1 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:12,396 - What? - Hi, Mrs. Reynolds. 2 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:13,897 What do you want? 3 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:16,525 Frank sent me over to pick up his toupee. 4 00:00:16,608 --> 00:00:18,193 - His toupee? - Yep. 5 00:00:18,277 --> 00:00:20,029 What does he need his toupee for? 6 00:00:20,112 --> 00:00:21,905 I think he has a date or something. 7 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:25,200 Frank has a date? 8 00:00:25,284 --> 00:00:26,744 Yeah, I guess. 9 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:29,288 Well, he can't have it. It's mine. 10 00:00:29,371 --> 00:00:32,249 You own his hair? 11 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:35,377 All right, fine. It's in a box in the hallway. 12 00:00:35,461 --> 00:00:36,962 I was gonna throw it away anyway. 13 00:00:37,046 --> 00:00:40,841 So I'm really sorry about this. I know it's probably a tough time for you. 14 00:00:40,924 --> 00:00:44,595 Divorce is a tricky thing. Oh! I found it. 15 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:46,555 I got the hair now. 16 00:00:46,639 --> 00:00:50,267 Found the hair. So I guess I'll just, uh, see myself out. 17 00:00:51,810 --> 00:00:53,729 Right. Thank you for the hair. 18 00:01:01,445 --> 00:01:03,864 Oh, shit. 19 00:01:39,149 --> 00:01:40,317 Wait till you see the hair. 20 00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:44,029 This is really authentic-looking hair. It looks good. 21 00:01:44,113 --> 00:01:46,657 - So how do you know this chick, anyway? - Angie Spinola. 22 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:48,742 High school. Firecracker. Hung out all the time. 23 00:01:48,826 --> 00:01:50,869 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah. We did everything together. 24 00:01:50,953 --> 00:01:52,746 Wild sex. Whoa! 25 00:01:54,206 --> 00:01:55,416 I mean, you name it, we did it. 26 00:01:55,499 --> 00:01:56,583 Well, she sounds awesome. 27 00:01:56,667 --> 00:01:59,211 Yeah. They don't make women like Angie anymore. 28 00:01:59,294 --> 00:02:00,462 Tell you that right now. 29 00:02:00,546 --> 00:02:02,965 Charlie, you gonna be okay, I leave you alone at the bar here? 30 00:02:03,048 --> 00:02:06,844 Uh, I think things have been going pretty well since you put me in charge, Frank. 31 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:10,222 Right. Keep your fingers crossed. 32 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:15,811 What are you? 33 00:02:15,894 --> 00:02:19,023 Why? Why would a person wipe their own shit onto a wall? 34 00:02:19,106 --> 00:02:20,149 I don't know. 35 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:23,902 What are you doing? I thought you were cleaning the toilet. 36 00:02:23,986 --> 00:02:26,488 What? Cleaning the toilet? No, that's what Charlie does. 37 00:02:26,572 --> 00:02:27,990 I'm not doing Charlie work anymore. 38 00:02:28,073 --> 00:02:31,910 Okay, Dad said we need to, so get back in there and clean the stall. 39 00:02:31,994 --> 00:02:34,413 Dee, Dee. Will you take it easy? 40 00:02:34,496 --> 00:02:36,040 I got a little plan to get us out of it. 41 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:37,124 - You do? - Oh, yeah. 42 00:02:37,207 --> 00:02:39,835 Oh, God, that's good news. What is it? 43 00:02:39,918 --> 00:02:42,546 Well, let's just say I got a little date tonight, 44 00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:45,466 and as soon as Charlie sees who it is, 45 00:02:45,549 --> 00:02:48,344 no more Charlie work for me. 46 00:02:48,427 --> 00:02:50,012 How does that help me? 47 00:02:51,889 --> 00:02:54,892 - I guess it doesn't, really. - Mmm-mmm. It sure doesn't. 48 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:57,019 You know, you should come up with a plan just like I did 49 00:02:57,102 --> 00:02:59,146 and then you can get out of Charlie work too. 50 00:02:59,229 --> 00:03:01,065 Oh, you think I can't come up with a plan? 51 00:03:04,276 --> 00:03:05,694 Hey! 52 00:03:05,778 --> 00:03:07,363 Dennis, hey. 53 00:03:07,446 --> 00:03:08,489 Got something for you. 54 00:03:08,572 --> 00:03:10,866 What? Really? 55 00:03:10,949 --> 00:03:13,077 - Yeah. - Wow! Oh, thank you. 56 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,663 - That's really nice. - Can I take your coat? 57 00:03:15,746 --> 00:03:17,206 Uh, are we staying here? 58 00:03:17,289 --> 00:03:18,916 No, no. I just want to have a look at what you're wearing. 