1 00:00:00,629 --> 00:00:05,129 If you lowered your standards a bit, you'd get laid more. Give me a sip of this. 2 00:00:05,234 --> 00:00:06,066 No! I just wanna try it. 3 00:00:06,068 --> 00:00:09,136 You do not get to taste my delicious healthy drink after making fun of it. 4 00:00:09,138 --> 00:00:13,573 Why not? Just give it to me. 'Cause I don't know what kind of diseases that girl had. 5 00:00:13,575 --> 00:00:15,509 She doesn't have any diseases! 6 00:00:15,511 --> 00:00:18,378 Dude, she was really gross. Guys! 7 00:00:18,380 --> 00:00:22,249 We got a real serious problem. There's been a B&E, dude. 8 00:00:22,251 --> 00:00:24,718 A what? A B&E, dude! 9 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:27,120 A B&E? What does that mean? 10 00:00:27,122 --> 00:00:29,790 Somebody broke into the bar and stole our safe. 11 00:00:29,792 --> 00:00:32,793 Breaking and entering. B&E. No. No! 12 00:00:32,795 --> 00:00:34,694 Are you serious? My God! 13 00:00:34,696 --> 00:00:37,164 - When did this happen? - Last night, I guess. 14 00:00:37,166 --> 00:00:38,432 We just walked in this morning and found it like that. 15 00:00:38,434 --> 00:00:41,234 Who locked up last night? I did. But that's the thing. The locks weren't even broken. 16 00:00:41,236 --> 00:00:44,471 So somebody just waltzed in here and stole the safe? But it's not my fault. 17 00:00:44,473 --> 00:00:48,442 - Well, it's somebody's fault. - I know it's somebody's fault! 18 00:00:48,444 --> 00:00:51,144 - Well, it's somebody's fault! - I know that! 19 00:00:51,146 --> 00:00:54,314 Guys! Guys! We're not gonna get anywhere yelling at each other! 20 00:00:54,316 --> 00:00:57,150 We need to be rational. All right, all right. 21 00:00:57,152 --> 00:01:00,821 Okay! I think it's clear what needs to happen. What? 22 00:01:00,823 --> 00:01:02,722 We need to buy a gun. 23 00:01:32,620 --> 00:01:34,488 So what do you think? 24 00:01:34,490 --> 00:01:37,357 I think next time you boys ought to get the kind of safe... 25 00:01:37,359 --> 00:01:40,260 that a relatively small man can't just carry away. 26 00:01:40,262 --> 00:01:43,430 But there's been, like, a string of these robberies all over the area. 27 00:01:43,432 --> 00:01:46,199 You don't have any leads or... Not really. 28 00:01:46,201 --> 00:01:48,435 "Not really." What in the hell does that even mean? 29 00:01:48,437 --> 00:01:51,972 How could there not be any leads? The guy must have left something behind. 30 00:01:51,974 --> 00:01:53,807 - People are working on it. - Hey, you guys. 31 00:01:53,809 --> 00:01:57,544 They're pretty sure it's the same guy who's been hittin' all the bars around here. 32 00:01:57,546 --> 00:02:00,447 We know, Charlie. So we're done here, Harris. 33 00:02:00,449 --> 00:02:03,416 What... So that's it? Yeah. 34 00:02:03,418 --> 00:02:05,919 We'll call you if we come up with anything. 35 00:02:05,921 --> 00:02:08,555 Well, thanks. Yeah, thanks. 36 00:02:08,557 --> 00:02:10,323 You know what? Let's go get that gun. 37 00:02:10,325 --> 00:02:11,858 Whoa. Hey, hey. No, no, no, no, no. What? 38 00:02:11,860 --> 00:02:14,528 Guns are not a good idea. They're dangerous. Someone's gonna get hurt. 39 00:02:14,530 --> 00:02:17,931 - Yeah. Mac, no guns. - Guys, somebody stole our safe, right? 40 00:02:17,933 --> 00:02:20,901 Am I crazy? We need to be able to protect ourselves... 41 00:02:20,903 --> 00:02:22,536 in case something like this happens again. 42 00:02:22,538 --> 00:02:24,838 Clearly, Philly's finest don't give a shit. Mac is absolutely right. 43 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:28,708 What if one of us was here when it happened? We would have been killed. 44 00:02:28,710 --> 00:02:33,210 - No, you don't know that. Come on. - Hey, babe. 45 00:02:33,448 --> 00:02:36,416 Hey, Colin. 