1 00:00:01,748 --> 00:00:03,709 You accidentally burn down a building, 2 00:00:03,792 --> 00:00:06,295 and you get 120 hours of community service? 3 00:00:06,378 --> 00:00:07,796 Now this says that I gotta work with kids. 4 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:09,214 - Yeah, me too. - I don't like kids. 5 00:00:09,298 --> 00:00:11,466 - I don't wanna work with 'em. - I don't have time for this. 6 00:00:11,550 --> 00:00:15,012 Yeah, I have 248 hours of, uh… 7 00:00:15,095 --> 00:00:16,180 Interstate. 8 00:00:16,263 --> 00:00:19,224 Inter…Interstate. 9 00:00:19,308 --> 00:00:21,018 Sanitation. Jesus Christ! 10 00:00:21,101 --> 00:00:22,352 What is that…what is that 11 00:00:22,436 --> 00:00:23,979 That's the guys with the orange vests who pick up trash. 12 00:00:24,062 --> 00:00:27,608 Oh, my God! And then what is this about the AA? 13 00:00:27,691 --> 00:00:29,610 Alcoholics Anonymous. 14 00:00:29,693 --> 00:00:30,944 For six… 15 00:00:31,028 --> 00:00:32,696 - Oh, my God. - Months! 16 00:00:32,779 --> 00:00:34,990 - That is so unfair! - What do you expect, Charlie? 17 00:00:35,073 --> 00:00:36,867 Why would you tell the judge you were drunk? 18 00:00:36,950 --> 00:00:38,827 - 'Cause I was drunk, Dee. - But why would you say that? 19 00:00:38,911 --> 00:00:40,329 I thought that would get me off the hook. 20 00:00:40,412 --> 00:00:42,206 That was dumb, wasn't it? 21 00:00:42,289 --> 00:00:44,500 You know, I would rather pay a huge fine than have to give back 22 00:00:44,583 --> 00:00:46,668 - to the community. - Holy shit! Look at this bill! 23 00:00:46,752 --> 00:00:48,587 What? 24 00:00:48,670 --> 00:00:51,381 Those mimosas were like eight bucks a pop, Charlie. 25 00:00:51,465 --> 00:00:53,175 - Are you serious? - Well, you had like seven of 'em. 26 00:00:53,258 --> 00:00:55,511 - Uh-oh. - Bro, I'm not paying for your mimosas. 27 00:00:55,594 --> 00:00:56,678 No way! I didn't bring enough money for those. 28 00:00:56,762 --> 00:00:59,765 I don't have enough money. 29 00:00:59,848 --> 00:01:02,768 You don't have any money? What are you…are you serious? 30 00:01:04,853 --> 00:01:06,355 Ah! Ah! 31 00:01:42,099 --> 00:01:43,183 Good. Good. Good. 32 00:01:43,267 --> 00:01:44,351 Go ahead. Go ahead. 33 00:01:51,191 --> 00:01:52,860 I know what it is. 34 00:01:52,943 --> 00:01:54,236 We can't go back. 35 00:02:01,577 --> 00:02:03,745 I fold. Deal me out. 36 00:02:03,829 --> 00:02:06,165 Hey. Hey, gang, what's the action? 37 00:02:06,248 --> 00:02:07,457 What's going on here? 38 00:02:07,541 --> 00:02:10,836 Asians love gambling. 39 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:12,004 You know these guys? 40 00:02:12,087 --> 00:02:13,922 - Yeah. From 'Nam. - You were in Vietnam? 41 00:02:14,006 --> 00:02:15,257 Don't get excited, Mac, all right? 42 00:02:15,340 --> 00:02:17,718 He was in Vietnam 10 years ago on a business trip. 43 00:02:17,801 --> 00:02:18,886 Beautiful country. 44 00:02:18,969 --> 00:02:20,721 Dad, please get these guys out of here. 45 00:02:20,804 --> 00:02:22,931 - They're really weird and scary-looking. - Yeah. 46 00:02:23,015 --> 00:02:24,516 Hey, I own half this bar, too. 47 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,059 Well, you know what. You can't just come in here 48 00:02:26,143 --> 00:02:27,769 and start running our lives like this. It's not fair. 49 00:02:27,853 --> 00:02:29,521 Wanna bet? 50 00:02:29,605 --> 00:02:31,940 - What? - Would you like to bet on it? 51 00:02:32,024 --> 00:02:33,734 On what? Whether or not it's fair? 52 00:02:33,817 --> 00:02:36,069 - Sure. Bet on whatever. - Oh, man. 53 00:02:36,153 --> 00:02:37,779 You know what? This is exactly why I don't wanna work with him. 54 00:02:37,863 --> 00:02:38,947 - You know what I mean? - Yes. 55 00:02:39,031 --> 00:02:41,033 Because you start doing crazy shit like this all the time 56 00:02:41,116 --> 00:02:42,409 and making crazy bets about absolutely 57 00:02:42,492 --> 00:02:43,577 nothing at all, Dad. 58 00:02:43,660 --> 00:02:45,454 You know what? If you don't go, 59 00:02:45,537 --> 00:02:46,705 me and Mac and Charlie, we're gonna sell 60 00:02:46,788 --> 00:02:47,873 our portion of the bar. 61 00:02:47,956 --> 00:02:49,041 - No, we're not. - No, that's not happening. 62 00:02:49,124 --> 00:02:50,876 Just back me up on this. 63 00:02:50,959 --> 00:02:53,337 - No, I can't really back you up. - Why can't you just back me up on this? 64 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:54,505 I need this job… 65 00:02:55,881 --> 00:02:57,341 You guys… 66 00:03:05,265 --> 00:03:07,226 - Screw this. I'm out of here. - Wow. That just blew my mind. 67 00:03:07,309 --> 00:03:08,519 That was incredible. 