1 00:00:08,458 --> 00:00:10,293 Trouble! Trouble! Trouble! 2 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:13,088 Trouble! Trouble! Trouble! Trouble! Trouble! 3 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:18,301 Trouble! 4 00:00:18,385 --> 00:00:19,719 Mothers of River City, 5 00:00:19,803 --> 00:00:21,846 heed that warning before it's too late. 6 00:00:21,930 --> 00:00:24,265 Watch for the tell-tale signs of corruption. 7 00:00:24,766 --> 00:00:26,601 The minute your son leaves the house, 8 00:00:26,685 --> 00:00:29,104 does he re-buckle his knickerbockers 9 00:00:29,187 --> 00:00:30,981 below the knee? 10 00:00:31,439 --> 00:00:33,608 Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger? 11 00:00:33,692 --> 00:00:36,569 A dime-novel hidden in the corncrib? 12 00:00:36,653 --> 00:00:40,657 Is he starting to memorize jokes from Captain Billy's Whiz Bang? 13 00:00:41,491 --> 00:00:43,284 Are certain words 14 00:00:43,368 --> 00:00:45,120 creeping into his conversation? 15 00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:48,415 Words like… 16 00:00:48,498 --> 00:00:49,582 like "swell"? 17 00:00:49,666 --> 00:00:50,792 Trouble! 18 00:00:51,126 --> 00:00:52,419 And "so's your old man." 19 00:00:52,460 --> 00:00:53,586 Trouble! 20 00:00:53,670 --> 00:00:54,754 If so, my friends 21 00:00:54,838 --> 00:00:55,964 You got trouble 22 00:00:56,047 --> 00:00:57,340 Oh we got trouble 23 00:00:57,424 --> 00:00:58,591 Right here in River City 24 00:00:58,675 --> 00:01:00,343 With a capital T And that rhymes with P 25 00:01:00,427 --> 00:01:02,429 - And that stands for "pool" - That stands for "pool" 26 00:01:02,512 --> 00:01:04,472 - We've surely got trouble - We've surely got trouble 27 00:01:04,556 --> 00:01:06,266 - Right here in River City - Right here 28 00:01:06,349 --> 00:01:07,475 Remember the Maine 29 00:01:07,559 --> 00:01:09,352 Plymouth Rock And the Golden Rule 30 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:11,813 Our children's children Gonna have trouble… 31 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,149 Kid, get over here. 32 00:01:14,232 --> 00:01:16,484 Kid, get over here. Now. 33 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:18,528 Get over here. Hey! 34 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:20,071 Oh, yes we got trouble Trouble, trouble 35 00:01:20,155 --> 00:01:22,365 Oh yes, we got trouble here We got big, big trouble 36 00:01:22,449 --> 00:01:24,409 - With a T - With a capital T… 37 00:01:36,171 --> 00:01:37,714 Cal, what's going on? 38 00:01:39,340 --> 00:01:40,800 It's the Clements boy again, Hank. 39 00:01:41,217 --> 00:01:42,552 Third time this week I've caught him 40 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:43,928 sneaking in for a freebie. 41 00:01:45,346 --> 00:01:48,183 Leave him be. You ever see that boy's damn family? 42 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:53,104 Pity is not gonna keep the lights on, Hank. 43 00:01:56,107 --> 00:01:57,233 Ronnie. 44 00:01:58,610 --> 00:02:02,322 You see a boy running around here about your age? 45 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:05,075 Yeah, Pops. 46 00:02:06,367 --> 00:02:07,577 He went that way. 47 00:02:15,752 --> 00:02:18,129 Come on. Back to work. 48 00:02:21,466 --> 00:02:23,593 Music Man, directed by? 49 00:02:23,676 --> 00:02:25,011 Morton DaCosta. 50 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:27,972 First film was? 51 00:02:28,473 --> 00:02:29,724 Personal favorite of your nana's. 52 00:02:29,808 --> 00:02:32,519 - Auntie Mame! - That's my girl. 53 00:02:35,146 --> 00:02:36,272 Hey! 54 00:02:46,950 --> 00:02:48,993 Next time, I'm calling the police! 55 00:02:49,494 --> 00:02:50,829 You hear me, kid? 56 00:02:51,788 --> 00:02:52,914 I mean it! 57 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:50,972 You all right, young man? 58 00:03:51,055 --> 00:03:54,809 - Yes. - Look at you, you poor thing. 59 00:03:56,019 --> 00:03:58,229 Get in before you catch your death of cold. 60 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:00,440 Thank you. 61 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:11,910 Wrap yourself in this, dear. You must be freezing. 62 00:04:11,993 --> 00:04:13,077 Thank you. 63 00:04:13,161 --> 00:04:15,121 Now, you just tell us where home is, 64 00:04:15,205 --> 00:04:18,166 and we'll get you back to your parents safe and sound, okay? 65 00:04:22,003 --> 00:04:23,338 Anywhere but Derry. 66 00:04:26,591 --> 00:04:30,803 Well, we're headed to Portland, so you hitched the right ride. 67 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:38,102 News Radio. 68 00:04:38,186 --> 00:04:39,729 It's the top of the hour. 69 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:42,732 Here are tonight's top stories. Fresh reports tonight 70 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:45,652 out of Moscow of more underground nuclear tests. 71 00:04:45,735 --> 00:04:48,029 Experts now warn the resulting radiation 72 00:04:48,112 --> 00:04:50,615 poses a global risk with potential consequences 73 00:04:50,698 --> 00:04:52,992 ranging from cancer to genetic mutations 74 00:04:53,076 --> 00:04:56,412 resulting in highly unusual birth defects… 75 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:58,414 Dad, can we put something else on? 76 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:00,833 This stuff gives me the willies. 77 00:05:00,917 --> 00:05:03,962 Willies? W-I-L… 78 00:05:04,045 --> 00:05:05,797 Ray, not now. 79 00:05:07,048 --> 00:05:09,968 He's going through a phase. He spells everything. 80 00:05:11,219 --> 00:05:13,888 - L-I-E-S. - That's right. 81 00:05:14,430 --> 00:05:17,141 Why don't you show our new friend what a good little speller you are? 82 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:19,477 Spell "bungalow." 83 00:05:20,144 --> 00:05:24,816 B-U-N-G-A-L-O-W. 84 00:05:24,899 --> 00:05:27,527 Spell "symphony." 85 00:05:28,152 --> 00:05:31,990 S-Y-M-P-H-O-N-Y. 86 00:05:32,073 --> 00:05:34,826 Spell "fuchsia." 87 00:05:34,909 --> 00:05:38,746 F-U-C-H-S-I-A. 88 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:40,748 Now, that's a ten-dollar word. 89 00:05:42,625 --> 00:05:45,086 Spell "trouble." 90 00:05:45,169 --> 00:05:47,964 T-R-U… 91 00:05:48,631 --> 00:05:52,093 T-R-O-A… 92 00:05:53,136 --> 00:05:55,221 T-R-U… 93 00:05:56,139 --> 00:05:59,350 T-R-O-U-B-L-E, you idiot! 