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Kids, Barney and Robin's

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wedding turned out

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to be a life-changing

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weekend for all of us.

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Well, not just us.

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One ticket to Farhampton,

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please.

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But I'll get to that.

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- Who are you honking at?

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- You.

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You're going 40 in a 65.

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Pick it up, Grandma!

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Look, I'm happy to rock it up

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into the 50s,

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but I'm gonna need a hand...

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or two.

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Oh, no. Not the driving gloves.

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In 99.9% of highway accidents,

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the driver was not

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wearing gloves.

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Because they're stupid.

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They don't help you

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drive better.

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That's why no one wears them.

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Then why is it called...

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the glove compartment?

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I am not

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having this argument again.

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Now, as you know, a Mosby

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road trip is not only safe,

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but informative.

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Chiggedy-check it.

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Manhattan to Farhampton:

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Lil' and Ted's

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Excellent Adventure?

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That baby's stuffed to the rings

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with fun facts

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about our unsung neighbor

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to the east... Long Island.

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For instance, just up

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ahead, the historic

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childhood home of

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Florian van Otterloop,

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the Dutch bucklesmith

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who revolutionized

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the belt industry.

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Uh, fun story

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about that color-blind genius.

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- When he...

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- Please stop!

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Well, I was just gonna

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slow down for pictures,

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but that level of enthusiasm

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can't go unrewarded.

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Hmm.

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Oh, look at my

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little cousins

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in their flower

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girl dresses.

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Aw, they'll look so cute

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next to the ring bear.

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Yeah.

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Wait, you said ring

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bear-er, right?

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Ring bear.

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Ring

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bear-er.

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Ring bear.

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Are you planning

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some crazy stunt

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with a dangerous wild animal

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at our wedding?

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Because...

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Oh, oh, sorry,

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sorry, sorry, sorry.

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Oh, boy.

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My brother wants to know

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what time he "goes on"

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at the reception.

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What does that mean?

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Every wedding he attends,

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James insists on... performing.

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So? What do you got

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against K-Rodge?

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Everybody loves

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The Gambler.

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Wait for it.

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That is nothing.

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I have invited Scherbatskys

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from all over Canada,

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and they are Canuckin' nuts.

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Like my cousin Ruth

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from the Yukon.

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I don't like to encourage

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Canadian stereotypes,

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but that woman

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practically rides a moose.

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Does she actually ride a moose?

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Yeah.

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And, uh,

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I'm worried she'll bring it

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to the wedding.

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She and the moose are...

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very close.

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Whoa.

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Every wedding's got a wild card,

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but we've invited a whole set.

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(accordion playing

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"Wedding March")

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Someone is gonna

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ruin this wedding.

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It's just a question

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of... who.

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I'm gonna ruin this wedding!

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My wife is

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gonna kill me!

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Flight attendants

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prepare for departure.

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We were gonna move to

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Italy for her dream job,

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so I brought my son

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here to Minnesota

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to see my mom

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before we left.

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And then I got offered

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a job as a judge

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in New York City,

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which is my dream.

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But that'll totally

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destroy her dream!

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You are destroying

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a lot of dreams right now.

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Wait.

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If I got this...

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Aren't you gonna

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check that?

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No.

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It-It's just another

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obnoxious update

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from Marshall's mom.

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She's been posting

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these "cute" baby pics

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of Marvin,

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but it's all just propaganda.

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First, it was

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"Don't move to Italy."

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Followed by an extremely subtle

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guilt trip.

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And then, randomly preachy.

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Nah, not looking.

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It's just gonna piss me off.

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Why are we exiting again?

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Well, if you turn in your binder

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to the section labeled

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"Mennonite Windmills..."

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Get back on the expressway now.

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The expressway's

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for gloveless amateurs.

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I'm done.

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There's a train station

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coming up; just drop me off.

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Okay, but some newfangled

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train's not gonna stop

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at the 40-foot-tall

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butter churn in Ronkonkoma!

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Yes, but unlike any of

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your 18th-century stops,

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at least the train will have

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a 21st-century toilet!

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You're a 21st-century toilet!

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Train now!

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Fine!

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Okay, so far,

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I've got 12 wild cards,

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not counting the ring bear.

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Ring bear-er.

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Oh, oh, here's another one.

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You know how I found out

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that I'm one-quarter Canadian

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but I've completely

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blocked that out

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because your nation's ridiculous

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and I'm awesome?

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Sure.

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Well, turns out,

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I have a crazy cousin Mitch

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on that side of the family.

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That's funny.

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I have a crazy

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cousin Mitch, too.

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But I guarantee

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he is crazier than yours.

