1 00:00:13,973 --> 00:00:15,057 We're going to college together. 2 00:00:15,141 --> 00:00:18,060 I guess I get to keep my superhero boyfriend after all. 3 00:00:18,144 --> 00:00:19,729 The Immortal's now in charge. 4 00:00:19,812 --> 00:00:21,689 We are down, Houston. 5 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:24,567 If a single sequid fuses with 6 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:28,070 one of your people, they will rise up as one. 7 00:00:28,154 --> 00:00:29,905 Finally, some action! 8 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:33,117 I always wanted to be my dad. 9 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,411 What if that happens? 10 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:37,663 It's been an honor, sir. 11 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,624 I'm better. 12 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:42,793 - I'm stronger. I'm ready. - No, you're not. 13 00:00:42,877 --> 00:00:44,003 I'll work for you, 14 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:46,505 just put me back out there. 15 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:50,134 For some of you, 16 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:54,054 it probably seemed like this day would never come. 17 00:00:54,138 --> 00:00:55,973 For others, 18 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,642 it came far too quickly. 19 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:02,605 Maybe you're even wondering if you're ready for this. 20 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:05,483 For what comes next. 21 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:08,402 You are. I look out at this class 22 00:01:08,486 --> 00:01:10,988 and I see hope. 23 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:14,992 I see a bright new world with a special place 24 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:19,038 for each and every one of you. You may not know yet… 25 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:23,125 Mark's not seriously gonna miss his own graduation, is he? 26 00:01:23,209 --> 00:01:24,460 He's just running a little late. 27 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:26,796 This is why I quit superheroing. 28 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:30,257 I mean, you only get to say goodbye to high school once. 29 00:01:30,341 --> 00:01:31,926 It needs to be enjoyed. 30 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:34,970 Appreciated. Savored. 31 00:01:35,054 --> 00:01:36,931 He'll be here. He promised. 32 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:40,726 Look at you. You're thieves! Rapists! 33 00:01:40,810 --> 00:01:42,895 Criminals. 34 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:45,606 All so ignorant of your 35 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:47,817 true crimes against terra therma. 36 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:52,196 What is it with you and historical monuments? S… Uh, 37 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,323 Professor Seismic, right? 38 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:56,033 Doc Seismic. 39 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,576 I never taught. 40 00:01:57,660 --> 00:02:00,621 Didn't you fall into, like, a huge pool of lava? 41 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:03,833 I fell into a new realm of understanding. 42 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:05,668 Do you know what this obscene 43 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:07,628 phallus is constructed from? 44 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:10,548 He asked, expecting some idiotic answer. 45 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:13,008 Uh… 46 00:02:13,092 --> 00:02:15,094 Granite stolen from the Earth. 47 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:18,097 Iron ripped from her loins. 48 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:20,808 Bricks made of the clay she bleeds 49 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:23,936 from humanity's endless ruinations. 50 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:26,605 Isn't that most buildings? 51 00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:32,194 You can keep the ones made of wood. 52 00:02:32,278 --> 00:02:35,573 Everything else, we're taking back. 53 00:02:37,116 --> 00:02:38,116 Ha! 54 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:51,422 I made a few new friends 55 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:54,091 during my time underground. 56 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:57,553 Meet my Magmanites. 57 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,936 I liked you better when you just hated presidents. 58 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:09,440 As you find your place in the world, 59 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,734 know that it won't always be easy. 60 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:14,653 Sometimes, life hits you with everything it's got. 61 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:21,785 Huh? 62 00:03:40,346 --> 00:03:44,600 The Earth reclaims her stolen flesh. 63 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:45,935 When you find yourself 64 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:49,188 in the shadow of adversity, do not be afraid. 65 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,273 For without adversity, 66 00:03:51,357 --> 00:03:53,943 there can be no triumph. 67 00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:55,945 Without testing your limits, 68 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:59,323 you will never know how strong you truly are. 69 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:24,640 You're running out of time, kid. 70 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:27,142 I know. 71 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:31,480 Aah! 72 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:37,987 See? Even your greatest heroes are useless 73 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:41,490 against the power of Doc… 74 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,170 Nice save, Mark. 75 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:57,256 Would've been better if you had stopped him before he destroyed 76 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:59,216 another one of America's greatest treasures. 77 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,760 It's not destroyed. 78 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:05,097 I could, you know, I could try pushing it back out 79 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:08,058 - to, you know… - Do not do that. 80 00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:09,727 We'll take it from here. 81 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,103 As the great 82 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:12,896 Abraham Lincoln once said, 83 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:16,525 "Whatever you are, be a good one." 84 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:19,403 Did he, though? Did he really say that? 85 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,530 Doesn't sound very Lincoln-y. 86 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,323 So, all I missed were the 87 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:25,743 made-up inspirational quotes? Cool. 88 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,078 Hey there, hero. Good timing. 89 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:29,162 - Mm. - Mm. 90 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:33,083 Is that… sulfur? 91 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,252 Oh, man, wait till I tell you about this guy. 92 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:38,172 He's a case against higher education. 93 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,258 Amber Justine Bennett. 94 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,179 Yeah! 95 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:47,139 William Francis Clockwell. 