1 00:00:01,169 --> 00:00:03,544 Kids, by the spring of 2013, 2 00:00:03,586 --> 00:00:06,002 Lily and Marshall had life 3 00:00:03,586 --> 00:00:06,002 figured out; 4 00:00:06,043 --> 00:00:09,586 Lily was making a name as the 5 00:00:06,043 --> 00:00:09,586 art consultant for The Captain, 6 00:00:09,627 --> 00:00:12,335 Marshall was a superstar 7 00:00:09,627 --> 00:00:12,335 environmental lawyer 8 00:00:12,377 --> 00:00:15,627 and home life 9 00:00:12,377 --> 00:00:15,627 was a well-oiled machine. 10 00:00:15,669 --> 00:00:16,836 And then... 11 00:00:16,878 --> 00:00:18,544 something changed. 12 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:21,960 Captain, you wanted to see me? 13 00:00:22,002 --> 00:00:24,210 Captain? Hello? 14 00:00:24,252 --> 00:00:25,919 Permission to come aboard? 15 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,043 Granted. 16 00:00:28,377 --> 00:00:31,794 Lily, small order of business: 17 00:00:28,377 --> 00:00:31,794 I'm moving to Rome 18 00:00:31,836 --> 00:00:33,002 and I'd like you to come 19 00:00:31,836 --> 00:00:33,002 with me. 20 00:00:33,043 --> 00:00:34,002 Carry on. 21 00:00:34,043 --> 00:00:36,836 What? 22 00:00:34,043 --> 00:00:36,836 That-That-That's amazing, 23 00:00:36,878 --> 00:00:39,752 but I-I don't know if I can 24 00:00:36,878 --> 00:00:39,752 just uproot my life. 25 00:00:39,794 --> 00:00:41,669 It's only for a year. 26 00:00:39,794 --> 00:00:41,669 Carry on. 27 00:00:41,711 --> 00:00:43,794 But I'm married 28 00:00:41,711 --> 00:00:43,794 and we have a baby 29 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:45,919 and they just opened 30 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:45,919 a Shake Shack on our block 31 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:46,919 and there's never a line! 32 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:47,752 I understand 33 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:47,752 it's a big decision. 34 00:00:47,794 --> 00:00:49,960 Take all the time you need. 35 00:00:50,002 --> 00:00:51,711 Just let me know 36 00:00:50,002 --> 00:00:51,711 by the end of the day. 37 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:55,252 Also, I need your advice on 38 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:55,252 purchasing some luggage. 39 00:00:55,294 --> 00:00:57,002 - What kind? 40 00:00:55,294 --> 00:00:57,002 - Carry on. 41 00:01:11,127 --> 00:01:12,794 Well, this has been fun. 42 00:01:11,127 --> 00:01:12,794 I should go. 43 00:01:12,836 --> 00:01:14,669 But you literally just got here. 44 00:01:14,711 --> 00:01:16,252 I didn't "literally" 45 00:01:14,711 --> 00:01:16,252 just get here. 46 00:01:16,294 --> 00:01:17,878 I hate when people misuse 47 00:01:16,294 --> 00:01:17,878 that word. 48 00:01:17,919 --> 00:01:21,043 So do I. 49 00:01:17,919 --> 00:01:21,043 But you literally just got here. 50 00:01:21,085 --> 00:01:22,169 Hey, Ted. 51 00:01:23,210 --> 00:01:25,335 Well, this has been fun. 52 00:01:23,210 --> 00:01:25,335 I should go. 53 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:27,460 Okay, fine, now I'm leaving. 54 00:01:27,502 --> 00:01:29,419 Why do people go 55 00:01:27,502 --> 00:01:29,419 to a bar, anyway? 56 00:01:29,460 --> 00:01:32,127 To get your drink on 57 00:01:29,460 --> 00:01:32,127 and some girl's pants off. 58 00:01:32,169 --> 00:01:33,836 I can do both at home. 59 00:01:34,878 --> 00:01:37,002 What are you looking at? 60 00:01:37,043 --> 00:01:38,169 The girl in the big coat? 61 00:01:38,210 --> 00:01:40,919 We were in 62 00:01:38,210 --> 00:01:40,919 the same yoga class together. 63 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,919 You know how sometimes you'll 64 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,919 meet a girl and there'll be 65 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:45,836 that one bewitching little 66 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:45,836 detail that'll make you 67 00:01:45,878 --> 00:01:47,627 fall in love with her instantly? 68 00:01:47,669 --> 00:01:49,502 You know, a little freckle 69 00:01:47,669 --> 00:01:49,502 on the nose, 70 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:50,836 the-the lilt of her laugh, 71 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:53,127 the way she pronounces 72 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:53,127 a certain word or phrase? 73 00:01:53,169 --> 00:01:54,960 Sure, totally. 74 00:01:55,002 --> 00:01:57,127 Well, in this girl's case, 75 00:01:57,169 --> 00:01:59,502 the bewitching little detail is 76 00:01:57,169 --> 00:01:59,502 the fact 77 00:01:59,544 --> 00:02:02,836 that she has 78 00:01:59,544 --> 00:02:02,836 just a "redonkulous" body. 79 00:02:02,878 --> 00:02:03,960 Redonkulous? 80 00:02:04,085 --> 00:02:05,127 Redonkulous! 81 00:02:05,169 --> 00:02:06,252 I've only heard you use 82 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:07,878 "redonkulous" to describe 83 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,711 Mission Impossible: 84 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,711 Ghost Protocol. 85 00:02:09,752 --> 00:02:12,794 Barney, this girl has 86 00:02:12,836 --> 00:02:16,085 the Mission Impossible: 87 00:02:12,836 --> 00:02:16,085 Ghost Protocol of bodies. 88 00:02:16,127 --> 00:02:17,586 Whoa. 89 00:02:17,627 --> 00:02:20,627 Just wait till she takes 90 00:02:17,627 --> 00:02:20,627 that coat off. 91 00:02:20,669 --> 00:02:23,002 Oh, wait, sorry, you were 92 00:02:20,669 --> 00:02:23,002 just about to leave, right? 