1 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:13,820 I like what I'm seeing here! 2 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:16,322 - I like what you're doing right now! - I like what you're doing! 3 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,484 - I like what you're doing! - I like what we're all doing! 4 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,188 - I like this guy! - This is insane! 5 00:00:21,262 --> 00:00:23,890 - I know! - This is good! This is a good scene! 6 00:00:23,965 --> 00:00:26,038 I've never seen so many beautiful people in my life! 7 00:00:26,064 --> 00:00:26,866 Hey, check it out! 8 00:00:26,935 --> 00:00:29,460 Even Sweet Dee's getting lucky! 9 00:00:29,537 --> 00:00:32,734 That dude's gonna bang your sister, bro. 10 00:00:32,807 --> 00:00:35,640 - This is good, man. I feel good. - You look good, brother. 11 00:00:35,710 --> 00:00:38,042 No, no, no, no. I feel better than good. 12 00:00:38,112 --> 00:00:40,815 You know, I feel like, um... I feel like dancing. 13 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:42,310 Whoa, it feels good, man! 14 00:00:42,383 --> 00:00:44,374 - You should. - I feel like dancing! 15 00:00:44,452 --> 00:00:46,291 Get out there, buddy. Make it happen. Nice. 16 00:00:46,317 --> 00:00:47,517 I feel like dancing! 17 00:00:49,991 --> 00:00:51,925 I love that little man. 18 00:00:51,993 --> 00:00:53,984 This is great. I mean, what's going on? 19 00:00:54,062 --> 00:00:56,109 This is, like, the greatest night Paddy's has ever seen. 20 00:00:56,135 --> 00:00:57,335 I know! 21 00:00:58,566 --> 00:01:01,558 - Kind of a young crowd, right? - Yeah! 22 00:01:01,636 --> 00:01:03,763 Really, really young. 23 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,000 What, do you think these kids are in college or what? 24 00:01:08,076 --> 00:01:12,103 I don't know. Hey. You. How old are you? 25 00:01:12,180 --> 00:01:14,239 Twenty-one? 26 00:01:17,485 --> 00:01:19,919 Everybody, out! 27 00:01:47,681 --> 00:01:49,842 But I don't understand how you guys could let this happen. 28 00:01:49,917 --> 00:01:51,942 It was not my fault. I was working behind the bar. 29 00:01:52,019 --> 00:01:54,510 Come on, Dennis. You remember what it was like in high school. 30 00:01:54,588 --> 00:01:56,681 The minute we caught word that a bar wasn't carding... 31 00:01:56,757 --> 00:01:59,055 we would just pack the place the following weekend. 32 00:01:59,126 --> 00:02:01,617 They probably had a recon crew come in last week. 33 00:02:01,695 --> 00:02:04,255 - They definitely had... - Why, you guys? Why were we not carding? 34 00:02:04,331 --> 00:02:06,060 - Not my job. - Not my job either. 35 00:02:06,133 --> 00:02:09,330 It's all of our jobs. We could get into a lot of trouble for this. 36 00:02:09,403 --> 00:02:13,567 And we also have a social responsibility to keep teenagers from drinking. 37 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:15,631 I guess. 38 00:02:18,045 --> 00:02:20,070 - I don't know about that though. - Mac! 39 00:02:20,147 --> 00:02:22,980 - Mac, don't. - Hold on a second. Hear me out. 40 00:02:23,050 --> 00:02:27,550 It wasn't that long ago that we were in the same position as these youngsters, right? 41 00:02:27,688 --> 00:02:30,851 I mean, we'd get kicked out of some bar, and what did we do, Den? 42 00:02:30,924 --> 00:02:33,449 We would get a bunch of 40s from a homeless guy... 43 00:02:33,527 --> 00:02:35,461 and we'd go sit in some park, right? 44 00:02:35,529 --> 00:02:37,759 - That is true. That is absolutely true. - And what would happen? 45 00:02:37,831 --> 00:02:39,764 We would almost get raped and/or murdered 46 00:02:39,790 --> 00:02:42,131 and/or stabbed by crackheads in Fairmount Park. 47 00:02:42,202 --> 00:02:44,363 You wanna know what else what would happen? 48 00:02:44,438 --> 00:02:47,930 We drove Nicky Potnik's car into a tree on Kelly Drive. 