1 00:00:02,689 --> 00:00:04,232 Kids, when your 2 00:00:02,689 --> 00:00:04,232 Uncle Marshall's bus broke down 3 00:00:04,232 --> 00:00:06,067 five miles away 4 00:00:04,232 --> 00:00:06,067 from the Farhampton Inn, 5 00:00:06,067 --> 00:00:07,318 he made a vow. 6 00:00:07,318 --> 00:00:09,320 I can walk that far. 7 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:13,074 Yes. It was another 8 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:13,074 exciting installment of... 9 00:00:39,183 --> 00:00:40,309 Oh. Hey. 10 00:00:40,309 --> 00:00:42,103 You didn't see this. 11 00:00:57,868 --> 00:01:00,996 Excuse me. Hey. 12 00:01:00,996 --> 00:01:02,707 You guys need a lift? 13 00:01:02,707 --> 00:01:05,460 And that's how 14 00:01:02,707 --> 00:01:05,460 Marshall met your mother. 15 00:01:19,140 --> 00:01:21,684 This is great. 16 00:01:19,140 --> 00:01:21,684 The whole gang together. 17 00:01:21,684 --> 00:01:24,353 Well, almost 18 00:01:21,684 --> 00:01:24,353 the whole gang. 19 00:01:24,353 --> 00:01:27,398 Yeah, there's just one beloved 20 00:01:24,353 --> 00:01:27,398 piece of the puzzle missing. 21 00:01:29,776 --> 00:01:31,986 A bottle of 30-year 22 00:01:29,776 --> 00:01:31,986 Glen McKenna scotch. 23 00:01:31,986 --> 00:01:33,696 Mmm... 24 00:01:33,696 --> 00:01:35,072 So far, that weekend 25 00:01:35,072 --> 00:01:38,033 had been fatal 26 00:01:35,072 --> 00:01:38,033 for not just one... 27 00:01:38,033 --> 00:01:39,910 but two bottles of $600 scotch 28 00:01:39,910 --> 00:01:42,955 intended 29 00:01:39,910 --> 00:01:42,955 for a special wedding toast. 30 00:01:42,955 --> 00:01:44,874 Also, where the 31 00:01:42,955 --> 00:01:44,874 hell is Marshall? 32 00:01:44,874 --> 00:01:48,586 I still can't believe he took 33 00:01:44,874 --> 00:01:48,586 the judgeship behind my back. 34 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:52,214 Look, I know this is messy, my 35 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:52,214 dream versus Marshall's dream. 36 00:01:52,214 --> 00:01:54,509 I won't force you guys 37 00:01:52,214 --> 00:01:54,509 to choose sides. 38 00:01:54,509 --> 00:01:56,552 Good, because I totally side 39 00:01:54,509 --> 00:01:56,552 with Marshall. 40 00:01:56,552 --> 00:01:59,180 That would've been so awkward. 41 00:01:59,180 --> 00:02:01,432 Hey, let's go see if they have 42 00:01:59,180 --> 00:02:01,432 any Glen McKenna up at the bar. 43 00:02:01,432 --> 00:02:02,767 Okay. 44 00:02:02,767 --> 00:02:04,310 Hey, look, don't be mad. 45 00:02:04,310 --> 00:02:06,228 Barney just thinks 46 00:02:04,310 --> 00:02:06,228 that if he has a judge friend, 47 00:02:06,228 --> 00:02:09,482 he can get all of his citations 48 00:02:06,228 --> 00:02:09,482 for public urination thrown out. 49 00:02:09,482 --> 00:02:11,734 How often does Barney pee 50 00:02:09,482 --> 00:02:11,734 in public? 51 00:02:11,734 --> 00:02:14,153 A lot. 52 00:02:14,153 --> 00:02:15,738 But don't worry. 53 00:02:15,738 --> 00:02:16,989 I'm on your side. 54 00:02:16,989 --> 00:02:18,366 Aw... 55 00:02:18,366 --> 00:02:20,618 What's poppin', mi amigas? 56 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:23,162 Oh, boy, who's this idiot? 57 00:02:23,162 --> 00:02:27,249 And which one of us is he 58 00:02:23,162 --> 00:02:27,249 gonna try to make the sex on? 59 00:02:27,249 --> 00:02:29,126 You both look beautiful tonight. 60 00:02:29,126 --> 00:02:31,462 Bro, going for the tricycle. 61 00:02:31,462 --> 00:02:35,675 Can you imagine having 62 00:02:31,462 --> 00:02:35,675 a three-way with this creep? 63 00:02:35,675 --> 00:02:37,051 Yeah, right. 64 00:02:37,051 --> 00:02:38,720 You, me and this guy, 65 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:40,596 naked, going at it. 66 00:02:40,596 --> 00:02:44,266 Then he gets tired and it's 67 00:02:40,596 --> 00:02:44,266 just you and me going at it. 68 00:02:44,266 --> 00:02:46,435 Uh, Lily... 69 00:02:44,266 --> 00:02:46,435 That'd be so stupid. 70 00:02:46,435 --> 00:02:49,522 So stupid... 71 00:02:49,522 --> 00:02:51,733 Um, okay, I'll shoot him down. 72 00:02:51,733 --> 00:02:55,027 By the way, I am so psyched 73 00:02:51,733 --> 00:02:55,027 for the wedding tomorrow, Robin. 74 00:02:55,027 --> 00:02:56,946 I'm truly honored 75 00:02:55,027 --> 00:02:56,946 that you and Barney 76 00:02:56,946 --> 00:02:58,280 asked me to be a part of it. 77 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:00,742 We're honored... 78 00:03:00,742 --> 00:03:02,451 you're here... 79 00:03:03,452 --> 00:03:05,454 valued invitee. 80 00:03:06,330 --> 00:03:08,123 Help me. Who is this? 81 00:03:08,123 --> 00:03:11,168 Maybe he's one of your 82 00:03:08,123 --> 00:03:11,168 long-lost Canadian cousins? 83 00:03:11,168 --> 00:03:15,005 Uh, do you happen to have all 84 00:03:11,168 --> 00:03:15,005 of your fingers and teeth? 85 00:03:15,005 --> 00:03:17,508 Uh... yeah. 86 00:03:17,508 --> 00:03:19,343 Not one of my cousins. 87 00:03:20,469 --> 00:03:22,764 Hey, thanks again 88 00:03:20,469 --> 00:03:22,764 for picking us up. 89 00:03:22,764 --> 00:03:24,640 It's been a crazy 90 00:03:22,764 --> 00:03:24,640 couple of days. 91 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:26,517 You can't imagine 92 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:26,517 what we've been through. 