1 00:00:00,552 --> 00:00:02,304 - He's supposed to be the next Eminem. - What is he? 2 00:00:02,387 --> 00:00:04,472 - Like a small guy or little guy? - No, probably not. 3 00:00:04,556 --> 00:00:05,807 I think it's just a rapper thing. 4 00:00:05,891 --> 00:00:06,933 - Lil' Kim. - Yeah, it's like… 5 00:00:07,017 --> 00:00:08,602 You never know though. He could have, like, 6 00:00:08,685 --> 00:00:11,229 a little hand or a little foot or something. 7 00:00:11,313 --> 00:00:13,732 I doubt he'd want to call attention to that by calling himself L'il Kev. 8 00:00:13,815 --> 00:00:15,734 That could be his thing. Biggie Smalls was fat. 9 00:00:15,817 --> 00:00:18,862 - Yeah. He was big and small. And, like… - Right. 10 00:00:18,945 --> 00:00:21,031 I guess his head was small, but his body was big. 11 00:00:21,114 --> 00:00:23,408 So this guy could have a little hand and a giant body. 12 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:26,119 What's up, hos? I'd like you to meet somebody. 13 00:00:26,203 --> 00:00:28,580 Kevin, these are the clowns I work with. 14 00:00:28,663 --> 00:00:30,582 - Oh, this your crew, baby? - Mmm-hmm. 15 00:00:30,665 --> 00:00:33,960 Girl, you silly. They ain't no clowns. What up, fellas? 16 00:00:34,044 --> 00:00:36,796 - What's up, man? - Hey, man. How's it going? 17 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:38,757 I gots to get back to the studio, but I'll holler 18 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:39,883 at you later, okay, pooh bear? 19 00:00:41,218 --> 00:00:42,385 Yo, later, fellas. 20 00:00:42,636 --> 00:00:44,304 - See ya, man. - Yeah. 21 00:00:44,387 --> 00:00:47,349 Boom. Yep, you're seein' it. 22 00:00:47,891 --> 00:00:51,019 Hey, Dee, does that guy have, like, a little hand? 23 00:00:51,102 --> 00:00:53,313 Charlie, I was gonna say his foot looks small. 24 00:00:53,396 --> 00:00:55,065 Nah. Well, dude, it's possible. 25 00:00:55,148 --> 00:00:57,567 The shoes were the same size, but his hand was like… 26 00:00:57,859 --> 00:00:59,778 He doesn't have a little hand or a little foot. 27 00:00:59,986 --> 00:01:01,905 - Wait. Did that guy go to Waldron? - I don't know. 28 00:01:01,988 --> 00:01:03,323 - Is his name Kevin Gallagher? - Yes. 29 00:01:03,406 --> 00:01:06,368 - Holy shit. No, that guy's retarded. - Well, you're retarded. 30 00:01:06,451 --> 00:01:07,494 No, Dee, that's not what I'm saying. 31 00:01:07,577 --> 00:01:09,371 I'm saying he is an actual retarded person. 32 00:01:09,454 --> 00:01:10,872 We went to elementary school together. 33 00:01:10,956 --> 00:01:12,916 He used to take classes in a trailer outside school. 34 00:01:12,999 --> 00:01:14,084 He rode the short bus. 35 00:01:14,167 --> 00:01:17,379 Whatever. You think I wouldn't know if the guy I'm dating is retarded? 36 00:01:20,590 --> 00:01:23,593 There is no way I am dating a retarded person. 37 00:02:00,130 --> 00:02:02,132 But he's so tough and popular and famous. 38 00:02:02,257 --> 00:02:03,967 I mean, he's a successful musician. 39 00:02:04,092 --> 00:02:07,429 Jesus, sweetie. The guy might be retarded. 40 00:02:07,512 --> 00:02:11,433 Yeah, but he might not be. Plus, he gives me things. 41 00:02:11,516 --> 00:02:13,852 Did you guys see this necklace? It's got diamonds in it. 42 00:02:13,935 --> 00:02:15,854 I gotta think about this. 43 00:02:16,021 --> 00:02:18,648 Come take a look at my elementary school yearbook sometime, Dee. 44 00:02:18,773 --> 00:02:20,358 Uh, guys, I'm getting an idea. 45 00:02:20,442 --> 00:02:22,819 - Charlie, follow me on this one for a sec. - Okay. 46 00:02:22,903 --> 00:02:26,072 Retarded or not… I mean, clearly there's something off about that guy. 47 00:02:26,156 --> 00:02:27,866 That guy's very messed up. 48 00:02:27,949 --> 00:02:30,702 - Yeah. No, I'm saying he's retarded. - Yeah, whatever. 