1 00:00:01,266 --> 00:00:03,394 Kids, in the spring of 2013, 2 00:00:03,435 --> 00:00:06,647 we were all tying up loose ends 3 00:00:03,435 --> 00:00:06,647 before the big wedding. 4 00:00:06,689 --> 00:00:08,148 I was right here 5 00:00:06,689 --> 00:00:08,148 in this very room, 6 00:00:08,190 --> 00:00:09,984 putting the finishing touches 7 00:00:08,190 --> 00:00:09,984 on the house. 8 00:00:14,321 --> 00:00:17,199 Oh, come on! 9 00:00:17,241 --> 00:00:19,284 Barney and Robin 10 00:00:17,241 --> 00:00:19,284 were wrapping up rehearsal 11 00:00:19,326 --> 00:00:20,369 for their first dance. 12 00:00:20,411 --> 00:00:22,663 That was amazing. 13 00:00:20,411 --> 00:00:22,663 We can do better. 14 00:00:22,705 --> 00:00:23,956 Back to one, everyone! 15 00:00:23,998 --> 00:00:27,418 Reload the cannons, 16 00:00:23,998 --> 00:00:27,418 we'll go again right away. 17 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:30,922 And Lily and Marshall 18 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:30,922 were packing 19 00:00:30,963 --> 00:00:33,007 for their year in Italy. 20 00:00:34,258 --> 00:00:36,218 Hello. 21 00:00:36,260 --> 00:00:38,137 How's my favorite 22 00:00:36,260 --> 00:00:38,137 daughter-in-law? 23 00:00:38,178 --> 00:00:40,347 Oh, things are 24 00:00:38,178 --> 00:00:40,347 a bit crazy here. 25 00:00:40,389 --> 00:00:42,433 We've got this big move to Rome 26 00:00:40,389 --> 00:00:42,433 coming up, 27 00:00:42,474 --> 00:00:44,018 and I, I just can't shake 28 00:00:42,474 --> 00:00:44,018 the feeling 29 00:00:44,060 --> 00:00:46,270 that I'm forgetting something, 30 00:00:44,060 --> 00:00:46,270 you know. 31 00:00:46,311 --> 00:00:48,689 I know, I know, 32 00:00:46,311 --> 00:00:48,689 I'm being crazy, right? 33 00:00:48,731 --> 00:00:50,441 Right, Judy? 34 00:00:50,482 --> 00:00:51,442 Right, 35 00:00:50,482 --> 00:00:51,442 Judy? 36 00:00:51,483 --> 00:00:54,278 You're moving to Rome? 37 00:00:55,279 --> 00:00:56,280 Is that my mom? 38 00:00:56,321 --> 00:00:58,741 Don't mention Rome. 39 00:01:12,546 --> 00:01:15,174 You didn't tell 40 00:01:12,546 --> 00:01:15,174 your mom about Rome? 41 00:01:15,215 --> 00:01:16,134 It didn't feel right. 42 00:01:16,175 --> 00:01:17,635 This isn't 43 00:01:16,175 --> 00:01:17,635 over-the-phone news. 44 00:01:17,676 --> 00:01:19,011 This is face-to-face news. 45 00:01:19,053 --> 00:01:21,680 I was gonna tell her 46 00:01:19,053 --> 00:01:21,680 when we see her at Christmas. 47 00:01:21,722 --> 00:01:23,515 You were gonna wait and tell her 48 00:01:23,557 --> 00:01:26,060 after we had already been living 49 00:01:23,557 --> 00:01:26,060 there for six months? 50 00:01:26,102 --> 00:01:28,353 That... was a great plan. 51 00:01:28,395 --> 00:01:29,563 Damn it. 52 00:01:31,565 --> 00:01:33,484 Hey, Mom, it's Marshall. 53 00:01:33,525 --> 00:01:34,819 If you're moving to Rome, 54 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:39,198 I at least need to see 55 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:39,198 my grandson before you go! 56 00:01:39,239 --> 00:01:41,450 Of course, and that is why 57 00:01:39,239 --> 00:01:41,450 we would love 58 00:01:41,492 --> 00:01:43,661 for you to come visit us 59 00:01:41,492 --> 00:01:43,661 for a week. 60 00:01:43,702 --> 00:01:45,663 No. 61 00:01:45,704 --> 00:01:47,414 The place will be all packed up. 62 00:01:47,456 --> 00:01:50,459 Oh, oh, uh, okay, hey, Mom, 63 00:01:47,456 --> 00:01:50,459 better idea: 64 00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:52,711 how about we all come visit you 65 00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:52,711 for a week? 66 00:01:52,753 --> 00:01:54,546 I can't go to Minnesota 67 00:01:52,753 --> 00:01:54,546 for a week. 68 00:01:54,588 --> 00:01:56,507 I have a job. 69 00:01:56,548 --> 00:01:59,259 Okay, Mom, here's the plan: 70 00:01:56,548 --> 00:01:59,259 um, Lily has to work, 71 00:01:59,301 --> 00:02:02,721 so Marvin and I will come visit 72 00:01:59,301 --> 00:02:02,721 you for a whole week, 73 00:02:02,763 --> 00:02:05,183 and I-I'll see if I can 74 00:02:02,763 --> 00:02:05,183 get a last-minute flight. 75 00:02:05,224 --> 00:02:09,020 You are going to take 76 00:02:05,224 --> 00:02:09,020 my infant son 77 00:02:09,061 --> 00:02:11,355 away from me for a whole week? 78 00:02:11,396 --> 00:02:14,399 Whoo! 79 00:02:14,441 --> 00:02:16,443 So, what do you want 80 00:02:14,441 --> 00:02:16,443 to do tonight... 81 00:02:16,485 --> 00:02:18,946 drink ourselves blind, 82 00:02:16,485 --> 00:02:18,946 set a car on fire? 83 00:02:18,988 --> 00:02:21,573 Ooh, watch a movie 84 00:02:18,988 --> 00:02:21,573 that doesn't start 85 00:02:21,615 --> 00:02:24,660 with a desk lamp jumping 86 00:02:21,615 --> 00:02:24,660 on top of a capital "I"? 87 00:02:24,702 --> 00:02:26,537 I'm all yours, Teddy Westside. 88 00:02:26,578 --> 00:02:29,207 Actually, tonight 89 00:02:26,578 --> 00:02:29,207 it's Teddy Westchester. 90 00:02:29,248 --> 00:02:31,500 Got to head up to the house, 91 00:02:29,248 --> 00:02:31,500 take care of some stuff. 92 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:33,669 Oh, yeah, 93 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:33,669 how's the restoration going? 94 00:02:33,711 --> 00:02:36,505 Actually, done. 95 00:02:36,547 --> 00:02:37,506 You finished the house? 