1 00:00:01,890 --> 00:00:05,322 I love you guys, but sometimes you're not that cool. 2 00:00:05,374 --> 00:00:07,057 We're cool! Not cool? 3 00:00:07,109 --> 00:00:09,960 Try to be cool. Sometimes you're not too cool. 4 00:00:10,012 --> 00:00:11,862 Charlie... Always cool, man. 5 00:00:11,914 --> 00:00:14,364 - Hey, man, we're closed. - Yeah, I know. 6 00:00:14,416 --> 00:00:17,216 Whoa, whoa, whoa! We don't want any trouble. 7 00:00:17,268 --> 00:00:18,168 What? 8 00:00:18,220 --> 00:00:21,038 Guys, this is Terrell... 9 00:00:21,090 --> 00:00:23,624 from my acting class. 10 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,412 Yeah. Yeah. Hey, man. How's it goin'? 11 00:00:28,464 --> 00:00:31,848 It's going good. How you doin'? Good, man. 12 00:00:31,900 --> 00:00:34,051 We're just chillin', dude. Great. 13 00:00:34,103 --> 00:00:36,086 Just closing up shop. Yeah. 14 00:00:36,138 --> 00:00:37,054 Whoa. 15 00:00:37,106 --> 00:00:41,124 Guess you guys don't have too many brothers walking through here. 16 00:00:41,176 --> 00:00:43,360 No, no. We got plenty of brothers. 17 00:00:43,412 --> 00:00:44,995 Yeah... A-African-Americans. 18 00:00:45,047 --> 00:00:47,631 - Okay. - Yeah, we get it. 19 00:00:47,683 --> 00:00:50,784 You might know some of them. 20 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:54,705 Yeah. We're probably related. 21 00:00:54,757 --> 00:00:55,238 No. 22 00:00:55,290 --> 00:00:58,875 I don't think he was implying that you guys are all related. That's ridiculous. 23 00:00:58,927 --> 00:01:03,313 Sweet Dee came in here a second ago and started talking about acting class. 24 00:01:03,365 --> 00:01:07,865 We weren't expecting you... We weren't expecting you to be black, that's all. 25 00:01:11,906 --> 00:01:14,007 Right. 26 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:20,981 Thanks, guys. 27 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:57,067 When I'm promotin', everybody and their mama gonna be there. 28 00:01:57,119 --> 00:01:59,936 There's gonna be brothers, white boys, Latinos, whatever. 29 00:01:59,988 --> 00:02:02,172 You got niggas hanging from the rafters. 30 00:02:02,224 --> 00:02:05,509 So we got 400-plus packed into this tiny little place... 31 00:02:05,561 --> 00:02:08,578 Whoa. You had 400 people packed into a place? 32 00:02:08,630 --> 00:02:10,647 You damn right. That's my job, man. 33 00:02:10,699 --> 00:02:12,082 And it's mostly college kids. 34 00:02:12,134 --> 00:02:15,085 My sister goes to Temple, so I got the hookup over there. 35 00:02:15,137 --> 00:02:15,652 And hookups are good. 36 00:02:15,704 --> 00:02:18,813 But, just to be clear, when you say your sister, 37 00:02:18,865 --> 00:02:21,525 do you mean your sister or your friend... 38 00:02:21,577 --> 00:02:23,777 Dude. Jesus. 39 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:26,930 I mean my sister. Okay. Cool. 40 00:02:26,982 --> 00:02:30,901 I was just... Because he could mean his friend or his... 41 00:02:30,953 --> 00:02:32,153 Stop talking. 42 00:02:32,187 --> 00:02:34,571 So we're packed into this little place on Walnut. 43 00:02:34,623 --> 00:02:37,607 We're halfway through the night, everything's goin' all right. 44 00:02:37,659 --> 00:02:41,611 All of a sudden, I notice this dude eyeballin' me from across the bar. 45 00:02:41,663 --> 00:02:45,882 Shit. I don't know if this dude wants to freak me or fight me. 46 00:02:45,934 --> 00:02:49,219 He's giving you crazy eyes. The insane, crazy eyes. 47 00:02:49,271 --> 00:02:50,754 Right? I know that. 48 00:02:50,806 --> 00:02:53,523 So I walk over... He's this big, cut Mexican dude... 49 00:02:53,575 --> 00:02:56,993 and I look at him and say, "Yo, ese, 50 00:02:57,045 --> 00:03:00,731 unless you want to get yo' ass torn apart, 51 00:03:00,783 --> 00:03:02,866 you'd better get that look off your face." 52 00:03:02,918 --> 00:03:06,169 No! You just walked right up to him and said that? 53 00:03:06,221 --> 00:03:08,538 I had to, man. You gotta make the first move. 54 00:03:08,590 --> 00:03:11,641 Always make the first move. You know what I'm sayin'? I-I know. 55 00:03:11,693 --> 00:03:13,977 So what happened? Well, hey, he won't stop starin' me down. 56 00:03:14,029 --> 00:03:16,829 We're, like, eyeball to eyeball. His grill is 57 00:03:16,881 --> 00:03:19,683 right up in mine. It feels like an eternity. 