1 00:00:09,237 --> 00:00:10,029 Hi. 2 00:00:10,154 --> 00:00:11,572 Hi. 3 00:00:12,948 --> 00:00:14,075 Okay. 4 00:00:17,745 --> 00:00:19,538 So I thought we'd... 5 00:00:17,745 --> 00:00:19,538 try this new restaurant. 6 00:00:19,663 --> 00:00:21,123 It's right around 7 00:00:19,663 --> 00:00:21,123 the corner from here. 8 00:00:21,249 --> 00:00:22,666 It's Scottish-Mexican fusion. 9 00:00:22,791 --> 00:00:24,001 Scottish-Mexican fusion? 10 00:00:24,126 --> 00:00:25,294 Scottish-Mexican fusion. 11 00:00:25,419 --> 00:00:28,089 Those seem like two things 12 00:00:25,419 --> 00:00:28,089 that do not fuse. 13 00:00:28,214 --> 00:00:29,464 Perhaps you'll change 14 00:00:28,214 --> 00:00:29,464 your mind when you try 15 00:00:29,590 --> 00:00:31,217 their signature 16 00:00:29,590 --> 00:00:31,217 haggis enchiladas. 17 00:00:31,341 --> 00:00:32,426 Okay. 18 00:00:32,551 --> 00:00:35,470 - All right. Yeah, come on. 19 00:00:32,551 --> 00:00:35,470 - Lead the way. 20 00:00:35,596 --> 00:00:37,973 I was surprised 21 00:00:35,596 --> 00:00:37,973 when you called. 22 00:00:38,099 --> 00:00:39,308 Isn't there some 23 00:00:38,099 --> 00:00:39,308 universal guy rule 24 00:00:39,433 --> 00:00:42,144 where you have to wait 25 00:00:39,433 --> 00:00:42,144 four days to call a girl? 26 00:00:42,270 --> 00:00:44,063 That... does not ring a bell. 27 00:00:44,188 --> 00:00:45,522 And it's three days. 28 00:00:46,857 --> 00:00:48,150 Here we are. 29 00:00:48,276 --> 00:00:50,152 (bagpipes and trumpets playing 30 00:00:48,276 --> 00:00:50,152 mariachi music) 31 00:00:50,278 --> 00:00:52,905 Uh, I did not realize 32 00:00:50,278 --> 00:00:52,905 there would be live music. 33 00:00:53,030 --> 00:00:55,365 So, uh, should we... 34 00:00:55,490 --> 00:00:56,533 Eat anywhere but here? 35 00:00:56,658 --> 00:00:57,952 - Yeah. Yeah. 36 00:00:56,658 --> 00:00:57,952 - Yeah. Yeah. 37 00:00:58,077 --> 00:00:59,620 Besides, I'm sure 38 00:00:58,077 --> 00:00:59,620 we can find a place 39 00:00:59,745 --> 00:01:00,829 where we don't need 40 00:00:59,745 --> 00:01:00,829 reservations. 41 00:01:00,955 --> 00:01:02,497 Oh, you think 42 00:01:00,955 --> 00:01:02,497 it's just that easy? 43 00:01:02,623 --> 00:01:04,541 Just stroll in off the 44 00:01:02,623 --> 00:01:04,541 street and get a meal? 45 00:01:04,666 --> 00:01:08,587 Well, let me tell you 46 00:01:04,666 --> 00:01:08,587 the tale of Gary Blauman. 47 00:01:08,712 --> 00:01:10,089 There's the blushing bride! 48 00:01:10,214 --> 00:01:11,715 Oh! 49 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:13,008 Gary Blauman! 50 00:01:13,134 --> 00:01:14,468 How are you? 51 00:01:14,593 --> 00:01:16,553 Uh, duh, like I need to ask. 52 00:01:16,678 --> 00:01:17,596 You're getting married. 53 00:01:17,721 --> 00:01:20,182 Well, don't let me keep you. 54 00:01:17,721 --> 00:01:20,182 You have things to do. 55 00:01:20,308 --> 00:01:22,643 I will see you 56 00:01:20,308 --> 00:01:22,643 walking down the aisle. 57 00:01:22,768 --> 00:01:25,687 I'll be the guy in the 58 00:01:22,768 --> 00:01:25,687 eighth row going like this. 59 00:01:27,148 --> 00:01:28,732 Right? 60 00:01:27,148 --> 00:01:28,732 Right. 61 00:01:28,857 --> 00:01:30,025 - Good luck today! 62 00:01:28,857 --> 00:01:30,025 - Thank you. 63 00:01:30,151 --> 00:01:32,527 Okay. 64 00:01:32,653 --> 00:01:34,238 Hey, there's the 65 00:01:32,653 --> 00:01:34,238 blushing bride... 66 00:01:34,363 --> 00:01:35,781 Code red! 67 00:01:48,543 --> 00:01:50,462 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, 68 00:01:48,543 --> 00:01:50,462 oh, my God, oh, my God, 69 00:01:50,587 --> 00:01:52,214 - oh, my God! 70 00:01:50,587 --> 00:01:52,214 - Why the code red? 71 00:01:52,340 --> 00:01:54,300 I mean, if it's... 72 00:01:52,340 --> 00:01:54,300 if it's about your hair, 73 00:01:54,424 --> 00:01:56,051 I didn't even notice; 74 00:01:54,424 --> 00:01:56,051 especially not from the back. 75 00:01:56,177 --> 00:01:58,595 - What? 76 00:01:56,177 --> 00:01:58,595 - Nothing. 77 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,639 Gary Blauman is here, 78 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,639 and I had no idea he was coming. 79 00:02:00,764 --> 00:02:02,308 His reply card must've 80 00:02:00,764 --> 00:02:02,308 gotten lost in the mail. 81 00:02:02,432 --> 00:02:03,558 I mean, 82 00:02:02,432 --> 00:02:03,558 where's he gonna sit? 83 00:02:03,684 --> 00:02:05,894 It took us weeks to plan 84 00:02:03,684 --> 00:02:05,894 the seating chart! 85 00:02:06,020 --> 00:02:07,729 Robin. 86 00:02:07,855 --> 00:02:09,648 Shh. 87 00:02:09,773 --> 00:02:11,608 - I got you. 88 00:02:09,773 --> 00:02:11,608 - Huh? 89 00:02:11,733 --> 00:02:13,819 You're talking to 90 00:02:11,733 --> 00:02:13,819 the seating chart master. 91 00:02:13,944 --> 00:02:16,571 At my own wedding, I managed 92 00:02:13,944 --> 00:02:16,571 to sit small-town Minnesotans 93 00:02:16,697 --> 00:02:20,326 right next to liberal New 94 00:02:16,697 --> 00:02:20,326 Yorkers with grace and aplomb. 95 00:02:20,450 --> 00:02:23,662 Table 27 still gets together 96 00:02:20,450 --> 00:02:23,662 once a year for a reunion. 97 00:02:23,787 --> 00:02:25,080 Perhaps you've seen their photos 98 00:02:23,787 --> 00:02:25,080 on Facebook. 99 00:02:28,376 --> 00:02:29,335 Like I said... 100 00:02:29,459 --> 00:02:30,794 I got you. 101 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:32,796 Thanks, Marshall. 