1 00:00:03,394 --> 00:00:04,478 Kids, it's not always rational, 2 00:00:03,394 --> 00:00:04,478 but people on their wedding day 3 00:00:04,478 --> 00:00:06,355 sometimes find themselves 4 00:00:04,478 --> 00:00:06,355 panicking 5 00:00:06,355 --> 00:00:08,649 about whether 6 00:00:06,355 --> 00:00:08,649 they've made the best choice. 7 00:00:08,649 --> 00:00:10,109 I have a better 8 00:00:08,649 --> 00:00:10,109 tie at home! 9 00:00:10,109 --> 00:00:12,486 It's cornflower blue. 10 00:00:10,109 --> 00:00:12,486 It's cornflower blue! 11 00:00:12,486 --> 00:00:15,614 But lucky for Barney, 12 00:00:12,486 --> 00:00:15,614 he was marrying a rock. 13 00:00:15,614 --> 00:00:17,324 I can't go through 14 00:00:15,614 --> 00:00:17,324 with this wedding. 15 00:00:21,871 --> 00:00:23,873 Last year, when you helped 16 00:00:21,871 --> 00:00:23,873 Victoria escape this church, 17 00:00:23,873 --> 00:00:25,958 how hard was it 18 00:00:23,873 --> 00:00:25,958 to climb down that drainpipe? 19 00:00:25,958 --> 00:00:26,959 Extremely hard. 20 00:00:26,959 --> 00:00:28,502 Okay, so that means 21 00:00:26,959 --> 00:00:28,502 super easy. Thanks. 22 00:00:28,502 --> 00:00:29,670 Wait, wait. 23 00:00:28,502 --> 00:00:29,670 Stop, stop. 24 00:00:29,670 --> 00:00:31,089 What the hell 25 00:00:29,670 --> 00:00:31,089 are you doing? 26 00:00:31,089 --> 00:00:32,715 I just... I can't 27 00:00:31,089 --> 00:00:32,715 go through with this! 28 00:00:32,715 --> 00:00:34,633 No, no. Sorry. I 29 00:00:32,715 --> 00:00:34,633 refuse to be a part 30 00:00:34,633 --> 00:00:35,968 of a third runaway 31 00:00:34,633 --> 00:00:35,968 bride situation. 32 00:00:35,968 --> 00:00:37,720 It's like the dude 33 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:39,764 in that documentary who kept 34 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:39,764 having women show up dead 35 00:00:39,764 --> 00:00:40,932 at the bottom of his staircase. 36 00:00:40,932 --> 00:00:42,307 Sure, maybe they all tripped, 37 00:00:40,932 --> 00:00:42,307 but it's like, 38 00:00:42,307 --> 00:00:43,893 do you want 39 00:00:42,307 --> 00:00:43,893 to hang out with that guy? 40 00:00:43,893 --> 00:00:46,270 You're gonna think 41 00:00:43,893 --> 00:00:46,270 I'm insane, but... 42 00:00:46,270 --> 00:00:50,066 I still think that it's a bad 43 00:00:46,270 --> 00:00:50,066 sign I never found that locket. 44 00:00:57,489 --> 00:01:01,201 Some part of me thought that 45 00:00:57,489 --> 00:01:01,201 Barney would magically find it. 46 00:01:01,201 --> 00:01:02,327 I know. 47 00:01:02,327 --> 00:01:03,662 I know that's unfair of me 48 00:01:03,662 --> 00:01:06,791 to expect that, but... you know, 49 00:01:03,662 --> 00:01:06,791 I want to be with a guy 50 00:01:06,791 --> 00:01:09,418 who comes through for me, 51 00:01:06,791 --> 00:01:09,418 you know? 52 00:01:09,418 --> 00:01:10,836 The guy who, 53 00:01:10,836 --> 00:01:13,714 somehow, against all odds, 54 00:01:13,714 --> 00:01:16,258 finds my locket. 55 00:01:16,258 --> 00:01:19,303 Okay, just, um... 56 00:01:16,258 --> 00:01:19,303 just calm down, stay put. 57 00:01:19,303 --> 00:01:22,389 Uh, I'm-I'm gonna go 58 00:01:19,303 --> 00:01:22,389 get you some water, okay? 59 00:01:52,461 --> 00:01:55,214 Uh, listen, 60 00:01:52,461 --> 00:01:55,214 I have something for you, 61 00:01:55,214 --> 00:01:57,008 but before I give it to you, 62 00:01:57,008 --> 00:01:58,884 I just want to make sure 63 00:01:57,008 --> 00:01:58,884 you're okay. 64 00:01:58,884 --> 00:02:00,636 I was freaking out 65 00:01:58,884 --> 00:02:00,636 a little earlier, 66 00:02:00,636 --> 00:02:02,763 but Lily and Marshall 67 00:02:00,636 --> 00:02:02,763 calmed me down. I'm okay. 68 00:02:02,763 --> 00:02:05,224 Good, good. 69 00:02:02,763 --> 00:02:05,224 So, Robin's a little nervous. 70 00:02:05,224 --> 00:02:06,725 Nervous? Why is she nervous? 71 00:02:06,725 --> 00:02:08,019 I'm not nervous! Who's nervous? 72 00:02:08,019 --> 00:02:09,520 No one needs to be nervous! 73 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,106 Cornflower blue, Ted. 74 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,106 Cornflower blue! 75 00:02:12,106 --> 00:02:15,359 First off, kudos to Marshall 76 00:02:12,106 --> 00:02:15,359 and Lily for calming you down. 77 00:02:17,611 --> 00:02:20,906 Second, do you... 78 00:02:17,611 --> 00:02:20,906 you remember Robin's locket? 79 00:02:20,906 --> 00:02:22,574 Yeah, of course. 80 00:02:22,574 --> 00:02:24,493 She never found it. 81 00:02:27,079 --> 00:02:28,998 Whoa. How did you...? 82 00:02:28,998 --> 00:02:30,875 I never told you about it 83 00:02:28,998 --> 00:02:30,875 because I was afraid 84 00:02:30,875 --> 00:02:32,043 you'd take it the wrong way, 85 00:02:32,043 --> 00:02:33,585 but I actually wound up 86 00:02:32,043 --> 00:02:33,585 tracking it down. 87 00:02:33,585 --> 00:02:35,921 It's a long story. 88 00:02:35,921 --> 00:02:38,507 I was gonna give it to Robin 89 00:02:35,921 --> 00:02:38,507 as a surprise, 90 00:02:38,507 --> 00:02:41,719 but... she needs it 91 00:02:38,507 --> 00:02:41,719 to come from you. 92 00:02:41,719 --> 00:02:43,888 Ted, I don't know. 93 00:02:43,888 --> 00:02:45,764 Take it. Please. 