1 00:00:01,978 --> 00:00:03,522 Can I get you guys 2 00:00:01,978 --> 00:00:03,522 anything to drink? 3 00:00:03,522 --> 00:00:04,523 Scotch, neat. 4 00:00:04,523 --> 00:00:05,524 Jinx. 5 00:00:08,818 --> 00:00:11,654 Oh, my... 6 00:00:11,654 --> 00:00:13,865 God. 7 00:00:13,865 --> 00:00:16,451 Kids, you may be wondering 8 00:00:13,865 --> 00:00:16,451 why five adults 9 00:00:16,451 --> 00:00:19,662 in their 30s would take 10 00:00:16,451 --> 00:00:19,662 a jinx so seriously. 11 00:00:19,662 --> 00:00:22,290 It all started one day 12 00:00:19,662 --> 00:00:22,290 five years ago. 13 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:23,666 Ooh, Van Helsing. 14 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:23,666 Ooh, Van Helsing. 15 00:00:23,666 --> 00:00:25,918 Jinx. You're jinxed. 16 00:00:25,918 --> 00:00:27,670 That means that you 17 00:00:25,918 --> 00:00:27,670 can't speak until someone 18 00:00:27,670 --> 00:00:29,464 who was present for the 19 00:00:27,670 --> 00:00:29,464 jinx says your name, 20 00:00:29,464 --> 00:00:32,258 or else you will have 21 00:00:29,464 --> 00:00:32,258 very bad luck. 22 00:00:32,258 --> 00:00:33,676 That's ridiculous. 23 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:36,137 You broke the jinx. 24 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:38,181 Marshall, I'm a grown-ass man. 25 00:00:38,181 --> 00:00:40,266 I'm on my building's 26 00:00:38,181 --> 00:00:40,266 co-op board. 27 00:00:40,266 --> 00:00:43,102 When I say a Pinot Noir tastes 28 00:00:40,266 --> 00:00:43,102 luxuriously earthy 29 00:00:43,102 --> 00:00:44,770 with a hint of rhubarb, 30 00:00:43,102 --> 00:00:44,770 I'm not faking it. 31 00:00:44,770 --> 00:00:46,189 I've had several 32 00:00:46,189 --> 00:00:48,816 of the same sexual partners 33 00:00:46,189 --> 00:00:48,816 as Henry Kissinger. 34 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:51,777 I'm not about to stop talking 35 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:51,777 just because I was jinxed. 36 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:55,156 Barney broke three limbs 37 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:56,699 and two vertebrae, 38 00:00:56,699 --> 00:00:58,368 but he never broke 39 00:00:56,699 --> 00:00:58,368 another jinx. 40 00:00:58,368 --> 00:01:01,496 In fact, he started taking 41 00:00:58,368 --> 00:01:01,496 jinxes way too seriously. 42 00:01:01,496 --> 00:01:04,165 Barney, I'm on hold 43 00:01:01,496 --> 00:01:04,165 with Sports Talk AM 44 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:06,167 to talk to my childhood hero 45 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:06,167 from the Minnesota Twins. 46 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:07,335 Who's your childhood hero? 47 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:09,170 Frank Viola. 48 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:09,170 Frank Viola... 49 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:09,170 jinx! 50 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:11,047 Hello, this is Frank. 51 00:01:11,047 --> 00:01:13,258 Anyone there? Hello? 52 00:01:13,258 --> 00:01:17,512 I can hear you breathing, 53 00:01:13,258 --> 00:01:17,512 you coward. 54 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:19,598 So, when someone 55 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:19,598 finally jinxed Barney 56 00:01:19,598 --> 00:01:21,015 for the first time in years, 57 00:01:21,015 --> 00:01:22,725 we were pretty psyched. 58 00:01:22,725 --> 00:01:24,436 The reign of terror is over! 59 00:01:24,436 --> 00:01:26,729 I've had this cigar 60 00:01:24,436 --> 00:01:26,729 in my pocket for two years, 61 00:01:26,729 --> 00:01:29,315 waiting for this moment. 62 00:01:29,315 --> 00:01:32,818 Aw, that would've been good 63 00:01:29,315 --> 00:01:32,818 about two years ago. 64 00:01:32,818 --> 00:01:34,820 Cheers. 65 00:01:35,863 --> 00:01:37,156 Huzzah! 66 00:01:35,863 --> 00:01:37,156 Huzzah. 67 00:01:37,156 --> 00:01:40,493 Oh, oh, oh, you want us 68 00:01:37,156 --> 00:01:40,493 to say your name 69 00:01:40,493 --> 00:01:42,161 and un-jinx you? 70 00:01:42,161 --> 00:01:43,538 I don't think so, pal. 71 00:01:43,538 --> 00:01:46,165 This is gonna 72 00:01:43,538 --> 00:01:46,165 be a long jinx. 73 00:01:46,165 --> 00:01:48,209 Like Yom Kippur 74 00:01:46,165 --> 00:01:48,209 services long. 75 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:50,503 The only difference is, 76 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:50,503 Yom Kippur's a fast 77 00:01:50,503 --> 00:01:53,005 and this one's 78 00:01:50,503 --> 00:01:53,005 gonna be a slow. 79 00:01:53,005 --> 00:01:54,507 Oh! 80 00:01:53,005 --> 00:01:54,507 Now, Ted, 81 00:01:54,507 --> 00:01:57,636 I was wondering if you could 82 00:01:54,507 --> 00:01:57,636 expand upon what you were saying 83 00:01:57,636 --> 00:02:00,221 earlier about 84 00:01:57,636 --> 00:02:00,221 antiquated currency. 85 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:01,347 Ah, yes, yes. 86 00:02:01,347 --> 00:02:03,266 Contrary to popular belief, 87 00:02:03,266 --> 00:02:06,603 the buffalo nickel was modeled 88 00:02:03,266 --> 00:02:06,603 on the Black Diamond bison 89 00:02:06,603 --> 00:02:10,189 rather than the more iconic 90 00:02:06,603 --> 00:02:10,189 Western Plains bison. 91 00:02:10,189 --> 00:02:11,524 To wit, 92 00:02:11,524 --> 00:02:13,151 if President Taft 93 00:02:11,524 --> 00:02:13,151 had had his way, 94 00:02:13,151 --> 00:02:15,736 we'd all be talking 95 00:02:13,151 --> 00:02:15,736 about the egret nickel. 