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Thanks.

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That's weird.

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I have a message.

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That's weird.

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You still have

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an answering machine.

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Ted, this is the Captain.

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Please call me back

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at your earliest convenience.

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Oh, crap.

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Kids, you remember the Captain.

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He was one of the richest men

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in New York,

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and when I met him,

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he was married to Zoey,

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who I ended up... befriending.

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Oh, man, he seems pissed.

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Does he?

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Yes. Listen.

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Ted, this is the Captain.

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Please call me back

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at your earliest convenience.

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Oh, I hear it now.

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What? I don't know.

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Listen again.

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Ted, this is the Captain.

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Please call me back

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at your earliest convenience.

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He sounds pissed.

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Yeah, and I think

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I know why.

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It has to do

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with the last time I saw him.

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It was, um... it was, like,

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a year and a half ago.

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Oh, boy, that was a crazy story.

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Oh, boy, yeah.

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I remember.

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You weren't there.

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Ted, bubbeleh.

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If you have a crazy story,

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I was there.

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That's just a law

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of the universe.

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So what happened?

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Well, it was a few weeks

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after Zoey and I broke up,

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and I was on the rebound,

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and I kind of rekindled things

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with that girl, Becky.

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Becky?

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Boats, boats, boats.

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Boats, boats, boats!

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Boats!

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What's this

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a commercial for again?

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I can't quite...

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Boats, boats, boats!

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Oh, get a room, you two.

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You weren't there.

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I was, too.

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All right, you were there?

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Tell me the story.

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I like the way you tell it.

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Please, I insist.

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Okay, we'll tell it together.

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Okay.

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Lily...

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Lily...

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had invited us...

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had invited us...

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to an art...

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Garfunkel concert.

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gallery opening.

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An Art Garfunkel

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gallery opening concert.

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Go on, Ted.

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You're doing great.

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Anyway,

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I get to the gallery...

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This place is so fancy.

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I hope I don't embarrass myself.

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What? Lily, come on.

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You got nothing

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to be embarrassed about.

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Dude, look who it is.

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And who should walk in but...

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Daddy's home.

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Nope.

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Well, well, Ted Mosby,

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my old nemesis.

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What are you doing here?

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Um, well, uh,

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Lily saw an ad for this...

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Gallery?

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So we... we came

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to check out the...

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Artwork.

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And then we ran into...

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Me.

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Man, this guy's so rude.

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I mean, I get why he's mad.

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I did stick it

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to his ex-wife... repeatedly.

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Still, he's being a jerk.

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Someone needs

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to bring him down a peg.

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I'm sorry. Where are my...

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Manners.

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That's how that feels.

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This is my art

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consultant.

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Shelly.

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Art consultant? What's that?

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Oh, Shelly helps the Captain

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select artwork

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based on its aesthetic appeal

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and value

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as an investment.

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That's why I think

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she's gonna love

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this elephant painting.

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I think this artist

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is going places.

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Well, I should go.

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Captain, we'll

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talk tomorrow?

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At ease.

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Hey, if you like art,

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you should see the painting

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I just acquired.

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It's in my apartment

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just upstairs.

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It's gonna blow you away.

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Anyone with this kind

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of ashtray money

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probably has an island

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where he hunts people.

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Probably somewhere

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in the Caribbean.

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I bet there's good snorkeling.

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Hello, my darling,

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my one true love, my everything.

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So, who wants to see

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that painting?

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Okay, Captain, we know why

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you brought us up here.

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It's, uh...

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it's about me and Zoey.

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Ted,

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if you've got something

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to say,

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say it.

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A harpoon gun?

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A double-barreled

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harpoon gun.

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One barrel.

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With a scope.

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No scope.

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I know you're upset, Captain,

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but I promise you

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nothing happened

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between me and Zoey

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until after you guys

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split up, okay?

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So let's...

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Let's please,

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just-just-just put this down.

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Okay? Okay,

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oh, there we go.

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Look, Ted,

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I'm not mad at you.

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The truth is

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I'm in love

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with somebody else now,

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so we're fine.

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Just don't steal this one

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from me, too, okay?

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Okay?

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Of course.

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I promise.

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Okay.

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But that got me thinking.

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Who was this new

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lady in his life?

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I-I had this weird

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sinking feeling.

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We both did.

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I had to see that picture.

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So I waited until everyone

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was out of the room, and then...

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Boats, boats, boats!

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No.

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No...!

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She's "boats, boats, boats,"

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and he's the Captain.

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That's sweet;

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I'm happy for those two.

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Ted, you suck.

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Oh, my God, oh, my God.

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It's him, it's him.

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What do I do?

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What do I do?

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Ted, wait a second.

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What do I do?

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Wait a second.

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Wait a second!

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Hey, is there any chance

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that he is calling

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to invite the three of

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us out on his boat?

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Uh, I don't know,

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maybe like one percent.

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Ted's phone. Hold for Ted.

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Hello.

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Ted, I'm gonna

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ask you something,

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and I want you

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to be completely honest.

