1 00:00:13,976 --> 00:00:16,186 Marshall's almost here. 2 00:00:16,311 --> 00:00:17,688 Yes! Look at us, 3 00:00:17,813 --> 00:00:21,025 hanging out again. 4 00:00:17,813 --> 00:00:21,025 This is amazing. 5 00:00:21,150 --> 00:00:22,234 This is awesome! 6 00:00:22,359 --> 00:00:25,362 This is... 7 00:00:25,487 --> 00:00:26,280 Okay. 8 00:00:26,405 --> 00:00:27,698 Just settle 9 00:00:26,405 --> 00:00:27,698 down, buddy. 10 00:00:27,823 --> 00:00:28,824 No! 11 00:00:28,950 --> 00:00:32,327 Settling down is for losers with 12 00:00:28,950 --> 00:00:32,327 kids who never go out anymore. 13 00:00:32,453 --> 00:00:33,121 I am in 14 00:00:32,453 --> 00:00:33,121 charge tonight, 15 00:00:33,245 --> 00:00:35,873 and the earliest 16 00:00:33,245 --> 00:00:35,873 I am allowing anyone 17 00:00:35,998 --> 00:00:38,417 to go home is... 2:00 a.m. 18 00:00:38,542 --> 00:00:40,210 - 10:00 p.m. 19 00:00:38,542 --> 00:00:40,210 - 9:45. 20 00:00:40,335 --> 00:00:41,253 3:00 a.m. 21 00:00:41,378 --> 00:00:44,506 Guys, tonight 22 00:00:41,378 --> 00:00:44,506 is gonna be legen... 23 00:00:44,632 --> 00:00:47,301 wait for it... 24 00:00:47,426 --> 00:00:48,677 If I leave now, 25 00:00:48,803 --> 00:00:49,595 I could put 26 00:00:48,803 --> 00:00:49,595 the kids to bed. 27 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:50,721 I'll get the check. 28 00:00:50,846 --> 00:00:51,889 .. dary! 29 00:00:52,014 --> 00:00:53,641 Legendary! 30 00:00:53,766 --> 00:00:55,601 Guys, the gang is back! 31 00:00:55,726 --> 00:00:59,105 We're back! 32 00:00:59,229 --> 00:01:02,650 All of us except for Robin. 33 00:01:02,775 --> 00:01:04,068 We never see her anymore. 34 00:01:04,193 --> 00:01:05,694 Okay, in addition 35 00:01:04,193 --> 00:01:05,694 to you guys not going home 36 00:01:05,820 --> 00:01:08,614 before 4:00 a.m... 37 00:01:05,820 --> 00:01:08,614 yes, it's up to 4:00 now... 38 00:01:08,739 --> 00:01:11,659 new rule: anytime anyone talks 39 00:01:08,739 --> 00:01:11,659 about something sad, 40 00:01:11,784 --> 00:01:13,828 we stay out an extra hour. 41 00:01:13,953 --> 00:01:16,455 We said we'd always be there 42 00:01:13,953 --> 00:01:16,455 for the big moments. 43 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:18,207 - 5:00 a.m. 44 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:18,207 - To be fair, 45 00:01:18,332 --> 00:01:19,750 tonight's just 46 00:01:18,332 --> 00:01:19,750 us hanging out 47 00:01:19,875 --> 00:01:21,085 until 10:00 p.m., tops. 48 00:01:21,210 --> 00:01:22,211 It's not a big moment. 49 00:01:22,336 --> 00:01:22,962 Um, 50 00:01:23,087 --> 00:01:24,630 - yes, it is. 51 00:01:23,087 --> 00:01:24,630 - Um, no, it's not. 52 00:01:24,755 --> 00:01:27,967 - Um, yes, it is. 53 00:01:24,755 --> 00:01:27,967 - Um... no, it's not. 54 00:01:28,092 --> 00:01:30,260 Um, yes, it is. 55 00:01:30,385 --> 00:01:32,721 I got a phone call today. 56 00:01:32,847 --> 00:01:36,475 A judge in Queens is retiring, 57 00:01:32,847 --> 00:01:36,475 so... 58 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,352 I'm gonna be a judge. 59 00:01:39,103 --> 00:01:41,313 Yes! Yes! 60 00:01:41,438 --> 00:01:43,899 Judge Eriksen! 61 00:01:44,025 --> 00:01:44,900 Yeah! 62 00:01:45,026 --> 00:01:46,152 One more. 63 00:01:46,276 --> 00:01:49,655 I told you the phone would 64 00:01:46,276 --> 00:01:49,655 ring. You deserve this. 65 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:51,323 Thanks, Lily. 66 00:01:51,448 --> 00:01:53,993 I love you, Marshmallow. 67 00:01:51,448 --> 00:01:53,993 Oh. 68 00:01:54,118 --> 00:01:55,661 1:45 a.m. 69 00:01:55,786 --> 00:01:57,997 Well, you were right, Barney, 70 00:01:55,786 --> 00:01:57,997 this night was, in fact, 71 00:01:58,122 --> 00:02:01,416 - legendary, but... 72 00:01:58,122 --> 00:02:01,416 - I know what you're gonna say 73 00:01:58,122 --> 00:02:01,416 and I agree. 74 00:02:01,542 --> 00:02:02,668 We're going to Vegas! 75 00:02:02,793 --> 00:02:04,336 I will be awakened 76 00:02:04,461 --> 00:02:08,507 by screaming children 77 00:02:04,461 --> 00:02:08,507 in less than... 78 00:02:08,632 --> 00:02:11,135 four-and-a-half hours. 79 00:02:11,260 --> 00:02:12,136 You're staying. 80 00:02:12,261 --> 00:02:13,262 I'm going. 81 00:02:13,387 --> 00:02:14,513 Judge Fudge, 82 00:02:13,387 --> 00:02:14,513 your very first ruling? 83 00:02:14,638 --> 00:02:15,890 He stays. 84 00:02:16,015 --> 00:02:17,391 Hey! See? 85 00:02:17,516 --> 00:02:18,851 Tonight is about 86 00:02:18,976 --> 00:02:22,146 celebrating our enduring bond 87 00:02:18,976 --> 00:02:22,146 as friends. 88 00:02:22,271 --> 00:02:25,107 Nay, family. Because 89 00:02:22,271 --> 00:02:25,107 that's what we are, Ted. 90 00:02:25,233 --> 00:02:26,234 We are fa... 91 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,860 Okay, fun night, 92 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,860 guys. Keep in touch. 