93 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:25,335 I mean, I've already paid 94 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:25,335 for this drink. 95 00:02:25,377 --> 00:02:29,544 Guys, The Captain just made me 96 00:02:25,377 --> 00:02:29,544 a very interesting offer. 97 00:02:29,586 --> 00:02:31,836 Finally, we get around 98 00:02:29,586 --> 00:02:31,836 to the real reason he hired you. 99 00:02:31,878 --> 00:02:34,586 Just promise you film it, 100 00:02:31,878 --> 00:02:34,586 and please use a tripod. 101 00:02:34,627 --> 00:02:36,169 There's nothing artistic 102 00:02:34,627 --> 00:02:36,169 about shaky-cam. 103 00:02:36,210 --> 00:02:37,294 It just looks sloppy. 104 00:02:37,335 --> 00:02:39,794 He wants me to move 105 00:02:37,335 --> 00:02:39,794 to Rome for a year 106 00:02:39,836 --> 00:02:41,294 to buy art for him. 107 00:02:41,335 --> 00:02:42,752 Whoa! Seriously? 108 00:02:42,794 --> 00:02:43,752 - Is that something 109 00:02:42,794 --> 00:02:43,752 you want to do? 110 00:02:42,794 --> 00:02:43,752 - Are you kidding? 111 00:02:43,794 --> 00:02:45,294 I've always wanted 112 00:02:43,794 --> 00:02:45,294 to live abroad! 113 00:02:45,335 --> 00:02:50,127 My summer in Paris, back in 114 00:02:45,335 --> 00:02:50,127 college, was so enlightening: 115 00:02:50,169 --> 00:02:53,043 the art, the history, 116 00:02:50,169 --> 00:02:53,043 the free cheese 117 00:02:53,085 --> 00:02:54,794 just for wearing 118 00:02:53,085 --> 00:02:54,794 a low-cut top. 119 00:02:54,836 --> 00:02:56,960 Well, how does Marshall feel 120 00:02:54,836 --> 00:02:56,960 about moving? 121 00:02:57,002 --> 00:02:58,377 I haven't told him yet. 122 00:02:58,419 --> 00:03:00,210 He really loves 123 00:02:58,419 --> 00:03:00,210 his job here. 124 00:03:00,252 --> 00:03:02,169 Yeah, but he also 125 00:03:00,252 --> 00:03:02,169 loves Italy! 126 00:03:02,210 --> 00:03:04,210 He took a week 127 00:03:02,210 --> 00:03:04,210 of Italian in college, 128 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:06,127 and the only reason 129 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:06,127 he dropped it was 130 00:03:06,169 --> 00:03:09,294 'cause he had a conflict... 131 00:03:06,169 --> 00:03:09,294 with being not stoned. 132 00:03:09,335 --> 00:03:12,127 But he still knows 133 00:03:09,335 --> 00:03:12,127 how to say the phrase, 134 00:03:12,169 --> 00:03:15,294 "Come on, bro, don't Bogart 135 00:03:12,169 --> 00:03:15,294 all the Funyuns." 136 00:03:15,335 --> 00:03:17,169 All right, 137 00:03:15,335 --> 00:03:17,169 I'm gonna call him. 138 00:03:19,586 --> 00:03:20,544 Hey, baby. 139 00:03:20,586 --> 00:03:22,210 Hey, baby, I can't talk 140 00:03:20,586 --> 00:03:22,210 right now. 141 00:03:22,252 --> 00:03:24,127 I'm working on a big case. Bye. 142 00:03:24,169 --> 00:03:25,335 And that's when Lily realized 143 00:03:25,377 --> 00:03:28,002 what moving to Rome 144 00:03:25,377 --> 00:03:28,002 would really mean. 145 00:03:51,294 --> 00:03:55,210 Gino Cavallini... 146 00:03:51,294 --> 00:03:55,210 come on down! 147 00:03:55,544 --> 00:03:57,127 And before you know it... 148 00:03:57,169 --> 00:03:58,335 his life turns 149 00:03:57,169 --> 00:03:58,335 into an angsty, 150 00:03:58,377 --> 00:04:00,586 existential black-and-white 151 00:03:58,377 --> 00:04:00,586 Italian movie. 152 00:04:00,627 --> 00:04:02,169 Exactly. 153 00:04:14,252 --> 00:04:15,752 What do you 154 00:04:14,252 --> 00:04:15,752 do for a living? 155 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:18,794 I used to be a lawyer. 156 00:04:18,919 --> 00:04:20,752 And what are you now? 157 00:04:22,127 --> 00:04:24,210 I don't know anymore. 158 00:04:24,335 --> 00:04:26,878 Why don't you and I 159 00:04:24,335 --> 00:04:26,878 move to Minnesota, 160 00:04:26,919 --> 00:04:30,252 where I will learn 161 00:04:26,919 --> 00:04:30,252 your mother's recipe... 162 00:04:30,294 --> 00:04:33,377 for ham casserole. 163 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:39,878 I'm sorry. I got to hit 164 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:39,878 pause for a second. 165 00:04:39,919 --> 00:04:41,544 Why is it so hot in here? 166 00:04:41,586 --> 00:04:44,002 Oh, right. While you were 167 00:04:41,586 --> 00:04:44,002 blabbering on and on 168 00:04:44,043 --> 00:04:45,377 about your whole life crisis 169 00:04:44,043 --> 00:04:45,377 or whatever, 170 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:47,794 I slipped Carl a hundred 171 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:47,794 to turn the heat up in here. 172 00:04:47,836 --> 00:04:49,002 What? Why? 173 00:04:49,043 --> 00:04:52,586 Because she is still 174 00:04:49,043 --> 00:04:52,586 in the big puffy coat! 175 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:54,919 Barney, what are 176 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:54,919 you doing? 177 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:55,919 I'm trying her out of that coat, 178 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:56,960 that's what I'm doing! 179 00:04:57,002 --> 00:04:58,502 I'm fighting hotness 180 00:04:57,002 --> 00:04:58,502 with hotness! 181 00:04:58,544 --> 00:05:00,169 You're engaged. 182 00:05:00,210 --> 00:05:01,169 Okay, Lily, clearly you're 183 00:05:01,210 --> 00:05:02,419 forgetting something. 184 00:05:02,460 --> 00:05:05,210 Yes, I'm engaged 185 00:05:02,460 --> 00:05:05,210 to the coolest girl on Earth. 186 00:05:05,252 --> 00:05:07,502 This is about looking, 187 00:05:05,252 --> 00:05:07,502 not touching. 