1 00:00:02,341 --> 00:00:04,844 - No, there isn't, Charlie. - Yes, there is. 2 00:00:04,927 --> 00:00:07,889 Every single one of these corporate buildings has a helipad on the roof. 3 00:00:07,972 --> 00:00:10,558 Charlie is right. There's always some big boss man fat cat 4 00:00:10,641 --> 00:00:12,894 that needs to be able to escape by helicopter. 5 00:00:12,977 --> 00:00:15,396 - What is he escaping from? - Secret tunnels then. 6 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:17,231 Secrets tunnels? There are no… 7 00:00:17,315 --> 00:00:19,317 Secret tunnels, a monorail system and a helipad. 8 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,444 - Guys! Can we stop arguing? - There are two systems. 9 00:00:21,527 --> 00:00:24,405 I don't wanna talk to this corporate drone any longer than we have to, okay. 10 00:00:24,489 --> 00:00:27,950 We're split on the helicopters. We'll come back to the secret tunnels. 11 00:00:28,034 --> 00:00:29,702 - That was an excellent idea. - I think we'd better. 12 00:00:29,786 --> 00:00:32,789 But we can all agree we should at least hear this guy out, right? 13 00:00:32,872 --> 00:00:35,541 - I guess. - Yeah, sure. Let's hear the guy out. 14 00:00:35,625 --> 00:00:37,293 Okay, we'll hear him out. We're agreed. 15 00:00:37,376 --> 00:00:39,045 Sir, please continue. 16 00:00:42,048 --> 00:00:44,592 Oh… Okay. Right. Um… 17 00:00:44,675 --> 00:00:48,262 As I was saying, when I went down to your bar the other day, 18 00:00:48,346 --> 00:00:49,847 nobody appeared to be working there. 19 00:00:49,931 --> 00:00:52,266 There were people there, but they were just customers 20 00:00:52,391 --> 00:00:53,976 who seemed to be serving themselves. 21 00:00:54,102 --> 00:00:56,479 Right, we're out and about a lot, bro. Get to the point. 22 00:00:56,604 --> 00:00:58,523 Well, we here at Media Restaurant Group 23 00:00:58,606 --> 00:01:01,859 really think that the location of your bar would be a perfect spot 24 00:01:01,943 --> 00:01:04,028 for one of our Oldies Rock Cafes. 25 00:01:04,112 --> 00:01:06,823 - Shit, dude, how do I explain this to you? - I don't know. 26 00:01:06,906 --> 00:01:09,367 This bar… It's who we are. 27 00:01:09,450 --> 00:01:11,327 - All right? - It's all we've got. 28 00:01:11,410 --> 00:01:12,787 - It's our life. - You wouldn't understand that. 29 00:01:12,870 --> 00:01:15,373 Because you corporate pigs think you can just buy everything. 30 00:01:15,456 --> 00:01:17,583 - You can't buy everything. - We know your kind. 31 00:01:17,667 --> 00:01:21,879 You big businesses going all over town swallowing up all the small guys. 32 00:01:21,963 --> 00:01:24,882 Well, guess what, pal… Paddy's Pub can't be bought. 33 00:01:24,966 --> 00:01:29,720 Okay. Well, if you would just please take a look at our offer. 34 00:01:29,804 --> 00:01:32,974 Yeah, man. We'll take a look at it, but… 35 00:01:33,433 --> 00:01:35,184 Sold! 36 00:02:07,967 --> 00:02:11,846 - There is no way I'm selling the bar. - It's time for a life of leisure, buddy. 37 00:02:11,929 --> 00:02:14,182 It's time to retire and collect that pension. 38 00:02:14,307 --> 00:02:15,975 Think of all the money we're gonna get. 39 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:18,811 - Yeah. What are you talking about? - The money from selling the bar. 40 00:02:18,936 --> 00:02:21,731 We could retire to an island. We'll all get fat and tan. 41 00:02:21,814 --> 00:02:23,816 - Dee, you're not gonna get shit. - No. 42 00:02:23,941 --> 00:02:25,735 We're the shareholders. You own nothing. 43 00:02:25,818 --> 00:02:28,738 Are you serious? I have been with you guys since the very beginning. 44 00:02:28,821 --> 00:02:31,783 I would think of Paddy's as an Enron-type situation, you see. 45 00:02:31,866 --> 00:02:35,077 We're gonna cut and run, and we're gonna leave you out there broke and jobless. 46 00:02:35,161 --> 00:02:37,330 It's nothing personal. It's just business. 47 00:02:37,413 --> 00:02:39,290 It's a business thing. 48 00:02:39,373 --> 00:02:43,711 It does not matter one bit, because I'm not selling the bar anyway. 49 00:02:43,795 --> 00:02:45,213 - Just take a look. - What is that? 50 00:02:45,296 --> 00:02:46,756 That's the offer. 51 00:02:48,508 --> 00:02:51,135 Let's sell this piece-of-shit bar. 52 00:02:51,677 --> 00:02:55,014 - Really? Really? Just like that? - See ya later, piece of shit! 53 00:02:55,098 --> 00:02:59,310 Wait just one second. We have to milk this cow for all she's worth. 54 00:02:59,936 --> 00:03:01,771 We need to be wooed. 55 00:03:02,021 --> 00:03:05,149 - Oh. - Yeah, I could go for being wooed. 56 00:03:05,233 --> 00:03:08,611 - I'd love to be wooed. - I could go for some wood. 57 00:03:08,694 --> 00:03:11,405 - Uh, no. We're saying "wooed." - Yeah. 58 00:03:11,489 --> 00:03:13,783 Cool, we'll get some wood. We'll build something cool. 59 00:03:13,866 --> 00:03:14,867 Then we'll go get the money. 