1 00:00:03,972 --> 00:00:06,642 That afternoon 2 00:00:03,972 --> 00:00:06,642 at the Farhampton Inn, 3 00:00:06,642 --> 00:00:09,436 Aunt Lily and I 4 00:00:06,642 --> 00:00:09,436 tried to check in. 5 00:00:09,436 --> 00:00:10,604 Are you chewing gum? 6 00:00:10,604 --> 00:00:11,730 You never chew gum. 7 00:00:11,730 --> 00:00:13,691 You shouldn't chew gum 8 00:00:11,730 --> 00:00:13,691 in here. 9 00:00:13,691 --> 00:00:16,443 Nobody cares if 10 00:00:13,691 --> 00:00:16,443 I chew gum, Ted. 11 00:00:16,443 --> 00:00:17,402 Are you chewing gum? 12 00:00:17,402 --> 00:00:19,279 Yes, she is. 13 00:00:17,402 --> 00:00:19,279 She's chewing gum. 14 00:00:19,279 --> 00:00:20,531 Ooh, can I have a piece? 15 00:00:20,531 --> 00:00:22,407 Of course! 16 00:00:20,531 --> 00:00:22,407 Great. 17 00:00:22,407 --> 00:00:23,450 Thank you. 18 00:00:23,450 --> 00:00:24,660 Okay, let's chew some gum 19 00:00:24,660 --> 00:00:26,370 and get you guys 20 00:00:24,660 --> 00:00:26,370 all checked in. 21 00:00:26,370 --> 00:00:28,455 Ms. Aldrin, how many 22 00:00:26,370 --> 00:00:28,455 keys will you need? 23 00:00:28,455 --> 00:00:29,373 Two, please. 24 00:00:29,373 --> 00:00:30,457 My husband's 25 00:00:29,373 --> 00:00:30,457 getting in later. 26 00:00:30,457 --> 00:00:32,083 Excellent, and Mr. Mosby? 27 00:00:32,083 --> 00:00:33,126 Uh, just one, please. 28 00:00:33,126 --> 00:00:36,254 Oh, oh, I-I see. 29 00:00:36,254 --> 00:00:38,131 Oh. 30 00:00:38,131 --> 00:00:40,133 Well, hang in there. 31 00:00:40,133 --> 00:00:41,885 You'll find somebody. 32 00:00:41,885 --> 00:00:44,763 Thank you, 33 00:00:41,885 --> 00:00:44,763 front desk stranger. 34 00:00:44,763 --> 00:00:47,098 I'm sorry, we just... we just 35 00:00:44,763 --> 00:00:47,098 don't get a lot of singles here. 36 00:00:47,098 --> 00:00:48,141 I mean, 37 00:00:47,098 --> 00:00:48,141 look at this place. 38 00:00:48,141 --> 00:00:49,727 It's so romantic. 39 00:00:49,727 --> 00:00:53,146 Countless babies conceived 40 00:00:49,727 --> 00:00:53,146 within these walls. 41 00:00:53,146 --> 00:00:55,607 And one... grisly murder. 42 00:00:55,607 --> 00:00:56,734 Now, are you sure 43 00:00:55,607 --> 00:00:56,734 that you wouldn't 44 00:00:56,734 --> 00:00:59,570 feel more comfortable 45 00:00:56,734 --> 00:00:59,570 staying at a motel? 46 00:00:59,570 --> 00:01:00,696 What? No, look. 47 00:01:00,696 --> 00:01:02,698 I'm not some miserable, 48 00:01:00,696 --> 00:01:02,698 lonely person. 49 00:01:02,698 --> 00:01:04,115 Tell him, Lily. 50 00:01:04,115 --> 00:01:05,617 It's a tough 51 00:01:04,115 --> 00:01:05,617 weekend for him. 52 00:01:05,617 --> 00:01:06,660 Bro. 53 00:01:06,660 --> 00:01:08,328 We're here 54 00:01:06,660 --> 00:01:08,328 for a wedding. 55 00:01:06,660 --> 00:01:08,328 Ouch. 56 00:01:08,328 --> 00:01:11,206 And he used to 57 00:01:08,328 --> 00:01:11,206 date the bride. 58 00:01:08,328 --> 00:01:11,206 Ooh, mama. 59 00:01:11,206 --> 00:01:13,250 And he's the best man. 60 00:01:11,206 --> 00:01:13,250 Devastating. 61 00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:14,793 Could you please 62 00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:14,793 just check us in? 63 00:01:14,793 --> 00:01:16,461 Oh, your rooms aren't 64 00:01:14,793 --> 00:01:16,461 gonna be ready for hours. 65 00:01:16,461 --> 00:01:18,171 But in the meantime, 66 00:01:18,171 --> 00:01:20,465 Ms. Aldrin, I definitely think 67 00:01:20,465 --> 00:01:22,634 you and your husband should 68 00:01:20,465 --> 00:01:22,634 check out the lighthouse. 69 00:01:22,634 --> 00:01:25,470 It's a beautiful view 70 00:01:22,634 --> 00:01:25,470 of the bay... so romantic. 71 00:01:26,346 --> 00:01:28,014 Here's the channel guide 72 00:01:28,014 --> 00:01:29,641 for the TV. 73 00:01:29,641 --> 00:01:31,935 Don't listen 74 00:01:29,641 --> 00:01:31,935 to him, Ted. 75 00:01:31,935 --> 00:01:34,229 You are not alone. 76 00:01:34,229 --> 00:01:37,065 In fact, this 77 00:01:34,229 --> 00:01:37,065 whole weekend, 78 00:01:37,065 --> 00:01:39,651 it is going to be 79 00:01:37,065 --> 00:01:39,651 nothing but me and... 80 00:01:39,651 --> 00:01:41,027 Marshall! 81 00:01:41,027 --> 00:01:42,237 Oh, thank God, 82 00:01:41,027 --> 00:01:42,237 you're on your way. 83 00:01:42,237 --> 00:01:44,239 If I had to be here alone, 84 00:01:42,237 --> 00:01:44,239 I would kill myself. 85 00:01:58,044 --> 00:01:59,630 Marshall missed 86 00:01:58,044 --> 00:01:59,630 his flight. 87 00:01:59,630 --> 00:02:01,298 He might not get 88 00:01:59,630 --> 00:02:01,298 here tonight. 89 00:02:01,298 --> 00:02:03,717 He might not 90 00:02:01,298 --> 00:02:03,717 get here at all. 91 00:02:03,717 --> 00:02:04,968 We... 92 00:02:04,968 --> 00:02:08,012 only have a few 93 00:02:04,968 --> 00:02:08,012 of these left. 94 00:02:11,099 --> 00:02:12,392 Hi... 95 00:02:12,392 --> 00:02:13,393 Linus. 96 00:02:13,393 --> 00:02:15,019 Here's how this goes down. 97 00:02:15,019 --> 00:02:17,564 If I'm going to make it through 98 00:02:15,019 --> 00:02:17,564 this weekend without my husband, 99 00:02:17,564 --> 00:02:19,691 I need you to hook a lady up. 100 00:02:19,691 --> 00:02:22,235 Any time you see me 101 00:02:19,691 --> 00:02:22,235 without a drink in my hand, 102 00:02:22,235 --> 00:02:24,321 you put a drink in my hand. 103 00:02:24,321 --> 00:02:28,241 Are you my guy, Linus? 