1 00:00:04,993 --> 00:00:06,494 - So? 2 00:00:04,993 --> 00:00:06,494 - No. 3 00:00:06,619 --> 00:00:08,162 No. You-you were in. 4 00:00:08,287 --> 00:00:09,831 I said, "Have you met Ted" 5 00:00:08,287 --> 00:00:09,831 and everything. 6 00:00:09,956 --> 00:00:11,833 - How could that not work? 7 00:00:09,956 --> 00:00:11,833 - I don't know, 8 00:00:11,958 --> 00:00:13,751 we introduced ourselves, 9 00:00:11,958 --> 00:00:13,751 I bought her a drink, 10 00:00:13,876 --> 00:00:14,919 told her I loved her... 11 00:00:15,044 --> 00:00:16,545 - What? 12 00:00:15,044 --> 00:00:16,545 - I'm kidding. 13 00:00:16,671 --> 00:00:18,589 Hold on, Roxanne. 14 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:21,009 You played "Have You Met Ted" 15 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:21,009 without me? 16 00:00:21,175 --> 00:00:23,469 In my bar with 17 00:00:21,175 --> 00:00:23,469 my Ted? 18 00:00:23,594 --> 00:00:27,890 Maybe stealing a bro's wingman 19 00:00:23,594 --> 00:00:27,890 is okay back in... 20 00:00:28,016 --> 00:00:31,352 I'm sorry, what's the name of 21 00:00:28,016 --> 00:00:31,352 this third world banana republic 22 00:00:31,477 --> 00:00:32,937 you claim to be from? 23 00:00:33,062 --> 00:00:35,189 Canada. 24 00:00:35,314 --> 00:00:38,026 I have literally 25 00:00:35,314 --> 00:00:38,026 never heard of that place. 26 00:00:38,150 --> 00:00:39,735 When'd you move 27 00:00:38,150 --> 00:00:39,735 here, anyway? 28 00:00:39,861 --> 00:00:40,611 Two months ago. 29 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:41,863 - How do you like it? 30 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:41,863 - Honestly, 31 00:00:41,988 --> 00:00:43,280 it-it's been 32 00:00:41,988 --> 00:00:43,280 a little tough. 33 00:00:43,405 --> 00:00:46,450 I moved here for this on-air 34 00:00:43,405 --> 00:00:46,450 reporter job at Metro News 1 35 00:00:46,575 --> 00:00:48,410 thinking it was gonna 36 00:00:46,575 --> 00:00:48,410 be my big break, 37 00:00:48,536 --> 00:00:49,119 only to find out 38 00:00:49,244 --> 00:00:50,955 that our viewership 39 00:00:49,244 --> 00:00:50,955 mostly consists 40 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:51,998 of DMV waiting rooms 41 00:00:52,122 --> 00:00:54,249 and people plugging in their 42 00:00:52,122 --> 00:00:54,249 TV for the first time. 43 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:58,462 To top it all off, 44 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:58,462 I have no friends. 45 00:00:59,088 --> 00:01:01,340 Um... wrong. 46 00:01:01,465 --> 00:01:02,800 You have four friends 47 00:01:01,465 --> 00:01:02,800 right here. 48 00:01:02,925 --> 00:01:04,802 - Right, guys? 49 00:01:02,925 --> 00:01:04,802 - Uh, yeah. 50 00:01:04,927 --> 00:01:06,762 You're totally in our gang, 51 00:01:04,927 --> 00:01:06,762 now. And once you're in, 52 00:01:06,888 --> 00:01:08,263 you're in for life, right? 53 00:01:08,389 --> 00:01:09,724 - She's in. 54 00:01:08,389 --> 00:01:09,724 - Oh. All right. 55 00:01:09,849 --> 00:01:11,392 - She's in. 56 00:01:09,849 --> 00:01:11,392 - Welcome. 57 00:01:11,517 --> 00:01:13,644 Well, if I'm in, I should 58 00:01:11,517 --> 00:01:13,644 get the next round. 59 00:01:13,769 --> 00:01:14,979 - Whoa, whoa, 60 00:01:13,769 --> 00:01:14,979 - Ooh, 61 00:01:15,104 --> 00:01:16,898 - I like this girl. 62 00:01:15,104 --> 00:01:16,898 - ho, ho. 63 00:01:18,024 --> 00:01:19,984 I'm serious, I 64 00:01:18,024 --> 00:01:19,984 like this girl. 65 00:01:20,109 --> 00:01:22,194 So here's the deal 66 00:01:20,109 --> 00:01:22,194 with the deal. 67 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:23,612 Robin's my new 68 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:23,612 best friend... 69 00:01:23,738 --> 00:01:25,031 nobody bangs her. 70 00:01:25,155 --> 00:01:26,156 Hey, hey, 71 00:01:26,281 --> 00:01:27,533 hey, she only rejected me 72 00:01:27,658 --> 00:01:29,660 three times, 73 00:01:27,658 --> 00:01:29,660 she's still very much in play. 74 00:01:29,785 --> 00:01:31,620 I'm serious. 75 00:01:31,746 --> 00:01:34,916 There's only one way I'd let 76 00:01:31,746 --> 00:01:34,916 either of you have sex with her. 77 00:01:35,041 --> 00:01:39,045 Not that. It's never that. 78 00:01:39,169 --> 00:01:40,088 I really want this girl 79 00:01:40,212 --> 00:01:41,714 to stay a part 80 00:01:40,212 --> 00:01:41,714 of our lives. 81 00:01:41,839 --> 00:01:45,217 So the only way you're allowed 82 00:01:41,839 --> 00:01:45,217 to hook up with her... 83 00:01:45,342 --> 00:01:47,929 is if you marry her. 84 00:01:48,054 --> 00:01:50,014 Too rich for my blood. 85 00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:53,684 That son of a bitch did it. 86 00:01:53,809 --> 00:01:55,603 He really did. 87 00:01:55,728 --> 00:01:58,147 So you're moving 88 00:01:55,728 --> 00:01:58,147 to Chicago tomorrow, huh? 89 00:01:58,272 --> 00:02:00,108 How do you feel? 90 00:02:00,232 --> 00:02:01,817 Uh, I'm looking forward to it. 91 00:02:01,943 --> 00:02:03,444 The job's amazing. 92 00:02:03,569 --> 00:02:04,737 I got a great apartment 93 00:02:03,569 --> 00:02:04,737 lined up. 94 00:02:04,862 --> 00:02:07,115 You know, it's... 95 00:02:07,239 --> 00:02:08,783 It's exciting. 96 00:02:08,908 --> 00:02:10,785 Onwards and upwar... 97 00:02:35,768 --> 00:02:39,563 Hey! Bass player. 