1 00:00:01,144 --> 00:00:03,844 I don't wanna know that. 2 00:00:06,249 --> 00:00:08,499 I'm gonna poke him with this. 3 00:00:08,551 --> 00:00:12,903 Get up, old man. This isn't the American Legion. Wake up! 4 00:00:12,955 --> 00:00:14,271 Yo! What's the matter? 5 00:00:14,323 --> 00:00:18,209 He won't wake up. Well, poke him harder in his ribs. 6 00:00:18,261 --> 00:00:22,062 Wake up, old man. Wake up! 7 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:27,118 Holy shit. 8 00:00:27,170 --> 00:00:29,904 That bitch is dead. 9 00:01:04,038 --> 00:01:05,989 This ought to do wonders for business. 10 00:01:06,041 --> 00:01:07,858 How could you let this happen, Charlie? 11 00:01:07,910 --> 00:01:10,494 What? It's not my fault. The guy orders one drink, 12 00:01:10,546 --> 00:01:12,629 sits down, I don't see him again the rest of the night. 13 00:01:12,681 --> 00:01:15,999 What are we gonna do about this booth? There's piss and shit everywhere. 14 00:01:16,051 --> 00:01:18,535 All the death germs. Plus, that guy was so old. 15 00:01:18,587 --> 00:01:21,283 - Old people are gross. - Tell you what. I'll get the gasoline. 16 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:24,074 We're not gonna burn it. Come on, dude. You never let me burn anything. 17 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,985 Maybe we should close to fumigate or something. 18 00:01:27,011 --> 00:01:28,626 No, no. We can't do that. 19 00:01:28,730 --> 00:01:31,014 We can't let anybody know that this happened. We'll never live it down. 20 00:01:31,066 --> 00:01:33,088 Are we gonna serve drinks today? I don't think 21 00:01:33,114 --> 00:01:35,118 the board of health will be too keen on that. 22 00:01:35,170 --> 00:01:38,522 I'm sorry. Do you see any representatives from the board of health here? 23 00:01:38,574 --> 00:01:40,590 Let's clean up the mess and act like it never happened. 24 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:45,111 I'm not getting anywhere near that booth. Me neither. 25 00:01:48,282 --> 00:01:49,833 I can't believe you guys are making me do this. 26 00:01:49,885 --> 00:01:53,503 I can't believe you left a dead guy in the bar overnight. So I guess we're even. 27 00:01:53,555 --> 00:01:56,940 Charlie, the E.M.T. said he had a heart attack, not Ebola. 28 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:59,676 - Do you wanna do this? - No. 29 00:01:59,728 --> 00:02:02,145 Then don't question my methods. 30 00:02:02,197 --> 00:02:06,697 Whoa, Charlie! Stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop. Goddamn it. 31 00:02:07,769 --> 00:02:08,919 We need to isolate the area. 32 00:02:08,971 --> 00:02:12,022 You're just gonna spread whatever parts of him decomposed overnight. 33 00:02:12,074 --> 00:02:15,659 - No. - What, are you a scientist, dude? 34 00:02:15,711 --> 00:02:18,261 A scientist? That's, like, science talk. 35 00:02:18,313 --> 00:02:21,264 Science talk? What the hell is science talk? 36 00:02:21,316 --> 00:02:23,600 I'm sorry. We're closed. 37 00:02:23,652 --> 00:02:25,087 No, we're not. Hey. How you doing? 38 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,671 I'm looking for the owner. That's me. Actually... 39 00:02:27,723 --> 00:02:29,306 Actually, I'm the owner. I could help her out now. 40 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,575 We own it together. Not really. What can I help you with? 41 00:02:31,627 --> 00:02:36,127 My name is Rebecca Keane. I was notified that my grandfather died here last night. 42 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:39,149 I'm so sorry. 43 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:43,570 - That's really horrible. - I'm sorry for your loss. 44 00:02:47,341 --> 00:02:50,727 I... I just wanted to see where he spent his last night. 45 00:02:50,779 --> 00:02:55,279 That would be somewhere in this vicinity over here. 46 00:02:55,684 --> 00:02:58,101 - God. - Are you all right? 47 00:02:58,153 --> 00:03:02,653 Yeah, I'm okay. I... I really didn't know him that well actually. 