1 00:00:01,746 --> 00:00:02,621 With Christmas 2 00:00:01,746 --> 00:00:02,621 just around the corner, 3 00:00:02,663 --> 00:00:04,040 your Uncle Barney gave me 4 00:00:05,583 --> 00:00:07,126 the horrible gift 5 00:00:05,583 --> 00:00:07,126 of an unwanted secret. 6 00:00:07,167 --> 00:00:09,962 Tomorrow night on the roof of 7 00:00:07,167 --> 00:00:09,962 the World Wide News building... 8 00:00:10,004 --> 00:00:10,838 that's Patrice's favorite spot... 9 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,423 I'm gonna ask her to marry me. 10 00:00:12,464 --> 00:00:15,259 Ah, poot-tu-tat! 11 00:00:12,464 --> 00:00:15,259 You're jinxed. 12 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:17,803 I'll unjinx you if you'll follow 13 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:17,803 these two rules: 14 00:00:17,845 --> 00:00:19,597 you can't try to talk me 15 00:00:17,845 --> 00:00:19,597 out of it, 16 00:00:19,638 --> 00:00:24,602 and two: you can't tell anybody. 17 00:00:19,638 --> 00:00:24,602 Agreed? 18 00:00:25,895 --> 00:00:27,855 Yeah, that nod was a lie. 19 00:00:27,897 --> 00:00:30,816 You see, Robin had been hurting 20 00:00:27,897 --> 00:00:30,816 over Barney all fall, 21 00:00:30,858 --> 00:00:33,694 and as her friend, 22 00:00:30,858 --> 00:00:33,694 I knew I had to tell her. 23 00:00:33,736 --> 00:00:37,656 I just had to find 24 00:00:33,736 --> 00:00:37,656 the right moment. 25 00:00:37,698 --> 00:00:41,953 Uh, there he is! 26 00:00:37,698 --> 00:00:41,953 The youngest architect ever 27 00:00:41,994 --> 00:00:44,288 to build a skyscraper 28 00:00:41,994 --> 00:00:44,288 in New York City! 29 00:00:44,329 --> 00:00:46,916 The shockingly still 30 00:00:44,329 --> 00:00:46,916 single Ted Mosby. 31 00:00:46,958 --> 00:00:48,250 You hear that, 32 00:00:46,958 --> 00:00:48,250 ladies? 33 00:00:48,292 --> 00:00:51,170 I can't believe 34 00:00:48,292 --> 00:00:51,170 the GNB Tower 35 00:00:48,292 --> 00:00:51,170 opens tonight. 36 00:00:51,211 --> 00:00:54,506 Ted, your building 37 00:00:51,211 --> 00:00:54,506 finally gets unveiled 38 00:00:51,211 --> 00:00:54,506 to the whole world. 39 00:00:54,548 --> 00:00:57,009 You hear that, ladies? 40 00:00:57,051 --> 00:00:58,343 Nervous? 41 00:00:58,385 --> 00:01:01,139 Everything comes out of my 42 00:00:58,385 --> 00:01:01,139 body in liquid form now. 43 00:01:01,180 --> 00:01:02,640 Ignore that, ladies. 44 00:01:02,681 --> 00:01:04,475 Plus, I, I keep 45 00:01:02,681 --> 00:01:04,475 having this nightmare 46 00:01:04,516 --> 00:01:06,644 where King Kong 47 00:01:04,516 --> 00:01:06,644 shows up to the opening 48 00:01:06,685 --> 00:01:08,312 but refuses to climb 49 00:01:06,685 --> 00:01:08,312 my building 50 00:01:08,353 --> 00:01:11,315 because, in his words, 51 00:01:08,353 --> 00:01:11,315 "It's a bit derivative." 52 00:01:11,356 --> 00:01:13,901 Oh, stop it, tonight 53 00:01:11,356 --> 00:01:13,901 is gonna be amazing. 54 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:15,820 And we are definitely gonna be 55 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:15,820 there to toast you, 56 00:01:15,861 --> 00:01:19,490 but we might have to leave 57 00:01:15,861 --> 00:01:19,490 a little early if that's okay. 58 00:01:19,531 --> 00:01:22,827 My dad just gave us the most 59 00:01:19,531 --> 00:01:22,827 amazing Christmas gift ever. 60 00:01:22,868 --> 00:01:25,454 Our first night away 61 00:01:22,868 --> 00:01:25,454 since Marvin was born. 62 00:01:25,496 --> 00:01:29,875 24 hours straight without 63 00:01:25,496 --> 00:01:29,875 that little bastard. 64 00:01:29,917 --> 00:01:31,919 We're maximizing 65 00:01:29,917 --> 00:01:31,919 our time away 66 00:01:31,961 --> 00:01:34,546 by planning everything 67 00:01:31,961 --> 00:01:34,546 down to the minute. 68 00:01:34,588 --> 00:01:35,881 See? 69 00:01:35,923 --> 00:01:37,216 2:12 p.m... guilt Ted 70 00:01:37,257 --> 00:01:39,802 into saying it's okay 71 00:01:37,257 --> 00:01:39,802 if we leave early tonight. 72 00:01:41,595 --> 00:01:43,347 It's okay if you leave 73 00:01:41,595 --> 00:01:43,347 early tonight. 74 00:01:43,388 --> 00:01:44,849 Look, I just 75 00:01:44,890 --> 00:01:46,017 appreciate you 76 00:01:44,890 --> 00:01:46,017 showing up at all 77 00:01:46,058 --> 00:01:47,101 on your big night away. 78 00:01:47,143 --> 00:01:48,894 I mean, Barney's not 79 00:01:47,143 --> 00:01:48,894 even gonna be there. 80 00:01:48,936 --> 00:01:50,021 What? 81 00:01:50,062 --> 00:01:51,563 This is the biggest 82 00:01:50,062 --> 00:01:51,563 night of your career. 