1 00:00:02,321 --> 00:00:03,322 Okay, it's over. 2 00:00:03,322 --> 00:00:04,574 Starting the clock now. 3 00:00:06,785 --> 00:00:09,412 Labor sucks, huh? 4 00:00:06,785 --> 00:00:09,412 Yeah. 5 00:00:09,412 --> 00:00:10,830 That fun-sounding name? 6 00:00:10,830 --> 00:00:12,582 It's totally misleading. 7 00:00:13,625 --> 00:00:14,667 Better have this baby soon. 8 00:00:14,667 --> 00:00:16,544 You know my 9 00:00:14,667 --> 00:00:16,544 mom's rule: 10 00:00:16,544 --> 00:00:18,713 Nothing good happens 11 00:00:16,544 --> 00:00:18,713 after 2:00 a.m. 12 00:00:18,713 --> 00:00:19,798 I don't buy it. 13 00:00:19,798 --> 00:00:22,341 Just like I don't buy 14 00:00:19,798 --> 00:00:22,341 what her son told me: 15 00:00:22,341 --> 00:00:23,968 "Let's go away 16 00:00:22,341 --> 00:00:23,968 for one last weekend 17 00:00:23,968 --> 00:00:25,303 "before the baby comes. 18 00:00:25,303 --> 00:00:26,929 We'll be fine!" 19 00:00:26,929 --> 00:00:28,889 Well, I hate 20 00:00:26,929 --> 00:00:28,889 to point fingers, 21 00:00:28,889 --> 00:00:31,016 but you should 22 00:00:28,889 --> 00:00:31,016 never listen to me. 23 00:00:31,016 --> 00:00:32,143 You know that. 24 00:00:32,143 --> 00:00:33,519 That's my bad. 25 00:00:35,313 --> 00:00:36,606 Oh! 26 00:00:36,606 --> 00:00:38,107 Here comes 27 00:00:36,606 --> 00:00:38,107 another one. 28 00:00:36,606 --> 00:00:38,107 Already? 29 00:00:38,107 --> 00:00:39,233 Yeah, yep, yep. 30 00:00:38,107 --> 00:00:39,233 Okay, okay, okay. 31 00:00:39,233 --> 00:00:40,943 We should get you to 32 00:00:39,233 --> 00:00:40,943 the hospital. Come on. 33 00:00:40,943 --> 00:00:42,320 Okay. 34 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,489 Oh, here we go. 35 00:00:49,619 --> 00:00:51,954 You guys can't still see where 36 00:00:49,619 --> 00:00:51,954 Marshall slapped me, can you? 37 00:00:51,954 --> 00:00:54,707 Your face looks like 38 00:00:51,954 --> 00:00:54,707 a "don't walk" signal. 39 00:00:54,707 --> 00:00:56,000 Your face looks like 40 00:00:54,707 --> 00:00:56,000 a photo negative 41 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,335 of the Hamburger Helper box. 42 00:00:57,335 --> 00:00:58,878 A palm reader could 43 00:00:57,335 --> 00:00:58,878 tell Marshall's future 44 00:00:58,878 --> 00:01:00,755 by studying your face. 45 00:01:00,755 --> 00:01:03,215 The phrase "talk to the hand 46 00:01:00,755 --> 00:01:03,215 'cause the face ain't listening" 47 00:01:03,215 --> 00:01:04,258 doesn't work for you 48 00:01:04,258 --> 00:01:06,177 because the hand 49 00:01:04,258 --> 00:01:06,177 is on your face. 50 00:01:06,177 --> 00:01:09,555 A simple "yes" 51 00:01:06,177 --> 00:01:09,555 would've sufficed. 52 00:01:09,555 --> 00:01:11,056 Oh, baby, 53 00:01:11,056 --> 00:01:12,642 I missed you so much. 54 00:01:12,642 --> 00:01:14,268 I am so angry! 55 00:01:14,268 --> 00:01:16,979 I am gonna tear you 56 00:01:14,268 --> 00:01:16,979 apart tonight. 57 00:01:16,979 --> 00:01:18,272 I am gonna 58 00:01:16,979 --> 00:01:18,272 tear you 59 00:01:18,272 --> 00:01:19,649 apart tonight! 60 00:01:18,272 --> 00:01:19,649 Okay, okay. 61 00:01:19,649 --> 00:01:21,317 Look, we said 62 00:01:19,649 --> 00:01:21,317 that we wouldn't fight 63 00:01:21,317 --> 00:01:23,944 until the gang was all done 64 00:01:21,317 --> 00:01:23,944 hanging out, remember? 65 00:01:23,944 --> 00:01:26,155 Ever since Lily 66 00:01:23,944 --> 00:01:26,155 heard that Marshall 67 00:01:26,155 --> 00:01:27,866 had accepted an offer 68 00:01:26,155 --> 00:01:27,866 to be a judge, 69 00:01:27,866 --> 00:01:30,284 thus jeopardizing 70 00:01:27,866 --> 00:01:30,284 their planned year in Italy, 71 00:01:30,284 --> 00:01:32,203 they both knew 72 00:01:30,284 --> 00:01:32,203 a big fight was coming. 73 00:01:32,203 --> 00:01:34,539 But when they finally 74 00:01:32,203 --> 00:01:34,539 saw each other... 75 00:01:34,539 --> 00:01:36,332 Pause? 76 00:01:36,332 --> 00:01:37,750 Pause. 77 00:01:37,750 --> 00:01:40,127 See, Lily and Marshall 78 00:01:37,750 --> 00:01:40,127 had a long tradition 79 00:01:40,127 --> 00:01:42,171 of hitting "pause" 80 00:01:40,127 --> 00:01:42,171 on their arguments. 81 00:01:42,171 --> 00:01:44,048 Sometimes they paused because 82 00:01:44,048 --> 00:01:46,175 they suddenly had 83 00:01:44,048 --> 00:01:46,175 other things to do. 84 00:01:46,175 --> 00:01:48,344 We have to stick 85 00:01:46,175 --> 00:01:48,344 to our budget! Okay? 86 00:01:48,344 --> 00:01:50,304 You cannot be out there 87 00:01:48,344 --> 00:01:50,304 buying all these 88 00:01:50,304 --> 00:01:53,933 Brazilian bikini waxes 89 00:01:50,304 --> 00:01:53,933 and Kama Sutra body oils 90 00:01:53,933 --> 00:01:56,728 and edible... 91 00:01:53,933 --> 00:01:56,728 Pause. 92 00:01:56,728 --> 00:01:58,897 Sometimes, they paused 93 00:01:56,728 --> 00:01:58,897 to keep their fights 94 00:01:58,897 --> 00:02:00,481 from subtly changing subjects. 95 00:02:00,481 --> 00:02:02,024 Baby, I cannot 96 00:02:00,481 --> 00:02:02,024 put up with 97 00:02:02,024 --> 00:02:04,235 your shoes being 98 00:02:02,024 --> 00:02:04,235 all over the house! 99 00:02:04,235 --> 00:02:06,237 Why not? I put up with 100 00:02:04,235 --> 00:02:06,237 your terrible mother. 101 00:02:07,196 --> 00:02:08,656 Pause! 102 00:02:07,196 --> 00:02:08,656 Pause. 103 00:02:08,656 --> 00:02:10,199 And now that they were paused, 104 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:12,076 Marshall realized 105 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:12,076 he would do anything 106 00:02:12,076 --> 00:02:14,328 to stay paused 107 00:02:12,076 --> 00:02:14,328 for as long as he could. 