1 00:00:00,922 --> 00:00:01,923 I just need to get some leverage here. 2 00:00:02,007 --> 00:00:04,426 - Well, okay. Just pull. - Yeah I'm tryin' to pull it, dude. 3 00:00:04,509 --> 00:00:06,052 - Well, pull harder, Dennis. - If I pull harder 4 00:00:06,136 --> 00:00:07,679 - it's gonna dig into his leg. - Don't yell at me. 5 00:00:07,762 --> 00:00:10,348 - I need to jam the shears farther down… - Well, then jam 'em in there! 6 00:00:10,432 --> 00:00:13,560 - Pull harder, and I will! - Dude, you should get a doctor to do this. 7 00:00:13,643 --> 00:00:16,897 Oh, look at me, the millionaire who goes to see doctors! 8 00:00:16,980 --> 00:00:18,523 Come on. Just pull the damn crowbar… 9 00:00:18,607 --> 00:00:20,442 Okey-dokey. 10 00:00:20,525 --> 00:00:21,902 Charlie, you want… You want the cast off? 11 00:00:21,985 --> 00:00:23,778 That's what you wanted. That's what you were asking for. 12 00:00:23,862 --> 00:00:27,782 Just soak it in hot water, and it gets soft and it peels right off 13 00:00:27,866 --> 00:00:30,243 - piece by piece. - What do you know about anything? 14 00:00:30,327 --> 00:00:32,370 - What are you even doing here? - Why are you still here? 15 00:00:32,454 --> 00:00:35,248 - Just want to be part of the gang. - Oh, well, you're not part of our gang. 16 00:00:35,332 --> 00:00:37,792 Yeah. Well, you're not part of the gang either, Dee, so forget that. 17 00:00:37,876 --> 00:00:39,252 - Yes, I am. - No, you're not. 18 00:00:39,336 --> 00:00:41,171 The gang is me, Mac and Charlie. That's the gang. 19 00:00:41,254 --> 00:00:43,840 Dennis, let your sister be part of the gang. 20 00:00:43,924 --> 00:00:44,925 She can't be part of the gang, Dad. Okay. 21 00:00:45,008 --> 00:00:46,635 - Why would you say that? - Is she part of the gang? 22 00:00:46,718 --> 00:00:48,512 - What gang? - I have no idea what you're talking about. 23 00:00:48,595 --> 00:00:50,639 - Just pull… Come on! Pull on it! - Hello. Excuse me. 24 00:00:50,722 --> 00:00:52,057 I'm looking for the owner. 25 00:00:52,140 --> 00:00:54,768 - Yeah, that's us. - We're the owners. 26 00:00:54,851 --> 00:00:57,938 My name is Ari Frenkel. I just bought the building next door. 27 00:00:58,021 --> 00:01:00,440 - Oh! - Great, man. That's awesome. 28 00:01:00,524 --> 00:01:02,317 Yeah. I purchased it a few months ago, but I was just 29 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:03,860 able to move my family into Philadelphia. 30 00:01:03,944 --> 00:01:06,196 - Ah, yeah. Where from? - Israel. 31 00:01:06,279 --> 00:01:07,531 Just got to be too dangerous, I mean, 32 00:01:07,614 --> 00:01:08,949 you know, with everything that's happening. 33 00:01:09,032 --> 00:01:10,575 Well, that's a tough situation you got over there. 34 00:01:10,659 --> 00:01:12,661 - You got that whole tsunami… - No? 35 00:01:12,744 --> 00:01:13,828 Well, the superdome thing that… 36 00:01:13,912 --> 00:01:15,038 - Charlie. - No, there's no superdome. 37 00:01:15,121 --> 00:01:17,541 - It's one of those places over there. - It's a different country, Charlie. 38 00:01:17,624 --> 00:01:20,460 - Why don't you shut up? - Never mind. I had a… 39 00:01:20,544 --> 00:01:22,546 Anyway, I just… Yeah, it's all good. 40 00:01:22,629 --> 00:01:25,465 - Stopped over to give you this. - What is this? 41 00:01:25,549 --> 00:01:27,467 - It's a notice to vacate. - What? 42 00:01:27,551 --> 00:01:29,886 Yeah, according to the zoning grid, the piece of property 43 00:01:29,970 --> 00:01:33,306 that I purchased extends exactly 100 feet to the north. 44 00:01:33,390 --> 00:01:36,726 Anything south of that dividing line belongs to me. 45 00:01:36,810 --> 00:01:40,689 - Well, where's the dividing line? - Mmm, right about, here. 46 00:01:40,772 --> 00:01:42,983 - What? - Bullshit! 47 00:01:43,066 --> 00:01:45,569 - Gonna need you outta here in a week. - You can't do that. 48 00:01:45,652 --> 00:01:46,903 Hey, Dad, stay out of this. We can handle it, all right? 49 00:01:46,987 --> 00:01:48,822 Look, look, man! 50 00:01:48,905 --> 00:01:51,992 I don't know how you guys do things in, what was it? 51 00:01:52,075 --> 00:01:53,285 - Israel. - Israel. 52 00:01:53,368 --> 00:01:55,370 Israel or whatever, but this is America! 53 00:01:55,453 --> 00:01:58,582 You can't just come in here and steal our land from us. 54 00:01:58,665 --> 00:02:02,419 I'm pretty sure that's how this country was founded in the first place. 55 00:02:02,502 --> 00:02:05,797 What are you saying? You're making things up now. 56 00:02:05,881 --> 00:02:07,632 I don't know what that means. Does anybody know what… 57 00:02:07,716 --> 00:02:09,217 Okay. If you're talkin' shit about America, man, 58 00:02:09,301 --> 00:02:10,302 we are gonna kick your ass. 59 00:02:10,385 --> 00:02:13,013 - I'm sure you will. - This is our bar. 60 00:02:13,096 --> 00:02:16,433 Your bar is on my land. 61 00:02:16,516 --> 00:02:17,976 Goodbye, gentlemen. 