59 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:22,294 Ah. Okay. 60 00:03:22,378 --> 00:03:23,712 All right. 61 00:03:23,796 --> 00:03:26,340 So, what do you think? 62 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:30,928 Yeah, okay. That'll work. Are you not wearing makeup? 63 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:33,889 - I'm wearing makeup. - Really? 64 00:03:33,973 --> 00:03:36,183 - Yeah. - Do you have any more? 65 00:03:36,266 --> 00:03:38,477 No. I didn't bring makeup. 66 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,229 Mmm. 67 00:03:40,312 --> 00:03:42,856 Uh, okay. That's all right. 68 00:03:42,940 --> 00:03:45,359 Let's go say good night to Charlie. Come on. 69 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:48,028 Uh, I don't think that's such a good idea. 70 00:03:48,112 --> 00:03:50,406 Oh, no, no, no. He's totally fine with the situation. 71 00:03:50,489 --> 00:03:52,074 - It's cool. Come on. - Really? 72 00:03:52,157 --> 00:03:54,743 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. 73 00:03:57,913 --> 00:03:59,915 Hey, buddy. 74 00:03:59,999 --> 00:04:02,960 Please knock if you're gonna be coming into my off… 75 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,503 What ya doin'? 76 00:04:06,171 --> 00:04:08,173 - Uh, I was doing some office stuff. - Oh, yeah? 77 00:04:08,257 --> 00:04:10,259 Well, listen, uh, we are gonna hit the town 78 00:04:10,342 --> 00:04:12,845 so we just wanted to pop back and say good night. 79 00:04:12,928 --> 00:04:14,888 Looks like you got everything under control back here. 80 00:04:14,972 --> 00:04:16,181 Yeah, I do. 81 00:04:16,265 --> 00:04:17,975 That's a nice house of cards, Charlie. 82 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:20,894 Actually, no. I was doing some business stuff 'cause I'm the manager now. 83 00:04:20,978 --> 00:04:23,856 Great. Well, we're out of here. Don't work too hard okay, bud? 84 00:04:23,939 --> 00:04:24,982 Good night, Charlie. 85 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:26,525 Yeah, good night. 86 00:04:26,608 --> 00:04:27,651 Could you, uh, give me one second? 87 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:29,987 Yeah. Thanks. 88 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:35,826 Okay, listen. Here's the deal. 89 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:38,996 Uh, I'm gonna bang her tonight, probably around 10:30 or so. 90 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:40,831 Now, I really don't wanna do that, 91 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:44,501 so all you have to do to stop me is call my cell phone by 10:30 92 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:47,588 and say, "Dennis, you don't have to do Charlie work anymore." 93 00:04:47,671 --> 00:04:50,257 - You're not gonna get away with this. - Oh, yeah, I will. 94 00:04:50,341 --> 00:04:52,760 I'll get away with it. 10:30, okay? 95 00:04:55,220 --> 00:04:56,680 10:30. 96 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:02,227 Gonna blackmail me? 97 00:05:02,311 --> 00:05:05,064 You gonna blackmail me, Dennis Reynolds? 98 00:05:05,147 --> 00:05:07,608 - You ready? - I'm ready. Let's roll. 99 00:05:09,068 --> 00:05:12,154 - Hey-o! What's up, buddy? - Hello. 100 00:05:12,237 --> 00:05:13,656 What's that? 101 00:05:13,739 --> 00:05:15,532 It's your dad's hair. 102 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:16,825 Gross. 103 00:05:16,909 --> 00:05:18,994 Yeah. Is Charlie here? 104 00:05:19,078 --> 00:05:20,496 Uh, yeah, man. What's up with you? You seem flustered. 105 00:05:20,579 --> 00:05:21,705 Where's Charlie? 106 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,500 He's in the back office. 107 00:05:24,583 --> 00:05:26,543 I wanna talk to him. 108 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:27,920 Okay. Go talk to him. 109 00:05:28,003 --> 00:05:30,214 - Okay. - Great. Yeah. 110 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:37,638 Uh, bye, Dennis. 111 00:05:37,721 --> 00:05:39,890 See ya. 112 00:05:39,974 --> 00:05:42,309 Charlie, I have a real dilemma on my hands. 