94 00:02:45,764 --> 00:02:47,766 How'd you find it? 95 00:02:47,766 --> 00:02:49,768 I didn't find it. 96 00:02:49,768 --> 00:02:51,896 You found it. 97 00:03:01,363 --> 00:03:03,074 Hey. 98 00:03:01,363 --> 00:03:03,074 Hey. 99 00:03:03,074 --> 00:03:04,616 What you writing? 100 00:03:04,616 --> 00:03:06,160 Um, it's my wedding day. 101 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,619 What do you think I'm writing? 102 00:03:07,619 --> 00:03:08,704 Suicide note? 103 00:03:08,704 --> 00:03:10,664 Hey-yo! 104 00:03:10,664 --> 00:03:12,750 Oh, God, is it 105 00:03:10,664 --> 00:03:12,750 a suicide note? 106 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:14,877 Oh, my God, 107 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:14,877 how many pills did you take? 108 00:03:14,877 --> 00:03:15,920 Quick. How do we 109 00:03:14,877 --> 00:03:15,920 make him vomit? 110 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:18,089 Uh, remind him 111 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:18,089 he's getting married. 112 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:18,089 Hey-yo! 113 00:03:18,089 --> 00:03:19,757 Wait. Now I'm confused. 114 00:03:19,757 --> 00:03:21,425 Are you dying? 115 00:03:21,425 --> 00:03:23,010 I'm writing my vows to Robin, 116 00:03:23,010 --> 00:03:25,554 but I want them to be profound 117 00:03:23,010 --> 00:03:25,554 and inspiring, 118 00:03:25,554 --> 00:03:27,932 as if they were written 119 00:03:25,554 --> 00:03:27,932 by the bard himself, 120 00:03:27,932 --> 00:03:29,934 Lionel Richie. 121 00:03:29,934 --> 00:03:31,060 Then why did you wait 122 00:03:31,060 --> 00:03:32,603 until right before the wedding 123 00:03:31,060 --> 00:03:32,603 to compose them? 124 00:03:32,603 --> 00:03:33,645 I didn't. 125 00:03:32,603 --> 00:03:33,645 I've been trying 126 00:03:33,645 --> 00:03:34,688 to get these 127 00:03:33,645 --> 00:03:34,688 right for weeks. 128 00:03:34,688 --> 00:03:37,233 This is a lot of vows. 129 00:03:37,233 --> 00:03:39,443 Vow-za. 130 00:03:39,443 --> 00:03:41,028 I'll say it again. Vow-za. 131 00:03:41,028 --> 00:03:42,780 Are you really gonna 132 00:03:41,028 --> 00:03:42,780 read all of these? 133 00:03:42,780 --> 00:03:44,865 Yeah, uh, wouldn't it be better 134 00:03:42,780 --> 00:03:44,865 to project them 135 00:03:44,865 --> 00:03:45,991 as a VowerPoint presentation? 136 00:03:45,991 --> 00:03:48,119 Say it again. VowerPoint... 137 00:03:48,119 --> 00:03:50,246 I know it's a lot, 138 00:03:48,119 --> 00:03:50,246 but I-I don't 139 00:03:50,246 --> 00:03:52,581 want to screw up 140 00:03:50,246 --> 00:03:52,581 this wedding thing. 141 00:03:52,581 --> 00:03:55,251 "I vow to love you 142 00:03:52,581 --> 00:03:55,251 forever unconditionally, 143 00:03:55,251 --> 00:03:57,920 "unless you pudge out, 144 00:03:55,251 --> 00:03:57,920 in which case 145 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,923 I'm a Barney-shaped 146 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,923 hole in the wall." 147 00:04:00,923 --> 00:04:02,967 "I vow to start watching 148 00:04:00,923 --> 00:04:02,967 hockey with you..." 149 00:04:02,967 --> 00:04:04,093 Oh, that one's sweet. 150 00:04:04,093 --> 00:04:05,719 I know how much 151 00:04:04,093 --> 00:04:05,719 you hate hockey. 152 00:04:05,719 --> 00:04:06,887 "... once a month." 153 00:04:06,887 --> 00:04:08,388 But it's still 154 00:04:06,887 --> 00:04:08,388 a nice gesture. 155 00:04:08,388 --> 00:04:10,057 "No. Once a year. 156 00:04:08,388 --> 00:04:10,057 No. Hockey's dumb. 157 00:04:10,057 --> 00:04:11,809 "Not watching it, and 158 00:04:10,057 --> 00:04:11,809 neither are you, woman. 159 00:04:11,809 --> 00:04:12,977 Now make me 160 00:04:11,809 --> 00:04:12,977 French toast." 161 00:04:12,977 --> 00:04:15,604 I'll put this in 162 00:04:12,977 --> 00:04:15,604 the maybe pile. 163 00:04:15,604 --> 00:04:17,773 Look, if you're 164 00:04:15,604 --> 00:04:17,773 having trouble, 165 00:04:17,773 --> 00:04:19,608 you've got two expert 166 00:04:17,773 --> 00:04:19,608 vow consultants 167 00:04:19,608 --> 00:04:21,360 standing right 168 00:04:19,608 --> 00:04:21,360 in front of you. 169 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,570 Yeah. We can show 170 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,570 you vow it's done. 171 00:04:25,030 --> 00:04:26,490 Say it again. 172 00:04:25,030 --> 00:04:26,490 Vow it's done... 173 00:04:26,490 --> 00:04:29,034 We're just not 174 00:04:26,490 --> 00:04:29,034 enjoying them, honey. 175 00:04:29,034 --> 00:04:31,287 I am not gonna take 176 00:04:29,034 --> 00:04:31,287 marriage advice from a couple 177 00:04:31,287 --> 00:04:33,205 who just got 178 00:04:31,287 --> 00:04:33,205 in a gigantic fight. 179 00:04:33,205 --> 00:04:34,790 I'm doing fine on my own. 180 00:04:34,790 --> 00:04:36,416 No, you're not. 181 00:04:36,416 --> 00:04:39,962 All of these vows are selfish 182 00:04:36,416 --> 00:04:39,962 and way too easy to keep. 183 00:04:39,962 --> 00:04:42,673 Wedding vows need 184 00:04:39,962 --> 00:04:42,673 to be real commitments, 185 00:04:42,673 --> 00:04:44,091 like our vows. 186 00:04:44,091 --> 00:04:45,217 Poppycock! 187 00:04:45,217 --> 00:04:46,385 What are you 188 00:04:45,217 --> 00:04:46,385 talking about? 