96 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:50,184 I'd say it's been fun, but, you know… 97 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:51,477 high school. 98 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,812 Markus Sebastian Grayson. 99 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:56,732 Let's go, Markus. 100 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:59,068 Samantha Eve Wilkins. 101 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:04,740 Markus Sebastian? 102 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,951 I thought we weren't keeping secrets from each other anymore. 103 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,828 Some secrets should never 104 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:12,414 be revealed… Justine. 105 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:17,628 Everyone, please rise. 106 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,880 Congratulations, graduates. 107 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:21,757 Yeah! 108 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,303 Ooh, crap. 109 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:29,723 Remember, be bold, 110 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:32,726 be original, be… 111 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:51,995 I don't know. I don't feel any different. 112 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:56,041 It's graduating high school, not losing your virginity. 113 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:59,419 Amber, summer plans. Go. 114 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:01,797 Nothing but swimming pools and sleeping late 115 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,508 for two whole months. 116 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,218 I mean… 117 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:08,053 on the weekends, maybe. 118 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,347 I'm at the community center 119 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,349 Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays. 120 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,268 Oh, and did I tell you guys I'm volunteering 121 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:15,978 for the Katie Giles campaign? 122 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,981 That's your idea of a summer vacation? 123 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:21,567 Hey, Giles is the real deal. 124 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,902 Do you even know your state comptroller? 125 00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:27,573 I don't even know what a state comptroller is, but you do you. 126 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:30,200 I'm gonna find the trashiest reality show 127 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:33,537 I've never heard of and binge every episode twice. 128 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,248 Eve, please tell Amber how to properly vay-cay. 129 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:40,085 I'm, uh, gonna go help finish the reconstruction, 130 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:41,962 up in Chicago. 131 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:45,507 Sorry, I didn't mean to make that 132 00:07:45,591 --> 00:07:47,050 weird for you or… 133 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:50,179 No, that's… that's amazing. 134 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:52,890 Do you ever miss punching bad guys in the face? 135 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,474 Seems cathartic. 136 00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:57,895 Right now, I'm just happy helping people. 137 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:07,738 God, I love having superhero friends. 138 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,239 I mean Eve, specifically. 139 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:12,701 Mark won't even take me flying anymore. Boo. Hiss. 140 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:16,121 To graduation and new beginnings. 141 00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:17,456 Mark? 142 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:19,583 I'm on call. Cecil might need me. 143 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,960 You're always on call now. 144 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:24,504 - That's the job. - It's all right. 145 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,507 Here. 146 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:29,870 What's this? 147 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:31,678 Virgin mai tai. 148 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:34,223 Very funny. 149 00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:36,600 Cheers, guys. 150 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,435 To the best summer ever. 151 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:43,148 I'm telling you, this Martian problem 152 00:08:43,232 --> 00:08:44,900 isn't gonna fix itself. 153 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,735 They were gonna execute us. 154 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,820 We-we barely got off that rock alive. 155 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:51,114 Come on. They were trying to save their planet. 156 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,741 From their own slaves. 157 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:55,744 If those sequids ever take over, Earth is next. 158 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,537 We need to strike first. 159 00:08:57,621 --> 00:08:59,581 Send up that Invincible guy again. 160 00:08:59,665 --> 00:09:02,876 You're talking about starting an interplanetary war. 161 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,339 Hm… Livingston? 162 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,801 Uh… What-what-what? Well, what-what makes you 163 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:14,012 think I know anything about Martians? 164 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:15,764 Is that how you say it… Martians? 165 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:19,434 I, um, I have to visit… the urination chamber. 166 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,857 Get a grip. Get a grip. 167 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:29,444 You are a smart Earth astronaut. 168 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,198 Say, uh, everything okay, Rus? 169 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:36,535 Fine. Everything… everything's okay, yeah. 170 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:37,995 Sorry, how long have you been standing there? 171 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,956 Not that it matters, because I have nothing to hide. 172 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:42,457 Well, I, uh, l-listen, son, 173 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:45,335 I know things haven't been easy since Mars. 174 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:47,754 After what you all went through up there, 175 00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:51,758 no one can blame you for being a little, uh… 176 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:59,349 Uh… not yourself. 177 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:03,353 But it's been months, and quite frankly, Livingston, 178 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:06,606 this is the U.S. Space Administration, 179 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,108 not therapy. 180 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:11,361 Oh, God. No. 181 00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:14,448 Well, I-I don't know how else to say this… 182 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,033 Please don't kill me! 183 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,159 What? 184 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:20,329 Spare me! I won't fail you again. 185 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:22,289 I swear on my three-chambered heart. 