96 00:02:30,793 --> 00:02:33,630 In the winter of 2012 97 00:02:30,793 --> 00:02:33,630 the skyscraper 98 00:02:33,630 --> 00:02:35,298 that I designed was 99 00:02:33,630 --> 00:02:35,298 about to open, 100 00:02:35,298 --> 00:02:38,217 which got me thinking 101 00:02:35,298 --> 00:02:38,217 about the most influential 102 00:02:38,217 --> 00:02:40,136 architecture professor 103 00:02:38,217 --> 00:02:40,136 I ever had. 104 00:02:40,136 --> 00:02:43,806 So when the children 105 00:02:40,136 --> 00:02:43,806 of our grandchildren's children 106 00:02:43,806 --> 00:02:47,143 ask us "Who were we," 107 00:02:43,806 --> 00:02:47,143 they'll find the answer carved 108 00:02:47,143 --> 00:02:51,814 into the granite poetry 109 00:02:47,143 --> 00:02:51,814 of our architecture. 110 00:02:51,814 --> 00:02:53,692 Okay. 111 00:02:53,692 --> 00:02:56,194 It doesn't get any 112 00:02:53,692 --> 00:02:56,194 better than that. 113 00:02:56,194 --> 00:02:58,571 Class dismissed. 114 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:04,452 Wow, just wow. 115 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:05,828 Do you need something? 116 00:03:05,828 --> 00:03:08,164 I have an apple I was hoping 117 00:03:05,828 --> 00:03:08,164 to eat in silence. 118 00:03:08,164 --> 00:03:11,000 Of course, 119 00:03:08,164 --> 00:03:11,000 Professor Vinick, I, um, 120 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,835 I-I sketched out a design, 121 00:03:12,835 --> 00:03:14,879 and it'd be such an honor 122 00:03:12,835 --> 00:03:14,879 if you took a look at it. 123 00:03:14,879 --> 00:03:16,964 Oh, well. 124 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:19,217 It is believed 125 00:03:19,217 --> 00:03:23,304 that it took the pharaohs 126 00:03:19,217 --> 00:03:23,304 over 100 years 127 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:25,223 to build the Sphinx. 128 00:03:26,182 --> 00:03:28,226 So... 129 00:03:28,226 --> 00:03:29,561 you think... 130 00:03:29,561 --> 00:03:31,563 I should spend more time on it? 131 00:03:31,563 --> 00:03:32,855 Oh, dear God, no. 132 00:03:32,855 --> 00:03:33,939 This is terrible. 133 00:03:33,939 --> 00:03:36,484 Then, why'd you mention 134 00:03:33,939 --> 00:03:36,484 the Sphinx? 135 00:03:38,361 --> 00:03:41,864 I find my mind is 136 00:03:38,361 --> 00:03:41,864 often with the Sphinx. 137 00:03:41,864 --> 00:03:44,701 Anyway, you'll never 138 00:03:41,864 --> 00:03:44,701 be an architect. 139 00:03:44,701 --> 00:03:45,868 You'll never be an architect. 140 00:03:45,868 --> 00:03:47,328 You'll never 141 00:03:45,868 --> 00:03:47,328 be an architect. 142 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:50,206 You'll never be an architect! 143 00:03:50,206 --> 00:03:52,500 Well, guess what. 144 00:03:50,206 --> 00:03:52,500 I sent Professor Vinick 145 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:54,252 the invitation 146 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:54,252 to the opening of my building, 147 00:03:54,252 --> 00:03:56,170 so he'll see that 148 00:03:54,252 --> 00:03:56,170 I did become an architect, 149 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:58,339 and that I've moved past 150 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:58,339 his petty, hurtful words. 151 00:03:58,339 --> 00:04:00,174 Wow. 152 00:04:00,174 --> 00:04:01,676 15 years later and you're 153 00:04:00,174 --> 00:04:01,676 still this obsessed. 154 00:04:01,676 --> 00:04:03,428 Yeah, if Vinick ever 155 00:04:01,676 --> 00:04:03,428 goes missing, 156 00:04:03,428 --> 00:04:05,680 the cops are gonna come looking 157 00:04:03,428 --> 00:04:05,680 for him in your basement. 158 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,558 Totally, he's Ted's pit guy. 159 00:04:08,558 --> 00:04:10,268 How dare you? 160 00:04:10,268 --> 00:04:11,227 And what is that? 161 00:04:11,227 --> 00:04:13,104 A pit guy is someone 162 00:04:13,104 --> 00:04:15,273 you've been obsessed with 163 00:04:13,104 --> 00:04:15,273 for so long... 164 00:04:15,273 --> 00:04:16,899 that it's driven you 165 00:04:15,273 --> 00:04:16,899 crazy enough 166 00:04:16,899 --> 00:04:19,193 to throw them 167 00:04:16,899 --> 00:04:19,193 in a pit in your basement 168 00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:20,779 like in The Silence 169 00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:20,779 of the Lambs. 170 00:04:25,908 --> 00:04:28,536 I'm not gonna Silence 171 00:04:25,908 --> 00:04:28,536 of the Lambs him. 172 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:29,788 At most, 173 00:04:29,788 --> 00:04:31,748 I'd Revenge of the Nerds him. 174 00:04:31,748 --> 00:04:33,416 Though I don't see 175 00:04:31,748 --> 00:04:33,416 a scenario where he agrees 176 00:04:33,416 --> 00:04:34,875 to play me in a pentathlon. 177 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:38,129 Yeah, I'm with Ted... there 178 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:38,129 is no one I hate enough 179 00:04:38,129 --> 00:04:40,172 to throw into a pit. 180 00:04:40,172 --> 00:04:41,924 What? 181 00:04:41,924 --> 00:04:44,510 When Robin's most hated 182 00:04:41,924 --> 00:04:44,510 coworker Patrice 183 00:04:44,510 --> 00:04:45,720 started dating Barney, 184 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,555 she became obsessed. 185 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:50,141 Patrice, Patrice goes 186 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:50,141 in your pit. 187 00:04:50,141 --> 00:04:53,728 Guys, I told you, I am done 188 00:04:50,141 --> 00:04:53,728 obsessing about Patrice. 