1 00:00:01,776 --> 00:00:05,571 Well, it's come to this... we're 2 00:00:01,776 --> 00:00:05,571 drinking with our baby in a bar. 3 00:00:05,571 --> 00:00:07,156 It is not a bar. 4 00:00:07,156 --> 00:00:10,159 It's a restaurant that 5 00:00:07,156 --> 00:00:10,159 happens to have a bar. 6 00:00:10,159 --> 00:00:12,286 Ergo, we are good parents. 7 00:00:12,286 --> 00:00:14,204 I'm getting 8 00:00:12,286 --> 00:00:14,204 faced right now. 9 00:00:14,204 --> 00:00:15,581 Papa needs a grease coat. 10 00:00:15,581 --> 00:00:17,041 While it is 11 00:00:15,581 --> 00:00:17,041 heartwarming to watch 12 00:00:17,041 --> 00:00:19,251 your firstborn teethe 13 00:00:17,041 --> 00:00:19,251 on a jalapeño popper, 14 00:00:19,251 --> 00:00:21,129 wasn't Mickey 15 00:00:19,251 --> 00:00:21,129 gonna watch him today? 16 00:00:21,129 --> 00:00:23,131 My dad's out all week. 17 00:00:21,129 --> 00:00:23,131 He's got the sniffles. 18 00:00:23,131 --> 00:00:25,215 For someone who's survived 19 00:00:23,131 --> 00:00:25,215 numerous beatings 20 00:00:25,215 --> 00:00:26,634 from loan sharks, he has 21 00:00:26,634 --> 00:00:29,595 a surprisingly 22 00:00:26,634 --> 00:00:29,595 delicate constitution. 23 00:00:29,595 --> 00:00:30,846 Well, my semester's over 24 00:00:30,846 --> 00:00:32,556 and the GNB building 25 00:00:30,846 --> 00:00:32,556 is finally done. 26 00:00:32,556 --> 00:00:34,767 If you guys want, 27 00:00:32,556 --> 00:00:34,767 I'm free to watch Marvin. 28 00:00:34,767 --> 00:00:35,768 I'm meeting 29 00:00:34,767 --> 00:00:35,768 with a headhunter 30 00:00:35,768 --> 00:00:37,186 next week to line up 31 00:00:37,186 --> 00:00:39,188 my next project, 32 00:00:37,186 --> 00:00:39,188 but until then, what the hell? 33 00:00:39,188 --> 00:00:42,316 Ted, although a "what 34 00:00:39,188 --> 00:00:42,316 the hell" attitude is 35 00:00:42,316 --> 00:00:44,443 incredibly sought 36 00:00:42,316 --> 00:00:44,443 after in a babysitter, 37 00:00:44,443 --> 00:00:46,070 I think that Lily 38 00:00:44,443 --> 00:00:46,070 and Marshall... 39 00:00:46,070 --> 00:00:47,989 You're hired. 40 00:00:47,989 --> 00:00:50,240 Now that we've been parents 41 00:00:47,989 --> 00:00:50,240 for awhile, we realize 42 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:52,409 that pretty much any moron 43 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:52,409 can take care of a baby. 44 00:00:52,409 --> 00:00:54,203 Thank you. 45 00:00:54,203 --> 00:00:56,455 Mine! 46 00:00:56,455 --> 00:00:57,498 Ow. 47 00:00:57,498 --> 00:00:59,125 Delicious and mine. 48 00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:03,629 They do look yummy 49 00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:03,629 yum-yum, mister. 50 00:01:06,799 --> 00:01:09,718 No. No! 51 00:01:09,718 --> 00:01:11,179 What have I done? 52 00:01:11,179 --> 00:01:14,264 I am so sorry, Cornelius. 53 00:01:14,264 --> 00:01:16,600 You deserve 54 00:01:14,264 --> 00:01:16,600 a better end than this! 55 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,644 You got ketchup 56 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,644 on a red tie. 57 00:01:18,644 --> 00:01:19,979 You can't even see it. 58 00:01:25,609 --> 00:01:26,610 Clear! 59 00:01:27,611 --> 00:01:29,780 I'm going in. 60 00:01:33,408 --> 00:01:35,161 Oh, my... 61 00:01:35,161 --> 00:01:36,829 Damn it, guys, 62 00:01:35,161 --> 00:01:36,829 we lost him. 63 00:01:36,829 --> 00:01:38,914 And he was so close 64 00:01:36,829 --> 00:01:38,914 to retirement. 65 00:01:38,914 --> 00:01:41,209 Just this morning 66 00:01:38,914 --> 00:01:41,209 he said to me, 67 00:01:41,209 --> 00:01:43,794 "I'm getting too old 68 00:01:41,209 --> 00:01:43,794 for this shirt." 69 00:01:44,879 --> 00:01:48,216 I know, dude. 70 00:01:55,305 --> 00:01:57,099 Oh, my God. 71 00:01:57,099 --> 00:02:00,352 You are such 72 00:01:57,099 --> 00:02:00,352 a good folder. 73 00:02:00,352 --> 00:02:02,312 That's, like, The Gap good. 74 00:02:04,273 --> 00:02:05,983 Robin... 75 00:02:07,818 --> 00:02:09,778 let's go hit the bar. 76 00:02:09,778 --> 00:02:11,197 At this restaurant. 77 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:12,781 I think they have a bar here. 78 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,746 Okay, what was that? 79 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,746 What was what? 80 00:02:18,746 --> 00:02:21,373 The "dumb cheerleader flirting 81 00:02:18,746 --> 00:02:21,373 with the quarterback" thing. 82 00:02:21,373 --> 00:02:22,457 You looked like 83 00:02:21,373 --> 00:02:22,457 you were gonna 84 00:02:22,457 --> 00:02:23,709 chase Barney down with 85 00:02:23,709 --> 00:02:25,502 a sixer of watermelon 86 00:02:23,709 --> 00:02:25,502 wine coolers. 87 00:02:25,502 --> 00:02:28,297 First of all, those bad girls 88 00:02:25,502 --> 00:02:28,297 come in fourskis. 89 00:02:28,297 --> 00:02:31,800 And second, why would I 90 00:02:28,297 --> 00:02:31,800 be flirting with Barney? 91 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:35,679 I'm not interested in him, 92 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:35,679 and I made that very clear. 93 00:02:35,679 --> 00:02:38,057 With something that I did. 94 00:02:38,057 --> 00:02:39,058 Recently. 95 00:02:39,058 --> 00:02:40,517 Just spill it. 96 00:02:40,517 --> 00:02:42,686 The other week, 97 00:02:40,517 --> 00:02:42,686 Barney made a move, 98 00:02:42,686 --> 00:02:44,563 but I turned him down. 99 00:02:44,563 --> 00:02:47,149 I felt awful for closing 100 00:02:44,563 --> 00:02:47,149 the door in his face, 101 00:02:47,149 --> 00:02:48,692 but he realized I was right. 