1 00:00:01,435 --> 00:00:03,940 Kids, October of 2012 2 00:00:01,435 --> 00:00:03,940 kicked off 3 00:00:03,982 --> 00:00:05,610 The Autumn of Breakups. 4 00:00:05,652 --> 00:00:08,365 And Barney, having broken 5 00:00:05,652 --> 00:00:08,365 his engagement with Quinn, 6 00:00:08,407 --> 00:00:10,870 was slowly trying 7 00:00:08,407 --> 00:00:10,870 to pick himself back up. 8 00:00:10,912 --> 00:00:14,878 Welcome to Bangtoberfest! 9 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:17,133 Have a Bangtoberfest T-shirt! 10 00:00:17,175 --> 00:00:18,594 I'm back! 11 00:00:18,636 --> 00:00:19,888 Have a Bangtoberfest 12 00:00:18,636 --> 00:00:19,888 T-shirt! 13 00:00:19,930 --> 00:00:21,893 I'm single again! 14 00:00:23,187 --> 00:00:24,397 Sorry about your eye! 15 00:00:24,439 --> 00:00:25,399 I'm available! 16 00:00:28,405 --> 00:00:30,911 This Time It's Really 17 00:00:28,405 --> 00:00:30,911 Not Personal." 18 00:00:30,952 --> 00:00:32,747 Barney, you just 19 00:00:30,952 --> 00:00:32,747 went through 20 00:00:32,789 --> 00:00:34,751 some really big emotional stuff. 21 00:00:34,793 --> 00:00:36,755 You need to give yourself 22 00:00:34,793 --> 00:00:36,755 some time to heal. 23 00:00:36,797 --> 00:00:39,177 Robin, I spent 24 00:00:36,797 --> 00:00:39,177 seven grand on merch. 25 00:00:39,219 --> 00:00:40,972 This is happening. 26 00:00:43,268 --> 00:00:44,354 Hey. 27 00:00:44,396 --> 00:00:45,857 Hey. 28 00:00:44,396 --> 00:00:45,857 Hi, Marshall. 29 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:47,945 So, Lily's dad just showed up 30 00:00:47,986 --> 00:00:50,449 two days ago unannounced. 31 00:00:50,491 --> 00:00:51,994 Remember when I 32 00:00:50,491 --> 00:00:51,994 bought all those 33 00:00:52,036 --> 00:00:53,121 Mexican fireworks so I'd never 34 00:00:53,163 --> 00:00:54,123 have to buy 35 00:00:53,163 --> 00:00:54,123 Christmas presents again? 36 00:00:54,165 --> 00:00:56,795 Oh, God, you blew 37 00:00:54,165 --> 00:00:56,795 up the house. 38 00:00:56,837 --> 00:00:58,215 Blew up the house? 39 00:00:58,257 --> 00:00:59,593 Oh, no. 40 00:00:59,634 --> 00:01:00,845 Nothing like that, no. 41 00:01:02,014 --> 00:01:03,894 No, the fireworks 42 00:01:02,014 --> 00:01:03,894 blew up the garage. 43 00:01:03,936 --> 00:01:04,938 The house burned down. 44 00:01:05,855 --> 00:01:06,815 Holy frijoles, 45 00:01:06,857 --> 00:01:08,068 do I smell brownies? 46 00:01:09,906 --> 00:01:11,617 We covered that fire 47 00:01:09,906 --> 00:01:11,617 on the news. 48 00:01:11,658 --> 00:01:15,625 I had no idea "naked man 49 00:01:11,658 --> 00:01:15,625 runs back into inferno 50 00:01:15,666 --> 00:01:17,964 to rescue potato salad" 51 00:01:15,666 --> 00:01:17,964 was Mickey. 52 00:01:19,090 --> 00:01:20,885 My hour's up. 53 00:01:19,090 --> 00:01:20,885 Your turn, Marshall. 54 00:01:20,928 --> 00:01:22,890 Oh, no. 55 00:01:22,932 --> 00:01:25,853 Baby Marvin, 56 00:01:22,932 --> 00:01:25,853 did you just go poo-poo? 57 00:01:25,896 --> 00:01:26,982 Craziest thing. 58 00:01:27,023 --> 00:01:29,444 He just went poo-poo 59 00:01:27,023 --> 00:01:29,444 this very second. 60 00:01:29,486 --> 00:01:30,906 Are you sure this 61 00:01:30,948 --> 00:01:33,035 poo-poo didn't happen 62 00:01:30,948 --> 00:01:33,035 on your watch 63 00:01:33,076 --> 00:01:35,456 and you just ran out the clock 64 00:01:33,076 --> 00:01:35,456 until it was my problem? 65 00:01:35,498 --> 00:01:37,460 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, right. 66 00:01:37,502 --> 00:01:41,092 What kind of mother lets her son 67 00:01:37,502 --> 00:01:41,092 sit in his own filth 68 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:43,681 for an extra nine minutes 69 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:43,681 and 42 seconds? 70 00:01:48,357 --> 00:01:51,948 I got my eye on you, Aldrin. 71 00:01:51,990 --> 00:01:56,414 It's watering right now, 72 00:01:51,990 --> 00:01:56,414 but I got my eye on you. 73 00:01:58,210 --> 00:01:59,671 I can't 74 00:01:58,210 --> 00:01:59,671 believe I have to go 75 00:01:59,713 --> 00:02:02,802 back to work on Monday and 76 00:01:59,713 --> 00:02:02,802 we still haven't found a nanny. 77 00:02:02,844 --> 00:02:05,516 Well, if Grandpa Mickey's there, 78 00:02:02,844 --> 00:02:05,516 couldn't he just... 79 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:06,852 Are you kidding? 80 00:02:06,895 --> 00:02:09,315 My dad was never there for me 81 00:02:06,895 --> 00:02:09,315 when I was a kid. 82 00:02:09,357 --> 00:02:10,986 And when he was... 83 00:02:12,780 --> 00:02:14,200 What's wrong, Daddy? 84 00:02:14,242 --> 00:02:18,125 Oh, Daddy can't pick a horse 85 00:02:14,242 --> 00:02:18,125 to save his freakin' life. 86 00:02:18,166 --> 00:02:22,050 All I need is 87 00:02:18,166 --> 00:02:22,050 just one lucky number. 88 00:02:22,092 --> 00:02:23,343 Hey, when's your birthday? 89 00:02:24,387 --> 00:02:26,266 Today. 90 00:02:26,307 --> 00:02:28,771 Well... 91 00:02:28,812 --> 00:02:31,860 We've got to find a nanny, 92 00:02:28,812 --> 00:02:31,860 and my dad's definitely not it. 93 00:02:31,903 --> 00:02:34,824 Well, um, and this doesn't 94 00:02:31,903 --> 00:02:34,824 solve your nanny problem, 95 00:02:34,866 --> 00:02:37,038 but if you're in need 96 00:02:34,866 --> 00:02:37,038 of a babysitter, 97 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:38,082 Nick and I could do it. 98 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:41,212 We're really clicking 99 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:41,212 as a couple. 