1 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:03,353 Two days before 2 00:00:03,478 --> 00:00:04,939 Barney and Robin's wedding, 3 00:00:03,478 --> 00:00:04,939 their reverend passed away, 4 00:00:05,064 --> 00:00:06,648 and the search was on 5 00:00:05,064 --> 00:00:06,648 for a replacement. 6 00:00:06,774 --> 00:00:09,026 Oh, boy, it's the creepy, 7 00:00:09,151 --> 00:00:11,612 bug-eyed minister 8 00:00:09,151 --> 00:00:11,612 from that culty church 9 00:00:11,737 --> 00:00:14,073 who kept asking us 10 00:00:11,737 --> 00:00:14,073 if we're "pure enough to die." 11 00:00:14,198 --> 00:00:15,866 He's our best lead. 12 00:00:14,198 --> 00:00:15,866 I should get this. 13 00:00:15,991 --> 00:00:18,577 James, unless 14 00:00:15,991 --> 00:00:18,577 you have a minister, 15 00:00:18,702 --> 00:00:20,329 I don't want to hear it. 16 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:21,872 You mean, like this one? 17 00:00:21,997 --> 00:00:23,791 A few years back, 18 00:00:23,916 --> 00:00:27,628 Barney's brother James finally 19 00:00:23,916 --> 00:00:27,628 met his long-lost father, Sam, 20 00:00:27,753 --> 00:00:29,755 who turned out 21 00:00:27,753 --> 00:00:29,755 to be a reverend. 22 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:33,008 I know pronounce 23 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:33,008 your asses saved. 24 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:34,468 Whoa! 25 00:00:34,593 --> 00:00:38,180 Reverend Gibbs wouldn't be 26 00:00:34,593 --> 00:00:38,180 the only VIP arrival that day. 27 00:00:38,306 --> 00:00:39,431 Dad! 28 00:00:39,556 --> 00:00:42,517 Barney. Oh, I can't believe 29 00:00:39,556 --> 00:00:42,517 you're getting married. 30 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,770 You've grown up so fast. 31 00:00:44,895 --> 00:00:49,024 Then again, I did miss 32 00:00:44,895 --> 00:00:49,024 about 30 years of your life. 33 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:51,443 Did I mention we got you 34 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:51,443 two things from your registry? 35 00:00:51,568 --> 00:00:54,071 Hey, can we buy you guys 36 00:00:51,568 --> 00:00:54,071 a drink in a bit? 37 00:00:54,196 --> 00:00:55,364 Sure. We'll meet you 38 00:00:54,196 --> 00:00:55,364 at the bar. 39 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:56,657 Yeah. 40 00:00:56,782 --> 00:00:58,117 Here. 41 00:00:56,782 --> 00:00:58,117 All right. 42 00:00:58,242 --> 00:00:59,243 Hey. 43 00:00:59,368 --> 00:01:01,120 Oh. Whoa. Look. 44 00:01:01,245 --> 00:01:02,788 My dad hasn't seen 45 00:01:01,245 --> 00:01:02,788 my mom in years, 46 00:01:02,913 --> 00:01:03,998 not since he bailed on her. 47 00:01:04,123 --> 00:01:06,083 Oh, man, take it from a 48 00:01:04,123 --> 00:01:06,083 fellow child of divorce, 49 00:01:06,208 --> 00:01:07,960 this could 50 00:01:06,208 --> 00:01:07,960 get real messy. 51 00:01:08,085 --> 00:01:10,296 Loretta, good to see you. 52 00:01:10,420 --> 00:01:12,589 You, too, Jerry. 53 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:15,467 Wow. 54 00:01:15,592 --> 00:01:17,636 Yeah. Thank 55 00:01:15,592 --> 00:01:17,636 God, no drama. 56 00:01:17,761 --> 00:01:19,638 They're in love! 57 00:01:19,763 --> 00:01:23,351 My mom and dad are getting 58 00:01:19,763 --> 00:01:23,351 back together again! 59 00:01:23,475 --> 00:01:26,020 Uh-oh. 60 00:01:39,408 --> 00:01:40,450 Hey, quick favor. 61 00:01:40,575 --> 00:01:42,161 I want to give this 62 00:01:40,575 --> 00:01:42,161 to Robin. 63 00:01:42,286 --> 00:01:43,204 Gretzky's her hero. 64 00:01:43,329 --> 00:01:45,289 She says his name sometimes 65 00:01:43,329 --> 00:01:45,289 in bed. I've accepted it. 66 00:01:45,414 --> 00:01:48,167 Can you, uh, hide it for me 67 00:01:45,414 --> 00:01:48,167 till the rehearsal dinner? 68 00:01:48,292 --> 00:01:49,584 The best man is on it. 69 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:51,837 Great. Now I'm gonna go get 70 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:51,837 my mom and dad back together. 71 00:01:51,962 --> 00:01:53,255 They're totally in love. 72 00:01:51,962 --> 00:01:53,255 I know. It's amazing. 73 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:54,256 I'm walking on air. 74 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:57,634 My family's gonna be 75 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:57,634 whole again! 76 00:01:57,759 --> 00:01:59,678 Should we stop him or something? 77 00:01:59,803 --> 00:02:02,014 The best man is staying 78 00:01:59,803 --> 00:02:02,014 on the Gretzky thing. 79 00:02:19,614 --> 00:02:20,866 Ha! 80 00:02:20,991 --> 00:02:22,076 You're right. 81 00:02:22,201 --> 00:02:23,452 That crap grows on you. 82 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:24,661 Again? 83 00:02:24,786 --> 00:02:25,787 Proclaim it! 84 00:02:27,831 --> 00:02:29,750 Hey. So there I am, 85 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:31,960 lying in the wet, filthy sand 86 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:31,960 under the patio, 87 00:02:32,086 --> 00:02:35,089 just minding my own business, 88 00:02:32,086 --> 00:02:35,089 when my dad bumps into my mom, 89 00:02:35,214 --> 00:02:36,673 and he says... get this... 90 00:02:36,798 --> 00:02:39,509 he says to her, 91 00:02:36,798 --> 00:02:39,509 "Weather's improving, huh?" 92 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:44,848 It's like, why don't you 93 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:44,848 just do it already? Huh? 94 00:02:44,973 --> 00:02:47,601 Barney, I know you've always 95 00:02:44,973 --> 00:02:47,601 dreamed of a reunited family, 96 00:02:47,726 --> 00:02:49,603 but... Jerry's married. 