83 00:01:51,605 --> 00:01:53,107 Why isn't Barney coming? 84 00:01:53,149 --> 00:01:56,944 I don't know... 85 00:01:53,149 --> 00:01:56,944 he said, 86 00:01:56,986 --> 00:01:59,905 "Legendary" and "Challenge 87 00:01:56,986 --> 00:01:59,905 accepted," and then he winked. 88 00:01:59,947 --> 00:02:02,200 "Wait for it," you know, 89 00:01:59,947 --> 00:02:02,200 all that stuff. 90 00:02:02,241 --> 00:02:03,325 That does sound like him. 91 00:02:03,367 --> 00:02:05,703 Well, we're your 92 00:02:03,367 --> 00:02:05,703 real friends 93 00:02:05,744 --> 00:02:07,705 and we wouldn't miss 94 00:02:05,744 --> 00:02:07,705 it for the world. 95 00:02:07,746 --> 00:02:11,125 That is why we will 96 00:02:07,746 --> 00:02:11,125 see you tonight 97 00:02:11,167 --> 00:02:13,836 from 7:03 to 7:14. 98 00:02:13,878 --> 00:02:16,088 Bye, guys. 99 00:02:13,878 --> 00:02:16,088 Good night. 100 00:02:13,878 --> 00:02:16,088 Bye. 101 00:02:16,130 --> 00:02:19,217 Okay, what's the real reason 102 00:02:16,130 --> 00:02:19,217 Barney's not coming? 103 00:02:19,258 --> 00:02:23,262 Here was my chance 104 00:02:19,258 --> 00:02:23,262 to tell Robin about Barney. 105 00:02:23,303 --> 00:02:27,892 Yeah, actually, Barney didn't 106 00:02:23,303 --> 00:02:27,892 say what he was doing tonight. 107 00:02:27,933 --> 00:02:31,353 Anyway, uh, you know, I'm not 108 00:02:27,933 --> 00:02:31,353 taking anyone to the opening, 109 00:02:31,395 --> 00:02:33,814 so you want to be my date? 110 00:02:33,856 --> 00:02:35,858 Sure. 111 00:02:53,584 --> 00:02:55,586 Okay, Dad, I-I 112 00:02:53,584 --> 00:02:55,586 made you a list 113 00:02:55,627 --> 00:02:57,255 of Marvin's nightly schedule 114 00:02:55,627 --> 00:02:57,255 down to the minute. 115 00:02:57,296 --> 00:02:58,756 Okay. 116 00:02:58,797 --> 00:03:02,467 Uh, "9:06 p.m... 117 00:02:58,797 --> 00:03:02,467 put on edible underwear." 118 00:03:02,509 --> 00:03:04,803 Wrong list, wrong list. 119 00:03:04,845 --> 00:03:06,889 Come on, relax. 120 00:03:06,931 --> 00:03:10,059 I know this little guy 121 00:03:06,931 --> 00:03:10,059 like the back of my hand. 122 00:03:10,101 --> 00:03:13,020 Dear Lord, what is that? 123 00:03:14,479 --> 00:03:16,065 Oh, jam, okay. 124 00:03:16,107 --> 00:03:16,899 Just jam. 125 00:03:16,941 --> 00:03:19,777 Oh, I-I forgot 126 00:03:16,941 --> 00:03:19,777 the lullaby. 127 00:03:19,818 --> 00:03:21,153 Do you know 128 00:03:19,818 --> 00:03:21,153 Marvin's lullaby? 129 00:03:21,195 --> 00:03:22,613 We sing it 130 00:03:21,195 --> 00:03:22,613 to him every night. 131 00:04:00,067 --> 00:04:01,526 Good night. 132 00:04:01,568 --> 00:04:03,279 Enough with the damn music! 133 00:04:14,539 --> 00:04:16,292 Take it, Mommy. 134 00:04:19,419 --> 00:04:20,587 Got it... load him up 135 00:04:19,419 --> 00:04:20,587 with cough syrup, 136 00:04:20,629 --> 00:04:22,840 watch Breaking Bad 137 00:04:20,629 --> 00:04:22,840 until he conks out. 138 00:04:22,881 --> 00:04:24,716 Just kidding. 139 00:04:26,927 --> 00:04:27,928 We did it. 140 00:04:27,970 --> 00:04:29,347 Yeah, we did. 141 00:04:29,388 --> 00:04:30,514 Now that we're out the door, 142 00:04:30,555 --> 00:04:32,183 I actually don't feel anxious. 143 00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:34,185 Whoa, oh, my God, it's your dad! 144 00:04:34,226 --> 00:04:37,437 Oh, something horrible 145 00:04:34,226 --> 00:04:37,437 happened... aah! 146 00:04:37,479 --> 00:04:39,940 Oh, it's Ted, relax. 147 00:04:39,982 --> 00:04:42,026 Bar, now. 148 00:04:42,067 --> 00:04:43,027 What is it? 149 00:04:43,068 --> 00:04:44,236 He needs me. 150 00:04:44,278 --> 00:04:45,988 But what about 151 00:04:44,278 --> 00:04:45,988 our magical romantic night? 152 00:04:46,030 --> 00:04:50,034 In four minutes we're supposed 153 00:04:46,030 --> 00:04:50,034 to be doing hand stuff 154 00:04:46,030 --> 00:04:50,034 in the cab. 155 00:04:50,075 --> 00:04:52,244 I'll be quick... 156 00:04:50,075 --> 00:04:52,244 I'm sure it's nothing huge. 157 00:04:52,286 --> 00:04:53,620 That's huge. 158 00:04:53,662 --> 00:04:56,123 And I knew that 159 00:04:53,662 --> 00:04:56,123 I had to tell Robin. 160 00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:57,208 But? 161 00:04:57,249 --> 00:04:58,959 I may have, uh... 162 00:04:59,001 --> 00:05:01,253 asked her to be my date instead. 163 00:05:02,129 --> 00:05:03,088 What is wrong with me? 164 00:05:03,130 --> 00:05:04,089 Deep down, 165 00:05:04,131 --> 00:05:05,299 is there still 166 00:05:04,131 --> 00:05:05,299 some crazy part of me 167 00:05:05,341 --> 00:05:07,385 that thinks I'm gonna 168 00:05:05,341 --> 00:05:07,385 wind up with Robin? 