102 00:02:48,692 --> 00:02:51,279 I'm done trying to get you. 103 00:02:51,279 --> 00:02:52,780 I can't do it anymore. 104 00:02:52,780 --> 00:02:54,782 And now I get it. 105 00:02:52,780 --> 00:02:54,782 Get what? 106 00:02:54,782 --> 00:02:57,367 You may have closed the door 107 00:02:54,782 --> 00:02:57,367 on Barney, but he locked it. 108 00:02:57,367 --> 00:02:58,619 What? No, he didn't. 109 00:02:58,619 --> 00:02:59,745 Yeah, he got the last word, 110 00:02:59,745 --> 00:03:01,163 and now you want 111 00:03:01,163 --> 00:03:03,040 what you can't have, 112 00:03:01,163 --> 00:03:03,040 like you always do. 113 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:06,168 It's the classic 114 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:06,168 lobster situation. 115 00:03:06,168 --> 00:03:07,836 I'm afraid 116 00:03:06,168 --> 00:03:07,836 you're allergic to lobster. 117 00:03:07,836 --> 00:03:11,632 You can never, ever, ever 118 00:03:07,836 --> 00:03:11,632 have it. 119 00:03:18,347 --> 00:03:22,559 Oh, this... is... delicious. 120 00:03:22,559 --> 00:03:24,686 Once you learned 121 00:03:22,559 --> 00:03:24,686 you couldn't have lobster, 122 00:03:24,686 --> 00:03:26,021 you became obsessed. 123 00:03:26,021 --> 00:03:27,315 Barney's the same thing. 124 00:03:27,315 --> 00:03:29,275 And this is gonna 125 00:03:27,315 --> 00:03:29,275 blow up in your face, 126 00:03:29,275 --> 00:03:31,485 just like the lobster 127 00:03:29,275 --> 00:03:31,485 blew up your face. 128 00:03:31,485 --> 00:03:33,988 Wrong. 129 00:03:31,485 --> 00:03:33,988 This is nothing like lobster. 130 00:03:33,988 --> 00:03:35,530 Okay. 131 00:03:35,530 --> 00:03:37,241 Just remember, you can never 132 00:03:35,530 --> 00:03:37,241 hook up with Barney again. 133 00:03:37,241 --> 00:03:38,617 That's fine. 134 00:03:37,241 --> 00:03:38,617 Never. 135 00:03:38,617 --> 00:03:44,206 Ever, ever, ever, ever. 136 00:03:57,094 --> 00:03:59,554 Oh, no. 137 00:03:59,554 --> 00:04:01,390 Marshall, Lily and 138 00:03:59,554 --> 00:04:01,390 Ted can't make it, 139 00:04:01,390 --> 00:04:03,142 for viable reasons 140 00:04:01,390 --> 00:04:03,142 I just learned 141 00:04:03,142 --> 00:04:05,769 via this text message 142 00:04:03,142 --> 00:04:05,769 I accidentally deleted. 143 00:04:05,769 --> 00:04:08,063 Guess it's just gonna be 144 00:04:05,769 --> 00:04:08,063 you and me. 145 00:04:08,063 --> 00:04:09,148 Fine by me. 146 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:11,317 Me, too. Totally. 147 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:12,318 Supafine. 148 00:04:14,028 --> 00:04:16,113 Hey there, Scherbats, 149 00:04:14,028 --> 00:04:16,113 your voice of reason here. 150 00:04:16,113 --> 00:04:17,156 What you doing? 151 00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:18,782 I hope you don't mind, 152 00:04:18,782 --> 00:04:20,701 but I was hungry, so I ordered 153 00:04:18,782 --> 00:04:20,701 MacLaren's new special. 154 00:04:20,701 --> 00:04:24,330 I couldn't eat lunch at work 155 00:04:20,701 --> 00:04:24,330 because they ordered 156 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:26,081 Thai food. 157 00:04:26,081 --> 00:04:27,833 I miss you, Cornelius! 158 00:04:27,833 --> 00:04:30,085 Oh, my God. 159 00:04:30,085 --> 00:04:31,253 You're so sensitive. 160 00:04:31,253 --> 00:04:33,255 And deep. 161 00:04:33,255 --> 00:04:35,299 No. You're better than this. 162 00:04:35,299 --> 00:04:38,010 Barney is not like lobster. 163 00:04:38,010 --> 00:04:40,595 Okay, that's unfortunate, 164 00:04:38,010 --> 00:04:40,595 but it doesn't mean 165 00:04:40,595 --> 00:04:41,763 you have to hook up 166 00:04:40,595 --> 00:04:41,763 with Barney. 167 00:04:41,763 --> 00:04:42,806 Whoa! 168 00:04:42,806 --> 00:04:43,974 God, you said that out loud! 169 00:04:43,974 --> 00:04:45,517 No, I didn't. 170 00:04:45,517 --> 00:04:47,395 How would you know? 171 00:04:45,517 --> 00:04:47,395 You're out of control. 172 00:04:47,395 --> 00:04:50,105 Oh, you think you're so smart, 173 00:04:47,395 --> 00:04:50,105 don't you, bitch? 174 00:04:50,105 --> 00:04:53,234 Um, billion-dollar idea alert. 175 00:04:53,234 --> 00:04:55,986 Why should bibs 176 00:04:53,234 --> 00:04:55,986 only be socially acceptable 177 00:04:55,986 --> 00:04:57,238 when you're eating lobster? 178 00:04:57,238 --> 00:04:58,739 If we could wear them 179 00:04:57,238 --> 00:04:58,739 all the time, 180 00:04:58,739 --> 00:05:00,282 then Corny would still be 181 00:05:00,282 --> 00:05:02,117 with us right now. 182 00:05:02,117 --> 00:05:03,702 I miss... 183 00:05:05,037 --> 00:05:08,123 Picture a bib 184 00:05:05,037 --> 00:05:08,123 that looks like your suit: 185 00:05:08,123 --> 00:05:10,167 a collar, a tie, a jacket. 186 00:05:10,167 --> 00:05:11,085 Mm-hmm. 187 00:05:11,085 --> 00:05:13,045 Atta girl. Keep it cool. 188 00:05:13,045 --> 00:05:16,173 I could call them Brobibs! 189 00:05:16,173 --> 00:05:17,549 That's interesting. 190 00:05:17,549 --> 00:05:19,468 Yeah, you got this. 191 00:05:19,468 --> 00:05:22,096 I'm sorry I called you a bitch. 192 00:05:22,096 --> 00:05:23,180 What do you think? 193 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:25,933 Oh, that idea's amazeballs! 