108 00:02:14,328 --> 00:02:16,080 Okay, time 109 00:02:14,328 --> 00:02:16,080 to go to bed. 110 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,206 Big day tomorrow. 111 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:18,123 Big day tomorrow! 112 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:18,123 Big day tomorrow! 113 00:02:18,123 --> 00:02:19,250 Screw tomorrow! 114 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:20,501 We go big tonight, huh? 115 00:02:20,501 --> 00:02:23,337 We go big tonight! 116 00:02:20,501 --> 00:02:23,337 We go big tonight! 117 00:02:23,337 --> 00:02:24,881 I mean, uh... 118 00:02:24,881 --> 00:02:26,131 come on, you know, uh, 119 00:02:26,131 --> 00:02:28,300 what time 120 00:02:26,131 --> 00:02:28,300 is it, anyway? 121 00:02:44,901 --> 00:02:46,903 Hey, where's 122 00:02:44,901 --> 00:02:46,903 the baby? 123 00:02:48,529 --> 00:02:50,239 The elevator! 124 00:02:48,529 --> 00:02:50,239 The elevator! 125 00:02:51,490 --> 00:02:52,867 Ah, that joke just 126 00:02:51,490 --> 00:02:52,867 never gets old. 127 00:02:52,867 --> 00:02:55,286 And it's not at all inspired 128 00:02:52,867 --> 00:02:55,286 by real-life events. 129 00:02:55,286 --> 00:02:57,079 No, it is not. 130 00:02:55,286 --> 00:02:57,079 Mm-mm. 131 00:02:57,079 --> 00:02:59,290 Anyway, the sitter has 132 00:02:57,079 --> 00:02:59,290 Marvin for the night. 133 00:02:59,290 --> 00:03:00,374 Ooh! 134 00:03:00,374 --> 00:03:02,543 And now... 135 00:03:00,374 --> 00:03:02,543 the best thing 136 00:03:02,543 --> 00:03:04,295 to come out of my 137 00:03:02,543 --> 00:03:04,295 cross-country trip: 138 00:03:04,295 --> 00:03:06,088 a little segment I like to call 139 00:03:06,088 --> 00:03:09,884 "Embarrassing Souvenirs I Picked 140 00:03:06,088 --> 00:03:09,884 Up From Ted's Childhood Home." 141 00:03:12,219 --> 00:03:15,556 "Totally 142 00:03:12,219 --> 00:03:15,556 Awesome Ted." 143 00:03:15,556 --> 00:03:17,516 What, did you steal this off 144 00:03:15,556 --> 00:03:17,516 some other kid named Ted? 145 00:03:17,516 --> 00:03:18,935 I'm just getting 146 00:03:17,516 --> 00:03:18,935 warmed up here. 147 00:03:18,935 --> 00:03:20,269 This is fun. 148 00:03:20,269 --> 00:03:22,229 We're all... 149 00:03:20,269 --> 00:03:22,229 you know, it's... 150 00:03:22,229 --> 00:03:23,606 I'm having fun. 151 00:03:23,606 --> 00:03:26,233 When you squeeze this toy, 152 00:03:23,606 --> 00:03:26,233 a recording of Ted says, 153 00:03:26,233 --> 00:03:28,402 "I wuv you, Mommy!" 154 00:03:28,402 --> 00:03:29,612 Oh, but 155 00:03:28,402 --> 00:03:29,612 that's sweet! 156 00:03:29,612 --> 00:03:31,489 Why would we make 157 00:03:29,612 --> 00:03:31,489 fun of him for that? 158 00:03:31,489 --> 00:03:33,282 He gave it to her 159 00:03:31,489 --> 00:03:33,282 when he was 19. 160 00:03:33,282 --> 00:03:34,826 I wuv you, Mommy. 161 00:03:37,077 --> 00:03:40,289 And lastly, a photo 162 00:03:37,077 --> 00:03:40,289 of young Ted 163 00:03:40,289 --> 00:03:43,292 and his best friend 164 00:03:40,289 --> 00:03:43,292 dressed up like cowboys. 165 00:03:43,292 --> 00:03:44,293 No, oh, all right. 166 00:03:44,293 --> 00:03:45,586 Leave him alone. 167 00:03:45,586 --> 00:03:47,087 His best friend 168 00:03:45,586 --> 00:03:47,087 was a balloon. 169 00:03:47,087 --> 00:03:48,088 I want to see that picture 170 00:03:48,088 --> 00:03:49,256 more than I want 171 00:03:48,088 --> 00:03:49,256 to get married! 172 00:03:51,843 --> 00:03:53,052 I hate you so much. 173 00:03:54,219 --> 00:03:56,973 Oo yah maya stupa koon! 174 00:03:56,973 --> 00:03:58,975 Ho ho ho ho! 175 00:03:58,975 --> 00:04:00,518 Over the years, we'd seen 176 00:04:00,518 --> 00:04:02,812 all sorts of levels 177 00:04:00,518 --> 00:04:02,812 of Barney's drunkenness. 178 00:04:02,812 --> 00:04:04,229 How you doin'? 179 00:04:04,229 --> 00:04:05,481 "Richard Dawson drunk..." 180 00:04:05,481 --> 00:04:08,567 Ah, is this 181 00:04:05,481 --> 00:04:08,567 your sister? 182 00:04:08,567 --> 00:04:10,235 "Big plans with strangers 183 00:04:08,567 --> 00:04:10,235 drunk..." 184 00:04:10,235 --> 00:04:11,236 Hey! 185 00:04:11,236 --> 00:04:12,613 Me and the Road Dawgs 186 00:04:12,613 --> 00:04:15,533 going splitsies on a time-share 187 00:04:12,613 --> 00:04:15,533 in Flint, Michigan! 188 00:04:15,533 --> 00:04:17,535 And... 189 00:04:17,535 --> 00:04:19,620 non-refundably booked! 190 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:22,331 Come on! I'm gonna buy 191 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:22,331 you all some mopeds! 192 00:04:22,331 --> 00:04:23,415 Road Dawgs! 193 00:04:23,415 --> 00:04:25,668 And "Marcel Marceau drunk..." 194 00:04:27,461 --> 00:04:29,797 But we knew the night was over 195 00:04:27,461 --> 00:04:29,797 whenever Barney got... 196 00:04:29,797 --> 00:04:30,840 "Jabba drunk." 197 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:32,925 So drunk that his speech 198 00:04:32,925 --> 00:04:34,719 bore an uncanny 199 00:04:32,925 --> 00:04:34,719 resemblance to that of... 200 00:04:34,719 --> 00:04:38,056 Jabba the Hutt from 201 00:04:34,719 --> 00:04:38,056 Return of the Jedi. 202 00:04:38,056 --> 00:04:39,223 Bo shuda! 203 00:04:39,223 --> 00:04:40,182 Ha ha ha! 204 00:04:40,182 --> 00:04:42,226 Okay, we have to go to bed. 205 00:04:42,226 --> 00:04:43,185 Big day tomorrow. 206 00:04:43,185 --> 00:04:44,269 Big day tomorrow! 207 00:04:43,185 --> 00:04:44,269 Noon-eeg Han Solo! 208 00:04:44,269 --> 00:04:45,396 Screw tomorrow! 209 00:04:45,396 --> 00:04:47,189 Let's go big tonight! 210 00:04:47,189 --> 00:04:49,233 We go big 211 00:04:47,189 --> 00:04:49,233 tonight! 