1 00:00:00,716 --> 00:00:02,426 They're used for magical tricks. But they're real. 2 00:00:02,551 --> 00:00:04,303 You know what I mean? They're sharp, too. Oh, I'll show you. 3 00:00:04,386 --> 00:00:06,305 Hey, Dee. Can you get up against the wall for a second? 4 00:00:06,388 --> 00:00:07,431 - I'm just gonna… - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 5 00:00:07,514 --> 00:00:08,599 No. You're not throwing knives at me. 6 00:00:08,682 --> 00:00:09,892 - Let's just throw them at her regardless. - I'll tell you… 7 00:00:09,975 --> 00:00:10,976 No! 8 00:00:11,060 --> 00:00:12,061 Yeah, you know what? Start running. 'Cause we're coming. 9 00:00:12,144 --> 00:00:14,563 - Oh, my God. Don't you dare. - Ten, nine, eight… 10 00:00:14,646 --> 00:00:17,024 - No. No, no, no. No. No. - …seven, six, five… 11 00:00:17,107 --> 00:00:19,401 - Okay! Listen up, everybody! - We're right in the middle of something. 12 00:00:19,485 --> 00:00:20,486 Frank, we're in the middle of something very important! 13 00:00:20,569 --> 00:00:21,570 I got news! 14 00:00:21,653 --> 00:00:24,323 Your mother is dead! 15 00:00:24,448 --> 00:00:26,241 Yeah, right. Nice try. Very funny, Frank. 16 00:00:26,325 --> 00:00:29,661 I'm serious this time. She had a botched neck lift. 17 00:00:29,953 --> 00:00:32,831 She's as dead as disco. 18 00:00:33,499 --> 00:00:35,125 Who wants champagne? 19 00:01:09,493 --> 00:01:11,662 I am so sorry. My apologies. 20 00:01:11,745 --> 00:01:13,872 I am so busy today. It's good to see all of you. 21 00:01:13,998 --> 00:01:15,624 That's quite all right, sir. Don't worry about it. 22 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:17,751 Listen. Would now be a good time to say a few words 23 00:01:17,876 --> 00:01:20,087 About my wonderfully warm and caring mother? 24 00:01:20,212 --> 00:01:21,672 No. Just, you know, get to the reading part. 25 00:01:21,755 --> 00:01:23,090 Let's get on with it, man. 26 00:01:23,173 --> 00:01:24,508 - Let's go. - All right. 27 00:01:24,925 --> 00:01:28,012 Uh, which one of you, uh, is Frank Reynolds? 28 00:01:28,095 --> 00:01:29,722 - Yo. - Okay. 29 00:01:29,847 --> 00:01:33,183 Uh, Frank, I have something here that I need to read to you from Barbara. 30 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:35,811 - Hmm. - "Frank, if your 31 00:01:36,395 --> 00:01:38,439 "fat monkey heart is still beating… 32 00:01:38,522 --> 00:01:40,482 "…then congratulations. 33 00:01:40,566 --> 00:01:43,569 "I want you to know that I hereby leave all of your money 34 00:01:43,652 --> 00:01:47,072 "to Bruce Mathis, the real father of my children." 35 00:01:47,156 --> 00:01:48,157 - What? - What? 36 00:01:48,282 --> 00:01:50,492 - Bruce Mathis? - "A handsome man 37 00:01:50,617 --> 00:01:53,078 "with a beautiful soul 38 00:01:53,162 --> 00:01:54,997 "and a nicer penis." 39 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:57,958 You're giving all my money to that jerk-off? 40 00:01:58,083 --> 00:02:00,169 You know, Mr. Reynolds, I'm reading what's on the document, okay? 41 00:02:00,252 --> 00:02:01,754 - Why are you giving it to him? - I'm not giving… 42 00:02:01,837 --> 00:02:04,089 - She barely knew him! - I'm not giving any money to anybody. 43 00:02:04,173 --> 00:02:05,966 You see? I'm just reading what's on a will. 44 00:02:06,050 --> 00:02:08,635 - Where is that rat bastard? - Sir, I don't know. 45 00:02:08,719 --> 00:02:12,097 Because I want to smash his face until he's dead! 46 00:02:12,181 --> 00:02:14,767 - Killed dead! Killed dead! - Frank, would you forget about Bruce? 47 00:02:14,850 --> 00:02:16,310 - I wanna kill him! - Mom just gave away all of our money! 48 00:02:16,393 --> 00:02:19,355 You know what? We should just move forward, okay? 49 00:02:19,938 --> 00:02:22,024 - "For my darling son, Dennis… - Hmm? 50 00:02:22,107 --> 00:02:24,860 Presumably. Uh, "I give you my house." 51 00:02:24,985 --> 00:02:26,445 Yeah, okay. Well… 52 00:02:26,528 --> 00:02:28,447 Yeah. Now it's starting to make sense. Read on. 53 00:02:28,530 --> 00:02:31,825 "On the sole condition that Frank not be allowed in." 54 00:02:31,909 --> 00:02:33,535 - I would never let him in. - What? 55 00:02:33,619 --> 00:02:34,787 - "Deandra… - Yes? 56 00:02:34,870 --> 00:02:37,039 "…you get nothing. 57 00:02:37,122 --> 00:02:39,291 "You were a disappointment and a mistake." 58 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:40,501 A mistake? 59 00:02:41,460 --> 00:02:42,461 We're twins. 60 00:02:42,628 --> 00:02:43,754 - Yeah. - We were born at the same time. 61 00:02:43,837 --> 00:02:45,381 What are you talking about? You're not making any sense. 62 00:02:45,464 --> 00:02:47,633 - Tell that bitch it doesn't make sense! - Okay… 63 00:02:48,384 --> 00:02:52,054 I'm reading the words that someone else wrote, okay? 64 00:02:52,971 --> 00:02:55,683 I don't know your mom. Never met your mom. 65 00:02:55,766 --> 00:02:58,727 In fact, I'm certainly not speaking to your mom now. 66 00:02:58,811 --> 00:03:00,104 Because she's dead. 67 00:03:00,187 --> 00:03:01,480 Yeah, we know she's dead! 68 00:03:01,563 --> 00:03:02,981 We're venting because we're frustrated. 69 00:03:03,065 --> 00:03:05,693 You tell her she's a goddamn whore! 70 00:03:05,776 --> 00:03:07,444 - Okay, I… - Always been a whore! 71 00:03:07,528 --> 00:03:10,656 What about jewelry? Does it say anything about jewelry? 72 00:03:10,739 --> 00:03:12,658 It does say something about the jewelry in here 73 00:03:12,741 --> 00:03:15,244 in that, um, she wants to be buried in it. 74 00:03:15,369 --> 00:03:17,204 - God damn it! - Oh! Oh! 75 00:03:17,329 --> 00:03:20,332 - Oh, God damn it! - She's taking it into the grave! 