1 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:11,062 Thank you for 2 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:11,062 bringing me here. 3 00:00:11,187 --> 00:00:13,189 I am so glad we made it. 4 00:00:11,187 --> 00:00:13,189 That snowstorm 5 00:00:13,313 --> 00:00:14,439 was getting really bad. 6 00:00:14,565 --> 00:00:16,108 Wait, you think 7 00:00:14,565 --> 00:00:16,108 this is a snowstorm? 8 00:00:16,234 --> 00:00:18,569 This is nothing. 9 00:00:16,234 --> 00:00:18,569 I'll tell you about a snowstorm. 10 00:00:18,694 --> 00:00:21,405 It was winter break, 11 00:00:18,694 --> 00:00:21,405 freshman year of college... 12 00:00:21,530 --> 00:00:23,115 Marshall and I were 13 00:00:21,530 --> 00:00:23,115 roommates, but we weren't 14 00:00:23,241 --> 00:00:24,950 really good friends yet. 15 00:00:23,241 --> 00:00:24,950 Wait, stop. 16 00:00:25,076 --> 00:00:26,410 You've told me this one before. 17 00:00:26,535 --> 00:00:27,536 I have? When? 18 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:29,788 Uh, let's see. It was... 19 00:00:29,914 --> 00:00:30,873 all the time. 20 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:33,167 Really? 21 00:00:33,292 --> 00:00:34,919 You and Marshall 22 00:00:33,292 --> 00:00:34,919 drove back to school... 23 00:00:35,044 --> 00:00:36,628 "500 Miles" played on a loop. 24 00:00:36,754 --> 00:00:38,172 You took a back road, 25 00:00:36,754 --> 00:00:38,172 ran out of gas, 26 00:00:38,297 --> 00:00:40,549 got stuck in a snowstorm, 27 00:00:38,297 --> 00:00:40,549 spooned to stay warm... 28 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:42,009 at least that's your story... 29 00:00:42,134 --> 00:00:44,011 and at the end of it, 30 00:00:42,134 --> 00:00:44,011 you were best friends. 31 00:00:44,136 --> 00:00:47,139 Okay. Okay, that's fine, 32 00:00:44,136 --> 00:00:47,139 because guess what. 33 00:00:47,265 --> 00:00:48,849 That wasn't even 34 00:00:47,265 --> 00:00:48,849 the worst snowstorm ever. 35 00:00:48,974 --> 00:00:50,059 It was 2008... 36 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:52,270 Barney and I... 37 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:52,270 Took over the bar, 38 00:00:52,394 --> 00:00:53,896 met the Arizona Tech 39 00:00:52,394 --> 00:00:53,896 marching band... "Go Hens!"... 40 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:55,480 and they played 41 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:55,480 "Auld Lang Syne" when Marshall 42 00:00:55,606 --> 00:00:56,982 picked up Lily at the airport. 43 00:00:57,108 --> 00:00:59,777 Okay. Have I told you about 44 00:00:57,108 --> 00:00:59,777 the time that Marshall... 45 00:00:59,902 --> 00:01:02,404 Tried to put Christmas lights 46 00:00:59,902 --> 00:01:02,404 on Lily's grandparents' house 47 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:04,323 and the little ragamuffin from 48 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:04,323 next door left him stranded 49 00:01:04,448 --> 00:01:05,616 on the roof? 50 00:01:05,741 --> 00:01:07,034 Did Lily tell you that one? 51 00:01:07,159 --> 00:01:08,493 Yeah. 52 00:01:08,619 --> 00:01:10,288 Lily used the word "ragamuffin." 53 00:01:13,916 --> 00:01:15,126 So I've told you 54 00:01:13,916 --> 00:01:15,126 all my stories. 55 00:01:15,251 --> 00:01:17,295 I'm afraid so. 56 00:01:15,251 --> 00:01:17,295 But luckily, 57 00:01:17,419 --> 00:01:20,172 I have plenty of stories 58 00:01:17,419 --> 00:01:20,172 that you don't know yet. 59 00:01:20,298 --> 00:01:22,341 Like the one where my 60 00:01:20,298 --> 00:01:22,341 college roommates and I 61 00:01:22,466 --> 00:01:23,717 went to this male strip club... 62 00:01:23,842 --> 00:01:25,552 And your friend Dongnose 63 00:01:23,842 --> 00:01:25,552 got smacked on the nose 64 00:01:25,677 --> 00:01:26,678 with a dong? 65 00:01:26,804 --> 00:01:30,474 - I know that one. 66 00:01:26,804 --> 00:01:30,474 - Okay. 67 00:01:30,599 --> 00:01:32,517 What about the story 68 00:01:30,599 --> 00:01:32,517 that explains how... 69 00:01:32,643 --> 00:01:34,519 Dongnose got her 70 00:01:32,643 --> 00:01:34,519 nickname "Dongnose" 71 00:01:34,645 --> 00:01:36,730 and that it had nothing to do 72 00:01:34,645 --> 00:01:36,730 with the dong-smacking incident? 73 00:01:36,855 --> 00:01:38,357 Heard it, loved it, 74 00:01:38,482 --> 00:01:41,068 called it the greatest 75 00:01:38,482 --> 00:01:41,068 coincidence of the 21st century. 76 00:01:41,193 --> 00:01:43,154 Wow. 77 00:01:43,279 --> 00:01:46,240 You know every one 78 00:01:43,279 --> 00:01:46,240 of my stories. 79 00:01:46,365 --> 00:01:49,243 And you know every one of mine. 80 00:01:49,368 --> 00:01:51,495 I guess it's official. 81 00:01:51,620 --> 00:01:53,914 We're an old married couple. 82 00:01:55,499 --> 00:01:57,793 - Nice! 83 00:01:55,499 --> 00:01:57,793 - We did it! 84 00:02:11,974 --> 00:02:13,767 Well, well, if it 85 00:02:11,974 --> 00:02:13,767 isn't the Mosbys. 86 00:02:13,892 --> 00:02:15,186 - Hi. 87 00:02:13,892 --> 00:02:15,186 - Hi. 88 00:02:15,311 --> 00:02:17,980 Here for a romantic weekend 89 00:02:15,311 --> 00:02:17,980 away from the kids. 90 00:02:18,105 --> 00:02:20,565 It's a good thing there's no 91 00:02:18,105 --> 00:02:20,565 guests on either side of you, 92 00:02:20,691 --> 00:02:22,693 'cause those bedsprings 93 00:02:20,691 --> 00:02:22,693 are gonna squeak like mice 94 00:02:22,818 --> 00:02:25,029 in a cheese factory. 95 00:02:22,818 --> 00:02:25,029 Am I right? 96 00:02:25,154 --> 00:02:27,239 Just don't break any 97 00:02:25,154 --> 00:02:27,239 of the lamps like your friends 98 00:02:27,365 --> 00:02:29,367 Barney and Robin, okay? 99 00:02:27,365 --> 00:02:29,367 That's not how the lamp broke. 100 00:02:29,491 --> 00:02:31,451 Of course not. All right, 101 00:02:29,491 --> 00:02:31,451 you have fun, you two. 102 00:02:32,995 --> 00:02:35,497 Uh, what lamp is this? 103 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:37,875 The lamp Robin broke 104 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:37,875 the day of the wedding. 