93 00:02:27,985 --> 00:02:29,403 Damn it, Barney. 94 00:02:29,528 --> 00:02:31,906 Crushing... windpipe. 95 00:02:32,031 --> 00:02:33,991 You're lucky that's 96 00:02:32,031 --> 00:02:33,991 the only pipe I'm crushing. 97 00:02:34,116 --> 00:02:36,618 - Aah! 98 00:02:34,116 --> 00:02:36,618 - That woman 99 00:02:34,116 --> 00:02:36,618 is half your age. 100 00:02:36,744 --> 00:02:39,038 Haven't you changed, 101 00:02:36,744 --> 00:02:39,038 even a little? 102 00:02:39,163 --> 00:02:41,957 No. I haven't. 103 00:02:42,083 --> 00:02:43,792 Look, I know 104 00:02:42,083 --> 00:02:43,792 there was a time 105 00:02:43,918 --> 00:02:45,627 when it seemed like I was 106 00:02:43,918 --> 00:02:45,627 capable of going the distance, 107 00:02:45,753 --> 00:02:50,007 but... if it wasn't gonna 108 00:02:45,753 --> 00:02:50,007 happen with Robin, 109 00:02:50,132 --> 00:02:52,426 then it's just not gonna 110 00:02:50,132 --> 00:02:52,426 happen with anyone. 111 00:02:52,551 --> 00:02:53,802 I am never 112 00:02:53,928 --> 00:02:55,304 gonna be a guy 113 00:02:53,928 --> 00:02:55,304 who meets a girl 114 00:02:55,429 --> 00:02:57,973 and, from the first time 115 00:02:55,429 --> 00:02:57,973 I see her, I'm just like, 116 00:02:58,099 --> 00:03:00,601 "You are the 117 00:02:58,099 --> 00:03:00,601 love of my life. 118 00:03:00,726 --> 00:03:01,810 "Everything I have 119 00:03:01,936 --> 00:03:06,023 and everything I am 120 00:03:01,936 --> 00:03:06,023 is yours forever." 121 00:03:06,148 --> 00:03:06,774 Really? 122 00:03:06,899 --> 00:03:10,027 No, I'm just making a point. 123 00:03:06,899 --> 00:03:10,027 Move it along. 124 00:03:10,152 --> 00:03:12,362 That's not me. 125 00:03:12,487 --> 00:03:14,323 I'm the guy 126 00:03:12,487 --> 00:03:14,323 who straightens his tie, 127 00:03:14,448 --> 00:03:16,158 says something dirty, 128 00:03:14,448 --> 00:03:16,158 high-fives himself 129 00:03:16,284 --> 00:03:18,577 and then goes and talks 130 00:03:16,284 --> 00:03:18,577 to that girl over there. 131 00:03:19,494 --> 00:03:21,080 That's me. 132 00:03:21,205 --> 00:03:25,209 Can I please... just be me? 133 00:03:26,376 --> 00:03:28,837 Judge Fudge? 134 00:03:30,881 --> 00:03:33,134 I'll allow it. 135 00:03:33,259 --> 00:03:36,637 Then I'll a-plow it. Self-five. 136 00:03:36,762 --> 00:03:39,473 Stinson out. 137 00:03:42,101 --> 00:03:44,519 (mechanical whirring, 138 00:03:42,101 --> 00:03:44,519 cheering) Oh! 139 00:03:44,645 --> 00:03:46,688 Hey, so are you guys 140 00:03:46,814 --> 00:03:48,357 ever gonna tie the knot 141 00:03:46,814 --> 00:03:48,357 or are you... 142 00:03:48,482 --> 00:03:50,318 are you just comfortable 143 00:03:48,482 --> 00:03:50,318 living in sin? 144 00:03:50,484 --> 00:03:51,443 Someone's gotten a bit... 145 00:03:51,568 --> 00:03:53,195 - judge-y. 146 00:03:51,568 --> 00:03:53,195 - Oh! 147 00:03:53,321 --> 00:03:55,447 - Sustained. 148 00:03:53,321 --> 00:03:55,447 Yeah. 149 00:03:55,572 --> 00:03:57,366 We'll get around to it. 150 00:03:55,572 --> 00:03:57,366 It's just, you know, 151 00:03:57,491 --> 00:03:59,368 with life and 152 00:03:57,491 --> 00:03:59,368 jobs and kids. 153 00:03:59,493 --> 00:04:01,329 Plus, this one's still 154 00:03:59,493 --> 00:04:01,329 insisting on getting married 155 00:04:01,453 --> 00:04:02,621 in a French castle. 156 00:04:02,746 --> 00:04:05,457 I'd get married tomorrow 157 00:04:02,746 --> 00:04:05,457 in a White Castle, 158 00:04:05,582 --> 00:04:08,294 but this guy needs 159 00:04:05,582 --> 00:04:08,294 more "wow factor." 160 00:04:08,418 --> 00:04:11,046 You're all the wow factor 161 00:04:08,418 --> 00:04:11,046 I need. 162 00:04:11,172 --> 00:04:12,256 Aw! 163 00:04:14,591 --> 00:04:17,803 - Glad someone can be happy 164 00:04:14,591 --> 00:04:17,803 on the day of a tragedy. 165 00:04:14,591 --> 00:04:17,803 Aw, Barney, 166 00:04:17,928 --> 00:04:19,721 you know this is 167 00:04:17,928 --> 00:04:19,721 all fake, right? 168 00:04:19,847 --> 00:04:21,265 That robot's 169 00:04:19,847 --> 00:04:21,265 not really dead. 170 00:04:21,390 --> 00:04:22,891 I'm not 171 00:04:23,017 --> 00:04:25,560 talking about the robot, Lily. 172 00:04:23,017 --> 00:04:25,560 Everyone, 173 00:04:25,686 --> 00:04:29,731 stop having fun! I'm about 174 00:04:25,686 --> 00:04:29,731 to tell a sad story! 175 00:04:29,857 --> 00:04:33,652 Guys, remember back in 2010 176 00:04:29,857 --> 00:04:33,652 when I achieved a perfect week? 177 00:04:33,777 --> 00:04:35,904 Seven girls in 178 00:04:33,777 --> 00:04:35,904 seven nights, sure. 179 00:04:36,030 --> 00:04:37,323 Well, recently, 180 00:04:37,447 --> 00:04:39,116 I decided to attempt... 181 00:04:39,241 --> 00:04:41,076 a perfect month. 182 00:04:41,202 --> 00:04:44,038 I put together 183 00:04:41,202 --> 00:04:44,038 a brand-new playbook. 