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It was the day

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of Barney and Robin's wedding,

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and a surprise guest

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had just arrived.

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Mom, I-I can't believe

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you're here.

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How did you get here?

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On a plane.

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With your fear of flying?

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What, did the plane drive here?

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I've made enormous strides

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since you last saw me, dear.

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This is nice.

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I don't love flying,

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I must admit.

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I haven't been on a

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plane in years, but...

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maybe this won't

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be such a bad...

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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we are cleared for takeoff.

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We're all gonna die!

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We're all gonna die!

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During the flight, I'll admit,

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I-I had a few...

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difficult moments,

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but, you know,

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by the time we'd landed...

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Here already.

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Well, I have to say,

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it wasn't so dreadful after all.

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Oh, I do apologize if

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I caused any distress.

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And, oh, I'm terribly

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sorry about the door.

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I had no idea it would

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fly off like that.

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Please, please

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send me a bill,

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because I'd like

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to replace it.

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I'll be taking the train home.

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Well, it's official:

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I'm gonna be

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Judge Marshall Eriksen.

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That is great.

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Can you help me get

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a driver's license?

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A what?

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Marshall, you, uh,

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you don't sound

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too excited to

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become a judge.

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I feel

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kind of guilty about it.

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I mean, I know how badly

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Lily wanted to move to Italy.

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Don't do this, bro.

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Classic mistake.

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You won... enjoy it.

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Drink the blood of your

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vanquished enemy and move on.

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You're gonna be

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a great husband.

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No, no, wait,

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he has a point.

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I mean, you said yourself,

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it was her decision.

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Lily chose to

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give up her job

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and not move to Rome

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so you could be a judge.

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Yeah, but something

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seemed off.

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We had this big fight

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and she stormed out,

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and when she came back, she had

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totally, like, changed her mind.

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Wait, what time

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was this?

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A little after 3:00 a.m.,

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Billy Zabka. Why?

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Well, last night,

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I was out

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doing some late-night

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dirt-biking in the sand.

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Naturally. Continue.

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And I ended up

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at that EZ Pick a few

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miles up the road.

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And, well...

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That's odd.

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Boo...!

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You saw Lily

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getting into someone's car?

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I wonder who it was.

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What did

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the license plate say?

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It said...

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"AHOY!"

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The Captain!

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Lily's boss.

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He has a house out here.

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Wait, why was Lily getting

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into the Captain's car

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at 3:00 in the morning?

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Guys...

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I hate to even say this, but...

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do you think it's possible...

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that I could eat

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six of these saltines

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in under a minute?

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Challenge accepted!

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Well, I can't wait

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to meet this Barney.

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I haven't met him

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already, have I?

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Because they said

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after getting Tasered,

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I might suffer from

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short-term memory loss.

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Oh, you'd remember

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if you'd met Barney.

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Why don't I see what

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he's doing right now?

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Barney's phone.

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Ted, where's Barney?

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He's trying to eat

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six saltines in

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under a minute.

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Well, his future

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mother-in-law is here.

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Robin's mom is here.

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And she wants to meet him.

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She wants to meet you.

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He's kind of in the middle of a

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saltine challenge at the moment.

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But as soon as he's done,

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he'll just, uh, pop right over.

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All right. Good-bye.

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The saltine challenge?

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Now?

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It's his wedding day.

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Guys do weird things

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on their wedding day.

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Well, on my wedding day,

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Robin's father

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completely disappeared

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for about three hours.

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He just said,

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"I've got to go

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and teach somebody some

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manners," and off he went.

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And then

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three hours later,

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he emerged from the

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woods with a dead elk

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slung across his shoulder.

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And I didn't even know that

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there were elk in Bermuda.

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But this Barney...

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he sounds like a fine young man.

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Yes, he is.

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We're going again.

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Marshall, are you okay?

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Why did she get into

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the Captain's car,

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and why didn't she

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tell me about it?

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Well, maybe it was

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a work thing.

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What? No.

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She has a big

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fight with me,

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she goes down

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to an EZ Pick,

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she gets into

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the Captain's Mercedes,

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and then three

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hours later,

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she doesn't want to go

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to Italy anymore?

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I mean, do you

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think this means...

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That the Captain moored

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his dinghy in Lily's lagoon?

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Most definitely.

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That's crazy.

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You'd never moor a

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dinghy in a lagoon.

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I don't know, Ted.

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In certain

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tidal conditions,

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if you had a

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protected inlet...