186 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,333 Just please do not stab all three of them. 187 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:26,376 Uh, Christ on a Christmas tree. 188 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:29,046 No one's killing anybody. 189 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:32,507 But effective immediately, you're taking a temporary leave 190 00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:34,259 till you can get your head on straight. 191 00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:49,358 Holy shit. 192 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,820 Um… 193 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,961 Whew. There. 194 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:12,547 Saved you some work. 195 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,218 What the hell do you think you're doing? 196 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,804 You scared the piss out of my entire crew. 197 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,265 Uh, I'm just trying to help. 198 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,184 How do I know that's to code? 199 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,228 You know what? 200 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,313 Go stuff your code up your ass. 201 00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:29,773 I live in that building. 202 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,775 And if it was up to the bureaucrats, 203 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,653 we'd be sleeping in high school gyms until Labor Day. 204 00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:39,282 - Thanks. - Thank you. 205 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,786 Mommy, does this mean we can go home now? 206 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,539 It's about time someone cut through all the red tape 207 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:48,917 and did something, instead of just talking about it. 208 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,585 You know how long I've been begging the city 209 00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:52,045 to clean up that mess? 210 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,714 Six years. 211 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,967 Oh, but unless you know somebody? 212 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,468 Good luck. 213 00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:01,638 You know me, don't you? 214 00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:35,755 - Wow. - That is so cool! 215 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:44,207 Hey, Mom. 216 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:47,392 No, no, everything's fine. Great, actually. 217 00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:50,187 I was just thinking about you, and… Wait. 218 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,272 Is something wrong? 219 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:56,401 - Hey, Mom. - Morning. 220 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,113 Since when do you drink coffee? 221 00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:01,990 Since I got my powers. 222 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,786 Oh. I hadn't noticed. 223 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,622 Mm. 224 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,834 It keeps doing that. 225 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:16,838 I told Cecil those contractors he hired were total amateurs. 226 00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:18,798 Yeah, well, at least he fixed our house. 227 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,383 His people shot it up. 228 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,720 Can we please not do this right now? 229 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,639 Sorry. 230 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:28,683 I guess we're both still a bit raw. 231 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,435 So… 232 00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:32,604 how about we take a little break? 233 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:35,065 I found some crazy deals online. 234 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,776 I'm-I'm thinking beach trip. 235 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:42,489 You and me. Somewhere tropical with a-a fancy hotel. 236 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:43,657 Bermuda. 237 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:46,117 - Maybe Saint Lucia. - Seriously? 238 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,119 Call it a graduation present. 239 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:52,791 I mean, I want to, but… 240 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,043 Cecil told me the Guardians are working out some issues, 241 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:58,046 and I don't know if I can take off right now. 242 00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,006 Well, what about taking the time to enjoy 243 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:01,800 your last summer being a kid? 244 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:05,095 I'm not a kid anymore. 245 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,514 Yes, I know that. You're an adult. 246 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,432 But that means making your own choices. 247 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,768 - You don't have to do everything Cecil tells you. - Yeah, Mom, 248 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,478 I kind of do. 249 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:17,107 The last time I did this on my own, half a city got destroyed. 250 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,609 - I understand. - No, you don't. 251 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,778 Let me finish. I understand why you think 252 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,281 you have to prove yourself, but you don't. 253 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,699 You're a good person. 254 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,492 No one thinks you're gonna turn out like your father. 255 00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:29,536 Well, then why would you even say it? 256 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,871 Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. That's not what I meant. 257 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:34,082 Mark, I need you. 258 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:36,418 - Thank God. - What? 259 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,461 - I have to go. - Wait, Mark. Wait. 260 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,930 I quit. 261 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:52,392 I'm done. Fuck your training, man. 262 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,939 People try and kill me 263 00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,649 every single day. 264 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,527 Look, I don't need that shit at home. 265 00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:06,239 Somebody got me in the balls. 266 00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:07,532 Maybe if you trained more 267 00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,409 and complained less, we could get back 268 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:12,245 to saving lives. 269 00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:14,706 We just stopped him from being that guy, 270 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,875 and now we've got you? 271 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,920 Ugh, fuck my life. 272 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,180 Kate? Is that you? 273 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,765 I've got a boo-boo 274 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,184 that could use some dupli-kisses. 