76 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:21,834 I tell you what, you son of a bitch. 77 00:03:21,917 --> 00:03:23,752 I am very disappointed in you today. 78 00:03:23,836 --> 00:03:24,920 - Very upset with you. - You're angry. 79 00:03:25,004 --> 00:03:28,841 You tell her for me that I will be in touch with her somehow. 80 00:03:28,924 --> 00:03:30,509 Yeah! Tell her she's a bitch! 81 00:03:30,592 --> 00:03:32,344 These are awkward situations often. 82 00:03:32,428 --> 00:03:35,514 And I know it can be difficult. 83 00:03:35,597 --> 00:03:38,267 Hey. Thanks for the house, dude. 84 00:03:38,684 --> 00:03:41,520 You know… You know, I didn't give you the house. 85 00:03:41,603 --> 00:03:44,314 - That's not how this situation works. - Yeah, you did! 86 00:03:44,398 --> 00:03:45,607 Mmm-hmm. Okay. 87 00:03:46,442 --> 00:03:48,110 Jesus Christ. 88 00:03:52,406 --> 00:03:55,951 Hey. I got a plan to get back at your mother. 89 00:03:56,076 --> 00:03:58,162 Too late. I'm already full throttle over here. 90 00:03:58,579 --> 00:04:00,164 I'm gonna dig up her body in the middle of the night 91 00:04:00,247 --> 00:04:01,540 and snatch back that jewelry. 92 00:04:01,957 --> 00:04:03,709 - That's insane! - Frank, 93 00:04:03,792 --> 00:04:05,919 that woman is buried down there like Mr. T. 94 00:04:06,003 --> 00:04:07,921 I gotta get to that body while the earth's still loose. 95 00:04:08,005 --> 00:04:10,674 Deandra, I know how to get the money back from Bruce. 96 00:04:11,967 --> 00:04:13,719 - What's your plan? - All right… 97 00:04:16,305 --> 00:04:17,931 You call Brucie on the phone 98 00:04:18,015 --> 00:04:22,269 and tell him that you want to introduce him to your new fiancé. 99 00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:24,855 - Who's that? - Me. 100 00:04:26,774 --> 00:04:30,569 Oh, man. This house sure brings back a lot of memories. 101 00:04:30,652 --> 00:04:32,988 Guys! Look what I just found in Dee's old room! 102 00:04:33,113 --> 00:04:34,656 It's her middle school diary, dude. 103 00:04:34,782 --> 00:04:37,284 Ooh, yeah! 104 00:04:38,619 --> 00:04:39,620 Who gives a shit? 105 00:04:40,287 --> 00:04:41,664 This is her diary, man. 106 00:04:41,747 --> 00:04:43,999 It's got all her secrets and shit in here! D-dude! 107 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:46,126 It says, "Keep out." There's a little lock that we can… 108 00:04:46,210 --> 00:04:48,420 - Well, we'll get it open later. - We are not reading 109 00:04:48,504 --> 00:04:50,923 Dee's middle school diary to you, bro! 110 00:04:51,006 --> 00:04:53,342 Look, we need to start the healing process. 111 00:04:53,425 --> 00:04:54,426 - Yeah… - Okay? 112 00:04:54,510 --> 00:04:57,096 I'm devastated over here. We need to throw a big-ass party. 113 00:04:57,179 --> 00:04:59,390 Because I need to be amongst my friends. Let's call the crew. 114 00:04:59,848 --> 00:05:02,059 - Let's round the boys up! - Round the crew up! 115 00:05:02,184 --> 00:05:05,145 - And let's have a kick-ass party! - We got the diary! 116 00:05:05,229 --> 00:05:07,064 - And the crew! - The boys are back in town 117 00:05:07,189 --> 00:05:10,234 - The boys are back in town - The boys are back in town! 118 00:05:10,693 --> 00:05:12,903 I have two numbers in my phone. 119 00:05:13,696 --> 00:05:15,864 Charlie and Dennis. 120 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:17,491 Huh. 121 00:05:17,825 --> 00:05:19,243 Well, what about all our friends, dude? 122 00:05:19,326 --> 00:05:21,036 Yeah, what about, uh… Dooley! Call Dooley. 123 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,454 Dooley! Let's call Dooley! 124 00:05:22,538 --> 00:05:24,081 - Dooley loves a good party! - Dooley! 125 00:05:24,164 --> 00:05:26,500 Dooley in the house! Dooley's in the house! 126 00:05:26,583 --> 00:05:29,003 - Yeah. - Dooley killed himself. 127 00:05:29,086 --> 00:05:30,546 Uh… Oh… 128 00:05:32,006 --> 00:05:33,799 Yeah. About two years back now. 129 00:05:34,675 --> 00:05:37,428 Yeah. It's a real sad, sad, sad thing for him and his family. 130 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:39,430 That's… That's terrible. I knew he was, uh… 131 00:05:39,888 --> 00:05:41,390 - Depressed. Very sad. - Very depressed. 132 00:05:41,473 --> 00:05:43,684 - And, uh… - How about, uh, let's call Stash! 133 00:05:43,934 --> 00:05:45,853 - Let's get the Stash man! - Uh… 134 00:05:45,936 --> 00:05:48,355 - Stash? Stash man? What did you do? - I set him on fire. 135 00:05:48,439 --> 00:05:51,316 Son of a bitch. All right, forget him. Forget Stash. I don't like him anyway. 136 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,694 - Let's get Z-man. - I banged his sister. 137 00:05:53,777 --> 00:05:55,779 - Oh… - Sully! 138 00:05:55,904 --> 00:05:57,781 - No, but… - Sully! I got Sully. 139 00:05:57,865 --> 00:05:59,700 He's got a restraining order against me. 140 00:05:59,783 --> 00:06:01,493 - I can't go within 500 feet of him. - Plus, you know what? 141 00:06:01,577 --> 00:06:03,162 - I banged his sister, too. - Did you really? 142 00:06:03,245 --> 00:06:04,329 - She was gross. - Yeah. 143 00:06:04,413 --> 00:06:05,581 - Oh, I remember that. - Yeah. 144 00:06:05,664 --> 00:06:07,499 Wait a minute. What are we saying? We got no friends? 145 00:06:07,583 --> 00:06:11,086 Looks like it, right? 146 00:06:11,170 --> 00:06:13,589 - Wow, that hits home. - Boom. 147 00:06:13,672 --> 00:06:16,425 - That's terrible. Guys, guys. - That's sad. 148 00:06:16,508 --> 00:06:18,886 Do you realize what that means? 