113 00:05:42,393 --> 00:05:44,019 Now, normally I would never talk to you about these things 114 00:05:44,103 --> 00:05:45,354 because you're so incredibly unreliable, 115 00:05:45,437 --> 00:05:47,189 but Dennis, Dee and Frank are all directly involved in this, 116 00:05:47,272 --> 00:05:48,315 and I gotta tell somebody, man. 117 00:05:48,399 --> 00:05:50,651 I am bustin'. Okay. 118 00:05:50,734 --> 00:05:53,904 Dennis's mom tried to have sex with me. 119 00:05:55,030 --> 00:05:56,240 Interesting. 120 00:05:56,323 --> 00:05:57,783 Yeah, man, she got naked, she came on to me. 121 00:05:57,866 --> 00:06:00,285 I mean, that woman is straight crazy, but I think I wanna bang her, man. 122 00:06:00,369 --> 00:06:01,370 I know I shouldn't do it. 123 00:06:01,453 --> 00:06:02,997 I think you should do it. 124 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,081 What? 125 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:06,375 Look. An opportunity like this only comes around once in a lifetime, right? 126 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:07,459 Right. 127 00:06:07,543 --> 00:06:08,919 And so you'd be a fool to let it slip through your fingers. 128 00:06:09,003 --> 00:06:11,714 Yeah, that's what I'm thinkin', but it's Dennis and Dee's mom. 129 00:06:11,797 --> 00:06:14,550 Yeah, well, that means that no one ever, ever is gonna find out. 130 00:06:14,633 --> 00:06:16,343 - That doesn't make sense. - It doesn't have to make sense. 131 00:06:16,427 --> 00:06:17,678 You're right. I'm gonna do it. 132 00:06:20,389 --> 00:06:23,350 - Okay. Okay. Oh, this is good. - This is good. 133 00:06:23,434 --> 00:06:25,686 - Oh, this is good. - Oh, oh, oh. I gotta meet Frank. 134 00:06:25,769 --> 00:06:28,272 You go, 'cause I gotta plot, and I gotta think. 135 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:29,982 - Oh, great. - Get out of here. Go. 136 00:06:30,065 --> 00:06:31,442 God, this is good! 137 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:34,653 - Dennis's mom. Yes, he is. I'm busy. - I want my job back. 138 00:06:34,737 --> 00:06:36,280 Look, I'm… what? 139 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:37,448 I want my job back. 140 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:39,366 Well, I'm… 141 00:06:42,953 --> 00:06:45,622 And you shall have it. 142 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,875 Oh, Dee. 143 00:06:47,958 --> 00:06:50,669 It looks like we both need things from each other. 144 00:06:51,837 --> 00:06:54,423 I am not having sex with you, Charlie. 145 00:06:54,506 --> 00:06:55,716 No. 146 00:06:55,799 --> 00:06:59,053 It's not sex I want from you. 147 00:06:59,136 --> 00:07:02,973 It's sex I don't want from Dennis. 148 00:07:05,601 --> 00:07:07,144 Mmm. 149 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:09,855 So you gotta tell me about all the shit you been gettin' into. 150 00:07:09,938 --> 00:07:11,982 You must have a police record a mile long. 151 00:07:12,066 --> 00:07:13,776 Oh, God. No. 152 00:07:13,859 --> 00:07:17,029 Don't be modest now. You remember all the shit we used to get into? 153 00:07:17,112 --> 00:07:18,989 You remember that night in the graveyard? 154 00:07:19,073 --> 00:07:22,284 - How could I forget? - That slab was cold, baby. 155 00:07:22,368 --> 00:07:24,203 It was. 156 00:07:24,286 --> 00:07:27,915 And remember the time we robbed a motorcycle and ran it into the river? 157 00:07:27,998 --> 00:07:30,459 Well, you must be doin' shit like that now, huh? Come on. 158 00:07:30,542 --> 00:07:35,047 Well, I've slowed down quite a bit once I met my husband, Carl. 159 00:07:36,298 --> 00:07:38,050 Oh, you told me you weren't married. 160 00:07:38,133 --> 00:07:41,178 Oh, I'm not. Carl passed a few years ago. 161 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:42,262 Oh. 162 00:07:42,346 --> 00:07:45,432 Once I met him and had kids, I pretty much stayed at home. 163 00:07:45,516 --> 00:07:47,643 Carl had two children from a previous marriage 164 00:07:47,726 --> 00:07:51,146 and then we had five of our own. 165 00:07:51,230 --> 00:07:53,649 Oh, shit. 166 00:07:53,732 --> 00:07:56,360 Hi. I'm Jenny. I'll be your server this evening. 167 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:58,654 Are you ready to order, or do you need some more time? 168 00:07:58,737 --> 00:08:01,115 Well, I think we need just a little more time. 169 00:08:01,198 --> 00:08:02,950 Okay, I'll be back in a second. 170 00:08:04,535 --> 00:08:07,705 Isn't having children a blessing? 171 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:08,872 What? 172 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:11,917 Isn't having children such a blessing? 