98 00:02:39,688 --> 00:02:42,066 It's me. The guy from 99 00:02:39,688 --> 00:02:42,066 the drug store with the diapers 100 00:02:42,191 --> 00:02:43,651 that hit on you, 101 00:02:42,191 --> 00:02:43,651 then we went outside 102 00:02:43,776 --> 00:02:46,195 and had a deep, emotional 103 00:02:43,776 --> 00:02:46,195 talk on a bus bench. 104 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,322 Remember when you 105 00:02:48,447 --> 00:02:49,573 told me to stop 106 00:02:48,447 --> 00:02:49,573 messing around 107 00:02:49,698 --> 00:02:50,699 and go get the girl? 108 00:02:50,825 --> 00:02:53,368 Well, check it. I got her. 109 00:02:55,121 --> 00:02:58,166 What about you? 110 00:02:55,121 --> 00:02:58,166 You still dating that guy? 111 00:03:06,007 --> 00:03:07,675 Grape Scotch! 112 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,844 Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted. 113 00:03:09,969 --> 00:03:11,095 - Right here, 114 00:03:09,969 --> 00:03:11,095 right here, 115 00:03:09,969 --> 00:03:11,095 - Yeah, 116 00:03:11,220 --> 00:03:12,513 - I-I see you, Barney. 117 00:03:11,220 --> 00:03:12,513 - right here, right here. 118 00:03:12,638 --> 00:03:14,348 Good, great. Then it's 119 00:03:12,638 --> 00:03:14,348 time to play a little game 120 00:03:14,473 --> 00:03:15,599 I like to call Have... 121 00:03:14,473 --> 00:03:15,599 Yeah, 122 00:03:15,724 --> 00:03:17,518 - Barney, I... 123 00:03:15,724 --> 00:03:17,518 - No, no. 124 00:03:17,643 --> 00:03:19,478 You are not getting out 125 00:03:17,643 --> 00:03:19,478 of Have You Met Ted. 126 00:03:19,603 --> 00:03:20,813 There's a girl 127 00:03:19,603 --> 00:03:20,813 that you have to meet. 128 00:03:20,938 --> 00:03:23,107 She is perfect for you. 129 00:03:20,938 --> 00:03:23,107 And has... 130 00:03:23,232 --> 00:03:24,441 she met you? No, 131 00:03:23,232 --> 00:03:24,441 she has... not. 132 00:03:24,566 --> 00:03:26,986 Think of all the sex 133 00:03:24,566 --> 00:03:26,986 you're gonna ha.. 134 00:03:27,111 --> 00:03:28,362 Barney. 135 00:03:29,488 --> 00:03:30,739 I ha... I have to go. 136 00:03:30,865 --> 00:03:33,408 What, now? 137 00:03:35,161 --> 00:03:36,871 Yeah. 138 00:03:37,746 --> 00:03:39,123 Y... 139 00:03:39,248 --> 00:03:41,667 W-We have to do this outside. 140 00:03:47,673 --> 00:03:49,967 Robin. 141 00:03:50,092 --> 00:03:51,552 It's been a major pleasure. 142 00:03:51,677 --> 00:03:53,804 - Major Pleasure. 143 00:03:51,677 --> 00:03:53,804 - Major Pleasure. 144 00:03:53,929 --> 00:03:56,390 Come here. 145 00:03:59,351 --> 00:04:00,519 Congratulations. 146 00:04:00,644 --> 00:04:02,521 Thank you. 147 00:04:08,527 --> 00:04:11,321 Oh, God, no, this is too real. 148 00:04:11,446 --> 00:04:15,076 I can't handle this, 149 00:04:11,446 --> 00:04:15,076 Marshall's next. 150 00:04:18,537 --> 00:04:21,165 Good luck out there 151 00:04:18,537 --> 00:04:21,165 in Chicago. 152 00:04:21,290 --> 00:04:23,417 I'm gonna be kind of jealous 153 00:04:21,290 --> 00:04:23,417 of you, getting to have 154 00:04:23,542 --> 00:04:26,295 Gazzola's pizza 155 00:04:23,542 --> 00:04:26,295 whenever you want. 156 00:04:26,420 --> 00:04:27,504 You're gonna be in Rome. 157 00:04:27,629 --> 00:04:30,549 Yeah. I guess. 158 00:04:36,764 --> 00:04:37,973 I just... 159 00:04:38,099 --> 00:04:41,143 I feel like a hug isn't enough. 160 00:04:41,269 --> 00:04:43,187 E.T. good-bye? 161 00:04:46,565 --> 00:04:50,611 I'll be right... 162 00:04:50,736 --> 00:04:53,197 here. 163 00:04:53,322 --> 00:04:55,365 Okay, it helped, 164 00:04:53,322 --> 00:04:55,365 but that was really creepy. 165 00:04:55,490 --> 00:04:57,659 I don't want to 166 00:04:55,490 --> 00:04:57,659 see you for a while. 167 00:05:00,121 --> 00:05:02,248 Barney. 168 00:05:03,207 --> 00:05:04,499 Mm. 169 00:05:07,336 --> 00:05:08,837 We licked the Liberty Bell. 170 00:05:08,963 --> 00:05:10,089 We did? 171 00:05:10,214 --> 00:05:11,924 Yeah, you... 172 00:05:12,049 --> 00:05:13,008 You don't remember that? 173 00:05:13,134 --> 00:05:16,262 Uh, I've done 174 00:05:13,134 --> 00:05:16,262 a lot of cool stuff, Ted. 175 00:05:17,179 --> 00:05:19,681 Oh, my God. 176 00:05:19,807 --> 00:05:21,642 I just... I just realized: 177 00:05:21,767 --> 00:05:22,851 Who am I gonna high five now? 178 00:05:22,977 --> 00:05:25,146 - Come on, dude. 179 00:05:22,977 --> 00:05:25,146 - No, no, 180 00:05:25,271 --> 00:05:27,189 I'm being serious. 181 00:05:25,271 --> 00:05:27,189 What if I see... 182 00:05:27,315 --> 00:05:30,234 a pack of lions 183 00:05:27,315 --> 00:05:30,234 fighting a tyrannosaurus? 184 00:05:30,359 --> 00:05:31,652 Or, better yet, 185 00:05:31,777 --> 00:05:33,487 what if I see boobs? 186 00:05:33,612 --> 00:05:35,114 Who am I... 187 00:05:33,612 --> 00:05:35,114 who am I gonna high five then? 188 00:05:35,239 --> 00:05:36,365 You can high 189 00:05:35,239 --> 00:05:36,365 five Marshall. 190 00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:37,825 Yeah, yeah. But Marshall 191 00:05:37,950 --> 00:05:39,743 only likes to high five 192 00:05:37,950 --> 00:05:39,743 about Lily boobs. 193 00:05:39,868 --> 00:05:41,703 Oh, always. 194 00:05:41,829 --> 00:05:44,039 Okay, Barney. 195 00:05:44,165 --> 00:05:45,749 I have an idea. 196 00:05:45,874 --> 00:05:47,584 One last high five. 197 00:05:47,709 --> 00:05:51,588 A high five to echo 198 00:05:47,709 --> 00:05:51,588 throughout eternity. 