149 00:06:18,969 --> 00:06:21,180 I mean, if we were to all die suddenly just like my mom did, 150 00:06:21,263 --> 00:06:22,765 we would have nobody left to mourn us. 151 00:06:24,141 --> 00:06:26,018 - Oh, shit. - You know, we would have no one left 152 00:06:26,101 --> 00:06:28,812 behind us to tell of our great adventures and our glorious triumphs. 153 00:06:28,937 --> 00:06:30,105 - Oh, dude. - We gotta… We gotta make friends. 154 00:06:30,230 --> 00:06:32,566 All our triumphs. All our triumphs and our tales and… 155 00:06:32,941 --> 00:06:34,818 We need to preserve our legacy. 156 00:06:34,943 --> 00:06:36,236 - That's what I'm saying, bro! - Our legacy! 157 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:37,446 Our whole legacy here! 158 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:38,697 So let's go out and make some friends, right? 159 00:06:38,781 --> 00:06:40,157 Okay. Let's do that. But first… 160 00:06:40,574 --> 00:06:42,576 Who wants to burn through a quick chapter of this diary? 161 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,540 - How's the ponytail look? - It's ridiculous. 162 00:06:48,624 --> 00:06:50,417 Why… I don't understand why you're wearing this whole getup. 163 00:06:50,501 --> 00:06:51,752 Bruce has never even seen you. 164 00:06:51,835 --> 00:06:53,712 Deandra, if we're gonna pull this thing off, 165 00:06:53,796 --> 00:06:56,965 I gotta turn into a liberal yahoo just like Bruce. 166 00:06:57,049 --> 00:06:58,258 Now, when he gets here, 167 00:06:58,342 --> 00:07:00,302 I want you to hold my hand through the whole thing. 168 00:07:01,261 --> 00:07:02,805 - I won't do that. - Look. 169 00:07:02,888 --> 00:07:05,265 You've gotta stop thinking of me as your dad 170 00:07:05,349 --> 00:07:08,727 and start thinking of me as your fiancé, Seamus. 171 00:07:08,811 --> 00:07:11,397 Gross Could we please try and think of a less creepy angle? 172 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,982 But this is a grift. I mean, that's the way it is. 173 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:17,069 You gotta stay in character all the time. 174 00:07:17,152 --> 00:07:19,822 As soon as you break character, you blow the grift. 175 00:07:19,947 --> 00:07:21,448 Hand, hand. 176 00:07:21,532 --> 00:07:22,991 - No, I don't wanna touch you. - Holding hands. 177 00:07:23,117 --> 00:07:24,118 God damn it. 178 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:27,705 Deandra. 179 00:07:27,788 --> 00:07:29,873 Ah, my little girl. How are you doing? Are you okay? 180 00:07:29,957 --> 00:07:33,502 Well, no, no. I'm… I'm very broken up inside. 181 00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:39,508 Bruce, this is Seamus, my fiancé. 182 00:07:40,217 --> 00:07:43,012 - I am also broken up. - Mmm-hmm. 183 00:07:43,887 --> 00:07:45,889 What say we all bring it on in for a hug? 184 00:07:46,390 --> 00:07:47,975 - Mmm. - We're doing hugs. 185 00:07:51,353 --> 00:07:53,772 - Oh, I'm so sorry I missed the funeral. - Mmm-hmm. 186 00:07:53,856 --> 00:07:57,401 We were in Uganda doing a lot of work with the AIDS crisis there and… 187 00:07:57,526 --> 00:07:59,737 AIDS? You touch anybody? 188 00:08:01,030 --> 00:08:02,281 - Well, sure. - Hey, man! 189 00:08:02,364 --> 00:08:04,616 What kind of shit is that? You just hugged me! 190 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:05,784 Why would you do that? 191 00:08:05,868 --> 00:08:06,869 Seamus is joking. 192 00:08:06,994 --> 00:08:08,954 He's got a… He's got a very dry sense of humor. 193 00:08:09,038 --> 00:08:11,582 I'm not joking! That shit is serious! 194 00:08:11,957 --> 00:08:14,543 - I gotta take a shower now! - Hmm. 195 00:08:15,711 --> 00:08:18,172 - That's kind of… Odd. - Oh, yeah. 196 00:08:18,255 --> 00:08:20,257 - Well, that's my guy. You know? He's a… - Yeah. 197 00:08:20,341 --> 00:08:22,009 He's got a little bit of a germ problem. 198 00:08:22,092 --> 00:08:23,969 - It's… - I'll get him some books for that. 199 00:08:24,053 --> 00:08:26,013 - He's… He's grieving and, and… Yeah. - Sure. 200 00:08:26,096 --> 00:08:28,015 But you seem to be holding up okay. 201 00:08:28,098 --> 00:08:30,476 It's funny that I seem like that. Because I'm not holding up okay. 202 00:08:30,601 --> 00:08:31,602 I'm very sad. 203 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:32,686 I'm devastated. 204 00:08:32,770 --> 00:08:33,854 Well, there's nothing tougher than losing a parent, 205 00:08:33,937 --> 00:08:35,689 - Oh, it's the worst! And it's the… - It is. 206 00:08:35,773 --> 00:08:37,649 So she gave you all of our money, huh? 207 00:08:37,733 --> 00:08:39,234 - All of… All of… - Yeah. Yeah. 208 00:08:39,318 --> 00:08:41,153 All of our fortune. She gave it to you. 209 00:08:41,945 --> 00:08:43,864 - Weird, right? - Yeah. 210 00:08:43,947 --> 00:08:46,867 Good news is it's all gonna go to help the less fortunate. 211 00:08:47,117 --> 00:08:48,160 Every penny. 212 00:08:48,243 --> 00:08:49,745 - Oh, well, that is good news. - It's a done deal. 213 00:08:49,828 --> 00:08:52,748 Oh, well, you know, that's actually why we brought you here. 214 00:08:52,831 --> 00:08:55,084 Oh, see, Seamus and I have a plan. 215 00:08:55,626 --> 00:08:57,878 We want to adopt a ton of kids. 216 00:08:57,961 --> 00:08:59,797 - Oh, Deandra. - Isn't that wonderful, 217 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:03,300 that we'll need to use our fortune that my mother gave you 218 00:09:03,759 --> 00:09:05,386 - to shove at these kids! - You know what I think? 