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What's your friend

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Robin's number?

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What?

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Ted, ask about the boat.

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Uh, Captain, can...

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can I put you on hold?

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Affirmative.

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He wants Robin's number.

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Should I give it to him?

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Is he trying to hook up

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with my fiancée?

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No, uh-uh.

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The only way that's happening

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is if I get to hook up

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with someone, too.

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Wait a second... No.

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Unless... Absolutely not.

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However... Forget it.

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On the other hand... Ixnay!

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Guys, guys,

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I got to make a decision here.

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Okay, you know

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what, I say do it.

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If it is a booty call,

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then Robin will just

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let him down easy,

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but in the meantime, Ted is back

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on the Captain's good side.

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We all get to go out on his

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boat; I get to steer it.

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Everybody wins.

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Okay.

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Fine. Give him her number.

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You don't think she'll mind?

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I don't think she'll mind.

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You gave the Captain my number?

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She minds.

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Do you not remember that night

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we hung out with him

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at the art show?

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Oh, right, of course

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you don't remember

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because,

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earlier that night,

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you shared a big,

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fat sandwich with Becky.

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Boats, boats, boats!

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What's this

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a commercial for again?

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Yeah, so?

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I hardly think that

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changes the story.

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Mmm. Mmm.

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Delicious!

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This place is so fancy.

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I hope I don't embarrass myself.

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Oh, come on, Lily.

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You got nothing

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to be embarrassed about.

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Dude, look who's here.

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Daddy's home.

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Nope.

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Nope.

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Well, well.

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Ted Mosby, my old nemesis.

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What are you doing here?

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Well, Lily...

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saw an ad for this...

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Gallery.

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So we thought we'd, um...

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come and check out the...

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Artwork?

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And then we ran into...

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Me?

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And the Captain

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wasn't glaring at you.

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He couldn't take

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his eyes off...

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Hey, nice to see you again.

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Yeah, you, too.

300
00:08:15,519 --> 00:08:16,687
Oh.

301
00:08:16,687 --> 00:08:19,106
Man, this guy is so rude.

302
00:08:19,106 --> 00:08:20,732
I mean, I get

303
00:08:19,106 --> 00:08:20,732
why he's upset.

304
00:08:20,732 --> 00:08:24,569
I did stick it

305
00:08:20,732 --> 00:08:24,569
to his ex-wife... repeatedly.

306
00:08:24,569 --> 00:08:26,488
Still,

307
00:08:26,488 --> 00:08:27,572
the guy's being a jerk.

308
00:08:27,572 --> 00:08:30,075
Someone needs

309
00:08:27,572 --> 00:08:30,075
to take him down a peg.

310
00:08:30,075 --> 00:08:31,743
Sorry.

311
00:08:31,743 --> 00:08:33,578
Where are my manners?

312
00:08:33,578 --> 00:08:36,081
This is Shelly,

313
00:08:33,578 --> 00:08:36,081
my art consultant.

314
00:08:36,081 --> 00:08:37,582
Art consultant?

315
00:08:36,081 --> 00:08:37,582
What's that?

316
00:08:37,582 --> 00:08:39,543
Shelly helps the Captain

317
00:08:37,582 --> 00:08:39,543
select artwork

318
00:08:39,543 --> 00:08:41,086
based on aesthetic...

319
00:08:41,086 --> 00:08:42,546
Manners!

320
00:08:42,546 --> 00:08:45,341
That's how that feels.

321
00:08:47,718 --> 00:08:50,137
appeal

322
00:08:50,137 --> 00:08:52,514
and value

323
00:08:50,137 --> 00:08:52,514
as an investment,

324
00:08:52,514 --> 00:08:54,392
and that's why I think

325
00:08:52,514 --> 00:08:54,392
she's gonna love

326
00:08:54,392 --> 00:08:55,600
this elephant painting.

327
00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,562
I think this artist

328
00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,562
is going places.

329
00:08:59,563 --> 00:09:01,523
Well, I should go.

330
00:09:01,523 --> 00:09:04,526
Captain, we'll

331
00:09:01,523 --> 00:09:04,526
talk tomorrow.

332
00:09:04,526 --> 00:09:07,321
If you like art,

333
00:09:07,321 --> 00:09:10,199
you should see the painting

334
00:09:07,321 --> 00:09:10,199
I just acquired.

335
00:09:11,409 --> 00:09:15,746
It's gonna blow you away.

336
00:09:16,580 --> 00:09:18,832
Snorkeling.

337
00:09:18,832 --> 00:09:20,625
Then, after I saved you

338
00:09:18,832 --> 00:09:20,625
from destroying

339
00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:22,544
a priceless crystal ashtray...

340
00:09:22,544 --> 00:09:24,088
You're welcome.

341
00:09:25,339 --> 00:09:26,548
Hello, my darling,

342
00:09:26,548 --> 00:09:29,551
my one true love, my everything.

343
00:09:29,551 --> 00:09:31,678
Ahoy?