60 00:03:14,951 --> 00:03:17,370 That doesn't have anything to do with what we're talking about, Charlie. 61 00:03:17,453 --> 00:03:19,539 We're talking about being wooed by this corporate guy. 62 00:03:19,622 --> 00:03:21,165 - Dennis, just… - It's a waste of time? 63 00:03:21,249 --> 00:03:23,251 - How are you gonna be wood? - Let's just… 64 00:03:23,334 --> 00:03:26,087 Let's just go and sell this bar for everything we can get. 65 00:03:26,212 --> 00:03:28,423 Let's do it, boys. Let's go! 66 00:03:28,548 --> 00:03:31,217 Wait a second. What the hell am I supposed to do? 67 00:03:31,342 --> 00:03:34,720 Don't give a shit. 68 00:03:43,855 --> 00:03:46,107 Hi. I need to apply for a job. 69 00:03:46,190 --> 00:03:51,279 Right. Just fill out this application, and I'll put it in the stack with the others. 70 00:03:52,321 --> 00:03:54,115 Dee? Hey. 71 00:03:54,198 --> 00:03:56,742 - Hi. - Are you applying for a job here? 72 00:03:56,826 --> 00:03:57,952 - Here? - Yeah. 73 00:03:58,035 --> 00:04:01,747 What, are you crazy? Gross. No, I would never work here. 74 00:04:01,831 --> 00:04:03,791 - I'm working here. - Hmm. 75 00:04:03,916 --> 00:04:06,711 - Yeah. I'm assistant-managing. - I thought you worked at the coffee shop. 76 00:04:06,794 --> 00:04:10,506 Um, yeah, I do still, but a Starbucks moved in across the street, 77 00:04:10,590 --> 00:04:11,841 and they're stealing all our business. 78 00:04:11,924 --> 00:04:13,217 - Right across the street? - I know. 79 00:04:13,301 --> 00:04:16,262 Well, that is good to know. I love Starbucks. 80 00:04:16,387 --> 00:04:18,431 Oh. 81 00:04:18,556 --> 00:04:21,934 - That's why I'm working here. - Do you think you can get me a job? 82 00:04:22,018 --> 00:04:25,646 - Here? I thought you weren't applying. - Yeah. No, that was a lie. 83 00:04:26,272 --> 00:04:28,316 - Oh. Um… - Here's my application. 84 00:04:28,399 --> 00:04:32,779 - Okay. Uh, you didn't fill it out yet. - I Know. You do it. 85 00:04:32,862 --> 00:04:35,239 I don't mind. It's fine. I'm gonna grab a beer though while you're doing that. 86 00:04:35,323 --> 00:04:38,659 Come get me and give me all my stuff, and I'll start. I don't… 87 00:04:38,743 --> 00:04:41,162 Thank you so much. This is awesome. 88 00:04:41,454 --> 00:04:43,623 Did you go to high school or… 89 00:04:44,582 --> 00:04:47,502 So, you guys ready to sell? 90 00:04:47,585 --> 00:04:51,047 Whoa, whoa, whoa, pal. Listen. We have terms. 91 00:04:51,130 --> 00:04:53,382 Okay. What are your terms? 92 00:04:53,466 --> 00:04:56,803 - We'd like a plaque. - Of us, to be hung in the new restaurant 93 00:04:56,928 --> 00:04:58,763 to pay tribute and preserve our legacy. 94 00:04:58,846 --> 00:05:00,973 Now, it could also be a statue, okay? 95 00:05:01,140 --> 00:05:02,892 Something real classy though. 96 00:05:02,975 --> 00:05:05,269 Something like where those American soldiers 97 00:05:05,353 --> 00:05:07,522 are raising that flag up in that one war. 98 00:05:07,605 --> 00:05:10,650 - The war where we saved Japan. - Oh, correct. Hiroshima. 99 00:05:10,775 --> 00:05:12,985 Actually, Charlie, it wasn't Hiroshima. 100 00:05:13,069 --> 00:05:14,987 I'm pretty sure Hiroshima's in Japan, dude. 101 00:05:15,071 --> 00:05:17,073 We dropped a nuclear bomb on Japan. 102 00:05:17,156 --> 00:05:19,325 Why the hell would we drop a nuclear bomb on Japan? 103 00:05:19,408 --> 00:05:21,077 They make all our cars, dude. They're our friends. 104 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:22,578 Not my car. I buy American. 105 00:05:22,662 --> 00:05:25,289 American cars are pieces of shit, Frank. Everybody knows it. 106 00:05:25,373 --> 00:05:26,666 Yeah, you're making a big mistake, Frank. 107 00:05:26,749 --> 00:05:28,459 See Japan makes the best cars. And Germany. 108 00:05:28,543 --> 00:05:30,628 The problem with Germany is they don't make enough hybrids. 109 00:05:30,711 --> 00:05:33,881 Excuse me. Excuse me. 110 00:05:34,006 --> 00:05:36,008 - Excuse me! - What? 111 00:05:36,134 --> 00:05:37,343 Put some… 112 00:05:37,468 --> 00:05:39,762 - Is that it? - Not even close. 113 00:05:39,846 --> 00:05:41,013 It's the tip of the iceberg. 114 00:05:41,097 --> 00:05:43,307 We also wanna be the ones to blow up the bar. 115 00:05:43,391 --> 00:05:44,600 - I'm sorry? - Don't worry. 116 00:05:44,684 --> 00:05:46,102 We've already worked out everyone's part. 117 00:05:46,185 --> 00:05:49,730 You see, Mac, he's gonna hold the spool. Charlie's gonna do the countdown. 118 00:05:49,856 --> 00:05:52,358 Frank and I, we're gonna push the handle down… Kablowie. 119 00:05:52,442 --> 00:05:54,819 - And I want the chopper. - No! No! No! No! 120 00:05:54,902 --> 00:05:57,655 Excuse me, sir. I would like a helicopter flyby. 