1 00:00:18,706 --> 00:00:20,290 It's about time. 2 00:00:20,331 --> 00:00:22,206 Try it a little more like this. 3 00:00:23,498 --> 00:00:25,206 Did you maybe push too far? 4 00:00:25,248 --> 00:00:26,331 Are you questioning me? 5 00:00:30,581 --> 00:00:32,665 No one else at scene of murders, 6 00:00:32,706 --> 00:00:34,123 only Omni-Man. 7 00:00:34,165 --> 00:00:36,540 Put an A-6 surveillance team on the Graysons. 8 00:00:36,581 --> 00:00:38,261 I was thinking finals are coming up, 9 00:00:38,290 --> 00:00:39,849 maybe we could go over everything together. 10 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:40,665 Works for me. 11 00:00:40,706 --> 00:00:41,915 Today, 12 00:00:41,956 --> 00:00:44,206 we have lost Titans. 13 00:00:44,248 --> 00:00:46,206 It is my pleasure to introduce 14 00:00:46,248 --> 00:00:47,831 the new Guardians of the Globe. 15 00:00:49,790 --> 00:00:52,415 We have a benefactor, it seems. 16 00:00:52,456 --> 00:00:53,956 I'd say I'll miss you, brother, 17 00:00:53,998 --> 00:00:56,290 but I can always make another one. 18 00:00:56,331 --> 00:00:57,873 What are you doing in my house? 19 00:00:57,915 --> 00:00:59,123 Seeking clues. 20 00:00:59,165 --> 00:01:00,748 Answers. 21 00:01:00,790 --> 00:01:01,706 Debbie? 22 00:01:01,748 --> 00:01:02,706 You all right? 23 00:01:02,748 --> 00:01:04,040 I'm fine. 24 00:01:44,456 --> 00:01:47,415 Your men are too slow. 25 00:01:47,456 --> 00:01:50,748 The desert is unforgiving, Zaeim. 26 00:01:50,790 --> 00:01:54,790 Heh, not as much as what's under it. 27 00:01:58,373 --> 00:01:59,165 Move. 28 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:00,331 Out of my way! 29 00:02:28,456 --> 00:02:30,415 Master... 30 00:02:30,456 --> 00:02:33,248 soon, you will once again teach this world 31 00:02:33,290 --> 00:02:35,873 what it means to truly suffer. 32 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:54,123 Help me! 33 00:02:54,165 --> 00:02:55,290 My God... 34 00:02:55,331 --> 00:02:57,998 he's resurrecting Ka-Hor. 35 00:03:11,790 --> 00:03:14,248 Gain some altitude! 36 00:03:14,290 --> 00:03:15,998 You're messing up the desert. 37 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:16,873 Huh? 38 00:03:18,748 --> 00:03:20,623 Uh... sorry. 39 00:03:23,665 --> 00:03:25,165 And pick up the pace. 40 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:26,581 You need to push yourself 41 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,540 if you want to build speed and endurance. 42 00:03:28,581 --> 00:03:30,790 I can't believe I still have to exercise. 43 00:03:30,831 --> 00:03:34,373 What, you thought being a Viltrumite was easy? 44 00:03:36,081 --> 00:03:37,748 Show off. 45 00:03:37,790 --> 00:03:39,748 Whoa! 46 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:42,331 Whoa, whoa! 47 00:03:47,623 --> 00:03:49,206 Okay, okay, 48 00:03:49,248 --> 00:03:50,331 let's take a break. 49 00:03:50,373 --> 00:03:51,498 Now you're talking. 50 00:03:51,540 --> 00:03:53,665 Last one to Mount Everest does the dishes for a week. 51 00:03:53,706 --> 00:03:54,706 Go! 52 00:03:55,873 --> 00:03:57,165 Yeah! 53 00:03:58,165 --> 00:04:00,206 Wait... where's Mount Everest? 54 00:04:00,248 --> 00:04:02,748 It's the high one! 55 00:04:15,498 --> 00:04:16,498 Whoa! 56 00:04:21,831 --> 00:04:23,581 Take deep breaths, buddy. 57 00:04:23,623 --> 00:04:25,290 The air's thin up here. 58 00:04:25,331 --> 00:04:27,415 No... kidding... 59 00:04:29,373 --> 00:04:30,498 What the fuck? 60 00:04:30,540 --> 00:04:31,873 Hi. Sorry. It's okay. 61 00:04:31,915 --> 00:04:32,915 I'm... 62 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:40,040 Sometimes, I forget 63 00:04:40,081 --> 00:04:41,665 how beautiful this planet can be. 64 00:04:41,706 --> 00:04:43,665 Too bad the human race 65 00:04:43,706 --> 00:04:45,998 is hell-bent on destroying it. 66 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,081 Good thing they got us, right? 67 00:04:48,123 --> 00:04:51,081 Huh. Yeah, I guess. 68 00:04:51,123 --> 00:04:53,498 So, is Viltrum that different? 69 00:04:53,540 --> 00:04:54,956 Oh, it's very different. 70 00:04:54,998 --> 00:04:57,456 We've ended wars all over the universe, 71 00:04:57,498 --> 00:05:00,290 brought peace to thousands of galaxies, 72 00:05:00,331 --> 00:05:02,790 lifted alien races out of the mud 73 00:05:02,831 --> 00:05:04,248 and into the future. 74 00:05:04,290 --> 00:05:06,415 It's why I'm here on Earth. 75 00:05:06,456 --> 00:05:07,873 It's why you're here. 76 00:05:07,915 --> 00:05:09,266 I still can't believe you left everything 77 00:05:09,290 --> 00:05:10,206 to come help a planet 78 00:05:10,248 --> 00:05:11,498 you'd never even seen before. 79 00:05:11,540 --> 00:05:12,831 I told you, I was part of the... 80 00:05:12,873 --> 00:05:13,974 world betterment committee. 81 00:05:13,998 --> 00:05:15,165 Yeah, I know, 82 00:05:15,206 --> 00:05:17,081 but that's still not a reason. 83 00:05:19,123 --> 00:05:22,748 Well, when your grandparents died, 84 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:26,456 I was lost for a long time. 85 00:05:26,498 --> 00:05:29,456 They were the only family I had. 86 00:05:29,498 --> 00:05:31,540 Coming here felt like a chance 87 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:34,165 to build something new. 88 00:05:34,206 --> 00:05:35,498 You mean, like with Mom? 89 00:05:36,623 --> 00:05:39,081 Yeah, your mom changed everything. 90 00:05:39,123 --> 00:05:42,540 She turned this place from a job to a home. 91 00:05:42,581 --> 00:05:44,748 Then you came along and changed it all again. 92 00:05:44,790 --> 00:05:45,748 Huh. 93 00:05:45,790 --> 00:05:47,540 I don't know if I could do that. 94 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:48,498 Do what? 95 00:05:48,540 --> 00:05:49,665 Leave everything behind. 96 00:05:49,706 --> 00:05:52,873 Hey, keeping the universe safe, 97 00:05:52,915 --> 00:05:55,665 living up to our people's heritage, 98 00:05:55,706 --> 00:05:57,748 it takes sacrifice, Mark. 99 00:05:57,790 --> 00:05:59,665 That's what I'm trying to teach you. 100 00:05:59,706 --> 00:06:01,665 Sure. I get that. 101 00:06:02,873 --> 00:06:03,998 Okay. 102 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,248 All right, one more round, huh? 103 00:06:05,290 --> 00:06:07,099 Last one home takes out the garbage for a month... 104 00:06:07,123 --> 00:06:08,331 Ha, ha, ha! 105 00:06:08,373 --> 00:06:09,373 Ha... 106 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:16,206 Ah, man... 107 00:06:17,123 --> 00:06:18,331 Lies! 108 00:06:18,373 --> 00:06:20,165 The GDA are snakes. 109 00:06:20,206 --> 00:06:21,415 They don't care about us, 110 00:06:21,456 --> 00:06:22,665 or my poor Josef. 