169 00:05:07,426 --> 00:05:09,178 Am I that deluded? 170 00:05:09,220 --> 00:05:12,097 If so, I need to grow up. 171 00:05:12,139 --> 00:05:14,516 Oh, um, by the way, 172 00:05:12,139 --> 00:05:14,516 I'm breaking a jinx swear here, 173 00:05:14,558 --> 00:05:16,601 so don't tell Barney 174 00:05:14,558 --> 00:05:16,601 or he gets to whack me 175 00:05:16,643 --> 00:05:18,645 in the nuts three times 176 00:05:16,643 --> 00:05:18,645 with a Wiffle ball bat. 177 00:05:18,687 --> 00:05:20,147 Sure, pretty standard. 178 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:23,483 Robin deserves the chance to go 179 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:23,483 after Barney one last time 180 00:05:23,525 --> 00:05:25,736 if that's what she wants. 181 00:05:25,777 --> 00:05:27,071 I'm gonna go tell her. 182 00:05:27,112 --> 00:05:28,530 One quick thing. 183 00:05:27,112 --> 00:05:28,530 Yeah. 184 00:05:28,572 --> 00:05:29,907 Don't. 185 00:05:31,950 --> 00:05:34,119 Hey, um, I'm gonna be 186 00:05:31,950 --> 00:05:34,119 a little while, baby. 187 00:05:34,161 --> 00:05:36,496 It's a long story, 188 00:05:34,161 --> 00:05:36,496 but Ted needs my help. 189 00:05:36,538 --> 00:05:37,706 Okay, but hurry 190 00:05:37,748 --> 00:05:42,086 or I'm gonna start doing 191 00:05:37,748 --> 00:05:42,086 number 11 on my own. 192 00:05:43,670 --> 00:05:45,339 You can do that by yourself? 193 00:05:45,381 --> 00:05:47,966 Pilates, bitch. 194 00:05:48,008 --> 00:05:49,968 Okay, why shouldn't 195 00:05:48,008 --> 00:05:49,968 I tell Robin? 196 00:05:50,010 --> 00:05:52,263 Because deep down 197 00:05:50,010 --> 00:05:52,263 some crazy part of you 198 00:05:52,304 --> 00:05:54,973 still thinks you're gonna 199 00:05:52,304 --> 00:05:54,973 wind up with her, and I agree. 200 00:05:55,015 --> 00:05:58,018 Marshall... 201 00:05:55,015 --> 00:05:58,018 I'm sorry, I'm Team Tedward. 202 00:05:58,060 --> 00:05:59,395 Always have been, 203 00:05:58,060 --> 00:05:59,395 always will be. 204 00:05:59,437 --> 00:06:00,438 Now, listen. 205 00:06:00,479 --> 00:06:02,689 I want my best friend 206 00:06:00,479 --> 00:06:02,689 to be happy. 207 00:06:02,731 --> 00:06:05,109 And if Robin could mean 208 00:06:02,731 --> 00:06:05,109 happiness for you, 209 00:06:05,150 --> 00:06:08,070 then, dear God, why help her 210 00:06:05,150 --> 00:06:08,070 go after another man? 211 00:06:08,112 --> 00:06:09,988 Because she might still be 212 00:06:08,112 --> 00:06:09,988 in love with him. 213 00:06:10,030 --> 00:06:12,532 To not tell her, 214 00:06:10,030 --> 00:06:12,532 to not give her that chance, 215 00:06:12,574 --> 00:06:14,118 it's... it's selfish. 216 00:06:14,159 --> 00:06:15,119 So be selfish. 217 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,328 I can't do that. 218 00:06:16,370 --> 00:06:19,415 Tell that to the onion rings 219 00:06:16,370 --> 00:06:19,415 we just "split." 220 00:06:19,457 --> 00:06:21,292 Robin is my friend. 221 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:23,627 She's always been more 222 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:23,627 than that and you know it. 223 00:06:23,668 --> 00:06:24,878 Now, as we speak, 224 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:28,340 my wife is in a hotel room 225 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:28,340 cheating on me... 226 00:06:28,382 --> 00:06:29,133 with herself. 227 00:06:29,174 --> 00:06:30,592 But I'm not 228 00:06:29,174 --> 00:06:30,592 leaving here 229 00:06:30,634 --> 00:06:32,010 until you promise not to say 230 00:06:32,052 --> 00:06:33,971 a word about this to Robin. 231 00:06:34,012 --> 00:06:35,680 Now repeat after me. "I..." 232 00:06:35,722 --> 00:06:39,351 Well, I can do more 233 00:06:35,722 --> 00:06:39,351 at a time than "I." 234 00:06:39,393 --> 00:06:42,229 "I, Ted Mosby, promise to stop 235 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:44,731 "putting everyone else's 236 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:44,731 interests ahead of my own, 237 00:06:44,773 --> 00:06:48,277 and for once in my life, 238 00:06:44,773 --> 00:06:48,277 do what's best for me." 239 00:06:48,319 --> 00:06:50,988 I... 240 00:06:51,029 --> 00:06:53,782 Sorry, what was 241 00:06:51,029 --> 00:06:53,782 the rest of that? 242 00:06:53,824 --> 00:06:56,034 Hey, Dad, just taking a break 243 00:06:56,076 --> 00:06:59,204 from our amazing night 244 00:06:56,076 --> 