1 00:00:54,461 --> 00:00:57,211 I've fought the unimaginable 2 00:00:57,253 --> 00:00:59,545 in defense of this world. 3 00:00:59,586 --> 00:01:02,378 I've battled alien tyrants, 4 00:01:02,420 --> 00:01:04,878 defeated nightmares from the deep. 5 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:08,711 Gone toe to toe with ancient gods... 6 00:01:08,753 --> 00:01:10,878 but no matter what threat I faced, 7 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,795 I knew I wasn't facing it alone. 8 00:01:13,836 --> 00:01:15,753 Darkwing. 9 00:01:15,795 --> 00:01:17,295 Aquarus. 10 00:01:17,336 --> 00:01:18,795 War Woman. 11 00:01:18,836 --> 00:01:20,878 Green Ghost. 12 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:21,961 Red Rush. 13 00:01:22,003 --> 00:01:23,961 Martian Man. 14 00:01:24,003 --> 00:01:25,628 Immortal. 15 00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:28,795 The Guardians of the Globe. 16 00:01:28,836 --> 00:01:32,378 Today, we have lost titans, 17 00:01:32,420 --> 00:01:34,295 protectors, 18 00:01:34,336 --> 00:01:35,961 heroes, 19 00:01:36,003 --> 00:01:38,545 and we are left to wonder... 20 00:01:38,586 --> 00:01:40,545 who will save us now? 21 00:01:40,586 --> 00:01:43,378 I will, 22 00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:45,628 and so will others like me. 23 00:01:45,670 --> 00:01:48,628 New heroes answering the call. 24 00:01:48,670 --> 00:01:52,128 New champions ready to risk everything 25 00:01:52,170 --> 00:01:54,045 to keep this planet safe. 26 00:01:54,086 --> 00:01:57,961 All inspired by these great souls 27 00:01:58,003 --> 00:02:00,545 who came before us. 28 00:02:00,586 --> 00:02:02,961 You will have moments of doubt, 29 00:02:03,003 --> 00:02:04,045 of fear, 30 00:02:04,086 --> 00:02:05,878 of uncertainty, 31 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:10,920 but in those moments, have faith... 32 00:02:10,961 --> 00:02:13,170 and look to the sky. 33 00:02:20,670 --> 00:02:22,086 We seriously have to put everyone 34 00:02:22,128 --> 00:02:23,170 through this again? 35 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:25,295 The big one's for show, 36 00:02:25,336 --> 00:02:26,378 but the public can't know 37 00:02:26,420 --> 00:02:28,753 where the actual bodies are buried. 38 00:02:28,795 --> 00:02:30,461 Souvenir hunters. 39 00:02:30,503 --> 00:02:31,878 Jesus. 40 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:34,045 I was never a Guardian of the Globe, 41 00:02:34,086 --> 00:02:37,128 but it was the Guardians who welcomed me 42 00:02:37,170 --> 00:02:39,378 when I first arrived on this planet. 43 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:41,795 They were my mentors. 44 00:02:41,836 --> 00:02:43,711 My comrades. 45 00:02:43,753 --> 00:02:45,628 My friends. 46 00:02:45,670 --> 00:02:49,003 They knew the reality of this life. 47 00:02:49,045 --> 00:02:52,336 Martian Man was exiled from his own people. 48 00:02:52,378 --> 00:02:54,545 War Woman was from a different age. 49 00:02:54,586 --> 00:02:56,253 Darkwing... 50 00:02:58,795 --> 00:03:03,378 Well, Darkwing made his own kind of solitude. 51 00:03:03,420 --> 00:03:06,503 It was a rare, lucky few of us 52 00:03:06,545 --> 00:03:10,461 who found someone who understood our path, 53 00:03:10,503 --> 00:03:13,461 even rarer if they accepted it. 54 00:03:13,503 --> 00:03:15,545 I hope they will rest in peace, 55 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:18,711 but at least they will rest together. 56 00:03:21,086 --> 00:03:24,420 Get your hands off me! 57 00:03:25,461 --> 00:03:27,878 Olga, please, calm down. 58 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:29,711 You wouldn't even let me see him. 59 00:03:29,753 --> 00:03:33,378 Josef is finally standing still, 60 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:35,628 and I still can't see him! 61 00:03:36,836 --> 00:03:37,795 I'd better... 62 00:03:37,836 --> 00:03:38,878 Yeah. 63 00:03:40,128 --> 00:03:41,628 You okay? 64 00:03:41,670 --> 00:03:43,711 Me? I... I dunno. 65 00:03:43,753 --> 00:03:45,170 It just doesn't seem real. 66 00:03:45,211 --> 00:03:46,253 That could have been my mom, 67 00:03:46,295 --> 00:03:48,253 putting my dad in one of those holes, 68 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:49,545 or me. 69 00:03:49,586 --> 00:03:51,128 If this could happen to the Guardians of the Globe, 70 00:03:51,170 --> 00:03:52,295 it means that none of us are... 71 00:04:10,253 --> 00:04:12,628 This is a private ceremony, Darkblood. 72 00:04:14,128 --> 00:04:15,628 Never get invited. 73 00:04:15,670 --> 00:04:17,420 Show up anyway. 74 00:04:17,461 --> 00:04:18,711 What do you want? 75 00:04:18,753 --> 00:04:20,170 Same as you. 76 00:04:20,211 --> 00:04:22,253 Discover clues. Catch killer. 77 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:24,795 Bring to justice. 78 00:04:24,836 --> 00:04:27,211 And buy yourself a few more years out of hell. 79 00:04:27,253 --> 00:04:29,670 Don't pretend you do this because you care. 80 00:04:29,711 --> 00:04:31,836 You just don't want to go home. 81 00:04:31,878 --> 00:04:34,920 Maybe one day, you'll know why. 82 00:04:34,961 --> 00:04:39,003 I already told Cecil everything I know. 83 00:04:39,045 --> 00:04:40,920 Saw nothing. Heard nothing. 84 00:04:40,961 --> 00:04:42,711 Attacked in darkness. 85 00:04:42,753 --> 00:04:44,378 Left for dead. 86 00:04:44,420 --> 00:04:46,545 Are you insinuating something? 87 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,836 Didn't mean to offend. 88 00:04:49,878 --> 00:04:54,211 Nuance of human conversation difficult for me. 89 00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:56,336 If you remember something... 90 00:04:57,461 --> 00:04:58,545 I'll call you. 91 00:04:58,586 --> 00:04:59,545 Josef... 92 00:04:59,586 --> 00:05:02,795 Let's get you in a car, Olga. 93 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,086 Robot! 94 00:05:04,128 --> 00:05:05,836 You know, for a bunch of computer code, 95 00:05:05,878 --> 00:05:08,586 you run a mean superhero team. 96 00:05:08,628 --> 00:05:10,711 You really saved our bacon with those Flaxans. 97 00:05:10,753 --> 00:05:11,711 Thank you, Cecil. 98 00:05:11,753 --> 00:05:13,461 That means a lot coming from you. 99 00:05:13,503 --> 00:05:15,336 I know you've always been independent, 100 00:05:15,378 --> 00:05:17,586 but I want you to come work for the GDA, 101 00:05:17,628 --> 00:05:19,670 and build me a new Guardians of the Globe. 