62 00:02:24,441 --> 00:02:27,444 What are we gonna do? 63 00:03:05,065 --> 00:03:07,275 This guy comes… 64 00:03:07,359 --> 00:03:09,277 He really gets my goat. You know what I mean? 65 00:03:09,361 --> 00:03:11,446 You shouldn't be allowed to come in, tell people, 66 00:03:11,530 --> 00:03:12,989 "Hey, I own this. I own that." 67 00:03:13,073 --> 00:03:14,658 Okay, the butter goes on, then the peanut butter. 68 00:03:14,741 --> 00:03:17,744 - Hmm? What are you doing? - Peanut butter go in the middle? 69 00:03:17,827 --> 00:03:19,287 - With the choc. - Don't, do not put peanut butter on that! 70 00:03:19,371 --> 00:03:22,165 - What? - A Grilled Charlie has peanut butter last. 71 00:03:22,249 --> 00:03:24,417 - Okay, either inside or outside. - Peanut butter outside. 72 00:03:24,501 --> 00:03:25,794 - Chocolate inside. - All right. 73 00:03:25,877 --> 00:03:27,337 Butter inside, cheese outside. 74 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:28,922 - Go away. - Frank, it's me. 75 00:03:29,005 --> 00:03:30,006 Open the door. 76 00:03:30,090 --> 00:03:31,842 - Oh, shit. It's my wife. - Okay. 77 00:03:31,925 --> 00:03:33,802 Okay, man, we talked about this, right? 78 00:03:33,885 --> 00:03:36,096 We knew this day would come. Okay? We got to face it. 79 00:03:36,179 --> 00:03:37,430 We got… Okay, okay. 80 00:03:37,514 --> 00:03:38,974 - Breathe. - Yeah. 81 00:03:39,057 --> 00:03:41,685 Let it out. Say, "I can do this." 82 00:03:41,768 --> 00:03:43,770 - I can do this. - All right. Go answer the door. 83 00:03:43,854 --> 00:03:45,772 No, no. You answer the door. I don't want to get smacked. 84 00:03:45,856 --> 00:03:47,440 I don't… Okay, look. 85 00:03:47,524 --> 00:03:49,860 Where are your balls, dude? Where are your balls? 86 00:03:49,943 --> 00:03:51,486 Okay? You're a grown man. Think about your balls. 87 00:03:51,570 --> 00:03:52,696 Where are your balls? Start swinging. 88 00:03:52,779 --> 00:03:55,407 - Charlie, don't talk about my balls. - Open this door! 89 00:03:55,490 --> 00:03:56,950 I can't even mention your balls around you. Okay. 90 00:03:57,033 --> 00:03:58,952 Charlie, she's all hopped up on amphetamines. 91 00:03:59,035 --> 00:04:01,037 - Well, okay. I'll get your back, and… - I can hear it in her voice. 92 00:04:01,121 --> 00:04:02,831 Look, if you don't do this now, you're gonna… You're never gonna… 93 00:04:02,914 --> 00:04:04,499 Frank, open the goddamn door 94 00:04:04,583 --> 00:04:06,459 - before I put my foot through it! - Just do it. 95 00:04:06,543 --> 00:04:08,587 Just deal with the bitch. 96 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:15,177 - Hey, Barbara. - Don't you "Hey, Barbara" me. 97 00:04:15,260 --> 00:04:17,137 Jesus Christ, Frank. 98 00:04:17,220 --> 00:04:19,097 This place is a shithole! 99 00:04:19,181 --> 00:04:20,765 Is this how you've been living? 100 00:04:20,849 --> 00:04:22,601 We make it work. What do you want? 101 00:04:22,684 --> 00:04:23,768 I want to talk. 102 00:04:23,852 --> 00:04:25,145 I tried to talk to you weeks ago. 103 00:04:25,228 --> 00:04:26,354 You went on vacation. 104 00:04:26,438 --> 00:04:28,356 I was trying to scare some sense into you. 105 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,901 You were talking about giving away all of our money. 106 00:04:30,984 --> 00:04:33,612 My money. I made it, you spent it. 107 00:04:33,695 --> 00:04:35,906 Burn. There you go, buddy. 108 00:04:35,989 --> 00:04:37,324 How can you say that to me? 109 00:04:37,407 --> 00:04:39,576 After everything I've done for you. 110 00:04:39,659 --> 00:04:41,244 While you were out making money 111 00:04:41,328 --> 00:04:42,871 who do you think was at home 112 00:04:42,954 --> 00:04:45,415 cooking and cleaning and raising your children? 113 00:04:45,498 --> 00:04:47,542 A series of Mexican women. 114 00:04:47,626 --> 00:04:50,629 A series… Unbelievable, dude. You're on fire. 115 00:04:50,712 --> 00:04:54,090 You can choose to live like an animal if you want to, 116 00:04:54,174 --> 00:04:56,635 but I refuse to be subjected to it. 117 00:04:56,718 --> 00:04:58,178 I want my shit back. 118 00:04:58,261 --> 00:05:01,097 You took my shit from our home, and I want it back. 119 00:05:01,181 --> 00:05:03,016 - Well, I didn't take anything. - It's empty. 120 00:05:03,099 --> 00:05:05,227 Someone came in and took everything. 121 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:08,688 Maybe you should have somebody deported like you used to in the old days. 122 00:05:08,772 --> 00:05:11,316 Beautiful. 123 00:05:11,399 --> 00:05:13,026 Oh! Oh! 124 00:05:13,109 --> 00:05:15,111 I can't even talk to you anymore. 125 00:05:15,195 --> 00:05:18,990 Standing up for yourself. Standing up for immigrants! 126 00:05:19,074 --> 00:05:21,535 I don't know what you're turning into, Frank, 127 00:05:21,618 --> 00:05:23,745 but it's making me sick! 128 00:05:27,165 --> 00:05:28,708 - Stings, doesn't it? - Yeah. 129 00:05:28,792 --> 00:05:30,293 It hurts really bad. 130 00:05:30,377 --> 00:05:31,962 Yeah. You got a little hand mark. 131 00:05:32,045 --> 00:05:34,214 - Dude, you're burning! You're burning! - Ooh, shit! 132 00:05:34,297 --> 00:05:35,340 All right, all right. With the peanut butter. 