94 00:06:01,227 --> 00:06:04,230 - Be nice, Arlene. - I am nice! 95 00:06:05,982 --> 00:06:07,358 When I wanna be. 96 00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:10,486 There goes my little harlot. 97 00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:14,324 Couldn't glue those legs together if you tried, I tell ya. 98 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:17,118 Reminds me of her mother. 99 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:31,549 I thought you said we were headed to Portland. 100 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:33,634 Spell "vasectomy," baby. 101 00:06:33,718 --> 00:06:35,470 Can you use that in a sentence? 102 00:06:35,553 --> 00:06:37,221 Your father got a vasectomy 103 00:06:37,305 --> 00:06:39,349 right after he impregnated me again. 104 00:06:40,683 --> 00:06:42,769 V-A-S-E… 105 00:06:42,852 --> 00:06:44,187 Can you pull over, please? 106 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:46,105 …C-T-O-M-Y. 107 00:06:46,189 --> 00:06:50,276 - Necrosis. - N-E-C-R-O-S-I-S. 108 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:51,361 "Kidnapping." 109 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:52,904 There's a gas station up ahead, 110 00:06:52,987 --> 00:06:54,697 - and I have to pee. - "Maggots." 111 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:56,699 If we could just pull over, even for a second. 112 00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:58,326 - …G-O-T-S. - "Cadaver." 113 00:06:58,409 --> 00:07:01,788 - C-A-D-A-V-E-R. - "Strangulation." 114 00:07:01,871 --> 00:07:03,122 No, no! Please, no! 115 00:07:04,749 --> 00:07:06,751 …L-A-T-I-O-N. 116 00:07:06,834 --> 00:07:09,837 - Let me out! - "Out." O-U-T! 117 00:07:09,921 --> 00:07:13,883 - Let me out! - O-U-T! O-U-T! 118 00:07:13,966 --> 00:07:15,676 O-U-T! 119 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,178 - O-U-T. - Let me out! 120 00:07:17,261 --> 00:07:18,513 O-U-T. 121 00:07:18,596 --> 00:07:21,557 O-U-T. O-U-T. 122 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:23,393 I'll handle the driving, son. 123 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:24,769 O-U… 124 00:07:28,231 --> 00:07:32,318 - O-U-T. - O-U-T. O-U-T. 125 00:07:34,195 --> 00:07:37,949 Looks like somebody else wants to get… O-U-T. 126 00:07:38,032 --> 00:07:40,827 - O-U-T! - O-U-T! O-U-T! 127 00:07:40,910 --> 00:07:43,788 - O-U-T! - O-U-T! 128 00:07:43,871 --> 00:07:46,499 - O-U-T! - O-U-T! 129 00:07:46,582 --> 00:07:49,168 - O-U-T! - O-U-T! 130 00:07:49,252 --> 00:07:52,004 - O-U-T! - O-U-T! 131 00:07:52,088 --> 00:07:54,632 - O-U-T! - O-U-T! 132 00:07:54,715 --> 00:07:55,925 O-U-T! 133 00:07:56,008 --> 00:07:57,051 O-U-T! 134 00:07:58,886 --> 00:08:02,598 - O-U-T! - O-U-T! O-U-T! 135 00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:06,394 - O-U-T! - O-U-T! O-U-T! 136 00:08:06,477 --> 00:08:08,563 O-U-T! O-U-T! 137 00:08:09,730 --> 00:08:11,274 - O-U-T! - O-U-T! 138 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:13,985 - O-U-T! - O-U-T! 139 00:08:14,068 --> 00:08:16,946 - O-U-T! - O-U-T! 140 00:08:26,038 --> 00:08:27,415 He's beautiful, dear. 141 00:08:28,249 --> 00:08:29,542 Isn't he, though? 142 00:08:41,637 --> 00:08:43,473 Come here. 143 00:08:45,766 --> 00:08:47,727 Come meet your family, sweetheart. 144 00:09:31,354 --> 00:09:33,356 Look at my baby! 145 00:10:37,378 --> 00:10:38,379 Shit! 146 00:10:53,561 --> 00:10:55,146 Derry, huh? 147 00:10:55,229 --> 00:10:57,273 I bet there's zero nightclubs in this town. 148 00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:59,442 Probably not one decent Chinese restaurant. 149 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:02,361 Come on, Pauly. We survived Korea. 150 00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:04,488 Pretty sure we can survive this. 151 00:11:04,572 --> 00:11:05,823 Yeah, speak for yourself. 152 00:11:08,117 --> 00:11:09,994 Major Hanlon, Captain Russo. 153 00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:12,371 I'm Colonel Fuller, General Shaw's XO. 154 00:11:12,455 --> 00:11:14,081 He asked that I greet you airmen personally. 155 00:11:14,165 --> 00:11:15,166 How was the flight up? 156 00:11:15,249 --> 00:11:16,709 - Smooth. - A little bumpy. 157 00:11:19,295 --> 00:11:20,921 Excellent, gentlemen. This way, please. 158 00:11:23,466 --> 00:11:27,303 Your skills and experience will be put to good use here, Major. 159 00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:30,598 DAFB is one of only six SAC bases in the entire country. 160 00:11:30,806 --> 00:11:33,434 Now, it might seem somewhat remote, but make no mistake. 161 00:11:33,517 --> 00:11:35,936 As the northernmost continental United States Air Force base, 162 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:37,229 we are the tip of the spear. 163 00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:40,107 Soviet airspace is a brisk seven-hour flight that way. 164 00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:42,902 Straight over the Arctic Ocean and on till morning. 165 00:11:42,985 --> 00:11:44,945 In other words, when the nuclear shit 166 00:11:45,029 --> 00:11:47,365 hits the fan, we'll be the first call. 167 00:11:48,032 --> 00:11:50,993 If. If the nuclear shit hits the fan. 168 00:11:51,494 --> 00:11:52,953 I'm a bit of an optimist. 169 00:11:54,372 --> 00:11:55,414 Yeah, I'm not. 170 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:05,341 Sir, what's that over there? 171 00:12:06,676 --> 00:12:08,344 That's Special Projects. 172 00:12:12,348 --> 00:12:13,599 Sounds special. 173 00:12:22,191 --> 00:12:24,610 I understand you're only living on base temporarily, Major. 174 00:12:24,819 --> 00:12:25,903 Yes, sir. 175 00:12:25,986 --> 00:12:27,738 Renting a house in town, just waiting for everything 176 00:12:27,822 --> 00:12:29,490 to get all set up. Should be finished by the time 177 00:12:29,573 --> 00:12:30,908 my family gets here. 178 00:12:30,991 --> 00:12:32,702 What, you don't want 'em to live near Uncle Pauly? 179 00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:34,203 Thought I was family, huh? 180 00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:36,956 Eight years living on base, I just think my missus is ready 181 00:12:37,039 --> 00:12:39,375 for a little taste of normal. 182 00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:41,585 Well, if normal is what you're after, 183 00:12:42,169 --> 00:12:44,088 you two are going to love Derry. 