1 00:00:00,707 --> 00:00:02,917 - Just give me the walkie-talkie. - All right. 2 00:00:03,334 --> 00:00:05,587 Why did you hide your will in the ceiling? 3 00:00:05,670 --> 00:00:07,589 I didn't do it, Charlie did it. 4 00:00:08,006 --> 00:00:09,591 Well, why did Charlie hide your will in the ceiling? 5 00:00:09,966 --> 00:00:13,761 Because I didn't wanna crawl around these goddamn vents. Give me my gun. 6 00:00:13,845 --> 00:00:15,847 Oh, right. Yeah! 7 00:00:16,014 --> 00:00:18,183 Dude, I don't think you should be carrying this thing anymore, man. 8 00:00:18,266 --> 00:00:19,601 I mean, it always gets you into trouble. 9 00:00:19,851 --> 00:00:21,603 Recently, it has occurred to me 10 00:00:21,853 --> 00:00:25,857 that Dennis and Deandra stand to lose a lot of money because they're not my kids. 11 00:00:25,940 --> 00:00:27,484 They're gonna rub me out. 12 00:00:27,567 --> 00:00:28,943 I feel like you're being very paranoid about this. 13 00:00:29,068 --> 00:00:31,446 If you just go to a lawyer, you can draft up a new will, no big deal. 14 00:00:31,905 --> 00:00:33,531 Don't overthink this. Trust me. 15 00:00:33,615 --> 00:00:35,408 - Give me the goddamn gun. - Here. 16 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:38,453 Now, you think you can make sense of Charlie's map? 17 00:00:38,536 --> 00:00:40,580 Because it's dark as a well digger's ass up here. 18 00:00:41,039 --> 00:00:45,084 Frank, no one understands the subtleties of Charlie's retardation better than me. 19 00:00:45,251 --> 00:00:46,753 I can guide you right to it. 20 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,714 - Then you will be handsomely rewarded. - I like that. 21 00:00:49,798 --> 00:00:51,049 Shit! 22 00:00:51,132 --> 00:00:53,551 - Seal me up! Seal me up! - That's them. Get away. 23 00:00:53,635 --> 00:00:55,804 Get in. Just get in! 24 00:00:55,970 --> 00:00:58,431 What I say is the law. I'm the boss of both of you now. 25 00:00:58,515 --> 00:00:59,808 What are you talking about, man? 26 00:00:59,933 --> 00:01:01,518 Why are you standing like that? 27 00:01:01,601 --> 00:01:03,812 'Cause I'm your big brother, dude, and I'm the boss of you. 28 00:01:03,895 --> 00:01:06,356 Where is this coming from, man? You are not our big brother. 29 00:01:06,481 --> 00:01:10,819 Yes, I am. So get me a beer, little bro, before I give you a serious noogie. 30 00:01:11,110 --> 00:01:13,404 Dude, I swear to God, if you try and give me a noogie, 31 00:01:13,488 --> 00:01:16,908 I will yank your underwear over your head so hard, your asshole will rip in half. 32 00:01:17,075 --> 00:01:18,701 Hey-oh! What's up, bitches? 33 00:01:18,785 --> 00:01:21,412 - Mac, can an asshole rip in half? - Like tissue paper. 34 00:01:22,997 --> 00:01:24,040 They behind us? 35 00:01:24,124 --> 00:01:25,250 - No! - Lock the way out! 36 00:01:25,458 --> 00:01:26,960 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell are you guys doin'? 37 00:01:27,335 --> 00:01:28,837 Whoa! 38 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,421 Okay. Okay, don't shoot, okay? Just take whatever you want. 39 00:01:30,505 --> 00:01:31,798 - Yeah, take the cash register. - Take the girl. 40 00:01:31,923 --> 00:01:32,966 What do you mean, "Take the girl"? 41 00:01:33,049 --> 00:01:34,092 Don't argue with them. Just go. 42 00:01:34,175 --> 00:01:36,219 - You better go with them. - They're not trying to take me anywhere! 43 00:01:36,302 --> 00:01:38,054 Don't try to be a hero, Dee, just do what they say! 44 00:01:38,138 --> 00:01:39,556 They're not saying anything. 45 00:01:39,639 --> 00:01:41,015 Well, what's the sense? If you keep arguing with them, 46 00:01:41,099 --> 00:01:42,100 then we're all gonna die! 47 00:01:42,392 --> 00:01:44,269 - We don't want the girl! - Then take the cash. 48 00:01:44,394 --> 00:01:47,647 - We don't want the cash! - Well, then what the hell do you want? 49 00:01:51,359 --> 00:01:53,319 We're takin' you bitches hostage. 50 00:02:27,770 --> 00:02:29,647 That's right. And we need a gassed-up boat, 51 00:02:29,731 --> 00:02:31,149 and we need 100,000 clams in a briefcase. 52 00:02:31,274 --> 00:02:32,984 And a Planet Hollywood jacket. 53 00:02:33,109 --> 00:02:34,736 A leather one. Reversible. 54 00:02:36,696 --> 00:02:38,990 And we need a reversible Planet Hollywood jacket, too. 55 00:02:39,365 --> 00:02:40,408 I can't believe this is happening. 56 00:02:40,492 --> 00:02:42,577 Taken hostage by the McPoyles. We should just bum-rush 'em. 57 00:02:42,660 --> 00:02:44,245 Hey, I'm the one making the demands here, pig! 58 00:02:44,329 --> 00:02:46,873 And if they're not met in one hour, I'm gonna kill one of the hostages! 59 00:02:48,541 --> 00:02:49,709 You hear that? 60 00:02:49,793 --> 00:02:51,628 In one hour, we're gonna have Margaret shoot one of you in the face. 61 00:02:51,961 --> 00:02:55,048 Yeah, and if any of you try to escape, we'll massacre you in a blaze of glory, 62 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:57,050 - then play with your bodies. - Especially Dennis. 63 00:02:58,843 --> 00:03:00,220 Let's secure the perimeter. 