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"Christopher Murray, a teacher at St.
Vincent's Elementary,

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has been accused of sexually
abusing two former students."

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St. Vincent's? That's that school you went
to, right, Mac? Yeah, me and Charlie.

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What else does it say?

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"Murray has been the
physical education teacher

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and boys' basketball coach for 25 years."

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Blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah.

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"The accusers are two brothers
whose names are being withheld,

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"but the investigation will
focus on the mid-1980s...

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"as the time period for alleged abuse.

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The police are hoping more
young men will come forward."

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- Wow. That's horrible.
- Did this guy teach you guys?

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Yeah.
No.

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Yes, he did.
We were in the same class.

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No. Yeah. Well, no,
I didn't like it though.

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What the hell are you talking about?
I didn't like that class.

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What?
I gotta go!

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Holy shit.

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Charlie got molested.

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When dealing with molestation, the
first step is always understanding.

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So we need to take a moment and assess
the situation. Write this down.

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What? No, look. First of all, we can't
sit around and let him wallow in it.

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And second of all, the first step is
acknowledgment. So I better write that down.

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No. No, no.
Whoa! What, guys...

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What the hell are you guys talking about?

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Sweet Dee and I took psychology at
Penn, so let the grown-ups talk.

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Okay? Thank you.
Okay?

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Listen. I think we need
to have an intervention.

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You know, bring his friends and
family together for support.

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Yeah, that's a good idea.

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Let's tell everybody Charlie knows
that he got blown by a gym teacher.

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Then we'll throw him a little surprise
party, celebrate the occasion.

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Okay, you know what? You being a
smart-ass... not helping Charlie.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who said
anything about getting blown?

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The article didn't specify what type of
abuse it was. It could have been anything.

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Yeah, but do you think he got blown?

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I don't know. Yeah, you know?
Probably got blown.

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Which is why I think you
need to reconsider my idea.

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Okay. You know what? Stop. I'm sorry.
We need to clarify something here.

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Do you think that Murray blew these guys?

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Why are you so obsessed with the
blowing aspect of all this?

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Because I knew these two brothers
that the article was talking about.

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The McPoyle twins...
Ryan and Liam. Okay?

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They were the type of kids that would blow
snot bubbles and rub 'em over each other.

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They were gross, and they smelled
like a couple of unwiped assholes.

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So what?

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Well, if Murray is, like, fondling
or touching them, whatever...

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I get it, all right? But if he's
dishing out blow jobs, come on.

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- I just don't understand.
- What do you not get?

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- What are you talking about?
- You're not getting this?

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I was in that class with them, all right?
I was with those guys!

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- Um, are you okay, dude?
- No, dude. I'm not okay.

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How come you're getting so upset?

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The police are asking for more
young men to come forward.

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That means there are more guys
out there who've been blown.

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What are you looking for? Photographs.
I have photographs.

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My God. You have photographs of it? Okay.

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Listen, are you trying to say
that you got molested?

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Okay, look at this.
Look at this guy?

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I was cute. I was energetic. I was fun.

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I mean, what exactly
was this prick looking for?

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What are you...
Sorry?

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If the McPoyles got blown
and Charlie got blown,

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then why didn't I get blown?

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You're goin' to hell, dude. Seriously.

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Yo! McPoyle!

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Hey, open up!

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Hey, Charlie.
Long time no see.

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What do you want? Is your brother here, man?
I gotta talk to you guys.

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Yeah?
Yeah!

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Can I come in?
Yeah.

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Come on, man. I need to talk to you guys.
Go. Move. Go.

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Go. Come on.

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I'm not gonna walk in front of you!
Go. Just come in.

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No, you go first, and I will follow you.
Shut the door.

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I will shut the door.

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Whoa. That was really weird. Yeah.

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Well, this confirms it.
He definitely got molested.

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We gotta get in there.

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Get... We gotta get in there? Yes.

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You can't just thrust yourself in the
position of caregiver like that.

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"Caregiver"? Why are you
throwing around big words?

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I actually majored in psych, so...
You failed all your classes.

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So? I had a minor, and I passed all mine.

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Well, you know what? Three-quarters of
a major is bigger than a whole minor.

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I don't even know how to respond to that.
That doesn't surprise me.

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Well, it shouldn't because what you
said is really dumb, you know.