275 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,937 First of all, 276 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,731 We are not dating. 277 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,651 And second, that's inappropriate language for the workplace. 278 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:45,195 So kiss your own boo-boo… 279 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,740 boo… boo… 280 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,867 Wait, I know that look. 281 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,328 Oh, 282 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,038 are you shitting me? 283 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:58,249 You goddamn geriatric hypocrite. 284 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,127 This is none of your business. 285 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,421 - Aw, come on! - You and I were never a thing. 286 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:06,549 The Immortal and I are. Deal with it. 287 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,842 Kate. 288 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:11,721 Don't do this. Please. 289 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,225 We called them heroes, 290 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,019 role models, protectors. 291 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:20,355 But no one ever expected to call 292 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:23,233 the Guardians of the Globe victims. 293 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,944 Welcome to our first annual commemoration 294 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:28,113 of the massacre that shook the world. 295 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:31,449 We begin by honoring Aquarus, King of Atlantis. 296 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,284 Aquarus first won hearts 297 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,453 and minds when he singlehandedly rescued… 298 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,122 Hi, Rus. 299 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,498 Yes, Rus. 300 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,709 I know you lost your job, 301 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:44,212 but the rent's been due for months. So, you know… 302 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,757 - I do? - …served as a symbol for those of us 303 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,384 who feel different… 304 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,677 Just find a way to pay your bills, 305 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,221 or I need you out by the end of next week. 306 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,473 Next, we honor the Guardians' 307 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:57,684 fallen green do-gooder: 308 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,310 Martian Man. 309 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,396 He may have come from the stars, 310 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,189 but Martian Man will always be 311 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:06,151 one of Earth's greatest superheroes. 312 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,444 While taking on bigger threats 313 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,195 was part of his job as a Guardian, 314 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,989 Martian Man always 315 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:14,576 made time to help first responders on the scene. 316 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,327 With his gentle nature 317 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:19,289 and kind spirit, Martian Man made Earth 318 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,874 his home. 319 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,382 Here's the need-to-know. 320 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,217 We've had multiple 321 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,261 corroborated sightings of Darkwing, 322 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:36,181 which is perturbing to me, considering that I personally 323 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:39,142 ID'd what was left of his rib cage last year. 324 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,729 Oh, uh, sorry. 325 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,398 It's okay. 326 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,567 So, observe and report? 327 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,903 That's why you're employee of the month, kid. 328 00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:53,907 Midnight City. 329 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,450 Been a virtual no-man's-land 330 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,453 since the Midnight Magician cursed it back in '02. 331 00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:00,079 So when you say "cursed," 332 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,373 is that, like, a metaphor or… 333 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,377 What the hell? 334 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,879 I mean it's cursed. 335 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,673 Permanent midnight, perpetual darkness. 336 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,759 Summer on the dark side of the moon. 337 00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,810 So weird. 338 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,066 Let me know when you're done playing tourist. 339 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:36,950 Oh, oh, God. Help. Help! 340 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,285 Please, somebody help me! 341 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,831 Ple… 342 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,667 Aah! 343 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,961 Please… 344 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,338 s-somebody help me. 345 00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:55,468 I am helping. 346 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,557 Helping make sure scum like you 347 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,351 never hurt another innocent person again. 348 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,821 Come on, man. 349 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,656 Darkwing was at my 12th birthday party, 350 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:19,242 so I'm pretty sure he doesn't kill people. 351 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,286 Also, pretty sure he's dead. 352 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,621 Killed by your father, Invincible. 353 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,415 Which is why I carry on his work. 354 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,584 I was Night Boy, his assistant. 355 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,461 Assistant? Wait, you mean sidekick? 356 00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,881 We don't use that term. 357 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:36,384 It's degrading. 358 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:39,220 Okay, bring him in. He's lost it. 359 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:40,305 You think? 360 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,098 - You hear them, too? - Huh? 361 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,267 The voices. 362 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:48,563 Oh, man… Hey, you're coming with me. Okay? 363 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:52,066 I'm not going anywhere with the son of a psychopath. 