1 00:00:01,731 --> 00:00:04,191 Lily, I just saw 2 00:00:01,731 --> 00:00:04,191 the worst thing ever! 3 00:00:04,233 --> 00:00:05,610 Kind of busy 4 00:00:04,233 --> 00:00:05,610 right now, Marshall. 5 00:00:05,651 --> 00:00:06,819 Quiet. 6 00:00:05,651 --> 00:00:06,819 He can hear you. 7 00:00:06,861 --> 00:00:08,195 Who's "he"? 8 00:00:08,237 --> 00:00:09,948 He's coming! 9 00:00:08,237 --> 00:00:09,948 Everyone shut up! 10 00:00:09,989 --> 00:00:11,616 Okay, kids, you're probably 11 00:00:09,989 --> 00:00:11,616 wondering how 12 00:00:11,657 --> 00:00:12,909 we all got here. 13 00:00:12,951 --> 00:00:15,202 Oh, hey, buddy, 14 00:00:12,951 --> 00:00:15,202 can we borrow your 15 00:00:12,951 --> 00:00:15,202 air mattress? 16 00:00:15,244 --> 00:00:16,662 My mom's coming into 17 00:00:15,244 --> 00:00:16,662 town for a few days. 18 00:00:16,704 --> 00:00:18,080 Absolutely not. 19 00:00:18,122 --> 00:00:20,416 Bummer, I guess 20 00:00:18,122 --> 00:00:20,416 she can't stay with us. 21 00:00:20,458 --> 00:00:23,252 Hey, look, 22 00:00:20,458 --> 00:00:23,252 what I just found. 23 00:00:23,294 --> 00:00:26,088 A list of hotels and other 24 00:00:23,294 --> 00:00:26,088 creative housing options. 25 00:00:26,130 --> 00:00:28,591 Baby, my mom is not 26 00:00:26,130 --> 00:00:28,591 staying at a hotel. 27 00:00:28,633 --> 00:00:32,428 Or our storage unit. 28 00:00:28,633 --> 00:00:32,428 Why can't we borrow 29 00:00:28,633 --> 00:00:32,428 your air mattress? 30 00:00:32,470 --> 00:00:34,054 Because when you animals 31 00:00:32,470 --> 00:00:34,054 borrow things, 32 00:00:34,096 --> 00:00:35,055 you never return them. 33 00:00:35,097 --> 00:00:36,599 That's ridiculous. 34 00:00:36,641 --> 00:00:39,101 No, my Cleveland, Ohio, 35 00:00:36,641 --> 00:00:39,101 Chamber of Commerce 36 00:00:39,143 --> 00:00:41,103 mini-cooler 37 00:00:39,143 --> 00:00:41,103 is ridiculous. 38 00:00:41,145 --> 00:00:43,105 Ridiculous at keeping 39 00:00:41,145 --> 00:00:43,105 stuff cold 40 00:00:43,147 --> 00:00:45,524 while also promoting Ohio's 41 00:00:43,147 --> 00:00:45,524 second-largest rubber producer. 42 00:00:45,566 --> 00:00:47,860 Watch your back, Akron. 43 00:00:47,902 --> 00:00:49,403 I totally gave that back. 44 00:00:49,445 --> 00:00:51,489 And what about that 45 00:00:49,445 --> 00:00:51,489 "Vote For Ted" hoodie 46 00:00:51,530 --> 00:00:54,283 from when I ran for treasurer 47 00:00:51,530 --> 00:00:54,283 in high school? 48 00:00:54,325 --> 00:00:55,409 Mrs. Gooding said 49 00:00:55,451 --> 00:00:59,872 my concession speech was, 50 00:00:55,451 --> 00:00:59,872 "full of grace." 51 00:00:59,914 --> 00:01:03,167 I don't recall 52 00:00:59,914 --> 00:01:03,167 borrowing that. 53 00:01:03,208 --> 00:01:05,294 And whatever happened 54 00:01:03,208 --> 00:01:05,294 to my limited edition DVD 55 00:01:05,336 --> 00:01:08,088 of the classic 1989 56 00:01:05,336 --> 00:01:08,088 Silverman-McCarthy romp, 57 00:01:08,130 --> 00:01:12,301 Weekend at Bernie's, 58 00:01:08,130 --> 00:01:12,301 "borrowed" well over 59 00:01:08,130 --> 00:01:12,301 six months ago? 60 00:01:12,343 --> 00:01:14,053 Yeah, I'm 61 00:01:12,343 --> 00:01:14,053 keeping that. 62 00:01:14,094 --> 00:01:15,054 Those extra features 63 00:01:14,094 --> 00:01:15,054 are awesome. 64 00:01:15,095 --> 00:01:17,139 I mean, that making-of 65 00:01:15,095 --> 00:01:17,139 documentary? 66 00:01:17,181 --> 00:01:19,976 "How Bernie 67 00:01:17,181 --> 00:01:19,976 Avoided The Gurney: 68 00:01:17,181 --> 00:01:19,976 A Cinematic Journey." 69 00:01:20,018 --> 00:01:22,645 Look, I'm just tired 70 00:01:20,018 --> 00:01:22,645 of people borrowing things 71 00:01:22,687 --> 00:01:24,271 and never returning them. 72 00:01:24,313 --> 00:01:27,984 If you don't believe me, 73 00:01:24,313 --> 00:01:27,984 ask my ex-friend Stuart. 74 00:01:28,026 --> 00:01:30,277 Ted, I gave your red 75 00:01:28,026 --> 00:01:30,277 cowboy boots back 76 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:31,570 the day after Halloween. 77 00:01:31,612 --> 00:01:34,198 How could you lie to me 78 00:01:31,612 --> 00:01:34,198 right to my face, Stuart? 79 00:01:34,239 --> 00:01:39,078 You are a horrible 80 00:01:34,239 --> 00:01:39,078 human being. 81 00:01:39,119 --> 00:01:40,997 Congrats on 82 00:01:39,119 --> 00:01:40,997 your daughter's christening. 83 00:01:42,414 --> 00:01:45,501 And where's the worst abuser 84 00:01:42,414 --> 00:01:45,501 of my generosity, Barney? 85 00:01:45,543 --> 00:01:48,504 Or should I say, 86 00:01:45,543 --> 00:01:48,504 "Borrow-ney"? 87 00:01:48,546 --> 00:01:49,922 You should 88 00:01:48,546 --> 00:01:49,922 never say that. 89 00:01:49,964 --> 00:01:51,049 And I think he's out 90 00:01:49,964 --> 00:01:51,049 with Patrice. 91 00:01:51,090 --> 00:01:53,551 Uch, Patrice? 92 00:01:51,090 --> 00:01:53,551 That's still happening? 93 00:01:53,592 --> 00:01:54,802 Kids, you remember Patrice. 94 00:01:54,844 --> 00:01:56,136 She worked 95 00:01:54,844 --> 00:01:56,136 with your Aunt Robin. 