96 00:02:37,548 --> 00:02:39,383 Well, I want to see it. 97 00:02:39,424 --> 00:02:40,592 Marshall already canceled 98 00:02:39,424 --> 00:02:40,592 the cable, huh? 99 00:02:40,634 --> 00:02:41,677 And the Wi-Fi. 100 00:02:40,634 --> 00:02:41,677 It's like Little House 101 00:02:41,719 --> 00:02:43,428 on the Freaking Prairie 102 00:02:41,719 --> 00:02:43,428 up there. 103 00:02:43,470 --> 00:02:44,596 Mm-hmm. 104 00:02:46,473 --> 00:02:48,893 Well, the wedding 105 00:02:46,473 --> 00:02:48,893 planning is done, 106 00:02:48,934 --> 00:02:52,521 so tonight is all about relaxing 107 00:02:48,934 --> 00:02:52,521 and celebrating 108 00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:54,606 everything that makes us 109 00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:54,606 awesome, 110 00:02:54,648 --> 00:02:57,442 which is why I requested 111 00:02:54,648 --> 00:02:57,442 our favorite table. 112 00:02:57,484 --> 00:02:59,570 The one by the window. 113 00:02:59,611 --> 00:03:03,115 Where we were sitting the night 114 00:02:59,611 --> 00:03:03,115 we saw those two bums fighting. 115 00:03:03,157 --> 00:03:04,825 Over a sandwich. 116 00:03:07,578 --> 00:03:08,954 We almost called the cops. 117 00:03:08,996 --> 00:03:11,290 And then we realized 118 00:03:08,996 --> 00:03:11,290 they weren't fighting at all. 119 00:03:11,331 --> 00:03:12,499 They were making love. 120 00:03:12,541 --> 00:03:15,127 Over a sandwich. 121 00:03:15,169 --> 00:03:17,546 Oh, I almost forgot. 122 00:03:19,090 --> 00:03:20,091 Ha-ha, yeah. 123 00:03:19,090 --> 00:03:20,091 No way, 124 00:03:19,090 --> 00:03:20,091 is that...? 125 00:03:20,132 --> 00:03:22,342 El Piramide. 126 00:03:22,384 --> 00:03:24,929 The first cigar 127 00:03:22,384 --> 00:03:24,929 we ever smoked together. 128 00:03:24,970 --> 00:03:27,347 Aw, Barney. 129 00:03:27,389 --> 00:03:29,016 Excuse me. 130 00:03:29,058 --> 00:03:30,142 Hi. 131 00:03:30,184 --> 00:03:31,685 Could you not? 132 00:03:30,184 --> 00:03:31,685 Thanks. 133 00:03:31,727 --> 00:03:32,895 Uh... 134 00:03:32,937 --> 00:03:33,645 dude, I'm not gonna 135 00:03:32,937 --> 00:03:33,645 light 'em up in here. 136 00:03:33,687 --> 00:03:36,232 I'm just looking 137 00:03:33,687 --> 00:03:36,232 at 'em. 138 00:03:36,274 --> 00:03:38,025 Right, but even 139 00:03:36,274 --> 00:03:38,025 when they're unlit, 140 00:03:38,067 --> 00:03:40,236 the smell... it's very... 141 00:03:40,278 --> 00:03:40,986 Pungent. 142 00:03:41,028 --> 00:03:43,155 Exactly... 143 00:03:41,028 --> 00:03:43,155 thank you. 144 00:03:43,197 --> 00:03:46,491 It's a very pungent smell. 145 00:03:46,533 --> 00:03:49,036 So, could you not? 146 00:03:49,078 --> 00:03:50,162 Thanks. 147 00:03:51,496 --> 00:03:54,125 Okay. 148 00:03:56,627 --> 00:04:00,547 I'm sorry, can you also 149 00:03:56,627 --> 00:04:00,547 put the bag away? 150 00:04:00,589 --> 00:04:05,552 It-It's just really 151 00:04:00,589 --> 00:04:05,552 unappetizing to look at. 152 00:04:05,594 --> 00:04:07,387 You're unappetizing to look at. 153 00:04:07,429 --> 00:04:09,932 You know what? 154 00:04:07,429 --> 00:04:09,932 Um, I'll put them away, okay? 155 00:04:09,974 --> 00:04:11,058 Enjoy your night. 156 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:13,269 We'll try. 157 00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:16,563 Did those two just become 158 00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:16,563 our archenemies? 159 00:04:16,605 --> 00:04:18,983 No, Robin, they've always been 160 00:04:16,605 --> 00:04:18,983 our archenemies. 161 00:04:19,024 --> 00:04:22,320 They've only just 162 00:04:19,024 --> 00:04:22,320 revealed themselves. 163 00:04:22,361 --> 00:04:23,403 Hi, Kristen? 164 00:04:23,445 --> 00:04:25,572 Everyone pronounces it wrong. 165 00:04:25,614 --> 00:04:27,574 The "R" is 166 00:04:25,614 --> 00:04:27,574 after the "I." 167 00:04:27,616 --> 00:04:28,700 Kirsten. 168 00:04:28,742 --> 00:04:30,328 And before the "I." 169 00:04:30,369 --> 00:04:33,289 It's Krirsten. 170 00:04:33,331 --> 00:04:34,581 Your table's ready. 171 00:04:36,125 --> 00:04:40,171 Wow, they're "trerrible." 172 00:04:36,125 --> 00:04:40,171 You know what? 173 00:04:40,212 --> 00:04:42,381 Don't even think 174 00:04:40,212 --> 00:04:42,381 about them, okay? 175 00:04:42,422 --> 00:04:44,342 Tonight is about celebrating us. 176 00:04:42,422 --> 00:04:44,342 You're right, you're right. 177 00:04:44,383 --> 00:04:47,094 We shouldn't let a couple... 178 00:04:44,383 --> 00:04:47,094 Nope, nope. 179 00:04:47,136 --> 00:04:48,553 I'm a self-diagnosed 180 00:04:47,136 --> 00:04:48,553 claustrophobic. 181 00:04:48,595 --> 00:04:50,681 I have to sit 182 00:04:48,595 --> 00:04:50,681 next to the window. 183 00:04:50,722 --> 00:04:52,557 No, that's our table, 184 00:04:50,722 --> 00:04:52,557 that's our table, 185 00:04:52,599 --> 00:04:53,642 that's our table, 186 00:04:52,599 --> 00:04:53,642 that's our table, 187 00:04:53,684 --> 00:04:55,602 that's our table, 188 00:04:53,684 --> 00:04:55,602 that's our table. 189 00:04:57,771 --> 00:04:59,148 You know what? 190 00:04:59,190 --> 00:05:00,607 Screw celebrating us. 191 00:04:59,190 --> 00:05:00,607 You know what we're gonna do? 192 00:05:00,649 --> 00:05:04,153 Make those smug, 193 00:05:00,649 --> 00:05:04,153 obnoxious sons of bitches pay. 194 00:05:04,195 --> 00:05:05,570 Aw... 195 00:05:07,323 --> 00:05:09,825 So Aunt Lily and I drove up 196 00:05:07,323 --> 00:05:09,825 to Westchester. 197 00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:14,121 Hey, baby, 198 00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:14,121 how's Minnesota? 