1 00:00:01,595 --> 00:00:03,347 Are you kidding me? That is ridiculous. 2 00:00:03,431 --> 00:00:04,765 Come on. It won an Oscar. 3 00:00:04,849 --> 00:00:06,642 Rocky IV has Stallone in it 4 00:00:06,726 --> 00:00:09,228 and he bashes a Russian's face to all smithereens. 5 00:00:09,312 --> 00:00:11,897 Lifting anvils and shit, and pulling trucks through the snow. 6 00:00:11,981 --> 00:00:13,858 Million Dollar Baby is totally unrealistic. 7 00:00:13,941 --> 00:00:15,526 Girls can't fight. They don't have muscles. 8 00:00:15,609 --> 00:00:16,736 - It's true. - Okay, 9 00:00:16,819 --> 00:00:18,821 that is a horribly sexist thing to say. 10 00:00:18,904 --> 00:00:20,656 It's not sexist. It's just truthful. 11 00:00:20,740 --> 00:00:22,158 Girls can't pull trucks through snow. 12 00:00:22,241 --> 00:00:23,993 - Can you pull trucks through snow? - I absolutely could. 13 00:00:24,076 --> 00:00:25,703 - You can barely walk in the snow, Charlie. - Excuse me. 14 00:00:25,786 --> 00:00:27,038 - Well, that's true. - All right. Time out. 15 00:00:27,121 --> 00:00:28,914 Is the truck parked in neutral? 16 00:00:28,998 --> 00:00:31,500 - Hey! - What, dude? 17 00:00:31,584 --> 00:00:34,211 Empty your pockets. 18 00:00:35,212 --> 00:00:38,299 - Now. - Okay. 19 00:00:38,382 --> 00:00:40,176 Hey, let's just all stay calm. 20 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,352 Nice friends. 21 00:01:23,302 --> 00:01:25,846 Maybe, one to two inches of snow? 22 00:01:25,930 --> 00:01:27,014 One to two inches. 23 00:01:27,098 --> 00:01:29,308 And a Ford F-150. 24 00:01:29,392 --> 00:01:32,937 Right. In park, but no emergency brake. 25 00:01:33,020 --> 00:01:34,897 Maybe I could pull it four feet. 26 00:01:34,981 --> 00:01:36,524 - I'd give him four feet. - I'd give him five. 27 00:01:37,525 --> 00:01:38,734 What's with the gym bag? 28 00:01:38,818 --> 00:01:41,278 Just got back from a "Boxercise" class at the gym. 29 00:01:41,362 --> 00:01:44,865 "Boxercise"? What kind of queer shit is that? 30 00:01:44,949 --> 00:01:46,283 I'm learning self-defense. 31 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:47,451 Deandra. 32 00:01:47,535 --> 00:01:49,662 You want to learn self-defense, you come to Daddy. 33 00:01:49,745 --> 00:01:53,541 I mean, all during the '60s, before I met my whore wife, I was a boxer. 34 00:01:53,624 --> 00:01:54,709 They called me Frankie Fast Hands. 35 00:01:54,792 --> 00:01:57,670 Frankie Fast Hands, everybody. Yeah, keep livin' in the past, Dad. 36 00:01:57,753 --> 00:02:01,007 Is this about that stupid Million Dollar Baby movie, Dee? 37 00:02:01,090 --> 00:02:03,592 No, actually, Mac, it's about being left in an alley with a mugger 38 00:02:03,676 --> 00:02:05,886 because my chickenshit brother and his friends ditched me. 39 00:02:05,970 --> 00:02:08,014 - You ditched your sister? - Absolutely. 40 00:02:08,097 --> 00:02:09,682 - With a mugger. - The guy had a knife. 41 00:02:09,765 --> 00:02:12,310 - Of course we did. - What were we supposed to do? 42 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:14,729 If I was there, I would have used my Frankie Fast Hands technique. 43 00:02:14,812 --> 00:02:17,690 Dad, technique don't mean shit out on the streets. Guys have knives. 44 00:02:17,773 --> 00:02:20,443 Yeah. You see in boxing, there are rules. On the streets, we ain't got no rules. 45 00:02:20,526 --> 00:02:22,445 Ain't no rules out on the streets. 46 00:02:22,528 --> 00:02:24,071 You guys got no rules on the streets, you. 47 00:02:24,155 --> 00:02:26,782 Oh, please. Will you stop talking about the streets, 48 00:02:26,866 --> 00:02:29,577 you three jackasses, like you've been there? 49 00:02:29,660 --> 00:02:32,580 I mean, any underground street fight in Philadelphia, 50 00:02:32,663 --> 00:02:35,916 - you'd find tons of technique. Believe me. - You think you could teach me? 51 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,836 In a month I'll have you kicking all their asses. 52 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:40,338 Right. See you then. 53 00:02:40,421 --> 00:02:42,381 Dennis, I have an idea. 54 00:02:48,846 --> 00:02:51,015 - Well, this is awesome. - Yeah. This is amazing. 55 00:02:51,098 --> 00:02:52,850 There's blood everywhere. It's beautiful. 56 00:02:52,933 --> 00:02:55,728 Yeah, and we were totally right. These guys don't have any technique. 57 00:02:55,811 --> 00:02:57,396 They just get all cranked up like a bunch of animals 58 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:59,231 and beat the Christ out of each other. 59 00:02:59,315 --> 00:03:00,650 Look at all this money being thrown around. 60 00:03:00,733 --> 00:03:02,360 - Dude, we gotta get in on this. - Oh, yeah. 61 00:03:03,653 --> 00:03:05,363 You know, really, I think it's about who can take 62 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:06,530 - the biggest beating. - Yeah. 63 00:03:06,614 --> 00:03:09,283 Get up! 64 00:03:09,367 --> 00:03:10,951 You know who can take a really good beating? 