189 00:04:46,385 --> 00:04:48,553 I remember 190 00:04:46,385 --> 00:04:48,553 your precious wedding vows, 191 00:04:48,553 --> 00:04:52,099 and I guarantee you've broken 192 00:04:48,553 --> 00:04:52,099 every single one of them. 193 00:04:52,099 --> 00:04:53,517 Vow dare you! 194 00:04:53,517 --> 00:04:54,476 Just stop. 195 00:04:54,476 --> 00:04:57,604 I can't. 196 00:04:54,476 --> 00:04:57,604 It's invowluntary. 197 00:04:57,604 --> 00:04:59,481 Yeah. 198 00:04:59,481 --> 00:05:01,275 Hey. You asked for me? 199 00:05:01,275 --> 00:05:03,319 Look what Barney 200 00:05:01,275 --> 00:05:03,319 just gave me. 201 00:05:04,695 --> 00:05:06,155 No way! 202 00:05:06,155 --> 00:05:08,407 See? Barney came through. 203 00:05:08,407 --> 00:05:09,783 There's your sign. 204 00:05:09,783 --> 00:05:11,327 You're good to go. 205 00:05:11,327 --> 00:05:13,078 Where'd you find 206 00:05:11,327 --> 00:05:13,078 the locket, Ted? 207 00:05:20,961 --> 00:05:22,504 Where did you find the locket? 208 00:05:22,504 --> 00:05:24,340 Me? Why-why are you asking me? 209 00:05:24,340 --> 00:05:26,217 Barney found it. Ask him. 210 00:05:26,217 --> 00:05:27,676 What, you lost a locket? 211 00:05:27,676 --> 00:05:29,803 Barney wouldn't tell me 212 00:05:27,676 --> 00:05:29,803 how he found it, 213 00:05:29,803 --> 00:05:32,597 which made me realize 214 00:05:29,803 --> 00:05:32,597 it had to be you. 215 00:05:32,597 --> 00:05:34,683 Okay. 216 00:05:34,683 --> 00:05:36,768 I'll embarrass him. 217 00:05:36,768 --> 00:05:39,021 Your fiancé got a metal detector 218 00:05:39,021 --> 00:05:42,149 and scoured a 10,000-square-foot 219 00:05:39,021 --> 00:05:42,149 grid around that carousel. 220 00:05:42,149 --> 00:05:43,859 Guess where he found it. 221 00:05:43,859 --> 00:05:46,445 The nest of a mama pigeon. 222 00:05:46,445 --> 00:05:49,240 Barney had to wrestle 223 00:05:46,445 --> 00:05:49,240 it away from four baby pigeons. 224 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,116 But here's where the story 225 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,116 gets bittersweet. 226 00:05:51,116 --> 00:05:54,161 I lied. Barney said it was 227 00:05:51,116 --> 00:05:54,161 in Marshall and Lily's basement. 228 00:05:54,161 --> 00:05:57,622 But do you still want to finish 229 00:05:54,161 --> 00:05:57,622 your little pigeon story? 230 00:05:57,622 --> 00:05:59,624 The mama pigeon gets killed 231 00:05:57,622 --> 00:05:59,624 by a cab. 232 00:05:59,624 --> 00:06:01,919 Barney still goes back 233 00:05:59,624 --> 00:06:01,919 to the park every day 234 00:06:01,919 --> 00:06:03,837 to feed the babies. The end. 235 00:06:04,713 --> 00:06:06,840 Tell me the truth. 236 00:06:07,716 --> 00:06:09,718 Okay, I-I tracked it down, 237 00:06:09,718 --> 00:06:12,096 and I gave it to Barney 238 00:06:09,718 --> 00:06:12,096 to give to you. 239 00:06:12,096 --> 00:06:13,513 Honestly, it was no big deal. 240 00:06:13,513 --> 00:06:14,473 How did you find it? 241 00:06:14,473 --> 00:06:17,017 Psh. How does anybody 242 00:06:14,473 --> 00:06:17,017 find anything? 243 00:06:17,017 --> 00:06:18,143 You hear it might be in your 244 00:06:18,143 --> 00:06:19,395 race car pencil box. 245 00:06:18,143 --> 00:06:19,395 It's not there. 246 00:06:19,395 --> 00:06:20,645 So you swing by 247 00:06:19,395 --> 00:06:20,645 your ex-fiancée's 248 00:06:20,645 --> 00:06:21,772 storage locker 249 00:06:20,645 --> 00:06:21,772 on the opposite coast. 250 00:06:21,772 --> 00:06:22,856 It's not there. 251 00:06:22,856 --> 00:06:24,442 You learn Victoria has it 252 00:06:22,856 --> 00:06:24,442 in Germany, 253 00:06:24,442 --> 00:06:26,110 but Jeanette intercepts it, 254 00:06:24,442 --> 00:06:26,110 throws it in Central Park Lake. 255 00:06:26,110 --> 00:06:27,736 It's a nice day for a swim, 256 00:06:26,110 --> 00:06:27,736 so what the heck? 257 00:06:27,736 --> 00:06:29,654 You dive in, scoop it up, make 258 00:06:27,736 --> 00:06:29,654 it home in time for Jeopardy! 259 00:06:29,654 --> 00:06:31,198 Ease to the pease. 260 00:06:29,654 --> 00:06:31,198 Happy wedding. 261 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:38,080 You're seriously questioning 262 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:38,080 our wedding vows? 263 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:40,291 Us? Uh, we're adorable. 264 00:06:40,291 --> 00:06:43,252 We're Marshmallow 265 00:06:40,291 --> 00:06:43,252 and Lily Pad, bitch. 266 00:06:43,252 --> 00:06:45,129 Okay, I'll give you this. 267 00:06:45,129 --> 00:06:48,048 Your little pre-wedding 268 00:06:45,129 --> 00:06:48,048 wedding out by the tree... 269 00:06:48,048 --> 00:06:50,217 you said some very sweet stuff. 270 00:06:50,217 --> 00:06:52,177 Hell, Ted even cried. 271 00:06:53,137 --> 00:06:55,180 Ted. 272 00:06:55,180 --> 00:06:57,516 But later, 273 00:06:55,180 --> 00:06:57,516 at the actual wedding... 274 00:06:57,516 --> 00:06:58,850 Lily Aldrin, 275 00:06:58,850 --> 00:07:02,604 I vow to be there for you 276 00:06:58,850 --> 00:07:02,604 in sickness and in health. 277 00:07:02,604 --> 00:07:03,897 Hate to tell you, Lily Pad, 278 00:07:03,897 --> 00:07:05,732 but Marshall has since 279 00:07:03,897 --> 00:07:05,732 confessed to me 280 00:07:05,732 --> 00:07:08,026 that en route 281 00:07:05,732 --> 00:07:08,026 to your honeymoon... 282 00:07:08,026 --> 00:07:10,488 Oh. Oh, God. 283 00:07:14,116 --> 00:07:15,867 You son of a beech. 