48 00:03:02,824 --> 00:03:06,243 But he didn't have any other family, so the police called me. 49 00:03:06,295 --> 00:03:08,011 That's so sad. Yeah. 50 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:12,563 I guess I was a little curious, you know. I mean, he's my grandfather. 51 00:03:12,668 --> 00:03:14,618 And I know nothing about him. 52 00:03:14,670 --> 00:03:18,021 Yeah. Well, he was a great man. Really? 53 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:21,892 Yeah. Yeah, just a very warm and... 54 00:03:21,944 --> 00:03:23,960 gentle soul actually. 55 00:03:24,012 --> 00:03:28,512 So you knew him? Yeah, I wouldn't actually say that I knew him all that well. 56 00:03:30,152 --> 00:03:32,903 I knew him pretty well. 57 00:03:32,955 --> 00:03:36,306 Yeah, we got pretty close near the end there. 58 00:03:36,358 --> 00:03:38,074 Wow, really? I knew him too. 59 00:03:38,126 --> 00:03:40,744 I-I just meant... I thought you meant more of a... 60 00:03:40,796 --> 00:03:43,179 - He didn't know him as well as I did though. 61 00:03:43,231 --> 00:03:47,731 Well, listen, I should go. I have to get back to work. I just wanted to stop in. 62 00:03:48,704 --> 00:03:51,270 Of course. Well, listen, if you ever wanna stop by, you know, 63 00:03:51,306 --> 00:03:55,806 I could tell you some stories about your grandfather that you would not believe. 64 00:03:56,678 --> 00:03:58,595 I-I'll make myself available as well. 65 00:03:58,647 --> 00:04:01,131 Don't worry about it. Yeah, any time. 66 00:04:01,183 --> 00:04:03,433 Okay. Thanks. 67 00:04:03,485 --> 00:04:05,268 Yeah, of course. Bye. 68 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,804 What are you doing, dude? What? 69 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:10,140 You're totally blowing up my spot. I'm not blowing up your spot. 70 00:04:10,192 --> 00:04:14,010 You can't just claim the girl for yourself. She's way out of your league anyway. 71 00:04:14,062 --> 00:04:16,932 Out of my league? She's out of your league. I could get that chick. 72 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:21,465 Hey, guys! A man died here yesterday. His family just abandoned him. 73 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:24,671 Could we think about that for one second? 74 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:27,891 Why the hell would we want to think about that? 75 00:04:27,943 --> 00:04:32,443 - Really depressing, Dee. - It just makes me think about Pop-Pop is all. 76 00:04:33,682 --> 00:04:35,265 Pop-Pop is an asshole, Sweet Dee. 77 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:39,035 And I'm placing my bets that that girl's grandfather is an asshole too. 78 00:04:39,087 --> 00:04:41,938 People don't just abandon their parents for no good reason. 79 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:45,008 Dude, have you ever been to a nursing home? 80 00:04:45,060 --> 00:04:47,844 People abandon their parents all the time. 81 00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:51,831 It's a sad, throwaway culture we live in. 82 00:04:58,039 --> 00:05:00,657 Hey, Charlie. Can I come in? Hi. 83 00:05:00,709 --> 00:05:02,859 Yeah, sure. Thank you. 84 00:05:02,911 --> 00:05:07,411 Whoa. Geez, your place is looking... good. 85 00:05:08,450 --> 00:05:12,068 Yeah. I've been doing some rearra... rearranging. 86 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:13,737 So you wanna have a seat? 87 00:05:13,789 --> 00:05:17,207 No, I don't. Charlie, your... Have a seat, come on. 88 00:05:17,259 --> 00:05:18,441 Listen, I wanted to ask you a favor. 89 00:05:18,493 --> 00:05:22,993 Will you go to the nursing home with me to see my grandfather? Dennis won't go. 90 00:05:23,432 --> 00:05:25,348 Dennis won't go? No, he won't go. 91 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:29,152 What a jerk. I know, and I haven't seen him since I was really little. 92 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:30,770 And he's stuck in that nursing home. 93 00:05:30,806 --> 00:05:33,890 And I don't wanna wait until it's too late and then regret it. 94 00:05:33,942 --> 00:05:36,426 Why don't you just go by yourself? 95 00:05:36,478 --> 00:05:40,230 I have a little bit of a problem with old people. 