199 00:05:51,713 --> 00:05:53,090 Yes. 200 00:05:53,215 --> 00:05:54,675 And within 201 00:05:53,215 --> 00:05:54,675 that high five will be 202 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,927 all the high fives 203 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,927 we've ever high fived. 204 00:05:57,052 --> 00:06:00,097 And all the high fives we 205 00:05:57,052 --> 00:06:00,097 could ever possibly high five. 206 00:06:00,222 --> 00:06:01,807 A high infinity. 207 00:06:01,932 --> 00:06:03,558 A high infinity, exactly. 208 00:06:03,684 --> 00:06:04,352 Let's do this. 209 00:06:04,476 --> 00:06:06,436 All right, 210 00:06:04,476 --> 00:06:06,436 everybody back up. 211 00:06:11,525 --> 00:06:13,610 I'll see you 212 00:06:11,525 --> 00:06:13,610 on the other side, Ray. 213 00:06:13,735 --> 00:06:17,572 Nice working with you, 214 00:06:13,735 --> 00:06:17,572 Dr. Venkman. 215 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:21,994 Aah! 216 00:06:23,787 --> 00:06:24,955 - Ow! 217 00:06:23,787 --> 00:06:24,955 - Ow! 218 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,165 - Oh. 219 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,165 - Oh. 220 00:06:26,290 --> 00:06:27,124 Oh! 221 00:06:27,249 --> 00:06:28,376 Worth it. 222 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:29,459 So worth it. 223 00:06:31,503 --> 00:06:33,755 So I rushed out 224 00:06:31,503 --> 00:06:33,755 to make the train, 225 00:06:33,881 --> 00:06:35,341 which is now 45 minutes late. 226 00:06:35,465 --> 00:06:37,968 This lady 227 00:06:35,465 --> 00:06:37,968 with the bass guitar... 228 00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:40,221 was she pretty? 229 00:06:43,182 --> 00:06:44,599 Yeah. 230 00:06:44,725 --> 00:06:45,893 She was beautiful. 231 00:06:46,018 --> 00:06:47,311 Go back and meet her. 232 00:06:47,436 --> 00:06:48,812 No. 233 00:06:48,937 --> 00:06:50,314 But what if it was destiny? 234 00:06:50,439 --> 00:06:53,608 Lady, it's been 235 00:06:50,439 --> 00:06:53,608 a really long weekend. 236 00:06:53,734 --> 00:06:56,486 I'm moving to Chicago tomorrow. 237 00:06:56,611 --> 00:06:58,488 I can't really 238 00:06:56,611 --> 00:06:58,488 talk destiny right now. 239 00:06:58,613 --> 00:07:00,741 Okay. 240 00:07:08,665 --> 00:07:09,917 Yes? 241 00:07:10,042 --> 00:07:14,255 What if the universe 242 00:07:10,042 --> 00:07:14,255 sent you a gigantic sign 243 00:07:14,380 --> 00:07:17,591 that this woman 244 00:07:14,380 --> 00:07:17,591 was your destiny? 245 00:07:17,716 --> 00:07:20,594 Then would you talk to her? 246 00:07:20,719 --> 00:07:23,597 Yeah, sure. I mean, 247 00:07:20,719 --> 00:07:23,597 I-I guess I would have to. 248 00:07:23,722 --> 00:07:24,598 Okay. 249 00:07:24,723 --> 00:07:26,558 Okay. 250 00:07:26,683 --> 00:07:28,018 Where is that train? 251 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:30,771 Can I ask one more question? 252 00:07:30,896 --> 00:07:32,147 What? 253 00:07:32,273 --> 00:07:34,691 This girl with the bass guitar... 254 00:07:34,816 --> 00:07:37,236 is that her? 255 00:07:43,867 --> 00:07:45,035 That 256 00:07:43,867 --> 00:07:45,035 is 257 00:07:43,867 --> 00:07:45,035 her, isn't it? 258 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,579 This is so exciting. 259 00:07:47,704 --> 00:07:48,956 G-Go talk to her. 260 00:07:49,081 --> 00:07:51,333 Just be cool, lady. Damn. 261 00:07:51,459 --> 00:07:53,085 Why are you still 262 00:07:51,459 --> 00:07:53,085 sitting here? 263 00:07:53,210 --> 00:07:56,713 Because I'm moving to 264 00:07:53,210 --> 00:07:56,713 Chicago tomorrow, remember? 265 00:07:56,838 --> 00:07:58,590 And 24 hours 266 00:07:56,838 --> 00:07:58,590 from now, 267 00:07:58,715 --> 00:08:02,052 my life is gonna be 268 00:07:58,715 --> 00:08:02,052 completely different. 269 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:05,306 This is so strange, 270 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:05,306 you know, now that Ted's gone, 271 00:08:05,431 --> 00:08:08,809 it's just a... 272 00:08:05,431 --> 00:08:08,809 a different vibe. 273 00:08:08,934 --> 00:08:12,480 You can just f-feel 274 00:08:08,934 --> 00:08:12,480 his absence. 275 00:08:12,604 --> 00:08:14,356 Are you kidding me? 276 00:08:14,482 --> 00:08:15,023 Oh, hey. 277 00:08:15,149 --> 00:08:16,400 What are you doing 278 00:08:15,149 --> 00:08:16,400 in New York? 279 00:08:16,525 --> 00:08:18,193 Aren't you 280 00:08:16,525 --> 00:08:18,193 supposed to be in Chicago? 281 00:08:18,319 --> 00:08:19,736 No... Oh. 282 00:08:19,861 --> 00:08:21,489 Yeah, I'm not doing that. 283 00:08:21,613 --> 00:08:22,781 - What? 284 00:08:21,613 --> 00:08:22,781 - What? 285 00:08:22,906 --> 00:08:26,410 - I'm not moving 286 00:08:22,906 --> 00:08:26,410 to Chicago. 287 00:08:22,906 --> 00:08:26,410 - Why? 288 00:08:26,535 --> 00:08:29,288 - I met a girl. 289 00:08:26,535 --> 00:08:29,288 - You... son of a bitch! 290 00:08:29,413 --> 00:08:30,789 What is the matter with you? 291 00:08:30,914 --> 00:08:32,500 How could you put us 292 00:08:30,914 --> 00:08:32,500 through that? 293 00:08:32,624 --> 00:08:35,336 That good-bye was 294 00:08:32,624 --> 00:08:35,336 emotionally devastating. 295 00:08:35,461 --> 00:08:38,339 A certain delicate flower 296 00:08:35,461 --> 00:08:38,339 cried all night in the shower. 