133 00:05:35,423 --> 00:05:36,716 You have ruined this one! 134 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,803 - No, no. Put the peanut butter on. - You ruined that one. 135 00:05:39,886 --> 00:05:42,848 Apparently, Mr. Frenkel is citing a zoning grid 136 00:05:42,931 --> 00:05:44,724 that was created by the original city planners. 137 00:05:44,808 --> 00:05:47,727 Wait. So this asshole's using a law that's, like, 300 years old? 138 00:05:47,811 --> 00:05:49,688 - That's bullshit! - Yeah. You can't do that. 139 00:05:49,771 --> 00:05:51,356 Well, you guys had an opportunity to buy the land 140 00:05:51,439 --> 00:05:53,149 at the time of the original purchase. 141 00:05:53,233 --> 00:05:54,484 - You declined. - So what? 142 00:05:54,568 --> 00:05:56,069 You also had a second opportunity when the fiscal quarter. 143 00:05:56,152 --> 00:05:59,406 Okay. Well, hey, let's not get into the blame game here, man. 144 00:05:59,489 --> 00:06:00,907 - Solutions. - Yeah, let's talk solutions. 145 00:06:00,991 --> 00:06:02,617 How do we get this guy out of our bar? 146 00:06:02,701 --> 00:06:06,329 Unfortunately, it doesn't seem as though you guys have any legal recourse. 147 00:06:08,039 --> 00:06:13,003 We don't have any… legal recourse. 148 00:06:13,086 --> 00:06:14,629 No. 149 00:06:14,713 --> 00:06:16,923 All right. I think I follow, fellas. 150 00:06:17,007 --> 00:06:20,635 All right. We don't have any legal recourse. 151 00:06:20,719 --> 00:06:25,473 Right. What you're saying is, uh, we got to get creative. 152 00:06:27,017 --> 00:06:31,188 If you're implying that I'm advising you to do anything illegal, 153 00:06:31,271 --> 00:06:32,814 then I'm afraid you're mistaken. 154 00:06:32,898 --> 00:06:34,608 - Oh, no, of course we're mistaken. - No, no, no. Yeah, no. 155 00:06:34,691 --> 00:06:35,901 We're mistaken. 156 00:06:35,984 --> 00:06:39,154 No, we would… We would never want to implicate certain parties 157 00:06:39,237 --> 00:06:40,655 in certain matters. 158 00:06:40,739 --> 00:06:44,534 But if certain parties who has, uh, certain experiences… 159 00:06:44,618 --> 00:06:47,037 - Or connections. - Certain affiliations. 160 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:51,833 Uh, affiliations, uh, could give us some tips or pointers. 161 00:06:51,917 --> 00:06:56,379 Or even, you know, connect us to one of his guys. 162 00:06:56,463 --> 00:06:58,757 We could really, uh… 163 00:07:02,427 --> 00:07:04,095 Get out. 164 00:07:04,179 --> 00:07:05,180 Okay. I think the lawyer's right. 165 00:07:05,263 --> 00:07:06,765 We gotta send this guy some kind of message. 166 00:07:06,848 --> 00:07:09,059 It's definitely time to take action, but we should be careful because 167 00:07:09,142 --> 00:07:10,435 I don't want to come off as anti-Semitic. 168 00:07:10,519 --> 00:07:11,853 - This guy's a Jewish person. - What? No. 169 00:07:11,937 --> 00:07:13,939 - What's that have to do with anything? - Yeah. 170 00:07:14,022 --> 00:07:15,482 Well, we don't have a problem with Jews. It's this guy in particular. 171 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:17,359 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Jewish, okay? 172 00:07:17,442 --> 00:07:19,194 He's Jewish. Don't use the word "Jew." 173 00:07:19,277 --> 00:07:20,612 - I don't appreciate that. - Nah, that's okay. 174 00:07:20,695 --> 00:07:22,948 - That is a racial slur, Charlie, and… - Calling somebody a Jew 175 00:07:23,031 --> 00:07:24,783 - who is a Jew, is not a racial slur. - Please, stop. No. 176 00:07:24,866 --> 00:07:27,536 Will you please not use the word "Jew"? It makes me uncomfortable. 177 00:07:27,619 --> 00:07:28,995 - It's not anti-Semitic. - No, It's about the context. 178 00:07:29,079 --> 00:07:30,747 If you use the right context, you're good. 179 00:07:30,830 --> 00:07:33,416 Charlie, you're the most misinformed person I've ever met. 180 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,293 You don't even know what's going on in Israel. 181 00:07:35,377 --> 00:07:37,337 Okay. That's right. You don't know what's going on in Israel. 182 00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:38,672 Maybe you shouldn't speak on the subject. 183 00:07:38,755 --> 00:07:41,049 - Are you guys serious? - Yeah, maybe you should leave it to me. 184 00:07:41,132 --> 00:07:42,425 Do you know what's happening in Israel? 185 00:07:42,509 --> 00:07:44,970 - Of course, bro. I read the newspaper. - Oh, okay. Well, you know what? 186 00:07:45,053 --> 00:07:47,013 Why don't you, uh, crack an egg of knowledge all over me, buddy? 187 00:07:47,097 --> 00:07:50,392 - Okay. Can I start? - Uh-hmm. 188 00:07:50,475 --> 00:07:53,228 Well, okay. There's a war on terror, Charlie. 189 00:07:53,311 --> 00:07:54,312 - Mm-hmm. - Have you ever seen CNN? 190 00:07:54,396 --> 00:07:55,397 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 191 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:57,816 - Okay. George Bush right now… - Well, start from the beginning. 