68 00:03:11,563 --> 00:03:14,274 So today's speaker is David, 69 00:03:14,358 --> 00:03:16,860 for those of you who are new to the program. 70 00:03:16,944 --> 00:03:18,820 I know a number of you have heard David's story before. 71 00:03:18,904 --> 00:03:21,657 But a few of you haven't. I'm sure you'll find David's story… 72 00:03:21,740 --> 00:03:23,075 Has a lot of relevance to your situation. 73 00:03:24,618 --> 00:03:28,247 Uh, anyway, I'm gonna go ahead and… 74 00:03:28,330 --> 00:03:30,082 we have a late arrival here. 75 00:03:30,165 --> 00:03:33,502 Hi. Do you want to introduce yourself? 76 00:03:33,585 --> 00:03:35,504 - Me? - Mm-hmm. 77 00:03:35,587 --> 00:03:38,090 Oh. I'm Charlie. 78 00:03:38,173 --> 00:03:39,758 Hi, Charlie. 79 00:03:39,842 --> 00:03:41,134 Here. Have a seat down front. 80 00:03:41,218 --> 00:03:42,553 Oh. No. Okay. 81 00:03:42,636 --> 00:03:45,806 I knew this would happen. I'm not an alcoholic, actually. 82 00:03:45,889 --> 00:03:48,267 Yeah, I'm only here 'cause I got a little drunk, 83 00:03:48,350 --> 00:03:50,686 and I threw a flaming bag of feces into a building 84 00:03:50,769 --> 00:03:52,312 and I kind of burnt it down a little bit. 85 00:03:52,396 --> 00:03:54,940 You know? But I wasn't trying to burn it down. 86 00:03:55,023 --> 00:03:56,942 I was trying to make the place smell real bad 87 00:03:57,025 --> 00:03:58,944 and get rid of this guy. 88 00:03:59,027 --> 00:04:00,779 So… 89 00:04:00,863 --> 00:04:02,406 this guy knows what I'm talking about. 90 00:04:02,489 --> 00:04:04,867 Look, uh, Charlie, the first step to recovery 91 00:04:04,950 --> 00:04:07,286 is simply admitting that you have a problem. 92 00:04:07,369 --> 00:04:08,787 I'm not an alcoholic, so it's cool. 93 00:04:08,871 --> 00:04:11,373 He was drinking a beer when he came in. 94 00:04:11,456 --> 00:04:14,209 Oh, my…dude! Oh, dude, how are you gonna… 95 00:04:14,293 --> 00:04:17,129 really? 96 00:04:17,212 --> 00:04:20,007 I thought you were cool, man, like… 97 00:04:20,090 --> 00:04:21,884 Sorry, I'm not gonna sell my piece of the bar. 98 00:04:21,967 --> 00:04:23,802 - You're being such a dick about this. - I'm being a dick about this? 99 00:04:23,886 --> 00:04:25,345 What do you want me to do, Dennis, get another job? 100 00:04:25,429 --> 00:04:28,515 Well, try to think where I'm coming from in all this. 101 00:04:28,599 --> 00:04:29,683 - I'm coming from a selfish place? - Just shut your mouth. 102 00:04:29,766 --> 00:04:30,851 - You're the one… - Just shut your mouth. 103 00:04:30,934 --> 00:04:32,227 Can I help you? 104 00:04:32,311 --> 00:04:35,731 Yeah, we are here as part of our community service. 105 00:04:35,814 --> 00:04:38,442 Always a bunch of clowns. 106 00:04:38,525 --> 00:04:39,610 Excuse me? 107 00:04:39,693 --> 00:04:43,989 All right. We need volunteers for our Sunday basketball league. 108 00:04:44,072 --> 00:04:46,283 You're gonna be coaching the teams. 109 00:04:46,366 --> 00:04:49,203 I got two positions left, so I'm gonna have to put 110 00:04:49,286 --> 00:04:50,412 two of you together. 111 00:04:50,496 --> 00:04:52,039 Great. Dennis and I will coach a team. 112 00:04:55,334 --> 00:04:57,544 I think I'd rather split you two up. 113 00:05:02,382 --> 00:05:05,636 Charlie. Hi. 114 00:05:05,719 --> 00:05:07,763 Hey. Wow. 115 00:05:07,846 --> 00:05:09,973 I didn't know you were in AA. 116 00:05:10,057 --> 00:05:11,141 Yeah. 117 00:05:11,225 --> 00:05:13,060 Where were you sitting? 118 00:05:13,143 --> 00:05:16,563 I, um, kind of slumped down in my seat when I heard your name 119 00:05:16,647 --> 00:05:17,731 so you wouldn't see me. 120 00:05:17,814 --> 00:05:20,067 Right. 121 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:21,944 Listen. I didn't realize you were an alcoholic. 122 00:05:22,027 --> 00:05:25,280 It actually explains a lot of your past behavior. 123 00:05:25,364 --> 00:05:26,740 Check this out. I'm not an alcoholic. 124 00:05:26,823 --> 00:05:29,284 See, I have to be here 'cause the court… 125 00:05:29,368 --> 00:05:30,494 - Okay. - I threw this flaming bag of feces… 126 00:05:30,577 --> 00:05:32,871 Okay, okay, okay. You don't have to give me explanations. 127 00:05:32,955 --> 00:05:34,581 I understand. 