97 00:02:49,728 --> 00:02:52,189 So what? Marriage is just 98 00:02:49,728 --> 00:02:52,189 a meaningless piece of paper. 99 00:02:52,314 --> 00:02:53,315 I'm a lucky gal. 100 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:54,649 Sweetie, this just 101 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:54,649 isn't gonna happen. 102 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:56,818 Now, please promise me 103 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:59,154 you haven't already put 104 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:59,154 some crazy scheme in motion. 105 00:03:01,407 --> 00:03:04,368 I haven't put 106 00:03:01,407 --> 00:03:04,368 some crazy scheme in motion. 107 00:03:04,493 --> 00:03:06,828 Why did you pause? 108 00:03:09,664 --> 00:03:10,999 I didn't pause. 109 00:03:11,125 --> 00:03:12,751 Why did you pause? 110 00:03:20,759 --> 00:03:23,137 Ah. Hey, there. 111 00:03:23,262 --> 00:03:24,179 Hi. 112 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:26,640 Barney texted me 113 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:26,640 to meet him ASAP: 114 00:03:26,765 --> 00:03:28,058 but the stairs 115 00:03:26,765 --> 00:03:28,058 are wet. 116 00:03:28,183 --> 00:03:29,226 No, broken. 117 00:03:29,351 --> 00:03:30,852 Yeah, the stairs 118 00:03:29,351 --> 00:03:30,852 are broken. 119 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:33,522 Yeah. I got the same text. 120 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:36,400 Oh. 121 00:03:36,525 --> 00:03:39,111 Barney, Jerry has a wife. 122 00:03:39,236 --> 00:03:41,155 Oh, God, what did you do 123 00:03:39,236 --> 00:03:41,155 to the wife? 124 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,364 So, my husband 125 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:45,742 snuck off to go parasailing, 126 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:45,742 and he wants me to join him? 127 00:03:45,867 --> 00:03:47,786 Yes. 128 00:03:51,039 --> 00:03:52,291 Who is ready to rock it 129 00:03:52,416 --> 00:03:56,628 Scottish-identical- 130 00:03:52,416 --> 00:03:56,628 twin-brothers style? 131 00:04:03,552 --> 00:04:06,514 Oh, man, I hope they're not 132 00:04:03,552 --> 00:04:06,514 singing to the same girl. 133 00:04:06,638 --> 00:04:08,557 Or to each other. 134 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:11,018 Shut up! Music sucks! 135 00:04:11,143 --> 00:04:13,437 Scotland sucks! You suck! 136 00:04:13,562 --> 00:04:16,482 Just drive, pumpkin head. 137 00:04:16,606 --> 00:04:18,192 Hey, guys, don't worry. 138 00:04:18,317 --> 00:04:19,318 Help's on the way. 139 00:04:19,443 --> 00:04:21,403 Oh! Thank you, Barney. 140 00:04:19,443 --> 00:04:21,403 Thank you, honey. 141 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:22,404 In the meantime, 142 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,573 I'll try to keep you two 143 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,573 as comfortable as possible. 144 00:04:26,825 --> 00:04:28,452 Well, we don't need wine. 145 00:04:33,499 --> 00:04:36,377 We don't need champagne, 146 00:04:33,499 --> 00:04:36,377 either. We need help! 147 00:04:36,502 --> 00:04:38,170 This could be very unsafe! 148 00:04:38,295 --> 00:04:39,671 Oh. 149 00:04:39,796 --> 00:04:41,673 I'll say something. 150 00:04:41,798 --> 00:04:44,801 No. You've had a whole 151 00:04:41,798 --> 00:04:44,801 lifetime of this. Let me. 152 00:04:41,798 --> 00:04:44,801 Oh. 153 00:04:44,926 --> 00:04:46,345 Barney, are you thinking 154 00:04:46,470 --> 00:04:48,889 you can get your mother 155 00:04:46,470 --> 00:04:48,889 and me back together? 156 00:04:49,014 --> 00:04:50,724 Because I'm married. 157 00:04:50,849 --> 00:04:52,518 My wife is right upstairs! 158 00:04:52,642 --> 00:04:53,394 No, she's not. 159 00:04:53,519 --> 00:04:55,145 What's that? 160 00:04:53,519 --> 00:04:55,145 Nothing! 161 00:04:55,270 --> 00:04:56,522 I'm just trying 162 00:04:55,270 --> 00:04:56,522 to keep you refreshed 163 00:04:56,646 --> 00:04:59,900 through this unexpected and 164 00:04:56,646 --> 00:04:59,900 flukish elevator malfunction! 165 00:05:00,025 --> 00:05:03,445 Here's some water! 166 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:05,573 Ah... drat. 167 00:05:05,697 --> 00:05:07,074 Clumsy hands much, Barney? 168 00:05:07,199 --> 00:05:08,992 Just disrobe 169 00:05:07,199 --> 00:05:08,992 and send up those wet clothes. 170 00:05:09,117 --> 00:05:12,037 You'll be cold, so I'll send 171 00:05:09,117 --> 00:05:12,037 down strawberry warming gel 172 00:05:12,162 --> 00:05:14,748 and some cozy, zippered masks. 173 00:05:14,873 --> 00:05:16,791 Ooh. 174 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:19,545 My calligraphy ink! 175 00:05:20,712 --> 00:05:22,464 I mean, the Gretzky photo! 176 00:05:24,174 --> 00:05:26,385 Some bastard 177 00:05:24,174 --> 00:05:26,385 snuck into my room 178 00:05:26,510 --> 00:05:28,262 and spilled ink 179 00:05:26,510 --> 00:05:28,262 all over the Gretzky photo 180 00:05:28,387 --> 00:05:29,763 I was holding for Barney. 181 00:05:29,888 --> 00:05:31,181 Detective Mosby is on the case. 182 00:05:31,306 --> 00:05:33,934 Oh, God, 183 00:05:31,306 --> 00:05:33,934 that's horrible. 