93 00:03:26,517 --> 00:03:27,643 Wait, let me guess. 94 00:03:27,643 --> 00:03:30,646 You were visiting a relative, 95 00:03:30,646 --> 00:03:32,523 maybe... your mother? 96 00:03:32,523 --> 00:03:33,691 And I'm getting 97 00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:35,109 a Midwest vibe, 98 00:03:35,109 --> 00:03:36,861 somewhere like... 99 00:03:35,109 --> 00:03:36,861 Wisconsin... 100 00:03:36,861 --> 00:03:38,153 no, Minnesota? 101 00:03:38,153 --> 00:03:39,739 Wow. 102 00:03:39,739 --> 00:03:41,824 You're-you're, like, 103 00:03:39,739 --> 00:03:41,824 really good at this. 104 00:03:41,824 --> 00:03:44,493 You're planning an overseas trip 105 00:03:41,824 --> 00:03:44,493 with your wife. 106 00:03:44,493 --> 00:03:46,495 I'm seeing a... 107 00:03:46,495 --> 00:03:48,664 a feisty redhead who loves art. 108 00:03:48,664 --> 00:03:49,707 She just got a job 109 00:03:49,707 --> 00:03:51,000 in Europe, maybe France? 110 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,376 No. Italy? 111 00:03:54,003 --> 00:03:56,505 Total shot in the dark, but... 112 00:03:56,505 --> 00:03:57,673 Rome? 113 00:04:00,259 --> 00:04:02,511 Maybe I'll just, like... 114 00:04:02,511 --> 00:04:03,721 I'll get out 115 00:04:02,511 --> 00:04:03,721 right here. 116 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:06,891 You're not going anywhere. 117 00:04:08,350 --> 00:04:09,727 No, I'm just messin' with ya. 118 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:11,186 I rode the train with your wife. 119 00:04:11,186 --> 00:04:12,688 She told me all about you. 120 00:04:12,688 --> 00:04:13,856 You must be Marshall. 121 00:04:18,694 --> 00:04:20,195 Um... 122 00:04:20,195 --> 00:04:21,572 I was checking on the baby. 123 00:04:23,157 --> 00:04:24,742 Wait-wait a minute, 124 00:04:23,157 --> 00:04:24,742 wait a minute. 125 00:04:24,742 --> 00:04:26,702 So you guys both got locked out 126 00:04:26,702 --> 00:04:28,830 on the roof in your pajamas? 127 00:04:28,830 --> 00:04:32,625 You guys are hilarious 128 00:04:28,830 --> 00:04:32,625 and adorable! 129 00:04:32,625 --> 00:04:34,585 Any idea who this guy is? 130 00:04:34,585 --> 00:04:36,420 No, but I like that he gets 131 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:38,756 how hilarious 132 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:38,756 and adorable we are! 133 00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:41,050 We are hilarious and adorable! 134 00:04:41,050 --> 00:04:42,802 I'll get the next round. 135 00:04:42,802 --> 00:04:44,219 Oh, thanks. 136 00:04:44,219 --> 00:04:45,554 Thanks, Lil. 137 00:04:45,554 --> 00:04:49,058 Hey, I'm sorry if 138 00:04:45,554 --> 00:04:49,058 I barged in on you guys. 139 00:04:49,058 --> 00:04:50,559 I can be a little overeager 140 00:04:50,559 --> 00:04:52,645 to connect sometimes. 141 00:04:52,645 --> 00:04:54,605 Probably because of 142 00:04:52,645 --> 00:04:54,605 my childhood. 143 00:04:54,605 --> 00:04:56,024 Right. 144 00:04:56,024 --> 00:04:58,400 Because of that thing 145 00:04:56,024 --> 00:04:58,400 that happened. 146 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,110 My mother died 147 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,110 on a hunting trip 148 00:05:00,110 --> 00:05:02,237 when I was very young. 149 00:05:02,237 --> 00:05:04,657 Yeah, that's it, 150 00:05:02,237 --> 00:05:04,657 that's the thing. 151 00:05:04,657 --> 00:05:06,659 Sorry, blah, too heavy! 152 00:05:07,660 --> 00:05:08,661 So, Robin. 153 00:05:08,661 --> 00:05:09,996 What's going on... 154 00:05:09,996 --> 00:05:11,580 with you? 155 00:05:11,580 --> 00:05:13,165 Oh, nothing. 156 00:05:13,165 --> 00:05:14,959 I mean, uh, nothing big, anyway. 157 00:05:14,959 --> 00:05:16,293 Hey, hey, hey... 158 00:05:16,293 --> 00:05:18,754 this is me 159 00:05:16,293 --> 00:05:18,754 you're talking to. 160 00:05:19,922 --> 00:05:22,341 Well, there is 161 00:05:19,922 --> 00:05:22,341 this thing with Lily... 162 00:05:22,341 --> 00:05:23,885 You know, Ted, 163 00:05:23,885 --> 00:05:25,594 if you really want 164 00:05:23,885 --> 00:05:25,594 to get a bottle 165 00:05:25,594 --> 00:05:27,513 of Glen McKenna 30-year 166 00:05:25,594 --> 00:05:27,513 for Barney, 167 00:05:27,513 --> 00:05:30,182 I got that last one at 168 00:05:27,513 --> 00:05:30,182 the Farhampton Liquor Store. 169 00:05:30,182 --> 00:05:32,434 The security there 170 00:05:30,182 --> 00:05:32,434 is a total joke! 171 00:05:32,434 --> 00:05:34,436 No, see, I don't 172 00:05:32,434 --> 00:05:34,436 want to know that. 173 00:05:34,436 --> 00:05:36,981 I won't be an accomplice 174 00:05:34,436 --> 00:05:36,981 to grand larceny. 175 00:05:36,981 --> 00:05:39,525 I am not confirming 176 00:05:36,981 --> 00:05:39,525 or denying a thing. 177 00:05:39,525 --> 00:05:41,569 But there's a really high window 178 00:05:39,525 --> 00:05:41,569 in the storage room 179 00:05:41,569 --> 00:05:42,862 and if you climb up... 180 00:05:42,862 --> 00:05:44,780 La la la la la, 181 00:05:42,862 --> 00:05:44,780 I'm not listening! 182 00:05:44,780 --> 00:05:46,074 I love Barney, 183 00:05:46,074 --> 00:05:47,533 but I'm not going 184 00:05:46,074 --> 00:05:47,533 to jail for him. 185 00:05:47,533 --> 00:05:48,826 What? Really? 