128 00:05:34,665 --> 00:05:36,625 I've maybe been a little too judgmental of you. 129 00:05:36,708 --> 00:05:41,129 I mean, I know what it feels like to have alcohol run your life. 130 00:05:41,213 --> 00:05:43,382 - Doesn't run my life. - And I… 131 00:05:43,465 --> 00:05:45,092 I want to maybe help you. 132 00:05:47,094 --> 00:05:49,221 Are you saying you want to go out on a date with me? 133 00:05:49,304 --> 00:05:51,348 - No. No, Charlie. - No? 134 00:05:51,431 --> 00:05:53,684 I don't…I never want to go out on a date with you. 135 00:05:53,767 --> 00:05:55,310 Great. 136 00:05:55,394 --> 00:06:00,023 What I'm saying is maybe I could be your sponsor. 137 00:06:01,608 --> 00:06:03,443 - But you can't ever hit on me. - No. 138 00:06:03,527 --> 00:06:04,611 Because that's never gonna happen. 139 00:06:04,695 --> 00:06:07,197 - Yeah, I heard. You said that. - Okay. 140 00:06:07,281 --> 00:06:08,699 So, sponsor. That's cool, yeah. 141 00:06:08,782 --> 00:06:09,992 Okay. Okay. 142 00:06:10,075 --> 00:06:11,869 Well, I wrote down my phone number. 143 00:06:11,952 --> 00:06:13,412 - Wow. - Please. 144 00:06:13,495 --> 00:06:14,580 Please, Charlie. 145 00:06:14,663 --> 00:06:16,165 Please don't make me regret giving this to you. 146 00:06:16,248 --> 00:06:17,708 No, absolute… 147 00:06:17,791 --> 00:06:18,876 absolutely not. 148 00:06:18,959 --> 00:06:23,088 No, this'll be a platonic sponsor-sponsoree kind of a thing. 149 00:06:23,172 --> 00:06:25,257 Great. 150 00:06:25,340 --> 00:06:29,845 Oh. No shit! I was so close. 151 00:06:31,388 --> 00:06:32,931 All right, kids, kids. 152 00:06:33,015 --> 00:06:36,435 Uh, why don't you line up on this free throw line over here? 153 00:06:39,521 --> 00:06:43,609 All righty. Uh, you, 154 00:06:43,692 --> 00:06:48,071 you, you, you and you, 155 00:06:48,155 --> 00:06:49,448 come over here. 156 00:06:52,868 --> 00:06:56,163 All right. Now the rest of you kids can go with those two losers right there. 157 00:06:56,246 --> 00:06:58,832 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell's goin' on over here? 158 00:06:58,916 --> 00:07:00,000 Pickin' my team. 159 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:03,420 No. No, you can't… you can't take all… 160 00:07:03,504 --> 00:07:04,922 - I can't pick the… - You can't pick all… 161 00:07:05,005 --> 00:07:06,089 What should I not pick? 162 00:07:06,173 --> 00:07:07,591 You know exactly what you've done, sir. 163 00:07:07,674 --> 00:07:08,759 Okay, everybody back. 164 00:07:08,842 --> 00:07:10,302 Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's my team! 165 00:07:10,385 --> 00:07:11,470 No, we're startin' over. 166 00:07:11,553 --> 00:07:13,055 All right. Fine. But I pick first. 167 00:07:13,138 --> 00:07:14,389 Fine. 168 00:07:14,473 --> 00:07:16,141 - You. - You. 169 00:07:16,225 --> 00:07:17,309 Uh, you. 170 00:07:17,392 --> 00:07:19,853 - You. - You. 171 00:07:19,937 --> 00:07:22,940 Hey! Ho! What's goin' on over here? 172 00:07:23,023 --> 00:07:24,441 Pickin' teams, Sir. 173 00:07:24,525 --> 00:07:26,151 The teams are already picked. 174 00:07:26,235 --> 00:07:29,071 You two have the Ducks, and you have the Wildcats. 175 00:07:29,154 --> 00:07:32,241 Ducks. 176 00:07:32,324 --> 00:07:33,992 Are you kidding me? 177 00:07:34,076 --> 00:07:37,454 Are…you guys are the Wildcats? 178 00:07:37,538 --> 00:07:39,832 Jesus Chri… 179 00:07:39,915 --> 00:07:42,251 Is anyone absent? 180 00:07:42,334 --> 00:07:43,794 Anyone tall? 181 00:07:43,877 --> 00:07:45,587 What are those, flip-flops? 182 00:07:48,423 --> 00:07:51,969 Jesus, kid. Did you not wear shoes? 183 00:07:52,052 --> 00:07:54,847 You don't know? Did anyone else not bring shoes? 184 00:07:58,016 --> 00:07:59,101 All right, kids. Everybody take a knee. 185 00:07:59,184 --> 00:08:01,311 Go ahead and kneel. 186 00:08:01,395 --> 00:08:04,565 Apparently there is some confusion as to who is the head coach here. 187 00:08:04,648 --> 00:08:07,025 Yeah, it could be a guy who's never participated 188 00:08:07,109 --> 00:08:08,986 in any kind of sporting event ever. 189 00:08:09,069 --> 00:08:12,281 Yeah, or it could be a girl. That's enough said, right? 190 00:08:12,364 --> 00:08:14,449 Mac and I are gonna play a quick game to 21. 191 00:08:14,533 --> 00:08:16,702 And the winner will be head coach. 192 00:08:16,785 --> 00:08:17,870 You guys might want to pay attention, 193 00:08:17,953 --> 00:08:19,538 'cause you'll probably learn a thing or two watching us. 194 00:08:19,621 --> 00:08:24,084 Absolutely. Try to remember what she does wrong. 195 00:08:24,168 --> 00:08:25,669 That's the first thing. 196 00:08:29,298 --> 00:08:30,799 Terrible. Take a lap. 197 00:08:33,677 --> 00:08:35,762 God awful. Get goin'. 