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That's a good one.
Yeah, it is.

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That was good. I liked that one.
I felt good about it.

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So did you want a beverage of some kind?
No! Where's your brother?

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We just stepped out of the shower.
He'll be down in a minute.

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Listen, you guys can't go...

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Did you just say "we"?
What?

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Did you just say, "We just
stepped out of the shower"?

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I said "he."

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Right. Okay. Listen. I heard
about the Coach Murray thing.

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You guys cannot go to the police
and say that he molested you.

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Why not? Because he didn't molest you!

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That's true, but he's a
dick, and we hated him.

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This is our chance for revenge.
You want in? No!

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I think you do.

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Hello, Charlie.
Hello, Ryan.

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I don't know if you've been paying
attention to the news recently,

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but there are millions
to be made here, my friend.

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Sure, there's the classic
route of priest molestation,

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but we thought we'd mix it up a bit.

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We're going after the
whole damn school board.

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If you want in on the team, we could
probably get a nice class-action suit going.

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Okay. Okay, first of all, there are people
out there who actually have been molested.

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And you guys are gonna exploit
that for your own personal gain?

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You assholes are securing
your place in hell.

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We thought about it. We're
willing to roll the dice.

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I won't let you do it.

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I'm gonna call the cops.
No, you won't, Charlie.

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Yes, I will. My friend, I'm afraid not.

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And why not? We'll tell the cops
the whole thing was your idea.

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We should tell the cops that
that fat dickhead gym teacher...

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we had in junior high molested us...

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and just sue the shit out of him!

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I... I was joking.
Really?

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I'm not joking though.
I'm not joking. I'm really not.

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I wouldn't even joke
about something like that.

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We should do it.
I wanna do it.

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Shit.

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We'd hate to have to put this
whole thing on your shoulders.

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Shit. So you're gonna have
to keep your mouth shut.

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You don't have to join us, but
if anyone asks you point-blank,

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your ass got molested.

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Otherwise, we're talking conspiracy charges.

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And prison can be a bad place...

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for someone like you, Charlie.

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A very bad place.

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Soon as Charlie comes out, we gotta
grab him, take him back to the bar,

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get him liquored up and tell
him, "We know you got molested."

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Gonna have to disagree with you, Sis.

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I think we need to ease him into it.
There he is.

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Okay, you know what? Dr. Gainer used
to say that in situations like this...

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Dr. Gainer?
That guy was an idiot.

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He was not.
Yes, he was.

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Talk about molesters. That
guy... He didn't molest me.

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I had sex with him 'cause I wanted to.
You had sex with Dr. Gainer?

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Of course I did.
No, you had...

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He was a hot older man.
Gross!

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Okay. You know what? You have no room
to talk. All the girls you've molested.

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Whoa, whoa. Don't start throwing that
word around like it's meaningless, okay?

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This is serious.
Fine.

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Fine.
Great.

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Molester.

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Hey, Coach Murray!
Yeah?

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It's me... Mac!

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I don't know what this shit is all about.

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One day the cops just roll into my
classroom and they haul me out of there.

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And they did it right
in front of my kids too.

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Yeah. Totally.
Molestation?

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I mean, please! I got so
much ass back in those days.

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What the hell did I need
that kind of shit for?

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God, man, I hear you.
So much ass, it was like...

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And you know what, to tell you the truth?

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I don't even remember who these
assholes are that are accusing me.

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Nothing special there, right? I guess.

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Nothing special. You know, Coach, I've been
working out a lot since grammar school.

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Good for you, son. Yeah,
it's good for you, right?

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You know when you get real tight, like,
right up in here in this area here?

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You know what I mean?
Yeah.

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Not here.
Like right in here.

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What are you doing?

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What do you want me to do?

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All right. I... Okay.

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That's a good shot, bud.

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Hey, tell me something, man. What's
been going on with you lately?

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You just seem... You know,
um, I'm just distracted.

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Is that why you ran out
of the bar the other day?

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No. No. I was... I had some
stuff I needed to do.

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It just popped in my head. Yeah,
well, that's understandable.

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We've all got things that
we have to do. Yeah.

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What you running from, Charlie?

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What?

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Dee, could you grab me a beer?
Grab one yourself.

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I'm right in the middle of a game.
Your game isn't working.

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Let me play now. Let me play the
game the way I want to play it.