188 00:05:07,544 --> 00:05:10,460 Robin understands there is one 189 00:05:07,544 --> 00:05:10,460 set of balls she can't tie up 190 00:05:10,502 --> 00:05:13,419 with a necktie and lightly hit 191 00:05:10,502 --> 00:05:13,419 with a Ping-Pong paddle. 192 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:15,335 These balls. 193 00:05:15,377 --> 00:05:17,377 Okay, I'm gonna call 194 00:05:15,377 --> 00:05:17,377 The Captain, 195 00:05:17,419 --> 00:05:19,711 get this over with. 196 00:05:20,335 --> 00:05:21,544 Ahoy. 197 00:05:21,586 --> 00:05:24,960 - Hello, Captain? 198 00:05:21,586 --> 00:05:24,960 - Lily, I hope you're not calling 199 00:05:25,002 --> 00:05:27,252 to harpoon our big move 200 00:05:25,002 --> 00:05:27,252 to Rome. 201 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:31,085 Thank you, but I can't ask my 202 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:31,085 husband to abandon his career. 203 00:05:31,127 --> 00:05:33,127 Would you like me 204 00:05:31,127 --> 00:05:33,127 to try and convince him? 205 00:05:33,169 --> 00:05:34,711 I'm very persuasive. 206 00:05:34,752 --> 00:05:37,210 I'm sorry, the ship has sailed. 207 00:05:37,252 --> 00:05:38,294 What's that mean? 208 00:05:38,335 --> 00:05:41,127 Well, you know, 209 00:05:38,335 --> 00:05:41,127 "The ship has sailed"? 210 00:05:41,169 --> 00:05:43,544 That it's over and there's 211 00:05:41,169 --> 00:05:43,544 nothing you can do? 212 00:05:43,586 --> 00:05:46,460 What a peculiar expression. Hmm. 213 00:05:46,502 --> 00:05:47,878 Well, thanks for all 214 00:05:46,502 --> 00:05:47,878 your hard work, Lily. 215 00:05:47,919 --> 00:05:49,502 I've never been good at 216 00:05:47,919 --> 00:05:49,502 good-byes, so... 217 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,085 Well, that's that. 218 00:05:52,127 --> 00:05:55,377 My dream job as an 219 00:05:52,127 --> 00:05:55,377 art consultant is over. 220 00:05:55,419 --> 00:05:56,544 And the sad part... 221 00:05:56,586 --> 00:05:57,919 Okay, I gotta stop you 222 00:05:56,586 --> 00:05:57,919 right there, Lily, 223 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:01,377 'cause unless I'm mistaken, 224 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:01,377 lock and load gentlemen. 225 00:06:03,294 --> 00:06:06,752 A scarf? No, don't put on, 226 00:06:03,294 --> 00:06:06,752 take off! 227 00:06:06,794 --> 00:06:08,627 Okay, you're 228 00:06:06,794 --> 00:06:08,627 starting to drool. 229 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:09,919 I'm calling creepy. 230 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:11,377 Lily, it's fine. 231 00:06:11,419 --> 00:06:13,002 This is purely academic. 232 00:06:13,043 --> 00:06:15,460 It's-It's like bird-watching. 233 00:06:15,502 --> 00:06:18,878 And right now, I am watching 234 00:06:15,502 --> 00:06:18,878 a double-breasted... Robin! 235 00:06:21,627 --> 00:06:22,627 Wait... they know 236 00:06:21,627 --> 00:06:22,627 each other? 237 00:06:22,669 --> 00:06:24,794 Whoa, wait... 238 00:06:22,669 --> 00:06:24,794 what is going on here? 239 00:06:24,836 --> 00:06:26,502 Oh, my God, 240 00:06:24,836 --> 00:06:26,502 it's happening. 241 00:06:26,544 --> 00:06:28,377 This is just like I imagined. 242 00:06:28,419 --> 00:06:30,919 Right in front of Ted, 243 00:06:28,419 --> 00:06:30,919 so I can rub it in his face. 244 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:32,043 The belt is mine! 245 00:06:32,085 --> 00:06:35,335 Hi, guys. Barney, 246 00:06:32,085 --> 00:06:35,335 you remember Liddy. 247 00:06:35,377 --> 00:06:37,294 I do? 248 00:06:37,335 --> 00:06:39,294 Yes! Libby. 249 00:06:39,335 --> 00:06:41,127 Liddy. We met 250 00:06:39,335 --> 00:06:41,127 when Robin hired me. 251 00:06:41,169 --> 00:06:42,377 Robin hired you? 252 00:06:42,419 --> 00:06:44,002 Naughty girl. Okay. 253 00:06:44,043 --> 00:06:45,960 Okay, so how's 254 00:06:44,043 --> 00:06:45,960 this gonna go down? 255 00:06:46,002 --> 00:06:48,669 You two just gonna start, 256 00:06:46,002 --> 00:06:48,669 and I'll just jump in? 257 00:06:49,544 --> 00:06:51,878 Uh, she's our 258 00:06:49,544 --> 00:06:51,878 wedding planner. 259 00:06:51,919 --> 00:06:54,586 Of course 260 00:06:51,919 --> 00:06:54,586 she's the wedding planner! 261 00:06:54,627 --> 00:06:56,419 Good to see you again, Libby. 262 00:06:56,460 --> 00:06:57,627 - Liddy. 263 00:06:56,460 --> 00:06:57,627 - Yeah. 264 00:06:57,669 --> 00:07:01,377 Hey, I'm Ted. 265 00:06:57,669 --> 00:07:01,377 We, uh, we met once before. 266 00:07:01,419 --> 00:07:04,252 Oh, right, in yoga class. 267 00:07:01,419 --> 00:07:04,252 How are you? 268 00:07:04,294 --> 00:07:06,794 She's talking to me. 269 00:07:07,085 --> 00:07:08,460 Well, I would love 270 00:07:07,085 --> 00:07:08,460 to stay, 271 00:07:08,502 --> 00:07:10,460 but now that 272 00:07:08,502 --> 00:07:10,460 I'm unemployed, 273 00:07:10,502 --> 00:07:13,002 I think I'll go surprise 274 00:07:10,502 --> 00:07:13,002 Marshall at work. 275 00:07:13,043 --> 00:07:17,377 Wedding planner. 276 00:07:17,419 --> 00:07:19,711 So Lily went 277 00:07:17,419 --> 00:07:19,711 to visit Marshall at work, 278 00:07:19,752 --> 00:07:22,502 hoping she wasn't interrupting 279 00:07:19,752 --> 00:07:22,502 anything important. 280 00:07:22,544 --> 00:07:23,794 She wasn't. 281 00:07:23,836 --> 00:07:26,627 Whoa. What is going on? 282 00:07:26,669 --> 00:07:30,002 Bernard, if we just glue 283 00:07:26,669 --> 00:07:30,002 the cards together... 