102 00:05:19,711 --> 00:05:21,170 Now, you'll pick the team, 103 00:05:21,211 --> 00:05:22,461 you'll be in charge. 104 00:05:22,503 --> 00:05:27,128 The only person that you will answer to is me. 105 00:05:27,170 --> 00:05:28,336 Forgive me, 106 00:05:28,378 --> 00:05:29,961 but would Omni-Man not be the natural choice? 107 00:05:30,003 --> 00:05:31,003 Sure. 108 00:05:31,045 --> 00:05:32,628 Except it's never gonna happen. 109 00:05:32,670 --> 00:05:33,628 I've tried for a decade 110 00:05:33,670 --> 00:05:35,086 to make him an official Guardian. 111 00:05:35,128 --> 00:05:36,253 He helps out, yeah, 112 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:38,836 but he's never taken orders, 113 00:05:38,878 --> 00:05:39,961 not from me, anyway. 114 00:05:40,003 --> 00:05:41,795 Then I don't know what to say... 115 00:05:41,836 --> 00:05:43,003 Easy. 116 00:05:43,045 --> 00:05:45,003 Say you'll do it. 117 00:05:52,711 --> 00:05:54,086 I'm feeling pizza. 118 00:05:54,128 --> 00:05:55,253 I can be to Naples and back 119 00:05:55,295 --> 00:05:57,336 before the cheese stops bubbling. 120 00:05:57,378 --> 00:05:58,295 Honey, 121 00:05:58,336 --> 00:06:00,878 let the delivery guy do it tonight. 122 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,711 Sure. 123 00:06:06,420 --> 00:06:08,628 I've battled alien tyrants, 124 00:06:08,670 --> 00:06:10,628 defeated nightmares from the deep, 125 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:12,170 gone toe to toe... 126 00:06:12,211 --> 00:06:13,545 You will have moments of doubt... 127 00:06:13,586 --> 00:06:14,836 We are left to wonder... 128 00:06:15,878 --> 00:06:17,170 - Mark... - Who will save us now? 129 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:18,253 Why don't you call William? 130 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,378 And do what? 131 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:20,961 Hang out? Go buy comic books? 132 00:06:21,003 --> 00:06:21,836 After this? 133 00:06:21,878 --> 00:06:22,670 Hey... 134 00:06:22,711 --> 00:06:23,795 Watch the tone. 135 00:06:23,836 --> 00:06:24,711 It's okay. 136 00:06:24,753 --> 00:06:25,836 It's not. 137 00:06:25,878 --> 00:06:27,628 This is new, I get it, 138 00:06:27,670 --> 00:06:29,170 but you need to keep that separate. 139 00:06:29,211 --> 00:06:31,420 What happens out there, the mistakes, 140 00:06:31,461 --> 00:06:32,586 even the victories, 141 00:06:32,628 --> 00:06:34,795 you can't bring it home. 142 00:06:36,253 --> 00:06:37,295 Okay? 143 00:06:38,628 --> 00:06:39,753 Can I go to my room? 144 00:06:41,586 --> 00:06:43,086 Sure. 145 00:06:43,128 --> 00:06:45,086 Hey, we'll do some more training tomorrow, okay? 146 00:06:45,128 --> 00:06:47,336 Just you and me. 147 00:06:49,420 --> 00:06:50,420 What? 148 00:06:50,461 --> 00:06:52,836 We just came from your friends' funeral. 149 00:06:52,878 --> 00:06:53,711 Co-workers. 150 00:06:53,753 --> 00:06:55,628 And you're talking about pizza, 151 00:06:55,670 --> 00:06:57,628 and telling Mark not to feel anything? 152 00:06:57,670 --> 00:06:58,670 This is the life. 153 00:06:58,711 --> 00:07:00,086 Mark has to learn that. 154 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:03,420 What if Mark and I were burying you today? 155 00:07:03,461 --> 00:07:04,795 I'm not so easy to kill. 156 00:07:04,836 --> 00:07:07,003 Yeah, well, I'm sure that's what Red Rush told Olga. 157 00:07:07,045 --> 00:07:08,920 Hey, he could run fast, okay? 158 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:11,545 It's not exactly one of your premier superpowers. 159 00:07:13,753 --> 00:07:14,961 I'm sorry. 160 00:07:15,003 --> 00:07:16,753 I didn't mean that, 161 00:07:16,795 --> 00:07:19,670 but Mark and I can do more good out there 162 00:07:19,711 --> 00:07:22,336 than sulking in here. 163 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:26,003 Just remember 164 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:28,253 that Mark's a 17-year-old boy. 165 00:07:28,295 --> 00:07:30,336 They break more easily than you think, 166 00:07:30,378 --> 00:07:33,336 and I don't want a broken family... 167 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:06,795 Hello? 168 00:08:08,461 --> 00:08:11,045 Hey, it's, uh, it's Mark. 169 00:08:11,086 --> 00:08:12,253 Grays-Grayson. 170 00:08:12,295 --> 00:08:13,711 Mark Grayson. 171 00:08:13,753 --> 00:08:15,503 Who? 172 00:08:16,836 --> 00:08:18,295 Mark? 173 00:08:18,336 --> 00:08:19,920 From school? 174 00:08:21,461 --> 00:08:22,795 I know. 175 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,795 I'm just messing with you. 176 00:08:24,836 --> 00:08:26,711 Oh, god, you thought I was serious. 177 00:08:26,753 --> 00:08:28,503 Oh, no, no, I... 178 00:08:28,545 --> 00:08:29,586 I got it. 179 00:08:29,628 --> 00:08:32,461 I was wondering if you were going to call. 180 00:08:32,503 --> 00:08:34,586 Don't you mean "when"? 181 00:08:34,628 --> 00:08:37,545 Nah, I can think up a few reasons for "if". 182 00:08:37,586 --> 00:08:38,753 I came on too strong. 183 00:08:38,795 --> 00:08:40,045 You've got a girlfriend. 184 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:41,378 You're lame, and you don't like chicks 185 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:43,253 who kick assholes in the balls when they threaten you... 186 00:08:43,295 --> 00:08:45,086 Uh... 187 00:08:45,128 --> 00:08:47,670 You're terrified of me, aren't you? 188 00:08:47,711 --> 00:08:48,670 No! 189 00:08:48,711 --> 00:08:50,586 I think you're amazing. 190 00:08:50,628 --> 00:08:52,045 That's why I'm calling to tell you that. 191 00:08:52,086 --> 00:08:52,920 I mean... 192 00:08:52,961 --> 00:08:54,670 that's not why I'm calling. 193 00:08:54,711 --> 00:08:56,128 Not that that's not true. 194 00:08:56,170 --> 00:08:57,711 Ah... 195 00:08:57,753 --> 00:08:58,628 Sorry. 196 00:08:58,670 --> 00:08:59,961 It's been a weird day. 197 00:09:00,003 --> 00:09:01,753 Sounds like it. 198 00:09:01,795 --> 00:09:03,128 You wanna start again? 199 00:09:03,170 --> 00:09:05,045 Hey, handsome Mark Grayson? 200 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,086 What's going on? 201 00:09:08,086 --> 00:09:09,711 I was thinking, finals are coming up, 202 00:09:09,753 --> 00:09:11,878 and we're both in Ms. Walker's Global Issues class. 203 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:15,503 Maybe we can go over everything together? 204 00:09:15,545 --> 00:09:17,920 A study date? 205 00:09:17,961 --> 00:09:19,753 Well played. 206 00:09:19,795 --> 00:09:21,253 Safe and responsible. 