173 00:08:12,001 --> 00:08:13,335 What the hell are you talking about? 174 00:08:13,419 --> 00:08:14,837 Well, I mean, when Carl passed, 175 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:17,172 my children were an enormous source of strength. 176 00:08:17,256 --> 00:08:19,383 - I mean, I thought… - Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. 177 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:20,801 Angie, I'm gonna have to stop you. 178 00:08:20,884 --> 00:08:23,137 - I'm sorry? - This is not gonna work out. 179 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:24,471 What's not going to work out? 180 00:08:24,555 --> 00:08:26,932 You, me, talking like this. 181 00:08:27,016 --> 00:08:29,101 Why? What's wrong? 182 00:08:29,184 --> 00:08:31,103 For starters, you've got kids and shit. 183 00:08:31,186 --> 00:08:33,314 And you talk about 'em. 184 00:08:33,397 --> 00:08:35,983 You talk about your kids, you talk about your dead husband. 185 00:08:36,066 --> 00:08:37,609 I mean, it's kind of bummin' me out. 186 00:08:37,693 --> 00:08:38,819 Oh, you know, I'm sorry. 187 00:08:38,902 --> 00:08:42,281 Well, it's not your fault. It's just, maybe…I think you're too old for me. 188 00:08:42,364 --> 00:08:45,117 Frank, I'm two years younger than you. 189 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,952 That's what I'm talkin' about. 190 00:08:49,955 --> 00:08:51,123 I had a really good time tonight. 191 00:08:51,206 --> 00:08:52,624 I had a good time too. 192 00:08:52,708 --> 00:08:56,170 - Okay, what's the deal with that? - What? 193 00:08:56,253 --> 00:08:58,130 Why do you keep checking your cell phone? 194 00:08:59,256 --> 00:09:01,634 I've just been, I've been expecting an important phone call. 195 00:09:01,717 --> 00:09:03,761 - I'm sorry. - Right. No. Good luck with that. 196 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:07,431 - Wait, wait, wait. - Don't…don't go. I wanna go inside. 197 00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:11,810 - No. I'm not gonna ask you inside, Dennis. - Why not? 198 00:09:11,894 --> 00:09:15,356 Because I really like you. 199 00:09:16,565 --> 00:09:21,153 Well, yeah. I mean I really like you too. 200 00:09:21,236 --> 00:09:24,698 - Then let's just take it slow, okay? - Oh, oh, wait. 201 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:29,161 Uh… 202 00:09:29,244 --> 00:09:32,122 I love you. 203 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,338 I kind of don't know what to say. 204 00:09:39,421 --> 00:09:41,674 I kind of don't want you to say anything. 205 00:09:45,094 --> 00:09:47,972 Oh, uh, hold that thought. 206 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:50,641 - Yo. - I'm ready to talk. 207 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:54,687 Cuttin' it pretty close there, pal. I almost sealed the deal. 208 00:09:54,770 --> 00:09:57,231 Just meet me at Paddy's and we'll work it all out. 209 00:10:03,445 --> 00:10:05,489 Sorry about, uh… 210 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:07,366 I feel like maybe I was being a little judgmental. 211 00:10:07,449 --> 00:10:10,953 - You're good. - Okay. Well, let's go. 212 00:10:11,036 --> 00:10:14,206 No. You were right. I should, I'm gonna go. 213 00:10:15,416 --> 00:10:17,126 Yeah. I'm gonna go now. We should take it slow. 214 00:10:17,209 --> 00:10:20,587 - You were right. - Really? Because I… 215 00:10:20,671 --> 00:10:22,673 don't need to now. 216 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:25,384 I think it's good. I think it's real good. 217 00:10:26,969 --> 00:10:29,179 Call me. 218 00:10:32,474 --> 00:10:34,560 Charlie? 219 00:10:34,643 --> 00:10:37,187 You called just in the nick of time, buddy. I was… 220 00:10:39,732 --> 00:10:41,317 Looks like we got a blown fuse in here. 221 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,111 Better get on that. Blown fuses count as Charlie work. 222 00:10:44,194 --> 00:10:48,699 Oh, I don't think I'll be changing any fuses any time soon. 223 00:10:50,659 --> 00:10:54,580 I know something you don't know. 224 00:11:08,552 --> 00:11:11,764 That was, like, the best sex I've ever had, Mrs. Reynolds. 225 00:11:11,847 --> 00:11:15,100 - Like something magical happened. - Hmm? 226 00:11:15,184 --> 00:11:19,063 I was just saying that that was, like, so special, 227 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,731 and, I mean, it was like magic. 