105 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,835 Oh, my God. 106 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,545 You don't know this one. 107 00:02:41,670 --> 00:02:42,671 Oh... man. 108 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,464 This is a good one. 109 00:02:44,589 --> 00:02:46,133 I mean, it's got everything. 110 00:02:46,258 --> 00:02:48,427 Intrigue, betrayal, lamps. 111 00:02:48,552 --> 00:02:51,555 - It is a ripping yarn, 112 00:02:48,552 --> 00:02:51,555 so buckle your seatbelt. 113 00:02:48,552 --> 00:02:51,555 - Just 114 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,182 - tell the story. 115 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,182 - Okay. 116 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:56,060 Here goes. 117 00:02:56,185 --> 00:02:57,728 Robin broke a lamp. 118 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:02,524 Okay, this has to stop. 119 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:04,860 Come on, we're 120 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:04,860 just having fun. 121 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:07,571 It has been 122 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:07,571 a long weekend. 123 00:03:07,696 --> 00:03:08,947 This is how I relax. 124 00:03:09,073 --> 00:03:10,741 Really? 125 00:03:10,866 --> 00:03:12,492 This 126 00:03:10,866 --> 00:03:12,492 is how you relax? 127 00:03:12,617 --> 00:03:15,287 By not getting a single shot 128 00:03:12,617 --> 00:03:15,287 past me the entire morning? 129 00:03:15,413 --> 00:03:17,831 You suck, Scherbatsky, 130 00:03:15,413 --> 00:03:17,831 you shoot like my grandma. 131 00:03:17,956 --> 00:03:20,584 Okay, Scherbatsky, 132 00:03:17,956 --> 00:03:20,584 you just poked the dragon. 133 00:03:20,709 --> 00:03:21,919 Here comes the bride. 134 00:03:22,044 --> 00:03:23,879 Whoa, whoa, whoa, 135 00:03:22,044 --> 00:03:23,879 okay, okay. How about 136 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,423 we switch to an activity that's 137 00:03:25,547 --> 00:03:27,674 more suited to somebody who's, 138 00:03:27,799 --> 00:03:30,302 you know, 139 00:03:27,799 --> 00:03:30,302 getting married today? 140 00:03:30,428 --> 00:03:33,305 Oh. We gonna go 141 00:03:30,428 --> 00:03:33,305 chug some Labatts? 142 00:03:33,431 --> 00:03:37,309 I was thinking we could chug 143 00:03:33,431 --> 00:03:37,309 some memories instead. 144 00:03:37,435 --> 00:03:39,853 "Barney & Robin: 145 00:03:37,435 --> 00:03:39,853 Lovers Forever 146 00:03:39,978 --> 00:03:41,439 "and Ever 147 00:03:39,978 --> 00:03:41,439 and Ever: 148 00:03:41,563 --> 00:03:43,274 A Love Story." 149 00:03:43,399 --> 00:03:45,817 Sounds cheesy. I'm gonna go barf 150 00:03:43,399 --> 00:03:45,817 forever and ever and ever. 151 00:03:45,943 --> 00:03:47,569 See you, hosers. 152 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:50,948 It's not cheesy. 153 00:03:54,243 --> 00:03:55,535 See? 154 00:04:05,921 --> 00:04:08,548 Uh, can you tell me 155 00:04:05,921 --> 00:04:08,548 the name of the guest 156 00:04:08,673 --> 00:04:10,008 staying in room nine? 157 00:04:10,134 --> 00:04:11,469 I'm sorry. 158 00:04:11,593 --> 00:04:14,972 That would violate 159 00:04:11,593 --> 00:04:14,972 hotel privacy policy. 160 00:04:15,097 --> 00:04:19,226 Well, maybe my old friend 161 00:04:15,097 --> 00:04:19,226 Mr. Lincoln... 162 00:04:19,351 --> 00:04:21,270 can emancipate that information. 163 00:04:24,773 --> 00:04:26,233 I'm so sorry, I wasn't clear. 164 00:04:26,358 --> 00:04:28,527 I 165 00:04:26,358 --> 00:04:28,527 can't 166 00:04:26,358 --> 00:04:28,527 violate 167 00:04:26,358 --> 00:04:28,527 our hotel privacy policy. 168 00:04:31,696 --> 00:04:33,449 For five dollars. 169 00:04:38,036 --> 00:04:39,746 Something with 170 00:04:38,036 --> 00:04:39,746 a two on it is fine. 171 00:04:39,871 --> 00:04:41,915 But those are super rare and 172 00:04:39,871 --> 00:04:41,915 the one I have is kind of lucky. 173 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,750 Just give me a 20, Mr. Mosby. 174 00:04:51,049 --> 00:04:54,386 That room belongs 175 00:04:51,049 --> 00:04:54,386 to a Ms. Susan Tupp. 176 00:04:54,512 --> 00:04:56,221 Oh, boy. 177 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:01,852 God, you're gorgeous. 178 00:05:01,977 --> 00:05:05,897 Oh, I can't wait 179 00:05:01,977 --> 00:05:05,897 to be inside you. 180 00:05:06,023 --> 00:05:09,276 Barney. Get out here, 181 00:05:06,023 --> 00:05:09,276 this is your wedding day. 182 00:05:09,401 --> 00:05:11,862 Wha... 183 00:05:11,987 --> 00:05:13,447 - Where is she? 184 00:05:11,987 --> 00:05:13,447 - Who? 185 00:05:13,572 --> 00:05:16,241 Look, I just grossly overpaid 186 00:05:13,572 --> 00:05:16,241 for some information 187 00:05:16,367 --> 00:05:17,868 about this room, 188 00:05:16,367 --> 00:05:17,868 so I know it's accurate. 189 00:05:17,993 --> 00:05:20,538 This room belongs 190 00:05:17,993 --> 00:05:20,538 to Susan Tupp. 191 00:05:20,662 --> 00:05:21,788 Who? 192 00:05:21,913 --> 00:05:23,290 Susan Tupp. 193 00:05:23,415 --> 00:05:24,416 Who? 194 00:05:24,542 --> 00:05:27,085 Sue... 195 00:05:27,211 --> 00:05:28,546 Tupp. 196 00:05:28,670 --> 00:05:29,254 Suit up. 197 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:30,714 I'm 198 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:30,714 trying 199 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:30,714 to. 200 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:32,632 I need you to help me 201 00:05:32,757 --> 00:05:34,926 pick the suit I'm gonna wear 202 00:05:32,757 --> 00:05:34,926 when I walk down the aisle. 