49 00:02:30,785 --> 00:02:32,746 But he's an up-and-coming musician. I mean, he's, like, 50 00:02:32,829 --> 00:02:34,831 really building a following in this city. 51 00:02:34,915 --> 00:02:37,083 - He's like the next Eminem. - Right he's supposed to be big. 52 00:02:37,167 --> 00:02:40,587 Okay. So, if he can do it, why can't we? 53 00:02:40,962 --> 00:02:42,923 I can't argue that logic, man. What are you suggesting? 54 00:02:43,006 --> 00:02:44,424 I'm thinking we start a band. 55 00:02:44,508 --> 00:02:46,718 Holy shit. Yeah! 56 00:02:46,843 --> 00:02:48,386 Yeah? 57 00:02:48,512 --> 00:02:50,514 - We're in a band! - Yeah! Let's do it! 58 00:02:50,597 --> 00:02:52,891 - I've always wanted to be a rock god. - Ooh! Ooh, ooh. 59 00:02:53,016 --> 00:02:55,352 - Why are you "ooh, ooh-ing" me? - You're not in it. 60 00:02:56,686 --> 00:02:58,438 Why am I not in it? I have a great voice. 61 00:02:58,522 --> 00:03:00,732 You do have a great voice. You know what, man? You have an excellent voice. 62 00:03:00,815 --> 00:03:03,360 But the problem is you're into all that early '80s glam rock fem shit, 63 00:03:03,443 --> 00:03:05,445 and it's just not the artistic direction I wanna take the band in. 64 00:03:05,529 --> 00:03:07,822 Artistic direction? You guys don't even play instruments. 65 00:03:07,906 --> 00:03:09,908 - Well, no… - Okay, well, that doesn't matter, does it? 66 00:03:09,991 --> 00:03:12,118 Because it's all about rocking and looking cool and kicking ass. 67 00:03:12,202 --> 00:03:14,871 Yeah, I think he's right. It's all about image and marketing. 68 00:03:14,955 --> 00:03:17,791 I mean, there's no bands out there with any musical ability. 69 00:03:17,874 --> 00:03:20,126 Frank, I like the way you think. You're in the band. 70 00:03:23,672 --> 00:03:25,924 Wow. Dude, don't overreact about it, man. 71 00:03:26,007 --> 00:03:28,718 Frank, get out that checkbook. You're gonna buy us some instruments. 72 00:03:31,096 --> 00:03:32,430 Yeah, brother. That's a hot guitar. 73 00:03:32,514 --> 00:03:36,434 You got, uh, graphite reinforced neck, 35-inch scale, two hum buckers. 74 00:03:36,518 --> 00:03:38,270 Yeah, guy, move over six inches. 75 00:03:38,895 --> 00:03:40,063 Oh, yeah. 76 00:03:40,146 --> 00:03:42,732 - Um, yeah, so I was saying… - Yeah, that's it. Shut up. 77 00:03:44,067 --> 00:03:45,402 Soak it in. 78 00:03:45,610 --> 00:03:48,613 - So, uh, graphite reinforced neck… - Boom. Yeah. 79 00:03:48,697 --> 00:03:52,117 - 35-inch scale… - Shh. That's the one. 80 00:04:02,210 --> 00:04:05,630 - Check this thing out. It's like a weapon. - Cool, bro. 81 00:04:05,714 --> 00:04:08,091 Holy shit. Where did you learn how to play like that? 82 00:04:08,216 --> 00:04:12,345 Oh, man, keyboards just make sense to me, man. I get 'em, you know? 83 00:04:12,429 --> 00:04:15,599 Charlie, you're amazing. Hey, man, you're gonna be our ace in the hole. 84 00:04:15,974 --> 00:04:18,351 You know what though? Can I talk to you for a second about this? 85 00:04:18,518 --> 00:04:20,145 - Sure. - Any way that I can be 86 00:04:20,228 --> 00:04:21,313 in the back of the stage… 87 00:04:21,396 --> 00:04:23,732 - Or, like, behind some kind of curtain? - Why? 88 00:04:24,065 --> 00:04:26,568 - Can I bare my soul to you for a second? - Of course, buddy. 89 00:04:27,277 --> 00:04:29,613 This is huge for me. I've always wanted to do this. 90 00:04:29,696 --> 00:04:31,865 It's, like, this is a big deal. I've just always been afraid 91 00:04:31,948 --> 00:04:33,950 that people are gonna boo me or they're gonna hate me. 92 00:04:34,034 --> 00:04:36,411 It's why I've never pursued my dreams, man. 93 00:04:36,661 --> 00:04:38,246 So, I mean, if that happens, 94 00:04:38,330 --> 00:04:39,956 it's gonna crush me, I'm gonna crumble, 95 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,208 I'm gonna fall to pieces, I'm gonna scream. 96 00:04:41,291 --> 00:04:42,959 You're not listening to what I'm saying, are you? 97 00:04:43,043 --> 00:04:46,004 Totally. Dude, I think we should do, like, a Sex Pistols thing, right? 