186 00:05:47,533 --> 00:05:48,826 Why not? 187 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:50,078 I'd go to jail for you. 188 00:05:50,078 --> 00:05:51,662 No, you wouldn't. 189 00:05:50,078 --> 00:05:51,662 Yes, I would. 190 00:05:51,662 --> 00:05:52,747 Going to jail for 191 00:05:51,662 --> 00:05:52,747 your best friend? 192 00:05:52,747 --> 00:05:53,956 That's the dream. 193 00:05:53,956 --> 00:05:54,874 Really? 194 00:05:54,874 --> 00:05:56,417 That's the dream? 195 00:05:56,417 --> 00:05:59,712 Yeah, it's the most noble... 196 00:05:56,417 --> 00:05:59,712 nay, bro-ble... 197 00:05:59,712 --> 00:06:01,964 thing a bro can do 198 00:05:59,712 --> 00:06:01,964 for a fellow bro. 199 00:05:59,712 --> 00:06:01,964 Mm-hmm. 200 00:06:01,964 --> 00:06:04,508 So, yes, Ted, that's the dream. 201 00:06:04,508 --> 00:06:06,886 You're too liberal with the 202 00:06:04,508 --> 00:06:06,886 "That's the dream." 203 00:06:06,886 --> 00:06:08,470 Name one other time 204 00:06:06,886 --> 00:06:08,470 I've said that! 205 00:06:08,470 --> 00:06:10,514 A suit made of prosciutto 206 00:06:08,470 --> 00:06:10,514 so you can eat your way naked, 207 00:06:10,514 --> 00:06:11,766 "That's the dream." 208 00:06:11,766 --> 00:06:13,976 A pack of lions 209 00:06:11,766 --> 00:06:13,976 fighting a tyrannosaurus, 210 00:06:13,976 --> 00:06:15,019 "That's the dream." 211 00:06:15,019 --> 00:06:16,186 Being able to take 212 00:06:16,186 --> 00:06:17,312 a whole year's worth of dumps 213 00:06:17,312 --> 00:06:18,856 in one, nonstop 24-hour period 214 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:20,024 then not having to dump again 215 00:06:20,024 --> 00:06:21,025 for the rest of the year, 216 00:06:21,025 --> 00:06:22,234 "That's the dream." 217 00:06:22,234 --> 00:06:24,737 I never said Dump Day 218 00:06:22,234 --> 00:06:24,737 was the dream. 219 00:06:24,737 --> 00:06:27,281 I said science is 220 00:06:24,737 --> 00:06:27,281 this close to a pill. 221 00:06:27,281 --> 00:06:29,283 There can only be 222 00:06:27,281 --> 00:06:29,283 one "the dream"! 223 00:06:29,283 --> 00:06:31,452 You're saying it's going 224 00:06:29,283 --> 00:06:31,452 to jail for a bro? 225 00:06:31,452 --> 00:06:32,620 You're comfortable 226 00:06:31,452 --> 00:06:32,620 with that being 227 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:34,329 the one and only 228 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:34,329 dream, forever? 229 00:06:35,205 --> 00:06:36,624 Yes. 230 00:06:36,624 --> 00:06:39,001 Great, now you can never 231 00:06:36,624 --> 00:06:39,001 use that phrase again. 232 00:06:39,001 --> 00:06:40,795 And for me, 233 00:06:39,001 --> 00:06:40,795 that's the dream. 234 00:06:40,795 --> 00:06:43,213 Hey, Lily, Robin just 235 00:06:40,795 --> 00:06:43,213 told me about Italy! 236 00:06:43,213 --> 00:06:45,800 Oh, yeah, it's gonna be great. 237 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,177 Well, that is, if I can 238 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,177 convince my husband 239 00:06:48,177 --> 00:06:50,054 to keep his promise 240 00:06:48,177 --> 00:06:50,054 and move there with me. 241 00:06:50,054 --> 00:06:51,472 Robin, I know 242 00:06:51,472 --> 00:06:53,348 you told me you want 243 00:06:51,472 --> 00:06:53,348 Marshall to win, 244 00:06:53,348 --> 00:06:54,266 but I don't know. 245 00:06:54,266 --> 00:06:56,351 I gotta side 246 00:06:54,266 --> 00:06:56,351 with Lily on this one. 247 00:06:56,351 --> 00:06:57,478 Later, skaters. 248 00:07:01,315 --> 00:07:03,651 Thanks again 249 00:07:01,315 --> 00:07:03,651 for saving us. 250 00:07:03,651 --> 00:07:05,653 Well, I don't normally 251 00:07:03,651 --> 00:07:05,653 stop like that, 252 00:07:05,653 --> 00:07:08,656 but I just had to for the cutest 253 00:07:05,653 --> 00:07:08,656 hitchhiker in the world! 254 00:07:08,656 --> 00:07:10,783 Thank you. 255 00:07:10,783 --> 00:07:12,785 Oh, you were talking 256 00:07:10,783 --> 00:07:12,785 about Marvin. 257 00:07:12,785 --> 00:07:15,871 Sorry, it's been 258 00:07:12,785 --> 00:07:15,871 a really, really long day. 259 00:07:15,871 --> 00:07:17,665 When we get there, 260 00:07:15,871 --> 00:07:17,665 I'll buy you a drink. 261 00:07:17,665 --> 00:07:20,835 Thank you, 262 00:07:17,665 --> 00:07:20,835 but, um, after I drop you off, 263 00:07:20,835 --> 00:07:23,129 I'm heading back to the city. 264 00:07:23,129 --> 00:07:24,338 What? 265 00:07:23,129 --> 00:07:24,338 I thought you said that 266 00:07:24,338 --> 00:07:25,380 your-your band's 267 00:07:24,338 --> 00:07:25,380 playing the wedding. 268 00:07:25,380 --> 00:07:26,423 Why are you leaving? 269 00:07:26,423 --> 00:07:27,466 The lead singer. 270 00:07:27,466 --> 00:07:28,550 He's the devil. 271 00:07:28,550 --> 00:07:30,011 He's a total fire-starter. 272 00:07:30,011 --> 00:07:31,179 He just ruins 273 00:07:30,011 --> 00:07:31,179 people's lives 274 00:07:31,179 --> 00:07:32,680 for his own amusement. 275 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:34,682 You know, he will walk 276 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:34,682 up to two friends, 277 00:07:34,682 --> 00:07:36,350 he will find the one thing 278 00:07:36,350 --> 00:07:39,520 that will destroy their 279 00:07:36,350 --> 00:07:39,520 friendship and just... poof! 280 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:41,189 burn it to the ground. 