64 00:03:06,309 --> 00:03:08,603 Shit! Did you hear that? I think he means it. 65 00:03:08,686 --> 00:03:09,938 There's no way they're gonna get those demands. 66 00:03:10,021 --> 00:03:12,524 They can't get a Planet Hollywood jacket. Those places don't even exist anymore. 67 00:03:12,649 --> 00:03:15,151 They don't make those jackets. They'd have to call Stallone… 68 00:03:15,276 --> 00:03:18,738 Maybe Aykroyd. 69 00:03:18,822 --> 00:03:20,824 Shut up! We need to focus, okay? 70 00:03:20,949 --> 00:03:23,535 This is serious. We could get Stockholm Syndrome. 71 00:03:23,660 --> 00:03:25,453 Oh, my God. What is that? 72 00:03:25,537 --> 00:03:26,871 What is that? Does that start with a sore throat? 73 00:03:26,955 --> 00:03:28,081 Because I think I might be getting it. 74 00:03:28,164 --> 00:03:29,332 No, you're not getting it, Charlie. 75 00:03:29,457 --> 00:03:30,458 Oh, I'm sorry. Are you a doctor? 76 00:03:30,542 --> 00:03:32,043 I don't think you're qualified to tell me whether or not 77 00:03:32,127 --> 00:03:33,419 I'm coming down with Stockholm syndrome? 78 00:03:33,503 --> 00:03:36,047 Stockholm syndrome, it… It messes with your mind. 79 00:03:36,131 --> 00:03:38,174 You start to empathize and then you could side with your captors. 80 00:03:38,258 --> 00:03:39,926 We could turn against each other. 81 00:03:40,009 --> 00:03:42,387 Look, Dee is right. Now look, we need to watch out for each other, okay? 82 00:03:42,637 --> 00:03:44,806 The only way we're gonna get through this is if we stick together. 83 00:03:45,557 --> 00:03:47,142 Nobody has to die. 84 00:03:48,893 --> 00:03:50,478 - Somebody has to die. - Oh, yeah. 85 00:03:50,562 --> 00:03:52,230 - Doesn't have to be one of us. - No. It shouldn't be! 86 00:03:52,313 --> 00:03:54,065 Mac or Charlie, right? I mean, what do they have to live for? 87 00:03:54,149 --> 00:03:55,150 Not one thing. 88 00:03:55,233 --> 00:03:56,609 So, we need to form a pact. 89 00:03:56,693 --> 00:03:58,736 No matter what happens, you and I have to stick together. 90 00:03:58,862 --> 00:04:01,197 - You and I will form an alliance. - We'll form an alliance. 91 00:04:03,158 --> 00:04:05,160 Dennis is gonna try and have you killed. 92 00:04:06,161 --> 00:04:08,955 - I can't say that surprises me. - He's gonna sell us all down the river. 93 00:04:09,038 --> 00:04:10,623 Okay, should we kill him first? 94 00:04:10,707 --> 00:04:12,876 Look, I don't want anybody to have to die, 95 00:04:12,959 --> 00:04:15,211 but if somebody does, there's no reason it shouldn't be Dennis. 96 00:04:15,295 --> 00:04:16,713 It should be Dennis, right? He had a great life. 97 00:04:16,796 --> 00:04:17,881 Yeah. Sure. 98 00:04:17,964 --> 00:04:21,050 - He had a full, full, good ride. - Oh, a fantastic ride. 99 00:04:21,342 --> 00:04:23,511 - I had a terrible ride. - Charlie, you had the worst ride. 100 00:04:23,845 --> 00:04:26,431 - You deserve another shot at the ride. - I want a better ride. 101 00:04:26,598 --> 00:04:28,558 Oh, you ought to ride and ride. So listen. Here's what we do. 102 00:04:28,766 --> 00:04:31,060 You and I, no matter what, we gotta stick together. 103 00:04:31,352 --> 00:04:34,063 We gotta stick together. We should get to Mac, though, before Dennis does. 104 00:04:34,272 --> 00:04:36,232 - Oh, Mac will be with us. - Mac will be with us. 105 00:04:36,608 --> 00:04:38,026 Frank, Frank. Come in, Frank. 106 00:04:38,109 --> 00:04:40,487 The McPoyles have taken us hostage. They're threatening to kill all of us. 107 00:04:40,570 --> 00:04:42,864 It's too late for the guys, but there's plenty of time to save me. 108 00:04:42,947 --> 00:04:44,449 So come down here and get me out of here. 109 00:04:44,574 --> 00:04:46,034 Where the hell have you been? 110 00:04:46,117 --> 00:04:49,120 I've been looking for you for 20 minutes. I'm lost as shit up here. 111 00:04:49,871 --> 00:04:51,331 The McPoyles have taken over the bar, 112 00:04:51,414 --> 00:04:53,416 and they're threatening to kill one of us. Come save me! 113 00:04:54,209 --> 00:04:55,376 Holy crap. 114 00:04:55,460 --> 00:04:56,544 Forget about the rest of them, Frank. 115 00:04:56,628 --> 00:04:59,047 They're all gonna perish. It's just me. There's still time to save me. 116 00:04:59,172 --> 00:05:01,257 - Get down here! - Not until I get that will. 117 00:05:01,424 --> 00:05:04,010 Once that will is safe and secure, I'll come and help you. 118 00:05:04,093 --> 00:05:06,930 Will? There's plenty of time to do that. We can do that some other time, dude. 119 00:05:07,013 --> 00:05:10,642 No. This is all the more reason to get that document. 120 00:05:10,892 --> 00:05:13,228 Who the hell knows how it's gonna shake out down there? 121 00:05:13,311 --> 00:05:14,771 Everybody gather round! 122 00:05:15,146 --> 00:05:16,314 I gotta go, I'll call you back. 123 00:05:17,315 --> 00:05:19,108 Ow! Son of a… 124 00:05:20,276 --> 00:05:23,446 All right. There's absolutely no way they're gonna meet all our demands, so, 125 00:05:23,571 --> 00:05:25,824 You guys are gonna dig a hole straight through the wall to the next building. 