203 00:05:35,052 --> 00:05:36,220 Okay, 204 00:05:36,345 --> 00:05:39,431 Robin walks down the aisle, 205 00:05:36,345 --> 00:05:39,431 you wait at the end of it. 206 00:05:39,557 --> 00:05:42,434 Okay, then the suit 207 00:05:39,557 --> 00:05:42,434 I'll be wearing 208 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,979 - when they all stand 209 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,979 as I enter the chapel. 210 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,979 - That's also her. 211 00:05:46,104 --> 00:05:48,190 Really? Man, the fellas 212 00:05:46,104 --> 00:05:48,190 sure do get boned 213 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:50,609 - on the whole 214 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:50,609 wedding thing, don't they? 215 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:50,609 - Okay. 216 00:05:50,734 --> 00:05:52,570 All right, well, let's, 217 00:05:50,734 --> 00:05:52,570 let's pick you a suit. 218 00:05:52,694 --> 00:05:54,029 What are... what are 219 00:05:52,694 --> 00:05:54,029 the top contenders? 220 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,948 Well, after careful 221 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,948 consideration, 222 00:05:57,074 --> 00:05:59,284 I have narrowed it down to 223 00:05:59,410 --> 00:06:01,203 these ones... 224 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:02,787 and these ones... 225 00:06:02,913 --> 00:06:04,623 and the other ones in this room 226 00:06:04,748 --> 00:06:06,458 and all the ones 227 00:06:04,748 --> 00:06:06,458 in the adjoining room. 228 00:06:06,584 --> 00:06:09,461 - So you've narrowed it down 229 00:06:06,584 --> 00:06:09,461 to all your suits. 230 00:06:06,584 --> 00:06:09,461 - Yeah, we're screwed. 231 00:06:09,587 --> 00:06:11,547 And this is a picture 232 00:06:09,587 --> 00:06:11,547 of the restaurant 233 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:14,966 where you and Barney 234 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:14,966 had your first date. 235 00:06:15,092 --> 00:06:17,344 And now you're getting married. 236 00:06:17,469 --> 00:06:18,637 Mm. 237 00:06:18,762 --> 00:06:21,181 And this is the receipt 238 00:06:21,306 --> 00:06:22,724 from the meal you and Barney ate 239 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:25,644 at that restaurant 240 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:25,644 on your first date. 241 00:06:25,769 --> 00:06:28,313 And now you're getting married. 242 00:06:28,439 --> 00:06:29,731 Can we look at this later? 243 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:32,443 Later? There is no later. 244 00:06:32,568 --> 00:06:33,735 Robin, 245 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:36,113 this is a day 246 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:36,113 you only get to do once. 247 00:06:36,238 --> 00:06:39,199 You need to appreciate 248 00:06:36,238 --> 00:06:39,199 the importance of it right now. 249 00:06:39,324 --> 00:06:41,701 Oh, my God. 250 00:06:41,826 --> 00:06:45,997 How did I only 251 00:06:41,826 --> 00:06:45,997 just now realize this? 252 00:06:46,123 --> 00:06:49,084 Dude, this hotel has 253 00:06:46,123 --> 00:06:49,084 The Wedding Bride 2 254 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:50,168 on pay-per-view. 255 00:06:50,294 --> 00:06:51,836 Score. 256 00:06:51,962 --> 00:06:54,298 This is the best 257 00:06:51,962 --> 00:06:54,298 day of my life! 258 00:07:00,762 --> 00:07:01,763 I mean, I know Robin's 259 00:07:00,762 --> 00:07:01,763 not the girliest girl, 260 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:03,682 but you'd think 261 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:03,682 on her wedding day, 262 00:07:03,807 --> 00:07:06,143 she'd be at least 263 00:07:03,807 --> 00:07:06,143 a little sentimental. 264 00:07:06,268 --> 00:07:08,061 Everyone deals with getting 265 00:07:06,268 --> 00:07:08,061 married differently. 266 00:07:08,186 --> 00:07:10,147 I got what I thought was 267 00:07:08,186 --> 00:07:10,147 the worst haircut ever. 268 00:07:10,272 --> 00:07:12,732 Till I fixed it with the 269 00:07:10,272 --> 00:07:12,732 actual worst haircut ever. 270 00:07:12,857 --> 00:07:15,068 Which led to the worst 271 00:07:12,857 --> 00:07:15,068 wedding photos ever. 272 00:07:15,193 --> 00:07:18,447 - But at least you had 273 00:07:15,193 --> 00:07:18,447 a wedding day freak-out. 274 00:07:15,193 --> 00:07:18,447 - Baby, 275 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:19,781 don't worry. Any minute now, 276 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:22,117 Robin's gonna get smacked 277 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:22,117 in the face with her own 278 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:24,202 "holy crap, this 279 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:24,202 is my wedding" moment, 280 00:07:24,328 --> 00:07:27,038 and then she's gonna wedding out 281 00:07:24,328 --> 00:07:27,038 all over the place. I promise. 282 00:07:27,164 --> 00:07:28,999 But you can't force it, 283 00:07:27,164 --> 00:07:28,999 it has to just happen. 284 00:07:29,124 --> 00:07:32,252 Mm, I don't know. I mean, 285 00:07:29,124 --> 00:07:32,252 she bailed on my scrapbook 286 00:07:32,377 --> 00:07:34,379 when she found out 287 00:07:32,377 --> 00:07:34,379 The Wedding Bride 2 288 00:07:34,505 --> 00:07:39,134 - is on pay-per-view. 289 00:07:34,505 --> 00:07:39,134 - The Wedding Bride 2 290 00:07:34,505 --> 00:07:39,134 is on pay-per-view? 291 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:40,511 I'm sorry, did... 292 00:07:40,636 --> 00:07:41,720 did I hear you guys 293 00:07:40,636 --> 00:07:41,720 talking about 294 00:07:41,845 --> 00:07:42,887 The Wedding Bride? 295 00:07:43,013 --> 00:07:44,556 - Oh, God. 296 00:07:43,013 --> 00:07:44,556 - The movie or the... 297 00:07:44,682 --> 00:07:46,016 smash Broadway musical? 298 00:07:46,141 --> 00:07:49,769 Smash? Oh, oh, oh, 299 00:07:46,141 --> 00:07:49,769 I-I guess a show's a smash now 300 00:07:49,894 --> 00:07:53,440 if it closes 301 00:07:49,894 --> 00:07:53,440 after only 96 weeks. 