297 00:08:38,464 --> 00:08:40,174 And I was pretty 298 00:08:38,464 --> 00:08:40,174 bummed, too. 299 00:08:40,299 --> 00:08:41,216 And now you're 300 00:08:41,342 --> 00:08:42,717 staying because of some girl? 301 00:08:42,843 --> 00:08:44,803 I mean, who is 302 00:08:42,843 --> 00:08:44,803 this person? 303 00:08:44,928 --> 00:08:46,638 The bass player 304 00:08:44,928 --> 00:08:46,638 from the wedding band. 305 00:08:46,763 --> 00:08:47,931 Oh, yeah, she's great. 306 00:08:48,056 --> 00:08:49,266 - Love her. 307 00:08:48,056 --> 00:08:49,266 - Right, 308 00:08:49,391 --> 00:08:50,434 right? 309 00:08:50,559 --> 00:08:52,936 - What are you... 310 00:08:50,559 --> 00:08:52,936 What are you doing? 311 00:08:50,559 --> 00:08:52,936 - Calling her. 312 00:08:53,061 --> 00:08:55,689 Don't do this. 313 00:08:53,061 --> 00:08:55,689 Don't call her the next day. 314 00:08:55,814 --> 00:08:56,565 - You're blowing this. 315 00:08:55,814 --> 00:08:56,565 - Huh? 316 00:08:56,690 --> 00:08:59,276 Three days. 317 00:08:56,690 --> 00:08:59,276 You wait three days, Ted. 318 00:08:59,401 --> 00:09:02,612 H-Hey, it's Ted. Hi. Um, 319 00:09:02,737 --> 00:09:05,449 listen, do you... do you want 320 00:09:02,737 --> 00:09:05,449 to have dinner tomorrow night? 321 00:09:05,574 --> 00:09:06,658 Great. 322 00:09:06,783 --> 00:09:08,869 It was clear I meant 323 00:09:06,783 --> 00:09:08,869 with me, right? 324 00:09:09,744 --> 00:09:13,374 Same answer. Solid. 325 00:09:13,499 --> 00:09:15,125 Why does he 326 00:09:13,499 --> 00:09:15,125 keep doing this? 327 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:18,295 He meets 'em, 328 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:18,295 he likes 'em way too much, 329 00:09:18,420 --> 00:09:21,340 he goes way too big, too soon, 330 00:09:18,420 --> 00:09:21,340 and he ends up blowing it. 331 00:09:21,465 --> 00:09:23,133 I can't take this anymore. 332 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:26,303 He's fallen in love 333 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:26,303 so many times now. 334 00:09:28,389 --> 00:09:30,474 Not like this. 335 00:09:30,599 --> 00:09:32,767 This is different. 336 00:09:32,893 --> 00:09:34,853 Come on, go talk to her. 337 00:09:34,978 --> 00:09:36,771 Oh, and it'll all be 338 00:09:34,978 --> 00:09:36,771 because of me. 339 00:09:36,897 --> 00:09:39,858 And I'll sing 340 00:09:36,897 --> 00:09:39,858 at your wedding. 341 00:09:39,983 --> 00:09:41,818 Y-You are gonna have 342 00:09:39,983 --> 00:09:41,818 a big wedding, right? 343 00:09:41,943 --> 00:09:44,863 What? No. 344 00:09:41,943 --> 00:09:44,863 Just be cool, lady. Damn. 345 00:09:46,698 --> 00:09:49,159 And aren't big weddings 346 00:09:46,698 --> 00:09:49,159 kind of a young man's game? 347 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:51,453 You don't have a big wedding 348 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:51,453 in your 30s. 349 00:09:51,579 --> 00:09:53,455 If I do ever get married, 350 00:09:53,581 --> 00:09:54,873 I'm keeping it simple. 351 00:09:54,998 --> 00:09:57,042 A hot air balloon? 352 00:09:57,167 --> 00:09:59,628 Well, yeah. I mean, 353 00:09:57,167 --> 00:09:59,628 when you're getting married 354 00:09:59,753 --> 00:10:02,047 in a 17th-century castle in 355 00:09:59,753 --> 00:10:02,047 France and making your entrance 356 00:10:02,172 --> 00:10:03,673 on a stagecoach 357 00:10:02,172 --> 00:10:03,673 with six white horses, 358 00:10:03,798 --> 00:10:05,426 you kind of got to make 359 00:10:03,798 --> 00:10:05,426 a big exit. 360 00:10:05,551 --> 00:10:08,803 How much are you 361 00:10:05,551 --> 00:10:08,803 spending on this? 362 00:10:08,929 --> 00:10:11,098 Oh, like, a lot of money. 363 00:10:11,223 --> 00:10:12,433 - Mm. 364 00:10:11,223 --> 00:10:12,433 - All of my money. 365 00:10:12,558 --> 00:10:15,060 Look, I know you guys 366 00:10:12,558 --> 00:10:15,060 have been traveling a lot, 367 00:10:15,185 --> 00:10:16,728 but you're coming, right? 368 00:10:16,853 --> 00:10:18,564 - Off course. What... 369 00:10:16,853 --> 00:10:18,564 - Duh. 370 00:10:20,274 --> 00:10:21,650 I'll get the next round. 371 00:10:21,775 --> 00:10:22,526 Thanks. 372 00:10:22,651 --> 00:10:23,818 I'd offer, but... 373 00:10:23,944 --> 00:10:24,945 Castle. 374 00:10:25,070 --> 00:10:27,656 Yeah. 375 00:10:27,781 --> 00:10:29,199 So, how you guys doing? 376 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:31,034 I mean, Robin's really 377 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:31,034 taking off at work, huh? 378 00:10:31,159 --> 00:10:34,704 It's like, "Robin Scherbatsky, 379 00:10:31,159 --> 00:10:34,704 World Wide News, Caracas." 380 00:10:34,829 --> 00:10:37,291 "Robin Scherbatsky, World Wide 381 00:10:34,829 --> 00:10:37,291 News, St. Petersburg." 382 00:10:37,416 --> 00:10:39,126 "Robin Scherbatsky, 383 00:10:37,416 --> 00:10:39,126 World Wide News, 384 00:10:39,251 --> 00:10:41,670 anywhere but New York, 385 00:10:39,251 --> 00:10:41,670 apparently." 386 00:10:41,795 --> 00:10:42,879 But it's great. 387 00:10:43,004 --> 00:10:45,048 Uh, it's makes things 388 00:10:43,004 --> 00:10:45,048 super difficult for us, 389 00:10:45,173 --> 00:10:48,051 but it's great. It's great. 390 00:10:48,176 --> 00:10:50,471 It's great. It's great. 