344
00:09:34,139 --> 00:09:35,849
So who wants to see

345
00:09:34,139 --> 00:09:35,849
that painting?

346
00:09:35,849 --> 00:09:38,143
Okay, Captain.

347
00:09:38,143 --> 00:09:41,146
We all know why

348
00:09:38,143 --> 00:09:41,146
you brought us up here.

349
00:09:41,146 --> 00:09:44,442
This is about me and, um...

350
00:09:44,442 --> 00:09:46,277
Zoey.

351
00:09:46,277 --> 00:09:48,570
All right, Ted.

352
00:09:48,570 --> 00:09:50,281
If you've got something to say,

353
00:09:50,281 --> 00:09:52,824
say it.

354
00:09:52,824 --> 00:09:54,159
Whoa, whoa.

355
00:09:54,159 --> 00:09:55,202
A remote control?

356
00:09:55,202 --> 00:09:56,245
A remote control.

357
00:09:57,413 --> 00:09:58,663
Let's relax.

358
00:09:58,663 --> 00:10:01,417
I-I know you're upset, Captain.

359
00:10:01,417 --> 00:10:03,585
I-I just...

360
00:10:01,417 --> 00:10:03,585
I want to assure you

361
00:10:03,585 --> 00:10:05,421
nothing happened

362
00:10:03,585 --> 00:10:05,421
between me and Zoey

363
00:10:05,421 --> 00:10:07,589
until after you

364
00:10:05,421 --> 00:10:07,589
guys had split up.

365
00:10:07,589 --> 00:10:09,174
So let's just...

366
00:10:07,589 --> 00:10:09,174
let's just...

367
00:10:09,174 --> 00:10:11,218
let's put this down.

368
00:10:11,218 --> 00:10:14,596
Okay, okay.

369
00:10:14,596 --> 00:10:16,556
There we go.

370
00:10:18,183 --> 00:10:20,769
Ted, I'm not mad at you.

371
00:10:20,769 --> 00:10:22,187
Truth is, I'm in love

372
00:10:22,187 --> 00:10:24,815
with somebody else now.

373
00:10:26,484 --> 00:10:28,693
So he invited me back

374
00:10:26,484 --> 00:10:28,693
to his bedroom

375
00:10:28,693 --> 00:10:30,654
to show me

376
00:10:28,693 --> 00:10:30,654
this painting, and...

377
00:10:31,905 --> 00:10:33,198
Finally.

378
00:10:33,198 --> 00:10:34,866
We're alone.

379
00:10:34,866 --> 00:10:36,494
Robin, no, I don't want

380
00:10:36,494 --> 00:10:38,120
to picture that.

381
00:10:36,494 --> 00:10:38,120
Nothing happened.

382
00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,622
Aw, that means

383
00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,622
hand stuff.

384
00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,622
What?

385
00:10:40,622 --> 00:10:41,706
No.

386
00:10:41,706 --> 00:10:43,625
I'm serious...

387
00:10:41,706 --> 00:10:43,625
he was on the rebound.

388
00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:47,129
I told him to take some time

389
00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:47,129
to pull himself together and...

390
00:10:47,129 --> 00:10:48,922
call me in a year

391
00:10:47,129 --> 00:10:48,922
and a half.

392
00:10:48,922 --> 00:10:50,632
Ah, great.

393
00:10:50,632 --> 00:10:52,259
What if he asks you out?

394
00:10:52,259 --> 00:10:54,636
What does that mean

395
00:10:52,259 --> 00:10:54,636
for our relationship?

396
00:10:54,636 --> 00:10:57,639
What, are we planning to be

397
00:10:54,636 --> 00:10:57,639
in some super-enlightened,

398
00:10:57,639 --> 00:10:59,641
forward-thinking marriage,

399
00:10:59,641 --> 00:11:02,269
where we don't get hung

400
00:10:59,641 --> 00:11:02,269
up on the suffocating

401
00:11:02,269 --> 00:11:04,729
and outdated principles

402
00:11:02,269 --> 00:11:04,729
of monogamy,

403
00:11:04,729 --> 00:11:05,897
and instead enjoy

404
00:11:05,897 --> 00:11:07,732
the company of

405
00:11:05,897 --> 00:11:07,732
multiple partners,

406
00:11:07,732 --> 00:11:11,529
sometimes bringing said

407
00:11:07,732 --> 00:11:11,529
partners into our marital bed,

408
00:11:11,529 --> 00:11:13,655
but just girls, not dudes,

409
00:11:13,655 --> 00:11:15,907
except maybe one time just

410
00:11:13,655 --> 00:11:15,907
to see what that's like?

411
00:11:15,907 --> 00:11:18,076
I mean, is that

412
00:11:15,907 --> 00:11:18,076
what you want?

413
00:11:19,161 --> 00:11:20,287
No.

414
00:11:20,287 --> 00:11:22,247
Okay.

415
00:11:22,247 --> 00:11:24,249
Me, neither!