100 00:02:41,254 --> 00:02:44,177 Um, if any couple 101 00:02:41,254 --> 00:02:44,177 is clicking these days, 102 00:02:44,218 --> 00:02:45,888 it's me and Victoria. 103 00:02:46,975 --> 00:02:50,230 Do you think 104 00:02:46,975 --> 00:02:50,230 that you and Victoria 105 00:02:50,272 --> 00:02:52,193 are clicking more than 106 00:02:50,272 --> 00:02:52,193 me and Nick? 107 00:02:52,234 --> 00:02:54,238 Do you think you and Nick are... 108 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:55,825 Oh, that's precious. 109 00:02:55,866 --> 00:02:59,415 Kids, when you're in 110 00:02:55,866 --> 00:02:59,415 a new relationship 111 00:02:59,457 --> 00:03:02,130 and you're competing with 112 00:02:59,457 --> 00:03:02,130 your ex for who's happier, 113 00:03:02,172 --> 00:03:02,965 it can get ugly. 114 00:03:03,007 --> 00:03:06,138 Anyway, I should get going. 115 00:03:06,180 --> 00:03:08,517 I have to go get 116 00:03:06,180 --> 00:03:08,517 a key made for Nick. 117 00:03:08,558 --> 00:03:10,229 For my apartment. 118 00:03:10,270 --> 00:03:11,314 Ha-burn. 119 00:03:11,356 --> 00:03:13,235 Hey, maybe the locksmith 120 00:03:11,356 --> 00:03:13,235 who made the key 121 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:15,280 I gave to Victoria 122 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:15,280 will give you a deal. 123 00:03:15,322 --> 00:03:16,324 Oh, wait, he won't remember me. 124 00:03:16,366 --> 00:03:17,284 It was three weeks ago. 125 00:03:17,326 --> 00:03:18,578 Ha-double burn. 126 00:03:18,620 --> 00:03:19,664 Nick signed for a package 127 00:03:18,620 --> 00:03:19,664 when I wasn't there. 128 00:03:19,706 --> 00:03:21,961 Victoria keeps tampons 129 00:03:19,706 --> 00:03:21,961 at my apartment. 130 00:03:22,003 --> 00:03:24,216 Damn it! 131 00:03:37,158 --> 00:03:38,953 The next day, 132 00:03:37,158 --> 00:03:38,953 Lily and Marshall's 133 00:03:38,995 --> 00:03:40,122 nanny search hit pay dirt. 134 00:03:40,164 --> 00:03:42,501 Mr. And Mrs. Eriksen, 135 00:03:42,543 --> 00:03:46,384 I promise to create a safe, 136 00:03:42,543 --> 00:03:46,384 nurturing environment 137 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:49,307 full of learning, 138 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:49,307 laughter and love. 139 00:03:49,348 --> 00:03:50,936 So that even when 140 00:03:50,977 --> 00:03:52,396 we have to eat lima beans 141 00:03:52,438 --> 00:03:54,400 or we get a boo-boo on our knee, 142 00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:57,531 we know everything 143 00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:57,531 will be just fine. 144 00:03:57,573 --> 00:03:59,327 And do you know why? 145 00:03:59,368 --> 00:04:00,704 Because you're an angel 146 00:03:59,368 --> 00:04:00,704 sent from heaven? 147 00:04:00,746 --> 00:04:03,335 I want to bury my head 148 00:04:00,746 --> 00:04:03,335 in the safety of your bosom. 149 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:06,174 Because Mrs. Buckminster 150 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:06,174 is here. 151 00:04:07,218 --> 00:04:09,013 The search is over. 152 00:04:09,055 --> 00:04:12,228 Mrs. Buckminster, we just 153 00:04:09,055 --> 00:04:12,228 need to know your salary. 154 00:04:12,270 --> 00:04:14,190 Oh, delightful! 155 00:04:14,232 --> 00:04:16,611 Well, my weekly fee is... 156 00:04:17,863 --> 00:04:19,200 There, there. 157 00:04:19,242 --> 00:04:23,416 I'm sure you'll find someone 158 00:04:19,242 --> 00:04:23,416 you like just as much. 159 00:04:23,458 --> 00:04:24,418 No, we won't! 160 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:25,545 Not like you! 161 00:04:27,466 --> 00:04:29,595 Hey, Robin, 162 00:04:27,466 --> 00:04:29,595 can I borrow a stamp? 163 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:33,478 Oh, wait, this wedding 164 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:33,478 reply card already has one. 165 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:34,689 Why, you ask? 166 00:04:34,730 --> 00:04:38,280 Victoria and I 167 00:04:34,730 --> 00:04:38,280 are RSVPing to a wedding... 168 00:04:38,322 --> 00:04:39,407 in Jamaica... 169 00:04:39,448 --> 00:04:41,244 six months from now. 170 00:04:41,286 --> 00:04:42,288 Ha-triple burn. 171 00:04:42,330 --> 00:04:44,334 Oh. 172 00:04:44,376 --> 00:04:45,294 Jamaica. 173 00:04:45,336 --> 00:04:46,421 Yeah. 174 00:04:46,462 --> 00:04:47,506 That's an island, right? 175 00:04:47,548 --> 00:04:50,304 Depends where you're going 176 00:04:47,548 --> 00:04:50,304 with this. 177 00:04:50,346 --> 00:04:52,893 All the way 178 00:04:50,346 --> 00:04:52,893 to the island of Hawaii. 179 00:04:52,934 --> 00:04:54,478 Why, you ask? 180 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:55,314 Well, I was invited 181 00:04:55,356 --> 00:04:56,400 to spend New Year's there... 182 00:04:56,441 --> 00:04:59,072 last night when I met 183 00:04:56,441 --> 00:04:59,072 Nick's parents. 