364 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:55,737 Hey, I'm being nice, so watch it. 365 00:19:58,615 --> 00:19:59,824 Huh? 366 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:07,275 Ow. 367 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,917 I felt that. 368 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,501 My predecessor developed 369 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,629 this exoskeleton to help even the field 370 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,130 against those like you. 371 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,508 But that's not what you should be worried about. 372 00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:20,428 Hey, man, I said I felt that punch. I didn't say it hurt. 373 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,105 Aah! 374 00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:34,192 Welcome to the Shadowverse. 375 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:36,527 There are dark things here. 376 00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:38,696 Hungry things. 377 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,282 Even I don't dare to stay too long. 378 00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:44,285 But I hope you like it, 379 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:48,706 because you are never leaving. 380 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:51,250 I liked the old Darkwing better. 381 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,377 I'm the hero here! 382 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,087 I'm saving the world 383 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,297 from Omni-Man's son. 384 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,718 Hey, don't call me that. 385 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:03,930 Let go. 386 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:06,099 Not until you take me back. 387 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:12,063 Hmm. Guess who they'll eat first. 388 00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:19,112 You would never. 389 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:22,323 Like you said, I'm Omni-Man's son. 390 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:26,160 You have no idea 391 00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:28,454 what I'm capable of. 392 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:35,294 There. Now let go of… 393 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,678 Mark? 394 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,930 We lost you for a minute. Where were you? 395 00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,890 You'll have to ask Darkwing's sidekick. 396 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:51,477 When he regains consciousness. 397 00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:53,396 Okay. Bring him in. 398 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,940 I got to sign off. Something just came up. 399 00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:57,608 Anything I can do? 400 00:21:57,692 --> 00:21:59,068 I doubt it. 401 00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:02,572 Debbie, what a pleasant surprise. 402 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,323 What can I do for you? 403 00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:05,742 Mark almost missed 404 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,952 his high school graduation because of you. 405 00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:09,746 He only gets one of those. 406 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,748 He's barely 18, Cecil. 407 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,083 Mark came to me. 408 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,836 I'm looking out for him. I'm easing him back into the job. 409 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:20,506 It's not a job. And he's not your… your-your soldier. 410 00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:22,216 You can't just order him around. 411 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,427 Well, at least he follows orders. 412 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:28,139 Debbie, I didn't mean that. 413 00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:29,932 That's what this is about, isn't it? 414 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,893 That you're in control, not him. 415 00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:33,561 That he's not like his father. 416 00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:36,314 - Debbie… - I can't believe you'd even think that 417 00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:38,149 after everything Mark went through. 418 00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:40,860 And what if you decide you can't trust him? What then? 419 00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:42,278 That won't happen. 420 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,489 I wish I believed you. 421 00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:46,699 Debbie… 422 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,160 I meant what I said, about looking out for Mark. 423 00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:51,871 No dangerous stuff until he's ready. 424 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:54,916 And he calls the shots. You have my word. 425 00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,335 Sir, the Mars file you requested. 426 00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:01,798 D… Donald? 427 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,884 Debbie. Are you okay? 428 00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:06,552 She was just leaving. 429 00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:10,932 That was Donald. 430 00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:18,064 Huh. Wonder what that was about. 431 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:20,483 I told you, sweetie. Everything's fine. 432 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:23,027 You don't sound fine, Mom. 433 00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,403 Are you and dad fighting again? 434 00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:27,281 - No, nothing like that. - Well, then what? 435 00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:30,535 Mom, it's me. 436 00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:34,163 I'll put on some tea and we can just talk, okay? 437 00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:36,582 Things have been a little tight lately, financially, 438 00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:39,210 but we're fine. Really, sweetie. 439 00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:40,503 Mom, why didn't you say something? 440 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:41,712 You know I can help out. 441 00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:45,049 Samantha. 442 00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:49,428 - There. - Turn it back, please, 443 00:23:49,512 --> 00:23:51,055 before your father gets home. 444 00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:53,850 Why? What's going on? 445 00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:56,310 Samantha? 446 00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:58,020 Dad? 447 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:00,106 What are you doing in a Burger Mart shirt? 448 00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:02,859 It's called an honest day's work. 449 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:05,486 But the furniture store… you've been there for 20 years. 450 00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:08,197 Until you people turned the Chicago corporate office 451 00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:09,699 into a pile of rubble. 452 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,492 Ugh, God. Why didn't you tell me? 453 00:24:11,576 --> 00:24:13,911 Maybe you should have asked, instead of flying off 454 00:24:13,995 --> 00:24:16,289 to God knows where doing God knows what. 455 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:18,749 All right, well, I'm here now. 456 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,669 Okay? You don't have to work some minimum wage job 457 00:24:21,752 --> 00:24:24,839 like a teenager. I can give you and mom whatever you want. 458 00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:28,759 I've provided for this family longer than you've been alive. 