102 00:02:36,091 --> 00:02:38,635 Code red! 103 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,346 Grandma's sitting 104 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,346 next to the band, 105 00:02:40,470 --> 00:02:42,848 divorced couple sitting one 106 00:02:40,470 --> 00:02:42,848 table away from each other, 107 00:02:42,973 --> 00:02:44,975 no coherent 108 00:02:42,973 --> 00:02:44,975 singles table. 109 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:47,144 This is the Robin's hair 110 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:47,144 of seating charts. 111 00:02:47,269 --> 00:02:48,270 Singles tables are cruel. 112 00:02:48,396 --> 00:02:49,771 I mean, what if you went 113 00:02:48,396 --> 00:02:49,771 to a wedding 114 00:02:49,897 --> 00:02:51,106 and there was a table 115 00:02:49,897 --> 00:02:51,106 of all fat guys? 116 00:02:51,232 --> 00:02:53,275 - That would be awesome. 117 00:02:51,232 --> 00:02:53,275 - You're right, it would. 118 00:02:53,401 --> 00:02:54,693 Let's crack this 119 00:02:53,401 --> 00:02:54,693 Gary Blauman nut first, 120 00:02:54,818 --> 00:02:56,653 and then we'll work 121 00:02:54,818 --> 00:02:56,653 on the fat guy table. 122 00:02:56,778 --> 00:02:58,655 Wait, did you say Gary Blauman? 123 00:02:58,780 --> 00:03:00,657 Yeah. Why? 124 00:03:00,782 --> 00:03:04,036 I... hate... that guy. 125 00:03:04,161 --> 00:03:05,204 Why? 126 00:03:05,329 --> 00:03:06,288 Remember a few years ago 127 00:03:06,414 --> 00:03:08,416 when I read that biography 128 00:03:06,414 --> 00:03:08,416 of Teddy Roosevelt? 129 00:03:08,582 --> 00:03:10,125 For weeks after I read it, 130 00:03:10,251 --> 00:03:13,212 I only wanted to talk 131 00:03:10,251 --> 00:03:13,212 about one thing. 132 00:03:13,337 --> 00:03:16,340 Teddy Roosevelt was 133 00:03:13,337 --> 00:03:16,340 the coolest guy ever! 134 00:03:17,507 --> 00:03:19,801 Oh, that's it! 135 00:03:17,507 --> 00:03:19,801 No more books, Ted. 136 00:03:19,927 --> 00:03:22,471 I don't like the person 137 00:03:19,927 --> 00:03:22,471 you become when you read books. 138 00:03:22,596 --> 00:03:24,556 Here's the deal: you 139 00:03:22,596 --> 00:03:24,556 get to tell us one more 140 00:03:24,681 --> 00:03:26,725 interesting fact 141 00:03:24,681 --> 00:03:26,725 about Teddy Roosevelt. 142 00:03:26,850 --> 00:03:29,395 One more, and then 143 00:03:26,850 --> 00:03:29,395 you're done forever. 144 00:03:29,519 --> 00:03:30,854 So make it a good one. 145 00:03:30,979 --> 00:03:33,065 Okay. 146 00:03:33,190 --> 00:03:35,484 He went blind in one eye... 147 00:03:35,609 --> 00:03:39,029 from getting hit too hard 148 00:03:35,609 --> 00:03:39,029 in a boxing match... 149 00:03:39,154 --> 00:03:41,115 while he was president! 150 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:42,199 - That's a pretty 151 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:42,199 good one. 152 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:42,199 - Wow. 153 00:03:42,324 --> 00:03:43,242 That is kind of... 154 00:03:43,367 --> 00:03:45,035 Right? Oh, and when he was 155 00:03:43,367 --> 00:03:45,035 at Harvard... 156 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:45,660 No! No! 157 00:03:45,786 --> 00:03:46,578 - Shut up! 158 00:03:45,786 --> 00:03:46,578 - Oh, my God! Please! 159 00:03:46,703 --> 00:03:48,872 Well, one night, 160 00:03:46,703 --> 00:03:48,872 we were throwing a party 161 00:03:48,997 --> 00:03:51,375 to celebrate... something... 162 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:52,834 I-I can't remember what... 163 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:55,003 when a pretty girl 164 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:55,003 I had never met 165 00:03:55,129 --> 00:03:56,422 noticed the book 166 00:03:55,129 --> 00:03:56,422 on the coffee table. 167 00:03:56,546 --> 00:03:58,673 I can't believe 168 00:03:56,546 --> 00:03:58,673 you have this book. 169 00:03:58,799 --> 00:03:59,758 I just finished 170 00:03:58,799 --> 00:03:59,758 reading it. 171 00:03:59,883 --> 00:04:03,262 Teddy Roosevelt was 172 00:03:59,883 --> 00:04:03,262 the coolest guy ever. 173 00:04:03,387 --> 00:04:05,389 A unicorn. 174 00:04:05,514 --> 00:04:06,681 I couldn't believe it. 175 00:04:06,807 --> 00:04:08,183 It was a stroke of luck on par 176 00:04:08,309 --> 00:04:10,519 with the 50-page manuscript 177 00:04:08,309 --> 00:04:10,519 in Roosevelt's breast pocket 178 00:04:10,644 --> 00:04:12,938 that helped slow that 179 00:04:10,644 --> 00:04:12,938 would-be assassin's bullet. 180 00:04:13,063 --> 00:04:13,981 Dude, come on. 181 00:04:14,106 --> 00:04:15,357 Sorry. Anyway... 182 00:04:15,483 --> 00:04:17,776 enter Gary Blauman. 183 00:04:17,901 --> 00:04:20,404 Is that the Teddy 184 00:04:17,901 --> 00:04:20,404 Roosevelt biography? 185 00:04:20,529 --> 00:04:22,364 Coolest guy ever. 186 00:04:22,490 --> 00:04:24,574 Right? Right? 187 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:26,201 Right? Right? 188 00:04:26,327 --> 00:04:28,703 - Right? Right? 189 00:04:26,327 --> 00:04:28,703 - Right? 190 00:04:28,829 --> 00:04:31,039 So the three of us started 191 00:04:28,829 --> 00:04:31,039 talking Teddy Roosevelt. 192 00:04:31,165 --> 00:04:33,334 When he took that 193 00:04:31,165 --> 00:04:33,334 four-minute flight 194 00:04:33,459 --> 00:04:34,584 on the Wright 195 00:04:33,459 --> 00:04:34,584 brother's plane? 196 00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:35,461 So cool. 197 00:04:35,585 --> 00:04:37,505 The time he climbed 198 00:04:35,585 --> 00:04:37,505 the tallest mountain 199 00:04:37,629 --> 00:04:39,423 in Europe on 200 00:04:37,629 --> 00:04:39,423 his honeymoon. 