65 00:03:11,035 --> 00:03:12,453 - Charlie. - Charlie. 66 00:03:15,373 --> 00:03:17,375 Here she is, the old gym. 67 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:19,251 Smell that? 68 00:03:19,335 --> 00:03:22,046 - That's the smell of hard work. - And feet. 69 00:03:22,129 --> 00:03:26,217 That's the smell of big dreams. The smell of glory. 70 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:29,553 - It smells like feet. - And feet. Does smell like feet. 71 00:03:29,637 --> 00:03:32,056 - Frank? - Oh, shit. 72 00:03:32,139 --> 00:03:34,100 Frankie Fast Hands! 73 00:03:35,351 --> 00:03:38,020 Holy crap. I knew it was you. I haven't seen you in years. 74 00:03:38,104 --> 00:03:41,232 Hey, Frankie, it's me. Bobby Thunderson. 75 00:03:41,315 --> 00:03:43,401 - Yes. Yes. Yes, Bobby. - Look at you! 76 00:03:44,443 --> 00:03:46,237 You really let yourself go. 77 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,698 Oh, are you trying to get back into fighting form? 78 00:03:48,781 --> 00:03:52,326 No, I'm actually, uh, teaching my daughter some self-defense. 79 00:03:52,410 --> 00:03:55,329 Holy…Holy shit, man. I'm training my daughter too. 80 00:03:55,413 --> 00:03:58,749 Hey, what do you know? Hey, look at her. Look at her over there. 81 00:03:58,833 --> 00:04:01,877 Look, look, look. Oh! 82 00:04:01,961 --> 00:04:04,171 Amazing. Hey, she's pretty too, huh? 83 00:04:04,255 --> 00:04:06,924 Like her old man, huh? 84 00:04:07,008 --> 00:04:08,843 - Well, it's really nice seeing you, Bob. - Yeah. 85 00:04:08,926 --> 00:04:11,429 Hey, don't listen to everything this guy tells you. 86 00:04:11,512 --> 00:04:13,723 You don't wanna get knocked out in the first round. 87 00:04:13,806 --> 00:04:16,309 Oh, my God, that's an annoying sound he makes. 88 00:04:16,392 --> 00:04:18,269 - Asshole. - Yeah, asshole. 89 00:04:18,352 --> 00:04:21,814 Okay, don't listen to anything he says. He's a real creep. 90 00:04:21,897 --> 00:04:24,317 All right, now. Here, we're gonna start weight training. 91 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:27,069 First things first, squats. 92 00:04:29,071 --> 00:04:31,574 Okay. That's it. 93 00:04:31,657 --> 00:04:33,576 Uh, that looks really heavy. 94 00:04:33,659 --> 00:04:36,495 Look. This is not gonna be a half-assed workout. 95 00:04:36,579 --> 00:04:38,539 We gotta really get into it. It's gonna hurt. 96 00:04:38,622 --> 00:04:39,707 Yeah, but I can't lift that. 97 00:04:39,790 --> 00:04:42,460 Just position yourself under the bar and listen to me. 98 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:43,628 All right. Here's what you're gonna do. 99 00:04:43,711 --> 00:04:45,755 You're gonna take all the weight on your neck. 100 00:04:45,838 --> 00:04:50,468 Then you're going to jam your legs down and hyperextend your ankles 101 00:04:50,551 --> 00:04:53,721 and then shoot back up and lock your knees in place. 102 00:04:54,764 --> 00:04:57,224 Not one of those things sounds right to me at all. 103 00:04:57,308 --> 00:04:59,727 Look. You wanna fight like a man? 104 00:04:59,810 --> 00:05:03,731 You gotta train like a man. Now, come on. Give me a squat. 105 00:05:03,814 --> 00:05:06,359 - Ready. Go! Go. - Oh, my God! 106 00:05:06,442 --> 00:05:08,194 - Keep it up. Keep it up. - Daddy, I can't. 107 00:05:08,277 --> 00:05:10,279 - It's…I can't. - Keep it up. Keep it up. 108 00:05:12,865 --> 00:05:16,035 At least I got the one. Right? 109 00:05:16,118 --> 00:05:17,912 Yeah. Get out, get out, get out. 110 00:05:21,374 --> 00:05:23,084 We got a lot of work to do. 111 00:05:23,167 --> 00:05:25,044 Good, good. 112 00:05:25,127 --> 00:05:27,171 - Ah! - Mmm-hmm. 113 00:05:27,254 --> 00:05:30,800 What are we doing? 114 00:05:30,883 --> 00:05:32,760 Charlie, you're, like, the toughest guy we know. 115 00:05:32,843 --> 00:05:35,388 - Yeah? - So nobody can kick your ass, right? 116 00:05:35,471 --> 00:05:36,722 - Practically invincible. - Yeah. 117 00:05:36,806 --> 00:05:38,307 Yeah, what's your point though? 118 00:05:38,391 --> 00:05:40,810 Well, so here's what's gonna happen, pal. 119 00:05:40,893 --> 00:05:43,562 Dennis and I are gonna train you 120 00:05:43,646 --> 00:05:45,898 to be an underground street fighter. 121 00:05:45,982 --> 00:05:48,150 What? That is brilliant. 122 00:05:48,234 --> 00:05:50,653 - Yeah, it is. - Okay, what's the first step? 123 00:05:50,736 --> 00:05:52,363 Well, first step is getting that shirt off. 124 00:05:52,446 --> 00:05:53,572 Yeah, let's go ahead and get that shirt off. 125 00:05:53,656 --> 00:05:55,157 Why would I do that? 126 00:05:55,241 --> 00:05:56,325 That shirt's just going to weigh you down. 127 00:05:56,409 --> 00:05:58,411 Yeah, and Rocky never wears a shirt when he trains 128 00:05:58,494 --> 00:06:01,247 so let's just go ahead and rip that bad boy off. 129 00:06:01,330 --> 00:06:03,291 I think I'm gonna wear it. 130 00:06:03,374 --> 00:06:05,751 That's ridiculous. You can't train and wear a shirt, dude. 131 00:06:05,835 --> 00:06:08,087 Now it's becoming this whole big thing. 