189 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:55,062 Just drop her. 190 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:57,356 Drop her in a pit. 191 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:57,356 Enough. 192 00:04:57,356 --> 00:04:59,567 We all have people that 193 00:04:57,356 --> 00:04:59,567 we would throw in our pits, 194 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:02,111 and I'm sure we all have people 195 00:05:02,111 --> 00:05:04,656 who would like to throw us 196 00:05:02,111 --> 00:05:04,656 in their pits. 197 00:05:04,656 --> 00:05:06,491 Yeah, if Marshall 198 00:05:04,656 --> 00:05:06,491 or I ever go missing, 199 00:05:06,491 --> 00:05:08,660 I'll tell you whose 200 00:05:06,491 --> 00:05:08,660 basement to look in. 201 00:05:08,660 --> 00:05:10,328 Daryl LaCourte. 202 00:05:10,328 --> 00:05:12,580 Oh, no. 203 00:05:10,328 --> 00:05:12,580 It's creepy Daryl. 204 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:13,456 Let's get out of here 205 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:13,456 before he sees us. 206 00:05:13,456 --> 00:05:16,125 Hey, hot sack 207 00:05:13,456 --> 00:05:16,125 coming through. 208 00:05:16,125 --> 00:05:18,169 Ha... ha... 209 00:05:18,169 --> 00:05:19,796 Hi, Daryl. 210 00:05:18,169 --> 00:05:19,796 Hey, Daryl. 211 00:05:18,169 --> 00:05:19,796 Hey! 212 00:05:19,796 --> 00:05:22,131 I feel like I never see 213 00:05:19,796 --> 00:05:22,131 you guys anymore. 214 00:05:22,131 --> 00:05:24,216 Like whenever I'm getting 215 00:05:22,131 --> 00:05:24,216 to a party, you're just leaving. 216 00:05:24,216 --> 00:05:25,301 Even that party 217 00:05:25,301 --> 00:05:27,136 at your place... 218 00:05:25,301 --> 00:05:27,136 you guys just raced off 219 00:05:27,136 --> 00:05:28,387 into the night at 7:30. 220 00:05:28,387 --> 00:05:29,639 That's weird. 221 00:05:29,639 --> 00:05:32,350 But this is great... 222 00:05:29,639 --> 00:05:32,350 the three hackmigos 223 00:05:32,350 --> 00:05:35,478 back together again. 224 00:05:35,478 --> 00:05:38,481 We played Hacky Sack together 225 00:05:35,478 --> 00:05:38,481 once freshman year, Daryl. 226 00:05:38,481 --> 00:05:40,191 Once. 227 00:05:40,191 --> 00:05:41,818 November 14, 1996. 228 00:05:41,818 --> 00:05:42,861 That is the best memory ever. 229 00:05:42,861 --> 00:05:43,820 Sure. 230 00:05:45,530 --> 00:05:48,157 The three hackmigos 231 00:05:45,530 --> 00:05:48,157 for life. 232 00:05:48,157 --> 00:05:50,201 To this day, we are 233 00:05:48,157 --> 00:05:50,201 still getting e-mails 234 00:05:50,201 --> 00:05:52,077 and posts from Daryl. 235 00:05:52,077 --> 00:05:54,330 He has commented 236 00:05:52,077 --> 00:05:54,330 on every photo 237 00:05:54,330 --> 00:05:56,749 of Baby Marvin 238 00:05:54,330 --> 00:05:56,749 we have ever posted, 239 00:05:56,749 --> 00:05:57,583 and then 240 00:05:57,583 --> 00:06:01,504 he comments on his own comments. 241 00:06:05,216 --> 00:06:07,385 Hey, guys, look, 242 00:06:05,216 --> 00:06:07,385 it's Bar... 243 00:06:07,385 --> 00:06:08,469 none, my favorite 244 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:09,470 non-speaking 245 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:11,138 jinxed person 246 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:11,138 in the world. 247 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:12,139 How was 248 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:13,558 your day? 249 00:06:35,329 --> 00:06:37,081 Yeah, I didn't get 250 00:06:35,329 --> 00:06:37,081 a word of that. 251 00:06:37,081 --> 00:06:38,332 Sorry, buddy. 252 00:06:38,332 --> 00:06:41,836 Ah, Scherbatsky, it's 253 00:06:38,332 --> 00:06:41,836 my favorite time of year. 254 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:43,629 Didn't know 255 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:43,629 you liked Christmas so much. 256 00:06:43,629 --> 00:06:45,297 No, year-end reviews. 257 00:06:45,297 --> 00:06:46,758 We get to fire some people. 258 00:06:46,758 --> 00:06:49,260 Get into the spirit. 259 00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:51,095 Look, Sandy, you might 260 00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:51,095 enjoy firing people 261 00:06:51,095 --> 00:06:52,221 for petty personal differences. 262 00:06:52,221 --> 00:06:54,306 I'd hardly call giving 263 00:06:52,221 --> 00:06:54,306 me gonorrhea 264 00:06:54,306 --> 00:06:55,850 a petty personal difference. 265 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:57,727 But I am a professional, 266 00:06:57,727 --> 00:06:59,812 and I would never fire someone 267 00:06:57,727 --> 00:06:59,812 for unprofessional reasons. 268 00:06:59,812 --> 00:07:01,397 Well, somebody's got to go. 269 00:07:01,397 --> 00:07:04,442 Kids, the thing 270 00:07:01,397 --> 00:07:04,442 about pit people, 271 00:07:04,442 --> 00:07:05,985 sometimes you don't 272 00:07:04,442 --> 00:07:05,985 even know you have one 273 00:07:05,985 --> 00:07:08,696 until you have 274 00:07:05,985 --> 00:07:08,696 a chance to push 'em in. 275 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:10,114 Hi, Robin. 276 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,202 Not happening, bro. 277 00:07:17,371 --> 00:07:19,415 Not happening, bro. 278 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:24,128 Hand get tired? 279 00:07:24,128 --> 00:07:26,171 Not happening, bro. 280 00:07:26,171 --> 00:07:28,215 I hold in my hand 281 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:30,635 the RSVP from Professor Vinick. 