201 00:04:39,548 --> 00:04:40,466 So cool. 202 00:04:40,590 --> 00:04:41,842 And that's when I realized, 203 00:04:41,967 --> 00:04:44,303 Blauman and I were locked 204 00:04:41,967 --> 00:04:44,303 in a battle of wills 205 00:04:44,428 --> 00:04:46,430 that made T.R.'s charge 206 00:04:44,428 --> 00:04:46,430 up San Juan Hill 207 00:04:46,555 --> 00:04:47,889 look like a walk in the park. 208 00:04:48,015 --> 00:04:50,142 Or should I say, 209 00:04:48,015 --> 00:04:50,142 in the national park, 210 00:04:50,267 --> 00:04:51,101 since it was Roosevelt 211 00:04:51,226 --> 00:04:52,727 who spearheaded 212 00:04:51,226 --> 00:04:52,727 the establishment... 213 00:04:52,853 --> 00:04:54,646 Dude, come on. I gave you one. 214 00:04:54,771 --> 00:04:57,483 The battle raged on. 215 00:04:57,607 --> 00:04:59,276 In a way, he was... 216 00:04:59,401 --> 00:05:03,531 the archetype 217 00:04:59,401 --> 00:05:03,531 of the modern politician! 218 00:05:04,448 --> 00:05:06,116 Dude, knock it off. 219 00:05:06,241 --> 00:05:07,868 Knock what off, bro? 220 00:05:07,993 --> 00:05:08,743 This is my apartment, 221 00:05:08,869 --> 00:05:10,120 my Teddy Roosevelt 222 00:05:08,869 --> 00:05:10,120 conversation, 223 00:05:10,245 --> 00:05:11,246 I get the girl. 224 00:05:11,372 --> 00:05:13,790 Oh, so the fact that 225 00:05:11,372 --> 00:05:13,790 you're the incumbent means 226 00:05:13,915 --> 00:05:15,000 she should just pick you? 227 00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:17,085 Tell that 228 00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:17,085 to William Howard Taft. 229 00:05:17,211 --> 00:05:19,588 You're calling me Taft? 230 00:05:19,713 --> 00:05:21,298 If anyone's Taft, you're Taft! 231 00:05:21,423 --> 00:05:23,008 I'm not Taft! I'm Teddy! 232 00:05:23,133 --> 00:05:25,427 The hell you are. 233 00:05:23,133 --> 00:05:25,427 My name is Ted! 234 00:05:25,553 --> 00:05:28,597 Yeah, right. Go sign the 235 00:05:25,553 --> 00:05:28,597 Payne-Aldrich Tariff Act, Taft! 236 00:05:28,722 --> 00:05:30,849 How dare you? 237 00:05:30,974 --> 00:05:33,685 Skinny-dipping 238 00:05:30,974 --> 00:05:33,685 in the Potomac River. 239 00:05:35,103 --> 00:05:37,814 And so the standoff 240 00:05:35,103 --> 00:05:37,814 continued, hours passed... 241 00:05:37,939 --> 00:05:39,900 then days. 242 00:05:40,025 --> 00:05:42,069 Days passed? 243 00:05:40,025 --> 00:05:42,069 Days passed. 244 00:05:42,194 --> 00:05:45,864 Finally, a T.R. stricken 245 00:05:42,194 --> 00:05:45,864 by tropical fever 246 00:05:45,989 --> 00:05:49,493 on his Amazon trek, 247 00:05:45,989 --> 00:05:49,493 we could go no further. 248 00:05:49,618 --> 00:05:51,786 When he was Assistant Secretary 249 00:05:49,618 --> 00:05:51,786 of the Navy... 250 00:05:51,912 --> 00:05:53,622 Will you just pick 251 00:05:51,912 --> 00:05:53,622 one of us already 252 00:05:53,747 --> 00:05:56,250 so I can either have sex 253 00:05:53,747 --> 00:05:56,250 or go to sleep! 254 00:05:57,543 --> 00:05:59,587 Smooth, bro. 255 00:05:59,711 --> 00:06:02,339 After that day, 256 00:05:59,711 --> 00:06:02,339 I have never liked that guy. 257 00:06:02,464 --> 00:06:04,550 So let's just tell Robin 258 00:06:02,464 --> 00:06:04,550 this can't be done, 259 00:06:04,674 --> 00:06:06,218 and send Gary Blauman packing. 260 00:06:06,343 --> 00:06:07,636 Did you just say 261 00:06:07,761 --> 00:06:09,304 Gary Blauman? 262 00:06:09,430 --> 00:06:10,222 Yeah. 263 00:06:10,347 --> 00:06:12,516 I... 264 00:06:12,641 --> 00:06:14,309 love that guy! 265 00:06:14,435 --> 00:06:15,810 What? He's the devil! 266 00:06:15,936 --> 00:06:17,605 He's an angel. 267 00:06:17,729 --> 00:06:20,482 It was 2006, 268 00:06:17,729 --> 00:06:20,482 Marshall and I had broken up, 269 00:06:20,608 --> 00:06:22,776 and I was back in New York 270 00:06:20,608 --> 00:06:22,776 feeling vulnerable 271 00:06:22,901 --> 00:06:25,153 and listening to 272 00:06:22,901 --> 00:06:25,153 my breakup song over and over. 273 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:27,573 Sugar Ray's "Fly." 274 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:27,573 You know it. 275 00:06:27,697 --> 00:06:29,533 Man, you know nothing 276 00:06:27,697 --> 00:06:29,533 about breakups. 277 00:06:29,658 --> 00:06:30,700 I really don't. 278 00:06:30,825 --> 00:06:33,495 Anyway, then I hit bottom. 279 00:06:33,621 --> 00:06:34,580 There's a bottom 280 00:06:33,621 --> 00:06:34,580 below Sugar Ray? 281 00:06:34,704 --> 00:06:36,331 Mm. 282 00:06:36,457 --> 00:06:38,041 What? 283 00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:40,377 Why have I never 284 00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:40,377 seen that before? 285 00:06:40,502 --> 00:06:41,503 I've been using cover-up 286 00:06:41,629 --> 00:06:43,713 and strategically placed straps 287 00:06:41,629 --> 00:06:43,713 for a long time 288 00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:45,715 to keep this puppy quiet. 289 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,009 After all the times 290 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,009 you guys made fun of me 291 00:06:48,135 --> 00:06:49,428 for my breakup butterfly 292 00:06:48,135 --> 00:06:49,428 tattoo? 293 00:06:51,346 --> 00:06:53,515 Oh, the fact that Ted got 294 00:06:51,346 --> 00:06:53,515 a butterfly tattoo, 295 00:06:53,641 --> 00:06:55,684 will you ever stop 296 00:06:53,641 --> 00:06:55,684 being hilarious? 297 00:06:55,809 --> 00:06:57,811 So why is it only 298 00:06:55,809 --> 00:06:57,811 half a butterfly? 