212 00:04:47,189 --> 00:04:49,233 Ah wotto potto tapa ho! 213 00:04:49,233 --> 00:04:52,277 No, Marshall, let's go now. 214 00:04:52,277 --> 00:04:53,362 Okay, okay, 215 00:04:52,277 --> 00:04:53,362 okay, okay. 216 00:04:53,362 --> 00:04:54,947 Look, I-I guess we 217 00:04:53,362 --> 00:04:54,947 have to do this. 218 00:04:54,947 --> 00:04:58,200 Okay, first off, I know how 219 00:04:54,947 --> 00:04:58,200 important Italy was to you... 220 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,202 Shut up and do me! 221 00:05:01,954 --> 00:05:04,373 Okay, we have 222 00:05:01,954 --> 00:05:04,373 to go to bed. 223 00:05:04,373 --> 00:05:05,499 Yeah. 224 00:05:06,876 --> 00:05:08,419 Yeah. 225 00:05:06,876 --> 00:05:08,419 I need to get 226 00:05:08,419 --> 00:05:10,462 my ear hair trimmed 227 00:05:08,419 --> 00:05:10,462 in the morning. 228 00:05:10,462 --> 00:05:12,506 It's like a rain forest 229 00:05:10,462 --> 00:05:12,506 in there. 230 00:05:12,506 --> 00:05:15,217 Uh, why would you volunteer 231 00:05:12,506 --> 00:05:15,217 that information? 232 00:05:15,217 --> 00:05:16,510 Because it's the truth. 233 00:05:16,510 --> 00:05:20,180 Also, I peed a little 234 00:05:16,510 --> 00:05:20,180 on my tie at the urinal. 235 00:05:20,180 --> 00:05:24,102 Uh, Barney... 236 00:05:20,180 --> 00:05:24,102 who's taller: me or you? 237 00:05:24,102 --> 00:05:26,395 You're taller. 238 00:05:24,102 --> 00:05:26,395 I wear lifts in all my shoes. 239 00:05:26,395 --> 00:05:27,772 Oh, my God, Robin... 240 00:05:27,772 --> 00:05:30,066 Barney has reached 241 00:05:27,772 --> 00:05:30,066 a whole new level. 242 00:05:30,066 --> 00:05:32,234 He's "truth serum drunk." 243 00:05:32,234 --> 00:05:33,736 He can't lie. 244 00:05:33,736 --> 00:05:35,529 So we can finally 245 00:05:33,736 --> 00:05:35,529 get the answers 246 00:05:35,529 --> 00:05:37,281 we've always 247 00:05:35,529 --> 00:05:37,281 been wondering about. 248 00:05:37,281 --> 00:05:38,657 Look, I know you said 249 00:05:37,281 --> 00:05:38,657 you had to go to bed, 250 00:05:38,657 --> 00:05:39,658 but I really think... 251 00:05:39,658 --> 00:05:41,160 Screw tomorrow! 252 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,286 We go big tonight. 253 00:05:42,286 --> 00:05:43,913 Yeah. 254 00:05:43,913 --> 00:05:46,248 Hey, buddy. 255 00:05:43,913 --> 00:05:46,248 Hey, buddy. 256 00:05:46,248 --> 00:05:48,250 Wait, wait, wait, 257 00:05:46,248 --> 00:05:48,250 wait, wait. 258 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:49,251 We're not unpaused? 259 00:05:49,251 --> 00:05:50,377 Not yet. 260 00:05:50,377 --> 00:05:51,629 Mama needs some Papa. 261 00:05:51,629 --> 00:05:53,131 But as soon as we're 262 00:05:51,629 --> 00:05:53,131 done having sex, 263 00:05:53,131 --> 00:05:54,132 we are having that fight! 264 00:05:54,132 --> 00:05:55,883 Wait, so we're... 265 00:05:55,883 --> 00:05:58,052 not gonna fight 266 00:05:58,052 --> 00:06:01,139 until after we're 267 00:05:58,052 --> 00:06:01,139 done having sex. 268 00:06:01,139 --> 00:06:03,265 Challenge accepted. 269 00:06:08,395 --> 00:06:09,772 Um, so... just, 270 00:06:08,395 --> 00:06:09,772 just to be clear, 271 00:06:09,772 --> 00:06:11,315 after we finish 272 00:06:09,772 --> 00:06:11,315 having sex, 273 00:06:11,315 --> 00:06:12,942 that's when we'll 274 00:06:11,315 --> 00:06:12,942 have our fight? 275 00:06:12,942 --> 00:06:13,985 That's right. 276 00:06:13,985 --> 00:06:16,112 Excuse me. 277 00:06:22,326 --> 00:06:24,453 Okay, Marshall. 278 00:06:24,453 --> 00:06:25,746 It's go time. 279 00:06:25,746 --> 00:06:27,790 You've had great nights 280 00:06:25,746 --> 00:06:27,790 of sex before, 281 00:06:27,790 --> 00:06:29,458 most of them with Lily, 282 00:06:29,458 --> 00:06:31,085 a few by yourself... 283 00:06:31,085 --> 00:06:32,837 and we'll always have that 284 00:06:32,837 --> 00:06:35,255 Unscrambled Spice Channel 285 00:06:32,837 --> 00:06:35,255 Glitch of '93... 286 00:06:35,255 --> 00:06:37,967 but this has got to be 287 00:06:35,255 --> 00:06:37,967 the performance of a lifetime. 288 00:06:37,967 --> 00:06:39,760 Jimi Hendrix at Monterey. 289 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:41,929 James Brown at the Apollo. 290 00:06:41,929 --> 00:06:44,056 Your law school funk band 291 00:06:41,929 --> 00:06:44,056 pretty much anywhere. 292 00:06:44,056 --> 00:06:45,933 So get out there 293 00:06:45,933 --> 00:06:49,269 and bang your wife for 294 00:06:45,933 --> 00:06:49,269 as long as you possibly can! 295 00:06:51,438 --> 00:06:54,650 Not a good sign that 296 00:06:51,438 --> 00:06:54,650 I'm already out of breath. 297 00:06:57,195 --> 00:07:00,031 So... Barney will answer 298 00:07:00,031 --> 00:07:03,075 any question we ask him 299 00:07:00,031 --> 00:07:03,075 with the truth? 300 00:07:03,075 --> 00:07:04,368 I think so. 301 00:07:04,368 --> 00:07:06,495 Honey... 302 00:07:06,495 --> 00:07:10,041 when that Bryan Adams song 303 00:07:06,495 --> 00:07:10,041 came on the radio, 304 00:07:10,041 --> 00:07:12,168 did two mosquitoes 305 00:07:10,041 --> 00:07:12,168 really fly into your eyes 306 00:07:12,168 --> 00:07:13,169 at the same time? 307 00:07:13,169 --> 00:07:14,753 No. 308 00:07:14,753 --> 00:07:16,881 I got all choked up 309 00:07:14,753 --> 00:07:16,881 thinking about how 310 00:07:16,881 --> 00:07:19,967 everything he does, 311 00:07:16,881 --> 00:07:19,967 he does it for her. 312 00:07:19,967 --> 00:07:21,426 Checks out. 313 00:07:21,426 --> 00:07:22,553 Okay, what next? 314 00:07:22,553 --> 00:07:23,804 I mean, it's... 315 00:07:23,804 --> 00:07:25,223 it's so hard to know 316 00:07:23,804 --> 00:07:25,223 where to begin. 