184 00:05:31,306 --> 00:05:33,934 I know. 185 00:05:34,059 --> 00:05:34,976 It was a gift for Robin. 186 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,395 No, I mean, 187 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:39,565 "Oh, God, that's horrible. 188 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:39,565 Detective Mosby's the worst." 189 00:05:39,689 --> 00:05:40,774 Mm, Detective Mosby is 190 00:05:40,899 --> 00:05:42,651 the case-crackingest 191 00:05:40,899 --> 00:05:42,651 private dick on the scene. 192 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:45,112 Really? Like that case 193 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:45,112 from eight years ago 194 00:05:45,237 --> 00:05:46,947 you still haven't cracked? 195 00:05:47,072 --> 00:05:48,782 I'm callin' it. 196 00:05:51,910 --> 00:05:53,328 Damn it! 197 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:55,289 My greatest failure. 198 00:05:55,414 --> 00:05:56,790 I will solve this case. 199 00:05:56,915 --> 00:05:58,292 Now, there were 200 00:05:56,915 --> 00:05:58,292 three people nearby 201 00:05:58,417 --> 00:06:00,085 when Barney gave me 202 00:05:58,417 --> 00:06:00,085 that head shot: 203 00:06:00,210 --> 00:06:03,464 Karate Kid bad boy Billy Zabka, 204 00:06:03,589 --> 00:06:06,592 a shifty-eyed bellhop, 205 00:06:06,716 --> 00:06:09,261 and Robin's cousin Claude 206 00:06:06,716 --> 00:06:09,261 from Quebec 207 00:06:09,386 --> 00:06:11,054 with the neck trouble. 208 00:06:11,179 --> 00:06:14,349 Right, 'cause an elaborate 209 00:06:11,179 --> 00:06:14,349 conspiracy is much more likely 210 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:17,769 than you leaving the photo 211 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:17,769 next to an open ink bottle. 212 00:06:17,894 --> 00:06:20,814 Thank you! 213 00:06:17,894 --> 00:06:20,814 You can't even 214 00:06:17,894 --> 00:06:20,814 detect sarcasm! 215 00:06:20,939 --> 00:06:23,275 Why don't you just 216 00:06:20,939 --> 00:06:23,275 try to fix the photo? 217 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:24,610 Don't you have ink remover? 218 00:06:24,734 --> 00:06:25,653 Of course I have ink remover. 219 00:06:25,777 --> 00:06:27,613 I'm not one of those sloppy, 220 00:06:25,777 --> 00:06:27,613 punk calligraphers 221 00:06:27,737 --> 00:06:29,323 who's in it 222 00:06:27,737 --> 00:06:29,323 for glory over craft. 223 00:06:29,448 --> 00:06:31,158 No, we got to solve this! 224 00:06:31,283 --> 00:06:32,742 Now, the question is, 225 00:06:32,867 --> 00:06:35,704 which of those three suspects 226 00:06:32,867 --> 00:06:35,704 had the most cause to frame me? 227 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:39,916 The one that I replaced 228 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:39,916 as Barney's best man? 229 00:06:40,041 --> 00:06:42,711 I'm coming for you, Mosby. 230 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:44,505 Billy Zabka! 231 00:06:44,630 --> 00:06:47,382 Okay, real quick, 232 00:06:44,630 --> 00:06:47,382 I need fresh-cut 233 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,968 English lavender, a copy of 234 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,968 Shakespeare's 18th sonnet, 235 00:06:50,093 --> 00:06:52,804 and enough Nutella 236 00:06:50,093 --> 00:06:52,804 to cover a 60-year-old woman. 237 00:06:53,930 --> 00:06:55,807 Oh, great. You guys escaped. 238 00:06:55,932 --> 00:06:57,225 Got rescued! 239 00:06:57,351 --> 00:06:58,560 Are you okay? 240 00:06:58,686 --> 00:06:59,894 A bit shaken up. 241 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,730 Being trapped 242 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,730 in an elevator is scary. 243 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:03,649 No, Barney lowered in a TV 244 00:07:03,773 --> 00:07:07,152 showing some pretty 245 00:07:03,773 --> 00:07:07,152 graphic 1970s pornography. 246 00:07:07,277 --> 00:07:09,363 Still, a lot 247 00:07:07,277 --> 00:07:09,363 of familiar faces in there. 248 00:07:09,488 --> 00:07:10,489 Well, not just faces. 249 00:07:10,614 --> 00:07:13,158 I'm gonna go 250 00:07:10,614 --> 00:07:13,158 find my wife. 251 00:07:14,409 --> 00:07:17,162 Nice job, bro. 252 00:07:17,287 --> 00:07:19,873 Mom was just about 253 00:07:17,287 --> 00:07:19,873 to get some action 254 00:07:19,998 --> 00:07:21,291 for the first time 255 00:07:19,998 --> 00:07:21,291 since she conceived me. 256 00:07:21,416 --> 00:07:22,751 Barney, this has to stop. 257 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:23,960 You're being delusional. 258 00:07:24,085 --> 00:07:26,004 Mom is not getting back 259 00:07:24,085 --> 00:07:26,004 together with Jerry. 260 00:07:26,129 --> 00:07:28,923 Because she's getting back 261 00:07:26,129 --> 00:07:28,923 together with my daddy! 262 00:07:35,263 --> 00:07:36,348 I see what you're doing. 263 00:07:36,473 --> 00:07:38,517 You didn't bring your dad here 264 00:07:36,473 --> 00:07:38,517 to marry us. 265 00:07:38,642 --> 00:07:40,519 You want him to get back 266 00:07:38,642 --> 00:07:40,519 together with Mom! 267 00:07:40,644 --> 00:07:42,896 Which is completely insane, 268 00:07:40,644 --> 00:07:42,896 by the way. 269 00:07:43,021 --> 00:07:45,357 Um, my dad's single, 270 00:07:43,021 --> 00:07:45,357 Mom's single. 271 00:07:45,482 --> 00:07:47,442 Your dad's happily married 272 00:07:45,482 --> 00:07:47,442 with two kids. 273 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:48,777 Which one makes more sense? 