104 00:02:28,241 --> 00:02:29,534 So you want the Kennedy Package? 105 00:02:29,534 --> 00:02:31,119 Bingo. 106 00:02:32,579 --> 00:02:34,623 Go for Barney. 107 00:02:36,124 --> 00:02:37,250 Ah. 108 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:39,837 Thank you Linus. 109 00:02:39,837 --> 00:02:41,212 Barney, 110 00:02:39,837 --> 00:02:41,212 before you get too upset, 111 00:02:41,212 --> 00:02:43,465 there's another flight 112 00:02:41,212 --> 00:02:43,465 that leaves in five minutes. 113 00:02:43,465 --> 00:02:45,091 You're getting on it. 114 00:02:43,465 --> 00:02:45,091 I'm gonna try. 115 00:02:45,091 --> 00:02:46,551 There is no try! 116 00:02:46,551 --> 00:02:47,886 You're getting on that plane. 117 00:02:47,886 --> 00:02:49,638 Hey, growth spurt. 118 00:02:49,638 --> 00:02:52,599 If there is only one seat 119 00:02:49,638 --> 00:02:52,599 left on this plane, 120 00:02:52,599 --> 00:02:54,434 I will fight you for it. 121 00:02:54,434 --> 00:02:56,478 And I'm a biter. 122 00:02:56,478 --> 00:02:58,104 Marshall, whoever that is, 123 00:02:56,478 --> 00:02:58,104 grab her carry-on 124 00:02:58,104 --> 00:02:59,648 and throw it 125 00:02:58,104 --> 00:02:59,648 into a restricted area. 126 00:02:59,648 --> 00:03:01,358 I'm serious. Do it. 127 00:02:59,648 --> 00:03:01,358 Do it now. 128 00:03:01,358 --> 00:03:02,860 What? No. 129 00:03:02,860 --> 00:03:03,902 Barney, are you...? 130 00:03:03,902 --> 00:03:05,403 No, I'm not gonna... 131 00:03:05,403 --> 00:03:06,488 That's... No. 132 00:03:06,488 --> 00:03:08,740 There is no 133 00:03:06,488 --> 00:03:08,740 "What, no, Barney, are you, 134 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:10,742 no I'm not gonna, that's no!" 135 00:03:10,742 --> 00:03:12,828 This is a holiday weekend. 136 00:03:12,828 --> 00:03:15,831 You're not gonna get 137 00:03:12,828 --> 00:03:15,831 to New York by being nice. 138 00:03:15,831 --> 00:03:18,249 So you're gonna have 139 00:03:15,831 --> 00:03:18,249 to lose the whole Midwestern 140 00:03:18,249 --> 00:03:19,793 aw-shucksy-doodles thing... 141 00:03:19,793 --> 00:03:20,919 Shucksy doodles? 142 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:22,253 and act like a New Yorker. 143 00:03:22,253 --> 00:03:24,673 A pushy, obnoxious, 144 00:03:22,253 --> 00:03:24,673 knock-the-other-guy-down- 145 00:03:24,673 --> 00:03:27,258 and-take-his-hot-dog resident 146 00:03:24,673 --> 00:03:27,258 of the greatest city on earth! 147 00:03:27,258 --> 00:03:28,802 No can do, Barney. 148 00:03:28,802 --> 00:03:29,887 I'm from Minnesota, 149 00:03:29,887 --> 00:03:32,263 where there's plenty of hot dogs 150 00:03:29,887 --> 00:03:32,263 for everyone. 151 00:03:33,765 --> 00:03:36,309 Perhaps even too many. 152 00:03:36,309 --> 00:03:37,394 But listen, 153 00:03:37,394 --> 00:03:38,937 I'm gonna get to New York 154 00:03:38,937 --> 00:03:40,271 without being a jerk. 155 00:03:40,271 --> 00:03:42,023 Just get to New York! 156 00:03:42,023 --> 00:03:43,024 I'll get to New York! 157 00:03:43,024 --> 00:03:44,651 Nobody's getting to New York. 158 00:03:44,651 --> 00:03:45,903 Not this weekend anyway. 159 00:03:45,903 --> 00:03:48,613 There's a big storm 160 00:03:45,903 --> 00:03:48,613 rolling up the East Coast. 161 00:03:48,613 --> 00:03:50,532 All the airports 162 00:03:48,613 --> 00:03:50,532 are closing. 163 00:03:50,532 --> 00:03:53,368 My advice is 164 00:03:50,532 --> 00:03:53,368 rent a car and drive. 165 00:03:53,368 --> 00:03:54,452 But you better hurry. 166 00:03:54,452 --> 00:03:56,454 They're gonna 167 00:03:54,452 --> 00:03:56,454 run out of cars soon. 168 00:03:57,831 --> 00:03:59,290 Okay, listen. 169 00:03:59,290 --> 00:04:00,625 If we're both 170 00:03:59,290 --> 00:04:00,625 going to New York, 171 00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:03,754 why don't we rent a car, 172 00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:03,754 split the drive? 173 00:04:03,754 --> 00:04:05,589 That seems like 174 00:04:03,754 --> 00:04:05,589 a reasonable plan. 175 00:04:05,589 --> 00:04:07,883 Can I help you with 176 00:04:05,589 --> 00:04:07,883 that diaper bag? 177 00:04:07,883 --> 00:04:10,301 Sure. Thank you. 178 00:04:07,883 --> 00:04:10,301 Oh, it's... 179 00:04:12,345 --> 00:04:15,223 Have a nice bus ride, 180 00:04:12,345 --> 00:04:15,223 pumpkin head! 181 00:04:24,816 --> 00:04:27,527 Hey, lady. 182 00:04:27,527 --> 00:04:29,320 Yeah, you just threw away 183 00:04:27,527 --> 00:04:29,320 your ticket 184 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:30,822 to a really great road trip. 185 00:04:30,822 --> 00:04:33,199 I'm sorry, I can't hear you. 186 00:04:33,199 --> 00:04:35,326 You're all the way back there, 187 00:04:35,326 --> 00:04:37,579 and I'm all the way 188 00:04:35,326 --> 00:04:37,579 up here. 189 00:04:37,579 --> 00:04:39,873 Oh, you can hear me. 190 00:04:39,873 --> 00:04:42,417 