184 00:13:33,763 --> 00:13:36,807 Hey, Lills, you okay? Jeez, I'm sorry. 185 00:13:38,726 --> 00:13:40,853 It's a bunch of fucking cretins, that's what they are. 186 00:13:41,604 --> 00:13:42,646 I'm fine. 187 00:13:43,147 --> 00:13:45,399 Guess I'll just stink like pickle juice until dinner. 188 00:13:46,609 --> 00:13:49,570 Well, if you ask me, you smell delicious. 189 00:13:49,653 --> 00:13:53,157 Bert the Turtle says, "Duck and Cover!" 190 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:56,494 So, my aunt said we can come on any weekend we want this summer. 191 00:13:56,577 --> 00:13:58,162 Swell. 192 00:13:58,204 --> 00:13:59,872 My cousin Ray said they have a bunch of parties 193 00:13:59,955 --> 00:14:01,707 at the beach that are crazy. 194 00:14:01,791 --> 00:14:03,834 They're supposed to be the ginchiest. 195 00:14:03,918 --> 00:14:06,045 What? What are you looking at? 196 00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:07,630 My eyes? 197 00:14:08,422 --> 00:14:10,674 These new glasses make them look huge, don't they? 198 00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:12,468 That optometrist is a sadist. 199 00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:14,845 No. No, Marge, your eyes are fine. 200 00:14:15,513 --> 00:14:17,556 - Sincerely. - You have to promise me, 201 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,308 because I'm not going through the rest of the year 202 00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:20,851 looking like some bug-eyed freak. 203 00:14:20,935 --> 00:14:22,895 It's hard enough to get Joey Navinsky to notice me 204 00:14:22,978 --> 00:14:24,730 - as it is. - I mean, obviously, 205 00:14:24,814 --> 00:14:26,732 we're not alone in the universe, right? 206 00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:29,902 Did… 207 00:14:30,694 --> 00:14:32,571 Did Loony Lilly Bainbridge just check us out? 208 00:14:32,780 --> 00:14:34,865 - What? - I don't know. My point is, 209 00:14:34,949 --> 00:14:36,659 what if the atomic age changed everything 210 00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:39,370 and now we're a threat, which is why visitors from the red planet 211 00:14:39,453 --> 00:14:42,331 - are already here, secretly? - In Derry? 212 00:14:42,623 --> 00:14:44,834 Maybe that's what's going on over that air base. 213 00:14:45,042 --> 00:14:46,752 Maybe they've got one of these things, like, on ice 214 00:14:46,836 --> 00:14:48,295 that they're experimenting with. 215 00:14:49,296 --> 00:14:51,841 You've been sitting too close to the TV again, haven't you? 216 00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:54,844 My dad says those cathode rays will shrink your balls, man. 217 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:58,389 I saw seven C-133's land there in less than 48 hours. 218 00:14:58,472 --> 00:15:00,933 Big, fat Cargomasters. Why? 219 00:15:01,016 --> 00:15:02,935 What are they carrying? Think about it. 220 00:15:03,143 --> 00:15:04,770 You didn't study for the test at all, did you? 221 00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:07,940 What's the point when World War III is imminent? 222 00:15:11,151 --> 00:15:14,071 Duck and cover, Teds. Duck and cover. 223 00:15:19,076 --> 00:15:21,412 So, to keep you groovy kids grooving, 224 00:15:21,579 --> 00:15:23,998 here's Hasil Adkins with "Chicken Walk." 225 00:15:32,715 --> 00:15:34,049 These are your men, Major. 226 00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:35,801 Thank you, airman. 227 00:15:37,261 --> 00:15:38,470 Afternoon, airmen. 228 00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:40,264 Fall in! 229 00:15:41,265 --> 00:15:42,266 Masters! 230 00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:44,685 Look alive, men. Major on deck. 231 00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:48,981 Ten-hut! 232 00:15:55,529 --> 00:15:56,906 Major Hanlon, we've been expecting you. 233 00:15:57,197 --> 00:15:59,700 It's an honor, sir. I'm First Airman O'Donnell. 234 00:16:00,034 --> 00:16:02,870 This is the rest of 70th Squadron's MX. 235 00:16:03,704 --> 00:16:06,707 First Airman Colton, Allard and Donahue, 236 00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:08,125 Staff Sergeant Ricciardi, 237 00:16:08,792 --> 00:16:10,544 and Airman Second Class Masters, sir. 238 00:16:15,883 --> 00:16:17,176 Airman Masters. 239 00:16:18,135 --> 00:16:20,679 Now, I am your superior commissioned officer, 240 00:16:20,888 --> 00:16:23,724 so I expect to be accorded the respect of said rank. 241 00:16:25,142 --> 00:16:26,352 Do I make myself clear? 242 00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:29,897 I'll get you next time, brother. 243 00:16:30,648 --> 00:16:31,857 Do we have a problem here? 244 00:16:31,941 --> 00:16:33,108 Ten-hut! 245 00:16:33,901 --> 00:16:35,402 No, sir, General Shaw. 246 00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:36,987 Remind me, Colonel. 247 00:16:37,071 --> 00:16:39,239 What's the penalty for a Code 89 violation? 248 00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:40,866 Court martial, sir. 249 00:16:41,742 --> 00:16:44,828 So, I ask you once again, do we have a problem? 250 00:16:54,004 --> 00:16:55,589 - Walk with me, Major. - Yes, sir. 251 00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:00,636 I apologize. 252 00:17:01,178 --> 00:17:03,055 Not quite the welcome wagon we intended. 253 00:17:03,597 --> 00:17:06,475 Why don't you swing by my office tomorrow around 1500 hours? 254 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:07,935 Get properly acquainted. 255 00:17:08,435 --> 00:17:09,895 Yes, sir. I'll be there. 256 00:17:17,111 --> 00:17:18,529 Take me back to the Q, airman. 257 00:17:29,832 --> 00:17:31,542 So, you're sucking up already, huh? 258 00:17:41,635 --> 00:17:44,138 Why do they make brassieres so pointy? 259 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:47,099 I mean, boobs aren't that pointy. 260 00:17:47,182 --> 00:17:48,350 Are we supposed to believe 261 00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:51,020 that under a sweater is just two pointy cones? 262 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:54,648 Are pointy cones better? 263 00:17:55,566 --> 00:17:59,361 Teds, Miss Johanssen is about to take her bra off. 264 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,155 Her boobs are gonna be out. 265 00:18:01,238 --> 00:18:02,281 What are you doing? 