284 00:07:14,116 --> 00:07:15,867 You son of a beech. 285 00:07:15,867 --> 00:07:17,453 Do you deny it? 286 00:07:19,121 --> 00:07:20,539 Lily, you know 287 00:07:19,121 --> 00:07:20,539 I'm not a vomit guy, 288 00:07:20,539 --> 00:07:22,374 and I just thought 289 00:07:20,539 --> 00:07:22,374 I should give you your space. 290 00:07:22,374 --> 00:07:23,667 Like a dying cat. 291 00:07:23,667 --> 00:07:24,918 Oh, yeah, that saves it. 292 00:07:24,918 --> 00:07:26,253 I'm so sorry I let you down. 293 00:07:26,253 --> 00:07:28,255 Hang on there, 294 00:07:26,253 --> 00:07:28,255 Marshmallow. 295 00:07:28,255 --> 00:07:30,841 Remember when 296 00:07:28,255 --> 00:07:30,841 the blushing bride said... 297 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:34,052 I vow to honor and respect you. 298 00:07:34,052 --> 00:07:36,555 Maybe she was blushing because 299 00:07:34,052 --> 00:07:36,555 she was lying her ass off. 300 00:07:36,555 --> 00:07:37,848 Not two months later... 301 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:39,850 Shh. 302 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:39,850 Okay. Okay. 303 00:07:42,478 --> 00:07:44,104 Hey, not cool! 304 00:07:44,104 --> 00:07:47,732 You will not take a picture 305 00:07:44,104 --> 00:07:47,732 of my husband like that! 306 00:07:51,903 --> 00:07:53,280 You took part 307 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:55,615 in the bearded Wonder Woman 308 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:55,615 incident of 2007? 309 00:07:55,615 --> 00:07:58,118 Lily, that photo got 310 00:07:55,615 --> 00:07:58,118 all over Friendster 311 00:07:58,118 --> 00:08:01,997 and MySpace and... man, 312 00:07:58,118 --> 00:08:01,997 2007 was a long time ago. 313 00:08:02,706 --> 00:08:04,041 Ted, I can't believe 314 00:08:04,041 --> 00:08:06,168 how much trouble you went 315 00:08:04,041 --> 00:08:06,168 through to get this for me. 316 00:08:06,168 --> 00:08:08,003 It really wasn't 317 00:08:06,168 --> 00:08:08,003 that much trouble. 318 00:08:08,003 --> 00:08:10,005 Yes, it was. 319 00:08:10,005 --> 00:08:12,007 You always go big for me. 320 00:08:12,007 --> 00:08:13,758 Not as big as Barney. 321 00:08:13,758 --> 00:08:16,094 Canadian rehearsal dinner 322 00:08:13,758 --> 00:08:16,094 on ice... big. 323 00:08:16,094 --> 00:08:17,888 The way he proposed... huge. 324 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:19,097 Yeah, but think about it. 325 00:08:19,097 --> 00:08:20,391 Those are the most loving things 326 00:08:20,391 --> 00:08:21,975 that Barney has ever done 327 00:08:20,391 --> 00:08:21,975 for me, 328 00:08:21,975 --> 00:08:23,268 and they're all based on lies. 329 00:08:23,268 --> 00:08:25,563 Right down to taking 330 00:08:23,268 --> 00:08:25,563 credit for this locket. 331 00:08:25,563 --> 00:08:26,771 That's not fair. 332 00:08:26,771 --> 00:08:28,106 I told Barney 333 00:08:26,771 --> 00:08:28,106 to take credit for it. 334 00:08:28,106 --> 00:08:30,025 Which he did 335 00:08:28,106 --> 00:08:30,025 without blinking an eye. 336 00:08:30,025 --> 00:08:31,026 Because lying 337 00:08:31,026 --> 00:08:32,570 is second nature to Barney. 338 00:08:32,570 --> 00:08:33,778 Everything's legendary. 339 00:08:33,778 --> 00:08:35,280 You know what "legendary" means? 340 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:36,574 Not real. 341 00:08:36,574 --> 00:08:38,617 I mean, 342 00:08:36,574 --> 00:08:38,617 the man's initials are "B.S." 343 00:08:38,617 --> 00:08:42,704 If it helps, I'm pretty sure 344 00:08:38,617 --> 00:08:42,704 Barney Stinson's a fake name. 345 00:08:42,704 --> 00:08:44,415 I'm kidding. 346 00:08:44,415 --> 00:08:47,834 You're the one who always 347 00:08:44,415 --> 00:08:47,834 comes through for me, Ted. 348 00:08:47,834 --> 00:08:50,629 The one who's there for me. 349 00:08:51,713 --> 00:08:53,924 Maybe I'm making a mistake. 350 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:56,801 Wait. What-what are you saying? 351 00:08:58,262 --> 00:09:00,722 Maybe I should be marrying you. 352 00:09:02,266 --> 00:09:04,518 Wait. I know one vow we kept. 353 00:09:04,518 --> 00:09:08,772 I vow to make you breakfast 354 00:09:04,518 --> 00:09:08,772 in bed every Sunday morning. 355 00:09:08,772 --> 00:09:09,814 Really? You still do that? 356 00:09:09,814 --> 00:09:12,359 Absolutely. 357 00:09:14,778 --> 00:09:17,030 Heads up! 358 00:09:18,073 --> 00:09:20,992 Oh! No cream cheese? 359 00:09:21,868 --> 00:09:23,870 Oh. 360 00:09:23,870 --> 00:09:26,331 Oh! 361 00:09:26,331 --> 00:09:28,333 You feed her like Sloth 362 00:09:26,331 --> 00:09:28,333 from Goonies. 363 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:29,960 So the magic's still there. 364 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,253 Well, here's one 365 00:09:31,253 --> 00:09:33,171 you definitely didn't keep. 366 00:09:33,171 --> 00:09:36,883 I vow to keep 367 00:09:33,171 --> 00:09:36,883 the romantic spark alive. 368 00:09:36,883 --> 00:09:39,428 And how is that going 369 00:09:36,883 --> 00:09:39,428 for you these days? 370 00:09:39,428 --> 00:09:40,887 Are you watching Marvin? 371 00:09:40,887 --> 00:09:42,306 I'm trimming my nose hair. 372 00:09:42,306 --> 00:09:43,723 I'm dumping out. 373 00:09:43,723 --> 00:09:45,517 I watched him 374 00:09:43,723 --> 00:09:45,517 all morning, Lily. 375 00:09:45,517 --> 00:09:46,726 I need a break. 