284 00:07:30,043 --> 00:07:32,419 Lily! 285 00:07:30,043 --> 00:07:32,419 What are you doing here? 286 00:07:32,460 --> 00:07:33,752 Well, I baked you brownies 287 00:07:33,794 --> 00:07:36,252 because I thought 288 00:07:33,794 --> 00:07:36,252 you were busy working, but... 289 00:07:36,294 --> 00:07:37,752 so when you said... 290 00:07:37,794 --> 00:07:39,419 Lily, hey, I can't really talk. 291 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,335 I'm working on a big project 292 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,335 right now. 293 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:43,085 It's a real house of cards. 294 00:07:43,127 --> 00:07:45,752 Is this the "house of cards" 295 00:07:43,127 --> 00:07:45,752 you were talking about? 296 00:07:47,127 --> 00:07:49,294 I thought you had 297 00:07:47,127 --> 00:07:49,294 some big client. 298 00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:53,043 Oh, sweetheart, we haven't had 299 00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:53,043 a client here in months. 300 00:07:53,085 --> 00:07:55,752 Mmm! Brownies! Hey! 301 00:08:01,210 --> 00:08:02,752 What is going on? 302 00:08:01,210 --> 00:08:02,752 What do you mean 303 00:08:02,794 --> 00:08:04,878 you haven't had 304 00:08:02,794 --> 00:08:04,878 a client in months? 305 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:06,502 Ever since the Gruber case, 306 00:08:06,544 --> 00:08:08,669 we lost a lot of business, 307 00:08:08,711 --> 00:08:10,335 people got laid off... 308 00:08:10,377 --> 00:08:12,586 - it's just me and Bernard now. 309 00:08:10,377 --> 00:08:12,586 - Where's Cootes? 310 00:08:12,627 --> 00:08:14,960 He's holed up in a bomb shelter 311 00:08:12,627 --> 00:08:14,960 in Colorado, 312 00:08:15,002 --> 00:08:18,043 waiting for the apocalypse and 313 00:08:15,002 --> 00:08:18,043 tending to his herb garden. 314 00:08:18,085 --> 00:08:20,960 So all those times I've called 315 00:08:18,085 --> 00:08:20,960 you in the past few months, 316 00:08:21,002 --> 00:08:24,085 when you talked 317 00:08:21,002 --> 00:08:24,085 about how busy you were... 318 00:08:24,127 --> 00:08:25,627 you were just lying to me? 319 00:08:25,669 --> 00:08:28,210 Technically, I never lied... 320 00:08:29,502 --> 00:08:30,919 Hey, baby. 321 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,544 Hey, baby, I can't talk 322 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,544 right now. 323 00:08:32,586 --> 00:08:34,669 I'm working on a big case. Bye. 324 00:08:38,878 --> 00:08:41,669 That is a big case. 325 00:08:41,711 --> 00:08:42,586 Bad time, Lily. 326 00:08:42,627 --> 00:08:43,960 I got to focus on the client. 327 00:08:44,002 --> 00:08:45,127 Gotta go. Bye. 328 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:47,919 Where were we? 329 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,502 Chapter 19. 330 00:08:49,544 --> 00:08:53,252 I can't talk right now; 331 00:08:49,544 --> 00:08:53,252 I got a lot on my plate. 332 00:08:53,294 --> 00:08:54,627 Well, let's dig in. 333 00:08:54,669 --> 00:08:56,752 If we start now, 334 00:08:54,669 --> 00:08:56,752 we can be done by lunch. 335 00:08:58,669 --> 00:08:59,878 Now's not a good time, Lil. 336 00:08:59,919 --> 00:09:03,502 We got a lot of balls 337 00:08:59,919 --> 00:09:03,502 in the air right now. 338 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:06,169 Okay, toss me 339 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:06,169 the stapler. 340 00:09:07,419 --> 00:09:09,210 Unbelievable. 341 00:09:09,252 --> 00:09:12,502 Wait... when you said you were 342 00:09:09,252 --> 00:09:12,502 about to get reamed... 343 00:09:12,544 --> 00:09:14,752 Oh, right. That. 344 00:09:14,794 --> 00:09:15,836 No, sometimes, for fun, 345 00:09:15,878 --> 00:09:18,627 We throw reams of paper 346 00:09:15,878 --> 00:09:18,627 at each other. 347 00:09:18,669 --> 00:09:21,294 Bernard! Not a good time! 348 00:09:21,335 --> 00:09:23,752 Read the room! 349 00:09:23,794 --> 00:09:26,252 I'm sorry, baby, I... 350 00:09:26,294 --> 00:09:28,169 I didn't want you 351 00:09:26,294 --> 00:09:28,169 to see me fail. 352 00:09:28,210 --> 00:09:32,294 Damn it! Do you realize what you 353 00:09:28,210 --> 00:09:32,294 cost us by lying to me? 354 00:09:32,335 --> 00:09:33,711 The Captain is moving 355 00:09:32,335 --> 00:09:33,711 to Rome, 356 00:09:33,752 --> 00:09:36,627 and he offered to bring me along 357 00:09:33,752 --> 00:09:36,627 as his art consultant, 358 00:09:36,669 --> 00:09:39,335 but I turned it down, because 359 00:09:36,669 --> 00:09:39,335 I thought you loved your job. 360 00:09:39,377 --> 00:09:41,294 Oh, my gosh. 361 00:09:41,335 --> 00:09:42,627 If we lived in Italy, 362 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:45,377 I could just spend my days 363 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:45,377 taking care of Marvin 364 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:49,210 and trying to make pasta and 365 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:49,210 watching Italian Price Is Right. 366 00:09:49,252 --> 00:09:50,878 It sounds like a dream! 367 00:09:50,919 --> 00:09:51,878 Oh, it's too late. 368 00:09:51,919 --> 00:09:53,960 No, no. Lily, I'm going 369 00:09:54,002 --> 00:09:55,419 to The Captain's right now! 370 00:09:55,460 --> 00:09:57,210 I'm gonna make this right! 371 00:09:55,460 --> 00:09:57,210 I'm gonna get you that job! 372 00:09:57,252 --> 00:09:58,210 No, Marshall... 373 00:09:58,252 --> 00:09:59,960 You're getting that job! 374 00:10:00,002 --> 00:10:01,794 You can just make it out 375 00:10:00,002 --> 00:10:01,794 to Liddy Gates. 