58 00:03:19,735 --> 00:03:21,585 Finally, 59 00:03:21,637 --> 00:03:24,221 he just opens up his mouth and says, 60 00:03:24,273 --> 00:03:28,773 "I guess you gon' have to tear my ass apart, homes." 61 00:03:29,044 --> 00:03:32,763 Man. So what'd you do? 62 00:03:32,815 --> 00:03:34,798 Took him to the back alley, 63 00:03:34,850 --> 00:03:37,567 and I tore his ass apart! 64 00:03:37,619 --> 00:03:39,669 My God! 65 00:03:39,721 --> 00:03:41,254 That's insane! 66 00:03:44,092 --> 00:03:47,177 Okay, I would like to do things like that. 67 00:03:47,229 --> 00:03:49,780 I love that guy. "I took him to the back alley"? 68 00:03:49,832 --> 00:03:53,817 Who does shit like that? It's like a movie. There's something off about him. 69 00:03:53,869 --> 00:03:57,254 Bro, that's racist. No, asshole, that's not what I meant. 70 00:03:57,306 --> 00:04:00,220 I'll go get the coffee. What do you guys want? Dude, sit down. Okay? 71 00:04:00,242 --> 00:04:03,059 Wait till the waitress comes out here, and then you can stare at her. 72 00:04:03,111 --> 00:04:06,372 I wasn't gonna stare at her. I was just gonna... He wasn't gonna stare at her. 73 00:04:06,415 --> 00:04:09,266 - You're totally obsessed with that chick. - No, I'm not. I like her. 74 00:04:09,318 --> 00:04:13,818 I have a little bit of a crush, yes. But obsessed? That's a bit of a harsh word. 75 00:04:13,956 --> 00:04:18,456 It's never gonna happen. Honestly, I think we should think about hiring Terrell. 76 00:04:19,361 --> 00:04:20,744 Why? For what? You heard him. 77 00:04:20,796 --> 00:04:23,013 When he's promotin', everybody named Mama's looking to get in. 78 00:04:23,065 --> 00:04:26,183 That's true. They do have "niggers hanging from rafters." 79 00:04:26,235 --> 00:04:29,786 Wow. Nice. No, that's not what I was saying. 80 00:04:29,838 --> 00:04:30,754 Coffee? Yeah. 81 00:04:30,806 --> 00:04:33,056 Hitler? No, I'm not... I'm not Adolf Hitler. 82 00:04:33,108 --> 00:04:37,127 I'll make sure to put lots of cream in yours. I was quoting a black friend. 83 00:04:37,179 --> 00:04:38,995 Okay. 84 00:04:39,047 --> 00:04:40,597 Well, that's just great. 85 00:04:40,649 --> 00:04:43,033 - Now she thinks I'm racist. - Dude, will you just drop it? 86 00:04:43,085 --> 00:04:46,837 Listen, if Terrell delivers half of what he promises, we're looking at 200 people. 87 00:04:46,889 --> 00:04:48,397 Yeah, that's true. 88 00:04:48,449 --> 00:04:52,142 It'd be nice to get some chicks in the bar. 89 00:04:52,194 --> 00:04:55,028 All right, let's do it. 90 00:04:58,666 --> 00:04:59,683 Sure about this? It's 2005, Charlie. 91 00:04:59,735 --> 00:05:03,386 Don't you think it's ridiculous that you have no friends outside of your own race? 92 00:05:03,438 --> 00:05:06,623 No, what is ridiculous is this stupid plan. It's not stupid! 93 00:05:06,675 --> 00:05:08,925 It's a stupid plan. It's not... This is a college campus. 94 00:05:08,977 --> 00:05:12,929 This is a great place to meet people of different cultures, diversify... 95 00:05:12,981 --> 00:05:16,850 You're just trying to make black... 96 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:18,068 You're trying to make black friends. 97 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,289 You're not making it easy. You're trying to 98 00:05:20,341 --> 00:05:22,873 impress Terrell with a couple of black friends. 99 00:05:22,925 --> 00:05:24,724 Don't do this right now. 100 00:05:27,262 --> 00:05:31,248 Okay. See? This is exactly what I'm talking about. 