49 00:02:48,008 --> 00:02:50,257 With Sweet Dee in the backseat puking because 50 00:02:50,283 --> 00:02:52,707 some guy talked to her that she liked, remember? 51 00:02:52,780 --> 00:02:54,941 Every time some guy talks to you that you like... 52 00:02:55,015 --> 00:02:57,245 you get so nervous you drink yourself into oblivion. 53 00:02:57,317 --> 00:02:59,285 - I had bad potato salad. - You drink yourself crazy. 54 00:02:59,353 --> 00:03:01,344 You abused alcohol, and that's okay. 55 00:03:01,422 --> 00:03:04,084 But it's very dangerous, right? Right? Okay. 56 00:03:04,158 --> 00:03:08,219 Well, maybe we should look at this whole thing from a different angle. 57 00:03:08,295 --> 00:03:12,795 Maybe we have "a social responsibility" to provide a safe haven... 58 00:03:13,167 --> 00:03:15,863 for these kids to be kids. 59 00:03:15,936 --> 00:03:18,461 - You know, experiment. - No. I don't like where this is heading. 60 00:03:18,539 --> 00:03:21,030 - We would have to set up ground rules. - Okay. 61 00:03:21,108 --> 00:03:23,542 No drinking and driving. No one's gonna crash Nicky Potnik's car. 62 00:03:23,610 --> 00:03:25,578 - Right. - Everyone has to take a cab. 63 00:03:25,646 --> 00:03:29,047 Four drink maximum. Like, that's it. You know what I mean? 64 00:03:29,116 --> 00:03:32,574 Yeah, yeah. That's it. Anyone causing trouble can't come. 65 00:03:32,653 --> 00:03:34,421 If you're gonna be here, you gotta be cool. 66 00:03:34,447 --> 00:03:35,383 He's gone! He's gone! 67 00:03:35,456 --> 00:03:37,947 Listen, we water down the drinks, jack up the prices. 68 00:03:38,025 --> 00:03:38,798 My... Come on! 69 00:03:38,824 --> 00:03:40,823 We could make a serious profit off these kids. 70 00:03:40,894 --> 00:03:43,158 And they'd have no idea what the hell's going on. 71 00:03:43,230 --> 00:03:46,563 - We would actually be doing something good. - Great. I say we do it. 72 00:03:46,633 --> 00:03:47,440 Yeah. 73 00:03:47,466 --> 00:03:49,966 I don't know how you guys live with yourselves. 74 00:03:50,037 --> 00:03:53,438 - One day at a time. - One day at a time. 75 00:03:53,507 --> 00:03:56,305 Yeah, I know, Mom. I heard you the first time. 76 00:03:56,376 --> 00:03:59,777 I'm perfectly aware of what time it is. Thank you, Mom. 77 00:03:59,847 --> 00:04:02,315 Do we have to do this right now? 78 00:04:02,382 --> 00:04:06,341 Yeah, I know how old I am. Did you think that I forgot, maybe, how old... That's... 79 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:10,015 As a matter of fact, I have a date this afternoon with my friend Steven. 80 00:04:10,090 --> 00:04:13,150 So I should probably go, 'cause I gotta get ready for that. 81 00:04:13,227 --> 00:04:16,719 All right. Yeah, you too. Bye. 82 00:04:22,469 --> 00:04:24,403 Hello, Steven. 83 00:04:27,474 --> 00:04:29,669 Hello. 84 00:04:29,743 --> 00:04:31,643 - Dee? - Yeah. 85 00:04:31,712 --> 00:04:34,146 - This is Trey from last night. - Hey, Trey. 86 00:04:34,214 --> 00:04:36,693 You know what? I don't think I should be talking with you. 87 00:04:36,717 --> 00:04:41,217 I think you're the most beautiful woman I've ever met in my entire life. 88 00:04:41,655 --> 00:04:43,589 Really? 89 00:04:43,657 --> 00:04:46,744 I can't believe that someone as gorgeous as you can be so down to earth. 90 00:04:46,793 --> 00:04:50,251 Well, you know, I've always tried to keep both feet on the ground, so... 91 00:04:50,330 --> 00:04:52,355 Yeah. So, listen, I have a lacrosse game... 92 00:04:52,432 --> 00:04:55,868 but I was wondering if you wanted to meet me and my friends at Lemon Hill afterwards. 93 00:04:55,936 --> 00:04:58,803 Lemon Hill? That's where all the cool kids used to go. 94 00:04:58,872 --> 00:05:02,205 - Good. So you've been there. - Come on. 95 00:05:02,276 --> 00:05:04,403 I've been there, like, 200 times. 96 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:08,471 Why don't you stop by? I mean, unless you got something better to do today. 97 00:05:16,590 --> 00:05:19,252 Wow. You can really put 'em back, can't you? 98 00:05:19,326 --> 00:05:22,386 The trick is to just kind of open your throat. 