416
00:11:24,249 --> 00:11:26,668
Okay, Robin, look,

417
00:11:24,249 --> 00:11:26,668
you-you need to call the Captain

418
00:11:26,668 --> 00:11:29,129
and let him down easy, okay?

419
00:11:29,129 --> 00:11:31,465
Let him move on

420
00:11:29,129 --> 00:11:31,465
with his life.

421
00:11:31,465 --> 00:11:34,552
Let him go out on his boat

422
00:11:31,465 --> 00:11:34,552
with his old friends,

423
00:11:34,552 --> 00:11:36,970
maybe some new friends.

424
00:11:36,970 --> 00:11:39,973
Maybe let one of those

425
00:11:36,970 --> 00:11:39,973
new friends steer the boat.

426
00:11:39,973 --> 00:11:43,268
Just so that one

427
00:11:39,973 --> 00:11:43,268
of them could say,

428
00:11:43,268 --> 00:11:46,313
"Iceberg straight ahead!"

429
00:11:46,313 --> 00:11:48,315
Fine.

430
00:11:51,527 --> 00:11:52,944
Ahoy.

431
00:11:52,944 --> 00:11:56,281
Hi. Captain, it's Robin.

432
00:11:56,281 --> 00:11:57,282
Ahoy.

433
00:11:57,282 --> 00:11:58,700
Uh, look,

434
00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:00,411
I, uh, have to be

435
00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:00,411
upfront with you.

436
00:12:00,411 --> 00:12:01,786
I'm engaged.

437
00:12:01,786 --> 00:12:03,914
Engaged? I thought you

438
00:12:01,786 --> 00:12:03,914
were married to Marshall.

439
00:12:03,914 --> 00:12:05,790
This is Robin, right?

440
00:12:05,790 --> 00:12:07,501
The redheaded

441
00:12:05,790 --> 00:12:07,501
kindergarten teacher

442
00:12:07,501 --> 00:12:09,587
who wore the gray dress

443
00:12:07,501 --> 00:12:09,587
and the blue shoes

444
00:12:09,587 --> 00:12:10,754
to that art show?

445
00:12:10,754 --> 00:12:12,548
Can you please

446
00:12:10,754 --> 00:12:12,548
hold a moment?

447
00:12:12,548 --> 00:12:13,673
Dropping anchor.

448
00:12:14,758 --> 00:12:17,094
He's looking for Lily.

449
00:12:17,094 --> 00:12:19,221
Should I give him

450
00:12:17,094 --> 00:12:19,221
her number?

451
00:12:19,221 --> 00:12:21,723
Yeah. We've already

452
00:12:19,221 --> 00:12:21,723
discussed it.

453
00:12:21,723 --> 00:12:23,392
It's $4 million cash.

454
00:12:24,351 --> 00:12:25,727
Oh, her phone number.

455
00:12:25,727 --> 00:12:27,354
Yes, I don't think

456
00:12:25,727 --> 00:12:27,354
she'll mind.

457
00:12:27,354 --> 00:12:29,898
You gave the Captain my number?

458
00:12:29,898 --> 00:12:31,858
She minds.

459
00:12:32,817 --> 00:12:34,736
It finally happened.

460
00:12:34,736 --> 00:12:37,114
My past finally caught up

461
00:12:34,736 --> 00:12:37,114
with me.

462
00:12:37,114 --> 00:12:38,365
Oh, God.

463
00:12:38,365 --> 00:12:40,200
Lily, if you tell me that you

464
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,035
slept with the Captain

465
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,035
for anything under 2.8,

466
00:12:42,035 --> 00:12:44,455
which we agreed was as low

467
00:12:42,035 --> 00:12:44,455
as we were going to go...

468
00:12:44,455 --> 00:12:46,748
No, it's nothing like that.

469
00:12:46,748 --> 00:12:49,585
Do you guys remember the

470
00:12:46,748 --> 00:12:49,585
last time we saw the Captain?

471
00:12:49,585 --> 00:12:51,128
Yes.

472
00:12:49,585 --> 00:12:51,128
Oh, right.

473
00:12:51,128 --> 00:12:53,797
Of course you don't.

474
00:12:51,128 --> 00:12:53,797
Barney, you weren't there.

475
00:12:53,797 --> 00:12:56,133
Ted, you had just floated out

476
00:12:53,797 --> 00:12:56,133
of a Snoop Dogg B-side.

477
00:12:56,133 --> 00:12:58,218
And, Robin,

478
00:12:56,133 --> 00:12:58,218
you had just come from that

479
00:12:58,218 --> 00:13:00,178
big meeting that ran long.

480
00:13:06,768 --> 00:13:09,146
Delicious. Shrimpy for me.

481
00:13:09,146 --> 00:13:11,148
This place

482
00:13:09,146 --> 00:13:11,148
is so fancy.

483
00:13:11,148 --> 00:13:13,775
I hope I don't

484
00:13:11,148 --> 00:13:13,775
embarrass myself.