459 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,264 There. 24 karat. 460 00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:34,765 - You can sell this and… - Turn it back. 461 00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:37,977 Ugh. You're being stubborn for no reason. 462 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:41,022 I said change it back. 463 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:46,027 I have to run. 464 00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:48,654 The Times wants to interview me about my work in Chicago. 465 00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,948 I will visit in a few days to check in. 466 00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:54,452 And make dad sell this. Bye. 467 00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:58,831 Hi there. I'm calling 468 00:24:58,915 --> 00:25:00,333 on behalf of the Katy Giles campaign 469 00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:01,584 to ask for your vote 470 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,711 in next month's state comptroller election. 471 00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:06,422 No, comptroller. 472 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:10,176 You know, overseeing budgets, auditing state finances. 473 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:12,428 It's critical work and… 474 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,013 Hello? Hello? 475 00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:16,098 I think you need a new slogan 476 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,517 that doesn't have the word "audit" in it, or 477 00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:20,436 "comptroller." 478 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:24,148 Local politics might not be as sexy as flying around in tights, 479 00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:27,235 but that doesn't mean you're the only one saving the world. 480 00:25:27,318 --> 00:25:29,904 See? That's a better slogan. 481 00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:34,075 Shouldn't you be off punching things into space? 482 00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:36,577 Surprise. 483 00:25:36,661 --> 00:25:39,622 I'm taking you to lunch. 484 00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:42,625 Ooh. Unexpected, but appreciated. 485 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:44,335 Let me go grab my bag. 486 00:25:44,418 --> 00:25:46,837 There's this great Thai place down the street. 487 00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:51,217 Uh, I had somewhere else in mind. 488 00:25:57,682 --> 00:25:59,850 I said I'd be back at 1:30. 489 00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:02,520 We're almost there. 490 00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:10,236 Okay. You can look now. 491 00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:13,281 Oh… my God. 492 00:26:13,364 --> 00:26:16,284 You brought me to Paris? 493 00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:18,703 Sort of. 494 00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:20,454 Is that a casino? 495 00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:26,669 Okay, yeah, so it's just Las Vegas, 496 00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:28,296 okay? 497 00:26:28,379 --> 00:26:30,464 You only get an hour for lunch, and I can't fly you to Europe 498 00:26:30,548 --> 00:26:33,009 that fast without your skin ripping off, so… 499 00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:37,096 Can I kiss you anyway? 500 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:42,310 You get an A for effort. 501 00:26:42,393 --> 00:26:45,646 And for letting me keep my skin on. 502 00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:48,024 Well, I didn't want to get you all the baggage 503 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:51,152 of dating a superhero without any of the perks. 504 00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:54,405 Mark, I need you. 505 00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,282 Give me a sec. 506 00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,453 Dinner tonight instead? 507 00:27:02,413 --> 00:27:05,082 Go save the world, Invincible. 508 00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:07,418 Just make sure the voice in your ear 509 00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:09,503 isn't the only one you listen to. 510 00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:13,424 You're way too good for me. 511 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:18,804 Mm. Also, I need to take you 512 00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:22,224 back to work first. 513 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:40,993 - You're late. - For what… low tide? 514 00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:43,287 Something like that. 515 00:27:43,371 --> 00:27:45,539 Turns out the Atlanteans are sore about Omni-Man 516 00:27:45,623 --> 00:27:47,875 murdering their king, Aquarus. 517 00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:50,669 And since your dad vanished like a fart in a hurricane, 518 00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:52,880 Atlantean law dictates that his sentence falls 519 00:27:52,963 --> 00:27:56,175 to his next of kin. You. 520 00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:57,635 That's a stupid law. 521 00:27:57,718 --> 00:28:00,679 Maybe. But Atlantis controls the oceans. 522 00:28:00,763 --> 00:28:02,390 They've threatened to erase the Eastern seaboard 523 00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:03,974 if we don't deal with this. 524 00:28:04,058 --> 00:28:06,018 You want me to go to war against an entire 525 00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:07,770 underwater civilization? 526 00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:09,814 Who said anything about war? 527 00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:12,400 According to Atlantean custom, the only way to atone 528 00:28:12,483 --> 00:28:15,194 for the king's murder is to marry his widow. 529 00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:16,445 What? 530 00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:18,614 It's an honor, if you think about it. 531 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:21,450 I can't marry a fish. I have a girlfriend. 532 00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:23,786 Relax. It's strictly symbolic. 533 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:25,079 All you have to do is go through the ceremony. 534 00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:27,581 Maybe kiss the bride. 535 00:28:27,665 --> 00:28:29,417 Then all is forgiven and everyone moves on. It's easy. 536 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:32,795 Okay, but, like, will I have to, you know… 537 00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:35,881 All right, what exactly am I looking at? 538 00:28:35,965 --> 00:28:38,259 Your ride. 539 00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:44,056 Sorry, kid, I got another fire to put out. 540 00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:46,934 Good luck down there. I'll be listening. 541 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:50,506 Talk to me. 542 00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:51,939 It's the Lizard League, sir. 543 00:28:54,525 --> 00:28:56,068 You called me back for the Lizard League? 544 00:28:56,152 --> 00:28:58,487 They've hit a bio-research lab outside of Dallas. 545 00:28:58,571 --> 00:29:01,282 How? We got King Lizard rotting in a prison cell. 546 00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:02,533 Uh, it appears 547 00:29:02,616 --> 00:29:03,784 that Supreme Lizard has seized 548 00:29:03,868 --> 00:29:05,161 control in his absence. 549 00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:08,372 Send in the Guardians. 550 00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:09,915 A-Are you sure they're ready? 