111 00:06:22,706 --> 00:06:23,498 Olga... 112 00:06:23,540 --> 00:06:24,498 No Olga. 113 00:06:24,540 --> 00:06:26,123 I am Russian, my dear, 114 00:06:26,165 --> 00:06:27,623 I know how governments work, 115 00:06:27,665 --> 00:06:29,498 and yours is no different. 116 00:06:29,540 --> 00:06:30,915 Cecil's searching for the killer... 117 00:06:30,956 --> 00:06:32,248 Is he? 118 00:06:32,290 --> 00:06:33,498 No one is in jail. 119 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:34,831 No one is on the news. 120 00:06:34,873 --> 00:06:36,331 They know who did this, 121 00:06:36,373 --> 00:06:37,498 and they don't care. 122 00:06:37,540 --> 00:06:39,248 Why wouldn't they care? 123 00:06:39,290 --> 00:06:41,182 I don't know, but I can tell when people are lying, 124 00:06:41,206 --> 00:06:43,623 and people are lying about this, 125 00:06:43,665 --> 00:06:45,373 which is why I'm moving back to Moscow, 126 00:06:45,415 --> 00:06:46,790 to my family. 127 00:06:46,831 --> 00:06:48,790 You can help me sell my house. 128 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:52,790 Uh, yes, absolutely. 129 00:06:53,998 --> 00:06:55,498 Olga... 130 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,415 Did Josef ever lie to you? 131 00:06:57,456 --> 00:06:58,665 Of course, 132 00:06:58,706 --> 00:06:59,956 all heroes do, 133 00:06:59,998 --> 00:07:03,123 but I only made the mistake of believing him once. 134 00:07:03,165 --> 00:07:04,206 When he told me 135 00:07:04,248 --> 00:07:08,081 everything was going to be fine. 136 00:08:07,706 --> 00:08:08,790 Boy, I am going to love 137 00:08:08,831 --> 00:08:10,415 not taking out the garbage for a month. 138 00:08:10,456 --> 00:08:12,331 Yeah, yeah, quit rubbing it in. 139 00:08:12,373 --> 00:08:14,206 So, I spent all day 140 00:08:14,248 --> 00:08:16,915 teaching our son to break the sound barrier. 141 00:08:16,956 --> 00:08:18,790 Turns out the only motivation he needed 142 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,748 was getting ready for a hot date. 143 00:08:20,790 --> 00:08:21,581 A date? Hold up. 144 00:08:21,623 --> 00:08:23,248 Tell me everything. 145 00:08:23,290 --> 00:08:24,290 It's not a date. 146 00:08:24,331 --> 00:08:25,599 Amber and I are just hanging out. 147 00:08:25,623 --> 00:08:27,165 Hanging out? Wow. 148 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:29,498 Try not to sweep the girl off her feet too much. 149 00:08:29,540 --> 00:08:30,956 Guess where they're going? 150 00:08:30,998 --> 00:08:31,873 Out. 151 00:08:31,915 --> 00:08:33,165 Ooh, out. 152 00:08:33,206 --> 00:08:34,665 Every woman's favorite destination 153 00:08:34,706 --> 00:08:35,665 for a romantic evening. 154 00:08:35,706 --> 00:08:37,498 I don't even know what we're doing. 155 00:08:37,540 --> 00:08:38,665 She planned the whole thing. 156 00:08:38,706 --> 00:08:39,915 Oh, a take-charge girl. 157 00:08:39,956 --> 00:08:40,915 I like that. 158 00:08:40,956 --> 00:08:42,040 Are you both finished? 159 00:08:42,081 --> 00:08:44,206 'Cause I have six time zones to wash off. 160 00:08:45,290 --> 00:08:47,290 What say we go out, too, huh? 161 00:08:47,331 --> 00:08:49,998 Can't let a couple of teenagers show us up. 162 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:52,831 Olga wants me to sell her house. 163 00:08:52,873 --> 00:08:55,831 Ah, the poor woman's barely holding it together. 164 00:08:55,873 --> 00:08:58,748 She thinks there's a conspiracy around the murders. 165 00:08:58,790 --> 00:09:00,081 Ah, she needs to quit drinking. 166 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,081 Nolan... 167 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:02,498 What? 168 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:04,206 You remember last year's Christmas party. 169 00:09:04,248 --> 00:09:06,248 She was a wreck. 170 00:09:10,956 --> 00:09:12,623 Mm... 171 00:09:12,665 --> 00:09:15,248 This is, like, all the best desserts in one. 172 00:09:15,290 --> 00:09:16,581 Right? 173 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:18,682 I ate way too many of them in the Philippines last summer. 174 00:09:18,706 --> 00:09:19,790 What were you doing there? 175 00:09:19,831 --> 00:09:21,123 Helping build schools. 176 00:09:21,165 --> 00:09:23,415 It was one of those group volunteer things. 177 00:09:23,456 --> 00:09:24,290 Wow. 178 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:25,331 How was that? 179 00:09:25,373 --> 00:09:26,831 It felt so good, 180 00:09:26,873 --> 00:09:28,790 and it just made me realize 181 00:09:28,831 --> 00:09:30,040 that we're in a total bubble 182 00:09:30,081 --> 00:09:32,790 that keeps us from seeing what the world's actually like. 183 00:09:32,831 --> 00:09:33,665 How about you? 184 00:09:33,706 --> 00:09:34,665 You done any traveling? 185 00:09:34,706 --> 00:09:36,581 Uh, well... 186 00:09:36,623 --> 00:09:38,248 I've been to Mount Everest. 187 00:09:38,290 --> 00:09:39,081 What? 188 00:09:39,123 --> 00:09:40,040 You're kidding. 189 00:09:40,081 --> 00:09:41,748 No, I, uh, visited with my dad. 190 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,081 A father-son trip thing. 191 00:09:43,123 --> 00:09:44,540 That's unbelievable. 192 00:09:44,581 --> 00:09:45,748 How did you like Nepal? 193 00:09:45,790 --> 00:09:46,807 Or did you go through China? 194 00:09:46,831 --> 00:09:47,831 Uh... 195 00:09:48,790 --> 00:09:50,831 Wow, those are cool... 196 00:09:50,873 --> 00:09:52,165 boxes. 197 00:09:52,206 --> 00:09:53,206 They're called "bauls." 198 00:09:53,248 --> 00:09:55,415 Um, "b-a-u-l" baul. 199 00:09:56,623 --> 00:09:58,141 I wanted to bring one home from the Philippines, 200 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,540 but they don't exactly fit in a backpack. 201 00:10:00,581 --> 00:10:01,831 Maybe this is your lucky... 202 00:10:03,456 --> 00:10:06,623 Oh, my God, look at how cute those are. 203 00:10:06,665 --> 00:10:08,873 Those are rice separators. 204 00:10:08,915 --> 00:10:11,623 And so reasonably priced. 205 00:10:12,623 --> 00:10:13,831 Thanks. 206 00:10:13,873 --> 00:10:16,790 Just imagine all the rice you're gonna separate now. 207 00:10:16,831 --> 00:10:18,831 What exactly do you separate it from? 208 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:27,206 Wondered if you'd come. 209 00:10:27,248 --> 00:10:29,206 You were in my house. 210 00:10:29,248 --> 00:10:31,706 You frightened my wife. 211 00:10:31,748 --> 00:10:34,123 You murdered seven people. 212 00:10:34,165 --> 00:10:35,581 Maybe it was you. 213 00:10:35,623 --> 00:10:37,748 Maybe you came to finish the job you started 214 00:10:37,790 --> 00:10:39,081 with the Guardians. 215 00:10:39,123 --> 00:10:40,665 You're the demon after all. 216 00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:41,831 Hmm... 217 00:10:41,873 --> 00:10:45,831 and demons know evil when they see it. 218 00:10:45,873 --> 00:10:47,456 If you threaten my family again 219 00:10:47,498 --> 00:10:49,748 with your conspiracy theory bullshit... 