184 00:04:59,113 --> 00:05:00,741 Ha-aloha burn. 185 00:05:00,782 --> 00:05:02,453 Have you, um, 186 00:05:02,494 --> 00:05:04,457 met Victoria's parents, Ted? 187 00:05:04,498 --> 00:05:08,548 As a matter of fact, I haven't. 188 00:05:08,590 --> 00:05:10,510 Because they're dead. 189 00:05:10,552 --> 00:05:13,350 Are they, Ted? 190 00:05:13,392 --> 00:05:14,769 Are they really dead? 191 00:05:14,810 --> 00:05:16,982 No. 192 00:05:17,024 --> 00:05:18,318 Damn it! 193 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,783 Bangtoberfest is a flop! 194 00:05:21,824 --> 00:05:25,332 I can't think of an 195 00:05:21,824 --> 00:05:25,332 innovative way to bang chicks 196 00:05:25,374 --> 00:05:27,544 that properly honors 197 00:05:25,374 --> 00:05:27,544 my return to the game. 198 00:05:27,586 --> 00:05:30,175 Sure, I've tried 199 00:05:27,586 --> 00:05:30,175 some old reliables. 200 00:05:30,217 --> 00:05:31,594 Ten unpaid parking tickets? 201 00:05:31,636 --> 00:05:37,564 I suppose there is one way 202 00:05:31,636 --> 00:05:37,564 I could... "get you off." 203 00:05:39,610 --> 00:05:41,072 No! 204 00:05:41,114 --> 00:05:44,454 I've used that admittedly 205 00:05:41,114 --> 00:05:44,454 awesome line a thousand times. 206 00:05:44,496 --> 00:05:46,582 You're better than this, Barney! 207 00:05:46,624 --> 00:05:49,588 Well, the evidence 208 00:05:46,624 --> 00:05:49,588 is pretty incriminating, but... 209 00:05:49,630 --> 00:05:54,223 I suppose there is one way 210 00:05:49,630 --> 00:05:54,223 I could "get you off." 211 00:05:54,265 --> 00:05:56,979 Damn it! What? 212 00:05:57,021 --> 00:05:59,400 Bangtoberfest is 213 00:05:57,021 --> 00:05:59,400 about innovation, 214 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:00,987 about ideas. 215 00:06:01,029 --> 00:06:03,616 Bangtoberfest used to 216 00:06:01,029 --> 00:06:03,616 mean something. 217 00:06:03,658 --> 00:06:04,827 You just 218 00:06:03,658 --> 00:06:04,827 made it up yesterday. 219 00:06:04,869 --> 00:06:06,080 Enough questions. 220 00:06:06,122 --> 00:06:07,959 I need time 221 00:06:06,122 --> 00:06:07,959 to think! 222 00:06:10,464 --> 00:06:12,009 So, how's the nanny search 223 00:06:10,464 --> 00:06:12,009 going, Lil? 224 00:06:12,051 --> 00:06:13,094 Lousy. 225 00:06:13,136 --> 00:06:16,226 Mrs. Buckminster 226 00:06:13,136 --> 00:06:16,226 was a spoonful of sugar. 227 00:06:16,267 --> 00:06:19,023 But so far, everyone we can 228 00:06:16,267 --> 00:06:19,023 afford on this Web site 229 00:06:19,065 --> 00:06:23,031 HeyNannyNanny.com 230 00:06:19,065 --> 00:06:23,031 is Scary Poppins. 231 00:06:23,073 --> 00:06:24,409 But Lily and Marshall 232 00:06:23,073 --> 00:06:24,409 needed a nanny, 233 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:27,456 so they forged ahead 234 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:27,456 with their search. 235 00:06:27,498 --> 00:06:29,710 So, zero experience 236 00:06:27,498 --> 00:06:29,710 as a nanny? 237 00:06:29,752 --> 00:06:32,926 Right. But in rehab, 238 00:06:29,752 --> 00:06:32,926 I was in charge of the cats. 239 00:06:32,967 --> 00:06:35,680 And only two died, 240 00:06:32,967 --> 00:06:35,680 so I figured... 241 00:06:35,722 --> 00:06:36,849 I'm available. 242 00:06:38,562 --> 00:06:40,524 How do you feel 243 00:06:38,562 --> 00:06:40,524 about spanking? 244 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:44,156 For eight bucks an hour, you can 245 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:44,156 do whatever you want to me. 246 00:06:44,198 --> 00:06:45,576 I'm available. 247 00:06:45,618 --> 00:06:46,578 Dad, we know. 248 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:49,708 I wasn't talking to you. 249 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:52,298 Finally, 250 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:52,298 they met Julie Jorgensen. 251 00:06:52,339 --> 00:06:55,679 You're from 252 00:06:52,339 --> 00:06:55,679 St. Cloud, Minnesota? 253 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,099 I'm from St. Cloud. 254 00:06:57,141 --> 00:06:59,312 Really? Oh, you must know 255 00:06:57,141 --> 00:06:59,312 my dad, George Jorgensen? 256 00:06:59,353 --> 00:07:00,105 Of course. 257 00:07:00,147 --> 00:07:01,316 George Jorgensen's Organs. 258 00:07:01,357 --> 00:07:02,859 Last year, my brother 259 00:07:01,357 --> 00:07:02,859 joined the business. 260 00:07:02,902 --> 00:07:05,699 Really? Who knew that Morgan 261 00:07:02,902 --> 00:07:05,699 Jorgensen would go into organs? 262 00:07:05,740 --> 00:07:06,952 Anyway, Julie... 263 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:08,371 Is it still called 264 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:08,371 George Jorgensen's Organs 265 00:07:08,413 --> 00:07:10,960 or did they change it to 266 00:07:08,413 --> 00:07:10,960 George Jorgensen and Son Organs? 267 00:07:11,002 --> 00:07:13,798 They changed it to George 268 00:07:11,002 --> 00:07:13,798 and Morgan Jorgensen's Organs. 269 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:15,135 Guess whose idea that was? 270 00:07:15,177 --> 00:07:17,139 Morgan's. 271 00:07:15,177 --> 00:07:17,139 Morgan's. 272 00:07:17,181 --> 00:07:18,600 They just opened a new shop 273 00:07:17,181 --> 00:07:18,600 out of state. 274 00:07:18,642 --> 00:07:19,936 Oh, yeah? Where? 275 00:07:18,642 --> 00:07:19,936 Oregon. 