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He built his own house

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from timber he chopped down

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from other people's houses.

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That's funny.

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My cousin Mitch

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is a lumberjack.

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Except mine has six fingers.

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On one hand or total?

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Total.

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Are truckers always

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beating him up?

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Yes, because he has to...

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hitchhike

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with his middle finger.

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Wait.

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Is it possible that we're...

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Could... c-could...

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could we be...?

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Shh...

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Ranjit, could you be a dear

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and pull over for a second?

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Pulling over!

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All right, train.

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Let's show your critics you're

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not just a Dumpster on wheels

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full of drunk idiots.

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We're being held at this station

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until further notice.

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I got to sober up.

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Eriksen residence,

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Judy speaking.

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Why did you post

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that judge photo?

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Because I'm guilty...

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of being one proud mama!

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Lily doesn't know

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that I took the job,

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so if she sees it,

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I'm dead.

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Just take it down, okay?

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Fine.

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Let me just get on the online

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so I can Internet.

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I love the lingo!

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Look, Mom,

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just-just...

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click on the photo

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on your wall,

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and then under "menu,"

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click on "options."

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Some kind of advertisement

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popped on.

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Oh, my.

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That appears to be pornography.

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Just click

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on "options."

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It's men with other men.

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Just click on "options"!

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Excuse me!

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Are there any other seats

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left on this plane?

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No.

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Hell, I've been

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going to Pilates.

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I can just hang on

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to the landing gear like this.

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Sorry, ma'am.

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I only signed up for Pilates,

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I haven't actually

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started going yet.

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I didn't sign up.

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No, I'm not looking.

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I don't need to see

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my child used against me.

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My sweet, beautiful child

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who I haven't seen in a week...

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whose head smells like love

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and unicorn teardrops,

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and why are trains

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so lonely?

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Damn it, I'm looking!

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Hey, are you okay?

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You look stressed.

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Plus, you muttered

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a few words out loud.

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I heard "lonely" and "unicorn,"

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which actually gave me

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a great idea

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for a children's book,

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so thank you.

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Are you okay?

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No.

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But there's nothing you can do.

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Do you want a cookie?

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Yes.

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Yes, I do.

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Wow.

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You just took a cookie

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from a complete stranger

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on a train.

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I like how trusting you are.

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There could be drugs

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or poison in there.

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But there's not, is there?

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No idea,

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I found them under my seat.

299
00:08:20,952 --> 00:08:22,162
No!

300
00:08:22,162 --> 00:08:23,497
Kidding! Sorry!

301
00:08:23,497 --> 00:08:25,624
You looked stressed, so I

302
00:08:23,497 --> 00:08:25,624
thought you could use a cookie,

303
00:08:25,624 --> 00:08:27,251
then I thought

304
00:08:25,624 --> 00:08:27,251
you could use a joke.

305
00:08:27,251 --> 00:08:28,960
I should have stopped

306
00:08:27,251 --> 00:08:28,960
at the cookie.

307
00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:29,961
You know what?

308
00:08:29,961 --> 00:08:31,880
I don't care

309
00:08:29,961 --> 00:08:31,880
if these are poisoned.

310
00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,549
There's chocolate

311
00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,549
and peanut butter

312
00:08:33,549 --> 00:08:35,300
and caramel in these sumbitches.

313
00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:37,636
I call them "Sumbitches"!

314
00:08:38,596 --> 00:08:39,763
And that's how Lily

315
00:08:39,763 --> 00:08:42,140
met your mother.

316
00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:44,643
Are Cousin Mitch and I

317
00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:44,643
directly related?

318
00:08:44,643 --> 00:08:46,103
No, Mom, I'm asking

319
00:08:46,103 --> 00:08:48,230
is Cousin Mitch

320
00:08:46,103 --> 00:08:48,230
a blood relative?

321
00:08:48,230 --> 00:08:49,565
I'm not asking

322
00:08:48,230 --> 00:08:49,565
about Cousin Pete,

323
00:08:49,565 --> 00:08:50,982
I'm asking about Cousin Robin!

324
00:08:50,982 --> 00:08:53,068
Mitch! Cousin Mitch!

325
00:08:53,068 --> 00:08:54,361
Well, just find out

326
00:08:53,068 --> 00:08:54,361
from Uncle Frank

327
00:08:54,361 --> 00:08:55,279
and call me back!

328
00:08:55,279 --> 00:08:57,072
Well, then, go

329
00:08:55,279 --> 00:08:57,072
visit Cousin Cecil

330
00:08:57,072 --> 00:08:59,241
at his sky-diving school

331
00:08:57,072 --> 00:08:59,241
and ask him!