199 00:05:14,163 --> 00:05:15,706 It is so much fun. 200 00:05:15,747 --> 00:05:17,166 Oh, hold on one sec. 201 00:05:17,208 --> 00:05:18,042 Marshall, I made you this 202 00:05:18,083 --> 00:05:20,378 welcome-home ice cream sundae. 203 00:05:20,419 --> 00:05:23,005 But I can't remember, 204 00:05:20,419 --> 00:05:23,005 do you like crushed nuts? 205 00:05:23,047 --> 00:05:24,048 I love 206 00:05:24,089 --> 00:05:25,174 crushed nuts. 207 00:05:25,216 --> 00:05:26,717 Oh! 208 00:05:28,135 --> 00:05:31,096 Anyway, it's, 209 00:05:28,135 --> 00:05:31,096 it's great to be home. 210 00:05:31,138 --> 00:05:32,390 How's Judy doing? 211 00:05:32,431 --> 00:05:33,849 Oh, she's great. 212 00:05:33,891 --> 00:05:35,017 It's cute, you know, 213 00:05:33,891 --> 00:05:35,017 she keeps joking 214 00:05:35,059 --> 00:05:36,643 about how she's not 215 00:05:35,059 --> 00:05:36,643 gonna let us leave. 216 00:05:36,685 --> 00:05:37,978 I'm really not. 217 00:05:38,020 --> 00:05:39,604 It's not a joke. 218 00:05:44,693 --> 00:05:46,820 Judy's going to talk him 219 00:05:44,693 --> 00:05:46,820 out of going to Rome. 220 00:05:46,862 --> 00:05:48,864 I knew something was going 221 00:05:46,862 --> 00:05:48,864 to screw up our plans, 222 00:05:48,906 --> 00:05:50,366 and this is it. 223 00:05:50,408 --> 00:05:52,743 She is going to convince him 224 00:05:50,408 --> 00:05:52,743 never to leave the country. 225 00:05:52,784 --> 00:05:54,828 I think 226 00:05:52,784 --> 00:05:54,828 you're imagining things. 227 00:05:54,870 --> 00:05:58,040 Oh, yeah? Well, check out 228 00:05:54,870 --> 00:05:58,040 what's already on Facebook. 229 00:05:58,082 --> 00:05:59,666 Inconclusive. 230 00:05:59,708 --> 00:06:01,543 Oh, really? 231 00:06:03,462 --> 00:06:04,713 It's getting 232 00:06:03,462 --> 00:06:04,713 conclusiver. 233 00:06:04,755 --> 00:06:05,714 Hey, Lily. 234 00:06:05,756 --> 00:06:08,050 What? 235 00:06:05,756 --> 00:06:08,050 Come on. 236 00:06:08,092 --> 00:06:11,011 Okay, open 'em. 237 00:06:11,053 --> 00:06:13,222 Your eyes... sorry, 238 00:06:11,053 --> 00:06:13,222 they should have been closed. 239 00:06:13,264 --> 00:06:14,223 That one's on me. 240 00:06:14,265 --> 00:06:15,266 Let's try again. 241 00:06:15,307 --> 00:06:16,641 Wow. 242 00:06:16,683 --> 00:06:20,020 Ted, you did this 243 00:06:16,683 --> 00:06:20,020 all yourself? 244 00:06:20,062 --> 00:06:22,940 Just like Ryan Gosling 245 00:06:20,062 --> 00:06:22,940 in The Notebook. 246 00:06:22,981 --> 00:06:24,942 I was pretty manly 247 00:06:22,981 --> 00:06:24,942 till I mentioned 248 00:06:24,983 --> 00:06:26,944 Ryan Gosling 249 00:06:24,983 --> 00:06:26,944 in The Notebook, huh? 250 00:06:26,985 --> 00:06:28,653 Even I haven't seen it, Ted. 251 00:06:29,613 --> 00:06:31,282 Just think, this is the house 252 00:06:31,323 --> 00:06:33,075 your kids are going 253 00:06:31,323 --> 00:06:33,075 to grow up in. 254 00:06:33,117 --> 00:06:35,911 They are going to 255 00:06:33,117 --> 00:06:35,911 roast marshmallows 256 00:06:35,953 --> 00:06:37,621 in this fireplace. 257 00:06:37,662 --> 00:06:38,705 They're gonna experiment 258 00:06:38,747 --> 00:06:42,126 with recreational drugs 259 00:06:38,747 --> 00:06:42,126 on that porch. 260 00:06:42,167 --> 00:06:43,294 They're gonna sit 261 00:06:42,167 --> 00:06:43,294 on a couch right here 262 00:06:43,335 --> 00:06:45,170 and listen to your 263 00:06:43,335 --> 00:06:45,170 boring stories about... 264 00:06:45,212 --> 00:06:48,299 "For sale" sign? 265 00:06:49,341 --> 00:06:51,051 Are you selling this place? 266 00:06:51,093 --> 00:06:53,053 Yeah. 267 00:06:53,095 --> 00:06:54,472 Why? 268 00:06:55,514 --> 00:06:59,601 Because I'm moving to Chicago. 269 00:07:06,108 --> 00:07:07,985 Ow. 270 00:07:08,026 --> 00:07:08,819 So, what are 271 00:07:08,026 --> 00:07:08,819 we gonna do... 272 00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:10,195 put something in their food, 273 00:07:10,237 --> 00:07:12,364 key their car? 274 00:07:10,237 --> 00:07:12,364 Ooh, 275 00:07:12,406 --> 00:07:13,949 do either 276 00:07:12,406 --> 00:07:13,949 of those cigars explode? 277 00:07:13,991 --> 00:07:17,828 Hold on, Wile E. Coyote, 278 00:07:13,991 --> 00:07:17,828 I think I got something. 279 00:07:17,869 --> 00:07:20,414 He's checking 280 00:07:17,869 --> 00:07:20,414 out the hostess. 281 00:07:20,456 --> 00:07:23,750 Now, a guy who's happily in 282 00:07:20,456 --> 00:07:23,750 a relationship sees a girl 283 00:07:23,792 --> 00:07:28,547 like that, he'll check her out 284 00:07:23,792 --> 00:07:28,547 maybe 14, 15 times, tops. 285 00:07:29,548 --> 00:07:30,841 16 times, tops. 286 00:07:30,882 --> 00:07:34,886 So Krirsten's more invested 287 00:07:30,882 --> 00:07:34,886 in the relationship 288 00:07:34,928 --> 00:07:37,097 than her fella is. 289 00:07:37,139 --> 00:07:38,807 That could spell trouble. 290 00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:40,892 Challenge accepted. 291 00:07:42,186 --> 00:07:43,979 Hey, do you think it's bad luck 292 00:07:42,186 --> 00:07:43,979 for a bride 293 00:07:44,021 --> 00:07:47,024 to break up two strangers 294 00:07:44,021 --> 00:07:47,024 a week before her wedding? 295 00:07:47,065 --> 00:07:51,362 I'd say it's very bad luck... 296 00:07:47,065 --> 00:07:51,362 for Krirsten. 297 00:07:56,575 --> 00:07:59,244 Ow, I hate this table so much! 298 00:07:59,286 --> 00:08:02,122 Why would you move to Chicago? 