194 00:05:27,142 --> 00:05:28,436 That's it. I'm out of here. 195 00:05:32,773 --> 00:05:33,732 I'm out of control. 196 00:05:33,732 --> 00:05:34,983 I came this close 197 00:05:34,983 --> 00:05:36,444 to telling Barney 198 00:05:34,983 --> 00:05:36,444 that I wanted him. 199 00:05:36,444 --> 00:05:39,196 Robin, as your friend, 200 00:05:36,444 --> 00:05:39,196 I got to be honest. 201 00:05:39,196 --> 00:05:42,532 I think this Brobibs thing 202 00:05:39,196 --> 00:05:42,532 is a frickin' gold mine. 203 00:05:42,532 --> 00:05:43,575 What? No. 204 00:05:43,575 --> 00:05:45,160 Lily, I really need advice. 205 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,161 Okay. 206 00:05:46,161 --> 00:05:47,788 Invest now. 207 00:05:47,788 --> 00:05:50,499 Seriously, it's like Apple 208 00:05:47,788 --> 00:05:50,499 at ten dollars a share. 209 00:05:50,499 --> 00:05:51,541 Lily, please. 210 00:05:51,541 --> 00:05:53,127 Okay, I'm sorry. 211 00:05:53,127 --> 00:05:54,669 I'm just, 212 00:05:53,127 --> 00:05:54,669 I'm a little distracted. 213 00:05:54,669 --> 00:05:56,088 I-I got to get upstairs 214 00:05:56,088 --> 00:05:58,090 and check on 215 00:05:56,088 --> 00:05:58,090 Ted and Marvin. 216 00:05:58,090 --> 00:06:01,760 Can we please just talk about 217 00:05:58,090 --> 00:06:01,760 this Brobib thing another time? 218 00:06:04,554 --> 00:06:06,014 How was your day? 219 00:06:06,014 --> 00:06:08,100 Good, although I think 220 00:06:06,014 --> 00:06:08,100 I just saw a woman 221 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:10,060 with a full beard outside. 222 00:06:10,060 --> 00:06:11,103 Marvin crawled! 223 00:06:11,103 --> 00:06:12,229 What? 224 00:06:12,229 --> 00:06:13,605 He's never done that before. 225 00:06:13,605 --> 00:06:15,023 I know! 226 00:06:15,023 --> 00:06:18,110 I think I just saw a guy 227 00:06:15,023 --> 00:06:18,110 with breasts outside. 228 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:19,653 Marvin crawled. 229 00:06:19,653 --> 00:06:21,280 I can't believe it. 230 00:06:19,653 --> 00:06:21,280 Believe it. 231 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,490 I took a video for you. 232 00:06:23,573 --> 00:06:25,075 You're doing it, Marvin. 233 00:06:25,075 --> 00:06:27,286 Go, go, go, go, go. 234 00:06:27,286 --> 00:06:28,745 Oh! 235 00:06:28,745 --> 00:06:31,415 Your Uncle Ted is so proud. 236 00:06:31,415 --> 00:06:32,458 Whoops. 237 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:33,750 Guess I had the camera flipped. 238 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:37,379 I use it to 239 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:37,379 check my teeth for debris. 240 00:06:38,755 --> 00:06:42,634 Ooh, sounds like 241 00:06:38,755 --> 00:06:42,634 somebody's "crawling" me. 242 00:06:46,388 --> 00:06:48,307 Oh, sweetie, oh, come on. 243 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:51,059 Lil, listen, so we missed 244 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:51,059 the first time he crawled. 245 00:06:51,059 --> 00:06:52,478 So what? 246 00:06:52,478 --> 00:06:54,355 We'll see it the 247 00:06:52,478 --> 00:06:54,355 next time, I promise. 248 00:06:54,355 --> 00:06:56,106 Oh, my God, 249 00:06:54,355 --> 00:06:56,106 he just did it again! 250 00:07:02,904 --> 00:07:04,698 Guys, get in here! 251 00:07:02,904 --> 00:07:04,698 Marvin can't stop crawling! 252 00:07:04,698 --> 00:07:06,241 He's Holden Crawl-field! 253 00:07:06,241 --> 00:07:10,162 Get in here right now... 254 00:07:06,241 --> 00:07:10,162 nope, nope, it's over. 255 00:07:12,039 --> 00:07:13,832 Okay, hey, I know. 256 00:07:13,832 --> 00:07:15,543 Baby, I know, I know. 257 00:07:15,543 --> 00:07:18,420 But, listen, there will be 258 00:07:15,543 --> 00:07:18,420 plenty of other Marvin firsts. 259 00:07:18,420 --> 00:07:19,588 His first day 260 00:07:18,420 --> 00:07:19,588 at school, 261 00:07:19,588 --> 00:07:21,673 his first trip to meet Santa, 262 00:07:21,673 --> 00:07:23,467 his first 263 00:07:21,673 --> 00:07:23,467 touchdown pass for 264 00:07:23,467 --> 00:07:25,677 the 2032 Super Bowl champion 265 00:07:23,467 --> 00:07:25,677 Vikings... no pressure. 266 00:07:25,677 --> 00:07:28,514 I'll love him even if he runs 267 00:07:25,677 --> 00:07:28,514 the ball into the end zone. 268 00:07:28,514 --> 00:07:31,808 So can we please just let 269 00:07:28,514 --> 00:07:31,808 this crawling thing go? 270 00:07:31,808 --> 00:07:33,227 Yeah, okay. You're right. 271 00:07:33,227 --> 00:07:35,103 I mean, I'm being nuts. 272 00:07:35,103 --> 00:07:36,605 We'll see it when we see it. 273 00:07:36,605 --> 00:07:37,647 Yeah. 274 00:07:37,647 --> 00:07:39,066 Do it. 275 00:07:39,066 --> 00:07:41,193 If you ever want to 276 00:07:39,066 --> 00:07:41,193 see these boobs again, 277 00:07:41,193 --> 00:07:43,153 crawl, you son of a me. 278 00:07:43,153 --> 00:07:44,779 Come on, Lil. 279 00:07:44,779 --> 00:07:48,742 You know what they say: 280 00:07:44,779 --> 00:07:48,742 a watched tot never crawls. 281 00:07:50,702 --> 00:07:52,496 Or calls you later in life, 282 00:07:52,496 --> 00:07:54,498 after it sees 283 00:07:52,496 --> 00:07:54,498 this disturbing footage. 284 00:07:54,498 --> 00:07:57,459 Hey, Lily, Marshall. 285 00:07:57,459 --> 00:07:59,169 Uh, Lily, we need to talk. 286 00:07:59,169 --> 00:08:00,879 Oh, that sounds serious! 287 00:08:00,879 --> 00:08:02,297 Oh, you guys should 288 00:08:00,879 --> 00:08:02,297 talk about it 289 00:08:02,297 --> 00:08:04,174 down at the bar 290 00:08:02,297 --> 00:08:04,174 until after Marvin's asleep. 