96 00:05:40,282 --> 00:05:44,782 Sounds a little mean, but I find them kind of creepy and scary and gross. 97 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:48,872 I think they're gross. It's their hands mostly. 98 00:05:48,924 --> 00:05:51,041 You know, how you can see right through them. 99 00:05:51,093 --> 00:05:53,109 They're all... Their inside business is... 100 00:05:53,161 --> 00:05:55,278 I'll tell you what. I'll go with you, 101 00:05:55,330 --> 00:05:58,648 but you have to let me borrow your car any time I want. 102 00:05:58,700 --> 00:05:59,916 No. 103 00:05:59,968 --> 00:06:01,518 Every now and then. No. 104 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:02,919 One time. All right. 105 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:05,088 And... you have to take me to lunch... 106 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:08,224 twice a week for a year. No, I don't. 107 00:06:08,276 --> 00:06:10,727 Once a week. Today. Okay. 108 00:06:10,779 --> 00:06:11,094 Great. 109 00:06:11,146 --> 00:06:14,397 - I can get hot chicks, dude. - Mac, don't embarrass yourself. 110 00:06:14,449 --> 00:06:16,232 I will always win in these circumstances. 111 00:06:16,284 --> 00:06:18,435 You will not, dude. She's coming over here to see me. 112 00:06:18,487 --> 00:06:20,403 She's coming to see you because you answered the phone, dude. 113 00:06:20,455 --> 00:06:24,207 That's just semantics, bro. You know, I have a real shot with this chick. 114 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:28,211 You can't beat me here, okay? I will always win in these circumstances. 115 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:30,080 I will one-up you. I'm sharper than you. 116 00:06:30,132 --> 00:06:32,816 You're not sharper. Shut up. Shut up. You shut up. 117 00:06:32,868 --> 00:06:35,018 Don't tell me to shut up. Hi, guys. 118 00:06:35,070 --> 00:06:36,270 Is this a bad time? 119 00:06:36,304 --> 00:06:38,788 No, this is a great time. We were just... We... 120 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:40,493 We were talking about your grandfather. 121 00:06:40,509 --> 00:06:42,492 Emotions are running very high around here today. 122 00:06:42,544 --> 00:06:44,461 Yeah, it's been a difficult couple of days for me. 123 00:06:44,513 --> 00:06:49,013 Yeah, I try not to think about me though in circumstances like this. 124 00:06:49,084 --> 00:06:52,385 More importantly, how are you? 125 00:06:54,088 --> 00:06:57,073 You kind of look like you're gonna pass out. 126 00:06:57,125 --> 00:07:00,009 Charlie, I don't think I can do this. I'm not kidding. 127 00:07:00,061 --> 00:07:01,478 Come on. You're gonna be fine. 128 00:07:01,530 --> 00:07:04,280 My God. Look at that one. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 129 00:07:04,332 --> 00:07:05,415 They have ears, all right? 130 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:09,018 All right, listen to me, Dee. The slow and painful crawl to death... 131 00:07:09,070 --> 00:07:11,087 is an inevitable part of life. 132 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:14,541 So just embrace it, all right? 133 00:07:16,076 --> 00:07:18,394 Wait, wait, wait. It's really creepy in here. 134 00:07:18,446 --> 00:07:22,946 What is that very bad smell? It's probably urine and maybe some feces. 135 00:07:24,085 --> 00:07:27,237 17-D, right? This is your Pop-Pop's door. Just hold on a second. 136 00:07:27,289 --> 00:07:31,207 What if he asks us to help him go to the bathroom? Are you kidding me? 137 00:07:31,259 --> 00:07:35,759 Come on. A lot of people lead perfectly normal lives in nursing homes. 138 00:07:36,965 --> 00:07:40,350 Jesus! He doesn't even look like a real person. 139 00:07:40,402 --> 00:07:43,153 Should we go wake him up? No! I don't know. Let's go. 140 00:07:43,205 --> 00:07:46,339 No, we can't go. We came all the way down here. Let's just... 141 00:07:49,544 --> 00:07:51,227 I need some air. What? 142 00:07:51,279 --> 00:07:55,265 No, no, no, Dee. Do not leave me here alone. 'Cause I can't... 143 00:07:55,317 --> 00:07:57,450 Dennis. 