228 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:24,068 You're not gonna start talking about your feelings and shit, are you? 229 00:11:27,196 --> 00:11:29,990 No. Gay. 230 00:11:30,074 --> 00:11:32,785 No. It's just that, I mean, unless you want to, 'cause… 231 00:11:32,868 --> 00:11:34,203 No. 232 00:11:35,663 --> 00:11:37,247 I got a better plan. 233 00:11:37,331 --> 00:11:40,417 Okay. All right. Uh, so can I call you sometime? 234 00:11:40,501 --> 00:11:42,878 - I have your number, right? - No, I don't think so. 235 00:11:42,961 --> 00:11:45,798 Well, I know how to find you. Why don't we just leave it at that? 236 00:11:45,881 --> 00:11:48,509 All right. Did I do something wrong? 237 00:11:48,592 --> 00:11:50,719 I mean, was the sex bad? 238 00:11:50,803 --> 00:11:53,764 - Don't worry about it. - I can make adjustments. 239 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:56,767 'Cause I've had to do that before, and it hasn't been a problem. 240 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:59,520 - I'm shutting the door now. - Well, if I could just have a kiss goodbye 241 00:11:59,603 --> 00:12:02,272 that would be really great for me. 242 00:12:02,356 --> 00:12:06,110 If I gave you a kiss goodbye, would you let go of the door? 243 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,696 - Yeah. - Fine. 244 00:12:12,116 --> 00:12:15,285 Oh, my God. Oh! 245 00:12:15,369 --> 00:12:17,496 Yeah. It's a terrible thing. 246 00:12:17,579 --> 00:12:19,331 It's a terrible thing for you to see that. 247 00:12:19,415 --> 00:12:21,792 - I'm gonna kill him. - No. 248 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,919 - I'm gonna kill him! - No. Wait, wait, wait. 249 00:12:24,003 --> 00:12:25,462 What are you gonna do, punch him in the face? Throw him? 250 00:12:25,546 --> 00:12:27,506 You gonna maybe work the body a little? That's not gonna help. 251 00:12:27,589 --> 00:12:29,591 No, no, it's not gonna help. I'll tell you why. 252 00:12:29,675 --> 00:12:31,719 It doesn't un-bang your mom. 253 00:12:31,802 --> 00:12:33,971 No, you gotta do something worse. 254 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:36,265 Something much, much worse. 255 00:12:37,725 --> 00:12:39,935 You're gonna have to bang Mac's mom. 256 00:12:43,731 --> 00:12:45,024 I thought I was. 257 00:12:46,608 --> 00:12:48,986 - Hi. - What? 258 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:52,281 - I'm looking for Mrs. Mac. Is she in? - Yeah. 259 00:12:52,364 --> 00:12:54,533 I'm a friend of her son's. 260 00:12:54,616 --> 00:12:57,619 - I know you, Dennis. - Oh. 261 00:12:57,703 --> 00:13:00,080 Oh, my God. 262 00:13:00,164 --> 00:13:01,915 Oh. 263 00:13:01,999 --> 00:13:04,001 It's been a long time. 264 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,836 Haven't seen you in a while. You look different. 265 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,839 - I've gained a little weight. - Is that what it is? 266 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,550 - Looks good on you. - Yeah. 267 00:13:11,634 --> 00:13:12,760 Yeah. 268 00:13:14,386 --> 00:13:15,638 Do you mind if I sit? 269 00:13:20,809 --> 00:13:24,188 So. Watching a little TV outside, huh? 270 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,231 I like the fresh air. 271 00:13:27,524 --> 00:13:28,942 Probably gets a little lonely, though, every once in a while, 272 00:13:29,026 --> 00:13:30,653 watching TV out here by yourself. 273 00:13:33,322 --> 00:13:35,991 Every once in a while you probably want a man, right? 274 00:13:36,075 --> 00:13:39,286 Someone to fulfill your desires. 275 00:13:41,246 --> 00:13:43,457 Oh. 276 00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:45,417 Not interested. 277 00:13:46,585 --> 00:13:48,962 Don't fight it, Mrs. Mac. 278 00:13:49,046 --> 00:13:51,715 Why don't we go inside and have a little fun? 279 00:13:52,925 --> 00:13:55,302 Don't find you attractive. 280 00:13:55,386 --> 00:13:56,887 What? 281 00:13:56,971 --> 00:13:59,640 I think you're an ugly man. 282 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,852 You think I'm ugly? 283 00:14:03,936 --> 00:14:05,104 Yeah. 284 00:14:05,187 --> 00:14:07,439 I'm not ugly. You're ugly. 285 00:14:07,523 --> 00:14:09,149 Yeah. 286 00:14:10,484 --> 00:14:13,946 Jesus Christ. What is wrong with you, woman? 