274 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:50,445 I agree. It's a tie. 275 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:51,613 What do we do? 276 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:52,781 You back down 277 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:54,241 and let me get my mom 278 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:54,241 and dad back together? 279 00:07:54,366 --> 00:07:55,909 Um, how about you back down 280 00:07:56,034 --> 00:07:57,952 and let me get my mom and dad 281 00:07:56,034 --> 00:07:57,952 back together? 282 00:07:58,078 --> 00:07:59,996 I can already picture it. 283 00:08:16,137 --> 00:08:17,431 Of course not, Wuv-Wuv! 284 00:08:27,148 --> 00:08:28,275 We love you, champ! 285 00:08:34,489 --> 00:08:36,408 That's completely insane. 286 00:08:36,533 --> 00:08:38,410 This is how 287 00:08:36,533 --> 00:08:38,410 it's gonna be. 288 00:09:19,493 --> 00:09:21,536 No, my dad would 289 00:09:19,493 --> 00:09:21,536 win in a fight! 290 00:09:19,493 --> 00:09:21,536 Nuh-uh! 291 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:23,705 Uh-huh! 292 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:23,705 Don't fight! 293 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,499 I'm marrying into this family. 294 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,499 Stop. 295 00:09:25,624 --> 00:09:27,626 You stupid! 296 00:09:25,624 --> 00:09:27,626 I won't stop. 297 00:09:29,419 --> 00:09:31,588 Where the heck is 298 00:09:29,419 --> 00:09:31,588 this parasailing place? 299 00:09:31,713 --> 00:09:32,714 You know what? 300 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,466 I'm gonna... 301 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,466 I'm gonna call Jerry. 302 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:36,885 Oh, that's weird. 303 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,720 I just lost cell reception. 304 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:40,639 Yes. 305 00:09:40,764 --> 00:09:43,308 Weird. 306 00:09:44,518 --> 00:09:47,771 Lot of pretty paintings 307 00:09:44,518 --> 00:09:47,771 in this hotel. 308 00:09:47,896 --> 00:09:49,981 I like how 309 00:09:47,896 --> 00:09:49,981 they've been... framed. 310 00:09:50,106 --> 00:09:52,651 I've noticed 311 00:09:50,106 --> 00:09:52,651 the vintage, antique, 312 00:09:52,776 --> 00:09:54,027 gilded Victorian frames, too. 313 00:09:54,152 --> 00:09:57,030 I'm not blind... 314 00:09:54,152 --> 00:09:57,030 but what are you getting at? 315 00:09:57,155 --> 00:09:58,699 You know damn well 316 00:09:57,155 --> 00:09:58,699 what I'm getting at! 317 00:09:58,824 --> 00:10:00,784 You're jealous I got 318 00:09:58,824 --> 00:10:00,784 the Best Mansmanship back, 319 00:10:00,909 --> 00:10:03,119 so you destroyed that photo as 320 00:10:00,909 --> 00:10:03,119 part of some diabolical scheme 321 00:10:03,244 --> 00:10:04,996 to make me look bad. 322 00:10:05,121 --> 00:10:06,832 I bet you even found some other 323 00:10:05,121 --> 00:10:06,832 photo of Wayne Gretzky 324 00:10:06,956 --> 00:10:08,041 so you could swoop in 325 00:10:06,956 --> 00:10:08,041 and save the day. 326 00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:09,459 You're insane. 327 00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:09,459 Am I? 328 00:10:09,584 --> 00:10:10,502 Yeah. Yeah. 329 00:10:09,584 --> 00:10:10,502 Am I? 330 00:10:10,627 --> 00:10:13,129 Where were you today 331 00:10:10,627 --> 00:10:13,129 at 3:15 p.m.? 332 00:10:13,254 --> 00:10:15,298 Right here 333 00:10:13,254 --> 00:10:15,298 getting a massage. 334 00:10:15,423 --> 00:10:17,592 Rocked a 60-minute 335 00:10:15,423 --> 00:10:17,592 deep tish. 336 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,636 Now if you'll excuse 337 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,636 me, Detective, 338 00:10:19,761 --> 00:10:21,930 I think I'll go 339 00:10:19,761 --> 00:10:21,930 have some pineapple. 340 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,265 How do you know about that? 341 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,727 Everybody knows about that! 342 00:10:27,477 --> 00:10:29,479 Excuse me? 343 00:10:27,477 --> 00:10:29,479 Mm? 344 00:10:29,604 --> 00:10:31,523 You destroyed that photo, 345 00:10:29,604 --> 00:10:31,523 didn't you? 346 00:10:31,648 --> 00:10:32,649 No, I didn't. 347 00:10:32,774 --> 00:10:33,901 Admit it! I complained about you 348 00:10:34,025 --> 00:10:36,444 to the bell captain, 349 00:10:34,025 --> 00:10:36,444 so you got your revenge. 350 00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:38,238 You complained about me? 351 00:10:38,988 --> 00:10:41,742 No. 352 00:10:43,869 --> 00:10:45,704 So, Claude... 353 00:10:45,829 --> 00:10:47,956 I see that you're 354 00:10:45,829 --> 00:10:47,956 a Montreal Canadiens fan. 355 00:10:48,122 --> 00:10:50,959 Which means you hate 356 00:10:48,122 --> 00:10:50,959 the Edmonton Oilers, 357 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,961 which is why you destroyed 358 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,961 the Wayne Gretzky head shot! 359 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,212 J'accuse! 360 00:10:54,337 --> 00:10:55,964 C'est ridicule! 361 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,591 If it's so ridicule, 362 00:10:57,716 --> 00:11:00,552 how do you explain this? 363 00:11:00,677 --> 00:11:02,429 Ah, seems 364 00:11:00,677 --> 00:11:02,429 like I've caught you... 365 00:11:02,554 --> 00:11:04,890 midnight blue-handed. 