96 00:01:56,178 --> 00:01:58,931 Robin! You left 97 00:01:56,178 --> 00:01:58,931 your purse at the 98 00:01:56,178 --> 00:01:58,931 vending machine, 99 00:01:58,973 --> 00:02:00,432 and some guy tried 100 00:01:58,973 --> 00:02:00,432 to steal it! 101 00:02:00,474 --> 00:02:06,230 I fought him off, but I think 102 00:02:00,474 --> 00:02:06,230 I dislocated my shoulder. 103 00:02:06,271 --> 00:02:09,108 You scratched the leather! Oh! 104 00:02:09,149 --> 00:02:11,027 Can't you do anything right, 105 00:02:09,149 --> 00:02:11,027 Patrice? 106 00:02:11,069 --> 00:02:13,278 That Barney-and-Patrice 107 00:02:11,069 --> 00:02:13,278 thing is so bogus. 108 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,364 He's clearly trying 109 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,364 to get back at me 110 00:02:15,406 --> 00:02:16,991 for rejecting him. 111 00:02:17,033 --> 00:02:18,492 Um, Robin, after you 112 00:02:17,033 --> 00:02:18,492 rejected Barney, 113 00:02:18,534 --> 00:02:21,286 didn't he reject you? 114 00:02:21,328 --> 00:02:23,414 And didn't you go over 115 00:02:21,328 --> 00:02:23,414 to his place and 116 00:02:21,328 --> 00:02:23,414 try to sleep with him 117 00:02:23,455 --> 00:02:25,041 in your purple-and- 118 00:02:23,455 --> 00:02:25,041 black underwear? 119 00:02:25,083 --> 00:02:27,334 Hey, uh, Lil, feel free 120 00:02:25,083 --> 00:02:27,334 to disregard that 121 00:02:27,376 --> 00:02:30,004 "Don't tell anyone 122 00:02:27,376 --> 00:02:30,004 about this ever" thing. 123 00:02:30,046 --> 00:02:31,380 She has your 124 00:02:30,046 --> 00:02:31,380 mini-cooler. 125 00:02:31,422 --> 00:02:32,506 I knew it! 126 00:02:32,548 --> 00:02:34,341 But seriously, 127 00:02:32,548 --> 00:02:34,341 what other reason would 128 00:02:34,383 --> 00:02:36,427 Barney have to 129 00:02:34,383 --> 00:02:36,427 date Patrice? 130 00:02:36,468 --> 00:02:38,178 It's an over-correction. 131 00:02:38,220 --> 00:02:40,848 How dare you? 132 00:02:38,220 --> 00:02:40,848 What is that? 133 00:02:40,890 --> 00:02:44,184 Barney was engaged 134 00:02:40,890 --> 00:02:44,184 to Quinn, a stripper 135 00:02:40,890 --> 00:02:44,184 he never really trusted. 136 00:02:44,226 --> 00:02:45,436 So he overcorrects 137 00:02:44,226 --> 00:02:45,436 by dating her opposite: 138 00:02:45,477 --> 00:02:47,438 warm and nurturing 139 00:02:45,477 --> 00:02:47,438 Patrice. 140 00:02:47,479 --> 00:02:49,189 That does happen, 141 00:02:47,479 --> 00:02:49,189 like Ted. 142 00:02:49,231 --> 00:02:52,777 After you broke up 143 00:02:49,231 --> 00:02:52,777 with sweet innocent Victoria. 144 00:02:52,818 --> 00:02:54,445 No, you hang up first. 145 00:02:54,486 --> 00:02:56,155 No, you hang up first. 146 00:02:56,196 --> 00:02:56,989 No, you hang up first. 147 00:02:57,031 --> 00:02:58,532 Hang up, 148 00:02:57,031 --> 00:02:58,532 you little bitch! 149 00:03:00,451 --> 00:03:01,744 Over-correction. 150 00:03:01,786 --> 00:03:03,079 Yeah. And it's not just 151 00:03:01,786 --> 00:03:03,079 relationships. 152 00:03:03,121 --> 00:03:05,414 Remember when that 153 00:03:03,121 --> 00:03:05,414 comedy club owner 154 00:03:03,121 --> 00:03:05,414 told Marshall 155 00:03:05,456 --> 00:03:07,166 that his "funny fish names" 156 00:03:05,456 --> 00:03:07,166 stand-up act 157 00:03:07,207 --> 00:03:08,167 didn't have enough edge? 158 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:13,422 Flounder? 159 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:13,422 I barely know her! Oh! 160 00:03:13,464 --> 00:03:15,299 Over-correction. 161 00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:17,676 Although it was better 162 00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:17,676 than his Chris Rock rip-off. 163 00:03:17,718 --> 00:03:21,263 A trout with a daughter 164 00:03:17,718 --> 00:03:21,263 has one job. 165 00:03:21,305 --> 00:03:23,265 One job! 166 00:03:23,307 --> 00:03:26,351 To keep her off 167 00:03:23,307 --> 00:03:26,351 the fishing pole! 168 00:03:26,393 --> 00:03:29,229 You suck! 169 00:03:29,271 --> 00:03:31,273 Lily! 170 00:03:44,369 --> 00:03:46,580 I'm a little worried 171 00:03:44,369 --> 00:03:46,580 about Ted. 172 00:03:46,622 --> 00:03:51,210 I mean, we're parents now, 173 00:03:46,622 --> 00:03:51,210 and even Barney is moving on. 174 00:03:51,251 --> 00:03:54,254 I just wish he had 175 00:03:51,251 --> 00:03:54,254 someone to talk to. 176 00:03:54,296 --> 00:03:56,340 Even for a week. 177 00:03:56,381 --> 00:03:58,258 Or you know, four days, 178 00:03:56,381 --> 00:03:58,258 three nights. 179 00:03:58,300 --> 00:03:59,343 My mom is not staying 180 00:03:58,300 --> 00:03:59,343 with Ted! 181 00:03:59,384 --> 00:04:01,386 He'd love her bacon- 182 00:03:59,384 --> 00:04:01,386 gummy bear pancakes. 183 00:04:01,428 --> 00:04:05,099 I'm her special boy, 184 00:04:01,428 --> 00:04:05,099 I get her special pancakes. 