184 00:04:44,163 --> 00:04:46,748 No, I can't hear this. 185 00:04:44,163 --> 00:04:46,748 This is just too sad. 186 00:04:46,874 --> 00:04:48,917 But I haven't gotten 187 00:04:46,874 --> 00:04:48,917 to the sad part yet. 188 00:04:49,043 --> 00:04:51,295 You're in your 40s and 189 00:04:49,043 --> 00:04:51,295 you have a playbook. 190 00:04:51,420 --> 00:04:52,338 That's 191 00:04:52,462 --> 00:04:53,463 the sad part. 192 00:04:53,588 --> 00:04:55,632 Lily... just... 193 00:04:55,757 --> 00:04:57,259 Okay? 194 00:04:57,385 --> 00:05:00,095 So I put together 195 00:04:57,385 --> 00:05:00,095 a brand-new playbook, 196 00:05:00,221 --> 00:05:03,265 filled with plays 197 00:05:00,221 --> 00:05:03,265 I'd never tried before, like... 198 00:05:04,725 --> 00:05:06,268 where, 199 00:05:04,725 --> 00:05:06,268 as in the '80s classic, 200 00:05:06,394 --> 00:05:08,354 I magically come to life, 201 00:05:06,394 --> 00:05:08,354 if you know what I mean. 202 00:05:12,441 --> 00:05:14,943 where I wait till a girl 203 00:05:12,441 --> 00:05:14,943 mentions something she likes. 204 00:05:15,069 --> 00:05:16,653 God, I love nachos. 205 00:05:16,778 --> 00:05:18,822 Thank you. 206 00:05:18,947 --> 00:05:20,408 Allow me to introduce myself. 207 00:05:20,532 --> 00:05:21,491 My name is Jim, 208 00:05:21,616 --> 00:05:23,452 Jim Nacho. 209 00:05:23,577 --> 00:05:27,164 Inventor of the nacho. 210 00:05:27,289 --> 00:05:29,124 So... did you get 211 00:05:27,289 --> 00:05:29,124 a perfect month? 212 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:31,543 Yes. 213 00:05:31,668 --> 00:05:33,379 Then why are 214 00:05:31,668 --> 00:05:33,379 you so upset? 215 00:05:33,503 --> 00:05:35,505 That last girl, number 31... 216 00:05:35,630 --> 00:05:38,717 Oh, that's a pretty name. 217 00:05:35,630 --> 00:05:38,717 What is that, French? 218 00:05:38,842 --> 00:05:41,429 she's pregnant. 219 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:50,229 Wait, you're messing with 220 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:50,229 us, right? Y-You didn't 221 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:50,229 really get a girl pregnant. 222 00:05:50,354 --> 00:05:51,939 It's real. 223 00:05:52,064 --> 00:05:54,900 She's pregnant. 224 00:05:55,025 --> 00:05:58,862 Kind of puts an asterisk on the 225 00:05:55,025 --> 00:05:58,862 whole perfect month thing, huh? 226 00:06:00,114 --> 00:06:01,990 Barney, are you okay? 227 00:06:02,950 --> 00:06:05,160 Ah, Jim Nantz. 228 00:06:05,286 --> 00:06:07,913 Thank goodness. You're always 229 00:06:05,286 --> 00:06:07,913 here for me in times of trouble. 230 00:06:08,038 --> 00:06:09,206 What should I do? 231 00:06:09,331 --> 00:06:11,500 You're on your own 232 00:06:09,331 --> 00:06:11,500 this time, bro. 233 00:06:12,793 --> 00:06:14,836 Congratulations, Papa. 234 00:06:14,962 --> 00:06:17,465 Stop it. This is a disaster. 235 00:06:17,589 --> 00:06:18,466 Why? 236 00:06:18,590 --> 00:06:20,842 Why? Because I'm too old. 237 00:06:20,968 --> 00:06:21,927 I was about 238 00:06:22,052 --> 00:06:26,223 to enter my golden years, 239 00:06:22,052 --> 00:06:26,223 my Clooney years, 240 00:06:26,348 --> 00:06:28,683 my daddy issues years, 241 00:06:28,809 --> 00:06:31,479 where I don't just remind 242 00:06:28,809 --> 00:06:31,479 messed-up girls of their dads 243 00:06:31,603 --> 00:06:32,854 because I'm emotionally distant. 244 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:36,400 I freaking look like 245 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:36,400 their dads. That's the dream. 246 00:06:36,525 --> 00:06:37,443 My life 247 00:06:37,609 --> 00:06:39,611 is over. 248 00:06:39,736 --> 00:06:44,408 So where are you guys 249 00:06:39,736 --> 00:06:44,408 registered? 250 00:06:44,533 --> 00:06:47,702 Another fun fact about the 251 00:06:44,533 --> 00:06:47,702 Goliath National Bank building, 252 00:06:47,828 --> 00:06:50,122 the sleek but historical facade 253 00:06:47,828 --> 00:06:50,122 has been described 254 00:06:50,247 --> 00:06:53,917 by Architecture Vision Monthly 255 00:06:50,247 --> 00:06:53,917 as "modern classicism." 256 00:06:54,042 --> 00:06:55,544 I can see that. 257 00:06:55,669 --> 00:06:57,463 Mm-hmm. Any questions 258 00:06:55,669 --> 00:06:57,463 from the group? 259 00:06:57,587 --> 00:06:59,006 I have a 260 00:06:57,587 --> 00:06:59,006 question. 261 00:06:59,131 --> 00:07:00,924 What happened to the building 262 00:06:59,131 --> 00:07:00,924 that used to be here? 263 00:07:01,049 --> 00:07:02,384 It was way nicer. 264 00:07:02,510 --> 00:07:03,511 Robin! 265 00:07:03,635 --> 00:07:05,429 Oh, my God! 266 00:07:05,554 --> 00:07:07,097 What are you doing here? 267 00:07:07,222 --> 00:07:08,015 I thought you were in... 268 00:07:08,140 --> 00:07:10,642 Greece, uh, Morocco, Moscow. 