376 00:10:01,836 --> 00:10:03,960 That's L-I-D-D-Y. 377 00:10:04,002 --> 00:10:05,586 L-I, two D's... 378 00:10:05,627 --> 00:10:07,002 double D... 379 00:10:07,043 --> 00:10:09,127 two D's... -Y. 380 00:10:09,169 --> 00:10:12,002 Well, here is the final 381 00:10:09,169 --> 00:10:12,002 menu, as we discussed, 382 00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:13,085 but let me be clear. 383 00:10:13,127 --> 00:10:14,335 You're the boss; 384 00:10:13,127 --> 00:10:14,335 I'm here to serve you. 385 00:10:14,377 --> 00:10:16,919 So if there's anything 386 00:10:14,377 --> 00:10:16,919 you want me to remove, 387 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,752 just tell me to remove it 388 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,752 and it's gone. 389 00:10:18,794 --> 00:10:20,460 I'll remove 390 00:10:18,794 --> 00:10:20,460 anything you want. 391 00:10:20,502 --> 00:10:22,294 That sounds like a sound policy. 392 00:10:20,502 --> 00:10:22,294 Up to you, 393 00:10:20,502 --> 00:10:22,294 whatever you feel like. 394 00:10:22,335 --> 00:10:23,586 That's a good thing to know. 395 00:10:23,627 --> 00:10:25,085 That's fine, you can 396 00:10:23,627 --> 00:10:25,085 remove whatever you want. 397 00:10:25,127 --> 00:10:28,002 I'm serious, and I won't be 398 00:10:25,127 --> 00:10:28,002 offended; you want it gone, 399 00:10:28,043 --> 00:10:30,460 I'll take it right off. 400 00:10:28,043 --> 00:10:30,460 Is it hot in here? 401 00:10:30,502 --> 00:10:31,711 It's not cold. 402 00:10:30,502 --> 00:10:31,711 You know what? 403 00:10:31,752 --> 00:10:33,210 It's hot; it's sticky. 404 00:10:31,752 --> 00:10:33,210 It's not... It's like 405 00:10:33,252 --> 00:10:35,377 Bikram, right? 406 00:10:35,419 --> 00:10:37,377 We're yoga buddies. 407 00:10:40,043 --> 00:10:42,836 Well, I'll let you 408 00:10:40,043 --> 00:10:42,836 guys read the menu. 409 00:10:42,878 --> 00:10:44,711 Can you point me to the... 410 00:10:42,878 --> 00:10:44,711 Coat rack? 411 00:10:44,752 --> 00:10:45,502 restroom? 412 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:47,419 Uh, it's right over there. 413 00:10:47,919 --> 00:10:49,919 But it's hard to pee 414 00:10:47,919 --> 00:10:49,919 in a giant coat. 415 00:10:51,252 --> 00:10:52,669 Okay, what's going on? 416 00:10:52,711 --> 00:10:54,544 Why are you guys being 417 00:10:52,711 --> 00:10:54,544 so weird? 418 00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:57,752 Ted says that Liddy has 419 00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:57,752 a ridonkulous body, 420 00:10:57,794 --> 00:11:00,544 but there's no way of 421 00:10:57,794 --> 00:11:00,544 verifying because she 422 00:10:57,794 --> 00:11:00,544 won't take off the coat! 423 00:11:00,586 --> 00:11:02,252 Is that why 424 00:11:00,586 --> 00:11:02,252 it's so hot in here? 425 00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:05,210 Did you pay Carl 426 00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:05,210 to turn up the heat again? 427 00:11:05,252 --> 00:11:07,127 Well, yes. 428 00:11:07,169 --> 00:11:09,294 But I was curious. 429 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,544 I want to get that 430 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,544 coat on the rack 431 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,919 so I can see the rack 432 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,919 that's under the coat. 433 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:14,169 My God. 434 00:11:15,711 --> 00:11:16,836 I have been wondering 435 00:11:16,878 --> 00:11:18,502 the same thing. 436 00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:19,919 I mean, she never takes 437 00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:19,919 that coat off. 438 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,586 Whatever she's smuggling 439 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,586 under there 440 00:11:21,627 --> 00:11:23,836 has to be thermonuclear. 441 00:11:23,878 --> 00:11:25,960 I bet she has WBDs. 442 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:28,085 Weapons of bra destruction. 443 00:11:28,669 --> 00:11:29,627 Thank you. 444 00:11:29,669 --> 00:11:31,294 This, this is why 445 00:11:31,335 --> 00:11:33,460 you're the coolest 446 00:11:31,335 --> 00:11:33,460 fiancée ever. 447 00:11:36,794 --> 00:11:39,711 So, Ted, when you 448 00:11:36,794 --> 00:11:39,711 say ridonkulous... 449 00:11:39,752 --> 00:11:41,252 I can't even describe it. 450 00:11:41,294 --> 00:11:45,502 It'd be like trying to explain 451 00:11:41,294 --> 00:11:45,502 a rainbow to a blind person. 452 00:11:45,544 --> 00:11:46,627 Is she single? 453 00:11:46,669 --> 00:11:47,878 Why don't you ask her out? 454 00:11:47,919 --> 00:11:51,836 Actually, I almost did 455 00:11:47,919 --> 00:11:51,836 the first time we met, 456 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,294 before she took off that coat. 457 00:11:54,335 --> 00:11:55,377 Sandstorm? 458 00:11:55,419 --> 00:11:57,711 Dubai? That hoodie? 459 00:11:57,752 --> 00:11:58,836 I mean, it's ridonkulous. 460 00:11:58,878 --> 00:12:01,294 Oh, I know. 461 00:11:58,878 --> 00:12:01,294 I so want to see it again. 462 00:12:01,335 --> 00:12:02,544 Well, hey, I mean, 463 00:12:01,335 --> 00:12:02,544 maybe after this, 464 00:12:02,586 --> 00:12:03,919 if you're not doing anything. 465 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,335 Totally, and maybe later, 466 00:12:05,377 --> 00:12:06,544 we could get a bite to eat. 467 00:12:06,586 --> 00:12:08,878 There's this great place 468 00:12:06,586 --> 00:12:08,878 that's super close. 