00:06:59,204 to check in. 245 00:06:59,246 --> 00:07:03,334 I bet Marvin's pretty devastated 246 00:06:59,246 --> 00:07:03,334 that I'm not there, huh? 247 00:07:03,375 --> 00:07:06,086 Not at all... I don't think 248 00:07:03,375 --> 00:07:06,086 he even noticed you're gone. 249 00:07:06,128 --> 00:07:08,380 It's kind of like Mommy who? 250 00:07:08,422 --> 00:07:10,215 Oh... oh, good. 251 00:07:10,257 --> 00:07:13,469 But I should probably sing him 252 00:07:10,257 --> 00:07:13,469 his nighttime lullaby 253 00:07:13,511 --> 00:07:15,304 over the phone, just in case. 254 00:07:15,346 --> 00:07:17,348 Sang it already... nailed it. 255 00:07:17,389 --> 00:07:18,723 Did you do the horsie? 256 00:07:18,765 --> 00:07:20,142 Yep. 257 00:07:18,765 --> 00:07:20,142 The birdie? 258 00:07:20,184 --> 00:07:21,352 Yep. 259 00:07:20,184 --> 00:07:21,352 Moose. 260 00:07:21,393 --> 00:07:22,686 No moose, trick question. 261 00:07:22,727 --> 00:07:24,021 Robot. 262 00:07:24,062 --> 00:07:25,230 Affirmative. 263 00:07:25,272 --> 00:07:26,357 Look, I should go. 264 00:07:26,398 --> 00:07:28,275 Marvin's asleep in my arms. 265 00:07:29,276 --> 00:07:30,528 Mmm, his head smells like love. 266 00:07:30,569 --> 00:07:33,197 Bye. 267 00:07:38,243 --> 00:07:39,911 Whoa. 268 00:07:40,954 --> 00:07:45,750 Hello... and 269 00:07:40,954 --> 00:07:45,750 hubba-hubba. 270 00:07:45,792 --> 00:07:47,252 Aw, thanks. 271 00:07:47,294 --> 00:07:49,629 But tonight is 272 00:07:47,294 --> 00:07:49,629 about my main man Mosby. 273 00:07:49,671 --> 00:07:50,672 Really? 274 00:07:49,671 --> 00:07:50,672 Why? 275 00:07:50,714 --> 00:07:52,216 Oh, Ted, tell Ranjit 276 00:07:52,257 --> 00:07:53,842 the huge thing 277 00:07:52,257 --> 00:07:53,842 that's happening tonight. 278 00:07:54,593 --> 00:07:56,470 Barney's getting engaged. 279 00:07:58,263 --> 00:08:00,349 Ranjit out. 280 00:08:05,937 --> 00:08:08,399 Bar-Barney's getting engaged? 281 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:10,234 He asked me to keep it a secret, 282 00:08:10,275 --> 00:08:13,278 but I thought 283 00:08:10,275 --> 00:08:13,278 you deserved to know... 284 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,615 in case you wanted 285 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,615 to do something about it. 286 00:08:16,656 --> 00:08:18,283 Do you? 287 00:08:19,618 --> 00:08:21,245 Do you, Robin? 288 00:08:21,286 --> 00:08:22,496 Ranjit, a little 289 00:08:21,286 --> 00:08:22,496 privacy, please? 290 00:08:22,538 --> 00:08:26,375 Sorry, not listening. 291 00:08:34,966 --> 00:08:38,095 Nice, uneven floor 292 00:08:34,966 --> 00:08:38,095 there, Ted. 293 00:08:38,136 --> 00:08:39,971 Lily, are you drunk? 294 00:08:40,013 --> 00:08:42,474 What? I... 295 00:08:40,013 --> 00:08:42,474 I'm on vacation. 296 00:08:42,516 --> 00:08:45,310 I may have cracked open 297 00:08:42,516 --> 00:08:45,310 the minibar to celebrate. 298 00:08:45,352 --> 00:08:47,271 Who invited the narc? 299 00:08:47,312 --> 00:08:49,356 Hey, listen, I know that you 300 00:08:47,312 --> 00:08:49,356 miss Marvin, but it's not 301 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:52,317 like we could've brought 302 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:52,317 him to a black tie event. 303 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:57,322 These parents are 304 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:57,322 so lame and-and clingy. 305 00:08:57,364 --> 00:08:59,324 Yeah, it's like, cut the cord 306 00:08:57,364 --> 00:08:59,324 already, right, guys? 307 00:08:59,366 --> 00:09:01,701 Yeah, yeah, 308 00:08:59,366 --> 00:09:01,701 that baby's not even cute. 309 00:09:01,743 --> 00:09:03,287 Super ugly baby. 310 00:09:03,328 --> 00:09:05,205 It's almost 311 00:09:03,328 --> 00:09:05,205 physically repulsive. 312 00:09:06,957 --> 00:09:09,209 Aw... 313 00:09:06,957 --> 00:09:09,209 Aw... 314 00:09:10,001 --> 00:09:12,671 Great, I just 315 00:09:10,001 --> 00:09:12,671 started lactating. 316 00:09:12,712 --> 00:09:14,965 Me, too. 317 00:09:15,006 --> 00:09:17,968 So, what do you want to do? 318 00:09:20,762 --> 00:09:23,223 Robin, I do not 319 00:09:20,762 --> 00:09:23,223 want to meddle, 320 00:09:23,265 --> 00:09:26,726 but this is like the classic 321 00:09:23,265 --> 00:09:26,726 love song says... 322 00:09:26,768 --> 00:09:28,646 (singing loudly 323 00:09:26,768 --> 00:09:28,646 and high-pitched) 324 00:09:31,690 --> 00:09:33,191 Ranjit. 