282 00:07:30,635 --> 00:07:31,594 Uh-huh. 283 00:07:31,594 --> 00:07:33,345 Ah, he's checked 284 00:07:33,345 --> 00:07:35,180 "Will not attend," 285 00:07:33,345 --> 00:07:35,180 which is fine, 286 00:07:35,180 --> 00:07:37,767 because all I needed 287 00:07:35,180 --> 00:07:37,767 to know was that he knows. 288 00:07:37,767 --> 00:07:41,604 So now I will throw this in 289 00:07:37,767 --> 00:07:41,604 the trash and never look at it. 290 00:07:41,604 --> 00:07:43,481 What's this? 291 00:07:43,481 --> 00:07:45,441 "I believe you've sent this 292 00:07:43,481 --> 00:07:45,441 to the wrong person. 293 00:07:45,441 --> 00:07:48,402 I have no idea 294 00:07:45,441 --> 00:07:48,402 who Ted Mosby is." 295 00:07:48,402 --> 00:07:51,405 Uh-oh. 296 00:07:48,402 --> 00:07:51,405 Uh-oh. 297 00:07:52,490 --> 00:07:55,367 Oh, you'll remember who I am, 298 00:07:52,490 --> 00:07:55,367 Professor Vinick. 299 00:07:55,367 --> 00:07:58,496 You'll never forget it. 300 00:07:58,496 --> 00:08:00,539 Not happening, bro. 301 00:08:04,126 --> 00:08:06,378 Ted, just because we're coming 302 00:08:04,126 --> 00:08:06,378 with you to Wesleyan 303 00:08:06,378 --> 00:08:08,006 does not mean that we condone 304 00:08:06,378 --> 00:08:08,006 your behavior. 305 00:08:08,006 --> 00:08:09,757 Just using it as an excuse 306 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:12,760 to see the old campus... 307 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,137 and maybe watch you have 308 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,137 a complete mental breakdown. 309 00:08:15,137 --> 00:08:18,307 What are you even gonna do 310 00:08:15,137 --> 00:08:18,307 when you see Professor Vinick? 311 00:08:18,307 --> 00:08:20,643 Oh, I'll tell you 312 00:08:18,307 --> 00:08:20,643 what I'm gonna do. 313 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:26,691 Sweet merciful Franks Gehry 314 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:26,691 and Lloyd Wright, 315 00:08:26,691 --> 00:08:29,861 from what brilliant mind was 316 00:08:26,691 --> 00:08:29,861 this work of art sired? 317 00:08:29,861 --> 00:08:31,445 Mosby. 318 00:08:31,445 --> 00:08:34,406 Ted Mosby. 319 00:08:34,406 --> 00:08:37,035 Architect. 320 00:08:37,035 --> 00:08:38,202 But that's-that's... 321 00:08:38,202 --> 00:08:40,162 Impossible? 322 00:08:40,162 --> 00:08:42,456 Looks like 323 00:08:40,162 --> 00:08:42,456 you were wrong, Vinick. 324 00:08:42,456 --> 00:08:45,167 Dead wrong. 325 00:08:51,465 --> 00:08:53,217 No! 326 00:08:57,179 --> 00:08:59,223 Be careful, Ted. 327 00:08:59,223 --> 00:09:03,061 Revenge fantasies never 328 00:08:59,223 --> 00:09:03,061 work out the way you want. 329 00:09:03,061 --> 00:09:05,270 Especially dance- 330 00:09:03,061 --> 00:09:05,270 based revenge. 331 00:09:06,355 --> 00:09:07,439 My prom was rough, guys. 332 00:09:07,439 --> 00:09:08,774 Ooh! 333 00:09:08,774 --> 00:09:09,901 We're almost there. 334 00:09:09,901 --> 00:09:12,194 Oh, I can't wait 335 00:09:09,901 --> 00:09:12,194 to see the old campus. 336 00:09:12,194 --> 00:09:14,906 I'm gonna grab one of those 337 00:09:12,194 --> 00:09:14,906 giant dining hall hot dogs. 338 00:09:14,906 --> 00:09:16,741 Oh, I love those huge wieners. 339 00:09:19,201 --> 00:09:21,079 I'm not so sure you heard me. 340 00:09:21,079 --> 00:09:25,207 I said, "I love 341 00:09:21,079 --> 00:09:25,207 those huge wieners." 342 00:09:25,207 --> 00:09:26,208 I love them. 343 00:09:26,208 --> 00:09:27,292 In my mouth. 344 00:09:29,253 --> 00:09:33,007 So, let me ask you a few 345 00:09:29,253 --> 00:09:33,007 questions, Clarice... Patrice. 346 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:35,342 How would you rate 347 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:35,342 your performance 348 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,219 in the last six months? 349 00:09:37,219 --> 00:09:39,221 Well, I don't like 350 00:09:37,219 --> 00:09:39,221 to talk about myself, 351 00:09:39,221 --> 00:09:41,599 but all my coworkers deserve 352 00:09:39,221 --> 00:09:41,599 an A-double-plus, 353 00:09:41,599 --> 00:09:43,059 that's for suresies. 354 00:09:43,059 --> 00:09:44,309 Ooh, 355 00:09:44,309 --> 00:09:46,104 fancy lotion. 356 00:09:46,104 --> 00:09:49,440 It puts the lotion 357 00:09:46,104 --> 00:09:49,440 in the basket. 358 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:52,234 It's just, this is 359 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:52,234 really nice lotion. 360 00:09:52,234 --> 00:09:54,112 And what a pretty basket, Robin. 361 00:09:54,112 --> 00:09:56,530 I know, that's why 362 00:09:54,112 --> 00:09:56,530 I bought it, Patrice! 363 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:00,034 Man, it's like 364 00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,577 nothing has changed. 365 00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,577 Mmm, I know. 366 00:10:01,577 --> 00:10:05,247 The bun, the relish. 367 00:10:09,251 --> 00:10:10,628 That's a knee. 368 00:10:10,628 --> 00:10:12,296 It's a beautifully 369 00:10:10,628 --> 00:10:12,296 drawn knee, so? 370 00:10:18,761 --> 00:10:21,430 That's a barn. 371 00:10:21,430 --> 00:10:24,266 Oh, knee barn, right. 372 00:10:24,266 --> 00:10:25,267 That's a great idea, Lily. 373 00:10:25,267 --> 00:10:26,560 On the way home, 374 00:10:25,267 --> 00:10:26,560 we should stop 375 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,770 at the knee barn, 376 00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:29,438 pick us up some 377 00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:29,438 wholesale knees. 