299 00:06:57,936 --> 00:07:01,315 Because Gary Blauman saw me 300 00:06:57,936 --> 00:07:01,315 in the tattoo parlor, 301 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:04,067 dragged me out 302 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:04,067 and talked some sense into me. 303 00:07:04,192 --> 00:07:05,860 Lily, trust me, 304 00:07:05,986 --> 00:07:07,696 you and Marshall 305 00:07:05,986 --> 00:07:07,696 are going to get back together. 306 00:07:07,821 --> 00:07:10,740 And when you do, you will 307 00:07:07,821 --> 00:07:10,740 be so glad you did not get 308 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:12,701 the other half 309 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:12,701 of that butterfly. 310 00:07:12,826 --> 00:07:16,121 Actually, I was gonna get a 311 00:07:12,826 --> 00:07:16,121 little more than the butterfly. 312 00:07:19,708 --> 00:07:21,793 It's good that I ran into you. 313 00:07:21,918 --> 00:07:24,379 Marshall, Blauman saved you 314 00:07:21,918 --> 00:07:24,379 from a lifetime 315 00:07:24,505 --> 00:07:27,382 of looking at Sugar Ray every 316 00:07:24,505 --> 00:07:27,382 time we do it on your birthday. 317 00:07:27,508 --> 00:07:28,925 Find him a nice seat. 318 00:07:29,050 --> 00:07:31,178 No, no, do not find him a seat. 319 00:07:31,303 --> 00:07:32,929 - I'm telling you, this guy... 320 00:07:31,303 --> 00:07:32,929 - You find him a nice... 321 00:07:33,054 --> 00:07:34,389 Neither of us 322 00:07:33,054 --> 00:07:34,389 was gonna back down, 323 00:07:34,515 --> 00:07:36,850 so finally we decided 324 00:07:34,515 --> 00:07:36,850 to take it to the groom. 325 00:07:37,851 --> 00:07:39,769 - Wh-What's going on? 326 00:07:37,851 --> 00:07:39,769 - Shh! 327 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:41,104 Wha...? 328 00:07:43,898 --> 00:07:44,899 Who's that guy? 329 00:07:45,025 --> 00:07:47,152 It's my ex-boyfriend. 330 00:07:52,782 --> 00:07:54,409 So, we're crouching 331 00:07:52,782 --> 00:07:54,409 behind a van, 332 00:07:54,535 --> 00:07:56,036 hiding from 333 00:07:54,535 --> 00:07:56,036 your ex-boyfriend. 334 00:07:56,161 --> 00:07:58,997 Forgive me, I'm a little bit 335 00:07:56,161 --> 00:07:58,997 of a detective. 336 00:07:59,122 --> 00:08:00,582 It was a bad breakup? 337 00:08:00,708 --> 00:08:01,833 Pretty bad. 338 00:08:01,958 --> 00:08:03,752 Bad like 339 00:08:01,958 --> 00:08:03,752 there was a big fight? 340 00:08:03,877 --> 00:08:06,004 Bad like there was 341 00:08:03,877 --> 00:08:06,004 a big ring. 342 00:08:06,129 --> 00:08:07,964 Bad like this happened 343 00:08:06,129 --> 00:08:07,964 in the past year? 344 00:08:08,089 --> 00:08:11,301 Bad like it 345 00:08:08,089 --> 00:08:11,301 happened Saturday. 346 00:08:11,426 --> 00:08:13,261 So bad. 347 00:08:13,387 --> 00:08:15,138 Yeah. 348 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:18,684 Okay, he's gone. 349 00:08:19,768 --> 00:08:21,936 I'm so sorry, Ted. 350 00:08:22,062 --> 00:08:24,690 I really like you, 351 00:08:22,062 --> 00:08:24,690 but I'm-I'm in 352 00:08:24,814 --> 00:08:27,568 the weirdest place on Earth 353 00:08:24,814 --> 00:08:27,568 right now. 354 00:08:27,693 --> 00:08:29,486 You're in a Scottish-Mexican 355 00:08:27,693 --> 00:08:29,486 restaurant? 356 00:08:30,654 --> 00:08:31,697 Yup. 357 00:08:31,821 --> 00:08:35,033 Yeah, I am. 358 00:08:35,158 --> 00:08:37,869 It's just too soon 359 00:08:35,158 --> 00:08:37,869 for me to be dating. 360 00:08:37,994 --> 00:08:39,829 I think I should head home. 361 00:08:39,954 --> 00:08:43,166 Well, want me to walk with you? 362 00:08:43,291 --> 00:08:45,960 Lots of scary ex-boyfriends 363 00:08:43,291 --> 00:08:45,960 in this neighborhood. 364 00:08:46,086 --> 00:08:48,797 Sure. 365 00:08:48,922 --> 00:08:50,382 I do want to hear 366 00:08:48,922 --> 00:08:50,382 the rest of that story. 367 00:08:50,507 --> 00:08:52,008 Right, right the story. 368 00:08:52,133 --> 00:08:53,134 Yeah. 369 00:08:53,260 --> 00:08:56,346 So, we decided 370 00:08:53,260 --> 00:08:56,346 to take it to the groom. 371 00:08:56,471 --> 00:08:58,139 Did you say Gary Blauman? 372 00:08:58,265 --> 00:08:59,307 Yeah. 373 00:08:59,433 --> 00:09:00,392 Gary Blauman? 374 00:09:00,517 --> 00:09:01,560 Yes. 375 00:09:01,685 --> 00:09:04,479 Blauman... comma, Gary? 376 00:09:04,605 --> 00:09:06,732 Point, comma, 377 00:09:04,605 --> 00:09:06,732 get to the damn. 378 00:09:06,856 --> 00:09:09,651 I... 379 00:09:16,491 --> 00:09:17,992 love 380 00:09:18,118 --> 00:09:20,328 that we have the opportunity 381 00:09:18,118 --> 00:09:20,328 to destroy 382 00:09:20,454 --> 00:09:23,457 Gary Blauman's weekend by 383 00:09:20,454 --> 00:09:23,457 kicking him out of the wedding! 384 00:09:23,582 --> 00:09:26,876 Yes! Gary Blauman Haters' Club 385 00:09:23,582 --> 00:09:26,876 right here! 386 00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:28,545 What that guy did to me. 387 00:09:28,670 --> 00:09:31,256 Oh... God! 388 00:09:31,381 --> 00:09:32,257 It makes me 389 00:09:32,382 --> 00:09:34,259 furious to this day! 390 00:09:34,384 --> 00:09:37,011 Okay, okay, I'm gonna try 391 00:09:34,384 --> 00:09:37,011 and tell this story 392 00:09:37,137 --> 00:09:38,555 without completely losing it. 393 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:40,641 Ready? Okay, here goes. 394 00:09:40,766 --> 00:09:42,267 I was at the... 395 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:46,938 Nope, not gonna happen. 396 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:46,938 Give me a second. 397 00:09:47,063 --> 00:09:48,398 - Ooh! 398 00:09:47,063 --> 00:09:48,398 - Ooh! 399 00:09:48,523 --> 00:09:50,108 I was at the bar. 400 00:09:50,233 --> 00:09:51,860 Hey, Barney! 401 00:09:51,985 --> 00:09:53,361 What's up, Blauman? 