185 00:04:05,141 --> 00:04:07,226 But my dad is here 186 00:04:05,141 --> 00:04:07,226 nannying all the time. 187 00:04:07,267 --> 00:04:08,352 Then add your mom in? 188 00:04:08,393 --> 00:04:11,396 This place is crowded 189 00:04:08,393 --> 00:04:11,396 enough already. 190 00:04:11,438 --> 00:04:13,065 Hey, Lil, 191 00:04:13,107 --> 00:04:14,817 let me know 192 00:04:13,107 --> 00:04:14,817 how the pump's working. 193 00:04:14,859 --> 00:04:16,318 I cleaned it for you. 194 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:17,653 It's fine, Dad. 195 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:17,653 Yeah, I had 196 00:04:17,695 --> 00:04:21,240 to check the suction, 197 00:04:17,695 --> 00:04:21,240 so I tested it on myself. 198 00:04:21,281 --> 00:04:22,491 Oh, no. 199 00:04:22,533 --> 00:04:24,702 Don't worry, the suction's fine, 200 00:04:24,743 --> 00:04:26,328 actually kind of nice. 201 00:04:29,289 --> 00:04:32,543 Okay, Barney is so not 202 00:04:29,289 --> 00:04:32,543 for real about Patrice. 203 00:04:32,584 --> 00:04:34,336 Today he did the craziest, 204 00:04:34,378 --> 00:04:36,380 most clearly staged 205 00:04:34,378 --> 00:04:36,380 for my benefit thing ever. 206 00:04:37,381 --> 00:04:38,507 Hey, Patrice, 207 00:04:37,381 --> 00:04:38,507 you ready for lunch? 208 00:04:38,549 --> 00:04:39,758 Sure. 209 00:04:41,343 --> 00:04:43,095 Right, right? 210 00:04:43,137 --> 00:04:46,557 I mean, 211 00:04:43,137 --> 00:04:46,557 what's next, birthday gifts? 212 00:04:46,598 --> 00:04:50,269 Wake up, people, this is 213 00:04:46,598 --> 00:04:50,269 not an overcorrection, 214 00:04:50,310 --> 00:04:51,103 it's fraud, and we need 215 00:04:51,145 --> 00:04:53,313 to keep trying 216 00:04:51,145 --> 00:04:53,313 to stop this. 217 00:04:53,355 --> 00:04:55,482 What do you mean, 218 00:04:53,355 --> 00:04:55,482 "keep trying"? 219 00:04:56,608 --> 00:04:58,318 Barney is not 220 00:04:56,608 --> 00:04:58,318 who you think he is. 221 00:04:58,360 --> 00:04:59,319 What do you mean? 222 00:04:59,361 --> 00:05:01,655 Well, he has a book 223 00:04:59,361 --> 00:05:01,655 of plays he uses 224 00:05:01,697 --> 00:05:03,657 to trick women 225 00:05:01,697 --> 00:05:03,657 into sleeping with him. 226 00:05:03,699 --> 00:05:06,911 Oh, no way, 227 00:05:03,699 --> 00:05:06,911 Barney's my honey bear. 228 00:05:06,952 --> 00:05:08,537 Actually, one of his plays 229 00:05:06,952 --> 00:05:08,537 is called The Honey Bear. 230 00:05:08,579 --> 00:05:09,997 He dresses up 231 00:05:08,579 --> 00:05:09,997 like Winnie the Pooh, 232 00:05:10,039 --> 00:05:12,374 and the next thing you know, 233 00:05:10,039 --> 00:05:12,374 his hand's stuck in your pot. 234 00:05:12,416 --> 00:05:15,669 Robin, you're a doll 235 00:05:12,416 --> 00:05:15,669 for worrying about me, 236 00:05:15,711 --> 00:05:18,130 but that doesn't sound at all 237 00:05:15,711 --> 00:05:18,130 like my Barney. 238 00:05:18,172 --> 00:05:20,799 Why won't you let me 239 00:05:18,172 --> 00:05:20,799 help you, Patrice? 240 00:05:23,427 --> 00:05:25,345 She can't see 241 00:05:23,427 --> 00:05:25,345 that Barney is using her, 242 00:05:25,387 --> 00:05:28,099 and it breaks my heart. 243 00:05:28,140 --> 00:05:29,183 You know, I-I-I 244 00:05:28,140 --> 00:05:29,183 love Patrice. 245 00:05:29,225 --> 00:05:31,685 We're like sisters. 246 00:05:31,727 --> 00:05:33,229 You've never gotten 247 00:05:31,727 --> 00:05:33,229 through even one exchange 248 00:05:33,271 --> 00:05:34,354 without screaming at her. 249 00:05:34,396 --> 00:05:36,398 Sisters fight, Ted! 250 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:37,399 But the bond 251 00:05:37,441 --> 00:05:39,110 is always there. 252 00:05:39,151 --> 00:05:39,860 Okay? 253 00:05:39,151 --> 00:05:39,860 Okay. 254 00:05:39,902 --> 00:05:41,112 And that's 255 00:05:39,902 --> 00:05:41,112 why I need 256 00:05:41,153 --> 00:05:44,240 to steal The Playbook 257 00:05:41,153 --> 00:05:44,240 and show it to Patrice, 258 00:05:44,282 --> 00:05:46,408 so she'll believe me. 259 00:05:46,450 --> 00:05:49,787 Or you could do 260 00:05:46,450 --> 00:05:49,787 almost anything else 261 00:05:49,828 --> 00:05:51,371 and not sound 262 00:05:49,828 --> 00:05:51,371 so creepy. 263 00:05:51,413 --> 00:05:52,790 Robin, 264 00:05:52,831 --> 00:05:55,459 seriously, this obsession 265 00:05:52,831 --> 00:05:55,459 isn't healthy. 266 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:57,336 Just let it go. 267 00:05:58,545 --> 00:05:59,964 Maybe you guys are right. 268 00:06:01,132 --> 00:06:03,592 Thanks for talking 269 00:06:01,132 --> 00:06:03,592 some sense into me. 270 00:06:09,556 --> 00:06:12,184 Lily, can I ask you a question? 271 00:06:12,226 --> 00:06:13,393 If it's "Did somebody put gravel 272 00:06:13,435 --> 00:06:15,229 in the couch cushions 273 00:06:13,435 --> 00:06:15,229 you're sleeping on," 274 00:06:15,271 --> 00:06:16,563 absolutely not. 275 00:06:16,605 --> 00:06:18,482 What would be the motive? 