126 00:05:25,990 --> 00:05:28,576 We're gonna go to the roof and escape by helicopter. 127 00:05:29,953 --> 00:05:30,995 Here's how it's gonna work. 128 00:05:31,079 --> 00:05:33,581 Two of you are gonna dig while two of you rest, and then you switch. 129 00:05:34,249 --> 00:05:36,960 - I volunteer to rest first. - Bullshit. You can't volunteer to rest. 130 00:05:37,085 --> 00:05:38,753 Oh, really? You can be on my team if you want, 131 00:05:38,837 --> 00:05:40,004 but my team rests first because I called it. 132 00:05:40,088 --> 00:05:41,714 All right, great then its settled. I'm on your team. 133 00:05:41,798 --> 00:05:43,007 We'll rest first. Charlie and Mac, you dig. 134 00:05:43,133 --> 00:05:44,926 You're gonna be on Dee's team? Some loyalty, bro. 135 00:05:45,009 --> 00:05:46,928 Dude, what the hell? You don't wanna be on my dig team? 136 00:05:47,011 --> 00:05:48,680 Easy, Charlie. I never said that. 137 00:05:48,763 --> 00:05:50,348 I feel like the syndrome's making you all paranoid. 138 00:05:50,431 --> 00:05:52,851 - It's making me crazy, dude. - Hold on. Oh, my God. He's burning up. 139 00:05:52,976 --> 00:05:54,352 - I'm burning up? - Sit down. You gotta sit down. 140 00:05:54,435 --> 00:05:56,521 - Oh, my God. I'm getting sick. - Guys, clearly, Charlie's comin' down 141 00:05:56,646 --> 00:05:58,106 with a nasty case of Stockholm syndrome. 142 00:05:58,189 --> 00:06:00,441 Now the last thing you guys need is a room full of sick hostages. 143 00:06:00,525 --> 00:06:02,443 So, guys, do you mind if I grab a couple of beers? 144 00:06:02,527 --> 00:06:05,363 'Cause I feel like we would be a lot more relaxed if we had some beers. 145 00:06:05,488 --> 00:06:06,698 Oh, and a cooler! Dude, get a cooler. 146 00:06:06,823 --> 00:06:07,991 - Good idea, Charlie. - To keep the beers cold. 147 00:06:08,116 --> 00:06:10,493 - Uh-uh. - Dude, what the hell? 148 00:06:10,618 --> 00:06:11,744 The cooler's gonna keep the beer cold. 149 00:06:11,828 --> 00:06:13,413 How are we gonna do that without a cooler? 150 00:06:13,496 --> 00:06:14,789 I would appreciate a cold beer so… 151 00:06:14,956 --> 00:06:17,208 We should probably all have a cold beer inside of a cooler. 152 00:06:17,292 --> 00:06:18,376 Who drinks warm beer? 153 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:21,254 - Let's take a vote. - All in favor of beer and coolers. 154 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:23,256 Great. Then it's settled. Charlie, go get a cooler. 155 00:06:23,339 --> 00:06:24,382 Don't move, Charlie! 156 00:06:24,466 --> 00:06:27,594 No beer. No cooler. Margaret, put your hand down. 157 00:06:27,677 --> 00:06:30,513 - But your sister agrees with us. - She's on our side. 158 00:06:30,597 --> 00:06:33,808 She's a deaf-mute. The only reason she raised her hand is 'cause you guys did. 159 00:06:34,058 --> 00:06:37,020 - Really? - Let's try that again, right? 160 00:06:38,104 --> 00:06:39,731 That's awesome. 161 00:06:40,023 --> 00:06:41,608 Yeah, I wonder what else we could get her to do. 162 00:06:41,691 --> 00:06:43,443 Uh, let's blink really fast. 163 00:06:43,818 --> 00:06:46,488 Oh, come on. That's awesome. 164 00:06:46,571 --> 00:06:50,867 All right! Put your hands down and stop blinking! Leave Margaret alone. 165 00:06:50,950 --> 00:06:53,536 You two, in the bathroom. You two, grab some shovel. 166 00:06:53,703 --> 00:06:55,163 Ryan, crank up the heat! 167 00:06:55,497 --> 00:06:57,248 We're gonna get this place hot and clammy… 168 00:06:58,041 --> 00:07:00,168 Just like the McPoyles like it. 169 00:07:02,670 --> 00:07:04,339 Ah, here we go. 170 00:07:05,089 --> 00:07:07,133 Charlie, what are you tryin' to tell me? 171 00:07:08,218 --> 00:07:11,095 "If here by now, 172 00:07:11,262 --> 00:07:13,723 "then bad place be. 173 00:07:14,974 --> 00:07:18,603 "Trouble time for you 174 00:07:18,937 --> 00:07:21,898 "when heat comes." 175 00:07:23,233 --> 00:07:25,860 Jesus Christ, the kid's an idiot. 176 00:07:26,194 --> 00:07:30,281 What… What? Oh, shit! 177 00:07:31,074 --> 00:07:34,202 Where was… 178 00:07:39,791 --> 00:07:42,001 Damn, man, they're really crankin' that heat, huh? 179 00:07:42,085 --> 00:07:43,378 Yeah, man, maybe that's why she dressed in that. 180 00:07:43,711 --> 00:07:45,213 Oh, of course, that's why they dress like that. 181 00:07:45,296 --> 00:07:47,882 They're gonna stay all nice and cool while we get all hot and steamy. 182 00:07:48,133 --> 00:07:49,634 Why are you covering your mouth like that? 183 00:07:49,717 --> 00:07:52,053 So she can't read my lips, dude. I don't want her reading my lips. 184 00:07:52,137 --> 00:07:53,888 - Her? She can't read lips. - You don't think? 185 00:07:54,013 --> 00:07:55,515 No way. Here, check this out. 186 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,642 Do you understand what I'm saying? No? 187 00:07:57,725 --> 00:07:59,144 Can you understand 188 00:07:59,227 --> 00:08:00,395 the words I am saying? Do you know what I am saying? 189 00:08:00,478 --> 00:08:01,604 You can't read lips, can you? 190 00:08:02,605 --> 00:08:04,149 - Right. All right, Charlie… - What was that? 191 00:08:04,274 --> 00:08:05,608 There's something I gotta talk to you about. 