99 00:05:22,462 --> 00:05:25,488 You are so much cooler than all the other girls I know. 100 00:05:25,566 --> 00:05:29,332 You are so sweet. Can you get me another one of these? 101 00:05:29,403 --> 00:05:31,701 Whoo! 102 00:05:31,772 --> 00:05:34,434 - All right. There you go. - Look how much fun they're having, man. 103 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:36,999 Of course they are. They haven't realized how much life sucks yet. 104 00:05:37,077 --> 00:05:40,376 Remember how great high school was? All those parties, no responsibilities. 105 00:05:40,447 --> 00:05:43,439 - High school was the best. - Do you guys even remember high school? 106 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:45,387 I don't think it happened the way you think. 107 00:05:45,408 --> 00:05:46,213 What do you mean? 108 00:05:46,286 --> 00:05:49,847 The only reason you got to hang out with me and the other cool kids... 109 00:05:49,923 --> 00:05:51,857 is 'cause you sold us all weed. 110 00:05:51,925 --> 00:05:54,655 - Everybody thought you were an asshole. - I was popular! 111 00:05:54,728 --> 00:05:58,027 Mac was very popular. And I like to think I was pretty popular myself. 112 00:05:58,098 --> 00:05:59,031 You were. 113 00:05:59,057 --> 00:06:01,932 No, he was. You were popular like a clown is popular. 114 00:06:02,002 --> 00:06:03,993 - What? - Yeah, you made us all laugh. 115 00:06:04,071 --> 00:06:06,198 All the guys knew you couldn't sleep with their girlfriends. 116 00:06:06,273 --> 00:06:08,935 Whatever, dude. The only reason you got laid is 'cause you dated freshmen. 117 00:06:09,009 --> 00:06:11,204 Yeah. You've always had that creepy thing with younger girls. 118 00:06:11,278 --> 00:06:13,974 - I do not. - You're not in high school anymore, pal. 119 00:06:14,047 --> 00:06:16,641 You better keep it in the pants, 'cause it's kind of creepy. 120 00:06:16,717 --> 00:06:18,651 You want to talk about creepy? 121 00:06:18,719 --> 00:06:21,654 You guys sniffing glue in your mom's basement. That's creepy. 122 00:06:24,725 --> 00:06:26,716 Tim Murphy slept with your prom date. 123 00:06:26,793 --> 00:06:29,557 Tim Murphy slept with your prom date! 124 00:06:29,630 --> 00:06:32,065 - Tim Murphy had sex with your prom date! - That's right. 125 00:06:33,133 --> 00:06:36,796 - He's getting sad now. - No. 126 00:06:36,870 --> 00:06:38,963 - There's, like, watering in the eyes. - Now he's running away. 127 00:06:39,039 --> 00:06:41,633 Is he gonna cry? 128 00:06:41,708 --> 00:06:46,208 Did you see that? He was totally gonna cry. 129 00:06:48,982 --> 00:06:51,542 Trey, that is so sad. 130 00:06:51,618 --> 00:06:54,746 It was a really bad breakup. 131 00:06:54,821 --> 00:06:58,313 I mean, Tammy's great and all. I just wasn't feeling it, you know? 132 00:06:58,392 --> 00:07:01,725 Yeah. Well, you gotta feel it. 133 00:07:01,795 --> 00:07:04,855 Don't get me wrong. Tammy's, like, the prettiest girl in school... 134 00:07:04,931 --> 00:07:06,922 so it was a perfect match. 135 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,696 It just wasn't working. 136 00:07:09,770 --> 00:07:11,704 She's not as pretty as you though. 137 00:07:11,772 --> 00:07:15,572 Thank you. 138 00:07:18,879 --> 00:07:23,077 Wait! I can't do this. 139 00:07:23,150 --> 00:07:27,109 - What? - I never statutory raped anyone before. 140 00:07:27,187 --> 00:07:30,179 Okay. I'll tell you what. 141 00:07:30,257 --> 00:07:33,522 Let's, just take it slow. 142 00:07:33,593 --> 00:07:36,153 You are so sweet. 143 00:07:36,229 --> 00:07:38,891 Where were you when I was in high school? 144 00:07:38,965 --> 00:07:40,899 I was eight. 145 00:07:42,703 --> 00:07:44,694 Right. 