46 00:02:36,418 --> 00:02:38,385 Was that law enforcement? Yeah. 47 00:02:38,387 --> 00:02:41,821 - Is everything all right? - No, dude. We got robbed last night. 48 00:02:41,823 --> 00:02:43,290 Shit! 49 00:02:43,292 --> 00:02:46,426 Are you kiddin' me? What happened? 50 00:02:46,428 --> 00:02:50,430 Remember the other day when you were making fun of us for having such a tiny safe? 51 00:02:50,432 --> 00:02:54,932 That really sucks, guys. Look, we have reservations at Guajino's at 12:00, and... 52 00:02:56,004 --> 00:03:00,504 Yep. Just about... Guys, it's a travesty. I'm sorry. 53 00:03:01,742 --> 00:03:04,544 No guns. 54 00:03:04,946 --> 00:03:07,614 Dude, your sister has the worst taste in men. 55 00:03:07,616 --> 00:03:11,851 No shit. I hate that guy. He's like a full-on '80s movie stereotype. 56 00:03:11,853 --> 00:03:14,955 Plus, he's a total player. 57 00:03:14,957 --> 00:03:16,590 What do you mean? 58 00:03:16,592 --> 00:03:18,458 You don't know about this? My God! 59 00:03:18,460 --> 00:03:20,460 That guy's dated, like, every hot bartender in town. 60 00:03:20,462 --> 00:03:23,597 I saw him a week ago with Wendy from Dirty Frank's. 61 00:03:23,599 --> 00:03:25,865 Hand all down the back of her pants. 62 00:03:25,867 --> 00:03:27,601 Gross. Very gross. 63 00:03:27,603 --> 00:03:29,636 Whatever, dude. Charlie, close up shop. 64 00:03:29,638 --> 00:03:32,872 Dennis, let's go get us a gun. 65 00:03:34,909 --> 00:03:37,344 Do you really think they're gonna buy one? 66 00:03:37,346 --> 00:03:38,745 No. I mean, I told them not to, 67 00:03:38,747 --> 00:03:41,748 but Mac gets a boner every single time he thinks about a gun. 68 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:45,485 Well, I think it's a great idea. I'm... I'm sorry? 69 00:03:45,487 --> 00:03:47,821 I think it's really smart. 70 00:03:47,823 --> 00:03:49,789 Owning and knowing how to properly use a firearm... 71 00:03:49,791 --> 00:03:52,592 is an important part of what makes this country great. 72 00:03:52,594 --> 00:03:54,928 Well, that's what I was trying to tell them... 73 00:03:54,930 --> 00:03:56,630 To tell you the truth... What? 74 00:03:56,632 --> 00:04:00,634 There's nothing sexier than when you're firing a gun. 75 00:04:00,636 --> 00:04:03,737 Actually, it really turns me on. 76 00:04:03,739 --> 00:04:06,973 Well, that's exactly why I want you to teach me how to use one, sexy. 77 00:04:06,975 --> 00:04:10,377 It would be my pleasure. I think the pleasure would be all mine. 78 00:04:10,379 --> 00:04:13,847 You've got a poppy seed in your teeth. 79 00:04:15,817 --> 00:04:20,317 Get it? It's a big one. You might wanna go to the bathroom. 80 00:04:25,559 --> 00:04:28,828 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Calm down! All right! 81 00:04:28,830 --> 00:04:30,930 Hwang. You're just in time, buddy. 82 00:04:30,932 --> 00:04:32,799 Charlie, my rent. Okay, listen. 83 00:04:32,801 --> 00:04:35,502 Listen to me for a second while I... No! I cannot wait anymore! 84 00:04:35,504 --> 00:04:38,805 Don't come over here and just start yelling at me! 85 00:04:38,807 --> 00:04:40,573 Hwang! Hey! Wait! 86 00:04:40,575 --> 00:04:45,075 Let me go get something, and I'll fix it. 87 00:04:45,847 --> 00:04:48,782 All right, hurry up. Hurry up! 88 00:04:48,784 --> 00:04:52,452 I can't wait too long! Hwang not patient! 89 00:04:52,454 --> 00:04:54,354 You getting my money? 90 00:04:54,356 --> 00:04:57,724 Would you like a Rice Krispie treat? 91 00:04:57,958 --> 00:05:01,461 $854 you owe me! I realize how much money it is! 92 00:05:01,463 --> 00:05:02,962 I'm not gonna take it no more! 93 00:05:02,964 --> 00:05:07,464 I placed a couple bad investments! 94 00:05:07,769 --> 00:05:09,602 Hwang! 95 00:05:09,604 --> 00:05:14,104 I placed a couple of bad investments. It could happen to anyone, right? 