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Your way is dumb, and it's not working.
Then we'll play your game.

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It's not gonna get the results we want.

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You're playing a game for
children, and it's not working.

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Charlie's not a baby.
Charlie!

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Great. Nice. Good job, Dennis. Great.

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How are you gonna put this on me?
You messed it up!

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You messed it up!
We have to push him!

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Push him? You're pushing him away.
Now he knows something's up.

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Good.
Good?

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Guys, I have good news!

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I've been reading up
on the subject of pedophilia.

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It turns out that it isn't about
sex after all. It's about power.

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So, the assailant doesn't go after the
one he finds most attractive... this guy.

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He goes after the weakest he can find.

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Wow. That is good news.

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- Jesus, Mac. What is wrong with you?
- No. You're not following.

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If Murray was looking for the weakest he
could find, it wouldn't have been Charlie.

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Why not?
Because Charlie was a bit of a psychopath.

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When he got excited, his face would turn
purple and he'd start biting things.

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I don't think Murray would've
put his dick anywhere near him.

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- What about the McPoyle brothers?
- They were prime real estate.

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I'm sure he went to town on them.
What's your point?

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Charlie didn't get molested.

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What?

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Good. I'm sure he didn't. Boy.

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I'm sure he didn't.
Yeah.

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Leave this to the two people that are
qualified to deal with the situation.

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It is cute that you did some
research and got four books though.

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Nice work.
Yeah, good job.

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You know what? We tried it your
little tippy-toe pussy way.

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That failed miserably. So now why don't
we try something that will work?

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Look, I just want to say that I
think this is a terrible approach.

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You know how I already know that?
'Cause you keep saying it.

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I keep saying it
because... it is.

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I'm sorry you're wrong
about stuff all the time.

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I'm sorry that you're
sorry all the time. What?

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That doesn't make any sense. I don't care.

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00:11:40,442 --> 00:11:43,793
Well, hello, Dennis!
Hi, Mrs. Kelly.

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Don't you look so handsome!

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And, Dee, so beautiful.
Thank you, Mrs. Kelly.

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I'm sorry we had to stop
by like this, but we

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really need to talk to you about something.

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What?
It's about Charlie.

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I can't believe this!
I just can't believe it!

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Though I have to admit, it
does explain a lot about him.

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Yes, we were thinking the same thing.

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00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:13,623
Yes. Be strong, Bonnie.

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Be strong for your little gingerbread man.

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Now is not the time for an episode.

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- Are you okay?
- I'm fine!

231
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So, what do you need from me?

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Hello? Ma?

233
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In here, Charlie!

234
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Hey, I got your message.
You sounded kinda funny.

235
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Come on back, honey.
Is everything all right?

236
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Hello, Charlie.

237
00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:05,959
Mom?

238
00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:08,811
Grandma? Uncle Jack? What's...
What's everybody doing here?

239
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Well, we've all gathered here
at the request of your friends.

240
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Hey, bud.
Hi, Charlie.

241
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Hello, Charles.

242
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I... I don't exactly know how one of
these things are supposed to go.

243
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But we understand that
there's been some abuse.

244
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These two boys have been strong
enough to admit what happened,

245
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and we thank you for that.

246
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Just hope that that man goes
away for a long, long time.

247
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Prison can be a bad place
for a guy like that.

248
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Very bad place.

249
00:13:42,631 --> 00:13:47,131
Now, we're not exactly sure how
this thing is supposed to go.

250
00:13:47,335 --> 00:13:50,620
But your friends have been helping us out...

251
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on a couple of key points.

252
00:13:53,074 --> 00:13:55,942
Now?

253
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Okay, Charlie, show us on the doll.

254
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,704
Show you what?

255
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- Where he touched you.
- Yeah.

256
00:14:17,699 --> 00:14:19,749
Shall I turn it over?

257
00:14:19,801 --> 00:14:22,268
Yeah, turn her over.

258
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Do it.

259
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Slow. Slow.

260
00:15:03,377 --> 00:15:07,797
I think that went well. You
did a wonderful job, Charlie.

261
00:15:07,849 --> 00:15:09,933
I really think they bought it.
Yeah. Definitely.

262
00:15:09,985 --> 00:15:13,870
I gotta say, my favorite part was at the
end there when we were all hugging,

263
00:15:13,922 --> 00:15:17,974
and my sister screamed and told
everyone that I touched her vagina.