276 00:07:19,978 --> 00:07:20,729 What's that one called? 277 00:07:20,770 --> 00:07:22,774 Piano Town. 278 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:25,739 Well, you have 279 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:25,739 experience, 280 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:28,620 and I think it's safe to say 281 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:28,620 you have my husband's approval. 282 00:07:28,662 --> 00:07:30,457 What's your salary? 283 00:07:30,499 --> 00:07:32,085 Oh, um, it's right there. 284 00:07:33,838 --> 00:07:36,844 Julie, we would love 285 00:07:33,838 --> 00:07:36,844 for you to be our nanny. 286 00:07:36,886 --> 00:07:38,598 Oh, thank you so much. 287 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,686 Um, I just have 288 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,686 one last interview today, 289 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:42,231 but to be honest, 290 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:42,231 I can't imagine 291 00:07:42,272 --> 00:07:43,775 liking anyone more 292 00:07:42,272 --> 00:07:43,775 than I like you guys. 293 00:07:43,816 --> 00:07:45,445 Oh... 294 00:07:45,487 --> 00:07:46,447 Okay, bye. 295 00:07:46,489 --> 00:07:47,491 Bye. 296 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:48,702 Yay. 297 00:07:50,830 --> 00:07:52,626 Well, she was a total bitch. 298 00:07:54,213 --> 00:07:56,634 That night, 299 00:07:54,213 --> 00:07:56,634 Lily and Marshall called Julie 300 00:07:56,676 --> 00:07:58,054 hoping she'd accept the job. 301 00:07:58,096 --> 00:08:00,475 I'm so sorry, I can't. 302 00:08:00,517 --> 00:08:03,064 Don't tell us 303 00:08:00,517 --> 00:08:03,064 you took the other job. 304 00:08:03,106 --> 00:08:05,277 No, I didn't. 305 00:08:03,106 --> 00:08:05,277 I'm not taking any nanny job. 306 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,281 I don't understand. 307 00:08:07,322 --> 00:08:08,324 The most amazing thing happened 308 00:08:08,366 --> 00:08:10,245 at my next interview 309 00:08:08,366 --> 00:08:10,245 after you guys. 310 00:08:10,287 --> 00:08:12,291 I fell in love with a single dad 311 00:08:12,332 --> 00:08:14,336 who turns out to be 312 00:08:12,332 --> 00:08:14,336 a billionaire. 313 00:08:14,378 --> 00:08:17,050 Tomorrow, we're heading off 314 00:08:14,378 --> 00:08:17,050 to Paris in his private jet. 315 00:08:17,092 --> 00:08:20,849 It's gonna be, as he would say, 316 00:08:17,092 --> 00:08:20,849 legend... wait for it... 317 00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:23,897 Barney! 318 00:08:23,939 --> 00:08:26,861 Ix-nay on the eal-ray ame-nay. 319 00:08:26,903 --> 00:08:28,573 Mr. And Mrs. Eriksen? 320 00:08:28,615 --> 00:08:31,871 You son of a... 321 00:08:31,913 --> 00:08:33,708 itch-bay! 322 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,764 Look, Barney's our friend, 323 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,764 for some reason, 324 00:08:40,806 --> 00:08:43,019 and everything he 325 00:08:40,806 --> 00:08:43,019 told you was a lie. 326 00:08:43,060 --> 00:08:44,772 But the good news is 327 00:08:44,814 --> 00:08:46,776 you're free to 328 00:08:44,814 --> 00:08:46,776 come work for us. 329 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,989 I'm sorry, I can't 330 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,989 nanny for anyone 331 00:08:49,031 --> 00:08:51,118 who's friends with this monster. 332 00:08:57,047 --> 00:08:58,633 Look, I'd offer you guys coffee, 333 00:08:58,675 --> 00:09:00,220 but I have 334 00:08:58,675 --> 00:09:00,220 another nanny interview 335 00:09:00,261 --> 00:09:02,558 in about 15 minutes, so... 336 00:09:02,599 --> 00:09:04,897 Barney, quick question: why are 337 00:09:02,599 --> 00:09:04,897 you interviewing nannies? 338 00:09:04,938 --> 00:09:06,148 Glad you asked! 339 00:09:06,190 --> 00:09:07,568 You guys were all 340 00:09:06,190 --> 00:09:07,568 pressuring me to think of 341 00:09:07,609 --> 00:09:10,156 a revolutionary new way 342 00:09:07,609 --> 00:09:10,156 to get chicks for Bangtoberfest. 343 00:09:10,198 --> 00:09:12,244 And frankly, I was stumped. 344 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:13,997 Until... 345 00:09:14,039 --> 00:09:16,377 So far, everyone we can 346 00:09:14,039 --> 00:09:16,377 afford on this Web site 347 00:09:16,419 --> 00:09:19,884 HeyNannyNanny.com 348 00:09:16,419 --> 00:09:19,884 is Scary Poppins. 349 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,345 And there it was. 350 00:09:21,387 --> 00:09:24,852 The Big Bro in the sky 351 00:09:21,387 --> 00:09:24,852 had answered my prayers. 352 00:09:24,895 --> 00:09:26,606 Almighty-five. 353 00:09:26,647 --> 00:09:27,775 Ow. 354 00:09:27,816 --> 00:09:29,988 I'd introduce you 355 00:09:27,816 --> 00:09:29,988 to little Baby Edgar, 356 00:09:30,029 --> 00:09:32,409 but one, he's napping, 357 00:09:32,451 --> 00:09:36,041 and two, he doesn't exist. 