325 00:09:33,233 --> 00:09:37,362 Ranjit, let's just communicate 326 00:09:33,233 --> 00:09:37,362 via text from now on, okay? 327 00:09:40,574 --> 00:09:42,159 I appreciate 328 00:09:40,574 --> 00:09:42,159 what you're doing. 329 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,370 But I'm not chasing 330 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,370 after Barney anymore. 331 00:09:45,412 --> 00:09:48,206 I-I just got done being 332 00:09:45,412 --> 00:09:48,206 crazy about all that. 333 00:09:48,248 --> 00:09:51,543 I mean, why would I want to 334 00:09:48,248 --> 00:09:51,543 throw myself back in that pit? 335 00:09:51,585 --> 00:09:53,253 Because you're in love with him. 336 00:09:53,295 --> 00:09:55,297 No, I'm not. 337 00:09:55,339 --> 00:09:56,881 I'm happy for him. 338 00:09:56,923 --> 00:10:00,760 So, it doesn't bother you that 339 00:09:56,923 --> 00:10:00,760 Barney Stinson's gonna propose 340 00:10:00,802 --> 00:10:04,389 to another woman on top of 341 00:10:00,802 --> 00:10:04,389 the World Wide News building? 342 00:10:04,431 --> 00:10:06,350 Wait, why the top 343 00:10:04,431 --> 00:10:06,350 of the World Wide News building? 344 00:10:06,391 --> 00:10:08,352 I guess it's Patrice's 345 00:10:06,391 --> 00:10:08,352 favorite spot in the city. 346 00:10:08,393 --> 00:10:11,605 Damn it, Patrice, that's my 347 00:10:08,393 --> 00:10:11,605 favorite spot in the city! 348 00:10:11,647 --> 00:10:15,400 Whoa. 349 00:10:15,442 --> 00:10:17,361 Ranjit says, "Whoa." 350 00:10:17,402 --> 00:10:19,070 Okay... 351 00:10:19,112 --> 00:10:23,367 maybe that one detail stings 352 00:10:19,112 --> 00:10:23,367 a little bit, 353 00:10:23,408 --> 00:10:25,785 but that doesn't mean 354 00:10:23,408 --> 00:10:25,785 I'm in love with Barney. 355 00:10:26,995 --> 00:10:29,206 "Sounds like she's 356 00:10:26,995 --> 00:10:29,206 in love with Barney." 357 00:10:29,247 --> 00:10:31,750 Okay, is this divider 358 00:10:29,247 --> 00:10:31,750 even slightly soundproof? 359 00:10:33,377 --> 00:10:34,211 "Yes." 360 00:10:34,252 --> 00:10:36,714 With a little 361 00:10:34,252 --> 00:10:36,714 winky face. 362 00:10:36,755 --> 00:10:39,383 Look, I... I hope it goes 363 00:10:36,755 --> 00:10:39,383 well for Barney. 364 00:10:39,424 --> 00:10:42,010 I really do. 365 00:10:42,052 --> 00:10:43,554 But tonight there is 366 00:10:42,052 --> 00:10:43,554 no place I would rather be 367 00:10:43,595 --> 00:10:45,096 than at your building. 368 00:10:45,138 --> 00:10:47,766 Celebrating with you. 369 00:10:47,849 --> 00:10:50,268 This kid does not mean 370 00:10:47,849 --> 00:10:50,268 that you're special. 371 00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:55,023 It just means that you're 372 00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:55,023 horny and you're easy. 373 00:10:55,065 --> 00:10:56,775 Now, come on, 374 00:10:55,065 --> 00:10:56,775 let me smell his head. 375 00:10:56,816 --> 00:11:00,404 Li-Lily, Lily, 376 00:10:56,816 --> 00:11:00,404 no, no, no, no, come on. 377 00:11:00,445 --> 00:11:04,282 Seriously, Ted, 378 00:11:00,445 --> 00:11:04,282 what is up with the floor? 379 00:11:04,324 --> 00:11:06,076 Lily. 380 00:11:04,324 --> 00:11:06,076 What? 381 00:11:06,117 --> 00:11:06,951 Is it harder 382 00:11:06,117 --> 00:11:06,951 than we thought 383 00:11:06,993 --> 00:11:09,120 to be away from 384 00:11:06,993 --> 00:11:09,120 Marvin? Yes. 385 00:11:09,162 --> 00:11:11,707 But are we gonna have fun 386 00:11:09,162 --> 00:11:11,707 or are we gonna wallow 387 00:11:11,749 --> 00:11:13,417 in the corner like idiots? 388 00:11:30,601 --> 00:11:33,103 Hey. 389 00:11:33,144 --> 00:11:37,107 Do you realize that something 390 00:11:33,144 --> 00:11:37,107 you thought up in your head 391 00:11:37,148 --> 00:11:41,445 now exists as a part 392 00:11:37,148 --> 00:11:41,445 of the Manhattan skyline? 393 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:43,739 That's huge. 394 00:11:43,781 --> 00:11:46,032 It's just a building. 395 00:11:46,074 --> 00:11:48,493 I mean, I'm incredibly young 396 00:11:46,074 --> 00:11:48,493 for such an achievement, 397 00:11:48,535 --> 00:11:49,787 but it's just a building. 398 00:11:49,828 --> 00:11:51,079 I mean, Architecture 399 00:11:49,828 --> 00:11:51,079 Vision Weekly 400 00:11:51,121 --> 00:11:53,624 may have dubbed it 401 00:11:51,121 --> 00:11:53,624 "more than just a building," 402 00:11:53,665 --> 00:11:54,999 but it's just a building. 403 00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:56,167 So let's not get carried... 