101 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:33,116 This is perfect. Yeah. 102 00:05:33,168 --> 00:05:35,852 I'm gonna break the ice. Go for it. 103 00:05:35,904 --> 00:05:37,754 'Bout to bust that shit up, Reese. 104 00:05:37,806 --> 00:05:40,357 'Bout to bust that shit up, boy! 105 00:05:40,409 --> 00:05:42,809 Absolutely. 106 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:51,434 Okay, that didn't go exactly the way... No. 107 00:05:51,486 --> 00:05:54,104 No. It was really awkward. Really awkward. 108 00:05:54,156 --> 00:05:55,906 Maybe we should go. Yeah! 109 00:05:55,958 --> 00:05:59,376 Hey, what's your name? It's, Charlie. 110 00:05:59,428 --> 00:06:01,878 Do you play bones, Charlie? 111 00:06:01,930 --> 00:06:03,130 I dabble. 112 00:06:03,131 --> 00:06:06,116 Do you want to play? I could get you a game. 113 00:06:06,168 --> 00:06:08,818 No, I shouldn't. I'm not very good, so... 114 00:06:08,870 --> 00:06:13,256 I bet you're really good. Well, it's been a long time, you know. 115 00:06:13,308 --> 00:06:15,825 Come on. All right. One game. 116 00:06:15,877 --> 00:06:18,878 Domino, bitch! 117 00:06:23,184 --> 00:06:24,234 This is bullshit. Absolute bullshit. 118 00:06:24,286 --> 00:06:27,904 Why do these people like you more than they like me? Maybe it's comments like that. 119 00:06:27,956 --> 00:06:32,075 I meant those people in there, not all black people. What am I supposed to say? 120 00:06:32,127 --> 00:06:35,946 You should say something different. Figure something else out. 121 00:06:35,998 --> 00:06:37,747 Hey. Hey. 122 00:06:37,799 --> 00:06:40,250 Um, I'm Janell. Hi. 123 00:06:40,302 --> 00:06:44,421 You got some moves out there, Charlie. Thanks. 124 00:06:44,473 --> 00:06:46,222 You know. 125 00:06:46,274 --> 00:06:48,959 I wanted to give you this. 126 00:06:49,011 --> 00:06:50,360 Okay. You know? 127 00:06:50,412 --> 00:06:54,464 Give me a call sometime. All right? Yeah. Sure. 128 00:06:54,516 --> 00:06:56,099 Well, you... 129 00:06:56,151 --> 00:06:59,703 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing, dude? What? 130 00:06:59,755 --> 00:07:00,403 That girl's gorgeous. 131 00:07:00,455 --> 00:07:03,907 She's the perfect opportunity to prove we're not racist. She probably has friends for me. 132 00:07:03,959 --> 00:07:08,459 Well, if anything, I think we should be focused on black men, first of all. 133 00:07:08,830 --> 00:07:10,080 What? 134 00:07:10,132 --> 00:07:12,949 We don't really need... We need black guys, so... 135 00:07:13,001 --> 00:07:15,418 Black guys? What are you talking about? You know. 136 00:07:15,470 --> 00:07:19,322 Is this about that waitress at the coffee shop, dude? 137 00:07:19,374 --> 00:07:20,857 My God! What? 138 00:07:20,909 --> 00:07:23,793 Dude, you are obsessed with this chick. No, I'm not. 139 00:07:23,845 --> 00:07:25,161 Let me see your wallet. Why? 140 00:07:25,213 --> 00:07:29,713 Are you still carrying a picture of her in your wallet? No. 141 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,407 Give it to me. Give it... 142 00:07:37,459 --> 00:07:40,043 My God! Stop making a scene! 143 00:07:40,095 --> 00:07:42,879 Just give me the wallet! Give me the wallet! 144 00:07:42,931 --> 00:07:44,748 I can't get the goddamn... 145 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,549 It's okay! It's okay, everybody! 146 00:07:46,601 --> 00:07:49,819 You're making a scene. You're making a scene! 147 00:07:49,871 --> 00:07:51,121 I got it. 148 00:07:51,173 --> 00:07:54,124 Okay, okay, okay, okay. Hold on a second. 149 00:07:54,176 --> 00:07:57,861 Ha! Ha-ha! Ha! Give it to me! 150 00:07:57,913 --> 00:07:59,329 He had it! 151 00:07:59,381 --> 00:08:00,897 Okay! You found it! 152 00:08:00,949 --> 00:08:04,017 I'm gonna tear it up! No, don't! 153 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:08,038 Just give me it. I'll call the black girl. Okay? 154 00:08:08,090 --> 00:08:09,873 Okay, buddy. 