144 00:07:57,618 --> 00:08:01,938 Dennis. This is awkward. I'm... I'm not... 145 00:08:01,990 --> 00:08:03,907 Dennis, come here. 146 00:08:03,959 --> 00:08:06,559 I-I've been waiting... 147 00:08:08,162 --> 00:08:12,615 a long time for this moment, Dennis. 148 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:14,951 Okay. You have? 149 00:08:15,003 --> 00:08:19,503 Yeah. My only grandson finally come to see me. Come close. 150 00:08:21,309 --> 00:08:24,911 My eyesight's not so good. 151 00:08:26,313 --> 00:08:29,399 You're lot shorter than I thought you'd wind up. 152 00:08:29,451 --> 00:08:33,069 Yeah, well, you know. I'm actually still growin', so... 153 00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:36,506 You want some candy? No, I'm good. Thanks. 154 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:38,608 Eat the damn candy! 155 00:08:38,660 --> 00:08:41,060 Okay. Candy. 156 00:08:43,632 --> 00:08:46,049 These people in here, 157 00:08:46,101 --> 00:08:47,650 they've stolen everything from me. 158 00:08:47,702 --> 00:08:52,202 They have? Yeah, well, what do you expect from Jews, right, Dennis? 159 00:08:57,279 --> 00:09:01,731 Jews. Um, maybe I should go and check on Dee, because... 160 00:09:01,783 --> 00:09:05,318 No, leave her be. I'm sure she'll be fine. 161 00:09:13,028 --> 00:09:15,178 I'm an old man, Dennis. 162 00:09:15,230 --> 00:09:18,615 And as you can see, I don't have much time left. 163 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:21,651 I need your help. 164 00:09:21,703 --> 00:09:23,987 No, no, no. 165 00:09:24,039 --> 00:09:25,955 I mean, I'm not very comfortable with that. 166 00:09:26,007 --> 00:09:30,093 First of all, I don't even know which one of these things I would unplug. 167 00:09:30,145 --> 00:09:31,361 No, you idiot! 168 00:09:31,413 --> 00:09:35,031 I don't need you to kill me. I need you to help me. 169 00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:38,134 Okay. 170 00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:42,686 You probably don't know this because that bastard father of yours didn't tell you, 171 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,709 but I was a war hero. 172 00:09:46,761 --> 00:09:51,261 - Really? - I wanna be buried in my uniform. 173 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:56,133 And I don't trust any of these kikes in here... 174 00:09:57,539 --> 00:09:59,255 to take care of that. 175 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:03,807 All the belongings from that part of my life are in a box... 176 00:10:04,179 --> 00:10:07,096 at the Roxborough Storage Facility. 177 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:11,367 I need you to pick it up and bring it here. 178 00:10:11,419 --> 00:10:14,637 Okay, sure. I could do that. 179 00:10:14,689 --> 00:10:19,189 And I need you to keep it as a secret between you and me. 180 00:10:22,062 --> 00:10:24,764 Okay. 181 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:28,484 So listen, I have a favor to ask you guys. 182 00:10:28,536 --> 00:10:30,386 Yeah. That's cool. Anything, yeah. 183 00:10:30,438 --> 00:10:32,569 You can talk to me, 'cause I get things done, so... 184 00:10:32,574 --> 00:10:35,725 I'm in charge of putting together a memorial service for him, 185 00:10:35,777 --> 00:10:39,629 but I can't seem to find anyone else who really knew him that well. 186 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:42,398 Yeah. That might be difficult to do actually. 187 00:10:42,450 --> 00:10:45,368 It's not gonna be a problem. I knew a lot of his friends. Good guys. 188 00:10:45,420 --> 00:10:49,739 Yeah, Den. But, it might be hard to find "friends." 189 00:10:49,791 --> 00:10:52,375 It's not gonna be hard for me. 190 00:10:52,427 --> 00:10:55,094 That would be so amazing. 