402 00:09:51,985 --> 00:09:53,361 Have a seat. 403 00:09:53,487 --> 00:09:54,655 Oh, thanks. 404 00:09:54,780 --> 00:09:57,073 Your fries. 405 00:09:54,780 --> 00:09:57,073 Need anything? 406 00:09:57,198 --> 00:09:58,908 I'm good, thanks. 407 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:01,745 Oh, but he was not good, thanks. 408 00:10:01,870 --> 00:10:03,955 He was not good, thanks, at all! 409 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,916 Oh, what? Did he take 410 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,916 one of your fries? 411 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,794 Take one? 412 00:10:09,711 --> 00:10:11,379 Take one? 413 00:10:11,505 --> 00:10:13,214 Lily, it would have been 414 00:10:11,505 --> 00:10:13,214 one thing 415 00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:15,967 if he took one of my fries; 416 00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:15,967 that would have been one thing. 417 00:10:16,092 --> 00:10:18,804 No, Lily, that day, 418 00:10:18,928 --> 00:10:21,055 Blauman took... 419 00:10:24,476 --> 00:10:26,936 four of my fries! 420 00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:29,063 But that's not even the capper! 421 00:10:29,189 --> 00:10:31,566 Here's the part that still 422 00:10:29,189 --> 00:10:31,566 keeps me up at night: 423 00:10:31,692 --> 00:10:33,401 the fourth fry he took... 424 00:10:33,527 --> 00:10:36,112 the fourth fry he took... 425 00:10:39,115 --> 00:10:40,617 Buddy, you oka... you okay? 426 00:10:43,411 --> 00:10:46,581 The fourth fry he took... 427 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,669 was an accidental curly. 428 00:11:02,723 --> 00:11:05,684 You don't take 429 00:11:02,723 --> 00:11:05,684 a man's accidental curly. 430 00:11:05,809 --> 00:11:06,852 You take a man's wife 431 00:11:06,976 --> 00:11:09,020 before you take 432 00:11:06,976 --> 00:11:09,020 his accidental curly. 433 00:11:09,145 --> 00:11:11,981 If you wanted 434 00:11:09,145 --> 00:11:11,981 curly fries so bad, 435 00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:14,108 why not just order them 436 00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:14,108 in the first place? 437 00:11:14,234 --> 00:11:15,527 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 438 00:11:15,652 --> 00:11:16,778 'Cause that's 439 00:11:15,652 --> 00:11:16,778 what you want. 440 00:11:16,904 --> 00:11:18,321 All curly fries. 441 00:11:18,446 --> 00:11:21,324 Regular cut with 442 00:11:18,446 --> 00:11:21,324 a few accidental curlies. 443 00:11:21,449 --> 00:11:22,367 That's what you want. 444 00:11:22,492 --> 00:11:23,869 - That's the dream. 445 00:11:22,492 --> 00:11:23,869 - He's right. 446 00:11:23,993 --> 00:11:25,954 - That is the dream. 447 00:11:23,993 --> 00:11:25,954 - No! 448 00:11:26,079 --> 00:11:28,373 I refuse to look 449 00:11:26,079 --> 00:11:28,373 down from the altar 450 00:11:28,498 --> 00:11:31,459 as I say my vowels to 451 00:11:28,498 --> 00:11:31,459 the woman of my dreams, 452 00:11:31,585 --> 00:11:34,337 and see that 453 00:11:31,585 --> 00:11:34,337 damned, stupid, 454 00:11:34,462 --> 00:11:36,631 accidental-curly- 455 00:11:34,462 --> 00:11:36,631 fry-stealing 456 00:11:36,757 --> 00:11:38,508 Gary Blauman! 457 00:11:38,633 --> 00:11:40,051 Did you say Gary Blauman? 458 00:11:40,844 --> 00:11:43,012 I... 459 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,681 hate... 460 00:11:44,806 --> 00:11:46,892 to disagree with Barney. 461 00:11:47,016 --> 00:11:48,435 But I love that guy! 462 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:51,229 I just met him earlier today. 463 00:11:51,354 --> 00:11:52,689 Oh, my gosh! 464 00:11:52,814 --> 00:11:53,815 It's you. 465 00:11:53,941 --> 00:11:54,983 Yeah. 466 00:11:55,108 --> 00:11:57,277 You're the poet William Zabka. 467 00:11:58,612 --> 00:12:00,822 Nobody ever recognizes me 468 00:11:58,612 --> 00:12:00,822 for my poetry. 469 00:12:00,948 --> 00:12:03,867 He has all six 470 00:12:00,948 --> 00:12:03,867 of my collections. 471 00:12:03,992 --> 00:12:04,993 When Terry Gross interviewed me 472 00:12:05,118 --> 00:12:07,746 on Fresh Air, he listened live. 473 00:12:07,871 --> 00:12:10,164 Gary Blauman rules! 474 00:12:10,290 --> 00:12:11,583 Gary Blauman? 475 00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:13,543 I... 476 00:12:15,503 --> 00:12:17,839 hate... 477 00:12:17,965 --> 00:12:19,591 that I once thought 478 00:12:17,965 --> 00:12:19,591 I loved Gary Blauman. 479 00:12:19,716 --> 00:12:21,843 Ooh, this sounds good. 480 00:12:21,969 --> 00:12:24,596 Gary's the guy 481 00:12:21,969 --> 00:12:24,596 that I had an affair with. 482 00:12:24,721 --> 00:12:28,433 Tom found out, 483 00:12:24,721 --> 00:12:28,433 threw me out of the house. 484 00:12:28,558 --> 00:12:31,645 Now the kids are 485 00:12:28,558 --> 00:12:31,645 from a broken home. 486 00:12:31,770 --> 00:12:35,231 Because of Gary Blauman, 487 00:12:31,770 --> 00:12:35,231 everything that matters to me 488 00:12:35,356 --> 00:12:37,066 is gone. 489 00:12:40,361 --> 00:12:41,529 I got that beat. 490 00:12:41,655 --> 00:12:43,281 So, I was ordering 491 00:12:41,655 --> 00:12:43,281 these fries... 492 00:12:43,406 --> 00:12:44,741 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 493 00:12:44,866 --> 00:12:45,784 Blauman's gay? 494 00:12:45,909 --> 00:12:46,785 Well... 495 00:12:46,910 --> 00:12:48,286 then that means that night, 496 00:12:48,411 --> 00:12:52,540 the real battle 497 00:12:48,411 --> 00:12:52,540 was between Blauman 498 00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:54,375 and the girl. 499 00:12:54,501 --> 00:12:57,629 And the prize... was this guy. 500 00:12:59,088 --> 00:13:00,423 Keep telling yourself 501 00:12:59,088 --> 00:13:00,423 that, buddy. 