207 00:09:21,295 --> 00:09:22,295 No pressure, 208 00:09:22,336 --> 00:09:23,378 but with potential for things to move 209 00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:24,586 to the next level. 210 00:09:24,628 --> 00:09:26,295 Smooth. 211 00:09:26,336 --> 00:09:27,628 Uh... 212 00:09:29,170 --> 00:09:31,045 Works for me. 213 00:09:31,086 --> 00:09:33,336 When and where? 214 00:09:43,170 --> 00:09:45,628 Anyone home? 215 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:56,461 Eve? 216 00:09:56,503 --> 00:09:58,461 I thought you were at the funeral. 217 00:09:58,503 --> 00:09:59,795 I was. 218 00:09:59,836 --> 00:10:00,753 I'd say you should've been there, 219 00:10:00,795 --> 00:10:02,253 but it was pretty bleak. 220 00:10:02,295 --> 00:10:04,128 Red Rush's girlfriend had a meltdown, and... 221 00:10:06,045 --> 00:10:07,336 You okay? 222 00:10:07,378 --> 00:10:09,420 Hiccups. 223 00:10:09,461 --> 00:10:10,670 Hmm. 224 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:11,878 Anything happening? 225 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:13,211 Is Rex around? 226 00:10:13,253 --> 00:10:14,420 Rex? 227 00:10:14,461 --> 00:10:16,170 Eve, hang on a sec... 228 00:10:18,628 --> 00:10:21,170 You piece of shit! 229 00:10:21,211 --> 00:10:22,378 Babe, wait! Hang on! 230 00:10:22,420 --> 00:10:23,753 I knew there was a reason you skipped the funeral! 231 00:10:23,795 --> 00:10:25,961 - Just-just wait a second! - Don't even... 232 00:10:26,003 --> 00:10:28,628 Oh, god! 233 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,420 Are you kidding me, Kate? 234 00:10:30,461 --> 00:10:32,336 I-I can't believe this. 235 00:10:32,378 --> 00:10:33,170 Eve... 236 00:10:33,211 --> 00:10:35,128 Oh, I am such an idiot. 237 00:10:35,170 --> 00:10:37,170 Rex said you're dating Invincible now. 238 00:10:37,211 --> 00:10:38,670 Said that you guys talked about it. 239 00:10:38,711 --> 00:10:39,753 What? 240 00:10:39,795 --> 00:10:41,878 Oh, don't give me that. 241 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:42,711 It's true. 242 00:10:42,753 --> 00:10:43,878 What did you expect, huh? 243 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:46,211 It's not true, 244 00:10:46,253 --> 00:10:50,170 and whatever I expected, I guess I was wrong, 245 00:10:50,211 --> 00:10:53,170 about both of you. 246 00:10:53,211 --> 00:10:54,586 Hold on! 247 00:10:54,628 --> 00:10:55,420 This? 248 00:10:55,461 --> 00:10:57,420 This doesn't mean shit! 249 00:10:57,461 --> 00:11:00,003 They're not even the real Kate! 250 00:11:00,045 --> 00:11:02,420 We're all the real Kate. 251 00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:03,795 Okay, I... 252 00:11:03,836 --> 00:11:05,003 I didn't... 253 00:11:05,045 --> 00:11:07,211 That's technically not what I... 254 00:11:07,253 --> 00:11:10,086 But you know what I mean, right? 255 00:11:13,128 --> 00:11:14,545 Is that Demi-God? 256 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:16,045 Oh, Shrapnel! 257 00:11:16,086 --> 00:11:18,503 And Burly, Pangea, Bug-Eye... 258 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:21,545 It's the crowning achievement of any crusader's career 259 00:11:21,586 --> 00:11:24,836 to be selected for the New Guardians of the Globe, 260 00:11:24,878 --> 00:11:28,045 which makes me wonder again why you won't try out. 261 00:11:28,086 --> 00:11:28,961 I know. 262 00:11:29,003 --> 00:11:30,378 I talked it over with my dad. 263 00:11:30,420 --> 00:11:32,003 He wants to train me himself. 264 00:11:32,045 --> 00:11:34,378 Plus, my mom would kill me if I miss any more school. 265 00:11:34,420 --> 00:11:36,045 Then why are you here? 266 00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:37,003 Are you kidding? 267 00:11:37,045 --> 00:11:38,711 Like I'd miss this? 268 00:11:38,753 --> 00:11:39,711 Oh, my god, there's Fight Force. 269 00:11:39,753 --> 00:11:40,586 Why'd they even come here? 270 00:11:40,628 --> 00:11:42,586 Despite your name, 271 00:11:42,628 --> 00:11:45,086 I believe you underestimate yourself, Invincible. 272 00:11:45,128 --> 00:11:47,170 I'll still be around, helping. 273 00:11:47,211 --> 00:11:48,836 When does this all get started? 274 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,711 Thank you all for coming here today. 275 00:11:53,753 --> 00:11:54,711 The Guardians of the Globe 276 00:11:54,753 --> 00:11:56,711 were more than a group of heroes. 277 00:12:00,003 --> 00:12:01,878 Those of you who pass our trials 278 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:02,920 will be among the elite... 279 00:12:06,711 --> 00:12:08,628 The best of the best. 280 00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:23,336 Needless to say, 281 00:12:23,378 --> 00:12:25,545 not all of you will be up to the challenge. 282 00:12:25,586 --> 00:12:26,670 Ouch. 283 00:12:26,711 --> 00:12:28,086 What's up with her? 284 00:12:28,128 --> 00:12:29,420 No idea. 285 00:12:29,461 --> 00:12:32,170 Those of you who are up to the challenge 286 00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:33,420 will succeed 287 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,961 not just by the uniqueness of your abilities, 288 00:12:36,003 --> 00:12:39,378 but by the uniqueness of your tactics... 289 00:12:41,295 --> 00:12:42,378 your adaptability... 290 00:12:47,461 --> 00:12:49,461 the agility of your minds. 291 00:13:19,336 --> 00:13:20,545 Oh, yeah! 292 00:13:23,753 --> 00:13:25,545 Rah! 293 00:13:27,461 --> 00:13:30,461 And perhaps most importantly, 294 00:13:30,503 --> 00:13:32,920 the strength of your character and spirit. 295 00:13:32,961 --> 00:13:36,711 That is what truly makes a hero. 296 00:13:38,170 --> 00:13:42,628 It is my pleasure to introduce the new Guardians of the Globe. 297 00:13:42,670 --> 00:13:44,628 Black Samson. 298 00:13:44,670 --> 00:13:46,503 Shrinking Rae. 299 00:13:46,545 --> 00:13:47,378 Dupli-Kate. 300 00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:50,336 Monster Girl. 301 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,378 Aw, look at her, she's adorable! 302 00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:57,045 But isn't there, like, an age requirement 303 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:57,878 for this ride? 304 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:58,795 Am I wrong? 305 00:13:58,836 --> 00:14:00,211 'Cause this seems weird, right? 306 00:14:02,753 --> 00:14:03,836 Rex... 307 00:14:03,878 --> 00:14:05,336 I dunno, you're here. 308 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,545 Isn't there a dick size requirement? 