1 00:00:01,947 --> 00:00:05,243 Kids, the summer of 2012 2 00:00:01,947 --> 00:00:05,243 was the Summer of Love. 3 00:00:05,284 --> 00:00:07,119 Barney and Quinn, 4 00:00:07,161 --> 00:00:09,205 me and Victoria, 5 00:00:09,247 --> 00:00:11,623 Robin and Nick, 6 00:00:11,665 --> 00:00:15,169 Lily, Marshall and Marvin. 7 00:00:15,211 --> 00:00:17,171 Everyone was happy as can be. 8 00:00:18,589 --> 00:00:21,133 Which means there are 9 00:00:18,589 --> 00:00:21,133 absolutely no good stories. 10 00:00:21,175 --> 00:00:23,261 Let's skip ahead... 11 00:00:23,969 --> 00:00:26,305 to October 2012, 12 00:00:26,346 --> 00:00:27,723 the official kick-off 13 00:00:27,765 --> 00:00:28,933 of what came to be known as 14 00:00:28,974 --> 00:00:31,102 the Autumn of Breakups. 15 00:00:31,143 --> 00:00:33,520 It all started when Barney 16 00:00:31,143 --> 00:00:33,520 got a little friendly advice 17 00:00:33,562 --> 00:00:34,521 from a coworker. 18 00:00:34,563 --> 00:00:36,941 Get a prenup, 19 00:00:34,563 --> 00:00:36,941 or I'll neuter you 20 00:00:36,982 --> 00:00:38,776 before she ever 21 00:00:36,982 --> 00:00:38,776 has a chance! 22 00:00:38,817 --> 00:00:41,570 First of all, 23 00:00:38,817 --> 00:00:41,570 if you have an onion bagel, 24 00:00:41,612 --> 00:00:43,948 you don't need 25 00:00:41,612 --> 00:00:43,948 scallion cream cheese. 26 00:00:45,283 --> 00:00:48,286 Secondly, Quinn 27 00:00:45,283 --> 00:00:48,286 is a great girl. 28 00:00:48,327 --> 00:00:49,703 I trust her. 29 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:51,289 Oh, Darlene was 30 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:51,289 a great girl. 31 00:00:51,330 --> 00:00:52,497 I trusted her. 32 00:00:52,539 --> 00:00:54,541 And then she took everything! 33 00:00:54,583 --> 00:00:56,961 My house, my car... 34 00:00:57,002 --> 00:00:58,503 my dog Tugboat. 35 00:00:58,545 --> 00:01:01,381 I even lost out 36 00:00:58,545 --> 00:01:01,381 with the kids. 37 00:01:01,423 --> 00:01:03,134 Full custody! 38 00:01:03,175 --> 00:01:04,969 I got full custody 39 00:01:03,175 --> 00:01:04,969 of those kids! 40 00:01:05,010 --> 00:01:07,763 Your kids are horrible. 41 00:01:07,805 --> 00:01:09,348 The worst. 42 00:01:09,389 --> 00:01:12,226 Barney, I watched as Darlene cut 43 00:01:09,389 --> 00:01:12,226 everything good out of my life 44 00:01:12,268 --> 00:01:14,979 like a deranged surgeon 45 00:01:12,268 --> 00:01:14,979 hacking out organs, 46 00:01:15,020 --> 00:01:17,148 and that's not a metaphor. 47 00:01:17,189 --> 00:01:19,191 She got one of my kidneys. 48 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,362 That's her ringtone. 49 00:01:23,403 --> 00:01:26,615 I have nothing left 50 00:01:23,403 --> 00:01:26,615 to give you, Darlene! 51 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,424 You won't believe 52 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,424 what Barney did today. 53 00:01:44,466 --> 00:01:47,345 You won't believe 54 00:01:44,466 --> 00:01:47,345 what Quinn did today. 55 00:01:47,386 --> 00:01:49,221 Hey, you ready for lunch? 56 00:01:49,263 --> 00:01:50,181 Hey, there she is. 57 00:01:50,222 --> 00:01:53,225 The future 58 00:01:50,222 --> 00:01:53,225 Mrs. Barney Stinson. 59 00:01:53,267 --> 00:01:55,394 You better enjoy signing 60 00:01:53,267 --> 00:01:55,394 your name "Quinn Garvey" 61 00:01:55,435 --> 00:01:57,355 while you still can, right? 62 00:01:57,396 --> 00:01:59,398 Like, I don't know... 63 00:01:59,439 --> 00:02:02,442 here, here, here, 64 00:01:59,439 --> 00:02:02,442 initial here... 65 00:02:02,484 --> 00:02:03,652 What is this? 66 00:02:03,694 --> 00:02:06,405 Oh, this is our prenup. 67 00:02:06,446 --> 00:02:08,407 Black or blue? 68 00:02:06,446 --> 00:02:08,407 Totally up to you. 69 00:02:08,448 --> 00:02:10,617 Um, can I read it first? 70 00:02:10,659 --> 00:02:12,411 Can you believe that? 71 00:02:12,452 --> 00:02:14,288 He wants me to sign a prenup! 72 00:02:14,330 --> 00:02:15,122 Can you believe that? 73 00:02:15,164 --> 00:02:18,042 She wants to read it first! 74 00:02:18,083 --> 00:02:19,293 Just go ahead and sign. 75 00:02:19,335 --> 00:02:20,711 It's all pretty standard. 76 00:02:21,670 --> 00:02:23,630 "In the event of divorce, 77 00:02:23,672 --> 00:02:26,384 "Mr. Stinson is granted 78 00:02:23,672 --> 00:02:26,384 weekly visitation rights 79 00:02:26,425 --> 00:02:28,677 to Ann, Sarah and Molly." 80 00:02:28,719 --> 00:02:30,554 You named our future kids? 81 00:02:30,595 --> 00:02:33,057 That's actually pretty sweet. 82 00:02:33,098 --> 00:02:36,394 Those are Mr. Stinson's names 83 00:02:33,098 --> 00:02:36,394 for your lady parts. 84 00:02:37,102 --> 00:02:38,687 It's important for the girls 85 00:02:38,729 --> 00:02:41,023 to maintain a relationship 86 00:02:38,729 --> 00:02:41,023 with their daddy. 87 00:02:42,941 --> 00:02:44,526 You named her lady parts? 88 00:02:45,485 --> 00:02:47,279 Everyone does that. 89 00:02:47,321 --> 00:02:49,407 So... Lily? 90 00:02:49,448 --> 00:02:51,409 Snap, Crackle, Pop. 91 00:02:52,701 --> 00:02:55,079 Solid. 