192 00:07:57,899 --> 00:08:00,318 - Saddam Hussein, has the oil. - Yeah. 193 00:08:00,402 --> 00:08:02,028 - Okay? - Okay. 194 00:08:02,112 --> 00:08:03,488 - Charlie, it is a war on terror. - We have decided 195 00:08:03,572 --> 00:08:05,740 to help the people of Israel 196 00:08:05,824 --> 00:08:09,578 to give our oil back to us. By defeating Saddam Hussein. 197 00:08:09,661 --> 00:08:10,662 My head is, like, swelling with knowledge. 198 00:08:10,745 --> 00:08:11,746 It's freedom, Charlie. 199 00:08:11,830 --> 00:08:14,332 - With wonderful knowledge. - You're being sarcastic. 200 00:08:14,416 --> 00:08:15,876 - When we're talking about our… - Oh! Oh! 201 00:08:15,959 --> 00:08:19,713 You can't hide from it forever. 202 00:08:19,796 --> 00:08:21,715 - You're an idiot. - You're an idiot. 203 00:08:25,051 --> 00:08:28,180 Here you go. Stupid customers. 204 00:08:29,764 --> 00:08:32,350 It smells like urine in here. 205 00:08:32,434 --> 00:08:34,269 Mama, you're back. 206 00:08:34,352 --> 00:08:37,189 I'm not gonna get scurvy if I come any further, am I? 207 00:08:37,272 --> 00:08:38,356 How are you? 208 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:41,484 I'll tell you how I am, Deandra. I am devastated. 209 00:08:41,568 --> 00:08:45,864 I don't understand what is going on with your father. And I… 210 00:08:45,947 --> 00:08:47,240 What the hell is this? 211 00:08:47,324 --> 00:08:49,242 What? Oh! 212 00:08:49,326 --> 00:08:51,119 Are those my earrings? 213 00:08:51,203 --> 00:08:54,831 Oh, yeah, yeah. 214 00:08:54,915 --> 00:08:57,125 But here's the thing about the earrings. 215 00:08:57,209 --> 00:08:59,169 You're stealing from your mother now? 216 00:08:59,252 --> 00:09:00,587 What kind of monster are you? 217 00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:02,464 Well, Dad said he was gonna give all your stuff away, 218 00:09:02,547 --> 00:09:04,257 and then it was actually Dennis's idea… 219 00:09:04,341 --> 00:09:05,675 Don't blame this on your brother. 220 00:09:05,759 --> 00:09:07,886 How low can you sink, Deandra? 221 00:09:07,969 --> 00:09:11,264 I haven't seen you for a month, and I'm standing here in a neck brace. 222 00:09:11,348 --> 00:09:13,725 Are you gonna ask how I'm doing or what happened or… 223 00:09:13,808 --> 00:09:16,603 I assume you did something stupid. 224 00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:20,190 - Dennis ran over me with his car. - There you go again! 225 00:09:20,273 --> 00:09:21,816 Don't you think it's about time you start taking 226 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:23,818 responsibility for your actions? 227 00:09:23,902 --> 00:09:27,030 - I… - I want my possessions returned. 228 00:09:27,113 --> 00:09:29,366 I was eating that, mother. 229 00:09:29,449 --> 00:09:32,327 I've been running around. I haven't had time to feed the dog. 230 00:09:32,410 --> 00:09:34,871 Could you stop thinking about yourself for once? 231 00:09:34,955 --> 00:09:37,249 And besides, you don't need it, sweetie. 232 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,254 Well, that's attractive. 233 00:09:42,337 --> 00:09:45,549 Maybe if you took a bit more pride in your appearance 234 00:09:45,632 --> 00:09:46,758 you could find a man, 235 00:09:46,842 --> 00:09:49,719 and then you wouldn't have to steal from your mother! 236 00:09:49,803 --> 00:09:52,097 I mean, look at your skin, Deandra. 237 00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:55,225 Christ, there is a sun in Philadelphia. 238 00:09:55,308 --> 00:09:57,394 He's already got a construction crew in there working? 239 00:09:57,477 --> 00:09:58,520 Oh, God, dude. 240 00:09:58,603 --> 00:10:00,730 I am sick of staring at this building, guys. 241 00:10:00,814 --> 00:10:03,775 - We gotta take some action. - Okay, okay. I'll tell you what. 242 00:10:03,859 --> 00:10:06,570 Let's throw a flaming bag of poop in the window. 243 00:10:06,653 --> 00:10:08,488 What? Why? 244 00:10:08,572 --> 00:10:12,367 Because they stamp it out and they get poop all over their shoes. 245 00:10:12,450 --> 00:10:15,287 What in the hell is that going to accomplish? 246 00:10:15,370 --> 00:10:18,540 Poop on their shoes. Their shoes, dude. 247 00:10:18,623 --> 00:10:19,708 Are you retarded? 248 00:10:19,791 --> 00:10:21,084 - Poop on the shoes. - Are you a retarded person? 249 00:10:21,167 --> 00:10:24,796 - Poop on the shoes, Mac! - I got it! 250 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:25,964 You do? 251 00:10:26,047 --> 00:10:27,549 Yeah. 252 00:10:27,632 --> 00:10:31,469 Let's come back tonight. I got a plan. 253 00:10:31,553 --> 00:10:33,680 Ah, yeah. This ought to do it. 254 00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:35,682 Yeah. Okay, so what's the next step? 255 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:38,685 There is no next step. This is it. 256 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,854 - This is it? - Yeah. 257 00:10:40,937 --> 00:10:44,274 - This is your plan? - It's awesome. 