469 00:12:10,878 --> 00:12:11,836 No, I... 470 00:12:11,878 --> 00:12:13,502 No, I... No. 471 00:12:13,544 --> 00:12:15,836 It was just too much. 472 00:12:15,878 --> 00:12:18,210 Indiana Jones wouldn't look 473 00:12:15,878 --> 00:12:18,210 at this body. 474 00:12:18,252 --> 00:12:21,919 This is a body 475 00:12:18,252 --> 00:12:21,919 that would melt a Nazi's face. 476 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:25,252 Oh, man, I want 477 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:25,252 my face to melt. 478 00:12:25,294 --> 00:12:27,627 It's too bad 479 00:12:25,294 --> 00:12:27,627 Marshall isn't here. 480 00:12:27,669 --> 00:12:28,794 Why Marshall? 481 00:12:28,836 --> 00:12:31,169 - 'Cause he could just say... 482 00:12:28,836 --> 00:12:31,169 - Hey, Liddy, 483 00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:32,711 why don't you take 484 00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:32,711 off that coat? 485 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,836 And Liddy would be all... 486 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,586 Sure, should I take 487 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,586 my shirt off, too? 488 00:12:35,627 --> 00:12:37,043 No, the coat's 489 00:12:35,627 --> 00:12:37,043 probably enough. 490 00:12:37,919 --> 00:12:39,419 And he'd get away with it. 491 00:12:39,460 --> 00:12:40,960 You know why? No stink. 492 00:12:41,002 --> 00:12:44,752 You obviously haven't split 493 00:12:41,002 --> 00:12:44,752 a cab with him after basketball. 494 00:12:44,794 --> 00:12:46,627 No, I don't mean 495 00:12:44,794 --> 00:12:46,627 "physical stink." 496 00:12:46,669 --> 00:12:47,919 I mean the pheromonal stink 497 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,586 a guy gives off when 498 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,586 he's desperate for action 499 00:12:50,627 --> 00:12:52,252 to a pathetic degree. 500 00:12:52,294 --> 00:12:53,669 You know, like Ted. 501 00:12:53,711 --> 00:12:54,460 I have stink? 502 00:12:54,502 --> 00:12:55,794 Bro, you dipped in stink. 503 00:12:55,836 --> 00:12:58,836 If Liddy came back to 504 00:12:55,836 --> 00:12:58,836 the table and you said... 505 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,210 Uh, Liddy, why don't you, uh, 506 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,210 take off that coat? 507 00:13:01,252 --> 00:13:02,377 You want me to take my coat off? 508 00:13:02,419 --> 00:13:04,586 How about instead, 509 00:13:02,419 --> 00:13:04,586 I take off your face? 510 00:13:04,627 --> 00:13:05,586 Ow! 511 00:13:05,627 --> 00:13:07,335 Ow, oh! 512 00:13:07,377 --> 00:13:08,210 Really? 513 00:13:08,252 --> 00:13:09,544 You had to have her beat me up? 514 00:13:09,586 --> 00:13:10,919 She's not done, Ted. 515 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,627 Ghost Protocol 516 00:13:12,669 --> 00:13:14,960 wasn't that good! 517 00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:17,878 Marshall, on the other hand, 518 00:13:17,919 --> 00:13:20,085 girls take one 519 00:13:17,919 --> 00:13:20,085 look and just know 520 00:13:20,127 --> 00:13:22,960 there's a guy who's met 521 00:13:20,127 --> 00:13:22,960 the girl of his dreams 522 00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,794 and wants to spend 523 00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,794 the rest of his life 524 00:13:24,836 --> 00:13:26,794 with her and only her. 525 00:13:26,836 --> 00:13:28,169 So why don't you ask her? 526 00:13:28,210 --> 00:13:29,377 Pardon me? 527 00:13:29,419 --> 00:13:31,544 Aren't you a guy who's met 528 00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:33,169 the girl of his dreams 529 00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:33,169 and wants to spend 530 00:13:33,210 --> 00:13:36,586 the rest of his life with her 531 00:13:33,210 --> 00:13:36,586 and only her? 532 00:13:36,627 --> 00:13:38,960 Of course, baby. 533 00:13:39,002 --> 00:13:41,419 So why don't you ask her 534 00:13:39,002 --> 00:13:41,419 to take her coat off? 535 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,043 Um... 536 00:13:48,252 --> 00:13:51,085 And you never even 537 00:13:48,252 --> 00:13:51,085 saw Ghost Protocol. 538 00:13:52,544 --> 00:13:54,252 So, the big day's 539 00:13:52,544 --> 00:13:54,252 coming up. 540 00:13:54,294 --> 00:13:55,502 How are you guys feeling? 541 00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:56,752 I talked to the caterer, 542 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,002 and the mini lamb shanks 543 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,002 are gonna be amazing. 544 00:13:59,043 --> 00:14:01,460 Oh, by the way, I talked 545 00:13:59,043 --> 00:14:01,460 to the florist, and the violets 546 00:14:01,502 --> 00:14:02,960 - are gonna be gorgeous. 547 00:14:01,502 --> 00:14:02,960 Okay, Barney. 548 00:14:01,502 --> 00:14:02,960 You can do this. 549 00:14:03,002 --> 00:14:04,878 Just say it. Say it. 550 00:14:04,919 --> 00:14:05,878 little ones and big ones... 551 00:14:05,919 --> 00:14:07,752 Say it. 552 00:14:07,794 --> 00:14:10,919 Hey, Liddy, do you want 553 00:14:07,794 --> 00:14:10,919 to take off your coat? 554 00:14:15,794 --> 00:14:17,169 - Sure. 555 00:14:17,210 --> 00:14:20,127 I did it! I proved to myself 556 00:14:17,210 --> 00:14:20,127 and everyone else 557 00:14:20,169 --> 00:14:22,586 that I have no desire 558 00:14:20,169 --> 00:14:22,586 to be with any other woman. 559 00:14:22,627 --> 00:14:25,335 I am completely immune 560 00:14:22,627 --> 00:14:25,335 to every other... 561 00:14:26,544 --> 00:14:28,252 Holy crap! 562 00:14:32,085 --> 00:14:33,460 And it was, indeed, 563 00:14:33,502 --> 00:14:34,460 ridonkulous. 