269 00:07:10,767 --> 00:07:12,769 Yeah, World Wide News 270 00:07:10,767 --> 00:07:12,769 keeps me pretty busy. 271 00:07:12,894 --> 00:07:13,979 And pretty famous. 272 00:07:14,104 --> 00:07:15,356 I mean, you're everywhere. 273 00:07:15,481 --> 00:07:18,233 I am not everywhere. The... 274 00:07:19,151 --> 00:07:20,486 Okay, I'm some places. 275 00:07:20,610 --> 00:07:22,904 Hi, Penny. 276 00:07:23,030 --> 00:07:26,283 Oh, my gosh, I haven't 277 00:07:23,030 --> 00:07:26,283 seen you in forever. 278 00:07:26,408 --> 00:07:29,703 - I like you, bus lady. 279 00:07:26,408 --> 00:07:29,703 - Oh, I like you, too. 280 00:07:29,828 --> 00:07:31,079 Never call me that again. 281 00:07:32,414 --> 00:07:33,582 And that was it. 282 00:07:33,707 --> 00:07:35,334 - Wow. 283 00:07:33,707 --> 00:07:35,334 - Hm. 284 00:07:35,459 --> 00:07:38,837 A genuine Scherbatsky sighting 285 00:07:35,459 --> 00:07:38,837 out in nature. 286 00:07:38,962 --> 00:07:41,923 At this point, that's 287 00:07:38,962 --> 00:07:41,923 like seeing Sasquatch. 288 00:07:42,049 --> 00:07:44,759 No, Sasquatch is a warm 289 00:07:42,049 --> 00:07:44,759 and affectionate creature. 290 00:07:44,885 --> 00:07:47,137 At this point, Robin's 291 00:07:44,885 --> 00:07:47,137 more like the yeti... 292 00:07:47,262 --> 00:07:48,722 cold and aloof. 293 00:07:49,306 --> 00:07:50,932 Hey, Ted. 294 00:07:51,058 --> 00:07:52,976 Ask me if the Abominable 295 00:07:51,058 --> 00:07:52,976 Snowman called. 296 00:07:53,101 --> 00:07:54,978 Has the Abominable Snowman 297 00:07:53,101 --> 00:07:54,978 called? 298 00:07:55,103 --> 00:07:57,022 Not yeti. 299 00:07:57,147 --> 00:07:58,357 Here we are again. 300 00:07:58,482 --> 00:08:02,236 Another big moment for us, 301 00:07:58,482 --> 00:08:02,236 and Robin's missing it. 302 00:08:02,361 --> 00:08:03,778 I know, baby. 303 00:08:03,904 --> 00:08:06,532 I mean, the birth of her 304 00:08:03,904 --> 00:08:06,532 ex-husband's love child 305 00:08:06,656 --> 00:08:09,659 is a bit of a stretch... 306 00:08:06,656 --> 00:08:09,659 but I know, baby. 307 00:08:12,162 --> 00:08:13,663 Well? 308 00:08:13,788 --> 00:08:15,541 It was... crazy in there, 309 00:08:15,665 --> 00:08:16,958 but... 310 00:08:17,084 --> 00:08:19,545 I threw up, 311 00:08:17,084 --> 00:08:19,545 and now I feel better. 312 00:08:19,669 --> 00:08:20,670 Where were you? 313 00:08:20,795 --> 00:08:22,797 In the can. 314 00:08:20,795 --> 00:08:22,797 I knew I was gonna urp, 315 00:08:22,923 --> 00:08:24,758 so I put this on over my suit. 316 00:08:24,883 --> 00:08:26,885 Number 31 won't let me 317 00:08:24,883 --> 00:08:26,885 in the delivery room. 318 00:08:27,010 --> 00:08:28,596 We're gonna need a name 319 00:08:27,010 --> 00:08:28,596 eventually. 320 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,055 Mr. Stinson? 321 00:08:30,180 --> 00:08:32,349 - Yes? 322 00:08:30,180 --> 00:08:32,349 - Congratulations. 323 00:08:32,474 --> 00:08:33,892 Congratulations because 324 00:08:34,017 --> 00:08:36,395 the blood test came back 325 00:08:34,017 --> 00:08:36,395 and I'm not the father? 326 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,564 Happy Not a Father's Day! 327 00:08:38,688 --> 00:08:41,650 No. Congratulations. 328 00:08:41,775 --> 00:08:42,943 It's a girl. 329 00:08:43,068 --> 00:08:44,152 Would you like to meet her? 330 00:08:44,278 --> 00:08:45,320 Nah, I'm good. 331 00:08:45,446 --> 00:08:49,199 - I don't... 332 00:08:45,446 --> 00:08:49,199 - Oh, just go 333 00:08:45,446 --> 00:08:49,199 meet your daughter! 334 00:08:49,324 --> 00:08:51,493 This is Ellie. 335 00:09:01,670 --> 00:09:04,381 I'll give you guys 336 00:09:01,670 --> 00:09:04,381 a minute. 337 00:09:17,561 --> 00:09:21,189 You are the love 338 00:09:17,561 --> 00:09:21,189 of my life. 339 00:09:25,902 --> 00:09:28,822 Everything I have... 340 00:09:29,990 --> 00:09:32,493 and everything I am... 341 00:09:34,328 --> 00:09:37,414 is yours. 342 00:09:40,125 --> 00:09:42,210 Forever. 343 00:09:55,849 --> 00:09:56,808 What? 344 00:09:56,933 --> 00:09:59,227 Do I have stuff in my teeth? 345 00:09:59,353 --> 00:10:00,354 Give me your 346 00:09:59,353 --> 00:10:00,354 engagement ring back. 347 00:10:00,479 --> 00:10:02,690 Just because I have 348 00:10:00,479 --> 00:10:02,690 stuff in my teeth? 349 00:10:02,814 --> 00:10:04,149 We-we can work through this. 350 00:10:04,274 --> 00:10:05,900 Just give it back. 351 00:10:11,281 --> 00:10:14,493 Five years is past the statute 352 00:10:11,281 --> 00:10:14,493 of limitations on proposals. 353 00:10:14,618 --> 00:10:17,954 If you don't get married in that 354 00:10:14,618 --> 00:10:17,954 time, you have to re-propose. 355 00:10:18,622 --> 00:10:20,040 Will you... 356 00:10:20,165 --> 00:10:21,583 Yes. Yes, you silly man. 357 00:10:21,709 --> 00:10:22,710 Let me finish. 