378 00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:29,438 Yeah. 379 00:10:30,439 --> 00:10:33,317 Marshall? Lily! 380 00:10:33,317 --> 00:10:35,736 You... you're here. 381 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:38,781 Hi, Daryl. 382 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:38,781 Hi, Daryl. 383 00:10:38,781 --> 00:10:39,740 Hi. 384 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,283 Wow, 385 00:10:41,283 --> 00:10:42,367 after all these years. 386 00:10:42,367 --> 00:10:45,245 You look just like you do 387 00:10:42,367 --> 00:10:45,245 in my paintings. 388 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,457 Come here, guys. 389 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:52,419 There are men 390 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:52,419 and there are gods. 391 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:55,714 Antoni Gaudí was both. 392 00:10:55,714 --> 00:10:58,300 There are jerk faces 393 00:10:55,714 --> 00:10:58,300 and there are buttholes. 394 00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:01,179 Professor Vinick was both. 395 00:11:01,179 --> 00:11:02,429 Good one, Ted. 396 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:06,308 Come on, Vinick, 397 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:06,308 give me an opening. 398 00:11:06,308 --> 00:11:08,102 Gaudí's architecture 399 00:11:06,308 --> 00:11:08,102 gave expression 400 00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:12,190 to the anarchic geometric form 401 00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:12,190 of nature. 402 00:11:12,190 --> 00:11:14,733 "Gaudí's architecture..." 403 00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:17,319 Actually, that's 404 00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:17,319 a really good point. 405 00:11:33,836 --> 00:11:38,216 Okay, it doesn't get 406 00:11:33,836 --> 00:11:38,216 any better than that. 407 00:11:38,216 --> 00:11:41,343 No, it doesn't. 408 00:11:41,343 --> 00:11:44,346 What are you 409 00:11:41,343 --> 00:11:44,346 doing here, Daryl? 410 00:11:44,346 --> 00:11:47,183 Well, I live 411 00:11:44,346 --> 00:11:47,183 right down the street. 412 00:11:47,183 --> 00:11:49,143 But I work 413 00:11:47,183 --> 00:11:49,143 right here. 414 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:51,311 Whoa. 415 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:51,311 Oh, boy. 416 00:11:53,022 --> 00:11:54,982 Are those... 417 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:57,776 our, 418 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:57,776 our faces up there, buddy? 419 00:11:57,776 --> 00:11:58,986 Hack, yeah! 420 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,030 It was just as much 421 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,030 your idea as mine 422 00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:03,365 to open up a Hacky Sack store 423 00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:03,365 here at Wesleyan. 424 00:12:03,365 --> 00:12:05,492 So you never left? 425 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,161 Once. I met a girl 426 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,161 on Craigslist, 427 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:10,081 and I flew to Boston 428 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:10,081 to meet her. 429 00:12:10,081 --> 00:12:12,250 She was a man, 300 pounds, 430 00:12:10,081 --> 00:12:12,250 and robbed me. 431 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:14,418 Still, the best 432 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:14,418 night of my life. 433 00:12:14,418 --> 00:12:16,045 Until now! 434 00:12:16,045 --> 00:12:18,505 The three hackmigos 435 00:12:16,045 --> 00:12:18,505 back together again! 436 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:21,466 You know, I've been waiting 437 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:21,466 forever to give you something. 438 00:12:21,466 --> 00:12:23,177 You're coming with me 439 00:12:21,466 --> 00:12:23,177 to my house, 440 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:24,720 and I'm not taking no 441 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:24,720 for an answer. 442 00:12:26,597 --> 00:12:28,224 Dude, this is your chance. 443 00:12:28,224 --> 00:12:30,642 Set me free, 444 00:12:28,224 --> 00:12:30,642 and I will lie you out 445 00:12:30,642 --> 00:12:31,936 of this creepy nightmare. 446 00:12:31,936 --> 00:12:33,062 This is a tough one. 447 00:12:33,062 --> 00:12:35,397 On the one hand, we might die. 448 00:12:35,397 --> 00:12:37,942 On the other, you're jinxed. 449 00:12:37,942 --> 00:12:40,069 Let me free, Marshall. 450 00:12:40,069 --> 00:12:42,154 This guy could be violent. 451 00:12:42,154 --> 00:12:45,241 Violent... Viola... 452 00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:47,285 Frank Viola. 453 00:12:47,285 --> 00:12:52,123 We would love to come 454 00:12:47,285 --> 00:12:52,123 to your house, Daryl! 455 00:12:52,123 --> 00:12:54,208 Yeah! 456 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,210 Okay, um... 457 00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:58,587 how often are you 458 00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:58,587 and Barney doing it? 459 00:12:58,587 --> 00:13:00,839 That's a strange question, 460 00:12:58,587 --> 00:13:00,839 Robin. 461 00:13:00,839 --> 00:13:02,800 You're right. 462 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,635 Maybe I should leave. 463 00:13:04,635 --> 00:13:06,095 Yeah, maybe 464 00:13:04,635 --> 00:13:06,095 you should. 