291 00:08:04,174 --> 00:08:05,717 And if you want to 292 00:08:04,174 --> 00:08:05,717 stay down there until 293 00:08:05,717 --> 00:08:07,135 after SportsCenter's over, 294 00:08:05,717 --> 00:08:07,135 that's fine, too. 295 00:08:07,135 --> 00:08:10,055 Ooh. 296 00:08:10,055 --> 00:08:11,265 Keep shooting. 297 00:08:11,265 --> 00:08:13,225 If you miss it, 298 00:08:11,265 --> 00:08:13,225 I'm leaving you. 299 00:08:19,314 --> 00:08:22,150 Yeah, that seems 300 00:08:19,314 --> 00:08:22,150 about right. 301 00:08:22,150 --> 00:08:24,152 Sorry if I'm 302 00:08:22,150 --> 00:08:24,152 bad company. 303 00:08:24,152 --> 00:08:25,779 I'm not sure anything is gonna 304 00:08:25,779 --> 00:08:28,490 take my mind off of missing 305 00:08:25,779 --> 00:08:28,490 Marvin's first crawl. 306 00:08:28,490 --> 00:08:31,034 Lily, I've had a revelation. 307 00:08:31,034 --> 00:08:32,327 Brobibs for women. 308 00:08:32,327 --> 00:08:33,662 Bitchbibs! 309 00:08:33,662 --> 00:08:35,038 You know Barney's gonna sue us, 310 00:08:35,038 --> 00:08:36,498 but damn it, 311 00:08:35,038 --> 00:08:36,498 let's just go for it. 312 00:08:36,498 --> 00:08:37,999 No, Lily, this is serious. 313 00:08:37,999 --> 00:08:40,377 When that doctor told me 314 00:08:37,999 --> 00:08:40,377 I couldn't eat lobster 315 00:08:40,377 --> 00:08:42,630 and I did it anyway, 316 00:08:40,377 --> 00:08:42,630 it almost killed me. 317 00:08:42,630 --> 00:08:43,838 But here's the thing: 318 00:08:43,838 --> 00:08:46,258 I never wanted lobster again. 319 00:08:46,258 --> 00:08:47,676 So the solution is obvious. 320 00:08:47,676 --> 00:08:50,011 The only way to get 321 00:08:47,676 --> 00:08:50,011 Barney out of my system 322 00:08:50,011 --> 00:08:54,099 is to get him into my system, 323 00:08:50,011 --> 00:08:54,099 one last time. 324 00:08:54,099 --> 00:08:55,476 It's brilliant, right? 325 00:08:55,476 --> 00:08:56,810 Not brilliant at all. 326 00:08:56,810 --> 00:08:58,728 Thanks for being on board. 327 00:08:56,810 --> 00:08:58,728 Not on board. 328 00:08:58,728 --> 00:09:00,355 It means a lot. 329 00:08:58,728 --> 00:09:00,355 Big mistake. 330 00:09:00,355 --> 00:09:02,149 You're my girl. 331 00:09:02,149 --> 00:09:06,361 Now it's just a question 332 00:09:02,149 --> 00:09:06,361 of how to get him... 333 00:09:06,361 --> 00:09:08,697 The Damsel in Distress 334 00:09:08,697 --> 00:09:11,158 Hey, Robin, 335 00:09:08,697 --> 00:09:11,158 I just got your text. 336 00:09:11,158 --> 00:09:12,200 What's the big emergency? 337 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,201 Hi, Barney! 338 00:09:13,201 --> 00:09:14,869 You seem like you run fast. 339 00:09:14,869 --> 00:09:16,705 Do you want me to fan you 340 00:09:14,869 --> 00:09:16,705 with my US magazine? 341 00:09:16,705 --> 00:09:18,457 He's fine. 342 00:09:16,705 --> 00:09:18,457 Thanks, Patrice. 343 00:09:20,459 --> 00:09:22,336 Oh, thank goodness you're here. 344 00:09:22,336 --> 00:09:24,212 I just got this 345 00:09:22,336 --> 00:09:24,212 new printer, 346 00:09:24,212 --> 00:09:25,755 and I need somebody 347 00:09:24,212 --> 00:09:25,755 big and strong 348 00:09:25,755 --> 00:09:27,382 to take it to my office for me. 349 00:09:27,382 --> 00:09:29,801 I promise to repay you. 350 00:09:29,801 --> 00:09:31,761 We'll do it 351 00:09:29,801 --> 00:09:31,761 for you, Robin! 352 00:09:31,761 --> 00:09:34,764 Don't you have a late-breaking 353 00:09:31,761 --> 00:09:34,764 weather story to cover, Brandi? 354 00:09:34,764 --> 00:09:36,475 Oh, I did it already. 355 00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:37,476 It rained. 356 00:09:38,519 --> 00:09:40,020 Oh, I got to jump on 357 00:09:40,020 --> 00:09:41,605 a big Brobibs 358 00:09:40,020 --> 00:09:41,605 conference call. 359 00:09:41,605 --> 00:09:45,192 The lawyer from Dude Aprons 360 00:09:41,605 --> 00:09:45,192 is really busting my balls. 361 00:09:45,192 --> 00:09:46,234 See ya. 362 00:09:47,361 --> 00:09:50,822 Nobody asked 363 00:09:47,361 --> 00:09:50,822 for your help, Patrice! 364 00:09:50,822 --> 00:09:53,992 You either, Brandi! 365 00:09:53,992 --> 00:09:56,244 The Center of Attention 366 00:09:56,244 --> 00:09:57,621 Stop it. 367 00:09:57,621 --> 00:09:59,122 Hey, hey. 368 00:09:59,122 --> 00:10:01,583 What are you guys doing 369 00:09:59,122 --> 00:10:01,583 slobbering all over my friend? 370 00:10:01,583 --> 00:10:03,835 Oh, Barney, don't be jealous. 371 00:10:03,835 --> 00:10:07,381 If you're gonna drool, 372 00:10:03,835 --> 00:10:07,381 do it in style! 373 00:10:07,381 --> 00:10:10,718 Just go to Brobibs.com. 374 00:10:10,718 --> 00:10:13,220 We've got every look 375 00:10:10,718 --> 00:10:13,220 in the book. 376 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:16,473 The Business Casual. 377 00:10:16,473 --> 00:10:18,517 The Preppy. 378 00:10:20,143 --> 00:10:22,521 The Robin Williams. 379 00:10:25,982 --> 00:10:27,150 Bib up! 380 00:10:27,150 --> 00:10:28,610 Brobibs is in no way 381 00:10:27,150 --> 00:10:28,610 affiliated with, 382 00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:30,820 inspired by or derivative of 383 00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:30,820 Dude Aprons. 384 00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:34,866 The "Is That Angelina Jolie?" 385 00:10:36,159 --> 00:10:38,495 Hey, there. 