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Okay, you know what?

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It doesn't matter.

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Today is

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Barney's wedding.

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Let's just forget it.

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Marshall...

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do you want to go over to

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the Captain's house right now,

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punch him in the face

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really fast

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and then come back

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and do this wedding?

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Would that be okay?

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Ranjit, get the car.

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Getting the car.

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Baby, I can't wait

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to meet your mom,

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but I kind of got to go on

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a little excursion

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with the boys right now.

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What?

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Where are you going?

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Me and the boys have to go

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teach someone some manners.

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Are there any elk

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on Long Island?

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Oh, bother it!

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I'll get it.

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Ahoy, Marshall!

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Are you okay, Robin?

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No, I'm not okay,

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because apparently,

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I am marrying my dad

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in a few hours.

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Oh, sweetie, no.

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I'm sure that's not true.

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I mean, th-there's

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so much

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you don't know

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about your father.

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There were... oh, there

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were so many other

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red flags in our marriage.

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I mean, for instance,

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do you know that

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before he was engaged to me,

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he was engaged to marry

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an exotic dancer?

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Hello!

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Red flag!

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Oh, Genevieve,

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not good.

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And did you know

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that one time,

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to impress women,

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he dressed up like

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a Prussian aristocrat,

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had a painting of himself made,

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and posed next to it

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in an art gallery?

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Can you imagine?

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rough one.

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Darling, darling,

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the list goes on.

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He would always take

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his mother's side in arguments.

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He never checked with me

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before making plans.

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And our rehearsal dinner...

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oh, boy, did we have it out

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right before our

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rehearsal dinner!

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Thank you, Linus.

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For the first

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ten years I knew him,

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I didn't even know what

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your father did for a living.

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Every time I used

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to ask him,

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he'd just say...

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Please!

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Yes, that's exactly

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what he used to say.

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How did you know that?

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Heck of a jab,

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Marshall.

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Well-placed.

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Captain,

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I know something happened

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between you and Lily last night.

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What?

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No. Nothing happened.

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Captain's honor.

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Well, you can ask my fiancée.

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Fiancée?

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What-what fiancée?

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Captain.

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Permission to clear things up?

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Granted.

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Me.

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We're engaged.

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It's "boats,

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00:07:21,817 --> 00:07:23,361
boats, boats"!

300
00:07:23,361 --> 00:07:25,487
Ted, look!

301
00:07:23,361 --> 00:07:25,487
Uh, yeah.

302
00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:27,781
I mean, yeah, I know her

303
00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:27,781
from that commercial.

304
00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:28,991
Boats, boats, boats!

305
00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:30,951
And only from

306
00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:30,951
that commercial.

307
00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,870
No, you

308
00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,870
banged her.

309
00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:33,912
Remember?

310
00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,122
Like, a bunch

311
00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,122
of times.

312
00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,208
You knocked "boots,

313
00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,208
boots, boots."

314
00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:38,625
All right, Captain.

315
00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:38,625
What the hell

316
00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:39,960
happened here

317
00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:39,960
last night?

318
00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,962
Well, it was just

319
00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,962
after four bells.

320
00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:44,006
Ahoy!

321
00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:45,424
Hi, I-I know it's late,

322
00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:46,675
but I've got to get out of here.

323
00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:49,053
So I sent the car.

324
00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:49,053
When she got here...

325
00:07:49,053 --> 00:07:50,221
Lily, what a lovely...

326
00:07:50,221 --> 00:07:51,763
Can I use your powder room?

327
00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:53,849
And then she went

328
00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:53,849
to the powder room.

329
00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:55,393
She was in there

330
00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:55,393
quite a while, actually.

331
00:07:55,393 --> 00:07:57,436
Probably a deuce.

332
00:07:55,393 --> 00:07:57,436
Go on.

333
00:07:57,436 --> 00:07:58,603
And when she came out,

334
00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,064
she had to leave right away.

335
00:08:00,064 --> 00:08:01,606
It was odd.

336
00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,525
But I assure you,

337
00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,525
nothing inappropriate happened

338
00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:04,902
between me and your wife.

339
00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:06,737
Captain, I understand

340
00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:06,737
what you're saying,

341
00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:09,281
but what you don't

342
00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:09,281
understand is that

343
00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:10,449
Lily is my wife,

344
00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:11,909
and I love her

345
00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:11,909
way too much

346
00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:13,160
to behave rationally

347
00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:13,160
right now!