302 00:07:53,565 --> 00:07:55,066 So my husband's 303 00:07:53,565 --> 00:07:55,066 ex-fiancé's husband 304 00:07:55,192 --> 00:07:57,235 wrote the screenplay 305 00:07:55,192 --> 00:07:57,235 for 306 00:07:55,192 --> 00:07:57,235 The Wedding Bride. 307 00:07:57,361 --> 00:08:01,156 "Jed Mosley" 308 00:07:57,361 --> 00:08:01,156 was based on Ted. 309 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:03,701 Okay, Jed was not based on me... 310 00:08:03,825 --> 00:08:04,868 Hey! 311 00:08:04,993 --> 00:08:06,495 That is not a toy, 312 00:08:04,993 --> 00:08:06,495 you ragamuffin. 313 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,455 That is an authentic flail 314 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,455 I won at the Renaissance fair. 315 00:08:11,583 --> 00:08:13,544 entirely. 316 00:08:13,669 --> 00:08:16,046 But, regardless, there's... 317 00:08:16,171 --> 00:08:17,964 there's still some 318 00:08:16,171 --> 00:08:17,964 lingering pain there and... 319 00:08:18,089 --> 00:08:19,591 Well, as you can imagine, 320 00:08:19,717 --> 00:08:21,510 my friends promised me 321 00:08:19,717 --> 00:08:21,510 that they'd never watch it. 322 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:23,303 Wow. 323 00:08:23,428 --> 00:08:25,055 Those are some good friends. 324 00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:28,058 Oh, they're the best. 325 00:08:28,183 --> 00:08:30,519 Oh, oh, whoa! 326 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:32,145 My wiener! 327 00:08:32,270 --> 00:08:35,315 I can't believe Jed made us 328 00:08:32,270 --> 00:08:35,315 promise not to watch this. 329 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,525 Wait, you mean Ted. 330 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:40,153 Whatever. Same guy. 331 00:08:40,278 --> 00:08:42,531 See, I would have expected you 332 00:08:40,278 --> 00:08:42,531 to have an extra-special suit 333 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:43,657 tailor-made 334 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:43,657 just for this occasion. 335 00:08:43,782 --> 00:08:45,075 Oh, I did. 336 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,994 I had my boy Timmy G make 337 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,994 the perfect wedding suit. 338 00:08:48,119 --> 00:08:49,329 You ever heard of "bespoke"? 339 00:08:49,454 --> 00:08:51,122 This suit was 340 00:08:49,454 --> 00:08:51,122 be-freaking-screamed. 341 00:08:51,248 --> 00:08:53,625 But then I tried it on this 342 00:08:51,248 --> 00:08:53,625 morning and it was uncomfortable 343 00:08:53,751 --> 00:08:55,960 and itchy and completely wrong. 344 00:08:53,751 --> 00:08:55,960 It was like a suit made 345 00:08:56,086 --> 00:08:57,837 for someone 346 00:08:56,086 --> 00:08:57,837 with terrible posture, 347 00:08:57,962 --> 00:09:00,674 no taste and limited funds. 348 00:09:00,799 --> 00:09:02,050 Here, you take it. 349 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,677 The only 350 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,677 question is, 351 00:09:03,802 --> 00:09:05,721 which of these 352 00:09:03,802 --> 00:09:05,721 other suits do I pick? 353 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:07,514 There are so many great 354 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:07,514 ones to choose from. 355 00:09:07,639 --> 00:09:08,682 Uh, 356 00:09:08,807 --> 00:09:09,641 how about this one? 357 00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:12,185 Yes. Yes, that's the one. 358 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:15,105 Oh, hey, quick question: is it 359 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:15,105 weird to get married in a suit 360 00:09:15,230 --> 00:09:18,400 that you may have worn while 361 00:09:15,230 --> 00:09:18,400 banging a female rodeo clown? 362 00:09:19,901 --> 00:09:20,985 I know what you're wondering. 363 00:09:21,111 --> 00:09:23,196 Yes, the carpet 364 00:09:21,111 --> 00:09:23,196 matched the drapes. 365 00:09:23,321 --> 00:09:25,532 Of course that's weird. 366 00:09:23,321 --> 00:09:25,532 Every part of that is weird. 367 00:09:25,657 --> 00:09:26,700 Mm. 368 00:09:26,825 --> 00:09:27,867 Uh, what about this suit? 369 00:09:27,992 --> 00:09:30,078 Huh? 370 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:32,748 Let's just say I stuffed 371 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:32,748 a lot of bunnies in that suit. 372 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:34,458 Ugh, Barney, do you have 373 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:34,458 to phrase it that way? 374 00:09:34,583 --> 00:09:37,628 Actual bunnies, Ted. 375 00:09:34,583 --> 00:09:37,628 This is my magic suit. 376 00:09:37,753 --> 00:09:39,212 Get your mind out 377 00:09:37,753 --> 00:09:39,212 of the gutter. 378 00:09:39,337 --> 00:09:42,966 Though, I did once wear it 379 00:09:39,337 --> 00:09:42,966 to the Playboy holiday party 380 00:09:43,091 --> 00:09:45,093 and, uh... 381 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:47,345 Let's just say I stuffed a lot 382 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:47,345 of Bunnies in that suit. 383 00:09:50,348 --> 00:09:51,349 Uh... 384 00:09:51,475 --> 00:09:52,768 - How about this one? 385 00:09:51,475 --> 00:09:52,768 - Oh, man, 386 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:55,186 I went crazy on an escort 387 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:55,186 in that one. 388 00:09:55,312 --> 00:09:59,316 Barney, come on. 389 00:09:55,312 --> 00:09:59,316 A 390 00:09:55,312 --> 00:09:59,316 Ford 391 00:09:55,312 --> 00:09:59,316 Escort, Ted, 392 00:09:59,441 --> 00:10:01,943 With a woman who I then 393 00:09:59,441 --> 00:10:01,943 may or may not have paid. 394 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:03,945 Yeah, that one's out, too. 395 00:10:05,113 --> 00:10:07,866 Okay, so your wedding's 396 00:10:05,113 --> 00:10:07,866 in a few hours. 