121 00:05:57,738 --> 00:06:00,116 I don't need to be in it. I just want your corporate chopper 122 00:06:00,199 --> 00:06:02,702 to fly by my apartment window real low and fast that's it. 123 00:06:02,785 --> 00:06:04,871 Okay. Okay, you know what, here's what I'm gonna do. 124 00:06:04,954 --> 00:06:07,081 I'm gonna pull the deal off the table. 125 00:06:10,668 --> 00:06:12,420 Fine. Then… 126 00:06:12,545 --> 00:06:15,339 we'll go with the original offer. 127 00:06:15,923 --> 00:06:17,091 No. 128 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:21,554 Well, something a little less than the original offer. Less money? 129 00:06:21,679 --> 00:06:23,890 We would accept something substantially less. 130 00:06:24,015 --> 00:06:26,434 I'm gonna go ahead and offer you nothing. 131 00:06:30,229 --> 00:06:32,648 You promised that you would not bring up the helicopter. 132 00:06:32,732 --> 00:06:34,442 You're not the boss of me, all right, so quit… 133 00:06:34,525 --> 00:06:36,235 Technically, Charlie, I am the boss of you, 134 00:06:36,319 --> 00:06:37,653 because I own half your shares. 135 00:06:37,737 --> 00:06:40,114 - Since when? - You sold me half your shares 136 00:06:40,198 --> 00:06:41,616 of the bar for goods and services. 137 00:06:41,699 --> 00:06:43,993 Wait a second. You've definitely given me half your shares, too. 138 00:06:44,076 --> 00:06:46,621 Maybe I gave you guys a couple shares when my back was against the wall 139 00:06:46,704 --> 00:06:47,872 and I needed a little breathing room. 140 00:06:47,955 --> 00:06:51,125 Bro, you gave me a shitload of shares one time for a half a sandwich. 141 00:06:51,209 --> 00:06:53,836 What are you guys doing? Is this a hose job where you're hosing me down? 142 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:57,507 - Dude, you hosed yourself down. - You hosed yourself up and down, Charlie. 143 00:06:57,590 --> 00:06:59,717 - What do you want me to do? - I don't care. 144 00:06:59,801 --> 00:07:00,885 Get a job. 145 00:07:00,968 --> 00:07:02,553 - Oh, get a job? Just get a job? - Yeah. 146 00:07:02,637 --> 00:07:05,556 Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon 147 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:09,602 and fire off into job-land where jobs grow on jobbies? 148 00:07:09,685 --> 00:07:11,395 Now we're wasting time. Will you get out of here? 149 00:07:11,479 --> 00:07:14,273 You know what? I'm walking. I can't stand you guys. 150 00:07:14,357 --> 00:07:17,110 Whew. Now that we got rid of that dead weight, 151 00:07:17,193 --> 00:07:18,820 let's come up with a strategy. 152 00:07:18,903 --> 00:07:20,321 - What's your plan? - I'm thinking, 153 00:07:20,404 --> 00:07:23,699 if this fat cat is not gonna woo us, 154 00:07:23,783 --> 00:07:26,410 then we gotta woo him. 155 00:07:26,494 --> 00:07:28,830 Yeah, uh-huh 156 00:07:28,913 --> 00:07:31,499 Give me the change, mister… 157 00:07:31,666 --> 00:07:33,251 I thought you guys were taking me to dinner. 158 00:07:33,334 --> 00:07:37,505 Come on. Who doesn't like to watch a naked woman swing 'round on a pole? 159 00:07:37,630 --> 00:07:40,216 - Gay man, for one. - Huh? 160 00:07:41,050 --> 00:07:43,970 - I'm gay. - No! 161 00:07:44,095 --> 00:07:46,681 You're so big and tough. You do not come across as gay. 162 00:07:46,806 --> 00:07:49,725 - You don't look like a gay guy. - That's 'cause he's a bear. 163 00:07:50,309 --> 00:07:51,727 - Huh? - He's a bear. 164 00:07:51,811 --> 00:07:54,313 Some gay guys are twinks, and others are bears. 165 00:07:54,397 --> 00:07:55,898 This gay guy's a bear. 166 00:07:55,982 --> 00:07:58,276 By the way, we're totally cool with that. To each his own. 167 00:07:58,359 --> 00:08:00,987 Wait. I'm a little confused here. What's a twink? 168 00:08:01,070 --> 00:08:02,738 A twink is small and slender like Mac. 169 00:08:02,822 --> 00:08:04,657 No. I'm too muscular. I would be a bear. 170 00:08:04,740 --> 00:08:06,826 Don't think so, bro. Not hairy enough. 171 00:08:07,034 --> 00:08:09,370 Smooth. I would be a bear. 172 00:08:09,454 --> 00:08:11,497 See, I don't think you'd be a bear either. 173 00:08:11,581 --> 00:08:13,124 As a matter of fact I don't know what you would be, 174 00:08:13,207 --> 00:08:14,375 because you're definitely not a twink. 175 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:16,794 - I'd be a top. That's for sure. - Maybe. 176 00:08:16,878 --> 00:08:19,630 Can a twink be a top, or is that reserved for bears? 177 00:08:19,714 --> 00:08:21,674 I'm sure there's a great deal of switching back and forth, 178 00:08:21,799 --> 00:08:23,593 but I think more often than not bears are tops. 179 00:08:23,676 --> 00:08:26,512 - Unless they happen to be power bottoms. - What's a power bottom? 180 00:08:26,637 --> 00:08:31,392 A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power. 181 00:08:31,517 --> 00:08:32,810 Actually, Mac, you got it backwards. 