348
00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,079
En garde!

349
00:08:15,079 --> 00:08:18,165
This is the best

350
00:08:15,079 --> 00:08:18,165
day of my life.

351
00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,918
Oh, darling,

352
00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,918
come on, no, no.

353
00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:23,087
You're not marrying

354
00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:23,087
your father.

355
00:08:23,087 --> 00:08:24,422
I mean,

356
00:08:23,087 --> 00:08:24,422
your father...

357
00:08:24,422 --> 00:08:26,424
I mean, let's just

358
00:08:24,422 --> 00:08:26,424
put it this way.

359
00:08:26,424 --> 00:08:28,384
Your father was

360
00:08:26,424 --> 00:08:28,384
a sociopath.

361
00:08:28,384 --> 00:08:31,095
He slept with

362
00:08:28,384 --> 00:08:31,095
over 20 women.

363
00:08:31,095 --> 00:08:33,055
And sure, you know,

364
00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:34,306
we were friends

365
00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:34,306
for years first

366
00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:36,558
and it was entertaining

367
00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:36,558
watching him lie

368
00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:39,270
to those poor girls

369
00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:39,270
to get inside their snow pants,

370
00:08:39,270 --> 00:08:42,106
but I should have

371
00:08:39,270 --> 00:08:42,106
known back then

372
00:08:42,106 --> 00:08:44,358
this was not

373
00:08:42,106 --> 00:08:44,358
husband material.

374
00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:46,068
I mean, even your

375
00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:46,068
Uncle Jim, you know,

376
00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:47,278
his gay black brother...

377
00:08:47,278 --> 00:08:48,779
Will you shut up!

378
00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:52,324
Go for Barney!

379
00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:54,659
Your bride is freaking

380
00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:54,659
the crap out right now.

381
00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:55,953
Where the hell are you?

382
00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:57,662
I warn you,

383
00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:57,662
Captain,

384
00:08:57,662 --> 00:09:02,793
I've pretended to have a duel

385
00:08:57,662 --> 00:09:02,793
with actual swords twice.

386
00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:04,086
I warn you, Marshall,

387
00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:05,921
I was on the Olympic

388
00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:05,921
fencing team.

389
00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:07,798
Won three gold medals.

390
00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:09,425
I warn you, Captain,

391
00:09:09,425 --> 00:09:12,428
I'm starting to feel like

392
00:09:09,425 --> 00:09:12,428
this was a mistake.

393
00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:14,305
I think I'd better

394
00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:14,305
not say where I am.

395
00:09:14,305 --> 00:09:15,973
I am not kidding around here!

396
00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:17,391
Tell me where you are!

397
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,602
We're at the Captain's house.

398
00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:26,024
What is it?

399
00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:26,024
What's wrong?

400
00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:30,195
I am so busted.

401
00:09:33,157 --> 00:09:36,034
Thank you, Linus.

402
00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,790
You have another piece of gum?

403
00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,754
I can keep a secret.

404
00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:50,007
I can keep a secret real good.

405
00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:51,758
Are you chewing gum?

406
00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,885
I can keep a secret

407
00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,885
like nobody's business,

408
00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:56,596
'cause it is nobody's business.

409
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,639
You never chew gum.

410
00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,141
You shouldn't

411
00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,141
chew gum in here.

412
00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:01,893
'Cause it's a secret,

413
00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:01,893
and I'm keeping it!

414
00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,603
Wait!

415
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,688
Stop the duel!

416
00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:05,689
Oh, thank God.

417
00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:07,024
I mean, why?

418
00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:07,983
Why?

419
00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:09,693
Because I just solved

420
00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:09,693
the mystery,

421
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:10,694
that's why.

422
00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:13,322
Mosby Boys!

423
00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:17,075
We agreed you wouldn't

424
00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:17,075
do that anymore.

425
00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:19,537
Mystery? What mystery?

426
00:10:19,537 --> 00:10:21,705
Lily has a secret.

427
00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,833
She's hiding something,

428
00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:27,503
and I know what it is.

429
00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:38,638
Okay, what is she hiding?

430
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,558
I'll tell you in a minute.

431
00:10:40,558 --> 00:10:44,144
I want to enjoy the suspense

432
00:10:40,558 --> 00:10:44,144
a little bit first.

433
00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:47,314
Ooh.

434
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:59,243
Oh, my God, will

435
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:59,243
you just tell us!