332
00:08:59,241 --> 00:09:01,910
Oh, God, he did?

333
00:09:02,911 --> 00:09:04,204
Well, I guess that can happen

334
00:09:04,204 --> 00:09:05,747
no matter

335
00:09:04,204 --> 00:09:05,747
how experienced you are.

336
00:09:05,747 --> 00:09:07,666
I'm so sorry.

337
00:09:09,042 --> 00:09:11,044
My cousin Cecil...

338
00:09:11,044 --> 00:09:12,212
got fired.

339
00:09:12,212 --> 00:09:13,464
Oh.

340
00:09:13,464 --> 00:09:14,839
That's a relief.

341
00:09:14,839 --> 00:09:18,677
He was so distraught, he jumped

342
00:09:14,839 --> 00:09:18,677
off a bridge; he's dead.

343
00:09:18,677 --> 00:09:22,180
Um... I'm so sorry

344
00:09:18,677 --> 00:09:22,180
for your loss.

345
00:09:22,180 --> 00:09:26,101
It may be

346
00:09:22,180 --> 00:09:26,101
our loss.

347
00:09:27,686 --> 00:09:29,647
Just click

348
00:09:27,686 --> 00:09:29,647
on "options"!

349
00:09:29,647 --> 00:09:32,732
All I see is a man

350
00:09:29,647 --> 00:09:32,732
holding a bratwurst!

351
00:09:32,732 --> 00:09:34,025
Oh.

352
00:09:34,025 --> 00:09:36,695
No, the pornography's back.

353
00:09:36,695 --> 00:09:38,530
I said, please turn off

354
00:09:36,695 --> 00:09:38,530
all electronic devices.

355
00:09:39,739 --> 00:09:41,325
Oh.

356
00:09:41,325 --> 00:09:43,743
This isn't an

357
00:09:41,325 --> 00:09:43,743
electronic device.

358
00:09:43,743 --> 00:09:45,537
This is actually a toy.

359
00:09:45,537 --> 00:09:48,123
For my son.

360
00:09:48,123 --> 00:09:49,708
We call it Phone-y.

361
00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:51,627
I call you phony.

362
00:09:51,627 --> 00:09:54,796
We can't take off

363
00:09:51,627 --> 00:09:54,796
till you hang up.

364
00:09:54,796 --> 00:09:56,674
Okay, enough.

365
00:09:54,796 --> 00:09:56,674
Give me that phone!

366
00:09:56,674 --> 00:09:58,008
Just click

367
00:09:56,674 --> 00:09:58,008
on "options."

368
00:09:58,008 --> 00:09:59,468
I don't see it!

369
00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:01,470
- I'm trying.

370
00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:01,470
- I said, give me the phone!

371
00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,721
Just click

372
00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,721
on "options"!

373
00:10:02,721 --> 00:10:04,306
Stop yelling at me!

374
00:10:04,306 --> 00:10:05,557
Just click

375
00:10:04,306 --> 00:10:05,557
on "options."

376
00:10:05,557 --> 00:10:06,558
Give me the phone.

377
00:10:06,558 --> 00:10:07,643
Click on "options"!

378
00:10:07,643 --> 00:10:09,769
- I don't see it.

379
00:10:07,643 --> 00:10:09,769
- Click on... I have a baby!

380
00:10:09,769 --> 00:10:11,896
Please, I-I have to get

381
00:10:09,769 --> 00:10:11,896
to New York.

382
00:10:11,896 --> 00:10:13,607
Yeah, well, you should

383
00:10:11,896 --> 00:10:13,607
have thought about that

384
00:10:13,607 --> 00:10:14,608
before you attacked me.

385
00:10:14,608 --> 00:10:15,942
All right, boys,

386
00:10:14,608 --> 00:10:15,942
you got this?

387
00:10:15,942 --> 00:10:17,152
Good.

388
00:10:17,152 --> 00:10:19,279
- Let's get this bird

389
00:10:17,152 --> 00:10:19,279
in the air.

390
00:10:17,152 --> 00:10:19,279
- Ah, you're both

391
00:10:19,279 --> 00:10:20,656
banned from this flight.

392
00:10:22,658 --> 00:10:25,619
So I was driving with my

393
00:10:22,658 --> 00:10:25,619
friend, who thinks he's

394
00:10:25,619 --> 00:10:27,162
"The Road Trip Master."

395
00:10:27,162 --> 00:10:30,123
He has leather driving gloves.

396
00:10:30,123 --> 00:10:31,625
Who wears those?

397
00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:33,918
Huge dorks, that's who.