391 00:10:50,596 --> 00:10:51,472 One more and I'll believe you. 392 00:10:51,597 --> 00:10:53,390 - It's great. 393 00:10:51,597 --> 00:10:53,390 - Sounds great. 394 00:10:53,515 --> 00:10:56,017 - Hey. 395 00:10:53,515 --> 00:10:56,017 - Hi, hi. Sorry I'm late. 396 00:10:56,143 --> 00:10:57,018 Can I talk to you for a 397 00:10:56,143 --> 00:10:57,018 minute? 398 00:10:57,144 --> 00:10:59,438 Yeah, sure. Did you wire 399 00:10:57,144 --> 00:10:59,438 the down payment to the castle 400 00:10:57,144 --> 00:10:59,438 guy? 401 00:10:59,563 --> 00:11:00,814 I got a castle guy. 402 00:11:00,939 --> 00:11:03,484 I've got, like, 403 00:11:00,939 --> 00:11:03,484 three castle guys. 404 00:11:03,609 --> 00:11:05,902 And a moat guy, so... 405 00:11:06,027 --> 00:11:09,197 I didn't wire the 406 00:11:06,027 --> 00:11:09,197 payment because 407 00:11:09,323 --> 00:11:12,326 I don't think we can get 408 00:11:09,323 --> 00:11:12,326 married in September. 409 00:11:12,451 --> 00:11:14,578 - What-What, why? 410 00:11:12,451 --> 00:11:14,578 - Because, 411 00:11:14,703 --> 00:11:16,538 when I do get married, 412 00:11:16,664 --> 00:11:19,207 I kind of want to fit 413 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:22,503 in... my dress. 414 00:11:23,545 --> 00:11:25,506 Why wouldn't you f... 415 00:11:26,214 --> 00:11:27,215 No. 416 00:11:27,341 --> 00:11:28,258 Yeah. 417 00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:29,259 - No. 418 00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:29,259 - Yeah. 419 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:30,051 Yeah, yeah. 420 00:11:30,177 --> 00:11:33,221 - Yeah. 421 00:11:30,177 --> 00:11:33,221 - Whoa. 422 00:11:34,515 --> 00:11:35,724 What's going on? 423 00:11:35,849 --> 00:11:39,394 She's getting a boob job. 424 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:42,063 We just peeked in on Penny 425 00:11:42,189 --> 00:11:43,357 asleep in the baby room. 426 00:11:43,482 --> 00:11:44,232 It's adorable. 427 00:11:44,358 --> 00:11:46,860 The whole place 428 00:11:44,358 --> 00:11:46,860 looks great, guys. 429 00:11:46,985 --> 00:11:49,697 But I can't believe you let Ted 430 00:11:46,985 --> 00:11:49,697 hang his jousting lance 431 00:11:49,821 --> 00:11:52,199 from the renaissance fair 432 00:11:49,821 --> 00:11:52,199 on your bedroom wall. 433 00:11:52,324 --> 00:11:54,242 Yeah. 434 00:11:54,368 --> 00:11:56,662 That's Ted's. 435 00:11:56,786 --> 00:11:58,288 So, Marshall, 436 00:11:56,786 --> 00:11:58,288 how's your job going? 437 00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:00,290 My chair... 438 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:02,417 is reasonably comfortable. 439 00:12:02,543 --> 00:12:04,712 For short periods of time. 440 00:12:04,836 --> 00:12:07,005 Marshall has decided to say 441 00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:10,133 only positive things about 442 00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:10,133 being back in corporate law. 443 00:12:10,258 --> 00:12:10,925 So you hate it? 444 00:12:11,051 --> 00:12:13,970 Much of what I do does not 445 00:12:11,051 --> 00:12:13,970 make me cry. 446 00:12:14,095 --> 00:12:16,139 Hey, what about you guys? 447 00:12:16,264 --> 00:12:18,141 How was Argentina? 448 00:12:19,309 --> 00:12:21,478 Great. It was great. 449 00:12:21,603 --> 00:12:23,146 - It was great. 450 00:12:21,603 --> 00:12:23,146 - It was great. 451 00:12:23,271 --> 00:12:24,814 - It was great. 452 00:12:23,271 --> 00:12:24,814 - It was great. 453 00:12:24,939 --> 00:12:27,442 It was great. 454 00:12:27,568 --> 00:12:29,695 One more and I'll 455 00:12:27,568 --> 00:12:29,695 believe you. 456 00:12:31,112 --> 00:12:32,822 This is so not great. 457 00:12:32,947 --> 00:12:35,617 I'm sorry that I have 458 00:12:32,947 --> 00:12:35,617 to work while I'm here. 459 00:12:35,743 --> 00:12:37,327 It's called being on assignment. 460 00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:39,329 Well, what about me? There's 461 00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:39,329 no Wi-Fi in this hotel. 462 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,582 How am I supposed to 463 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,582 run a business, Robin, 464 00:12:41,707 --> 00:12:42,916 with no Wi-Fi? 465 00:12:43,041 --> 00:12:45,627 It's not a business, 466 00:12:43,041 --> 00:12:45,627 Barney, it's a blog, okay? 467 00:12:45,753 --> 00:12:47,170 It is a lifestyle blog. 468 00:12:47,295 --> 00:12:50,591 For the upscale, 469 00:12:47,295 --> 00:12:50,591 sophisticated urban 470 00:12:47,295 --> 00:12:50,591 gentleman, and it's 471 00:12:50,716 --> 00:12:54,553 never gonna take off if I can't 472 00:12:50,716 --> 00:12:54,553 post today's boner joke. 473 00:12:57,972 --> 00:12:59,433 I know I'm always traveling. 474 00:12:59,558 --> 00:13:01,976 We both hate it when 475 00:12:59,558 --> 00:13:01,976 I'm gone, we both hate it 476 00:13:02,102 --> 00:13:04,730 when I drag you with me. 477 00:13:02,102 --> 00:13:04,730 Neither of us is happy. 478 00:13:06,732 --> 00:13:08,650 Is this just not 479 00:13:06,732 --> 00:13:08,650 working anymore? 480 00:13:08,776 --> 00:13:11,528 Wait, w... What "this"? 