287 00:14:14,029 --> 00:14:16,573 You're saying that I'm… you don't find me attractive? 288 00:14:16,657 --> 00:14:17,700 No. 289 00:14:17,783 --> 00:14:20,619 And you're, what? Not gonna have sex with me? 290 00:14:20,703 --> 00:14:23,414 - No. - This is ridiculous. I'm, I'm out of here. 291 00:14:24,957 --> 00:14:28,335 Wait. What? What just happened? 292 00:14:28,419 --> 00:14:30,587 I think you know exactly what just happened. 293 00:14:30,671 --> 00:14:31,839 - No. - Yeah. 294 00:14:31,922 --> 00:14:34,466 No, come on. He did not try to have sex with that woman. 295 00:14:34,550 --> 00:14:37,177 Oh, he did, 'cause he's a dirty, dirty pervert. 296 00:14:37,261 --> 00:14:40,014 - I'm…I'm so confused right now. - Really? 297 00:14:40,097 --> 00:14:43,183 - Are you? I can help you. Don't trust him. - But… 298 00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:45,769 Uh-oh. Excuse me. 299 00:14:45,853 --> 00:14:48,439 - I need to get this. - Okay. 300 00:14:48,522 --> 00:14:49,773 Can you pop out real quick? 301 00:14:49,857 --> 00:14:52,192 Really? 302 00:14:52,276 --> 00:14:54,862 Yeah. It's personal. You don't want to be rude, so… 303 00:14:54,945 --> 00:14:56,905 excuse me. 304 00:14:56,989 --> 00:14:59,825 - Oh, my God. - Thanks. 305 00:15:01,827 --> 00:15:03,537 - Yeah. - How we doin'? 306 00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:04,872 Cat's in the cradle. 307 00:15:04,955 --> 00:15:06,206 Good, good, good. 308 00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:07,708 Time to move to phase two. 309 00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:09,710 There is no phase two. I'm not doing phase two. 310 00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:11,628 I did everything you said. And it's over. 311 00:15:11,712 --> 00:15:14,798 This isn't over until I say it's over! 312 00:15:14,882 --> 00:15:16,508 God. Sorry. Okay. 313 00:15:16,592 --> 00:15:20,554 Relax, dude. One more phase. That's it. 314 00:15:20,638 --> 00:15:23,390 This is Barbara. Leave a message. 315 00:15:23,474 --> 00:15:26,518 Hey, uh, not answering my calls. 316 00:15:26,602 --> 00:15:28,062 I get it. You're busy. You're busy. 317 00:15:28,145 --> 00:15:30,522 It's a busy time of the week. 318 00:15:30,606 --> 00:15:32,650 Um, listen, I think you should give me a call back 319 00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:34,068 because I know what you're afraid of. 320 00:15:34,151 --> 00:15:35,611 You think Frank and Dennis are gonna find out, 321 00:15:35,694 --> 00:15:37,404 but they're not gonna find out anything, okay? 322 00:15:37,488 --> 00:15:39,573 I'm gonna keep my mouth shut on this one. 323 00:15:39,657 --> 00:15:42,701 And I know that you know that the sex was good, right? 324 00:15:42,785 --> 00:15:44,370 So I think maybe we should… 325 00:15:44,453 --> 00:15:46,038 There's somebody at the door. I'm just gonna ignore it. 326 00:15:46,121 --> 00:15:48,499 I think that maybe we should get together… 327 00:15:48,582 --> 00:15:51,168 oh, they sound pissed. All right, listen. I'll give you a call back. 328 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,878 All right. 329 00:15:56,507 --> 00:15:58,092 Let's go for a ride. 330 00:15:58,175 --> 00:15:59,927 Why? 331 00:16:00,010 --> 00:16:02,137 Grab your coat. We're goin' for a ride. 332 00:16:02,221 --> 00:16:04,390 Are you going to kill me? 333 00:16:04,473 --> 00:16:07,935 What? No. I just wanna go out and pick up some younger chicks 334 00:16:08,018 --> 00:16:10,813 and I need a wing man for that. Come on. Let's roll. 335 00:16:10,896 --> 00:16:14,066 How about the two out there on the dance floor? 336 00:16:14,149 --> 00:16:15,943 - Go on. Go on, break the ice. - Oh, come on, man. 337 00:16:16,026 --> 00:16:18,696 - Come on, man. Go. Go. - All right, all right. 338 00:16:20,155 --> 00:16:23,283 Hey, how ya doin'? I like your top. Lookin' good. Mac. 339 00:16:23,367 --> 00:16:25,160 - Hi. - Hi. I'm Frank. 340 00:16:26,370 --> 00:16:28,789 Wanna get down? Huh? 341 00:16:32,835 --> 00:16:35,170 What happened? What did you do? 342 00:16:35,254 --> 00:16:37,840 What are you talking about, what did I do? What was with that little move? 343 00:16:37,923 --> 00:16:40,092 That move always works with the ladies. 344 00:16:40,175 --> 00:16:42,720 Frank, you have never gotten a chick with that move. 345 00:16:42,803 --> 00:16:44,638 What are you talkin' about? That's how I got my wife. 346 00:16:44,722 --> 00:16:46,515 Really? 