376 00:09:46,726 --> 00:09:48,853 I don't control when my 377 00:09:46,726 --> 00:09:48,853 deuces happen, Marshall. 378 00:09:48,853 --> 00:09:51,064 Deuces are wild! 379 00:09:53,150 --> 00:09:54,276 Ted, 380 00:09:54,276 --> 00:09:56,278 I should be with you. 381 00:09:56,278 --> 00:09:58,196 There it was... the words 382 00:09:58,196 --> 00:10:00,907 that some deep, dark part of me 383 00:09:58,196 --> 00:10:00,907 always wanted to hear. 384 00:10:00,907 --> 00:10:02,117 But it's funny. 385 00:10:02,117 --> 00:10:04,369 Once you actually 386 00:10:02,117 --> 00:10:04,369 hear those words out loud... 387 00:10:04,369 --> 00:10:06,204 I don't want to hear that. 388 00:10:06,204 --> 00:10:07,289 We should get out of here. 389 00:10:07,289 --> 00:10:10,041 You and me right now. 390 00:10:07,289 --> 00:10:10,041 We'll... 391 00:10:10,041 --> 00:10:11,710 We'll move to Chicago. 392 00:10:10,041 --> 00:10:11,710 W-We'll start a new life. 393 00:10:11,710 --> 00:10:12,877 It'll-it'll be painful 394 00:10:11,710 --> 00:10:12,877 at first, 395 00:10:12,877 --> 00:10:14,463 but, hell, I can root 396 00:10:12,877 --> 00:10:14,463 for the Blackhawks. 397 00:10:14,463 --> 00:10:15,714 Stop! Stop! 398 00:10:15,714 --> 00:10:17,716 You're just saying this 399 00:10:15,714 --> 00:10:17,716 because you're scared. 400 00:10:17,716 --> 00:10:20,469 I am not your 401 00:10:17,716 --> 00:10:20,469 future. Barney is. 402 00:10:20,469 --> 00:10:23,930 Shouldn't I be with the guy 403 00:10:20,469 --> 00:10:23,930 who finds me my locket? 404 00:10:23,930 --> 00:10:26,891 The guy who steals me 405 00:10:23,930 --> 00:10:26,891 the blue French horn. 406 00:10:26,891 --> 00:10:29,060 I mean, look me in the eye 407 00:10:26,891 --> 00:10:29,060 and tell me, 408 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:30,688 why shouldn't I be 409 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:30,688 with that guy? 410 00:10:30,688 --> 00:10:33,732 Because I'm not that guy 411 00:10:30,688 --> 00:10:33,732 anymore. 412 00:10:33,732 --> 00:10:37,361 Then why did you work so hard 413 00:10:33,732 --> 00:10:37,361 to find me my locket? 414 00:10:37,361 --> 00:10:38,945 It... it was a wedding gift. 415 00:10:38,945 --> 00:10:41,072 Ted, stop it, okay? 416 00:10:38,945 --> 00:10:41,072 I know you better than that. 417 00:10:41,072 --> 00:10:43,116 This is more 418 00:10:41,072 --> 00:10:43,116 than a wedding gift. 419 00:10:43,116 --> 00:10:46,411 Maybe it started out that way. 420 00:10:43,116 --> 00:10:46,411 Maybe some part of me thought... 421 00:10:46,411 --> 00:10:48,872 That you still loved me. 422 00:10:48,872 --> 00:10:50,290 Maybe. 423 00:10:50,290 --> 00:10:51,916 But the truth is... 424 00:10:51,916 --> 00:10:54,002 I don't love you 425 00:10:51,916 --> 00:10:54,002 like that anymore. 426 00:10:54,878 --> 00:10:56,338 And you don't love me. 427 00:10:56,338 --> 00:10:57,506 You love Barney. 428 00:10:57,506 --> 00:10:58,757 And if you think 429 00:10:58,757 --> 00:11:01,926 I would ever be part 430 00:10:58,757 --> 00:11:01,926 of screwing that up, 431 00:11:01,926 --> 00:11:04,888 then maybe you don't know me 432 00:11:01,926 --> 00:11:04,888 at all, Robin. 433 00:11:06,557 --> 00:11:08,225 I... I can't shake it. 434 00:11:08,225 --> 00:11:09,893 I-I can't shake this feeling 435 00:11:09,893 --> 00:11:13,355 that nothing about me and Barney 436 00:11:09,893 --> 00:11:13,355 makes any sense. 437 00:11:13,355 --> 00:11:15,524 But love doesn't make sense. 438 00:11:15,524 --> 00:11:16,567 I mean, you can't 439 00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:18,569 logic your way into 440 00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:18,569 or out of it. 441 00:11:18,569 --> 00:11:22,447 Love is totally nonsensical, 442 00:11:18,569 --> 00:11:22,447 but we have to keep doing it 443 00:11:22,447 --> 00:11:25,492 or else we're lost 444 00:11:22,447 --> 00:11:25,492 and-and love is dead 445 00:11:25,492 --> 00:11:27,661 and humanity 446 00:11:25,492 --> 00:11:27,661 should just pack it in. 447 00:11:27,661 --> 00:11:30,706 Because love is 448 00:11:27,661 --> 00:11:30,706 the best thing we do. 449 00:11:32,249 --> 00:11:35,126 Look, I know that sounds cheesy, 450 00:11:32,249 --> 00:11:35,126 but it's-it's just true. 451 00:11:35,126 --> 00:11:39,089 You love Barney, 452 00:11:35,126 --> 00:11:39,089 and-and he loves you. 453 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:41,717 And that doesn't 454 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:41,717 have to make sense 455 00:11:41,717 --> 00:11:43,719 to make sense. 456 00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:49,933 Remember back when you had 457 00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:49,933 never even seen me pee? 458 00:11:49,933 --> 00:11:52,227 Yeah. 459 00:11:49,933 --> 00:11:52,227 Yeah. 460 00:11:52,227 --> 00:11:53,812 Oh, sorry. 461 00:11:53,812 --> 00:11:55,230 We were so innocent then. 462 00:11:55,230 --> 00:11:56,732 So many dreams. 463 00:11:56,732 --> 00:11:58,567 Trying to work over here. 464 00:11:58,567 --> 00:12:00,151 Bright, shimmering future ahead. 