192 00:08:06,151 --> 00:08:07,277 I need you to help me out with this map. 193 00:08:07,402 --> 00:08:09,779 Whoa! What are you doing with my map, dude? 194 00:08:09,988 --> 00:08:13,324 Frank gave it to me. He's up in the vents. He's gonna try and retrieve his will. 195 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:15,034 You know, if I guide It to him successfully, 196 00:08:15,118 --> 00:08:16,786 he's gonna give me a very large percentage of that. 197 00:08:16,953 --> 00:08:19,122 He thinks that Dennis and Dee… What are you doing? 198 00:08:19,247 --> 00:08:20,415 It's boring. Dude, I'm getting bored over here. 199 00:08:20,498 --> 00:08:22,208 Well, you should be paying attention, Charlie, 200 00:08:22,292 --> 00:08:23,668 because this could be very good for you. 201 00:08:23,751 --> 00:08:25,879 - Come on, come on. You're losin' me. - Oh, my God. 202 00:08:26,004 --> 00:08:28,715 With Frank dead, and the will gone, Charlie gets all the money. 203 00:08:28,798 --> 00:08:30,800 - I get all the money? What money? - All the money. 204 00:08:31,176 --> 00:08:33,720 - The inheritance money. - Okay! Go! Good! Good! 205 00:08:33,803 --> 00:08:35,180 - Do you understand what's happening? - Kinda. 206 00:08:35,388 --> 00:08:36,931 Do you understand what's going on with this map? 207 00:08:37,015 --> 00:08:38,016 - Yes. - Okay! 208 00:08:38,099 --> 00:08:39,684 Now just walk me through it. We'll go through the numbers later. 209 00:08:39,809 --> 00:08:41,186 Yeah, it's a fake map. It's a decoy. 210 00:08:41,686 --> 00:08:42,812 - Really? - Yep. 211 00:08:42,896 --> 00:08:46,316 - Where's the real map? - The real map is tattooed on my body. 212 00:08:46,691 --> 00:08:49,068 - Get outta here. Where? - Right here. 213 00:08:50,904 --> 00:08:53,114 - You can't be serious. - Oh, I'm dead serious. 214 00:08:53,198 --> 00:08:55,450 - This is impossible. - It's very possible. 215 00:08:55,533 --> 00:08:57,702 - Dude, I'm not looking in your butt. - You have to, dude. 216 00:08:57,786 --> 00:08:59,662 That's the only way to find the will. 217 00:09:00,163 --> 00:09:02,707 All right, but you gotta swear not to tell anybody. 218 00:09:02,791 --> 00:09:04,000 I swear. 219 00:09:09,255 --> 00:09:11,591 - I can't see anything. - Look closer. 220 00:09:14,844 --> 00:09:16,930 - What do you see? - Nothing. 221 00:09:18,264 --> 00:09:20,266 What do you smell? 222 00:09:20,350 --> 00:09:21,434 Oh, my God! 223 00:09:22,727 --> 00:09:24,187 Really? You farted in my face? You farted in my face? 224 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:25,271 What do you think? 225 00:09:25,355 --> 00:09:27,524 Are you kidding me? Why would you do something like that? 226 00:09:27,690 --> 00:09:29,567 Why? 'Cause you stole my map, and Frank's in the vents! 227 00:09:29,692 --> 00:09:30,735 You're lying to me, we could die today, 228 00:09:30,819 --> 00:09:32,237 and I never got to fart in your face before! 229 00:09:32,362 --> 00:09:34,823 We don't have time for this, all right? Where is the real map? 230 00:09:34,906 --> 00:09:37,867 That's the real map. There's no fake map, idiot. 231 00:09:42,956 --> 00:09:44,666 - Jesus Christ! - Are you kidding me? 232 00:09:44,916 --> 00:09:48,086 - This is just unbelievable. - How could anybody like it this hot? 233 00:09:48,169 --> 00:09:50,171 - I feel woozy. - Ah, this is bullshit. 234 00:09:50,255 --> 00:09:54,134 A couple of glasses of milk… Lukewarm, skim for the lady. 235 00:09:54,342 --> 00:09:56,136 We don't want your milk, Liam. 236 00:09:56,219 --> 00:09:58,763 Then start breakin' bricks, wet nips. 237 00:09:58,847 --> 00:10:00,431 You know what? I think you're full of shit. 238 00:10:00,515 --> 00:10:02,308 - Is that right? - Yeah, That's right. 239 00:10:02,392 --> 00:10:04,602 I think I could walk out of here right now and I don't think you'd do anything. 240 00:10:04,686 --> 00:10:06,604 - 'Cause I don't think you're serious. - You don't think I'm serious? 241 00:10:06,688 --> 00:10:08,106 - No, I don't think you're serious. - Oh, you think I'm bluffin'? 242 00:10:08,189 --> 00:10:09,482 - I think you're bluffing. - You think I'm bluffing? 243 00:10:09,566 --> 00:10:12,235 - I think you're bluffing. - Then bluff this! Ryan, stab somebody! 244 00:10:19,242 --> 00:10:20,368 What have you done, man? Give me the milk. 245 00:10:20,452 --> 00:10:21,661 Showin' 'em we're not bluffing. 246 00:10:21,911 --> 00:10:24,122 No, you're supposed to stab one of them. You stab one of them! 247 00:10:24,247 --> 00:10:28,418 Oh, I gotta take care of this. Ow! 248 00:10:28,835 --> 00:10:30,879 - Holy shit. - My bad. 249 00:10:33,506 --> 00:10:34,507 Oh, my God. 250 00:10:34,591 --> 00:10:36,176 That is one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen in my life. 251 00:10:36,259 --> 00:10:37,969 I mean, that must have taken so much heart… 252 00:10:38,344 --> 00:10:40,430 You know, to stab your brother like that? 253 00:10:40,513 --> 00:10:43,516 - I mean, that is real dedication. - What? 254 00:10:43,892 --> 00:10:45,727 Whatever, okay? 255 00:10:45,810 --> 00:10:48,062 we need a real plan here, sis. The hour is coming upon us. 256 00:10:48,146 --> 00:10:50,732 Oh! Look, maybe I can corner one of them and manipulate them. 257 00:10:50,815 --> 00:10:52,859 - Get inside their head. - And have sex with them. 258 00:10:52,942 --> 00:10:54,068 Mmm-hmm. 259 00:10:54,152 --> 00:10:57,280 Have sex with them? No. I was gonna say, pit them against each other. 