258 00:10:44,357 --> 00:10:45,609 This isn't gonna do shit! 259 00:10:45,692 --> 00:10:46,693 What do you mean this isn't gonna do shit? 260 00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:47,777 There needs to be a next step or something! 261 00:10:47,861 --> 00:10:49,654 Hey. Do you know how hard it is to get toilet paper 262 00:10:49,738 --> 00:10:51,781 - off a building, especially if it rains? - That's true. 263 00:10:51,865 --> 00:10:52,949 This Jew's in for a ton of work. 264 00:10:53,033 --> 00:10:54,492 - Oh! - Whoa. What? 265 00:10:54,576 --> 00:10:56,244 Come on, man. You can't say things like that. 266 00:10:56,328 --> 00:10:57,329 What did I say? What did I say? 267 00:10:57,412 --> 00:10:59,539 - You dropped a hard "J" on us. - Yeah, yeah. 268 00:10:59,623 --> 00:11:01,499 - Jew? You guys said it… - Shh! 269 00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:03,418 You can say it, but it has to be in the right context. 270 00:11:03,501 --> 00:11:04,961 You guys said I could say "Jew." 271 00:11:05,045 --> 00:11:07,297 You can, but in the right context. 272 00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:08,882 - Well, what is the right context? - All right. 273 00:11:08,965 --> 00:11:10,634 Well, this, you know… 274 00:11:10,717 --> 00:11:12,969 - Person of the Jewish faith… - Right. 275 00:11:13,053 --> 00:11:15,138 …in a group of other people from the Jewish faith… 276 00:11:15,222 --> 00:11:16,932 - Then I said… - This guy's got a ton of work to do! 277 00:11:17,015 --> 00:11:18,725 I think it's okay that he's Jewish. 278 00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:20,060 - That is not what I'm… - Yeah, but that's not what he's… 279 00:11:20,143 --> 00:11:21,603 Okay. Hold on a second… 280 00:11:21,686 --> 00:11:24,439 You guys don't know what the hell you're talking about. 281 00:11:24,523 --> 00:11:25,982 This man is in for a ton of work. He's Jewish. 282 00:11:26,066 --> 00:11:28,443 We know what we're talking about. Don't worry about that. 283 00:11:28,527 --> 00:11:29,819 Yeah. 284 00:11:40,455 --> 00:11:41,748 Hello, Frank. 285 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:43,416 I noticed you changed the locks on the door. 286 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:44,751 You didn't have to do that, 287 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,586 because I'm never coming back here again. 288 00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:50,257 I'm looking forward to that. 289 00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:51,591 You seem happy. 290 00:11:51,675 --> 00:11:56,805 I think I'm feeling satisfied for the first time in my life. 291 00:11:58,098 --> 00:11:59,766 What is that, musk? 292 00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:01,309 That's my new friend. 293 00:12:01,393 --> 00:12:03,937 I met him outside of that disgusting bar our children own. 294 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:07,148 That's his Mercedes across the street. His wife's dead. 295 00:12:07,232 --> 00:12:10,819 Goodbye, Frank. 296 00:12:12,195 --> 00:12:14,698 Hey. Hey! 297 00:12:14,781 --> 00:12:16,116 You! 298 00:12:16,199 --> 00:12:17,784 What are you doing here with my wife? 299 00:12:17,868 --> 00:12:19,953 Soon to be ex-wife. 300 00:12:20,036 --> 00:12:23,415 I'm not doing anything. She invited me over for coffee. 301 00:12:23,498 --> 00:12:26,626 Are you bangin' him? You bangin' this guy? 302 00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:30,547 Not yet, but I'm giving it serious consideration. 303 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:33,466 Is there some problem here? 304 00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:36,344 Adultery. That's what this is. 305 00:12:36,428 --> 00:12:38,221 That's it. 306 00:12:38,305 --> 00:12:40,182 Animal! 307 00:12:41,516 --> 00:12:43,977 Sorry about that. 308 00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:46,104 He used to beat me, you know. 309 00:12:50,108 --> 00:12:52,235 - Change of plans. - What happened? 310 00:12:52,319 --> 00:12:54,863 - Your mother seems happy. - Shit! 311 00:12:54,946 --> 00:12:56,406 I just can't have that, Dee. 312 00:12:56,489 --> 00:12:59,075 Well, what do you want to do? 313 00:12:59,159 --> 00:13:02,787 What's the one thing your mother loves more than anything in this world? 314 00:13:02,871 --> 00:13:04,372 That teeny, tiny little dog. 315 00:13:04,456 --> 00:13:06,958 Let's go steal it. 316 00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:15,217 What are you doing? 317 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:18,303 Go get the dog, Deandra! 318 00:13:18,386 --> 00:13:20,430 What are you doing with your hands? What does that mean? 319 00:13:20,514 --> 00:13:22,724 - What's all this? - Dog. Kitchen. 