317 00:07:25,223 --> 00:07:26,224 I mean, there are so many... 318 00:07:26,224 --> 00:07:27,683 What did you do to my mom? 319 00:07:28,726 --> 00:07:30,310 Well, that night, 320 00:07:30,310 --> 00:07:32,146 we were in my car... 321 00:07:32,146 --> 00:07:33,480 I was wrong! 322 00:07:32,146 --> 00:07:33,480 I can't handle this! 323 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,482 Uh, just tell me 324 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,482 in baseball terms. 325 00:07:35,482 --> 00:07:37,735 I got thrown out 326 00:07:35,482 --> 00:07:37,735 trying to stretch 327 00:07:37,735 --> 00:07:39,070 a single into a double. 328 00:07:42,656 --> 00:07:45,117 I can live with that. 329 00:07:45,117 --> 00:07:47,245 How about that time 330 00:07:45,117 --> 00:07:47,245 you walked into the bar 331 00:07:47,245 --> 00:07:49,121 wearing "Triple-X-Ray Goggles"? 332 00:07:50,873 --> 00:07:53,584 Well, hello, 333 00:07:50,873 --> 00:07:53,584 you two lovely ladies. 334 00:07:53,584 --> 00:07:54,710 What are you wearing? 335 00:07:54,710 --> 00:07:55,920 Oh, hey, Robin, 336 00:07:54,710 --> 00:07:55,920 didn't see you there. 337 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:59,048 Just Triple-X-Ray Goggles, 338 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:59,048 no big deal. 339 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:59,048 Oh... 340 00:07:59,048 --> 00:08:01,300 There is no way 341 00:07:59,048 --> 00:08:01,300 those things work. 342 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:03,052 I'm not even here. 343 00:08:03,052 --> 00:08:04,845 Just act natural. 344 00:08:08,224 --> 00:08:09,558 Right. 345 00:08:09,558 --> 00:08:11,894 'Cause that jacket's 346 00:08:09,558 --> 00:08:11,894 made of lead. 347 00:08:11,894 --> 00:08:14,188 Those things 348 00:08:11,894 --> 00:08:14,188 didn't work, did they? 349 00:08:14,188 --> 00:08:16,815 Absolutely. Lily's boobs 350 00:08:14,188 --> 00:08:16,815 always work for me. 351 00:08:16,815 --> 00:08:18,442 Oh, the goggles? 352 00:08:16,815 --> 00:08:18,442 No. 353 00:08:18,442 --> 00:08:20,861 Next question. 354 00:08:20,861 --> 00:08:24,031 You keep saying "ring bear" 355 00:08:24,031 --> 00:08:26,575 instead of ring bear-er. 356 00:08:27,618 --> 00:08:29,954 Will there or will there not 357 00:08:29,954 --> 00:08:31,956 be a bear at our wedding? 358 00:08:31,956 --> 00:08:34,541 The truth is... 359 00:08:34,541 --> 00:08:36,294 aggle flaggle klabble. 360 00:08:36,294 --> 00:08:38,087 Wumby flappy snurp... 361 00:08:38,087 --> 00:08:39,713 Oh, my God, he's dipped back 362 00:08:38,087 --> 00:08:39,713 down to Jabba drunk! 363 00:08:39,713 --> 00:08:40,798 Give him 364 00:08:39,713 --> 00:08:40,798 another drink! 365 00:08:40,798 --> 00:08:42,674 Come on. 366 00:08:42,674 --> 00:08:44,802 Oh, yeah, baby. 367 00:08:44,802 --> 00:08:46,637 I could go all night. 368 00:08:46,637 --> 00:08:48,973 I can't hold out much longer! 369 00:08:48,973 --> 00:08:51,391 What are the least arousing 370 00:08:48,973 --> 00:08:51,391 things I can think of? 371 00:09:19,670 --> 00:09:21,297 It's working! It's working! 372 00:09:21,297 --> 00:09:24,091 Uh-oh, it's working too well. 373 00:09:24,091 --> 00:09:27,386 Think sexy thoughts. 374 00:09:24,091 --> 00:09:27,386 Think sexy thoughts! 375 00:09:30,806 --> 00:09:32,266 Marshall, are 376 00:09:30,806 --> 00:09:32,266 you all right? 377 00:09:32,266 --> 00:09:33,433 You don't seem 378 00:09:32,266 --> 00:09:33,433 to be, um... 379 00:09:33,433 --> 00:09:36,645 Please, uh, 380 00:09:33,433 --> 00:09:36,645 excuse Medium-Sized Fudge. 381 00:09:38,022 --> 00:09:40,440 6 and 3/64 inches. 382 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:41,817 Yeah, he's back 383 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:41,817 to telling the truth. 384 00:09:41,817 --> 00:09:43,068 Okay, Barney, 385 00:09:43,068 --> 00:09:44,862 how are you always able 386 00:09:43,068 --> 00:09:44,862 to do that magic trick 387 00:09:44,862 --> 00:09:46,446 where you make doves appear? 388 00:09:46,446 --> 00:09:49,658 Special dehydrated birds 389 00:09:46,446 --> 00:09:49,658 I get in Chinatown. 390 00:09:52,536 --> 00:09:54,079 I knew it! 391 00:09:54,079 --> 00:09:56,374 Okay. Okay. 392 00:09:56,374 --> 00:09:58,750 Will there or will there not 393 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:01,170 be a bear at our wedding? 394 00:10:01,170 --> 00:10:02,671 The truth is... 395 00:10:02,671 --> 00:10:05,049 Barney... 396 00:10:02,671 --> 00:10:05,049 Oh, come on! 397 00:10:05,049 --> 00:10:06,384 I know that you always say 398 00:10:06,384 --> 00:10:07,843 that you don't 399 00:10:06,384 --> 00:10:07,843 need any kind of 400 00:10:07,843 --> 00:10:10,221 "help" in bed, 401 00:10:07,843 --> 00:10:10,221 but if you, um... 402 00:10:10,221 --> 00:10:11,930 I always keep 403 00:10:10,221 --> 00:10:11,930 these on hand. 404 00:10:11,930 --> 00:10:13,265 But be careful. 405 00:10:13,265 --> 00:10:15,767 When you go off, there's 406 00:10:13,265 --> 00:10:15,767 a kickback like a cannon. 407 00:10:15,767 --> 00:10:17,602 Thank you. 408 00:10:19,355 --> 00:10:21,732 How much a year 409 00:10:19,355 --> 00:10:21,732 do you spend on suits? 410 00:10:21,732 --> 00:10:24,443 Kids, I won't bother you 411 00:10:21,732 --> 00:10:24,443 with the number, 412 00:10:24,443 --> 00:10:26,528 but it was a crapload. 413 00:10:26,528 --> 00:10:28,364 Around one crapload. 414 00:10:28,364 --> 00:10:29,656 That much? 415 00:10:29,656 --> 00:10:31,283 Well... aren't you concerned 416 00:10:29,656 --> 00:10:31,283 about your future? 