182 00:08:32,894 --> 00:08:35,730 You see, a power bottom's generating all the power by doing most of the work. 183 00:08:35,855 --> 00:08:39,192 Does the power have to do with the size or the strength of the bottom? 184 00:08:39,275 --> 00:08:41,611 Dennis, I've heard that speed has something to do with it. 185 00:08:41,694 --> 00:08:43,988 Speed has everything to do with it. 186 00:08:44,071 --> 00:08:45,698 You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top 187 00:08:45,782 --> 00:08:47,325 how much pressure he's supposed to apply. 188 00:08:47,408 --> 00:08:49,535 Speed's the name of the game. Right, buddy? 189 00:08:52,538 --> 00:08:53,915 God damn it. 190 00:08:53,998 --> 00:08:56,334 Great. So, now that you have your silverware all set out, 191 00:08:56,417 --> 00:08:59,170 you're gonna need to refill all the ketchup bottles that are in your sections. 192 00:08:59,253 --> 00:09:01,089 Ooh. That sounds like a whole thing. 193 00:09:01,172 --> 00:09:03,007 You know what I'll do, if they start to get empty, 194 00:09:03,091 --> 00:09:04,509 I'll just grab some from other tables. 195 00:09:04,592 --> 00:09:07,178 Um, no, because then someone else is doing your work for you. 196 00:09:07,261 --> 00:09:10,431 - Yeah, which makes my job easier. - No, that's not how we do it here. 197 00:09:10,556 --> 00:09:12,809 You actually have to follow the rules. We're very strict. 198 00:09:12,892 --> 00:09:15,103 Which means you probably shouldn't be drinking beer while… 199 00:09:15,186 --> 00:09:17,313 You probably should get used to it because I'm gonna do it anyway. 200 00:09:17,396 --> 00:09:20,233 Dee. Perfect. There you are. Look, I need a… 201 00:09:21,025 --> 00:09:23,402 Hello. This is a surprising turn. 202 00:09:23,486 --> 00:09:26,489 - Hello, Charlie. - How you doin'? This is good. You're here. 203 00:09:26,572 --> 00:09:29,992 - Why, you working here, or… - Wow. Look at you. You cracked the case. 204 00:09:30,076 --> 00:09:32,161 - Why are you here then? - Kind of hit rock bottom. Need a job. 205 00:09:32,245 --> 00:09:33,996 So, Dee, can you hook me up with a job here? 206 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:36,666 I've been here for, like, two hours, Charlie. Talk to the manager. 207 00:09:36,749 --> 00:09:39,335 - Oh, you're the manager now. Good for you. - Yeah. Thanks. 208 00:09:39,419 --> 00:09:43,381 - Not an easy accomplishment. So, job? - I don't think so, Charlie. 209 00:09:43,464 --> 00:09:44,966 You're pretty weird, you make me feel uncomfortable, 210 00:09:45,091 --> 00:09:46,092 and you smell really bad. 211 00:09:46,175 --> 00:09:48,636 You say that, but I don't… I don't see it. 212 00:09:48,761 --> 00:09:52,473 Look, when I'm at work, I am all about work. Right, Dee? 213 00:09:52,557 --> 00:09:54,809 - Really does clean a mean toilet. - I'll sparkle it. 214 00:09:54,892 --> 00:09:57,812 Fine. Fine. Okay, fine. I will give you a job. 215 00:09:57,895 --> 00:10:00,148 You can be the assistant sanitation apprentice. 216 00:10:00,231 --> 00:10:03,276 - Oh-ho! Nice. What does that guy do? - Hey! 217 00:10:03,359 --> 00:10:06,946 That guy is gonna clean up vomit and shit and put out grease fires. 218 00:10:07,029 --> 00:10:08,406 Sold. Dee, go get me a beer. 219 00:10:08,489 --> 00:10:10,450 - You can't drink beer on the job. - You can get your own beer. 220 00:10:10,533 --> 00:10:13,119 I gotta get a beer. Take the edge off… 221 00:10:13,202 --> 00:10:16,038 And then I'll get started doin' the fires, or whatever you want me to start. 222 00:10:16,164 --> 00:10:17,415 What was it? 223 00:10:22,211 --> 00:10:25,089 - Hey. You need to talk to me? - Dee, yeah. 224 00:10:25,214 --> 00:10:27,049 One of the bills that you dropped on one of your tables 225 00:10:27,133 --> 00:10:28,468 was actually the wrong one. 226 00:10:28,551 --> 00:10:31,304 No. I double-dropped it. I used to do it at Paddy's all the time. 227 00:10:31,387 --> 00:10:34,432 I use the same bill for two tables, and then I pocket the cash for the other one. 228 00:10:34,557 --> 00:10:36,434 - Um, that's stealing. - Yeah. I know. 229 00:10:36,517 --> 00:10:38,895 We're sticking it to those corporate bastards, aren't we? 230 00:10:38,978 --> 00:10:41,689 - We're not doing anything. - Okay. That's rude. 231 00:10:41,773 --> 00:10:44,817 If they find out that I know that you're doing this, I'm gonna lose my job. 232 00:10:44,901 --> 00:10:46,986 You know what? I'm not asking you to do much. 233 00:10:47,069 --> 00:10:50,448 Just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid. 234 00:10:50,531 --> 00:10:52,241 No. I need this job. 235 00:10:52,325 --> 00:10:54,827 - Wow. Fine. Fine. - Okay. 236 00:10:54,911 --> 00:10:56,746 - I do. - Okay. 237 00:10:56,829 --> 00:10:59,165 I have no idea why Dennis thinks you're so cool. 238 00:10:59,290 --> 00:11:01,501 - Did you say that Dennis thinks I'm cool? - What's that? 239 00:11:01,626 --> 00:11:03,544 Did you say that Dennis thinks I'm cool? 240 00:11:03,628 --> 00:11:06,214 He thinks you're really cool. But, I mean, he's my brother, 241 00:11:06,297 --> 00:11:08,216 so we recap the day with each other. 