276 00:06:18,523 --> 00:06:20,067 No, it's not that. 277 00:06:20,109 --> 00:06:22,444 Uh, don't tell Marshall 278 00:06:20,109 --> 00:06:22,444 because he's not ready, 279 00:06:22,486 --> 00:06:26,031 but I think I might want 280 00:06:26,073 --> 00:06:29,451 to get back out there 281 00:06:26,073 --> 00:06:29,451 and meet a nice man. 282 00:06:29,493 --> 00:06:31,662 Wow, that's great, Judy. 283 00:06:31,703 --> 00:06:33,080 And I thought 284 00:06:31,703 --> 00:06:33,080 you might be able to help 285 00:06:33,122 --> 00:06:34,665 because you always look 286 00:06:33,122 --> 00:06:34,665 so good. 287 00:06:34,706 --> 00:06:36,541 You think I look good? 288 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:39,044 I mean, you dress 289 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:39,044 like a Duluth streetwalker, 290 00:06:39,086 --> 00:06:41,172 but my son seems to like it. 291 00:06:41,213 --> 00:06:43,257 I'll take it. 292 00:06:43,299 --> 00:06:46,177 So, any advice? 293 00:06:46,218 --> 00:06:49,221 Well, first I'd throw out 294 00:06:46,218 --> 00:06:49,221 any giant sweater 295 00:06:49,263 --> 00:06:50,181 with a horse on it. 296 00:06:50,222 --> 00:06:51,349 Even the ones...? 297 00:06:50,222 --> 00:06:51,349 Even the ones 298 00:06:51,390 --> 00:06:54,101 that have manes 299 00:06:51,390 --> 00:06:54,101 with real horse hair, yes. 300 00:06:54,143 --> 00:06:56,187 And second, I'd let the gals 301 00:06:54,143 --> 00:06:56,187 out to play a little more. 302 00:06:56,228 --> 00:06:58,314 The gals? 303 00:06:59,357 --> 00:07:01,441 Oh... 304 00:07:01,483 --> 00:07:04,444 you mean the Minnesota Twins. 305 00:07:06,322 --> 00:07:08,657 Meanwhile, Robin was 306 00:07:06,322 --> 00:07:08,657 about to give up 307 00:07:08,699 --> 00:07:11,702 on ever finding The Playbook 308 00:07:08,699 --> 00:07:11,702 until... 309 00:07:18,583 --> 00:07:21,420 Ugh, the Bro Code, damn it. 310 00:07:36,601 --> 00:07:38,562 David Lee Roth's autobiography? 311 00:07:38,603 --> 00:07:40,064 Crap. 312 00:07:40,898 --> 00:07:42,316 "To the best wingman ever. 313 00:07:42,358 --> 00:07:43,567 "We'll always have Panama. 314 00:07:43,608 --> 00:07:45,819 Love, Diamond Dave." 315 00:07:53,535 --> 00:07:56,330 Patrice, it's really nice of you 316 00:07:53,535 --> 00:07:56,330 to buy Robin a new purse, 317 00:07:56,372 --> 00:07:58,874 but it's not your fault that 318 00:07:56,372 --> 00:07:58,874 the other one got scratched. 319 00:08:00,876 --> 00:08:02,461 Anyway, just get 320 00:08:00,876 --> 00:08:02,461 yourself over here. 321 00:08:02,502 --> 00:08:04,171 I've got the tree, 322 00:08:02,502 --> 00:08:04,171 the decorations, 323 00:08:04,213 --> 00:08:05,381 and the know-how 324 00:08:04,213 --> 00:08:05,381 from Lethal Weapon 2 325 00:08:05,423 --> 00:08:07,632 to pop that shoulder 326 00:08:05,423 --> 00:08:07,632 right back into place. 327 00:08:07,674 --> 00:08:10,469 Yep, there is not one reason 328 00:08:07,674 --> 00:08:10,469 to leave this apartment 329 00:08:10,510 --> 00:08:12,637 for even a second tonight. 330 00:08:16,683 --> 00:08:18,769 Ow. 331 00:08:22,731 --> 00:08:25,276 How's my favorite architect? 332 00:08:22,731 --> 00:08:25,276 Other than incredibly handsome. 333 00:08:25,317 --> 00:08:26,277 Hey, Mom. 334 00:08:26,318 --> 00:08:27,736 No, it's Robin. 335 00:08:27,778 --> 00:08:29,196 What do you need? 336 00:08:29,238 --> 00:08:30,530 For reasons 337 00:08:29,238 --> 00:08:30,530 that aren't important, 338 00:08:30,572 --> 00:08:32,324 I'm trapped in Barney's closet. 339 00:08:32,366 --> 00:08:35,160 Help get me out, and I'll return 340 00:08:32,366 --> 00:08:35,160 your Weekend at Bernie's DVD. 341 00:08:35,202 --> 00:08:38,205 No way, that's not enough to get 342 00:08:35,202 --> 00:08:38,205 me involved in your crazy mess. 343 00:08:38,247 --> 00:08:39,457 I'll also go with you 344 00:08:39,498 --> 00:08:41,541 to the five-day fan convention 345 00:08:39,498 --> 00:08:41,541 in the desert. 346 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:43,752 You'll come with me 347 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:43,752 to Bernie Man? 348 00:08:43,794 --> 00:08:44,753 Yes, just hurry. 349 00:08:44,795 --> 00:08:46,546 Ooh... 350 00:08:46,588 --> 00:08:50,217 someone's excited to see me. 351 00:08:50,259 --> 00:08:52,010 Who's Mama's big boy? 352 00:08:52,052 --> 00:08:55,097 Who is Mama's big boy? 353 00:08:55,139 --> 00:08:57,766 Wait. 354 00:08:57,808 --> 00:08:59,101 I am. 355 00:08:59,143 --> 00:09:01,145 Mickey? 356 00:09:01,186 --> 00:09:04,564 And I've been bad. 357 00:09:07,567 --> 00:09:09,861 Get off my mommy. 358 00:09:21,081 --> 00:09:23,167 Hugh Hefner 359 00:09:21,081 --> 00:09:23,167 in your lobby right now. 360 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:25,294 I'm gonna grab my robe. 361 00:09:34,094 --> 00:09:36,347 "Teddy's first Christmas"? 362 00:09:36,388 --> 00:09:38,056 Barney, are these my ornaments? 363 00:09:38,098 --> 00:09:40,267 That could be anyone's 364 00:09:38,098 --> 00:09:40,267 baby handprint, Ted. 365 00:09:40,309 --> 00:09:44,146 Now, come on, Hef's old, 366 00:09:40,309 --> 00:09:44,146 but he moves like a cheetah. 