417 00:10:31,283 --> 00:10:32,451 Nope. 418 00:10:32,451 --> 00:10:34,370 Especially since Robin 419 00:10:32,451 --> 00:10:34,370 is massively wealthy. 420 00:10:34,370 --> 00:10:35,787 Barney! 421 00:10:34,370 --> 00:10:35,787 What? 422 00:10:35,787 --> 00:10:36,955 You're rich? 423 00:10:36,955 --> 00:10:37,998 L-Like how rich? 424 00:10:37,998 --> 00:10:39,333 It's my family's money, 425 00:10:37,998 --> 00:10:39,333 not mine. 426 00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:40,459 I-I don't really know how much. 427 00:10:40,459 --> 00:10:41,793 How much is her family worth? 428 00:10:41,793 --> 00:10:43,421 6,000 craploads. 429 00:10:43,421 --> 00:10:44,755 Canadian craploads. 430 00:10:44,755 --> 00:10:46,090 That much? 431 00:10:46,090 --> 00:10:47,091 But when we dated, 432 00:10:47,091 --> 00:10:48,384 I paid for everything. 433 00:10:48,384 --> 00:10:50,052 You didn't pay for everything. 434 00:10:50,052 --> 00:10:51,053 He paid for everything. 435 00:10:51,053 --> 00:10:52,888 I pick up our bar tab 436 00:10:51,053 --> 00:10:52,888 all the time. 437 00:10:52,888 --> 00:10:54,556 Three times 438 00:10:52,888 --> 00:10:54,556 in the last nine years. 439 00:10:54,556 --> 00:10:56,767 I took you out to tons 440 00:10:54,556 --> 00:10:56,767 of four-star restaurants. 441 00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:57,851 Two-star restaurants. 442 00:10:57,851 --> 00:10:59,603 Figuring, on average, 443 00:10:57,851 --> 00:10:59,603 two meals out a week 444 00:10:59,603 --> 00:11:01,105 plus 20% tip... 445 00:11:01,105 --> 00:11:02,398 12 and a half percent tip. 446 00:11:02,398 --> 00:11:04,649 Do you know 447 00:11:02,398 --> 00:11:04,649 how much money you cost me? 448 00:11:04,649 --> 00:11:05,984 What am I? 449 00:11:04,649 --> 00:11:05,984 A prostitute? 450 00:11:05,984 --> 00:11:07,403 You are not a prostitute. 451 00:11:07,403 --> 00:11:09,571 No, a prostitute 452 00:11:07,403 --> 00:11:09,571 would've been cheaper. 453 00:11:09,571 --> 00:11:11,531 Depends on the prostitute. 454 00:11:11,531 --> 00:11:13,658 Wait, hold on, Ted. 455 00:11:11,531 --> 00:11:13,658 What are we doing? 456 00:11:13,658 --> 00:11:15,077 You're arguing 457 00:11:13,658 --> 00:11:15,077 about Robin's wealth 458 00:11:15,077 --> 00:11:17,579 when you really should be asking 459 00:11:15,077 --> 00:11:17,579 me embarrassing questions. 460 00:11:17,579 --> 00:11:19,123 He's right. 461 00:11:19,123 --> 00:11:20,082 Let's do this. 462 00:11:20,082 --> 00:11:21,459 And so we did it. 463 00:11:21,459 --> 00:11:23,127 We asked Barney 464 00:11:21,459 --> 00:11:23,127 all the questions 465 00:11:23,127 --> 00:11:24,211 we'd always wanted to. 466 00:11:24,211 --> 00:11:26,922 In one night? Four. 467 00:11:26,922 --> 00:11:29,508 In one family? Three. 468 00:11:29,508 --> 00:11:32,886 Yes, but not while she 469 00:11:29,508 --> 00:11:32,886 was secretary of state. 470 00:11:32,886 --> 00:11:36,556 Yes, but not while she was 471 00:11:32,886 --> 00:11:36,556 secretary of state. 472 00:11:36,556 --> 00:11:37,933 Just once. 473 00:11:37,933 --> 00:11:40,978 With a French male model Henri. 474 00:11:40,978 --> 00:11:42,271 It was late. 475 00:11:42,271 --> 00:11:44,148 We were the last two people 476 00:11:42,271 --> 00:11:44,148 in the club. 477 00:11:44,148 --> 00:11:46,566 I was lonely and I figured, 478 00:11:44,148 --> 00:11:46,566 why not try it? 479 00:11:47,901 --> 00:11:50,612 That was the only time 480 00:11:47,901 --> 00:11:50,612 I ever split a cab. 481 00:11:50,612 --> 00:11:53,449 Yes, but not the M.I.T. 482 00:11:50,612 --> 00:11:53,449 you're thinking of. 483 00:11:53,449 --> 00:11:56,327 The Magician's Institute 484 00:11:53,449 --> 00:11:56,327 of Teaneck. 485 00:11:56,327 --> 00:12:00,122 I've had sex 486 00:11:56,327 --> 00:12:00,122 in Ted's bed 14 times. 487 00:12:00,122 --> 00:12:03,625 I asked if you wear 488 00:12:00,122 --> 00:12:03,625 shoulder pads. 489 00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:06,170 I think I've just got 490 00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:06,170 one question left. 491 00:12:06,170 --> 00:12:07,712 And it's a biggie. 492 00:12:08,630 --> 00:12:10,882 Barney Stinson... 493 00:12:10,882 --> 00:12:13,051 what do you do for a living? 494 00:12:15,971 --> 00:12:17,055 You did it. 495 00:12:17,055 --> 00:12:19,850 You banged your wife to sleep. 496 00:12:19,850 --> 00:12:21,977 Nice job... 497 00:12:23,812 --> 00:12:26,315 Still-Big Fudge. 498 00:12:29,026 --> 00:12:31,153 I wuv you, Mommy. 499 00:12:31,153 --> 00:12:32,279 Unpause. 500 00:12:38,494 --> 00:12:40,496 Kids, in all the time 501 00:12:38,494 --> 00:12:40,496 we knew Barney, 502 00:12:40,496 --> 00:12:43,081 there was one question he would 503 00:12:40,496 --> 00:12:43,081 always answer the same way. 504 00:12:43,081 --> 00:12:44,833 Seriously, what is it 505 00:12:43,081 --> 00:12:44,833 that you do? 506 00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:46,210 Please. 507 00:12:46,210 --> 00:12:47,211 Okay, seriously. 508 00:12:47,211 --> 00:12:48,879 What do you do for a living? 509 00:12:48,879 --> 00:12:50,422 Please. 510 00:12:50,422 --> 00:12:52,757 Are you finally gonna tell me 511 00:12:50,422 --> 00:12:52,757 exactly what your job is? 512 00:12:52,757 --> 00:12:54,343 Please. 513 00:12:54,343 --> 00:12:57,179 So, naturally, this was 514 00:12:54,343 --> 00:12:57,179 a pretty big moment for us. 515 00:12:57,179 --> 00:13:01,099 Well, what do you do 516 00:12:57,179 --> 00:13:01,099 for a living? 