260 00:10:57,363 --> 00:11:00,116 - What? I know. What? Well, what did I say? - You said… 261 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,577 No. Oh, God, no. Those guys are disgusting. 262 00:11:02,869 --> 00:11:06,164 Dee, I think you're starting to show signs of Stockholm syndrome. 263 00:11:06,498 --> 00:11:07,749 No. I'm fine, all right? 264 00:11:07,832 --> 00:11:09,334 Can we just focus here, and just tell me what the plan is? 265 00:11:09,417 --> 00:11:11,377 Yeah, let's focus. Okay, here's the plan. All right, look. 266 00:11:11,461 --> 00:11:13,338 I know I can get the girl to fall in love with me. Okay? 267 00:11:13,421 --> 00:11:14,964 Now, I'm not one of the members of her family… 268 00:11:15,048 --> 00:11:16,466 I got that going against me, 269 00:11:16,549 --> 00:11:18,176 but I do have a secret weapon. 270 00:11:19,636 --> 00:11:21,179 Boom. All right? 271 00:11:21,262 --> 00:11:23,765 I just need to get alone with her and let the pecs do the talking. 272 00:11:23,973 --> 00:11:27,185 One thing'll lead to the next. She'll lead me secretly to safety. 273 00:11:30,647 --> 00:11:33,441 Mac, what's with the goddamn heat? 274 00:11:33,525 --> 00:11:36,110 I'm roastin' like a suckling pig up here. 275 00:11:36,194 --> 00:11:39,280 Oh, yeah, man. It's gettin' pretty hot up in this piece, huh? 276 00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:41,950 Must be miserable up in those vents, Frank. 277 00:11:42,242 --> 00:11:43,701 Charlie, is that you? 278 00:11:43,827 --> 00:11:45,120 Yeah, it's me. 279 00:11:45,495 --> 00:11:46,788 Hey, are you lost? 280 00:11:46,871 --> 00:11:48,790 I warned you never to go up in those vents without me. 281 00:11:49,165 --> 00:11:52,210 Uh, yeah, a little bit. Hey, Charlie, 282 00:11:53,002 --> 00:11:56,005 you think you could give the walkie-talkie over to Mac? 283 00:11:56,089 --> 00:11:57,715 I gotta talk to him privately. 284 00:11:57,882 --> 00:11:59,467 Yeah, hold on a second. 285 00:12:01,845 --> 00:12:04,931 - Yo, buddy, I'm here. - Mac, go somewhere where you're alone. 286 00:12:07,934 --> 00:12:09,269 Okay, Frank, we're alone. 287 00:12:09,936 --> 00:12:14,899 Whatever happens, make sure Charlie's the first one to die. 288 00:12:17,110 --> 00:12:18,153 What? Why? 289 00:12:18,236 --> 00:12:21,948 Because of this will business. He stands to gain the most out of it. 290 00:12:22,198 --> 00:12:24,617 - That's a very good point. - That's an excellent point. All right. 291 00:12:24,742 --> 00:12:27,454 Uh, that's a good plan, Frank. I'll get back to you in about 10. 292 00:12:27,662 --> 00:12:30,165 All right, get back to me. 10-4. 293 00:12:30,623 --> 00:12:32,876 Okay. Well, I think it's pretty clear what we should do. 294 00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:34,252 - Yeah. - Frank has to die. 295 00:12:34,335 --> 00:12:35,712 - Gotta kill frank. - Gotta kill him somehow. 296 00:12:35,795 --> 00:12:38,506 So once the McPoyles take out Dennis, Dee and Frank… 297 00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:40,633 Then you and I will split the money right down the middle. 298 00:12:40,717 --> 00:12:44,053 Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh. That's kind of a lot, don't you think? 299 00:12:44,471 --> 00:12:46,723 I'll tell you what. I'll give you 25%. 300 00:12:46,806 --> 00:12:47,807 25%? 301 00:12:47,932 --> 00:12:49,142 It's my money, dude! 302 00:12:49,309 --> 00:12:51,394 Hey, ball sacks, put those on. 303 00:12:51,561 --> 00:12:52,562 Why? 304 00:12:52,729 --> 00:12:55,607 It's too obvious who the hostages and who the captors are. 305 00:12:56,441 --> 00:12:58,151 We're gonna confuse the cops. 306 00:13:05,742 --> 00:13:07,869 All right. Your time is almost up. 307 00:13:07,952 --> 00:13:10,163 And we thought we'd spice things up with an immunity challenge. 308 00:13:10,246 --> 00:13:13,208 The team who wins will be exempt from the first round of shootings in the face. 309 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:15,960 - Oh, well, that's a great idea. - Dee, shut up. 310 00:13:16,044 --> 00:13:18,546 - What the hell is she talking about? - She's got Stockholm syndrome. 311 00:13:18,671 --> 00:13:23,301 No, I don't. No! I just think it's a good way to decide who to kill first. 312 00:13:23,384 --> 00:13:25,553 I'm tryin' to put myself in their position, you know? 313 00:13:25,637 --> 00:13:27,430 It's called compassion, dickheads. 314 00:13:27,514 --> 00:13:29,349 Maybe if you guys had a little bit of it, 315 00:13:29,432 --> 00:13:31,810 you wouldn't be in this mess in the first place, 316 00:13:31,893 --> 00:13:33,186 and then we wouldn't be standing here 317 00:13:33,311 --> 00:13:35,522 trying to figure out which one of you we have to kill. 318 00:13:35,647 --> 00:13:38,316 - But that's where we are. - So hand me that shotgun. 