191 00:10:56,797 --> 00:11:01,297 - Would you like another drink? - No, we're fine. 192 00:11:12,246 --> 00:11:15,465 I need your car. Charlie. I wasn't really serious about that. 193 00:11:15,517 --> 00:11:18,601 No. Go get it. You promised. Fine. 194 00:11:18,653 --> 00:11:20,603 Where you going? Going back to see Pop-Pop. 195 00:11:20,655 --> 00:11:23,606 What the hell you talking about? You're going to see my Pop-Pop without me. 196 00:11:23,658 --> 00:11:25,408 You can't do that. He's my Pop-Pop. 197 00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:28,311 I'm the one who's supposed to feel better about myself. I'm going with you. 198 00:11:28,363 --> 00:11:31,748 You can't actually, because it's just supposed to be me and him. 199 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:35,401 I want to see my Pop-Pop. Take the bus. 200 00:11:42,242 --> 00:11:44,527 Jesus, Dennis. This is just goddamn shady. 201 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,562 Hey, bud. If you wanna back out now, be my guest. 202 00:11:46,614 --> 00:11:50,166 I'd be happy to take all the credit for this. I'm not backing down. 203 00:11:50,218 --> 00:11:53,403 All right, all right. Hey, pal. 204 00:11:53,455 --> 00:11:55,605 How would you like to make 20 bucks? 205 00:11:55,657 --> 00:11:59,058 Sure. Got some nicer clothes? 206 00:12:05,399 --> 00:12:07,600 Right. Right. 207 00:12:17,511 --> 00:12:19,278 Holy shit. 208 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:29,322 Okay, guys. Have fun. Mingle. 209 00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:35,645 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Rebecca. - Rebecca. 210 00:12:35,697 --> 00:12:39,449 I see you brought some of my grandfather's friends. 211 00:12:39,501 --> 00:12:41,868 He loved those guys. 212 00:12:42,903 --> 00:12:46,122 So I was wondering if maybe you guys could say something. 213 00:12:46,174 --> 00:12:48,691 You know, maybe tell a funny story about him or something. 214 00:12:48,743 --> 00:12:52,428 Yeah. No, absolutely. Actually, I've got a little something prepared. 215 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,897 If that's okay. Mac, did you prepare... 216 00:12:54,949 --> 00:12:59,268 No. Sorry. I totally forgot. He's a terrible public speaker. 217 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,171 He gets really flustered and he clams up and his third-grade stutter comes back. 218 00:13:02,223 --> 00:13:05,241 It's adorable. Is that your phone? 219 00:13:05,293 --> 00:13:07,276 - Yeah. - Gonna answer that? 220 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,225 Well, I don't wanna be rude. Well, the 221 00:13:09,251 --> 00:13:11,681 ringer's going off in the middle of a funeral. 222 00:13:11,733 --> 00:13:15,568 It's gotta be pretty important, right? 223 00:13:17,471 --> 00:13:19,822 Excuse me. 224 00:13:19,874 --> 00:13:23,693 Charlie, what do you want? Mac, you gotta come to my apartment right now. 225 00:13:23,745 --> 00:13:25,328 I can't, dude. I'm in the middle of something. 226 00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:29,765 I don't care what you're doing. Get over here right now! It's an emergency! 227 00:13:29,817 --> 00:13:31,951 Fine. 228 00:13:32,786 --> 00:13:37,286 I gotta go. It's an emergency. You gotta leave? That's a shame. 229 00:13:38,592 --> 00:13:42,361 So can I borrow your car, or what? You've been drinking. 230 00:13:47,534 --> 00:13:52,034 He's a good guy. He's just... got a bit of a drinking problem. 231 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:59,345 Who is it? It's Mac, dude. This better be good. 232 00:14:02,783 --> 00:14:05,318 Holy shit! 233 00:14:14,828 --> 00:14:19,328 This is unbelievable! I know that! There are, like, so many medals in there, dude! 234 00:14:20,435 --> 00:14:22,418 This guy was probably, like, king Nazi. 235 00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:24,601 How is this even possible, Charlie? It's possible. 236 00:14:24,606 --> 00:14:27,890 They came on boats or whatever, but they're here. Okay, hold on. 237 00:14:27,942 --> 00:14:32,442 This could just be collector's crap. No. No, no, no. No. 238 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,963 Look at that! 239 00:14:34,015 --> 00:14:36,265 He looks exactly like Dennis. I know. 240 00:14:36,317 --> 00:14:37,800 All right, so here's the deal. 241 00:14:37,852 --> 00:14:41,837 He wants me to take all this shit to him so he can be, like, buried in it or something. 