367 00:10:06,251 --> 00:10:09,838 Why would you do that... 368 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,631 with Mickey? 369 00:10:11,673 --> 00:10:14,759 I've been lonely, 370 00:10:11,673 --> 00:10:14,759 Marshall, and all the men 371 00:10:14,801 --> 00:10:19,639 in St. Cloud's idea of romance 372 00:10:14,801 --> 00:10:19,639 is taking me ice fishing. 373 00:10:19,681 --> 00:10:21,600 That was me and 374 00:10:19,681 --> 00:10:21,600 your father's thing. 375 00:10:21,641 --> 00:10:22,934 Plus, 376 00:10:22,976 --> 00:10:26,230 call it an overcorrection, 377 00:10:22,976 --> 00:10:26,230 but it's kind of nice 378 00:10:26,271 --> 00:10:29,400 being with a sophisticated, 379 00:10:26,271 --> 00:10:29,400 big-city man. 380 00:10:30,692 --> 00:10:33,195 You know, I don't know 381 00:10:30,692 --> 00:10:33,195 what the big deal is. 382 00:10:33,237 --> 00:10:35,739 You've been bumping uglies 383 00:10:33,237 --> 00:10:35,739 with my daughter for years. 384 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:38,534 The second I climb up on your 385 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:38,534 mom, it's the end of the world? 386 00:10:41,161 --> 00:10:43,205 How could you think 387 00:10:41,161 --> 00:10:43,205 that was Hef? 388 00:10:43,247 --> 00:10:44,664 It was 389 00:10:43,247 --> 00:10:44,664 an honest mistake. 390 00:10:44,706 --> 00:10:46,833 That guy was black, Ted. 391 00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:49,211 I guess I just don't notice 392 00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:49,211 that kind of stuff. 393 00:11:02,391 --> 00:11:05,561 We'll get to the grotto 394 00:11:02,391 --> 00:11:05,561 one day, my pet. 395 00:11:05,603 --> 00:11:08,146 One day. 396 00:11:08,188 --> 00:11:09,481 How's my favorite architect? 397 00:11:09,523 --> 00:11:10,482 Other than well-endowed. 398 00:11:10,524 --> 00:11:11,858 Mom? 399 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:13,193 No, it's Robin again. 400 00:11:13,235 --> 00:11:15,654 Look, you've got to come 401 00:11:13,235 --> 00:11:15,654 back in and get my purse. 402 00:11:15,695 --> 00:11:17,906 Nope, I'm done. Bye, Robin. 403 00:11:17,948 --> 00:11:18,907 Wait! 404 00:11:18,949 --> 00:11:20,492 What if I told you 405 00:11:18,949 --> 00:11:20,492 I was looking at 406 00:11:20,534 --> 00:11:22,160 your red cowboy boots right now? 407 00:11:23,328 --> 00:11:24,829 Describe them. 408 00:11:24,871 --> 00:11:26,290 They're red 409 00:11:24,871 --> 00:11:26,290 and they're cowboy boots. 410 00:11:26,331 --> 00:11:27,749 That's them! 411 00:11:27,791 --> 00:11:29,042 Why are they at Barney's? 412 00:11:29,084 --> 00:11:31,169 Hey, Barney. 413 00:11:31,211 --> 00:11:32,963 Just returning Ted's boots 414 00:11:31,211 --> 00:11:32,963 I borrowed for Halloween. 415 00:11:33,004 --> 00:11:34,714 You were a cowboy? 416 00:11:34,756 --> 00:11:36,550 No, my wife 417 00:11:34,756 --> 00:11:36,550 was Wonder Woman. 418 00:11:36,592 --> 00:11:38,843 Can you believe Ted thinks a guy 419 00:11:36,592 --> 00:11:38,843 can get laid wearing these? 420 00:11:40,804 --> 00:11:42,889 Challenge accepted. 421 00:11:45,309 --> 00:11:47,978 Do you know what 422 00:11:45,309 --> 00:11:47,978 that sound is, Ted? 423 00:11:48,019 --> 00:11:49,688 That's a red boot 424 00:11:49,729 --> 00:11:51,773 about to be savagely 425 00:11:49,729 --> 00:11:51,773 cut up by my pocketknife! 426 00:11:51,815 --> 00:11:53,525 You mean my pocketknife. 427 00:11:53,567 --> 00:11:55,444 I lent it to you two years ago. 428 00:11:59,615 --> 00:12:00,574 Hey. 429 00:12:00,616 --> 00:12:03,160 Sorry about the 430 00:12:00,616 --> 00:12:03,160 Hugh Hefner mix-up. 431 00:12:03,201 --> 00:12:06,497 But seriously, 432 00:12:03,201 --> 00:12:06,497 Jon Bon Jovi is downstairs. 433 00:12:06,538 --> 00:12:08,957 You sure it isn't my landlady, 434 00:12:06,538 --> 00:12:08,957 Mrs. Takahashi? 435 00:12:08,999 --> 00:12:09,916 I'm serious. 436 00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:11,168 The janitor just 437 00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:11,168 mopped the floor. 438 00:12:11,209 --> 00:12:13,420 Bon Jovi is literally 439 00:12:11,209 --> 00:12:13,420 standing next to a sign 440 00:12:13,462 --> 00:12:14,421 that says "Slippery When Wet." 441 00:12:14,463 --> 00:12:17,716 Uh-uh. 442 00:12:14,463 --> 00:12:17,716 I want those ornaments back. 443 00:12:37,902 --> 00:12:39,237 Damn it, Ted! 444 00:12:39,279 --> 00:12:40,656 You get those ornaments 445 00:12:39,279 --> 00:12:40,656 all year. 446 00:12:40,698 --> 00:12:43,116 I just need 447 00:12:40,698 --> 00:12:43,116 'em for Christmas! 448 00:12:43,158 --> 00:12:45,869 Oh. Hey, Patrice. 449 00:12:43,158 --> 00:12:45,869 Did you have any 450 00:12:43,158 --> 00:12:45,869 trouble finding Rudolph? 