96 00:05:15,410 --> 00:05:17,143 Okay. 97 00:05:17,145 --> 00:05:19,479 I'm going to get your... 98 00:05:19,481 --> 00:05:23,981 goddamn money by the end of the month, okay? 99 00:05:25,553 --> 00:05:29,489 I come back tomorrow. I want my goddamn money! Yeah, tomorrow. 100 00:05:29,491 --> 00:05:32,692 I want my money! Okay. 101 00:05:36,631 --> 00:05:38,765 Dickhead! 102 00:05:38,966 --> 00:05:41,868 Okay, Dennis. We're gonna be very careful about this, right? 103 00:05:41,870 --> 00:05:44,604 We'll stash it right here just in case we need it. 104 00:05:44,606 --> 00:05:46,539 Until then, we don't go near it. 105 00:05:46,541 --> 00:05:50,176 Hopefully, we never have to pick it up again. Hopefully. 106 00:05:50,178 --> 00:05:52,812 You wanna shoot it? Yes. 107 00:05:54,548 --> 00:05:56,583 Yeah! Yes! 108 00:05:56,585 --> 00:05:59,452 How do you like me now, log? You totally killed that log, dude. 109 00:05:59,454 --> 00:06:02,622 I totally killed it. I always knew that I'd be good at this stuff. 110 00:06:02,624 --> 00:06:04,891 You're a really good shot, Dennis. Thanks, bro. 111 00:06:04,893 --> 00:06:06,593 You're pretty good too, Hoss. 112 00:06:06,595 --> 00:06:08,795 You hit the log, like, a bunch of times, man. I did. 113 00:06:08,797 --> 00:06:11,197 If that log was trying to rob the place, you would have killed it. 114 00:06:11,199 --> 00:06:13,566 I would have killed it! You totally would have killed it. 115 00:06:13,568 --> 00:06:15,702 Absolutely! Hey, you wanna shoot it some more? 116 00:06:15,704 --> 00:06:17,137 Yeah! Hey, can I load it up though? 117 00:06:17,139 --> 00:06:20,974 Absolutely! You like the sound. I like the sound of the clip. 118 00:06:20,976 --> 00:06:21,775 Hey! Hey! 119 00:06:21,777 --> 00:06:25,044 What the hell are you guys doing? Charlie, check it out. 120 00:06:25,046 --> 00:06:26,546 Whoa, whoa. No, no, no. Check it out. 121 00:06:26,548 --> 00:06:28,648 That's not fun! That's not a toy. Come on, Charlie. 122 00:06:28,650 --> 00:06:31,618 I'm serious, man. You shouldn't be playing around with guns. 123 00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:34,687 First of all, we need to open the bar. We got robbed. 124 00:06:34,689 --> 00:06:37,457 Hwang is all over my ass because of rent. 125 00:06:39,627 --> 00:06:41,194 You wanna hold it? No. No. 126 00:06:41,196 --> 00:06:43,763 Come on. Just hold it. I wanna open the bar! 127 00:06:43,765 --> 00:06:45,999 Hold it for a little bit. No, I don't wanna hold it. 128 00:06:46,001 --> 00:06:48,968 Fine. Give me the gun. Fine. Yes. I'll hold the gun. Okay. 129 00:06:48,970 --> 00:06:52,472 Good. Nice. Really nice feel to it. 130 00:06:52,474 --> 00:06:56,209 That's really good. Is this thing loaded? 131 00:06:56,211 --> 00:06:58,645 It can be. 132 00:07:03,083 --> 00:07:05,752 That's my boy! Whoo! That's amazing! 133 00:07:05,754 --> 00:07:08,721 Yeah. Can you feel it? You bet I can feel it! Come on! 134 00:07:08,723 --> 00:07:11,724 Describe what you feel. I feel like... 135 00:07:11,726 --> 00:07:16,226 I feel focused and I feel badass and just, um, 136 00:07:17,499 --> 00:07:18,898 badass, you know? 137 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:21,768 I think he's got it, Mac. Yes, he does. 138 00:07:21,770 --> 00:07:26,270 Got what? Charlie, my boy, you've got the gun fever. 139 00:07:29,076 --> 00:07:30,710 Whoo! 140 00:07:30,712 --> 00:07:34,047 That's what I'm talking about. You seeing this? 141 00:07:34,049 --> 00:07:35,949 Yeah. That is sexy. 142 00:07:35,951 --> 00:07:37,150 Yep, totally. You feeling sexy? 143 00:07:37,152 --> 00:07:40,320 I don't know. Hey, hey, hey. It's all right to be a little nervous. 