386 00:10:38,495 --> 00:10:39,747 Hey! 387 00:10:39,747 --> 00:10:42,791 It is so good to see you. 388 00:10:44,042 --> 00:10:45,794 Thanks, Robin. 389 00:10:45,794 --> 00:10:49,130 This game affects my 390 00:10:45,794 --> 00:10:49,130 league score. 391 00:10:49,130 --> 00:10:51,425 The Ask for Lily's Help 392 00:10:51,425 --> 00:10:54,094 Look, I don't agree 393 00:10:51,425 --> 00:10:54,094 with your lobster quest, 394 00:10:54,094 --> 00:10:56,846 but I can't stand watching you 395 00:10:54,094 --> 00:10:56,846 make a fool of yourself. 396 00:10:56,846 --> 00:10:59,391 You want the fix? 397 00:10:56,846 --> 00:10:59,391 I got the fix. 398 00:10:59,391 --> 00:11:01,017 Back in college... 399 00:11:01,017 --> 00:11:02,561 1996 400 00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:04,396 it was love at first sight 401 00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:04,396 for me and Marshall, 402 00:11:04,396 --> 00:11:07,148 but when it came to making 403 00:11:04,396 --> 00:11:07,148 the first move, well, 404 00:11:07,148 --> 00:11:08,983 he needed help. 405 00:11:08,983 --> 00:11:13,029 So I took matters 406 00:11:08,983 --> 00:11:13,029 into my own hands. 407 00:11:14,531 --> 00:11:17,826 Let's get 408 00:11:14,531 --> 00:11:17,826 out of here. 409 00:11:19,453 --> 00:11:22,205 You just need a girl 410 00:11:19,453 --> 00:11:22,205 who, I don't know, 411 00:11:22,205 --> 00:11:24,499 gets a few drinks in her 412 00:11:22,205 --> 00:11:24,499 and wants to have fun 413 00:11:24,499 --> 00:11:26,126 and put on a show. 414 00:11:24,499 --> 00:11:26,126 Mm-hmm. 415 00:11:26,126 --> 00:11:28,545 And it drives guys crazy, 416 00:11:26,126 --> 00:11:28,545 'cause you both 417 00:11:28,545 --> 00:11:30,130 don't even care. 418 00:11:30,130 --> 00:11:32,090 It's just stupid and fun. 419 00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:35,260 Lily, that sounds perfect. 420 00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:35,260 Thank you. 421 00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:37,721 Mm. Just stupid. 422 00:11:37,721 --> 00:11:39,931 Stupid and fun. 423 00:11:42,183 --> 00:11:44,561 The Robin & Lily Get Freaky 424 00:11:45,813 --> 00:11:48,523 Who the hell is that? 425 00:11:48,523 --> 00:11:50,066 Hey, guys. 426 00:11:50,066 --> 00:11:53,194 Barney, this is Brandi, 427 00:11:50,066 --> 00:11:53,194 my fun friend from work, 428 00:11:53,194 --> 00:11:54,988 who just doesn't even care. 429 00:11:56,197 --> 00:11:57,407 Hello, Brandi. 430 00:11:57,407 --> 00:11:59,284 Congratulations on the gig. 431 00:11:59,284 --> 00:12:00,577 Aw, thank you! 432 00:12:00,577 --> 00:12:02,579 World Wide News is 433 00:12:00,577 --> 00:12:02,579 an amazing place to work. 434 00:12:02,579 --> 00:12:05,707 Not that gig, sweetheart. 435 00:12:05,707 --> 00:12:08,126 The Robin & "That Bitch Brandi" 436 00:12:05,707 --> 00:12:08,126 Get Freaky 437 00:12:11,171 --> 00:12:13,507 Marshall! 438 00:12:13,507 --> 00:12:16,259 What? Ow. 439 00:12:16,259 --> 00:12:17,427 It's late. 440 00:12:17,427 --> 00:12:19,179 I'm so tipsy. 441 00:12:20,472 --> 00:12:23,183 It is late. 442 00:12:20,472 --> 00:12:23,183 We should get out of here. 443 00:12:25,143 --> 00:12:29,189 So, Brandi, ever sneak 444 00:12:25,143 --> 00:12:29,189 into the studio 445 00:12:29,189 --> 00:12:31,191 and do it in front of 446 00:12:29,189 --> 00:12:31,191 the weather map? 447 00:12:31,191 --> 00:12:33,109 No. Why do you ask? 448 00:12:33,109 --> 00:12:34,402 No reason. 449 00:12:36,029 --> 00:12:39,366 Someone is about to get 450 00:12:36,029 --> 00:12:39,366 unseasonably banged. 451 00:12:41,785 --> 00:12:43,370 Damn it! 452 00:12:43,370 --> 00:12:45,038 What did I do wrong? 453 00:12:45,038 --> 00:12:47,708 Nothing. 454 00:12:45,038 --> 00:12:47,708 It was awesome. 455 00:12:45,038 --> 00:12:47,708 Oh, Marshall, let's go! 456 00:12:51,795 --> 00:12:54,172 Hey. 457 00:12:51,795 --> 00:12:54,172 Hey, Lilypad! 458 00:12:54,172 --> 00:12:55,716 So, don't be upset. 459 00:12:55,716 --> 00:12:56,717 Ted... 460 00:12:56,717 --> 00:12:58,719 took Marvin shopping 461 00:12:58,719 --> 00:13:01,304 and sort of bought him... 462 00:13:01,304 --> 00:13:03,264 all his winter clothes. 463 00:13:03,264 --> 00:13:05,266 Get ready 464 00:13:05,266 --> 00:13:06,976 for our star runway model... 465 00:13:06,976 --> 00:13:09,688 or should I say, 466 00:13:06,976 --> 00:13:09,688 our star crawlway model. 467 00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:11,398 He's doing it again, guys! 468 00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:11,398 Get in here! 469 00:13:11,398 --> 00:13:13,650 N-No-no, it's over. 470 00:13:13,650 --> 00:13:15,569 That's it. Ted's fired. 471 00:13:15,569 --> 00:13:18,697 Fired? No, c-come on, Lily, 472 00:13:15,569 --> 00:13:18,697 he's helping us out. 473 00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:20,114 Plus, next week, 474 00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:20,114 your dad'll be back, 475 00:13:20,114 --> 00:13:22,283 and Ted has the meeting 476 00:13:20,114 --> 00:13:22,283 with that headhunter. 477 00:13:22,283 --> 00:13:24,035 Let's just stay cool. 478 00:13:24,035 --> 00:13:26,162 Starting at quarterback, 479 00:13:26,162 --> 00:13:28,415 the pride of Cleveland... 480 00:13:28,415 --> 00:13:31,501 Marvin Eriksen! 481 00:13:28,415 --> 00:13:31,501 Right? 