220 00:10:49,790 --> 00:10:51,998 You'll kill me? 221 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,165 I won't have to. 222 00:10:53,206 --> 00:10:54,557 Who do you think they're gonna believe? 223 00:10:54,581 --> 00:10:55,998 Me or you. 224 00:11:01,415 --> 00:11:03,290 Won't give up, Nolan. 225 00:11:03,331 --> 00:11:04,873 Can't hide truth. 226 00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:07,373 Wife already suspects. 227 00:11:07,415 --> 00:11:10,956 How long until son does, too? 228 00:11:12,748 --> 00:11:14,165 Go fuck yourself, Darkblood. 229 00:11:26,790 --> 00:11:28,831 This'll do. 230 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:20,956 There you are. 231 00:12:41,165 --> 00:12:43,456 Hello, brother. 232 00:12:43,498 --> 00:12:45,706 You must be hungry. 233 00:12:55,748 --> 00:12:57,373 See you soon. 234 00:13:00,498 --> 00:13:01,706 Hey, Tin-man! 235 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,581 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, were you napping? 236 00:13:04,623 --> 00:13:06,248 I was defragmenting, Rex. 237 00:13:06,290 --> 00:13:07,331 Okay, well, quit it. 238 00:13:07,373 --> 00:13:08,790 You don't want to miss this. 239 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,873 Welcome to our new digs, baby. 240 00:13:14,081 --> 00:13:15,623 I can't believe I'm actually here. 241 00:13:15,665 --> 00:13:16,706 Huh. 242 00:13:16,748 --> 00:13:18,123 Whoa. 243 00:13:22,331 --> 00:13:24,373 Good to be home again. 244 00:13:25,415 --> 00:13:27,665 If I have to hear one more time 245 00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:30,456 about how you're an original member 246 00:13:30,498 --> 00:13:31,415 of the Guardians of the Globe... 247 00:13:31,456 --> 00:13:32,873 You'll do what, exactly? 248 00:13:32,915 --> 00:13:35,206 I dunno, probably explode something. 249 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,373 Ooh! Maybe your nuts? 250 00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:40,165 Is it weird that I'm nervous? 251 00:13:40,206 --> 00:13:41,290 No. 252 00:13:41,331 --> 00:13:42,290 I am, too. 253 00:13:42,331 --> 00:13:43,748 Pick up your jaws. 254 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:44,998 You're not tourists. 255 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,206 This isn't a holy site. 256 00:13:46,248 --> 00:13:47,706 This is your job. 257 00:13:47,748 --> 00:13:50,373 The sooner you get up to speed, the sooner people stop dying. 258 00:13:50,415 --> 00:13:51,498 Hey, Cecil. 259 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:55,456 Uh... you missed a spot? 260 00:14:00,956 --> 00:14:03,373 Left that one there as a reminder. 261 00:14:03,415 --> 00:14:04,956 When you prove yourselves worthy 262 00:14:04,998 --> 00:14:06,665 of the heroes who came before you, 263 00:14:06,706 --> 00:14:08,456 it'll get cleaned off. 264 00:14:08,498 --> 00:14:10,081 Until then, stare at it 265 00:14:10,123 --> 00:14:11,665 whenever you think you're hot shit. 266 00:14:11,706 --> 00:14:13,623 Sir, Omni-Man is here. 267 00:14:13,665 --> 00:14:14,623 He's asking to see you. 268 00:14:14,665 --> 00:14:15,790 Settle in. 269 00:14:15,831 --> 00:14:17,290 We'll talk later. 270 00:14:20,873 --> 00:14:21,915 We're cool, right? 271 00:14:21,956 --> 00:14:22,956 What? 272 00:14:22,998 --> 00:14:24,248 Oh, you mean 273 00:14:24,290 --> 00:14:26,290 after you knocked out three of my teeth 274 00:14:26,331 --> 00:14:27,623 and gave me a concussion 275 00:14:27,665 --> 00:14:30,415 in front of the entire superhero community? 276 00:14:30,456 --> 00:14:32,206 Mm, you did kinda ask for it. 277 00:14:32,248 --> 00:14:34,081 Yeah... I guess I did, 278 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,040 but you know what, 279 00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:36,040 all those other heroes, 280 00:14:36,081 --> 00:14:38,040 total assholes anyway. 281 00:14:38,081 --> 00:14:39,873 Huge assholes, right? 282 00:14:39,915 --> 00:14:42,998 Oh, yeah, gaping, dirty, filthy assholes... 283 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,123 Okay, that's fine. 284 00:14:46,956 --> 00:14:48,998 Rex, please do not allow your personal 285 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,165 and professional lives 286 00:14:50,206 --> 00:14:51,165 to intersect. 287 00:14:51,206 --> 00:14:52,415 Alienating Atom Eve 288 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,623 was the direct result of your lapse in judgment. 289 00:14:54,665 --> 00:14:56,373 Do not repeat it with Monster Girl. 290 00:14:56,415 --> 00:14:57,373 Tell you what, 291 00:14:57,415 --> 00:14:59,123 when you grow a pair, Robot, 292 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:00,706 you can tell me how to swing mine. 293 00:15:00,748 --> 00:15:03,040 This isn't relationship advice, Rex. 294 00:15:03,081 --> 00:15:03,873 This is an order. 295 00:15:03,915 --> 00:15:05,123 What, are you crazy, man? 296 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,831 She looks like she's 14! 297 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,665 Besides, now that I'm a Guardian, 298 00:15:08,706 --> 00:15:10,956 I can bang anyone I want. 299 00:15:10,998 --> 00:15:11,956 Good. 300 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,373 I'm glad we have an understanding. 301 00:15:13,415 --> 00:15:15,290 Ow! What the hell? 302 00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:17,456 Oh, I'm sorry. 303 00:15:17,498 --> 00:15:18,873 I must have pinched a nerve. 304 00:15:18,915 --> 00:15:20,706 I forget how soft humans are. 305 00:15:31,248 --> 00:15:32,915 Hey, you've been working all night. 306 00:15:32,956 --> 00:15:33,998 You're one to talk. 307 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,123 Where were you? 308 00:15:35,165 --> 00:15:35,956 Eh, the usual. 309 00:15:35,998 --> 00:15:37,623 Teaching someone a lesson. 310 00:15:37,665 --> 00:15:39,706 How about we go to bed? 311 00:15:39,748 --> 00:15:40,665 Nolan... 312 00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,456 Okay, what's going on? 313 00:15:43,956 --> 00:15:44,790 Nothing. 314 00:15:44,831 --> 00:15:47,081 Just... work stuff. 315 00:15:47,123 --> 00:15:48,415 Come on, you're the wife 316 00:15:48,456 --> 00:15:50,331 of the most powerful man on Earth. 317 00:15:50,373 --> 00:15:52,248 You shouldn't have to deal with work stuff. 318 00:15:53,123 --> 00:15:55,165 Did you seriously say that? 319 00:15:55,206 --> 00:15:56,248 What? 320 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:58,498 I'm not just your wife, Nolan. 321 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,165 That's why I deal with work stuff. 