436
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:03,247
Very well.

437
00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:04,706
Now, we can all agree

438
00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:07,084
that this is the first

439
00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:07,084
time I've ever set foot

440
00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:08,544
in this house, correct?

441
00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:10,795
Oh, this is

442
00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:10,795
going to be unbearable.

443
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,672
Now, Captain, your powder room...

444
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,342
does it face out

445
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,342
on the ocean?

446
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,469
Of course, right over the cliff.

447
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:18,637
Just as I suspected.

448
00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:20,013
And if I were to walk

449
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,848
into this powder

450
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,848
room right now,

451
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,476
I believe I'd see a

452
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,476
potted plant of some sort.

453
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,561
Is that correct?

454
00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:27,605
Yes. There's a daisy.

455
00:11:27,605 --> 00:11:29,856
A daisy. Interesting.

456
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,443
Uh, not traditionally

457
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,443
an indoor plant,

458
00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:35,613
but I suppose

459
00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:35,613
it gets plenty of light

460
00:11:35,613 --> 00:11:37,406
with the southern exposure.

461
00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:39,157
That's right, it does.

462
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,493
Will you please fetch the daisy?

463
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:43,662
Aye-aye.

464
00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:46,331
I totally solved it.

465
00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:48,500
You didn't solve it.

466
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,461
You didn't solve it.

467
00:11:50,461 --> 00:11:51,711
You didn't

468
00:11:50,461 --> 00:11:51,711
solve it.

469
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,130
You didn't solve it.

470
00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:55,132
Did you solve...?

471
00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:55,132
No, you didn't solve it.

472
00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:56,967
I solved it!

473
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,343
Ah.

474
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,137
Thank you, Captain.

475
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:02,139
Now...

476
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:04,266
a simple question.

477
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:07,686
When Lily and Marshall are apart

478
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:07,686
for an extended period of time,

479
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:11,398
what is the one thing

480
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:11,398
Lily always does?

481
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,483
Cry?

482
00:12:12,483 --> 00:12:13,651
Masturbate?

483
00:12:13,651 --> 00:12:14,652
Karate?

484
00:12:14,652 --> 00:12:15,694
Go sailing?

485
00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,696
No.

486
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,906
When Lily and Marshall are apart

487
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:23,452
for a long period of time,

488
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:27,038
Lily... always...

489
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,215
starts smoking again.

490
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,843
That's true, she does.

491
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,886
Happened when she went

492
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,886
to Paris in college.

493
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:45,015
It happened when she moved

494
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:45,015
to San Francisco, and last week,

495
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,850
it happened again.

496
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,144
From the moment Marshall left

497
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,144
for Minnesota,

498
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,062
Lily's been secretly

499
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,062
puffing down the ciggies

500
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:54,107
like a 46-year-old grandma

501
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:54,107
at a Reno slot machine.

502
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,318
Problem was,

503
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,318
come Friday morning,

504
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:59,530
she knew she'd have

505
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:59,530
to quit again, cold turkey.

506
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,281
And it wouldn't be easy.

507
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,367
She tried to make it

508
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,367
a whole car ride

509
00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:04,660
without a fix, but couldn't.

510
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,453
So, she pretended to be annoyed

511
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,164
by perfectly reasonable things,

512
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,164
like my stylish driving gloves

513
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:12,876
and my appreciation of the

514
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:12,876
historic van Otterloop manse.

515
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:18,423
All so she could have

516
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:18,423
one last smoke on the train.

517
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,676
But afterwards,

518
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,676
her breath told the tale.

519
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:24,054
And that's why,

520
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:24,054
when she got to the hotel,

521
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,014
Lily...

522
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:29,017
was chewing... gum.

523
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,227
Lily never chews gum.

524
00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:31,186
What? Never?

525
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,229
Well, hardly ever.

526
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:33,772
Great job, Ted.

527
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:36,525
That's some pretty

528
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:36,525
solid evidence. Gum.

529
00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:39,986
Oh, Barney, my dear boy.

530
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,613
I'm just getting started.

531
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,073
Getting started?

532
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,491
Lily knew that cigarette

533
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,159
was probably her last

534
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,159
for a while.

535
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,578
She needed something

536
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,578
to keep her nerves calm,

537
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,162
so she headed to the bar.

538
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,790
Anytime you see me

539
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,790
without a drink in my hand,

540
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,084
you put a drink in my hand.

541
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:56,754
Are you my guy, Linus?