264
00:15:18,026 --> 00:15:20,260
Yeah!

265
00:15:23,397 --> 00:15:26,783
So, Charlie, where to?

266
00:15:26,835 --> 00:15:30,753
Well, I was thinking we should,
zip down to the police station,

267
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file an official report.

268
00:15:32,374 --> 00:15:34,958
I gotta do it sometime, right?
That's the spirit.

269
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Let's get it on the books.

270
00:15:41,749 --> 00:15:46,249
Excuse me. I'd like to,
speak to a detective, please.

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Name?
Charlie Kelly.

272
00:15:48,590 --> 00:15:51,341
And what is this in reference to?

273
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Sodomy.

274
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:59,162
Okay. Take a seat. Someone
will be right with you.

275
00:16:00,634 --> 00:16:02,552
You're doing the right thing, Charlie.

276
00:16:02,604 --> 00:16:05,054
The American school system's been
oppressing people for years.

277
00:16:05,106 --> 00:16:08,625
It's about time we start doing
a little oppressing ourselves.

278
00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:10,560
That doesn't make sense.
Yes, it does.

279
00:16:10,612 --> 00:16:15,112
How are we oppressing anything? You
need to think before you speak.

280
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You do.
Charlie Kelly?

281
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That's me.
I'll be right back.

282
00:16:21,956 --> 00:16:24,007
Have a good time.

283
00:16:24,059 --> 00:16:28,077
Twenty-five million
is a lot of clams.

284
00:16:28,129 --> 00:16:31,481
Split it 50-50. Charlie's
gonna want something.

285
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,917
How 'bout Charlie?

286
00:16:34,969 --> 00:16:37,487
Yeah.
He'll want some.

287
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:40,006
He's not gonna get some.

288
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,458
We could always split it
50-50-50.

289
00:16:42,510 --> 00:16:45,311
You even hear what you're saying?

290
00:16:45,946 --> 00:16:47,797
Your gums are bleeding.

291
00:16:47,849 --> 00:16:50,033
How'd it go? Great. I just ratted you out.

292
00:16:50,085 --> 00:16:53,653
Can I see you two boys for a minute, please?

293
00:17:01,662 --> 00:17:04,914
So you're not gonna get in any
trouble at all? No. No, not really.

294
00:17:04,966 --> 00:17:08,351
And since the McPoyles are gonna plead
guilty, I'm off the hook completely.

295
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:11,821
That's great. Sorry. Was he saying
that the intervention worked?

296
00:17:11,873 --> 00:17:15,325
No, I don't think that's what he's saying.
What are you talking about?

297
00:17:15,377 --> 00:17:16,943
It was the final push Charlie needed.

298
00:17:16,945 --> 00:17:19,929
Turns out three-quarters of a
major... not so bad after all.

299
00:17:19,981 --> 00:17:22,999
And the best part of it, actually,
for me now is the fact...

300
00:17:23,051 --> 00:17:25,501
that everybody thinks
that I've been molested.

301
00:17:25,553 --> 00:17:27,103
So, in a way, my life is ruined.

302
00:17:27,155 --> 00:17:31,655
In the meantime, I'm gonna go in the
back office and cry and cry and cry...

303
00:17:31,793 --> 00:17:34,460
and drink for a while.

304
00:17:35,796 --> 00:17:38,748
Emotional release.

305
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,485
Another giant step forward.
My God, we're good.

306
00:17:42,537 --> 00:17:44,887
Doctor.
Doctor.

307
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:45,922
Yeah, yeah.

308
00:17:45,974 --> 00:17:48,691
I mean, so I just want to apologize
again for the other day.

309
00:17:48,743 --> 00:17:51,494
It's all right, Mac. Don't worry about it.
Awkward, right?

310
00:17:51,546 --> 00:17:54,731
You know what? You were a good student
at school. You got potential.

311
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:57,400
Just put that in your pocket.
Really? You mean that?

312
00:17:57,452 --> 00:18:01,204
I mean that. Great, Coach. That's
all I really needed to hear.

313
00:18:01,256 --> 00:18:02,572
Good.
That is so great for me.

314
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:05,074
Hey, say hi to those folks for me.
I will. Thanks.

315
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:09,626
All right. That little
prick's goin' to hell.