481 00:13:08,776 --> 00:13:11,528 This-this? 482 00:13:11,653 --> 00:13:15,949 If I gave you an out, 483 00:13:11,653 --> 00:13:15,949 right now... 484 00:13:16,074 --> 00:13:18,076 if there was 485 00:13:16,074 --> 00:13:18,076 an exit ramp right here 486 00:13:18,201 --> 00:13:20,579 at the three-year mark... 487 00:13:21,622 --> 00:13:23,624 would you take it? 488 00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:26,251 Before I answer that, 489 00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:26,251 real quick: 490 00:13:26,376 --> 00:13:28,670 you want to get super drunk 491 00:13:26,376 --> 00:13:28,670 and have sex right now? 492 00:13:28,796 --> 00:13:30,380 Of course. 493 00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:33,007 And then, one thing 494 00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:33,007 led to another. 495 00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:34,635 And then another. 496 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:35,885 And then another 497 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:35,885 after that. 498 00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:37,053 - Oh. 499 00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:37,053 - Oh. 500 00:13:37,178 --> 00:13:39,556 And we kept drinking, and 501 00:13:39,681 --> 00:13:42,392 may have had 502 00:13:39,681 --> 00:13:42,392 a little... too much. 503 00:13:46,938 --> 00:13:48,064 Arigato. 504 00:13:48,189 --> 00:13:49,899 Wow, these rooms 505 00:13:48,189 --> 00:13:49,899 all look the same, 506 00:13:50,024 --> 00:13:51,151 even when you're sober. 507 00:13:51,276 --> 00:13:53,737 You're sober? 508 00:13:54,488 --> 00:13:57,157 So, um... 509 00:13:57,282 --> 00:14:00,702 about what we discussed 510 00:13:57,282 --> 00:14:00,702 last night. 511 00:14:02,329 --> 00:14:04,122 How do you feel? 512 00:14:11,171 --> 00:14:13,340 I love you, Robin. 513 00:14:16,510 --> 00:14:19,012 And when we got married, 514 00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:23,600 I made a vow that I would always 515 00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:23,600 tell you the truth. 516 00:14:26,895 --> 00:14:29,939 We got divorced. 517 00:14:37,489 --> 00:14:39,949 I can't believe you got 518 00:14:37,489 --> 00:14:39,949 divorced without telling us. 519 00:14:40,074 --> 00:14:42,369 This is my mom and 520 00:14:40,074 --> 00:14:42,369 dad all over again. 521 00:14:42,494 --> 00:14:44,705 Barney, if you start 522 00:14:42,494 --> 00:14:44,705 brewing your own beer now 523 00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:46,498 and nail my prom 524 00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:46,498 date, so help me... 525 00:14:46,623 --> 00:14:48,375 Years too late on 526 00:14:46,623 --> 00:14:48,375 one of those, Teddy. 527 00:14:49,042 --> 00:14:50,210 Guys, it's okay. 528 00:14:50,335 --> 00:14:52,337 This isn't 529 00:14:50,335 --> 00:14:52,337 a failed marriage. 530 00:14:52,462 --> 00:14:54,172 It's a very 531 00:14:52,462 --> 00:14:54,172 successful marriage 532 00:14:54,297 --> 00:14:56,007 that happened to 533 00:14:54,297 --> 00:14:56,007 only last three years. 534 00:14:56,132 --> 00:14:58,009 You both want this? 535 00:14:58,134 --> 00:14:59,928 For real? 536 00:15:00,053 --> 00:15:01,763 We do. 537 00:15:01,889 --> 00:15:03,849 For real. 538 00:15:04,725 --> 00:15:07,310 Lily, you okay? 539 00:15:07,435 --> 00:15:08,687 Of course 540 00:15:07,435 --> 00:15:08,687 I'm not okay. 541 00:15:08,812 --> 00:15:11,314 This ruins 542 00:15:08,812 --> 00:15:11,314 everything. 543 00:15:11,439 --> 00:15:12,440 Now we have to choose sides, 544 00:15:12,566 --> 00:15:14,735 and obviously 545 00:15:12,566 --> 00:15:14,735 we're gonna choose Robin, 546 00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:16,653 but Barney has his moments. 547 00:15:16,778 --> 00:15:18,112 I really liked 548 00:15:18,238 --> 00:15:19,280 the boner joke of the day. 549 00:15:19,406 --> 00:15:21,909 Look, you guys do not need 550 00:15:19,406 --> 00:15:21,909 to pick sides. 551 00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:24,244 - Nothing has to change. 552 00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:24,244 - No. We've already 553 00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:24,244 broken up before 554 00:15:24,369 --> 00:15:26,621 and we've stayed friends, 555 00:15:24,369 --> 00:15:26,621 remember? 556 00:15:26,747 --> 00:15:30,625 As long as you promise me this 557 00:15:26,747 --> 00:15:30,625 won't mean we stop hanging out. 558 00:15:30,751 --> 00:15:32,836 Okay. 559 00:15:32,961 --> 00:15:34,295 - I'm serious. 560 00:15:32,961 --> 00:15:34,295 - I know, but, I mean, 561 00:15:34,421 --> 00:15:36,590 we hardly hang out anymore 562 00:15:34,421 --> 00:15:36,590 anyway. 563 00:15:36,715 --> 00:15:38,299 They live in the suburbs now, 564 00:15:38,425 --> 00:15:40,761 and you two are about 565 00:15:38,425 --> 00:15:40,761 to have baby number three. 566 00:15:42,262 --> 00:15:44,389 Please. You're so obvious. 567 00:15:44,514 --> 00:15:46,600 Your gals are back up 568 00:15:44,514 --> 00:15:46,600 to a full C-cup, 569 00:15:46,725 --> 00:15:49,728 and you've been sipping 570 00:15:46,725 --> 00:15:49,728 her drink all night long. 571 00:15:49,853 --> 00:15:51,521 We didn't want 572 00:15:49,853 --> 00:15:51,521 to announce anything 573 00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:52,814 till we knew for sure. 574 00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:54,232 Oh, my gosh, Lily! 575 00:15:54,357 --> 00:15:55,901 - That's amazing! 