98 00:04:46,087 --> 00:04:48,507 Where I'm Sid Vicious and you're Johnny Rotten. 99 00:04:48,590 --> 00:04:50,383 No, no. I'm Simon and you're Garfunkel, if anything. 100 00:04:50,592 --> 00:04:51,843 You're Axl, I'm Slash. 101 00:04:51,927 --> 00:04:54,804 No. I'm "Holland" Oates. You're, like, Peter Gabriel. 102 00:04:55,388 --> 00:04:56,932 Hall & Oates is two separate people. 103 00:04:57,224 --> 00:05:00,602 No, "Holland" is his first name and Oates is his last name, dude. 104 00:05:00,685 --> 00:05:03,104 Whatever, dude. I just wanna kick ass. 105 00:05:03,188 --> 00:05:05,232 - Hey. You with that bald guy? - Yeah. 106 00:05:05,315 --> 00:05:07,609 Yeah, well, get him out of here, or I'm calling the cops. 107 00:05:19,788 --> 00:05:21,206 I'm taking these. 108 00:05:22,457 --> 00:05:25,961 There he is. Good old Special K. He is drooling on himself. 109 00:05:26,044 --> 00:05:28,088 Well, so what? He's, like, seven in this yearbook. 110 00:05:28,171 --> 00:05:30,382 Okay, if I'm gonna break up with this guy, I need some proof. 111 00:05:30,465 --> 00:05:33,134 Well, look, Dee, you're free to date whoever you want, okay? 112 00:05:33,218 --> 00:05:36,137 I just think you should know whether or not you're gold-digging a retarded guy. 113 00:05:36,221 --> 00:05:40,350 Okay, number one, I'm not gold-digging anybody, okay? I really like this guy. 114 00:05:40,433 --> 00:05:42,018 Second of all, this doesn't prove that he's retarded. 115 00:05:42,102 --> 00:05:43,144 You want proof? 116 00:05:43,228 --> 00:05:45,021 - I want proof. - When are you seeing him next? 117 00:05:45,105 --> 00:05:47,816 - I'm picking him up in, like, an hour. - You're picking him up? 118 00:05:48,108 --> 00:05:50,193 - He doesn't drive. - Ooh. Uh, that's funny, 119 00:05:50,277 --> 00:05:52,529 'cause people who aren't retarded usually drive. 120 00:05:52,612 --> 00:05:54,698 Retarded one. Normal zero. 121 00:05:59,119 --> 00:06:02,998 Not bad, Dennis. Nice neighborhood. Owns his own house. Three stories. 122 00:06:03,540 --> 00:06:05,834 Looks like it's retarded one, normal one. 123 00:06:06,334 --> 00:06:07,752 Yes? 124 00:06:07,878 --> 00:06:10,213 Oh, hi. I think we have the wrong address. 125 00:06:10,297 --> 00:06:12,465 - Are you Dee? - Yeah. Who are you? 126 00:06:12,549 --> 00:06:14,801 I'm Kevin's mom. Come on in. 127 00:06:15,802 --> 00:06:18,305 Oh, lives with his mom. I think I'll be taking that point back. 128 00:06:19,431 --> 00:06:21,558 Kevin's in his room. Go on up if you like. 129 00:06:21,641 --> 00:06:23,894 Oh, thank you, Mrs. Gallagher. You must be very, 130 00:06:23,977 --> 00:06:25,312 very proud of your son. 131 00:06:25,395 --> 00:06:27,772 I mean, he has overcome some pretty difficult odds. 132 00:06:27,939 --> 00:06:29,107 Yes, he has. 133 00:06:29,191 --> 00:06:30,567 - Well, you're talking about the rapping. - Excuse me? 134 00:06:30,650 --> 00:06:32,819 Those odds you refer to, you're talking about his rapping career. 135 00:06:33,028 --> 00:06:34,446 - I guess. - Mrs. Gallagher, 136 00:06:34,613 --> 00:06:36,865 would you describe your son as a special guy? 137 00:06:36,990 --> 00:06:38,658 - No, you can't do that. - Why can't I do that? What's wrong… 138 00:06:38,742 --> 00:06:40,202 Because he's her son. Of course he's special. 139 00:06:40,285 --> 00:06:42,746 That's an easy yes. You think he's special, right? 140 00:06:42,913 --> 00:06:44,331 - Yes. - Yeah, that means nothing to me. 141 00:06:44,414 --> 00:06:46,625 That means a whole lot. Retarded three, normal zero. 142 00:06:52,422 --> 00:06:55,008 Hold on. Hang on. How come you got that point? That was my point. 143 00:06:55,091 --> 00:06:56,092 - What… - That was my point. 