502 00:13:00,548 --> 00:13:01,675 I don't want to see Gary Blauman 503 00:13:00,548 --> 00:13:01,675 at my brother's wedding. 504 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,385 - Neither do I! 505 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,385 I'm the brother in question! 506 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,385 - Now, now, hold on. 507 00:13:07,388 --> 00:13:09,390 Order! Order! 508 00:13:09,516 --> 00:13:12,435 Robin put this on my plate, 509 00:13:09,516 --> 00:13:12,435 and so I'll make the decision. 510 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,729 Now, let's take a short recess. 511 00:13:14,855 --> 00:13:15,897 Everybody out. 512 00:13:16,023 --> 00:13:17,398 Okay. 513 00:13:17,524 --> 00:13:20,151 Lily, out of court settlement. 514 00:13:20,276 --> 00:13:22,863 Drop this whole thing, 515 00:13:20,276 --> 00:13:22,863 and I'll give you ten bucks. 516 00:13:22,988 --> 00:13:24,405 No. 517 00:13:27,283 --> 00:13:29,494 I can't go higher than ten. 518 00:13:31,538 --> 00:13:34,749 I'm ready to give 519 00:13:31,538 --> 00:13:34,749 my decision. 520 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:36,417 This was a tough one. 521 00:13:36,543 --> 00:13:38,461 Lot of good points 522 00:13:36,543 --> 00:13:38,461 on both sides. 523 00:13:38,586 --> 00:13:41,089 But ultimately... Blauman stays. 524 00:13:41,214 --> 00:13:42,423 - Yeah. 525 00:13:41,214 --> 00:13:42,423 - What in the...? 526 00:13:42,549 --> 00:13:43,675 For one simple reason. 527 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:46,678 There is a higher law 528 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:46,678 at every wedding. 529 00:13:46,803 --> 00:13:49,222 A law that trumps 530 00:13:46,803 --> 00:13:49,222 all other arguments. 531 00:13:49,347 --> 00:13:52,684 When the bride asks 532 00:13:49,347 --> 00:13:52,684 for something, she gets it. 533 00:13:52,809 --> 00:13:53,518 Yes. 534 00:13:53,643 --> 00:13:55,062 - Wow. 535 00:13:53,643 --> 00:13:55,062 Good point. 536 00:13:55,186 --> 00:13:56,270 He's right. 537 00:13:56,396 --> 00:13:58,815 This fake court thingy 538 00:13:56,396 --> 00:13:58,815 is adjourned. 539 00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:01,609 Judged. 540 00:14:01,735 --> 00:14:03,361 Well, I guess 541 00:14:01,735 --> 00:14:03,361 let's go find Blauman 542 00:14:03,486 --> 00:14:04,445 and tell him the good news. 543 00:14:04,571 --> 00:14:06,197 Yeah, about that. 544 00:14:04,571 --> 00:14:06,197 Bit of a wrinkle. 545 00:14:06,322 --> 00:14:08,825 I was just in the hallway, 546 00:14:06,322 --> 00:14:08,825 ran into Blauman. 547 00:14:08,950 --> 00:14:10,535 I told him 548 00:14:08,950 --> 00:14:10,535 if he didn't leave immediately, 549 00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:12,954 then Billy Zabka was gonna 550 00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:12,954 crane-kick him in the face. 551 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,039 What? 552 00:14:14,163 --> 00:14:15,582 But that's not 553 00:14:14,163 --> 00:14:15,582 even my move! 554 00:14:15,707 --> 00:14:16,583 I... 555 00:14:16,708 --> 00:14:17,625 We have to stop him. 556 00:14:17,751 --> 00:14:18,710 - Barney! 557 00:14:17,751 --> 00:14:18,710 - I... 558 00:14:18,835 --> 00:14:20,336 Come on, come on, come on. 559 00:14:20,461 --> 00:14:21,796 So, we all run out 560 00:14:20,461 --> 00:14:21,796 to the parking lot 561 00:14:21,922 --> 00:14:24,716 to stop Gary Blauman from 562 00:14:21,922 --> 00:14:24,716 leaving the wedding... 563 00:14:25,675 --> 00:14:27,260 What are you doing? 564 00:14:27,385 --> 00:14:28,720 This is my place. 565 00:14:28,845 --> 00:14:31,222 Oh. 566 00:14:31,347 --> 00:14:32,640 So, uh... 567 00:14:32,766 --> 00:14:36,144 well, I guess this... 568 00:14:32,766 --> 00:14:36,144 this is where I leave you. 569 00:14:42,067 --> 00:14:43,902 This is your place. 570 00:14:44,027 --> 00:14:45,737 Yup. 571 00:14:45,862 --> 00:14:48,698 You sure it's not 572 00:14:45,862 --> 00:14:48,698 a few blocks that way? 573 00:14:48,823 --> 00:14:51,159 Nope, it's right here. 574 00:14:51,284 --> 00:14:53,202 It's right 575 00:14:51,284 --> 00:14:53,202 where you picked me up. 576 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,122 So it is. 577 00:14:56,873 --> 00:15:00,085 Well... good night. 578 00:15:00,209 --> 00:15:02,545 Good night. 579 00:15:02,670 --> 00:15:04,089 Eight years earlier, 580 00:15:02,670 --> 00:15:04,089 I probably would've given 581 00:15:04,213 --> 00:15:05,882 some embarrassing speech, 582 00:15:04,213 --> 00:15:05,882 confessed my love 583 00:15:06,007 --> 00:15:07,216 and scared her off. 584 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:08,676 But I didn't. 585 00:15:08,802 --> 00:15:11,721 Because somehow I just knew 586 00:15:08,802 --> 00:15:11,721 this was all gonna work out. 587 00:15:11,846 --> 00:15:13,598 - Ted? 588 00:15:11,846 --> 00:15:13,598 - Oh, thank God. 589 00:15:18,227 --> 00:15:21,022 Do you at least want 590 00:15:18,227 --> 00:15:21,022 to finish your story? 591 00:15:21,148 --> 00:15:23,900 Right. 592 00:15:24,025 --> 00:15:27,195 So, we all ran out 593 00:15:24,025 --> 00:15:27,195 to the parking lot, and... 594 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,405 Blauman, Blauman, 595 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,405 I'm sorry. 