397 00:10:07,991 --> 00:10:09,701 Kind of strange 398 00:10:07,991 --> 00:10:09,701 to spend those hours 399 00:10:09,827 --> 00:10:11,536 watching a terrible movie, 400 00:10:09,827 --> 00:10:11,536 right? 401 00:10:11,662 --> 00:10:14,539 Terrible? Lily, 402 00:10:11,662 --> 00:10:14,539 this movie is a revelation. 403 00:10:14,665 --> 00:10:16,249 I can't believe that Ted 404 00:10:14,665 --> 00:10:16,249 wouldn't let us see it. 405 00:10:16,374 --> 00:10:19,336 Yeah. Why was he hanging 406 00:10:16,374 --> 00:10:19,336 so much beef on this movie? 407 00:10:19,461 --> 00:10:21,505 Just 'cause there's a character 408 00:10:19,461 --> 00:10:21,505 based on him? 409 00:10:21,630 --> 00:10:24,508 Of course. I'll make 410 00:10:21,630 --> 00:10:24,508 all weddings illegal. 411 00:10:24,633 --> 00:10:26,551 Then Stella can never 412 00:10:24,633 --> 00:10:26,551 be a wedding bride. 413 00:10:27,886 --> 00:10:29,137 Ooh, 414 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,389 No-can-I-do's-ville, baby doll. 415 00:10:31,515 --> 00:10:33,684 It's like, 416 00:10:31,515 --> 00:10:33,684 "Relax, Ted, 417 00:10:33,809 --> 00:10:36,561 it's no big deal. 418 00:10:33,809 --> 00:10:36,561 You should be flattered." 419 00:10:36,687 --> 00:10:38,814 And now to celebrate with 420 00:10:36,687 --> 00:10:38,814 that piece of chocolate cake 421 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,524 I've been saving. 422 00:10:40,649 --> 00:10:41,441 What? 423 00:10:41,566 --> 00:10:43,360 Who ate my cake? 424 00:10:44,986 --> 00:10:47,614 Uh, what cake? 425 00:10:48,699 --> 00:10:50,033 Narshall! 426 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:53,370 Narshall? 427 00:10:54,204 --> 00:10:55,914 Narshall. How dare they? 428 00:10:56,039 --> 00:10:58,166 That is insulting 429 00:10:56,039 --> 00:10:58,166 and ridiculous 430 00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,877 and I am nothing 431 00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,877 like that character. 432 00:11:00,001 --> 00:11:01,294 I'm gonna sue everyone involved 433 00:11:00,001 --> 00:11:01,294 with this film. 434 00:11:01,419 --> 00:11:04,923 So, you're-you're gonna sue 435 00:11:01,419 --> 00:11:04,923 them on the grounds that 436 00:11:05,048 --> 00:11:08,468 nothing like that cake thing 437 00:11:05,048 --> 00:11:08,468 has ever happened? 438 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:16,643 If Ted didn't want me 439 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:16,643 to eat that cake, 440 00:11:16,768 --> 00:11:18,102 he should have put a note on it. 441 00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:26,653 - Oh, hi, Grandma. 442 00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:26,653 - Robin, sweetheart. 443 00:11:26,778 --> 00:11:28,363 I wanted you 444 00:11:26,778 --> 00:11:28,363 to have this. 445 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,700 It's me and your grandpa 446 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,700 on our wedding day. 447 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,368 Aw, that's so sweet. 448 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:34,494 See my bouquet? 449 00:11:34,619 --> 00:11:36,162 Those wildflowers... 450 00:11:36,287 --> 00:11:38,623 they were supposed 451 00:11:36,287 --> 00:11:38,623 to be hydrangeas, 452 00:11:38,749 --> 00:11:41,000 but there was a mix-up 453 00:11:38,749 --> 00:11:41,000 at the florist's. 454 00:11:41,125 --> 00:11:42,669 I was so upset. 455 00:11:42,794 --> 00:11:45,296 Your grandpa went 456 00:11:42,794 --> 00:11:45,296 behind the church 457 00:11:45,422 --> 00:11:47,841 and picked 458 00:11:45,422 --> 00:11:47,841 those wildflowers 459 00:11:47,966 --> 00:11:49,342 for me. And now 460 00:11:49,467 --> 00:11:51,428 he's buried... 461 00:11:49,467 --> 00:11:51,428 Behind the very same church, 462 00:11:51,553 --> 00:11:53,346 surrounded 463 00:11:51,553 --> 00:11:53,346 by the very same wildflowers. 464 00:11:53,471 --> 00:11:56,600 Okay, Grandma, 465 00:11:53,471 --> 00:11:56,600 watching a movie. Got to go. 466 00:11:56,725 --> 00:11:57,601 Every single holiday, 467 00:11:57,726 --> 00:11:59,060 that same dumb story. 468 00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:01,813 Sorry, Grandma, not as touching 469 00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:01,813 as you think it is. 470 00:12:01,939 --> 00:12:04,148 At the very same church. 471 00:12:04,274 --> 00:12:05,609 Now, I want to see 472 00:12:05,734 --> 00:12:09,320 if Jed can get his wiener 473 00:12:05,734 --> 00:12:09,320 unstuck from that thermos. 474 00:12:09,446 --> 00:12:12,031 No-can-do's-ville, baby doll. 475 00:12:12,156 --> 00:12:13,450 Uh, I'm sorry. 476 00:12:12,156 --> 00:12:13,450 Did you just 477 00:12:13,575 --> 00:12:16,369 - turn off the bride's TV 478 00:12:13,575 --> 00:12:16,369 on her wedding day? 479 00:12:13,575 --> 00:12:16,369 - Oh! 480 00:12:16,494 --> 00:12:18,329 Oh! Is this your wedding day? 481 00:12:18,455 --> 00:12:20,373 I'm sorry. I couldn't tell 482 00:12:18,455 --> 00:12:20,373 because you're acting 483 00:12:20,498 --> 00:12:24,085 like it's any other 484 00:12:20,498 --> 00:12:24,085 Sunday morning, and it's not. 485 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,254 Lily, if you're waiting for me 486 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,254 to suddenly turn 487 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,673 into th-th-the Wedding Bride, 488 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,673 you just give up. 489 00:12:28,799 --> 00:12:30,425 - That's just not me. 490 00:12:28,799 --> 00:12:30,425 - Fine. 491 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,470 Maybe we should all just act 492 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,470 like this wedding's no big deal. 493 00:12:33,595 --> 00:12:37,223 Maybe I don't even feel like 494 00:12:33,595 --> 00:12:37,223 wearing my bridesmaid's dress. 