281 00:07:41,189 --> 00:07:42,439 Wow. 282 00:07:42,439 --> 00:07:43,732 What's his name? 283 00:07:45,193 --> 00:07:46,652 What's poppin', 284 00:07:45,193 --> 00:07:46,652 mi amigos? 285 00:07:46,652 --> 00:07:48,362 Darren. 286 00:07:54,076 --> 00:07:55,536 You're rooting 287 00:07:54,076 --> 00:07:55,536 for Marshall? 288 00:07:55,536 --> 00:07:57,454 Well, why don't you just get 289 00:07:57,454 --> 00:07:58,706 a Team Marshall T-shirt? 290 00:07:58,706 --> 00:07:59,707 What size are you? 291 00:07:59,707 --> 00:08:00,791 Extra-traitor? 292 00:08:00,791 --> 00:08:02,543 No. No, okay... 293 00:08:02,543 --> 00:08:04,670 What I said was... 294 00:08:04,670 --> 00:08:06,255 See, all I meant was... 295 00:08:06,255 --> 00:08:07,882 God, how did we get here? 296 00:08:07,882 --> 00:08:10,218 That's the question 297 00:08:07,882 --> 00:08:10,218 you're left asking yourself. 298 00:08:10,218 --> 00:08:11,844 So here's how 299 00:08:10,218 --> 00:08:11,844 he does it: 300 00:08:11,844 --> 00:08:14,555 First, he makes you 301 00:08:11,844 --> 00:08:14,555 feel like you are 302 00:08:14,555 --> 00:08:15,890 the most hilarious 303 00:08:15,890 --> 00:08:18,226 and adorable person 304 00:08:15,890 --> 00:08:18,226 in the world... 305 00:08:18,226 --> 00:08:19,727 You guys are 306 00:08:18,226 --> 00:08:19,727 hilarious 307 00:08:19,727 --> 00:08:20,936 and adorable! 308 00:08:20,936 --> 00:08:22,479 I like that he gets 309 00:08:22,479 --> 00:08:24,606 how hilarious 310 00:08:22,479 --> 00:08:24,606 and adorable we are. 311 00:08:24,606 --> 00:08:26,942 We are hilarious and adorable. 312 00:08:28,485 --> 00:08:30,738 Next, he finds some flimsy 313 00:08:28,485 --> 00:08:30,738 connection with you 314 00:08:30,738 --> 00:08:31,989 based on where you're from... 315 00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:33,074 Cleveland? 316 00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:33,074 Yeah. 317 00:08:33,074 --> 00:08:34,742 Galluci's serves the 318 00:08:34,742 --> 00:08:35,951 best pepperoni 319 00:08:34,742 --> 00:08:35,951 bread! 320 00:08:34,742 --> 00:08:35,951 Best pepperoni bread! 321 00:08:35,951 --> 00:08:37,661 And Staten Island! 322 00:08:37,661 --> 00:08:40,122 Guys getting in fights 323 00:08:37,661 --> 00:08:40,122 on their front lawns! 324 00:08:40,122 --> 00:08:41,957 It's like you're 325 00:08:40,122 --> 00:08:41,957 from there! 326 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:45,335 This guy's awesome! 327 00:08:45,335 --> 00:08:46,921 So awesome! 328 00:08:46,921 --> 00:08:48,672 I'd totally go to jail for him. 329 00:08:48,672 --> 00:08:51,259 That hurts. 330 00:08:51,259 --> 00:08:54,762 Next, he tells you 331 00:08:51,259 --> 00:08:54,762 a "deep personal secret" 332 00:08:54,762 --> 00:08:56,430 that is usually 333 00:08:54,762 --> 00:08:56,430 the tragic back-story 334 00:08:56,430 --> 00:08:57,723 from an animated kid's film. 335 00:08:57,723 --> 00:09:00,268 My mother died on 336 00:08:57,723 --> 00:09:00,268 a hunting trip. 337 00:09:00,268 --> 00:09:01,769 It's often Bambi. 338 00:09:01,769 --> 00:09:04,188 My father was 339 00:09:01,769 --> 00:09:04,188 betrayed and killed 340 00:09:04,188 --> 00:09:06,148 by a trusted advisor. 341 00:09:06,148 --> 00:09:08,943 Sometimes he'll throw a little 342 00:09:06,148 --> 00:09:08,943 Lion King in there. 343 00:09:08,943 --> 00:09:10,986 I have no family. 344 00:09:10,986 --> 00:09:12,780 But tonight... 345 00:09:12,780 --> 00:09:14,782 I think maybe 346 00:09:12,780 --> 00:09:14,782 I found two brothers. 347 00:09:16,408 --> 00:09:18,410 Sorry, blah, too heavy. 348 00:09:18,410 --> 00:09:19,661 That's okay, man. 349 00:09:19,661 --> 00:09:21,455 Let me get you a drink. 350 00:09:21,455 --> 00:09:23,373 And then, once 351 00:09:21,455 --> 00:09:23,373 your guard is down, 352 00:09:23,373 --> 00:09:26,043 the emotional 353 00:09:23,373 --> 00:09:26,043 prostate exam begins... 354 00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:27,211 So, Ted, 355 00:09:27,211 --> 00:09:29,797 what's going on... 356 00:09:27,211 --> 00:09:29,797 with you? 357 00:09:29,797 --> 00:09:32,883 Well... I mean, 358 00:09:29,797 --> 00:09:32,883 there was this thing... 359 00:09:32,883 --> 00:09:34,260 Never mind. 360 00:09:34,260 --> 00:09:35,677 Hey, hey, hey... 361 00:09:35,677 --> 00:09:37,846 This is me you're talking to. 362 00:09:39,765 --> 00:09:41,391 Look, all I meant 363 00:09:41,391 --> 00:09:43,352 was that there are 364 00:09:41,391 --> 00:09:43,352 two sides here. 365 00:09:43,352 --> 00:09:44,353 Yes... 366 00:09:44,353 --> 00:09:46,188 Italy is your dream, 367 00:09:46,188 --> 00:09:47,773 but being a judge is Marshall's. 368 00:09:47,773 --> 00:09:48,816 Well, that 369 00:09:48,816 --> 00:09:49,775 and teaching prop comedy 370 00:09:49,775 --> 00:09:50,985 to a tropical bird. 371 00:09:50,985 --> 00:09:53,362 Parrot Top has nothing 372 00:09:50,985 --> 00:09:53,362 to do with this! 373 00:09:53,362 --> 00:09:55,281 I don't need 374 00:09:53,362 --> 00:09:55,281 objectivity. 375 00:09:55,281 --> 00:09:58,284 You're my best friend; 376 00:09:55,281 --> 00:09:58,284 I just need your support. 377 00:09:58,284 --> 00:09:59,952 I understand. 378 00:09:58,284 --> 00:09:59,952 You got it. 379 00:09:59,952 --> 00:10:01,329 I'm sorry. 