242 00:11:08,299 --> 00:11:10,009 When I tell him about this, I feel like he's gonna be… 243 00:11:10,093 --> 00:11:11,719 No. You don't need to tell him that this happened. 244 00:11:11,803 --> 00:11:12,804 No? 245 00:11:12,929 --> 00:11:15,348 No, because if you tell him that I'm cool, 246 00:11:15,431 --> 00:11:19,977 then maybe we can forget that this whole thing ever happened. 247 00:11:20,061 --> 00:11:21,395 - Deal. - Deal. 248 00:11:21,479 --> 00:11:22,688 Knock, knock. Sorry to interrupt. 249 00:11:22,772 --> 00:11:25,108 Look, Dee, let's talk sugars for one quick second. 250 00:11:25,191 --> 00:11:26,901 You got a sugar crisis on your tables. 251 00:11:26,984 --> 00:11:29,654 Those little sugar-holder things, they don't refill themselves all right. 252 00:11:29,737 --> 00:11:31,114 We're doing all the work for you, 253 00:11:31,197 --> 00:11:33,116 and you're making your manager here look bad, okay. 254 00:11:33,199 --> 00:11:34,951 - Thanks, Charlie. - No. No sweat. 255 00:11:35,034 --> 00:11:36,786 It's a team effort out there, right? You know. 256 00:11:36,869 --> 00:11:38,287 You gotta pick up your slack. 257 00:11:38,371 --> 00:11:39,705 Otherwise, we're doing all the work for you. 258 00:11:39,789 --> 00:11:41,165 You're getting a little close. 259 00:11:41,249 --> 00:11:44,043 No, I think I was just stretching out, and maybe you leaned in. 260 00:11:44,127 --> 00:11:46,504 I don't think so, but let's not let that happen again. 261 00:11:46,587 --> 00:11:49,882 Didn't mean to do anything inappropriate. I was just trying to help out. 262 00:11:50,007 --> 00:11:51,676 Okay, you know what? Back to work, everyone. 263 00:11:51,801 --> 00:11:53,094 Back to work, everybody. 264 00:11:53,177 --> 00:11:54,804 - Back to work. - Back to work. 265 00:11:54,887 --> 00:11:56,806 Will you please drop the act? 266 00:11:56,889 --> 00:11:59,058 She is not into you, and you're making me look bad. 267 00:11:59,142 --> 00:12:01,602 You're making yourself look bad. Your tables are pathetic, Dee. 268 00:12:01,686 --> 00:12:03,855 - You're not gonna impress her. - We'll see. 269 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:09,152 Yeah. 270 00:12:09,277 --> 00:12:11,529 - Oh! - He's still got it. 271 00:12:11,612 --> 00:12:13,823 What is going on here, Frank? Who are these guys? 272 00:12:13,906 --> 00:12:16,242 Oh. These are the Yellow Jacket boys… 273 00:12:16,325 --> 00:12:18,327 My old street gang from the '50s. 274 00:12:18,411 --> 00:12:21,247 What exactly are your old, pathetic friends doing here, Frank? 275 00:12:21,330 --> 00:12:24,834 The corporate guy decided to buy the bookstore down the block. 276 00:12:24,917 --> 00:12:27,837 So me and the boys thought we'd do a little loitering. 277 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:31,466 That's dumb. That is a dumb, stupid, dumb idea. Dumb. 278 00:12:31,549 --> 00:12:33,634 No, Dennis, it's not that dumb of an idea. 279 00:12:33,718 --> 00:12:35,636 Look, if we can establish that there's a seedy element 280 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,180 outside of that bookstore, 281 00:12:37,263 --> 00:12:39,182 maybe the offer comes back to us. 282 00:12:39,265 --> 00:12:42,185 - Exactly. - You guys do whatever you want. 283 00:12:42,268 --> 00:12:45,104 I'm gonna go back to that Oldies Rock Cafe and get Charlie and Dee back. 284 00:12:45,188 --> 00:12:46,564 If we're not gonna sell the bar, 285 00:12:46,647 --> 00:12:49,692 we at least need them here cleaning our toilets and serving us our beer. 286 00:12:49,776 --> 00:12:53,613 Great. Frank, please tell me that you have another one of those jackets. 287 00:12:53,696 --> 00:12:55,865 Not for you, bitch. 288 00:13:00,036 --> 00:13:01,704 What the hell are you doing here? 289 00:13:01,788 --> 00:13:04,957 We want you guys to come back because they pulled out of the sale. 290 00:13:05,041 --> 00:13:08,002 So you screw me over to sell the bar, and then you blow it. 291 00:13:08,086 --> 00:13:10,671 And now you want me to come back probably just to serve you drinks 292 00:13:10,755 --> 00:13:11,881 and not pay me anything. 293 00:13:11,964 --> 00:13:13,257 Is that a yes or… What is that? 294 00:13:13,341 --> 00:13:15,093 That's a no, dick. I am very happy here. 295 00:13:15,176 --> 00:13:17,553 I will have you know I am taking this place up the butt 296 00:13:17,637 --> 00:13:19,639 with a little scheme I like to call Dee's Double Drop. 297 00:13:19,722 --> 00:13:22,433 - You're doing the double drop here, too? - You know about this? 298 00:13:22,517 --> 00:13:25,561 Oh, yeah. We always used to take the difference out of your purse. 