495 00:12:37,348 --> 00:12:40,101 Great. It-It's just a wedding. 496 00:12:37,348 --> 00:12:40,101 Who cares what people wear? 497 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:41,019 Say yes to the suit! 498 00:12:41,144 --> 00:12:43,897 I can't! I can't. 499 00:12:44,022 --> 00:12:46,900 Great. Because I actually 500 00:12:44,022 --> 00:12:46,900 brought a different dress 501 00:12:47,025 --> 00:12:48,151 that I'd like to wear. 502 00:12:48,276 --> 00:12:50,361 - Fine. 503 00:12:48,276 --> 00:12:50,361 - Oh, no. 504 00:12:50,487 --> 00:12:52,990 Maybe I'll go put it on 505 00:12:50,487 --> 00:12:52,990 right now. 506 00:12:53,156 --> 00:12:54,365 - Go right ahead. 507 00:12:53,156 --> 00:12:54,365 - What? 508 00:12:54,491 --> 00:12:55,575 I'm so sorry. 509 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:56,785 What, why? 510 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,745 I know this story, too. 511 00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:02,415 - Really? 512 00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:02,415 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. Robin and Lily 513 00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:02,415 get in a big fight 514 00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:04,001 and then, a few minutes later, 515 00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:04,001 there's a knock at the door. 516 00:13:07,128 --> 00:13:09,422 Hello. 517 00:13:17,889 --> 00:13:18,765 - I've told you 518 00:13:17,889 --> 00:13:18,765 this one before. 519 00:13:17,889 --> 00:13:18,765 - A few times. 520 00:13:18,890 --> 00:13:21,018 I'm just... 521 00:13:21,142 --> 00:13:24,521 a boring old man 522 00:13:21,142 --> 00:13:24,521 who won't stop spinning yarns. 523 00:13:24,646 --> 00:13:27,565 Oh, hey. I love your yarns. 524 00:13:27,691 --> 00:13:30,944 I hope you never stop 525 00:13:27,691 --> 00:13:30,944 spinning them. 526 00:13:31,486 --> 00:13:33,279 But... 527 00:13:33,404 --> 00:13:36,574 You're the love of my life, 528 00:13:33,404 --> 00:13:36,574 Pooh Bear. 529 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:38,409 I just worry about you. 530 00:13:38,535 --> 00:13:42,121 I don't want you to be the guy 531 00:13:38,535 --> 00:13:42,121 who lives in his stories. 532 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:47,794 Life only moves forward. 533 00:13:51,172 --> 00:13:53,050 So what happens next? 534 00:13:53,174 --> 00:13:55,259 With Lily and the wedding dress, 535 00:13:53,174 --> 00:13:55,259 I mean. 536 00:13:55,385 --> 00:13:58,137 Well... she brought the dress 537 00:13:58,262 --> 00:14:00,640 so that she and Marshall could 538 00:13:58,262 --> 00:14:00,640 get new wedding photos taken. 539 00:14:00,765 --> 00:14:04,019 Because in yet 540 00:14:00,765 --> 00:14:04,019 another 541 00:14:00,765 --> 00:14:04,019 story 542 00:14:00,765 --> 00:14:04,019 that I know... 543 00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:06,897 No! 544 00:14:07,022 --> 00:14:09,774 What kind of space would I have 545 00:14:07,022 --> 00:14:09,774 in my brain for other things 546 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:12,736 if I didn't know all this? 547 00:14:12,861 --> 00:14:14,487 Eh, probably just state birds 548 00:14:14,612 --> 00:14:15,488 or some crap. 549 00:14:15,613 --> 00:14:17,532 So, uh, 550 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,993 Lily wanted to borrow 551 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,993 Robin's photographer. 552 00:14:20,118 --> 00:14:22,996 - That shouldn't be a problem. 553 00:14:20,118 --> 00:14:22,996 - Shouldn't be 554 00:14:23,121 --> 00:14:25,582 a problem, Robin? Of course 555 00:14:23,121 --> 00:14:25,582 it should be a problem. 556 00:14:25,707 --> 00:14:27,000 This is your wedding. 557 00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:29,711 You can't let somebody borrow 558 00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:29,711 your photographer. 559 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,546 Don't worry. 560 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,546 She's not serious, Robin. 561 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:34,007 I didn't even bring the suit 562 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:34,007 that I wore to our wedding. 563 00:14:34,132 --> 00:14:34,966 Yes, you did. 564 00:14:35,092 --> 00:14:36,051 It's in our room. 565 00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:37,468 Go put it on. 566 00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:37,468 We're doing this. 567 00:14:37,594 --> 00:14:39,804 And, Robin, 568 00:14:37,594 --> 00:14:39,804 since you don't seem to care, 569 00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:42,599 I think I'll be wearing this 570 00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:42,599 to the ceremony. 571 00:14:42,724 --> 00:14:43,975 - Fine! 572 00:14:42,724 --> 00:14:43,975 - Fine! 573 00:14:44,101 --> 00:14:46,519 Fine. There's a very simple 574 00:14:44,101 --> 00:14:46,519 solution here. 575 00:14:46,644 --> 00:14:48,479 We might as well just face it. 576 00:14:50,398 --> 00:14:53,026 U.S. Marines have to get married 577 00:14:50,398 --> 00:14:53,026 in uniform, so... 578 00:14:53,151 --> 00:14:54,986 I'll just go enlist. 579 00:14:55,112 --> 00:14:56,613 Dude, 580 00:14:56,738 --> 00:14:58,489 we can enlist together! 581 00:14:56,738 --> 00:14:58,489 That's the dream! 582 00:14:58,615 --> 00:15:00,867 - That's not the... 583 00:14:58,615 --> 00:15:00,867 - I wonder if they let you 584 00:14:58,615 --> 00:15:00,867 pick bunkmates. 585 00:15:00,992 --> 00:15:04,121 I hope they do. Although 586 00:15:00,992 --> 00:15:04,121 I might want to request 587 00:15:00,992 --> 00:15:04,121 a single. You'll make friends. 