398
00:10:33,918 --> 00:10:35,128
Your mother was lying.

399
00:10:35,128 --> 00:10:37,297
She had her own pair.

400
00:10:37,297 --> 00:10:38,549
And he always makes us stop

401
00:10:38,549 --> 00:10:41,510
to see some weird

402
00:10:38,549 --> 00:10:41,510
roadside attraction

403
00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:44,929
no one except him

404
00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:44,929
gives a crap about.

405
00:10:44,929 --> 00:10:46,223
Nerd alert.

406
00:10:46,223 --> 00:10:48,141
Kids, you remember

407
00:10:46,223 --> 00:10:48,141
the seven-hour detour

408
00:10:48,141 --> 00:10:49,643
on our road trip

409
00:10:48,141 --> 00:10:49,643
to Disney World

410
00:10:49,643 --> 00:10:52,563
so your mother didn't miss

411
00:10:49,643 --> 00:10:52,563
that goat in South Carolina

412
00:10:52,563 --> 00:10:54,147
who could blow smoke rings.

413
00:10:54,147 --> 00:10:58,527
And he won't go one mile an hour

414
00:10:54,147 --> 00:10:58,527
over the speed limit.

415
00:10:58,527 --> 00:10:59,944
That would drive me crazy.

416
00:10:59,944 --> 00:11:03,156
I would give him

417
00:10:59,944 --> 00:11:03,156
a humiliating nickname

418
00:11:03,156 --> 00:11:05,743
until he stopped driving

419
00:11:03,156 --> 00:11:05,743
like a little girl.

420
00:11:05,743 --> 00:11:08,495
It was "Lady Tedwina Slowsby."

421
00:11:08,495 --> 00:11:11,039
And it worked.

422
00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:14,501
Okay, look, if it's

423
00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:14,501
true, if we are...

424
00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:17,337
You know.

425
00:11:17,337 --> 00:11:18,756
It's really not that big a deal.

426
00:11:18,756 --> 00:11:20,507
Okay, we-we know

427
00:11:18,756 --> 00:11:20,507
we won't have kids.

428
00:11:20,507 --> 00:11:21,883
And even if we did,

429
00:11:21,883 --> 00:11:23,843
King Joffrey's parents

430
00:11:21,883 --> 00:11:23,843
were brother and sister,

431
00:11:23,843 --> 00:11:25,429
and he was

432
00:11:23,843 --> 00:11:25,429
a fair and wise leader.

433
00:11:25,429 --> 00:11:28,139
Yeah. Look, no one

434
00:11:25,429 --> 00:11:28,139
ever needs to know but us.

435
00:11:28,139 --> 00:11:29,099
Exactly.

436
00:11:30,225 --> 00:11:32,561
I know.

437
00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:36,231
We might have to...

438
00:11:36,231 --> 00:11:38,442
Take care of Ranjit.

439
00:11:38,442 --> 00:11:40,402
Hey, you just finished my...

440
00:11:40,402 --> 00:11:42,571
Creepy telepathic

441
00:11:40,402 --> 00:11:42,571
murder thought.

442
00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:45,949
Oh, it must be

443
00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:45,949
a soul mate thing.

444
00:11:45,949 --> 00:11:47,284
Unless...

445
00:11:47,284 --> 00:11:50,829
it's a weird cousin thing.

446
00:11:52,414 --> 00:11:55,083
So we'll be good

447
00:11:52,414 --> 00:11:55,083
either way, right?

448
00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:56,627
Honey?

449
00:11:56,627 --> 00:12:00,380
That's right... sweetie.

450
00:12:00,380 --> 00:12:02,424
Now, get over here, you.

451
00:12:02,424 --> 00:12:05,677
Gah, just try

452
00:12:02,424 --> 00:12:05,677
and stop me.

453
00:12:18,482 --> 00:12:19,566
- Aw.

454
00:12:18,482 --> 00:12:19,566
- Ooh, ooh.

455
00:12:19,566 --> 00:12:21,485
Ooh, mmm, mmm, mmm.

456
00:12:21,485 --> 00:12:23,236
Well, I can't wait

457
00:12:21,485 --> 00:12:23,236
till tonight.

458
00:12:23,236 --> 00:12:24,362
I have got some

459
00:12:24,362 --> 00:12:25,572
naughty-naughty-naughty

460
00:12:24,362 --> 00:12:25,572
things planned.

461
00:12:25,572 --> 00:12:26,782
Aw.

462
00:12:26,782 --> 00:12:29,409
Oh, wow, you have certainly

463
00:12:26,782 --> 00:12:29,409
piqued my incest.