242 00:14:41,889 --> 00:14:44,307 Buried in it? Screw that old bitch. He's a Nazi. 243 00:14:44,359 --> 00:14:47,610 Let him die and burn in hell, right? Let's sell this shit on eBay. 244 00:14:47,662 --> 00:14:50,680 No, I thought about that though. I think it's, like, 245 00:14:50,732 --> 00:14:55,001 illegal, or maybe a little bit immoral. 246 00:14:56,970 --> 00:15:01,470 We could sell it to a museum. I could live with that. 247 00:15:03,644 --> 00:15:06,512 Lionel Keane. 248 00:15:10,752 --> 00:15:15,037 As we all know, Lionel could be a bit of a curmudgeon. 249 00:15:15,089 --> 00:15:18,457 But he had the heart of a lion. 250 00:15:19,359 --> 00:15:22,278 I'll tell you a story about him. 251 00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:25,581 It was Christmas Eve last year and, 252 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,883 I was at Lionel's house, making him dinner. 253 00:15:27,935 --> 00:15:30,753 And we got to talking about the spirit of giving. 254 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:33,066 And I said, "Lionel, why are we just talking about it? 255 00:15:33,107 --> 00:15:36,892 Let's put the spirit into action. Let's go down to the mission." 256 00:15:36,944 --> 00:15:40,529 Lionel said, "Great. That's a great idea, Dennis." 257 00:15:40,581 --> 00:15:42,565 So we did, we went down there. 258 00:15:42,617 --> 00:15:44,967 And not only did we feed... 259 00:15:45,019 --> 00:15:49,519 every last poor, miserable, precious soul, 260 00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:55,058 but we washed the feet of every man, woman and child there... 261 00:15:56,596 --> 00:16:00,016 in the spirit of Christ. 262 00:16:00,068 --> 00:16:02,401 And that was Lionel. 263 00:16:02,936 --> 00:16:04,954 Lionel Keane. 264 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:09,041 Lionel the lion. 265 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,830 - Sorry to keep you gentlemen waiting. - Not a problem at all. 266 00:16:14,882 --> 00:16:18,601 How can I help you? We are going to make your day today, sir. 267 00:16:18,653 --> 00:16:22,772 Is that right? We've gotten our hands on a "little something"... 268 00:16:22,824 --> 00:16:26,776 that we like to think is an important part of human history... 269 00:16:26,828 --> 00:16:30,563 and needs to be in this museum. 270 00:16:31,631 --> 00:16:33,899 Mac, if you will. 271 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:36,652 What in the hell is that? 272 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:41,204 This, my friend, is an authentic Nazi officer's uniform circa 1942. 273 00:16:41,576 --> 00:16:45,361 Notice the stitching and fine attention to detail. 274 00:16:45,413 --> 00:16:46,929 Where did you get this? 275 00:16:46,981 --> 00:16:51,481 Let's just say it found its way to us and leave it at that, shall we? 276 00:16:51,819 --> 00:16:55,404 Okay. I find this offensive for so many reasons. 277 00:16:55,456 --> 00:16:57,973 I'm guessing you acquired this through illegal means. 278 00:16:58,025 --> 00:17:00,943 For me to take this from you would be an extension of that. 279 00:17:00,995 --> 00:17:03,604 And secondly, that you would expect it would "make my day"... 280 00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:08,131 assumes that I'm interested in profiting off the murder of millions of innocent people. 281 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,925 How much will you give us for it? 282 00:17:15,977 --> 00:17:17,593 Nothing. 283 00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:20,863 Nothing, or... 284 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:24,984 I plan to call the police the minute you guys leave my office. 285 00:17:51,611 --> 00:17:54,663 - Hey, Pop-Pop. - Deandra? 286 00:17:54,715 --> 00:17:57,633 What are you doing here? Where's Dennis? 287 00:17:57,685 --> 00:18:00,169 Um, I just came by myself. 