517 00:13:04,644 --> 00:13:06,438 Please. 518 00:13:06,438 --> 00:13:07,772 God, he's not telling us. 519 00:13:07,772 --> 00:13:08,773 More booze. 520 00:13:08,773 --> 00:13:11,193 Not so fast, princess. 521 00:13:11,193 --> 00:13:12,986 I guess subtle clues 522 00:13:11,193 --> 00:13:12,986 and the bar tab 523 00:13:12,986 --> 00:13:15,030 are two things 524 00:13:12,986 --> 00:13:15,030 you just don't pick up. 525 00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:16,198 Because... 526 00:13:16,198 --> 00:13:18,658 I think he is telling us. 527 00:13:18,658 --> 00:13:20,869 Tell us more about this job. 528 00:13:21,828 --> 00:13:23,080 Well, as you know, 529 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,706 back in my hippie days, 530 00:13:24,706 --> 00:13:26,625 a businessman came 531 00:13:24,706 --> 00:13:26,625 into my coffee shop, 532 00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:28,502 told me money was 533 00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:28,502 all that mattered, 534 00:13:28,502 --> 00:13:29,920 and stole my girlfriend. 535 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:33,465 That's when I decided 536 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:33,465 to become awesome. 537 00:13:33,465 --> 00:13:36,927 But I had no idea how to break 538 00:13:33,465 --> 00:13:36,927 into the corporate world. 539 00:13:36,927 --> 00:13:38,470 So, hoping he wouldn't 540 00:13:36,927 --> 00:13:38,470 recognize me, 541 00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:40,180 I went to the one person 542 00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:40,180 from whom 543 00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:42,807 I knew I could learn 544 00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:42,807 everything. 545 00:13:42,807 --> 00:13:44,184 Do we know each other, bro? 546 00:13:44,184 --> 00:13:47,854 We're all connected 547 00:13:44,184 --> 00:13:47,854 in Gaia's great tapestry of... 548 00:13:47,854 --> 00:13:49,940 No. 549 00:13:49,940 --> 00:13:51,316 We don't. 550 00:13:51,316 --> 00:13:53,068 Bro. 551 00:13:54,445 --> 00:13:55,779 Wow, you went to M.I.T. 552 00:13:55,779 --> 00:13:56,863 Pretty impressive. 553 00:13:56,863 --> 00:13:59,824 I did get a perfect score 554 00:13:56,863 --> 00:13:59,824 on the A.C.T.'s. 555 00:13:59,824 --> 00:14:02,827 Advanced Card Tricks. 556 00:14:02,827 --> 00:14:03,995 Well, look, buddy. 557 00:14:03,995 --> 00:14:05,456 You got a sweet résumé. 558 00:14:05,456 --> 00:14:07,541 But we don't have any openings 559 00:14:05,456 --> 00:14:07,541 you're qualified for. 560 00:14:07,541 --> 00:14:10,252 They set me up! 561 00:14:07,541 --> 00:14:10,252 It was a trap! It's a trap! 562 00:14:12,212 --> 00:14:14,923 We have one opening 563 00:14:12,212 --> 00:14:14,923 you'd be perfect for. 564 00:14:14,923 --> 00:14:17,008 Great. What do I do? 565 00:14:17,008 --> 00:14:19,010 Please. 566 00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:21,221 "Provide Legal Exculpation 567 00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:21,221 And Sign Everything." 568 00:14:21,221 --> 00:14:22,640 Just show up every day, 569 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,391 scribble your name on 570 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,391 a bunch of documents, 571 00:14:24,391 --> 00:14:26,393 and we'll pay you 572 00:14:24,391 --> 00:14:26,393 16 craploads a year. 573 00:14:27,603 --> 00:14:28,728 Deets are in the contract. 574 00:14:28,728 --> 00:14:29,938 I'll give you time 575 00:14:28,728 --> 00:14:29,938 to think about it. 576 00:14:31,649 --> 00:14:32,816 I'll take it. 577 00:14:32,816 --> 00:14:34,192 Hold on. 578 00:14:34,192 --> 00:14:35,819 Did you even read this 579 00:14:34,192 --> 00:14:35,819 before signing it? 580 00:14:35,819 --> 00:14:36,736 No. 581 00:14:36,736 --> 00:14:38,113 You're hired. 582 00:14:40,699 --> 00:14:41,700 We'll work on that. 583 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:42,993 Wait. 584 00:14:42,993 --> 00:14:44,119 That's your job? 585 00:14:44,119 --> 00:14:46,288 You sign sketchy, 586 00:14:44,119 --> 00:14:46,288 legally binding documents 587 00:14:46,288 --> 00:14:48,499 that could implicate you 588 00:14:46,288 --> 00:14:48,499 for God knows what? 589 00:14:48,499 --> 00:14:50,584 Best job ever, right? 590 00:14:51,835 --> 00:14:53,837 No more pausing. 591 00:14:53,837 --> 00:14:55,589 We're getting 592 00:14:53,837 --> 00:14:55,589 through this argument. 593 00:14:55,589 --> 00:14:57,466 Okay. 594 00:14:57,466 --> 00:14:59,468 No potshots at my mom. 595 00:14:59,468 --> 00:15:01,219 Fine, no distracting me 596 00:14:59,468 --> 00:15:01,219 with your calves. 597 00:15:01,219 --> 00:15:03,388 Fine. 598 00:15:07,058 --> 00:15:09,520 I love you, Lilypad. 599 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,146 I love you, Marshmallow. 600 00:15:11,146 --> 00:15:13,064 Now... 601 00:15:14,816 --> 00:15:17,986 how could you take 602 00:15:14,816 --> 00:15:17,986 that job without telling me? 603 00:15:17,986 --> 00:15:20,405 Baby, I'm sorry, but they needed 604 00:15:17,986 --> 00:15:20,405 an answer right away. 605 00:15:20,405 --> 00:15:21,490 This is a huge opportunity, 606 00:15:21,490 --> 00:15:23,200 it could be very good 607 00:15:21,490 --> 00:15:23,200 for our family, 608 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,160 and we have to 609 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,160 at least talk about it. 610 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,912 Sorry, you lost your chance 611 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,912 to talk about it 612 00:15:27,912 --> 00:15:29,956 when you didn't talk about it. 613 00:15:30,708 --> 00:15:32,292 We're going to Italy. 