551 00:29:09,999 --> 00:29:11,792 If they can't take down the Lizard League, 552 00:29:11,876 --> 00:29:13,252 they'll never be ready. 553 00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:20,551 Nope. 554 00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:23,262 Not this bullshit again. 555 00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:26,599 I'm not doing another me. 556 00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:29,185 That me better not be you, Rudy. 557 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:30,269 It's not. 558 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:35,941 Who are you? 559 00:29:36,025 --> 00:29:39,778 I call me… the Shapesmith. 560 00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:45,826 Guardians. 561 00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:49,371 Things usually this weird around here? 562 00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:51,415 You have no idea. 563 00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:02,134 Whoa. 564 00:30:02,218 --> 00:30:04,136 Wear this. 565 00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:35,834 Welcome, son of he who slayed my husband. 566 00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:36,961 About that… 567 00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:39,630 You will address her as Your Majesty, 568 00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:40,923 air-breather. 569 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:42,716 Right. Your Majesty, 570 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,052 it's an honor to meet you. 571 00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:47,471 And I'm very sorry 572 00:30:47,555 --> 00:30:49,682 for what my father did, 573 00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:51,267 but I can't do this. 574 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:53,727 And definitely not here in front of everyone. 575 00:30:53,811 --> 00:30:55,938 Okay. Uh, Th-This is kind of awkward, but 576 00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:57,731 I have a girlfriend… name is Amber… 577 00:30:57,815 --> 00:30:59,858 and we're finally in a good place, 578 00:30:59,942 --> 00:31:02,319 so, even though, you know, 579 00:31:02,403 --> 00:31:03,988 you seem super nice, 580 00:31:04,071 --> 00:31:06,991 it-it just wouldn't feel right to… 581 00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:09,034 What do you speak of? 582 00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:11,787 Isn't that why I'm here? To be your new king? 583 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,372 Why would I need a king? 584 00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:16,542 I commanded this kingdom for a decade 585 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:19,336 while Aquarus played dress-up with you humans. 586 00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:22,631 Oh, then we're not getting married? 587 00:31:22,715 --> 00:31:26,218 We abolished that barbaric custom. 588 00:31:26,302 --> 00:31:28,887 What do you think we are, savages? 589 00:31:28,971 --> 00:31:31,849 Oh, my… Oh, thank God. 590 00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:35,311 I mean, uh, thank you, Your-Your Majesty. 591 00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:37,771 G-Great. 592 00:31:37,855 --> 00:31:39,481 So, what's the new law? 593 00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:44,737 Trial by combat. 594 00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:48,282 Release the Depth-Dweller! 595 00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:55,998 Aw, man. 596 00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:08,469 Wait, you want me to fight that? 597 00:32:08,552 --> 00:32:11,847 Seems a little unfair. 598 00:32:15,726 --> 00:32:18,771 Okay. I win. Can I go now? 599 00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:21,732 Whoa. 600 00:32:26,362 --> 00:32:29,031 Uh… 601 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:32,284 Oh, that makes a lot more sense. 602 00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:43,754 Seriously? 603 00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:52,596 Uh, if you're not feeling ready… 604 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,848 - Paul. - Yeah? 605 00:32:54,932 --> 00:32:58,727 - Let's sell this bitch. - Okay. 606 00:32:58,811 --> 00:33:00,646 Oh, wow. 607 00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:03,190 This place is adorable. 608 00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:07,444 Hi. 609 00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:11,365 So pleased to meet you. Come on in. 610 00:33:12,783 --> 00:33:13,867 And last 611 00:33:13,951 --> 00:33:16,370 but not least, the living room. 612 00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:17,955 I love it. 613 00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:19,581 It looks recently renovated. 614 00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:22,835 It looks like they didn't even know what they were doing. 615 00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:25,504 I-It was professionally redone only two years ago. 616 00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:26,922 When are you taking offers? 617 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,590 - Wednesday. - Whoa! 618 00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:31,093 - Slow down. - I was just asking. 619 00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:32,761 Yeah? Well, don't bother. 620 00:33:32,845 --> 00:33:35,055 We're definitely not offering on this place. 621 00:33:35,139 --> 00:33:37,766 It's in our price range. We like the location. The schools… 622 00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:39,101 It's too far from the office. 623 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:40,310 You want me to get home even later? 624 00:33:40,394 --> 00:33:42,229 There's excellent local transit. 625 00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:43,856 Of course I don't. I just think… 626 00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:45,232 It's not happening. 627 00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:47,359 When you earn the money, 628 00:33:47,443 --> 00:33:49,945 you can decide where we live. 629 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:51,530 She's not your pet. 630 00:33:51,613 --> 00:33:53,574 What was that? 631 00:33:53,657 --> 00:33:55,200 Did we mention the spacious garage? 632 00:33:55,284 --> 00:33:57,202 Why don't you all go ahead? I'll meet you there in a jiffy. 633 00:34:01,248 --> 00:34:02,875 Why don't you take the rest of the day off? 634 00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:04,460 I'll call you later. 635 00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:30,944 What the hell's going on down there? 636 00:34:31,028 --> 00:34:35,282 Your file on Atlantean law needs some serious updating. 637 00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:36,825 - This wasn't the deal. - Huh. 638 00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:38,619 I'm pulling you out. Backup's on the way. 639 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,710 Huh. 640 00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:53,842 Oh, shit! 641 00:35:06,355 --> 00:35:07,856 Talk to me, kid. 642 00:35:10,192 --> 00:35:13,529 That… sound. 643 00:35:24,915 --> 00:35:27,042 How far away is that backup? 644 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,126 Incoming. 645 00:35:34,550 --> 00:35:37,511 Now's your chance. Get out of there. 646 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:52,943 Huh? 647 00:35:57,781 --> 00:36:01,159 Cecil, that thing got loose. It's killing everyone. 648 00:36:01,243 --> 00:36:02,703 Well they should have thought about that before they 649 00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:04,121 brought it home from the store. 650 00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:06,081 I can't leave those people to die. 651 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:09,084 They tried to kill you. They were cheering. 