155 00:08:09,925 --> 00:08:12,242 We're cool. We're cool. 156 00:08:12,294 --> 00:08:16,196 We're good. Thanks, guys. See ya. 157 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:23,219 I had the craziest dream last night that I was in Cleveland, Ohio, 158 00:08:23,271 --> 00:08:26,222 which is really weird, because I've never even been to Ohio. 159 00:08:26,274 --> 00:08:29,259 This guy was wearing a bunny suit, and he was coming out... 160 00:08:29,311 --> 00:08:31,895 You know what, Dee? I don't wanna hear about your dreams. Okay? 161 00:08:31,947 --> 00:08:35,765 I hate listening to people's dreams. It's like flipping through a stack of photographs. 162 00:08:35,817 --> 00:08:40,036 If I'm not in any of 'em and nobody's having sex, I just... I don't care. 163 00:08:40,088 --> 00:08:42,906 I'm sorry. I would listen to your dreams. 164 00:08:42,958 --> 00:08:46,009 'Cause your my brother and I love you. I'm sorry. I am. 165 00:08:46,061 --> 00:08:48,978 Hey! What's goin' on, guys? Terrell. 166 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:52,015 How are you? Hey! What's up? What's up? 167 00:08:52,067 --> 00:08:55,585 How you doin'? Dennis! What's goin' on? 168 00:08:55,637 --> 00:08:58,221 All right, man. How's it goin', man? 169 00:08:58,273 --> 00:08:59,222 Good, man. 170 00:08:59,274 --> 00:09:03,359 Listen, um, you mind stepping outside with me for a second, man? 171 00:09:03,411 --> 00:09:05,328 Yeah, I'll come outside. Yeah? 172 00:09:05,380 --> 00:09:08,314 Yeah. All right. Well, come on. 173 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:13,616 I'm gonna put these out on the tables. 174 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:17,140 Always keep a line. 175 00:09:17,192 --> 00:09:20,310 My God! That is a lot of people! 176 00:09:20,362 --> 00:09:22,462 Wow! 177 00:09:27,302 --> 00:09:31,802 - This is crazy! - I know! I told you! Terrell's the best! 178 00:09:31,973 --> 00:09:35,024 I'm gonna have to start bartending full-time. 179 00:09:35,076 --> 00:09:37,410 L-Look at this! 180 00:09:37,511 --> 00:09:40,196 Why are you making more money than me? I don't know! 181 00:09:40,248 --> 00:09:41,497 Hey, this is crazy! 182 00:09:41,549 --> 00:09:44,534 I know. Terrell packed 'em in. Look at this. 183 00:09:44,586 --> 00:09:48,138 This is crazy! Yeah, dude, we were just saying that. 184 00:09:48,190 --> 00:09:50,640 Lot of dudes. Yeah, there's a lot of dudes. 185 00:09:50,692 --> 00:09:52,375 Lot of dudes. 186 00:09:52,427 --> 00:09:53,643 What can I get you boys? 187 00:09:53,695 --> 00:09:58,195 We wanted to wait for the cute one. What cute one? 188 00:10:01,335 --> 00:10:04,504 Mac, isn't that your cousin Brett by the jukebox? 189 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,657 Yeah! Let's go say hey. 190 00:10:07,709 --> 00:10:09,993 Yo, Brettie boy! Hey, cuz! 191 00:10:10,045 --> 00:10:14,545 Hey! How you doin'? What's up, Brett? Can you believe this crowd? 192 00:10:14,950 --> 00:10:17,367 - It's something else! - Yeah! 193 00:10:17,419 --> 00:10:20,003 Gentlemen, I understand my services have been requested. 194 00:10:20,055 --> 00:10:22,539 I actually got a couple of services I'd like to request. 195 00:10:22,591 --> 00:10:24,941 Whoa! What are you doin, man? I'm not... 196 00:10:24,993 --> 00:10:29,493 You have the most beautiful eyes. Okay, man, but I'm... Really? 197 00:10:30,165 --> 00:10:32,265 So blue. 198 00:10:32,366 --> 00:10:35,318 Really more of a blue-green, actually, but... 199 00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:38,154 I'm really proud of you, man. Yeah, thanks. 200 00:10:38,206 --> 00:10:40,590 You've come a long way. What do you mean? 201 00:10:40,642 --> 00:10:45,142 You guys are running the hottest gay bar in Philadelphia. 202 00:11:04,281 --> 00:11:06,998 No! What in the hell is your problem? 203 00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:08,867 How could you not tell me you were gay? 204 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:11,561 I'm a musical theater actor living in Philadelphia. 