92 00:02:52,701 --> 00:02:55,079 Wait. 93 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,664 Is this prenup 94 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,664 in any way legit? 95 00:02:57,706 --> 00:02:59,166 I mean, so far, 96 00:02:57,706 --> 00:02:59,166 it sounds a lot like 97 00:02:59,208 --> 00:03:01,919 that bar napkin document you 98 00:02:59,208 --> 00:03:01,919 make one-night stands sign, 99 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,379 promising not to get clingy. 100 00:03:03,421 --> 00:03:05,381 The Pre-Shtup, patent pending. 101 00:03:05,423 --> 00:03:07,799 God, I come up with 102 00:03:05,423 --> 00:03:07,799 a lot of good stuff! 103 00:03:07,841 --> 00:03:09,093 Anyway, I realize 104 00:03:09,134 --> 00:03:11,929 these aren't just terms 105 00:03:09,134 --> 00:03:11,929 for divorce, so I ask... 106 00:03:11,970 --> 00:03:15,349 Are these rules for how I have 107 00:03:11,970 --> 00:03:15,349 to behave in our marriage? 108 00:03:15,391 --> 00:03:16,892 Rules? 109 00:03:16,934 --> 00:03:19,437 Suggestions. 110 00:03:19,478 --> 00:03:21,480 Rich people and celebrities 111 00:03:19,478 --> 00:03:21,480 put stuff like this 112 00:03:21,521 --> 00:03:22,564 in their prenups all the time. 113 00:03:22,606 --> 00:03:26,651 And those are 114 00:03:22,606 --> 00:03:26,651 the marriages that last. 115 00:03:26,693 --> 00:03:30,489 I have to pay $2,000 116 00:03:26,693 --> 00:03:30,489 every time I gain a pound? 117 00:03:30,530 --> 00:03:32,950 Not every time. 118 00:03:32,991 --> 00:03:35,494 Just if it shows up 119 00:03:32,991 --> 00:03:35,494 at the weekly weigh-in. 120 00:03:36,412 --> 00:03:37,871 See, you can't do that. 121 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:41,125 "Miss Garvey must invent 12 new 122 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:41,125 sexual positions per year, 123 00:03:41,166 --> 00:03:42,376 "at least ten of which 124 00:03:42,418 --> 00:03:45,463 involve her doing all 125 00:03:42,418 --> 00:03:45,463 or most of the work." 126 00:03:45,504 --> 00:03:47,506 You definitely 127 00:03:45,504 --> 00:03:47,506 can't do that. 128 00:03:45,504 --> 00:03:47,506 Hm-mm. 129 00:03:47,547 --> 00:03:50,468 "Miss Garvey's breasts must be 130 00:03:47,547 --> 00:03:50,468 enhanced every five years 131 00:03:50,509 --> 00:03:54,346 or 50,000 honka-honkas, 132 00:03:50,509 --> 00:03:54,346 whichever comes first." 133 00:03:54,388 --> 00:03:56,474 That's actually not bad. 134 00:03:54,388 --> 00:03:56,474 I'll allow it. 135 00:03:57,349 --> 00:03:58,767 That's repulsive. 136 00:03:58,809 --> 00:04:00,560 And, sidebar: 137 00:03:58,809 --> 00:04:00,560 why do men think 138 00:04:00,602 --> 00:04:02,562 women like to be 139 00:04:00,602 --> 00:04:02,562 honka-honka'd? 140 00:04:02,604 --> 00:04:05,649 What woman wants her breasts 141 00:04:02,604 --> 00:04:05,649 squeezed like a seal horn? 142 00:04:05,690 --> 00:04:07,985 Um... totally. 143 00:04:08,026 --> 00:04:11,113 Lily like-a-like-a 144 00:04:08,026 --> 00:04:11,113 the honka-honka. 145 00:04:13,031 --> 00:04:16,076 "All hair below the neck 146 00:04:13,031 --> 00:04:16,076 must be removed weekly." 147 00:04:16,118 --> 00:04:18,954 Hey, you're gonna be thanking me 148 00:04:16,118 --> 00:04:18,954 for that hair loss 149 00:04:18,996 --> 00:04:20,998 during the weigh-in. 150 00:04:21,039 --> 00:04:23,501 "Miss Garvey's parents 151 00:04:21,039 --> 00:04:23,501 may stay at our place 152 00:04:23,542 --> 00:04:25,002 as long as they like." 153 00:04:25,043 --> 00:04:27,379 Well, at least that one's nice. 154 00:04:29,047 --> 00:04:32,801 "Provided they 155 00:04:29,047 --> 00:04:32,801 each arrive in an urn." 156 00:04:32,843 --> 00:04:36,096 "Wives two through eight will 157 00:04:32,843 --> 00:04:36,096 make a weekly chore wheel." 158 00:04:36,138 --> 00:04:38,557 I'm sorry, I borrowed 159 00:04:36,138 --> 00:04:38,557 a few sections 160 00:04:38,598 --> 00:04:41,018 from a prenup I did 161 00:04:38,598 --> 00:04:41,018 for a Saudi Arabian sultan. 162 00:04:41,059 --> 00:04:42,894 I'll cross out 163 00:04:41,059 --> 00:04:42,894 the extra wives stuff. 164 00:04:42,936 --> 00:04:43,979 Unless... 165 00:04:44,021 --> 00:04:46,524 Cross it out. 166 00:04:46,565 --> 00:04:48,526 My God! What the hell 167 00:04:46,565 --> 00:04:48,526 does Barney think 168 00:04:48,567 --> 00:04:50,402 marriage is going 169 00:04:48,567 --> 00:04:50,402 to be like, anyway? 170 00:04:50,444 --> 00:04:53,155 Just a healthy, 171 00:04:50,444 --> 00:04:53,155 modern-day marriage, 172 00:04:53,197 --> 00:04:56,200 based on mutual respect 173 00:04:53,197 --> 00:04:56,200 between two equals. 174 00:04:56,241 --> 00:04:59,828 Ready for your wake-up 175 00:04:56,241 --> 00:04:59,828 lap dance, Master? 176 00:04:59,870 --> 00:05:01,038 Aren't you forgetting something? 177 00:05:02,498 --> 00:05:03,623 Oh, my God, it's 9:00 a.m. 178 00:05:03,665 --> 00:05:08,045 Legally mandated morning 179 00:05:03,665 --> 00:05:08,045 pillow fight time! 180 00:05:10,881 --> 00:05:13,050 Best husband ever. 181 00:05:13,091 --> 00:05:15,135 Best husband ever. 182 00:05:15,177 --> 00:05:17,388 Best husband ever. Aw. 183 00:05:17,429 --> 00:05:19,056 Best husband e... 184 00:05:19,097 --> 00:05:21,058 Sorry, sorry, we crossed 185 00:05:19,097 --> 00:05:21,058 out the wives 186 00:05:21,099 --> 00:05:23,935 two through eight stuff. 