299 00:08:02,164 --> 00:08:03,915 Because it's the perfect town 300 00:08:02,164 --> 00:08:03,915 for me. 301 00:08:03,957 --> 00:08:05,959 I-It's like a Clevelandy 302 00:08:03,957 --> 00:08:05,959 New York, 303 00:08:06,001 --> 00:08:07,586 and... don't act like 304 00:08:06,001 --> 00:08:07,586 you haven't noticed... 305 00:08:07,627 --> 00:08:10,005 my hair excels in the wind. 306 00:08:10,047 --> 00:08:12,174 Besides, you're moving to Rome. 307 00:08:12,216 --> 00:08:14,926 Yeah, for a year, 308 00:08:12,216 --> 00:08:14,926 a-and when we get back, 309 00:08:14,968 --> 00:08:16,928 we need you to be here waiting 310 00:08:14,968 --> 00:08:16,928 for us, 311 00:08:16,970 --> 00:08:20,682 hopefully living in this house 312 00:08:16,970 --> 00:08:20,682 with your future bride. 313 00:08:20,724 --> 00:08:22,767 Wha... what future bride? 314 00:08:22,809 --> 00:08:23,643 The girl. 315 00:08:23,685 --> 00:08:25,854 She's out there walking around 316 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:26,980 New York City right now, 317 00:08:27,022 --> 00:08:29,567 probably in a pair 318 00:08:27,022 --> 00:08:29,567 of really cute boots 319 00:08:29,608 --> 00:08:31,360 that she's gonna let me borrow 320 00:08:29,608 --> 00:08:31,360 whenever I want 321 00:08:31,402 --> 00:08:32,694 because we're the same size. 322 00:08:32,736 --> 00:08:34,279 She is out there, Ted. 323 00:08:34,321 --> 00:08:36,865 Is she, really? 324 00:08:34,321 --> 00:08:36,865 Because I've looked. 325 00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:37,741 I have looked high 326 00:08:37,782 --> 00:08:40,285 and low for someone I can love 327 00:08:40,327 --> 00:08:42,871 and adore and cook waffles for. 328 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:44,248 The closest I've come is 329 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:44,248 Marshall. 330 00:08:44,289 --> 00:08:45,457 He does love your waffles. 331 00:08:45,499 --> 00:08:46,625 It's the 332 00:08:45,499 --> 00:08:46,625 cinnamon. 333 00:08:46,666 --> 00:08:48,252 I add cinnamon. 334 00:08:49,169 --> 00:08:51,088 She's not in New York. 335 00:08:51,129 --> 00:08:52,672 Maybe she's in Chicago. 336 00:08:52,714 --> 00:08:55,426 Okay, you are being ridiculous. 337 00:08:55,467 --> 00:08:58,053 You are going to find someone 338 00:08:55,467 --> 00:08:58,053 here in New York 339 00:08:58,095 --> 00:08:59,846 that you love 340 00:08:58,095 --> 00:08:59,846 just as much as I love Marshall. 341 00:08:59,888 --> 00:09:05,561 And you, if you let Judy 342 00:08:59,888 --> 00:09:05,561 talk you out of going 343 00:08:59,888 --> 00:09:05,561 to Italy, so help me, 344 00:09:05,603 --> 00:09:09,147 I will never let you stuff 345 00:09:05,603 --> 00:09:09,147 my ravioli again. 346 00:09:09,189 --> 00:09:10,941 I'm gonna take you 347 00:09:09,189 --> 00:09:10,941 off speaker. 348 00:09:10,982 --> 00:09:12,317 Lily, you got to relax. 349 00:09:12,359 --> 00:09:15,446 Okay, my mom is psyched 350 00:09:12,359 --> 00:09:15,446 about Italy. 351 00:09:15,487 --> 00:09:16,780 She keeps making jokes 352 00:09:15,487 --> 00:09:16,780 about how she's gonna 353 00:09:16,821 --> 00:09:20,576 come live with us in Rome 354 00:09:16,821 --> 00:09:20,576 and sleep on the couch 355 00:09:20,618 --> 00:09:22,035 and cook every meal for us 356 00:09:22,077 --> 00:09:24,121 so we never have to go 357 00:09:22,077 --> 00:09:24,121 to a restaurant 358 00:09:24,162 --> 00:09:25,080 the whole year we're there. 359 00:09:25,122 --> 00:09:27,040 It's not a joke. 360 00:09:25,122 --> 00:09:27,040 By not saying no 361 00:09:27,082 --> 00:09:29,084 to me right now, 362 00:09:27,082 --> 00:09:29,084 you are giving me 363 00:09:29,126 --> 00:09:31,128 your full consent 364 00:09:29,126 --> 00:09:31,128 for that to happen. 365 00:09:36,174 --> 00:09:37,509 I got to go. 366 00:09:37,551 --> 00:09:39,719 "I'm probably saying 367 00:09:37,551 --> 00:09:39,719 some political stuff 368 00:09:39,761 --> 00:09:40,971 right now to sound smart." 369 00:09:41,012 --> 00:09:43,474 "I'm probably referring 370 00:09:41,012 --> 00:09:43,474 to some snooty podcast 371 00:09:43,515 --> 00:09:45,517 to sound even smarter." 372 00:09:45,559 --> 00:09:46,977 "I'm probably saying 373 00:09:45,559 --> 00:09:46,977 something in French." 374 00:09:47,018 --> 00:09:48,061 Aah! 375 00:09:48,103 --> 00:09:49,062 My God... 376 00:09:49,104 --> 00:09:50,939 Ow. 377 00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:52,816 Okay, you want to 378 00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:52,816 break them up? 379 00:09:52,857 --> 00:09:54,025 I got a plan. 380 00:09:54,067 --> 00:09:56,361 It's something I know has worked 381 00:09:54,067 --> 00:09:56,361 in the past, 382 00:09:56,403 --> 00:09:57,946 but it-it's, it's risky, 383 00:09:57,988 --> 00:10:00,407 so it's, it's not too late 384 00:09:57,988 --> 00:10:00,407 to call it off. 385 00:10:00,449 --> 00:10:03,118 No way, I'm in. 386 00:10:00,449 --> 00:10:03,118 Good, 'cause it's too late 387 00:10:00,449 --> 00:10:03,118 to call it off. 388 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,911 Observe. 389 00:10:04,953 --> 00:10:05,787 And that is 390 00:10:04,953 --> 00:10:05,787 why the senate 391 00:10:05,829 --> 00:10:07,122 can't push anything through. 392 00:10:07,164 --> 00:10:09,500 And Doug Mand said 393 00:10:07,164 --> 00:10:09,500 the same thing in his podcast. 394 00:10:09,541 --> 00:10:11,793 It's like, 395 00:10:09,541 --> 00:10:11,793 "Apres moi le déluge!" 