366 00:11:05,014 --> 00:11:06,600 Oh, these. 367 00:11:05,014 --> 00:11:06,600 Yeah. 368 00:11:06,725 --> 00:11:09,185 I-I was out by the water when... 369 00:11:09,310 --> 00:11:12,731 an elderly R-Rastafarian 370 00:11:09,310 --> 00:11:12,731 hang glider... 371 00:11:12,856 --> 00:11:15,108 he-he crash 372 00:11:12,856 --> 00:11:15,108 onto a beached squid, 373 00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:19,320 which squirted ink 374 00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:19,320 when I ran in to help. 375 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,364 You really expect me 376 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,364 to believe that? 377 00:11:21,489 --> 00:11:24,367 Story checks out. 378 00:11:24,492 --> 00:11:26,202 Sorry, Claude. 379 00:11:26,327 --> 00:11:28,789 De rien. 380 00:11:28,914 --> 00:11:30,498 I don't get it. 381 00:11:30,624 --> 00:11:32,292 We were bonding. 382 00:11:32,417 --> 00:11:36,004 I can't think of 383 00:11:32,417 --> 00:11:36,004 anything I did wrong! 384 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,839 Okay, I did a few things wrong. 385 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,173 For the last time, 386 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:43,511 I did not leave the bag of 387 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:43,511 oranges you bought on the roof! 388 00:11:45,555 --> 00:11:48,391 No more breaking the 389 00:11:45,555 --> 00:11:48,391 speed limit. And, uh, 390 00:11:48,516 --> 00:11:51,645 thanks for flagging me down and 391 00:11:48,516 --> 00:11:51,645 telling me she was going 67. 392 00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:53,772 Just following the rules, 393 00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:53,772 Officer. 394 00:11:53,897 --> 00:11:57,191 Oh. She's also not 395 00:11:53,897 --> 00:11:57,191 wearing her seat belt. 396 00:11:59,527 --> 00:12:01,279 You are not allowed 397 00:11:59,527 --> 00:12:01,279 to use that word! 398 00:12:01,404 --> 00:12:03,824 Only we're allowed 399 00:12:01,404 --> 00:12:03,824 to use that word! 400 00:12:03,949 --> 00:12:06,117 I am so sorry. 401 00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:07,035 I will never 402 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,704 call you or anyone else a... 403 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,372 Trekkie again. 404 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:14,167 But I apologized 405 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:14,167 and you accepted. 406 00:12:14,292 --> 00:12:16,628 I even bought you more oranges. 407 00:12:21,132 --> 00:12:23,969 Look, it wasn't you, okay? 408 00:12:24,093 --> 00:12:27,221 Baby, I know your speech 409 00:12:24,093 --> 00:12:27,221 at the Model U.N. is a big deal, 410 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,724 but I'm just not sure 411 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,724 I'll make it in time. 412 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,184 I'm trying. 413 00:12:31,309 --> 00:12:32,268 You know what? 414 00:12:32,393 --> 00:12:34,312 Don't bother coming. 415 00:12:37,983 --> 00:12:39,985 So, back at the airport, 416 00:12:37,983 --> 00:12:39,985 that story was true? 417 00:12:40,109 --> 00:12:41,110 You have a daughter? 418 00:12:41,235 --> 00:12:42,737 She lives with her dad. 419 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:47,158 And since I travel for work, 420 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:47,158 I miss a lot of stuff. 421 00:12:47,283 --> 00:12:50,286 I only work as hard as I do 422 00:12:47,283 --> 00:12:50,286 to provide for her. 423 00:12:50,411 --> 00:12:53,957 But kids, 424 00:12:50,411 --> 00:12:53,957 they don't understand logic. 425 00:12:54,082 --> 00:12:56,376 Kids understand who shows up. 426 00:12:56,501 --> 00:12:57,711 That's why 427 00:12:57,836 --> 00:12:59,379 her dad's her hero... 428 00:12:59,504 --> 00:13:03,091 and I get hung up on. 429 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,634 Go see your daughter's speech. 430 00:13:04,759 --> 00:13:06,720 If you show up, 431 00:13:04,759 --> 00:13:06,720 all will be forgiven. 432 00:13:06,845 --> 00:13:08,513 Just drop it. 433 00:13:08,638 --> 00:13:09,931 And drop me at home. 434 00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:11,391 Then head out to your wedding. 435 00:13:11,516 --> 00:13:13,351 End of discussion. 436 00:13:14,978 --> 00:13:16,604 Barney, 437 00:13:14,978 --> 00:13:16,604 even if your plan worked, 438 00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:18,439 you'd be destroying 439 00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:18,439 your dad's marriage. 440 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,567 Okay, you may have a point. 441 00:13:20,692 --> 00:13:21,568 Can I suggest something? 442 00:13:22,652 --> 00:13:23,444 Truce? 443 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,488 We both agree to drop this. 444 00:13:25,613 --> 00:13:27,490 Agreed. 445 00:13:27,615 --> 00:13:28,950 Hey, I got a replacement bottle 446 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:31,745 of 30-year Glen McKenna. 