187 00:05:21,099 --> 00:05:23,935 Unless... 188 00:05:21,099 --> 00:05:23,935 Nope. 189 00:05:23,977 --> 00:05:26,980 Okay. 190 00:05:23,977 --> 00:05:26,980 Don't worry. 191 00:05:23,977 --> 00:05:26,980 I crossed it out. 192 00:05:27,022 --> 00:05:28,857 I didn't really cross it out. 193 00:05:28,899 --> 00:05:29,941 I can hear you. 194 00:05:29,983 --> 00:05:32,652 I'll cross it out. 195 00:05:32,694 --> 00:05:34,988 I didn't really cross it out. 196 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:36,740 Hey, hey... 197 00:05:36,781 --> 00:05:38,867 Hey, guys, what's up? 198 00:05:38,909 --> 00:05:40,494 Oh, Quinn's pissed because 199 00:05:38,909 --> 00:05:40,494 Barney wants her 200 00:05:40,536 --> 00:05:42,162 to sign a crazy prenup. 201 00:05:42,204 --> 00:05:43,581 But is it really crazy? 202 00:05:43,622 --> 00:05:45,541 Yes. Well, I'm new to this 203 00:05:43,622 --> 00:05:45,541 but guessing yes. 204 00:05:43,622 --> 00:05:45,541 Yes. 205 00:05:45,583 --> 00:05:47,667 Okay, look. 206 00:05:47,709 --> 00:05:49,169 Did I go... 207 00:05:49,211 --> 00:05:51,171 a speck of sand, 208 00:05:49,211 --> 00:05:51,171 a fairy eyelash, 209 00:05:51,213 --> 00:05:53,673 a unicorn whisper 210 00:05:51,213 --> 00:05:53,673 too far? 211 00:05:53,715 --> 00:05:56,093 Perhaps. 212 00:05:56,134 --> 00:05:58,095 But can you tell me 213 00:05:56,134 --> 00:05:58,095 there's nothing 214 00:05:58,136 --> 00:06:01,181 in any of your relationships 215 00:05:58,136 --> 00:06:01,181 you'd want to change? 216 00:06:01,223 --> 00:06:03,683 No behavior you'd 217 00:06:01,223 --> 00:06:03,683 want to outlaw? 218 00:06:03,725 --> 00:06:05,685 No terms you'd 219 00:06:03,725 --> 00:06:05,685 want to renegotiate? 220 00:06:05,727 --> 00:06:08,897 Look me in the eye 221 00:06:05,727 --> 00:06:08,897 and tell me I'm crazy. 222 00:06:08,939 --> 00:06:10,524 You're crazy. 223 00:06:10,566 --> 00:06:12,109 But a funny thing 224 00:06:12,150 --> 00:06:14,111 happened that night. 225 00:06:16,071 --> 00:06:18,198 Look, I'm not saying 226 00:06:16,071 --> 00:06:18,198 he's right, but 227 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,866 Barney does have 228 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,866 a little bit of a point. 229 00:06:19,908 --> 00:06:22,702 But on this one, he may have 230 00:06:19,908 --> 00:06:22,702 a point. I mean, look... 231 00:06:22,744 --> 00:06:25,038 the idea of renegotiating 232 00:06:22,744 --> 00:06:25,038 the terms of the relationship, 233 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,040 that's valid. 234 00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:29,042 No. 235 00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:30,210 There isn't anything 236 00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:30,210 about you 237 00:06:30,252 --> 00:06:32,671 that I'd want to change. 238 00:06:32,712 --> 00:06:36,007 Well, okay, 239 00:06:32,712 --> 00:06:36,007 maybe a couple of things. 240 00:06:36,049 --> 00:06:37,008 Like what? 241 00:06:37,050 --> 00:06:39,136 And just like that... 242 00:06:39,177 --> 00:06:42,222 one of these four couples 243 00:06:39,177 --> 00:06:42,222 would break up 244 00:06:42,264 --> 00:06:45,934 the very next day. 245 00:06:45,976 --> 00:06:48,145 Okay, it wasn't Lily 246 00:06:45,976 --> 00:06:48,145 and Marshall. 247 00:06:48,186 --> 00:06:50,522 One of these three couples 248 00:06:48,186 --> 00:06:50,522 would break up 249 00:06:50,564 --> 00:06:53,150 the very next day. 250 00:06:58,530 --> 00:06:59,615 What happened? 251 00:06:58,530 --> 00:06:59,615 So last night 252 00:06:59,657 --> 00:07:02,159 Nick was all like, 253 00:06:59,657 --> 00:07:02,159 "Barney has a point 254 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:04,828 "about renegotiating the terms 255 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:04,828 of the blah, blah, blah, 256 00:07:04,869 --> 00:07:06,163 blah, blah, blah." 257 00:07:04,869 --> 00:07:06,163 Yeah, and Marshall 258 00:07:06,204 --> 00:07:09,040 was all like, "Uh, I want 259 00:07:06,204 --> 00:07:09,040 to blah, of the blah, 260 00:07:09,082 --> 00:07:11,126 uh, blah, blah, blah, 261 00:07:09,082 --> 00:07:11,126 blah, blah." 262 00:07:11,168 --> 00:07:13,545 If I shut my eyes 263 00:07:11,168 --> 00:07:13,545 it's like they're here. 264 00:07:13,587 --> 00:07:15,088 They're just using 265 00:07:13,587 --> 00:07:15,088 Barney's prenup 266 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:17,132 as a way to complain about us. 267 00:07:17,174 --> 00:07:19,510 I'm just saying, you've 268 00:07:17,174 --> 00:07:19,510 forbidden certain things 269 00:07:19,551 --> 00:07:21,637 that I might like to revisit. 270 00:07:21,679 --> 00:07:24,348 Marshall, you're not going 271 00:07:21,679 --> 00:07:24,348 on a Sasquatch hunt 272 00:07:24,389 --> 00:07:26,933 in Oregon 273 00:07:24,389 --> 00:07:26,933 with a bunch of loonies. 