144 00:07:40,322 --> 00:07:43,790 Everyone's nervous their first time. But I promise you, 145 00:07:43,792 --> 00:07:47,827 once you put your hand around this, 146 00:07:47,829 --> 00:07:49,996 you are gonna love it. 147 00:07:49,998 --> 00:07:52,699 Well, actually, I've got something I think you'll love. 148 00:07:52,701 --> 00:07:55,768 I'd rather watch you shoot the gun here. 149 00:07:57,838 --> 00:08:00,273 What if I... Just shoot the gun, Dee. 150 00:08:00,275 --> 00:08:01,975 Okay. 151 00:08:01,977 --> 00:08:06,012 Why would I not be serious? 152 00:08:06,014 --> 00:08:08,014 All right. Thanks, Detective. Nothing? 153 00:08:08,016 --> 00:08:11,284 No, nothing. I don't think they're taking this seriously on any level, dude. 154 00:08:11,286 --> 00:08:14,787 Of course they're not, dude. This is exactly what I'm talking about. 155 00:08:14,789 --> 00:08:16,656 These cops don't give a shit about us. 156 00:08:16,658 --> 00:08:19,125 I think it's time we took matters into our own hands. 157 00:08:19,127 --> 00:08:21,728 How? Maybe we should do a little investigating of our own. 158 00:08:21,730 --> 00:08:26,165 Do some snoopin' around, try to crack the case. We got the gun. 159 00:08:26,167 --> 00:08:30,069 That's true. Wanna go shoot it some more? 160 00:08:30,071 --> 00:08:31,304 - Yes! - Let's do that. 161 00:08:31,306 --> 00:08:35,108 - Pow, pow, pow! - Whoa! What the hell? 162 00:08:35,110 --> 00:08:37,644 What? Dude, the gun's not here. 163 00:08:37,646 --> 00:08:41,047 Holy shit! What are you talkin' about? Look! Look! 164 00:08:41,049 --> 00:08:45,549 It's... Charlie? Charlie. 165 00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:52,741 - Yeah, I got the gun. - Why, Charlie? 166 00:08:52,743 --> 00:08:55,377 It's supposed to be here to protect the bar. 167 00:08:55,379 --> 00:08:57,546 Yeah, I know. I know. I just... 168 00:08:57,548 --> 00:09:01,383 You just what? I just needed it. 169 00:09:01,385 --> 00:09:05,254 - Is this the gun fever talking, dude? - No... 170 00:09:05,256 --> 00:09:06,755 It's not... I don't have the gun fever, man. 171 00:09:06,757 --> 00:09:09,658 Look, I'm coming in to work later. I'll bring it with me. 172 00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:12,895 - I really don't like the sound of this, Charlie. 173 00:09:12,897 --> 00:09:17,397 Hey, hey, hey. I gotta go, dude. I'll see you guys at the bar. 174 00:09:17,502 --> 00:09:19,502 He hung up. 175 00:09:19,504 --> 00:09:22,872 All right! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! 176 00:09:22,874 --> 00:09:27,309 I'm coming! All right. Hang on a second there. 177 00:09:29,914 --> 00:09:32,681 Hey, Hwang. Okay, so you got my money now? 178 00:09:32,683 --> 00:09:37,183 I got some Rice Krispie treats in the fridge. You want some more of those? 179 00:09:39,757 --> 00:09:42,791 Charlie, I don't like you. I never liked you. 180 00:09:42,793 --> 00:09:47,293 So just give me my money, or Hwang will be forced to... 181 00:09:51,268 --> 00:09:55,437 I'm sorry. Forced to... 182 00:09:57,274 --> 00:09:59,508 What you doing? 183 00:09:59,510 --> 00:10:02,711 - What's that? - So, listen, Hwang. 184 00:10:02,713 --> 00:10:05,247 Let me talk to you about your money for a second. 185 00:10:05,249 --> 00:10:07,383 I don't have it right now, you know? 186 00:10:07,385 --> 00:10:11,554 I just don't have it. But I'm gonna get it, 187 00:10:11,556 --> 00:10:12,922 because I have my ways. 188 00:10:12,924 --> 00:10:16,659 Do you know what I mean, Hwang, when I say I have my ways? 189 00:10:16,661 --> 00:10:20,930 What is that? Is that a yes? 190 00:10:22,466 --> 00:10:25,434 Sometimes I can't understand you. You're talking, but I don't understand you. 191 00:10:25,436 --> 00:10:29,305 So say yes if you know what I mean when I say I have my ways. 192 00:10:29,307 --> 00:10:32,575 - Yes. - Good boy. Get lost. 193 00:10:46,390 --> 00:10:49,792 All right. So we got the binoculars. We got the ziplock baggies. 