404 00:11:56,209 --> 00:11:57,836 Okay, you're right, it's huge. 405 00:11:57,877 --> 00:11:59,003 It is huge. 406 00:11:59,045 --> 00:12:01,047 You're the star of the party, 407 00:11:59,045 --> 00:12:01,047 and who knows? 408 00:12:01,089 --> 00:12:04,092 Maybe the future Mrs. Ted Mosby 409 00:12:01,089 --> 00:12:04,092 is gonna be there. 410 00:12:07,095 --> 00:12:10,599 Yeah, maybe she will. 411 00:12:11,809 --> 00:12:13,560 Oh. 412 00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,395 Wait, this isn't your... 413 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,776 This is 414 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,776 the World Wide News building. 415 00:12:21,693 --> 00:12:23,779 Go get him. 416 00:12:27,825 --> 00:12:31,202 I told you, 417 00:12:27,825 --> 00:12:31,202 I am done chasing Barney. 418 00:12:31,244 --> 00:12:33,330 Now can we please go 419 00:12:31,244 --> 00:12:33,330 to your party? 420 00:12:33,371 --> 00:12:36,124 Robin, do you want to spend 421 00:12:33,371 --> 00:12:36,124 tonight making small talk 422 00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:38,001 with a bunch of bankers 423 00:12:38,042 --> 00:12:40,337 in a daring yet refined 424 00:12:38,042 --> 00:12:40,337 contemporary masterpiece 425 00:12:40,378 --> 00:12:43,507 King Kong should feel lucky 426 00:12:40,378 --> 00:12:43,507 to climb... 427 00:12:43,548 --> 00:12:45,509 or do you 428 00:12:43,548 --> 00:12:45,509 want to follow your heart? 429 00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:48,846 Why do you keep insisting that 430 00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:48,846 I have feelings for Barney? 431 00:12:48,887 --> 00:12:51,014 Because you do. 432 00:12:51,055 --> 00:12:53,183 See, even Ranjit agrees. 433 00:12:53,224 --> 00:12:55,101 Oh, he's got to pee. 434 00:12:55,143 --> 00:12:57,771 The point is, 435 00:12:57,813 --> 00:12:59,564 you're not over Barney. 436 00:12:59,606 --> 00:13:00,774 That's why you freaked out 437 00:12:59,606 --> 00:13:00,774 about him proposing 438 00:13:00,816 --> 00:13:02,651 on the roof 439 00:13:00,816 --> 00:13:02,651 of the World Wide News building. 440 00:13:02,693 --> 00:13:05,362 I did not freak out. 441 00:13:05,403 --> 00:13:06,363 It's just... 442 00:13:06,404 --> 00:13:09,073 a teeny, tiny bit annoying 443 00:13:09,115 --> 00:13:11,075 that I am the one 444 00:13:11,117 --> 00:13:13,203 who showed her that roof 445 00:13:11,117 --> 00:13:13,203 in the first place! 446 00:13:13,244 --> 00:13:14,538 Damn it, Patrice! 447 00:13:14,579 --> 00:13:16,206 Whoa. 448 00:13:17,624 --> 00:13:20,168 "Never mind; I found 449 00:13:17,624 --> 00:13:20,168 a soda bottle." 450 00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:22,086 Okay, that's disturbing. 451 00:13:22,128 --> 00:13:23,797 What do you want me 452 00:13:22,128 --> 00:13:23,797 to do, Ted? 453 00:13:23,839 --> 00:13:25,131 Run up to that roof, 454 00:13:25,173 --> 00:13:26,884 knock the ring 455 00:13:25,173 --> 00:13:26,884 out of Barney's hand, 456 00:13:26,925 --> 00:13:30,261 and say, "Sorry to interrupt, 457 00:13:26,925 --> 00:13:30,261 but you should be with me"? 458 00:13:30,303 --> 00:13:33,724 Is that what you want? 459 00:13:33,765 --> 00:13:35,559 No. 460 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,728 I don't. 461 00:13:39,479 --> 00:13:43,608 I can't keep making 462 00:13:39,479 --> 00:13:43,608 an ass of myself. 463 00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,862 Well, 464 00:13:46,904 --> 00:13:49,823 a word in defense of making 465 00:13:46,904 --> 00:13:49,823 an ass of yourself, 466 00:13:49,865 --> 00:13:51,449 it's underrated. 467 00:13:52,492 --> 00:13:54,077 Eight years ago 468 00:13:54,118 --> 00:13:56,830 I made an ass 469 00:13:54,118 --> 00:13:56,830 of myself chasing after you, 470 00:13:56,872 --> 00:13:59,082 and I've made an ass 471 00:13:56,872 --> 00:13:59,082 of myself chasing after you 472 00:13:59,123 --> 00:14:00,792 a bunch of times since then. 473 00:14:02,126 --> 00:14:03,587 But I have no regrets. 474 00:14:04,671 --> 00:14:06,089 Because it led me to something 475 00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:07,507 that I wouldn't trade 476 00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:07,507 for the world. 477 00:14:07,549 --> 00:14:11,344 It led to you being my friend. 