358 00:10:22,834 --> 00:10:23,711 Will you... 359 00:10:23,835 --> 00:10:25,128 Yes! Sorry. 360 00:10:25,587 --> 00:10:26,421 Yes. 361 00:10:26,547 --> 00:10:28,256 Will y... 362 00:10:28,382 --> 00:10:30,008 Will you marry me... 363 00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:31,552 on Thursday? 364 00:10:31,677 --> 00:10:34,929 I called your office... 365 00:10:31,677 --> 00:10:34,929 you got nothing on Thursday. 366 00:10:35,055 --> 00:10:36,515 Will you marry me on Thursday? 367 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:37,641 Yes. 368 00:10:46,024 --> 00:10:47,484 Same ring. 369 00:10:49,361 --> 00:10:51,613 I can't believe it. 370 00:10:51,739 --> 00:10:53,865 It's Ted Mosby's wedding day! 371 00:10:53,990 --> 00:10:56,493 Yes! After only seven 372 00:10:53,990 --> 00:10:56,493 years and two kids. 373 00:10:56,618 --> 00:10:58,453 Guys, am I rushing 374 00:10:56,618 --> 00:10:58,453 into this? 375 00:10:58,579 --> 00:10:59,663 Whoa. 376 00:10:59,788 --> 00:11:01,331 Oh, buddy, are you okay? 377 00:11:01,456 --> 00:11:03,833 So tired. 378 00:11:03,958 --> 00:11:05,960 Baby no sleepy. 379 00:11:06,086 --> 00:11:07,421 Barney dying. 380 00:11:07,546 --> 00:11:10,632 Well, we're 381 00:11:07,546 --> 00:11:10,632 staying out till 382 00:11:07,546 --> 00:11:10,632 3:00 a.m. Tonight. 383 00:11:10,758 --> 00:11:13,051 9:45! 384 00:11:13,176 --> 00:11:15,929 Seriously, though, 385 00:11:13,176 --> 00:11:15,929 I am so proud of you. 386 00:11:16,054 --> 00:11:16,597 Not that 387 00:11:16,054 --> 00:11:16,597 you're a dad. 388 00:11:16,722 --> 00:11:19,391 It's like 389 00:11:16,722 --> 00:11:19,391 you're a totally 390 00:11:16,722 --> 00:11:19,391 different pers... 391 00:11:19,516 --> 00:11:20,308 Whoa! 392 00:11:20,434 --> 00:11:23,270 And... we're back. 393 00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:25,480 Hey. 394 00:11:25,606 --> 00:11:27,941 Hi. 395 00:11:25,606 --> 00:11:27,941 What to join us for shots? 396 00:11:28,066 --> 00:11:29,484 Shots? 397 00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:31,653 Before lunch on a Thursday? 398 00:11:31,779 --> 00:11:34,864 It's like you're 399 00:11:31,779 --> 00:11:34,864 trying 400 00:11:31,779 --> 00:11:34,864 to make bad decisions. 401 00:11:34,989 --> 00:11:36,950 You young ladies 402 00:11:34,989 --> 00:11:36,950 need to go home, 403 00:11:37,075 --> 00:11:38,368 put on some 404 00:11:37,075 --> 00:11:38,368 decent clothes 405 00:11:38,493 --> 00:11:42,623 and take a good hard look 406 00:11:38,493 --> 00:11:42,623 at your lives. Get! 407 00:11:42,748 --> 00:11:44,207 Call your parents... 408 00:11:44,332 --> 00:11:46,418 they're probably worried sick. 409 00:11:46,543 --> 00:11:49,045 I have officially 410 00:11:49,170 --> 00:11:51,256 seen everything. 411 00:11:53,550 --> 00:11:55,844 Not everything. 412 00:12:03,811 --> 00:12:05,520 - Hi. 413 00:12:03,811 --> 00:12:05,520 - Hi. 414 00:12:09,107 --> 00:12:12,360 I-I know I've... 415 00:12:09,107 --> 00:12:12,360 missed a couple lately, but... 416 00:12:12,486 --> 00:12:16,448 we said we'd always be there 417 00:12:12,486 --> 00:12:16,448 for the big moments. 418 00:12:18,533 --> 00:12:20,327 Aw, crap. 419 00:12:20,452 --> 00:12:21,202 Mascara running. 420 00:12:21,328 --> 00:12:24,665 Nobody let her 421 00:12:21,328 --> 00:12:24,665 out of your sight. 422 00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:28,794 - Hi, Daddy. 423 00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:28,794 - Whoa. 424 00:12:28,918 --> 00:12:30,712 Look, Robin, 425 00:12:28,918 --> 00:12:30,712 I'm really happy to see you, 426 00:12:30,838 --> 00:12:32,464 but I don't think of you 427 00:12:30,838 --> 00:12:32,464 that way anymore. 428 00:12:32,589 --> 00:12:34,299 No, dummy, 429 00:12:32,589 --> 00:12:34,299 you had a kid. 430 00:12:34,424 --> 00:12:36,050 - Congrats. 431 00:12:34,424 --> 00:12:36,050 - Right, yeah. 432 00:12:36,176 --> 00:12:37,636 Thanks. A kid. 433 00:12:37,761 --> 00:12:39,053 I'm tired. 434 00:12:39,179 --> 00:12:40,930 - Oh. 435 00:12:39,179 --> 00:12:40,930 - But, uh, 436 00:12:41,055 --> 00:12:42,641 - she's awesome. 437 00:12:41,055 --> 00:12:42,641 - Yeah? 438 00:12:42,766 --> 00:12:43,933 Yeah. 439 00:12:44,058 --> 00:12:45,560 Daddy's home. 440 00:12:48,522 --> 00:12:49,857 Mm. 441 00:12:49,981 --> 00:12:51,399 Judge Fudge? Hey? 442 00:12:51,525 --> 00:12:52,484 Hey... 443 00:12:52,609 --> 00:12:54,402 Actually, um, little 444 00:12:52,609 --> 00:12:54,402 announcement for everybody. 445 00:12:54,528 --> 00:12:56,404 I'm gonna be running 446 00:12:54,528 --> 00:12:56,404 for State Supreme Court. 