465 00:12:00,151 --> 00:12:02,821 Now we're basically 466 00:12:00,151 --> 00:12:02,821 a couple of wild animals 467 00:12:02,821 --> 00:12:05,449 grunting at each other 468 00:12:02,821 --> 00:12:05,449 to throw some toilet paper 469 00:12:05,449 --> 00:12:07,909 through the crack 470 00:12:05,449 --> 00:12:07,909 in the bathroom door. 471 00:12:07,909 --> 00:12:09,536 Baby, let's be honest. 472 00:12:09,536 --> 00:12:13,873 At this point, 473 00:12:09,536 --> 00:12:13,873 that door is wide open. 474 00:12:13,873 --> 00:12:15,875 You know what you should use 475 00:12:13,873 --> 00:12:15,875 the next time you run out 476 00:12:15,875 --> 00:12:17,711 of toilet paper? 477 00:12:15,875 --> 00:12:17,711 Your wedding vows. 478 00:12:17,711 --> 00:12:19,296 'Cause that's all 479 00:12:17,711 --> 00:12:19,296 your marriage has been, 480 00:12:19,296 --> 00:12:21,632 one long six-year wipe 481 00:12:21,632 --> 00:12:23,967 after that double-flusher 482 00:12:21,632 --> 00:12:23,967 of a wedding. 483 00:12:23,967 --> 00:12:25,719 Stinson out! 484 00:12:27,929 --> 00:12:28,930 You okay? 485 00:12:28,930 --> 00:12:30,140 Yeah. 486 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:32,100 You're right. 487 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:32,100 I'm-I'm being insane. 488 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:33,226 Oh, come on, Robin. 489 00:12:33,226 --> 00:12:35,937 That's... accurate. 490 00:12:37,188 --> 00:12:38,649 We can't run away together. 491 00:12:38,649 --> 00:12:40,651 Of course not. 492 00:12:40,651 --> 00:12:43,027 So I'm just gonna run away 493 00:12:40,651 --> 00:12:43,027 alone! 494 00:12:50,494 --> 00:12:53,955 Damn it. 495 00:12:53,955 --> 00:12:55,290 Whoa! 496 00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:58,376 And that's how Robin 497 00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:58,376 met your mother. 498 00:13:03,799 --> 00:13:06,217 Wait, what are 499 00:13:03,799 --> 00:13:06,217 we doing here? 500 00:13:06,217 --> 00:13:08,595 Lily, our-our 501 00:13:06,217 --> 00:13:08,595 wedding vows, 502 00:13:08,595 --> 00:13:11,222 maybe they were just too 503 00:13:08,595 --> 00:13:11,222 perfect for real life. 504 00:13:11,222 --> 00:13:14,017 Real life is messier 505 00:13:11,222 --> 00:13:14,017 than that, and... 506 00:13:14,017 --> 00:13:16,854 we're different people 507 00:13:14,017 --> 00:13:16,854 than we were in 2007. 508 00:13:16,854 --> 00:13:17,896 But that's okay. 509 00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:20,732 Maybe we just need 510 00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:20,732 some updated vows. 511 00:13:20,732 --> 00:13:22,526 So I thought maybe 512 00:13:20,732 --> 00:13:22,526 before this place 513 00:13:22,526 --> 00:13:26,822 gets too busy, we could... 514 00:13:22,526 --> 00:13:26,822 borrow this altar for a minute. 515 00:13:30,283 --> 00:13:32,243 Lily Aldrin, 516 00:13:32,243 --> 00:13:35,997 I vow to stop shouting stuff 517 00:13:32,243 --> 00:13:35,997 at you when you're dumping out. 518 00:13:35,997 --> 00:13:37,374 You're the love 519 00:13:35,997 --> 00:13:37,374 of my life, 520 00:13:37,374 --> 00:13:41,586 and you deserve 521 00:13:37,374 --> 00:13:41,586 to make a deuce in peace. 522 00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:44,172 I vow to stop pointing out 523 00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:44,172 every dog erection we see 524 00:13:44,172 --> 00:13:45,590 when we walk through the park, 525 00:13:45,590 --> 00:13:48,009 even though they are 526 00:13:45,590 --> 00:13:48,009 incredibly weird looking. 527 00:13:48,009 --> 00:13:50,721 Oh, just don't point and scream 528 00:13:48,009 --> 00:13:50,721 "Maybe it's Maybelline." 529 00:13:51,971 --> 00:13:54,432 Marshall Eriksen, 530 00:13:51,971 --> 00:13:54,432 I vow to always tell you 531 00:13:54,432 --> 00:13:56,852 when you have green stuff 532 00:13:54,432 --> 00:13:56,852 in your teeth. 533 00:13:56,852 --> 00:13:58,854 You have green stuff 534 00:13:56,852 --> 00:13:58,854 in your teeth. 535 00:13:58,854 --> 00:14:00,313 Oh. 536 00:14:00,313 --> 00:14:04,067 I vow to always sit next to you 537 00:14:00,313 --> 00:14:04,067 and hug you, 538 00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:05,985 even if you're covered in vomit, 539 00:14:05,985 --> 00:14:07,070 whether it's yours 540 00:14:07,070 --> 00:14:08,988 or Marvin's or... 541 00:14:08,988 --> 00:14:12,075 in the case of what came to be 542 00:14:08,988 --> 00:14:12,075 known as Spew Year's Eve 1998... 543 00:14:12,075 --> 00:14:14,452 my own. Sorry. 544 00:14:14,452 --> 00:14:16,246 I vow to stop getting 545 00:14:14,452 --> 00:14:16,246 so angry... 546 00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:17,414 Ooh, I just thought of 547 00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:17,414 another one. 548 00:14:17,414 --> 00:14:18,415 when you interrupt me. 549 00:14:18,415 --> 00:14:19,958 Mine was to interrupt you less, 550 00:14:19,958 --> 00:14:21,543 so that's good. 551 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,421 I vow... 552 00:14:24,421 --> 00:14:27,674 to finally stop petitioning 553 00:14:24,421 --> 00:14:27,674 Paul McCartney 554 00:14:27,674 --> 00:14:30,677 to let Weird Al record 555 00:14:27,674 --> 00:14:30,677 "Chicken Pot Pie" 556 00:14:30,677 --> 00:14:34,180 to the tune of 557 00:14:30,677 --> 00:14:34,180 "Live and Let Die." 558 00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:35,891 It's over. 559 00:14:35,891 --> 00:14:37,434 I'll let it go. 560 00:14:37,434 --> 00:14:39,477 I vow... 561 00:14:39,477 --> 00:14:42,606 to cry less 562 00:14:39,477 --> 00:14:42,606 during this pregnancy. 