144 00:06:56,176 --> 00:06:57,761 - Retarded two, normal one. - She practically came out 145 00:06:57,844 --> 00:07:00,055 and told us he was retarded. Retarded four, normal zero. 146 00:07:00,138 --> 00:07:02,265 Whoa! Hold on a second. Where'd four come from? 147 00:07:02,349 --> 00:07:03,475 It's definitely not four. 148 00:07:03,558 --> 00:07:05,393 Let's see. There's the driving, the drooling in the yearbook, 149 00:07:05,477 --> 00:07:08,063 the overcoming the odds, the living with the mom and now the special thing. 150 00:07:08,146 --> 00:07:09,481 - You know what? It's not four. It's five. - Oh, yeah? 151 00:07:09,564 --> 00:07:11,691 Are you the point king? You pick up points left and right? 152 00:07:11,775 --> 00:07:13,109 It's retarded three, normal one. 153 00:07:13,193 --> 00:07:15,487 Oh, come on. There's so much more retarded stuff that… 154 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,449 What's up? 155 00:07:19,741 --> 00:07:22,494 - Hey! - Oh, you brought your crew, baby. 156 00:07:22,577 --> 00:07:24,996 This is my brother Dennis, he's gonna give us a ride. 157 00:07:25,121 --> 00:07:27,415 - Oh, snap! What up, son? - Hey. 158 00:07:27,624 --> 00:07:29,125 I didn't know we were doing all that. 159 00:07:29,251 --> 00:07:31,628 Yo, I gotta grab a couple of things. Be ready to riz-zoll. 160 00:07:33,088 --> 00:07:35,173 Man, that's retard strength if I've ever seen it. 161 00:07:35,465 --> 00:07:37,342 - You know what I mean? - Shut your mouth. 162 00:07:46,977 --> 00:07:48,019 Go! 163 00:07:48,186 --> 00:07:49,271 Go! Go! 164 00:07:49,521 --> 00:07:52,274 All right, stop! Stop! Why are you not singing? 165 00:07:52,524 --> 00:07:55,694 Well, uh, it doesn't sound very good. 166 00:07:55,902 --> 00:07:58,697 - Well, huff some glue, bro. - I've been huffing glue, guys. 167 00:07:58,822 --> 00:08:00,490 - Then growl into the microphone, Charlie. - No. This is… 168 00:08:00,574 --> 00:08:02,617 I don't even wanna growl. I'm not a growler. 169 00:08:02,701 --> 00:08:05,871 - Band meeting! Band meeting! - Yeah, band meeting! We need one! 170 00:08:06,121 --> 00:08:09,583 Hold on a minute! We're sittin' around here practicin' 171 00:08:09,666 --> 00:08:11,293 like a bunch of pansies! 172 00:08:11,543 --> 00:08:14,087 We should be out gettin' wasted and breakin' shit! 173 00:08:14,171 --> 00:08:16,339 Frank's absolutely right. How can we be rock stars 174 00:08:16,423 --> 00:08:18,425 if we're not living like rock stars? 175 00:08:18,508 --> 00:08:20,635 If we live like rock stars, the music will come! 176 00:08:20,719 --> 00:08:21,970 - Okay. Okay. Okay. - The music will come, Charlie! 177 00:08:22,053 --> 00:08:24,764 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop, dude! 178 00:08:24,848 --> 00:08:28,226 - What are you doing? That's my good chair. - That's your good chair? 179 00:08:28,310 --> 00:08:30,687 - Yeah. - It's covered in bird shit. 180 00:08:31,104 --> 00:08:34,065 No. That's toothpaste, man. 181 00:08:34,149 --> 00:08:36,526 - That's clearly bird shit. - No, it's not. It's toothpaste. 182 00:08:36,610 --> 00:08:39,029 - Do you even own a toothbrush? - I, uh… 183 00:08:42,616 --> 00:08:44,326 - Look, don't break my chair. - Oh, my God! 184 00:08:44,409 --> 00:08:47,454 - No! - Wait! Wait a minute. Charlie is right. 185 00:08:47,537 --> 00:08:50,165 We should not be breaking our own shit. 186 00:08:50,248 --> 00:08:52,834 We should be out there breaking other people's shit. 187 00:08:52,918 --> 00:08:54,336 That's rock and roll. 188 00:08:56,046 --> 00:08:58,340 Yeah! That's what I'm talking about! 189 00:08:58,423 --> 00:09:00,425 You feeling better, Charlie? 190 00:09:00,509 --> 00:09:02,219 Yeah! Whoo! 191 00:09:02,844 --> 00:09:06,431 Keep smashing things, guys! It's a ripple effect! 192 00:09:06,515 --> 00:09:10,185 Hey, how'd you guys get a hotel room without putting a credit card down? 193 00:09:10,435 --> 00:09:12,812 We did use a credit card, man. I took it out of your wallet. 