380 00:10:01,329 --> 00:10:02,412 Oh, me, too. 381 00:10:02,412 --> 00:10:03,789 Forgot my phone. 382 00:10:03,789 --> 00:10:05,958 I'm sorry, you guys are probably 383 00:10:03,789 --> 00:10:05,958 talking wedding details. 384 00:10:05,958 --> 00:10:07,501 I mean, no maid of honor's 385 00:10:05,958 --> 00:10:07,501 gonna steal the spotlight 386 00:10:07,501 --> 00:10:08,919 with her own problem 387 00:10:08,919 --> 00:10:10,212 on the bride's big weekend, 388 00:10:08,919 --> 00:10:10,212 am I right? 389 00:10:10,212 --> 00:10:11,964 Keep it real, homies! 390 00:10:15,176 --> 00:10:16,177 You know, he is right. 391 00:10:16,177 --> 00:10:18,012 Why is this all about you? 392 00:10:18,012 --> 00:10:19,347 I mean, you have 393 00:10:18,012 --> 00:10:19,347 been preoccupied 394 00:10:19,347 --> 00:10:20,555 with Marshall all weekend. 395 00:10:20,555 --> 00:10:21,890 I have not! 396 00:10:21,890 --> 00:10:23,976 You have been sleeping 397 00:10:21,890 --> 00:10:23,976 with a doll made of cushions 398 00:10:23,976 --> 00:10:25,311 that you named after him. 399 00:10:25,311 --> 00:10:26,645 Not true! 400 00:10:26,645 --> 00:10:27,646 After we do our business, 401 00:10:27,646 --> 00:10:29,357 I make Marshpillow 402 00:10:27,646 --> 00:10:29,357 sleep on the couch! 403 00:10:29,357 --> 00:10:31,650 So there! 404 00:10:29,357 --> 00:10:31,650 Oh, my God, that 405 00:10:29,357 --> 00:10:31,650 is so ridiculous! 406 00:10:31,650 --> 00:10:32,776 So, what did Darren 407 00:10:31,650 --> 00:10:32,776 do to you? 408 00:10:32,776 --> 00:10:35,363 Well, a few years ago, 409 00:10:32,776 --> 00:10:35,363 I started this band. 410 00:10:35,363 --> 00:10:36,905 And, you know, it was a goof... 411 00:10:36,905 --> 00:10:40,159 it was just me and a couple 412 00:10:36,905 --> 00:10:40,159 of dorks from business school. 413 00:10:40,159 --> 00:10:42,828 I'm actually embarrassed 414 00:10:40,159 --> 00:10:42,828 to tell you our name. 415 00:10:42,828 --> 00:10:44,288 I had an all-lawyer funk band 416 00:10:44,288 --> 00:10:46,748 called The Funk, The Whole Funk, 417 00:10:44,288 --> 00:10:46,748 And Nothing But The Funk. 418 00:10:46,748 --> 00:10:49,335 Oh, I now feel very safe 419 00:10:46,748 --> 00:10:49,335 talking about my band... 420 00:10:49,335 --> 00:10:50,544 Super-Freak-Onomics. 421 00:10:50,544 --> 00:10:52,421 Nice. 422 00:10:50,544 --> 00:10:52,421 Anyway, 423 00:10:52,421 --> 00:10:54,882 I brought Darren in 424 00:10:52,421 --> 00:10:54,882 to split lead vocals, 425 00:10:54,882 --> 00:10:56,342 and he took over. 426 00:10:56,342 --> 00:10:58,260 You know, first 427 00:10:56,342 --> 00:10:58,260 he took away my solos, 428 00:10:58,260 --> 00:10:59,928 then I got demoted 429 00:10:58,260 --> 00:10:59,928 to backup vocals, 430 00:10:59,928 --> 00:11:02,223 and now the only time 431 00:10:59,928 --> 00:11:02,223 I use a mic 432 00:11:02,223 --> 00:11:05,100 is after Darren's first 433 00:11:02,223 --> 00:11:05,100 false exit, when I say, 434 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:07,061 "Do you guys want more Darren?" 435 00:11:07,061 --> 00:11:08,312 And then today, 436 00:11:08,312 --> 00:11:11,273 I found this 437 00:11:08,312 --> 00:11:11,273 ad online. 438 00:11:11,273 --> 00:11:13,650 "Ass player wanted"? 439 00:11:13,650 --> 00:11:14,526 Move your thumb. 440 00:11:14,526 --> 00:11:16,445 Oh, "bass player wanted." 441 00:11:16,445 --> 00:11:19,073 Wait, he was gonna kick you 442 00:11:16,445 --> 00:11:19,073 out of your own band? 443 00:11:19,073 --> 00:11:20,408 Yeah. 444 00:11:20,408 --> 00:11:23,452 But instead... I quit. 445 00:11:23,452 --> 00:11:25,537 You quit? That's it? 446 00:11:25,537 --> 00:11:27,956 But it's your band... 447 00:11:25,537 --> 00:11:27,956 you must be avenged! 448 00:11:27,956 --> 00:11:29,541 Funny you should say that, 449 00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:32,711 because as I was leaving 450 00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:32,711 the hotel, I ran into someone. 451 00:11:32,711 --> 00:11:36,590 You need to steal 452 00:11:32,711 --> 00:11:36,590 this douche monkey's van. 453 00:11:36,590 --> 00:11:38,926 Aldrin Justice, nice! 454 00:11:38,926 --> 00:11:40,844 Your wife is cool. 455 00:11:40,844 --> 00:11:43,805 Oh, the coolest. 456 00:11:43,805 --> 00:11:45,557 Hey, did she, um, 457 00:11:43,805 --> 00:11:45,557 happen to mention 458 00:11:45,557 --> 00:11:47,059 the fact 459 00:11:45,557 --> 00:11:47,059 that I'm sort of ruining 460 00:11:47,059 --> 00:11:48,477 her dream of moving to Italy? 461 00:11:48,477 --> 00:11:51,313 Uh, yeah, that did come up. 462 00:11:51,313 --> 00:11:54,608 You need to steal 463 00:11:51,313 --> 00:11:54,608 this douche monkey's van. 464 00:11:55,276 --> 00:11:56,693 And then run 465 00:11:56,693 --> 00:11:58,987 my husband over with it. 466 00:11:58,987 --> 00:12:01,449 I think you've got 467 00:11:58,987 --> 00:12:01,449 a tough talk coming. 468 00:12:01,449 --> 00:12:02,866 Yeah, well, so do you. 469 00:12:02,866 --> 00:12:04,868 When we get 470 00:12:02,866 --> 00:12:04,868 to the Farhampton Inn, 471 00:12:04,868 --> 00:12:06,703 you're gonna go in there and 472 00:12:04,868 --> 00:12:06,703 you're gonna stand up to Darren. 