198 00:08:39,725 --> 00:08:41,310 Oh, that's a great shot, Chris. Come here. 199 00:08:41,393 --> 00:08:43,520 You're gonna be the saving grace of the team, you know that? 200 00:08:43,604 --> 00:08:46,315 Everybody try to be a little bit more like Chris. 201 00:08:49,902 --> 00:08:51,111 What the hell is that? 202 00:08:51,195 --> 00:08:52,613 I don't know. 203 00:08:52,696 --> 00:08:54,364 It's diet. 204 00:08:54,448 --> 00:08:56,074 Oh. 205 00:08:56,158 --> 00:08:58,285 Do I look like I need to be on a diet? 206 00:08:59,369 --> 00:09:01,497 I don't know. 207 00:09:01,580 --> 00:09:03,874 Terrible. Take a lap. 208 00:09:10,297 --> 00:09:12,883 This one? Gonna get it this time? 209 00:09:15,302 --> 00:09:17,596 See, kids, that's 18-0. 210 00:09:17,679 --> 00:09:20,307 Fundamentals don't mean shit if you got no strength. 211 00:09:20,390 --> 00:09:22,726 - My knee hurts. - We're almost done. 212 00:09:22,809 --> 00:09:25,229 Oh, God. 213 00:09:25,312 --> 00:09:27,356 You son of a bitch. 214 00:09:35,822 --> 00:09:39,117 So this is your place? Wow! 215 00:09:39,201 --> 00:09:40,577 You know, it actually looks a lot like my apartment… 216 00:09:40,661 --> 00:09:42,788 - Don't sit on my bed. - No. No. Wasn't gonna. 217 00:09:42,871 --> 00:09:45,415 That's a good bed though. That's a beautiful bed. 218 00:09:45,499 --> 00:09:47,125 Nice and soft. 219 00:09:47,209 --> 00:09:51,380 Charlie, are you here to try to have sex with me? 220 00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:54,675 I can't believe you could ask me a question like that 221 00:09:54,758 --> 00:09:57,636 in my time of need. 222 00:09:57,719 --> 00:09:59,930 - I'm sorry. - That's okay. 223 00:10:00,013 --> 00:10:02,015 We…we got a history, and you're suspicious. 224 00:10:02,099 --> 00:10:04,476 I get that. We got a crazy history, you and me. 225 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:05,686 Oh, well. 226 00:10:05,769 --> 00:10:07,229 You know, maybe I'll just… 227 00:10:07,312 --> 00:10:09,273 maybe I'll just get a little comfortable, 228 00:10:09,356 --> 00:10:11,942 and I won't talk, and you can just kinda… 229 00:10:12,025 --> 00:10:13,110 Just watch your feet on the… 230 00:10:13,193 --> 00:10:16,154 You know, tell me about… I'll take my shoes off. 231 00:10:16,238 --> 00:10:18,574 No. Just don't take your shoes off. 232 00:10:18,657 --> 00:10:21,076 I'm really more comfortable if I take my shoes off. 233 00:10:21,159 --> 00:10:23,370 - Charlie. - So tell me about you. 234 00:10:23,453 --> 00:10:25,539 What kind of music are you into? 235 00:10:25,622 --> 00:10:27,791 What's your favorite color? 236 00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:29,209 You ever… you ever owned a dog? 237 00:10:29,293 --> 00:10:30,377 Do you want a dog? 238 00:10:32,254 --> 00:10:34,965 This thing is cozy. 239 00:10:35,048 --> 00:10:36,842 Just ice it and it will go down. 240 00:10:36,925 --> 00:10:38,177 I know what you do to it! 241 00:10:38,260 --> 00:10:39,469 Hey, what's the action? 242 00:10:39,553 --> 00:10:41,555 Oh, Jesus Christ! Are you gonna keep saying that? 243 00:10:41,638 --> 00:10:42,723 Is that like your catchphrase now? 244 00:10:42,806 --> 00:10:44,641 Dad, can you please get me some ice? 245 00:10:44,725 --> 00:10:46,310 What happened to your eye? 246 00:10:46,393 --> 00:10:47,978 Well, Mac plays basketball with his elbows. 247 00:10:48,061 --> 00:10:49,229 That's what happened. 248 00:10:49,313 --> 00:10:50,731 Youse were all playin' basketball? 249 00:10:50,814 --> 00:10:52,858 Yeah. It's a part of our community service. 250 00:10:52,941 --> 00:10:56,904 Gotta coach kids as part of our, uh, sentence. 251 00:10:56,987 --> 00:10:59,239 Like two teams playin' against each other? 252 00:10:59,323 --> 00:11:01,617 Yeah, that's generally how basketball is played. 253 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:04,077 Basketball, huh? Here. 254 00:11:05,746 --> 00:11:08,373 And go! Very nice. 255 00:11:08,457 --> 00:11:11,752 Lot of tight footwork. That's it. Very good. 256 00:11:11,835 --> 00:11:13,504 Chris, doin' really good. You got some good moves. 257 00:11:13,587 --> 00:11:16,173 Dad, what the hell are you doing here? 258 00:11:16,256 --> 00:11:18,509 Oh, well, I just came because you were late. 259 00:11:18,592 --> 00:11:20,761 I volunteered. Hey, do some ball work. 260 00:11:20,844 --> 00:11:22,346 Why are you doing this to me? 261 00:11:22,429 --> 00:11:24,389 I figured maybe you and I could do a little 262 00:11:24,473 --> 00:11:25,766 father-son bonding. 