146 00:07:44,771 --> 00:07:47,137 Yeah. 147 00:07:49,242 --> 00:07:51,972 These kids are wasted, bro. I thought we were cuttin' 'em off. 148 00:07:52,045 --> 00:07:54,878 I am cuttin' 'em off. These kids haven't had more than three drinks each. 149 00:07:54,948 --> 00:07:56,650 Plus, there's so much water, they're probably 150 00:07:56,676 --> 00:07:58,179 more hydrated than they ever have been. 151 00:07:58,251 --> 00:08:00,811 - Are they fakin' it? - I guess. 152 00:08:00,887 --> 00:08:04,482 - Just stay away from me, Billy! - No, Sara! I saw you flirting with him! 153 00:08:04,558 --> 00:08:06,890 No, I know it. You were throwing yourself on him! 154 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:09,793 Hey, hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 155 00:08:09,863 --> 00:08:12,696 Give me some eyes! Look at me! Cool your jets! 156 00:08:12,766 --> 00:08:15,564 - I'm sorry. - All right, beat it! 157 00:08:15,635 --> 00:08:17,830 - Are you okay? - He's such a player. 158 00:08:17,904 --> 00:08:20,395 - Is he a player? - Big time. 159 00:08:20,474 --> 00:08:24,103 I hate players. All right. I'm sorry. I'm getting fired up here. 160 00:08:24,177 --> 00:08:26,668 Charlie, that was the coolest thing you've ever done! 161 00:08:26,747 --> 00:08:28,715 I know. I'm gonna be sick. 162 00:08:36,556 --> 00:08:40,014 - Shit. - You Dennis Reynolds? 163 00:08:40,093 --> 00:08:42,994 - Yeah. - You like what you see? 164 00:08:43,063 --> 00:08:45,258 I don't know. 165 00:08:45,332 --> 00:08:48,563 Dude, relax. I'm 18. 166 00:08:48,635 --> 00:08:50,694 - Are you in high school? - Yes. 167 00:08:50,771 --> 00:08:53,331 - Then take a hike. - Doesn't seem to bother your sister. 168 00:08:53,406 --> 00:08:55,306 What? 169 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:59,072 She was all over this one boy in my class today. 170 00:08:59,146 --> 00:09:01,080 Really? 171 00:09:01,148 --> 00:09:03,309 Listen, dude, I'm legal... 172 00:09:03,383 --> 00:09:05,715 and I love to party. 173 00:09:05,786 --> 00:09:08,346 So if you're looking for the ride of your life... 174 00:09:08,421 --> 00:09:11,185 give me a call. 175 00:09:16,096 --> 00:09:18,365 Goddamn it. 176 00:09:18,498 --> 00:09:21,331 Hang on. I'm coming! 177 00:09:21,401 --> 00:09:23,631 - What the hell is wrong with you? - What? 178 00:09:23,703 --> 00:09:26,501 I know you were hanging out with that high school kid from the bar. 179 00:09:26,573 --> 00:09:29,098 Okay. You know what? We're just friends, all right? 180 00:09:29,175 --> 00:09:32,840 He went through a really bad breakup, and he just needed me to be there for him. 181 00:09:32,946 --> 00:09:34,971 What you're doing is sick and wrong. 182 00:09:35,048 --> 00:09:37,039 Are you living out some sad fantasy of yours? 183 00:09:37,117 --> 00:09:39,165 Going out with the most popular kid in high school. 184 00:09:39,191 --> 00:09:40,409 Why would that be a fantasy? 185 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:42,445 I went out with tons of guys in high school. 186 00:09:42,522 --> 00:09:44,990 You wore that scoliosis back brace until you were 20 years old. 187 00:09:45,058 --> 00:09:47,049 - Everyone was afraid of you. - No, they weren't. 188 00:09:47,127 --> 00:09:49,311 You looked like a monster! Do you all have amnesia? 189 00:09:49,337 --> 00:09:50,688 What is that supposed to mean? 190 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:53,494 My God. You're as delusional as Mac and Charlie. 191 00:09:53,567 --> 00:09:56,400 Do not compare me to Mac and Charlie. 192 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:59,234 I'm telling you, this is the wrong kind of glue, Charlie. 193 00:09:59,306 --> 00:10:00,028 No, it's not. 194 00:10:00,054 --> 00:10:02,298 This is made for, like, kindergartners or something. 195 00:10:02,376 --> 00:10:05,539 - No, this will work. - No, look. "Nontoxic and safe." 196 00:10:05,612 --> 00:10:07,944 We don't want safe. We want toxic. 197 00:10:08,015 --> 00:10:10,575 - Something's happening. - Nothing is gonna happen. 198 00:10:10,650 --> 00:10:13,118 - Something's happening. - Nothing's gonna happen. 199 00:10:13,186 --> 00:10:15,177 No, you're right. This isn't working. 