563 00:14:42,606 --> 00:14:45,191 I vow to cry less 564 00:14:42,606 --> 00:14:45,191 during this Vikings season. 565 00:14:45,191 --> 00:14:47,819 Mm, with that secondary, 566 00:14:45,191 --> 00:14:47,819 I wouldn't make that promise. 567 00:14:47,819 --> 00:14:51,448 I vow to keep at least 80% 568 00:14:47,819 --> 00:14:51,448 of these vows. 569 00:14:51,448 --> 00:14:52,991 That seems high. 570 00:14:52,991 --> 00:14:56,536 And I vow to keep updating them 571 00:14:52,991 --> 00:14:56,536 as we go. 572 00:14:57,579 --> 00:14:59,163 Because one set of vows, 573 00:14:59,163 --> 00:15:02,083 it can't cover a lifetime 574 00:14:59,163 --> 00:15:02,083 of growing 575 00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,294 and changing with you, 576 00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:08,298 of raising children with you... 577 00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:11,927 falling more and more in love 578 00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:11,927 with you every day, 579 00:15:11,927 --> 00:15:14,888 Lily Aldrin, 580 00:15:11,927 --> 00:15:14,888 which is what I vow to do 581 00:15:14,888 --> 00:15:16,932 for the rest of my life. 582 00:15:16,932 --> 00:15:21,102 Crap. I already broke 583 00:15:16,932 --> 00:15:21,102 my crying vow. 584 00:15:21,102 --> 00:15:22,896 I'll forgive you. 585 00:15:32,656 --> 00:15:34,699 I am so sorry. 586 00:15:32,656 --> 00:15:34,699 Are you okay? 587 00:15:32,656 --> 00:15:34,699 Oh... 588 00:15:34,699 --> 00:15:36,493 That was 589 00:15:34,699 --> 00:15:36,493 totally my fault. 590 00:15:36,493 --> 00:15:38,286 No. The bride is always right. 591 00:15:36,493 --> 00:15:38,286 It was my fault. 592 00:15:38,286 --> 00:15:39,412 Are you okay? 593 00:15:39,412 --> 00:15:41,414 I'm fine. 594 00:15:41,414 --> 00:15:43,708 Are you sure? 595 00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:45,376 Because you 596 00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:45,376 were sprinting 597 00:15:45,376 --> 00:15:47,629 from a church 598 00:15:45,376 --> 00:15:47,629 in a wedding dress. 599 00:15:47,629 --> 00:15:48,880 And as a kid, 600 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,799 I was a bit of a detective... 601 00:15:50,799 --> 00:15:52,133 so... 602 00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:54,302 Um... 603 00:15:54,302 --> 00:15:56,888 to be honest, 604 00:15:54,302 --> 00:15:56,888 I'm-I'm wondering if this... 605 00:15:56,888 --> 00:16:00,767 whole getting married thing is 606 00:15:56,888 --> 00:16:00,767 something I can go through with. 607 00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:03,269 Oh. 608 00:16:03,269 --> 00:16:05,814 Wow. 609 00:16:05,814 --> 00:16:08,107 That's it? 610 00:16:08,107 --> 00:16:10,318 Aren't you supposed 611 00:16:08,107 --> 00:16:10,318 to talk me out of it? 612 00:16:10,318 --> 00:16:13,196 Tell me it's just cold feet? 613 00:16:10,318 --> 00:16:13,196 I'm-I'm being crazy? 614 00:16:13,196 --> 00:16:15,782 Okay, during that fall, we did 615 00:16:13,196 --> 00:16:15,782 kind of get to second base 616 00:16:15,782 --> 00:16:17,617 with each other... 617 00:16:15,782 --> 00:16:17,617 and we'll always share that... 618 00:16:17,617 --> 00:16:20,203 but I don't really know you. 619 00:16:20,203 --> 00:16:21,454 So... 620 00:16:21,454 --> 00:16:22,747 here's all I'll say: 621 00:16:22,747 --> 00:16:24,041 when I'm overwhelmed, 622 00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:25,750 I force myself 623 00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:25,750 to do one simple thing 624 00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:28,378 before I have to make 625 00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:28,378 a decision: 626 00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:32,716 close my eyes 627 00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:32,716 and take three deep breaths. 628 00:16:32,716 --> 00:16:35,176 Three deep breaths. 629 00:16:32,716 --> 00:16:35,176 Mm-hmm. 630 00:16:35,176 --> 00:16:38,930 Sometimes even three deep 631 00:16:35,176 --> 00:16:38,930 breaths can change everything. 632 00:17:01,661 --> 00:17:02,954 Barney? 633 00:17:02,954 --> 00:17:04,915 Hey, I've been looking 634 00:17:02,954 --> 00:17:04,915 for you. You okay? 635 00:17:04,915 --> 00:17:07,709 Uh... yeah. 636 00:17:04,915 --> 00:17:07,709 I-I was just talking to the... 637 00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:11,504 the band about the... 638 00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:11,504 thing with the stuff. 639 00:17:11,504 --> 00:17:13,297 What are those? 640 00:17:13,297 --> 00:17:15,466 My vows. 641 00:17:15,466 --> 00:17:17,427 I-I know it's bad luck 642 00:17:15,466 --> 00:17:17,427 to see the bride 643 00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:20,346 right before the ceremony, 644 00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:20,346 but I realized something. 