194 00:10:49,794 --> 00:10:51,973 We got the Maglite. I think as soon as Charlie 195 00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:53,829 gets here with the gun, we're all set. 196 00:10:53,831 --> 00:10:56,599 This is great, dude. This is great. We're like the Hardy Boys. 197 00:10:56,601 --> 00:10:58,634 Okay. Okay, great. 198 00:10:58,636 --> 00:10:59,802 So I'll be Frank. You be Joe. 199 00:10:59,804 --> 00:11:02,338 'Cause Frank was kind of the leader, and that makes a little more sense... 200 00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:05,774 Didn't Frank have blond hair? Yeah. But that doesn't make any difference... 201 00:11:05,776 --> 00:11:08,510 So I should be Frank 'cause I have lighter... The hair color doesn't matter. 202 00:11:08,512 --> 00:11:10,546 It's all about who's making the plans and... 203 00:11:10,548 --> 00:11:11,847 If we're gonna play Frank and Joe Hardy... 204 00:11:11,849 --> 00:11:15,317 But I'm the leader clearly in this partnership! Why are we talking about this? 205 00:11:15,319 --> 00:11:16,852 You're right. We have a lot of work to do. 206 00:11:16,854 --> 00:11:19,488 What's the first step? So I'm the leader. Great. Let's roll. 207 00:11:19,490 --> 00:11:23,626 Wait, no. We can't go. What are you doing? We gotta open up the bar. 208 00:11:23,628 --> 00:11:24,893 Or we could call your sister to do her job, 209 00:11:24,895 --> 00:11:28,831 that is if she's not having sex with Colin and every other bartender in Philadelphia. 210 00:11:28,833 --> 00:11:31,734 - Don't do that. It's gross. - Look, dude, we need to jump on this. 211 00:11:31,736 --> 00:11:35,537 - Let's go do some investigating. - All right. All... 212 00:11:35,539 --> 00:11:38,340 Wait a second. 213 00:11:38,342 --> 00:11:41,710 What? Holy shit! 214 00:11:41,712 --> 00:11:44,580 I know who stole our safe. You do? 215 00:11:44,582 --> 00:11:46,115 Yeah. Let's go get that gun. 216 00:11:46,117 --> 00:11:49,084 Yeah, let's get the gun. Wait, wait. Bag, bag, bag. The bag. 217 00:11:49,086 --> 00:11:52,521 All right. I'm driving. Okay. No, I'm driving. 218 00:11:56,993 --> 00:11:58,927 I hope Charlie didn't do anything stupid. 219 00:11:58,929 --> 00:12:02,765 Whatever Charlie's doing right now, it's probably pretty stupid. 220 00:12:02,767 --> 00:12:05,067 Let's just hope nobody got hurt. 221 00:12:05,069 --> 00:12:06,702 Yeah. Yo. 222 00:12:06,704 --> 00:12:07,904 Hey, dude. Hey, guys. 223 00:12:07,905 --> 00:12:10,906 - Can we get that gun? - Why? 224 00:12:10,908 --> 00:12:14,777 Well, first of all, we shouldn't have to tell you why. 225 00:12:14,779 --> 00:12:15,944 We bought it. It's ours. 226 00:12:15,946 --> 00:12:20,446 But if you must know, it's because we know who knocked over the bar. 227 00:12:20,484 --> 00:12:21,850 Really? 228 00:12:21,852 --> 00:12:23,986 Yeah. Can we get the gun? 229 00:12:23,988 --> 00:12:26,622 Why? Because we know who... Okay, you know what, dude? 230 00:12:26,624 --> 00:12:30,859 Move. This place is a shit-hole, Charlie. It smells. 231 00:12:30,861 --> 00:12:33,495 So, don't you wanna know who did it? 232 00:12:33,497 --> 00:12:36,598 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Who was it? - Colin. 233 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,034 - Yeah. Think about it. 234 00:12:39,036 --> 00:12:42,104 It all makes sense. Colin goes around town... 235 00:12:42,106 --> 00:12:44,473 with every hot bartender chick, right? 236 00:12:44,475 --> 00:12:46,542 He woos them with his charm and his good looks. 237 00:12:46,544 --> 00:12:49,044 He finds out where the safes are. He finds out how to get in. 238 00:12:49,046 --> 00:12:52,715 You remember when Sweet Dee said that he was laughing about how small the safe was? 239 00:12:52,717 --> 00:12:56,752 You saw how quickly he changed the subject when she brought that safe up. 240 00:12:56,754 --> 00:12:58,387 Right. All right. So what's the plan? 241 00:12:58,389 --> 00:13:02,889 I'll slide the gun meaningfully into the front of my pants... 