299 00:13:25,645 --> 00:13:28,022 - What? - Are there always this many chicks here? 300 00:13:28,815 --> 00:13:29,982 Yeah. College crowd. 301 00:13:30,066 --> 00:13:32,610 Oh, college chicks. I like that. 302 00:13:32,693 --> 00:13:35,696 Tell you what. Why don't you get me a job as a bartender here? 303 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:38,491 No. Screw you. I'm not helping you. 304 00:13:38,574 --> 00:13:40,326 - Why wouldn't you help me? - What are you talking about? 305 00:13:40,451 --> 00:13:43,579 - How is it not obvious? - It's not obvious to me at all. 306 00:13:43,663 --> 00:13:45,832 You are stupid. You are straight-up stupid. 307 00:13:45,915 --> 00:13:47,667 Why the hell am I talking to you about this anyway? 308 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:48,835 You're just an underling around this place. 309 00:13:48,918 --> 00:13:51,421 - Let me talk to a manager. - I think that's a very good idea. 310 00:13:51,504 --> 00:13:53,714 I'll tell you what. Why don't you take this application 311 00:13:53,798 --> 00:13:55,216 and go to the back office? 312 00:13:55,299 --> 00:13:57,343 And I'll send the manager right in to you. 313 00:13:57,427 --> 00:13:59,429 - Okay, all right. Back here? - Back there. 314 00:13:59,512 --> 00:14:01,013 You son of a bitch. 315 00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:05,601 Hey. Sorry for keeping you waiting. 316 00:14:05,685 --> 00:14:07,478 It's busy out there tonight, man. 317 00:14:07,562 --> 00:14:09,772 So, Charlie Kelly. Nice to meet you. 318 00:14:09,856 --> 00:14:13,985 Uh, I understand you're looking for a bartending position. 319 00:14:14,986 --> 00:14:15,987 What the hell you doin', man? 320 00:14:16,070 --> 00:14:17,155 You're the manager here now? 321 00:14:17,238 --> 00:14:19,240 Things move very quickly here at the Oldies Rock Cafe. 322 00:14:19,323 --> 00:14:22,702 May I? I need to look over your forms here. 323 00:14:22,785 --> 00:14:26,247 I think I'll just… Can I just take a quick peek at that? Thank you. 324 00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:29,250 Let's take a little look-see here. Okay. Good. 325 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:31,335 Good, good. This all looks good. 326 00:14:31,461 --> 00:14:34,338 So, uh, tell me about Paddy's Pub. 327 00:14:34,464 --> 00:14:35,506 Are you kidding me? 328 00:14:35,590 --> 00:14:37,425 I think I need to know what your duties were. 329 00:14:37,508 --> 00:14:39,802 - I'm not gonna answer any of your… - Did you do anything there? 330 00:14:39,886 --> 00:14:41,387 I am not gonna answer any of your questions. 331 00:14:41,471 --> 00:14:42,889 All right? Just give me a job. 332 00:14:42,972 --> 00:14:46,017 Really. Well, does not respond well to authority. Noted. 333 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:48,060 Oh, God damn it. God damn you. 334 00:14:48,144 --> 00:14:51,063 Language is a bit of an issue here at the Oldies Rock Cafe. 335 00:14:51,147 --> 00:14:54,317 Charlie! What are you doing in my office? 336 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,027 A little research. 337 00:14:56,110 --> 00:14:57,487 Are you… Dennis. 338 00:14:57,570 --> 00:15:00,490 - Hey. - Hi. 339 00:15:00,573 --> 00:15:02,492 Wow, look at you. You look… 340 00:15:02,575 --> 00:15:05,119 - Lookin' good. - Okay. 341 00:15:05,203 --> 00:15:07,163 - Are you the manager? - Yes. 342 00:15:07,246 --> 00:15:11,709 First of all, let me just apologize to you for never calling you back, ever. 343 00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:16,214 And secondly, I'm here because I'm looking for a bartending job. 344 00:15:16,339 --> 00:15:19,008 Oh, well, maybe I should then… 345 00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:22,386 - I'll go and just get your… Uniform. - Get me a uniform? 346 00:15:22,887 --> 00:15:24,180 Is that what you were gonna say? 347 00:15:24,305 --> 00:15:26,182 We said the same thing earlier. So… 348 00:15:26,307 --> 00:15:27,642 - Off you go. - Okay. 349 00:15:27,725 --> 00:15:30,770 Okay. 350 00:15:30,853 --> 00:15:32,313 What is her name again? 351 00:15:32,522 --> 00:15:33,898 I hate you. 352 00:15:47,078 --> 00:15:48,913 That was a knock, man. 353 00:15:49,372 --> 00:15:52,416 This isn't very intimidating, Frank. 354 00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:54,877 Don't worry. We're sending out a strong message, Mac. 355 00:15:54,961 --> 00:15:57,213 Hey, look, kids. It's a '50s doo-wop group. 356 00:15:57,296 --> 00:16:00,007 What? No, we're not a '50s doo-wop group. 357 00:16:00,091 --> 00:16:02,218 - Listen, would you sing us a song? - We don't sing, guy. 358 00:16:02,301 --> 00:16:05,805 Oh, yeah, we do. We'll sing. We'll sing for you. Right, boys? 359 00:16:05,888 --> 00:16:08,683 - You guys sing? - Of course we sing. We're a gang. 360 00:16:08,766 --> 00:16:11,144 No, no! Gangsters don't sing! 361 00:16:11,227 --> 00:16:13,354 What are you talking about? Ever hear of gangster rap? 362 00:16:13,438 --> 00:16:15,273 We are not gonna intimidate anybody if we're entertaining 363 00:16:15,356 --> 00:16:16,899 the whole goddamn neighborhood. 