465 00:13:06,095 --> 00:13:07,138 You're fired. 466 00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:11,725 Wow. Just wow. 467 00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:15,187 Ted Mosby. 468 00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:15,187 I'm a former student of yours. 469 00:13:15,187 --> 00:13:17,439 You know, I actually became 470 00:13:15,187 --> 00:13:17,439 an architect. 471 00:13:17,439 --> 00:13:19,483 Any chance you remember me? 472 00:13:19,483 --> 00:13:22,278 Oh, please excuse me, I've been 473 00:13:19,483 --> 00:13:22,278 teaching for over 20 years. 474 00:13:22,278 --> 00:13:25,072 All the faces start 475 00:13:22,278 --> 00:13:25,072 to blend together 476 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:28,200 unless you have a, a weird 477 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:28,200 mustache or, or something. 478 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:31,078 Junior year I tried 479 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:31,078 to grow muttonchops, 480 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,747 but people kept saying 481 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,747 my face made them nauseous. 482 00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:37,251 Well, not people. You. 483 00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,628 Anyway, I would be honored 484 00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,628 if you, 485 00:13:39,628 --> 00:13:41,713 if you took a look 486 00:13:39,628 --> 00:13:41,713 at my building. 487 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,260 This... 488 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:49,263 is hideous. 489 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:51,265 You'll never be an architect. 490 00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,475 You'll never be an architect. 491 00:13:53,475 --> 00:13:54,476 You'll never be an architect. 492 00:13:53,475 --> 00:13:54,476 You'll never be an architect! 493 00:13:54,476 --> 00:13:56,603 You'll never be an architect. 494 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:59,315 Wait. I was mistaken. 495 00:13:59,315 --> 00:14:01,650 You most definitely 496 00:13:59,315 --> 00:14:01,650 will be an architect. 497 00:14:01,650 --> 00:14:03,027 Really? 498 00:14:03,027 --> 00:14:04,195 These are astonishing, 499 00:14:04,195 --> 00:14:06,989 Handlebar Pete. 500 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:12,203 So, when you said 501 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:12,203 "surprise in your house," 502 00:14:12,203 --> 00:14:15,706 what you really meant was 503 00:14:12,203 --> 00:14:15,706 "surprise in the poorly lit 504 00:14:15,706 --> 00:14:18,167 windowless basement 505 00:14:15,706 --> 00:14:18,167 of your house." 506 00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:21,045 Oh, you guys are gonna love 507 00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:21,045 what I have to show you. 508 00:14:21,045 --> 00:14:24,756 I am so excited, I could just 509 00:14:21,045 --> 00:14:24,756 cry and laugh and scream 510 00:14:24,756 --> 00:14:28,552 and just punch the wall 511 00:14:24,756 --> 00:14:28,552 over and over and over 512 00:14:24,756 --> 00:14:28,552 and over and over! 513 00:14:28,552 --> 00:14:30,054 Could we just see it, 514 00:14:30,054 --> 00:14:31,013 like, up in the 515 00:14:30,054 --> 00:14:31,013 living room 516 00:14:31,013 --> 00:14:35,517 or anywhere less... 517 00:14:31,013 --> 00:14:35,517 gimp-storagey? 518 00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:36,685 I just realized 519 00:14:36,685 --> 00:14:39,521 I want to take 520 00:14:36,685 --> 00:14:39,521 a picture of this. 521 00:14:39,521 --> 00:14:42,066 I want to put your faces 522 00:14:39,521 --> 00:14:42,066 on my mantel like a trophy. 523 00:14:42,066 --> 00:14:43,150 Like a trophy! 524 00:14:45,236 --> 00:14:49,114 Aah...! 525 00:14:45,236 --> 00:14:49,114 Aah...! 526 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:56,080 Here I come. 527 00:14:56,080 --> 00:15:00,709 And I've got 528 00:14:56,080 --> 00:15:00,709 your surprise 529 00:14:56,080 --> 00:15:00,709 right here! 530 00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:02,627 No! We don't want 531 00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:02,627 your surprise, Daryl! 532 00:15:03,212 --> 00:15:05,130 We're not your amigos, 533 00:15:05,130 --> 00:15:06,673 we're definitely 534 00:15:05,130 --> 00:15:06,673 not your hackmigos. 535 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,426 And before you murder us, 536 00:15:08,426 --> 00:15:10,761 you should know 537 00:15:08,426 --> 00:15:10,761 that we have a child! 538 00:15:10,761 --> 00:15:13,180 He probably has 539 00:15:10,761 --> 00:15:13,180 eight or nine! 540 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:15,140 What? Murder? 541 00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:18,143 I wanted to give you a check. 542 00:15:19,103 --> 00:15:21,563 For $100,000... 543 00:15:21,563 --> 00:15:25,734 for coming up with the idea 544 00:15:21,563 --> 00:15:25,734 of the Three Hackmigos with me. 545 00:15:25,734 --> 00:15:29,571 I brought you down here 546 00:15:25,734 --> 00:15:29,571 to show you all my inventory. 547 00:15:29,571 --> 00:15:32,032 Business has really exploded. 548 00:15:33,575 --> 00:15:35,577 I mean, I'm sort 549 00:15:33,575 --> 00:15:35,577 of the Mark Zuckerberg 550 00:15:35,577 --> 00:15:38,330 of jam-band concert 551 00:15:35,577 --> 00:15:38,330 parking lot athletics. 