219 00:09:05,469 --> 00:09:06,470 Huh? 220 00:09:07,054 --> 00:09:08,972 I think I know exactly what you and Seamus need. 221 00:09:09,098 --> 00:09:10,891 Can you sit tight? You just sit tight. Sit tight. 222 00:09:10,974 --> 00:09:12,518 I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Okay? 223 00:09:12,976 --> 00:09:13,977 - Okay. - Okay. 224 00:09:15,813 --> 00:09:16,855 Yeah. 225 00:09:19,858 --> 00:09:21,777 - Is he gone? - Yeah, he's gone. 226 00:09:22,653 --> 00:09:24,113 Burn these clothes. 227 00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:27,032 Tracy, cancel all my appointments. 228 00:09:27,116 --> 00:09:30,369 It's time for my daughter and that idiot who raised her to learn a lesson. 229 00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:33,747 Guys, I don't know if I'm feeling this flyer idea. 230 00:09:33,831 --> 00:09:35,290 - Really? - It's perfect, dude. 231 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:37,626 How else are three guys in their late 20s supposed to make friends? 232 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:38,752 There's no system in place. 233 00:09:38,836 --> 00:09:40,379 - A flyer does all the work. - It does the work for us, man. 234 00:09:40,462 --> 00:09:42,089 All right, read back what we got so far because I don't… 235 00:09:42,172 --> 00:09:43,173 Okay. 236 00:09:43,257 --> 00:09:45,926 "What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys 237 00:09:46,010 --> 00:09:47,678 "who wanna hang out in our party mansion." 238 00:09:47,803 --> 00:09:49,763 It sounds a little gay. 239 00:09:49,847 --> 00:09:51,432 - Yeah. It does sound gay. - Right? 240 00:09:51,515 --> 00:09:53,559 You know what? Write, um, "Nothing sexual." 241 00:09:53,642 --> 00:09:54,643 Good. Okay. 242 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:56,270 "We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys 243 00:09:56,353 --> 00:09:57,730 "who wanna hang out in our party mansion." 244 00:09:57,855 --> 00:09:59,773 "Nothing sexual." 245 00:09:59,857 --> 00:10:01,775 Good, good. And add, "Fighters welcome." 246 00:10:01,859 --> 00:10:04,153 'Cause, you know, we want some tough dudes and some big dudes. 247 00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:06,113 I don't want a bunch of tough guys in here wanting to fight me. 248 00:10:06,196 --> 00:10:08,115 - No, I didn't mean that. - It'd be good to have extra protection. 249 00:10:08,198 --> 00:10:09,742 - Yeah. Extra protection and… - All right. 250 00:10:09,825 --> 00:10:12,411 Well, uh, put "Fitness encouraged." 251 00:10:12,494 --> 00:10:13,662 - Beautiful. - That sounds confusing. 252 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:15,205 - Do you think so? - I'll put, "Dudes in good shape." 253 00:10:15,289 --> 00:10:16,665 Oh, there you go! That solves it. Nice. 254 00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:18,250 - I like dudes in good shape. - There we go. 255 00:10:18,334 --> 00:10:20,210 Okay. But we also need a guy who's funny and fat. 256 00:10:20,294 --> 00:10:21,587 - We need a funny fat guy. - We need a funny fat guy. 257 00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:22,755 Because every crew has a funny fat guy. 258 00:10:22,838 --> 00:10:24,965 Well, no. I'm the funny fat guy. So don't worry about that. 259 00:10:25,049 --> 00:10:27,134 - You're not fat, dude. - Yeah. You're also not funny. 260 00:10:27,217 --> 00:10:29,219 I want somebody who does observational humor. 261 00:10:29,303 --> 00:10:31,972 Oh, you know what? That would be good. Observational humor is cool. 262 00:10:32,056 --> 00:10:33,474 You know what, guys? I'm just gonna put 263 00:10:33,557 --> 00:10:34,933 "Nothing sexual" again just to reiterate. 264 00:10:35,059 --> 00:10:36,560 - Underline that. - Please, please. 265 00:10:36,685 --> 00:10:37,853 - Okay, clarity. Smart. - Be very clear with that. 266 00:10:37,936 --> 00:10:40,689 And I'm thinking that the flyer should be in the shape of a beer mug. 267 00:10:40,773 --> 00:10:42,441 - Hmm… - Too complicated. I don't like that. 268 00:10:42,524 --> 00:10:44,193 Yeah. Uh… What about a bicep? 269 00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:46,278 - Bicep. Yeah! - A bicep. Bicep's good. 270 00:10:46,362 --> 00:10:47,654 - A bicep would do it. - Right, let's go with a bicep. 271 00:10:47,738 --> 00:10:48,739 - Okay. - Yeah, what do we got? 272 00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,240 Here we go. "What up? 273 00:10:50,324 --> 00:10:52,242 "We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys 274 00:10:52,326 --> 00:10:54,036 "who wanna hang out in our party mansion. 275 00:10:54,119 --> 00:10:55,412 "Nothing sexual. 276 00:10:55,496 --> 00:10:56,914 "Dudes in good shape encouraged. 277 00:10:56,997 --> 00:11:00,751 "If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. 278 00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:03,921 - "Again, nothing sexual." Underlined. - Underlined. Okay. 279 00:11:04,004 --> 00:11:05,089 Great. 280 00:11:05,214 --> 00:11:06,423 I have no problem with that. 281 00:11:06,507 --> 00:11:07,925 No. Let's go meet some men. 282 00:11:15,432 --> 00:11:18,769 Looking good, bro. Looking very good. 283 00:11:19,269 --> 00:11:20,270 I'm sorry? 284 00:11:20,396 --> 00:11:21,772 Oh, your pants. Nice cut. 285 00:11:21,897 --> 00:11:23,232 You know, that vertical line on the side 286 00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:24,733 gives your body good length. 