274 00:07:26,975 --> 00:07:28,435 Loonies? 275 00:07:28,477 --> 00:07:31,938 Those brave, bearded men and 276 00:07:28,477 --> 00:07:31,938 women are crypto-zoologists, 277 00:07:31,980 --> 00:07:34,941 and they deserve the respect 278 00:07:31,980 --> 00:07:34,941 that title commands. 279 00:07:34,983 --> 00:07:38,612 But that's not what 280 00:07:34,983 --> 00:07:38,612 I was thinking of. 281 00:07:39,988 --> 00:07:40,989 You're too precious 282 00:07:39,988 --> 00:07:40,989 with the baby. 283 00:07:41,031 --> 00:07:42,658 Okay, 284 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:44,535 when we first came home 285 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:44,535 with Marvin, 286 00:07:44,576 --> 00:07:46,870 there was a bad moment. 287 00:07:46,911 --> 00:07:48,830 Welcome home, buddy. 288 00:07:53,585 --> 00:07:55,128 Was it really that high? 289 00:07:56,046 --> 00:07:57,756 I don't know. I was hormonal. 290 00:07:57,797 --> 00:08:01,134 And suddenly, this primal, 291 00:07:57,797 --> 00:08:01,134 protective mother voice 292 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:02,386 came out of me. 293 00:08:02,427 --> 00:08:04,971 Actually, it was two voices. 294 00:08:05,013 --> 00:08:08,892 I seriously think one 295 00:08:05,013 --> 00:08:08,892 was coming from my vagina. 296 00:08:08,933 --> 00:08:10,977 Never do that again! 297 00:08:11,019 --> 00:08:13,980 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 298 00:08:11,019 --> 00:08:13,980 What is the big deal? 299 00:08:14,022 --> 00:08:16,734 My brothers and my dad 300 00:08:14,022 --> 00:08:16,734 used to roughhouse with me 301 00:08:16,775 --> 00:08:18,151 all the time. 302 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:19,861 Welcome home, 303 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:19,861 Marshall. 304 00:08:21,863 --> 00:08:24,032 Hi. Boys... 305 00:08:24,074 --> 00:08:26,910 go long. 306 00:08:28,286 --> 00:08:30,914 Stop! 307 00:08:28,286 --> 00:08:30,914 Not in the house. 308 00:08:30,955 --> 00:08:32,750 That's how lamps break. 309 00:08:32,791 --> 00:08:35,460 Now go pass 310 00:08:32,791 --> 00:08:35,460 that baby around outside. 311 00:08:37,879 --> 00:08:39,839 Oh, fumble! 312 00:08:39,881 --> 00:08:42,217 And I turned out 313 00:08:39,881 --> 00:08:42,217 perfectly fine. 314 00:08:42,259 --> 00:08:44,052 Marshall, this morning 315 00:08:42,259 --> 00:08:44,052 you thought a ghost 316 00:08:44,094 --> 00:08:45,763 made your toast. 317 00:08:45,804 --> 00:08:48,223 I didn't put 318 00:08:45,804 --> 00:08:48,223 the bread in. 319 00:08:48,265 --> 00:08:50,016 You didn't put the bread in. 320 00:08:50,058 --> 00:08:53,019 You know what? 321 00:08:50,058 --> 00:08:53,019 I will play with my son 322 00:08:53,061 --> 00:08:55,188 however I see fit. 323 00:08:53,061 --> 00:08:55,188 And you know what else? 324 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:58,776 You can honka-honka 325 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:58,776 yourself tonight. 326 00:08:58,817 --> 00:09:00,694 Barney's prenup 327 00:09:00,736 --> 00:09:03,029 ruined my night, too. 328 00:09:03,071 --> 00:09:04,989 Okay, uh, what behavior 329 00:09:05,031 --> 00:09:06,991 of mine don't you like? 330 00:09:07,033 --> 00:09:09,244 I'm talking about the TV thing. 331 00:09:09,286 --> 00:09:11,455 Okay, the TV thing 332 00:09:09,286 --> 00:09:11,455 is an argument 333 00:09:11,496 --> 00:09:13,957 from, like, 334 00:09:11,496 --> 00:09:13,957 three weeks ago. 335 00:09:13,998 --> 00:09:15,459 Mmm. 336 00:09:19,129 --> 00:09:21,172 Uh... 337 00:09:21,214 --> 00:09:23,467 Oh, I'm sorry. 338 00:09:23,508 --> 00:09:25,260 Didn't realize it 339 00:09:23,508 --> 00:09:25,260 takes 42 inches 340 00:09:25,302 --> 00:09:26,804 to keep you satisfied. 341 00:09:26,845 --> 00:09:27,929 The TV happened 342 00:09:27,971 --> 00:09:29,807 to be on. 343 00:09:27,971 --> 00:09:29,807 I happened to glance at it. 344 00:09:29,848 --> 00:09:32,016 Does that make me so weird? 345 00:09:29,848 --> 00:09:32,016 No. 346 00:09:32,058 --> 00:09:35,103 Not at all. 347 00:09:32,058 --> 00:09:35,103 Thank you. 348 00:09:35,145 --> 00:09:38,816 I may be a little weird. 349 00:09:38,857 --> 00:09:41,443 Mmm. 350 00:09:43,027 --> 00:09:44,321 Oh, yeah. 351 00:09:44,362 --> 00:09:45,864 I get... 352 00:09:45,905 --> 00:09:47,991 turned on 353 00:09:45,905 --> 00:09:47,991 watching myself 354 00:09:48,032 --> 00:09:51,035 do the news during sex. 355 00:09:51,077 --> 00:09:53,913 Yeah, that's a little weird. 356 00:09:53,955 --> 00:09:56,124 Look, seeing myself 357 00:09:53,955 --> 00:09:56,124 on TV makes me feel 358 00:09:56,166 --> 00:09:57,584 confident and sexy. 359 00:09:57,626 --> 00:10:00,211 And that is nothing to be 360 00:09:57,626 --> 00:10:00,211 ashamed of, right, sisters? 361 00:10:02,922 --> 00:10:04,090 Never speak of this. 362 00:10:02,922 --> 00:10:04,090 Ever. 363 00:10:04,132 --> 00:10:07,010 Yeah, of course. 