263 00:11:25,849 --> 00:11:26,934 Bonding? I don't wanna bond with you. 264 00:11:27,017 --> 00:11:28,393 Go back to bonding with Charlie. 265 00:11:28,477 --> 00:11:30,187 - Charlie's with a girl. - What girl? 266 00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:31,522 You know, the waitress girl. 267 00:11:31,605 --> 00:11:32,940 The waitress hates Charlie. 268 00:11:33,023 --> 00:11:34,107 How do you know that? 269 00:11:34,191 --> 00:11:37,069 Because he's obsessed with her and won't leave her alone. 270 00:11:37,152 --> 00:11:38,529 Quite frankly, I don't see what all the fuss is about. 271 00:11:38,612 --> 00:11:40,531 I banged her. I don't get it. 272 00:11:40,614 --> 00:11:43,909 Dennis, you shouldn't be sleeping with your friends' girlfriends. 273 00:11:43,992 --> 00:11:45,077 What, are you handing down life lessons? 274 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:46,703 Get the hell outta here! Get off my court! 275 00:11:46,787 --> 00:11:48,163 - What? Your court? - Yeah. 276 00:11:48,247 --> 00:11:50,082 Wanna shoot for it? Free throws? 277 00:11:50,165 --> 00:11:52,125 - Shoot for what? - Throw me the ball. 278 00:11:52,209 --> 00:11:56,296 All right. Well, best out of three gets to be the coach. 279 00:11:56,380 --> 00:11:58,423 Dad, you don't wanna shoot me for it, because you'll lose. 280 00:11:58,507 --> 00:11:59,842 You wanna bet? 281 00:11:59,925 --> 00:12:01,927 Okay, kids, keys to the game. 282 00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:03,428 Elbows. Knees. 283 00:12:03,512 --> 00:12:05,389 Say it with me once. Ready? 284 00:12:05,472 --> 00:12:07,015 Elbows. Knees. 285 00:12:07,099 --> 00:12:08,392 Excellent. Excellent work. 286 00:12:08,475 --> 00:12:11,436 Now you're gonna want to utilize both of those 287 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:12,688 over the course of the season, okay? 288 00:12:12,771 --> 00:12:15,524 Because the referees in this league aren't gonna call 'em. 289 00:12:15,607 --> 00:12:19,069 But they might, which is why you have to be very careful. 290 00:12:19,152 --> 00:12:22,531 Fouls can lose a game for even the most dominant of teams. 291 00:12:22,614 --> 00:12:25,450 Yeah, kids, could you excuse the assistant coach and I 292 00:12:25,534 --> 00:12:27,661 for a second? 293 00:12:27,744 --> 00:12:29,997 We'll be back. 294 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,916 Don't you ever contradict me in front of my team like that. 295 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,960 These kids need to know who their coach is. 296 00:12:35,043 --> 00:12:36,837 Well, I can see how they might be confused. 297 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,172 Are those combat boots? 298 00:12:38,255 --> 00:12:40,841 Don't get all high and mighty because you got a pantsuit, all right. 299 00:12:40,924 --> 00:12:42,676 You look like Big Bird! 300 00:12:42,759 --> 00:12:46,221 I got the season schedule right here. 301 00:12:46,305 --> 00:12:48,348 - Get back! I can handle this. - I have to see. 302 00:12:48,432 --> 00:12:50,309 What's up? 303 00:12:50,392 --> 00:12:51,476 Why are you here? 304 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:52,644 I'm coaching Dennis's team. 305 00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,521 - Not coaching my team. - You lost fair and square. 306 00:12:54,605 --> 00:12:56,064 Don't give a shit. You're not coaching my team. 307 00:12:56,148 --> 00:12:58,233 Oh, it is on! We play you guys first! 308 00:12:58,317 --> 00:12:59,943 We are gonna school your sorry-ass team! 309 00:13:00,027 --> 00:13:01,111 Wanna make it interesting? 310 00:13:01,195 --> 00:13:03,238 - Dad, you don't wanna do that, okay? - Our kids are terrible. 311 00:13:03,322 --> 00:13:04,781 That's what a bad coach would say. 312 00:13:04,865 --> 00:13:06,158 A hundred bucks says we win. 313 00:13:06,241 --> 00:13:08,202 You're on. I'm gonna coach the shit out of this team. 314 00:13:08,285 --> 00:13:10,370 - Well, assistant coach. - Let's make it 200. 315 00:13:10,454 --> 00:13:11,622 How about five, bitch? 316 00:13:11,705 --> 00:13:12,789 What are you doing? 317 00:13:12,873 --> 00:13:14,583 You scared? You wanna quit? You can back out. 318 00:13:14,666 --> 00:13:16,877 'Cause I can coach this team better than you or Dennis or Dad… 319 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,338 Or any other goddamn man any day of the week. 320 00:13:19,421 --> 00:13:22,591 Whoo! Whoo! That's it! Gambling! 321 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:29,848 Oh, I can't tell you how great I'm feeling. 