358 00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:38,713 And these nannies are 359 00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:38,713 really falling for this? 360 00:09:38,755 --> 00:09:41,719 Yeah, these toys don't even 361 00:09:38,755 --> 00:09:41,719 make sense for a baby. 362 00:09:41,761 --> 00:09:44,767 You've got an air rifle, 363 00:09:41,761 --> 00:09:44,767 you got the exact race track 364 00:09:44,809 --> 00:09:46,939 with the double loopty-loop 365 00:09:44,809 --> 00:09:46,939 I had as a kid! 366 00:09:46,981 --> 00:09:50,528 Oh, can I open it, can I 367 00:09:46,981 --> 00:09:50,528 open it, can I open it? 368 00:09:50,570 --> 00:09:52,324 What about Baby Edgar's mom? 369 00:09:52,365 --> 00:09:55,789 Oh, that's a sad story. 370 00:09:55,831 --> 00:09:58,963 And in the end, the 371 00:09:55,831 --> 00:09:58,963 coroner's report confirmed 372 00:09:59,005 --> 00:10:00,548 what I already feared: 373 00:10:00,590 --> 00:10:06,060 the female body cannot withstand 374 00:10:00,590 --> 00:10:06,060 that many consecutive orgasms. 375 00:10:08,189 --> 00:10:10,777 I blame myself. 376 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:13,282 Okay, does anybody have 377 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:13,282 six nine-volt batteries? 378 00:10:16,039 --> 00:10:19,169 Once I got the nannies 379 00:10:16,039 --> 00:10:19,169 all sympathetic, 380 00:10:19,211 --> 00:10:22,133 I had to check 381 00:10:19,211 --> 00:10:22,133 their qualifications. 382 00:10:22,175 --> 00:10:24,137 I'd like to see how 383 00:10:22,175 --> 00:10:24,137 you handle bath time. 384 00:10:24,179 --> 00:10:26,183 Follow me 385 00:10:24,179 --> 00:10:26,183 to the tub. 386 00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:27,811 Should I get the baby? 387 00:10:27,853 --> 00:10:30,067 No. 388 00:10:30,108 --> 00:10:32,153 I'm just gonna take 389 00:10:30,108 --> 00:10:32,153 the batteries 390 00:10:32,195 --> 00:10:34,116 out of these smoke detectors. 391 00:10:32,195 --> 00:10:34,116 Cool? Cool. 392 00:10:35,493 --> 00:10:40,045 Once the interview was over, 393 00:10:35,493 --> 00:10:40,045 I went in for the kill. 394 00:10:40,087 --> 00:10:42,049 You're perfect for the job. 395 00:10:42,091 --> 00:10:44,428 So, congratulations, 396 00:10:42,091 --> 00:10:44,428 you're hi... 397 00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:45,638 No. 398 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:47,267 I can't do this. 399 00:10:47,308 --> 00:10:50,023 I find you very attractive, 400 00:10:50,065 --> 00:10:52,152 and it wouldn't be 401 00:10:50,065 --> 00:10:52,152 appropriate. 402 00:10:55,491 --> 00:10:57,454 It wouldn't be 403 00:10:55,491 --> 00:10:57,454 appropriate. 404 00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:03,591 It wouldn't be appropriate. 405 00:11:05,303 --> 00:11:08,810 I repeat... 406 00:11:05,303 --> 00:11:08,810 it would not be appropriate. 407 00:11:13,319 --> 00:11:17,119 It was like taking candy 408 00:11:13,319 --> 00:11:17,119 from an imaginary baby! 409 00:11:17,161 --> 00:11:19,289 Barney, I just went five months 410 00:11:17,161 --> 00:11:19,289 with no help, 411 00:11:19,331 --> 00:11:22,712 and interviewed 92 nannies 412 00:11:19,331 --> 00:11:22,712 before finding one we liked, 413 00:11:22,754 --> 00:11:23,966 and you ruined everything 414 00:11:24,008 --> 00:11:26,930 the night before 415 00:11:24,008 --> 00:11:26,930 I'm supposed to go back to work? 416 00:11:26,972 --> 00:11:29,518 Thank you for being 417 00:11:26,972 --> 00:11:29,518 the most immature person 418 00:11:29,559 --> 00:11:31,271 I have ever met. 419 00:11:31,313 --> 00:11:32,315 Marshall, let's go. 420 00:11:32,357 --> 00:11:33,317 Five more minutes! 421 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,948 Now. 422 00:11:35,990 --> 00:11:37,659 I'll be 423 00:11:35,990 --> 00:11:37,659 right back. 424 00:11:35,990 --> 00:11:37,659 Okay. 425 00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:41,167 Mm. 426 00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:41,167 Mmm. 427 00:11:41,209 --> 00:11:42,335 Mm-hmm. Mmm. 428 00:11:43,713 --> 00:11:45,341 Mmm. 429 00:11:43,713 --> 00:11:45,341 Mm-hmm. 430 00:11:45,383 --> 00:11:47,554 Mmm! 431 00:11:47,595 --> 00:11:49,683 I'll miss you. 432 00:11:52,397 --> 00:11:53,774 Oh! Oh! 433 00:11:55,611 --> 00:11:57,407 Overcompensating a bit? 434 00:11:57,448 --> 00:12:00,371 Why would I need 435 00:11:57,448 --> 00:12:00,371 to overcompensate? 436 00:12:00,413 --> 00:12:02,375 I am... 437 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:05,173 deliriously happy 438 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:05,173 in my perfect relationship. 439 00:12:05,215 --> 00:12:09,389 What about what I just witnessed 440 00:12:05,215 --> 00:12:09,389 not two minutes ago? 441 00:12:09,431 --> 00:12:12,437 How can the Giants 442 00:12:09,431 --> 00:12:12,437 pass on third and one? 443 00:12:12,478 --> 00:12:14,024 Honey, it's okay. 444 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,820 It's the first quarter, and the 445 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,820 Browns are only up by three... 446 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:18,824 Robin, I don't want 447 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:18,824 you to fix this. 448 00:12:18,866 --> 00:12:23,626 I just want 449 00:12:18,866 --> 00:12:23,626 to feel heard. 450 00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:25,463 First of all, 451 00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:25,463 the Giants were smart 452 00:12:25,504 --> 00:12:27,634 not to run 453 00:12:25,504 --> 00:12:27,634 on my Dawg Pound defense. 