588 00:15:04,245 --> 00:15:05,496 Look, enough of this. 589 00:15:05,622 --> 00:15:08,083 Tim made you this amazing suit. 590 00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:09,751 Put it on. 591 00:15:12,629 --> 00:15:14,714 This feels weird. 592 00:15:14,839 --> 00:15:15,840 That's because it's new. 593 00:15:15,966 --> 00:15:17,717 It's a suit that's never 594 00:15:15,966 --> 00:15:17,717 been worn before, 595 00:15:17,842 --> 00:15:20,011 a suit you never dreamed 596 00:15:17,842 --> 00:15:20,011 you'd wear. 597 00:15:20,137 --> 00:15:23,640 All of this suit's memories 598 00:15:20,137 --> 00:15:23,640 are still ahead of it. 599 00:15:23,765 --> 00:15:25,433 Look, 600 00:15:23,765 --> 00:15:25,433 picture it, huh? 601 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,060 The ceremony. 602 00:15:27,185 --> 00:15:31,439 - When everyone 603 00:15:27,185 --> 00:15:31,439 stands up for me? 604 00:15:27,185 --> 00:15:31,439 - They do that for her. 605 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:32,899 They should. 606 00:15:33,024 --> 00:15:34,567 She's gonna 607 00:15:33,024 --> 00:15:34,567 look amazing. 608 00:15:34,692 --> 00:15:36,069 You better 609 00:15:34,692 --> 00:15:36,069 believe it. 610 00:15:36,194 --> 00:15:38,947 She walks 611 00:15:36,194 --> 00:15:38,947 down the aisle, 612 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,907 you say your vows, 613 00:15:41,032 --> 00:15:43,201 you go 614 00:15:41,032 --> 00:15:43,201 to the reception, 615 00:15:43,326 --> 00:15:45,244 you have 616 00:15:43,326 --> 00:15:45,244 your first dance. 617 00:15:45,369 --> 00:15:48,581 Before you know it, 618 00:15:45,369 --> 00:15:48,581 just like magic, 619 00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:50,834 you realize... 620 00:15:50,959 --> 00:15:53,252 it's a perfect fit. 621 00:15:55,046 --> 00:15:57,132 You're right, Ted. 622 00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:59,425 This is the one. 623 00:16:00,844 --> 00:16:03,013 Thanks. 624 00:16:04,639 --> 00:16:06,224 So... 625 00:16:06,349 --> 00:16:09,102 belts. 626 00:16:12,647 --> 00:16:13,648 Hey, Lil. Nice dress. 627 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,525 You two were made 628 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,525 for each other. 629 00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:18,444 Like, does no one care 630 00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:18,444 that I'm wearing this dress? 631 00:16:18,569 --> 00:16:19,863 I care. 632 00:16:19,988 --> 00:16:21,614 Okay. Now you're good. 633 00:16:21,739 --> 00:16:23,158 Okay, look, 634 00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:26,203 I know this is your 635 00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:26,203 wedding, but this is 636 00:16:26,327 --> 00:16:27,996 a big moment 637 00:16:26,327 --> 00:16:27,996 for all of us. 638 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,832 This may be the last time 639 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,832 we're all hanging out together 640 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,792 for who knows how long. 641 00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:33,793 I mean, tomorrow 642 00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:33,793 morning, 643 00:16:33,918 --> 00:16:34,961 Ted's leaving 644 00:16:33,918 --> 00:16:34,961 for Chicag... 645 00:16:35,086 --> 00:16:38,673 - Oh, boy. 646 00:16:35,086 --> 00:16:38,673 - Lily. 647 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,634 Wait, you already know. 648 00:16:41,759 --> 00:16:42,927 You already know. 649 00:16:43,053 --> 00:16:44,888 You're married to 650 00:16:43,053 --> 00:16:44,888 Lily, which means... 651 00:16:45,013 --> 00:16:46,931 She pocket-texted me 652 00:16:45,013 --> 00:16:46,931 while you were telling her. 653 00:16:47,057 --> 00:16:48,599 So... 654 00:16:48,725 --> 00:16:51,728 everybody knows I'm moving 655 00:16:48,725 --> 00:16:51,728 to Chicago tomorrow. 656 00:16:51,853 --> 00:16:54,147 Lily's right. 657 00:16:54,272 --> 00:16:57,150 We don't know the next time 658 00:16:54,272 --> 00:16:57,150 that we'll all be together. 659 00:16:57,275 --> 00:16:59,736 And then I think 660 00:16:57,275 --> 00:16:59,736 it hit all of us. 661 00:16:59,861 --> 00:17:01,946 We didn't know the next time 662 00:16:59,861 --> 00:17:01,946 we'd be together. 663 00:17:02,072 --> 00:17:04,323 This was it. 664 00:17:05,950 --> 00:17:06,910 And it's funny. 665 00:17:07,035 --> 00:17:07,911 In a moment like that, 666 00:17:08,036 --> 00:17:08,995 when what's really happening 667 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,747 is too intense to deal with, 668 00:17:10,872 --> 00:17:14,417 sometimes it's best... 669 00:17:14,542 --> 00:17:17,378 To leave it unspoken 670 00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:22,092 and just enjoy 671 00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:22,092 each other's company instead. 672 00:17:22,217 --> 00:17:24,969 You know, I've been wanting 673 00:17:22,217 --> 00:17:24,969 to see this movie. 674 00:17:25,095 --> 00:17:27,097 Yes, movie time. 675 00:17:27,222 --> 00:17:28,472 So it's not bad luck for the.. 676 00:17:28,598 --> 00:17:31,601 - bride to see the groom 677 00:17:28,598 --> 00:17:31,601 in his wedding suit? 678 00:17:28,598 --> 00:17:31,601 - No, 679 00:17:31,726 --> 00:17:33,436 I think it's fine. Nice tie. 680 00:17:33,561 --> 00:17:36,522 Thanks. There was a cornflower 681 00:17:33,561 --> 00:17:36,522 blue one I almost went with. 682 00:17:36,647 --> 00:17:37,481 Oh. Um, 683 00:17:37,607 --> 00:17:39,859 that would've brought out 684 00:17:37,607 --> 00:17:39,859 your eyes. 685 00:17:41,319 --> 00:17:42,904 You brought more than one tie, 686 00:17:41,319 --> 00:17:42,904 right? 687 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,948 I was trying to pack light. 