194 00:09:13,063 --> 00:09:14,356 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 195 00:09:14,439 --> 00:09:17,859 - My credit card number's down at the desk? - Yeah. 196 00:09:17,943 --> 00:09:22,155 You mean we're smashing up a hotel room with my credit card down at the desk? 197 00:09:22,239 --> 00:09:23,990 Why would you do that? 198 00:09:24,282 --> 00:09:27,035 Uh, they don't let you book a hotel room without putting down a credit card, Frank. 199 00:09:27,118 --> 00:09:30,163 What year do you think it is? 200 00:09:30,372 --> 00:09:32,082 We gotta put this stuff back together again. 201 00:09:32,249 --> 00:09:35,710 - Get the glue. Charlie, you gotta get it. - What? Glue is for huffing, dude. 202 00:09:35,794 --> 00:09:38,922 - Get me the glue! Get me the glue! - It's a part of his process. 203 00:09:39,256 --> 00:09:41,800 This is not rock and roll! 204 00:09:51,685 --> 00:09:54,855 Oh, this shit is funny! You like this movie? 205 00:09:55,272 --> 00:09:57,941 - Your shirt's on backwards. - What? 206 00:09:58,441 --> 00:10:00,277 Oh, snap! It is. 207 00:10:00,652 --> 00:10:04,072 Oh, look! 208 00:10:22,924 --> 00:10:24,217 We need to break up. 209 00:10:37,063 --> 00:10:38,857 Hey. Where's your suit? 210 00:10:39,441 --> 00:10:40,775 I'm not wearing the suit, Frank, 211 00:10:40,859 --> 00:10:42,694 because it's lame and you look like a pussy. 212 00:10:42,819 --> 00:10:46,740 That, that defeats the whole purpose. I mean, the idea is to trick the moms 213 00:10:46,823 --> 00:10:49,075 into letting the kids bop with us. 214 00:10:49,409 --> 00:10:52,037 It's not the '50s anymore, Frank. The kids aren't bopping anymore. 215 00:10:52,162 --> 00:10:54,664 They're banging each other and doing meth before they hit grade school. 216 00:10:55,123 --> 00:10:58,043 - Can I at least pick the name of the band? - What do you got? 217 00:10:58,877 --> 00:11:00,795 The Pecan Sandies. 218 00:11:01,796 --> 00:11:03,798 - Isn't that a cookie? - Yeah, it's a cookie, 219 00:11:03,882 --> 00:11:05,133 but it's got another meaning. 220 00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:06,927 - What's the other meaning? - What? 221 00:11:07,010 --> 00:11:08,970 Other than a cookie, what's the other meaning? 222 00:11:09,095 --> 00:11:11,848 It's a, you know it's a… It's a sexual meaning. 223 00:11:11,973 --> 00:11:14,726 No, we are not the Pecan Sandies, all right? We are Chemical Toilet. 224 00:11:14,809 --> 00:11:16,811 Because chicks want guys that wear tight pants 225 00:11:16,895 --> 00:11:18,480 and tattered clothing and spit blood. 226 00:11:18,563 --> 00:11:21,399 Not guys dressed like waiters who name themselves after desserts. 227 00:11:21,483 --> 00:11:23,944 - We are Chemical Toilet. Charlie! - Porta-potty. 228 00:11:24,027 --> 00:11:25,195 How's that song coming? 229 00:11:25,278 --> 00:11:27,113 Yeah, I'll be out in a second, all right? 230 00:11:27,197 --> 00:11:29,407 And, Frank, who the hell is this guy? 231 00:11:29,574 --> 00:11:32,327 That's Ernie. He works for beer. He looks a little tangled up. 232 00:11:32,536 --> 00:11:34,913 Does he know anything about hooking up that electrical equipment? 233 00:11:35,038 --> 00:11:37,666 - No. - Okay, okay. I'm ready to rock. 234 00:11:37,749 --> 00:11:40,001 - And who are you supposed to be? - Bob Dylan, man. 235 00:11:40,085 --> 00:11:42,003 - Jesus Christ. We are all over the place. - Check this out. 236 00:11:42,087 --> 00:11:43,713 Is this a page from a coloring book? 237 00:11:43,797 --> 00:11:45,966 No, dude. That's Night Man. Those are lyrics. 238 00:11:46,758 --> 00:11:48,385 - Whatever. Let's just rock. - Night Man, baby. 239 00:11:48,510 --> 00:11:50,178 - Okay, this is what I'm talking about. - Let's rock and roll! 240 00:11:50,262 --> 00:11:52,013 - Yee-ha! - All right. 241 00:11:52,097 --> 00:11:53,181 Where's my curtain? 242 00:11:53,348 --> 00:11:54,641 You won't need a curtain. 243 00:11:54,724 --> 00:11:56,518 - I want a curtain blocking my face. - You don't need it. 244 00:11:56,601 --> 00:11:58,520 - Go on. Go have a beer, Ernie. - Okay. 245 00:11:58,645 --> 00:12:00,564 All right. Ready? 