322 00:16:00,206 --> 00:16:02,290 I like dealing with work stuff. 323 00:16:02,331 --> 00:16:03,665 Yeah, and I love that about you... 324 00:16:03,706 --> 00:16:05,331 Oh, please, don't give me that shit. 325 00:16:05,373 --> 00:16:06,581 Shh... 326 00:16:06,623 --> 00:16:08,165 Don't you dare shush me... 327 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,081 Nolan! 328 00:16:16,123 --> 00:16:18,623 No... Nolan. 329 00:16:20,831 --> 00:16:21,956 Hey. 330 00:16:21,998 --> 00:16:24,123 Sorry. 331 00:16:24,165 --> 00:16:25,998 I meant to teleport to your front door, 332 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:29,623 but this thing isn't exactly Swiss in its precision. 333 00:16:29,665 --> 00:16:31,623 I almost killed you. 334 00:16:31,665 --> 00:16:33,498 Yeah, I noticed. 335 00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:35,165 Didn't expect you on me so fast. 336 00:16:35,206 --> 00:16:36,248 Yeah, I'm a little jumpy. 337 00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:37,581 Maybe you can understand that. 338 00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:39,956 Why are you here, Cecil? 339 00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:42,915 That was the best night of my life. 340 00:16:42,956 --> 00:16:44,290 I mean, no one's done a study yet, 341 00:16:44,331 --> 00:16:47,748 but I feel safe going out on a limb here and... 342 00:16:47,790 --> 00:16:48,748 Too much? 343 00:16:49,665 --> 00:16:50,873 Yeah... 344 00:16:50,915 --> 00:16:52,831 but I like it. 345 00:16:52,873 --> 00:16:55,498 I expect to feel the same way next time. 346 00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:58,040 When you plan the date. 347 00:16:58,081 --> 00:16:59,123 That... 348 00:16:59,165 --> 00:17:02,081 sounds like a commitment to a second date? 349 00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:15,498 Goodnight, Mark Grayson. 350 00:17:22,581 --> 00:17:23,623 Yes! 351 00:17:25,123 --> 00:17:26,873 Whoo-hoo! 352 00:17:33,373 --> 00:17:35,206 Hey... 353 00:17:35,248 --> 00:17:36,706 Uh, what's going on? 354 00:17:36,748 --> 00:17:37,831 NASA's about to launch 355 00:17:37,873 --> 00:17:39,456 the first manned mission to Mars. 356 00:17:39,498 --> 00:17:41,290 Yeah, I saw that. It's cool. 357 00:17:41,331 --> 00:17:43,373 I need your father to shadow the mission 358 00:17:43,415 --> 00:17:45,165 and make sure nothing goes wrong. 359 00:17:45,206 --> 00:17:46,540 Only, he won't do it. 360 00:17:46,581 --> 00:17:48,748 I'm busy training my son, Cecil, 361 00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:50,540 and with the Guardians gone, 362 00:17:50,581 --> 00:17:51,790 I'm needed here on Earth. 363 00:17:51,831 --> 00:17:53,040 If I didn't know better, 364 00:17:53,081 --> 00:17:54,998 I'd say you were trying to get rid of me. 365 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,248 It's because of the Guardians' massacre 366 00:17:57,290 --> 00:17:58,748 that I want you on this mission. 367 00:17:58,790 --> 00:17:59,807 The planet needs a win right now, 368 00:17:59,831 --> 00:18:00,873 and this is it. 369 00:18:00,915 --> 00:18:02,706 You think people are gonna care about Mars 370 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,081 if there's an attack on Earth, 371 00:18:04,123 --> 00:18:05,224 and I'm not here to save them? 372 00:18:05,248 --> 00:18:06,331 I think they're gonna care 373 00:18:06,373 --> 00:18:08,293 if the first four people to walk on another world 374 00:18:08,331 --> 00:18:09,665 end up dying there. 375 00:18:09,706 --> 00:18:13,040 My priority is to my family and this planet. 376 00:18:13,081 --> 00:18:14,331 End of story. 377 00:18:14,373 --> 00:18:15,706 I guess this is the part 378 00:18:15,748 --> 00:18:16,998 where I volunteer? 379 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,415 I mean, that's what happened 380 00:18:18,456 --> 00:18:20,623 last time you came here asking Dad to go to space. 381 00:18:20,665 --> 00:18:22,581 Yeah, that was the moon, Mark. 382 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:23,873 That hardly counts as space... 383 00:18:23,915 --> 00:18:25,807 You were just teaching me I've got responsibilities. 384 00:18:25,831 --> 00:18:26,790 Isn't this one of them? 385 00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:29,290 Your responsibilities are bigger 386 00:18:29,331 --> 00:18:30,748 than four astronauts, 387 00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:32,123 and Cecil didn't ask you to go. 388 00:18:32,165 --> 00:18:33,373 He asked me. 389 00:18:33,415 --> 00:18:36,040 If the kid wants to go, he'd be doing humanity a favor. 390 00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:37,540 Debbie, help me out here. 391 00:18:37,581 --> 00:18:39,831 I don't like Mark missing school, 392 00:18:39,873 --> 00:18:41,665 but I can't think of a better reason 393 00:18:41,706 --> 00:18:42,873 than keeping people safe. 394 00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:44,790 How much school am I really gonna miss? 395 00:18:44,831 --> 00:18:46,471 I can zip up to Mars and be back tomorrow. 396 00:18:46,498 --> 00:18:48,998 The fact that you don't know how far away Mars is, 397 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:52,331 is exactly why you shouldn't be missing school. 398 00:18:52,373 --> 00:18:53,415 It's a two-week mission. 399 00:18:53,456 --> 00:18:54,581 Two weeks? 400 00:18:54,623 --> 00:18:55,956 Dad's right, I'm not ready. 401 00:18:55,998 --> 00:18:57,956 Things with Amber are going really well. 402 00:18:57,998 --> 00:18:59,081 Sweetheart... 403 00:18:59,123 --> 00:19:00,790 Lots of people are going to tell you 404 00:19:00,831 --> 00:19:02,373 how to use your powers, 405 00:19:02,415 --> 00:19:04,831 but it's up to you to make these decisions. 406 00:19:04,873 --> 00:19:06,206 You need to decide 407 00:19:06,248 --> 00:19:08,081 what kind of hero you want to be. 408 00:19:14,623 --> 00:19:16,456 I'll do it. 409 00:19:16,498 --> 00:19:18,165 Well, pack a lunch, kid. 410 00:19:18,206 --> 00:19:19,665 You leave tomorrow. 411 00:19:21,748 --> 00:19:23,331 Sir, we wanted Nolan off-planet 412 00:19:23,373 --> 00:19:25,290 so we could investigate him for the murders 413 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,165 without arousing his suspicion. 414 00:19:27,206 --> 00:19:29,665 What does sending Mark away get us? 415 00:19:29,706 --> 00:19:31,581 A chance to see what this kid can do, 416 00:19:31,623 --> 00:19:32,831 and more importantly, 417 00:19:32,873 --> 00:19:34,182 if his heart's in the right place. 418 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,415 And if it isn't? 419 00:19:35,456 --> 00:19:37,040 One nightmare scenario 420 00:19:37,081 --> 00:19:39,165 is enough to worry about right now, Donald. 