309 00:14:07,586 --> 00:14:08,378 I'm sorry? 310 00:14:08,420 --> 00:14:10,378 For what, your tiny dick? 311 00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:12,420 I mean, the way you've been strutting around here, 312 00:14:12,461 --> 00:14:15,753 you must be compensating for something. 313 00:14:18,628 --> 00:14:20,503 Somebody ought to teach you 314 00:14:20,545 --> 00:14:23,045 some mother-fucking... 315 00:14:23,086 --> 00:14:24,003 What the fuck? 316 00:14:26,503 --> 00:14:27,920 Oof! 317 00:14:30,461 --> 00:14:32,920 Guess you missed my try-out. 318 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,295 Still think I'm adorable? 319 00:14:45,378 --> 00:14:47,045 You little bitch. 320 00:14:50,170 --> 00:14:51,920 Aw... 321 00:14:51,961 --> 00:14:54,795 Now, that's adorable. 322 00:14:54,836 --> 00:14:59,711 I'm gonna blast that smile off your stupid, green face. 323 00:14:59,753 --> 00:15:01,920 Please, stop, this is hardly constructive. 324 00:15:01,961 --> 00:15:02,795 Ha! 325 00:15:06,045 --> 00:15:08,211 Uh... is this okay? 326 00:15:08,253 --> 00:15:10,045 He asked for it. 327 00:15:17,545 --> 00:15:18,836 Okay, enough. 328 00:15:18,878 --> 00:15:20,336 Get lost, boy scout. 329 00:15:21,711 --> 00:15:23,170 I said, enough! 330 00:15:27,003 --> 00:15:29,253 Invincible hit that little girl! 331 00:15:30,420 --> 00:15:32,086 Oh... shit. 332 00:15:32,128 --> 00:15:35,295 Uh, look, I'm so sorry. 333 00:15:35,336 --> 00:15:36,961 Nah, my bad. 334 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:39,836 The kid thing sets me off every time, 335 00:15:39,878 --> 00:15:41,670 and then it's like, "Rah!" 336 00:15:41,711 --> 00:15:42,920 Beast mode. 337 00:15:42,961 --> 00:15:45,003 Sorry about the dick joke. 338 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,545 I'm sure your junk is awesome. 339 00:15:47,586 --> 00:15:49,045 It's fine. 340 00:15:49,086 --> 00:15:50,378 I'm good. You're good. 341 00:15:50,420 --> 00:15:53,461 You can... punch hard. 342 00:15:54,336 --> 00:15:56,711 Didn't need your help, asshole. 343 00:15:56,753 --> 00:15:58,545 Aw, Christ... 344 00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:03,253 As I was saying, 345 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,670 welcome to the Guardians of the Globe, 346 00:16:04,711 --> 00:16:05,670 Monster Girl... 347 00:16:05,711 --> 00:16:07,670 I'm gonna shit blood. 348 00:16:07,711 --> 00:16:09,420 along with Rex Splode, 349 00:16:09,461 --> 00:16:11,503 once he's recovered... 350 00:16:11,545 --> 00:16:12,670 and our final member, 351 00:16:12,711 --> 00:16:15,045 Atom Eve. 352 00:16:15,086 --> 00:16:18,086 Thank you all for coming today. 353 00:16:18,128 --> 00:16:20,711 We'll be making a public announcement shortly. 354 00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:22,753 Robot. 355 00:16:22,795 --> 00:16:24,378 No need to thank me. 356 00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:27,420 I obviously needed to remain impartial, 357 00:16:27,461 --> 00:16:28,670 but I'm still delighted 358 00:16:28,711 --> 00:16:31,003 so many members of the Teen Team made the cut. 359 00:16:31,045 --> 00:16:34,170 I can't be on the same team as Rex and Kate. 360 00:16:34,211 --> 00:16:36,461 What? Why? 361 00:16:36,503 --> 00:16:37,461 Hey, wait! 362 00:16:37,503 --> 00:16:38,795 Rex, what did you do? 363 00:16:39,795 --> 00:16:42,045 Thanks for the help, Robot. 364 00:16:42,086 --> 00:16:45,545 Can't wait to be on your team. 365 00:16:48,503 --> 00:16:49,836 Hey... 366 00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:51,295 what's going on? 367 00:16:51,336 --> 00:16:52,670 Rex cheated on me... 368 00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:53,670 What? 369 00:16:53,711 --> 00:16:56,045 with Dupli-Kate, all three of her. 370 00:16:56,086 --> 00:16:57,628 Whoa. 371 00:16:57,670 --> 00:16:59,836 Whoa... 372 00:16:59,878 --> 00:17:02,336 I walked in on them. 373 00:17:02,378 --> 00:17:05,420 Rex told her you and me were a thing? Ugh. 374 00:17:05,461 --> 00:17:06,586 Huh, what? 375 00:17:06,628 --> 00:17:08,920 That's... crazy. 376 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,878 I didn't want to say it while you were dating the guy, 377 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,753 but what an asshole. 378 00:17:12,795 --> 00:17:14,545 He wasn't always, 379 00:17:14,586 --> 00:17:15,586 but... yeah. 380 00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:18,753 Well, that sucks. 381 00:17:18,795 --> 00:17:19,670 I'm sorry. 382 00:17:19,711 --> 00:17:21,503 Thanks. 383 00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:29,170 As soon as the forensic investigation has concluded, 384 00:17:29,211 --> 00:17:31,420 we'll be moving into the Guardians' headquarters. 385 00:17:31,461 --> 00:17:33,170 Until then, we'll be training here. 386 00:17:33,211 --> 00:17:35,128 Breakfast is at 6:00 a.m., 387 00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:37,503 then close-in combat exercises until lunch. 388 00:17:37,545 --> 00:17:39,753 Where is Kate Prime? 389 00:17:39,795 --> 00:17:40,753 Had a thing. 390 00:17:40,795 --> 00:17:42,086 I can fill her in. 391 00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:44,503 Okay, just to make it clear, 392 00:17:44,545 --> 00:17:46,420 there is no universe 393 00:17:46,461 --> 00:17:48,503 in which I wake up at 6:00 a.m. 394 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,836 and the world isn't on fire. 395 00:17:50,878 --> 00:17:52,586 Come on, Robot. 396 00:17:52,628 --> 00:17:54,378 We don't need this boot camp bullshit. 397 00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:55,545 It's us. 398 00:17:55,586 --> 00:17:57,795 We're not on the Teen Team any longer, Rex. 399 00:17:57,836 --> 00:17:58,878 Exactly. 400 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,420 I'm sure you've had a lot of experience 401 00:18:00,461 --> 00:18:01,753 wrangling teenagers, 402 00:18:01,795 --> 00:18:03,795 but I was with the Guardians from day one. 403 00:18:03,836 --> 00:18:05,503 Wow, thanks, Dad. 404 00:18:05,545 --> 00:18:06,961 Maybe if you didn't lose your powers, 405 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,586 you might've been there to help the Guardians 406 00:18:08,628 --> 00:18:10,295 on their last day. 407 00:18:10,336 --> 00:18:11,545 I don't know you yet, 408 00:18:11,586 --> 00:18:13,545 so I'm going to assume that was a joke, 409 00:18:13,586 --> 00:18:14,878 and I don't need to beat your ass 410 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:17,795 until all you wanna do is call me Dad again. 