454 00:12:27,675 --> 00:12:28,636 They suck, Ted. 455 00:12:27,675 --> 00:12:28,636 I know. 456 00:12:28,677 --> 00:12:30,431 And two... 457 00:12:30,473 --> 00:12:33,271 there is no way 458 00:12:30,473 --> 00:12:33,271 that you like being with a guy 459 00:12:33,313 --> 00:12:34,273 who's so emotional and needy. 460 00:12:34,315 --> 00:12:36,693 You want to dance, Mosby? 461 00:12:36,735 --> 00:12:39,283 Let's talk about yesterday. 462 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:42,664 Hi! You guys, 463 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:42,664 I'm so sorry I'm so late. 464 00:12:42,705 --> 00:12:45,253 I'm gonna run upstairs, 465 00:12:42,705 --> 00:12:45,253 change, I'll be back 466 00:12:45,295 --> 00:12:47,465 in five minutes. 467 00:12:47,507 --> 00:12:49,719 Take your time, sweetie. 468 00:12:52,558 --> 00:12:54,396 Victoria's a slob! 469 00:12:54,437 --> 00:12:56,400 Well, at least 470 00:12:54,437 --> 00:12:56,400 I'm not dating a girl. 471 00:12:56,441 --> 00:12:58,237 You know what I mean. 472 00:12:58,279 --> 00:12:59,323 Hey, you know what? 473 00:12:59,365 --> 00:13:01,493 I-I really appreciate 474 00:12:59,365 --> 00:13:01,493 how sensitive 475 00:13:01,535 --> 00:13:04,499 and in touch he is with his... 476 00:13:04,541 --> 00:13:06,003 God, who am I kidding? 477 00:13:06,045 --> 00:13:09,927 20 bucks says he is crying 478 00:13:06,045 --> 00:13:09,927 in the ladies' room right now. 479 00:13:09,969 --> 00:13:13,517 Well, at least when 480 00:13:09,969 --> 00:13:13,517 he's finished, he's gonna flush. 481 00:13:16,190 --> 00:13:18,569 So, just as Lily was about 482 00:13:16,190 --> 00:13:18,569 to call in sick 483 00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:20,448 on her first day 484 00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:20,448 back to work... 485 00:13:26,377 --> 00:13:28,172 Good morning! 486 00:13:28,214 --> 00:13:31,387 Mrs. Buckminster, hold me 487 00:13:28,214 --> 00:13:31,387 and make everything okay! 488 00:13:31,429 --> 00:13:35,311 I mean, uh... what 489 00:13:31,429 --> 00:13:35,311 are you doing here? 490 00:13:35,353 --> 00:13:39,486 A Mr. Stinson called the agency 491 00:13:35,353 --> 00:13:39,486 and offered to pay my salary. 492 00:13:40,738 --> 00:13:43,035 Wow. Really? 493 00:13:43,077 --> 00:13:45,581 It's a nice gesture, 494 00:13:43,077 --> 00:13:45,581 but I'm still pissed. 495 00:13:45,623 --> 00:13:48,212 He also sent along this. 496 00:13:48,254 --> 00:13:50,216 Are the batteries...? 497 00:13:50,258 --> 00:13:53,347 Yes, the batteries 498 00:13:50,258 --> 00:13:53,347 are included, dear. 499 00:13:53,389 --> 00:13:55,518 Yes! 500 00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:57,605 Now, off to 501 00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:57,605 work, you two. 502 00:13:57,647 --> 00:14:00,611 Mr. Marvin and I are going 503 00:13:57,647 --> 00:14:00,611 to get acquainted. 504 00:14:00,653 --> 00:14:02,449 Great. 505 00:14:02,491 --> 00:14:04,244 I can't wait to hand him off 506 00:14:04,286 --> 00:14:05,663 and-and finally get 507 00:14:04,286 --> 00:14:05,663 some freedom. 508 00:14:05,704 --> 00:14:08,461 You deserve it. 509 00:14:05,704 --> 00:14:08,461 Now hand him over. 510 00:14:08,503 --> 00:14:11,300 Hand him over, yup. 511 00:14:11,342 --> 00:14:14,473 I'll just take little Marvin 512 00:14:11,342 --> 00:14:14,473 off your hands then. 513 00:14:14,515 --> 00:14:16,393 Take him off my hands. 514 00:14:16,435 --> 00:14:18,481 There he goes. 515 00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:21,278 Ready to receive him! 516 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,782 I can't give Marvin 517 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,782 to a stranger! 518 00:14:27,832 --> 00:14:30,296 Okay, somebody who's not 519 00:14:27,832 --> 00:14:30,296 in the middle of a race 520 00:14:30,338 --> 00:14:32,800 should probably go talk to her. 521 00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:37,936 I'm sorry, 522 00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:37,936 Mrs. Buckminster. 523 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:41,235 We've decided we're not going 524 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:41,235 to use a nanny after all. 525 00:14:41,276 --> 00:14:43,655 You're fired. 526 00:14:41,276 --> 00:14:43,655 Calm down. Lily, 527 00:14:43,697 --> 00:14:45,493 you're just nervous 528 00:14:43,697 --> 00:14:45,493 about spending 529 00:14:45,535 --> 00:14:47,330 your first day 530 00:14:45,535 --> 00:14:47,330 away from Marvin. 531 00:14:47,372 --> 00:14:48,917 That's perfectly normal. 532 00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:50,836 Oh, I am holding 533 00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:50,836 onto you forever, 534 00:14:50,878 --> 00:14:53,050 and when I die, 535 00:14:50,878 --> 00:14:53,050 and become a skeleton, 536 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,970 I'll still be holding you. Yes. 537 00:14:56,723 --> 00:14:58,519 Last night, 538 00:14:58,561 --> 00:15:01,858 Nick cried 539 00:14:58,561 --> 00:15:01,858 when I killed a spider. 