576 00:15:54,357 --> 00:15:55,901 - Oh, congratulations! 577 00:15:56,025 --> 00:15:57,819 - Oh, my God. 578 00:15:56,025 --> 00:15:57,819 - Wait, see? 579 00:15:57,945 --> 00:15:59,279 This, right here, 580 00:15:59,404 --> 00:16:02,532 this is why we can't fall 581 00:15:59,404 --> 00:16:02,532 out of each other's lives. 582 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:05,452 We have to be here 583 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:05,452 for the big moments. 584 00:16:05,577 --> 00:16:07,829 Just promise me, 585 00:16:05,577 --> 00:16:07,829 no matter what, 586 00:16:07,955 --> 00:16:10,624 we will always be there 587 00:16:07,955 --> 00:16:10,624 for the big moments. 588 00:16:10,749 --> 00:16:15,712 I-I promise. We'll-we'll always 589 00:16:10,749 --> 00:16:15,712 be there for the big moments. 590 00:16:15,837 --> 00:16:17,422 - Mm. 591 00:16:15,837 --> 00:16:17,422 - See? 592 00:16:17,547 --> 00:16:20,550 It's like this whole divorce 593 00:16:17,547 --> 00:16:20,550 thing never happened. 594 00:16:21,843 --> 00:16:23,219 I... 595 00:16:25,722 --> 00:16:27,015 - Hey. 596 00:16:25,722 --> 00:16:27,015 - Hi, sweetie. 597 00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:28,016 How was work? 598 00:16:28,141 --> 00:16:31,352 My-my boss only called me 599 00:16:28,141 --> 00:16:31,352 three words 600 00:16:31,478 --> 00:16:34,773 that meant "vagina" today. 601 00:16:34,898 --> 00:16:36,733 - How are the kids? 602 00:16:34,898 --> 00:16:36,733 - Asleep. 603 00:16:36,858 --> 00:16:38,902 Good. This is working, right? 604 00:16:39,027 --> 00:16:41,738 Marvin and Daisy sharing a room 605 00:16:39,027 --> 00:16:41,738 together? It's not too cramped? 606 00:16:41,863 --> 00:16:43,907 And then when the 607 00:16:41,863 --> 00:16:43,907 next one arrives, 608 00:16:44,032 --> 00:16:46,785 we'll just put her 609 00:16:44,032 --> 00:16:46,785 crib... in the shower. 610 00:16:46,910 --> 00:16:49,203 It's the perfect size. 611 00:16:46,910 --> 00:16:49,203 It'll save time on cleanups... 612 00:16:49,329 --> 00:16:50,580 Let's move 613 00:16:49,329 --> 00:16:50,580 somewhere bigger. 614 00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,457 Yes. Oh, thank God. 615 00:16:52,582 --> 00:16:55,084 I mean... You know, 616 00:16:55,209 --> 00:16:57,420 don't get me wrong. 617 00:16:55,209 --> 00:16:57,420 I love this apartment. 618 00:16:57,545 --> 00:16:59,547 How do you say good-bye 619 00:16:57,545 --> 00:16:59,547 to so many special memories? 620 00:16:59,673 --> 00:17:02,759 - Cock-a-mouse! 621 00:16:59,673 --> 00:17:02,759 - We have to move! 622 00:17:06,346 --> 00:17:09,474 - Hey, Marshall. 623 00:17:06,346 --> 00:17:09,474 - Robin! 624 00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:11,852 Hey, I'm so glad you're here. 625 00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:11,852 It's-it's been forever. 626 00:17:11,977 --> 00:17:13,603 - Oh, hey. 627 00:17:11,977 --> 00:17:13,603 - Hey. 628 00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,188 Where's your... 629 00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,188 where's your costume? 630 00:17:15,313 --> 00:17:17,899 Oh, uh, it's been 631 00:17:15,313 --> 00:17:17,899 a crazy week at work 632 00:17:18,025 --> 00:17:19,609 so no time to go shopping. 633 00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:22,029 Uh, well, who are 634 00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:22,029 you supposed to be? 635 00:17:22,153 --> 00:17:24,322 Okay, I want to make it clear 636 00:17:22,153 --> 00:17:24,322 this is not my idea. 637 00:17:24,447 --> 00:17:26,115 I'm Captain Ahab. 638 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,576 Why is it bad 639 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,576 if it was your idea? 640 00:17:28,702 --> 00:17:30,662 - Robin, you made it! 641 00:17:28,702 --> 00:17:30,662 - A white whale. Got it. 642 00:17:30,787 --> 00:17:32,789 - Aw. Hi. 643 00:17:30,787 --> 00:17:32,789 - Hi. 644 00:17:32,914 --> 00:17:34,248 Yeah, I figured, 645 00:17:34,374 --> 00:17:37,585 people are thinkin' it. Might as 646 00:17:34,374 --> 00:17:37,585 well steer into the skid, right? 647 00:17:37,711 --> 00:17:39,046 Where's your costume? 648 00:17:39,170 --> 00:17:40,547 Oh, you know, 649 00:17:39,170 --> 00:17:40,547 I've just been so... 650 00:17:40,672 --> 00:17:41,798 Oh, my God, Marshall! 651 00:17:41,923 --> 00:17:43,550 Guess whose digits 652 00:17:41,923 --> 00:17:43,550 I just scored? 653 00:17:43,675 --> 00:17:46,094 The slutty 654 00:17:43,675 --> 00:17:46,094 police officer's... 655 00:17:46,219 --> 00:17:48,346 tax attorney. 656 00:17:48,471 --> 00:17:50,223 Hey, Robin! 657 00:17:50,348 --> 00:17:51,975 - Hey. 658 00:17:50,348 --> 00:17:51,975 - Didn't see you there. 659 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,061 Saved it. 660 00:17:54,185 --> 00:17:55,645 Sorry, I got to pee. 661 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:58,565 I-I'll be back 662 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:58,565 in... an hour. 663 00:18:01,902 --> 00:18:03,070 Oh, man. 664 00:18:03,194 --> 00:18:05,906 Is Ted still wearing 665 00:18:03,194 --> 00:18:05,906 his hanging chad costume? 