396 00:10:15,464 --> 00:10:17,508 Ooh. 397 00:10:17,549 --> 00:10:18,634 Oh, my gosh. 398 00:10:18,676 --> 00:10:20,093 Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh. 399 00:10:20,135 --> 00:10:23,514 Yes, yes, yes. Yes! 400 00:10:23,555 --> 00:10:26,517 What? 401 00:10:23,555 --> 00:10:26,517 Yes! 402 00:10:23,555 --> 00:10:26,517 I will marry you! 403 00:10:26,558 --> 00:10:28,310 Even though 404 00:10:26,558 --> 00:10:28,310 a ring in a champagne glass 405 00:10:28,352 --> 00:10:30,187 is a total cliché 406 00:10:28,352 --> 00:10:30,187 and this is a cushion cut. 407 00:10:30,228 --> 00:10:31,771 And how long have I been hinting 408 00:10:30,228 --> 00:10:31,771 that I want a princess cut? 409 00:10:31,813 --> 00:10:32,897 But yes! 410 00:10:32,939 --> 00:10:34,858 That's a mistake. 411 00:10:32,939 --> 00:10:34,858 That's not from me. 412 00:10:34,899 --> 00:10:36,818 It's not? 413 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:40,197 We've only been together 414 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:40,197 seven years. 415 00:10:40,238 --> 00:10:43,033 Now it becomes clear. 416 00:10:40,238 --> 00:10:43,033 Here we go. 417 00:10:43,074 --> 00:10:45,410 You want commitment the same way 418 00:10:43,074 --> 00:10:45,410 you want my brother 419 00:10:45,452 --> 00:10:48,038 to work for you. 420 00:10:45,452 --> 00:10:48,038 I'm sorry I didn't put an 421 00:10:45,452 --> 00:10:48,038 engagement ring in your drink. 422 00:10:48,079 --> 00:10:51,375 The way you chug booze, 423 00:10:48,079 --> 00:10:51,375 I'm surprised you even noticed. 424 00:10:51,416 --> 00:10:53,544 So, when are you leaving? 425 00:10:53,585 --> 00:10:55,170 Day after the wedding. 426 00:10:55,212 --> 00:10:56,338 What? 427 00:10:56,380 --> 00:10:57,839 You can't miss the day 428 00:10:56,380 --> 00:10:57,839 after the wedding. 429 00:10:57,881 --> 00:11:01,760 That's when we sit around 430 00:10:57,881 --> 00:11:01,760 all hungover, drinking mimosas 431 00:11:01,801 --> 00:11:03,845 and talking smack 432 00:11:01,801 --> 00:11:03,845 about who looked fat. 433 00:11:03,887 --> 00:11:05,847 That's my Christmas. 434 00:11:05,889 --> 00:11:08,975 Why are you in such a rush 435 00:11:05,889 --> 00:11:08,975 to get out of there? 436 00:11:10,394 --> 00:11:12,854 Oh. 437 00:11:12,896 --> 00:11:15,357 Of course. 438 00:11:15,399 --> 00:11:17,359 You're not leaving 439 00:11:15,399 --> 00:11:17,359 because you think 440 00:11:17,401 --> 00:11:19,611 the love of your life 441 00:11:17,401 --> 00:11:19,611 isn't in New York. 442 00:11:19,653 --> 00:11:21,655 You're leaving because 443 00:11:19,653 --> 00:11:21,655 you think she is. 444 00:11:21,697 --> 00:11:22,781 And this time next week, 445 00:11:22,822 --> 00:11:26,076 she'll be married 446 00:11:22,822 --> 00:11:26,076 to your best friend. 447 00:11:28,161 --> 00:11:29,496 Baby! 448 00:11:29,538 --> 00:11:31,039 I am in the middle 449 00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:32,082 of something super 450 00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:32,082 dramatic here. 451 00:11:32,123 --> 00:11:33,625 But real quick: 452 00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:34,834 If you let Judy 453 00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:34,834 come to Rome with us, 454 00:11:34,876 --> 00:11:37,254 you are going to have 455 00:11:34,876 --> 00:11:37,254 to find someone else 456 00:11:37,295 --> 00:11:39,089 to do your laundry 457 00:11:37,295 --> 00:11:39,089 and massage your feet. 458 00:11:39,130 --> 00:11:42,259 Oh, my gosh, she's going to do 459 00:11:39,130 --> 00:11:42,259 all that, won't she? 460 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:44,177 Lily, you have to stop 461 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:44,177 freaking out. 462 00:11:44,219 --> 00:11:46,388 Nothing is going to screw up 463 00:11:44,219 --> 00:11:46,388 the plan. 464 00:11:46,430 --> 00:11:48,056 We're doing this. 465 00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:49,266 I love you. 466 00:11:49,307 --> 00:11:51,101 I love you, baby. Bye. 467 00:11:54,563 --> 00:11:55,897 Hello? 468 00:11:55,939 --> 00:11:57,816 Hi. Marshall Eriksen? 469 00:11:57,857 --> 00:12:00,402 I'm calling from the New York 470 00:11:57,857 --> 00:12:00,402 State Judiciary Committee. 471 00:12:00,444 --> 00:12:02,821 Uh, you applied for a judgeship 472 00:12:00,444 --> 00:12:02,821 a few months ago, remember? 473 00:12:02,862 --> 00:12:04,281 Uh, of... of course. 474 00:12:04,322 --> 00:12:05,907 Well, I have good news. 475 00:12:05,949 --> 00:12:08,076 We have a last-minute opening 476 00:12:05,949 --> 00:12:08,076 on the bench. 477 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:10,120 What are you saying to me 478 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:10,120 right now? 479 00:12:10,161 --> 00:12:11,455 I'm saying congratulations. 480 00:12:11,496 --> 00:12:13,624 We want you to be a judge. 481 00:12:19,296 --> 00:12:21,673 So, you want me to be a judge? 482 00:12:19,296 --> 00:12:21,673 Yes. 483 00:12:21,715 --> 00:12:24,008 And I would start a week 484 00:12:21,715 --> 00:12:24,008 from Tuesday? 485 00:12:21,715 --> 00:12:24,008 Yes. 486 00:12:24,050 --> 00:12:26,136 Could I maybe start 487 00:12:24,050 --> 00:12:26,136 a year from Tuesday? 488 00:12:24,050 --> 00:12:26,136 No. 489 00:12:26,177 --> 00:12:27,011 Got to be a week from Tuesday? 490 00:12:26,177 --> 00:12:27,011 Yes. 491 00:12:27,053 --> 00:12:29,139 And I'd be a real judge? 