242 00:13:02,993 --> 00:13:05,494 - I know that game. - Yeah. 243 00:13:05,496 --> 00:13:08,163 So why don't you go get it? Go get the gun! 244 00:13:08,165 --> 00:13:09,698 All right. Here. 245 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:13,102 Do you want it? 246 00:13:13,104 --> 00:13:16,872 Hey, Dee. Are you with Colin right now? 247 00:13:16,874 --> 00:13:20,142 No. He had to meet someone at Fingers Bar? 248 00:13:20,144 --> 00:13:22,578 Nice. Okay. 249 00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:25,581 Why don't you take the night off, okay? You deserve it. 250 00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:27,750 All right. You're welcome. Bye. Pow, pow, pow. 251 00:13:27,752 --> 00:13:32,252 You ready? Ready, Freddy. 252 00:13:32,490 --> 00:13:35,124 It goes... Stick it back in... 253 00:13:41,264 --> 00:13:44,933 - What a penis! - Like you wouldn't do such a thing? 254 00:13:44,935 --> 00:13:48,637 Come on. Let's nail this prick. Wait. Hold on a second. 255 00:13:48,639 --> 00:13:50,572 Didn't Fingers already get robbed? 256 00:13:50,574 --> 00:13:53,609 Yeah. So what's this guy doing, going in for round two? 257 00:13:53,611 --> 00:13:56,578 I don't know. Can we do this thing? Wait. Hold on. 258 00:13:56,580 --> 00:14:01,080 Do you think this guy would be dumb enough to rob the same bar twice? 259 00:14:02,753 --> 00:14:04,820 Yeah, I do. Me too. 260 00:14:04,822 --> 00:14:07,890 All right, change of plans. Leave the gun. 261 00:14:07,892 --> 00:14:10,959 I'm gonna get this asshole to hit Paddy's again. 262 00:14:10,961 --> 00:14:14,663 Follow my lead. I'm the leader. 263 00:14:21,604 --> 00:14:24,039 Hey, Colin! Colin! 264 00:14:24,041 --> 00:14:26,575 What are you doing here? Hey, fellas. 265 00:14:26,577 --> 00:14:28,076 Didn't expect to see you here. 266 00:14:28,078 --> 00:14:31,647 Yeah. I was just... Actually, I was leaving. Leaving? 267 00:14:31,649 --> 00:14:33,749 Having a little drink? Little drinky-poo. Couple drinks? 268 00:14:33,751 --> 00:14:37,186 Yeah. Just... Yeah, just a little drink. Yeah? 269 00:14:37,188 --> 00:14:41,688 What's up, man? You seem like, the cat who ate the canary. 270 00:14:41,759 --> 00:14:42,991 No... 271 00:14:42,993 --> 00:14:46,128 Canary... No, I was just... I didn't expect to see you guys here. 272 00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:49,198 Why? Well, I thought you'd be at Paddy's. 273 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:52,000 Paddy's, no. We actually closed up shop for the night. 274 00:14:52,002 --> 00:14:55,003 Yeah. Yeah. Thought we'd get wasted here instead, you know? 275 00:14:55,005 --> 00:14:56,972 Just a little freaked out about the robbery. Yeah. 276 00:14:56,974 --> 00:14:59,021 But, actually, funny story. Turns out the 277 00:14:59,047 --> 00:15:01,474 dickhead didn't actually get all of our money. 278 00:15:01,679 --> 00:15:05,647 We actually keep it in the register instead of the safe. Yeah. 279 00:15:05,649 --> 00:15:07,916 So the stupid asshole didn't even think to look there, right? 280 00:15:07,918 --> 00:15:12,418 What a cock! What an idiot! What an idiot! What a total idiot, right? 281 00:15:12,857 --> 00:15:15,123 Boner, really. Schmuck. 282 00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:16,825 Stupid idiot. Yeah, so, you know. 283 00:15:16,827 --> 00:15:19,661 As soon as we get some new locks, we should be all set. 284 00:15:19,663 --> 00:15:22,865 Yeah. So we're just probably gonna hop in here... 285 00:15:22,867 --> 00:15:24,233 Grab a couple drinks here tonight. Yeah, get wasted. 286 00:15:24,235 --> 00:15:28,735 Maybe pass out. Or walk home with a couple of hot waitresses. 287 00:15:28,839 --> 00:15:30,873 Right, Colin? 