205 00:11:11,613 --> 00:11:13,739 I didn't think it was that big a secret. 206 00:11:13,791 --> 00:11:15,674 I've been coming on to you for weeks now. 207 00:11:15,726 --> 00:11:18,379 Just thought you were into gay dudes. I am not into gay dudes! 208 00:11:18,429 --> 00:11:20,386 Apparently you are. Okay, well, you know what? 209 00:11:20,431 --> 00:11:24,249 The guys hired you to promote their bar, and you turned it into a gay bar. 210 00:11:24,301 --> 00:11:26,301 They are not happy. 211 00:11:30,307 --> 00:11:31,790 So much money! Whoo! 212 00:11:31,842 --> 00:11:35,327 So much money! We made more money in one night... 213 00:11:35,379 --> 00:11:39,064 Th-Than in the entire time that we've owned this place! 214 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:40,999 We have to embrace the situation. 215 00:11:41,051 --> 00:11:42,868 We should totally embrace the situation! 216 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:45,303 We're a gay bar from now on. Absolutely, man! 217 00:11:45,355 --> 00:11:47,205 No goddamn way. 218 00:11:47,257 --> 00:11:48,874 Have you guys seen this? 219 00:11:48,926 --> 00:11:51,877 "Looking for that new hot spot to spot that stud? 220 00:11:51,929 --> 00:11:54,312 Well, Paddy's Irish Pub has plugged that hole." 221 00:11:54,364 --> 00:11:57,149 That's a nice notice. No, it's not nice. 222 00:11:57,201 --> 00:11:58,316 I don't want to be plugging anybody's holes. 223 00:11:58,368 --> 00:12:00,952 I'm gonna have to agree with Mac. Of course you are. 224 00:12:01,004 --> 00:12:03,021 I made $300 last night. How much did you make? 225 00:12:03,073 --> 00:12:07,125 First of all, that's rude. And that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about. 226 00:12:07,177 --> 00:12:08,525 It has everything to do with it. 227 00:12:08,545 --> 00:12:10,896 I don't think we have much of a choice. We need to do this. 228 00:12:10,948 --> 00:12:15,133 If you guys remember, one of the major reasons we got this bar was to get laid. 229 00:12:15,185 --> 00:12:18,303 Maybe you did it to get laid. I got a little something I like to call business ethics. 230 00:12:18,355 --> 00:12:21,353 Business ethics? The only reason you don't care 231 00:12:21,405 --> 00:12:24,392 is you have black girls hanging all over you. 232 00:12:25,461 --> 00:12:27,279 Okay, chill out. You're gonna screw it up. 233 00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:30,849 Screw it up? I happen to have a date with a nice young lady today. 234 00:12:30,901 --> 00:12:32,851 - Ouch. - It's a purely fiscal decision. 235 00:12:32,903 --> 00:12:36,154 Bullshit. You don't care about the money. You just like the attention. 236 00:12:36,206 --> 00:12:39,491 What the hell is that supposed to mean? "Everybody look at me!" 237 00:12:39,543 --> 00:12:41,793 You know exactly what I mean, pretty boy. 238 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,762 - Hey, handsome. - Hey, beautiful. 239 00:12:43,814 --> 00:12:45,163 - Hey, sexy. - Hey, hoss. 240 00:12:45,215 --> 00:12:48,433 I just get along really well with those guys. They're vibing. 241 00:12:48,485 --> 00:12:52,337 No, you're leading them on. You're not gay, you're just really vain. 242 00:12:52,389 --> 00:12:56,107 Okay, time out. Here's what we should do. Let's take a vote. 243 00:12:56,159 --> 00:12:57,359 - Fine. - Okay. 244 00:12:57,394 --> 00:13:01,480 All those in favor of Paddy's Pub remaining a gay bar, say "aye." 245 00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:02,948 Aye. Aye. Opposed? 246 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,250 K-K-Keeping in mind that you don't get a vote. Why? 247 00:13:05,302 --> 00:13:08,127 Because you're the bartender. You're not one of the owners. 