614 00:15:32,292 --> 00:15:33,752 But I could be a judge. 615 00:15:33,752 --> 00:15:36,880 We can't give that up for 616 00:15:33,752 --> 00:15:36,880 what is clearly just a hobby. 617 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,089 Pause. 618 00:15:38,089 --> 00:15:39,383 No pause. 619 00:15:39,383 --> 00:15:41,301 That "hobby" is my dream. 620 00:15:41,301 --> 00:15:42,969 We're going to Italy. 621 00:15:42,969 --> 00:15:44,095 But it's my dream to... 622 00:15:44,095 --> 00:15:45,389 We are going to Italy! 623 00:15:45,389 --> 00:15:46,724 Baby, can you just...? 624 00:15:46,724 --> 00:15:48,350 We are going to Italy! 625 00:15:48,350 --> 00:15:49,560 Don't you get it? 626 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,729 You went behind my back. 627 00:15:51,729 --> 00:15:53,480 You hurt me. 628 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:57,442 You were more selfish 629 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:57,442 than I have ever been to you. 630 00:15:57,442 --> 00:16:02,239 You broke up with me 631 00:15:57,442 --> 00:16:02,239 and moved to San Francisco. 632 00:16:03,365 --> 00:16:05,200 Barney! 633 00:16:03,365 --> 00:16:05,200 You're being stupid. 634 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,703 The-the-the company is 635 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,703 setting you up as their fall guy 636 00:16:07,703 --> 00:16:10,330 for all of their 637 00:16:07,703 --> 00:16:10,330 illegal activities. 638 00:16:10,330 --> 00:16:13,124 No, you guys are being stupid. 639 00:16:13,124 --> 00:16:14,668 Especially Ted. 640 00:16:14,668 --> 00:16:16,211 What? I didn't say anything. 641 00:16:16,211 --> 00:16:20,090 And then, kids, Barney revealed 642 00:16:16,211 --> 00:16:20,090 to us his master plan. 643 00:16:20,090 --> 00:16:22,593 It all went down a few months 644 00:16:20,090 --> 00:16:22,593 after the wedding. 645 00:16:22,593 --> 00:16:24,469 Hey, Greg? 646 00:16:24,469 --> 00:16:25,845 I know you're busy, 647 00:16:25,845 --> 00:16:27,931 but FYI, I've been colluding 648 00:16:25,845 --> 00:16:27,931 with the Feds. 649 00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:29,182 They know everything. 650 00:16:29,182 --> 00:16:30,726 And they're 651 00:16:29,182 --> 00:16:30,726 on their way up right now 652 00:16:30,726 --> 00:16:32,436 to shut down this division 653 00:16:30,726 --> 00:16:32,436 and arrest you. 654 00:16:32,436 --> 00:16:33,771 Door closed or...? 655 00:16:33,771 --> 00:16:35,105 What? 656 00:16:35,105 --> 00:16:36,481 Why would you do that? 657 00:16:36,481 --> 00:16:39,109 Oh, gosh, 658 00:16:36,481 --> 00:16:39,109 countless moral reasons... 659 00:16:39,109 --> 00:16:40,444 could have applied, 660 00:16:40,444 --> 00:16:44,239 but this is pretty much revenge 661 00:16:40,444 --> 00:16:44,239 for stealing my girlfriend. 662 00:16:44,239 --> 00:16:45,824 See? That day, I vowed 663 00:16:45,824 --> 00:16:48,410 I would do everything 664 00:16:45,824 --> 00:16:48,410 in my power to track you down, 665 00:16:48,410 --> 00:16:50,120 gain your trust, 666 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,872 and then destroy you. 667 00:16:52,872 --> 00:16:54,124 Who are you? 668 00:16:54,124 --> 00:16:55,208 Who am I? 669 00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:56,585 Just a guy 670 00:16:56,585 --> 00:16:58,420 who served you coffee once. 671 00:16:58,420 --> 00:16:59,630 Peace out, loser. 672 00:17:01,423 --> 00:17:03,133 You son of a bitch! 673 00:17:03,133 --> 00:17:05,885 I will destroy you! 674 00:17:03,133 --> 00:17:05,885 Get your hands off of me. 675 00:17:11,349 --> 00:17:12,851 Why are you 676 00:17:12,851 --> 00:17:14,478 bringing up San Francisco? 677 00:17:14,478 --> 00:17:16,396 That was seven years ago. 678 00:17:16,396 --> 00:17:20,734 Because you are being 679 00:17:16,396 --> 00:17:20,734 selfish all over again. 680 00:17:20,734 --> 00:17:25,196 Marshall, I apologized 681 00:17:20,734 --> 00:17:25,196 over and over again. 682 00:17:25,196 --> 00:17:27,991 Now you're saying you 683 00:17:25,196 --> 00:17:27,991 never have forgiven me? 684 00:17:27,991 --> 00:17:29,075 There is 685 00:17:29,075 --> 00:17:32,036 nothing more important to me 686 00:17:29,075 --> 00:17:32,036 than our family. 687 00:17:32,036 --> 00:17:33,330 You know that. 688 00:17:33,330 --> 00:17:34,539 Well, let me ask. 689 00:17:34,539 --> 00:17:37,000 What if you had found 690 00:17:34,539 --> 00:17:37,000 success in San Francisco? 691 00:17:37,835 --> 00:17:39,294 How do I know that you even 692 00:17:39,294 --> 00:17:40,504 would've come back to me? 693 00:17:40,504 --> 00:17:42,255 Stop it. 694 00:17:42,255 --> 00:17:43,757 Are Marvin and I 695 00:17:43,757 --> 00:17:46,384 and any other future children 696 00:17:43,757 --> 00:17:46,384 we may have 697 00:17:46,384 --> 00:17:49,012 just some consolation prize? 698 00:17:49,012 --> 00:17:51,097 I have to get out of here. 699 00:17:53,433 --> 00:17:54,434 Babe? 700 00:17:56,687 --> 00:17:57,855 So, Barney, 701 00:17:57,855 --> 00:17:59,439 I still haven't 702 00:17:57,855 --> 00:17:59,439 heard you pronounce 703 00:17:59,439 --> 00:18:00,816 that last syllable. 