319 00:13:38,441 --> 00:13:40,109 'Cause I'd like to do this mess myself. 320 00:13:40,193 --> 00:13:42,362 Get on your knees, bitches! 321 00:13:42,445 --> 00:13:44,697 What are you doing? Now you're on their side? 322 00:13:44,781 --> 00:13:46,950 - You wanna be a McPoyle, trash bag? - Huh? 323 00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:49,244 Mmm! 324 00:13:49,327 --> 00:13:52,497 If you wanna be a McPoyle, you've gotta earn that the hard way. 325 00:13:52,872 --> 00:13:55,625 And you will learn that later on. But for now, the challenge is this… 326 00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:58,044 Whoever can destroy more things on the inside of this bar wins. 327 00:13:58,128 --> 00:13:59,504 And the teams have changed. 328 00:13:59,879 --> 00:14:02,549 It's now Dee and Charlie versus Mac and Dennis. 329 00:14:02,632 --> 00:14:04,843 You have one minute to plan your strategy… 330 00:14:06,386 --> 00:14:07,387 Starting now. 331 00:14:07,512 --> 00:14:09,556 Whoop. Come on. Come here, come here, come here! 332 00:14:09,681 --> 00:14:12,392 All right, I think I got a plan to get us out of this. 333 00:14:12,475 --> 00:14:14,519 But I need you to do the destroying the bar thing. Can you do that? 334 00:14:14,644 --> 00:14:15,645 No problem, I'm a great destroyer. 335 00:14:15,812 --> 00:14:17,105 Are you kidding me, dude? You're a born smasher. 336 00:14:17,188 --> 00:14:18,398 Yes! I'm a born smasher. 337 00:14:18,481 --> 00:14:19,816 All right, I'm gonna work a different angle with the girl. 338 00:14:19,899 --> 00:14:20,942 Work those pecs. 339 00:14:21,025 --> 00:14:22,652 - Yeah, exactly. - All right, dude. 340 00:14:22,735 --> 00:14:24,320 - Bump it. - All right. Dennis? 341 00:14:24,404 --> 00:14:25,655 - What? - I love you. 342 00:14:26,489 --> 00:14:27,866 Go! Go! Go! 343 00:14:28,408 --> 00:14:30,118 - Okay, okay. I got a plan actually, okay? - Okay. 344 00:14:30,201 --> 00:14:31,703 I'm gonna start by wrecking the back office. 345 00:14:31,786 --> 00:14:32,829 I don't think anyone thought of that. 346 00:14:32,912 --> 00:14:34,914 The back office? Charlie, I feel like there's a lot more stuff… 347 00:14:34,998 --> 00:14:36,791 Listen to me, okay? 348 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,418 I don't blame you for that betrayal, but you're acting nuts. 349 00:14:38,501 --> 00:14:40,587 All right, listen. I'm sorry about that whole thing… 350 00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:43,381 Shut up, okay? I'm tryin' to save your life here, Dee. 351 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:44,507 Listen, I'm gonna save your life 352 00:14:44,591 --> 00:14:46,384 by wreckin' that back office. We gotta stick together, okay? 353 00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:48,428 - You got it? - Yes, I got it, Charlie. 354 00:14:48,553 --> 00:14:50,555 Time's up, assholes. Start smashing! 355 00:14:50,763 --> 00:14:52,849 - Mmm. - Mmm. 356 00:14:53,099 --> 00:14:54,392 I love you. 357 00:15:04,152 --> 00:15:07,363 Decided to come in here and take a break from all the excitement. 358 00:15:07,447 --> 00:15:08,698 It's got me all sweaty. 359 00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:10,950 So sweaty. 360 00:15:12,577 --> 00:15:13,870 Do you mind? 361 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,959 Margaret, you like sweat, don't you? 362 00:15:20,752 --> 00:15:22,879 It is Margaret, isn't it? Of course it is. 363 00:15:24,631 --> 00:15:26,966 You know, your eyebrow, it drives me crazy. 364 00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:31,221 It's so thick. It's so…dark… 365 00:15:31,304 --> 00:15:32,472 And so very… 366 00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:35,809 Connected. 367 00:15:37,101 --> 00:15:38,812 You're a stone cold fox, Margaret. 368 00:15:39,771 --> 00:15:41,773 You're a stone cold fox, and I want you. 369 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,399 I gotta have you. I need you. 370 00:15:44,275 --> 00:15:45,443 I want you inside me. 371 00:15:46,736 --> 00:15:49,614 But you know that. Don't you, Margaret? 372 00:15:54,035 --> 00:15:55,120 Yeah. 373 00:15:55,453 --> 00:15:57,622 Look at yourself, Dee. You've turned into a monster. 374 00:15:57,705 --> 00:15:59,499 Huh? Not my fault. I'm sick. 375 00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:03,253 I know, Dee. I know. You're the one that first told us about Stockholm syndrome. 376 00:16:03,461 --> 00:16:05,547 But I feel like, if you just snap out it, 377 00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:08,133 there's a chance that we could survive this, if we just stick together. 378 00:16:08,216 --> 00:16:11,803 - Whoa! All right! Time's up. - Looks like Mac and Dennis take it. 379 00:16:12,011 --> 00:16:13,429 Nice! Blast away, boys. 380 00:16:13,763 --> 00:16:18,518 No! No, wait. Wait, because Charlie, Charlie destroyed the office! 