364 00:16:16,983 --> 00:16:19,068 Are you kidding me? Listen to this. 365 00:16:19,193 --> 00:16:20,945 One, two, three. 366 00:16:21,028 --> 00:16:22,363 Bom, bom, bom 367 00:16:22,447 --> 00:16:23,990 Those darn Yellow Jacket boys 368 00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,783 Buzz, buzz, bumble 369 00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:29,495 They don't pay for soda pop 'cause they really rumble 370 00:16:29,579 --> 00:16:32,623 Buzz, buzz, buzz, bzz, bzz, bzz 371 00:16:32,707 --> 00:16:34,542 God damn it! 372 00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:37,128 God damn it! 373 00:16:37,211 --> 00:16:38,963 - Ooh-ooh - Yeah 374 00:16:39,046 --> 00:16:41,799 Bum-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba oomba-oom 375 00:16:41,883 --> 00:16:43,926 Lick 'em and stick 'em, ladies! 376 00:16:44,010 --> 00:16:46,429 Ba-ba-ba-ba oomba-oom 377 00:16:46,512 --> 00:16:47,555 - Whoo! - Excuse me. 378 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,683 Wow. You know what? You are not allowed to drink on the job. 379 00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:53,311 - What are you doing? - I'm a bartender. All I do is drink. 380 00:16:53,394 --> 00:16:54,979 Um, that's against the rules here. 381 00:16:55,062 --> 00:16:56,606 We're not actually following the rules, are we? 382 00:16:56,689 --> 00:16:59,317 Hey, cocktail, can I get those drinks before my shift ends? 383 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,861 I'm sorry. I've been so busy getting so many phone numbers. 384 00:17:01,944 --> 00:17:02,987 Yeah, what's that all about? 385 00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:04,781 While you've been picking up bar whores, 386 00:17:04,864 --> 00:17:07,408 I have been double-dropping like a bastard out there. 387 00:17:07,492 --> 00:17:09,243 Oh, my God. You're double-dropping again, Dee? 388 00:17:09,327 --> 00:17:10,661 Oh, I never stopped double-dropping. 389 00:17:10,745 --> 00:17:13,748 - That is unbelievable. - What are you on about? 390 00:17:13,831 --> 00:17:15,291 I thought we were sticking it to the man. 391 00:17:15,374 --> 00:17:16,751 I am not sticking it to anyone. 392 00:17:16,876 --> 00:17:19,253 This is my job. I have to report you two. 393 00:17:19,337 --> 00:17:21,422 Wow. 394 00:17:21,506 --> 00:17:24,884 This tattletale business is very ugly, isn't it, Dennis? 395 00:17:25,009 --> 00:17:26,469 Yeah. 396 00:17:26,552 --> 00:17:27,678 You know what, Dennis. 397 00:17:27,762 --> 00:17:30,890 I took a chance giving you a job here, and you're screwing me over. 398 00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:32,642 Why are you being so needy? 399 00:17:32,725 --> 00:17:34,560 Do you realize how unattractive that is to me? 400 00:17:34,644 --> 00:17:37,480 Don't you wanna be attractive to me? Come on. 401 00:17:37,563 --> 00:17:39,690 All right, ladies. Who wants to do a shot off my abs? 402 00:17:42,151 --> 00:17:44,195 Hey, what's goin' on over there? Are you all right? 403 00:17:44,278 --> 00:17:47,198 I'm not all right. Dennis and Dee are being complete ass-faces. 404 00:17:47,281 --> 00:17:49,200 You know, I gave them a chance to work here. 405 00:17:49,283 --> 00:17:51,661 They're stealing from the restaurant, and I'm gonna get fired. 406 00:17:51,744 --> 00:17:53,621 - What? They're stealing? - Yes. 407 00:17:53,704 --> 00:17:56,874 I'll tell you what. I will take care of Dennis and Dee for you, all right? 408 00:17:56,958 --> 00:17:59,293 - I will rid you of those two jerks. - Really? 409 00:17:59,419 --> 00:18:01,337 - Yes. - Thanks, Charlie. 410 00:18:01,421 --> 00:18:03,047 That's really nice of you. 411 00:18:03,131 --> 00:18:04,632 Hey, how about a hug to cheer you up? 412 00:18:04,715 --> 00:18:06,926 Well, a quick one. 413 00:18:07,009 --> 00:18:09,470 Oh, for real? Oh, man. 414 00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:11,556 Okay. That's good. 415 00:18:11,639 --> 00:18:14,559 - Doesn't this feel right? - That felt good. No. Thank you. 416 00:18:14,642 --> 00:18:17,311 - Wow. Why are you so sweaty? - It's really hot in here. 417 00:18:17,437 --> 00:18:19,313 - It's not hot. It's freezing. - It is freezing, isn't it? 418 00:18:19,439 --> 00:18:20,815 They're blazing that AC. 419 00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:24,318 All right, listen, Yellow Jackets. Just let me do the talking. Okay? 420 00:18:24,402 --> 00:18:26,487 I'm gonna let my blade do the talkin'. 421 00:18:26,571 --> 00:18:28,573 Jesus Christ, Frank! No blades. Okay? 422 00:18:28,656 --> 00:18:30,158 We're just sending him a message. 