447 00:12:56,530 --> 00:12:58,406 Yeah. So if 448 00:12:56,530 --> 00:12:58,406 everything goes well, 449 00:12:58,532 --> 00:13:00,241 in a couple of months, 450 00:12:58,532 --> 00:13:00,241 you won't be calling me 451 00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:01,827 Judge Fudge anymore. 452 00:13:01,951 --> 00:13:04,120 You'll be calling me 453 00:13:01,951 --> 00:13:04,120 Fudge Supreme. 454 00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:10,460 The man of the hour. 455 00:13:10,585 --> 00:13:11,628 Yeah. 456 00:13:11,753 --> 00:13:13,254 You RSVP'd no. 457 00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:14,840 I did. 458 00:13:14,964 --> 00:13:19,594 But someone pretty persuasive 459 00:13:14,964 --> 00:13:19,594 talked me into it. 460 00:13:24,683 --> 00:13:26,601 Sorry. I know 461 00:13:24,683 --> 00:13:26,601 it's bad luck 462 00:13:26,727 --> 00:13:28,937 to see the bride 463 00:13:26,727 --> 00:13:28,937 in her dress. 464 00:13:29,771 --> 00:13:32,148 Worth it. 465 00:13:33,692 --> 00:13:36,361 But I couldn't miss this. 466 00:13:36,486 --> 00:13:37,696 I want to get 467 00:13:36,486 --> 00:13:37,696 a picture. 468 00:13:37,821 --> 00:13:40,114 Get in! I want to take 469 00:13:37,821 --> 00:13:40,114 a picture of you guys. 470 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,950 Come on, get together. 471 00:13:42,075 --> 00:13:43,326 Are you ready? 472 00:13:43,451 --> 00:13:45,328 - All right, get in. 473 00:13:43,451 --> 00:13:45,328 - All right. All right. 474 00:13:45,453 --> 00:13:47,163 One, two, 475 00:13:47,288 --> 00:13:48,749 three. 476 00:13:56,506 --> 00:13:58,049 Hey. Hey, you kids. 477 00:13:58,174 --> 00:14:02,804 Yeah, you didn't 478 00:13:58,174 --> 00:14:02,804 sound a thousand there. 479 00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:05,181 Do you have any idea 480 00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:05,181 what happened right here 481 00:14:05,306 --> 00:14:06,683 in this very bar? 482 00:14:06,808 --> 00:14:08,435 No. What happened? 483 00:14:10,854 --> 00:14:12,647 Just... 484 00:14:14,733 --> 00:14:17,736 just all kinds of stuff. 485 00:14:20,488 --> 00:14:21,364 A toast. 486 00:14:21,489 --> 00:14:22,616 Mm-hmm. 487 00:14:22,741 --> 00:14:24,117 Okay, first off... 488 00:14:24,242 --> 00:14:26,954 to everyone at 489 00:14:24,242 --> 00:14:26,954 this table... 490 00:14:27,078 --> 00:14:29,080 I love you 491 00:14:27,078 --> 00:14:29,080 guys so much, 492 00:14:29,205 --> 00:14:30,290 I can't even... 493 00:14:30,415 --> 00:14:32,083 - Just move to 494 00:14:30,415 --> 00:14:32,083 the second part. 495 00:14:30,415 --> 00:14:32,083 - Okay, okay. 496 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:34,043 Secondly, to Ted... 497 00:14:34,168 --> 00:14:35,044 Don't say it. 498 00:14:35,169 --> 00:14:36,922 Evelyn Mosby. 499 00:14:37,046 --> 00:14:38,715 Thanks. Thank you for that. 500 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,592 A man with... 501 00:14:40,717 --> 00:14:42,970 more emotional endurance 502 00:14:43,094 --> 00:14:45,513 than anyone I know. 503 00:14:45,639 --> 00:14:46,723 It was a long, 504 00:14:46,848 --> 00:14:48,558 difficult road. 505 00:14:48,683 --> 00:14:51,519 Thank God we 506 00:14:48,683 --> 00:14:51,519 finally got here. 507 00:14:51,645 --> 00:14:52,353 Hear, hear. 508 00:14:52,479 --> 00:14:53,772 Hear, hear. 509 00:14:53,897 --> 00:14:55,398 Aunt Lily wasn't wrong. 510 00:14:55,523 --> 00:14:58,443 It was at times 511 00:14:55,523 --> 00:14:58,443 a long, difficult road. 512 00:14:58,568 --> 00:15:00,528 But I'm glad it was 513 00:14:58,568 --> 00:15:00,528 long and difficult, 514 00:15:00,654 --> 00:15:04,115 because if I hadn't gone 515 00:15:00,654 --> 00:15:04,115 through hell to get there, 516 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,700 the lesson might 517 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,700 not have been as clear. 518 00:15:05,826 --> 00:15:08,578 You see, kids, 519 00:15:05,826 --> 00:15:08,578 right from the moment 520 00:15:08,703 --> 00:15:10,330 I met your mom, I knew... 521 00:15:10,455 --> 00:15:13,291 I have to love this woman 522 00:15:10,455 --> 00:15:13,291 as much as I can 523 00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:16,711 for as long as I can, and 524 00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:16,711 I can never stop loving her, 525 00:15:16,837 --> 00:15:18,379 not even for a second. 