704 00:18:01,692 --> 00:18:05,028 At our wedding, will there be 705 00:18:05,028 --> 00:18:07,531 a ring bear-er? 706 00:18:09,032 --> 00:18:11,618 The truth is... 707 00:18:11,618 --> 00:18:14,705 yes, there will be 708 00:18:11,618 --> 00:18:14,705 a ring bear-er. 709 00:18:14,705 --> 00:18:16,665 His name is Trevor Hudson, 710 00:18:16,665 --> 00:18:18,792 I worked with his mother, 711 00:18:16,665 --> 00:18:18,792 and he's adorable. 712 00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:21,586 I want our wedding 713 00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:21,586 to be perfect, Robin. 714 00:18:21,586 --> 00:18:23,380 Me, too. 715 00:18:24,381 --> 00:18:25,382 Okay, I'm gonna go upstairs. 716 00:18:25,382 --> 00:18:26,550 He's okay to crash 717 00:18:25,382 --> 00:18:26,550 with you, right? 718 00:18:26,550 --> 00:18:28,719 Yup, we'll see you 719 00:18:26,550 --> 00:18:28,719 in the morning. 720 00:18:28,719 --> 00:18:30,345 Hmm. 721 00:18:30,345 --> 00:18:31,555 I love you. 722 00:18:31,555 --> 00:18:33,306 I love you, too. 723 00:18:37,227 --> 00:18:40,021 Okay, I got one last question 724 00:18:37,227 --> 00:18:40,021 for you. 725 00:18:40,021 --> 00:18:42,190 And I can't believe 726 00:18:40,021 --> 00:18:42,190 I haven't asked it yet. 727 00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:44,818 Dude, you're getting 728 00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:44,818 married tomorrow. 729 00:18:46,069 --> 00:18:47,987 How are you doing? 730 00:18:46,069 --> 00:18:47,987 Good. 731 00:18:47,987 --> 00:18:50,532 I mean, I'm a little nervous, 732 00:18:50,532 --> 00:18:54,285 but I love Robin more than 733 00:18:50,532 --> 00:18:54,285 I've ever loved anyone, 734 00:18:54,285 --> 00:18:56,955 and I'm gonna do everything 735 00:18:54,285 --> 00:18:56,955 I can to make her happy. 736 00:18:56,955 --> 00:18:58,498 For a long time, 737 00:18:58,498 --> 00:19:00,667 deep down, 738 00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:02,836 I've felt sort of... 739 00:19:02,836 --> 00:19:04,128 broken? 740 00:19:04,128 --> 00:19:05,589 But... 741 00:19:05,589 --> 00:19:08,132 I don't feel that way anymore. 742 00:19:08,132 --> 00:19:10,343 Robin, along with the idea 743 00:19:10,343 --> 00:19:13,137 that vengeance 744 00:19:10,343 --> 00:19:13,137 will soon be mine, 745 00:19:13,137 --> 00:19:16,934 has made me 100% awesome. 746 00:19:16,934 --> 00:19:18,268 I'm proud of you, buddy. 747 00:19:18,268 --> 00:19:21,271 Globan froban. 748 00:19:21,271 --> 00:19:22,272 Ho, ho, ho. 749 00:19:22,272 --> 00:19:23,273 Okay. 750 00:19:23,273 --> 00:19:24,524 Come on, Jabba. 751 00:19:24,524 --> 00:19:25,442 Big day tomorrow. 752 00:19:25,442 --> 00:19:27,652 Tab for the night? 753 00:19:27,652 --> 00:19:29,195 Just so you know, 754 00:19:29,195 --> 00:19:32,783 those last few rounds of 35-year 755 00:19:29,195 --> 00:19:32,783 Glen McKenna were not cheap. 756 00:19:32,783 --> 00:19:33,825 Whoa. 757 00:19:33,825 --> 00:19:36,160 Um... you know what? 758 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,537 Charge them to the bride's room. 759 00:19:37,537 --> 00:19:38,663 Thank you. 760 00:19:38,663 --> 00:19:39,706 Come on. 761 00:19:39,706 --> 00:19:41,583 Let's go. We got you. 762 00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:44,377 Kids, it's your 763 00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:44,377 grandmother's favorite rule. 764 00:19:44,377 --> 00:19:46,671 Nothing good happens 765 00:19:44,377 --> 00:19:46,671 after 2:00 a.m. 766 00:19:46,671 --> 00:19:49,925 Hi. I-I know it's late, 767 00:19:46,671 --> 00:19:49,925 but I've got to get out of here. 768 00:19:49,925 --> 00:19:52,970 Marshall and I 769 00:19:49,925 --> 00:19:52,970 just had a huge fight. 770 00:19:52,970 --> 00:19:55,221 You will? 771 00:19:55,221 --> 00:19:57,933 Oh, my God, thank you. 772 00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:13,949 You good, yeah? 773 00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:13,949 Yeah. 774 00:20:13,949 --> 00:20:16,409 Okay. 775 00:20:16,409 --> 00:20:17,410 Okay. 776 00:20:17,410 --> 00:20:18,495 Everything is fine. 777 00:20:18,495 --> 00:20:19,579 Okay? Just don't freak out. 778 00:20:19,579 --> 00:20:20,580 I'm not freaking out. 779 00:20:20,580 --> 00:20:21,665 I was talking to myself. 780 00:20:21,665 --> 00:20:23,207 Do you have the baby? 781 00:20:23,207 --> 00:20:24,501 The elevator! 782 00:20:23,207 --> 00:20:24,501 What? 783 00:20:24,501 --> 00:20:26,169 Marshall and Lily are right. 784 00:20:24,501 --> 00:20:26,169 It never gets old. 785 00:20:26,169 --> 00:20:27,671 Unless you're crowning. 786 00:20:27,671 --> 00:20:29,547 So proud of you. 787 00:20:27,671 --> 00:20:29,547 Thank you. 788 00:20:29,547 --> 00:20:31,174 Penny is so proud of you. 789 00:20:31,174 --> 00:20:32,801 Let's go get you a brother. 790 00:20:32,801 --> 00:20:34,385 Okay? 791 00:20:32,801 --> 00:20:34,385 Hmm? 792 00:20:34,385 --> 00:20:35,386 You want a brother? 793 00:20:34,385 --> 00:20:35,386 All right? 794 00:20:35,386 --> 00:20:37,514 I love you. 795 00:20:35,386 --> 00:20:37,514 I love you, too. 796 00:20:37,514 --> 00:20:38,515 You're gonna be great. 797 00:20:38,515 --> 00:20:40,017 Yeah, okay. 798 00:20:38,515 --> 00:20:40,017 Okay. 799 00:20:40,017 --> 00:20:41,559 Nothing good happens 800 00:20:40,017 --> 00:20:41,559 after 2:00 a.m. 801 00:20:41,559 --> 00:20:42,894 It's a good rule. 802 00:20:42,894 --> 00:20:45,104 But every rule 803 00:20:42,894 --> 00:20:45,104 has an exception. 804 00:20:45,104 --> 00:20:47,858 And for us, 805 00:20:45,104 --> 00:20:47,858 that exception was you, Luke. 806 00:20:47,858 --> 00:20:49,734 We're having a baby! 807 00:20:58,368 --> 00:21:00,161 Come on, Trevor Hudson. 808 00:21:00,161 --> 00:21:03,289 It's feeding time.