248 00:13:08,179 --> 00:13:09,521 No, Sweet Dee gets a vote. 249 00:13:09,573 --> 00:13:12,841 No, she doesn't! Of course I get a vote! 250 00:13:14,811 --> 00:13:17,262 All owners opposed, say "nay." 251 00:13:17,314 --> 00:13:20,465 All people who own the bar who are opposed, say "nay." 252 00:13:20,517 --> 00:13:24,002 All people who own the bar who are opposed, 253 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,288 say "nay." 254 00:13:27,924 --> 00:13:29,274 Nay. 255 00:13:29,326 --> 00:13:30,526 Two against one! Well. 256 00:13:30,527 --> 00:13:35,027 Paddy's Irish Pub will henceforth remain the hottest gay bar in Philadelphia. 257 00:13:47,209 --> 00:13:49,127 Hey-hey! What's going on? Hey! 258 00:13:49,179 --> 00:13:52,364 Look at you! You look good! Thank you. That's so sweet. 259 00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:55,934 So, where we going? Well, I thought we'd go grab a drink. 260 00:13:55,986 --> 00:13:58,937 I want one so bad. All righty! 261 00:13:58,989 --> 00:14:00,772 A coffee shop. 262 00:14:00,824 --> 00:14:03,241 I thought you meant, like, a drink at a bar. 263 00:14:03,293 --> 00:14:06,211 Yeah, absolutely. Why don't you have a seat here. 264 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:09,147 I'll go get the coffee. What would you like? 265 00:14:09,199 --> 00:14:12,233 I don't really drink coffee. Let me see. Totally. 266 00:14:17,006 --> 00:14:18,857 What do you want, Charlie? 267 00:14:18,909 --> 00:14:20,025 "What do you want, Charlie?" 268 00:14:20,077 --> 00:14:23,595 I'd like you to take a look at the lovely young African-American woman... 269 00:14:23,647 --> 00:14:26,214 sitting at the table over there. 270 00:14:27,149 --> 00:14:28,433 Okay. 271 00:14:28,485 --> 00:14:30,869 That woman is my friend. 272 00:14:30,921 --> 00:14:32,270 Wow. Good for you. 273 00:14:32,322 --> 00:14:35,407 So, the other day when you heard me saying something... 274 00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:37,909 about certain people hanging from said rafters, 275 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:41,012 I was quoting a friend of mine who also happens... 276 00:14:41,064 --> 00:14:43,381 What are you trying to say? Spit it out. 277 00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:47,933 Well, now that you know that I'm not racist, you and I could maybe go on... 278 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,120 Dude, N-O. 279 00:14:49,172 --> 00:14:52,123 How many times do I have to say it to you? One time is fine. 280 00:14:52,175 --> 00:14:56,675 Apparently one time is not fine. One time per time I ask you. 281 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,331 Hey, what's going on up here? 282 00:14:59,383 --> 00:15:00,198 Not too much. 283 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:04,750 Charlie's using you to prove that he's not racist. Then he asked me out on a date. 284 00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:09,057 Charlie, is this true? 285 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:14,029 Would that upset you if it was something that was true? 286 00:15:15,465 --> 00:15:18,450 You need to see a doctor. This thing looks really bad. I did! 287 00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:22,320 What'd he say? He said that Janell punched me in my eye! 288 00:15:22,372 --> 00:15:25,390 All right, well, you need to keep that I... 289 00:15:25,442 --> 00:15:27,125 Wait. Her name's Janell? Yeah. 290 00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,661 Janell Jenkins. She's got a hell of a right hand. 291 00:15:29,713 --> 00:15:34,213 She also said if she ever saw me again, she was going to slit my throat. 292 00:15:34,551 --> 00:15:37,485 Are you two seeing this? 293 00:15:38,054 --> 00:15:40,588 Boys are out tonight, 294 00:15:40,956 --> 00:15:43,341 This is unbelievable. What is going on here? 295 00:15:43,393 --> 00:15:46,244 You got black women crawling all over you, 296 00:15:46,296 --> 00:15:48,079 and this Mary here is the belle of the ball. 297 00:15:48,131 --> 00:15:51,650 Why do these people like you guys so much? It's not that they like us. 298 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:55,086 It's that they don't like you. You know why? 299 00:15:55,138 --> 00:15:57,639 Because you're an asshole! 