526 00:15:18,505 --> 00:15:21,633 I carried that lesson with me 527 00:15:18,505 --> 00:15:21,633 through every 528 00:15:21,758 --> 00:15:23,802 stupid fight we ever had, 529 00:15:23,927 --> 00:15:26,763 every 5:00 a.m. 530 00:15:23,927 --> 00:15:26,763 Christmas morning, 531 00:15:26,888 --> 00:15:29,307 every sleepy Sunday afternoon, 532 00:15:29,432 --> 00:15:30,725 through every speed bump. 533 00:15:30,851 --> 00:15:31,810 Every pang of jealousy 534 00:15:31,935 --> 00:15:35,438 or boredom or uncertainty 535 00:15:31,935 --> 00:15:35,438 that came our way, 536 00:15:35,563 --> 00:15:37,816 I carried that lesson with me. 537 00:15:37,941 --> 00:15:42,612 And I carried it with me 538 00:15:37,941 --> 00:15:42,612 when she got sick. 539 00:15:42,737 --> 00:15:46,157 Even then, in what can only 540 00:15:42,737 --> 00:15:46,157 be called the worst of times, 541 00:15:46,282 --> 00:15:47,575 all I could do was thank God, 542 00:15:47,701 --> 00:15:52,622 thank every god there is, 543 00:15:47,701 --> 00:15:52,622 or ever was, or will be, 544 00:15:52,747 --> 00:15:53,748 and the whole universe, 545 00:15:53,874 --> 00:15:57,418 and anyone else 546 00:15:53,874 --> 00:15:57,418 I could possibly thank... 547 00:15:59,295 --> 00:16:02,131 that I saw 548 00:15:59,295 --> 00:16:02,131 that beautiful girl 549 00:16:02,256 --> 00:16:04,384 on that train platform, 550 00:16:04,509 --> 00:16:06,887 and that I had the guts 551 00:16:04,509 --> 00:16:06,887 to stand up, 552 00:16:07,012 --> 00:16:11,140 walk over to her, 553 00:16:07,012 --> 00:16:11,140 tap her on the shoulder, 554 00:16:11,265 --> 00:16:12,893 open my mouth, 555 00:16:13,018 --> 00:16:15,269 and speak. 556 00:16:15,395 --> 00:16:16,938 - Excuse me. Hi. 557 00:16:15,395 --> 00:16:16,938 - Hi. 558 00:16:17,064 --> 00:16:18,565 - I'm the... 559 00:16:17,064 --> 00:16:18,565 - The best man. Yeah. 560 00:16:17,064 --> 00:16:18,565 Get in here, 561 00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:20,859 - get in here, get in here. 562 00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:20,859 - Oh, thanks. Here, let me. 563 00:16:20,984 --> 00:16:22,069 Oh, okay. Thank you. 564 00:16:22,235 --> 00:16:24,529 - Great show tonight. Yeah. 565 00:16:22,235 --> 00:16:24,529 - Oh, thank you. 566 00:16:24,654 --> 00:16:26,823 You're Cindy's 567 00:16:24,654 --> 00:16:26,823 ex-roommate, right? 568 00:16:26,948 --> 00:16:29,200 Yeah. And you are the professor. 569 00:16:29,325 --> 00:16:31,619 I took one of your classes. 570 00:16:31,745 --> 00:16:33,872 - Really? Which one? 571 00:16:31,745 --> 00:16:33,872 - Mm-hmm. 572 00:16:33,997 --> 00:16:34,998 Econ 305. 573 00:16:35,123 --> 00:16:37,208 Econ 305. 574 00:16:35,123 --> 00:16:37,208 I don't teach... 575 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:38,334 Oh, no. 576 00:16:38,459 --> 00:16:39,419 Oh, yeah. 577 00:16:39,544 --> 00:16:41,462 - Excuse me, I'm gonna jump 578 00:16:39,544 --> 00:16:41,462 onto the tracks now. 579 00:16:39,544 --> 00:16:41,462 - No. 580 00:16:41,588 --> 00:16:44,632 No, no, no, don't. 581 00:16:41,588 --> 00:16:44,632 You were great, 582 00:16:41,588 --> 00:16:44,632 you were great. 583 00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:46,217 Wait a second. 584 00:16:46,342 --> 00:16:48,177 This is my umbrella. 585 00:16:48,302 --> 00:16:52,057 I left this umbrella 586 00:16:48,302 --> 00:16:52,057 at Cindy's... you totally 587 00:16:48,302 --> 00:16:52,057 stole my umbrella. 588 00:16:52,181 --> 00:16:53,433 What? No, I didn't. 589 00:16:53,558 --> 00:16:55,643 This is my umbrella. 590 00:16:53,558 --> 00:16:55,643 I bought this. 591 00:16:55,769 --> 00:16:58,479 Excuse me. It even 592 00:16:55,769 --> 00:16:58,479 has my initials 593 00:16:58,605 --> 00:17:00,107 on it right here: T.M. 594 00:17:00,231 --> 00:17:01,315 Ted Mosby. 595 00:17:01,441 --> 00:17:03,610 Yeah. Look again, 596 00:17:01,441 --> 00:17:03,610 Ted Mosby. 597 00:17:03,735 --> 00:17:05,695 Those are my 598 00:17:03,735 --> 00:17:05,695 T.M. 599 00:17:05,820 --> 00:17:08,782 - Tracy McConnell. 600 00:17:05,820 --> 00:17:08,782 - Um, no, Tracy McConnell, 601 00:17:08,907 --> 00:17:11,492 it's T.M... 602 00:17:08,907 --> 00:17:11,492 Totally My umbrella. 603 00:17:11,618 --> 00:17:13,870 Uh, you're T.M... 604 00:17:11,618 --> 00:17:13,870 Terribly Mistaken, 605 00:17:13,995 --> 00:17:17,540 because this umbrella has 606 00:17:13,995 --> 00:17:17,540 always belonged T.M.: 607 00:17:17,665 --> 00:17:19,751 To Me. 608 00:17:20,961 --> 00:17:24,798 Although... I did lose it 609 00:17:20,961 --> 00:17:24,798 for a few years there. 610 00:17:24,923 --> 00:17:27,842 Um... so, I went to 611 00:17:24,923 --> 00:17:27,842 this dance club... 612 00:17:27,968 --> 00:17:29,136 On St. Patrick's Day. 613 00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:32,263 on St. Patrick's Day. 614 00:17:32,388 --> 00:17:33,765 And you left it there. 615 00:17:33,890 --> 00:17:35,767 And I left it there. 616 00:17:35,892 --> 00:17:38,436 And you never thought 617 00:17:35,892 --> 00:17:38,436 you'd see it again. 618 00:17:38,561 --> 00:17:41,355 And I never thought 619 00:17:38,561 --> 00:17:41,355 I'd see it again. 620 00:17:44,943 --> 00:17:47,320 Funny how sometimes you just... 621 00:17:47,445 --> 00:17:48,905 find things. 