447 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:31,745 Okay. 448 00:13:31,870 --> 00:13:34,081 Look, even if Mom 449 00:13:31,870 --> 00:13:34,081 never gets back together 450 00:13:34,205 --> 00:13:36,917 with either one of our dads, 451 00:13:34,205 --> 00:13:36,917 we're still brothers. 452 00:13:37,042 --> 00:13:38,752 It's not a competition. 453 00:13:43,548 --> 00:13:44,758 I win! 454 00:13:44,883 --> 00:13:47,052 Hoo-hoo! 455 00:13:51,014 --> 00:13:52,432 Get your damn 456 00:13:51,014 --> 00:13:52,432 hands off my mom! 457 00:13:52,557 --> 00:13:54,183 Get your damn hands 458 00:13:52,557 --> 00:13:54,183 on my mom! 459 00:13:54,308 --> 00:13:55,435 One on, one off? 460 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,645 What the hell is 461 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,645 going on here? 462 00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,773 After you boys tracked Sam down 463 00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,773 a few years back, 464 00:13:59,898 --> 00:14:01,608 we got in touch. 465 00:13:59,898 --> 00:14:01,608 We became friends again, 466 00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:03,818 started hanging out. 467 00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:03,818 And then one day, 468 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,071 she went from being 469 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,071 Loretta to being... 470 00:14:06,195 --> 00:14:08,406 Lo-ret-ta. 471 00:14:08,531 --> 00:14:09,783 We wanted to wait 472 00:14:08,531 --> 00:14:09,783 to tell you 473 00:14:09,908 --> 00:14:10,951 because it's still new, 474 00:14:11,076 --> 00:14:12,911 but it was inevitable 475 00:14:11,076 --> 00:14:12,911 you'd find out 476 00:14:13,036 --> 00:14:15,246 once Sam came 477 00:14:13,036 --> 00:14:15,246 to perform the ceremony. 478 00:14:15,371 --> 00:14:16,581 Is that what you 479 00:14:15,371 --> 00:14:16,581 two call it? 480 00:14:16,706 --> 00:14:19,000 "Performing 481 00:14:16,706 --> 00:14:19,000 the ceremony"? 482 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,168 Oh, Sam's marrying you 483 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,168 tomorrow, dear. 484 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,712 Right. Thank 485 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,712 you, Reverend. 486 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,712 Look, 487 00:14:22,837 --> 00:14:25,339 is there any way you guys 488 00:14:22,837 --> 00:14:25,339 can be all right with this? 489 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,550 Of course I am! 490 00:14:27,675 --> 00:14:30,178 Barney? 491 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:33,014 I know I've been acting crazy 492 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:33,014 today, but... 493 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,266 I just have 494 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,266 one real question, Mom, 495 00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:37,268 and I want an honest answer. 496 00:14:38,061 --> 00:14:38,812 Is there a scenario... 497 00:14:38,937 --> 00:14:39,980 and hear me out... 498 00:14:40,105 --> 00:14:42,107 where you might consider 499 00:14:42,231 --> 00:14:44,609 doing kind of a three-way deal 500 00:14:42,231 --> 00:14:44,609 with both of our dads? 501 00:14:44,734 --> 00:14:46,778 God! What is wrong with you? 502 00:14:44,734 --> 00:14:46,778 Oh, dude, come on! 503 00:14:46,903 --> 00:14:49,280 That's what I thought! 504 00:14:51,532 --> 00:14:53,660 It's time to 505 00:14:51,532 --> 00:14:53,660 admit it, Ted. 506 00:14:53,785 --> 00:14:56,454 You spilled the ink. 507 00:14:53,785 --> 00:14:56,454 There's no conspiracy. 508 00:14:56,579 --> 00:14:57,789 I guess you're right. 509 00:14:57,914 --> 00:14:59,248 I mean, the only other person 510 00:14:59,373 --> 00:15:01,542 who saw Barney give me 511 00:14:59,373 --> 00:15:01,542 that photo... 512 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:02,836 was you. 513 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:05,672 Hey. Idiot. 514 00:15:05,797 --> 00:15:07,340 While you've been 515 00:15:07,465 --> 00:15:09,884 playing detective, 516 00:15:07,465 --> 00:15:09,884 I've been cleaning up your mess. 517 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:12,637 Look, the ink remover works. 518 00:15:12,762 --> 00:15:13,680 I'm gonna 519 00:15:12,762 --> 00:15:13,680 finish this. 520 00:15:13,805 --> 00:15:15,849 You come clean to Barney. 521 00:15:15,974 --> 00:15:17,225 Okay. 522 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,352 She's been 523 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,352 missing all day, 524 00:15:19,477 --> 00:15:23,564 a-and I found what appears to be 525 00:15:19,477 --> 00:15:23,564 a-a suicide note on my bed. 526 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,109 But it doesn't 527 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,109 really sound like her. 528 00:15:26,234 --> 00:15:30,822 "I'm going to kill my... 529 00:15:26,234 --> 00:15:30,822 wait for it... self." 530 00:15:32,281 --> 00:15:33,992 Is everything okay 531 00:15:32,281 --> 00:15:33,992 with Mr. Zabka? 532 00:15:34,117 --> 00:15:37,745 Wait. W-Wait. Why do you think 533 00:15:34,117 --> 00:15:37,745 that's Billy Zabka? 534 00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:40,414 (The Beastie Boys' 535 00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:40,414 "Sabotage" begins) 536 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,542 See? 537 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:44,418 The man from the 538 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:44,418 lobby got this massage. 