Get ready to be driving 191 00:04:39,873 --> 00:04:42,417 the jealous-mobile 192 00:04:42,417 --> 00:04:44,586 because our car is 193 00:04:42,417 --> 00:04:44,586 gonna have games, 194 00:04:44,586 --> 00:04:47,464 snacks, a James Patterson 195 00:04:44,586 --> 00:04:47,464 audio book 196 00:04:47,464 --> 00:04:51,259 my mother describes as 197 00:04:47,464 --> 00:04:51,259 "cluttering her glove box." 198 00:04:51,259 --> 00:04:54,345 Your car? I'll be in Pittsburgh 199 00:04:51,259 --> 00:04:54,345 before you get your car. 200 00:04:54,345 --> 00:04:56,974 We'll see about that. 201 00:04:56,974 --> 00:04:58,976 And if you're going to New York, 202 00:04:56,974 --> 00:04:58,976 you're not gonna want 203 00:04:58,976 --> 00:05:00,018 to go through Pittsburgh. 204 00:05:00,018 --> 00:05:01,436 94 backs up around Allentown, 205 00:05:01,436 --> 00:05:03,855 so you're gonna want 206 00:05:01,436 --> 00:05:03,855 to stick on 80. 207 00:05:03,855 --> 00:05:05,315 Jerk face! 208 00:05:07,358 --> 00:05:09,569 Come on, universe. 209 00:05:09,569 --> 00:05:11,446 I'm a nice guy. 210 00:05:11,446 --> 00:05:12,990 Send me a miracle. 211 00:05:12,990 --> 00:05:16,493 And then the universe sent 212 00:05:12,990 --> 00:05:16,493 your Uncle Marshall... 213 00:05:16,493 --> 00:05:19,454 Herm. 214 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,006 Okay, people, let's move 215 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,006 it along. What do you want? 216 00:05:29,006 --> 00:05:31,049 You want a car? You got a car. 217 00:05:29,006 --> 00:05:31,049 Beat it. 218 00:05:31,049 --> 00:05:32,383 What kind of car 219 00:05:31,049 --> 00:05:32,383 do you want? 220 00:05:32,383 --> 00:05:34,427 Too slow, you get a minivan. 221 00:05:34,427 --> 00:05:36,763 Next. Ah, midsize sedan. 222 00:05:36,763 --> 00:05:38,181 Incoming. Next. 223 00:05:38,181 --> 00:05:39,891 Yes! 224 00:05:38,181 --> 00:05:39,891 You want a gas option? 225 00:05:39,891 --> 00:05:41,559 Nobody wants a gas option. 226 00:05:39,891 --> 00:05:41,559 Get out of here. 227 00:05:41,559 --> 00:05:42,560 Next. 228 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:44,729 Hello. I need a car. 229 00:05:44,729 --> 00:05:47,148 You've got it. 230 00:05:44,729 --> 00:05:47,148 That's all of them. 231 00:05:47,148 --> 00:05:49,233 We're all out of cars, 232 00:05:47,148 --> 00:05:49,233 everybody. 233 00:05:49,233 --> 00:05:50,861 Wait, no! 234 00:05:50,861 --> 00:05:52,403 You let this guy beat you? 235 00:05:52,403 --> 00:05:54,072 Ma'am, it's not a race. 236 00:05:54,072 --> 00:05:57,868 That right there 237 00:05:54,072 --> 00:05:57,868 is why you lost. 238 00:05:57,868 --> 00:06:00,244 Maybe this is your fault. 239 00:06:00,244 --> 00:06:01,412 Did you ever think of that? 240 00:06:01,412 --> 00:06:02,664 Maybe if you 241 00:06:01,412 --> 00:06:02,664 had just been 242 00:06:02,664 --> 00:06:05,166 a little bit nicer, 243 00:06:02,664 --> 00:06:05,166 then you would be 244 00:06:05,166 --> 00:06:06,877 the one driving this lovely... 245 00:06:06,877 --> 00:06:08,628 What kind of car is it? 246 00:06:08,628 --> 00:06:11,464 Now, kids, I don't remember 247 00:06:08,628 --> 00:06:11,464 the actual name of this car, 248 00:06:11,464 --> 00:06:13,216 but to an environmentalist 249 00:06:11,464 --> 00:06:13,216 like Marshall, 250 00:06:13,216 --> 00:06:16,094 this car was a monstrosity. 251 00:06:16,094 --> 00:06:19,222 2006 Monstrosity. 252 00:06:24,728 --> 00:06:27,022 Oh, no, not a Monstrosity. 253 00:06:27,022 --> 00:06:29,148 I'll take it. 254 00:06:27,022 --> 00:06:29,148 I can't drive that. 255 00:06:29,148 --> 00:06:30,817 I can. Give me the Monstrosity. 256 00:06:30,817 --> 00:06:33,194 Do you have anything else? 257 00:06:30,817 --> 00:06:33,194 I'll take the Monstrosity. 258 00:06:33,194 --> 00:06:35,446 There's nothing else. 259 00:06:33,194 --> 00:06:35,446 Give me the keys, old man! 260 00:06:35,446 --> 00:06:36,865 It's just so freaking huge! 261 00:06:36,865 --> 00:06:39,034 Well, actually it's 262 00:06:36,865 --> 00:06:39,034 a Monstrosity Sport, 263 00:06:39,034 --> 00:06:40,869 so it's a little smaller. 264 00:06:45,790 --> 00:06:47,250 Fine. I'll take it. 265 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:48,919 But I'm also gonna need 266 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:48,919 a baby seat. 267 00:06:48,919 --> 00:06:51,170 We're all out of baby seats. 268 00:06:48,919 --> 00:06:51,170 Get out of here. 269 00:06:51,170 --> 00:06:52,797 Oh, my God... 270 00:06:51,170 --> 00:06:52,797 what am I gonna do? 271 00:06:52,797 --> 00:06:54,132 I don't care. 272 00:06:56,175 --> 00:06:57,427 Can I make a suggestion? 273 00:06:58,344 --> 00:06:59,596 I rent the car, 274 00:06:59,596 --> 00:07:02,223 then I go buy the car seat, 275 00:06:59,596 --> 00:07:02,223 come back here, 276 00:07:02,223 --> 00:07:05,226 pick you guys up, 277 00:07:02,223 --> 00:07:05,226 and then the three of us 278 00:07:05,226 --> 00:07:06,978 drive to New York together. 279 00:07:08,855 --> 00:07:11,149 Let me get this straight. 