564 00:14:34,502 --> 00:14:36,752 And we got to see it, 565 00:14:34,502 --> 00:14:36,752 all thanks 566 00:14:36,794 --> 00:14:38,627 to this lovely lady 567 00:14:36,794 --> 00:14:38,627 right here. 568 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:41,794 Robin, thanks to you, 569 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:41,794 I can now walk up to any girl 570 00:14:41,836 --> 00:14:44,210 and say whatever creepy, 571 00:14:41,836 --> 00:14:44,210 disgusting thing I want 572 00:14:44,252 --> 00:14:45,627 and totally get away with it. 573 00:14:45,669 --> 00:14:46,752 Mm. 574 00:14:45,669 --> 00:14:46,752 Man! 575 00:14:46,794 --> 00:14:48,169 I think I'm gonna 576 00:14:46,794 --> 00:14:48,169 like being married. 577 00:14:50,878 --> 00:14:52,043 Hello? 578 00:14:53,085 --> 00:14:54,043 Ahoy. 579 00:14:54,085 --> 00:14:55,210 Ahoy, Lily. 580 00:14:55,252 --> 00:14:57,294 I just had a long talk 581 00:14:55,252 --> 00:14:57,294 with your husband. 582 00:14:57,335 --> 00:15:00,043 He convinced me to offer you 583 00:14:57,335 --> 00:15:00,043 that job in Rome again. 584 00:15:00,085 --> 00:15:01,627 How do you respond? 585 00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:06,836 Thanks, 586 00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:06,836 but the answer is still no. 587 00:15:12,002 --> 00:15:15,294 Lily, why the hell 588 00:15:12,002 --> 00:15:15,294 did you turn that down again? 589 00:15:15,335 --> 00:15:18,294 Because I'd have to get 590 00:15:15,335 --> 00:15:18,294 a new passport photo, 591 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:21,002 and I'd miss out 592 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:21,002 on New York in August, 593 00:15:21,043 --> 00:15:23,794 and plus they opened 594 00:15:21,043 --> 00:15:23,794 a Shake Shack on our block so... 595 00:15:23,836 --> 00:15:26,169 Lily, what's the real reason? 596 00:15:27,210 --> 00:15:28,794 What if we move to Rome... 597 00:15:37,586 --> 00:15:38,586 What's so funny? 598 00:15:38,627 --> 00:15:40,085 I'm sorry. 599 00:15:40,127 --> 00:15:42,711 I can't believe you paid 600 00:15:40,127 --> 00:15:42,711 ten million euros 601 00:15:42,752 --> 00:15:44,502 - for this painting. 602 00:15:42,752 --> 00:15:44,502 - Why not? 603 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,210 Because it's not even 604 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,210 a painting. 605 00:15:46,252 --> 00:15:48,836 I spilled my plate of scungilli 606 00:15:46,252 --> 00:15:48,836 on the blank canvas. 607 00:15:48,878 --> 00:15:51,794 Smell it, it's like a toilet. 608 00:15:51,836 --> 00:15:54,002 I just make you look, uh, 609 00:15:54,043 --> 00:15:55,711 stupido! 610 00:15:55,752 --> 00:15:56,711 Lily, you're fired. 611 00:15:56,752 --> 00:15:57,836 What? But no! 612 00:15:57,878 --> 00:15:59,627 It's still a great painting. 613 00:15:59,669 --> 00:16:02,460 And I like what it says 614 00:15:59,669 --> 00:16:02,460 about structure and society 615 00:16:02,502 --> 00:16:04,085 and the changing roles 616 00:16:02,502 --> 00:16:04,085 of women. 617 00:16:04,127 --> 00:16:06,085 Cheech, la porta! 618 00:16:13,919 --> 00:16:15,419 What do you 619 00:16:13,919 --> 00:16:15,419 do for a living? 620 00:16:15,794 --> 00:16:18,335 I used to be an art consultant. 621 00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:21,794 My husband used to be married 622 00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:21,794 to an art consultant. 623 00:16:22,669 --> 00:16:24,586 Here he is now! 624 00:16:26,502 --> 00:16:27,335 Hey, baby. 625 00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,252 It's time for Marvin's bottle. 626 00:16:30,377 --> 00:16:32,043 And all because I screwed up 627 00:16:32,085 --> 00:16:33,960 and threw away 628 00:16:32,085 --> 00:16:33,960 a perfectly comfortable life 629 00:16:34,002 --> 00:16:35,127 here in New York. 630 00:16:35,169 --> 00:16:36,960 Lily, you're not gonna screw up. 631 00:16:37,002 --> 00:16:38,127 You know what, just please, 632 00:16:38,169 --> 00:16:39,669 just leave it alone. 633 00:16:39,711 --> 00:16:40,669 Besides, 634 00:16:40,711 --> 00:16:41,711 deep down, I don't think 635 00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:43,252 Marshall's even excited 636 00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:43,252 about Italy. 637 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,752 At that very moment 638 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,752 in Little Italy... 639 00:17:02,627 --> 00:17:05,335 Marron! 640 00:17:05,377 --> 00:17:07,210 I can't wait for 641 00:17:05,377 --> 00:17:07,210 my wedding day. 642 00:17:07,252 --> 00:17:09,460 I mean, there is no way 643 00:17:09,502 --> 00:17:12,002 that Liddy is gonna be wearing 644 00:17:09,502 --> 00:17:12,002 that coat, right? 645 00:17:12,043 --> 00:17:12,836 Right? 646 00:17:12,878 --> 00:17:14,878 "Barney Stinson, do you hope 647 00:17:14,919 --> 00:17:17,002 she wears something slinky 648 00:17:14,919 --> 00:17:17,002 and backless?" 649 00:17:17,043 --> 00:17:19,210 "I do." 650 00:17:20,836 --> 00:17:24,669 Okay, can I just say something 651 00:17:20,836 --> 00:17:24,669 as your best man? 652 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,127 - Be careful. 