411 00:18:22,128 --> 00:18:23,461 I don't know you either, 412 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,420 but we need a leader we can look in the eye. 413 00:18:25,461 --> 00:18:26,795 Not a bunch of ones and zeros. 414 00:18:26,836 --> 00:18:27,711 No offense. 415 00:18:27,753 --> 00:18:29,878 That's actually super offensive, 416 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,795 so wait, you think you should be in charge? 417 00:18:32,836 --> 00:18:34,503 I am the most experienced. 418 00:18:34,545 --> 00:18:36,878 Yeah, at losing your powers. 419 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:38,378 Didn't I crack that joke already? 420 00:18:38,420 --> 00:18:41,045 Why are we even putting up with this guy? 421 00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:42,586 He wears a suit! 422 00:18:42,628 --> 00:18:44,586 It takes batteries. 423 00:18:44,628 --> 00:18:46,378 Let's just get Eve back in here. 424 00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:48,086 I'm new to this whole team thing, 425 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,045 but I thought it involved teamwork. 426 00:18:50,086 --> 00:18:51,836 As did I. 427 00:18:51,878 --> 00:18:53,170 Call me when you figure it out. 428 00:18:53,211 --> 00:18:54,586 I'll be in the gym. 429 00:18:54,628 --> 00:18:56,628 Me too. 430 00:18:57,711 --> 00:18:59,086 I'll go supervise. 431 00:18:59,128 --> 00:19:00,211 No, you won't! 432 00:19:00,253 --> 00:19:02,378 I can do whatever I like. 433 00:19:04,086 --> 00:19:06,170 Good first day, Robot. 434 00:19:09,711 --> 00:19:12,253 I can't do three combat exercises a day. 435 00:19:12,295 --> 00:19:16,045 I'm on a rather tight timetable to get this team operational. 436 00:19:16,086 --> 00:19:18,336 Whenever I transform, I get younger. 437 00:19:18,378 --> 00:19:21,253 It's part of the curse that gives me my powers. 438 00:19:21,295 --> 00:19:25,003 I don't look it, but I'm 24 years old. 439 00:19:25,045 --> 00:19:26,878 I used to go by Monster Woman, 440 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,670 but it got too hard to explain, so... 441 00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:32,295 if you don't want to start changing my diapers, 442 00:19:32,336 --> 00:19:35,086 three exercises a day are too much for me. 443 00:19:35,128 --> 00:19:36,336 I didn't... 444 00:19:36,378 --> 00:19:38,586 Of course, my apologies. 445 00:19:38,628 --> 00:19:40,336 It must be difficult. 446 00:19:40,378 --> 00:19:43,295 Try having a normal relationship looking like this. 447 00:19:43,336 --> 00:19:44,420 The guys who are interested 448 00:19:44,461 --> 00:19:46,003 are either going through puberty, 449 00:19:46,045 --> 00:19:48,336 or popping up on sex offender registries. 450 00:19:48,378 --> 00:19:49,920 I understand what it's like 451 00:19:49,961 --> 00:19:52,586 for the world to look at you and see one thing, 452 00:19:52,628 --> 00:19:55,086 never knowing the truth of what's inside. 453 00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:57,336 How can you understand? 454 00:19:57,378 --> 00:19:59,795 You're a robot. 455 00:20:02,753 --> 00:20:04,836 Pathetic. 456 00:20:04,878 --> 00:20:06,128 This has gotta go. 457 00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:07,586 Hide this. 458 00:20:07,628 --> 00:20:09,461 Toss this. 459 00:20:09,503 --> 00:20:10,628 What? Stop. 460 00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:13,670 Hey, being a geek is cool now, okay? 461 00:20:13,711 --> 00:20:15,795 So, maybe Amber likes comics, too. 462 00:20:15,836 --> 00:20:16,961 You thought of that? 463 00:20:17,003 --> 00:20:18,003 Ya dick. 464 00:20:18,045 --> 00:20:19,378 I'm not talking about the comics, 465 00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:20,753 I'm talking about the dirty clothes, 466 00:20:20,795 --> 00:20:21,753 the dishes, 467 00:20:21,795 --> 00:20:22,920 the tissues. 468 00:20:24,003 --> 00:20:25,378 Uh... 469 00:20:27,128 --> 00:20:28,086 Better. 470 00:20:28,128 --> 00:20:30,753 Okay, I brought you some homework. 471 00:20:30,795 --> 00:20:31,961 A little Naomi Klein. 472 00:20:32,003 --> 00:20:33,086 A touch of Margaret Atwood. 473 00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:34,420 Some Ta-Nehisi Coates. 474 00:20:34,461 --> 00:20:35,253 I haven't read any of those. 475 00:20:35,295 --> 00:20:37,003 But she has, 476 00:20:37,045 --> 00:20:38,086 so get started. 477 00:20:38,128 --> 00:20:40,545 It'll show Amber you're interested in her. 478 00:20:40,586 --> 00:20:43,295 She's also into spicy foods, stand-up comedy, 479 00:20:43,336 --> 00:20:44,836 and fourth-wave feminism. 480 00:20:44,878 --> 00:20:46,336 What? I read her file. 481 00:20:47,628 --> 00:20:49,545 I asked around at school. 482 00:20:49,586 --> 00:20:52,420 It's just a study date, not a first date. 483 00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:55,461 Mark, every date should feel like a first date. 484 00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:59,378 Mark! Your friend is here! 485 00:21:08,836 --> 00:21:10,753 Go! Out the back way. 486 00:21:10,795 --> 00:21:12,003 You can thank me later when you call me, 487 00:21:12,045 --> 00:21:14,253 and tell me exactly how it all went. 488 00:21:14,295 --> 00:21:16,211 Hi, Mrs. Grayson. I'm Amber. 489 00:21:26,170 --> 00:21:28,753 Um, William said I should read it 490 00:21:28,795 --> 00:21:30,628 to show you that I'm interested- 491 00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:32,003 interesting- 492 00:21:32,045 --> 00:21:33,795 and I will, 493 00:21:33,836 --> 00:21:37,461 but this is more me. 494 00:21:37,503 --> 00:21:38,795 An honest man. 495 00:21:38,836 --> 00:21:40,211 I like that. 496 00:21:40,253 --> 00:21:41,461 So... 497 00:21:41,503 --> 00:21:43,128 you're into comics. 498 00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:44,545 Is it that obvious? 499 00:21:46,295 --> 00:21:47,295 What's your favorite? 500 00:21:47,336 --> 00:21:50,128 Oh, man, I can't pick a favorite, 501 00:21:50,170 --> 00:21:51,586 but... 502 00:21:51,628 --> 00:21:54,878 Ooh, this one is about a guy who's an underwater welder, 503 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,420 and starts seeing ghosts on the bottom of the ocean, 504 00:21:57,461 --> 00:22:00,086 and this one is about a Jack Russell terrier 505 00:22:00,128 --> 00:22:02,211 who's a master of the metaphysical arts. 506 00:22:02,253 --> 00:22:03,461 Seance Dog? 507 00:22:03,503 --> 00:22:04,628 Cool. 508 00:22:04,670 --> 00:22:06,128 You mind if I borrow it? 509 00:22:06,170 --> 00:22:09,128 I mean, just to show you that I'm interested. 