200 00:10:18,325 --> 00:10:21,817 Y'ello. Yeah. 201 00:10:21,895 --> 00:10:24,386 Hey. How are you? 202 00:10:25,899 --> 00:10:29,665 Really? That's cool. 203 00:10:29,736 --> 00:10:32,728 Yeah. Okay. 204 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,740 Bye. 205 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:37,808 Dude. That was that girl Sara, the one from the bar the other night... 206 00:10:37,878 --> 00:10:39,869 who I rescued from that kid. 207 00:10:39,946 --> 00:10:43,905 Well, her parents are out of town, and she's totally having a party. 208 00:10:43,984 --> 00:10:46,578 What do you think? 209 00:10:53,693 --> 00:10:56,059 Kind of a lame party, bro. 210 00:10:56,129 --> 00:10:58,359 What do you think? Should we jet? 211 00:10:58,432 --> 00:11:00,423 Yeah. This doesn't feel right. 212 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:03,731 Hey, guys! 213 00:11:03,804 --> 00:11:05,863 - Hi, Sara. - Hey. 214 00:11:05,939 --> 00:11:08,100 I'm so glad you guys came. 215 00:11:08,175 --> 00:11:11,008 Well, we ran into a little bit of a problem. 216 00:11:11,078 --> 00:11:15,071 My brother, he was supposed to pick up the keg, but he bailed on me. 217 00:11:15,148 --> 00:11:18,709 - That sucks. - Yeah. Yeah, it totally sucks. 218 00:11:18,785 --> 00:11:22,414 So, um, we were wondering if maybe you guys could help us out. 219 00:11:24,224 --> 00:11:26,590 - You mean... No, I don't... - Ooh, no. 220 00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:28,890 Geez, I don't think that's such a good idea. 221 00:11:28,962 --> 00:11:32,193 Listen, it's one thing at the bar, you know, where we have control over you guys. 222 00:11:32,265 --> 00:11:35,257 - It's another thing... - Come on, please? Please. 223 00:11:35,335 --> 00:11:36,558 You guys have been so cool. 224 00:11:36,584 --> 00:11:39,169 Yeah, we were just talking about how cool you guys were. 225 00:11:39,239 --> 00:11:41,901 - Really? - You were? 226 00:11:41,975 --> 00:11:45,019 This would be the coolest thing that anyone's ever done for us. 227 00:11:45,045 --> 00:11:46,979 - Ever. - Ever. 228 00:11:50,217 --> 00:11:52,310 Who wants to do a keg stand? 229 00:12:04,796 --> 00:12:08,061 Um, I'm kind of having second thoughts a little bit. 230 00:12:08,133 --> 00:12:10,761 Come on. It'll be a blast. 231 00:12:10,836 --> 00:12:14,897 Yeah, well, I don't think your friends like me that much. 232 00:12:14,973 --> 00:12:18,670 Let's go get a beer. 233 00:12:18,744 --> 00:12:23,244 Twenty-five, 26... 27, 28, 29! 234 00:12:30,923 --> 00:12:34,120 - Hey, Dee. - Hi, guys. 235 00:12:37,296 --> 00:12:40,697 - What's going on? - Just hanging out, you know? 236 00:12:40,766 --> 00:12:42,734 Yeah. 237 00:12:42,801 --> 00:12:45,599 Wanna do a keg stand? 238 00:12:45,671 --> 00:12:49,664 Seventy-five, 76, 77! 239 00:12:52,878 --> 00:12:56,780 - Seventy-seven seconds! That is a new record, baby! - I did it. I did it. 240 00:12:56,848 --> 00:12:59,612 So, Ben is, like, "I don't care what Kevin said, Sara. 241 00:12:59,685 --> 00:13:02,176 I was only going out with Rachel to get closer to you." 242 00:13:02,254 --> 00:13:05,985 My... My God. What did you say to that? 243 00:13:06,058 --> 00:13:09,789 "Whatever, Ben. I heard from Caitlin that you were totally into her." 244 00:13:09,861 --> 00:13:13,991 Um, he's so full of shit. 245 00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:18,734 Goddamn! 246 00:13:18,804 --> 00:13:21,364 Come on. Come on. 247 00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:26,678 Yeah! What do you think about that, bitches? 248 00:13:26,745 --> 00:13:29,646 Load 'em up, losers! What do you think about this? 249 00:13:29,715 --> 00:13:32,741 How I embarrassed your boyfriend in front of everybody? You like that? 250 00:13:32,818 --> 00:13:35,184 - You like what you see? - What's with this guy? 251 00:13:35,253 --> 00:13:38,347 I know. What is he, like, 40? 