266 00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:03,949 Homework, do you mind? 267 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,535 Here we go. 268 00:18:07,036 --> 00:18:09,621 Ladies and gentlemen, we have lift-off. 269 00:18:10,247 --> 00:18:12,833 Bet you five bucks those aren't pointy cones. 270 00:18:20,758 --> 00:18:22,885 Damn it! Fucking Scotty did it again. 271 00:18:25,429 --> 00:18:27,056 Right, so where were we? 272 00:18:28,057 --> 00:18:30,100 So, what we've got is pretty good so far. 273 00:18:30,184 --> 00:18:32,394 I was just thinking that, like, I know you're the story guy, 274 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:33,812 but when he comes to Earth, 275 00:18:33,896 --> 00:18:37,066 it could just be, like, killing people, 276 00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:39,026 tearing guys' dicks off with his tentacles, 277 00:18:39,109 --> 00:18:41,820 or slurping their brains out through a straw? 278 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,495 Or I could shove a grenade up your ass and blow you up. 279 00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:54,208 What's wrong, Teddy? 280 00:18:55,709 --> 00:18:57,336 Today was four months. 281 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,882 Four months to the day since… since Matty. 282 00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:07,096 Yeah, man. So messed up. 283 00:19:09,473 --> 00:19:11,725 Anyway, I'll keep working on the illustrations. 284 00:19:11,809 --> 00:19:13,477 I'm trying to talk about Matty. 285 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:16,105 What's talking about it gonna do, bring him back to life? 286 00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:18,148 They never even found a body. 287 00:19:18,232 --> 00:19:19,858 Don't start this again. 288 00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:21,902 That usually means he's a runaway. 289 00:19:22,569 --> 00:19:24,071 He could have ran away. 290 00:19:24,154 --> 00:19:26,448 - And why would he run away? - Gee, I don't know. 291 00:19:26,657 --> 00:19:28,450 Maybe because he had just about no friends 292 00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:29,785 in the whole wide world, 293 00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:31,787 and the only ones he did have had to be paid 294 00:19:31,829 --> 00:19:33,622 - to go to his birthday. - We weren't paid. 295 00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:36,250 - Candy isn't money, Teddy. - Same thing. 296 00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:38,669 His mom offered us that candy fair and square. 297 00:19:38,752 --> 00:19:40,712 We were doing her a favor, a good deed. 298 00:19:40,796 --> 00:19:42,881 We didn't even know it was his birthday. 299 00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:44,341 Look, whatever happened to Matty 300 00:19:44,424 --> 00:19:46,760 wasn't because we forgot his stupid birthday, okay? 301 00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:52,516 None of this is our fault! 302 00:19:52,599 --> 00:19:54,852 And whether you accept it or not, Matty's dea… 303 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,030 Matty, where are we going? 304 00:20:49,489 --> 00:20:50,574 Trust me. 305 00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:54,661 Just one more flight. 306 00:21:03,003 --> 00:21:05,589 It's closed to the public. Has been for years. 307 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,134 But Phil and Teddy tried sneaking in one day. 308 00:21:09,218 --> 00:21:11,178 They found out the caretaker doesn't bother locking 309 00:21:11,261 --> 00:21:13,430 the joint up anymore. You believe that? 310 00:21:15,599 --> 00:21:16,600 So… 311 00:21:17,517 --> 00:21:20,520 we turned it into a sort of secret hangout. 312 00:21:23,357 --> 00:21:25,025 The view is beautiful up here. 313 00:21:38,121 --> 00:21:40,666 Nuts. I always get rocket ship. 314 00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:43,252 I got turtle. Trade you? 315 00:21:44,586 --> 00:21:47,005 Sure. Turtles are lucky. 316 00:21:48,048 --> 00:21:49,174 Hey, 317 00:21:50,467 --> 00:21:52,219 don't tell the guys I brought you here. 318 00:21:52,719 --> 00:21:54,137 Phil and Teddy, I mean. 319 00:21:54,221 --> 00:21:56,390 We're not supposed to bring guests 320 00:21:56,473 --> 00:21:58,684 without checking in with each other first. 321 00:21:58,809 --> 00:22:01,061 It's not because I'm Loony Lilly Bainbridge? 322 00:22:02,437 --> 00:22:05,190 You're not loony. Not to me. 323 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:14,241 What happened that day? With your dad. 324 00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:22,457 Sorry, I shouldn't have… 325 00:22:27,170 --> 00:22:29,214 My mom and I went to pick up my dad. 326 00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:34,386 He worked at the jarring plant out on Willoughby. 327 00:22:34,928 --> 00:22:37,055 You know, pickles and stuff. 328 00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:40,559 We were leaving the factory when I realized 329 00:22:40,642 --> 00:22:42,561 I'd forgotten something inside. 330 00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:47,607 This mood ring I just bought at the five-and-dime. 331 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:51,611 It was just a cheap, stupid toy, 332 00:22:51,695 --> 00:22:53,447 but he went back to get it. 333 00:22:54,823 --> 00:22:58,452 And I don't know… I don't know, one of the machines jammed up. 334 00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:03,957 It wasn't even his station, but my dad, 335 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,085 he always wanted to help. 336 00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:12,299 They said he climbed into the gears. 337 00:23:13,967 --> 00:23:16,386 I guess he thought he'd killed the power, but… 338 00:23:17,387 --> 00:23:19,848 When the foreman realized it was on another station, 339 00:23:19,931 --> 00:23:21,308 it was too late. 340 00:23:23,852 --> 00:23:25,479 If I hadn't made him go back… 341 00:23:25,562 --> 00:23:26,897 You couldn't have known. 342 00:23:28,357 --> 00:23:30,025 It was just a terrible accident. 343 00:23:52,714 --> 00:23:53,965 Happy New Year. 344 00:23:56,051 --> 00:23:57,928 Thanks for letting me talk about it. 345 00:23:58,553 --> 00:23:59,805 No one else does. 346 00:24:00,555 --> 00:24:03,517 Not Marge. Or the Pattycakes. 