478 00:14:12,637 --> 00:14:14,514 So, as your friend 479 00:14:14,556 --> 00:14:17,100 and a leading expert 480 00:14:14,556 --> 00:14:17,100 in the field 481 00:14:17,141 --> 00:14:18,977 of making an ass of yourself, 482 00:14:19,018 --> 00:14:20,687 I say to you 483 00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:24,107 from the heart, 484 00:14:24,148 --> 00:14:28,027 get the hell out of this car. 485 00:14:30,822 --> 00:14:34,117 But, Ted, 486 00:14:34,158 --> 00:14:37,579 your big night. 487 00:14:40,164 --> 00:14:42,667 It's just a building. 488 00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,956 The Robin. 489 00:15:23,124 --> 00:15:24,542 Step one: admit to yourself 490 00:15:24,584 --> 00:15:26,837 that you still have feelings 491 00:15:24,584 --> 00:15:26,837 for this girl. 492 00:15:26,878 --> 00:15:31,675 I am hopelessly, 493 00:15:26,878 --> 00:15:31,675 irretrievably in love with her. 494 00:15:31,716 --> 00:15:33,677 More than she knows. 495 00:15:33,718 --> 00:15:35,470 Step two: 496 00:15:35,512 --> 00:15:37,681 choose the completely wrong 497 00:15:35,512 --> 00:15:37,681 moment to make a drunken move 498 00:15:37,722 --> 00:15:38,682 after hanging out 499 00:15:38,723 --> 00:15:41,643 at a strip club 500 00:15:41,685 --> 00:15:44,437 and get shot down on purpose. 501 00:15:46,147 --> 00:15:47,565 Step three: 502 00:15:47,607 --> 00:15:50,527 agree that you two don't work, 503 00:15:47,607 --> 00:15:50,527 locking the door 504 00:15:50,568 --> 00:15:52,236 on any future 505 00:15:50,568 --> 00:15:52,236 you could have together. 506 00:15:52,278 --> 00:15:54,072 I'm done trying to get you. 507 00:15:55,073 --> 00:15:55,991 I can't do it anymore. 508 00:15:56,033 --> 00:15:58,076 Which will drive Robin nuts. 509 00:15:58,117 --> 00:15:59,536 Huh. 510 00:15:59,577 --> 00:16:02,372 Step four: 511 00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:04,332 Robin goes nuts. 512 00:16:04,374 --> 00:16:06,751 Step five: 513 00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:08,670 find the person 514 00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:08,670 who annoys Robin most 515 00:16:08,712 --> 00:16:09,671 in the world... 516 00:16:09,713 --> 00:16:12,924 Nobody asked 517 00:16:09,713 --> 00:16:12,924 for your help, Patrice! 518 00:16:12,966 --> 00:16:16,135 and ask for her help. 519 00:16:16,177 --> 00:16:18,304 Oh, hi, Barney. 520 00:16:18,346 --> 00:16:19,180 What are you doing here? 521 00:16:19,222 --> 00:16:20,724 Actually, I'm looking for you. 522 00:16:20,765 --> 00:16:23,727 This may sound kind of weird, 523 00:16:20,765 --> 00:16:23,727 but I have a proposition... 524 00:16:23,768 --> 00:16:25,562 Explain everything to Patrice 525 00:16:25,603 --> 00:16:27,438 and hope she agrees to help. 526 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,315 Yay. I love Robin. 527 00:16:29,357 --> 00:16:31,401 Of course I'll help. 528 00:16:31,442 --> 00:16:32,652 Good, good. 529 00:16:32,694 --> 00:16:35,238 Step six: 530 00:16:32,694 --> 00:16:35,238 check with your doctor 531 00:16:35,279 --> 00:16:37,407 about possible broken ribs. 532 00:16:37,448 --> 00:16:40,118 Step seven: 533 00:16:37,448 --> 00:16:40,118 pretend to be dating Patrice. 534 00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:43,580 Nobody asked you here, 535 00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:43,580 Patrice! 536 00:16:44,706 --> 00:16:45,749 Actually, I did. 537 00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:47,375 Step eight: 538 00:16:47,417 --> 00:16:49,961 wait until Robin inevitably 539 00:16:47,417 --> 00:16:49,961 breaks into your place 540 00:16:50,003 --> 00:16:51,462 to find the Playbook 541 00:16:50,003 --> 00:16:51,462 and show it to Patrice, 542 00:16:51,504 --> 00:16:54,173 which you'll monitor 543 00:16:51,504 --> 00:16:54,173 via the hidden cameras 544 00:16:54,215 --> 00:16:56,885 you have in your apartment. 545 00:16:58,845 --> 00:17:02,766 Patrice, the robin's 546 00:16:58,845 --> 00:17:02,766 in the nest. 547 00:17:02,807 --> 00:17:05,977 That means Robin broke 548 00:17:02,807 --> 00:17:05,977 into my apartment 549 00:17:06,019 --> 00:17:07,938 Were you even listening 550 00:17:06,019 --> 00:17:07,938 when I explained the codes? 551 00:17:07,979 --> 00:17:09,981 Step nine: after Patrice 552 00:17:07,979 --> 00:17:09,981 finds the Playbook, 553 00:17:10,023 --> 00:17:13,026 have your first big fight. 554 00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:14,360 This is going so well. 555 00:17:14,402 --> 00:17:15,779 Thank you so much. 556 00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:18,448 I know, but what the heck 557 00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:18,448 are Lily and Ted doing here? 558 00:17:18,489 --> 00:17:20,491 I don't know. 559 00:17:18,489 --> 00:17:20,491 My friends have no boundaries. 