451 00:12:45,910 --> 00:12:48,330 No, it was right on Ted's 452 00:12:45,910 --> 00:12:48,330 fire escape like you said. 453 00:12:48,372 --> 00:12:50,248 Are you sure he's okay 454 00:12:48,372 --> 00:12:50,248 with us borrowing it? 455 00:12:50,290 --> 00:12:51,458 Positive. 456 00:12:55,587 --> 00:12:57,839 I got your purse. 457 00:12:55,587 --> 00:12:57,839 Oh, Ted, you're the best! 458 00:12:57,881 --> 00:12:59,383 But I'm trapped in Barney's 459 00:12:57,881 --> 00:12:59,383 living room closet. 460 00:12:59,424 --> 00:13:01,218 Oh, Ted, you're the worst. 461 00:13:01,259 --> 00:13:02,219 Okay, enough messing around. 462 00:13:02,260 --> 00:13:03,428 I'm calling in The Wolf. 463 00:13:03,470 --> 00:13:05,556 Lily? 464 00:13:03,470 --> 00:13:05,556 Lily. 465 00:13:13,522 --> 00:13:16,233 What are you doing here? 466 00:13:13,522 --> 00:13:16,233 What are you doing here? 467 00:13:16,274 --> 00:13:19,277 Hold on, Marshall's calling 468 00:13:16,274 --> 00:13:19,277 me on the other line. 469 00:13:21,946 --> 00:13:24,366 Lily, I just saw 470 00:13:21,946 --> 00:13:24,366 the worst thing ever. 471 00:13:24,408 --> 00:13:25,992 Kind of busy right 472 00:13:24,408 --> 00:13:25,992 now, Marshall. 473 00:13:26,034 --> 00:13:26,826 Quiet. 474 00:13:26,034 --> 00:13:26,826 He can hear you. 475 00:13:26,868 --> 00:13:28,203 Who's "he"? 476 00:13:28,245 --> 00:13:30,372 He's coming! 477 00:13:28,245 --> 00:13:30,372 Everyone shut up! 478 00:13:39,005 --> 00:13:42,092 I'm just gonna grab this star 479 00:13:39,005 --> 00:13:42,092 to put on top of the tree. 480 00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:45,596 It's gonna be legend... 481 00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:45,596 wait for it... merry! 482 00:13:54,772 --> 00:13:56,648 What are you doing here, Lily? 483 00:13:56,690 --> 00:13:58,108 I've been using 484 00:13:56,690 --> 00:13:58,108 Barney's apartment 485 00:13:58,149 --> 00:13:59,276 to pump milk for Marvin. 486 00:13:59,317 --> 00:14:00,902 What? Why? 487 00:14:00,944 --> 00:14:02,987 Our apartment 488 00:14:00,944 --> 00:14:02,987 is so crowded these days, 489 00:14:03,029 --> 00:14:05,115 I don't get a minute to myself! 490 00:14:05,156 --> 00:14:06,658 I have a key 491 00:14:05,156 --> 00:14:06,658 to Barney's apartment, 492 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,285 he has a kick-ass couch, 493 00:14:08,326 --> 00:14:10,495 and he DVR's all 494 00:14:08,326 --> 00:14:10,495 the Real Housewives shows, 495 00:14:10,537 --> 00:14:13,039 including the reunion specials. 496 00:14:23,592 --> 00:14:24,884 What are you doing here? 497 00:14:24,926 --> 00:14:26,511 I came to get The Playbook 498 00:14:26,553 --> 00:14:28,513 so I could show Patrice 499 00:14:26,553 --> 00:14:28,513 who Barney really is. 500 00:14:28,555 --> 00:14:31,057 Why can't you just 501 00:14:28,555 --> 00:14:31,057 let them be happy? 502 00:14:31,099 --> 00:14:33,143 Because they're not 503 00:14:31,099 --> 00:14:33,143 really happy, Lily! 504 00:14:33,184 --> 00:14:35,687 Patrice, can you grab my 505 00:14:33,184 --> 00:14:35,687 computer from the bedroom? 506 00:14:35,729 --> 00:14:38,106 I want to change my 507 00:14:35,729 --> 00:14:38,106 Facebook status to "happy!" 508 00:14:38,148 --> 00:14:39,941 You shouldn't have that. 509 00:14:39,983 --> 00:14:42,360 You're right. 510 00:14:50,368 --> 00:14:52,537 What? 511 00:14:52,579 --> 00:14:54,122 Where is Ted? 512 00:14:54,164 --> 00:14:59,085 My label maker! 513 00:14:59,127 --> 00:15:01,129 No! I'm never coming out! 514 00:15:01,171 --> 00:15:04,591 You know, Marshall, you've been 515 00:15:01,171 --> 00:15:04,591 in there for a while now. 516 00:15:04,633 --> 00:15:08,804 And I couldn't help but notice 517 00:15:04,633 --> 00:15:08,804 you chugged that Super Big Gulp. 518 00:15:08,846 --> 00:15:11,139 It's not gonna work, Mickey. 519 00:15:11,181 --> 00:15:13,391 My bladder's 520 00:15:11,181 --> 00:15:13,391 as big as your betrayal! 521 00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:15,894 I see. So it's not gonna 522 00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:15,894 bother you to think 523 00:15:15,935 --> 00:15:18,938 about leaky faucets 524 00:15:15,935 --> 00:15:18,938 or open hydrants, 525 00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:23,151 or rushing rivers, or... 526 00:15:23,193 --> 00:15:25,445 Oh, God, I got to pee. Oh! 527 00:15:26,988 --> 00:15:28,156 What is this? 528 00:15:28,198 --> 00:15:30,158 Where did you find that? 529 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,160 I didn't want to believe 530 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,160 that this existed, 531 00:15:32,202 --> 00:15:33,704 but is this... The Playbook? 532 00:15:33,745 --> 00:15:36,832 Let's see him lie his 533 00:15:33,745 --> 00:15:36,832 way out of this one. 534 00:15:36,874 --> 00:15:38,709 Yes, it is. 535 00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:39,918 These are 536 00:15:40,001 --> 00:15:41,211 all the tricks I used 537 00:15:41,252 --> 00:15:43,087 to get women to sleep with me. 538 00:15:43,129 --> 00:15:45,423 What do you 539 00:15:43,129 --> 00:15:45,423 mean, tricks? 