132 00:06:08,170 --> 00:06:09,714 - It feels a little gay. - It's not gay, Charlie. 133 00:06:09,797 --> 00:06:11,007 - Just take your shirt off. - It's not gay. 134 00:06:11,090 --> 00:06:15,094 Why can't I just get, like, all excited and passionately rip it off in the moment? 135 00:06:15,177 --> 00:06:17,054 Why can't you just take your shirt off for us? 136 00:06:17,138 --> 00:06:18,931 - Just drop it for now. - It's not that big of a deal. 137 00:06:19,015 --> 00:06:21,100 All right, all right. Uh, maybe you should punch something. 138 00:06:21,183 --> 00:06:23,060 - There you go. - Yeah, you should punch something. 139 00:06:23,144 --> 00:06:25,563 Let's see. Why don't you punch this board? 140 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:27,690 Okay. Hold it steady for me. 141 00:06:27,773 --> 00:06:28,899 Watch your eyes. 142 00:06:28,983 --> 00:06:30,568 All right, come on. 143 00:06:32,111 --> 00:06:34,822 Oh, that's… 144 00:06:34,905 --> 00:06:36,741 - That looks like it stings. - Oh, my God. 145 00:06:36,824 --> 00:06:38,784 - What's that made out of? - It's a board, 146 00:06:38,868 --> 00:06:40,119 so it's, you know, made out of wood. 147 00:06:40,202 --> 00:06:42,538 - It's, like, particle board. - It's, like, harder than wood, dude. 148 00:06:42,621 --> 00:06:44,332 - No. - It's actually softer than wood. 149 00:06:44,415 --> 00:06:46,584 - Yeah, it's a lot softer than wood. - Petrified wood. 150 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:47,835 What happened, man? I thought you were… 151 00:06:47,918 --> 00:06:49,253 I don't know, I guess I wasn't drunk enough. 152 00:06:49,337 --> 00:06:50,838 Oh, yeah. You should probably be really drunk for this. 153 00:06:50,921 --> 00:06:52,214 Well, we should all be drunk for this. 154 00:06:52,298 --> 00:06:53,382 - Let's get really drunk. - All right. 155 00:06:53,466 --> 00:06:55,134 Yeah. You know what? I'll get some beers. 156 00:06:55,217 --> 00:06:56,719 - Come with me. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 157 00:06:56,802 --> 00:06:58,095 Let him…let him go. 158 00:07:03,976 --> 00:07:05,394 - Mmm. - I don't know what happened. 159 00:07:05,478 --> 00:07:09,023 - Mmm. Mmm. - Mmm. 160 00:07:11,525 --> 00:07:14,862 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Deandra, we've been at this for days now. 161 00:07:14,945 --> 00:07:17,031 It's like you have no motor skills. 162 00:07:17,114 --> 00:07:21,160 Just grab that bar and jerk it down behind your neck. 163 00:07:21,243 --> 00:07:23,621 Hey! How's the chip off the old block doin'? 164 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:25,039 Bobby, not now, okay? 165 00:07:25,122 --> 00:07:27,625 Hey, your old man ever tell you how we fought back in '61? 166 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:30,044 They billed it as, "Beauty Versus the Beast." 167 00:07:30,127 --> 00:07:33,130 Wasn't much of a fight. First-round knockout. 168 00:07:33,214 --> 00:07:34,590 - He went down like a… - Wait, wait, wait. 169 00:07:34,674 --> 00:07:37,635 Hold on a second. What's goin' on with you, Thunderson? 170 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:39,553 What, are you trying to humiliate me? 171 00:07:39,637 --> 00:07:42,431 Uh, I think you did that to yourself 40 years ago. 172 00:07:42,515 --> 00:07:45,059 You know damn well you hit me after the bell. 173 00:07:45,142 --> 00:07:46,686 - That was a cheap shot. - What are you… 174 00:07:46,769 --> 00:07:48,437 you know, excuses are like assholes. 175 00:07:48,521 --> 00:07:50,398 Everybody's got one, and they all stink. 176 00:07:50,481 --> 00:07:51,565 Oh, yeah? You wanna go at it right now? 177 00:07:51,649 --> 00:07:53,442 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - You wanna settle this now? 178 00:07:53,526 --> 00:07:55,569 Let's do it right here. Let's settle this 179 00:07:55,653 --> 00:07:56,779 - son of a bitch right here. - Hey, hey! 180 00:07:56,862 --> 00:07:59,991 Take it easy here. Come on. Jesus. Show a little class, will you? 181 00:08:00,074 --> 00:08:02,952 Geez. Look, I'm an old man. I don't fight no more. 182 00:08:03,035 --> 00:08:04,996 I let my daughter do my fighting for me. 183 00:08:05,079 --> 00:08:07,832 And maybe in a couple years, when this little graham cracker 184 00:08:07,915 --> 00:08:10,835 might have the stuff to compete, maybe we'll see. 185 00:08:10,918 --> 00:08:13,671 Wait. You know what, asshole? Why don't you go to hell? 186 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:14,880 - Dee, stay out of this. - No. 187 00:08:14,964 --> 00:08:17,550 This guy has been all over us since we walked into this place. 