287 00:11:26,402 --> 00:11:28,987 - Do you work here? What… - Nah. 288 00:11:29,071 --> 00:11:30,823 I'm just looking to meet some… Some new guys. 289 00:11:30,906 --> 00:11:32,866 I saw you from across the way. And I thought, yeah. 290 00:11:33,117 --> 00:11:35,994 This guy's got a good sense of style. He's about the same age. 291 00:11:36,078 --> 00:11:37,121 Got a nice crop of blond hair. 292 00:11:37,204 --> 00:11:38,789 We could definitely use a blond in the crew. 293 00:11:39,081 --> 00:11:41,834 Mix things up a little bit. Here. Why don't you just, uh, 294 00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:43,585 take a look at that flyer there. 295 00:11:43,752 --> 00:11:45,879 Is this a penis? 296 00:11:46,088 --> 00:11:47,965 A… Penis? No. It's a… 297 00:11:48,465 --> 00:11:49,466 It's a bicep. 298 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:51,301 Oh. 299 00:11:51,635 --> 00:11:55,055 - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, right. "Party mansion." 300 00:11:55,139 --> 00:11:58,142 - Exactly. Yeah. - Cool. Yeah, I'll swing by. 301 00:11:58,517 --> 00:11:59,935 - You'll swing by? - Yeah, sure. 302 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:02,146 Okay, yeah. Just come by the address. We'll be there partying. 303 00:12:02,271 --> 00:12:03,313 Sure. Yeah, at the party mansion. 304 00:12:03,439 --> 00:12:04,857 You're gonna be perfect, man. 305 00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:06,442 - Yeah. See you there. - Nice. 306 00:12:07,109 --> 00:12:09,111 I should give him more for his friends. 307 00:12:09,194 --> 00:12:10,195 Yeah. 308 00:12:11,113 --> 00:12:13,240 Oh, son of a bitch! 309 00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:16,326 - Penis? No. It's a… A bicep. - Bro. 310 00:12:16,410 --> 00:12:18,245 I just had the most perfect 311 00:12:18,328 --> 00:12:20,331 blond guy slip right through my fingers. 312 00:12:20,414 --> 00:12:23,417 I mean, I had him in the palm of my hand, and then he was gone. 313 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:26,045 You know what I mean? I mean, this guy would've been perfect for you. 314 00:12:27,129 --> 00:12:29,214 What's up with this beefcake? Is he coming to the party or what? 315 00:12:29,298 --> 00:12:30,507 - Big time. - Great. 316 00:12:30,591 --> 00:12:32,843 - Nah, he didn't read the flyer. - No, I read the flyer. 317 00:12:33,177 --> 00:12:35,763 - He didn't understand it. - I understood it… Perfectly. 318 00:12:35,846 --> 00:12:37,681 Oh! Okay. 319 00:12:38,015 --> 00:12:39,058 Okay, we need to 320 00:12:39,183 --> 00:12:41,060 - take a second look at this flyer. - Uh, yeah, dude. 321 00:12:41,185 --> 00:12:44,229 Guys! Check out who I just met buying a crossbow. 322 00:12:44,355 --> 00:12:45,481 This dude is the shit. 323 00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:48,901 I shall use this crossbow to pierce my broken heart. 324 00:12:48,984 --> 00:12:49,985 Yeah. 325 00:12:50,694 --> 00:12:52,654 All right, dude. 326 00:12:55,491 --> 00:12:57,868 Dude, isn't that guy awesome or what? He's like a poet. 327 00:12:58,494 --> 00:12:59,787 - That guy's not awesome. - No. 328 00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:01,955 Dude, do you know how hard it is to find 329 00:13:02,039 --> 00:13:04,208 a passionate guy like that these days? 330 00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:05,334 They don't make them anymore. 331 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:06,502 You should've seen how passionate he got 332 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:08,003 when I showed him the dick flyer. 333 00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:09,797 - You knew? - You knew that it was a dick? 334 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,465 Well, yeah. I thought we changed it. 335 00:13:11,548 --> 00:13:12,549 I thought you guys were changing it. 336 00:13:12,675 --> 00:13:15,135 - It was always meant to be a bicep. - It was a bicep, bro. 337 00:13:15,219 --> 00:13:17,721 Well, then why did you cut it like, 'cause it looks totally like a dick. 338 00:13:17,805 --> 00:13:19,223 I thought, all right, let's go with the dick thing. 339 00:13:19,306 --> 00:13:20,516 It's more masculine anyway. 340 00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:21,684 - Ah. Good point. - I mean, shit… 341 00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,769 If you want it to be a bicep, it needs more veins. 342 00:13:25,729 --> 00:13:27,189 I can't wear this. 343 00:13:27,481 --> 00:13:29,441 I gotta go home and get another costume. 344 00:13:29,525 --> 00:13:31,360 Come on. There's no time. Just sit down and shut up. 345 00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:33,070 And wait for Bruce to get back with the money. 346 00:13:33,278 --> 00:13:34,405 All right. 347 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:37,574 But I can't promise that I'm not gonna go berserk 348 00:13:37,658 --> 00:13:39,535 if he tries to give me AIDS again. 349 00:13:40,077 --> 00:13:43,080 He wasn't trying to give you AIDS. Jesus Christ! 350 00:13:43,163 --> 00:13:45,749 You're the one who's going on and on about staying in character. 351 00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:48,293 - Yeah, you're right. You're right. - Look, we can do this, okay? 352 00:13:48,377 --> 00:13:50,379 We just have to go along with whatever he throws at us. 353 00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:51,672 We're so close to that money. 