347 00:16:46,598 --> 00:16:49,101 Yeah. So don't go blamin' the move. The move works. 348 00:16:50,519 --> 00:16:53,022 So, uh, what other kind of things worked on your wife? 349 00:16:53,105 --> 00:16:55,065 She likes money. 350 00:16:55,149 --> 00:16:57,151 So she likes money and dancing. 351 00:16:57,234 --> 00:16:59,820 Can we stop talking about my wife for a second here? 352 00:16:59,903 --> 00:17:02,906 You're killin' the vibe. Let me see now. 353 00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:05,367 Over there. Try the move. 354 00:17:05,451 --> 00:17:08,037 You hang over here, this side, 355 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:09,705 while I… 356 00:17:10,789 --> 00:17:12,875 Hello, hello, hello. 357 00:17:12,958 --> 00:17:15,169 I'm Frank. Remember? 358 00:17:15,252 --> 00:17:17,671 Go, go for it 359 00:17:17,755 --> 00:17:20,883 Go for it, ooh 360 00:17:20,966 --> 00:17:23,636 Go for it, go for it 361 00:17:23,719 --> 00:17:24,803 Ooh 362 00:17:24,887 --> 00:17:27,389 Where'd he go? Mac! 363 00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:36,357 Go away. 364 00:17:38,734 --> 00:17:41,487 - We need to talk. - Dee, now's not a good time. 365 00:17:41,570 --> 00:17:45,282 Charlie is making me have sex with him to get out of Charlie work. 366 00:17:45,366 --> 00:17:48,577 - What? - Yeah, I know. Really gross. 367 00:17:48,661 --> 00:17:51,955 Am I the only one around here who's not getting laid? 368 00:17:52,039 --> 00:17:55,376 Dennis, Charlie is forcing me to have sex with him. 369 00:17:55,459 --> 00:17:57,753 Mac's getting laid. You're getting laid. 370 00:17:57,836 --> 00:17:59,922 Now, even Charlie's getting laid? This makes me look terrible. 371 00:18:00,005 --> 00:18:02,633 Well, you know what? This is all Charlie's fault. 372 00:18:02,716 --> 00:18:05,552 None of this would be happening if Dad didn't put him in charge. 373 00:18:05,636 --> 00:18:07,888 You're right. 374 00:18:09,181 --> 00:18:10,724 I'm gonna kill him. 375 00:18:10,808 --> 00:18:12,142 No, no. Whoa. 376 00:18:12,226 --> 00:18:16,146 You gotta do something worse than that. Something much, much worse. 377 00:18:23,404 --> 00:18:26,073 - Oh! Hello, Dennis. - Hello, Mrs. Kelly. 378 00:18:26,156 --> 00:18:29,368 - You look wonderful. - Thank you. 379 00:18:29,451 --> 00:18:32,621 Oh. Oh, my! 380 00:18:32,705 --> 00:18:35,582 Well, uh, it's good to see you, Dennis. 381 00:18:35,666 --> 00:18:37,626 What brings you by? 382 00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:39,878 I wanted to bring you some chocolates. 383 00:18:39,962 --> 00:18:41,797 Thank you. 384 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,424 Do you mind if I come in? 385 00:18:43,507 --> 00:18:45,467 Okay. 386 00:18:47,344 --> 00:18:49,596 Oh, no. 387 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,473 That son of a bitch. 388 00:18:51,557 --> 00:18:55,853 - I know it. - No! No, he said he loved me. 389 00:18:55,936 --> 00:18:58,272 How dare he do that? 390 00:18:58,355 --> 00:19:00,065 - I'm gonna stab him. - Oh. 391 00:19:00,149 --> 00:19:02,776 - I'm gonna stab his face off. - No. No, stabbing's bad. 392 00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:04,945 You need to do something worse. 393 00:19:05,029 --> 00:19:07,531 Something much, much worse. 394 00:19:08,824 --> 00:19:10,200 You gotta sleep with Charlie. 395 00:19:13,871 --> 00:19:17,374 Shh. Shh, shh, shh. 396 00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:19,251 I'm sorry, sweetie. 397 00:19:19,335 --> 00:19:21,545 I just don't find you sexually attractive. 398 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:24,965 Are you kidding me? You don't find me sexually attractive? 399 00:19:26,216 --> 00:19:29,219 What in the hell is going on? What is wrong with you people? 400 00:19:29,303 --> 00:19:31,055 I am sexually… 401 00:19:32,973 --> 00:19:35,184 I am sexually attractive. 402 00:19:35,267 --> 00:19:37,770 I am an attractive man. 403 00:19:40,981 --> 00:19:43,776 - Bam. - What the hell is that? 404 00:19:43,859 --> 00:19:45,736 $443. 405 00:19:45,819 --> 00:19:48,280 Listen, Mac, let's just end this right now. 406 00:19:48,364 --> 00:19:50,949 I only slept with you to piss Frank off. 407 00:19:51,033 --> 00:19:53,452 Afterward I felt like I was gonna throw up. 408 00:19:55,663 --> 00:19:56,914 So Frank makes you want to throw up? 409 00:19:56,997 --> 00:19:59,083 No. You're not listening. 