364 00:10:04,132 --> 00:10:07,010 Yeah. 365 00:10:07,051 --> 00:10:09,471 There's more. 366 00:10:12,932 --> 00:10:14,934 Wait. 367 00:10:14,976 --> 00:10:17,103 So when you're doing the news 368 00:10:14,976 --> 00:10:17,103 live at 7:00, 369 00:10:17,145 --> 00:10:18,938 you wink to future you 370 00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:21,274 watching the rebroadcast 371 00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:21,274 at 11:00? 372 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:25,069 Maybe. 373 00:10:25,111 --> 00:10:26,864 Never speak of this. 374 00:10:26,905 --> 00:10:28,072 Ever! 375 00:10:28,114 --> 00:10:29,949 You won't believe 376 00:10:29,991 --> 00:10:31,910 what Ted did last night. 377 00:10:31,951 --> 00:10:33,953 You said you were 378 00:10:31,951 --> 00:10:33,953 happy to help him out. 379 00:10:33,995 --> 00:10:35,955 Well, now 380 00:10:33,995 --> 00:10:35,955 I'm changing my mind. 381 00:10:35,997 --> 00:10:37,290 Sorry to interrupt, roomie, 382 00:10:35,997 --> 00:10:37,290 but I am trying 383 00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:39,083 to make sausage. 384 00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:39,083 Where do you keep 385 00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:41,169 your pig intestines? 386 00:10:41,211 --> 00:10:43,463 What's your ex-fiancé 387 00:10:41,211 --> 00:10:43,463 doing at Ted's? 388 00:10:43,505 --> 00:10:46,257 Klaus came to me 389 00:10:43,505 --> 00:10:46,257 a few weeks ago. 390 00:10:46,299 --> 00:10:47,926 Since we broke up, 391 00:10:48,009 --> 00:10:49,845 he lost his job, 392 00:10:48,009 --> 00:10:49,845 he got evicted. 393 00:10:49,887 --> 00:10:51,889 He's miserable. 394 00:10:51,930 --> 00:10:53,056 I'm so sorry. 395 00:10:53,097 --> 00:10:55,266 If I could just take 396 00:10:53,097 --> 00:10:55,266 a quick whore's bath 397 00:10:55,308 --> 00:10:57,977 in your kitchen sink, 398 00:10:55,308 --> 00:10:57,977 then I will skedaddle. 399 00:10:58,019 --> 00:10:59,979 Oh, Klaus, I wish that 400 00:10:58,019 --> 00:10:59,979 there was something 401 00:11:00,021 --> 00:11:01,356 I could do to help. 402 00:11:01,398 --> 00:11:02,399 There is, 403 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:05,151 little lady. 404 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:05,151 I've got a guest room. 405 00:11:05,193 --> 00:11:07,946 You'll stay here 406 00:11:05,193 --> 00:11:07,946 till you're back on your feet. 407 00:11:07,987 --> 00:11:09,155 Are you sure? 408 00:11:09,197 --> 00:11:10,574 This is your apartment. 409 00:11:10,615 --> 00:11:12,868 Shh. 410 00:11:12,910 --> 00:11:13,993 Think of this as our apartment. 411 00:11:14,035 --> 00:11:15,119 Oh... 412 00:11:15,161 --> 00:11:16,413 Hero Ted. 413 00:11:16,454 --> 00:11:17,956 He loves that move. 414 00:11:17,997 --> 00:11:21,125 Yeah, for about five minutes, 415 00:11:17,997 --> 00:11:21,125 then he gets hero's remorse. 416 00:11:21,167 --> 00:11:23,127 Danke schon, roomie. 417 00:11:23,169 --> 00:11:24,421 I will go get my things. 418 00:11:24,462 --> 00:11:26,924 Das is super-duper-duper. 419 00:11:26,965 --> 00:11:28,341 My ferrets will be so happy. 420 00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:31,261 They have been living 421 00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:31,261 in an airport locker for weeks. 422 00:11:31,845 --> 00:11:32,888 Here comes papa, 423 00:11:31,845 --> 00:11:32,888 children. 424 00:11:32,930 --> 00:11:34,013 I'll admit, 425 00:11:34,055 --> 00:11:37,141 there have been a 426 00:11:34,055 --> 00:11:37,141 few awkward moments. 427 00:11:37,183 --> 00:11:39,853 You are going to love this. 428 00:11:39,895 --> 00:11:41,312 This is the popular 429 00:11:39,895 --> 00:11:41,312 German situational-comedy, 430 00:11:41,354 --> 00:11:42,522 Strange Compatriots. 431 00:11:42,564 --> 00:11:45,442 Here we come. 432 00:11:45,483 --> 00:11:48,946 Ooh. Here's the thing 433 00:11:45,483 --> 00:11:48,946 about this show, okay? 434 00:11:48,987 --> 00:11:51,322 One of them is very neat 435 00:11:51,364 --> 00:11:55,159 und the other one 436 00:11:51,364 --> 00:11:55,159 is very, very neat. 437 00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:58,455 Oh, Fritz, 438 00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:58,455 kommen sie hier. 439 00:11:58,496 --> 00:12:00,999 Ah, Fritz... 440 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,167 It's time to give Klaus 441 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,167 "das boot." 442 00:12:05,503 --> 00:12:07,798 Klaus? 443 00:12:07,839 --> 00:12:10,133 Wait, can-can you hear us 444 00:12:07,839 --> 00:12:10,133 through the wall? 445 00:12:10,174 --> 00:12:12,010 Yes, I can hear you. 446 00:12:12,051 --> 00:12:14,429 I hear everything. 447 00:12:14,471 --> 00:12:16,180 That's it. 448 00:12:16,222 --> 00:12:18,391 Klaus, get in here! 449 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:21,394 For God's sake. 450 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,480 I want you out 451 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,480 of my apartment. 