421 00:19:43,581 --> 00:19:45,831 I don't want to lie to Amber, 422 00:19:45,873 --> 00:19:48,415 but I can't tell her the truth either. 423 00:19:48,456 --> 00:19:50,290 This is why dating regular people 424 00:19:50,331 --> 00:19:51,415 is a pain in the ass. 425 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:54,081 Sure, but it's not like dating Rex worked out... 426 00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:56,831 Changing the subject now. 427 00:19:56,873 --> 00:20:00,248 As much as I'd love to help with your very special crisis, 428 00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:03,415 I've got my own crap to deal with now. 429 00:20:04,581 --> 00:20:05,706 I'll make you a deal. 430 00:20:05,748 --> 00:20:07,831 You help me with my Amber stuff, 431 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,331 I'll help you with your Rex stuff... 432 00:20:09,373 --> 00:20:11,123 It's not just Rex, Mark. 433 00:20:11,165 --> 00:20:12,165 It's everything. 434 00:20:12,206 --> 00:20:14,956 It's my parents, and school, and college, 435 00:20:14,998 --> 00:20:17,623 and I don't know if being a superhero 436 00:20:17,665 --> 00:20:19,081 is what I want to do right now. 437 00:20:19,123 --> 00:20:21,081 But what else would you do? 438 00:20:21,123 --> 00:20:22,623 I don't know. 439 00:20:22,665 --> 00:20:23,831 That's the problem. 440 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,456 I guess... 441 00:20:26,498 --> 00:20:28,748 If you need anything or want to talk about it, 442 00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:29,790 I'm here. 443 00:20:31,248 --> 00:20:32,474 After I get back from Mars, I mean. 444 00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:33,831 Thanks. 445 00:20:37,498 --> 00:20:40,373 Look, once you tell someone your secret identity, 446 00:20:40,415 --> 00:20:41,456 that's it. 447 00:20:41,498 --> 00:20:44,081 So if you're going to tell Amber the truth, 448 00:20:44,123 --> 00:20:46,081 you'd better be serious about her. 449 00:20:46,123 --> 00:20:48,248 Are you serious about her, Mark? 450 00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,998 the weather continues to hold 451 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,682 and we've been told everything's looking good 452 00:20:53,706 --> 00:20:55,498 as we enter the last few minutes 453 00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:56,974 before the launch... 454 00:20:56,998 --> 00:20:58,748 of the Mars mission shuttle. 455 00:21:01,456 --> 00:21:02,748 Mark? 456 00:21:03,665 --> 00:21:05,165 I figured you'd need something 457 00:21:05,206 --> 00:21:07,248 to store your rice separator in, 458 00:21:07,290 --> 00:21:10,206 and I found some extra change in the couch, so... 459 00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:12,790 That's very thoughtful. 460 00:21:12,831 --> 00:21:14,540 Thank you. 461 00:21:14,581 --> 00:21:15,415 Come on in. 462 00:21:15,456 --> 00:21:18,415 Listen, um, Amber. 463 00:21:18,456 --> 00:21:19,665 I'm, uh... 464 00:21:19,706 --> 00:21:20,665 I'm... 465 00:21:20,706 --> 00:21:21,498 You're what? 466 00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:22,873 Volunteering, 467 00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:23,998 just like you. 468 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,498 I'm-I'm going away and helping people 469 00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:27,498 for two weeks. 470 00:21:27,540 --> 00:21:28,331 What? 471 00:21:28,373 --> 00:21:29,248 Like far away. 472 00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:30,831 Well, that's great. When? 473 00:21:32,456 --> 00:21:35,040 just under 60 seconds to launch... 474 00:21:35,081 --> 00:21:36,081 Um... 475 00:21:36,831 --> 00:21:37,831 Any minute now. 476 00:21:37,873 --> 00:21:39,581 - For real? - More or less. 477 00:21:39,623 --> 00:21:40,831 Where are you going? 478 00:21:40,873 --> 00:21:42,623 You know, it's desert-y. 479 00:21:42,665 --> 00:21:45,248 Hardly anyone goes there, um... 480 00:21:45,290 --> 00:21:46,849 There's almost no buildings or anything. 481 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,099 You don't know where you're going? 482 00:21:48,123 --> 00:21:49,498 I signed up last minute. 483 00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:50,498 the firing sequence 484 00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:51,456 is armed and ready... 485 00:21:51,498 --> 00:21:52,956 Amber, you're incredible, 486 00:21:52,998 --> 00:21:54,307 and you make me want to be a better person, 487 00:21:54,331 --> 00:21:56,581 so at the risk of sounding totally desperate, 488 00:21:56,623 --> 00:21:59,415 please don't lose interest in me while I'm gone. 489 00:21:59,456 --> 00:22:00,706 I figure you've banked 490 00:22:00,748 --> 00:22:03,665 about two weeks of interest... 491 00:22:03,706 --> 00:22:06,873 Ten, nine, eight, seven... 492 00:22:06,915 --> 00:22:08,498 Maybe three. 493 00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:11,623 six, five, four, three... 494 00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:12,623 I'll bring you back a souvenir! 495 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:13,682 two, one... 496 00:22:13,706 --> 00:22:16,123 And we have lift-off of the Mars mission. 497 00:22:16,165 --> 00:22:18,373 an international exploration of the red planet 498 00:22:18,415 --> 00:22:20,248 that will broaden humanity's knowledge 499 00:22:20,290 --> 00:22:22,331 in ways we can only imagine. 500 00:22:39,540 --> 00:22:40,623 Whoa. 501 00:22:40,665 --> 00:22:41,790 Cool. 502 00:22:43,623 --> 00:22:45,498 Cutting it close, kid. 503 00:22:45,540 --> 00:22:46,498 I'm here, aren't I? 504 00:22:46,540 --> 00:22:47,873 Yeah, you are. 505 00:22:47,915 --> 00:22:49,748 Okay, first thing, 506 00:22:49,790 --> 00:22:52,331 stay out of sight unless something goes wrong. 507 00:22:52,373 --> 00:22:55,290 This is supposed to be a win for human spaceflight. 508 00:22:55,331 --> 00:22:56,415 I'm a ghost. 509 00:22:56,456 --> 00:22:57,498 Second, 510 00:22:57,540 --> 00:22:58,557 the main reason you're on this mission 511 00:22:58,581 --> 00:22:59,540 is the Martians... 512 00:22:59,581 --> 00:23:00,998 What, there are Martians? 513 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,415 Where'd you think Martian Man came from, Jupiter? 514 00:23:03,456 --> 00:23:05,373 Uh, I... never thought about it. 515 00:23:05,415 --> 00:23:06,766 We don't know much about 'em, 516 00:23:06,790 --> 00:23:08,290 but we know they live underground 517 00:23:08,331 --> 00:23:09,540 and keep to themselves. 518 00:23:09,581 --> 00:23:10,831 You shouldn't have any trouble. 519 00:23:10,873 --> 00:23:12,831 Just keep an eye out. 520 00:23:12,873 --> 00:23:13,873 Martians. 