246 00:12:00,939 --> 00:12:02,816 Five, six, seven, eight. 247 00:12:02,899 --> 00:12:05,527 Night man sneaky and mean 248 00:12:05,610 --> 00:12:08,238 Spider inside my dreams I think I love you 249 00:12:08,321 --> 00:12:10,991 You make me wanna cry You make me wanna die 250 00:12:11,074 --> 00:12:15,245 I love you, I love you, I love you I love you I love you, Night Man 251 00:12:15,871 --> 00:12:18,415 Every night you come into my room and pin me down 252 00:12:18,498 --> 00:12:21,168 With your strong arms you pin me down 253 00:12:21,251 --> 00:12:24,379 And I try to fight you you come inside me you fill me up 254 00:12:24,462 --> 00:12:26,673 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 255 00:12:26,756 --> 00:12:28,967 - Charlie, Charlie. - Whoa, Charlie, hold on a second. 256 00:12:29,050 --> 00:12:31,845 First half of that song was kind of cool, but what's with the second half? 257 00:12:31,970 --> 00:12:35,140 It's about the Night Man, like, filling me up, and I become him. 258 00:12:35,223 --> 00:12:36,516 I become the spirit of the Night Man. 259 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,935 It sounds like a song where a man breaks into your house and rapes you. 260 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:41,479 What, dude? Where are you getting that from? All right. No. 261 00:12:41,605 --> 00:12:43,732 It's just two men sharing the night 262 00:12:43,815 --> 00:12:46,151 It might seem wrong but it's just right 263 00:12:46,234 --> 00:12:48,653 It's just two men sharing each other 264 00:12:48,737 --> 00:12:51,281 It's just two men like lovin' brothers 265 00:12:51,364 --> 00:12:53,783 One on top and one on bottom 266 00:12:53,867 --> 00:12:56,203 One inside and one is out 267 00:12:56,286 --> 00:12:58,788 One is screamin' he's so happy 268 00:12:58,914 --> 00:13:00,874 The other's screamin' a passionate shout 269 00:13:00,957 --> 00:13:05,128 It's the Night Man they're feeling so wrong and right, man 270 00:13:05,253 --> 00:13:07,297 They're feeling so wrong and right, man 271 00:13:07,422 --> 00:13:10,800 I can't fight you, man when you come inside me 272 00:13:10,884 --> 00:13:13,011 And pin me down with your strong hands 273 00:13:13,094 --> 00:13:17,140 And I become the night 274 00:13:17,224 --> 00:13:19,726 The passionate, passionate Night Man 275 00:13:19,893 --> 00:13:21,228 We need a new front man. 276 00:13:21,311 --> 00:13:22,687 Right. You want someone with a good voice. 277 00:13:22,771 --> 00:13:24,147 - Yes. - Who's attractive. 278 00:13:24,231 --> 00:13:25,774 - Yes. - Someone with charisma. 279 00:13:25,857 --> 00:13:27,192 Yes. 280 00:13:27,275 --> 00:13:29,194 Well, I've got an awful lot of reading to do. 281 00:13:29,277 --> 00:13:31,404 Do you wanna be in the band or not, dude? 282 00:13:32,656 --> 00:13:34,741 - Can I wear spandex? - I'd rather you didn't. 283 00:13:35,408 --> 00:13:36,868 I think I'm gonna wear spandex. 284 00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:38,662 - Are you ready? - Yeah. Let me see it. 285 00:13:38,787 --> 00:13:40,664 - What if I did something like this? Ready? - Let me see. 286 00:13:40,789 --> 00:13:42,874 I give a kick, but then I'm gonna stomp down. 287 00:13:42,958 --> 00:13:44,000 A stomp is good. 288 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:45,961 You know what mean? Like… 289 00:13:48,046 --> 00:13:50,841 That's good. Every time I stomp, you do that. That's good. 290 00:13:50,924 --> 00:13:53,176 Oh, man. Really? 291 00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:56,221 Come on, dude. What's with the sash and the codpiece? 