510 00:22:09,170 --> 00:22:10,336 Yeah. 511 00:22:10,378 --> 00:22:11,461 Absolutely. 512 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,920 Okay... 513 00:22:18,961 --> 00:22:20,753 don't know who that is. 514 00:22:20,795 --> 00:22:22,836 Um, I figured we should start with global issues, and then... 515 00:22:25,128 --> 00:22:26,378 Sorry. 516 00:22:26,420 --> 00:22:27,836 Must be a robo-call. 517 00:22:27,878 --> 00:22:29,711 Ha, this should do it. 518 00:22:29,753 --> 00:22:32,003 So Ms. Walker says we should focus on the... 519 00:22:34,878 --> 00:22:37,170 I'm gonna run and use your bathroom 520 00:22:37,211 --> 00:22:39,170 while you deal with that. 521 00:22:39,211 --> 00:22:42,336 Yeah, uh, down the hall on the left. 522 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:49,836 Whoa! 523 00:22:49,878 --> 00:22:51,503 Christ almighty. 524 00:22:51,545 --> 00:22:53,003 I didn't think she would ever leave. 525 00:22:53,045 --> 00:22:53,920 Hey! 526 00:22:53,961 --> 00:22:54,753 Oh, what are you... 527 00:22:54,795 --> 00:22:56,295 How did you know Amber... 528 00:22:56,336 --> 00:22:58,045 Are you spying on me? 529 00:22:58,086 --> 00:22:59,586 You wanna be a super hero, right? 530 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,128 Fame, glory, get the pretty gal? 531 00:23:02,170 --> 00:23:05,211 I mean, that's sexist, but okay. 532 00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:07,586 Well, then, the whole concept of personal privacy 533 00:23:07,628 --> 00:23:09,003 or me time? 534 00:23:09,045 --> 00:23:10,295 That's out the window. 535 00:23:10,336 --> 00:23:14,295 When the world needs you, you answer your goddamn phone! 536 00:23:14,336 --> 00:23:16,128 Don't worry, she hasn't flushed yet. 537 00:23:16,170 --> 00:23:17,878 I don't even work for you! 538 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,128 And you never will, 539 00:23:19,170 --> 00:23:21,045 not unless you show a little respect, 540 00:23:21,086 --> 00:23:23,878 and decide if you want to be a superhero or not. 541 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:24,961 Right now? 542 00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:27,295 Yes, Mark, right now. 543 00:23:27,336 --> 00:23:28,628 Okay, yes. 544 00:23:28,670 --> 00:23:30,711 I want to help. 545 00:23:30,753 --> 00:23:31,878 What's the problem? 546 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,461 Rogue supervillain. 547 00:23:33,503 --> 00:23:34,378 Public in danger. 548 00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:35,336 Eve's already en route. 549 00:23:35,378 --> 00:23:36,878 Here, so we can talk on the go. 550 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,545 Eve's gonna be there? 551 00:23:38,586 --> 00:23:40,586 Oh, did that just sweeten the deal? 552 00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:42,045 What? No. 553 00:23:42,086 --> 00:23:43,128 I mean, um... 554 00:23:43,170 --> 00:23:44,295 Where? 555 00:23:44,336 --> 00:23:46,253 Where is this... at? 556 00:23:46,295 --> 00:23:47,586 Mount Rushmore. 557 00:23:48,795 --> 00:23:50,961 Okay. 558 00:23:51,003 --> 00:23:52,545 What state is that again? 559 00:23:52,586 --> 00:23:55,878 What do they teach you kids in school these days? 560 00:23:57,378 --> 00:23:58,920 Who were you talking to? 561 00:23:58,961 --> 00:24:00,211 Oh, um... 562 00:24:00,253 --> 00:24:02,711 Yeah, the thing with the, uh, the phone, it's, um... 563 00:24:02,753 --> 00:24:04,253 It was a friend of my dad's, 564 00:24:04,295 --> 00:24:06,378 and, uh... I forgot I'd promised 565 00:24:06,420 --> 00:24:10,336 I'd help him with this thing, um... 566 00:24:10,378 --> 00:24:11,836 Now? 567 00:24:14,336 --> 00:24:16,545 How's it going in here? 568 00:24:16,586 --> 00:24:18,628 I brought snacks. 569 00:24:19,753 --> 00:24:22,003 South Dakota. 570 00:24:22,045 --> 00:24:24,836 We know where Mount Rushmore is, Cecil. 571 00:24:24,878 --> 00:24:26,211 I wouldn't be asking for your help, 572 00:24:26,253 --> 00:24:29,211 but Omni-Man's dealing with a kaiju ten time zones away, 573 00:24:29,253 --> 00:24:30,711 and the new Guardians are a shit show, 574 00:24:30,753 --> 00:24:32,378 so here we are. 575 00:24:32,420 --> 00:24:33,795 Target is Doc Seismic. 576 00:24:33,836 --> 00:24:35,711 He has a Ph.D. in seismology, 577 00:24:35,753 --> 00:24:37,711 so the doc thing, that's legit. 578 00:24:37,753 --> 00:24:40,086 Problem is, he made himself a pair of earthquake gloves. 579 00:24:40,128 --> 00:24:41,420 What's he want? 580 00:24:41,461 --> 00:24:42,795 Even he doesn't seem to know. 581 00:24:42,836 --> 00:24:44,378 Working theory says brain damage 582 00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:46,003 from a side effect of those gloves. 583 00:24:46,045 --> 00:24:48,670 He basically gets a concussion every time he uses them. 584 00:24:49,961 --> 00:24:51,503 So your basic mad scientist deal. 585 00:24:51,545 --> 00:24:52,545 Have fun, kids, 586 00:24:52,586 --> 00:24:53,795 and try to remember, 587 00:24:53,836 --> 00:24:55,878 that's a national treasure down there. 588 00:25:08,253 --> 00:25:13,295 You've come to pray at this obscene monument? 589 00:25:13,336 --> 00:25:15,628 They were oppressors! 590 00:25:15,670 --> 00:25:16,795 Racists! 591 00:25:16,836 --> 00:25:18,378 Slave owners! 592 00:25:18,420 --> 00:25:22,003 I give you a new god worthy of worship! 593 00:25:22,045 --> 00:25:25,086 Bow before Doc Seismic! 594 00:25:26,086 --> 00:25:27,128 Rah! 595 00:25:27,170 --> 00:25:27,961 Hah! 596 00:25:34,961 --> 00:25:36,836 Run! This way! 597 00:25:38,586 --> 00:25:40,003 Hurry! Hurry! 598 00:25:43,295 --> 00:25:45,920 The great emancipator? 599 00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:48,461 He'll emancipate you... 600 00:25:48,503 --> 00:25:50,295 from your lives! 601 00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:54,461 Wow, man, 602 00:25:54,503 --> 00:25:56,253 I'm still working on my one-liners, 603 00:25:56,295 --> 00:25:59,086 but that one is really bad. 604 00:26:05,628 --> 00:26:06,503 Ha ha! 605 00:26:06,545 --> 00:26:09,545 That's how you get ahead in life. 606 00:26:09,586 --> 00:26:11,378 See, it's not quite there, it's not there. 