464
00:12:29,409 --> 00:12:30,702
Interest. Interest!

465
00:12:33,037 --> 00:12:36,124
I still can't believe he dragged

466
00:12:33,037 --> 00:12:36,124
me to the childhood home

467
00:12:36,124 --> 00:12:39,336
of some stupid bucklesmith

468
00:12:36,124 --> 00:12:39,336
no one's ever even heard of.

469
00:12:39,336 --> 00:12:41,880
Yeah, who cares

470
00:12:39,336 --> 00:12:41,880
about Florian van Otterloop?

471
00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:44,090
I never told you his name.

472
00:12:44,090 --> 00:12:45,467
Sumbitch?

473
00:12:45,467 --> 00:12:48,303
I mean, why'd he have to

474
00:12:45,467 --> 00:12:48,303
act that way?

475
00:12:48,303 --> 00:12:51,055
He knows I hate

476
00:12:48,303 --> 00:12:51,055
how he gets on road trips.

477
00:12:51,055 --> 00:12:54,142
It almost seems like

478
00:12:51,055 --> 00:12:54,142
he wanted you to storm off.

479
00:12:54,142 --> 00:12:56,019
But we're going

480
00:12:54,142 --> 00:12:56,019
to the same place.

481
00:12:56,019 --> 00:12:58,980
There's no reason

482
00:12:56,019 --> 00:12:58,980
why he'd want to ditch me.

483
00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:01,274
And suddenly Lily remembered

484
00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:01,274
that a week ago,

485
00:13:01,274 --> 00:13:03,902
I'd helped Robin look

486
00:13:01,274 --> 00:13:03,902
for her long-lost locket.

487
00:13:03,902 --> 00:13:05,904
But it was gone.

488
00:13:10,158 --> 00:13:12,243
Then Lily told me

489
00:13:10,158 --> 00:13:12,243
the locket actually got stashed

490
00:13:12,243 --> 00:13:14,913
in my pencil box,

491
00:13:12,243 --> 00:13:14,913
but when I opened it...

492
00:13:14,913 --> 00:13:17,248
the locket wasn't there.

493
00:13:17,248 --> 00:13:18,583
Good.

494
00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:19,668
'Cause that locket's trouble.

495
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:20,836
How? It's-it's just a friendly,

496
00:13:20,836 --> 00:13:21,961
innocent wedding gift.

497
00:13:21,961 --> 00:13:22,962
It's not innocent.

498
00:13:22,962 --> 00:13:24,673
Ted, you think

499
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:27,926
if you can get that locket

500
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:27,926
for Robin you'll win her back.

501
00:13:27,926 --> 00:13:30,679
Lily, I've let it go.

502
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,227
- I mean...

503
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,227
- What?

504
00:13:37,227 --> 00:13:38,729
There's, like,

505
00:13:37,227 --> 00:13:38,729
a one percent chance

506
00:13:38,729 --> 00:13:41,189
that Stella has the locket

507
00:13:38,729 --> 00:13:41,189
from when we lived together.

508
00:13:41,189 --> 00:13:43,400
Promise me you didn't call

509
00:13:41,189 --> 00:13:43,400
the woman who left you

510
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,653
at the altar so that

511
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,653
you could find that locket.

512
00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:47,863
Of course not.

513
00:13:47,863 --> 00:13:49,113
I e-mailed her.

514
00:13:49,113 --> 00:13:50,198
Ted.

515
00:13:50,198 --> 00:13:51,491
But Stella's living

516
00:13:50,198 --> 00:13:51,491
in L.A. now.

517
00:13:51,491 --> 00:13:52,409
And even if she has it,

518
00:13:52,409 --> 00:13:53,744
it's buried

519
00:13:52,409 --> 00:13:53,744
in some storage unit.

520
00:13:53,744 --> 00:13:55,328
She said I'd have

521
00:13:53,744 --> 00:13:55,328
to fly out there

522
00:13:55,328 --> 00:13:56,872
and look for it myself.

523
00:13:56,872 --> 00:13:59,290
Promise me you aren't

524
00:13:56,872 --> 00:13:59,290
about to do that.

525
00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:00,959
I promise.

526
00:14:01,793 --> 00:14:03,294
Sumbitch!

527
00:14:18,226 --> 00:14:20,979
You better hope when Sweaty

528
00:14:18,226 --> 00:14:20,979
finally gets off that phone,

529
00:14:20,979 --> 00:14:23,147
he can get me on the next flight

530
00:14:20,979 --> 00:14:23,147
to New York.

531
00:14:23,147 --> 00:14:25,400
I got the password

532
00:14:23,147 --> 00:14:25,400
from my mom.