452 00:12:23,521 --> 00:12:28,067 You, those ferrets 453 00:12:23,521 --> 00:12:28,067 and all five newborns. 454 00:12:28,109 --> 00:12:29,235 Six and counting. 455 00:12:29,277 --> 00:12:31,029 Mama is still going. 456 00:12:31,070 --> 00:12:33,573 It is like a clown car. 457 00:12:33,615 --> 00:12:35,951 Suddenly, it wasn't 458 00:12:33,615 --> 00:12:35,951 our apartment anymore. 459 00:12:35,993 --> 00:12:37,911 I had no say 460 00:12:35,993 --> 00:12:37,911 in the matter. 461 00:12:37,953 --> 00:12:39,663 These guys are unbelievable. 462 00:12:39,704 --> 00:12:42,040 You know what, 463 00:12:39,704 --> 00:12:42,040 I am gonna go home 464 00:12:42,081 --> 00:12:45,502 and watch the news 465 00:12:42,081 --> 00:12:45,502 all by myself. 466 00:12:45,543 --> 00:12:46,837 Wait. 467 00:12:46,878 --> 00:12:48,296 I have an idea. 468 00:12:48,338 --> 00:12:52,009 You know what? 469 00:12:52,050 --> 00:12:54,011 I'm on board 470 00:12:52,050 --> 00:12:54,011 with the whole prenup thing. 471 00:12:54,052 --> 00:12:55,178 That's great. 472 00:12:55,219 --> 00:12:57,096 It's here to protect you, 473 00:12:55,219 --> 00:12:57,096 too, sweetie... 474 00:12:57,138 --> 00:13:00,433 from becoming unappealing to me. 475 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:03,020 Actually, I made my own prenup 476 00:13:03,061 --> 00:13:04,855 with a little help. 477 00:13:04,896 --> 00:13:06,023 Ladies? 478 00:13:11,235 --> 00:13:13,030 Go ahead and sign. 479 00:13:13,071 --> 00:13:14,197 It's all pretty standard. 480 00:13:14,238 --> 00:13:18,035 This might not be the 481 00:13:14,238 --> 00:13:18,035 best time to ask... 482 00:13:18,076 --> 00:13:20,119 I'm sort of getting 483 00:13:18,076 --> 00:13:20,119 back in the game. 484 00:13:20,161 --> 00:13:22,080 The redhead with the baby, 485 00:13:22,121 --> 00:13:24,332 what's her situation? 486 00:13:30,171 --> 00:13:31,882 "In the event of divorce, 487 00:13:30,171 --> 00:13:31,882 Miss Garvey shall get 488 00:13:31,923 --> 00:13:34,926 full custody 489 00:13:31,923 --> 00:13:34,926 of Mr. Stinson's suits"? 490 00:13:34,968 --> 00:13:36,427 Why? 491 00:13:36,469 --> 00:13:37,971 What would you do with them? 492 00:13:38,013 --> 00:13:41,683 Nothing. I'd just sit around 493 00:13:38,013 --> 00:13:41,683 and watch them go out of style. 494 00:13:41,725 --> 00:13:44,061 That is just sick. 495 00:13:44,102 --> 00:13:45,062 Keep reading. 496 00:13:45,103 --> 00:13:47,564 "Mr. Stinson 497 00:13:45,103 --> 00:13:47,564 is allowed to attend 498 00:13:47,605 --> 00:13:50,149 any function 499 00:13:47,605 --> 00:13:50,149 at the Playboy Mansion." 500 00:13:50,191 --> 00:13:51,275 Well, at least that's nice. 501 00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:56,073 "Provided he arrives in an urn." 502 00:13:58,282 --> 00:14:00,451 Gentlemen, just in time. 503 00:14:00,493 --> 00:14:02,161 What are you bitches doing here? 504 00:14:02,203 --> 00:14:04,081 Lily. 505 00:14:02,203 --> 00:14:04,081 Oh, he's napping. 506 00:14:04,122 --> 00:14:05,540 It's the only time 507 00:14:04,122 --> 00:14:05,540 I get to go blue. 508 00:14:05,582 --> 00:14:08,292 Barney texted us that you 509 00:14:05,582 --> 00:14:08,292 guys were ganging up on him. 510 00:14:08,334 --> 00:14:10,169 So we're just here to ensure 511 00:14:10,211 --> 00:14:12,714 he doesn't sign anything 512 00:14:10,211 --> 00:14:12,714 he'll regret. 513 00:14:12,756 --> 00:14:14,173 I'm sorry, 514 00:14:12,756 --> 00:14:14,173 I don't think anyone here 515 00:14:14,215 --> 00:14:15,717 other than me is a lawyer. 516 00:14:15,759 --> 00:14:19,470 A well-paid, 517 00:14:15,759 --> 00:14:19,470 successful lawyer. 518 00:14:21,139 --> 00:14:22,223 I-I'm a lawyer. 519 00:14:22,265 --> 00:14:24,350 Actually, we worked together 520 00:14:22,265 --> 00:14:24,350 for years. 521 00:14:24,392 --> 00:14:25,977 Back off, stretch, 522 00:14:24,392 --> 00:14:25,977 I saw her first. 523 00:14:26,019 --> 00:14:27,562 Hang on a second. 524 00:14:27,604 --> 00:14:29,981 "A half million dollar fine 525 00:14:30,023 --> 00:14:33,735 "any time Mr. Stinson can't 526 00:14:30,023 --> 00:14:33,735 'rise to the occasion,' 527 00:14:33,777 --> 00:14:37,114 cue sad slide whistle sounds"? 528 00:14:39,783 --> 00:14:41,993 Hey, what's this 529 00:14:39,783 --> 00:14:41,993 about a shock collar? 530 00:14:42,035 --> 00:14:43,494 Ah, yes, we'll explain. 531 00:14:43,536 --> 00:14:45,705 Miss Garvey has 532 00:14:43,536 --> 00:14:45,705 many attractive friends 533 00:14:45,747 --> 00:14:47,331 who will come to visit. 534 00:14:47,373 --> 00:14:49,084 May I offer you 535 00:14:49,126 --> 00:14:51,210 some goat cheese puff 536 00:14:49,126 --> 00:14:51,210 pastries I made, mistress? 537 00:14:51,252 --> 00:14:54,297 As long as you can 538 00:14:51,252 --> 00:14:54,297 do it quietly. 539 00:15:01,054 --> 00:15:03,014 Wait, I'm confused. 540 00:15:03,056 --> 00:15:06,143 If it's not around my neck, 541 00:15:03,056 --> 00:15:06,143 then where's the shock collar? 