485
00:13:13,775 --> 00:13:16,736
Come on, Lily, you have nothing

486
00:13:13,775 --> 00:13:16,736
to be embarrassed about.

487
00:13:18,780 --> 00:13:19,864
Dude!

488
00:13:19,864 --> 00:13:21,408
Look who's here!

489
00:13:21,408 --> 00:13:22,660
Daddy's...

490
00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:24,953
Nope.

491
00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:24,953
Nope.

492
00:13:24,953 --> 00:13:26,664
Well, well.

493
00:13:26,664 --> 00:13:28,290
Ted Mosby, my old nemesis.

494
00:13:28,290 --> 00:13:31,042
Hello, sailor.

495
00:13:31,042 --> 00:13:32,670
No!

496
00:13:32,670 --> 00:13:36,006
No, no, no, no, no,

497
00:13:32,670 --> 00:13:36,006
no, no, no, no, no.

498
00:13:36,006 --> 00:13:38,842
Okay, yeah,

499
00:13:36,006 --> 00:13:38,842
that's what happened.

500
00:13:38,842 --> 00:13:41,094
This is Shelly,

501
00:13:38,842 --> 00:13:41,094
my art consultant.

502
00:13:42,179 --> 00:13:43,805
Art consultant!

503
00:13:43,805 --> 00:13:45,641
What's that?

504
00:13:45,641 --> 00:13:47,267
Shelly helps the Captain

505
00:13:45,641 --> 00:13:47,267
select artwork

506
00:13:47,267 --> 00:13:49,394
based on its aesthetic appeal

507
00:13:49,394 --> 00:13:50,895
and its value

508
00:13:49,394 --> 00:13:50,895
as an investment,

509
00:13:50,895 --> 00:13:53,691
which is why I think

510
00:13:50,895 --> 00:13:53,691
she's gonna love

511
00:13:53,691 --> 00:13:54,899
this elephant painting.

512
00:13:54,899 --> 00:13:58,820
I think this artist

513
00:13:54,899 --> 00:13:58,820
is going places.

514
00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:01,323
You'd have to be a real Dumbo

515
00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:01,323
not to enjoy this painting.

516
00:14:01,323 --> 00:14:02,407
Get it?

517
00:14:02,407 --> 00:14:03,867
'Cause he's an elephant?

518
00:14:03,867 --> 00:14:07,621
Your sense of humor is as

519
00:14:03,867 --> 00:14:07,621
good as your taste in art.

520
00:14:07,621 --> 00:14:09,414
Captain?

521
00:14:09,414 --> 00:14:10,749
We'll talk tomorrow?

522
00:14:12,292 --> 00:14:13,835
If you like art,

523
00:14:13,835 --> 00:14:15,837
you should see the painting

524
00:14:13,835 --> 00:14:15,837
I just acquired.

525
00:14:15,837 --> 00:14:16,880
It's in my...

526
00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,549
Manners.

527
00:14:18,549 --> 00:14:19,966
That's how that feels.

528
00:14:23,220 --> 00:14:26,223
In my apartment right upstairs.

529
00:14:26,223 --> 00:14:28,475
It's gonna blow you away.

530
00:14:28,475 --> 00:14:30,852
Snorkeling.

531
00:14:30,852 --> 00:14:33,104
Then, after I saved you

532
00:14:30,852 --> 00:14:33,104
from destroying

533
00:14:33,104 --> 00:14:34,732
a priceless crystal ashtray...

534
00:14:34,732 --> 00:14:36,149
You're welcome.

535
00:14:38,860 --> 00:14:41,530
Hello, my darling,

536
00:14:38,860 --> 00:14:41,530
my one true love, my everything.

537
00:14:44,241 --> 00:14:48,036
So, who wants

538
00:14:44,241 --> 00:14:48,036
to see that painting?

539
00:14:48,036 --> 00:14:50,163
Ooh, if you

540
00:14:48,036 --> 00:14:50,163
show me yours,

541
00:14:50,163 --> 00:14:52,583
I'll show you mine.

542
00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,459
So we check out the painting.

543
00:14:54,459 --> 00:14:56,878
Huh. You know,

544
00:14:56,878 --> 00:14:59,130
that elephant painting

545
00:14:56,878 --> 00:14:59,130
would look nice in here.

546
00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:00,882
You're looking at a masterpiece,

547
00:15:00,882 --> 00:15:02,926
and you're talking

548
00:15:00,882 --> 00:15:02,926
about some elephant painting?

549
00:15:02,926 --> 00:15:05,929
No...!

550
00:15:05,929 --> 00:15:09,266
Oh, this one's nice, too.

551
00:15:09,266 --> 00:15:12,185
I just like

552
00:15:09,266 --> 00:15:12,185
the elephant painting better.

553
00:15:12,185 --> 00:15:16,898
You know, it doesn't matter

554
00:15:12,185 --> 00:15:16,898
what you like.

555
00:15:16,898 --> 00:15:18,983
You're just

556
00:15:16,898 --> 00:15:18,983
a kindergarten teacher.