188 00:08:17,633 --> 00:08:20,344 I tell you what, jerk. Why don't you take your big mouth 189 00:08:20,428 --> 00:08:21,679 and go someplace else with it? 190 00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:22,847 Listen, little buttercup, 191 00:08:22,930 --> 00:08:24,140 I'm just bustin' your old man's balls. 192 00:08:24,223 --> 00:08:26,267 You don't have to get your panties in an uproar. 193 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:27,685 - Oh, my God. - Are you standing there? 194 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:29,395 Come on, move. 195 00:08:29,478 --> 00:08:31,063 That guy is such an asshole. 196 00:08:31,147 --> 00:08:32,606 Don't blame it on him. 197 00:08:32,690 --> 00:08:34,191 You're not makin' any progress. 198 00:08:34,275 --> 00:08:35,818 I'm goin' to get the jump rope. 199 00:08:39,363 --> 00:08:42,742 - Men are such pricks. - Oh, tell me about it. 200 00:08:42,825 --> 00:08:45,369 I bet you're real tired of them pushing you around. 201 00:08:45,453 --> 00:08:47,246 Oh, God, you have no idea. 202 00:08:48,247 --> 00:08:49,790 If only there was a way that you could be 203 00:08:49,874 --> 00:08:52,918 physically tough enough to intimidate men. 204 00:08:54,712 --> 00:08:55,838 I'm sorry. Do I know you? 205 00:08:55,921 --> 00:08:59,967 Let's just say I provide a much-needed service around this place. 206 00:09:00,051 --> 00:09:03,638 Step into the shadows and, uh, we'll talk. 207 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:07,516 Yeah? 208 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,851 Mac and Dennis, dude. Open the door. 209 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:13,939 - What? - It's Mac and Dennis. Open the door. 210 00:09:14,023 --> 00:09:15,566 Open the door, bro. 211 00:09:15,650 --> 00:09:17,860 All right, guys. Hang on a second. It's like, uh… 212 00:09:18,944 --> 00:09:20,279 it's like 11:00 in the morning here. 213 00:09:20,363 --> 00:09:22,406 - We don't care. Open the door. - Surprise, bitch. 214 00:09:25,576 --> 00:09:27,620 - You're hittin' me with that? - Charlie, let's be honest. 215 00:09:27,703 --> 00:09:28,996 Punching boards isn't your thing. 216 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:31,666 - But that's okay. - Yes, that's okay, because for you 217 00:09:31,749 --> 00:09:33,834 it's not gonna be about inflicting punishment 218 00:09:33,918 --> 00:09:35,461 it's gonna be about having punishment 219 00:09:35,544 --> 00:09:36,629 - inflicted upon you. - Yes. 220 00:09:36,712 --> 00:09:37,838 We need to smash things 221 00:09:37,922 --> 00:09:39,006 - all over your body. - Yes! 222 00:09:39,090 --> 00:09:40,174 - No. - Yes. 223 00:09:40,257 --> 00:09:42,760 Charlie, we need to build up your tolerance to beatings. 224 00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:44,053 - Hence the smashing. - Yeah. 225 00:09:44,136 --> 00:09:45,680 We used a trash can, but Dennis wanted to use a chair. 226 00:09:45,763 --> 00:09:47,431 - I think he's ready for a chair. - That's way too excessive at this point. 227 00:09:47,515 --> 00:09:49,684 - That guy's ready for a chair. - No, he's not ready for a chair. 228 00:09:49,767 --> 00:09:52,061 - I'm tellin' you, he's ready. - Hey! Hey! Guys! 229 00:09:52,144 --> 00:09:54,063 I can handle a chair. Go get a chair. 230 00:09:54,146 --> 00:09:55,815 See what you're doing to him? You're getting him all worked up. 231 00:09:55,898 --> 00:09:57,733 - Hey, He's the toughest guy we know. - Yes, he is, but he… 232 00:09:57,817 --> 00:09:58,901 The guy can handle a chair. 233 00:09:58,985 --> 00:10:02,446 Hey, Mac! Get a chair, smash it on my back. 234 00:10:02,530 --> 00:10:04,240 That's the right attitude. He's got the right attitude. 235 00:10:05,616 --> 00:10:08,995 I'll tell you what. Charlie, go put on those little short-shorts. 236 00:10:09,078 --> 00:10:10,579 - Let's take things to the next level. - Yeah. 237 00:10:10,663 --> 00:10:12,707 But first things first, let's get good and drunk. 238 00:10:12,790 --> 00:10:14,166 - Let's get drunk. - Yeah! 239 00:10:16,335 --> 00:10:17,962 - Whoa! - Whoo! 240 00:10:19,714 --> 00:10:21,424 Drink this. Drink this. 241 00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:28,556 Now, just to be clear, these aren't steroids, right? 242 00:10:28,639 --> 00:10:30,683 No, no, no, no. Of course not. 243 00:10:30,766 --> 00:10:33,436 These are performance-enhancing supplements. 244 00:10:33,519 --> 00:10:36,355 Okay, so how long before I start to notice something? 245 00:10:36,439 --> 00:10:37,523 This is the good stuff. 246 00:10:37,606 --> 00:10:39,233 You'll feel it almost immediately. 247 00:10:39,317 --> 00:10:40,693 But I should warn you, 248 00:10:40,776 --> 00:10:42,778 you may experience some mood swings, 249 00:10:42,862 --> 00:10:44,739 some irrational thinking here and there, 250 00:10:44,822 --> 00:10:47,325 but it is nothing compared to the long-term effects. 