596 00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,783 You can stay. Billy won't 597 00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,783 kick you in the face. 598 00:15:31,908 --> 00:15:32,867 It's not even my move. 599 00:15:32,993 --> 00:15:34,786 If I was gonna do anything, 600 00:15:32,993 --> 00:15:34,786 I'd sweep the leg, 601 00:15:34,911 --> 00:15:37,288 and put you in a body bag; 602 00:15:34,911 --> 00:15:37,288 everyone knows that. 603 00:15:37,413 --> 00:15:39,791 Wait, is that 604 00:15:37,413 --> 00:15:39,791 from one of your poems? 605 00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:42,460 Thank you for that. 606 00:15:42,585 --> 00:15:44,212 Please stick around, 607 00:15:42,585 --> 00:15:44,212 for the bride. 608 00:15:44,337 --> 00:15:46,631 You're not a Taft. 609 00:15:44,337 --> 00:15:46,631 Even if you are, 610 00:15:46,756 --> 00:15:48,466 Roosevelt shouldn't have 611 00:15:46,756 --> 00:15:48,466 divided the party like that. 612 00:15:48,591 --> 00:15:49,884 I mean, he handed the 613 00:15:48,591 --> 00:15:49,884 election to Wilson. 614 00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:51,761 - Completely, right? 615 00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:51,761 - Right? Right? 616 00:15:52,971 --> 00:15:54,764 No, wait! No! All right? 617 00:15:54,889 --> 00:15:56,224 Forget it! 618 00:15:57,017 --> 00:15:58,601 And, James, I'm sorry 619 00:15:58,726 --> 00:15:59,978 about you and Tom. 620 00:16:00,103 --> 00:16:02,730 But you have to stop blaming me 621 00:16:00,103 --> 00:16:02,730 for your own decisions. 622 00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:05,984 Well, guys, take a good look. 623 00:16:06,109 --> 00:16:09,946 This face you won't 624 00:16:06,109 --> 00:16:09,946 be seeing again. 625 00:16:11,572 --> 00:16:14,242 Come... 626 00:16:14,367 --> 00:16:15,451 The bri... the bri... 627 00:16:15,576 --> 00:16:16,786 Gary? 628 00:16:19,622 --> 00:16:21,166 He's really leaving. 629 00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:23,334 Hey, Barney. 630 00:16:23,459 --> 00:16:26,004 You still, uh, 631 00:16:23,459 --> 00:16:26,004 have my wedding ring? 632 00:16:27,296 --> 00:16:28,840 Yeah. 633 00:16:28,965 --> 00:16:31,009 I've got some work to do. 634 00:16:31,134 --> 00:16:33,427 Excuse me. 635 00:16:36,305 --> 00:16:37,515 Blauman will cool off 636 00:16:36,305 --> 00:16:37,515 eventually. 637 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:38,516 We'll see him again. 638 00:16:38,641 --> 00:16:39,559 Of course we will. 639 00:16:39,684 --> 00:16:40,601 I don't know. 640 00:16:40,727 --> 00:16:42,937 I mean, we might 641 00:16:40,727 --> 00:16:42,937 really never see him again. 642 00:16:43,063 --> 00:16:45,356 Because I remember 643 00:16:43,063 --> 00:16:45,356 at our wedding 644 00:16:45,481 --> 00:16:46,649 looking out and thinking, 645 00:16:46,774 --> 00:16:49,360 "Man, everyone here means 646 00:16:46,774 --> 00:16:49,360 so much to me." 647 00:16:50,153 --> 00:16:51,029 A bunch of those people, 648 00:16:51,154 --> 00:16:53,656 you know, 649 00:16:51,154 --> 00:16:53,656 I haven't seen them since. 650 00:16:53,781 --> 00:16:55,825 And that's how it goes, kids. 651 00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:58,536 The friends, neighbors, 652 00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:58,536 drinking buddies 653 00:16:58,661 --> 00:17:00,371 and partners in crime 654 00:16:58,661 --> 00:17:00,371 you love so much 655 00:17:00,496 --> 00:17:03,457 when you're young, 656 00:17:00,496 --> 00:17:03,457 as the years go by, 657 00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,710 you just lose touch. 658 00:17:07,587 --> 00:17:08,796 That being said, 659 00:17:08,922 --> 00:17:11,632 I did manage to keep track 660 00:17:08,922 --> 00:17:11,632 of a few people. 661 00:17:11,758 --> 00:17:14,844 Carl's still behind the bar 662 00:17:11,758 --> 00:17:14,844 at MacLaren's. 663 00:17:14,969 --> 00:17:16,763 Hey, watch it over there. 664 00:17:16,888 --> 00:17:18,389 Yeah, watch it over there! 665 00:17:18,514 --> 00:17:20,058 It's become a family business. 666 00:17:20,183 --> 00:17:22,185 Jeanette was arrested 667 00:17:20,183 --> 00:17:22,185 for mailing jars of urine 668 00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:23,311 to Val Kilmer. 669 00:17:23,436 --> 00:17:24,478 No, not that Val Kilmer. 670 00:17:24,604 --> 00:17:26,147 She narrowly avoided 671 00:17:24,604 --> 00:17:26,147 prison time, 672 00:17:26,273 --> 00:17:29,609 but did receive mandatory 673 00:17:26,273 --> 00:17:29,609 psychological counseling. 674 00:17:29,734 --> 00:17:32,153 Hello, handsome. 675 00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:35,531 I should say up front, I'm 676 00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:35,531 not allowed to date my... 677 00:17:35,656 --> 00:17:36,741 Oh, what the hell. 678 00:17:36,866 --> 00:17:40,161 She and Kevin live 679 00:17:36,866 --> 00:17:40,161 in Poughkeepsie now. 680 00:17:40,287 --> 00:17:43,123 Ranjit made a couple really 681 00:17:40,287 --> 00:17:43,123 good stock picks, and, well, 682 00:17:43,248 --> 00:17:44,958 he owns the limo service now. 683 00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:47,001 Bitterman, get the car. 684 00:17:47,127 --> 00:17:48,669 Getting the car, sir. 685 00:17:48,795 --> 00:17:50,755 Patrice has 686 00:17:48,795 --> 00:17:50,755 her own drive-time radio show. 687 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,757 People call in, 688 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,757 she gives advice. 