645 00:17:20,346 --> 00:17:23,307 Marshall and Lily have broken 646 00:17:20,346 --> 00:17:23,307 most of their wedding vows, 647 00:17:23,307 --> 00:17:25,143 but they're still 648 00:17:23,307 --> 00:17:25,143 the best couple I know. 649 00:17:25,143 --> 00:17:26,853 I think their biggest problem 650 00:17:26,853 --> 00:17:29,606 was that Marshall 651 00:17:26,853 --> 00:17:29,606 didn't tell Lily the truth. 652 00:17:29,606 --> 00:17:32,275 So... 653 00:17:34,027 --> 00:17:36,988 I've decided to make 654 00:17:34,027 --> 00:17:36,988 only one vow to you, 655 00:17:36,988 --> 00:17:40,909 because it's the only one 656 00:17:36,988 --> 00:17:40,909 that really counts. 657 00:17:40,909 --> 00:17:43,202 Robin Scherbatsky... 658 00:17:44,328 --> 00:17:46,372 from this day forward, 659 00:17:46,372 --> 00:17:49,084 I am always gonna be honest 660 00:17:46,372 --> 00:17:49,084 with you. 661 00:17:50,127 --> 00:17:51,920 'Cause I love you. 662 00:17:53,171 --> 00:17:54,756 I'll see you up there. 663 00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:58,342 Oh. 664 00:17:58,342 --> 00:18:00,219 Ted got that locket for you. 665 00:18:00,219 --> 00:18:02,346 He's the one you should thank. 666 00:18:04,891 --> 00:18:07,060 Barney, wait. 667 00:18:25,912 --> 00:18:27,080 What is it? 668 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,706 The cornflower blue tie. 669 00:18:28,706 --> 00:18:31,709 That's the one 670 00:18:28,706 --> 00:18:31,709 I should be wearing. 671 00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:33,711 It's right by my bed. 672 00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:33,711 Back in Manhattan. 673 00:18:33,711 --> 00:18:36,047 Stall for me. I'll be back 674 00:18:33,711 --> 00:18:36,047 in six hours, tops. 675 00:18:39,759 --> 00:18:40,927 That's all of 'em! 676 00:18:40,927 --> 00:18:42,303 Wow. 677 00:18:42,303 --> 00:18:43,304 Wait. 678 00:18:43,304 --> 00:18:45,056 I'm free. 679 00:18:45,056 --> 00:18:46,766 It's over. 680 00:18:46,766 --> 00:18:50,061 The slap bet is finally... over? 681 00:18:50,061 --> 00:18:51,896 Yeah, it is, buddy. 682 00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:54,482 Thank you. 683 00:18:58,111 --> 00:18:59,362 You know, this 684 00:18:58,111 --> 00:18:59,362 may sound crazy, 685 00:18:59,362 --> 00:19:00,947 but I'm gonna miss 686 00:18:59,362 --> 00:19:00,947 that slap bet. 687 00:19:00,947 --> 00:19:02,490 No, you won't. 688 00:19:00,947 --> 00:19:02,490 No, you're 689 00:19:00,947 --> 00:19:02,490 right. I won't. 690 00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:04,993 (Handel's "Hornpipe" 691 00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:04,993 from Water Music playing) 692 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:26,764 Hi. 693 00:19:26,764 --> 00:19:28,933 Hi. 694 00:19:28,933 --> 00:19:30,810 You've never looked 695 00:19:28,933 --> 00:19:30,810 more beautiful, Robin. 696 00:19:30,810 --> 00:19:32,937 Nobody asked you, Patrice. 697 00:19:32,937 --> 00:19:34,480 By the way, 698 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:38,526 in the interest of honesty, 699 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:38,526 we really do have a ring bear. 700 00:19:38,526 --> 00:19:39,819 What? 701 00:19:43,781 --> 00:19:46,325 Oh. I love 702 00:19:43,781 --> 00:19:46,325 the ring bear. 703 00:19:46,325 --> 00:19:49,662 Then you are gonna love 704 00:19:46,325 --> 00:19:49,662 the flower gorilla. 705 00:19:49,662 --> 00:19:51,248 What? 706 00:19:49,662 --> 00:19:51,248 Kidding. I'm kidding. 707 00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:03,676 Kids, I won't lie, 708 00:20:03,676 --> 00:20:06,554 that was a long weekend. 709 00:20:06,554 --> 00:20:10,016 More ups and downs 710 00:20:06,554 --> 00:20:10,016 than I can count. 711 00:20:15,021 --> 00:20:16,898 It was a twisting, 712 00:20:16,898 --> 00:20:19,358 turning road that led 713 00:20:16,898 --> 00:20:19,358 to the end of the aisle, 714 00:20:19,358 --> 00:20:22,987 and not everything 715 00:20:19,358 --> 00:20:22,987 along the way was perfect. 716 00:20:22,987 --> 00:20:24,530 To be honest, 717 00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:27,033 not everything to follow 718 00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:27,033 would be perfect either. 719 00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:28,868 But what is? 720 00:20:28,868 --> 00:20:30,787 Here's the secret, kids: 721 00:20:30,787 --> 00:20:34,415 none of us can vow 722 00:20:30,787 --> 00:20:34,415 to be perfect. 723 00:20:34,415 --> 00:20:37,460 In the end, all we can do 724 00:20:34,415 --> 00:20:37,460 is promise to love each other 725 00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:38,836 with everything we've got. 726 00:20:45,135 --> 00:20:47,511 Because love's 727 00:20:45,135 --> 00:20:47,511 the best thing we do. 728 00:20:54,602 --> 00:20:56,562 And on that lovely 729 00:20:54,602 --> 00:20:56,562 spring evening, 730 00:20:56,562 --> 00:21:00,817 that's exactly what Barney 731 00:20:56,562 --> 00:21:00,817 and Robin vowed to each other. 732 00:21:00,817 --> 00:21:02,485 And it was legendary.