482 00:13:31,501 --> 00:13:34,295 Right, guys? He's gonna be 483 00:13:31,501 --> 00:13:34,295 a little Browns fan. 484 00:13:36,089 --> 00:13:38,508 Oh, by the way, I cancelled that 485 00:13:36,089 --> 00:13:38,508 meeting with the headhunter, 486 00:13:38,508 --> 00:13:40,510 so I can take care 487 00:13:38,508 --> 00:13:40,510 of Marvin next week. 488 00:13:40,510 --> 00:13:42,721 What? No, no, my dad'll 489 00:13:40,510 --> 00:13:42,721 be better by then. 490 00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:44,598 Oh, I gave Mickey the month off. 491 00:13:44,598 --> 00:13:47,308 It's supposed to snow, and, uh, 492 00:13:44,598 --> 00:13:47,308 Uncle Ted doesn't want to miss 493 00:13:47,308 --> 00:13:48,977 Marvin's first sleigh ride. 494 00:13:48,977 --> 00:13:50,395 You're fired. 495 00:13:48,977 --> 00:13:50,395 You're fired. 496 00:13:57,318 --> 00:14:00,447 Marvin has a bib with little... 497 00:13:57,318 --> 00:14:00,447 little dinosaurs on it. 498 00:14:00,447 --> 00:14:02,282 Maybe you should 499 00:14:00,447 --> 00:14:02,282 make one like that. 500 00:14:02,282 --> 00:14:05,076 Brobibs are for grown men 501 00:14:02,282 --> 00:14:05,076 wearing bibs, Ted. 502 00:14:05,076 --> 00:14:07,370 I don't want them 503 00:14:05,076 --> 00:14:07,370 looking like idiots. 504 00:14:09,122 --> 00:14:12,125 Lily, Marshall, you know you 505 00:14:09,122 --> 00:14:12,125 can't keep him away from me. 506 00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:13,668 He's gonna start 507 00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:13,668 asking questions. 508 00:14:13,668 --> 00:14:14,795 Calm down, Ted. 509 00:14:14,795 --> 00:14:16,379 We-we just wanted 510 00:14:14,795 --> 00:14:16,379 to apologize. 511 00:14:16,379 --> 00:14:17,881 We overreacted before. 512 00:14:17,881 --> 00:14:18,840 Mm-hmm. 513 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,592 Meet us 514 00:14:20,592 --> 00:14:23,303 at the swim class you 515 00:14:20,592 --> 00:14:23,303 apparently signed 516 00:14:20,592 --> 00:14:23,303 Marvin up for. 517 00:14:23,303 --> 00:14:25,096 Bubble Buddies? 518 00:14:23,303 --> 00:14:25,096 I'd love t... 519 00:14:25,096 --> 00:14:27,307 I mean, I'll have 520 00:14:25,096 --> 00:14:27,307 to check my skedge. 521 00:14:28,391 --> 00:14:29,517 Sorry. When I'm excited, 522 00:14:29,517 --> 00:14:30,727 I abbreviate words I shouldn't. 523 00:14:30,727 --> 00:14:32,145 Come on, Ted, 524 00:14:32,145 --> 00:14:33,104 what do you say? 525 00:14:33,104 --> 00:14:34,397 Fab. Perf. 526 00:14:34,397 --> 00:14:35,398 Sorry. 527 00:14:35,398 --> 00:14:36,691 See you at B-Buds. 528 00:14:36,691 --> 00:14:38,276 Bubble Buddies. Sorry. 529 00:14:41,613 --> 00:14:43,657 Augie. Jayden. 530 00:14:43,657 --> 00:14:46,159 Dylan. Girl Dylan. 531 00:14:46,159 --> 00:14:48,620 Hey, Ted. 532 00:14:46,159 --> 00:14:48,620 Hey. Where's Marvin? 533 00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:51,205 Does Coach Amber have him 534 00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:51,205 warming up in the Jacooz? 535 00:14:51,205 --> 00:14:52,666 Sorry again. 536 00:14:52,666 --> 00:14:56,127 Aw, hey, buddy, listen, 537 00:14:52,666 --> 00:14:56,127 we wanted to talk to you 538 00:14:56,127 --> 00:14:59,130 about how you've kind of been 539 00:14:56,127 --> 00:14:59,130 overdoing it with Marvin. 540 00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:00,674 I haven't been overdoing it. 541 00:15:00,674 --> 00:15:03,051 Ted, we're in 542 00:15:00,674 --> 00:15:03,051 a baby swim class, 543 00:15:03,051 --> 00:15:04,761 and clearly you've 544 00:15:03,051 --> 00:15:04,761 done something extreme 545 00:15:04,761 --> 00:15:07,472 to get the naming rights 546 00:15:04,761 --> 00:15:07,472 to that lollipop bin. 547 00:15:07,472 --> 00:15:10,475 But I-I think that we've 548 00:15:10,475 --> 00:15:12,226 figured out what's 549 00:15:10,475 --> 00:15:12,226 going on with you. 550 00:15:12,226 --> 00:15:13,854 See, after we 551 00:15:12,226 --> 00:15:13,854 let you go... 552 00:15:13,854 --> 00:15:15,522 What is this? 553 00:15:15,522 --> 00:15:17,649 Marvin's Book of Firsts? 554 00:15:29,410 --> 00:15:31,705 Ted took Marvin 555 00:15:29,410 --> 00:15:31,705 to see Santa? 556 00:15:31,705 --> 00:15:33,498 Oh, I am gonna 557 00:15:31,705 --> 00:15:33,498 take this book 558 00:15:33,498 --> 00:15:35,667 and I'm gonna shove it 559 00:15:33,498 --> 00:15:35,667 so far up his... 560 00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:37,585 The point is, 561 00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:37,585 it made us remember 562 00:15:37,585 --> 00:15:39,170 another scrapbook you made. 563 00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:52,017 That project really 564 00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:52,017 was your baby, 565 00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:55,436 and now it's over, and 566 00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:55,436 you're scared to move on. 567 00:15:55,436 --> 00:15:58,732 I poured my blood, sweat 568 00:15:55,436 --> 00:15:58,732 and tears into that building. 569 00:15:58,732 --> 00:16:00,608 Though, to be fair, 570 00:15:58,732 --> 00:16:00,608 a lot of that happened 571 00:16:00,608 --> 00:16:02,903 the day I accidentally fell 572 00:16:00,608 --> 00:16:02,903 down the elevator shaft. 573 00:16:02,903 --> 00:16:03,904 Mm. 574 00:16:03,904 --> 00:16:05,072 The point is, 575 00:16:05,072 --> 00:16:06,907 it's just really hard to let go. 576 00:16:06,907 --> 00:16:08,575 Especially when that building's 577 00:16:06,907 --> 00:16:08,575 my biggest accomplishment. 