533
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,985
I'm gonna take that

534
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,985
photo down myself.

535
00:14:26,985 --> 00:14:29,028
You know, I don't give

536
00:14:26,985 --> 00:14:29,028
a damn about your photo.

537
00:14:29,028 --> 00:14:31,448
My daughter is giving

538
00:14:29,028 --> 00:14:31,448
a big speech for the Model U.N.

539
00:14:31,448 --> 00:14:33,992
at her school, and I'm

540
00:14:31,448 --> 00:14:33,992
gonna miss it because of you.

541
00:14:36,912 --> 00:14:39,414
Her father and I are separated.

542
00:14:39,414 --> 00:14:40,832
She lives with her dad.

543
00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:43,961
And if I don't make it...

544
00:14:43,961 --> 00:14:47,005
she's never gonna

545
00:14:43,961 --> 00:14:47,005
trust me again.

546
00:14:47,005 --> 00:14:49,090
I'm so sorry.

547
00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:50,801
Wow, that worked on you?

548
00:14:50,801 --> 00:14:53,595
Let's hope Pit Stains

549
00:14:50,801 --> 00:14:53,595
is as dumb as you are.

550
00:14:53,595 --> 00:14:55,346
What? Why is this

551
00:14:53,595 --> 00:14:55,346
so hard for my mom?

552
00:14:55,346 --> 00:14:56,389
All you do

553
00:14:56,389 --> 00:14:58,016
is you click the photo,

554
00:14:58,016 --> 00:15:00,101
and then you click on the...

555
00:15:00,101 --> 00:15:02,813
I don't see...

556
00:15:00,101 --> 00:15:02,813
I don't see "options."

557
00:15:02,813 --> 00:15:05,106
Just click on "options."

558
00:15:05,106 --> 00:15:06,107
But where is it?

559
00:15:06,107 --> 00:15:07,150
Just click on "options."

560
00:15:07,150 --> 00:15:08,526
Is it up on the toolbar?

561
00:15:08,526 --> 00:15:10,445
- Just click on "options."

562
00:15:08,526 --> 00:15:10,445
- It's not there!

563
00:15:10,445 --> 00:15:13,031
Just click on "options"!

564
00:15:17,118 --> 00:15:18,662
Hi, Grandma.

565
00:15:18,662 --> 00:15:21,247
You-you can explain how

566
00:15:18,662 --> 00:15:21,247
Cousin Mitch is related to us?

567
00:15:21,247 --> 00:15:23,166
Explain, Grandma, explain!

568
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:25,084
Okay, he married

569
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:25,084
Barney's dad's cousin Renee,

570
00:15:25,084 --> 00:15:26,628
who he met selling Vachon cakes

571
00:15:26,628 --> 00:15:29,047
outside a curling bonspiel

572
00:15:26,628 --> 00:15:29,047
in Chicoutimi.

573
00:15:29,047 --> 00:15:30,381
English, Grandma, English!

574
00:15:30,381 --> 00:15:33,051
And on our side of the family,

575
00:15:30,381 --> 00:15:33,051
he was adopted

576
00:15:33,051 --> 00:15:34,886
because his real parents

577
00:15:33,051 --> 00:15:34,886
were eaten alive

578
00:15:34,886 --> 00:15:35,971
by their sled dogs?

579
00:15:35,971 --> 00:15:38,222
That's awesome!

580
00:15:35,971 --> 00:15:38,222
Thanks, Grandma.

581
00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:41,643
So...

582
00:15:41,643 --> 00:15:44,395
So you and I share

583
00:15:41,643 --> 00:15:44,395
no DNA whatsoever.

584
00:15:44,395 --> 00:15:46,439
Let's change that.

585
00:15:48,149 --> 00:15:49,693
Don't hold back.

586
00:15:49,693 --> 00:15:52,320
This divider is

587
00:15:49,693 --> 00:15:52,320
totally soundproof.

588
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:55,615
Go all the way.

589
00:15:55,615 --> 00:15:57,283
Wait till the hotel?

590
00:15:57,283 --> 00:15:58,952
Totally.

591
00:15:58,952 --> 00:16:00,328
Hey, you know what?

592
00:16:00,328 --> 00:16:03,206
I'm not worried about a wild

593
00:16:00,328 --> 00:16:03,206
card at our wedding anymore.

594
00:16:03,206 --> 00:16:05,792
Whether it's Uncle Vic

595
00:16:03,206 --> 00:16:05,792
or Aunt Shelly

596
00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:06,793
or the ring bear.

597
00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:08,378
Ring bear-er. Er.