320 00:13:22,807 --> 00:13:25,101 That's "kitchen"? Why can't you go get the dog? 321 00:13:25,185 --> 00:13:27,687 - Because I got a cast on my foot. - I got a neck brace. 322 00:13:27,771 --> 00:13:29,814 Deandra, I'm your father. Go in and get the dog. 323 00:13:29,898 --> 00:13:31,775 You mean the "dog"? You're out of your mind. 324 00:13:34,486 --> 00:13:36,404 Oh. Hello. 325 00:13:36,488 --> 00:13:39,241 Please, don't bite me. Okay. Do not bite me. 326 00:13:39,324 --> 00:13:42,118 Here we go. Nothing weird is going on. 327 00:13:42,202 --> 00:13:43,453 Shit! 328 00:13:43,537 --> 00:13:46,414 Run! Run! 329 00:13:53,213 --> 00:13:56,258 Gentlemen, I've got something here 330 00:13:56,341 --> 00:13:59,553 that's gonna send our friend on the first train back to Israel. 331 00:13:59,636 --> 00:14:00,679 Eggs? 332 00:14:00,762 --> 00:14:02,973 Yeah. These eggs are organic. 333 00:14:03,056 --> 00:14:06,685 They're, like, three times the size of normal eggs and twice the price. 334 00:14:06,768 --> 00:14:10,730 If this doesn't show this guy we mean business, nothing's gonna. 335 00:14:10,814 --> 00:14:12,440 - I'm in. - Okay. 336 00:14:12,524 --> 00:14:14,067 Whoa. What are you talking about, you're in? 337 00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:15,610 Hey, it's something, Mac. 338 00:14:15,694 --> 00:14:17,863 Oh, it's something. Let's just do something. 339 00:14:17,946 --> 00:14:19,865 I wonder how long it took him to get that toilet paper down. 340 00:14:19,948 --> 00:14:21,908 Didn't even notice the toilet paper. 341 00:14:24,953 --> 00:14:26,788 - What? - Where does… 342 00:14:26,872 --> 00:14:29,249 What the hell is this? He put up a fence. 343 00:14:29,332 --> 00:14:30,959 He didn't notice the toilet paper? He put up a fence. 344 00:14:31,042 --> 00:14:33,044 He walled us in. He walled us in! 345 00:14:33,128 --> 00:14:34,838 Where does it end and where does it begin? 346 00:14:34,921 --> 00:14:35,922 - This guy's good. - Right. Okay. 347 00:14:36,006 --> 00:14:37,465 This guy wants to get extreme? 348 00:14:37,549 --> 00:14:38,758 Let's get extreme. Screw the eggs. 349 00:14:38,842 --> 00:14:41,344 - How far does this thing go? - Back to the bar. Plan "B." 350 00:14:41,428 --> 00:14:43,847 - It's locked. You guys have your keys? - Go around front. Go around the front. 351 00:14:43,930 --> 00:14:45,307 - Go, go, go. - Fine. Fine. Fine. 352 00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:47,517 - Wait. Hold on. It gets thinner. - Squeeze through there. 353 00:14:47,601 --> 00:14:49,227 It gets thinner, Dennis! Wait! Don't push me! 354 00:14:49,311 --> 00:14:51,646 Wait, wait, wait! My toe's caught in the fence! 355 00:14:51,730 --> 00:14:52,731 Go back! That's fine. 356 00:14:52,814 --> 00:14:55,275 - Just go back. Just go back. - I can't move! I can't… 357 00:14:55,358 --> 00:14:57,652 - Come on! You guys gotta go! - Stop yelling! 358 00:14:57,736 --> 00:15:00,030 - Stop yelling! - Go over! Go over! I'll lift you. 359 00:15:00,113 --> 00:15:01,615 Don't climb! Don't climb, Dennis! 360 00:15:01,698 --> 00:15:04,284 - That son of a bitch! He put up a wall! - Hop over! 361 00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:05,619 - Hop? - Climb over! 362 00:15:05,702 --> 00:15:08,538 Climb over and get help! 363 00:15:08,622 --> 00:15:10,290 Oh, this son of a bitch! You son of a bitch! 364 00:15:14,377 --> 00:15:17,589 Okay. Now what are we doing, holding it for ransom or something? 365 00:15:17,672 --> 00:15:20,175 I haven't thought this all the way through. 366 00:15:20,258 --> 00:15:23,136 You haven't thought it through? It destroyed my apartment. 367 00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:27,140 Look. We're living in the moment. We're running around stealing things. 368 00:15:27,224 --> 00:15:29,351 - We're doing anything we want. - Stop talking like that. 369 00:15:29,434 --> 00:15:31,686 You and I ought to team up on stuff like this more often. 370 00:15:31,770 --> 00:15:32,896 No. Oh, no, we shouldn't. 371 00:15:32,979 --> 00:15:35,023 - Oh, yeah. And also… - You're not on my team. 372 00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:37,526 I want to team up with Mac, 373 00:15:37,609 --> 00:15:40,153 because he seems stupid enough to do anything. 374 00:15:40,237 --> 00:15:42,239 Okay, knock it off. You're not teaming up with any of us. All right? 375 00:15:42,322 --> 00:15:43,406 Nobody wants you around. 376 00:15:47,452 --> 00:15:50,038 God damn it. That doesn't… All right. I'm gonna sit here until you use words. 377 00:15:50,121 --> 00:15:51,706 Because that doesn't mean anything. This doesn't mean anything. 378 00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:54,668 Your mother might be here, so take the dog into the bedroom. 