347 00:24:04,017 --> 00:24:05,435 You're not like those girls. 348 00:24:06,478 --> 00:24:07,896 Starting to realize that. 349 00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:10,732 For better or for worse, I guess. 350 00:24:11,358 --> 00:24:12,609 For better. 351 00:24:26,081 --> 00:24:28,458 I'm sorry. That was stupid. 352 00:24:28,542 --> 00:24:30,168 No, it's okay. 353 00:24:30,252 --> 00:24:32,045 It's just that we're friends. 354 00:24:32,129 --> 00:24:33,755 It's fine, really. 355 00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:36,258 It is. I should head back anyway. 356 00:24:37,050 --> 00:24:39,719 If my pop catches me out of bed at this hour, he'll… 357 00:24:42,305 --> 00:24:43,849 I didn't mean it like that. 358 00:24:46,309 --> 00:24:47,727 I gotta go. 359 00:24:48,854 --> 00:24:50,397 Matty, wait! 360 00:25:03,285 --> 00:25:04,286 Lilly. 361 00:25:06,204 --> 00:25:08,623 Don't forget to lay your clothes out for tomorrow morning. 362 00:25:11,877 --> 00:25:12,878 Remember? 363 00:25:13,628 --> 00:25:16,047 We're going to visit your father at the cemetery. 364 00:25:17,924 --> 00:25:21,303 If it's all the same, I don't think I'm gonna go. 365 00:25:24,514 --> 00:25:25,515 It's been a year. 366 00:25:26,308 --> 00:25:28,685 You haven't visited his grave even once. 367 00:25:29,311 --> 00:25:31,396 I know. I'm just… 368 00:25:32,898 --> 00:25:34,024 not ready. 369 00:25:39,279 --> 00:25:42,407 You're not the only person to have something awful happen to them. 370 00:25:43,658 --> 00:25:45,660 The sooner you realize that, the better. 371 00:25:47,037 --> 00:25:48,705 Don't forget to take your medication. 372 00:26:03,637 --> 00:26:06,056 Friends, the idle brain is the devil's playground. 373 00:26:06,139 --> 00:26:08,850 Shameless music that'll grab your son 374 00:26:08,934 --> 00:26:12,020 and your daughter with the arms of a jungle animal instinct. 375 00:26:12,103 --> 00:26:13,230 Mass'steria! 376 00:26:14,564 --> 00:26:17,567 We got trouble. Right here in River City. 377 00:26:18,944 --> 00:26:20,904 Trouble! Trouble! Trouble! Trouble! 378 00:26:20,987 --> 00:26:23,365 Trouble! Trouble! Trouble! Trouble! Trouble! 379 00:26:23,448 --> 00:26:24,574 Matty, is that you? 380 00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:27,619 Where are you? 381 00:26:31,039 --> 00:26:33,500 Matty, if it's you, if you can hear me, 382 00:26:33,583 --> 00:26:36,628 just come home, all right? Just please come home. 383 00:26:39,923 --> 00:26:41,341 He won't let me! 384 00:26:52,686 --> 00:26:56,940 Matty Clements speaking to you through the pipes? 385 00:26:57,190 --> 00:26:58,316 Just forget it. 386 00:26:59,484 --> 00:27:01,987 And seeing as how you barely said one word to this kid 387 00:27:02,070 --> 00:27:04,281 when he was alive, why is it that he's reaching out to you 388 00:27:04,364 --> 00:27:05,532 from beyond the grave? 389 00:27:11,121 --> 00:27:12,872 - Hi, Patty. - Hi, Margie. 390 00:27:13,540 --> 00:27:14,833 Just a sec. 391 00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:18,128 - Come here. - What are you doing? 392 00:27:19,129 --> 00:27:20,422 What are you doing? 393 00:27:20,922 --> 00:27:23,550 Making sure none of her friends hear you talking like this 394 00:27:23,633 --> 00:27:25,510 because what you're saying is crazy. 395 00:27:25,594 --> 00:27:26,845 And I don't mean to use that word. 396 00:27:26,928 --> 00:27:28,638 - I don't… - I know what I heard. 397 00:27:30,223 --> 00:27:31,474 Listen to me. 398 00:27:31,975 --> 00:27:33,560 We've only got two more months till summer. 399 00:27:33,643 --> 00:27:35,478 Let's just get through them without giving everyone 400 00:27:35,562 --> 00:27:37,272 something new to whisper about you. 401 00:27:39,441 --> 00:27:41,192 About me or about us? 402 00:27:44,112 --> 00:27:45,572 What's that supposed to mean? 403 00:27:48,992 --> 00:27:50,118 It wasn't me. 404 00:27:56,625 --> 00:27:58,668 Are you worried about what people will think of me 405 00:27:58,752 --> 00:28:01,796 or what Patty and all of them will think of you because of me? 406 00:28:03,173 --> 00:28:06,593 Jesus, Lill, I'm trying to be your friend, 407 00:28:06,676 --> 00:28:09,054 but sometimes you make it really hard. 408 00:28:15,143 --> 00:28:16,394 That's my point, Teds. 409 00:28:16,603 --> 00:28:18,855 There has to be a reason why men have nipples. 410 00:28:18,938 --> 00:28:19,981 Think about it. 411 00:28:20,315 --> 00:28:22,859 Maybe it's like when we used to have tails and gills 412 00:28:22,942 --> 00:28:24,319 and we just evolved out of it. 413 00:28:24,402 --> 00:28:26,279 Or it's nature's way of telling us 414 00:28:26,363 --> 00:28:28,073 that we're second in line to feed our babies 415 00:28:28,156 --> 00:28:29,449 should anything happen to women. 416 00:28:29,532 --> 00:28:31,284 Like aliens taking them back to their world. 417 00:28:31,368 --> 00:28:32,369 When that day comes, 418 00:28:32,452 --> 00:28:34,871 you and I are gonna be breastfeeding like crazy. 419 00:28:40,168 --> 00:28:41,461 What are you doing here? 420 00:28:42,837 --> 00:28:45,757 And how much of that did you hear? 421 00:28:47,384 --> 00:28:49,052 I need to talk to you guys. 422 00:28:49,302 --> 00:28:50,553 Talk to us? About what? 423 00:28:50,637 --> 00:28:53,598 About how they found her dad's body parts in pickle jars all over Maine? 424 00:28:53,682 --> 00:28:55,642 That's bullshit. It never happened. 425 00:28:58,353 --> 00:28:59,938 He swore he'd keep his mouth shut. 426 00:29:00,438 --> 00:29:02,440 We only brought him here, like, one time. 427 00:29:03,024 --> 00:29:05,610 One time? Weren't you guys best friends? 428 00:29:05,735 --> 00:29:07,070 It's complicated. 429 00:29:07,195 --> 00:29:09,155 Okay, so you're positive it was Matty, right? 430 00:29:09,364 --> 00:29:10,990 It was his voice, I'm sure. 431 00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:13,451 I don't know what it means. I just… 432 00:29:13,535 --> 00:29:14,703 I thought if anyone would care, 433 00:29:14,911 --> 00:29:17,372 if anyone would believe me, it'd be you guys. 434 00:29:19,082 --> 00:29:21,459 Don't tell me you're buying into this cock-a-doodle story. 435 00:29:21,668 --> 00:29:22,961 You mean cockamamie? 436 00:29:23,044 --> 00:29:25,046 It's both of those things. Okay? This story's insane. 437 00:29:25,130 --> 00:29:26,214 Look who it's coming from. 438 00:29:27,382 --> 00:29:32,721 I know. It sounds impossible, but maybe it's just improbable. 