292 00:13:56,304 --> 00:13:58,598 Don't be afraid of a little sex appeal, Mac. 293 00:13:58,765 --> 00:14:01,476 - You look like a drag queen. - I look like a rock god. 294 00:14:01,643 --> 00:14:03,270 All right, here's the song. 295 00:14:04,604 --> 00:14:06,481 What the hell is this, a page from a coloring book? 296 00:14:06,565 --> 00:14:08,066 It's a song that Charlie wrote. It's called Night Man. 297 00:14:08,275 --> 00:14:10,193 Skip all the raping parts and get on stage. 298 00:14:10,277 --> 00:14:12,779 - Very well. - Well, I just broke up with Kevin. 299 00:14:12,863 --> 00:14:15,699 - Dee, we're trying to practice. - I can't get it out of my head. 300 00:14:15,782 --> 00:14:18,159 I don't know if he's retarded or not, but I can't stop thinking about it. 301 00:14:18,243 --> 00:14:20,245 Dee, we're trying to have band practice here. 302 00:14:20,453 --> 00:14:22,539 I was gonna ride this guy to the top. You know what I mean? 303 00:14:22,622 --> 00:14:24,541 He was gonna put me in one of his rap videos. 304 00:14:24,624 --> 00:14:26,334 Look, the guy's not retarded, okay? 305 00:14:27,836 --> 00:14:30,380 - What? - I was just saying that to mess with you. 306 00:14:31,339 --> 00:14:33,758 Why? Why would you do something like that? 307 00:14:33,842 --> 00:14:35,760 - I thought it'd be funny. - It's not funny. 308 00:14:35,844 --> 00:14:37,220 It's not funny at all. This guy's perfect for me, 309 00:14:37,304 --> 00:14:39,389 and you've gone and you've blown it and you've ruined everything. 310 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,809 You are a bad, bad person. 311 00:14:43,977 --> 00:14:45,020 Ew. 312 00:14:45,312 --> 00:14:46,688 All right. Ready, guys? 313 00:14:46,771 --> 00:14:48,940 So, that guy's not retarded? 314 00:14:49,357 --> 00:14:51,401 Oh, no, he's totally retarded. 315 00:14:51,484 --> 00:14:54,321 - All right, let's rock. - Five, six, seven, eight. 316 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:14,090 They took you, Night Man and you don't belong to them 317 00:15:15,342 --> 00:15:18,386 They locked me in a world of darkness 318 00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:19,888 Without your sexy hands 319 00:15:19,971 --> 00:15:24,267 And I miss you Night Man, so bad 320 00:15:29,314 --> 00:15:31,358 Stupid, can't write. 321 00:15:32,526 --> 00:15:34,152 - Charlie? - Oh, oh. 322 00:15:34,236 --> 00:15:36,446 - Let's join forces. - Hello! Come right in. 323 00:15:36,530 --> 00:15:38,615 - I will. - What happened to your band? 324 00:15:38,698 --> 00:15:41,910 - Kicked me out. - Well, it hurts, doesn't it? 325 00:15:41,993 --> 00:15:44,454 Hmm. What's with the, uh, curtains? 326 00:15:44,538 --> 00:15:46,748 I'm living in a world of darkness. 327 00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:50,210 Right. Let's get some light in here. 328 00:15:53,088 --> 00:15:55,590 Whoa. What's with the spray paint, man? 329 00:15:55,757 --> 00:15:58,468 Uh… What's with your outfit, man? 330 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,470 - Why don't we put the curtains back up? - No, no. 331 00:16:01,763 --> 00:16:04,516 What is going on up here? 332 00:16:04,766 --> 00:16:06,142 I never know, man. 333 00:16:07,602 --> 00:16:09,855 Daylight. 334 00:16:09,938 --> 00:16:10,981 Yeah, I like that. 335 00:16:12,274 --> 00:16:13,859 Day, Day Man 336 00:16:13,942 --> 00:16:15,026 Day Man. 337 00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:17,821 Fighter of the night man 338 00:16:19,364 --> 00:16:21,324 Champion of the 339 00:16:21,408 --> 00:16:23,034 - Sun - Sun 340 00:16:23,118 --> 00:16:25,245 You're a master of karate 341 00:16:25,328 --> 00:16:28,248 And friendship for everyone 342 00:16:28,331 --> 00:16:29,416 Day Man That's it! 343 00:16:29,499 --> 00:16:31,793 Day Man, ah, ah, ah 344 00:16:31,877 --> 00:16:35,714 - Fighter of the night man - Ah, ah, ahh 345 00:16:35,839 --> 00:16:38,884 Champion of the sun, ah, ah 346 00:16:38,967 --> 00:16:40,468 - Do you want some? - No. 347 00:16:40,594 --> 00:16:45,140 You're a master of karate and friendship for everyone 348 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:47,601 - Day Man - Day Man, ah, ah, ah 349 00:16:47,684 --> 00:16:52,355 - Nice. We'll get the… - Fighter of the night man ah, ah, ah 350 00:16:52,439 --> 00:16:54,566 Champion of the sun 351 00:16:58,528 --> 00:17:02,324 Ladies and gentlemen, we are Electric Dream Machine. 