288 00:18:00,221 --> 00:18:03,839 Well, do you know where Dennis is? 289 00:18:03,891 --> 00:18:06,041 He was supposed to be here hours ago. 290 00:18:06,093 --> 00:18:09,779 No, no. Pop-Pop, it's just me. I thought that... 291 00:18:09,831 --> 00:18:11,680 you and I could spend some time together, 292 00:18:11,732 --> 00:18:15,418 so I brought a couple books that I could read to you. 293 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:19,121 Okay, fine. 294 00:18:19,173 --> 00:18:21,624 Come here and sit down. 295 00:18:21,676 --> 00:18:23,742 Yeah. 296 00:18:25,679 --> 00:18:30,179 No, why don't you come closer so I can get a good look at you? 297 00:18:32,519 --> 00:18:35,204 Come here, come here. Okay, that's fine. 298 00:18:35,256 --> 00:18:38,174 Sure, sure, sure. Good idea. 299 00:18:38,226 --> 00:18:41,710 Come here. A little closer. Come here. 300 00:18:41,762 --> 00:18:43,679 Come on, come on. Come here, come here. 301 00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:48,231 Now I remember how beautiful you are. 302 00:18:49,270 --> 00:18:53,770 And look at these wrinkled old hands against your young face. 303 00:18:54,775 --> 00:18:56,192 And... and these teeth. 304 00:18:56,244 --> 00:19:00,629 Look. Look how straight and white. 305 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,898 Is there a bathroom around here? 306 00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:06,151 Yeah. Right down the hall. 307 00:19:08,588 --> 00:19:09,572 We're doing the right thing here, man. 308 00:19:09,624 --> 00:19:13,209 Yeah. But it just seems like a waste of a perfectly good Nazi uniform. 309 00:19:13,261 --> 00:19:16,846 No, no, no. If we sell it, we run the risk of going to jail. 310 00:19:16,898 --> 00:19:20,249 And if we keep it, we don't get anything, so we may as well burn it. 311 00:19:20,301 --> 00:19:23,185 That's true. I mean, it is always fun to burn things. 312 00:19:23,237 --> 00:19:23,953 Yeah. Yeah, it is. 313 00:19:24,005 --> 00:19:27,056 And we probably shouldn't let Dennis know about his grandfather anyway. 314 00:19:27,108 --> 00:19:30,242 No. It might just screw with his head. 315 00:19:30,911 --> 00:19:33,362 Yeah, get it going. All right. 316 00:19:33,414 --> 00:19:37,066 Get on. Get on it. 317 00:19:37,118 --> 00:19:40,703 Auf Wiedersehen. Auf Wiedersehen, my friend. 318 00:19:40,755 --> 00:19:42,838 Whoo. Whoo. 319 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,241 So it's all in there, right? Yeah. 320 00:19:45,293 --> 00:19:49,478 You didn't keep anything, or... No. Did you? 321 00:19:49,530 --> 00:19:52,181 No. No, dude. Okay. 322 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,216 Hey, guys. Hey, bro. 323 00:19:54,268 --> 00:19:56,986 Hey. What's up? What you burning? 324 00:19:57,038 --> 00:19:59,021 Some trash. Awesome. 325 00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:02,925 Do you wanna hear what happened with that girl? No. No, I don't, dude. 326 00:20:02,977 --> 00:20:04,059 No? Come on. 327 00:20:04,111 --> 00:20:06,228 I don't care about what happened. Of course you care. 328 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,030 I don't wanna hear it, Dennis. Yeah, you do. 329 00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:11,734 Okay. You know what, bro? I'm sorry. You win. Okay? 330 00:20:11,786 --> 00:20:13,102 I give up. You won. You're the better man. 331 00:20:13,154 --> 00:20:16,605 You don't give up. See, I won fair and square. We went head-to-head, 332 00:20:16,657 --> 00:20:19,909 and I came out the better man, just as I predicted I would. 333 00:20:19,961 --> 00:20:21,944 So we went back to her house, 334 00:20:21,996 --> 00:20:26,496 and we made sweet, passionate love. 335 00:20:31,838 --> 00:20:32,855 Great. Yeah. 336 00:20:32,907 --> 00:20:36,825 Great for you. You... You must be really proud of yourself. 337 00:20:36,877 --> 00:20:41,080 Awesome. Your grandfather's a Nazi. 338 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,180 Who's your neighbor? 339 00:20:58,232 --> 00:21:01,450 I'm your neighbor. But let me ask you a couple questions. 340 00:21:01,502 --> 00:21:03,719 Go ahead, shoot. Ask away. 341 00:21:03,771 --> 00:21:05,988 Who lives in this here hole? What hole? 342 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,691 That big brown hole. I'm inside that hole. 343 00:21:08,743 --> 00:21:12,344 Dozen Rangers in there too. All right. Well...