300 00:16:00,443 --> 00:16:02,327 Is that true? 301 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,995 Yeah, kind of. 302 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:07,215 Can I talk to you in back for a second? 303 00:16:08,617 --> 00:16:11,970 - What's up? - You know that girl Janell? I know her. 304 00:16:12,022 --> 00:16:16,522 Okay. So what? So I think I know how we can solve this whole gay mess. 305 00:16:16,626 --> 00:16:17,709 Great. How? 306 00:16:17,761 --> 00:16:21,146 We gotta start with Dennis. Can you get him so drunk tonight? On tequila. 307 00:16:21,198 --> 00:16:24,482 But a lot of it. Enough that maybe he might hurt himself. 308 00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:26,017 Yeah, sure. No problem. All right. 309 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:30,321 Where are you going? I gotta talk to a couple friends from my acting class. 310 00:16:30,373 --> 00:16:33,708 But seriously... blackout drunk. 311 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,366 All right. Okay. 312 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:45,637 So you did the lime first, and then the shot, right? 313 00:16:45,689 --> 00:16:48,239 No. No, no, no, no. Dude. 314 00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:50,975 You take the salt... Take the salt. 315 00:16:51,027 --> 00:16:53,111 and then you take the shot. 316 00:16:53,163 --> 00:16:54,512 Okay. 317 00:16:54,564 --> 00:16:57,282 And then you suck on the lime. Okay? Okay. 318 00:16:57,334 --> 00:17:01,834 Why don't you show me again. 'Cause I'm getting a little bit confused. 319 00:17:02,205 --> 00:17:05,090 You lick it. Salt. Lick it. 320 00:17:05,142 --> 00:17:07,642 And then you slam it. Yeah? 321 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,568 That's great. 322 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,603 All right, so, I'm gonna do the shot first... 323 00:17:18,655 --> 00:17:23,155 No, no, no, no... Please, please, dude. You're not listening to me. 324 00:17:23,693 --> 00:17:25,510 Well, I'm just not getting it, bro. 325 00:17:25,562 --> 00:17:27,312 You do the salt first. The salt first. 326 00:17:27,364 --> 00:17:30,648 And then the lime. Show me again, because I'm not... 327 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:34,202 The salt first. Then the lime. 328 00:17:49,685 --> 00:17:52,554 God. 329 00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,161 Hello. 330 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,669 Nice. 331 00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:11,272 Beautiful. 332 00:18:16,079 --> 00:18:18,363 Hello, lover. 333 00:18:18,415 --> 00:18:19,697 Whoa! 334 00:18:19,749 --> 00:18:22,367 What the hell! What is going on here? 335 00:18:22,419 --> 00:18:26,137 Relax, stud. You got nothing to be ashamed about. 336 00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:28,273 What the f... What does that mean? 337 00:18:28,325 --> 00:18:29,674 Did we have... No. No. 338 00:18:29,726 --> 00:18:33,278 Don't be silly. It was all hands. 339 00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:36,497 How's that ass feelin'? 340 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:40,585 I'm really glad you decided to embrace this. 341 00:18:40,637 --> 00:18:43,488 You're doing the right thing, bro. I think so too, dude. 342 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:46,825 I feel really good about broadening my horizons. It's gonna be fun. 343 00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:49,127 It's a good business decision. Yeah! 344 00:18:49,179 --> 00:18:53,131 I don't want to own a gay bar anymore. 