354 00:13:51,755 --> 00:13:52,756 Yeah. 355 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,425 - Yeah? - 'm not gonna blow the cover. 356 00:13:54,550 --> 00:13:57,052 - Good. Pull your shit together, Seamus. - All right. 357 00:13:58,887 --> 00:14:00,764 Surprise! 358 00:14:00,848 --> 00:14:03,183 These are some of my adopted children. Go ahead, guys. 359 00:14:03,267 --> 00:14:05,477 This is your new home. 360 00:14:07,604 --> 00:14:09,189 Ooh, Mac. Here come our guests. Come on. 361 00:14:09,273 --> 00:14:10,274 Okay. 362 00:14:11,066 --> 00:14:12,234 Okay. How did you get these guys again? 363 00:14:12,317 --> 00:14:14,278 Oh, they're college kids. I just went down to Penn. 364 00:14:14,403 --> 00:14:15,821 I reeled them in with a couple of white lies. 365 00:14:15,904 --> 00:14:17,489 Now put your game face on, buddy. 366 00:14:17,573 --> 00:14:19,158 - We got a legacy to preserve. - Okay. 367 00:14:19,241 --> 00:14:20,242 Here we go. 368 00:14:20,909 --> 00:14:23,287 Welcome to the party mansion, bitches! 369 00:14:23,370 --> 00:14:25,748 Get your asses in here! 370 00:14:26,623 --> 00:14:29,209 Look at that shit, huh? Yeah! 371 00:14:29,293 --> 00:14:31,128 - Where is everybody? - Where are all the chicks? 372 00:14:31,211 --> 00:14:33,172 - Guess what. It's just you and us. - That's right! 373 00:14:33,255 --> 00:14:34,506 We got the party mansion to ourselves! 374 00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:36,175 There ain't no rules in the party mansion! 375 00:14:36,258 --> 00:14:37,259 That's right. 376 00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,053 Check this out, bitches! Whoo! 377 00:14:39,136 --> 00:14:41,138 Oh, yeah, baby! Nice one! 378 00:14:43,098 --> 00:14:44,892 Let's stop being pussies, and let's funnel some beers! 379 00:14:44,975 --> 00:14:46,435 - Let's funnel some beers! - I don't really drink. 380 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,020 - Wrong answer, bitch! - You're a drinker tonight! 381 00:14:48,145 --> 00:14:50,022 Right. You guys'll be telling stories for the rest of your lives 382 00:14:50,147 --> 00:14:51,523 - about how crazy we are! - Oh, yeah. 383 00:14:51,607 --> 00:14:53,734 You're gonna tell everybody how we're like those guys from Jackass. 384 00:14:53,817 --> 00:14:56,111 How we like to smash stuff and shove shit up our asses. 385 00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:57,196 That's right! 386 00:14:57,279 --> 00:14:58,906 You are gonna get so much shit 387 00:14:58,989 --> 00:15:00,699 shoved up your ass tonight, four eyes! 388 00:15:00,783 --> 00:15:03,035 Yeah! You're gonna be talking about this night 389 00:15:03,118 --> 00:15:04,912 for the rest of your lives! 390 00:15:06,914 --> 00:15:07,915 "Dear diary, 391 00:15:08,999 --> 00:15:11,168 "the dance was a total disaster. 392 00:15:11,627 --> 00:15:14,046 "I cried myself to sleep again last night. 393 00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:17,758 - Oh! - "Mom forced me to wear the back brace. 394 00:15:17,841 --> 00:15:21,095 "And all the school chanted Aluminum Monster!" 395 00:15:21,178 --> 00:15:24,098 Oh, man! 396 00:15:24,181 --> 00:15:26,350 "Aluminum Monster." That is hilarious. 397 00:15:26,475 --> 00:15:28,310 No! Oh, it's not hilarious! 398 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,730 I share this little girl's pain. 399 00:15:32,981 --> 00:15:34,983 Have you ever been scorned, Charlie? 400 00:15:35,651 --> 00:15:37,903 Uh, like all day, every day, dude. 401 00:15:37,986 --> 00:15:40,155 Then you should think of this little girl 402 00:15:40,989 --> 00:15:43,784 as your soul mate of pain. 403 00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:47,454 Oh, shit, bro. 404 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:54,211 Babysitting a bunch of orphans was not part of our grift. 405 00:15:54,294 --> 00:15:56,005 Yeah. Well, it's either that or digging up Mom, 406 00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:58,048 which, for the record, I am still very into. 407 00:15:58,132 --> 00:16:00,384 But I'm willing to do whatever we need to do to get this money, Frank. 408 00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:02,636 Okay? If we need to adopt a couple of orphans, fine. 409 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:03,887 We'll get the money, and we'll take them back. 410 00:16:03,971 --> 00:16:04,972 Oh… 411 00:16:05,389 --> 00:16:07,224 Can you do that? Is that possible? 412 00:16:07,349 --> 00:16:10,644 I don't know. I'm sure they have some kind of a return-exchange policy. 413 00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:11,854 That sounds good. 414 00:16:13,397 --> 00:16:15,357 Great. Now this one's sad. Give… 415 00:16:15,899 --> 00:16:17,735 - Give her some money. - What? 416 00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:19,611 - Frank, give her some money. - I'm not giving her shit! 417 00:16:19,695 --> 00:16:20,738 What are you talking about? 418 00:16:20,863 --> 00:16:22,364 May I speak to you two in the kitchen? 419 00:16:22,698 --> 00:16:24,074 - Oh. Yeah. - Yeah. 420 00:16:24,158 --> 00:16:25,993 You two have such a great vibe! 421 00:16:26,076 --> 00:16:28,328 I'm ready to write a check right now. 422 00:16:28,412 --> 00:16:30,331 But I just want to make sure that I'm helping you 423 00:16:30,414 --> 00:16:33,292 to have, like, the best relationship that you can 424 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:36,253 so that these kids have a loving, stable home. 425 00:16:36,337 --> 00:16:37,838 And I know that this may sound a little weird. 