557
00:15:20,527 --> 00:15:22,780
Ah, finally we're alone.

558
00:15:29,953 --> 00:15:32,497
Oh, no, Lily, what did you do?

559
00:15:32,497 --> 00:15:34,124
He was a jerk...

560
00:15:32,497 --> 00:15:34,124
he deserved to have

561
00:15:34,124 --> 00:15:36,501
that precious painting stolen.

562
00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:38,002
Oh, God, Lily, you didn't...?

563
00:15:38,002 --> 00:15:39,546
Of course I didn't.

564
00:15:40,547 --> 00:15:42,758
I stole this ashtray instead.

565
00:15:47,554 --> 00:15:49,931
Lily!

566
00:15:47,554 --> 00:15:49,931
Hey, you know the rules.

567
00:15:49,931 --> 00:15:53,226
You misbehave, I take away

568
00:15:49,931 --> 00:15:53,226
one of your toys.

569
00:15:53,226 --> 00:15:54,936
Aldrin Justice, baby.

570
00:15:54,936 --> 00:15:56,229
So you're telling me

571
00:15:54,936 --> 00:15:56,229
that that ashtray

572
00:15:56,229 --> 00:15:57,939
that's been in our apartment

573
00:15:57,939 --> 00:15:59,399
for over a year and a half

574
00:15:59,399 --> 00:16:01,819
is not only stolen,

575
00:15:59,399 --> 00:16:01,819
but also very expensive.

576
00:16:01,819 --> 00:16:03,737
Both of those things... yes.

577
00:16:03,737 --> 00:16:06,030
Guys, can you leave us alone

578
00:16:03,737 --> 00:16:06,030
for a minute, please?

579
00:16:06,030 --> 00:16:07,949
Ooh, they're gonna do it.

580
00:16:07,949 --> 00:16:09,033
No, we're gonna fight.

581
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,454
And then maybe afterwards

582
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,454
we'll do it.

583
00:16:14,038 --> 00:16:15,039
I can't believe

584
00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:16,583
that was the same ashtray.

585
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:18,001
I should've recognized it.

586
00:16:18,001 --> 00:16:20,211
I know... me, too.

587
00:16:20,211 --> 00:16:22,046
Barney, you weren't there.

588
00:16:22,046 --> 00:16:24,591
Why is it so important that

589
00:16:22,046 --> 00:16:24,591
you be part of this story?

590
00:16:24,591 --> 00:16:27,051
Because crazy stories

591
00:16:24,591 --> 00:16:27,051
are my thing.

592
00:16:27,051 --> 00:16:28,846
You have architecture,

593
00:16:28,846 --> 00:16:29,971
Marshall has the law,

594
00:16:29,971 --> 00:16:31,139
Lily has art,

595
00:16:31,139 --> 00:16:33,141
Robin has pleasing

596
00:16:31,139 --> 00:16:33,141
me sexually.

597
00:16:33,141 --> 00:16:35,226
You all have a passion

598
00:16:33,141 --> 00:16:35,226
that drives you.

599
00:16:35,226 --> 00:16:37,020
Well, if I have a passion,

600
00:16:35,226 --> 00:16:37,020
it's taking life

601
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:39,773
and turning it into a

602
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:39,773
series of crazy stories.

603
00:16:39,773 --> 00:16:42,359
If you can do that

604
00:16:39,773 --> 00:16:42,359
without me, then...

605
00:16:42,359 --> 00:16:45,403
I don't even know

606
00:16:42,359 --> 00:16:45,403
who I am anymore.

607
00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:50,241
You know what, Barney?

608
00:16:50,241 --> 00:16:52,703
Now that I think about it,

609
00:16:52,703 --> 00:16:54,078
you were there.

610
00:16:54,078 --> 00:16:55,288
That's right, you were.

611
00:16:55,288 --> 00:16:56,289
I was?

612
00:16:55,288 --> 00:16:56,289
Yeah.

613
00:16:56,289 --> 00:16:57,624
I mean, I know I was.

614
00:16:57,624 --> 00:17:00,293
That's what I'm

615
00:16:57,624 --> 00:17:00,293
saying, guys.

616
00:17:00,293 --> 00:17:04,005
We just, uh... we just didn't

617
00:17:00,293 --> 00:17:04,005
realize it because...

618
00:17:04,005 --> 00:17:05,632
you were in disguise.

619
00:17:05,632 --> 00:17:07,091
Yeah, you were doing, uh,

620
00:17:07,091 --> 00:17:08,635
one of your plays

621
00:17:07,091 --> 00:17:08,635
from the playbook.

622
00:17:08,635 --> 00:17:10,888
On Shelly, the art consultant.

623
00:17:10,888 --> 00:17:13,640
Yes, it was, uh, some play

624
00:17:10,888 --> 00:17:13,640
that had to do with art...

625
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,059
The Royal Archduke

626
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,059
of Grand Fenwick?