688 00:17:45,073 --> 00:17:47,117 Hey, you know what, 689 00:17:45,073 --> 00:17:47,117 maybe the, uh, groomsmen 690 00:17:45,073 --> 00:17:47,117 should go get some food. 691 00:17:47,242 --> 00:17:49,202 I don't want Ted to have 692 00:17:47,242 --> 00:17:49,202 to sit through this movie. 693 00:17:49,327 --> 00:17:50,995 Ah. I appreciate that, Narshall. 694 00:17:51,121 --> 00:17:52,247 Really? 695 00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:54,457 - Aw, damn it. 696 00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:54,457 - Sorry, I saw it on a plane. 697 00:17:54,582 --> 00:17:56,500 - What, so this is gonna be, 698 00:17:54,582 --> 00:17:56,500 like, a thing now? 699 00:17:54,582 --> 00:17:56,500 - Yeah, 700 00:17:56,626 --> 00:17:59,378 it's gonna be a thing now, 701 00:17:56,626 --> 00:17:59,378 Narshall. Right? 702 00:17:59,503 --> 00:18:01,380 - Narshall. 703 00:17:59,503 --> 00:18:01,380 - Dude, 704 00:18:01,505 --> 00:18:02,966 settle down, Swarley. 705 00:18:03,091 --> 00:18:04,217 Yeah. 706 00:18:04,342 --> 00:18:06,552 Yeah, Swarlize Theron, 707 00:18:04,342 --> 00:18:06,552 take it easy. 708 00:18:06,677 --> 00:18:09,306 Man, this was supposed 709 00:18:06,677 --> 00:18:09,306 to be my special day. 710 00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:15,937 Oh. Hey, we survived the storm! 711 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,522 Oh, Narshall, 712 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,522 did you do that? 713 00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:22,319 Nope. Wasn't me. 714 00:18:22,443 --> 00:18:24,528 Well, then who was it? 715 00:18:26,447 --> 00:18:28,325 (Jed and Narshall 716 00:18:26,447 --> 00:18:28,325 yelling) 717 00:18:28,449 --> 00:18:30,243 A gorilla! Gorilla! 718 00:18:30,368 --> 00:18:31,410 So that 719 00:18:31,535 --> 00:18:32,870 really happened to Ted? 720 00:18:32,996 --> 00:18:34,956 That is exactly 721 00:18:32,996 --> 00:18:34,956 what went down. 722 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,791 Chapter and verse. 723 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,126 Uh-oh. Out of ice. 724 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:41,004 - I'll get it. 725 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:41,004 - Oh, no. Got it. 726 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:41,004 Sit down. 727 00:18:41,129 --> 00:18:42,672 Plus, the, uh, vending machine's 728 00:18:41,129 --> 00:18:42,672 got a loose coil. 729 00:18:42,797 --> 00:18:44,132 I'm gonna try 730 00:18:42,797 --> 00:18:44,132 to hip check my way 731 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,676 into some free 732 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,676 Tropical Skittles. 733 00:18:49,053 --> 00:18:51,889 Your sister's not 734 00:18:49,053 --> 00:18:51,889 like most brides, is she? 735 00:18:52,015 --> 00:18:54,851 She's a Scherbatsky. 736 00:18:52,015 --> 00:18:54,851 She's not gonna lose her Timbits 737 00:18:54,976 --> 00:18:58,355 just 'cause she's getting 738 00:18:54,976 --> 00:18:58,355 married. 739 00:18:58,479 --> 00:19:00,857 I guess some people 740 00:18:58,479 --> 00:19:00,857 just never have that 741 00:19:00,982 --> 00:19:03,943 "holy crap, 742 00:19:00,982 --> 00:19:03,943 this is my wedding" moment. 743 00:19:13,077 --> 00:19:14,662 Mom? 744 00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,797 And that's the story. 745 00:19:24,922 --> 00:19:27,175 Right down 746 00:19:24,922 --> 00:19:27,175 to the surprise ending. 747 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,177 Is that really such a surprise? 748 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,469 I mean, come on. 749 00:19:30,594 --> 00:19:31,888 Yeah, of course she showed up. 750 00:19:32,013 --> 00:19:35,558 What mother is gonna miss 751 00:19:32,013 --> 00:19:35,558 her daughter's wedding? 752 00:19:41,189 --> 00:19:42,690 Oh, hey. 753 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:46,194 No. Come on. 754 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,446 It's okay. I'm fine. 755 00:19:48,571 --> 00:19:51,032 I'm okay. 756 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:58,081 Did Barney really wear 757 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:58,081 a scuba suit into the bar? 758 00:19:58,206 --> 00:20:00,041 I've told you that story 759 00:19:58,206 --> 00:20:00,041 a million times. 760 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,625 Yeah, but where did Barney get 761 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,625 the scuba suit? 762 00:20:01,751 --> 00:20:04,670 He stole it. 763 00:20:04,795 --> 00:20:07,006 - What? 764 00:20:04,795 --> 00:20:07,006 - Yeah. 765 00:20:07,131 --> 00:20:08,132 I can't believe 766 00:20:07,131 --> 00:20:08,132 I forgot that. 767 00:20:08,258 --> 00:20:10,509 He... walked right 768 00:20:08,258 --> 00:20:10,509 into a sporting goods store, 769 00:20:10,634 --> 00:20:13,512 tried on a scuba suit, 770 00:20:10,634 --> 00:20:13,512 and walked right out the door. 771 00:20:13,637 --> 00:20:15,973 Walked all the way home 772 00:20:13,637 --> 00:20:15,973 in it, like, 20 blocks. 773 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,517 Guy in a scuba suit, 774 00:20:18,642 --> 00:20:21,062 - just walking down Broadway. 775 00:20:18,642 --> 00:20:21,062 - Ah. 776 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,605 He should be in prison. 777 00:20:22,730 --> 00:20:25,108 Well, yeah, for lots of reasons. 778 00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:26,776 - You know, the thief 779 00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:26,776 of the group is Lily. 780 00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:26,776 - No. 781 00:20:26,901 --> 00:20:28,069 Yes. Oh, my God. Lily... 782 00:20:26,901 --> 00:20:28,069 No. She stole my heart. 783 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:29,737 No, n-no, I'm telling you, 784 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:29,737 Lily, from like, uh...