252 00:13:38,423 --> 00:13:41,392 Get me some more! Get me some more! Let's go! Load 'em up! 253 00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:45,226 - I'm gonna put on a goddamn clinic! - What an asshole. 254 00:13:56,508 --> 00:14:01,008 Come on, guys. Hey. Let's go. Let's go! 255 00:14:01,513 --> 00:14:04,380 - Get off me, dude! - Get off me! 256 00:14:04,449 --> 00:14:06,917 Can we please get out of here? Let's go. 257 00:14:06,985 --> 00:14:08,612 Why? 258 00:14:08,687 --> 00:14:12,316 Trey asked me to prom last night. This is getting really weird. 259 00:14:12,391 --> 00:14:14,859 - That girl Sara asked me too. - You're kidding! 260 00:14:14,926 --> 00:14:18,054 What? No, we can't go to the prom. That's pathetic. 261 00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:20,291 What do you mean "we"? Who asked you? 262 00:14:23,301 --> 00:14:25,292 Let's just go. Let's just go. 263 00:14:27,305 --> 00:14:28,740 All right, all right. I'm coming. 264 00:14:30,242 --> 00:14:31,058 Hi, sexy. 265 00:14:31,084 --> 00:14:33,609 What are you doing here? You gotta get out of here. 266 00:14:33,679 --> 00:14:36,876 I need a date for the prom, and I want you to take me. 267 00:14:36,948 --> 00:14:40,145 Are you kidding me? I can't do that, okay? 268 00:14:40,218 --> 00:14:41,207 You gotta go. 269 00:14:41,233 --> 00:14:44,279 Isn't there anything I can do to change your mind? 270 00:14:46,258 --> 00:14:49,318 No. No, no, no. No. Leave. Leave. Go. 271 00:14:49,394 --> 00:14:51,954 Okay. You can either take me to the prom... 272 00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:54,863 or I can tell the police that you're serving underage kids. 273 00:14:54,933 --> 00:14:57,299 - Are you serious? - Try me. 274 00:15:02,708 --> 00:15:04,699 Goddamn it. 275 00:15:04,776 --> 00:15:07,267 You know what? I don't think we should be serving minors anymore. 276 00:15:07,345 --> 00:15:08,643 No. Somebody's jealous. 277 00:15:08,669 --> 00:15:10,906 I'm not jealous. I just think it's dangerous. 278 00:15:10,982 --> 00:15:13,026 You're jealous you didn't get asked to the prom. 279 00:15:13,027 --> 00:15:14,110 I don't care about that. 280 00:15:14,186 --> 00:15:17,246 - You're gonna cry? - Shut up! 281 00:15:17,322 --> 00:15:21,554 Yo, you guys? No more kids in the bar, seriously. 282 00:15:21,626 --> 00:15:24,720 - Okay! Now we're talking some sense. - What the hell? 283 00:15:24,796 --> 00:15:27,560 - This girl asked me to the prom. - What? 284 00:15:27,632 --> 00:15:30,157 Yeah. This girl comes over to my house... 285 00:15:30,235 --> 00:15:34,365 tells me that if I don't go to the prom with her, she's gonna rat us out to the cops. 286 00:15:34,439 --> 00:15:37,533 Wait a second. Hold on. So all of you guys got asked to the prom? 287 00:15:37,609 --> 00:15:40,578 You guys got asked to the prom? 288 00:15:40,645 --> 00:15:42,510 - Yeah. - Whoa. 289 00:15:42,581 --> 00:15:44,742 This is so lame! 290 00:15:44,816 --> 00:15:47,444 At least you don't actually have to go. 291 00:15:47,519 --> 00:15:50,454 - Are you going? - Yeah. I have to. 292 00:15:50,522 --> 00:15:53,582 Well, if you're going, I'm going then, I guess. 293 00:15:53,658 --> 00:15:55,592 - So you... - What? 294 00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:58,959 I didn't get to go when I was in high school. It might actually be fun. 295 00:15:59,030 --> 00:16:01,378 If you guys are going, I'm going. I'm not staying here. 296 00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:03,367 - Are you gonna go? - I'm gonna go. 297 00:16:03,435 --> 00:16:05,300 - I have to go, so... - You guys are pathetic! 298 00:16:05,370 --> 00:16:07,736 Maybe if you weren't such a jerk, someone might have asked you. 299 00:16:07,806 --> 00:16:11,401 Because Sara told me that Maureen told her that Regina McGinley thought you were cute. 300 00:16:11,476 --> 00:16:13,720 Then Ray Rafferty comes up to you at the party, and you're... 301 00:16:13,746 --> 00:16:14,502 Charlie, shut up! 302 00:16:14,579 --> 00:16:16,759 The only reason that Sara asked you in the first 303 00:16:16,785 --> 00:16:18,675 place is because you're the only idiot... 