607 00:26:11,420 --> 00:26:13,545 No argument from me. 608 00:26:13,586 --> 00:26:15,170 Now die! 609 00:26:17,378 --> 00:26:19,170 Ah, thanks. 610 00:26:19,211 --> 00:26:20,461 Anytime. 611 00:26:20,503 --> 00:26:21,753 We need to take out his gloves. 612 00:26:21,795 --> 00:26:23,003 Those aren't gloves. 613 00:26:23,045 --> 00:26:24,253 Gloves have fingers. 614 00:26:24,295 --> 00:26:25,461 They're more, uh... 615 00:26:25,503 --> 00:26:26,961 earthquake bracelets? 616 00:26:27,003 --> 00:26:29,378 Ha! You're wearing earthquake bracelets! 617 00:26:29,420 --> 00:26:30,795 H'yah! 618 00:26:33,836 --> 00:26:37,753 Y'ah! 619 00:26:39,086 --> 00:26:39,920 Y'ah! 620 00:26:50,003 --> 00:26:52,795 You should be on my side! 621 00:26:52,836 --> 00:26:55,295 We could tear down the old power structure, 622 00:26:55,336 --> 00:26:57,128 build a new order! 623 00:26:57,170 --> 00:26:59,670 I mean, look at the costume they've got you in. 624 00:26:59,711 --> 00:27:02,503 Talk about pandering to gender roles. 625 00:27:02,545 --> 00:27:04,628 I designed my own costume, 626 00:27:04,670 --> 00:27:07,045 and I thought your doctorate was in seismology? 627 00:27:07,086 --> 00:27:08,878 Undergrad in sociology and women's studies. 628 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:09,920 I had a minor in African Dance, 629 00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:11,420 but enough politics! 630 00:27:13,545 --> 00:27:14,670 H'wah! 631 00:27:19,211 --> 00:27:20,586 - Oh... 632 00:27:24,961 --> 00:27:27,170 - Whoa! - Oh! 633 00:27:49,670 --> 00:27:50,795 Mark! 634 00:27:58,170 --> 00:27:59,170 Shit! 635 00:28:10,211 --> 00:28:11,545 Bah! 636 00:28:27,170 --> 00:28:28,878 Oof! Oh... 637 00:28:34,336 --> 00:28:35,295 Thank you. 638 00:28:35,336 --> 00:28:36,420 Don't mention it. 639 00:28:39,128 --> 00:28:41,170 Eve! Eve! 640 00:28:46,170 --> 00:28:47,170 Eve! 641 00:28:47,211 --> 00:28:48,670 Invincible! 642 00:28:50,961 --> 00:28:51,753 I got you. 643 00:28:51,795 --> 00:28:52,628 He's slipping. 644 00:28:52,670 --> 00:28:54,211 Ah, God dammit. 645 00:28:54,253 --> 00:28:57,378 I should have spent more time working on the jet pack! 646 00:29:02,711 --> 00:29:03,503 H'ah! 647 00:29:03,545 --> 00:29:04,711 Ugh! 648 00:29:09,836 --> 00:29:11,336 Look out! 649 00:29:22,961 --> 00:29:25,003 Wow, that guy is toast. 650 00:29:25,045 --> 00:29:26,086 Oh, I see, 651 00:29:26,128 --> 00:29:28,503 so, like, none of these sound good, huh? 652 00:29:28,545 --> 00:29:30,128 Oh, crap, I gotta go! 653 00:29:30,170 --> 00:29:31,378 I-I'll talk to you later, Eve! 654 00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:32,878 Thanks! 655 00:29:33,795 --> 00:29:36,628 You're welcome. 656 00:29:40,961 --> 00:29:43,545 Whoa, slow down. What's up? 657 00:29:43,586 --> 00:29:45,753 Cecil asked me to save Mount Rushmore, 658 00:29:45,795 --> 00:29:47,045 but I left Amber waiting in the room so I gotta... 659 00:29:47,086 --> 00:29:48,586 You left a girl in your room 660 00:29:48,628 --> 00:29:50,545 while you flew off to deal with a crisis? 661 00:29:50,586 --> 00:29:51,878 Mm-hmm. 662 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:52,753 Good. 663 00:29:52,795 --> 00:29:55,545 I mean, not good for her, but good. 664 00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:57,670 That's the tricky part of the job, 665 00:29:57,711 --> 00:30:01,961 balancing what you wanna do, with what you need to do. 666 00:30:02,003 --> 00:30:03,545 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 667 00:30:03,586 --> 00:30:07,045 Remember, you're not just a superhero, Mark. 668 00:30:07,086 --> 00:30:10,211 You're a Viltrumite. 669 00:30:10,253 --> 00:30:16,086 We have... responsibilities that normal humans don't. 670 00:30:16,128 --> 00:30:17,628 Right. 671 00:30:17,670 --> 00:30:18,753 Yeah, thanks. 672 00:30:18,795 --> 00:30:20,836 Hey, one last piece of fatherly advice, okay? 673 00:30:20,878 --> 00:30:23,503 You might wanna change. 674 00:30:23,545 --> 00:30:25,336 Oh, crap. 675 00:30:26,461 --> 00:30:28,128 Dad, you got a little... 676 00:30:28,170 --> 00:30:29,420 here. 677 00:30:37,086 --> 00:30:40,045 I am so sorry. 678 00:30:40,086 --> 00:30:42,003 I've been sitting here for an hour. 679 00:30:42,045 --> 00:30:43,295 I know. 680 00:30:43,336 --> 00:30:45,253 Uh... Oh, that's a good one. 681 00:30:45,295 --> 00:30:47,128 What'd you- what'd you think? 682 00:30:47,170 --> 00:30:49,211 Why did you even agree to hang out 683 00:30:49,253 --> 00:30:51,420 if you weren't gonna hang out? 684 00:30:51,461 --> 00:30:53,253 I do want to hang out. 685 00:30:53,295 --> 00:30:54,836 I just didn't think that... 686 00:30:54,878 --> 00:30:57,336 Could've fooled me. 687 00:30:57,378 --> 00:31:00,253 I don't even know why I came. 688 00:31:00,295 --> 00:31:02,503 Okay, then, why did you come? 689 00:31:02,545 --> 00:31:05,086 You didn't even know I existed until I stood up to Todd. 690 00:31:06,170 --> 00:31:07,253 For the record, 691 00:31:07,295 --> 00:31:09,003 Todd kicked your ass. 692 00:31:09,045 --> 00:31:11,086 For the record, 693 00:31:11,128 --> 00:31:13,795 that's absolutely true. 694 00:31:13,836 --> 00:31:16,253 I've had guys throw punches for me before, 695 00:31:16,295 --> 00:31:19,086 but you're the first one who stood there and took 'em. 696 00:31:19,128 --> 00:31:20,253 Twice. 697 00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:24,128 I wanted to know the kind of guy that would do that. 698 00:31:24,170 --> 00:31:25,420 An idiot? 699 00:31:25,461 --> 00:31:26,545 Maybe. 700 00:31:26,586 --> 00:31:28,128 Maybe not. 701 00:31:28,170 --> 00:31:30,420 So, what now, hmm? 702 00:31:30,461 --> 00:31:31,836 I finished all the review questions 703 00:31:31,878 --> 00:31:35,045 while you were off saving the world or whatever. 704 00:31:35,086 --> 00:31:37,461 It's big, sir. 705 00:31:40,586 --> 00:31:41,920 Really big. 706 00:31:41,961 --> 00:31:44,670 First time I've seen Omni-Man on the ropes like that. 707 00:31:46,003 --> 00:31:49,086 Also, it might not be dead. 708 00:31:49,128 --> 00:31:50,045 Huh. 709 00:31:50,086 --> 00:31:51,253 Put it on ice. 710 00:31:51,295 --> 00:31:52,336 You never know when something like that 711 00:31:52,378 --> 00:31:53,836 might come in handy. 712 00:31:53,878 --> 00:31:54,920 Yes, sir. 713 00:31:58,003 --> 00:32:00,045 Oh, good God! 714 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,628 Calamari for dinner? 715 00:32:04,128 --> 00:32:06,170 Get that off my counter! 716 00:32:06,211 --> 00:32:07,836 Aw, you sure? 717 00:32:07,878 --> 00:32:10,170 It's considered a delicacy in some places, 718 00:32:10,211 --> 00:32:12,295 and an aphrodisiac. 