542 00:15:07,769 --> 00:15:09,646 Oh, God. 543 00:15:09,687 --> 00:15:12,231 Oh, God. 544 00:15:12,273 --> 00:15:14,025 It's more 545 00:15:12,273 --> 00:15:14,025 of a shock ring, really. 546 00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:15,777 Her idea. 547 00:15:15,819 --> 00:15:18,822 Little missy 548 00:15:15,819 --> 00:15:18,822 is packing a brain, too. 549 00:15:18,863 --> 00:15:19,990 Okay, you know what? 550 00:15:20,031 --> 00:15:22,241 Since we're all pitching in, 551 00:15:22,283 --> 00:15:24,077 may I suggest a provision? 552 00:15:24,119 --> 00:15:25,244 In the event 553 00:15:25,286 --> 00:15:28,748 that you have a son, 554 00:15:25,286 --> 00:15:28,748 Mr. Stinson is free 555 00:15:28,790 --> 00:15:31,042 to play with his child 556 00:15:28,790 --> 00:15:31,042 however he sees fit. 557 00:15:31,084 --> 00:15:33,044 How about forbidding 558 00:15:31,084 --> 00:15:33,044 your future husband 559 00:15:33,086 --> 00:15:36,255 from spiking his child 560 00:15:33,086 --> 00:15:36,255 into his crib? 561 00:15:36,297 --> 00:15:38,424 How about a clause protecting 562 00:15:36,297 --> 00:15:38,424 you from having to engage 563 00:15:38,466 --> 00:15:41,427 in a three-way with her 564 00:15:38,466 --> 00:15:41,427 and whatever's on basic cable? 565 00:15:41,469 --> 00:15:45,056 Oh, yeah? 566 00:15:41,469 --> 00:15:45,056 How about forbidding... 567 00:15:45,098 --> 00:15:47,142 I got nothing. 568 00:15:47,184 --> 00:15:49,811 How about a provision barring 569 00:15:47,184 --> 00:15:49,811 any nudist German ex-fiancés 570 00:15:49,853 --> 00:15:52,147 from slapping his strudel up 571 00:15:49,853 --> 00:15:52,147 and down your sofa? 572 00:15:52,189 --> 00:15:53,648 How about pretending 573 00:15:52,189 --> 00:15:53,648 to be a hero, 574 00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:57,152 but then caving the moment 575 00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:57,152 a ferret bite breaks the skin? 576 00:15:57,194 --> 00:15:59,070 The skin of my eyelid. 577 00:15:59,112 --> 00:16:00,279 That's how they kiss. 578 00:16:00,321 --> 00:16:01,489 Are you serious? 579 00:16:06,119 --> 00:16:09,206 Enough! Enough! 580 00:16:09,247 --> 00:16:10,373 You all have someone 581 00:16:09,247 --> 00:16:10,373 who loves you, 582 00:16:10,414 --> 00:16:12,083 and you're screwing it up, 583 00:16:10,414 --> 00:16:12,083 and over what? 584 00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:14,085 Who has the most power? 585 00:16:14,127 --> 00:16:15,879 That's not love. 586 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,630 Love is trusting 587 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,630 someone enough 588 00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,883 to tell them 589 00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,883 what's really bothering you. 590 00:16:19,924 --> 00:16:21,259 So that's what we're gonna do. 591 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:22,343 You, start. 592 00:16:25,638 --> 00:16:28,099 When you got scared 593 00:16:25,638 --> 00:16:28,099 about Marvin, 594 00:16:28,141 --> 00:16:30,476 it felt like 595 00:16:28,141 --> 00:16:30,476 you were saying that 596 00:16:30,518 --> 00:16:33,312 I'm not as good a parent as you. 597 00:16:34,313 --> 00:16:35,732 You're an amazing mom, 598 00:16:35,773 --> 00:16:39,236 and I want to live up to that. 599 00:16:40,195 --> 00:16:43,322 Well, I probably have 600 00:16:40,195 --> 00:16:43,322 trust issues 601 00:16:43,364 --> 00:16:45,658 because my dad 602 00:16:43,364 --> 00:16:45,658 wasn't there for me. 603 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:49,370 But I know that you'll always 604 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:49,370 be there to catch Marvin. 605 00:16:50,747 --> 00:16:52,249 You, next. 606 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:57,128 Having Klaus back in our lives 607 00:16:57,170 --> 00:17:01,299 made me scared we're never 608 00:16:57,170 --> 00:17:01,299 gonna escape the past. 609 00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:03,260 I only wanted to help Klaus 610 00:17:03,301 --> 00:17:07,305 because I feel guilty 611 00:17:03,301 --> 00:17:07,305 about how happy I am with you. 612 00:17:08,265 --> 00:17:09,557 Next. 613 00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:12,769 I find you so sexy, 614 00:17:12,810 --> 00:17:16,856 it just hurt that you don't 615 00:17:12,810 --> 00:17:16,856 feel the same about me. 616 00:17:18,357 --> 00:17:22,153 I get turned on watching myself 617 00:17:18,357 --> 00:17:22,153 do the news during sex. 618 00:17:22,195 --> 00:17:23,613 Oh. 619 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,449 Well, that's cool. 620 00:17:30,328 --> 00:17:32,289 Look at that, 621 00:17:30,328 --> 00:17:32,289 no legal documents needed. 622 00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:34,124 Just honesty and vulnerability. 623 00:17:34,165 --> 00:17:35,499 That's love. 624 00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:37,585 You see, I once loved someone, 625 00:17:37,627 --> 00:17:39,796 only I didn't say it enough. 