521 00:23:13,915 --> 00:23:15,248 Way to bury the lede, Cecil. 522 00:23:15,290 --> 00:23:16,498 Actually the lede 523 00:23:16,540 --> 00:23:20,373 is "Make sure our astronauts get home safe. 524 00:23:20,415 --> 00:23:21,748 Humanity's counting on you." 525 00:23:46,831 --> 00:23:47,790 Ugh. 526 00:23:47,831 --> 00:23:49,956 It's a waste of Mark's time. 527 00:23:49,998 --> 00:23:52,415 It was his decision, and I'm proud of him. 528 00:23:52,456 --> 00:23:54,123 Isn't this what superpowers are for? 529 00:23:54,165 --> 00:23:56,456 He doesn't understand his responsibilities. 530 00:23:56,498 --> 00:23:57,956 He's 17, Nolan. 531 00:23:57,998 --> 00:24:00,498 He hasn't had responsibilities before now. 532 00:24:01,581 --> 00:24:03,415 You know, ever since Mark got his powers, 533 00:24:03,456 --> 00:24:04,373 you've been different. 534 00:24:04,415 --> 00:24:05,706 I'm trying to teach him. 535 00:24:05,748 --> 00:24:06,706 You've been distant, 536 00:24:06,748 --> 00:24:07,998 annoyed at everything, 537 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,248 and you've been mean. 538 00:24:09,290 --> 00:24:10,706 I've been under a lot of stress! 539 00:24:10,748 --> 00:24:12,040 You've been talking about home. 540 00:24:12,081 --> 00:24:13,998 You never talk about home. 541 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,415 I want Mark to know his people. 542 00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:18,123 I don't even know your people. 543 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:20,290 I've never even met another Viltrumite. 544 00:24:20,331 --> 00:24:21,373 I've told you... 545 00:24:21,415 --> 00:24:23,123 You-you've told me stories, yes, 546 00:24:23,165 --> 00:24:24,581 but that's not the same. 547 00:24:24,623 --> 00:24:26,331 You're hiding something from me, 548 00:24:26,373 --> 00:24:27,456 and it hurts. 549 00:24:27,498 --> 00:24:29,081 Okay, I'm-I'm sorry. 550 00:24:29,123 --> 00:24:30,498 I didn't... I'm not... 551 00:24:30,540 --> 00:24:31,540 You're not what? 552 00:24:32,623 --> 00:24:35,040 I never thought I would have a family, 553 00:24:35,081 --> 00:24:37,456 and then you came along, 554 00:24:37,498 --> 00:24:40,081 and I love you 555 00:24:40,123 --> 00:24:41,623 and Mark 556 00:24:41,665 --> 00:24:43,748 so much, 557 00:24:43,790 --> 00:24:45,998 but when I see Mark with his powers, 558 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,706 and after what happened to the Guardians, 559 00:24:47,748 --> 00:24:51,623 I'm terrified I could lose everything. 560 00:24:53,581 --> 00:24:55,498 Me too. 561 00:24:55,540 --> 00:24:56,706 So what do we do? 562 00:24:58,373 --> 00:25:01,665 Well, Mark's gone for two weeks. 563 00:25:01,706 --> 00:25:02,873 And? 564 00:25:02,915 --> 00:25:05,290 Remember our first trip together? 565 00:25:05,331 --> 00:25:07,206 Nolan, I... 566 00:25:07,248 --> 00:25:10,040 I told Olga I'd sell her house. 567 00:25:10,081 --> 00:25:12,706 Her house will still be here when we get back. 568 00:25:12,748 --> 00:25:15,665 Hey, you asked me what we do. 569 00:25:15,706 --> 00:25:16,748 We do this. 570 00:25:37,415 --> 00:25:39,456 Pack a lunch, my ass. 571 00:25:46,415 --> 00:25:47,706 Sweetie... 572 00:25:47,748 --> 00:25:48,956 L'Osteria Donato! 573 00:25:48,998 --> 00:25:51,248 I can't believe it's still here! 574 00:25:51,290 --> 00:25:52,290 Oh, we'll never get in. 575 00:25:52,331 --> 00:25:54,040 I made reservations. 576 00:25:54,081 --> 00:25:57,290 You never make reservations. 577 00:26:09,831 --> 00:26:10,831 Whoa... 578 00:26:29,456 --> 00:26:31,581 We are down, Houston. 579 00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:33,623 It's a beautiful day on Mars, 580 00:26:33,665 --> 00:26:36,456 and a beautiful accomplishment for all humankind. 581 00:26:36,498 --> 00:26:37,698 Nice job, Hank. 582 00:26:41,081 --> 00:26:42,831 Did you guys see that? 583 00:26:42,873 --> 00:26:43,873 See what? 584 00:26:45,248 --> 00:26:48,123 Eh, never mind. 585 00:26:55,540 --> 00:26:58,665 Ah, maybe not the best color scheme for this mission. 586 00:27:25,915 --> 00:27:28,956 Gah... this sucks. 587 00:27:41,331 --> 00:27:43,040 Maybe they have a charger in the shuttle? 588 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:46,831 What? 589 00:27:51,915 --> 00:27:53,540 Shit... 590 00:27:59,956 --> 00:28:01,415 Julius Caesar, 591 00:28:01,456 --> 00:28:03,790 one of Earth's greatest conquerors, 592 00:28:03,831 --> 00:28:05,456 reduced to that. 593 00:28:05,498 --> 00:28:08,540 I think Caesar's doing just fine history-wise. 594 00:28:08,581 --> 00:28:09,748 Yeah, I suppose. 595 00:28:09,790 --> 00:28:12,373 God, this takes me back... 596 00:28:13,373 --> 00:28:15,373 It was only a few years ago. 597 00:28:15,415 --> 00:28:17,748 Our first date was 20 years ago, Nolan. 598 00:28:17,790 --> 00:28:18,915 Huh. 599 00:28:18,956 --> 00:28:21,290 Mostly, I remember you dumping me right after. 600 00:28:21,331 --> 00:28:23,456 Well, yeah, because you were a dick. 601 00:28:23,498 --> 00:28:24,873 Come on, I flew you to Rome. 602 00:28:24,915 --> 00:28:26,706 Yeah, and you expected me to worship you 603 00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:27,748 because of it. 604 00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:29,456 I was new here. 605 00:28:29,498 --> 00:28:30,498 I got better. 606 00:28:30,540 --> 00:28:32,331 You know what, you only got a second date 607 00:28:32,373 --> 00:28:34,331 because I saw you save those kids on the news. 608 00:28:36,873 --> 00:28:38,123 I'm glad we came. 609 00:28:38,165 --> 00:28:41,040 But you still feel something's wrong. 610 00:28:41,956 --> 00:28:42,956 Don't you? 611 00:28:44,248 --> 00:28:46,266 I don't know if it's what happened to the Guardians, 612 00:28:46,290 --> 00:28:47,081 or Mark, 613 00:28:47,123 --> 00:28:48,665 or if it's just us, 614 00:28:48,706 --> 00:28:51,165 but I feel like I'm standing on the edge of a cliff, 615 00:28:51,206 --> 00:28:53,790 and I'm the only one of us who can't fly. 616 00:28:55,456 --> 00:28:57,290 I haven't been honest with you, Debbie. 617 00:28:57,331 --> 00:28:58,623 About what? 618 00:28:58,665 --> 00:29:00,290 About the murders. 619 00:29:00,331 --> 00:29:01,790 Nolan? 620 00:29:02,915 --> 00:29:05,665 Cecil thinks I had something to do with... 621 00:29:05,706 --> 00:29:07,123 what happened to the Guardians. 622 00:29:07,165 --> 00:29:09,373 But you didn't. 623 00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:11,581 I'm the only survivor, 624 00:29:11,623 --> 00:29:12,790 and I'm not human, 625 00:29:12,831 --> 00:29:14,790 and Cecil's never liked me. 626 00:29:14,831 --> 00:29:16,040 You have to talk to him. 627 00:29:16,081 --> 00:29:17,373 I've tried. 628 00:29:17,415 --> 00:29:19,040 This could get bad. 629 00:29:19,081 --> 00:29:20,331 Oh, god... 630 00:29:20,373 --> 00:29:21,373 What do we do? 631 00:29:21,415 --> 00:29:23,415 We stay together as a family. 