653 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,127 - What do you mean? 654 00:17:27,169 --> 00:17:28,669 You just... you haven't 655 00:17:27,169 --> 00:17:28,669 been acting like a guy 656 00:17:28,711 --> 00:17:30,919 who's about to get married, 657 00:17:28,711 --> 00:17:30,919 and I know you think it's okay 658 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,627 because Robin's so cool, 659 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,627 but I'm telling you, 660 00:17:33,669 --> 00:17:36,043 she's not as cool 661 00:17:33,669 --> 00:17:36,043 as you think she is. 662 00:17:36,085 --> 00:17:39,210 Oh, I see. 663 00:17:39,252 --> 00:17:40,377 And you'd know this 664 00:17:40,419 --> 00:17:42,711 because you know Robin 665 00:17:40,419 --> 00:17:42,711 better than I do. 666 00:17:42,752 --> 00:17:45,878 You know what she appreciates 667 00:17:42,752 --> 00:17:45,878 better than her own fiancé. 668 00:17:45,919 --> 00:17:47,043 I'm just saying, 669 00:17:47,085 --> 00:17:48,419 if I was getting married 670 00:17:47,085 --> 00:17:48,419 in three weeks... 671 00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:50,127 But you're not getting married 672 00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:50,127 in three weeks, Ted. 673 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:51,586 I am. 674 00:17:51,627 --> 00:17:53,711 Robin's marrying me, not you. 675 00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:57,419 You're right. 676 00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:59,586 Not my place. 677 00:17:59,627 --> 00:18:01,669 Why don't I get the next round? 678 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:10,169 So... how many times are you 679 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:10,169 gonna say no to your dream job? 680 00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:12,294 I'm just trying 681 00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:12,294 to plan my day. 682 00:18:12,335 --> 00:18:14,627 I'm a scaredy-cat, okay? 683 00:18:14,669 --> 00:18:15,711 I want to be the type 684 00:18:15,752 --> 00:18:17,711 of person that 685 00:18:15,752 --> 00:18:17,711 just charges fearlessly 686 00:18:17,752 --> 00:18:18,878 into the unknown, 687 00:18:18,919 --> 00:18:21,586 but I came back 688 00:18:18,919 --> 00:18:21,586 two weeks early from Paris 689 00:18:21,627 --> 00:18:23,627 because I was lonely. 690 00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:25,419 I went to San Francisco, 691 00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:28,836 and I was never more depressed 692 00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:28,836 in my life. 693 00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:31,460 I'm small town, Marshall. 694 00:18:31,502 --> 00:18:34,502 I'm a hick from Brooklyn 695 00:18:31,502 --> 00:18:34,502 who's terrified of living 696 00:18:34,544 --> 00:18:38,043 more than ten subway stops 697 00:18:34,544 --> 00:18:38,043 from where I was born. 698 00:18:38,085 --> 00:18:41,294 Okay, Lily, if I can move 699 00:18:38,085 --> 00:18:41,294 from St. Cloud, Minnesota, 700 00:18:41,335 --> 00:18:43,043 to New York City, 701 00:18:43,085 --> 00:18:45,169 then you can move to Rome. 702 00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:47,919 We know nothing about Italy. 703 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,043 We have no friends there. 704 00:18:49,085 --> 00:18:50,502 We don't speak the language. 705 00:18:51,752 --> 00:18:54,002 Come on, bro. 706 00:18:51,752 --> 00:18:54,002 Don't Bogart all the Funions. 707 00:18:54,836 --> 00:18:57,252 Okay, so you know 708 00:18:54,836 --> 00:18:57,252 that one sentence. 709 00:18:57,294 --> 00:18:58,627 Can you say anything else? 710 00:18:58,669 --> 00:19:00,294 Come on, 711 00:19:00,335 --> 00:19:01,960 bro. 712 00:19:02,002 --> 00:19:05,252 Don't Bogart 713 00:19:02,002 --> 00:19:05,252 all the Funions. 714 00:19:05,294 --> 00:19:06,586 That-that was the same sentence. 715 00:19:06,627 --> 00:19:08,544 You just changed the inflection. 716 00:19:08,836 --> 00:19:11,460 Okay. Fine! 717 00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:13,794 Maybe the only sentence 718 00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:13,794 I know is 719 00:19:13,836 --> 00:19:17,127 'Come on, bro. 720 00:19:13,836 --> 00:19:17,127 Don't Bogart all the Funions.' 721 00:19:17,169 --> 00:19:18,960 But I know, in my heart... 722 00:19:19,377 --> 00:19:21,294 that you understand me anyway. 723 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:26,210 because no one has 724 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:26,210 ever understood anyone... 725 00:19:27,002 --> 00:19:30,752 better than you and I 726 00:19:27,002 --> 00:19:30,752 understand each other. 727 00:19:31,043 --> 00:19:32,669 Is this trip going to be scary? 728 00:19:32,794 --> 00:19:34,586 Yes. 729 00:19:35,169 --> 00:19:38,252 Do I like the idea of not 730 00:19:35,169 --> 00:19:38,252 knowing the language? 731 00:19:38,919 --> 00:19:40,669 Of course not! 732 00:19:41,711 --> 00:19:44,085 But I believe we can do this. 733 00:19:44,627 --> 00:19:46,419 I love you, Lily. 734 00:19:47,210 --> 00:19:48,878 I love you. 735 00:19:49,627 --> 00:19:51,210 I love you, too. 736 00:19:52,794 --> 00:19:53,752 All right. 737 00:19:53,794 --> 00:19:54,960 We're going to Italy. 738 00:19:55,002 --> 00:19:56,460 Si! 739 00:19:57,711 --> 00:20:00,460 You may not know this yet, 740 00:19:57,711 --> 00:20:00,460 but, um, 741 00:20:00,502 --> 00:20:02,711 I've already done some shopping. 742 00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:14,002 Welcome home. 743 00:20:16,586 --> 00:20:21,502 Oh... You are so cool, 744 00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:25,335 but not for long.