689 00:17:52,882 --> 00:17:55,051 Because 690 00:17:52,882 --> 00:17:55,051 sometimes I just feel like 691 00:17:55,176 --> 00:17:56,469 he never listens to me, 692 00:17:55,176 --> 00:17:56,469 you know? 693 00:17:56,594 --> 00:17:58,387 Gosh, caller, 694 00:17:56,594 --> 00:17:58,387 that's a real pickle. 695 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,556 You know, 696 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,556 my grandma always says... 697 00:18:00,681 --> 00:18:02,516 Damn it, Patrice, 698 00:18:00,681 --> 00:18:02,516 I'm not finished! 699 00:18:02,642 --> 00:18:04,936 Sorry, sorry, go on. 700 00:18:05,061 --> 00:18:07,021 William Zabka became 701 00:18:05,061 --> 00:18:07,021 the youngest poet ever 702 00:18:07,147 --> 00:18:09,983 to win the American Humanities 703 00:18:07,147 --> 00:18:09,983 Medal for Literature. 704 00:18:10,108 --> 00:18:13,278 He's currently working on 705 00:18:10,108 --> 00:18:13,278 a collection of travel essays. 706 00:18:13,402 --> 00:18:14,612 Hyah! 707 00:18:14,737 --> 00:18:17,031 Zoey pops up in the news 708 00:18:14,737 --> 00:18:17,031 every now and then 709 00:18:17,157 --> 00:18:18,992 supporting some cause 710 00:18:17,157 --> 00:18:18,992 or another. 711 00:18:19,117 --> 00:18:21,077 It doesn't always 712 00:18:19,117 --> 00:18:21,077 go well for her. 713 00:18:21,202 --> 00:18:22,536 The hawk is a majestic creature! 714 00:18:22,662 --> 00:18:23,746 She means you no har... 715 00:18:23,871 --> 00:18:26,457 Aah, no! I'm your friend! 716 00:18:23,871 --> 00:18:26,457 I'm helping you! 717 00:18:26,582 --> 00:18:28,542 Still, it's nice knowing 718 00:18:26,582 --> 00:18:28,542 she's out there 719 00:18:28,668 --> 00:18:30,170 fighting the good fight. 720 00:18:30,295 --> 00:18:31,379 Scooter's been married 721 00:18:30,295 --> 00:18:31,379 for a while. 722 00:18:31,504 --> 00:18:33,422 Apparently, he met 723 00:18:31,504 --> 00:18:33,422 a girl at work, 724 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:34,715 and it was love at first sight. 725 00:18:34,841 --> 00:18:37,551 I guess something about her 726 00:18:34,841 --> 00:18:37,551 helped him get over Lily. 727 00:18:37,677 --> 00:18:39,929 You look beautiful today, 728 00:18:37,677 --> 00:18:39,929 Jasmine. 729 00:18:40,054 --> 00:18:41,722 Like every day. 730 00:18:41,848 --> 00:18:44,433 Move. I serve 731 00:18:41,848 --> 00:18:44,433 sloppy joe now. 732 00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,936 Blitz struggled with a gambling 733 00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,936 addiction for a while. 734 00:18:47,061 --> 00:18:49,772 But after a three-day bender 735 00:18:47,061 --> 00:18:49,772 on the same slot machine, 736 00:18:49,897 --> 00:18:50,982 he finally kicked it. 737 00:18:51,107 --> 00:18:53,401 I got to get help. 738 00:18:58,365 --> 00:19:01,159 Yes! 739 00:19:01,284 --> 00:19:02,660 Aw, man! 740 00:19:02,785 --> 00:19:05,079 I'm not sure what happened 741 00:19:02,785 --> 00:19:05,079 to Blahblah. 742 00:19:05,205 --> 00:19:07,332 But I'd like to think 743 00:19:05,205 --> 00:19:07,332 that wherever she is, she... 744 00:19:07,456 --> 00:19:10,001 Carol! Her name was Carol! 745 00:19:10,126 --> 00:19:11,336 Thank you. 746 00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:13,087 Sandy Rivers' inappropriate 747 00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:13,087 office behavior 748 00:19:13,213 --> 00:19:16,132 finally caught up with him, 749 00:19:13,213 --> 00:19:16,132 ending his news career... 750 00:19:16,257 --> 00:19:17,633 in America. 751 00:19:30,271 --> 00:19:31,939 He hasn't changed. 752 00:19:32,065 --> 00:19:34,317 It took some doing, 753 00:19:32,065 --> 00:19:34,317 but James finally convinced Tom 754 00:19:34,442 --> 00:19:36,444 to take him back. 755 00:19:36,569 --> 00:19:40,448 And nobody's happier about it 756 00:19:36,569 --> 00:19:40,448 than their kids. 757 00:19:40,573 --> 00:19:44,827 Hey, kids, have I ever told you 758 00:19:40,573 --> 00:19:44,827 how I met your father? 759 00:19:44,952 --> 00:19:46,413 It was at a party. 760 00:19:46,537 --> 00:19:49,249 And as for Blauman... 761 00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:53,086 Guys, wait! 762 00:19:54,254 --> 00:19:55,713 I'm sorry for storming off 763 00:19:54,254 --> 00:19:55,713 like that. 764 00:19:55,838 --> 00:19:57,506 I don't want to miss 765 00:19:55,838 --> 00:19:57,506 this wedding. 766 00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:59,717 You will be shocked, kids, 767 00:19:59,842 --> 00:20:01,719 when you discover 768 00:19:59,842 --> 00:20:01,719 how easy it is in life 769 00:20:01,844 --> 00:20:03,971 to part ways 770 00:20:01,844 --> 00:20:03,971 with people forever. 771 00:20:04,097 --> 00:20:06,640 That's why 772 00:20:04,097 --> 00:20:06,640 when you find someone 773 00:20:06,766 --> 00:20:11,062 you want to keep around, 774 00:20:06,766 --> 00:20:11,062 you do something about it. 775 00:20:11,187 --> 00:20:13,481 So, I guess... 776 00:20:13,606 --> 00:20:15,233 good night. 777 00:20:16,401 --> 00:20:19,404 Good night. 778 00:20:36,212 --> 00:20:37,838 Unless... 779 00:20:37,964 --> 00:20:40,049 do you want 780 00:20:37,964 --> 00:20:40,049 to walk around some more? 781 00:20:40,174 --> 00:20:41,759 It's still early. 782 00:20:43,136 --> 00:20:45,679 Sure. 783 00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:52,479 What are you doing? 784 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,817 Remembering this. 785 00:20:59,527 --> 00:21:00,987 Come on.