410 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:01,585 It's you that makes me want to throw up. 411 00:20:03,295 --> 00:20:06,674 Oh. So you don't want to be my girlfriend anymore? 412 00:20:06,757 --> 00:20:09,093 - Jesus Christ. - Wait a second. Hold on. 413 00:20:09,176 --> 00:20:12,721 Wait! I'm confused. So you don't want to be my girlfriend anymore? 414 00:20:28,654 --> 00:20:30,614 - Hey. - Oh, shit! 415 00:20:30,698 --> 00:20:34,284 No, Mac, it's okay. It's all right. 416 00:20:34,368 --> 00:20:35,869 - Listen, uh… - Okay, let me explain. 417 00:20:35,953 --> 00:20:38,706 - Just let me explain. - No, no. I understand, okay? 418 00:20:38,789 --> 00:20:41,291 You do? Yeah. Look, I… 419 00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:43,377 I think I know how you're feeling. 420 00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:46,213 Oh, man. That is such a relief. 421 00:20:46,296 --> 00:20:48,215 Check this out. I… 422 00:20:57,016 --> 00:20:59,184 - You've done well. - Thank you. 423 00:20:59,268 --> 00:21:00,853 And your date with the waitress is all set up. 424 00:21:00,936 --> 00:21:02,396 Ah! Mmm! 425 00:21:02,479 --> 00:21:04,273 - That is so wonderful. - I have to ask you though. 426 00:21:04,356 --> 00:21:07,109 How did you know that your mom wasn't gonna sleep with Dennis? 427 00:21:11,322 --> 00:21:12,823 Guess I kind of overlooked that detail. 428 00:21:12,906 --> 00:21:14,575 Okay, time for phase three. 429 00:21:14,658 --> 00:21:17,328 No, Charlie. You said there were only two phases. 430 00:21:17,411 --> 00:21:19,663 This one's easy. 431 00:21:19,747 --> 00:21:22,082 - Okay. Phase three complete. - It looks good? 432 00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:24,001 - You look really good. - You sure? 433 00:21:24,084 --> 00:21:25,336 - Yes. - You're all done? 434 00:21:25,419 --> 00:21:26,545 - I'm all done. You look great. - Okay. 435 00:21:26,628 --> 00:21:28,422 - Thanks for helping me out. - You're welcome. 436 00:21:28,505 --> 00:21:29,715 The waitress is gonna be here soon. 437 00:21:29,798 --> 00:21:33,010 I'm gonna go back to bartending, and you will go back to handling poo-poo. 438 00:21:33,093 --> 00:21:35,846 - Yeah, okay. Phase four. - No! No. 439 00:21:35,929 --> 00:21:37,431 - I got a quick phase four. - Charlie. 440 00:21:37,514 --> 00:21:39,391 - Let me squeeze a phase four in. - I won't. You cannot… 441 00:21:39,475 --> 00:21:42,353 - there's no squeezing of phase. No. No. - Okay, fine! 442 00:21:42,436 --> 00:21:44,438 - It's over. Okay? - Thank you. 443 00:21:44,521 --> 00:21:48,067 You are hereby released of all Charlie work. 444 00:21:50,611 --> 00:21:54,156 Hey, guys, uh, can you do me a favor and not get too drunk? 445 00:21:54,239 --> 00:21:57,034 All right? 'Cause I got some kegs that I need changing. 446 00:21:57,117 --> 00:21:58,661 Uh, there's, like, you know what? 447 00:21:58,744 --> 00:22:00,871 - There's some rats down in the rat traps. - Yeah. 448 00:22:00,954 --> 00:22:02,873 Hello, gang! 449 00:22:02,956 --> 00:22:04,541 You're lookin' at the new Frank. 450 00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:05,668 Ooh! 451 00:22:05,751 --> 00:22:08,921 I've got the moves 452 00:22:09,004 --> 00:22:10,673 I've still got what it takes 453 00:22:10,756 --> 00:22:11,924 What the hell is she doing here? 454 00:22:12,007 --> 00:22:14,051 "What the hell is she doing here?" 455 00:22:14,134 --> 00:22:15,219 Really? 456 00:22:15,302 --> 00:22:17,680 Really. I'll tell you what I'm doing here. 457 00:22:17,763 --> 00:22:20,224 You wanna know what I'm doing here, shit-for-brains? 458 00:22:20,307 --> 00:22:23,894 I had sex with your dad. 459 00:22:23,978 --> 00:22:26,855 That's right, I had sex with your father, 460 00:22:26,939 --> 00:22:30,609 because, just like you, I like my sex old and ugly. 461 00:22:30,693 --> 00:22:35,155 And with fake hair on their heads that falls off when you're having sex with 'em. 462 00:22:35,239 --> 00:22:38,909 It just falls off because that's what you do, Dennis Reynolds. 463 00:22:38,993 --> 00:22:40,995 You like to have sex with old people. 464 00:22:41,078 --> 00:22:42,913 And you said that you loved me! 465 00:22:42,997 --> 00:22:47,209 You said, "I love you," and so I thought, "Okay, I love you too." 466 00:22:47,292 --> 00:22:49,545 How do you show love? You go and have sex with old people. 467 00:22:49,628 --> 00:22:51,922 So that's what I did too!