666 00:18:06,031 --> 00:18:07,741 - How old is that thing? 667 00:18:06,031 --> 00:18:07,741 - It's gone 668 00:18:07,866 --> 00:18:10,785 from played out to 669 00:18:07,866 --> 00:18:10,785 charmingly retro and back 670 00:18:10,911 --> 00:18:11,912 six or seven times now. 671 00:18:12,037 --> 00:18:13,329 Kind of 672 00:18:12,037 --> 00:18:13,329 like Ted himself. 673 00:18:13,454 --> 00:18:15,999 Tonight it's working 674 00:18:13,454 --> 00:18:15,999 for him though. 675 00:18:16,124 --> 00:18:19,586 How do you do this, Ted? 676 00:18:16,124 --> 00:18:19,586 How do you 677 00:18:19,711 --> 00:18:21,838 sit out here all night 678 00:18:19,711 --> 00:18:21,838 on the roof in the cold 679 00:18:21,963 --> 00:18:24,591 and still have faith 680 00:18:21,963 --> 00:18:24,591 your pumpkin's gonna show up? 681 00:18:24,716 --> 00:18:27,301 Look, I know that odds are 682 00:18:24,716 --> 00:18:27,301 the love of my life 683 00:18:27,427 --> 00:18:29,470 isn't gonna magically walk 684 00:18:27,427 --> 00:18:29,470 through that door 685 00:18:29,596 --> 00:18:31,347 in a pumpkin costume at... 686 00:18:31,472 --> 00:18:33,683 2:43 in the morning, but... 687 00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:37,604 this seems as nice a spot 688 00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:37,604 as any to just, you know... 689 00:18:37,729 --> 00:18:40,356 sit and wait. 690 00:18:47,572 --> 00:18:49,616 Um... 691 00:18:49,741 --> 00:18:52,660 uh, c-can you tell Lily 692 00:18:49,741 --> 00:18:52,660 I-I had to go? 693 00:18:52,786 --> 00:18:54,162 I got to split. 694 00:18:57,457 --> 00:18:59,459 Speaking of splits, do you think 695 00:18:57,457 --> 00:18:59,459 I can do a split in midair 696 00:18:59,584 --> 00:19:01,294 like my boy 697 00:18:59,584 --> 00:19:01,294 David Lee Roth? 698 00:19:01,419 --> 00:19:04,047 - I know you can't. 699 00:19:01,419 --> 00:19:04,047 - Challenge accepted. 700 00:19:05,256 --> 00:19:07,134 Oh, my scrotum! 701 00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:17,268 I can't get out 702 00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:17,268 of this thing. 703 00:19:17,393 --> 00:19:18,728 I'm holding it. 704 00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,563 - Wait, are you leaving? 705 00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,563 - Yeah, 706 00:19:20,688 --> 00:19:22,899 I got a big day tomorrow. 707 00:19:20,688 --> 00:19:22,899 I got to get some sleep. 708 00:19:23,024 --> 00:19:25,902 No, you can't leave. 709 00:19:23,024 --> 00:19:25,902 This is a big moment. 710 00:19:26,027 --> 00:19:28,321 We're saying good-bye 711 00:19:26,027 --> 00:19:28,321 to the apartment. 712 00:19:28,446 --> 00:19:30,573 The whole gang has to be here. 713 00:19:30,698 --> 00:19:32,159 The gang? 714 00:19:32,283 --> 00:19:35,745 Do you know who the gang is 715 00:19:32,283 --> 00:19:35,745 to me, Lily? 716 00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:36,663 Here's what the gang is: 717 00:19:36,788 --> 00:19:38,915 the gang is a married couple 718 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:42,418 who I never see anymore, 719 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:42,418 about to have their third kid; 720 00:19:42,543 --> 00:19:44,504 it's my ex-husband, 721 00:19:44,629 --> 00:19:47,340 hitting on slutty cops 722 00:19:44,629 --> 00:19:47,340 right in front of me; 723 00:19:47,465 --> 00:19:51,302 and it's the guy I probably 724 00:19:47,465 --> 00:19:51,302 should have ended up with 725 00:19:51,427 --> 00:19:54,181 with the beautiful mother 726 00:19:51,427 --> 00:19:54,181 of his child. 727 00:19:54,305 --> 00:19:56,183 Oh... 728 00:19:58,309 --> 00:20:00,854 Oh, oh, so... so what? 729 00:20:00,979 --> 00:20:02,647 This is all 730 00:20:02,772 --> 00:20:04,191 just over then? 731 00:20:04,315 --> 00:20:07,777 Our whole friendship 732 00:20:04,315 --> 00:20:07,777 is just over? 733 00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:10,780 No. No, of course not. 734 00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:10,780 Look, we'll... 735 00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:13,574 we'll always be friends. 736 00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:13,574 It's just... 737 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:17,204 never gonna be how it was. 738 00:20:17,328 --> 00:20:18,579 It can't be. 739 00:20:18,705 --> 00:20:19,914 And that doesn't 740 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,791 have to be a sad thing. 741 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:24,627 There-There's so much 742 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:24,627 wonderful stuff happening 743 00:20:24,752 --> 00:20:27,130 in all of our 744 00:20:24,752 --> 00:20:27,130 lives right now. 745 00:20:27,255 --> 00:20:30,133 Look, more than enough 746 00:20:27,255 --> 00:20:30,133 to be grateful for. 747 00:20:30,258 --> 00:20:33,178 But the five of us 748 00:20:30,258 --> 00:20:33,178 hanging out at MacLaren's, 749 00:20:33,302 --> 00:20:35,847 being young and stupid... 750 00:20:35,972 --> 00:20:40,227 that's just not one 751 00:20:35,972 --> 00:20:40,227 of those things. 752 00:20:40,351 --> 00:20:43,230 I got to go. 753 00:20:44,231 --> 00:20:46,399 Good night, Lily. 754 00:20:47,192 --> 00:20:49,736 Good night.