322 00:13:29,932 --> 00:13:33,101 I haven't been this healthy in, like, a crazy long time. 323 00:13:33,185 --> 00:13:34,770 It's having amazing effects on my body. 324 00:13:34,853 --> 00:13:36,855 That's probably the best thing about it. 325 00:13:36,939 --> 00:13:39,149 Yeah. Wow. 326 00:13:39,233 --> 00:13:41,193 So you can probably stop coming over here 327 00:13:41,276 --> 00:13:42,486 all the time then, huh? 328 00:13:42,569 --> 00:13:45,030 Uh, well, I don't know. 329 00:13:45,113 --> 00:13:46,198 I just don't know if that's safe. 330 00:13:46,281 --> 00:13:47,366 Yeah, I think it's safe. 331 00:13:47,449 --> 00:13:49,368 Maybe if you think it's safe, I'll consider it. 332 00:13:49,451 --> 00:13:51,537 But, whoo… 333 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:56,667 Hey, um, how's your friend Dennis? 334 00:13:57,918 --> 00:13:59,920 I just…I haven't seen him around much lately. 335 00:14:00,003 --> 00:14:02,047 What…what's he up to? 336 00:14:02,130 --> 00:14:04,883 He's, like, working at some stupid youth center thing. 337 00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:06,760 He works with kids? 338 00:14:06,844 --> 00:14:09,221 Yeah. But he has to. That's why. 339 00:14:09,304 --> 00:14:12,724 Oh, my God. That is so sweet. 340 00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:15,185 Do you think maybe we could go down and see him? 341 00:14:15,269 --> 00:14:17,312 Why don't we roll down there today? 342 00:14:17,396 --> 00:14:20,440 You know, you and me. Celebrate the three days sober. 343 00:14:20,524 --> 00:14:22,526 Great. I'll get changed. 344 00:14:22,609 --> 00:14:23,861 Great. 345 00:14:25,946 --> 00:14:27,197 So get out. 346 00:14:27,281 --> 00:14:28,490 Actually I probably need to take a shower, 347 00:14:28,574 --> 00:14:30,284 'cause I'm crazy sweaty from those. 348 00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:31,869 Charlie. 349 00:14:31,952 --> 00:14:34,288 I'm an alcoholic trying to get better, 350 00:14:34,371 --> 00:14:35,497 and I'm getting kicked out on the street. 351 00:14:35,581 --> 00:14:39,751 All right. Jesus. You can start. 352 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,587 These are wristbands, 353 00:14:41,670 --> 00:14:44,339 and these are safety pins. 354 00:14:44,423 --> 00:14:46,592 I want everybody to insert their safety pin 355 00:14:46,675 --> 00:14:48,468 into their wristband, 356 00:14:48,552 --> 00:14:50,220 sharp side out. 357 00:14:50,304 --> 00:14:52,097 All right, if you come down right on the top part 358 00:14:52,181 --> 00:14:54,308 and smash down with all your weight, 359 00:14:54,391 --> 00:14:56,643 you'll break the kid's foot in three places. 360 00:14:56,727 --> 00:14:58,729 What if I get hurt? 361 00:14:58,812 --> 00:15:00,314 That's a good question. 362 00:15:00,397 --> 00:15:01,899 Now as long as you hurt the other kid 363 00:15:01,982 --> 00:15:05,152 as bad or worse than he hurts you, 364 00:15:05,235 --> 00:15:09,031 you'll have done your job, and I'll be proud of you. 365 00:15:09,114 --> 00:15:13,118 Look how good he is with those kids. 366 00:15:13,202 --> 00:15:14,286 You like that, huh? 367 00:15:16,538 --> 00:15:20,083 Tell you what. I'll be right back. 368 00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:24,630 Okay, here we go. Lay it up. 369 00:15:24,713 --> 00:15:28,217 Shoot it up. Let's see. Whoo. Very nice. 370 00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:29,468 Okay, everybody take five. 371 00:15:29,551 --> 00:15:30,636 Chris, come on over here a minute. 372 00:15:30,719 --> 00:15:31,803 I'm gonna talk to you. 373 00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:34,473 Let's see. Go on over there. 374 00:15:34,556 --> 00:15:36,016 You go…you guys go. 375 00:15:36,099 --> 00:15:39,311 Now listen. Clearly, you're the best player on the team. 376 00:15:39,394 --> 00:15:41,730 All right? Now I wanna give you a couple lessons 377 00:15:41,813 --> 00:15:44,983 that maybe Coach Dennis hasn't covered with you. 378 00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:49,363 Lesson number one, winnin' ain't everything. 379 00:15:49,446 --> 00:15:53,367 Lesson two, do you own a bike? 380 00:15:56,411 --> 00:15:57,788 Hey. 381 00:15:57,871 --> 00:15:58,956 Dennis, hey. 382 00:15:59,039 --> 00:16:00,123 Hey. 383 00:16:00,207 --> 00:16:02,751 I haven't seen you in a while. 