552 00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:39,415 Well, second. 553 00:15:39,415 --> 00:15:42,334 But I'm coming for you, 554 00:15:39,415 --> 00:15:42,334 Devil Stick Ron. 555 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,672 Why would you fire me? 556 00:15:47,672 --> 00:15:51,218 Because nobody should be 557 00:15:47,672 --> 00:15:51,218 as happy as you are. 558 00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:56,140 And also your cookies... 559 00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:56,140 they're only pretty good. 560 00:16:00,436 --> 00:16:03,147 Robin, is this really about me? 561 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,109 No, it's not. 562 00:16:12,490 --> 00:16:17,244 The old "fire and bang." 563 00:16:12,490 --> 00:16:17,244 Respect, Scherbatsky. 564 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,708 Hey, Ted, I see 565 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,708 you're holding a little 566 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,708 version of your building. 567 00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:26,044 So I assume it all worked out? 568 00:16:26,044 --> 00:16:28,713 I realized, since I work 569 00:16:26,044 --> 00:16:28,713 in a three-dimensional medium, 570 00:16:28,713 --> 00:16:31,175 the only way to really stick it 571 00:16:28,713 --> 00:16:31,175 to Vinick would be 572 00:16:31,175 --> 00:16:33,051 with a three-dimensional model. 573 00:16:33,051 --> 00:16:35,012 Whatever you do, 574 00:16:33,051 --> 00:16:35,012 don't march in there 575 00:16:35,012 --> 00:16:36,638 thinking, "I'm 576 00:16:35,012 --> 00:16:36,638 gonna do the worm. 577 00:16:36,638 --> 00:16:38,640 That'll show 'em!" 578 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:39,766 Seriously, guys, 579 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,311 I can't stress enough 580 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,311 how bad my prom was. 581 00:16:42,311 --> 00:16:44,480 Speaking of the past... 582 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:47,691 Wow, we feel like idiots. 583 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:47,691 We're sorry. 584 00:16:47,691 --> 00:16:50,235 You know, honestly, 585 00:16:47,691 --> 00:16:50,235 it's fine. 586 00:16:50,235 --> 00:16:52,029 Look how great I'm doing. 587 00:16:52,029 --> 00:16:53,780 Look at what I've built. 588 00:16:52,029 --> 00:16:53,780 I don't need 589 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,324 the validation 590 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,324 of some people from college 591 00:16:55,324 --> 00:16:56,658 to feel good about myself. 592 00:16:56,658 --> 00:16:58,994 My life is amazing! 593 00:16:58,994 --> 00:17:01,705 I own a timeshare in 594 00:16:58,994 --> 00:17:01,705 St. Barts with P-Funk! 595 00:17:01,705 --> 00:17:03,415 The, the whole band? 596 00:17:03,415 --> 00:17:05,042 Yeah. 597 00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:07,044 Do you guys jam? 598 00:17:07,044 --> 00:17:10,548 That's all we do. 599 00:17:11,882 --> 00:17:12,716 So, you completely rejected 600 00:17:12,716 --> 00:17:13,967 the guy who's been obsessing 601 00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:18,096 about you for 16 years, 602 00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:18,096 and he was okay with it? 603 00:17:18,096 --> 00:17:19,515 Whoa. 604 00:17:19,515 --> 00:17:23,310 Is creepy Daryl more emotionally 605 00:17:19,515 --> 00:17:23,310 adjusted than I am? 606 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,437 Kids, sometimes in life 607 00:17:25,437 --> 00:17:27,689 you'll make a pit 608 00:17:25,437 --> 00:17:27,689 for someone in your mind. 609 00:17:27,689 --> 00:17:32,777 But ultimately the only person 610 00:17:27,689 --> 00:17:32,777 in that pit is yourself. 611 00:17:33,695 --> 00:17:36,198 I'm sorry. 612 00:17:36,198 --> 00:17:39,201 Just seeing you with Barney 613 00:17:36,198 --> 00:17:39,201 has brought up 614 00:17:39,201 --> 00:17:41,245 some old feelings, 615 00:17:39,201 --> 00:17:41,245 and I... 616 00:17:41,245 --> 00:17:43,288 I really don't like feelings. 617 00:17:43,288 --> 00:17:48,335 But that's not your fault 618 00:17:43,288 --> 00:17:48,335 or Barney's fault. 619 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:51,088 It's just really hard 620 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:51,088 seeing you with him. 621 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,801 Which means there's 622 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,801 only one person 623 00:17:56,801 --> 00:17:59,721 who can let you out of the pit. 624 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:13,235 So you fired Patrice? 625 00:18:13,235 --> 00:18:15,195 No, she's staying. 626 00:18:21,619 --> 00:18:25,122 Let's get out of here, guys. 627 00:18:25,122 --> 00:18:27,082 Oh, Mr. Mosby. 628 00:18:27,082 --> 00:18:28,292 You built a model 629 00:18:27,082 --> 00:18:28,292 of your building. 630 00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:29,918 No. 631 00:18:29,918 --> 00:18:32,754 Why? To prove 632 00:18:29,918 --> 00:18:32,754 some sort of point? 633 00:18:32,754 --> 00:18:34,172 This is just sad. 634 00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:35,591 No, no, 635 00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:35,591 I was just throwing it out. 636 00:18:35,591 --> 00:18:38,051 Sure, you were. 637 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:39,219 No! 638 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:42,097 No, I-I-I had a 639 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:42,097 transcendent moment 640 00:18:42,097 --> 00:18:44,642 where I found emotional clarity! 