539 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,629 A younger gentleman bought it 540 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,629 for him as a gift. 541 00:15:46,754 --> 00:15:47,922 He even signed his name for him. 542 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,340 Right here. 543 00:16:02,353 --> 00:16:04,064 I'm telling all y'all... 544 00:16:04,189 --> 00:16:05,648 it's Zabka-tage. 545 00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:26,127 Lily's second tackle 546 00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:26,127 of the weekend. 547 00:16:29,714 --> 00:16:31,883 Wakey, wakey. 548 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:36,763 Wait, this isn't... 549 00:16:36,888 --> 00:16:38,306 It's your 550 00:16:36,888 --> 00:16:38,306 daughter's school. 551 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,724 You need to go in. 552 00:16:39,849 --> 00:16:41,809 She asked me not to come, 553 00:16:39,849 --> 00:16:41,809 Marshall. 554 00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:44,187 This doesn't make any sense. 555 00:16:44,312 --> 00:16:46,147 Kids don't understand logic. 556 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:49,483 Kids understand who shows up. 557 00:17:08,377 --> 00:17:11,464 People say 558 00:17:08,377 --> 00:17:11,464 children are the future. 559 00:17:11,589 --> 00:17:12,840 I say... 560 00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:14,383 oil is the future! 561 00:17:14,508 --> 00:17:16,803 Don't listen to these 562 00:17:14,508 --> 00:17:16,803 gutless environmental sissies! 563 00:17:16,928 --> 00:17:18,512 That's my baby. 564 00:17:16,928 --> 00:17:18,512 Drill in the oceans! 565 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,307 Thank you. 566 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,307 Drill in the wetlands! 567 00:17:20,431 --> 00:17:22,058 Pumpkin head. 568 00:17:20,431 --> 00:17:22,058 Drill in the 569 00:17:20,431 --> 00:17:22,058 national parks! 570 00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:23,184 You're welcome. 571 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,727 Drill, baby, drill! 572 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,727 Drill, baby, drill! 573 00:17:24,852 --> 00:17:26,980 Drill, baby, drill! 574 00:17:24,852 --> 00:17:26,980 We should go. 575 00:17:27,105 --> 00:17:29,274 Drill, baby, drill! 576 00:17:27,105 --> 00:17:29,274 Drill, baby, drill! 577 00:17:29,398 --> 00:17:32,652 Drill, baby, drill! 578 00:17:29,398 --> 00:17:32,652 Drill, baby, drill! 579 00:17:32,777 --> 00:17:34,154 Drill, baby, drill! 580 00:17:34,279 --> 00:17:35,780 You said it was nuts 581 00:17:35,905 --> 00:17:37,949 to think that my mom and dad 582 00:17:35,905 --> 00:17:37,949 would get back together. 583 00:17:38,074 --> 00:17:39,450 But that's what happened 584 00:17:38,074 --> 00:17:39,450 for James. 585 00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:41,869 I've been dreaming of that 586 00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:41,869 since I was five. 587 00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:44,831 Well, that and my own 588 00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:44,831 operational Death Star. 589 00:17:44,956 --> 00:17:47,125 But mostly them 590 00:17:44,956 --> 00:17:47,125 getting back together. 591 00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:49,127 Why does James get it 592 00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:49,127 and I don't? 593 00:17:49,252 --> 00:17:50,128 Well, think about it. 594 00:17:50,253 --> 00:17:52,672 You have me, 595 00:17:50,253 --> 00:17:52,672 your dad has Cheryl... 596 00:17:52,797 --> 00:17:53,840 "So to summarize: 597 00:17:53,965 --> 00:17:54,966 "I'm super dead, 598 00:17:55,091 --> 00:17:57,260 "you should totally bone 599 00:17:55,091 --> 00:17:57,260 Loretta, 600 00:17:57,385 --> 00:17:58,136 "and I never 601 00:17:58,261 --> 00:17:59,971 loved you, Cheryl," 602 00:18:00,096 --> 00:18:02,640 which is misspelled. 603 00:18:02,765 --> 00:18:04,684 but James is going 604 00:18:02,765 --> 00:18:04,684 through a divorce. 605 00:18:04,809 --> 00:18:06,477 He just lost his family. 606 00:18:06,602 --> 00:18:09,563 I-I know you've been 607 00:18:06,602 --> 00:18:09,563 dreaming of this, but... 608 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:13,526 maybe he needs "Mom 609 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:13,526 and Dad" more than you. 610 00:18:13,651 --> 00:18:17,364 So, Billy, did you really think 611 00:18:13,651 --> 00:18:17,364 you could get away with it? 612 00:18:17,488 --> 00:18:18,031 Actually, I did. 613 00:18:18,156 --> 00:18:19,240 Ah. I 614 00:18:18,156 --> 00:18:19,240 was gonna 615 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,533 give this to Barney 616 00:18:20,658 --> 00:18:21,492 and say I'd driven an hour away 617 00:18:21,617 --> 00:18:23,661 to get a replacement 618 00:18:21,617 --> 00:18:23,661 from an autograph dealer. 619 00:18:23,786 --> 00:18:25,663 First, I needed an alibi. 620 00:18:25,788 --> 00:18:27,623 So I got Barney's dad a massage 621 00:18:27,748 --> 00:18:29,750 but signed in my name. 622 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,962 Then I switched the Gretzky 623 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,962 head shot with one of myself. 