578 00:16:08,575 --> 00:16:09,993 I mean, 579 00:16:09,993 --> 00:16:12,161 maybe if I was where 580 00:16:09,993 --> 00:16:12,161 you guys are at in life, 581 00:16:12,161 --> 00:16:14,288 with all you have 582 00:16:12,161 --> 00:16:14,288 to be proud of... 583 00:16:17,751 --> 00:16:19,210 We get it, okay? 584 00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:21,629 You're always gonna be 585 00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:21,629 Uncle Ted. 586 00:16:21,629 --> 00:16:23,131 But if Marvin 587 00:16:23,131 --> 00:16:24,591 can't be your next project, 588 00:16:24,591 --> 00:16:26,509 you need one of your own, 589 00:16:26,509 --> 00:16:30,430 and so we rescheduled 590 00:16:26,509 --> 00:16:30,430 your meeting with 591 00:16:26,509 --> 00:16:30,430 that headhunter. 592 00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:32,223 He's over there. 593 00:16:33,558 --> 00:16:35,602 Which one is he? 594 00:16:36,686 --> 00:16:38,229 Thanks, guys. 595 00:16:38,229 --> 00:16:40,107 Marvin and I are lucky 596 00:16:38,229 --> 00:16:40,107 you're our parents. 597 00:16:40,107 --> 00:16:41,566 Aw. 598 00:16:41,566 --> 00:16:43,401 Oh, hey, Ted? 599 00:16:43,401 --> 00:16:45,236 It's kind of a big, 600 00:16:43,401 --> 00:16:45,236 professional meeting... 601 00:16:45,236 --> 00:16:47,155 you might want to trade out 602 00:16:45,236 --> 00:16:47,155 that lollipop 603 00:16:47,155 --> 00:16:49,032 for a shirt. 604 00:16:47,155 --> 00:16:49,032 Yeah. 605 00:16:49,032 --> 00:16:51,534 I'll just give it 606 00:16:49,032 --> 00:16:51,534 to one of these kids. 607 00:16:49,032 --> 00:16:51,534 Oh, buddy. 608 00:16:51,534 --> 00:16:53,120 What? 609 00:16:51,534 --> 00:16:53,120 You're half naked, 610 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:56,081 you're not a parent to 611 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:56,081 any of these children... 612 00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:59,000 don't offer 'em candy. 613 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,586 I can't believe Barney 614 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,586 went home with Brandi. 615 00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:04,089 I should have asked you 616 00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:04,089 to do that play with me. 617 00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,507 Well, it's too late now, 618 00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,507 isn't it? 619 00:17:06,507 --> 00:17:08,301 There he is. Straddle me. 620 00:17:06,507 --> 00:17:08,301 Start grinding. 621 00:17:08,301 --> 00:17:09,469 Nothing's off-limits. 622 00:17:10,428 --> 00:17:12,722 So, last night 623 00:17:12,722 --> 00:17:15,266 Brandi and I got 624 00:17:12,722 --> 00:17:15,266 to the WWN studios, 625 00:17:15,266 --> 00:17:17,351 and my high-pressure system 626 00:17:17,351 --> 00:17:20,271 was ready to slam 627 00:17:17,351 --> 00:17:20,271 into her warm front. 628 00:17:20,271 --> 00:17:21,856 The studio's unlocked, 629 00:17:21,856 --> 00:17:23,316 the weather map's up... 630 00:17:23,316 --> 00:17:25,819 ready to do it in 17 631 00:17:23,316 --> 00:17:25,819 different states at once? 632 00:17:26,861 --> 00:17:28,863 Um, actually... 633 00:17:28,863 --> 00:17:31,158 I don't think I want that. 634 00:17:32,325 --> 00:17:33,868 I'm sorry. 635 00:17:33,868 --> 00:17:35,203 I'm-I'm... 636 00:17:35,203 --> 00:17:37,622 I'm gonna go. 637 00:17:37,622 --> 00:17:39,624 Wait, you didn't 638 00:17:37,622 --> 00:17:39,624 sleep with her? 639 00:17:39,624 --> 00:17:40,792 Nope. 640 00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:42,543 I spent the night 641 00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:42,543 thinking about 642 00:17:42,543 --> 00:17:45,839 how everything I've done 643 00:17:42,543 --> 00:17:45,839 since Quinn and I broke up 644 00:17:45,839 --> 00:17:47,882 has been a cry for help. 645 00:17:47,882 --> 00:17:49,759 Dressing a dog up like me, 646 00:17:49,759 --> 00:17:51,469 hooking up with 647 00:17:49,759 --> 00:17:51,469 all those nannies... 648 00:17:51,469 --> 00:17:53,554 Brobibs? 649 00:17:51,469 --> 00:17:53,554 No, those are solid. 650 00:17:53,554 --> 00:17:54,764 I still want in. 651 00:17:54,764 --> 00:17:58,059 And I realized that... 652 00:17:54,764 --> 00:17:58,059 I'm searching, 653 00:17:58,059 --> 00:18:00,728 searching for what 654 00:17:58,059 --> 00:18:00,728 I really want in life, 655 00:18:00,728 --> 00:18:02,022 and you know what? 656 00:18:02,022 --> 00:18:06,026 I have absolutely 657 00:18:02,022 --> 00:18:06,026 no idea what that is. 658 00:18:06,026 --> 00:18:08,277 Wow. 659 00:18:08,277 --> 00:18:10,404 Barney... 660 00:18:08,277 --> 00:18:10,404 But... 661 00:18:10,404 --> 00:18:12,699 I'm going 662 00:18:10,404 --> 00:18:12,699 to figure it out. 663 00:18:12,699 --> 00:18:14,534 I have to. 664 00:18:14,534 --> 00:18:16,786 Good night, guys. 665 00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:21,666 God, I feel awful. 666 00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:22,667 Barney is 667 00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,335 going through something big, 668 00:18:24,335 --> 00:18:27,130 and I've been obsessing 669 00:18:24,335 --> 00:18:27,130 about one stupid final hookup 670 00:18:27,130 --> 00:18:29,132 to get him out of my system. 