288 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:33,308 Yeah, totally. Yeah. 289 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:36,278 All right, well, don't wanna keep you. Yeah. 290 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:40,048 We'll see you later. You look spiffy, bro. Yeah, you look good. 291 00:15:40,050 --> 00:15:43,785 Maybe you guys should get a gun. What? 292 00:15:43,787 --> 00:15:47,289 Well, Dee was saying that you were thinking about getting a gun. 293 00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:49,825 I think it's a good idea. 294 00:15:50,293 --> 00:15:54,793 Good protection. I... I keep one on me all the time. 295 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,801 I don't know. Think about it. 296 00:15:59,803 --> 00:16:01,637 Absolutely. Enjoy your drinky. 297 00:16:01,639 --> 00:16:03,272 Yeah. We will. All right, man. 298 00:16:03,274 --> 00:16:05,340 - Have a good night, bro. Yeah. - See you later. 299 00:16:05,342 --> 00:16:09,177 He's got a gun on him at all times. From now on, so will we. 300 00:16:09,179 --> 00:16:10,979 Dude, you just laid it on way too thick back there. 301 00:16:10,981 --> 00:16:14,750 There's no way he's gonna hit Paddy's again tonight. He'd have to be a moron. 302 00:16:14,752 --> 00:16:17,219 He is a moron, dude. He'll be there. 303 00:16:17,221 --> 00:16:18,687 Hey, Dee. Yeah, listen. 304 00:16:18,689 --> 00:16:22,891 There's a change of plans. I need you to meet us at Paddy's tonight after all. 305 00:16:22,893 --> 00:16:25,561 Something you need to see. 306 00:16:26,062 --> 00:16:29,031 Why did you guys bring me into this? You'll see. 307 00:16:29,033 --> 00:16:32,634 Did you turn off the circuit breaker? Yeah, dude. We're all set. 308 00:16:32,636 --> 00:16:34,303 Check. 309 00:16:35,706 --> 00:16:38,774 What the hell was that? Did you just cock back the hammer, bro? 310 00:16:38,776 --> 00:16:40,375 No. Wait a second. You guys have a gun? 311 00:16:40,377 --> 00:16:43,345 Hey, listen to me. We are not shooting anybody tonight. 312 00:16:43,347 --> 00:16:46,848 I know. Dennis, you are not shooting anyone! 313 00:16:46,850 --> 00:16:48,817 I don't want to shoot anyone, Sweet Dee! 314 00:16:48,819 --> 00:16:50,819 You better not shoot anybody. I don't have... 315 00:16:50,821 --> 00:16:52,321 I should be holding the gun. I have better... 316 00:16:52,323 --> 00:16:55,457 Well, I put this whole thing together. I shot the log way more times! 317 00:16:55,459 --> 00:16:56,301 This is so bad. 318 00:16:56,327 --> 00:16:58,827 But I'm the one who has better aim than you! 319 00:16:58,829 --> 00:17:01,663 What? What? Is he here? 320 00:17:02,966 --> 00:17:05,367 There he is. Okay. 321 00:17:05,369 --> 00:17:09,004 What's he doing? He's walking toward the cash register. 322 00:17:09,006 --> 00:17:10,439 He looks shady. 323 00:17:10,441 --> 00:17:13,141 Yeah. That's him. 324 00:17:13,143 --> 00:17:15,344 - That's it. - Do the flashlight. 325 00:17:15,346 --> 00:17:18,246 - Turn the flashlight on! - I can't reach it! 326 00:17:18,248 --> 00:17:20,315 No, no! He's getting away! 327 00:17:20,317 --> 00:17:21,249 Shoot him! What? 328 00:17:21,251 --> 00:17:24,219 Shoot him! Shoot him in his face! 329 00:17:24,221 --> 00:17:27,222 Shit! 330 00:17:27,224 --> 00:17:29,424 - Did you get him? - I'm shot! 331 00:17:29,426 --> 00:17:32,861 - Charlie? My God! - My god! 332 00:17:32,863 --> 00:17:35,897 Turn on the circuit breaker! Turn on the circuit breaker! 333 00:17:35,899 --> 00:17:38,834 - Did you shoot me, Dennis? - I... No. I... 334 00:17:38,836 --> 00:17:40,068 Why did you shoot me? My God! 335 00:17:40,070 --> 00:17:42,704 - My God! Dude, are you okay? - Where are you shot? 336 00:17:42,706 --> 00:17:45,140 - In my head! - What? 337 00:17:45,142 --> 00:17:48,944 My God! Charlie, I shot you in your head. I am so sorry. 