627
00:17:16,059 --> 00:17:18,102
A simple play

628
00:17:16,059 --> 00:17:18,102
you can do

629
00:17:18,102 --> 00:17:20,104
using two everyday

630
00:17:18,102 --> 00:17:20,104
household objects...

631
00:17:20,104 --> 00:17:21,314
a Prussian

632
00:17:20,104 --> 00:17:21,314
military costume

633
00:17:21,314 --> 00:17:23,107
and an oil painting

634
00:17:21,314 --> 00:17:23,107
of yourself?

635
00:17:23,107 --> 00:17:25,694
That's the one,

636
00:17:23,107 --> 00:17:25,694
and it worked on Shelly.

637
00:17:26,653 --> 00:17:28,071
I totally nailed her!

638
00:17:28,071 --> 00:17:30,741
And then I nailed her sister

639
00:17:28,071 --> 00:17:30,741
who was even hotter.

640
00:17:32,116 --> 00:17:34,327
Good times.

641
00:17:34,327 --> 00:17:36,621
You are gonna return that

642
00:17:34,327 --> 00:17:36,621
ashtray, and you're gonna pray

643
00:17:36,621 --> 00:17:38,832
that he doesn't press charges,

644
00:17:36,621 --> 00:17:38,832
because I can't be

645
00:17:38,832 --> 00:17:40,876
in a marriage where

646
00:17:38,832 --> 00:17:40,876
one of us is in prison.

647
00:17:40,876 --> 00:17:42,836
I know that we role-play

648
00:17:40,876 --> 00:17:42,836
conjugal visits a lot,

649
00:17:42,836 --> 00:17:44,755
but I can't do that

650
00:17:42,836 --> 00:17:44,755
for realsies.

651
00:17:44,755 --> 00:17:46,256
I'm sorry...

652
00:17:44,755 --> 00:17:46,256
all rulings are final.

653
00:17:46,256 --> 00:17:48,216
I am not taking it back.

654
00:17:48,216 --> 00:17:49,634
Oh, my God!

655
00:17:49,634 --> 00:17:50,761
Lily,

656
00:17:50,761 --> 00:17:52,053
what is the big deal?

657
00:17:52,053 --> 00:17:53,680
Okay, so what?

658
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,640
So he said you're just

659
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,640
a kindergarten teacher.

660
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,225
Why do you let that bother you?

661
00:17:57,225 --> 00:17:58,435
Because he was right.

662
00:17:58,435 --> 00:18:00,645
I am just

663
00:17:58,435 --> 00:18:00,645
a kindergarten teacher.

664
00:18:00,645 --> 00:18:02,313
And, yes,

665
00:18:00,645 --> 00:18:02,313
I have a degree

666
00:18:02,313 --> 00:18:04,942
in art history and I was meant

667
00:18:02,313 --> 00:18:04,942
to do something with it,

668
00:18:04,942 --> 00:18:06,234
but I didn't.

669
00:18:06,234 --> 00:18:07,360
Somewhere along

670
00:18:06,234 --> 00:18:07,360
the line,

671
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:10,113
I forgot to pursue

672
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:10,113
my dream, and...

673
00:18:10,113 --> 00:18:13,283
and now I'm old and I'm a mom

674
00:18:10,113 --> 00:18:13,283
and it's just too late for me.

675
00:18:13,283 --> 00:18:15,118
Lily, okay, okay.

676
00:18:15,118 --> 00:18:16,578
It's too late.

677
00:18:15,118 --> 00:18:16,578
No, no, no,

678
00:18:15,118 --> 00:18:16,578
it's not too...

679
00:18:16,578 --> 00:18:18,162
it's not too late.

680
00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:20,164
You're gonna quit

681
00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:20,164
your job tomorrow,

682
00:18:20,164 --> 00:18:23,084
and you're gonna...

683
00:18:20,164 --> 00:18:23,084
you're gonna go back and pick up

684
00:18:23,084 --> 00:18:25,086
right where you left off

685
00:18:23,084 --> 00:18:25,086
with that art stuff.

686
00:18:25,086 --> 00:18:27,130
And then you know what?

687
00:18:27,130 --> 00:18:29,967
I'm gonna find Shelly, and I'm

688
00:18:27,130 --> 00:18:29,967
gonna punch her in the face.

689
00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:32,093
I am... I'm gonna

690
00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:32,093
punch a girl...

691
00:18:32,093 --> 00:18:34,137
and run away.

692
00:18:34,137 --> 00:18:36,389
Look.

693
00:18:36,389 --> 00:18:38,141
I promise you,

694
00:18:38,141 --> 00:18:41,478
your best

695
00:18:38,141 --> 00:18:41,478
and your most exciting days

696
00:18:41,478 --> 00:18:43,187
are all ahead of you.

697
00:18:44,397 --> 00:18:48,192
I love you so much

698
00:18:44,397 --> 00:18:48,192
for saying that,

699
00:18:48,192 --> 00:18:51,279
but there gets to be

700
00:18:48,192 --> 00:18:51,279
a point in life

701
00:18:51,279 --> 00:18:54,073
where that just

702
00:18:51,279 --> 00:18:54,073
stops being true.