671 00:18:30,341 --> 00:18:32,093 He needs space... 672 00:18:32,093 --> 00:18:34,095 and time to figure things out. 673 00:18:34,095 --> 00:18:36,097 And I have to give it to him. 674 00:18:38,558 --> 00:18:40,601 Robin? What are 675 00:18:38,558 --> 00:18:40,601 you doing here? 676 00:18:38,558 --> 00:18:40,601 It's okay 677 00:18:40,601 --> 00:18:43,437 if you don't know 678 00:18:40,601 --> 00:18:43,437 what you want in life... 679 00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:48,359 as long as you know 680 00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:48,359 what you want... 681 00:18:48,359 --> 00:18:52,280 tonight. 682 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,364 Well... 683 00:18:53,364 --> 00:18:55,700 I do know what I want. 684 00:18:58,119 --> 00:18:59,787 Hi, Robin! 685 00:18:59,787 --> 00:19:03,208 Nobody asked you 686 00:18:59,787 --> 00:19:03,208 here, Patrice! 687 00:19:04,251 --> 00:19:06,794 Actually, I did. 688 00:19:06,794 --> 00:19:08,421 Last night. 689 00:19:08,421 --> 00:19:10,548 Let me go see if 690 00:19:08,421 --> 00:19:10,548 the studio's open. 691 00:19:10,548 --> 00:19:12,717 All right. 692 00:19:15,469 --> 00:19:17,430 Oh, hi, Barney. 693 00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:19,140 I'm working late. 694 00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:20,600 What are you doing here? 695 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,686 I'm... 696 00:19:23,686 --> 00:19:26,981 I don't know what 697 00:19:23,686 --> 00:19:26,981 I'm doing... here. 698 00:19:26,981 --> 00:19:31,069 Barney... I don't know 699 00:19:26,981 --> 00:19:31,069 you that well, but... 700 00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:32,653 are you okay? 701 00:19:32,653 --> 00:19:34,948 Yeah. What do you mean? 702 00:19:34,948 --> 00:19:36,241 Well, whenever I see 703 00:19:34,948 --> 00:19:36,241 someone unhappy, 704 00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:38,118 I get the urge 705 00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:38,118 to give them cookies, 706 00:19:38,118 --> 00:19:40,578 and I really want 707 00:19:38,118 --> 00:19:40,578 to give you cookies right now. 708 00:19:42,830 --> 00:19:44,040 Cookie? 709 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,793 You're lame. 710 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,793 No, thanks. 711 00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:48,669 You sure? 712 00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:48,669 They're heart-shaped. 713 00:19:48,669 --> 00:19:50,964 Sorry, a couple 714 00:19:48,669 --> 00:19:50,964 of them are broken. 715 00:19:50,964 --> 00:19:54,508 I know how they feel. 716 00:19:50,964 --> 00:19:54,508 I'd love one. 717 00:19:54,508 --> 00:19:56,510 After that, 718 00:19:54,508 --> 00:19:56,510 I sent Brandi packing, 719 00:19:56,510 --> 00:19:58,846 and Patrice and I 720 00:19:56,510 --> 00:19:58,846 talked all night. 721 00:19:58,846 --> 00:20:00,098 We're... 722 00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:03,059 kind of on a 723 00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:03,059 date right now. 724 00:20:03,059 --> 00:20:05,228 But if you'd like 725 00:20:03,059 --> 00:20:05,228 to throw on some clothes 726 00:20:05,228 --> 00:20:06,562 and join us for Crazy Eights... 727 00:20:06,562 --> 00:20:07,855 I can deal you in! 728 00:20:07,855 --> 00:20:09,899 My deck has puppies on it! 729 00:20:09,899 --> 00:20:11,151 Arf-arf! 730 00:20:13,736 --> 00:20:15,280 Um... 731 00:20:16,823 --> 00:20:18,116 I... 732 00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:19,826 got to go. 733 00:20:25,081 --> 00:20:28,126 Look, I still feel bad 734 00:20:25,081 --> 00:20:28,126 I went too far 735 00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:30,878 with all the Marvin firsts... 736 00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:30,878 the Santa thing, especially. 737 00:20:30,878 --> 00:20:32,380 I mean, 738 00:20:30,878 --> 00:20:32,380 I should've known. 739 00:20:32,380 --> 00:20:34,090 Are you sure 740 00:20:32,380 --> 00:20:34,090 you guys forgive me? 741 00:20:34,090 --> 00:20:36,092 Absolutely. 742 00:20:34,090 --> 00:20:36,092 Don't worry, no grudges. 743 00:20:36,092 --> 00:20:38,261 Great. 744 00:20:36,092 --> 00:20:38,261 Next round's on me. 745 00:20:39,262 --> 00:20:40,721 A few years later... 746 00:20:40,721 --> 00:20:42,265 Coming, honey! 747 00:20:42,265 --> 00:20:44,851 Okay, you guys have 748 00:20:42,265 --> 00:20:44,851 all the numbers... my cell, 749 00:20:44,851 --> 00:20:47,103 the restaurant, 750 00:20:44,851 --> 00:20:47,103 Center for Disease Control? 751 00:20:47,103 --> 00:20:49,563 She's with her Aunt Lily 752 00:20:47,103 --> 00:20:49,563 and Uncle Marshall. 753 00:20:49,563 --> 00:20:51,565 Nothing's gonna happen. 754 00:20:51,565 --> 00:20:52,692 You're right. 755 00:20:52,692 --> 00:20:53,734 You're totally right. 756 00:20:53,734 --> 00:20:55,236 Okay... 757 00:20:55,236 --> 00:20:56,279 Bye, sweetie. 758 00:20:56,279 --> 00:20:57,488 Here, you... 759 00:20:57,488 --> 00:21:00,992 Mm... 760 00:21:00,992 --> 00:21:03,661 Get out of here, ya crazy. 761 00:21:00,992 --> 00:21:03,661 Would you get out 762 00:21:00,992 --> 00:21:03,661 of here already. 763 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:09,458 Who's ready to meet Santa?