338 00:17:48,946 --> 00:17:50,579 Is he okay? No, I'm not okay! He shot me in my head! 339 00:17:50,581 --> 00:17:54,349 No. It must have just grazed his head. You shot him in the head, bro! 340 00:17:54,351 --> 00:17:56,218 If I shot him in the head, he'd be dead. It really hurts! 341 00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:59,888 - I gotta go to a hospital! - All right, man. I'll call an ambulance. 342 00:17:59,890 --> 00:18:02,290 The hospital's, like, three blocks away. We should just drive him! 343 00:18:02,292 --> 00:18:05,861 I know that. But I don't wanna get blood stains all over the interior of my car. 344 00:18:05,863 --> 00:18:08,063 Are you serious? 345 00:18:08,065 --> 00:18:10,766 All right! I'll take you to a hospital! God! 346 00:18:10,768 --> 00:18:14,002 All right, get a trash bag. We'll put it over him. 347 00:18:20,443 --> 00:18:23,078 I can't believe you shot Charlie, dude. Don't start this again! 348 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:26,214 You almost killed our best friend. You told me to shoot Charlie! 349 00:18:26,216 --> 00:18:27,249 You guys told me to shoot Charlie. 350 00:18:27,251 --> 00:18:30,252 The minute the shit hits the fan, you guys are, like, "Dennis, don't shoot the gun!" 351 00:18:30,254 --> 00:18:33,989 I was not! Then all of a sudden, you told me to shoot him in the face! 352 00:18:33,991 --> 00:18:36,324 I didn't say that! 353 00:18:56,112 --> 00:18:59,081 Hey. Hey, there he is. How you feeling, buddy? 354 00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:00,182 You shot me, dude. 355 00:19:00,184 --> 00:19:03,452 But, Charlie, you were stealing from the bar. It was an honest mistake. 356 00:19:03,454 --> 00:19:05,253 I still kind of wish you didn't shoot me. 357 00:19:05,255 --> 00:19:08,857 If you needed help with money, why didn't you talk to us? Yeah, man. 358 00:19:08,859 --> 00:19:10,358 I... I had it all worked out, all right? 359 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:14,860 I was gonna make it look like all the other robberies going on around town. 360 00:19:14,932 --> 00:19:19,432 Then we would collect some insurance money and... 361 00:19:21,304 --> 00:19:24,406 Wow, dude. That's really just goddamn ridiculous. That is so dumb. 362 00:19:24,408 --> 00:19:27,075 I thought it was the best idea I ever had. No, it's not at all. 363 00:19:27,077 --> 00:19:29,244 But you know what? It might be the best idea you've ever had, but... 364 00:19:29,246 --> 00:19:31,947 Listen. Listen. The important thing is that you are all right. 365 00:19:31,949 --> 00:19:35,884 And we talked about it, and we decided we need to get rid of that gun. 366 00:19:35,886 --> 00:19:37,519 The gun. Yeah, we're getting rid of the gun. 367 00:19:37,521 --> 00:19:40,422 It's too dangerous. You could have been killed. Dennis could have killed you. 368 00:19:40,424 --> 00:19:43,458 Okay, good. Yes. I think that would be for the best. 369 00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:47,229 Dee, could you get me a nurse? 370 00:19:47,231 --> 00:19:50,031 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. 371 00:19:52,335 --> 00:19:54,903 Tell me we're not getting rid of that gun. 372 00:19:54,905 --> 00:19:56,872 No way! 373 00:19:56,874 --> 00:19:59,241 Never. Sweet. 374 00:20:01,177 --> 00:20:05,180 No, he's fine. It turns out it just kind of grazed his head. 375 00:20:05,182 --> 00:20:06,982 That's great news, babe. 376 00:20:06,984 --> 00:20:11,086 Thank you so much for calling though. You are so sweet, Colin. 377 00:20:11,088 --> 00:20:13,121 I guess I'm just a sweet guy. 378 00:20:13,123 --> 00:20:15,323 All right. Well, I'll see you tomorrow? 379 00:20:15,325 --> 00:20:18,093 You will. Okay. Good night. 380 00:20:18,095 --> 00:20:20,395 Dream of me. 381 00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:26,234 Idiots.