426 00:16:37,921 --> 00:16:40,341 But I have a lot of training in family therapy. 427 00:16:40,591 --> 00:16:43,510 And I think for me to help you, 428 00:16:43,927 --> 00:16:46,513 I need to observe you at your most intimate. 429 00:16:46,764 --> 00:16:49,224 I need to observe you two making love. 430 00:16:49,933 --> 00:16:52,144 - Uh… - Uh… 431 00:16:56,732 --> 00:16:58,484 How long's your boy been passed out, bro? 432 00:16:58,776 --> 00:17:00,277 I don't know. A couple of minutes. 433 00:17:00,402 --> 00:17:01,403 I'm just worried he's gonna wake up 434 00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:02,488 before we throw him down those stairs. 435 00:17:02,571 --> 00:17:03,947 You kidding me? Look at him. He's gone. 436 00:17:04,073 --> 00:17:05,199 - Man, he's out. - You're kidding, right? 437 00:17:05,282 --> 00:17:07,493 You're not really gonna throw him down the stairs. 438 00:17:07,576 --> 00:17:09,078 Oh! We should throw him off the roof! 439 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,454 - Great idea, dude. - Right? 440 00:17:10,537 --> 00:17:11,538 - I'm the thrower. - That's fine. 441 00:17:11,622 --> 00:17:12,831 Why are you guys doing this? 442 00:17:12,915 --> 00:17:14,416 That's what friends do to each other, bro. 443 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,919 - No, it isn't! - Guy, his mom just died. 444 00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:18,921 - Can you have a little compassion? - My mom just died, all right? 445 00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:21,340 The least you could do is let us throw your buddy off the roof! 446 00:17:25,469 --> 00:17:27,763 "I'm totally gonna tell Eric 447 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:29,640 "how much I like him tonight. 448 00:17:29,765 --> 00:17:31,725 "Even though Danielle 449 00:17:31,809 --> 00:17:34,311 "was like all over him today in school. 450 00:17:36,063 --> 00:17:38,607 "Mother said, 'Don't bother. 451 00:17:39,149 --> 00:17:41,735 "'He wants a pretty girl instead.'" 452 00:17:42,403 --> 00:17:44,113 I can't stop crying, Ernesto. 453 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:45,864 Hey, me neither, Charlie. 454 00:17:45,948 --> 00:17:49,284 - Oh, but don't fight it, Charlie! - No! 455 00:17:49,743 --> 00:17:53,580 It is all part of the healing process. 456 00:17:54,581 --> 00:17:55,791 Ahhh! 457 00:18:06,468 --> 00:18:09,763 So tell me, how do you two usually begin your lovemaking sessions? 458 00:18:09,847 --> 00:18:12,141 That's hard to say, you know? 459 00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:16,770 Because we start it in so many ways. 460 00:18:16,854 --> 00:18:18,230 Seamus, perhaps… 461 00:18:18,522 --> 00:18:20,065 Perhaps you should start by, 462 00:18:20,357 --> 00:18:23,235 uh, kissing her neck lightly. 463 00:18:23,652 --> 00:18:25,529 Uh, no. 464 00:18:25,612 --> 00:18:28,574 - No, because, uh, we don't kiss. - We don't kiss. 465 00:18:28,657 --> 00:18:30,409 - At all. No kissing. - Mmm-mmm. 466 00:18:30,492 --> 00:18:32,202 That's unusual, but okay. 467 00:18:32,661 --> 00:18:34,747 Okay. Just tell me… 468 00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:36,832 Just tell me what you are into. 469 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:40,252 I like to watch. So I'm gonna bounce off the bed… 470 00:18:40,669 --> 00:18:41,670 And… 471 00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:44,923 - Observe. - Okay. Okay. 472 00:18:45,049 --> 00:18:47,051 See… You see what just happened, Dee? 473 00:18:47,176 --> 00:18:51,221 Seamus has just communicated what turns him on in a healthy way. 474 00:18:51,889 --> 00:18:53,932 - Heh. - So… Yeah. 475 00:18:54,058 --> 00:18:55,434 Perhaps now would be a good time 476 00:18:55,517 --> 00:18:57,186 for you to pleasure yourself for him. 477 00:18:58,395 --> 00:19:00,105 - Then eventually Seamus will mount you. - Okay. 478 00:19:00,189 --> 00:19:01,732 You know what? 479 00:19:01,815 --> 00:19:02,941 I'm gonna have to stop this. 480 00:19:03,859 --> 00:19:05,152 - Really? - Uh, yeah. 481 00:19:05,235 --> 00:19:06,403 - Yeah? - I'm gonna come clean here 482 00:19:06,487 --> 00:19:08,030 because we've been lying to you. 483 00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:09,948 - Deandra… Deandra, just… - No. 484 00:19:10,032 --> 00:19:11,325 - Think about what you're doing. - No. You know what? 485 00:19:11,408 --> 00:19:13,827 I'm sorry. We've been lying. And the reason is… 486 00:19:13,911 --> 00:19:15,454 - Think… - We haven't had sex yet 487 00:19:15,537 --> 00:19:18,165 because we're waiting until we get married. 488 00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:21,293 - We're waiting. - We're saving ourselves. 489 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:23,045 - We're saving ourselves! - Saving ourselves. 490 00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:26,548 - It's so important to me and to him… - Yeah, we couldn't do it. 491 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:27,800 - …to do that. - Yeah. Right. 492 00:19:27,925 --> 00:19:30,469 And I… And I… And I think that maybe that's what the tension 493 00:19:30,594 --> 00:19:32,221 - is that you're feeling. - It's all sexual. 494 00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:35,349 - Oh, it's so sexual. - You know, I'm also a licensed minister. 