652 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:12,045 All they wanted was justice for what my dad did. 653 00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:16,800 You're not your father, Mark. 654 00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:22,264 That's why I'm going back. 655 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:53,670 Okay, now we can do this. 656 00:37:34,711 --> 00:37:36,546 Um… 657 00:37:54,523 --> 00:37:56,233 Aah! 658 00:37:56,316 --> 00:37:59,194 Ugh… Ah… 659 00:38:00,570 --> 00:38:02,489 You got lucky this time. 660 00:38:02,572 --> 00:38:03,824 Lucky? 661 00:38:03,907 --> 00:38:05,158 Atlantis is calling it even 662 00:38:05,242 --> 00:38:07,369 since you saved the Queen's life. 663 00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:10,163 The next time I give you an order, 664 00:38:10,247 --> 00:38:12,332 you listen. 665 00:38:12,416 --> 00:38:15,127 Pull up the audio from that fight. 666 00:38:20,173 --> 00:38:22,175 Get it to the boys in R & D. I want a report in a week. 667 00:38:22,259 --> 00:38:23,385 Yes, sir. 668 00:38:26,555 --> 00:38:30,267 Sir, when Debbie came to speak with you, she seemed, uh… 669 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:33,520 distressed when she… when she saw me. 670 00:38:33,603 --> 00:38:34,855 Well, she's a distressed person. 671 00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:36,398 After the number Nolan did on her, 672 00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:38,734 who knows what's going through her head. 673 00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:40,277 Anything else, Donald? 674 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,239 No, sir. 675 00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:52,539 Ugh. 676 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:56,126 Why would you do that? 677 00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:58,086 We don't want your fake food 678 00:38:58,170 --> 00:39:00,505 or your fake gold. 679 00:39:00,589 --> 00:39:02,591 They're not fake. 680 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:05,469 But… I get it. 681 00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:09,264 You had your job for years and losing it must feel awful. 682 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:12,350 I know how hard you worked to provide for mom and me. 683 00:39:12,434 --> 00:39:14,436 No one is trying to take that away from you. 684 00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:16,605 But you got to get over this stupid 685 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,190 "man of the house" thing. I'm trying to help. 686 00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:19,983 Oh, yeah? 687 00:39:20,067 --> 00:39:22,235 Like you helped Chicago? 688 00:39:22,319 --> 00:39:24,071 - Adam, don't. - What? 689 00:39:24,154 --> 00:39:25,781 The whole lot 690 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:28,075 was unstable, that's why 691 00:39:28,158 --> 00:39:29,785 the city never built there. 692 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:33,163 It's a miracle nobody was killed. 693 00:39:33,246 --> 00:39:35,415 This is what happens when you think rules 694 00:39:35,499 --> 00:39:37,876 are just for us pathetic normal people. 695 00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:40,378 Your powers don't make you a hero. 696 00:39:40,462 --> 00:39:43,256 They make you dangerous. 697 00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:45,550 I have to go. 698 00:39:45,634 --> 00:39:49,596 Don't come back until you've figured that out. 699 00:40:17,249 --> 00:40:20,836 Fuck you, motherfucker! 700 00:41:22,772 --> 00:41:25,692 And over here is our training room. 701 00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:28,820 Wow. Look at all those… 702 00:41:28,904 --> 00:41:30,697 those things. 703 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:33,408 Ooh why don't you show him the shower, Immortal? 704 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,076 It's super roomy. 705 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,996 You could do anything in there, right? 706 00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:40,332 And you all get to live here? 707 00:41:40,415 --> 00:41:43,251 Play your cards right and maybe you can, too, someday. 708 00:41:43,335 --> 00:41:45,587 The Guardians could use someone with your talents. 709 00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:47,088 Really? 710 00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:49,841 Forgive me for questioning your authority, Immortal, 711 00:41:49,925 --> 00:41:52,302 but we don't know anything about the Shapesmith. 712 00:41:52,385 --> 00:41:53,637 I can tell you. 713 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:56,097 I can tell you. I can tell you. 714 00:41:56,181 --> 00:41:58,183 I was born a baby human, 715 00:41:58,266 --> 00:42:01,436 right here on the planet of Earth. 716 00:42:11,947 --> 00:42:15,867 I got my superpowers in a random industrial accident. 717 00:42:25,669 --> 00:42:28,964 I swore to use my abilities for good and to help people 718 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:32,509 and to protect my planet, no matter what. 719 00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:40,225 Because I am a normal 720 00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:42,394 human superhero. 721 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:46,773 Am I in? 722 00:42:50,277 --> 00:42:54,322 Yes, we were defeated. Yes, 723 00:42:54,406 --> 00:42:56,866 it was embarrassing. 724 00:42:56,950 --> 00:43:00,954 Yes, it was my plan. 725 00:43:01,037 --> 00:43:03,623 But we are not a joke, 726 00:43:03,707 --> 00:43:08,003 no matter what social media says. 727 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:10,422 We are the Lizard League, 728 00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:14,259 and we are unstoppable. 729 00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:18,430 We're unstoppable. We're unstoppable. 730 00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:21,433 And under my leadership, 731 00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:24,394 instead of that fool, King Lizard, 732 00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:27,397 we will rise again, 733 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,941 any day now! 734 00:43:30,025 --> 00:43:32,986 All hail Supreme Lizard. 735 00:43:33,069 --> 00:43:34,571 All hail S… 736 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:45,248 If anyone is going to 737 00:43:45,332 --> 00:43:47,876 turn this organization around, 738 00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:50,795 it's going to be King Lizard. 739 00:43:50,879 --> 00:43:52,672 Any objections? 740 00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:11,107 Why should I tell you anything? 741 00:44:11,191 --> 00:44:12,901 Who the hell are you, anyway? 742 00:44:14,277 --> 00:44:16,237 Think of me as an old friend. 743 00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:18,073 An old friend who can help you, 744 00:44:18,156 --> 00:44:20,867 given your current predicament. 745 00:44:22,035 --> 00:44:23,453 Fine. 746 00:44:24,704 --> 00:44:26,998 They were smart. 747 00:44:27,082 --> 00:44:29,250 After our ultimatum, they ambushed my dad 748 00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:31,753 with experimental quantum bombs. 749 00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:34,172 Still cost them most of Europe. 750 00:44:36,633 --> 00:44:38,343 Then they just… 751 00:44:38,426 --> 00:44:40,887 wore me down. 752 00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:43,973 Caught me when I finally had to sleep. 753 00:44:44,057 --> 00:44:47,602 Hmm. Interesting. 754 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:51,398 - Freeze! - Who the hell are you? 755 00:44:52,399 --> 00:44:55,860 - That's what I said. - Me? I'm not your problem. 756 00:44:55,944 --> 00:44:59,322 Then whose problem are you? 757 00:44:59,406 --> 00:45:02,659 His. Well, not his, but… 758 00:45:04,077 --> 00:45:06,246 …close enough. 759 00:45:06,329 --> 00:45:08,915 Make him pay for what he did to your world. 760 00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:10,583 What? 761 00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:13,670 Stop. Hey, you promised you'd help me. Hey. 762 00:45:13,753 --> 00:45:16,589 Don't leave me here! Hey!