540 00:15:45,465 --> 00:15:48,176 Like... 541 00:15:48,218 --> 00:15:50,679 "The Two-Can-Play-at-That Game." 542 00:15:53,139 --> 00:15:55,058 Can I help you? 543 00:15:55,099 --> 00:15:58,019 I'm sorry to be the one 544 00:15:55,099 --> 00:15:58,019 to tell you this, but... 545 00:15:58,061 --> 00:16:00,230 my wife is having an affair 546 00:15:58,061 --> 00:16:00,230 with your husband. 547 00:16:00,271 --> 00:16:02,607 I even found a list 548 00:16:00,271 --> 00:16:02,607 of every dirty way 549 00:16:02,649 --> 00:16:05,026 they've enjoyed 550 00:16:02,649 --> 00:16:05,026 each others' bodies. 551 00:16:05,068 --> 00:16:09,614 I wish there was some way 552 00:16:05,068 --> 00:16:09,614 we could get back at them. 553 00:16:09,656 --> 00:16:10,908 There is. 554 00:16:12,116 --> 00:16:14,327 We can kill them. 555 00:16:21,376 --> 00:16:24,003 I'm sorry to be the 556 00:16:21,376 --> 00:16:24,003 one to tell you this... 557 00:16:24,045 --> 00:16:26,172 You're not who I 558 00:16:24,045 --> 00:16:26,172 thought you were. 559 00:16:26,214 --> 00:16:27,006 Patrice, I... 560 00:16:27,048 --> 00:16:29,008 I need some air. 561 00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:31,177 I... 562 00:16:31,219 --> 00:16:33,179 Come on, Patrice, you... 563 00:16:33,221 --> 00:16:36,307 You have got to 564 00:16:33,221 --> 00:16:36,307 be kidding me. 565 00:16:40,103 --> 00:16:41,897 Wait. Is that my mini-cooler? 566 00:16:41,939 --> 00:16:44,566 Not now, Ted. 567 00:16:41,939 --> 00:16:44,566 Let's go! 568 00:16:44,608 --> 00:16:47,402 Shh! Shh! 569 00:16:47,444 --> 00:16:50,238 Patrice, I have done 570 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:53,658 some sleazy stuff to 571 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:53,658 seduce women, but 572 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:55,285 I want to be a better person. 573 00:16:55,326 --> 00:16:57,454 You make me want to be 574 00:16:55,326 --> 00:16:57,454 a better person. 575 00:16:57,495 --> 00:17:00,206 I can't be with a man 576 00:16:57,495 --> 00:17:00,206 who has a playbook. 577 00:17:00,248 --> 00:17:02,083 I understand. 578 00:17:11,175 --> 00:17:13,136 Whoa. 579 00:17:13,177 --> 00:17:14,095 Whoa! 580 00:17:14,137 --> 00:17:15,305 Whoa! 581 00:17:15,346 --> 00:17:17,098 Whoa! 582 00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:18,767 Is that my garbage can? 583 00:17:24,188 --> 00:17:26,232 I knew you were 584 00:17:24,188 --> 00:17:26,232 a keeper. 585 00:17:26,274 --> 00:17:27,400 Oh. 586 00:17:27,442 --> 00:17:29,861 (rapid, rhythmic beeping, 587 00:17:27,442 --> 00:17:29,861 Barney sighs) 588 00:17:34,365 --> 00:17:36,326 I should go explain 589 00:17:34,365 --> 00:17:36,326 this to the super. 590 00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:38,286 Hey, come with. 591 00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:38,286 There's a small chance 592 00:17:38,328 --> 00:17:39,537 Jon Bon Jovi's 593 00:17:38,328 --> 00:17:39,537 down in the lobby. 594 00:17:39,579 --> 00:17:41,665 "You Give Love a Bad Name" 595 00:17:39,579 --> 00:17:41,665 is the first track 596 00:17:41,706 --> 00:17:42,874 on my "Get Psyched" mix! 597 00:17:42,916 --> 00:17:45,293 Mine, too! 598 00:17:51,466 --> 00:17:54,511 You still don't believe 599 00:17:51,466 --> 00:17:54,511 those two are for real? 600 00:17:54,552 --> 00:17:56,262 I'll take that. 601 00:17:56,304 --> 00:17:58,556 The Ted Mosby Store 602 00:17:56,304 --> 00:17:58,556 is officially closed. 603 00:17:58,598 --> 00:18:00,308 What spilled in here? 604 00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:01,476 Breast milk. 605 00:18:02,477 --> 00:18:04,354 Seriously, I give and give, 606 00:18:04,395 --> 00:18:07,691 and all I ask back 607 00:18:04,395 --> 00:18:07,691 is a little bit of respect. 608 00:18:13,279 --> 00:18:15,740 Okay, so tonight got weird. 609 00:18:15,782 --> 00:18:17,283 You have no idea. 610 00:18:17,325 --> 00:18:20,328 My mom's apparently ready 611 00:18:17,325 --> 00:18:20,328 to get back out there. 612 00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:22,497 Marshall, she told me 613 00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:22,497 all about it, 614 00:18:22,539 --> 00:18:24,332 and I was happy to help. 615 00:18:24,374 --> 00:18:25,876 You helped? Why? 616 00:18:25,917 --> 00:18:29,087 I know it's hard to think of 617 00:18:25,917 --> 00:18:29,087 your mom as a woman with needs, 618 00:18:29,128 --> 00:18:31,172 but you have to let 619 00:18:29,128 --> 00:18:31,172 her get out there 620 00:18:31,214 --> 00:18:34,092 and rediscover her sexuality 621 00:18:31,214 --> 00:18:34,092 with someone special. 622 00:18:34,133 --> 00:18:37,470 Oh, you don't know. 623 00:18:37,512 --> 00:18:40,807 No, uh, Marshall, 624 00:18:37,512 --> 00:18:40,807 I do know. 625 00:18:40,849 --> 00:18:43,351 You just think it's gross 626 00:18:40,849 --> 00:18:43,351 because it's your parent. 