626 00:17:39,837 --> 00:17:42,173 Now I wish I could 627 00:17:39,837 --> 00:17:42,173 say it every day. 628 00:17:42,215 --> 00:17:43,382 Hell, 629 00:17:43,424 --> 00:17:44,926 I don't care if it's crazy, 630 00:17:44,968 --> 00:17:47,220 I-I'm doing it. 631 00:17:47,262 --> 00:17:49,306 Hello, Darlene? 632 00:17:49,347 --> 00:17:50,265 Put Tugboat on the line. 633 00:17:50,307 --> 00:17:52,391 Hey, buddy. 634 00:17:52,433 --> 00:17:55,061 Hey, it's the man. 635 00:17:56,271 --> 00:17:57,480 And for a moment, 636 00:17:57,521 --> 00:18:00,317 all felt right with the world. 637 00:18:00,358 --> 00:18:01,734 But that very night, 638 00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:04,403 the Autumn of Breakups 639 00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:04,403 would claim its first victims. 640 00:18:04,445 --> 00:18:07,324 wish you a very safe 641 00:18:04,445 --> 00:18:07,324 and pleasant evening. 642 00:18:07,365 --> 00:18:08,825 Good night. 643 00:18:08,866 --> 00:18:11,119 Good night. 644 00:18:14,331 --> 00:18:16,374 Good night. 645 00:18:16,415 --> 00:18:18,168 Good night. 646 00:18:18,209 --> 00:18:20,170 Gute Nacht. 647 00:18:20,211 --> 00:18:21,212 And you too, my babies. 648 00:18:21,254 --> 00:18:22,964 Oh, danke for the sweet 649 00:18:21,254 --> 00:18:22,964 eye kisses. 650 00:18:23,006 --> 00:18:24,215 Ow. 651 00:18:24,257 --> 00:18:26,384 After you, sir. 652 00:18:26,425 --> 00:18:27,302 Ladies first. 653 00:18:27,344 --> 00:18:28,594 I insist. 654 00:18:28,636 --> 00:18:31,014 I insist. 655 00:18:31,055 --> 00:18:33,308 I'm not throwing mine out first. 656 00:18:31,055 --> 00:18:33,308 I'm not throwing mine out first. 657 00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:35,393 You've slept 658 00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:35,393 with half the women in New York. 659 00:18:35,434 --> 00:18:37,270 I'm the one who needs a prenup. 660 00:18:37,312 --> 00:18:39,356 You duped me out of 661 00:18:37,312 --> 00:18:39,356 thousands of dollars. 662 00:18:39,397 --> 00:18:40,523 I'm the one who needs a prenup. 663 00:18:40,564 --> 00:18:42,275 I just thought 664 00:18:40,564 --> 00:18:42,275 of some more stuff to add. 665 00:18:42,317 --> 00:18:43,401 I'm not half finished. 666 00:18:50,283 --> 00:18:52,576 Let's dive in. 667 00:18:57,456 --> 00:19:00,293 It should be simpler than this, 668 00:18:57,456 --> 00:19:00,293 shouldn't it? 669 00:19:00,335 --> 00:19:01,794 Yeah. 670 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:04,630 Maybe it should be. 671 00:19:04,672 --> 00:19:07,258 Barney, do you trust me? 672 00:19:11,262 --> 00:19:13,390 No. 673 00:19:14,932 --> 00:19:16,267 Do you trust me? 674 00:19:17,476 --> 00:19:19,812 No. 675 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,775 If we really need something 676 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,775 this complicated 677 00:19:24,817 --> 00:19:26,610 to get married... 678 00:19:30,365 --> 00:19:32,575 Yeah. 679 00:19:45,422 --> 00:19:48,091 I'm sorry, buddy. 680 00:19:48,132 --> 00:19:49,633 Hey, there's always 681 00:19:49,675 --> 00:19:51,469 wives two through eight. 682 00:19:51,510 --> 00:19:53,846 They sounded pretty hot 683 00:19:51,510 --> 00:19:53,846 in your fantasy. 684 00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,014 All but wife seven. 685 00:19:55,056 --> 00:19:57,475 She was just there 686 00:19:55,056 --> 00:19:57,475 'cause her dad was rich. 687 00:19:59,477 --> 00:20:01,729 Actually, I'm okay. 688 00:20:01,771 --> 00:20:04,357 I found out I'll never trust 689 00:20:01,771 --> 00:20:04,357 someone enough to get married, 690 00:20:04,399 --> 00:20:06,067 and that's fine. 691 00:20:06,984 --> 00:20:10,529 My single life is, 692 00:20:06,984 --> 00:20:10,529 and always will be, 693 00:20:10,571 --> 00:20:13,616 legen... wait for it... 694 00:20:15,576 --> 00:20:16,953 dary! 695 00:20:16,994 --> 00:20:20,206 My wedding 696 00:20:16,994 --> 00:20:20,206 is gonna be legendary. 697 00:20:21,165 --> 00:20:22,333 So, prenup? 698 00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:24,543 Not this time. 699 00:20:24,585 --> 00:20:27,088 Oh, hey you. 700 00:20:24,585 --> 00:20:27,088 Ready for lunch? 701 00:20:27,130 --> 00:20:28,339 Totally. 702 00:20:28,381 --> 00:20:30,467 Mmm. 703 00:20:31,384 --> 00:20:33,470 Thanks. 704 00:20:34,387 --> 00:20:35,513 See, Tugboat? 705 00:20:35,554 --> 00:20:37,765 That's love. 706 00:20:37,807 --> 00:20:39,892 Yeah. 707 00:20:45,523 --> 00:20:48,359 Okay, you see, Ludwig has 708 00:20:45,523 --> 00:20:48,359 started to polish the doorknobs, 709 00:20:48,401 --> 00:20:51,862 but Wilhelm has 710 00:20:48,401 --> 00:20:51,862 already completed this chore. 711 00:20:54,031 --> 00:20:55,741 Yeah. 712 00:20:55,783 --> 00:20:59,996 Ahh... 713 00:21:00,037 --> 00:21:00,788 You know, 714 00:21:00,830 --> 00:21:02,915 it's big comedy, 715 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:06,127 but you also really care 716 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:06,127 about these characters. 717 00:21:06,169 --> 00:21:09,088 Wilhelm!