352 00:17:03,909 --> 00:17:07,871 Prepare to experience sexual magic. 353 00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:14,419 - Day Man - Ah, ah, ah 354 00:17:14,503 --> 00:17:18,882 - Fighter of the night man - Ah, ah, ah 355 00:17:19,049 --> 00:17:21,885 - Champion of the sun Gay! 356 00:17:22,135 --> 00:17:24,888 Ah, ah, ah you're a master of karate 357 00:17:25,013 --> 00:17:27,807 And friendship for everyone 358 00:17:27,974 --> 00:17:29,518 - Get off the stage! - Day Man 359 00:17:29,643 --> 00:17:30,644 - Come on. - All right, rock it. 360 00:17:30,727 --> 00:17:32,521 Day Man 361 00:17:32,646 --> 00:17:34,773 - Ah, ah, ah - Come on! Come on! 362 00:17:34,856 --> 00:17:38,568 - Come on. Dance. Of the night man - Why are you booing? 363 00:17:46,243 --> 00:17:48,703 Screw you guys. God damn it, Charlie. 364 00:17:49,538 --> 00:17:51,289 I'm so glad we worked out. 365 00:17:51,373 --> 00:17:52,833 I'm sorry I was all wishy-washy before. 366 00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:56,419 Yeah, girl. You was more mixed-up than a milk shake. 367 00:17:56,503 --> 00:17:59,548 I know. It's my brother's fault though. You're not gonna believe this. 368 00:17:59,631 --> 00:18:03,802 He tried to convince me that you were retarded. Uh, what? 369 00:18:04,094 --> 00:18:06,304 - Yo, what? That's bananas, girl. - I know. 370 00:18:06,555 --> 00:18:08,723 You're not retarded, are you? 371 00:18:12,018 --> 00:18:14,354 All right, Paddy's! You ready to rock? 372 00:18:18,441 --> 00:18:21,278 Yeah! No? Yeah! 373 00:18:21,611 --> 00:18:24,865 What up, Paddy's? Make some noise! 374 00:18:26,032 --> 00:18:27,158 Get off. 375 00:18:27,409 --> 00:18:29,452 Get off the stage, idiot. Come on, idiot. Come on. Let's go. 376 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,913 - Come on. - Okay. 377 00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:35,292 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bust a little freestyle for you. 378 00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:38,003 This one's for my girl, Dee. This one's for you, baby. 379 00:18:38,545 --> 00:18:40,005 Word! Yo! 380 00:18:40,213 --> 00:18:42,591 Let me tell y'all a story 'bout a girl I knew 381 00:18:42,674 --> 00:18:45,218 A broke-ass bitch with a gay-ass crew 382 00:18:45,302 --> 00:18:47,596 She said that I was cute she said that I was funny 383 00:18:47,679 --> 00:18:50,348 But the honey couldn't stop lookin' at my money 384 00:18:50,473 --> 00:18:52,726 Busted old lady with a flat tiny ass 385 00:18:52,851 --> 00:18:55,312 Her body like a skeleton in science class 386 00:18:55,562 --> 00:18:57,689 Face beat up by the school of hard knocks 387 00:18:57,814 --> 00:18:59,816 Hair so fried and bleached by Clorox 388 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:02,527 It's like she's skinny fat in all the wrong places 389 00:19:02,652 --> 00:19:04,571 Mothers gotta cover their babies' faces 390 00:19:04,654 --> 00:19:06,948 When she walks by people think she's Godzilla 391 00:19:07,032 --> 00:19:10,076 Straight out of Compton no, y'all, straight out of Thriller 392 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,579 Looking like a zombie Walking like a chicken 393 00:19:12,662 --> 00:19:15,207 Mouth full of shit that's why her breath be stinkin' 394 00:19:15,290 --> 00:19:18,043 Just one question, Dee before you take your bow 395 00:19:18,126 --> 00:19:20,629 This gravy train's leavin' so who's retarded now 396 00:19:25,217 --> 00:19:26,885 Hey. Ladies. 397 00:19:26,968 --> 00:19:28,386 Later, bitch. 398 00:19:31,056 --> 00:19:34,351 - I don't think he's retarded. - Mmm-mmm.