627 00:18:43,393 --> 00:18:44,519 But you know what? 628 00:18:44,561 --> 00:18:46,396 It's beautiful. 629 00:18:44,561 --> 00:18:46,396 Mm. 630 00:18:46,437 --> 00:18:49,190 My mom 631 00:18:49,232 --> 00:18:52,318 and your dad are humping. 632 00:18:55,154 --> 00:18:57,198 I think you should be happy 633 00:18:55,154 --> 00:18:57,198 for them. 634 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,783 What? Why? 635 00:18:58,825 --> 00:19:00,410 What is good about this? 636 00:19:00,451 --> 00:19:02,620 Well, first of all, 637 00:19:00,451 --> 00:19:02,620 respect to Mickey. 638 00:19:02,662 --> 00:19:05,040 Your mom's a piece. 639 00:19:05,082 --> 00:19:06,708 She's no Ted's mom, 640 00:19:05,082 --> 00:19:06,708 but she's a piece. 641 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,501 And secondly, 642 00:19:08,543 --> 00:19:11,629 I mean, it's nice 643 00:19:08,543 --> 00:19:11,629 that they found each other. 644 00:19:11,671 --> 00:19:14,382 Sometimes you fall for someone 645 00:19:11,671 --> 00:19:14,382 you'd never expect, 646 00:19:14,424 --> 00:19:16,342 but that doesn't make it wrong. 647 00:19:16,384 --> 00:19:19,512 Doesn't everyone deserve 648 00:19:16,384 --> 00:19:19,512 to be happy? 649 00:19:19,554 --> 00:19:22,974 I guess none of us thought 650 00:19:19,554 --> 00:19:22,974 of it that way. 651 00:19:23,016 --> 00:19:26,061 Next round's on me. 652 00:19:26,103 --> 00:19:28,229 Wow. 653 00:19:28,271 --> 00:19:29,647 I know. 654 00:19:29,689 --> 00:19:31,149 Barney's lost it. 655 00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:32,817 He needs an intervention. 656 00:19:32,859 --> 00:19:34,277 Oh! 657 00:19:32,859 --> 00:19:34,277 Oh! 658 00:19:32,859 --> 00:19:34,277 Oh... 659 00:19:34,318 --> 00:19:37,238 Robin, after 660 00:19:34,318 --> 00:19:37,238 everything we've seen, 661 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,532 do you still think 662 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,532 Barney's faking this? 663 00:19:39,574 --> 00:19:41,325 No, but we have 664 00:19:39,574 --> 00:19:41,325 to stop it. 665 00:19:41,367 --> 00:19:42,994 Barney is not 666 00:19:41,367 --> 00:19:42,994 Barney anymore. 667 00:19:43,036 --> 00:19:44,162 Well, people change. 668 00:19:44,203 --> 00:19:46,372 But not this fast 669 00:19:44,203 --> 00:19:46,372 and this drastically. 670 00:19:46,414 --> 00:19:48,416 This is a cry 671 00:19:46,414 --> 00:19:48,416 for help, okay? 672 00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:51,586 If I was out of control, I 673 00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:51,586 would want you guys to help me. 674 00:19:51,628 --> 00:19:54,631 So, what do you 675 00:19:51,628 --> 00:19:54,631 say? Intervention? 676 00:19:54,672 --> 00:19:57,675 Intervention. 677 00:19:57,717 --> 00:19:59,761 Oh, good. You're all here. 678 00:19:59,803 --> 00:20:01,220 Um, 679 00:20:01,262 --> 00:20:03,098 when Barney shows up, 680 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:05,183 it's important for him 681 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:05,183 not to feel ganged up on, 682 00:20:05,224 --> 00:20:06,434 so, let's start with, um, 683 00:20:06,476 --> 00:20:09,020 "We love you, 684 00:20:06,476 --> 00:20:09,020 and we're worried about you." 685 00:20:09,062 --> 00:20:12,231 We love you, 686 00:20:09,062 --> 00:20:12,231 and we're worried about you. 687 00:20:12,273 --> 00:20:14,192 Oh. Great. 688 00:20:14,233 --> 00:20:16,319 But you know, with less pity 689 00:20:14,233 --> 00:20:16,319 in your eyes. 690 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,362 Sweetie, sit down. 691 00:20:18,404 --> 00:20:21,908 Uh, no. Only the person getting 692 00:20:18,404 --> 00:20:21,908 the intervention sits down. 693 00:20:21,950 --> 00:20:25,411 Yeah. 694 00:20:25,453 --> 00:20:27,664 Oh. 695 00:20:27,705 --> 00:20:30,000 Please tell me 696 00:20:27,705 --> 00:20:30,000 this is about my drinking. 697 00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:34,378 Damn it. 698 00:20:39,342 --> 00:20:41,011 So, we, um... 699 00:20:39,342 --> 00:20:41,011 we just wanted to say 700 00:20:41,052 --> 00:20:43,721 that we're sorry for 701 00:20:41,052 --> 00:20:43,721 the way that we acted 702 00:20:43,763 --> 00:20:46,390 when we found out 703 00:20:43,763 --> 00:20:46,390 about you two. 704 00:20:48,392 --> 00:20:51,146 Your happiness is 705 00:20:48,392 --> 00:20:51,146 what is most important, 706 00:20:51,188 --> 00:20:55,274 so, if you two want to date, 707 00:20:51,188 --> 00:20:55,274 it's okay by us. 708 00:20:55,316 --> 00:20:57,152 Who said anything 709 00:20:55,316 --> 00:20:57,152 about dating? 710 00:20:57,194 --> 00:20:58,361 This is just 711 00:20:57,194 --> 00:20:58,361 about sex. 712 00:20:59,570 --> 00:21:04,075 We're family... 713 00:20:59,570 --> 00:21:04,075 with benefits.