598
00:16:08,378 --> 00:16:10,672
Whether any

599
00:16:08,378 --> 00:16:10,672
of those mammals go rogue,

600
00:16:10,672 --> 00:16:15,468
our wedding is

601
00:16:10,672 --> 00:16:15,468
gonna be legendary.

602
00:16:15,468 --> 00:16:16,970
No "wait for it"?

603
00:16:16,970 --> 00:16:19,263
I've got you.

604
00:16:19,263 --> 00:16:22,183
I don't have to

605
00:16:19,263 --> 00:16:22,183
wait for it anymore.

606
00:16:36,698 --> 00:16:38,033
It's a long story,

607
00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:40,284
but if we don't beat my friend

608
00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:40,284
out to that wedding,

609
00:16:40,284 --> 00:16:41,494
it's gonna be bad.

610
00:16:41,494 --> 00:16:44,122
This is too stressful.

611
00:16:41,494 --> 00:16:44,122
I-I need to see Marvin!

612
00:16:44,122 --> 00:16:46,124
No! You made me promise

613
00:16:44,122 --> 00:16:46,124
not to let you look,

614
00:16:46,124 --> 00:16:47,667
because it's

615
00:16:46,124 --> 00:16:47,667
only gonna upset you.

616
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:50,795
Here, have another sum... bitch.

617
00:16:50,795 --> 00:16:53,882
No more sumbitches?

618
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,633
Give me the damn phone!

619
00:16:57,052 --> 00:16:59,096
Just go to "edit"

620
00:16:57,052 --> 00:16:59,096
on the toolbar!

621
00:16:59,096 --> 00:17:00,471
No, "account settings"!

622
00:17:00,471 --> 00:17:01,973
Just click

623
00:17:00,471 --> 00:17:01,973
on "options."

624
00:17:01,973 --> 00:17:03,516
Stop!

625
00:17:03,516 --> 00:17:06,144
It can't be done.

626
00:17:06,144 --> 00:17:09,147
That photo is etched

627
00:17:06,144 --> 00:17:09,147
in eternity.

628
00:17:09,147 --> 00:17:11,733
Long after humanity's

629
00:17:09,147 --> 00:17:11,733
reign has ended,

630
00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:13,735
the only traces

631
00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:13,735
of our civilization found

632
00:17:13,735 --> 00:17:15,486
by Earth's new ape masters

633
00:17:13,735 --> 00:17:15,486
will be

634
00:17:15,486 --> 00:17:17,405
the top

635
00:17:15,486 --> 00:17:17,405
of the Statue of Liberty

636
00:17:17,405 --> 00:17:19,657
and this photo of me

637
00:17:17,405 --> 00:17:19,657
pretending to be

638
00:17:19,657 --> 00:17:23,286
a judge with a banana gavel.

639
00:17:23,286 --> 00:17:25,538
Well, they'll probably like

640
00:17:23,286 --> 00:17:25,538
the banana thing.

641
00:17:25,538 --> 00:17:27,082
The ape masters?

642
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:30,085
- Sorry.

643
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:30,085
- Lily's gonna see it,

644
00:17:30,085 --> 00:17:32,587
and we're gonna have

645
00:17:30,085 --> 00:17:32,587
the biggest fight of our lives.

646
00:17:32,587 --> 00:17:36,007
Oh, I wish I could

647
00:17:32,587 --> 00:17:36,007
see your wife kick your ass.

648
00:17:36,007 --> 00:17:38,509
I don't mean a physical fight.

649
00:17:38,509 --> 00:17:39,510
She's not an animal.

650
00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:41,972
I'm sorry I tried

651
00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:41,972
to bite you.

652
00:17:41,972 --> 00:17:44,557
I'm sorry that I swatted you

653
00:17:41,972 --> 00:17:44,557
on the nose

654
00:17:44,557 --> 00:17:45,892
with a rolled-up magazine.

655
00:17:45,892 --> 00:17:50,647
It's the only way I'll learn.

656
00:17:50,647 --> 00:17:54,567
Look, I haven't seen

657
00:17:50,647 --> 00:17:54,567
my baby in a week.

658
00:17:54,567 --> 00:17:56,694
You know what?

659
00:17:56,694 --> 00:17:58,113
Go for it.

660
00:18:07,538 --> 00:18:08,832
It's gone!

661
00:18:08,832 --> 00:18:10,583
It's gone!

662
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:11,709
You did it!

663
00:18:11,709 --> 00:18:14,420
You did it!

664
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,382
No new insulting Marvin photo.

665
00:18:18,382 --> 00:18:19,968
Hmm.