632 00:29:23,456 --> 00:29:25,206 You, me, and Mark. 633 00:29:25,248 --> 00:29:27,040 All you have to do is trust me. 634 00:29:31,581 --> 00:29:32,456 Nolan! 635 00:29:32,498 --> 00:29:34,040 Do you trust me, Debbie? 636 00:29:34,081 --> 00:29:36,123 There's-there's a dragon behind you! 637 00:29:36,165 --> 00:29:37,290 Please. 638 00:29:37,331 --> 00:29:38,373 Do you trust me? 639 00:29:39,331 --> 00:29:40,290 I trust you. 640 00:29:41,581 --> 00:29:42,831 You have no idea 641 00:29:42,873 --> 00:29:45,248 how much I needed to hear you say that. 642 00:29:45,290 --> 00:29:47,498 Okay, now do something! 643 00:29:47,540 --> 00:29:51,081 I'm on vacation with my beautiful wife. 644 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,040 Let Cecil earn his paycheck. 645 00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:18,290 Hmm... 646 00:30:48,956 --> 00:30:50,415 Hmm... 647 00:31:03,415 --> 00:31:04,998 Hmm... 648 00:31:06,165 --> 00:31:08,415 You can come out. 649 00:31:08,456 --> 00:31:09,456 I'm not hiding. 650 00:31:10,290 --> 00:31:11,290 Cecil. 651 00:31:14,248 --> 00:31:17,123 Nolan warned us about you. 652 00:31:19,581 --> 00:31:21,248 Shouldn't have any trouble. 653 00:31:21,290 --> 00:31:22,665 Martians live underground. 654 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,248 Hmm... 655 00:31:50,373 --> 00:31:52,206 No, no, no, no! 656 00:32:00,456 --> 00:32:02,165 Ah, Jesus... 657 00:32:16,998 --> 00:32:18,456 The hell...? 658 00:32:21,165 --> 00:32:22,165 Huh? 659 00:32:36,540 --> 00:32:38,123 Do not move, human. 660 00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:39,373 Whoa! 661 00:32:39,415 --> 00:32:40,415 Hold on! 662 00:32:40,456 --> 00:32:42,873 I'm-I'm not here to hurt anyone, okay? 663 00:32:42,915 --> 00:32:43,873 I'm just here looking for, uh... 664 00:32:46,456 --> 00:32:48,136 You guys need to keep your dogs on a leash! 665 00:32:48,165 --> 00:32:50,790 I assume those are, like, Martian dogs, or something? 666 00:32:50,831 --> 00:32:53,873 You are unaffected by the sequids? 667 00:32:53,915 --> 00:32:56,123 No, I am very affected by them. 668 00:32:56,165 --> 00:32:58,498 I can still taste them. 669 00:32:58,540 --> 00:32:59,540 The other humans, 670 00:32:59,581 --> 00:33:00,540 in white, 671 00:33:00,581 --> 00:33:01,540 are they like you? 672 00:33:01,581 --> 00:33:02,456 The astronauts? 673 00:33:02,498 --> 00:33:05,123 I mean, kinda, but not exactly. 674 00:33:05,165 --> 00:33:06,456 Wait, you know where they are? 675 00:33:06,498 --> 00:33:07,540 And you speak English? 676 00:33:07,581 --> 00:33:10,123 We speak Martian. 677 00:33:23,581 --> 00:33:26,540 Welcome to Mars, Earth-man. 678 00:33:26,581 --> 00:33:27,748 Thanks for having me... 679 00:33:27,790 --> 00:33:28,831 Mars-man. 680 00:33:28,873 --> 00:33:30,373 Mr. Mars-Man. 681 00:33:30,415 --> 00:33:31,331 Sir. 682 00:33:31,373 --> 00:33:32,706 Your Highness? 683 00:33:37,873 --> 00:33:40,290 What is your purpose here? 684 00:33:40,331 --> 00:33:42,206 It's funny, uh, 685 00:33:42,248 --> 00:33:44,748 I was sent to protect some of my fellow Earth-men 686 00:33:44,790 --> 00:33:46,456 on a mission to your lovely planet, 687 00:33:46,498 --> 00:33:48,081 and if they don't get back in one piece, 688 00:33:48,123 --> 00:33:51,290 I'm really gonna look like a dick. 689 00:33:51,331 --> 00:33:52,373 Oh, hey, guys. 690 00:33:54,456 --> 00:33:55,915 Uh, yeah, we don't know who that is. 691 00:33:55,956 --> 00:33:56,831 It was a secret mission. 692 00:33:56,873 --> 00:33:58,123 Well, you suck at it then. 693 00:33:58,165 --> 00:33:59,373 Mistakes were made, 694 00:33:59,415 --> 00:34:00,706 but everything's back on track, 695 00:34:00,748 --> 00:34:02,206 so if you don't mind, 696 00:34:02,248 --> 00:34:04,581 we'll get out of your, um, hair, 697 00:34:04,623 --> 00:34:06,581 and maybe keep your little squid-dogs 698 00:34:06,623 --> 00:34:08,623 under control this time? 699 00:34:08,665 --> 00:34:10,081 The sequids are the very reason 700 00:34:10,123 --> 00:34:11,331 I captured your people. 701 00:34:11,373 --> 00:34:13,748 They are a world-destroying race 702 00:34:13,790 --> 00:34:17,248 who left a trail of destruction across the universe, 703 00:34:17,290 --> 00:34:19,498 before crashing onto our planet. 704 00:34:19,540 --> 00:34:23,581 Alone, their group mind is scattered and weak, 705 00:34:23,623 --> 00:34:25,540 but with an appropriate host, 706 00:34:25,581 --> 00:34:28,206 they become unified and unstoppable. 707 00:34:28,248 --> 00:34:32,790 Our shape-changing abilities let us resist them, 708 00:34:32,831 --> 00:34:36,998 but if a single sequid fuses with one of your people, 709 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:41,373 they would rise up as one and savage Mars, 710 00:34:41,415 --> 00:34:43,498 and soon after, 711 00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:45,040 Earth. 712 00:34:46,373 --> 00:34:47,873 Oh. 713 00:34:47,915 --> 00:34:49,456 Tell me, Earth-man, 714 00:34:49,498 --> 00:34:51,831 how are you able to resist them? 715 00:34:51,873 --> 00:34:53,248 I'm part Viltrumite. 716 00:34:53,290 --> 00:34:54,248 Ever heard of us? 717 00:34:54,290 --> 00:34:57,456 I am the Emperor of Mars! 718 00:34:57,498 --> 00:34:59,790 Of course, I've heard of you! 719 00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:00,873 Okay, well then, 720 00:35:00,915 --> 00:35:03,331 you know we like to help out wherever we can, 721 00:35:03,373 --> 00:35:06,498 which is why I was sent to protect these astronauts, 722 00:35:06,540 --> 00:35:08,123 so if you're all good, 723 00:35:08,165 --> 00:35:09,915 we'll finish our science and head home... 724 00:35:09,956 --> 00:35:11,123 Impossible! 725 00:35:11,165 --> 00:35:14,748 The humans are scheduled for immediate execution. 726 00:35:14,790 --> 00:35:17,540 We cannot risk them coming in contact with a sequid. 727 00:35:18,956 --> 00:35:20,540 I understand. 728 00:35:23,665 --> 00:35:26,248 Go! Go! Go! Go! 729 00:35:40,081 --> 00:35:41,998 Grab hands! 730 00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:54,331 Move, move, move! 731 00:35:54,373 --> 00:35:55,831 - Coolant levels. - Check! 732 00:35:55,873 --> 00:35:57,498 - Oxygen levels. - Check. 733 00:35:58,540 --> 00:36:00,081 Fuck it! 734 00:36:02,415 --> 00:36:04,081 Let's do this. 735 00:36:25,956 --> 00:36:28,290 Ha, ha, ha! 736 00:36:28,331 --> 00:36:29,331 Huh? 737 00:36:36,415 --> 00:36:37,956 Um, okay. 738 00:36:37,998 --> 00:36:39,123 Can I lift that? 739 00:36:39,165 --> 00:36:40,540 I think I can lift that. 740 00:36:46,540 --> 00:36:48,540 Ow! Shit! 741 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:50,623 Ow! Ow! 742 00:36:53,415 --> 00:36:54,540 Come on, guys! 743 00:37:08,081 --> 00:37:10,123 No hard feelings, right? 