542
00:13:56,754 --> 00:13:59,881
What followed was

543
00:13:56,754 --> 00:13:59,881
a long day and a half for Lily.

544
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:01,883
A really long day and a half.

545
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,385
Oh, it's kind of insane

546
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,679
how much happened

547
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,679
in just a day and a half.

548
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,389
Anyway, Marshall returned,

549
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:10,850
they had a big fight,

550
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:10,850
Lily stormed out.

551
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,436
And that's when she realized,

552
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:14,020
if she was gonna sneak one

553
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:14,020
this weekend,

554
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,606
this was her chance.

555
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:18,108
And after that fight,

556
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:18,108
boy, did she need one.

557
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:21,236
Only problem: she was all out.

558
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,571
Now,

559
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:23,655
it's 3:00 a.m.,

560
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,073
you need a cigarette,

561
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,575
and the only place

562
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,575
that's open is an EZ Pick

563
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:27,909
that's five miles down the road.

564
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,077
You have no car.

565
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,704
What do you do? Go.

566
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:31,747
Dirt-bike it.

567
00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:32,748
I can walk that far.

568
00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:33,791
Masturbate.

569
00:14:33,791 --> 00:14:34,750
Take a boat.

570
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:37,252
What? A boat? No.

571
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:39,671
Dude, she got a ride

572
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:39,671
in your car, remember?

573
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,340
Ahoy.

574
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,341
Hi. I-I know it's late,

575
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,676
but I've got to get out of here.

576
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,845
I want to make

577
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,845
one stop first.

578
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:50,223
The problem was,

579
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:53,184
Lily didn't want to smoke

580
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:53,184
in front of her new employer.

581
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,352
So, when she arrived

582
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,438
at the Captain's house,

583
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,438
there was only one

584
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:57,606
possible course of action.

585
00:14:57,606 --> 00:14:59,149
Can I use your powder room?

586
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,361
Now,

587
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,321
you're Lily.

588
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:05,489
You've just had a cigarette

589
00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:06,740
in your boss's powder room.

590
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,366
What do you do

591
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,366
with the cigarette butt?

592
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:09,951
Throw it out the window?

593
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:09,951
Flush it?

594
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,578
No, she-she wouldn't do

595
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,578
either of those things.

596
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,912
She's an environmentalist.

597
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:13,913
Stick it in your purse?

598
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:14,956
Marshall could find it there.

599
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,333
Throw it in the trash can.

600
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,876
The Captain would

601
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,876
find it there.

602
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,544
Hide it in a boat.

603
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,505
A boat? Wait.

604
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,505
How would that...

605
00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:22,673
I don't know.

606
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:25,133
I just... I like boats.

607
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:28,219
No.

608
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,681
There's only one place

609
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,681
that she would put it.

610
00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:32,557
A place where, eventually,

611
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:36,728
it would decompose and serve

612
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:36,728
as a natural mulch.

613
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,897
It's in the daisy.

614
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,816
And sure enough,

615
00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:42,860
if I dig around...

616
00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:46,822
I am all but guaranteed

617
00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:46,822
to find...

618
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:50,325
A pregnancy test.

619
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,329
You could smoke those?

620
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:09,928
Oh, no.

621
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,513
So, you want

622
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,513
the Kennedy package?

623
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:12,890
Bingo.

624
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:17,101
One other little thing.

625
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,312
When you do put a drink

626
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,312
in my hand,

627
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,231
let's make it non-alcoholic.

628
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,608
There's a chance

629
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,608
I might be pregnant.

630
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,109
Okay, Linus,

631
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,738
don't start popping

632
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,738
the sparkling cider just yet.

633
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:29,907
I'm just being cautious.

634
00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:31,867
I'll take a test

635
00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:31,867
when I get home.

636
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:33,410
It can wait.

637
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:36,955
Are Marvin and I

638
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:36,955
and any other future children

639
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:37,956
we may have

640
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:40,208
just some consolation prize?

641
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,419
I have to get out of here.

642
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,634
It can't wait.

643
00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:56,892
Lily, what a lovely...

644
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:59,352
Can I use your powder room?

645
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:06,192
Two minutes. Here we go.

646
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,829
Guys, we need to go back

647
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,829
to the hotel.

648
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:22,000
Lily peed on that,

649
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:22,000
and you touched it.

650
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,628
Lily?

651
00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:29,257
We're gonna have a baby?