439 00:29:33,388 --> 00:29:36,725 Teddy, for this to be true, Matty would have to still be alive. 440 00:29:36,808 --> 00:29:38,476 And he'd have to know where every single one 441 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,395 of Derry's pipes start and end. 442 00:29:40,729 --> 00:29:43,815 And the exact time that Lilly was about to take a bath. 443 00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:46,526 And how to aim his voice down a certain pipe 444 00:29:46,609 --> 00:29:49,320 so he could stick his little finger up there and wave hello to her. 445 00:29:49,946 --> 00:29:54,284 Phil, you've explained one hundred ways how aliens have come to Earth. 446 00:29:55,034 --> 00:29:57,954 Tracking our smells, pretending to be dogs, 447 00:29:58,788 --> 00:30:00,623 - probing our anus. - "Ani." 448 00:30:01,416 --> 00:30:04,377 You've "proven" all of that to me, 449 00:30:04,461 --> 00:30:06,254 yet you can't just believe 450 00:30:06,337 --> 00:30:11,259 that Matty is trying to get in contact with someone he actually knows? 451 00:30:11,718 --> 00:30:13,386 So, you do believe me? 452 00:30:15,805 --> 00:30:16,931 Look… 453 00:30:18,141 --> 00:30:20,185 Lilly, I want to. I'm trying to. 454 00:30:21,936 --> 00:30:23,605 There's plenty of unbelievable things out there 455 00:30:23,688 --> 00:30:26,107 that people believe, and I'm sure some of them are true. 456 00:30:27,942 --> 00:30:30,153 I'm just not so sure about this one. 457 00:30:40,330 --> 00:30:42,165 I can't believe you gave her your soda. 458 00:30:57,931 --> 00:30:58,932 Come on in, Major. 459 00:31:02,101 --> 00:31:03,311 I wanted you to know that Masters 460 00:31:03,394 --> 00:31:05,438 is gonna spend the week on latrine duty. 461 00:31:06,105 --> 00:31:08,858 And a citation is going on his permanent flight record. 462 00:31:10,193 --> 00:31:12,862 I won't stand for that kind of horseshit on my base. 463 00:31:15,031 --> 00:31:16,324 To less horseshit. 464 00:31:23,706 --> 00:31:26,376 I understand you served under General Abbott in Korea. 465 00:31:27,502 --> 00:31:28,670 As he tells it, you, Major, 466 00:31:28,753 --> 00:31:31,130 are about the bravest, damn pilot he's ever met. 467 00:31:31,798 --> 00:31:34,217 You flew a B-29 up MiG Alley into the teeth 468 00:31:34,300 --> 00:31:36,553 of Soviet anti-aircraft fire at Sui-ho, 469 00:31:37,387 --> 00:31:39,097 and made it back in one piece. 470 00:31:40,014 --> 00:31:41,683 Almost one piece, sir. 471 00:31:42,559 --> 00:31:44,936 And to be frank, I don't much like to talk about it. 472 00:31:45,645 --> 00:31:46,729 Your injury? 473 00:31:48,022 --> 00:31:49,232 Korea, sir. 474 00:31:50,191 --> 00:31:51,276 And why is that? 475 00:31:53,403 --> 00:31:54,946 Because we didn't finish the job. 476 00:31:57,282 --> 00:31:59,701 Well, that's why we transferred you up here, Major. 477 00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:03,454 To test our new B-52, and if necessary, 478 00:32:03,538 --> 00:32:05,582 fly it straight into the heart of the enemy. 479 00:32:05,665 --> 00:32:07,041 Finish what you started. 480 00:32:12,422 --> 00:32:13,715 Why the Air Force? 481 00:32:14,799 --> 00:32:16,342 I was raised on a farm. 482 00:32:16,676 --> 00:32:19,262 We had a family friend that would come twice a month 483 00:32:19,345 --> 00:32:21,514 to dust the fields. So, my father, 484 00:32:22,015 --> 00:32:23,558 he wanted me to tag along. And I… 485 00:32:23,641 --> 00:32:25,351 I just took to it, you know? 486 00:32:27,145 --> 00:32:28,605 How about you, sir? 487 00:32:29,939 --> 00:32:30,982 My dad. 488 00:32:32,483 --> 00:32:33,526 Army man. 489 00:32:34,485 --> 00:32:37,906 Fought in every American conflict from the Indian Wars to the Philippines, 490 00:32:39,032 --> 00:32:41,117 'til they shoved him behind a desk. 491 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:44,078 Only thing he loved more than his country was his family. 492 00:32:45,413 --> 00:32:48,750 Told me the proudest moment of his life was when I signed up to be a Doughboy. 493 00:32:52,378 --> 00:32:54,839 I can only imagine your father felt the same way. 494 00:32:56,591 --> 00:32:57,842 He was proud, all right. 495 00:32:59,761 --> 00:33:01,596 He used to always say there's nothing wrong 496 00:33:01,679 --> 00:33:05,516 with this country that can't be fixed by what's right with this country. 497 00:33:09,896 --> 00:33:11,648 I aim to prove him right, sir. 498 00:33:36,798 --> 00:33:37,882 - Amen. - Amen. 499 00:33:38,049 --> 00:33:39,258 - Amen. - Amen. 500 00:33:49,686 --> 00:33:51,062 - Amen. - Amen. 501 00:33:59,070 --> 00:34:00,822 My son, the bar mitzvah boy. 502 00:34:01,406 --> 00:34:02,782 How's the haftarah studying coming? 503 00:34:03,908 --> 00:34:04,993 Tastes good. 504 00:34:08,454 --> 00:34:10,039 Something the matter, Theodore? 505 00:34:13,459 --> 00:34:14,836 Can I ask you a weird question? 506 00:34:16,212 --> 00:34:17,255 Sure. 507 00:34:17,755 --> 00:34:19,549 Do you think somebody could kidnap a kid 508 00:34:19,632 --> 00:34:20,800 and keep him underground? 509 00:34:22,135 --> 00:34:24,178 - Underground? - What is wrong with you? 510 00:34:25,638 --> 00:34:29,809 Yeah, just keep him there, in the sewers for months and months, 511 00:34:29,892 --> 00:34:31,436 hurting him or… 512 00:34:32,687 --> 00:34:33,855 I don't know. 513 00:34:35,064 --> 00:34:36,941 Have you ever heard of something like that? 514 00:34:38,484 --> 00:34:41,446 Your grandparents escaped Buchenwald, 515 00:34:41,946 --> 00:34:43,906 their entire families murdered, 516 00:34:44,741 --> 00:34:46,743 the skin of Jewish prisoners 517 00:34:48,036 --> 00:34:49,412 used for lampshades. 518 00:34:50,455 --> 00:34:51,539 What? 519 00:34:52,540 --> 00:34:53,791 Lampshades. 520 00:34:56,419 --> 00:34:57,587 We are Jews, Theodore. 521 00:34:57,670 --> 00:35:00,673 We know better than anyone the real horrors of this world. 522 00:35:03,509 --> 00:35:05,428 Reality is terrifying enough as it is. 523 00:35:08,806 --> 00:35:10,224 Cut it out with the fantasy. 524 00:36:50,741 --> 00:36:52,118 I can't believe we're related. 525 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,737 I'm next, right? 526 00:37:29,363 --> 00:37:30,865 - So, now you believe me. - Listen, Lilly, 527 00:37:30,948 --> 00:37:32,617 I've known this guy since first grade. 528 00:37:32,700 --> 00:37:33,868 And I know when he's lying, 529 00:37:33,951 --> 00:37:36,954 and he is not lying about this lampshade shit. 530 00:37:37,038 --> 00:37:38,289 We have to tell someone. 