622 00:17:53,743 --> 00:17:54,744 Hi. 623 00:17:54,869 --> 00:17:56,121 Hi. 624 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,345 And that, kids... 625 00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:15,348 is how I met your mother. 626 00:18:15,473 --> 00:18:17,266 That's it? 627 00:18:17,391 --> 00:18:19,393 That's it. 628 00:18:19,519 --> 00:18:21,188 No. I don't buy it. 629 00:18:21,312 --> 00:18:24,065 That is not the reason 630 00:18:21,312 --> 00:18:24,065 you made us listen to this. 631 00:18:24,191 --> 00:18:25,608 Oh, really? 632 00:18:25,733 --> 00:18:27,944 Then what's the reason? 633 00:18:28,069 --> 00:18:29,445 Let's look at 634 00:18:28,069 --> 00:18:29,445 the facts here. 635 00:18:29,570 --> 00:18:32,740 You made us sit down 636 00:18:29,570 --> 00:18:32,740 and listen to this story 637 00:18:29,570 --> 00:18:32,740 about how you met mom, 638 00:18:32,866 --> 00:18:36,244 yet mom's hardly 639 00:18:32,866 --> 00:18:36,244 in the story. No. 640 00:18:36,369 --> 00:18:37,871 This is a story 641 00:18:36,369 --> 00:18:37,871 about how 642 00:18:37,996 --> 00:18:39,413 you're totally in love 643 00:18:37,996 --> 00:18:39,413 with Aunt Robin. 644 00:18:39,539 --> 00:18:40,999 And you're thinking 645 00:18:39,539 --> 00:18:40,999 about asking her out, 646 00:18:41,124 --> 00:18:43,251 and you want to know 647 00:18:41,124 --> 00:18:43,251 if we're okay with it. 648 00:18:43,376 --> 00:18:44,752 I can't believe this. 649 00:18:44,878 --> 00:18:48,422 I kept this story short 650 00:18:44,878 --> 00:18:48,422 and to the point, 651 00:18:48,548 --> 00:18:50,341 and you guys still missed it. 652 00:18:50,466 --> 00:18:52,635 The point of the story 653 00:18:50,466 --> 00:18:52,635 is that... 654 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:55,555 Is that you totally, 655 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:55,555 totally, totally have 656 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:55,555 the hots for Aunt Robin. 657 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,891 - No, I don't. 658 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,891 - Yes, you do. 659 00:18:58,016 --> 00:18:59,100 You're grounded. 660 00:18:59,226 --> 00:19:00,768 Wow, you are really 661 00:18:59,226 --> 00:19:00,768 into Aunt Robin. 662 00:19:00,894 --> 00:19:03,188 You're grounded, too. 663 00:19:03,312 --> 00:19:06,858 Okay, suppose I were 664 00:19:03,312 --> 00:19:06,858 interested in Aunt Robin in that 665 00:19:03,312 --> 00:19:06,858 way... 666 00:19:06,983 --> 00:19:09,236 it's not like 667 00:19:06,983 --> 00:19:09,236 I'd do anything about it. 668 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:12,822 - I got you guys to think about. 669 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:12,822 - Dad, we love Aunt Robin. 670 00:19:12,947 --> 00:19:14,824 Whenever she comes over 671 00:19:12,947 --> 00:19:14,824 for dinner, you guys 672 00:19:14,949 --> 00:19:16,659 are so obvious. 673 00:19:16,784 --> 00:19:17,493 Come on, Dad. 674 00:19:17,618 --> 00:19:20,371 Mom's been gone 675 00:19:17,618 --> 00:19:20,371 for six years now. 676 00:19:20,496 --> 00:19:23,708 It's time. 677 00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:26,502 What, I just... 678 00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:26,502 just call her up on the phone 679 00:19:26,627 --> 00:19:28,796 and ask her out on a date? 680 00:19:28,922 --> 00:19:30,048 - Yes. 681 00:19:28,922 --> 00:19:30,048 - Yes. 682 00:19:30,173 --> 00:19:31,883 And that... that's something 683 00:19:32,008 --> 00:19:33,093 you guys would want? 684 00:19:33,218 --> 00:19:34,635 - Yes! 685 00:19:33,218 --> 00:19:34,635 - Yes! 686 00:19:39,974 --> 00:19:42,310 All right, I'll give her a call. 687 00:19:42,435 --> 00:19:43,644 - Do it. 688 00:19:42,435 --> 00:19:43,644 - I am. 689 00:19:43,770 --> 00:19:45,730 - Call her. 690 00:19:43,770 --> 00:19:45,730 - I'm calling 691 00:19:43,770 --> 00:19:45,730 her. 692 00:19:45,855 --> 00:19:46,689 Great. 693 00:19:46,814 --> 00:19:48,816 Here I go. 694 00:19:51,945 --> 00:19:53,654 Or... 695 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,286 All right, home sweet home. 696 00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:02,163 Oh. Wait one second. 697 00:20:02,289 --> 00:20:03,664 Okay. 698 00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:06,251 Stay. 699 00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:07,627 We'll work on that. 700 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:12,173 Television, display 701 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:12,173 front door security. 702 00:20:12,299 --> 00:20:14,425 Television, dis... 703 00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:15,509 Oh, for Pete's sakes.