280 00:07:11,149 --> 00:07:13,568 So, you're gonna 281 00:07:11,149 --> 00:07:13,568 rent the car, 282 00:07:13,568 --> 00:07:16,487 go and get a baby seat 283 00:07:13,568 --> 00:07:16,487 for my son, 284 00:07:16,487 --> 00:07:20,158 and then drive all the way 285 00:07:16,487 --> 00:07:20,158 back here to pick me up. 286 00:07:20,158 --> 00:07:21,409 That's right. 287 00:07:21,409 --> 00:07:24,495 Well, then you're 288 00:07:21,409 --> 00:07:24,495 gonna need some cash. Here. 289 00:07:24,495 --> 00:07:26,414 Hundred bucks ought to cover it. 290 00:07:26,414 --> 00:07:27,749 So, we'll see 291 00:07:26,414 --> 00:07:27,749 you soon. 292 00:07:27,749 --> 00:07:29,667 You got it, Michael! 293 00:07:27,749 --> 00:07:29,667 Marshall. 294 00:07:29,667 --> 00:07:32,003 Doesn't matter now, does it? 295 00:07:35,173 --> 00:07:38,426 Remember this day, Marvin. 296 00:07:38,426 --> 00:07:41,554 Not only is this the day 297 00:07:38,426 --> 00:07:41,554 that we either saw Prince 298 00:07:41,554 --> 00:07:44,975 or a... a really flamboyantly 299 00:07:41,554 --> 00:07:44,975 dressed greyhound, 300 00:07:44,975 --> 00:07:48,686 it's also the day that your dad 301 00:07:44,975 --> 00:07:48,686 chose not to be a jerk... 302 00:07:48,686 --> 00:07:51,355 and put his trust in humanity. 303 00:07:51,355 --> 00:07:54,109 Just watch where it gets us. 304 00:07:57,070 --> 00:07:59,114 Shucksy-doodles! 305 00:08:04,243 --> 00:08:05,829 Uncle Marshall 306 00:08:04,243 --> 00:08:05,829 was just about ready 307 00:08:05,829 --> 00:08:07,330 to abandon 308 00:08:05,829 --> 00:08:07,330 his faith in humanity. 309 00:08:07,330 --> 00:08:08,957 But let's back up a little bit. 310 00:08:08,957 --> 00:08:13,128 And now the true tale 311 00:08:08,957 --> 00:08:13,128 of the Stinson Curse. 312 00:08:13,128 --> 00:08:17,007 Moscow, 1807. 313 00:08:17,007 --> 00:08:19,092 What a wonderful night 314 00:08:17,007 --> 00:08:19,092 at the opera. 315 00:08:19,092 --> 00:08:21,052 Wouldn't you agree, 316 00:08:19,092 --> 00:08:21,052 Comrade Barnovski? 317 00:08:21,052 --> 00:08:23,471 I would indeed, 318 00:08:21,052 --> 00:08:23,471 Comrade Jamesokoff. 319 00:08:23,471 --> 00:08:26,724 But you know what made it 320 00:08:23,471 --> 00:08:26,724 truly wonderful? 321 00:08:26,724 --> 00:08:29,310 Being here with my wife... 322 00:08:29,310 --> 00:08:32,981 the beet in my borscht, 323 00:08:29,310 --> 00:08:32,981 the fur on my hat, 324 00:08:32,981 --> 00:08:38,153 the only person I've ever 325 00:08:32,981 --> 00:08:38,153 been attracted to, ever. 326 00:08:38,153 --> 00:08:40,363 I feel the same way 327 00:08:38,153 --> 00:08:40,363 about Kyle... 328 00:08:40,363 --> 00:08:42,406 my plutonic friend 329 00:08:40,363 --> 00:08:42,406 from work. 330 00:08:44,242 --> 00:08:47,912 Is it just me, or did that feel 331 00:08:44,242 --> 00:08:47,912 like we hit an old Gypsy woman? 332 00:08:47,912 --> 00:08:49,664 Yep. Old Gypsy woman. 333 00:08:49,664 --> 00:08:52,458 Good call, Barnovski. 334 00:08:49,664 --> 00:08:52,458 Oh, well, she's just a peasant. 335 00:08:52,458 --> 00:08:53,417 Home, Smirnoff. 336 00:08:53,417 --> 00:08:55,837 Wait, she's 337 00:08:53,417 --> 00:08:55,837 saying somethink! 338 00:08:57,255 --> 00:08:59,049 Hornier. 339 00:09:00,967 --> 00:09:02,760 Hornier. 340 00:09:03,594 --> 00:09:05,096 Hornier? 341 00:09:05,096 --> 00:09:06,973 Sonobovich! 342 00:09:06,973 --> 00:09:09,100 Did she just put a curse on us? 343 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:10,727 Eh, nonsense, brother. 344 00:09:10,727 --> 00:09:13,604 Okay, let's go, Smirnoff. 345 00:09:13,604 --> 00:09:14,772 Smirnoff? 346 00:09:15,648 --> 00:09:18,818 Homina, hominovich. Mmm, 347 00:09:18,818 --> 00:09:23,489 Smirnoff, I would climb you 348 00:09:18,818 --> 00:09:23,489 like the Kremlin Wall. 349 00:09:23,489 --> 00:09:25,033 What's happening to me? 350 00:09:25,033 --> 00:09:27,618 Don't you see? 351 00:09:25,033 --> 00:09:27,618 You're getting hornier, brother, 352 00:09:27,618 --> 00:09:30,288 just like 353 00:09:27,618 --> 00:09:30,288 the old Gypsy woman said! 354 00:09:30,288 --> 00:09:31,622 Oh, hello there. 355 00:09:32,916 --> 00:09:36,753 Ever had 356 00:09:32,916 --> 00:09:36,753 a White Russian? 357 00:09:39,589 --> 00:09:41,799 For the next 200 years, 358 00:09:41,799 --> 00:09:44,468 every male member 359 00:09:41,799 --> 00:09:44,468 of the Stinson family 360 00:09:44,468 --> 00:09:47,638 was afflicted 361 00:09:44,468 --> 00:09:47,638 by the Gypsy's curse, 362 00:09:47,638 --> 00:09:49,182 an unquenchable thirst 363 00:09:47,638 --> 00:09:49,182 for booty 364 00:09:49,182 --> 00:09:53,352 that no committed relationship 365 00:09:49,182 --> 00:09:53,352 could ever satisfy. 366 00:09:53,352 --> 00:09:55,646 That is, until my brother James 367 00:09:55,646 --> 00:09:57,565 met his husband Tom. 368 00:09:57,565 --> 00:10:00,568 The day they got married, 369 00:09:57,565 --> 00:10:00,568 they lifted the curse forever, 370 00:10:00,568 --> 00:10:02,486 freeing me from the shackles 371 00:10:02,486 --> 00:10:04,697 of having sex 372 00:10:02,486 --> 00:10:04,697 with lots of different women. 