531 00:37:38,372 --> 00:37:40,708 - No one's gonna believe us. - What if we go to our parents? 532 00:37:41,167 --> 00:37:44,378 If I tell anyone about all of this, I'll wind up right back at Juniper Hill. 533 00:37:45,087 --> 00:37:46,964 Maybe you guys will be in there with me. 534 00:37:48,049 --> 00:37:49,884 I can't go to the loony bin, Teddy. 535 00:37:49,967 --> 00:37:52,470 I couldn't make it through goddamn sleepaway camp. 536 00:37:52,762 --> 00:37:54,013 Okay. 537 00:37:55,014 --> 00:37:56,724 We don't tell anyone, 538 00:37:57,433 --> 00:37:59,352 until we figure out what really happened to Matty. 539 00:38:02,146 --> 00:38:03,231 And how do we do that? 540 00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:07,526 I think I might know where to start. 541 00:38:23,918 --> 00:38:24,961 You see anything? 542 00:38:25,044 --> 00:38:26,629 Teddy, did you know that there are more than 543 00:38:26,712 --> 00:38:28,214 a hundred books in this library? 544 00:38:28,381 --> 00:38:30,675 No way. More than a hundred? 545 00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:33,135 And did you know that some of them have pictures 546 00:38:33,219 --> 00:38:34,470 but most of them don't have pictures? 547 00:38:34,595 --> 00:38:35,596 What is she doing here? 548 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,056 My folks couldn't find a sitter, okay? 549 00:38:37,139 --> 00:38:38,933 And did you know that when you take out a book, 550 00:38:39,141 --> 00:38:41,310 you have to sign your name? I can sign mine in cursive. 551 00:38:41,394 --> 00:38:44,230 Miss Carmel says I have the best handwriting in the class. 552 00:38:45,564 --> 00:38:46,649 Phil. 553 00:38:48,401 --> 00:38:51,612 Hey, Suze, I need a really good handwriter 554 00:38:51,696 --> 00:38:53,614 to help me with finding a book. 555 00:38:53,698 --> 00:38:56,742 It's called Bucket Full of Muffins. 556 00:39:00,288 --> 00:39:01,289 I'll do it. 557 00:39:05,293 --> 00:39:06,335 She'll never find it. 558 00:39:09,463 --> 00:39:11,090 Wait, there it is. 559 00:39:15,803 --> 00:39:17,930 They thought it could be a runaway initially, 560 00:39:18,014 --> 00:39:19,598 but when he never turned up anywhere else, 561 00:39:19,682 --> 00:39:21,642 they presumed homicide. 562 00:39:23,602 --> 00:39:25,021 That means murder. 563 00:39:26,522 --> 00:39:29,108 They thought it could have been Matty's dad. 564 00:39:29,650 --> 00:39:32,570 Could have been a drifter, but they never found anyone. 565 00:39:32,653 --> 00:39:34,030 "According to police sources, 566 00:39:34,113 --> 00:39:36,490 the boy was last seen the night of January 4th 567 00:39:36,574 --> 00:39:39,785 at the Capitol Theater by the daughter of a theater employee, 568 00:39:39,869 --> 00:39:41,912 an unidentified 12-year-old girl." 569 00:39:46,208 --> 00:39:47,418 Who's that? 570 00:39:48,502 --> 00:39:49,837 Matty Clements? 571 00:39:50,671 --> 00:39:52,965 Jesus Christ, get the hell out of here! 572 00:39:53,215 --> 00:39:54,383 Get out! 573 00:39:55,301 --> 00:39:57,053 What? What did we say? 574 00:39:58,554 --> 00:40:00,598 Do you know how many times the police came round 575 00:40:00,681 --> 00:40:03,267 about that boy? Trying to fix it on my pops? 576 00:40:04,226 --> 00:40:07,188 Did your newspaper article mention anything about that? 577 00:40:08,230 --> 00:40:10,232 I really only skimmed, so… 578 00:40:10,316 --> 00:40:11,442 Just leave! 579 00:40:12,068 --> 00:40:13,569 Can we go get a shake now? 580 00:40:15,488 --> 00:40:18,074 See, I told you guys this was a bad idea, 581 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:20,409 chasing a song you heard in the fucking sewers. 582 00:40:23,954 --> 00:40:24,955 What did you say? 583 00:40:31,253 --> 00:40:32,254 It was a song. 584 00:40:33,589 --> 00:40:35,966 I heard Matty singing it a couple nights back. 585 00:40:36,842 --> 00:40:38,761 From the drainpipe in my tub. 586 00:40:41,514 --> 00:40:42,973 You heard him too? 587 00:40:45,309 --> 00:40:49,313 I don't know if it was Matty, but I did hear voices 588 00:40:50,147 --> 00:40:53,859 in the basement of the Capitol, in the pipes. 589 00:40:55,277 --> 00:40:59,532 Kids laughing, crying, calling my name. 590 00:41:03,494 --> 00:41:05,204 What song was he singing? 591 00:42:38,172 --> 00:42:41,634 The new B-52. G-class. They transferred you up here to fly it. 592 00:42:41,717 --> 00:42:44,595 If you wanna walk out of here alive, you're gonna give us the specs. 593 00:42:44,678 --> 00:42:49,058 Speed, range, flight ceiling, payload, arms, everything. 594 00:42:49,141 --> 00:42:50,267 Understand? 595 00:42:50,768 --> 00:42:53,062 I'd understand you better if you took off that mask. 596 00:42:53,145 --> 00:42:54,897 The specs. Now. 597 00:42:55,564 --> 00:42:57,233 It's classified. 598 00:43:11,914 --> 00:43:13,541 This isn't a fucking game. 599 00:43:13,874 --> 00:43:17,002 The specs, or I pull the trigger on the count of three. 600 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:20,923 One. 601 00:43:28,639 --> 00:43:29,682 Two. 602 00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:34,728 You're gonna have to pull that trigger. 603 00:43:38,274 --> 00:43:40,109 - Leroy! - Yo, Lee, what's going on? 604 00:43:40,192 --> 00:43:41,944 Lee, open the door! 605 00:43:46,073 --> 00:43:48,409 Open the door! Yo, Lee, what's going on in there? 606 00:43:48,492 --> 00:43:49,994 Open the door! 607 00:43:50,077 --> 00:43:51,787 Lee, open the fucking door! 608 00:44:07,219 --> 00:44:08,596 Get the fuck out of here! 609 00:44:09,263 --> 00:44:11,265 Yeah, that's what I thought. 610 00:44:15,519 --> 00:44:16,770 Saved your ass again. 611 00:44:17,980 --> 00:44:20,107 - Fuck you, Pauly. - Who the fuck were those guys? 612 00:44:20,190 --> 00:44:21,358 I don't know. 613 00:44:22,735 --> 00:44:24,236 Jesus Christ. 614 00:44:27,656 --> 00:44:28,866 How's my hair? 615 00:44:30,576 --> 00:44:31,577 It's still greasy. 616 00:44:38,083 --> 00:44:39,376 So, where the hell are we going? 617 00:44:39,460 --> 00:44:41,920 You want me to tell you or you want me to show you? 618 00:44:42,046 --> 00:44:44,298 Tell. One hundred percent tell. 619 00:44:44,381 --> 00:44:47,343 The song Matty was singing comes from the movie The Music Man. 620 00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:49,928 We should have another print up in the storage room. 621 00:44:52,181 --> 00:44:54,433 And why do we wanna watch this stupid thing? 