744 00:37:10,165 --> 00:37:12,290 I'm gonna take a rock if that's okay. 745 00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:13,373 Yeah? 746 00:37:15,790 --> 00:37:17,224 I've been wanting to go to Mars 747 00:37:17,248 --> 00:37:19,165 since I was a kid. 748 00:37:20,165 --> 00:37:23,040 Now I never want to go back. 749 00:37:23,081 --> 00:37:25,748 Never would be too soon. 750 00:37:47,706 --> 00:37:49,349 the world's spirits were raised 751 00:37:49,373 --> 00:37:52,456 as the first men and women to walk on another planet 752 00:37:52,498 --> 00:37:55,040 returned home after a by-the-book mission... 753 00:38:10,915 --> 00:38:15,331 Oh, hey, you're... back early. 754 00:38:17,373 --> 00:38:19,498 Wow. 755 00:38:22,873 --> 00:38:26,123 Uh... how was Mars? 756 00:38:26,165 --> 00:38:27,456 By the looks of it, 757 00:38:27,498 --> 00:38:30,456 less eventful than whatever was happening here. 758 00:38:30,498 --> 00:38:31,956 We'd love to hear more over dinner. 759 00:38:31,998 --> 00:38:33,248 Sweetie? 760 00:38:33,290 --> 00:38:34,706 We're having chicken. 761 00:38:40,998 --> 00:38:42,123 Mark! 762 00:38:44,290 --> 00:38:45,516 That's the response I was hoping for. 763 00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:47,831 Wait, you were gone? 764 00:38:48,915 --> 00:38:50,581 So, how was it? 765 00:38:50,623 --> 00:38:52,540 Well, mostly boring. 766 00:38:52,581 --> 00:38:54,206 Encountered some local wildlife. 767 00:38:54,248 --> 00:38:55,706 Met the king, kind of a jerk. 768 00:38:55,748 --> 00:38:58,081 Oh, but I did actually help people. 769 00:38:58,123 --> 00:39:00,498 Not sure how grateful they were, but whatever. 770 00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:01,540 Huh. 771 00:39:01,581 --> 00:39:03,873 That is a strangely non-specific story. 772 00:39:03,915 --> 00:39:05,748 Check it out, 773 00:39:05,790 --> 00:39:07,498 I got you something. 774 00:39:07,540 --> 00:39:10,165 Ooh, I've always wanted one of these. 775 00:39:10,206 --> 00:39:11,373 It's, um... 776 00:39:11,415 --> 00:39:13,331 Ugh! What do they call them? 777 00:39:13,373 --> 00:39:14,165 A... 778 00:39:14,206 --> 00:39:15,456 Rock. 779 00:39:15,498 --> 00:39:17,331 rock? 780 00:39:17,373 --> 00:39:18,873 And not just any rock. 781 00:39:18,915 --> 00:39:20,706 A M-earth rock. 782 00:39:20,748 --> 00:39:22,081 It's an Earth rock. 783 00:39:22,123 --> 00:39:23,831 Whoa... even more impressive. 784 00:39:23,873 --> 00:39:25,415 Yeah, just make sure 785 00:39:25,456 --> 00:39:26,915 you never show it to any geologists, 786 00:39:26,956 --> 00:39:28,915 or anyone who knows anything about rocks. 787 00:39:28,956 --> 00:39:30,665 They might tell you something crazy. 788 00:39:30,706 --> 00:39:32,165 Well, thank you. 789 00:39:32,206 --> 00:39:35,706 For the beautiful, regular Earth rock. 790 00:39:42,706 --> 00:39:45,415 Guess what Donald found when we searched your office? 791 00:39:45,456 --> 00:39:46,456 Hmm... 792 00:39:46,498 --> 00:39:47,665 Disappointment? 793 00:39:47,706 --> 00:39:48,831 Dried blood. 794 00:39:48,873 --> 00:39:50,498 Not much, but enough to run for DNA. 795 00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:52,081 Hmm. 796 00:39:52,123 --> 00:39:53,498 The Guardians. 797 00:39:53,540 --> 00:39:54,331 Yup. 798 00:39:54,373 --> 00:39:55,581 Planted. 799 00:39:55,623 --> 00:39:57,331 Didn't kill Guardians. 800 00:39:57,373 --> 00:39:58,998 Didn't try to kill Nolan. 801 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,998 I know. 802 00:40:01,998 --> 00:40:04,081 But I have to do this anyway. 803 00:40:13,706 --> 00:40:15,665 Why? 804 00:40:15,706 --> 00:40:16,831 Why? 805 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:17,932 Because you didn't listen to me 806 00:40:17,956 --> 00:40:21,081 when I told you to drop the goddamn case. 807 00:40:21,123 --> 00:40:22,831 Can't excise me. 808 00:40:24,290 --> 00:40:25,998 Destroyed the book you need for ritual 809 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,165 centuries ago. 810 00:40:27,206 --> 00:40:29,581 The Demonius Ex Mortum? 811 00:40:29,623 --> 00:40:31,456 I had a few of my guys reconstruct it. 812 00:40:31,498 --> 00:40:33,415 They used artificial intelligence 813 00:40:33,456 --> 00:40:35,498 to figure out the missing words. 814 00:40:35,540 --> 00:40:37,998 Technology, am I right? 815 00:40:39,123 --> 00:40:40,998 "Dominari daemonium meam. 816 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,248 Mitte ad inferos..." 817 00:40:42,290 --> 00:40:45,248 Never thought you'd be the one to protect him. 818 00:40:46,790 --> 00:40:48,998 See, that's the problem with demons, 819 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,998 you only see good and evil. 820 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:51,998 Black and white. 821 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,915 Well, I need to keep things gray 822 00:40:53,956 --> 00:40:56,016 until I can figure out why Nolan killed the Guardians 823 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:57,331 and how to stop him. 824 00:40:57,373 --> 00:41:01,331 Say I'd see you in Hell, 825 00:41:01,373 --> 00:41:03,748 but there's a worse place waiting for you. 826 00:41:19,623 --> 00:41:21,956 daemonium meam... ad inferos... 827 00:41:34,665 --> 00:41:35,540 Um... 828 00:41:35,581 --> 00:41:37,540 Oh, now you care about the demon? 829 00:41:37,581 --> 00:41:40,415 He's not dead, he's just back in hell. 830 00:41:40,456 --> 00:41:41,248 Isn't... 831 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:43,456 Isn't that worse? 832 00:42:28,873 --> 00:42:31,123 This place is amazing. 833 00:42:31,165 --> 00:42:32,790 Why did they decide to sell? 834 00:42:33,956 --> 00:42:36,040 The wife had an opportunity abroad. 835 00:42:36,081 --> 00:42:38,040 Oh, that's nice. 836 00:42:38,081 --> 00:42:39,248 I think we want it. 837 00:42:41,331 --> 00:42:44,040 I'll start the paperwork. 838 00:43:05,415 --> 00:43:09,206 Finally, phase one begins. 839 00:43:10,790 --> 00:43:11,998 I know. 840 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,373 Two more sales 841 00:43:13,415 --> 00:43:15,373 and I'll break the monthly record. 842 00:43:15,415 --> 00:43:17,206 If anyone can do it, it's you. 843 00:43:17,248 --> 00:43:19,290 Oh, did you talk to Cecil? 844 00:43:19,331 --> 00:43:20,331 Yeah, get this, 845 00:43:20,373 --> 00:43:22,040 some new evidence came up, 846 00:43:22,081 --> 00:43:24,581 and apparently, I'm in the clear. 847 00:43:24,623 --> 00:43:25,956 He even apologized. 848 00:43:25,998 --> 00:43:27,498 Cecil never apologizes. 849 00:43:27,540 --> 00:43:28,915 I know. 850 00:43:28,956 --> 00:43:31,415 So nothing to worry about. 851 00:43:31,456 --> 00:43:33,665 Everything's fine.