560 00:17:20,533 --> 00:17:22,493 How can I ever thank you? 561 00:17:22,535 --> 00:17:24,829 Will you watch my 562 00:17:22,535 --> 00:17:24,829 cat next weekend? 563 00:17:24,871 --> 00:17:25,997 No. 564 00:17:26,039 --> 00:17:28,750 Come on, we should probably 565 00:17:26,039 --> 00:17:28,750 go back inside. 566 00:17:28,792 --> 00:17:30,293 Step ten: 567 00:17:30,334 --> 00:17:31,836 prove your loyalty to Patrice 568 00:17:31,878 --> 00:17:33,379 by burning the Playbook, 569 00:17:33,421 --> 00:17:35,423 and actually burn it. 570 00:17:37,092 --> 00:17:40,303 You don't need it anymore. 571 00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:42,346 Step 11: 572 00:17:42,388 --> 00:17:43,890 because your friends 573 00:17:42,388 --> 00:17:43,890 have no boundaries, 574 00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:45,308 they'll inevitably have 575 00:17:45,349 --> 00:17:46,810 an intervention for Robin, 576 00:17:46,851 --> 00:17:48,269 which you'll monitor 577 00:17:46,851 --> 00:17:48,269 via the hidden cameras 578 00:17:48,311 --> 00:17:50,313 you have in Marshall 579 00:17:48,311 --> 00:17:50,313 and Lily's apartment. 580 00:17:50,354 --> 00:17:52,107 Step 12: 581 00:17:52,149 --> 00:17:52,941 tell only Ted about your plan 582 00:17:52,983 --> 00:17:55,068 to propose to Patrice. 583 00:17:55,110 --> 00:17:57,112 You can't tell anybody. 584 00:17:57,154 --> 00:17:58,780 Agreed? 585 00:18:00,907 --> 00:18:02,117 Step 13: 586 00:18:02,159 --> 00:18:02,867 wait and see 587 00:18:02,159 --> 00:18:02,867 if Ted tells Robin, 588 00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:05,244 and if he does... 589 00:18:05,286 --> 00:18:06,621 Barney's getting engaged. 590 00:18:06,663 --> 00:18:08,123 it means your best bro 591 00:18:06,663 --> 00:18:08,123 in the world 592 00:18:08,165 --> 00:18:12,002 has let go of Robin 593 00:18:08,165 --> 00:18:12,002 and has given you his blessing. 594 00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:14,879 Step 14: 595 00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:14,879 Robin arrives 596 00:18:14,921 --> 00:18:16,881 at her favorite spot 597 00:18:14,921 --> 00:18:16,881 in the city 598 00:18:16,923 --> 00:18:18,091 and finds the secret final page 599 00:18:18,133 --> 00:18:21,136 of the Playbook. 600 00:18:21,178 --> 00:18:22,428 The last play 601 00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:24,263 you'll ever run. 602 00:18:24,305 --> 00:18:26,683 Step 15: Robin realizes 603 00:18:26,724 --> 00:18:29,477 she's standing 604 00:18:26,724 --> 00:18:29,477 underneath mistletoe. 605 00:18:39,278 --> 00:18:40,404 Seriously, Barney? 606 00:18:40,446 --> 00:18:42,907 Even you, 607 00:18:42,949 --> 00:18:46,327 even someone 608 00:18:42,949 --> 00:18:46,327 as certifiably insane as you 609 00:18:46,369 --> 00:18:48,788 must realize 610 00:18:46,369 --> 00:18:48,788 that this is too far. 611 00:18:49,914 --> 00:18:51,374 You lied to me, 612 00:18:51,415 --> 00:18:52,834 manipulated me for weeks. 613 00:18:52,876 --> 00:18:55,545 Do you really think I could 614 00:18:52,876 --> 00:18:55,545 ever kiss you after that? 615 00:18:55,586 --> 00:18:56,587 Do you really think 616 00:18:56,629 --> 00:18:59,382 I could ever trust you 617 00:18:56,629 --> 00:18:59,382 after that? 618 00:18:59,423 --> 00:19:00,383 This... 619 00:19:00,424 --> 00:19:02,135 this is proof 620 00:19:02,177 --> 00:19:03,136 of why we don't work, 621 00:19:03,178 --> 00:19:04,721 why we'll never work. 622 00:19:05,596 --> 00:19:07,057 So thank you. 623 00:19:07,098 --> 00:19:09,017 You've set me free because... 624 00:19:09,059 --> 00:19:12,270 how could I be with a man 625 00:19:09,059 --> 00:19:12,270 who thinks that this... 626 00:19:12,311 --> 00:19:14,814 trick, this enormous lie 627 00:19:14,856 --> 00:19:17,567 could ever make me want 628 00:19:14,856 --> 00:19:17,567 to date him again? 629 00:19:18,276 --> 00:19:20,319 Turn it over. 630 00:19:29,204 --> 00:19:30,914 Robin Scherbatsky... 631 00:19:32,123 --> 00:19:34,209 will you marry me? 632 00:19:39,839 --> 00:19:42,508 Yes. 633 00:20:06,032 --> 00:20:08,785 And so, let's all raise a glass 634 00:20:06,032 --> 00:20:08,785 to Ted Mosby. 635 00:20:08,826 --> 00:20:09,827 None of this 636 00:20:09,869 --> 00:20:12,330 would have been possible 637 00:20:09,869 --> 00:20:12,330 without him. 638 00:20:12,371 --> 00:20:13,456 To Ted. 639 00:20:13,497 --> 00:20:15,166 To Ted.