373 00:10:04,697 --> 00:10:05,698 Although, sometimes 374 00:10:05,698 --> 00:10:07,491 Robin and I still use 375 00:10:05,698 --> 00:10:07,491 the shackles. 376 00:10:07,491 --> 00:10:08,409 Bondage five! 377 00:10:08,409 --> 00:10:10,203 Whoa. 378 00:10:08,409 --> 00:10:10,203 I can't, I can't, 379 00:10:10,203 --> 00:10:11,079 I can't. 380 00:10:11,079 --> 00:10:13,164 Go for Barney! 381 00:10:14,207 --> 00:10:15,875 Ah. 382 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:19,337 Thank you, Linus. 383 00:10:19,337 --> 00:10:20,880 This is worse 384 00:10:19,337 --> 00:10:20,880 than I thought. 385 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,757 I know. 386 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,757 Showtime, no HBO? 387 00:10:22,757 --> 00:10:24,175 No. 388 00:10:25,218 --> 00:10:27,553 Tom and I are getting divorced. 389 00:10:27,553 --> 00:10:28,930 What? 390 00:10:27,553 --> 00:10:28,930 What? 391 00:10:28,930 --> 00:10:31,308 That's why you look 392 00:10:28,930 --> 00:10:31,308 extra handsome. 393 00:10:31,308 --> 00:10:33,226 I do get extra hot 394 00:10:31,308 --> 00:10:33,226 when I'm single. 395 00:10:33,226 --> 00:10:34,185 Your skin looks amazing. 396 00:10:34,185 --> 00:10:35,478 Looks amazing. 397 00:10:34,185 --> 00:10:35,478 I know. 398 00:10:35,478 --> 00:10:37,897 So... so what happened? 399 00:10:35,478 --> 00:10:37,897 Why-why'd you guys break up? 400 00:10:37,897 --> 00:10:39,482 Well, the thing to remember 401 00:10:39,482 --> 00:10:41,025 is that when something 402 00:10:39,482 --> 00:10:41,025 like this happens, 403 00:10:41,025 --> 00:10:41,985 it's nobody's fault. 404 00:10:41,985 --> 00:10:44,112 You cheated on him. 405 00:10:41,985 --> 00:10:44,112 Repeatedly. 406 00:10:45,155 --> 00:10:46,447 I thought about 407 00:10:45,155 --> 00:10:46,447 keeping it quiet, 408 00:10:46,447 --> 00:10:49,617 but then I realized, 409 00:10:46,447 --> 00:10:49,617 wouldn't my family want me 410 00:10:49,617 --> 00:10:53,204 to be honest with them 411 00:10:49,617 --> 00:10:53,204 about news this big? 412 00:10:53,204 --> 00:10:56,624 Oh, can I just say five things? 413 00:10:58,376 --> 00:11:01,879 What is the matter with... 414 00:10:58,376 --> 00:11:01,879 sorry, six... you? 415 00:11:01,879 --> 00:11:03,756 Ooh! What? 416 00:11:03,756 --> 00:11:06,467 I'm-I'm sorry 417 00:11:03,756 --> 00:11:06,467 about you and Tom, 418 00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:08,886 but you can't just drop 419 00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:08,886 a bombshell like this 420 00:11:08,886 --> 00:11:10,388 so close to 421 00:11:08,886 --> 00:11:10,388 someone's wedding. 422 00:11:10,388 --> 00:11:13,057 You broke the curse. 423 00:11:10,388 --> 00:11:13,057 You and Tom 424 00:11:13,057 --> 00:11:14,184 are the only couple 425 00:11:14,184 --> 00:11:15,893 that makes Barney 426 00:11:14,184 --> 00:11:15,893 believe in marriage. 427 00:11:15,893 --> 00:11:18,229 Really? 428 00:11:15,893 --> 00:11:18,229 The only couple? 429 00:11:18,229 --> 00:11:21,440 I mean, no one else 430 00:11:18,229 --> 00:11:21,440 comes to mind? 431 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,234 Been together 17 years? 432 00:11:23,234 --> 00:11:25,987 She's a spunky redhead, 433 00:11:23,234 --> 00:11:25,987 he's got calves 434 00:11:25,987 --> 00:11:28,531 that launched a thousand 435 00:11:25,987 --> 00:11:28,531 lady boners? 436 00:11:28,531 --> 00:11:29,740 Hey, sorry about that. 437 00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:31,075 Hey, did you guys know 438 00:11:31,075 --> 00:11:34,578 that Sunday is James' and Tom's 439 00:11:31,075 --> 00:11:34,578 anniversary? 440 00:11:34,578 --> 00:11:36,622 How cool is that? 441 00:11:36,622 --> 00:11:37,790 We're anniversary bros! 442 00:11:37,790 --> 00:11:39,667 Every year, we should go out 443 00:11:37,790 --> 00:11:39,667 and celebrate... 444 00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:40,918 just the two of us. 445 00:11:40,918 --> 00:11:42,962 Listen, bro, you... 446 00:11:42,962 --> 00:11:45,215 I know, I know, "Please, Barney, 447 00:11:45,215 --> 00:11:48,467 you don't have to get us 448 00:11:45,215 --> 00:11:48,467 an anniversary gift this year." 449 00:11:48,467 --> 00:11:49,719 You get them an 450 00:11:48,467 --> 00:11:49,719 anniversary gift? 451 00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:51,179 Why shouldn't I? 452 00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:51,179 They're the one couple 453 00:11:51,179 --> 00:11:52,972 that makes me believe marriage 454 00:11:51,179 --> 00:11:52,972 is possible. 455 00:11:52,972 --> 00:11:54,932 I mean, I'm sitting right here. 456 00:11:56,017 --> 00:11:57,601 Thank you, Linus. 457 00:11:57,601 --> 00:11:59,354 Barney, the thing is... 458 00:11:59,354 --> 00:12:02,773 Cover your ears and hum "The 459 00:11:59,354 --> 00:12:02,773 Battle Hymn of the Republic." 460 00:12:02,773 --> 00:12:03,941 Why? 461 00:12:03,941 --> 00:12:06,444 It's for the bride. 