251 00:10:47,408 --> 00:10:48,492 Which are what? 252 00:10:48,576 --> 00:10:50,077 You ever punched a guy so hard in the eye 253 00:10:50,161 --> 00:10:51,287 he swallowed it? 254 00:10:52,538 --> 00:10:54,123 I'll get some water. 255 00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:56,834 - How do you feel, man? You drunk? - Yeah. I'm pretty wasted. 256 00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:58,461 Great. All right. So what do we smash first? 257 00:10:58,544 --> 00:10:59,712 I wanna smash a crate on his… 258 00:10:59,795 --> 00:11:02,381 - Yeah, a crate on his back. - Why don't you punch me? 259 00:11:02,465 --> 00:11:03,966 - Punch you? Punch you? - What? 260 00:11:04,050 --> 00:11:06,260 I'm probably gonna get punched a lot in the tournament, right? 261 00:11:06,344 --> 00:11:07,511 - Yeah. All right. - Okay, that's a good point. 262 00:11:07,595 --> 00:11:09,430 - Yeah, let's punch him. - All right, so let's pop that shirt off, 263 00:11:09,513 --> 00:11:11,182 - and we'll start punching. - Oh, my God. Really? 264 00:11:11,265 --> 00:11:13,601 - Yeah, man. - Every time I'm gonna take it off… 265 00:11:13,684 --> 00:11:16,479 Oh, this is gonna be so much better with your shirt off, dude. 266 00:11:16,562 --> 00:11:18,105 - Come on. Why can't you just take it off? - Just take it off. 267 00:11:18,189 --> 00:11:20,608 - You're ruining the moment. - What is with you and the moment? 268 00:11:20,691 --> 00:11:21,817 Oh, you know what? Forget it. Forget it. 269 00:11:21,901 --> 00:11:23,736 - Who do you want to punch you first? - I don't care. 270 00:11:29,116 --> 00:11:31,661 - That was good. - Well, you caught me off guard. 271 00:11:31,744 --> 00:11:34,538 That was a big part of it. 272 00:11:34,622 --> 00:11:36,332 - That was the same spot. - Yeah. 273 00:11:36,415 --> 00:11:37,500 The same exact spot. 274 00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:38,960 Charlie, if we keep this up, you're gonna be 275 00:11:39,043 --> 00:11:41,045 the best underground street fighter ever, bro. 276 00:11:44,090 --> 00:11:45,716 - Okay. Okay, Deandra. - Just 10 more minutes. 277 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:46,968 No, no. That's it. Dee, that's… 278 00:11:47,051 --> 00:11:48,302 No, I love it. I need more of it. 279 00:11:48,386 --> 00:11:51,180 - No, it's…Deandra, enough. Enough. - Need more of it. 280 00:11:51,263 --> 00:11:54,266 Come on, what the hell has gotten into you the last couple of days? 281 00:11:54,350 --> 00:11:55,601 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 282 00:11:55,685 --> 00:11:58,020 You think I can't do this by myself? You think I'm on something? 283 00:11:58,104 --> 00:11:59,480 - "On something"? - Yeah. 284 00:11:59,563 --> 00:12:02,692 - I never said you were on something. - Then don't. Don't start. 285 00:12:02,775 --> 00:12:05,444 Hey, now we're talkin' here. She's a killer. 286 00:12:05,528 --> 00:12:07,071 You're goddamn right I'm a killer. 287 00:12:07,154 --> 00:12:09,532 You look like a Holocaust victim in pageant makeup. 288 00:12:09,615 --> 00:12:11,742 - I will eat your babies, bitch. - Bring it! 289 00:12:11,826 --> 00:12:13,119 Nobody's eating anybody's babies. 290 00:12:13,202 --> 00:12:14,787 Hey, you lookin' to spar, little girl? 291 00:12:14,870 --> 00:12:17,248 - No. No fight. She's not ready. - Oh, I'm ready. 292 00:12:17,331 --> 00:12:19,583 - No, no, you're not ready. - I'm ready! Let me eat her babies. 293 00:12:19,667 --> 00:12:22,211 - What about next Friday, huh? - Yeah. How's Friday? 294 00:12:22,295 --> 00:12:24,171 - You're crazy. - How's Friday to you? 295 00:12:24,255 --> 00:12:26,090 Oh, what's the matter, "Frankie Fat Hands"? 296 00:12:26,173 --> 00:12:27,591 You're afraid she's gonna get knocked out 297 00:12:27,675 --> 00:12:28,759 - just like you did? - Hey! 298 00:12:28,843 --> 00:12:30,344 - Get this lion off of me here. - No! 299 00:12:30,428 --> 00:12:33,431 No! You stop it. This is my fight. Do you understand me? 300 00:12:33,514 --> 00:12:34,598 I'm sick of men getting in my way. 301 00:12:34,682 --> 00:12:36,267 This is my fight. You hear me? 302 00:12:36,350 --> 00:12:37,601 You hear what I'm saying? 303 00:12:37,685 --> 00:12:39,395 Maybe we should leave these two alone, huh? 304 00:12:39,478 --> 00:12:41,605 Okay. We'll see you next Friday, huh? 305 00:12:41,689 --> 00:12:44,692 "Beauty Versus the Beast II." 306 00:12:44,775 --> 00:12:47,361 Come on, Brianna. Here we go. 307 00:12:47,445 --> 00:12:49,864 - You're not ready for this fight. - Oh, I have an idea, Dad. 308 00:12:49,947 --> 00:12:53,701 Why don't you shut your fat little monkey face and hold the bag? 309 00:12:55,161 --> 00:12:57,288 I'm gonna paralyze this bitch. 