423 00:18:30,241 --> 00:18:33,077 If he doesn't buy the bar, then there's gonna be trouble. 424 00:18:33,161 --> 00:18:35,621 You bet. 425 00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:40,585 What are you people doing at my house? 426 00:18:40,668 --> 00:18:43,504 Well, actually, sir, we are here just to talk. 427 00:18:43,588 --> 00:18:45,006 I'm not buying your bar. 428 00:18:45,131 --> 00:18:48,009 Look, pal, you'd better not mess with us. 429 00:18:48,134 --> 00:18:49,802 - You see Hawky over here? - Uh-huh. 430 00:18:49,927 --> 00:18:53,556 He's crazy. I'm not sure what he's capable of. 431 00:18:53,973 --> 00:18:56,642 Is that right? You got something to say, old man? 432 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:09,572 Good night. 433 00:19:10,448 --> 00:19:13,951 Guess what? I just topped myself for most phone numbers in one day. Nine. 434 00:19:14,035 --> 00:19:16,287 - Nine? Come on. - What do you think? 435 00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:18,289 - Six strawberry margaritas, please. - You got it, babe. 436 00:19:18,372 --> 00:19:19,624 You know what? Don't make 'em, 437 00:19:19,707 --> 00:19:21,584 'cause you won't have your jobs much longer. 438 00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:24,962 Corporate's on their way down here right now to fire your asses. 439 00:19:25,046 --> 00:19:26,714 What? You told on us? 440 00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:30,593 Babe, don't do that to me. I feel like we were getting so close, sweet baby. 441 00:19:30,676 --> 00:19:33,096 - He doesn't even know your name. - Yes, I do. 442 00:19:33,179 --> 00:19:36,516 - What's my name? What is it? - Beautiful. 443 00:19:36,599 --> 00:19:39,644 - Oh, my God. You're a dick. - I called you Beautiful all the time. 444 00:19:39,769 --> 00:19:41,562 Would you not want to be called beautiful? 445 00:19:41,646 --> 00:19:43,356 One of you guys the one who called me? 446 00:19:43,439 --> 00:19:45,650 Right here, okay. These are the two that were stealing. 447 00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:47,819 Wait a minute. I know you. And you. 448 00:19:47,902 --> 00:19:49,695 You're the guys who own that dive bar down the street. 449 00:19:49,779 --> 00:19:50,780 You're the… 450 00:19:50,863 --> 00:19:52,824 - corporate dude with the helicopter. - Right. 451 00:19:52,907 --> 00:19:55,952 Listen, here's the thing. I had a really strange night last night. 452 00:19:56,035 --> 00:19:57,620 Your friends and their doo-wop group, 453 00:19:57,703 --> 00:19:59,705 they showed up at my house and attacked me. 454 00:19:59,789 --> 00:20:03,709 One of them died on my doorstep, and it sort of put me in a funk. 455 00:20:03,793 --> 00:20:07,004 So I'm gonna clean house, and you're all fired. 456 00:20:07,088 --> 00:20:10,425 - What? - Yeah. You guys are all fired. 457 00:20:10,508 --> 00:20:12,552 I'm not fired. I'm not fired, right? 458 00:20:12,635 --> 00:20:14,303 Did you… Did you hire these people? 459 00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:16,472 - She sure did. She's the manager. - She hired me. 460 00:20:16,556 --> 00:20:19,892 Then clearly you're an idiot, because these people are psychopaths. 461 00:20:19,976 --> 00:20:22,603 But, no, you're not fired. I'm just kidding. You are. 462 00:20:22,687 --> 00:20:24,272 Everybody, get the hell out of my restaurant. 463 00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:26,607 - Psychotic. Come on. - God damn it. 464 00:20:26,691 --> 00:20:28,818 God damn it, Charlie! Really? 465 00:20:28,901 --> 00:20:30,695 How am I gonna pay for my rent next month? Huh? 466 00:20:30,778 --> 00:20:32,238 Don't worry about it. Come live with me, all right. 467 00:20:32,321 --> 00:20:34,740 Go to hell! 468 00:20:34,824 --> 00:20:37,743 Whoa. She is strung up super tight. 469 00:20:37,827 --> 00:20:39,537 You guys wanna do some farewell shots? 470 00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:41,289 - Absolutely, buddy. - Here we go. 471 00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,624 Hawky lived a fast, hard life. 472 00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:48,337 Some stars shine so bright that they burn out before their time. 473 00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:50,298 We're gonna miss you, Hawky. 474 00:20:59,682 --> 00:21:02,477 - Okay. You ready, boys? - Yeah. 475 00:21:03,311 --> 00:21:04,520 Boom, boom, boom, boom 476 00:21:04,604 --> 00:21:07,982 Hawky never spoke much 477 00:21:08,107 --> 00:21:11,903 But he had his doo-doo-doo-wop 478 00:21:11,986 --> 00:21:17,575 Now you're buzzing around that hive in the sky 479 00:21:19,744 --> 00:21:24,665 - Yellow Jacket Hawky - Oh, yeah 480 00:21:24,749 --> 00:21:31,339 We bid you good-bye 481 00:21:33,424 --> 00:21:38,012 Buzz