462 00:12:06,444 --> 00:12:07,987 Oh, it's for... 463 00:12:07,987 --> 00:12:09,113 Okay, listen, James, 464 00:12:09,113 --> 00:12:10,781 my cousin Vince 465 00:12:09,113 --> 00:12:10,781 is a Mountie. 466 00:12:10,781 --> 00:12:13,576 His girlfriend is back home, 467 00:12:10,781 --> 00:12:13,576 but he gets gay at weddings. 468 00:12:13,576 --> 00:12:15,286 He's yours. 469 00:12:13,576 --> 00:12:15,286 I am giving you Vince. 470 00:12:15,286 --> 00:12:16,829 Just please, 471 00:12:15,286 --> 00:12:16,829 don't tell Barney. 472 00:12:16,829 --> 00:12:18,206 If he finds out 473 00:12:16,829 --> 00:12:18,206 that the only 474 00:12:18,206 --> 00:12:19,957 successful marriage 475 00:12:18,206 --> 00:12:19,957 in his life is over... 476 00:12:19,957 --> 00:12:21,251 I hate everyone 477 00:12:19,957 --> 00:12:21,251 at this table. 478 00:12:21,251 --> 00:12:22,252 it'll spook him. 479 00:12:22,252 --> 00:12:23,502 I don't want him 480 00:12:22,252 --> 00:12:23,502 getting spooked. 481 00:12:23,502 --> 00:12:25,671 Robin, have some faith. 482 00:12:25,671 --> 00:12:28,591 Do you really think what you 483 00:12:25,671 --> 00:12:28,591 and Barney have is that fragile? 484 00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:31,594 I don't want to find out. 485 00:12:31,594 --> 00:12:33,221 Fine. 486 00:12:36,015 --> 00:12:37,183 Thanks, baby. 487 00:12:37,183 --> 00:12:38,684 No sweat. 488 00:12:37,183 --> 00:12:38,684 Mmm... 489 00:12:38,684 --> 00:12:41,479 So, James, seriously, 490 00:12:38,684 --> 00:12:41,479 where's Tom? 491 00:12:41,479 --> 00:12:42,772 He can't make the wedding. 492 00:12:42,772 --> 00:12:44,190 He had his wisdom teeth out. 493 00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:45,524 Ugh! On top of a divorce? 494 00:12:45,524 --> 00:12:46,776 That is rough. 495 00:12:47,818 --> 00:12:49,487 Uh-oh. 496 00:12:49,487 --> 00:12:52,573 What is she talking about? 497 00:12:53,574 --> 00:12:55,826 Tom and I are getting a divorce. 498 00:12:59,497 --> 00:13:00,957 Excuse me. 499 00:13:05,211 --> 00:13:08,172 Vince... off the table. 500 00:13:15,721 --> 00:13:18,224 What was that? 501 00:13:15,721 --> 00:13:18,224 I don't know. 502 00:13:15,721 --> 00:13:18,224 It just came out. 503 00:13:18,224 --> 00:13:19,892 That's it. 504 00:13:18,224 --> 00:13:19,892 It's barely even noon. 505 00:13:19,892 --> 00:13:21,519 You're cut off. 506 00:13:21,519 --> 00:13:23,187 Thank you, Linus. 507 00:13:24,355 --> 00:13:25,856 Thank you, Linus. 508 00:13:26,690 --> 00:13:28,526 Thank you, Linus. 509 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,028 Thank you, Linus. 510 00:13:31,028 --> 00:13:32,530 Thank you, Linus. 511 00:13:32,530 --> 00:13:34,615 Okay, but after that one, 512 00:13:32,530 --> 00:13:34,615 you're cut off! 513 00:13:36,493 --> 00:13:38,953 No! No, you are not doing this. 514 00:13:36,493 --> 00:13:38,953 Step away from the desk. 515 00:13:38,953 --> 00:13:39,954 What are you talking about? 516 00:13:39,954 --> 00:13:41,705 You just found out 517 00:13:39,954 --> 00:13:41,705 about James and Tom, 518 00:13:41,705 --> 00:13:44,041 and it totally freaked you out, 519 00:13:41,705 --> 00:13:44,041 and now you're asking this guy 520 00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:45,251 to point you in the direction 521 00:13:45,251 --> 00:13:46,461 of the nearest, 522 00:13:45,251 --> 00:13:46,461 dirtiest strip club. 523 00:13:46,461 --> 00:13:48,546 Oh, well, 524 00:13:46,461 --> 00:13:48,546 that-that's a tough one. 525 00:13:48,546 --> 00:13:51,257 Uh, the nearest one 526 00:13:48,546 --> 00:13:51,257 that's-that's kind of dirty 527 00:13:51,257 --> 00:13:52,883 is The Sand Box, 528 00:13:52,883 --> 00:13:55,761 but the, uh... 529 00:13:52,883 --> 00:13:55,761 the dirtiest one that's nearby 530 00:13:55,761 --> 00:13:57,555 is The Crab Shed. 531 00:13:57,555 --> 00:13:58,722 Dude. 532 00:13:58,722 --> 00:14:01,267 Sorry. Uh, but hey, 533 00:13:58,722 --> 00:14:01,267 if-if you do go, 534 00:14:01,267 --> 00:14:03,227 maybe you could take Ted. 535 00:14:03,227 --> 00:14:04,895 I'm really worried 536 00:14:03,227 --> 00:14:04,895 about that kid. 537 00:14:06,230 --> 00:14:08,774 No, Robin, I am not 538 00:14:06,230 --> 00:14:08,774 going to a strip club. 539 00:14:08,774 --> 00:14:10,067 Especially right now. 540 00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:13,196 Could you imagine 541 00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:13,196 the day shift at The Crab Shed? 542 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,115 Robin... 543 00:14:16,115 --> 00:14:19,035 I came to the desk to get this. 544 00:14:19,035 --> 00:14:20,744 Is that the key to our room? 545 00:14:20,744 --> 00:14:22,413 It's the key to James's room. 546 00:14:28,169 --> 00:14:29,504 Oh, my. 547 00:14:29,504 --> 00:14:30,880 What is that? 548 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,256 It's an erotic cake. 549 00:14:32,256 --> 00:14:34,091 I wanted to surprise them 550 00:14:32,256 --> 00:14:34,091 for their anniversary. 551 00:14:34,091 --> 00:14:35,510 Is that... is that 552 00:14:34,091 --> 00:14:35,510 James and Tom? 553 00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:39,472 Mmm, caramel marzipan, 554 00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:39,472 chocolate marzipan. 