304 00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:22,208 dumb enough to listen to her bitch about her ex-boyfriend all night! 305 00:16:22,287 --> 00:16:24,448 Whatever. 306 00:16:25,957 --> 00:16:28,824 Hey, we should have a pre-prom party. 307 00:16:30,762 --> 00:16:32,753 You know what, Charlie? 308 00:16:32,831 --> 00:16:35,061 I think this is actually gonna be pretty great. 309 00:16:35,133 --> 00:16:37,481 Dude, are you kidding me? This is gonna be awesome. 310 00:16:37,536 --> 00:16:39,655 I can't wait to just get out there and start dancing. 311 00:16:39,681 --> 00:16:40,562 I'm gonna dance too. 312 00:16:40,639 --> 00:16:42,582 Are you gonna dance, baby? You gonna dance with me? 313 00:16:42,608 --> 00:16:43,665 I'm gonna dance like this. 314 00:16:43,742 --> 00:16:47,678 Dee! Come here. Let me take a look at you. 315 00:16:47,746 --> 00:16:50,840 Wow. You look... You look... Yeah. 316 00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:55,416 I know. I feel so lucky that this thing even fits still. 317 00:16:55,654 --> 00:16:59,715 - Is that your dress from high school? - Yup. 318 00:16:59,791 --> 00:17:02,359 You didn't go to the prom in high school, Dee. 319 00:17:02,385 --> 00:17:03,249 No, I know. 320 00:17:03,328 --> 00:17:06,991 My back brace was under the dress, and Mom called me fat. 321 00:17:07,065 --> 00:17:09,158 So I stayed home and cried instead. 322 00:17:09,234 --> 00:17:11,634 Take... Take it slow. Take it slow. 323 00:17:11,703 --> 00:17:14,695 I know, you guys, but I just am so nervous. 324 00:17:14,773 --> 00:17:17,264 I just want this whole night to be so special. 325 00:17:18,944 --> 00:17:21,811 That dude is going to bang your sister, bro. 326 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,872 - What's up, bitches? - What is this? What are you doing? 327 00:17:24,950 --> 00:17:28,147 You assholes aren't gonna be the only ones having fun. I'm going to the prom. 328 00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:32,720 - Dork! You cannot crash a high school prom. - I'm going stag, bro. 329 00:17:32,891 --> 00:17:35,018 Mac, you are so pathetic. 330 00:17:35,093 --> 00:17:37,857 Yes, and your eyebrows are drawn on, so... 331 00:17:37,929 --> 00:17:40,295 Whoa. Well, you know what? 332 00:17:40,365 --> 00:17:42,492 How 'bout this? 333 00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:44,592 Say it, don't spray it. 334 00:17:44,669 --> 00:17:47,297 Trey's here. My God. 335 00:17:47,372 --> 00:17:51,872 Hello. Excuse me, Mac. My date has arrived. 336 00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:55,341 Trey is so cool. 337 00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:57,938 He's totally gonna bang your sister. 338 00:17:59,184 --> 00:18:01,846 Hello, sweet prince. 339 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:05,651 Wow! You look... good. 340 00:18:05,724 --> 00:18:08,192 I know! Like a princess. 341 00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:11,559 - Can I tell you a little secret? - Sure. 342 00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:13,564 Beat it. 343 00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:19,999 I always wanted to have sex on prom. 344 00:18:20,071 --> 00:18:22,733 All right. So what's the plan? Do we have a limo or what? 345 00:18:22,807 --> 00:18:25,537 - The plan is, you're not coming with us. - Yeah. 346 00:18:25,610 --> 00:18:26,201 Why not? 347 00:18:26,227 --> 00:18:28,078 You weren't invited and you don't have a date. 348 00:18:28,146 --> 00:18:30,137 - You totally suck. - I totally suck? 349 00:18:30,215 --> 00:18:32,206 - What is that supposed to mean? - Jesus. 350 00:18:34,619 --> 00:18:36,917 Who is that? 351 00:18:36,988 --> 00:18:39,548 That's my prom date. 352 00:18:39,624 --> 00:18:42,149 She's unbelievable. How old is she? 353 00:18:42,227 --> 00:18:44,127 - She's 18. - Eighteen? 