473 00:12:06,703 --> 00:12:09,373 Oh, come on, 474 00:12:06,703 --> 00:12:09,373 I Aldrin Justiced him. 475 00:12:09,373 --> 00:12:10,958 Yeah, but I bet 476 00:12:09,373 --> 00:12:10,958 you're just gonna give 477 00:12:10,958 --> 00:12:12,667 this van right back to him. 478 00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:14,711 I mean, were you at least 479 00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:14,711 gonna pee in it a little? 480 00:12:14,711 --> 00:12:18,507 I was gonna gas it up 481 00:12:14,711 --> 00:12:18,507 and get it washed. 482 00:12:18,507 --> 00:12:20,175 You're too nice. 483 00:12:20,175 --> 00:12:21,802 I'm the same way. 484 00:12:21,802 --> 00:12:23,678 Sometimes you got 485 00:12:21,802 --> 00:12:23,678 to get in there 486 00:12:23,678 --> 00:12:24,846 and-and stand up for yourself. 487 00:12:24,846 --> 00:12:27,766 I always cave and side 488 00:12:24,846 --> 00:12:27,766 with the other person. 489 00:12:27,766 --> 00:12:29,643 I can't handle confrontation. 490 00:12:29,643 --> 00:12:30,769 Yes, you can. 491 00:12:30,769 --> 00:12:32,187 You make some good points. 492 00:12:32,187 --> 00:12:34,106 Look. 493 00:12:34,106 --> 00:12:37,025 I don't know you, but I can tell 494 00:12:34,106 --> 00:12:37,025 that you're strong. 495 00:12:37,025 --> 00:12:39,487 That's your band. 496 00:12:39,487 --> 00:12:41,780 Don't let Darren steal it away. 497 00:12:44,074 --> 00:12:46,034 No, there's 498 00:12:44,074 --> 00:12:46,034 no defeating the devil. 499 00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:48,537 He's someone else's problem now. 500 00:12:49,497 --> 00:12:51,081 I'm sorry 501 00:12:49,497 --> 00:12:51,081 if I've been 502 00:12:51,081 --> 00:12:52,416 distracted this weekend. 503 00:12:52,416 --> 00:12:54,793 Oh, let's not fight anymore, 504 00:12:52,416 --> 00:12:54,793 okay? 505 00:12:54,793 --> 00:12:57,421 Oh, good, Robin, 506 00:12:54,793 --> 00:12:57,421 you finally told Lily 507 00:12:57,421 --> 00:12:58,839 you feel like she's 508 00:12:57,421 --> 00:12:58,839 abandoning you as a friend 509 00:12:58,839 --> 00:12:59,756 by going to Italy. 510 00:12:59,756 --> 00:13:02,801 Honesty is progress. 511 00:12:59,756 --> 00:13:02,801 Stay gold. 512 00:13:03,885 --> 00:13:05,262 I'm not... 513 00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:06,721 Ooh, Ted. 514 00:13:06,721 --> 00:13:07,722 When you move to Chicago, 515 00:13:07,722 --> 00:13:10,309 you got to try Gazzola's pizza. 516 00:13:10,309 --> 00:13:11,560 Namaste, hermanos. 517 00:13:19,734 --> 00:13:21,069 You're moving to Chicago? 518 00:13:21,069 --> 00:13:23,697 Is that even a real place? 519 00:13:23,697 --> 00:13:25,240 It's a style of pizza. 520 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,034 Ted, you can't live in a pizza. 521 00:13:27,034 --> 00:13:29,119 I got an amazing 522 00:13:27,034 --> 00:13:29,119 job offer there. 523 00:13:29,119 --> 00:13:31,455 Look, Lily knows, 524 00:13:29,119 --> 00:13:31,455 but Marshall and Robin don't. 525 00:13:31,455 --> 00:13:32,789 So please keep it quiet. 526 00:13:32,789 --> 00:13:36,084 You're moving to Chicago? 527 00:13:36,084 --> 00:13:39,547 He-he's moving to Chicago! 528 00:13:39,547 --> 00:13:40,964 When do you move? 529 00:13:40,964 --> 00:13:43,675 At least tell me it's not 530 00:13:40,964 --> 00:13:43,675 until next year or something. 531 00:13:43,675 --> 00:13:46,595 It's not until... 532 00:13:46,595 --> 00:13:47,762 Monday. 533 00:13:47,762 --> 00:13:50,015 Monday? 534 00:13:50,015 --> 00:13:53,519 So you are just gonna disappear 535 00:13:50,015 --> 00:13:53,519 the day after my wedding? 536 00:13:53,519 --> 00:13:56,355 After ten years 537 00:13:53,519 --> 00:13:56,355 of being best friends? 538 00:13:56,355 --> 00:13:58,440 Well, actually, Marshall's my... 539 00:13:56,355 --> 00:13:58,440 Don't even think about it! 540 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:01,443 That's fair enough. 541 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:01,443 You are gonna give me 542 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:01,443 one day's notice? 543 00:14:01,443 --> 00:14:04,238 Well, I didn't want to upset you 544 00:14:01,443 --> 00:14:04,238 on your wedding weekend. 545 00:14:04,238 --> 00:14:05,697 No, it's good. 546 00:14:05,697 --> 00:14:06,907 It'll be easy to say good-bye 547 00:14:06,907 --> 00:14:08,742 now that I know how much 548 00:14:06,907 --> 00:14:08,742 I mean to you. 549 00:14:08,742 --> 00:14:11,078 Well... 550 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,625 Hey. 551 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:18,627 Hey. 552 00:14:18,627 --> 00:14:19,878 I was... 553 00:14:19,878 --> 00:14:22,214 I was never really 554 00:14:19,878 --> 00:14:22,214 rooting for Marshall. 555 00:14:22,214 --> 00:14:25,300 I was rooting 556 00:14:22,214 --> 00:14:25,300 to not lose my best friend. 557 00:14:26,385 --> 00:14:28,136 But that's selfish. 558 00:14:28,136 --> 00:14:29,721 No matter where you go, 559 00:14:29,721 --> 00:14:31,973 I'm in your corner 560 00:14:29,721 --> 00:14:31,973 and I always will be. 561 00:14:32,766 --> 00:14:33,975 And to prove it... 562 00:14:39,189 --> 00:14:40,608 What are you gonna do 563 00:14:39,189 --> 00:14:40,608 with Marshpillow? 