310 00:13:01,459 --> 00:13:03,794 Try to be best 'cause you're only a man 311 00:13:03,878 --> 00:13:06,130 And a man's got to learn to take it 312 00:13:06,213 --> 00:13:08,883 Try to believe though the going gets rough 313 00:13:08,966 --> 00:13:11,510 That you gotta hang tough to make it 314 00:13:11,594 --> 00:13:13,804 History repeats itself 315 00:13:13,888 --> 00:13:16,474 Try and you succeed 316 00:13:16,557 --> 00:13:18,768 Never doubt that you're the one 317 00:13:18,851 --> 00:13:21,228 And you can have your dream 318 00:13:21,312 --> 00:13:24,148 You're the best around 319 00:13:24,231 --> 00:13:26,525 Nothing's gonna ever keep you down 320 00:13:26,609 --> 00:13:29,320 You're the best around 321 00:13:29,403 --> 00:13:31,530 And nothing's gonna ever keep you down 322 00:13:31,614 --> 00:13:33,991 You're the best around 323 00:13:34,075 --> 00:13:38,537 Nothing's gonna ever keep you down 324 00:13:38,621 --> 00:13:40,289 Down 325 00:13:42,416 --> 00:13:44,460 Fight till the end 'cause your life will depend 326 00:13:44,543 --> 00:13:46,921 On the strength that you have inside you 327 00:13:47,004 --> 00:13:49,590 Oh, gotta be proud standin' out on the cloud 328 00:13:49,674 --> 00:13:52,176 When the odds in the game defy you 329 00:13:52,259 --> 00:13:54,720 Try your best to win them all 330 00:13:54,804 --> 00:13:57,098 And one day time will tell 331 00:13:57,181 --> 00:14:00,017 When you're the one that's standing there 332 00:14:00,101 --> 00:14:02,269 You've reached the final bell 333 00:14:02,353 --> 00:14:04,981 You're the best around 334 00:14:05,064 --> 00:14:07,358 Nothing's gonna ever keep you down 335 00:14:07,441 --> 00:14:10,111 You're the best around 336 00:14:10,194 --> 00:14:12,363 Nothing's gonna ever keep you down 337 00:14:12,446 --> 00:14:15,241 You're the best around 338 00:14:15,324 --> 00:14:19,537 Nothing's gonna ever keep you down 339 00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:21,163 Down 340 00:14:21,247 --> 00:14:23,165 Whoa, whoa, oh 341 00:14:23,249 --> 00:14:25,835 You're the best around 342 00:14:25,918 --> 00:14:28,170 Nothing's gonna ever keep you down 343 00:14:28,254 --> 00:14:30,464 You're the best around 344 00:14:30,548 --> 00:14:33,134 Nothing's gonna ever keep you down 345 00:14:33,217 --> 00:14:36,012 You're the best around 346 00:14:36,095 --> 00:14:38,472 Nothing's gonna ever keep you down 347 00:14:38,556 --> 00:14:41,267 Yes, Dad, I know the fight is in a few hours, all right? 348 00:14:41,350 --> 00:14:44,020 I'm trying to find my goddamn headband. Is that okay? 349 00:14:44,103 --> 00:14:47,106 Is it okay with you if I find my headband before I come down there? 350 00:14:47,189 --> 00:14:49,358 Is that all right with you, Dad? Jesus! 351 00:14:49,442 --> 00:14:51,277 Why didn't we get the orange one like I said? 352 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:54,322 This one might as well be goddamn camouflaged! 353 00:14:54,405 --> 00:14:57,408 Oh, good. Are you happy now? 354 00:14:57,491 --> 00:14:59,744 I just punched a hole in my wall! 355 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,752 Are you sure you're okay, dude? 356 00:15:07,835 --> 00:15:09,587 No, I'm not. 357 00:15:09,670 --> 00:15:11,339 I start thinking, you know, and it makes… 358 00:15:11,422 --> 00:15:15,092 It makes me so angry. 359 00:15:20,097 --> 00:15:21,432 What am I saying? 360 00:15:22,558 --> 00:15:23,643 Okay. 361 00:15:24,727 --> 00:15:26,812 We're gonna go. We're gonna go sign you up for the fight. 362 00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:29,148 - Yes! - And you stay here and eat your eggs. 363 00:15:29,231 --> 00:15:31,692 Have the…have…make sure you eat some of the sandwich. 364 00:15:31,776 --> 00:15:33,527 Yeah, you can just meet us down there, all right? 365 00:15:33,611 --> 00:15:35,196 - Can you meet us later? - Yeah. 366 00:15:35,279 --> 00:15:38,449 Meet you later? Can I meet you later? 367 00:15:38,532 --> 00:15:39,617 Are you gonna meet us down there? 368 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,202 Yes, I'm gonna meet you there later! 369 00:15:41,285 --> 00:15:43,120 All right. 370 00:15:55,716 --> 00:15:58,386 All right, sign here, here and here. 371 00:15:58,469 --> 00:16:00,346 And what is this? 372 00:16:00,429 --> 00:16:02,098 These are waiver forms 373 00:16:02,181 --> 00:16:04,767 in case your fighter is seriously injured or killed. 374 00:16:04,850 --> 00:16:07,228 Oh, we don't care about that. Sign away. 375 00:16:07,311 --> 00:16:09,814 - What's the, uh, fighter's name? - Clown Baby. 376 00:16:09,897 --> 00:16:12,692 - Clown Ba…Clown Baby? - Yeah. 377 00:16:12,775 --> 00:16:17,196 - You mean like a baby clown? - Not a baby clown. A clown ba… 378 00:16:17,279 --> 00:16:19,532 It's like a baby… it's like a clown that is a baby. 379 00:16:19,615 --> 00:16:21,242 I said cl…Clown baby. 380 00:16:21,325 --> 00:16:23,160 Mmm-mmm. You said baby clown. 