492 00:12:27,053 --> 00:12:29,139 Yes. 493 00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:30,140 With a robe? 494 00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:30,140 Yes. 495 00:12:30,181 --> 00:12:31,015 Gavel? 496 00:12:30,181 --> 00:12:31,015 Yes. 497 00:12:31,057 --> 00:12:32,643 Wacky Southern accent? 498 00:12:31,057 --> 00:12:32,643 No. 499 00:12:32,684 --> 00:12:35,813 Now, counselor, 500 00:12:32,684 --> 00:12:35,813 are you absolutely sure? 501 00:12:35,854 --> 00:12:37,397 Yes. 502 00:12:35,854 --> 00:12:37,397 And I have to be 503 00:12:35,854 --> 00:12:37,397 in New York for this? 504 00:12:37,439 --> 00:12:38,774 Yes. 505 00:12:37,439 --> 00:12:38,774 I can't telecommute? 506 00:12:38,816 --> 00:12:41,192 No. 507 00:12:38,816 --> 00:12:41,192 I couldn't be the crazy 508 00:12:38,816 --> 00:12:41,192 speakerphone judge? 509 00:12:41,234 --> 00:12:43,236 No. 510 00:12:41,234 --> 00:12:43,236 Could I be a hologram? 511 00:12:43,278 --> 00:12:44,446 No. 512 00:12:43,278 --> 00:12:44,446 Animatronic robot 513 00:12:44,488 --> 00:12:46,824 like Abe Lincoln 514 00:12:44,488 --> 00:12:46,824 from the Hall of Presidents 515 00:12:46,865 --> 00:12:49,701 that I control from afar 516 00:12:46,865 --> 00:12:49,701 with a joystick? 517 00:12:46,865 --> 00:12:49,701 No. 518 00:12:49,743 --> 00:12:52,329 Do you remember the giant 519 00:12:49,743 --> 00:12:52,329 Jor-El head from Superman? 520 00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:53,079 Yes. 521 00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:53,079 Well, what if I...? 522 00:12:53,121 --> 00:12:54,790 No. 523 00:12:53,121 --> 00:12:54,790 Is there any way 524 00:12:54,832 --> 00:12:56,374 that I could do this 525 00:12:56,416 --> 00:12:59,503 and also spend 526 00:12:56,416 --> 00:12:59,503 the next year of my life 527 00:12:59,544 --> 00:13:01,212 in Italy with my wife? 528 00:12:59,544 --> 00:13:01,212 No. 529 00:13:01,254 --> 00:13:03,214 This is such a big decision. 530 00:13:03,256 --> 00:13:05,634 I-I'm not good at big decisions. 531 00:13:05,676 --> 00:13:08,261 Are you sure you want 532 00:13:05,676 --> 00:13:08,261 to be a judge? 533 00:13:09,971 --> 00:13:13,266 Wow. Now that we've broken up 534 00:13:09,971 --> 00:13:13,266 a seven-year relationship 535 00:13:13,308 --> 00:13:15,143 just 'cause they 536 00:13:13,308 --> 00:13:15,143 stole our table, 537 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,478 I feel kind of... 538 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,478 Awesome? 539 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:19,189 I was going to say horny, 540 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:19,189 but yeah, awesome, too. 541 00:13:21,358 --> 00:13:22,192 No way. 542 00:13:22,233 --> 00:13:24,277 Are you kidding me? 543 00:13:22,233 --> 00:13:24,277 What? 544 00:13:24,319 --> 00:13:25,278 Whoa. Is there 545 00:13:24,319 --> 00:13:25,278 going to be a fight? 546 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,613 Okay, here's the play. 547 00:13:26,655 --> 00:13:28,365 You take the girl, and 548 00:13:26,655 --> 00:13:28,365 the guy and I will watch. 549 00:13:28,406 --> 00:13:31,201 Hello. Just the people 550 00:13:28,406 --> 00:13:31,201 we want to see. 551 00:13:31,242 --> 00:13:34,663 We got in a pretty big fight 552 00:13:31,242 --> 00:13:34,663 because of you guys. 553 00:13:34,705 --> 00:13:36,331 We had to call our 554 00:13:34,705 --> 00:13:36,331 therapists after hours. 555 00:13:36,373 --> 00:13:38,249 Not cool. 556 00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:40,293 Anyway, it got us 557 00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:40,293 to where we are now. 558 00:13:40,335 --> 00:13:41,545 We're getting married! 559 00:13:42,504 --> 00:13:43,672 And I'm taking 560 00:13:42,504 --> 00:13:43,672 her last name. 561 00:13:43,714 --> 00:13:45,340 You should think 562 00:13:43,714 --> 00:13:45,340 about doing the same thing. 563 00:13:45,382 --> 00:13:47,175 Well, good night. 564 00:13:45,382 --> 00:13:47,175 Good night. 565 00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:48,677 Good night. 566 00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:48,677 Congratulations. 567 00:13:48,719 --> 00:13:51,388 Yes, definitely. 568 00:13:51,429 --> 00:13:53,431 That was us. 569 00:13:53,473 --> 00:13:56,267 We made that happen. 570 00:13:56,309 --> 00:13:58,269 We're pretty cool. 571 00:13:58,311 --> 00:14:00,397 And, you know, 572 00:13:58,311 --> 00:14:00,397 a week from today, 573 00:14:00,438 --> 00:14:03,775 we are going to be legend... 574 00:14:00,438 --> 00:14:03,775 wait for it... 575 00:14:03,817 --> 00:14:05,193 Married. 576 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:06,778 Legend-married. 577 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:06,778 Legend-married. 578 00:14:08,947 --> 00:14:12,409 Robin Scherbatsky, 579 00:14:08,947 --> 00:14:12,409 I love you so damn much. 580 00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:14,786 I love you, too, 581 00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:14,786 Barney Scherbatsky. 582 00:14:14,828 --> 00:14:16,413 That sounds good. 583 00:14:16,454 --> 00:14:18,122 Shh. 584 00:14:16,454 --> 00:14:18,122 Think about it. 585 00:14:18,164 --> 00:14:19,499 They're happy. 