564 00:14:40,608 --> 00:14:42,192 Hold his arms back 565 00:14:42,192 --> 00:14:44,361 while you beat the goose down 566 00:14:42,192 --> 00:14:44,361 out of this bastard. 567 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:47,030 'Cause that's 568 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:47,030 what best friends do. 569 00:14:47,030 --> 00:14:48,949 Thanks, it-it's not gonna help. 570 00:14:48,949 --> 00:14:50,451 Try it. One punch. 571 00:14:53,621 --> 00:14:55,914 Ooh, that felt good. 572 00:14:55,914 --> 00:14:57,124 Mm-hmm. 573 00:14:57,124 --> 00:14:58,417 Yeah, that's it, sweetheart. 574 00:14:58,417 --> 00:15:01,795 Head, body, head. 575 00:14:58,417 --> 00:15:01,795 Head, body, head. 576 00:15:05,006 --> 00:15:06,258 Barney, wait, wait! 577 00:15:06,258 --> 00:15:07,635 Your friendship is 578 00:15:06,258 --> 00:15:07,635 important to me. 579 00:15:07,635 --> 00:15:09,136 I swear on my mother's... 580 00:15:09,136 --> 00:15:10,512 No, I swear to God. 581 00:15:10,512 --> 00:15:12,264 No... I swear to Hef. 582 00:15:12,264 --> 00:15:14,766 Don't take that name in vain. 583 00:15:14,766 --> 00:15:18,520 If someone is important to you, 584 00:15:14,766 --> 00:15:18,520 you tell them you're moving. 585 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:22,023 I'm just some guy you 586 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:22,023 used to know back in New York. 587 00:15:22,023 --> 00:15:23,692 Hey. 588 00:15:26,487 --> 00:15:28,029 Whoa. 589 00:15:28,029 --> 00:15:29,490 How...? 590 00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:39,333 That's a $600 bottle. 591 00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:41,585 Ted, that's grand larceny. 592 00:15:41,585 --> 00:15:43,504 You really could go 593 00:15:41,585 --> 00:15:43,504 to jail for this. 594 00:15:43,504 --> 00:15:46,632 That's the dream. 595 00:15:46,632 --> 00:15:49,134 So... 596 00:15:49,134 --> 00:15:50,844 you're moving to Chicago. 597 00:15:50,844 --> 00:15:53,388 I'm going to Chicago. 598 00:15:53,388 --> 00:15:55,140 Why? I know 599 00:15:53,388 --> 00:15:55,140 Marshall and Lily might leave, 600 00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:57,058 but it's only a year, 601 00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:57,058 and in the meantime, 602 00:15:57,058 --> 00:15:58,727 we'll still see each other 603 00:15:57,058 --> 00:15:58,727 all the time. 604 00:15:58,727 --> 00:16:00,061 You, me, Robin... 605 00:16:02,481 --> 00:16:04,650 Oh. 606 00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:09,029 I need a new start. 607 00:16:10,739 --> 00:16:12,533 I'm gonna miss you. 608 00:16:12,533 --> 00:16:14,535 I'm gonna miss you so much. 609 00:16:17,245 --> 00:16:20,374 Well, here we are. 610 00:16:20,374 --> 00:16:21,500 Good luck in there. 611 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,710 Thank you. 612 00:16:22,710 --> 00:16:24,252 And don't worry, 613 00:16:24,252 --> 00:16:25,671 at the reception, I'll yell, 614 00:16:25,671 --> 00:16:27,881 "The lead singer 615 00:16:25,671 --> 00:16:27,881 sucks skunk junk," 616 00:16:27,881 --> 00:16:29,174 after every song. 617 00:16:30,217 --> 00:16:31,218 I'll come up with something 618 00:16:31,218 --> 00:16:32,761 better than "skunk junk." 619 00:16:32,761 --> 00:16:33,762 No, no. 620 00:16:33,762 --> 00:16:36,056 "Skunk junk" is pretty solid. 621 00:16:37,516 --> 00:16:40,477 You can't yell that 622 00:16:37,516 --> 00:16:40,477 at the lead singer. 623 00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:43,813 Because I don't suck skunk junk. 624 00:16:43,813 --> 00:16:45,482 Wait, are you saying...? 625 00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,984 I'm coming in. Darren and I 626 00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,984 are gonna have a chat 627 00:16:47,984 --> 00:16:49,944 about my band! 628 00:16:51,363 --> 00:16:53,574 Skunk junk. 629 00:16:55,659 --> 00:16:59,705 For the record... 630 00:16:55,659 --> 00:16:59,705 Uh-huh. 631 00:16:59,705 --> 00:17:01,707 his first word 632 00:17:01,707 --> 00:17:03,417 was "Mommy." 633 00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:04,585 Mm-hmm. 634 00:17:04,585 --> 00:17:07,379 This is my band. I started it. 635 00:17:07,379 --> 00:17:11,258 And if anyone is getting 636 00:17:07,379 --> 00:17:11,258 fired here, it's you, Darren. 637 00:17:11,258 --> 00:17:12,718 So hit the bricks, 638 00:17:12,718 --> 00:17:14,428 s-skunk... 639 00:17:14,428 --> 00:17:16,221 junk. 640 00:17:16,221 --> 00:17:18,640 Is that even 641 00:17:16,221 --> 00:17:18,640 a little bit intimidating? 642 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,892 Nope, and the 643 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,892 knitting's not helping. 644 00:17:20,892 --> 00:17:23,978 I'm sorry, I just met this baby 645 00:17:20,892 --> 00:17:23,978 and he needs a hat. 646 00:17:23,978 --> 00:17:25,897 You can't fire Darren. 647 00:17:25,897 --> 00:17:28,983 He gets how hilarious 648 00:17:25,897 --> 00:17:28,983 and adorable I am. 649 00:17:28,983 --> 00:17:31,319 Plus it is so inspiring 650 00:17:31,319 --> 00:17:35,115 how he overcame his mother 651 00:17:31,319 --> 00:17:35,115 being eaten by a barracuda. 