624 00:18:33,087 --> 00:18:36,007 I always travel with 2,000 625 00:18:33,087 --> 00:18:36,007 of those handsome devils 626 00:18:36,132 --> 00:18:38,343 in the trunk of my car. 627 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,263 I have so many questions 628 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,263 for you, but first... 629 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:46,017 you keep 2,000 head shots 630 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:46,017 of yourself in your trunk? 631 00:18:46,142 --> 00:18:47,643 No one ever wants them! 632 00:18:46,142 --> 00:18:47,643 They only want 633 00:18:47,768 --> 00:18:49,979 the "good guy's" autograph! 634 00:18:50,104 --> 00:18:52,648 In the '80s, I was the bad guy 635 00:18:50,104 --> 00:18:52,648 in every movie. 636 00:18:52,773 --> 00:18:54,942 Do you know what my life 637 00:18:52,773 --> 00:18:54,942 has been like? 638 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:58,612 Every premiere, 639 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:58,612 when I came on-screen... 640 00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:01,366 I wasn't a bad guy 641 00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:01,366 in real life, 642 00:19:01,490 --> 00:19:03,034 just a kick-ass actor. 643 00:19:03,159 --> 00:19:04,618 No one got that. 644 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,495 It happened everywhere I went. 645 00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:09,207 Somehow, 646 00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:09,207 people always had popcorn. 647 00:19:09,332 --> 00:19:13,378 25 years of getting 648 00:19:09,332 --> 00:19:13,378 crane-kicked in the nuts, 649 00:19:13,502 --> 00:19:17,131 until Barney Stinson gave me 650 00:19:13,502 --> 00:19:17,131 the best moment of my life. 651 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,926 Hey. Hey, some issues 652 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,926 just came up with Ted, so... 653 00:19:20,051 --> 00:19:21,177 will you be my best man? 654 00:19:21,302 --> 00:19:22,636 Sure. 655 00:19:21,302 --> 00:19:22,636 Thanks. 656 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,558 Hello? 657 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,558 Mom? 658 00:19:27,683 --> 00:19:29,394 No, no, listen, listen. 659 00:19:29,518 --> 00:19:31,604 I just became 660 00:19:29,518 --> 00:19:31,604 somebody's best man. 661 00:19:31,729 --> 00:19:35,233 You can come 662 00:19:31,729 --> 00:19:35,233 to Thanksgiving this year! 663 00:19:35,358 --> 00:19:37,777 To Barney Stinson, 664 00:19:35,358 --> 00:19:37,777 I wasn't a bad guy. 665 00:19:37,902 --> 00:19:41,989 To Barney Stinson, I was 666 00:19:37,902 --> 00:19:41,989 the best man. 667 00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:46,702 I thought if Ted screwed up 668 00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:46,702 again, I'd have another shot. 669 00:19:46,827 --> 00:19:49,414 But I guess this time 670 00:19:46,827 --> 00:19:49,414 I really was the bad guy. 671 00:19:49,538 --> 00:19:51,124 Hey, Ted, 672 00:19:49,538 --> 00:19:51,124 what's so urgent? 673 00:19:51,249 --> 00:19:53,667 I have something 674 00:19:51,249 --> 00:19:53,667 to tell you. 675 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,422 I destroyed 676 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,422 that Gretzky head shot 677 00:19:57,546 --> 00:19:59,966 and I couldn't fix it. 678 00:19:57,546 --> 00:19:59,966 Billy saved the day 679 00:20:00,091 --> 00:20:02,802 by getting a new one 680 00:20:00,091 --> 00:20:02,802 from an autograph dealer nearby. 681 00:20:02,927 --> 00:20:03,844 A-An hour away. 682 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,972 An hour away. Just be cool. 683 00:20:06,097 --> 00:20:07,848 Awesome. Thanks, Billy! 684 00:20:09,392 --> 00:20:11,894 Ah. 685 00:20:12,019 --> 00:20:13,854 And, Ted... 686 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,232 I really appreciate 687 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,232 that you told the truth. 688 00:20:16,357 --> 00:20:17,942 Ow... 689 00:20:16,357 --> 00:20:17,942 Psych! 690 00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:19,360 Billy rules, 691 00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:19,360 Ted drools, 692 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:20,778 Stinson out. 693 00:20:22,613 --> 00:20:24,491 You're all right, Mosby. 694 00:20:24,615 --> 00:20:27,952 And for an all too rare moment 695 00:20:24,615 --> 00:20:27,952 that weekend, 696 00:20:28,077 --> 00:20:29,496 everything was all right. 697 00:20:35,251 --> 00:20:36,961 Um, Barney? 698 00:20:37,086 --> 00:20:39,547 Is this your way 699 00:20:37,086 --> 00:20:39,547 of saying you're supporting us? 700 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,174 Yes! Go for it. 701 00:20:41,299 --> 00:20:43,717 Consummate your love! 702 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,386 Thanks, bro. 703 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:49,265 But this is super weird. 704 00:20:49,390 --> 00:20:52,143 Super weird. 705 00:20:57,982 --> 00:20:58,816 Are we almost there? 706 00:20:58,941 --> 00:21:01,194 Almost there. 707 00:21:01,319 --> 00:21:04,780 Give me back my wife, 708 00:21:01,319 --> 00:21:04,780 you son of a bitch!