381 00:16:23,244 --> 00:16:25,413 - I don't even care. - Yep. 382 00:16:25,496 --> 00:16:28,082 "Clown Baby"? What in the hell kind of a name is Clown Baby? 383 00:16:28,165 --> 00:16:31,043 Bro, it's perfect. Nobody's gonna bet on a guy named Clown Baby. 384 00:16:31,127 --> 00:16:32,503 He's gonna be a huge underdog. 385 00:16:33,796 --> 00:16:36,340 Which means we stand to make even more money off him. 386 00:16:36,424 --> 00:16:37,508 - Exactly. - Oh, that's brilliant. 387 00:16:37,591 --> 00:16:39,552 Hey, pal, 500 bucks on Clown Baby. 388 00:16:39,635 --> 00:16:41,971 Oh, Dennis. $500? That's all we got, dude. 389 00:16:42,054 --> 00:16:44,765 You saw Charlie. We turned that kid into an animal. 390 00:16:50,062 --> 00:16:52,857 Oh, yeah? Call me a Holocaust victim? Say you're prettier than me? 391 00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:54,608 Okay, maybe that part might be a little bit true. 392 00:16:54,692 --> 00:16:57,778 We'll see how pretty you are as soon as I punch a hole in your goddamn… 393 00:16:57,862 --> 00:16:58,946 Wha… 394 00:17:00,031 --> 00:17:01,532 Where the… 395 00:17:01,615 --> 00:17:03,367 Who took my shit? 396 00:17:04,827 --> 00:17:06,203 8I might have had some. 397 00:17:07,455 --> 00:17:09,332 What did you just say, you little bitch? 398 00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:13,878 I might have had some of your pills or whatever. 399 00:17:18,507 --> 00:17:19,884 Oh, yeah? 400 00:17:20,926 --> 00:17:24,221 I am gonna punch a hole through your face. 401 00:17:24,305 --> 00:17:26,682 I'd like to see you try that. 402 00:17:26,766 --> 00:17:28,059 Yeah? 403 00:17:35,524 --> 00:17:37,860 - Ooh, you're gonna die! - Oh, I am going to rip your face off… 404 00:17:37,943 --> 00:17:39,528 - You're gonna die! - Make a shirt out of it… 405 00:17:39,612 --> 00:17:41,864 - You're gonna die! - …and I'm gonna wear it. 406 00:17:41,947 --> 00:17:44,158 I'm gonna take one second to take my shirt off, 407 00:17:44,241 --> 00:17:47,244 and then you're gonna die! 408 00:17:50,998 --> 00:17:53,167 What the… hey, listen, lady. 409 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,920 You wanna beat up on your little boyfriend, you go do it somewhere else. 410 00:17:56,003 --> 00:17:58,089 Watch the car. 411 00:18:10,017 --> 00:18:12,269 - Dude, where the hell is your fighter? - He'll be here. 412 00:18:12,353 --> 00:18:14,146 - He'll be here? When? - Yes! Soon! 413 00:18:14,230 --> 00:18:16,774 Okay, you have five minutes to put a fighter in that ring. 414 00:18:16,857 --> 00:18:17,984 Okay. 415 00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:20,111 Just got off the phone with Charlie. 416 00:18:20,194 --> 00:18:21,988 - Well, where is he? - He's in jail with Dee. 417 00:18:22,071 --> 00:18:23,280 - What? - Yeah, apparently 418 00:18:23,364 --> 00:18:24,865 they got all hopped up on amphetamines or something 419 00:18:24,949 --> 00:18:26,701 and beat the shit out of some guy in front of the bar. 420 00:18:26,784 --> 00:18:29,203 - Amphetamines? - Yeah, like, steroids or something. 421 00:18:29,286 --> 00:18:31,038 - I don't know. - Damn it, Charlie. 422 00:18:31,122 --> 00:18:32,373 Look at the dude he was supposed to fight. 423 00:18:32,456 --> 00:18:33,541 - I know! I know! - He's the scrawniest… 424 00:18:33,624 --> 00:18:34,709 Charlie would have killed that guy. 425 00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:35,876 We're gonna miss out on all this money. 426 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,503 - Anybody could kick that guy's ass. - I know. 427 00:18:37,586 --> 00:18:39,463 Come on. You could kick… 428 00:18:39,547 --> 00:18:41,424 you could kick that guy's ass. 429 00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:43,718 You think? 430 00:18:43,801 --> 00:18:44,969 Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. 431 00:18:45,052 --> 00:18:46,762 Oh, you're, like, the second toughest guy I know. 432 00:18:46,846 --> 00:18:48,139 I did bash Charlie good a couple times. 433 00:18:48,222 --> 00:18:49,557 - You almost hurt him once. - With the bottle, you mean? 434 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,058 - Yeah, and that's next to impossible. - That was good. 435 00:18:51,142 --> 00:18:53,894 - You're…You're good. - I am good. Yeah. 436 00:18:55,646 --> 00:18:58,816 Tell you what. Um… why don't you go stretch out? 437 00:18:58,899 --> 00:19:02,695 I'll talk to the bookie and let him know that Clown Baby… 438 00:19:02,778 --> 00:19:04,071 has arrived. 439 00:19:05,406 --> 00:19:07,783 - Let's do it. - All right. 440 00:19:07,867 --> 00:19:09,910 God damn it. 441 00:19:09,994 --> 00:19:12,246 - Frankie, what's the deal? - She got arrested. 442 00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:14,040 Ah! I knew that skinny bitch would chicken out. 443 00:19:14,123 --> 00:19:15,374 So we'll never get the fight. 444 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,084 That's a shame. That's a shame, Frankie. 