703
00:18:55,199 --> 00:18:58,202
I'm sorry I stole this.

704
00:18:58,202 --> 00:19:00,413
I'll return it

705
00:18:58,202 --> 00:19:00,413
first thing tomorrow.

706
00:19:00,413 --> 00:19:02,499
And so the next day,

707
00:19:00,413 --> 00:19:02,499
Lily returned

708
00:19:02,499 --> 00:19:04,417
to the Captain's apartment.

709
00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:06,127
Well, how about that.

710
00:19:06,127 --> 00:19:07,587
I didn't even realize

711
00:19:06,127 --> 00:19:07,587
it was gone.

712
00:19:07,587 --> 00:19:10,298
No harm done.

713
00:19:10,298 --> 00:19:13,134
Wait, if you weren't calling

714
00:19:10,298 --> 00:19:13,134
about the ashtray,

715
00:19:13,134 --> 00:19:14,719
then why'd you want to see me?

716
00:19:14,719 --> 00:19:16,095
Follow me.

717
00:19:20,141 --> 00:19:21,351
Oh, my gosh.

718
00:19:21,351 --> 00:19:24,145
Yep, that night,

719
00:19:21,351 --> 00:19:24,145
I ducked back down

720
00:19:24,145 --> 00:19:25,856
into the gallery and bought it.

721
00:19:25,856 --> 00:19:27,440
Shelly didn't stop you?

722
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,443
Shelly was off with some

723
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,443
archduke she met at the party.

724
00:19:30,443 --> 00:19:32,779
No, I just... well,

725
00:19:32,779 --> 00:19:35,323
I liked what you said

726
00:19:32,779 --> 00:19:35,323
about how you just liked it.

727
00:19:35,323 --> 00:19:37,158
I still do.

728
00:19:37,158 --> 00:19:39,327
Me, too.

729
00:19:39,327 --> 00:19:42,163
Anyway, I just sold

730
00:19:39,327 --> 00:19:42,163
it for $4 million.

731
00:19:39,327 --> 00:19:42,163
What?

732
00:19:42,163 --> 00:19:44,248
In the year and a half

733
00:19:42,163 --> 00:19:44,248
since I bought this piece,

734
00:19:44,248 --> 00:19:47,460
the artist has turned into

735
00:19:44,248 --> 00:19:47,460
a huge star in the art world.

736
00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:49,212
The next Basquiat,

737
00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:49,212
they're saying.

738
00:19:49,212 --> 00:19:51,422
And nobody saw it coming

739
00:19:49,212 --> 00:19:51,422
except you.

740
00:19:51,422 --> 00:19:55,176
So I've decided to give you

741
00:19:51,422 --> 00:19:55,176
half my earnings from the sale.

742
00:19:55,176 --> 00:19:56,761
I'm just kidding.

743
00:19:56,761 --> 00:19:58,805
I'm not giving you

744
00:19:56,761 --> 00:19:58,805
two million bucks.

745
00:19:58,805 --> 00:20:01,182
I mean, I could.

746
00:20:01,182 --> 00:20:03,184
Easily... it wouldn't even

747
00:20:01,182 --> 00:20:03,184
make a dent for me.

748
00:20:03,184 --> 00:20:06,187
But trust me,

749
00:20:03,184 --> 00:20:06,187
the tax code being what it is,

750
00:20:06,187 --> 00:20:08,189
you do not want

751
00:20:06,187 --> 00:20:08,189
to be rich right now.

752
00:20:08,189 --> 00:20:10,191
So here's what I'm thinking.

753
00:20:10,191 --> 00:20:11,985
I want to get back

754
00:20:10,191 --> 00:20:11,985
in the art game,

755
00:20:11,985 --> 00:20:14,445
and I need a new art consultant.

756
00:20:15,279 --> 00:20:18,909
Wait, are you offering me a job?

757
00:20:18,909 --> 00:20:20,368
If you want it.

758
00:20:20,368 --> 00:20:21,953
What do you say?

759
00:20:23,371 --> 00:20:24,789
And she said yes.

760
00:20:23,371 --> 00:20:24,789
Guys, it was amazing!

761
00:20:24,789 --> 00:20:26,374
You should have been there.

762
00:20:24,789 --> 00:20:26,374
Barney!

763
00:20:26,374 --> 00:20:27,709
You were not there.

764
00:20:26,374 --> 00:20:27,709
Let her tell

765
00:20:26,374 --> 00:20:27,709
her story.

766
00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:28,835
Guys!

767
00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:28,835
You were not there.

768
00:20:28,835 --> 00:20:31,671
What did you say, baby?

769
00:20:31,671 --> 00:20:33,464
I said yes.

770
00:20:33,464 --> 00:20:34,799
Ha! Told you!

771
00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:37,635
How would I know that

772
00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:37,635
she was going to say...?

773
00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:42,515
The Royal Archduke

774
00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:42,515
Of Grand Fenwick