379 00:15:54,751 --> 00:15:56,294 That's fine. You take it. 380 00:15:56,378 --> 00:15:57,921 You take the dog! I'm telling you! 381 00:15:58,004 --> 00:16:00,090 Fine. Okay, but this is exactly why you're not part of our gang. 382 00:16:00,173 --> 00:16:01,842 God damn it! Where'd it go? 383 00:16:09,349 --> 00:16:10,350 What the hell do you want? 384 00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:12,227 Your wife says she's afraid of you. 385 00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:13,436 I'm here for the dog. 386 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,146 Ooh! 387 00:16:15,230 --> 00:16:18,191 That woman is amazing. She is amazing. 388 00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:19,359 You just met her. 389 00:16:19,442 --> 00:16:20,902 She's already got you running errands for her. 390 00:16:20,986 --> 00:16:23,405 She's good. She is good. 391 00:16:23,488 --> 00:16:24,948 Just go get the dog. 392 00:16:25,031 --> 00:16:26,283 I don't have the dog. 393 00:16:26,366 --> 00:16:30,120 So you've been in here tearing apart pillows and… 394 00:16:30,203 --> 00:16:32,372 Pooping on the floor? 395 00:16:34,916 --> 00:16:35,917 Yes. 396 00:16:36,001 --> 00:16:37,878 I'm starting to lose patience with you people. 397 00:16:37,961 --> 00:16:41,256 I've already had to deal with your son and his retarded friends. 398 00:16:41,339 --> 00:16:43,300 My contractor just told me there's a gas leak 399 00:16:43,383 --> 00:16:44,801 in that goddamn building I just bought. 400 00:16:44,885 --> 00:16:48,555 The whole thing is becoming a big pain in my ass. 401 00:16:48,638 --> 00:16:51,808 Go get the dog. 402 00:16:53,685 --> 00:16:56,980 I have a little business proposition I want to talk to you about. 403 00:16:57,063 --> 00:17:00,317 Out in the hallway. 404 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,819 You guys feeling extreme? 405 00:17:02,903 --> 00:17:06,531 Ah, this looks beautiful. 406 00:17:06,615 --> 00:17:08,658 - Okay. You guys ready for this? - I'm ready. I'm ready. Let's do this. 407 00:17:08,742 --> 00:17:12,329 Okay, okay, okay. And… action. 408 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,461 Cut, cut, cut, cut! What the hell are you doing, dude? 409 00:17:21,379 --> 00:17:22,881 That's what those tapes sound like. 410 00:17:22,964 --> 00:17:24,633 Why don't you read the script that I wrote? 411 00:17:24,716 --> 00:17:26,134 I'm not reading the script. You wrote in English 412 00:17:26,218 --> 00:17:27,719 and it's riddled with spelling errors. 413 00:17:27,802 --> 00:17:29,095 Well, you know what I'm trying to write. Just say it. 414 00:17:29,179 --> 00:17:30,180 I'm just gonna mumble some guttural sounds. 415 00:17:30,263 --> 00:17:31,264 Let's do another one. 416 00:17:31,348 --> 00:17:32,349 He's not gonna know what you're saying! 417 00:17:32,432 --> 00:17:33,934 Well, then, we'll do subtitles or something. 418 00:17:34,017 --> 00:17:35,810 I really feel like I should have something in my hands. 419 00:17:35,894 --> 00:17:37,521 - You don't need anything in your hands. - Like a weapon. 420 00:17:37,604 --> 00:17:39,064 A machete or a machine gun or something. 421 00:17:39,147 --> 00:17:40,357 Okay. Why don't you head down to the Wawa 422 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:41,483 and pick up a machine gun? 423 00:17:41,566 --> 00:17:42,776 - Read the script. - I'm not gonna read the script. 424 00:17:42,859 --> 00:17:44,402 Read the… Who's the director here? 425 00:17:44,486 --> 00:17:45,987 I don't care. I'm not reading the script. 426 00:17:46,071 --> 00:17:47,113 All right. Fine. Action! 427 00:17:47,197 --> 00:17:48,698 Bro, can I get my towel over my face again? 428 00:17:48,782 --> 00:17:50,450 - Oh, yeah. Put your towel on your face. - All right. Here we go. 429 00:17:50,534 --> 00:17:53,119 Action! 430 00:17:53,203 --> 00:17:55,288 - I'm gonna get a weapon! - You don't need a… 431 00:17:55,372 --> 00:17:56,957 He's gonna go get a weapon, everybody! 432 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,543 Everybody! Everybody get a weapon! 433 00:18:01,086 --> 00:18:03,713 Can we… You think we can make this look more like a cave? 434 00:18:13,014 --> 00:18:17,018 You not make restaurant here. Bad decision. 435 00:18:19,896 --> 00:18:22,357 We will crush your skull with our weapons! 436 00:18:27,070 --> 00:18:28,905 - We can't send this. - Nope. 437 00:18:28,989 --> 00:18:31,032 - What are you guys talking about? - We're gonna get arrested. 438 00:18:31,116 --> 00:18:33,451 Yeah, or murdered. This is a little too extreme, Charlie. 439 00:18:33,535 --> 00:18:35,203 - Man, I feel sick. - Me too. 440 00:18:35,287 --> 00:18:37,497 What, you think I don't feel sick? Okay. I'm sick. 441 00:18:37,581 --> 00:18:40,166 I feel very sick, but I directed the shit out of this video. 442 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,251 This stuff is gold. 443 00:18:41,334 --> 00:18:43,253 You're not the one on TV 444 00:18:43,336 --> 00:18:45,714 dressed like a terrorist threatening Jews, Charlie. 445 00:18:45,797 --> 00:18:47,465 - Oh, Mac. - That context was fine, Dennis. 446 00:18:47,549 --> 00:18:49,259 Trust me. I was thinking about it when we were watching the video. 