445 00:19:17,168 --> 00:19:18,753 Lots of unanswered questions, huh? 446 00:19:18,836 --> 00:19:21,047 You want your fight? You got your fight. 447 00:19:21,130 --> 00:19:22,632 You and me, right now. 448 00:19:22,715 --> 00:19:23,799 - Well, I…no. - Right now. 449 00:19:23,883 --> 00:19:25,760 What? Daddy, you can beat him. Come on. 450 00:19:25,843 --> 00:19:27,178 - And you're next. - It'll be just like the old days. 451 00:19:27,261 --> 00:19:28,346 I will kill you. 452 00:19:28,429 --> 00:19:30,556 - I will knock your nose off your face. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 453 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:31,724 Hey, you ain't gonna knock… 454 00:19:31,807 --> 00:19:33,476 you wanna knock something, you knock it off of me, pal. 455 00:19:33,559 --> 00:19:35,353 - That's right. - All right, you got a fight. 456 00:19:35,436 --> 00:19:37,063 Greg, get my gloves. 457 00:19:37,146 --> 00:19:38,731 - I'm sorry, bro. - Yeah, well, sorry's not 458 00:19:38,814 --> 00:19:39,899 gonna get our money back. 459 00:19:39,982 --> 00:19:41,275 He was so fast, you know. 460 00:19:41,359 --> 00:19:42,735 You know, you should have moved around a little more 461 00:19:42,818 --> 00:19:43,986 and tired him out. Now we have nothing. 462 00:19:44,070 --> 00:19:45,154 I don't know what to say, dude. 463 00:19:45,237 --> 00:19:46,489 - I gave it my best. - Yeah. You know what? 464 00:19:46,572 --> 00:19:47,865 Your best wasn't good enough. 465 00:19:47,948 --> 00:19:50,534 - Aw, not you again. - Hey, you have the time? 466 00:19:50,618 --> 00:19:52,036 Look, man, we don't have any money, all right? 467 00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:53,746 - We just lost it all. - Empty your pockets. 468 00:19:53,829 --> 00:19:54,914 Hey, meth-head. 469 00:19:54,997 --> 00:19:56,999 Are you listening to me? We don't have any money. 470 00:19:57,083 --> 00:19:59,043 Do it, or I will kill you both. 471 00:19:59,126 --> 00:20:01,879 Okay, here you go. Look. Empty. 472 00:20:01,963 --> 00:20:03,255 - Now you. - I don't have anything. 473 00:20:03,339 --> 00:20:04,966 - Do it. - I don't have… 474 00:20:05,049 --> 00:20:06,717 - Just empty your pockets. - No. I'm not emptying 'em. 475 00:20:06,801 --> 00:20:08,636 - I'm not even gonna…no. - Just empty your pockets. I don't feel 476 00:20:08,719 --> 00:20:10,262 - like standing in this alley all night. - No. It's a matter of principle, man. 477 00:20:10,346 --> 00:20:11,430 - A matter of principle? - Yes. 478 00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:12,932 - I don't feel like standing in an alley… - This is bullshit, dude. 479 00:20:13,015 --> 00:20:15,393 - …with a meth-head. - I'm gonna stab you, man! 480 00:20:15,476 --> 00:20:17,853 - For the love of God, empty your pockets. - Okay. 481 00:20:24,151 --> 00:20:25,778 - What the hell is that? - Give it to me. 482 00:20:25,861 --> 00:20:27,405 You give us a second. 483 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,076 Where did you get that money? 484 00:20:33,911 --> 00:20:35,621 I had to change the bet a little. 485 00:20:36,872 --> 00:20:38,124 - You bet against me? - I bet against you. 486 00:20:38,207 --> 00:20:40,584 - Why would you bet against me? - Well, it was the right move. 487 00:20:40,668 --> 00:20:42,128 I mean, you got your ass kicked. 488 00:20:43,212 --> 00:20:44,297 Why wouldn't you tell me? 489 00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:46,716 I could've taken a dive. I wouldn't have had to get my ass kicked. 490 00:20:46,799 --> 00:20:48,592 Mac, it had to look real. 491 00:20:50,928 --> 00:20:52,430 Were you gonna tell me eventually? 492 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,058 - Yes. - Yeah? 493 00:20:57,226 --> 00:20:59,270 - I was going to tell you eventually. - Yeah? 494 00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,649 You know what? Stab this son of a bitch. 495 00:21:03,733 --> 00:21:05,359 Oh, wait a second. Oh, come on, Mac. 496 00:21:05,443 --> 00:21:06,569 Don't be like that, man. 497 00:21:06,652 --> 00:21:07,987 You would have done the same thing, man. 498 00:21:08,070 --> 00:21:09,905 Come on, don't act like a baby. 499 00:21:11,407 --> 00:21:13,534 Please don't stab me. 500 00:21:13,617 --> 00:21:16,704 Bash this ugly jerk's face in, Daddy. 501 00:21:16,787 --> 00:21:18,289 Your last chance to chicken out. 502 00:21:18,372 --> 00:21:19,874 That ain't gonna happen, Bobby. 503 00:21:19,957 --> 00:21:22,168 I've been waiting for this for a long time. 504 00:21:22,251 --> 00:21:23,502 All right, Frankie. 505 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:25,546 Seeing that we're a couple of old men here, 506 00:21:25,630 --> 00:21:27,632 I think we should lay down some ground rules. 507 00:21:27,715 --> 00:21:30,384 Now. Number one… 508 00:21:55,660 --> 00:21:58,079 Holy shit!