555 00:14:39,472 --> 00:14:41,057 I love chocolate 556 00:14:39,472 --> 00:14:41,057 marzipan. 557 00:14:41,057 --> 00:14:45,061 So does Tom. 558 00:14:41,057 --> 00:14:45,061 Used to anyway. 559 00:14:45,061 --> 00:14:48,064 This is, uh, absolutely the, 560 00:14:45,061 --> 00:14:48,064 uh... the weirdest thing 561 00:14:48,064 --> 00:14:50,774 that anyone has ever 562 00:14:48,064 --> 00:14:50,774 done for their sibling. 563 00:14:52,276 --> 00:14:55,279 I love you so much. 564 00:14:55,279 --> 00:14:57,365 You thought I was 565 00:14:55,279 --> 00:14:57,365 gonna freak out. 566 00:14:57,365 --> 00:14:59,950 Well, I mean, a Gypsy 567 00:14:57,365 --> 00:14:59,950 cursed your family 568 00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:02,786 to become hornier and do 569 00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:02,786 awesome guitar solos. 570 00:15:02,786 --> 00:15:04,581 Can you blame me? 571 00:15:04,581 --> 00:15:07,083 Look, am I bummed about James 572 00:15:04,581 --> 00:15:07,083 and Tom getting a divorce? 573 00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:10,211 Obviously. 574 00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:10,211 But I don't need them 575 00:15:10,211 --> 00:15:12,589 to make me believe 576 00:15:10,211 --> 00:15:12,589 in true love anymore. 577 00:15:12,589 --> 00:15:14,006 I've got you for that now. 578 00:15:14,006 --> 00:15:15,799 Mmm. 579 00:15:15,799 --> 00:15:19,303 Oh, man, now I gotta figure out 580 00:15:15,799 --> 00:15:19,303 what to do with all this stuff. 581 00:15:19,303 --> 00:15:21,389 Well, before we do that... 582 00:15:21,389 --> 00:15:24,517 um, would it be all 583 00:15:21,389 --> 00:15:24,517 right if I nibbled 584 00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:26,977 on your brother's 585 00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:26,977 Ding Dong? 586 00:15:26,977 --> 00:15:29,647 How about we nibble 587 00:15:29,647 --> 00:15:33,484 on my brother's 588 00:15:29,647 --> 00:15:33,484 Ding Dong together? 589 00:15:33,484 --> 00:15:35,319 I'd like that. 590 00:15:37,113 --> 00:15:39,407 So, they cleaned all that stuff 591 00:15:37,113 --> 00:15:39,407 out of there 592 00:15:39,407 --> 00:15:41,158 and had a talk with James. 593 00:15:41,158 --> 00:15:44,495 And Barney didn't freak out, 594 00:15:41,158 --> 00:15:44,495 because here's the thing, kids. 595 00:15:44,495 --> 00:15:48,583 When you believe in people, 596 00:15:44,495 --> 00:15:48,583 people come through. 597 00:15:53,879 --> 00:15:56,340 Just so we're clear, 598 00:15:53,879 --> 00:15:56,340 I pick the music. 599 00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:57,550 Of course. 600 00:15:57,550 --> 00:15:58,676 Say it. 601 00:15:58,676 --> 00:16:00,344 Say, "Daphne picks the music." 602 00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:02,138 Daphne picks the music. 603 00:16:02,138 --> 00:16:03,306 And you pay for gas. 604 00:16:03,306 --> 00:16:05,015 Are you kidding? 605 00:16:03,306 --> 00:16:05,015 Do you have any idea 606 00:16:05,015 --> 00:16:06,309 how much gas this thing takes? 607 00:16:06,309 --> 00:16:07,518 No, no, okay! 608 00:16:07,518 --> 00:16:08,852 Okay, I pay for gas. 609 00:16:08,852 --> 00:16:10,354 Good. Now, get in. 610 00:16:10,354 --> 00:16:12,189 It's a long ride to Phoenix. 611 00:16:12,189 --> 00:16:13,732 Sorry, what? 612 00:16:13,732 --> 00:16:16,152 I'm just kidding. 613 00:16:16,152 --> 00:16:18,195 Oh, this is gonna be fun. 614 00:16:23,117 --> 00:16:24,910 This must be the singles table. 615 00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:28,539 Guess it is. 616 00:16:29,999 --> 00:16:32,251 Well, it's kind of nice 617 00:16:29,999 --> 00:16:32,251 to be asking this question 618 00:16:32,251 --> 00:16:33,711 instead of answering it 619 00:16:32,251 --> 00:16:33,711 for a change: 620 00:16:33,711 --> 00:16:34,837 How are you doing? 621 00:16:34,837 --> 00:16:37,632 I don't know. 622 00:16:37,632 --> 00:16:39,342 I'm trying to be happy 623 00:16:37,632 --> 00:16:39,342 for my brother, 624 00:16:39,342 --> 00:16:41,051 but, uh... I guess a person 625 00:16:41,051 --> 00:16:42,928 has a different 626 00:16:41,051 --> 00:16:42,928 perspective on weddings 627 00:16:42,928 --> 00:16:47,350 when he knows what's down there 628 00:16:42,928 --> 00:16:47,350 at the end of the aisle. 629 00:16:47,350 --> 00:16:49,477 It's not all 630 00:16:47,350 --> 00:16:49,477 champagne and frosting. 631 00:16:50,436 --> 00:16:53,564 Mr. Stinson, your room is ready. 632 00:16:53,564 --> 00:16:55,399 And, Ted... 633 00:16:55,399 --> 00:16:57,568 she's right around the corner. 634 00:16:57,568 --> 00:16:59,111 Thank you, Curtis. 635 00:16:59,111 --> 00:17:00,946 I feel it, too. 636 00:17:00,946 --> 00:17:02,490 No, no, no, the-the housekeeper. 637 00:17:02,490 --> 00:17:04,534 She's in the room that's right 638 00:17:02,490 --> 00:17:04,534 around the corner from yours. 