354 00:18:44,195 --> 00:18:46,717 - You are a lucky man. You are a lucky man. - You dick! 355 00:18:46,765 --> 00:18:49,996 Wait a second. You guys called me creepy for liking young chicks. 356 00:18:50,068 --> 00:18:52,628 Eighteen's legal, bro. This isn't a morality contest. 357 00:18:52,704 --> 00:18:54,763 Eighteen's not young, brother. 358 00:18:54,839 --> 00:18:58,240 - So you guys are giving me the go-ahead? I mean, can I... - Go ahead. 359 00:18:58,310 --> 00:19:00,574 - Hi, Dennis. - Hi. 360 00:19:00,645 --> 00:19:04,137 - You look... - Yeah, I know. 361 00:19:04,215 --> 00:19:07,184 Do ya? 362 00:19:07,252 --> 00:19:11,689 - I can't zip it up. Your hair's all caught. - All right. Just pull it. 363 00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:18,328 - Tammy? - No. What? 364 00:19:18,396 --> 00:19:21,297 Hold on one minute. 365 00:19:21,366 --> 00:19:23,891 - Can I get you a drink? - Maybe. 366 00:19:23,969 --> 00:19:26,301 - What would you like? - Anything you want. 367 00:19:26,371 --> 00:19:30,171 - Tammy, what are you doing here? - I'm picking up my date. 368 00:19:30,241 --> 00:19:32,402 You're going to prom with this guy? 369 00:19:32,477 --> 00:19:35,139 Yes. 370 00:19:35,213 --> 00:19:37,511 Can I talk to you for a second? 371 00:19:37,582 --> 00:19:39,846 What the hell is going on? 372 00:19:39,918 --> 00:19:42,443 That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. 373 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,750 This is classic Tammy. 374 00:19:44,823 --> 00:19:47,155 Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kinallen said... 375 00:19:47,225 --> 00:19:49,659 that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timby at a party. 376 00:19:49,728 --> 00:19:52,424 But she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because, you know... 377 00:19:52,497 --> 00:19:54,488 she thought that Trey secretly liked Erin Hannabry. 378 00:19:54,566 --> 00:19:57,262 But Trey didn't like Erin Hannabry. It was all a bunch of bull. 379 00:19:57,268 --> 00:20:00,101 - What is happening? - That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. 380 00:20:00,171 --> 00:20:03,106 This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy... 381 00:20:03,174 --> 00:20:05,768 Charlie, you gotta stop, honestly. 382 00:20:05,844 --> 00:20:08,813 - What are they talking about? - Whoa! 383 00:20:10,281 --> 00:20:13,273 - Where are they going? - What the hell is this? 384 00:20:13,351 --> 00:20:17,014 Man! They did it. They got what they wanted. 385 00:20:17,088 --> 00:20:20,080 - This is bullshit. - So wait a second. 386 00:20:20,158 --> 00:20:22,149 They were actually using you two... 387 00:20:22,227 --> 00:20:24,252 to make each other jealous. 388 00:20:24,329 --> 00:20:25,902 I always knew that they'd wind up together, 389 00:20:25,928 --> 00:20:27,787 'cause they're, like, so perfect for each other. 390 00:20:27,866 --> 00:20:30,388 - Shut up, Charlie! - They're one of those perfect matches. 391 00:20:30,435 --> 00:20:32,445 That dude's gonna bang your prom date, bro. 392 00:20:32,471 --> 00:20:33,268 Stop saying it! 393 00:20:33,338 --> 00:20:34,031 It's not funny! 394 00:20:34,057 --> 00:20:36,171 Hey, why are you such an asshole all the time? 395 00:20:36,241 --> 00:20:39,472 I'm not the asshole. You guys are the ones that just got dumped on prom night. 396 00:20:39,544 --> 00:20:41,979 - You got dumped on prom night! - You were gonna go stag. 397 00:20:42,047 --> 00:20:44,447 - Yes, I was. Absolutely. - How old are you, dude? 398 00:20:44,516 --> 00:20:46,746 - I am 28 years old. - You're a piece of crap! 399 00:20:46,818 --> 00:20:49,036 I'm not a piece of crap! You're a piece of crap. 400 00:20:49,062 --> 00:20:49,810 I have to pee. 401 00:20:49,888 --> 00:20:52,015 Stop it. Go pee. 402 00:20:54,192 --> 00:20:56,126 I hate you, Charlie. 403 00:20:57,762 --> 00:20:59,753 Just like high school.