586 00:14:19,541 --> 00:14:21,292 And I'm happy for them. 587 00:14:21,334 --> 00:14:23,921 I want them to have an amazing 588 00:14:21,334 --> 00:14:23,921 life together. I just... 589 00:14:23,962 --> 00:14:26,214 I just think it would 590 00:14:23,962 --> 00:14:26,214 be best for everyone 591 00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:27,424 if I wasn't around for it. 592 00:14:27,465 --> 00:14:29,384 Did something happen recently 593 00:14:29,426 --> 00:14:31,261 between you and Robin? 594 00:14:31,302 --> 00:14:32,679 No. 595 00:14:32,721 --> 00:14:34,305 Where's the poop, Ted? 596 00:14:36,516 --> 00:14:38,602 She called me up the other day. 597 00:14:38,643 --> 00:14:40,186 She was trying 598 00:14:38,643 --> 00:14:40,186 to dig up this locket 599 00:14:40,228 --> 00:14:41,813 she had buried behind 600 00:14:40,228 --> 00:14:41,813 the Central Park Carousel, 601 00:14:41,855 --> 00:14:45,483 and I blew off that 602 00:14:41,855 --> 00:14:45,483 big interview to go help her. 603 00:14:45,525 --> 00:14:49,446 And then... it started raining. 604 00:14:52,657 --> 00:14:54,409 I'll, uh... 605 00:14:54,451 --> 00:14:55,744 I'll see you 606 00:14:54,451 --> 00:14:55,744 at the wedding. 607 00:14:55,786 --> 00:14:56,995 Yeah. 608 00:14:57,036 --> 00:14:59,330 Even now, 609 00:14:57,036 --> 00:14:59,330 after all these years, 610 00:14:59,372 --> 00:15:01,750 there's still just 611 00:14:59,372 --> 00:15:01,750 this part of me where, 612 00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:03,293 if there's even 613 00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:03,293 the slightest chance 614 00:15:03,334 --> 00:15:05,378 something I do 615 00:15:03,334 --> 00:15:05,378 could make Robin smile, 616 00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:08,465 I don't even think about it... 617 00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:08,465 I just do it. 618 00:15:08,506 --> 00:15:09,549 I mean, if I could make 619 00:15:09,591 --> 00:15:11,426 that locket magically appear, 620 00:15:09,591 --> 00:15:11,426 I would. 621 00:15:11,468 --> 00:15:13,470 I would open a vein in my arm 622 00:15:13,511 --> 00:15:15,722 if I could bleed 623 00:15:13,511 --> 00:15:15,722 that locket out, 624 00:15:15,764 --> 00:15:17,849 just to make her happy. 625 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:22,270 That's just 626 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:22,270 a really sucky way to feel 627 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,397 about your best friend's 628 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,397 fiancée. 629 00:15:26,399 --> 00:15:29,360 So I'm going to come 630 00:15:26,399 --> 00:15:29,360 to the wedding, and, uh, 631 00:15:29,402 --> 00:15:32,489 you know, I'll have a good time, 632 00:15:29,402 --> 00:15:32,489 but after that, I... 633 00:15:33,573 --> 00:15:34,574 What? 634 00:15:35,617 --> 00:15:39,078 I know where the locket is. 635 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,455 What? 636 00:15:40,497 --> 00:15:42,540 I know where the locket is. 637 00:15:42,582 --> 00:15:44,125 It-it was a few years ago, 638 00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:46,544 right before you were 639 00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:46,544 supposed to marry Stella. 640 00:15:46,586 --> 00:15:48,254 I went down to the bar 641 00:15:46,586 --> 00:15:48,254 one night 642 00:15:48,296 --> 00:15:49,923 to get a drink, 643 00:15:48,296 --> 00:15:49,923 and what should I see? 644 00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:51,257 Lily! 645 00:15:51,299 --> 00:15:52,801 Hey, girl. 646 00:15:52,843 --> 00:15:54,552 I got a question for you. 647 00:15:56,304 --> 00:15:58,389 Why isn't Ted marrying me? 648 00:15:58,431 --> 00:15:59,516 Whoa... 649 00:15:59,557 --> 00:16:01,434 I'm sorry. Oh, God. 650 00:16:01,476 --> 00:16:03,144 I'm sorry. 651 00:16:03,186 --> 00:16:06,564 I just... I-I should 652 00:16:03,186 --> 00:16:06,564 be happy for him, 653 00:16:06,606 --> 00:16:08,441 and yet here I am, 654 00:16:08,483 --> 00:16:12,403 moving off to Japan just 655 00:16:08,483 --> 00:16:12,403 to get away from him. 656 00:16:12,445 --> 00:16:14,489 And-and I guess 657 00:16:12,445 --> 00:16:14,489 to see those... 658 00:16:14,531 --> 00:16:17,241 those terra-cotta warriors 659 00:16:14,531 --> 00:16:17,241 and the Great Wall. 660 00:16:17,283 --> 00:16:18,743 Well, that's China. 661 00:16:18,785 --> 00:16:20,203 What? This? 662 00:16:20,244 --> 00:16:21,496 No, it's just a paper plate. 663 00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:24,457 Uh, we should 664 00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:24,457 get out of here. 665 00:16:24,499 --> 00:16:26,376 Come on. Come on. 666 00:16:24,499 --> 00:16:26,376 Oh, totally. 667 00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:28,670 I know just where we should go. 668 00:16:31,548 --> 00:16:33,257 Man, you're fast 669 00:16:31,548 --> 00:16:33,257 when you're drunk. 670 00:16:33,299 --> 00:16:36,302 But at least you're still 671 00:16:33,299 --> 00:16:36,302 making good decisions. 672 00:16:36,344 --> 00:16:38,221 Central Park, 673 00:16:36,344 --> 00:16:38,221 around midnight, 674 00:16:38,262 --> 00:16:39,848 digging a hole 675 00:16:38,262 --> 00:16:39,848 with a spoon. 676 00:16:39,890 --> 00:16:41,058 Solid. 677 00:16:41,099 --> 00:16:43,393 Jackpot. 