384 00:16:02,835 --> 00:16:05,838 You haven't come by the coffee shop. 385 00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:09,675 Uh, yeah. 386 00:16:09,758 --> 00:16:13,136 Um, so I know that it was kind of… 387 00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:14,596 it got weird after the… 388 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,474 - Right. - When we… 389 00:16:17,558 --> 00:16:19,768 Um, anyway, 390 00:16:19,852 --> 00:16:21,895 I thought maybe we could spend 391 00:16:21,979 --> 00:16:24,940 some time together again. 392 00:16:25,023 --> 00:16:28,944 Um, haven't you been spending a lot of time with Charlie lately? 393 00:16:29,027 --> 00:16:30,988 I'm helping him get sober. 394 00:16:31,071 --> 00:16:33,866 Right. Well, good. That's a good thing. 395 00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,742 - Thank you. - Yeah. 396 00:16:35,826 --> 00:16:37,244 So I don't want to get in the middle of that. 397 00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:40,247 - Oh. - So we shouldn't talk at all 398 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:43,083 while that's going on. 399 00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:45,043 Oh. 400 00:16:45,127 --> 00:16:46,795 Good. All right. I'll see you. 401 00:16:46,879 --> 00:16:49,381 What…you will see me. 402 00:16:49,464 --> 00:16:52,801 - I'll see you. - Yep, yep, yep, yep. 403 00:16:52,885 --> 00:16:55,053 Charlie, this isn't working out. 404 00:16:55,137 --> 00:16:56,221 Huh? 405 00:16:56,305 --> 00:16:57,472 I don't wanna be your sponsor anymore. 406 00:16:57,556 --> 00:17:00,100 It's starting to get in the way of my personal life. 407 00:17:00,184 --> 00:17:03,979 What are you talkin' about? 408 00:17:04,062 --> 00:17:07,191 I only offered to be your sponsor 409 00:17:07,274 --> 00:17:10,861 so I could get closer to your friend Dennis. 410 00:17:10,944 --> 00:17:13,488 What? Dennis? 411 00:17:13,572 --> 00:17:15,199 - Yeah. - Come on! 412 00:17:15,282 --> 00:17:17,701 That guy, he's like one of those cheesy… 413 00:17:17,784 --> 00:17:20,329 Oh, he's so phony. No. You know what? 414 00:17:20,412 --> 00:17:22,122 We can't do this action. You gotta… 415 00:17:22,206 --> 00:17:24,500 'cause what if I start drinking again? 416 00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:27,044 That's a risk I'm willing to take. 417 00:17:29,838 --> 00:17:31,340 I hope you guys are ready for the pain. 418 00:17:31,423 --> 00:17:34,468 Oh, we'll be bringing a little pain of our own. 419 00:17:34,551 --> 00:17:35,719 You guys are goin' down. 420 00:17:35,802 --> 00:17:37,971 We'll see. 421 00:17:38,055 --> 00:17:39,264 All right, kids, how are you feelin'? 422 00:17:39,348 --> 00:17:40,432 - Good. - Good? 423 00:17:40,516 --> 00:17:42,601 Doesn't sound good. Are you drinking the Red Bull? 424 00:17:42,684 --> 00:17:43,977 Come on. Chug 'em down. 425 00:17:44,061 --> 00:17:45,145 I feel sick. 426 00:17:45,229 --> 00:17:47,105 That's the vitamins ripping out the inside of your stomach. 427 00:17:47,189 --> 00:17:48,899 That's a good thing. Trust me. 428 00:17:48,982 --> 00:17:51,527 Flop, come here for a second. 429 00:17:54,696 --> 00:17:57,866 All right. These are for you. 430 00:17:57,950 --> 00:17:59,910 And there's a steel toe in there. 431 00:17:59,993 --> 00:18:01,411 Don't be afraid to use it. 432 00:18:01,495 --> 00:18:03,288 - Thanks, Dad. - I'm not your dad. 433 00:18:03,372 --> 00:18:05,582 All right. Let's get this show on the road. 434 00:18:05,666 --> 00:18:08,460 All right, Team Wildcats! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 435 00:18:08,544 --> 00:18:10,003 All right, boys. Now listen up. 436 00:18:10,087 --> 00:18:12,047 This week…where's Chris? 437 00:18:12,130 --> 00:18:13,715 Uh, I don't know. 438 00:18:13,799 --> 00:18:15,717 You don't know? You guys know where Chris is? 439 00:18:15,801 --> 00:18:17,511 - No. - Ah, it's no big deal. 440 00:18:17,594 --> 00:18:18,679 - We don't need him. - It is a big deal. 441 00:18:18,762 --> 00:18:20,764 We can't play without Chris. I got 500 bucks on this game. 442 00:18:20,848 --> 00:18:22,724 - Are you crazy? - Well, let's… 443 00:18:22,808 --> 00:18:23,892 Well, you know what. I gotta find him. 444 00:18:23,976 --> 00:18:25,727 - We can't play without him. - No. Wait. You can't go. 445 00:18:25,811 --> 00:18:26,895 He lives a block away. I'll be right back. 446 00:18:26,979 --> 00:18:28,730 - Dennis, where… - Dad, I'll be right back. 447 00:18:28,814 --> 00:18:29,898 All right. Come on. Let's go. 448 00:18:29,982 --> 00:18:33,318 Let's go. Get ready. Put your shoes on. 449 00:18:33,402 --> 00:18:35,779 Hey, Chris, you in there? 