639 00:17:04,534 --> 00:17:05,743 Oh. 640 00:17:04,534 --> 00:17:05,743 So another hour, tops. 641 00:17:05,743 --> 00:17:07,953 Sure. 642 00:17:07,953 --> 00:17:09,497 Okay, see you later, Ted. 643 00:17:09,497 --> 00:17:11,207 You're not 644 00:17:09,497 --> 00:17:11,207 giving up, James. 645 00:17:12,249 --> 00:17:14,084 And neither am I. 646 00:17:30,351 --> 00:17:31,435 Hey, beautiful. 647 00:17:31,435 --> 00:17:32,436 Hi. 648 00:17:32,436 --> 00:17:34,397 God, you look great. 649 00:17:34,397 --> 00:17:36,315 What? Come on. 650 00:17:36,315 --> 00:17:37,316 You do! 651 00:17:37,316 --> 00:17:39,151 I've been in a car all morning. 652 00:17:39,151 --> 00:17:42,488 I just ate a croissant crumb 653 00:17:39,151 --> 00:17:42,488 that I found in my bra. 654 00:17:42,488 --> 00:17:43,781 I'm disgusting. 655 00:17:43,781 --> 00:17:46,743 Yeah, I saw you do that. 656 00:17:43,781 --> 00:17:46,743 And it was super hot. Come here. 657 00:17:46,743 --> 00:17:48,411 You come here. 658 00:17:46,743 --> 00:17:48,411 Come here. 659 00:17:48,411 --> 00:17:51,288 No, you come here. 660 00:17:48,411 --> 00:17:51,288 Come here. 661 00:17:51,288 --> 00:17:52,956 Hey, you want to hear 662 00:17:51,288 --> 00:17:52,956 something funny? 663 00:17:52,956 --> 00:17:53,957 Mm-hmm. 664 00:17:53,957 --> 00:17:56,293 One year ago today, 665 00:17:53,957 --> 00:17:56,293 almost to the minute, 666 00:17:56,293 --> 00:17:58,671 I was sitting 667 00:17:56,293 --> 00:17:58,671 at this very table 668 00:17:58,671 --> 00:18:00,089 right in that seat. 669 00:18:01,298 --> 00:18:03,467 Oh, yeah. I can see it. 670 00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:05,928 Nursing your gin and tonic 671 00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:05,928 with three extra limes, 672 00:18:05,928 --> 00:18:07,764 doing the crossword, 673 00:18:07,764 --> 00:18:10,307 probably being 674 00:18:07,764 --> 00:18:10,307 all showboat-y about it. 675 00:18:10,307 --> 00:18:11,267 I wasn't being 676 00:18:10,307 --> 00:18:11,267 showboat-y about it. 677 00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:14,228 "Vesuvius." 678 00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:14,228 Boo-yah! 679 00:18:15,938 --> 00:18:17,981 Oh, wait, that doesn't fit. 680 00:18:17,981 --> 00:18:20,317 The point is, 681 00:18:17,981 --> 00:18:20,317 one year ago today, 682 00:18:20,317 --> 00:18:23,904 I made a promise to myself 683 00:18:20,317 --> 00:18:23,904 right at this table. 684 00:18:23,904 --> 00:18:25,906 What was the promise? 685 00:18:25,906 --> 00:18:30,453 I'm coming back, 686 00:18:25,906 --> 00:18:30,453 and I'm bringing you. 687 00:18:30,453 --> 00:18:32,455 Wait a second. 688 00:18:30,453 --> 00:18:32,455 Hold it. 689 00:18:32,455 --> 00:18:35,708 One year ago today, 690 00:18:32,455 --> 00:18:35,708 you hadn't even met me. 691 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:37,835 I know, but I knew I would. 692 00:18:38,961 --> 00:18:40,671 And now it's a year later. 693 00:18:40,671 --> 00:18:42,339 And here I am. 694 00:18:42,339 --> 00:18:43,674 Here you are. 695 00:18:43,674 --> 00:18:45,092 Love in your eyes, 696 00:18:45,092 --> 00:18:47,010 baked goods 697 00:18:45,092 --> 00:18:47,010 in your undergarments. 698 00:18:47,010 --> 00:18:48,053 Yeah. 699 00:18:48,053 --> 00:18:50,347 You picked a real winner, Mosby. 700 00:18:50,347 --> 00:18:53,016 I did. 701 00:18:54,518 --> 00:18:56,353 Okay, seriously, what the crap 702 00:18:56,353 --> 00:18:58,355 is taking so long 703 00:18:56,353 --> 00:18:58,355 with these rooms? 704 00:18:58,355 --> 00:19:00,357 It was like this 705 00:18:58,355 --> 00:19:00,357 last year. 706 00:19:00,357 --> 00:19:02,025 I'll be right back. 707 00:19:02,025 --> 00:19:04,361 I'll be right here. 708 00:19:23,255 --> 00:19:24,757 Sorry that took so long. 709 00:19:24,757 --> 00:19:26,091 Please... 710 00:19:26,091 --> 00:19:27,968 try to enjoy your stay. 711 00:19:27,968 --> 00:19:29,887 I will. 712 00:19:29,887 --> 00:19:31,054 Try to. 713 00:19:31,054 --> 00:19:34,809 I will enjoy my stay. 714 00:19:34,809 --> 00:19:35,893 Try. 715 00:19:35,893 --> 00:19:37,561 Not gonna try. 716 00:19:37,561 --> 00:19:40,731 Just... just gonna do it. 717 00:19:40,731 --> 00:19:41,774 Good for you. 718 00:19:41,774 --> 00:19:42,733 Not good for me. 719 00:19:42,733 --> 00:19:46,153 No, just-just neutral for me. 720 00:19:46,153 --> 00:19:48,739 Attaboy. 721 00:19:46,153 --> 00:19:48,739 No, at not a boy. 722 00:19:51,492 --> 00:19:52,618 It gets better. 723 00:19:52,618 --> 00:19:55,037 I am fine, Curtis. Okay? 724 00:19:55,037 --> 00:19:58,165 I enjoy and appreciate 725 00:19:55,037 --> 00:19:58,165 the happiness of other people 726 00:19:58,165 --> 00:20:01,919 whether I am in a relationship 727 00:19:58,165 --> 00:20:01,919 or not. Okay? Curtis? 728 00:20:01,919 --> 00:20:03,003 So just-just... 729 00:20:03,003 --> 00:20:05,548 just go ahead 730 00:20:03,003 --> 00:20:05,548 and give me my one key 731 00:20:05,548 --> 00:20:07,550 because I am fine. 732 00:20:17,184 --> 00:20:23,190 Oh, come on! 733 00:20:17,184 --> 00:20:23,190 I need another drink.