345 00:18:53,183 --> 00:18:55,500 What, dude? No. What happened? 346 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:58,136 Just... I was doing some thinking and, you know... 347 00:18:58,188 --> 00:19:01,406 We had our little experiment. It was great. But we should go back to normal. 348 00:19:01,424 --> 00:19:05,924 You had an experiment, and you want to go back to the way it was before the experiment. 349 00:19:06,296 --> 00:19:07,245 Interesting. The bar. 350 00:19:07,297 --> 00:19:11,182 We had our experiment with the bar, and it was great. Let's go back to normal. 351 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:14,352 You're done experimenting? Or are you gonna experiment some more? 352 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:17,422 What is this experimenting? Hey, Dennis! What's up? 353 00:19:17,474 --> 00:19:18,779 Listen, I got you some new CDs. 354 00:19:18,808 --> 00:19:22,760 'Cause the music you had in the jukebox was a little bit stale. 355 00:19:22,812 --> 00:19:24,796 Also, we gotta get rid of these shamrocks. 356 00:19:24,848 --> 00:19:27,899 'Cause nothing scares gays and black folks like Irish crap. 357 00:19:27,951 --> 00:19:31,336 Can we talk for a second in private? Yeah. No problem. 358 00:19:31,388 --> 00:19:35,206 So, listen, Terrell, it's not really working out. 359 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:37,275 We're gonna have to let you go. I thought you were happy. 360 00:19:37,327 --> 00:19:41,827 No, we were happy. But then Dennis had an experiment, and he wants to go back to normal. 361 00:19:42,365 --> 00:19:46,718 Yeah, we had that experiment... Why do you keep saying it like that? 362 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,286 You guys are being ridiculous. 363 00:19:48,338 --> 00:19:51,322 Yeah, we're being ridiculous! We're making a lot of money! 364 00:19:51,374 --> 00:19:53,858 - Yes! Thank you! - Look, everybody! Sweet Dee's here! 365 00:19:53,910 --> 00:19:56,761 - Hey, everybody! - Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing here? 366 00:19:56,813 --> 00:19:57,712 Charlie? 367 00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,565 What is going on here? You guys know each other? 368 00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:03,501 Yeah! That's the crazy bitch that punched me in my eye! 369 00:20:03,553 --> 00:20:06,454 Charlie! That's my sister. 370 00:20:07,489 --> 00:20:10,875 Now, just to clarify, when you say "sister," you mean... 371 00:20:10,927 --> 00:20:13,344 I mean my sister. 372 00:20:13,396 --> 00:20:14,746 Yes! Okay! This is great! 373 00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:18,249 Because earlier you were implying that I was racist... 374 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:21,586 because you thought that I was implying that all black people are related. 375 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:25,406 And then it turns out that you people actually are! 376 00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:32,944 No, that's not what I meant. Hold on a second. I meant that you two actually are. 377 00:20:33,516 --> 00:20:37,385 Mac? Stop talkin'. 378 00:20:43,726 --> 00:20:47,779 Hundred and 11, hundred and 12, hundred and 13... 379 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:49,031 $114! 380 00:20:49,065 --> 00:20:51,382 On a Saturday night! We're back to normal. 381 00:20:51,434 --> 00:20:53,835 We are back to normal. 382 00:20:55,438 --> 00:20:56,354 Dee, I gotta know. 383 00:20:56,406 --> 00:21:00,491 What, exactly, did you tell those guys from your acting class to do to Dennis? 384 00:21:00,543 --> 00:21:04,128 I forgot to tell you. That didn't work out. 385 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:08,383 What? Yeah, I couldn't get ahold of those guys. 386 00:21:09,385 --> 00:21:12,036 Then why was he so freaked out? 387 00:21:12,088 --> 00:21:14,856 How's that ass feelin'?