652
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:35,138
I told you guys

653
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:35,138
I could keep a secret.

654
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:40,101
Uh, uh, Barney,

655
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:40,101
this-this is my mom.

656
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,020
Hi.

657
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,020
Hello.

658
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,104
Oh.

659
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,272
Oh, he's a hugger.

660
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,523
Nothing like your dad.

661
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,277
I'm sorry. I-I was

662
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,277
gonna tell you tonight.

663
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,862
No. Oh, my God, no. It's fine.

664
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,656
There's just...

665
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,656
there's so much we have to do.

666
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:55,325
You know, we have to, um...

667
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:55,325
we have to do research on...

668
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,327
uh, hospitals in Italy,

669
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,327
and we have to, uh...

670
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,203
We're not going to Italy.

671
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,832
Of course we are.

672
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:03,082
Lily, we have to do this.

673
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,417
You're gonna live in Rome,

674
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,544
and you're gonna get your dream,

675
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,544
because...

676
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,964
because you're giving me mine.

677
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,299
Again.

678
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,134
But there's gonna be

679
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,134
all sorts of paperwork,

680
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,386
and-and if she's born outside

681
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,386
of the U.S.,

682
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:16,930
she could never

683
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:16,930
become president.

684
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,265
It's a girl?

685
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:22,310
Oh. I don't know, but...

686
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,688
in my mind,

687
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,688
I kind of think she is.

688
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:25,730
Oh.

689
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,440
I love you so much.

690
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,027
Mmm.

691
00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:32,236
We're gonna give you

692
00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:32,236
some privacy.

693
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,491
It's my room. Why

694
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,491
do I have to...?

695
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,035
Just... come on.

696
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:42,873
I thought this was

697
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:42,873
an exit.

698
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:42,873
No, balcony.

699
00:18:42,873 --> 00:18:44,374
Ah. Oh.

700
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,167
Well, we'll just give them

701
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,167
a few minutes, and then...

702
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,753
Mm-hmm.

703
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,753
we'll go

704
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,753
back in and...

705
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,213
Oh.

706
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:52,382
Oh, they are both naked.

707
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,633
Yeah, they work fast.

708
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,677
Yes.

709
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:57,637
Oh, darling.

710
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,639
Oh, you're going

711
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,639
to be fine.

712
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,725
You know, for every marriage

713
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,725
in the world

714
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,977
like I had with your dad,

715
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,977
you know, there's...

716
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,730
there's a marriage

717
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,730
like those two in there.

718
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:09,066
And, oh, marriage is...

719
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:10,274
Oh, it's terrifying.

720
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,776
It's-it's like flying.

721
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,946
You know, you're-you're filled

722
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,946
with this mortal dread,

723
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,574
but if you find someone

724
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,574
you feel safe with,

725
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:20,744
it's like flying!

726
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:24,873
But if you got someone that you

727
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:24,873
feel is really there for you,

728
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:27,166
someone you can depend on,

729
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,460
you're gonna be fine.

730
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,671
Do you have someone

731
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,671
like that?

732
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,679
I do.

733
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,607
C'mon, bro.

734
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:53,902
don't bogart the Funyuns.

735
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:56,404
I'm not bogarting them.

736
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:59,449
There's another bag

737
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:59,449
in the kitchen.

738
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:00,825
Lily,

739
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,827
my darling.

740
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:07,124
I'm the one who boxed

741
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:07,124
up those Funyuns

742
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:09,459
and shipped them

743
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:09,459
here from New York.

744
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:14,923
So it would be nice if you

745
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:14,923
didn't eat them all.

746
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:18,509
Who brings food to Italy?

747
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,011
IT'S ITALY!

748
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:23,890
Then why are you

749
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:23,890
eating my Funyuns!

750
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,977
You don't want me

751
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,977
to eat your Funyuns?

752
00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:28,186
Fine.

753
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:32,857
Let's take the kids to the

754
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:32,857
square for some gelato!

755
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,318
Now you're talking!

756
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:36,653
Mickey!

757
00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:39,781
Let's go get some gelato!

758
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,200
That's a great idea.

759
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,829
I've got the kids in the

760
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,829
stroller and everything!

761
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,456
Principessa!

762
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:51,417
We're going to get some gelato!

763
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,170
You betcha!

764
00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:56,255
My beautiful children.

765
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,549
Good morning, Marvin.

766
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:04,139
Good morning...

767
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:05,890
Daisy.