666
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:24,722
No new insulting Marvin photo.

667
00:18:24,722 --> 00:18:27,391
I know I'm just a stranger

668
00:18:24,722 --> 00:18:27,391
on a train

669
00:18:27,391 --> 00:18:31,562
who you tried to bite, but...

670
00:18:27,391 --> 00:18:31,562
do you want a hug?

671
00:18:53,668 --> 00:18:55,503
Lily! What the hell?

672
00:18:59,174 --> 00:19:02,093
Ted and I had some

673
00:18:59,174 --> 00:19:02,093
road trip issues.

674
00:19:02,093 --> 00:19:03,928
Did he put on the gloves?

675
00:19:02,093 --> 00:19:03,928
Mm-hmm.

676
00:19:03,928 --> 00:19:06,264
That tackle was justified.

677
00:19:06,264 --> 00:19:07,974
What's this?

678
00:19:06,264 --> 00:19:07,974
It's for you.

679
00:19:07,974 --> 00:19:09,893
Don't open it.

680
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,981
With all

681
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,981
the big changes coming up,

682
00:19:14,981 --> 00:19:17,525
I just wanted Robin

683
00:19:14,981 --> 00:19:17,525
to remember her friends.

684
00:19:17,525 --> 00:19:20,444
We all want nothing but

685
00:19:17,525 --> 00:19:20,444
happiness for you and Barney.

686
00:19:20,444 --> 00:19:21,946
Right, Lily?

687
00:19:22,989 --> 00:19:24,866
Right.

688
00:19:24,866 --> 00:19:27,035
Oh, wow.

689
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:28,369
That was, what, eight years ago?

690
00:19:28,369 --> 00:19:29,370
Yeah.

691
00:19:29,370 --> 00:19:31,455
Eight years.

692
00:19:32,373 --> 00:19:34,417
Thanks, Ted.

693
00:19:39,964 --> 00:19:42,383
I'm gonna...

694
00:19:39,964 --> 00:19:42,383
I'm gonna get checked in.

695
00:19:42,383 --> 00:19:43,676
Okay.

696
00:19:43,676 --> 00:19:46,554
Marshall's flight just took off.

697
00:19:46,554 --> 00:19:48,265
My boys will be here soon.

698
00:19:48,265 --> 00:19:49,766
Oh, yay.

699
00:19:49,766 --> 00:19:52,060
Actually, Lily's boys were

700
00:19:49,766 --> 00:19:52,060
just learning there was

701
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:54,938
only one more flight

702
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:54,938
to New York with one seat left,

703
00:19:54,938 --> 00:19:57,232
and it was all the way

704
00:19:54,938 --> 00:19:57,232
across the airport.

705
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,752
You're not gonna

706
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,752
tackle me again, are you?

707
00:20:17,752 --> 00:20:18,962
I'm the maid of honor.

708
00:20:18,962 --> 00:20:20,880
There's a good chance

709
00:20:18,962 --> 00:20:20,880
that won't be

710
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,299
my only tackle of the weekend.

711
00:20:22,299 --> 00:20:24,217
It wasn't.

712
00:20:24,217 --> 00:20:26,344
Look, I'm sorry.

713
00:20:26,344 --> 00:20:29,097
I just got it in my head

714
00:20:26,344 --> 00:20:29,097
that you somehow managed

715
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:30,932
to track down that locket

716
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:30,932
in Los Angeles,

717
00:20:30,932 --> 00:20:33,101
and now you were gonna

718
00:20:30,932 --> 00:20:33,101
blow up the wedding.

719
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,770
You really think I'm that crazy?

720
00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:38,315
I guess that's fair.

721
00:20:38,315 --> 00:20:42,277
Look, even though I was wrong,

722
00:20:38,315 --> 00:20:42,277
tell me you aren't thinking

723
00:20:42,277 --> 00:20:44,862
about doing anything

724
00:20:42,277 --> 00:20:44,862
insane this weekend.

725
00:20:44,862 --> 00:20:46,781
Of course not.

726
00:20:46,781 --> 00:20:49,408
And all I can say, kids,

727
00:20:49,408 --> 00:20:53,079
is at that moment,

728
00:20:49,408 --> 00:20:53,079
I really thought I meant it.

729
00:20:53,079 --> 00:20:57,041
But the truth is...

730
00:20:53,079 --> 00:20:57,041
you never know

731
00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:59,210
who's gonna be the wild card

732
00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:59,210
at a wedding.

733
00:20:59,210 --> 00:21:03,381
Hi. One ticket

734
00:20:59,210 --> 00:21:03,381
to Los Angeles, please.