540 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,907 You should have brought 541 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,907 that spider over to my house 542 00:15:04,949 --> 00:15:06,743 to feast on the ant colony 543 00:15:06,785 --> 00:15:09,959 breeding on Victoria's 544 00:15:06,785 --> 00:15:09,959 unwashed dishes. 545 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,711 Whoa! 546 00:15:11,753 --> 00:15:13,090 Barney, what 547 00:15:11,753 --> 00:15:13,090 happened to you? 548 00:15:13,132 --> 00:15:16,763 It was a nightmare. 549 00:15:16,805 --> 00:15:18,767 I'm walking down the street, 550 00:15:16,805 --> 00:15:18,767 minding my own business, 551 00:15:18,809 --> 00:15:20,146 and I see one of the nannies 552 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,523 that I interviewed, 553 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,523 and I'm thinking, 554 00:15:21,565 --> 00:15:24,404 "Maybe I can get her 555 00:15:21,565 --> 00:15:24,404 behind a Dumpster 556 00:15:24,446 --> 00:15:25,907 and interview her again." 557 00:15:25,949 --> 00:15:28,454 But then... 558 00:15:29,747 --> 00:15:32,003 And then... 559 00:15:32,044 --> 00:15:33,589 They were everywhere. 560 00:15:33,631 --> 00:15:36,345 I was surrounded! 561 00:15:36,386 --> 00:15:37,931 Hey. Hi. 562 00:15:37,973 --> 00:15:39,809 Did you 563 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,563 really think 564 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,563 you could get away with this? 565 00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:45,446 As a matter of fact, 566 00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:45,446 I did, yeah. 567 00:15:45,488 --> 00:15:47,534 Time for your nap! 568 00:15:48,785 --> 00:15:50,748 I woke up in a Dumpster 569 00:15:50,789 --> 00:15:52,752 covered in diapers. 570 00:15:52,793 --> 00:15:54,756 And I found a pacifier 571 00:15:54,797 --> 00:15:57,512 somewhere I'm not 572 00:15:54,797 --> 00:15:57,512 willing to discuss. 573 00:15:58,055 --> 00:16:00,184 What is wrong with me? 574 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,438 You're still 575 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,438 getting over Quinn. 576 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:05,277 You can't just dive right back 577 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:05,277 into single Barney mode. 578 00:16:05,319 --> 00:16:06,821 But I can't stop myself! 579 00:16:06,863 --> 00:16:07,991 I'm out of control! 580 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:09,661 No, I'm not. I'm fine! 581 00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:10,663 Now, 582 00:16:10,705 --> 00:16:12,166 if you'll excuse me, 583 00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:16,258 that blonde at the bar looks 584 00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:16,258 as loose as my rear molars. 585 00:16:16,299 --> 00:16:18,637 Stop me! Don't stop me! 586 00:16:16,299 --> 00:16:18,637 I'm fine. Help! 587 00:16:18,679 --> 00:16:20,767 Being single's great! 588 00:16:23,731 --> 00:16:27,113 You know, Victoria's messiness 589 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:30,869 just forces me 590 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:30,869 to grow as a cleaner. 591 00:16:30,912 --> 00:16:33,459 Totally. And without Nick, 592 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,254 who's gonna hem my pants? 593 00:16:35,296 --> 00:16:37,883 To making 594 00:16:35,296 --> 00:16:37,883 these relationships last. 595 00:16:37,926 --> 00:16:42,477 Both relationships 596 00:16:37,926 --> 00:16:42,477 would implode within the month. 597 00:16:42,518 --> 00:16:43,896 Hey, sweetie. 598 00:16:43,938 --> 00:16:46,735 Hey. Did you guys conk out? 599 00:16:46,777 --> 00:16:48,906 Yeah, I guess we did. 600 00:16:48,948 --> 00:16:49,866 What time is it? 601 00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:50,576 5:00. 602 00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:53,165 Wow. We slept all day! 603 00:16:53,206 --> 00:16:55,586 Quick question. Um, 604 00:16:55,628 --> 00:16:56,505 where's Marvin? 605 00:16:56,546 --> 00:16:58,634 Right here. 606 00:17:10,574 --> 00:17:13,330 Hey, gang. 607 00:17:10,574 --> 00:17:13,330 What's the big whoop? 608 00:17:13,372 --> 00:17:14,582 Marvin! 609 00:17:14,624 --> 00:17:16,294 Dad, what happened? 610 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:19,133 Well, when I came back 611 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:19,133 this morning from my jog, 612 00:17:19,175 --> 00:17:20,594 Marshall was gone, 613 00:17:20,636 --> 00:17:22,431 and I couldn't find 614 00:17:20,636 --> 00:17:22,431 Mrs. What's-her-face. 615 00:17:22,473 --> 00:17:28,068 And you two were sawing logs, 616 00:17:22,473 --> 00:17:28,068 so I figured I'd lend a hand. 617 00:17:38,046 --> 00:17:40,008 Then, why did I wake up 618 00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:41,636 holding a monkey? 619 00:17:41,678 --> 00:17:43,934 Well, a little later, 620 00:17:41,678 --> 00:17:43,934 I got kind of hungry. 