678 00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:44,435 What is that? 679 00:16:44,477 --> 00:16:47,022 My something old. 680 00:16:50,233 --> 00:16:53,070 This locket was my grandma's. 681 00:16:53,111 --> 00:16:56,781 She kept it hidden in her butt 682 00:16:53,111 --> 00:16:56,781 all through World War II. 683 00:16:56,823 --> 00:16:58,408 What? Where was she? 684 00:16:58,449 --> 00:17:00,577 Winnipeg. 685 00:17:02,079 --> 00:17:03,080 Oh, come on. 686 00:17:03,121 --> 00:17:05,415 Lily, it's a joke. 687 00:17:05,456 --> 00:17:07,417 Yeah, I was 688 00:17:05,456 --> 00:17:07,417 going to wear this 689 00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:08,418 when I married Ted. 690 00:17:08,459 --> 00:17:09,502 I guess that's not 691 00:17:08,459 --> 00:17:09,502 going to happen. 692 00:17:09,544 --> 00:17:13,631 So I am taking it 693 00:17:09,544 --> 00:17:13,631 with me to Japan. 694 00:17:13,673 --> 00:17:17,010 Okay, Lily, help me put 695 00:17:13,673 --> 00:17:17,010 this locket in my butt. 696 00:17:17,052 --> 00:17:18,720 Okay. Uh, you know what? 697 00:17:18,762 --> 00:17:23,266 Why don't we put it 698 00:17:18,762 --> 00:17:23,266 in this pencil box instead? 699 00:17:23,307 --> 00:17:27,145 Oh, and then I will take the 700 00:17:23,307 --> 00:17:27,145 pencil box with me to Japan. 701 00:17:27,186 --> 00:17:29,731 Okay. Hey, Lily? 702 00:17:29,773 --> 00:17:32,901 Help me put this 703 00:17:29,773 --> 00:17:32,901 pencil box in my butt. 704 00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:37,447 Wait! 705 00:17:37,488 --> 00:17:39,741 There's one other thing 706 00:17:37,488 --> 00:17:39,741 I have to do. 707 00:17:39,783 --> 00:17:41,534 Lily, it's very important. 708 00:17:41,576 --> 00:17:44,245 It's something 709 00:17:41,576 --> 00:17:44,245 that needs to happen 710 00:17:44,287 --> 00:17:46,539 right now. 711 00:17:44,287 --> 00:17:46,539 Yeah? 712 00:17:46,581 --> 00:17:49,375 Then she barfed in my face. 713 00:17:46,581 --> 00:17:49,375 It was a lovely night. 714 00:17:49,417 --> 00:17:53,296 Wait. You put the locket 715 00:17:49,417 --> 00:17:53,296 in the race car pencil box? 716 00:17:53,337 --> 00:17:56,257 Yep. And then Robin 717 00:17:53,337 --> 00:17:56,257 took it to Japan. 718 00:17:56,299 --> 00:17:58,468 No, she didn't. 719 00:17:58,509 --> 00:18:03,514 It's sitting on my desk 720 00:17:58,509 --> 00:18:03,514 at home right now. 721 00:18:03,556 --> 00:18:05,642 It's been with me all along. 722 00:18:05,683 --> 00:18:08,561 Ted. 723 00:18:05,683 --> 00:18:08,561 The locket is in 724 00:18:05,683 --> 00:18:08,561 the pencil box. 725 00:18:08,603 --> 00:18:10,271 This is awesome. 726 00:18:10,313 --> 00:18:11,606 Ted. 727 00:18:11,648 --> 00:18:12,941 No, I just... I just mean, 728 00:18:12,983 --> 00:18:15,526 this is going to be 729 00:18:12,983 --> 00:18:15,526 the best wedding gift ever. 730 00:18:15,568 --> 00:18:18,071 It's going to blow her mind. 731 00:18:18,113 --> 00:18:20,073 Ted. 732 00:18:20,115 --> 00:18:22,575 Be careful. 733 00:18:56,651 --> 00:18:59,362 Come on, we got to go. 734 00:18:56,651 --> 00:18:59,362 Wait. What am I forgetting? 735 00:18:59,403 --> 00:19:02,240 Nothing. You're not 736 00:18:59,403 --> 00:19:02,240 forgetting anything. Let's go. 737 00:19:02,281 --> 00:19:03,407 Oh, wait, 738 00:19:02,281 --> 00:19:03,407 I'm forgetting something. 739 00:19:03,449 --> 00:19:04,951 What? 740 00:19:07,787 --> 00:19:09,039 Let's go get married. 741 00:19:07,787 --> 00:19:09,039 Yeah. 742 00:19:13,626 --> 00:19:14,711 Bottle for Marvin 743 00:19:13,626 --> 00:19:14,711 during takeoff. 744 00:19:14,752 --> 00:19:16,004 Got it, baby. 745 00:19:16,046 --> 00:19:16,796 And hey, just think, 746 00:19:16,838 --> 00:19:19,090 one week from right now... 747 00:19:19,132 --> 00:19:20,217 We'll be in Italy. 748 00:19:20,258 --> 00:19:21,634 We'll be in Italy. 749 00:19:21,676 --> 00:19:23,636 Okay, um, I-I got to go, baby. 750 00:19:23,678 --> 00:19:26,264 Um, I love you. 751 00:19:26,305 --> 00:19:28,266 You still haven't told her. 752 00:19:28,307 --> 00:19:30,060 No. 753 00:19:30,101 --> 00:19:32,229 This is face-to-face news. 754 00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:34,064 Good luck with that... 755 00:19:34,105 --> 00:19:36,191 Your Honor. 756 00:19:42,113 --> 00:19:44,115 Hello. 757 00:19:47,535 --> 00:19:49,120 You want me 758 00:19:47,535 --> 00:19:49,120 to grab your bag? 759 00:19:47,535 --> 00:19:49,120 Yeah. Thanks. 760 00:19:52,707 --> 00:19:56,086 Hey, I don't want to draw 761 00:19:52,707 --> 00:19:56,086 focus from the wedding, so... 762 00:19:56,127 --> 00:19:58,046 don't tell anyone 763 00:19:56,127 --> 00:19:58,046 about Chicago. 764 00:19:58,088 --> 00:20:00,673 It's a major city 765 00:19:58,088 --> 00:20:00,673 with a bunch of sports teams 766 00:20:00,715 --> 00:20:02,217 and some pretty good pizza. 767 00:20:02,259 --> 00:20:04,219 I think people know 768 00:20:02,259 --> 00:20:04,219 about Chicago. 769 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,764 What time do you 770 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,764 leave on Monday? 771 00:20:07,805 --> 00:20:09,099 Early. 772 00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:11,726 Gonna have to head back 773 00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:11,726 to the city Sunday night. 774 00:20:11,768 --> 00:20:13,270 How are you 775 00:20:11,768 --> 00:20:13,270 going to get back? 776 00:20:14,187 --> 00:20:16,397 Guess I'll take the train. 777 00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:06,781 Hi. One ticket 778 00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:06,781 to Farhampton, please.