719 00:32:12,336 --> 00:32:14,128 Like you need it. 720 00:32:15,420 --> 00:32:16,461 Did you call Cecil? 721 00:32:16,503 --> 00:32:18,461 About putting some protection on the house. 722 00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:19,795 I was kinda busy. 723 00:32:19,836 --> 00:32:20,795 Nolan... 724 00:32:20,836 --> 00:32:22,378 Yeah, I'll take care of it. 725 00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:23,461 Thank you. 726 00:32:23,503 --> 00:32:24,878 Hey, don't forget 727 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,461 I just took down a freakin' kaiju 728 00:32:26,503 --> 00:32:28,003 and saved the world. 729 00:32:28,045 --> 00:32:30,045 Your husband's a badass. 730 00:32:30,086 --> 00:32:33,211 Yeah, well, you're not the only badass in this family. 731 00:32:33,253 --> 00:32:37,170 I sold a house today that had a double homicide. 732 00:32:37,211 --> 00:32:39,086 I told them lightning never strikes twice. 733 00:32:41,253 --> 00:32:43,586 Are you seriously gonna put that on the grill? 734 00:33:25,836 --> 00:33:28,253 Surprise! 735 00:33:28,295 --> 00:33:29,878 Look, 736 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:30,878 I screwed up, Eve. 737 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,420 I know I did, I just... 738 00:33:32,461 --> 00:33:34,586 I just, I don't know why I keep doing this. 739 00:33:34,628 --> 00:33:35,920 I don't want to. 740 00:33:35,961 --> 00:33:37,336 You know that, right? 741 00:33:37,378 --> 00:33:38,836 You know I love you. 742 00:33:38,878 --> 00:33:40,503 I know... 743 00:33:40,545 --> 00:33:42,920 but that wasn't an apology, Rex. 744 00:33:42,961 --> 00:33:44,170 You're right. 745 00:33:44,211 --> 00:33:45,503 I'm sorry. 746 00:33:45,545 --> 00:33:47,253 Look, give me a do-over, 747 00:33:47,295 --> 00:33:48,461 just this one time. 748 00:33:48,503 --> 00:33:49,503 I'll be better. 749 00:33:49,545 --> 00:33:50,920 I-I promise. 750 00:33:50,961 --> 00:33:53,920 Good luck with the new team, Rex. 751 00:33:59,503 --> 00:34:00,836 Fuck. 752 00:34:16,878 --> 00:34:19,670 Good for you, Mark. 753 00:34:46,878 --> 00:34:48,586 Chow time. 754 00:34:53,211 --> 00:34:54,503 You know the drill. 755 00:34:55,878 --> 00:34:57,795 Ah, Thursday. 756 00:34:57,836 --> 00:34:59,670 Chicken pot pie. 757 00:34:59,711 --> 00:35:00,836 Everybody's favorite. 758 00:35:02,545 --> 00:35:03,795 Stay back from the door. 759 00:35:20,336 --> 00:35:22,253 Stay back from the door. 760 00:35:27,336 --> 00:35:28,545 Huh? 761 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,170 Shit. 762 00:35:32,211 --> 00:35:33,086 Ah! 763 00:35:33,128 --> 00:35:35,753 Ah, sorry, Pete. 764 00:35:56,628 --> 00:35:57,545 Hmm... 765 00:36:00,545 --> 00:36:01,753 Damn. 766 00:36:01,795 --> 00:36:03,336 Chicken pot pie night. 767 00:36:07,295 --> 00:36:09,128 Mm... 768 00:36:15,128 --> 00:36:16,170 How? 769 00:36:16,211 --> 00:36:17,670 Obvious. 770 00:36:17,711 --> 00:36:19,336 As the original article, 771 00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:21,170 my intellect's undiluted 772 00:36:21,211 --> 00:36:23,545 by the cloning process that created you. 773 00:36:23,586 --> 00:36:26,211 Oh, please. 774 00:36:26,253 --> 00:36:27,545 Just open the door. 775 00:36:29,253 --> 00:36:30,586 Say it. 776 00:36:30,628 --> 00:36:35,503 You cheap, genetically inferior knock-off... 777 00:36:35,545 --> 00:36:36,670 Say it, 778 00:36:36,711 --> 00:36:39,461 or stay here forever. 779 00:36:43,128 --> 00:36:45,420 I'm the clone. 780 00:36:45,461 --> 00:36:47,045 Yes, you are. 781 00:36:48,045 --> 00:36:50,503 This way. 782 00:37:21,295 --> 00:37:23,128 Clear a path. 783 00:37:46,836 --> 00:37:50,503 We have a benefactor, it seems. 784 00:38:14,253 --> 00:38:15,420 Huh? 785 00:38:15,461 --> 00:38:19,295 Multi-phased fusion generator in the 30-megawatt range. 786 00:38:21,336 --> 00:38:22,878 What now? 787 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,045 I'm surprised you don't see it, 788 00:38:25,086 --> 00:38:27,461 you being the original and all. 789 00:38:52,461 --> 00:38:54,670 I'd say I'll miss you, brother... 790 00:38:56,045 --> 00:38:59,045 but I can always make another one. 791 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,795 So, give me an update. 792 00:39:09,836 --> 00:39:12,045 You get my team ready for the deep end yet? 793 00:39:13,795 --> 00:39:15,211 We still have work to do, 794 00:39:15,253 --> 00:39:17,461 but I feel confident in the progress 795 00:39:17,503 --> 00:39:19,503 we've made today. 796 00:39:44,961 --> 00:39:46,295 My apologies. 797 00:39:46,336 --> 00:39:49,295 Didn't mean to scare. 798 00:39:49,336 --> 00:39:50,961 What are you doing in my house? 799 00:39:51,003 --> 00:39:54,045 Seeking... information. 800 00:39:54,086 --> 00:39:55,670 Clues. 801 00:39:55,711 --> 00:39:57,045 Answers. 802 00:39:57,086 --> 00:39:58,461 Answers to what? 803 00:39:58,503 --> 00:40:01,086 That night, the massacre. 804 00:40:01,128 --> 00:40:03,545 Still not clear to me. 805 00:40:03,586 --> 00:40:05,378 I don't know what you're talking about. 806 00:40:05,420 --> 00:40:06,545 You need to leave now. 807 00:40:06,586 --> 00:40:07,920 Seven dead. 808 00:40:07,961 --> 00:40:09,128 One alive. 809 00:40:09,170 --> 00:40:10,961 Your husband. 810 00:40:11,003 --> 00:40:14,378 Was hoping you could make that piece fit. 811 00:40:14,420 --> 00:40:16,211 Well, you'll have to ask him. 812 00:40:16,253 --> 00:40:17,045 Did. 813 00:40:17,086 --> 00:40:18,795 Answers were... 814 00:40:18,836 --> 00:40:21,295 unsatisfactory. 815 00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:22,795 Why do you care? 816 00:40:22,836 --> 00:40:24,795 Escaped from hell. 817 00:40:24,836 --> 00:40:28,336 Seek justice for others to save own soul. 818 00:40:28,378 --> 00:40:30,211 Husband told you nothing? 819 00:40:30,253 --> 00:40:32,836 Not a whisper to soothe your fears? 820 00:40:32,878 --> 00:40:34,086 No. 821 00:40:34,128 --> 00:40:35,003 He didn't say anything. 822 00:40:35,045 --> 00:40:37,461 Hmm... 823 00:40:37,503 --> 00:40:39,420 You have a lovely home. 824 00:40:39,461 --> 00:40:41,086 Debbie? 825 00:40:41,128 --> 00:40:42,253 You all right? 826 00:40:42,295 --> 00:40:44,586 I thought I heard something. 827 00:40:47,128 --> 00:40:48,836 I'm fine. 828 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,045 I was just coming to bed. 829 00:40:56,503 --> 00:41:06,503 - Official Movie downloading site: msmoviesbd.com -