621 00:17:52,116 --> 00:17:54,914 So I gave him a bath, and put 622 00:17:52,116 --> 00:17:54,914 his diaper rash ointment on, 623 00:17:54,956 --> 00:17:56,625 and fed him strained peas, 624 00:17:54,956 --> 00:17:56,625 not bananas, 625 00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:58,295 'cause he had bananas yesterday, 626 00:17:58,336 --> 00:17:59,631 and I did the laundry, 627 00:17:59,672 --> 00:18:01,635 finished my burrito, 628 00:18:01,676 --> 00:18:03,138 put him down 629 00:18:01,676 --> 00:18:03,138 for his nap at noon, 630 00:18:03,179 --> 00:18:05,936 sterilized the bottles, and then 631 00:18:03,179 --> 00:18:05,936 we just went to the park. 632 00:18:05,978 --> 00:18:07,229 Okay. 633 00:18:07,271 --> 00:18:10,235 Wow. That's incredible. 634 00:18:10,277 --> 00:18:12,281 When did you get so good 635 00:18:10,277 --> 00:18:12,281 with kids? 636 00:18:12,323 --> 00:18:14,285 You know something, honey, 637 00:18:12,323 --> 00:18:14,285 you don't remember this, 638 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:17,124 but, um, for the first few years 639 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:17,124 of your life, 640 00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:20,088 your mom worked, 641 00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:20,088 and I was a stay-at-home dad. 642 00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:22,051 I thought Grandma and Grandpa 643 00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:22,051 took care of me. 644 00:18:22,092 --> 00:18:23,219 Well, they visited a lot, 645 00:18:23,261 --> 00:18:25,098 but I was the guy 646 00:18:23,261 --> 00:18:25,098 who took care of you. 647 00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:27,102 You know, America thinks 648 00:18:27,144 --> 00:18:29,565 I ran into that burning house 649 00:18:27,144 --> 00:18:29,565 to get potato salad, 650 00:18:29,607 --> 00:18:32,071 but I actually ran in 651 00:18:29,607 --> 00:18:32,071 to get this photo album. 652 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:35,077 And potato salad. Sure. 653 00:18:44,178 --> 00:18:47,518 Dad, I never 654 00:18:44,178 --> 00:18:47,518 realized you were... 655 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,942 there for me. 656 00:18:50,984 --> 00:18:54,115 How come there are no pictures 657 00:18:50,984 --> 00:18:54,115 of me after I go to preschool? 658 00:18:54,156 --> 00:18:57,121 Well... 659 00:18:57,162 --> 00:19:00,210 Oh. Okay, well, 660 00:19:00,252 --> 00:19:03,008 have fun on your first day 661 00:19:00,252 --> 00:19:03,008 of preschool, Princess. 662 00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:05,554 Okay. Off you go. 663 00:19:05,596 --> 00:19:07,808 There you go. 664 00:19:07,850 --> 00:19:09,812 Ugh! 665 00:19:09,854 --> 00:19:12,359 How am I gonna make it 666 00:19:09,854 --> 00:19:12,359 to 3:00 without her? 667 00:19:16,076 --> 00:19:19,165 "Belmont Race Track?" Hmm. 668 00:19:19,206 --> 00:19:22,004 I guess it couldn't hurt 669 00:19:19,206 --> 00:19:22,004 to go just once. 670 00:19:24,134 --> 00:19:25,636 Six months later, 671 00:19:25,677 --> 00:19:28,016 guess what gambling addict's 672 00:19:25,677 --> 00:19:28,016 thumbs had metal pins in them? 673 00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:31,606 This guy. 674 00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:35,405 Look, honey, I was a jerk 675 00:19:35,447 --> 00:19:37,618 who wasn't there 676 00:19:35,447 --> 00:19:37,618 for most of your childhood, 677 00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:40,833 and I regret that 678 00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:40,833 every single day of my life. 679 00:19:40,874 --> 00:19:43,296 But I promise you, 680 00:19:43,338 --> 00:19:46,094 I'm here now for Marvin... 681 00:19:46,136 --> 00:19:48,223 if you want. 682 00:19:49,184 --> 00:19:51,188 You're hired. 683 00:20:19,202 --> 00:20:20,246 Ten parking tickets, huh? 684 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:22,291 I suppose there is a way 685 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:22,291 I could, uh... 686 00:20:22,332 --> 00:20:24,336 "get you off." 687 00:20:24,378 --> 00:20:26,967 Why did I ever doubt 688 00:20:24,378 --> 00:20:26,967 a classic? 689 00:20:27,009 --> 00:20:28,803 MRS. 690 00:20:27,009 --> 00:20:28,803 Now, now, now. 691 00:20:28,845 --> 00:20:31,517 This is exactly the 692 00:20:28,845 --> 00:20:31,517 sort of behavior 693 00:20:31,559 --> 00:20:34,148 you hired me to put an end to, 694 00:20:31,559 --> 00:20:34,148 Mr. Stinson. 695 00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:35,817 Off with you, dear. 696 00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:37,238 Go make better decisions! 697 00:20:40,827 --> 00:20:42,748 You're right. 698 00:20:42,790 --> 00:20:44,962 Thanks, Mrs. Buckminster. 699 00:20:45,003 --> 00:20:46,172 You're welcome. 700 00:20:46,214 --> 00:20:48,426 And I'm proud of you 701 00:20:46,214 --> 00:20:48,426 for trying to change. 702 00:20:48,468 --> 00:20:50,388 What you're doing 703 00:20:50,430 --> 00:20:52,226 with these young women 704 00:20:52,268 --> 00:20:54,272 is simply not appropriate. 705 00:20:59,448 --> 00:21:04,292 That can never 706 00:20:59,448 --> 00:21:04,292 happen again. 707 00:21:04,334 --> 00:21:07,422 Oh, pish-posh. You said that 708 00:21:04,334 --> 00:21:07,422 five times ago.