622 00:44:54,892 --> 00:44:56,477 I hate musicals. 623 00:44:57,353 --> 00:44:59,855 Because maybe Matty was trying to tell us something. 624 00:45:10,991 --> 00:45:13,035 Holy crap, it's dark in here. 625 00:45:14,495 --> 00:45:16,497 Guys, isn't this breaking and entering? 626 00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:18,540 We didn't break anything. It's just entering. 627 00:45:18,624 --> 00:45:20,709 - Don't be such a baby. - Guys, stop. 628 00:45:21,210 --> 00:45:22,252 Let's just sit. 629 00:45:37,309 --> 00:45:38,394 Just a second! 630 00:45:38,477 --> 00:45:40,396 Loading up The Music Man! 631 00:45:46,026 --> 00:45:47,194 Teds, is that you? 632 00:45:48,779 --> 00:45:51,365 - Is he crying? - What? No. 633 00:45:51,907 --> 00:45:53,158 Shut up, you guys. 634 00:45:55,077 --> 00:45:56,704 Lilly, are you okay? 635 00:45:58,247 --> 00:46:00,416 Yeah. No, I'm fine. I'm just… 636 00:46:02,251 --> 00:46:04,086 …thinking about Matty and what happened, 637 00:46:04,169 --> 00:46:06,338 and what I could have done different, and… 638 00:46:06,422 --> 00:46:07,589 Well, he needed me. 639 00:46:09,049 --> 00:46:10,884 And instead, I just sent him away. 640 00:46:11,927 --> 00:46:13,220 Then he was gone. 641 00:46:15,597 --> 00:46:16,932 What we did was worse. 642 00:46:18,809 --> 00:46:20,686 Maybe if we'd been there like we said we would 643 00:46:20,769 --> 00:46:23,480 at his birthday, maybe things would be different. 644 00:46:23,564 --> 00:46:25,357 It's nobody's fault, okay? 645 00:46:26,650 --> 00:46:29,945 Teds, it's not your fault. Lilly, it isn't your fault either. 646 00:46:30,028 --> 00:46:32,072 We're here now. That's what matters. 647 00:46:32,156 --> 00:46:33,574 So just stop it, okay? 648 00:46:37,494 --> 00:46:38,704 Are you crying? 649 00:46:39,371 --> 00:46:41,039 What? No, I'm not crying. 650 00:46:41,665 --> 00:46:43,000 Nobody's crying. 651 00:46:43,792 --> 00:46:45,502 …with Sen-Sen One fine night 652 00:46:45,586 --> 00:46:46,795 They leave the pool hall 653 00:46:46,879 --> 00:46:48,255 Heading for the dance At the Arm'ry 654 00:46:48,338 --> 00:46:50,007 Libertine men And scarlet women 655 00:46:50,090 --> 00:46:52,092 And ragtime Shameless music… 656 00:46:53,010 --> 00:46:54,136 With the arms 657 00:46:54,219 --> 00:46:56,638 Of a jungle animal instinct, mass'steria! 658 00:46:56,722 --> 00:46:59,016 Friends, the idle brain Is the devil's playground 659 00:46:59,099 --> 00:47:00,517 - Trouble - Oh, we got trouble 660 00:47:00,601 --> 00:47:02,311 Right here in River City 661 00:47:02,394 --> 00:47:04,062 With a capital T And that rhymes with P 662 00:47:04,146 --> 00:47:06,190 - And that stands for "pool" - That stands for "pool" 663 00:47:06,273 --> 00:47:08,150 - We've surely got trouble - We've surely got trouble 664 00:47:08,233 --> 00:47:09,860 It's the song. That's the song I heard. 665 00:47:09,943 --> 00:47:10,986 Figure out a way 666 00:47:11,069 --> 00:47:13,113 To keep the young ones Moral after school 667 00:47:13,197 --> 00:47:15,115 Our children's children Gonna have trouble 668 00:47:15,199 --> 00:47:16,575 Trouble, trouble, trouble 669 00:47:16,658 --> 00:47:18,243 Mothers of River City 670 00:47:18,327 --> 00:47:20,329 Heed that warning Before it's too late… 671 00:47:23,248 --> 00:47:25,417 Creeping into his conversation 672 00:47:25,834 --> 00:47:28,128 - Words like - Trouble, trouble, trouble 673 00:47:28,212 --> 00:47:30,339 - Like "swell"? - Trouble, trouble, trouble 674 00:47:31,048 --> 00:47:32,216 And "so's your old man"? 675 00:47:32,299 --> 00:47:33,300 Trouble, trouble, trouble 676 00:47:33,425 --> 00:47:35,636 If so, my friends, You got trouble 677 00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:36,762 Oh, we got trouble 678 00:47:36,845 --> 00:47:38,555 - Right here in River City - Right here in River City 679 00:47:38,639 --> 00:47:40,182 With a capital T And that rhymes with… 680 00:47:41,058 --> 00:47:42,059 Matty? 681 00:47:42,142 --> 00:47:44,019 - We've surely got trouble - We've surely got trouble… 682 00:47:46,730 --> 00:47:49,149 Wait, what? What's going on? 683 00:47:49,942 --> 00:47:51,735 How is he in the goddamn movie? 684 00:47:51,819 --> 00:47:53,320 What's happening? How is this possible? 685 00:47:53,403 --> 00:47:55,030 - Can he see us? - Matty! 686 00:47:55,906 --> 00:47:57,449 - Is he listening? - Matty! 687 00:47:57,533 --> 00:47:58,700 Matty, we're over here! Matty! 688 00:47:58,784 --> 00:47:59,868 - Matty! - Hey! 689 00:47:59,993 --> 00:48:02,496 - Follow our voices! - Matty! Wait. 690 00:48:02,579 --> 00:48:05,040 - Yes! Come on, Matty! - Yes! Yes, Matty, that's it! 691 00:48:05,123 --> 00:48:06,750 - Follow our voices! - We're right here! Keep going! 692 00:48:06,875 --> 00:48:08,293 Matty, yes! 693 00:48:08,377 --> 00:48:10,420 Yes, that's right! Yes! 694 00:48:10,504 --> 00:48:11,713 Matty, come on! 695 00:48:12,673 --> 00:48:14,591 Lilly? Teddy? 696 00:48:14,675 --> 00:48:16,677 - Yeah, it's us! - Come on! 697 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,720 Matty, come on, we're gonna get you out! 698 00:48:20,889 --> 00:48:22,057 No, you won't. 699 00:48:23,308 --> 00:48:24,810 You're the reason I'm in here. 700 00:48:25,561 --> 00:48:26,854 'Cause you lied. 701 00:48:29,815 --> 00:48:32,109 'Cause you weren't there. 702 00:48:33,777 --> 00:48:34,987 What's happening? 703 00:49:08,437 --> 00:49:09,605 What the hell is that? 704 00:49:18,697 --> 00:49:21,158 - Where did it go? - What the fuck is that thing? 705 00:49:21,241 --> 00:49:24,077 I told you weird shit was going on over at that airbase! 706 00:49:24,161 --> 00:49:26,622 They made a giant, fucking mutant baby! 707 00:49:41,762 --> 00:49:43,138 Come on, Susie! 708 00:49:44,681 --> 00:49:47,809 Go, go, go! Susie, come on! Run! 709 00:49:52,981 --> 00:49:54,691 Come on! 710 00:50:27,808 --> 00:50:29,518 No! No! 711 00:50:32,729 --> 00:50:33,939 Susie! 712 00:50:34,690 --> 00:50:35,691 Lilly! 713 00:50:36,191 --> 00:50:37,275 Come on! 714 00:50:39,945 --> 00:50:41,154 Here you go. 715 00:50:43,073 --> 00:50:44,241 Give me your hand. 716 00:51:11,685 --> 00:51:13,687 Lilly! Lilly! 717 00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,441 Lilly! 718 00:51:17,524 --> 00:51:19,693 Lilly! What happened? 719 00:51:19,776 --> 00:51:22,821 - They're all gone. - No. 720 00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,470 What do you mean they're all gone? 721 00:51:46,553 --> 00:51:47,971 What happened?