381 00:16:18,601 --> 00:16:21,521 - Go by and look. Charlie saved my life! - No. No, blast her! 382 00:16:21,646 --> 00:16:23,314 - Charlie, we did it! - Blast her! Damn it. 383 00:16:23,481 --> 00:16:24,691 We did it! 384 00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:31,614 God damn it, Charlie. 385 00:16:35,743 --> 00:16:37,454 Frank, Frank. Come in, Frank. 386 00:16:37,537 --> 00:16:40,039 Oh, when we get outta this, 387 00:16:40,123 --> 00:16:44,752 I am gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast. 388 00:16:44,836 --> 00:16:48,715 Not in a sexual way, in a "I am pissed off at you" way. 389 00:16:48,798 --> 00:16:52,177 For turning off your walkie-talkie and leaving me in this shithole! 390 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,762 Listen to me very carefully, Frank. Charlie has escaped. 391 00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:56,014 Repeat, Charlie has escaped. 392 00:16:56,097 --> 00:16:57,265 I think he's gonna come after you, man. 393 00:16:57,515 --> 00:16:59,392 Don't worry about it. I can take care of myself. 394 00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:05,523 God! I just stepped in glass! There's broken bottles all over the place. 395 00:17:05,648 --> 00:17:07,984 Broken bottles everywhere? Oh, shit, dude. 396 00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:10,653 I think you're in Charlie's "bad room." 397 00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:11,905 What the hell is that? 398 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:15,074 It's where he goes to be alone and break bottles. 399 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,869 Dude, you gotta be real careful. He's gonna find you. 400 00:17:17,952 --> 00:17:20,121 I can take care of myself. 401 00:17:20,246 --> 00:17:21,372 Hello, Frank. 402 00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:24,918 I gotta call you back. 403 00:17:25,084 --> 00:17:27,170 - Be careful. Be careful! - Hi, Charlie. 404 00:17:28,588 --> 00:17:30,673 Lookin' for your will, Pop? 405 00:17:31,299 --> 00:17:33,176 That's exactly what I'm lookin' for. 406 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:38,097 You know, it's funny what kind of men we turn into in circumstances like this. 407 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,350 I heard who you wanted to have killed. 408 00:17:40,725 --> 00:17:43,102 But that goddamn Mac, he… 409 00:17:43,478 --> 00:17:46,606 Then tell me, Frank. What do you think about… 410 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,235 …this? 411 00:17:50,735 --> 00:17:53,905 I like that very much. That's exactly why I came up here. 412 00:17:53,988 --> 00:17:56,658 No, it's the… Oh, yeah. I guess it is. 413 00:17:56,741 --> 00:18:00,078 - Now let's get the hell outta here. - No, I don't think so, Frank! 414 00:18:00,453 --> 00:18:03,039 You see, I don't need you anymore, now, do I? 415 00:18:03,623 --> 00:18:07,335 What are you talkin' about? What are you doin'? Put your hands down. 416 00:18:07,585 --> 00:18:09,212 - Yeah. Yeah. - Charlie, put your hands down. 417 00:18:09,295 --> 00:18:11,381 - Charlie, don't… - Bye, Dad! 418 00:18:11,464 --> 00:18:13,591 Oh, my God. Do you carry that everywhere now, dude? That's ridiculous. 419 00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:16,094 - Lead me the hell outta here. - All right. Fine. 420 00:18:16,177 --> 00:18:17,637 - How? - This way. 421 00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:19,639 - That way? - Put the gun… 422 00:18:19,722 --> 00:18:21,558 - I was gonna go that way. - That would've been all wrong. 423 00:18:26,521 --> 00:18:28,898 All right. That was, uh, nice. 424 00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:31,734 That was very hot and sweaty and passionate… 425 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,570 Milky. 426 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:34,737 Now let's get outta here. 427 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:37,157 Let's sneak outta here, you know, and start a life together. 428 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,909 Let's get outta this crazy place together. Come on. Let's go. Sneak me out. 429 00:18:40,535 --> 00:18:42,829 What? No, no, no, no, no. No. We're done with the kissing part, okay? 430 00:18:42,912 --> 00:18:45,874 That part's over. We're in love now, and you can sneak me out of here. 431 00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:48,293 We're at that part now, all right? No. No, no, no. 432 00:18:48,376 --> 00:18:50,587 Oh, God. Please tell me you understand what I'm saying. Do you understand me? 433 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,380 Do you understand? You don't understand, do you? 434 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,631 Oh, my God. This has all been for nothing. 435 00:18:53,756 --> 00:18:57,594 - What the hell is goin' on here? - Uh, nothing. 436 00:18:57,802 --> 00:19:00,722 Doesn't look like nothing. But for the record, I'm into it. 437 00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:04,767 Everybody to the roof. It's time to pay the piper. 