495 00:19:35,432 --> 00:19:39,269 So why don't we just do a wedding? Like do it tomorrow? 496 00:19:39,770 --> 00:19:41,313 - Hmm! - Because I've been thinking about it. 497 00:19:41,438 --> 00:19:44,108 And I should never give the money to an unmarried couple anyway. 498 00:19:48,028 --> 00:19:49,071 - Okay. - Okay. 499 00:19:52,032 --> 00:19:55,077 Family and friends, we're gathered here to… 500 00:19:55,786 --> 00:19:58,247 To share in the declaration of a lifelong commitment 501 00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,749 between this man and this woman. 502 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,085 Deandra, do you take this man 503 00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:05,671 to be your lawfully wedded husband? 504 00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:07,131 I do. 505 00:20:07,256 --> 00:20:08,257 Seamus, 506 00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:11,176 do you take this woman to be your wedded wife? 507 00:20:11,802 --> 00:20:12,845 You betcha. 508 00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:15,681 Well, then by the authority of God 509 00:20:15,931 --> 00:20:18,434 and the laws of the great state of Pennsylvania, 510 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:21,478 I now pronounce you man and wife. 511 00:20:21,895 --> 00:20:23,689 Congratulations, Deandra! 512 00:20:23,814 --> 00:20:24,940 You made me so happy. 513 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,859 Yeah. And you just married your daughter, Frank. 514 00:20:27,776 --> 00:20:29,528 - You know who I am? - Of course I know who you are. 515 00:20:29,611 --> 00:20:31,655 You're the little ass-wipe who raised my children 516 00:20:31,739 --> 00:20:34,366 and turned them into animals, into monsters who… 517 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:37,327 Who lie and steal and take advantage of people 518 00:20:37,411 --> 00:20:41,081 and contribute absolutely nothing to society. 519 00:20:41,165 --> 00:20:42,541 - Make sure you're getting this. - Yeah, yeah. 520 00:20:42,624 --> 00:20:43,876 I can't believe Ernesto's missing this! 521 00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:45,044 - He's gotta see it. - Go get him. 522 00:20:45,169 --> 00:20:47,546 If you knew who he was, then why did you do the whole ceremony? 523 00:20:47,629 --> 00:20:49,798 I was just trying to push you two to your limit. 524 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,633 But apparently you… You have none. So… 525 00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,719 I… I hate to interrupt. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 526 00:20:53,844 --> 00:20:55,596 Uh, Bruce? Can you… 527 00:20:55,679 --> 00:20:57,264 Can you just pronounce them man and wife again? 528 00:20:57,348 --> 00:20:59,099 - I wanna get that in a close-up. - Again? You wanna… 529 00:20:59,183 --> 00:21:00,559 Do the thing where you're like, "And, yes, 530 00:21:00,642 --> 00:21:01,852 "of course I know who you are." 531 00:21:01,935 --> 00:21:04,396 - And you were getting so angry, Bruce. - Oh, yeah! 532 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,023 Bruce, can you make them kiss this time, though? 533 00:21:06,106 --> 00:21:08,734 Yes. Uh, sure. May I… May I see the camera 534 00:21:08,817 --> 00:21:10,069 for just a second from this side maybe? 535 00:21:10,152 --> 00:21:12,488 - Sure. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. Uh… 536 00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:14,323 I'm gonna take this and give it to the lawyer, 537 00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:15,616 and you're gonna lose the house 538 00:21:15,699 --> 00:21:17,868 because, uh, you violated the conditions of the will. 539 00:21:17,951 --> 00:21:21,121 Frank was not to set foot in the house! 540 00:21:21,205 --> 00:21:25,167 Bruce, come on, man. Dad, be cool, man. Like, let that slide. 541 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,586 You are acting like a real bastard, Bruce. 542 00:21:27,670 --> 00:21:29,672 You're the most horrible people alive. 543 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:31,924 - Oh, come on. - Oh, that's a little bit going overboard 544 00:21:32,049 --> 00:21:34,927 - That's a lot. That's a lot to say. - Come on. Don't be like that. 545 00:21:35,052 --> 00:21:37,429 Now I'm gonna lose the party mansion. Thanks a lot, Frank! 546 00:21:37,554 --> 00:21:40,140 - Whoa, guys! Guys, where you going? - Whoa, whoa! Hey! 547 00:21:40,224 --> 00:21:41,392 How did they get free? 548 00:21:41,475 --> 00:21:42,559 Oh, come on! We were just having a little fun! 549 00:21:42,643 --> 00:21:44,478 You guys still wanna be in our crew? 550 00:21:44,561 --> 00:21:45,688 I don't think so. 551 00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,147 I don't think they're gonna go off and tell 552 00:21:47,231 --> 00:21:48,857 - about our great adventures… - It doesn't seem like it. 553 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:49,942 …and our glorious triumphs. 554 00:21:50,025 --> 00:21:52,361 - No. Well, at least we still have Ernesto. - Yeah, whoops. 555 00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:54,113 No, no. He robbed your house. 556 00:21:54,196 --> 00:21:55,864 - Oh, son of a bitch. - Yeah. 557 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:59,159 Ah, I'm sorry that the grift didn't work out, sweetie. 558 00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:03,288 - We could still go get Mom's jewelry. - I'll get the shovel.