641 00:18:44,642 --> 00:18:45,767 And I realize shouting that 642 00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:48,312 makes it seem like 643 00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:48,312 it's not true, but I did! 644 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,023 Yeah, we're gonna grab 645 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,023 some snacks. 646 00:18:52,023 --> 00:18:53,733 You guys want anything? 647 00:18:55,527 --> 00:18:56,528 Spicy beef jerky. 648 00:18:56,528 --> 00:18:58,489 Got you loud and clear. 649 00:19:04,786 --> 00:19:06,121 Oh, my God! 650 00:19:04,786 --> 00:19:06,121 Barney! 651 00:19:06,121 --> 00:19:07,289 You unjinxed me! 652 00:19:07,289 --> 00:19:08,873 I'm free! If the bison 653 00:19:08,873 --> 00:19:11,168 on the nickel could hear you 654 00:19:08,873 --> 00:19:11,168 talk about them, 655 00:19:11,168 --> 00:19:12,794 they would diminish their 656 00:19:11,168 --> 00:19:12,794 population even further 657 00:19:11,168 --> 00:19:12,794 on purpose. 658 00:19:12,794 --> 00:19:15,547 If Lily wants a big wiener in 659 00:19:12,794 --> 00:19:15,547 her mouth, she's got my number. 660 00:19:15,547 --> 00:19:17,841 And I'm sorry that you took the 661 00:19:15,547 --> 00:19:17,841 rap for all the farting on 662 00:19:17,841 --> 00:19:19,510 the car ride up here. 663 00:19:17,841 --> 00:19:19,510 That was me! 664 00:19:19,510 --> 00:19:21,637 The ring! 665 00:19:19,510 --> 00:19:21,637 What's, what's, what's the ring? 666 00:19:21,637 --> 00:19:24,515 Right, the ring. I'm gonna ask 667 00:19:21,637 --> 00:19:24,515 Patrice to marry me. 668 00:19:24,515 --> 00:19:25,557 Are you serious? 669 00:19:25,557 --> 00:19:27,518 Jinx! Good! 670 00:19:27,518 --> 00:19:29,520 I need to say some things 671 00:19:27,518 --> 00:19:29,520 without you interrupting. 672 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:32,814 Yes, I am serious. 673 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:32,814 I know that if you could talk, 674 00:19:32,814 --> 00:19:34,650 you'd say that I'm crazy 675 00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:36,234 or that I'm overcorrecting 676 00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:36,234 or that I'm moving too fast. 677 00:19:36,234 --> 00:19:37,611 But you would be wrong. 678 00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:40,155 Look, I have banged my way 679 00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:40,155 through every bimbo 680 00:19:40,155 --> 00:19:42,032 in the tristate area, 681 00:19:40,155 --> 00:19:42,032 and it left me 682 00:19:42,032 --> 00:19:44,159 feeling nothing but, but broken. 683 00:19:44,159 --> 00:19:47,245 But now, with Patrice, 684 00:19:47,245 --> 00:19:50,708 for the first time in my life, 685 00:19:47,245 --> 00:19:50,708 I feel settled and happy. 686 00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:53,126 I want to feel this way forever. 687 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:56,004 So tomorrow night on the roof 688 00:19:56,004 --> 00:19:57,339 of the World Wide News 689 00:19:56,004 --> 00:19:57,339 building... 690 00:19:57,339 --> 00:19:58,716 that's Patrice's favorite spot... 691 00:19:58,716 --> 00:20:00,592 I'm gonna ask her to marry me. 692 00:20:00,592 --> 00:20:02,720 Ah, poot-tu-tat! 693 00:20:00,592 --> 00:20:02,720 You're jinxed. 694 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:05,055 I'll unjinx you if you'll follow 695 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:05,055 these two rules: 696 00:20:05,055 --> 00:20:07,182 you can't try to talk me 697 00:20:05,055 --> 00:20:07,182 out of it, 698 00:20:07,182 --> 00:20:11,811 and two: you can't tell anybody. 699 00:20:07,182 --> 00:20:11,811 Agreed? 700 00:20:15,399 --> 00:20:17,401 It's a jinx swear, 701 00:20:15,399 --> 00:20:17,401 so if you break it, 702 00:20:17,401 --> 00:20:19,528 I get to hit you in the nuts 703 00:20:17,401 --> 00:20:19,528 three times 704 00:20:19,528 --> 00:20:21,112 with a Wiffle ball bat. 705 00:20:23,073 --> 00:20:25,825 Thank you... Ted. 706 00:20:28,453 --> 00:20:30,539 Hey... 707 00:20:32,123 --> 00:20:33,667 Hi, guys! 708 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,252 No. But you're jinxed! 709 00:20:35,252 --> 00:20:37,755 I tricked Ted 710 00:20:35,252 --> 00:20:37,755 into saying my name. 711 00:20:37,755 --> 00:20:39,256 Aw, come on, Ted! 712 00:20:39,256 --> 00:20:41,132 Jinx! Jinx! 713 00:20:39,256 --> 00:20:41,132 Ha-ha! 714 00:20:41,132 --> 00:20:45,345 The reign of terror 715 00:20:41,132 --> 00:20:45,345 is back! 716 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,139 Hey, if you guys don't want me 717 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,139 to smoke 718 00:20:48,139 --> 00:20:49,683 or fart in here, just speak up. 719 00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,226 Nothing? Great. 720 00:20:51,226 --> 00:20:54,563 Thanks for the spicy 721 00:20:51,226 --> 00:20:54,563 beef jerky, dude. 722 00:20:54,563 --> 00:20:58,692 Anyway, I think we could 723 00:20:54,563 --> 00:20:58,692 all use a little quiet. 724 00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:02,279 Unless you have something 725 00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:02,279 you want to talk about, Ted? 726 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,323 No. 727 00:21:08,577 --> 00:21:10,203 Not happening, bro.