652 00:17:35,115 --> 00:17:37,158 Gah! It's Finding Nemo. 653 00:17:38,452 --> 00:17:39,661 That's new. 654 00:17:40,788 --> 00:17:43,540 There's no defeating the devil. 655 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,709 New plan. 656 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,709 Linus, if at any point 657 00:17:45,709 --> 00:17:47,669 tonight you see me 658 00:17:45,709 --> 00:17:47,669 with an empty glass... 659 00:17:47,669 --> 00:17:49,045 Kennedy package. 660 00:17:49,045 --> 00:17:50,547 It's a very popular choice 661 00:17:49,045 --> 00:17:50,547 this weekend. 662 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,466 Thank you, Linus. 663 00:17:52,466 --> 00:17:54,635 Yup. 664 00:17:55,761 --> 00:17:58,430 Uh, Lily? 665 00:17:58,430 --> 00:18:00,474 Lily. 666 00:18:00,474 --> 00:18:02,100 Lily. 667 00:18:14,321 --> 00:18:16,197 Pause? 668 00:18:16,197 --> 00:18:18,492 Pause. 669 00:18:23,037 --> 00:18:24,498 Oh... 670 00:18:28,335 --> 00:18:29,670 Thank you, Linus. 671 00:18:29,670 --> 00:18:31,630 Mm-hmm. 672 00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:34,215 There are real villains 673 00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:34,215 in this world. 674 00:18:34,215 --> 00:18:38,136 But they don't always get 675 00:18:34,215 --> 00:18:38,136 real justice, do they? 676 00:18:38,136 --> 00:18:40,806 You want to believe 677 00:18:38,136 --> 00:18:40,806 karma's gonna get them. 678 00:18:40,806 --> 00:18:42,182 All right, who wants a drink? 679 00:18:42,182 --> 00:18:43,308 I'm stealing. 680 00:18:45,185 --> 00:18:47,813 But karma doesn't 681 00:18:47,813 --> 00:18:49,397 always come through. 682 00:18:49,397 --> 00:18:51,316 I love how strong 683 00:18:49,397 --> 00:18:51,316 your marriage is. 684 00:18:51,316 --> 00:18:52,776 And you don't need 685 00:18:51,316 --> 00:18:52,776 to lose weight, Louise, 686 00:18:52,776 --> 00:18:54,361 no matter what he told me. 687 00:18:54,361 --> 00:18:56,530 Catch you on the flip-flop, 688 00:18:54,361 --> 00:18:56,530 muchachos. 689 00:18:56,530 --> 00:18:58,323 Oh! 690 00:18:59,533 --> 00:19:01,326 Sorry, mi amigos. 691 00:19:01,326 --> 00:19:04,663 I guess you have to accept 692 00:19:01,326 --> 00:19:04,663 that sometimes in life... 693 00:19:05,955 --> 00:19:08,291 you just don't get 694 00:19:05,955 --> 00:19:08,291 that knockout punch. 695 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,092 Hey, can I get some ice? 696 00:19:18,092 --> 00:19:20,762 The best man just punched me 697 00:19:18,092 --> 00:19:20,762 in the face for no reason. 698 00:19:21,722 --> 00:19:23,724 Oh, what, that's funny to you? 699 00:19:23,724 --> 00:19:24,974 You know what? I quit. 700 00:19:24,974 --> 00:19:26,810 You can have 701 00:19:24,974 --> 00:19:26,810 your stupid band back. 702 00:19:26,810 --> 00:19:30,898 I miss being in a band where 703 00:19:26,810 --> 00:19:30,898 people are decent to each other 704 00:19:30,898 --> 00:19:32,357 and there's no drama. 705 00:19:32,357 --> 00:19:34,609 I'm going back 706 00:19:32,357 --> 00:19:34,609 to the new Guns N' Roses. 707 00:19:37,070 --> 00:19:38,988 Linus, whoever that best man is, 708 00:19:38,988 --> 00:19:42,200 I would like to buy him a double 709 00:19:38,988 --> 00:19:42,200 of your finest scotch. 710 00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:00,427 Here you go. 711 00:20:00,427 --> 00:20:02,387 Is this from one of you guys? 712 00:20:02,387 --> 00:20:04,097 Nah. 713 00:20:02,387 --> 00:20:04,097 Uh-uh. 714 00:20:02,387 --> 00:20:04,097 No. 715 00:20:04,097 --> 00:20:05,640 Okay. 716 00:20:07,642 --> 00:20:08,852 Well... this is incredible. 717 00:20:08,852 --> 00:20:09,978 What is this? 718 00:20:09,978 --> 00:20:12,146 It's the Glen McKenna 35-year. 719 00:20:12,146 --> 00:20:14,107 Wait a minute. 720 00:20:14,107 --> 00:20:16,484 This whole time, you had 721 00:20:14,107 --> 00:20:16,484 Glen McKenna 35-year? 722 00:20:16,484 --> 00:20:17,945 Why didn't you say something? 723 00:20:17,945 --> 00:20:19,696 You didn't ask about the 35. 724 00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:21,740 And, kids, 725 00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:21,740 that's the first drink 726 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,283 your mother ever bought me. 727 00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:34,377 Hey, Barney, I'm so sorry 728 00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:34,377 I missed your rehearsal dinner. 729 00:20:34,377 --> 00:20:35,921 Oh, that's okay. 730 00:20:35,921 --> 00:20:39,382 We didn't even know 731 00:20:35,921 --> 00:20:39,382 you weren't here, jerk. 732 00:20:39,382 --> 00:20:41,259 Listen, I know that it can't 733 00:20:39,382 --> 00:20:41,259 make up for being late, 734 00:20:41,259 --> 00:20:43,261 but I did get you 735 00:20:41,259 --> 00:20:43,261 a-a special gift. 736 00:20:43,261 --> 00:20:45,138 Well, hand it over, fathead. 737 00:20:45,138 --> 00:20:47,223 Well, you might want to wait 738 00:20:45,138 --> 00:20:47,223 until after the wedding photos. 739 00:20:47,223 --> 00:20:49,851 Hand it over now, travel breath. 740 00:20:49,851 --> 00:20:52,020 Okay, Barney, I'll hand it over. 741 00:20:52,980 --> 00:20:54,314 Oh, God, it's the next slap! 742 00:20:54,314 --> 00:20:56,274 I don't know why 743 00:20:54,314 --> 00:20:56,274 I was so obnoxious.