450 00:18:35,863 --> 00:18:37,197 Chris, come on, buddy. Let's go. 451 00:18:39,992 --> 00:18:41,076 Hey. 452 00:18:41,159 --> 00:18:42,953 What the hell are you doing? The game's about to start. 453 00:18:43,036 --> 00:18:44,746 I got a new bike. 454 00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:46,456 So ride your bike after the game. 455 00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:48,500 I'm not supposed to play. 456 00:18:48,584 --> 00:18:51,086 What do you mean, you're not supposed to play? 457 00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:54,381 You know what? I don't have to talk to you, shithead! 458 00:18:57,050 --> 00:18:58,677 You bought Chris a new bike to throw the game. 459 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,220 - The bet's off. - Whoa! 460 00:19:00,304 --> 00:19:02,347 - You can't call the bet off. - Dad's up to something. 461 00:19:02,431 --> 00:19:04,600 - I'm not up to nothing. - Hey, I'm sorry. 462 00:19:04,683 --> 00:19:06,768 Excuse me. Hey, Dennis. 463 00:19:06,852 --> 00:19:09,146 - Yeah? - Hey, um, just…I want… 464 00:19:09,229 --> 00:19:10,439 - just good luck out there. - Okay, yeah. 465 00:19:10,522 --> 00:19:11,607 What are you talking about? 466 00:19:11,690 --> 00:19:13,275 I just…I just wanted to say good luck. 467 00:19:13,358 --> 00:19:14,443 All right. Great. Thanks. 468 00:19:14,526 --> 00:19:16,069 Um, why don't you have a seat on the bleachers? 469 00:19:16,153 --> 00:19:17,237 I'm right in the middle of something here. 470 00:19:17,321 --> 00:19:19,198 Oh, no way. I'm not sitting up there. 471 00:19:19,281 --> 00:19:20,949 It's way too smoky. 472 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:33,670 You cheating piece of shit. 473 00:19:35,422 --> 00:19:37,007 Oh, let's go! 474 00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:39,843 Let's…let's play some basketball, all right? 475 00:19:39,927 --> 00:19:41,094 Charlie, what are you doing? 476 00:19:41,178 --> 00:19:43,347 I volunteered. Let's play some ball. 477 00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:44,515 - Oh, my God. - All right, you know what, man? 478 00:19:44,598 --> 00:19:45,682 I don't know what you're doing here. 479 00:19:45,766 --> 00:19:48,143 - But you gotta call this game off. - Oh, you're dead to me. 480 00:19:48,227 --> 00:19:49,853 There's a dead man speaking to me right here. 481 00:19:49,937 --> 00:19:51,438 - Oh, good. This is great. You're drunk. - I'm dead to you? 482 00:19:51,522 --> 00:19:52,898 Yeah, I am drunk. You know why? 483 00:19:52,981 --> 00:19:56,151 - I don't have a sponsor anymore! - Whatever, Charlie. 484 00:19:56,235 --> 00:19:57,486 Let's go. Let's play basketball! 485 00:19:57,569 --> 00:19:59,530 You gotta call this game off, Charlie! 486 00:19:59,613 --> 00:20:00,864 - Let's have the teams! - Let's play. 487 00:20:00,948 --> 00:20:02,908 - Let's play ball! - Let's go. 488 00:20:02,991 --> 00:20:04,076 You're not gonna get away with this, Dad. 489 00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:05,577 I haven't got a clue what you're talking about. 490 00:20:23,679 --> 00:20:26,265 Get him with the elbow! 491 00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:55,377 What the hell are you doing? 492 00:21:05,512 --> 00:21:06,805 Hey, hey. 493 00:21:09,349 --> 00:21:12,060 Right? 494 00:21:26,283 --> 00:21:27,784 All right, Charlie, that's it! 495 00:21:27,868 --> 00:21:29,244 You call this game! This game is over! 496 00:21:29,328 --> 00:21:31,079 You got a problem? Button that lip! 497 00:21:31,163 --> 00:21:33,332 Don't tell me to button my lip, Charlie! Don't you ever tell me… 498 00:21:33,415 --> 00:21:35,167 - Is that a threat? - Yeah, that's a threat! 499 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,335 You're outta here! 500 00:21:36,418 --> 00:21:38,045 - Charlie, what are you doing? - I call 'em like I see 'em. 501 00:21:38,128 --> 00:21:39,213 Come on, man. Calm down. 502 00:21:39,296 --> 00:21:40,380 - You're outta here! - Oh, my God! 503 00:21:40,464 --> 00:21:42,591 Yes! I'm head coach! 504 00:21:42,674 --> 00:21:44,468 - This is your fault, Dad! - Why is it my fault? 505 00:21:44,551 --> 00:21:47,304 - Because you fixed the game! - You fixed the game? 506 00:21:47,387 --> 00:21:48,847 What are you talking about? 507 00:21:48,931 --> 00:21:52,142 - Yes, he fixed the game! - What are you talking about? 508 00:21:52,226 --> 00:21:53,936 How do you do something like that? 509 00:21:55,395 --> 00:21:57,689 - Do you see what you've done? - Get out of here! 510 00:21:57,773 --> 00:21:59,024 You're in the showers!