438 00:19:05,518 --> 00:19:07,187 It's a couple of hundred more yards and we're outta here. 439 00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:08,646 A couple hundred more yards? 440 00:19:08,771 --> 00:19:11,191 That's it. Push! 441 00:19:11,274 --> 00:19:13,818 - Go! - We're, like, in a tomb, Charlie. 442 00:19:14,402 --> 00:19:15,487 I'm one of you guys, though. 443 00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:17,780 I'm… I'm a McPoyle now, so you wouldn't kill me, right? 444 00:19:17,864 --> 00:19:19,032 No! She's got Stockholm syndrome. 445 00:19:19,115 --> 00:19:20,617 Don't listen to her, okay? She'll betray you. 446 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,076 I'm the one that won the immunity challenge, 447 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,244 I'm the one that should live. 448 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,038 Actually, we both won the immunity challenge 449 00:19:25,121 --> 00:19:26,498 'cause we were on the same team. So we're both safe. 450 00:19:26,664 --> 00:19:27,999 No, I did all the work. You were in the bathroom getting laid. 451 00:19:28,082 --> 00:19:30,126 - He was getting laid. - I love inbreeding! 452 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,170 - I like men in tight, white underpants. - Uh… 453 00:19:32,253 --> 00:19:34,380 - Get on your knees! - God damn it! 454 00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,636 We're free, dude! We're free! 455 00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:42,514 - Frank and Charlie! - Frank and Charlie came to save us! 456 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,557 They came to save us. 457 00:19:45,558 --> 00:19:46,559 Right? 458 00:19:51,856 --> 00:19:54,234 - Uh, yeah. - Yeah. Yeah, okay. 459 00:19:54,317 --> 00:19:55,443 We came to save you. 460 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,654 Yeah. Yeah, we came here to, uh, save you guys. Yeah. 461 00:19:57,737 --> 00:20:00,448 - No, we came to save you. - That's exactly it, why we came. 462 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,533 So, here we are. 463 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,034 Frank. 464 00:20:03,618 --> 00:20:04,702 Liam. 465 00:20:05,995 --> 00:20:07,497 What a delicious surprise. 466 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,668 Looks like we got ourselves into a bit of a pickle here. 467 00:20:12,627 --> 00:20:14,045 Get over with your friends. 468 00:20:15,463 --> 00:20:16,673 I don't think so. 469 00:20:16,881 --> 00:20:18,299 - Really? - Really. 470 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:40,572 Yippie-kay-yay, Mr. Fuckin'… 471 00:20:48,037 --> 00:20:50,915 Brother! 472 00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:55,587 God! Ah! 473 00:20:56,754 --> 00:20:58,673 - Ah! I love you! - God, I love you! 474 00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:00,717 - Hang on! - Ow! Don't let go! 475 00:21:00,925 --> 00:21:03,052 I got you! I got you, brother. 476 00:21:04,095 --> 00:21:05,763 Oh, no, you don't! 477 00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,724 - Whoa! What are you doing? Ow! - Stop! 478 00:21:09,934 --> 00:21:11,728 Why are you doin' that? 479 00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:19,569 No! 480 00:21:29,996 --> 00:21:31,247 Are you all right? 481 00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:33,958 Yeah. Think I might get a bruise on my heel. 482 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,168 That's not bad. 483 00:21:35,251 --> 00:21:37,712 No. It's not really bad at all. It's pretty fun. It's like, "Ah!" 484 00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:39,881 Why don't you guys climb down that ladder? 485 00:21:39,964 --> 00:21:41,132 All right. 486 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:42,467 Later, bitches. 487 00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:44,594 - "Later, bitches"? What? Wait. - So they're just leaving? 488 00:21:44,677 --> 00:21:47,055 - Why are they leaving? - What is happening here? 489 00:21:47,138 --> 00:21:48,348 This gun is rubber. 490 00:21:48,431 --> 00:21:49,933 - It's rubber? - Rubber gun! 491 00:21:50,016 --> 00:21:52,477 - She's right. It's rubber. - There's no police! 492 00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:55,271 - There's no police down there, dude! - What the hell is happening? 493 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,273 - What is going on here? - Are they just screwin' with us? 494 00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:59,567 Where are the cops? 495 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:03,112 - Revenge! We got you, suckers! - Nobody messes with the McPoyles! 496 00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:06,157 - Whoo! - Eat it, douche bags! 497 00:22:08,409 --> 00:22:13,289 Whoo! Whoo! McPoyles! 498 00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,291 God damn it!