447 00:18:49,342 --> 00:18:51,344 All right. Okay. What are we supposed to do then? 448 00:18:53,221 --> 00:18:54,973 Can I throw a bag of poop through the window? 449 00:18:55,056 --> 00:18:56,391 Yes. 450 00:19:06,318 --> 00:19:07,527 I have better aim than you. I should throw the bag of poop. 451 00:19:07,611 --> 00:19:10,197 Dude, I sat over the bag for 20 minutes. I'm throwing it. 452 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,615 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Dee. 453 00:19:11,698 --> 00:19:12,824 What are you doing? 454 00:19:12,908 --> 00:19:15,076 We're gonna throw this bag of poop through this guy's window. 455 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,453 - You wanna come? - Mm-hmm. 456 00:19:16,536 --> 00:19:19,956 Yeah. 457 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,750 Hey, there's no one even in there! 458 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:24,294 Well, just throw the bag in anyway, dude. 459 00:19:24,377 --> 00:19:26,880 Yeah, but no one's gonna get poop on their shoes! 460 00:19:26,963 --> 00:19:28,673 Just throw the damn bag, Charlie. 461 00:19:31,384 --> 00:19:32,552 Why are we doing this? 462 00:19:32,636 --> 00:19:34,930 - We're gonna teach this guy a lesson. - Awesome. 463 00:19:35,013 --> 00:19:38,725 This is gonna be great. It's gonna smell so bad in there. 464 00:19:38,808 --> 00:19:39,935 I just hope he gets the message… 465 00:19:50,278 --> 00:19:54,908 Uh, I think this is the wrong message. 466 00:19:54,991 --> 00:19:56,493 Yeah. 467 00:20:01,665 --> 00:20:06,294 Then you wouldn't have to say 468 00:20:06,378 --> 00:20:09,881 That you love me 469 00:20:09,965 --> 00:20:13,426 'Cause I'd already… 470 00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:16,972 Know… 471 00:20:17,055 --> 00:20:20,475 What would you do 472 00:20:20,559 --> 00:20:21,560 If I… 473 00:20:21,643 --> 00:20:23,144 All right, so this here 474 00:20:23,228 --> 00:20:24,479 is the pillar that I want to remove. 475 00:20:24,563 --> 00:20:27,399 I want to get this out of here so there's a nice wide open space 476 00:20:27,482 --> 00:20:29,484 - when people walk into the bar. - What are you doing, Dad? 477 00:20:29,568 --> 00:20:30,777 In a second, Dennis. 478 00:20:30,861 --> 00:20:33,280 And, uh, go into the bathroom. Check out the fixtures. 479 00:20:33,363 --> 00:20:35,365 I'll be in in a second. 480 00:20:35,448 --> 00:20:37,409 What the hell's going on? 481 00:20:37,492 --> 00:20:38,743 Just renovating my bar. 482 00:20:38,827 --> 00:20:39,995 Your bar? 483 00:20:40,078 --> 00:20:41,329 Yeah, my bar. 484 00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:44,249 You see, the property that I just purchased 485 00:20:44,332 --> 00:20:48,837 extends from Morgan Street all the way to right here. 486 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,797 What the hell are you talking about? The property you bought? 487 00:20:50,881 --> 00:20:53,091 The building you blew up. The building you set on fire. 488 00:20:53,175 --> 00:20:56,303 What'd you think, I wasn't gonna find out about that? Hmm! 489 00:20:56,386 --> 00:20:58,763 I'll give you two choices. 490 00:20:58,847 --> 00:21:00,974 I'm part of the gang… 491 00:21:01,057 --> 00:21:04,102 or I send your asses to jail. 492 00:21:04,186 --> 00:21:06,271 I would rather go to jail than work with you. 493 00:21:06,354 --> 00:21:08,148 - Yes! - Whoa, uh, just for the record, 494 00:21:08,231 --> 00:21:09,774 I would rather not spend my life in jail. 495 00:21:09,858 --> 00:21:12,736 - I will tear this bar to the ground. - I will kick the pillars in! 496 00:21:12,819 --> 00:21:14,321 - Nobody's kicking anything. - She will kick the pillars! 497 00:21:14,404 --> 00:21:16,072 - I will tear… - Okay, okay, okay. 498 00:21:16,156 --> 00:21:18,074 Here's what we're gonna do! Everyone, relax. 499 00:21:18,158 --> 00:21:21,453 Frank, congratulations. You're captain of the gang. 500 00:21:21,536 --> 00:21:23,121 - No! Charlie… - Charlie, shut your mouth! 501 00:21:23,205 --> 00:21:25,707 Why can't you just die and leave your money to your kids 502 00:21:25,790 --> 00:21:27,876 like normal parents of America? 503 00:21:27,959 --> 00:21:29,127 You sound like your mother. 504 00:21:29,211 --> 00:21:31,755 You say that to my face! 505 00:21:31,838 --> 00:21:33,965 - Excuse me. - I will kick and tear… 506 00:21:34,049 --> 00:21:36,134 Excuse me! 507 00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:41,306 Thank you. We're looking for the owners. 508 00:21:41,389 --> 00:21:43,225 Oh. We're the owners. 509 00:21:43,308 --> 00:21:46,144 I'm Detective Tanner. This here is Detective Volpe. 510 00:21:46,228 --> 00:21:49,356 Gentlemen, we're gonna have to talk to you for a moment. 511 00:21:49,439 --> 00:21:51,358 About what? 512 00:21:51,441 --> 00:21:54,778 You gentlemen know anything about this? 513 00:21:57,656 --> 00:22:01,660 Uh… 514 00:22:01,743 --> 00:22:05,288 Oh… 515 00:22:05,372 --> 00:22:06,581 Shit.