1 00:00:00,296 --> 00:00:03,883 Describing an episode of Law and Order in full detail is not a story. 2 00:00:03,967 --> 00:00:07,428 It's so good. First of all, I think I could be a really good lawyer. 3 00:00:07,512 --> 00:00:09,514 I'm better than Sam Waterston, I'll tell you that much. 4 00:00:09,639 --> 00:00:12,016 You want to be a lawyer? Shouldn't you know how to read or write? 5 00:00:12,141 --> 00:00:15,562 Objection. Hearsay. That's lawyer talk. That's the kind of stuff you have to do. 6 00:00:15,687 --> 00:00:18,314 That serial killer killed another woman last night. 7 00:00:18,398 --> 00:00:22,110 - Really? - Yeah. It says here he's targeting 8 00:00:22,193 --> 00:00:24,320 young, attractive blondes. 9 00:00:24,737 --> 00:00:27,532 Okay, that's it. I'm not closing the bar by myself anymore. 10 00:00:27,740 --> 00:00:30,952 - Why? What are you worried about? - You don't fit the description. 11 00:00:31,119 --> 00:00:33,246 - I fit the description. - No, no. Young, attractive… 12 00:00:33,329 --> 00:00:35,206 - I fit the description. - Well, first of all, 13 00:00:35,290 --> 00:00:36,666 you're too big, Dee. 14 00:00:36,749 --> 00:00:38,251 - You're like a… - You're like a female Larry Bird. 15 00:00:38,334 --> 00:00:40,336 - There's too much of you. - There's not too much of me. 16 00:00:40,545 --> 00:00:42,505 - He would never finish the job. - He'd get the job done. 17 00:00:42,589 --> 00:00:45,049 He'd spend his whole night hacking and sawing. 18 00:00:45,133 --> 00:00:46,176 And then, he still wouldn't be done. 19 00:00:46,259 --> 00:00:48,344 He'd open his box of tools and say, "What tools am I gonna use for this?" 20 00:00:48,428 --> 00:00:49,512 He could use normal tools. 21 00:00:49,596 --> 00:00:51,764 He'd look at the bones and flesh and say… 22 00:00:51,848 --> 00:00:54,559 - "How many people have I murdered?" - "How is this just one person?" 23 00:00:54,809 --> 00:00:57,896 Mmm-hmm. Well, guess what. You're Larry Bird. 24 00:00:58,855 --> 00:01:00,815 That's okay, 'cause Larry Bird's an excellent player. 25 00:01:00,899 --> 00:01:02,192 He's an awesome player. 26 00:01:02,358 --> 00:01:03,359 - What's up, bitches? - Hey-yo! 27 00:01:03,443 --> 00:01:05,570 Hey. This guy, he got laid last night. 28 00:01:06,279 --> 00:01:08,406 - What? No, I didn't. - Yeah, you did. You didn't come home. 29 00:01:09,032 --> 00:01:10,450 - Yes, I did. - You're wearing the same cloths 30 00:01:10,533 --> 00:01:11,576 you were wearing yesterday. 31 00:01:11,659 --> 00:01:13,995 - That's what you were wearing yesterday. - These are different clothes. 32 00:01:14,078 --> 00:01:15,496 Where'd you get those scratches on your neck? 33 00:01:15,705 --> 00:01:16,706 What? 34 00:01:16,789 --> 00:01:18,333 - You got scratches on your neck. - No, I don't. 35 00:01:18,416 --> 00:01:20,543 - Oh, let me see. - No. What? 36 00:01:20,919 --> 00:01:23,379 I gotta take a piss. I don't have any… 37 00:01:23,838 --> 00:01:25,548 You guys… Huh? 38 00:01:27,759 --> 00:01:30,345 - Well, that was weird. - Wow. 39 00:01:30,428 --> 00:01:32,764 - He's been acting like that a lot lately. - What's gotten into him? 40 00:01:34,057 --> 00:01:35,725 Serial killing. 41 00:02:08,925 --> 00:02:12,512 If I'm gonna prove that Mac is guilty, I gotta apply a little pressure. 42 00:02:12,595 --> 00:02:15,807 - I'm gonna get a chain saw. - A chain saw? 43 00:02:15,890 --> 00:02:18,476 You can't just torture someone 'cause you think they're guilty. 44 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,479 - Oh, don't give me that liberal bullshit. - Mac is not the serial killer. 45 00:02:21,563 --> 00:02:23,648 - He's not smart enough. - He's a dumb person. 46 00:02:23,731 --> 00:02:25,567 And dumb people are not capable of serial killing. 47 00:02:25,692 --> 00:02:29,362 Oh, yeah? What about the scratches on his neck? I got a hunch about this. 48 00:02:29,445 --> 00:02:31,781 You got a hunch? Frank's got a hunch. Let's just convict him. 49 00:02:31,865 --> 00:02:33,741 Let's carve our best friend to pieces with a chain saw 50 00:02:33,825 --> 00:02:35,577 based on a hunch. Jesus, Frank. 51 00:02:35,660 --> 00:02:38,162 Dee, why don't you and I use a little textbook psychology? 52 00:02:38,246 --> 00:02:40,874 And that'll lead us to the real serial killer's doorstep. 53 00:02:40,999 --> 00:02:42,876 Are you all gonna go against me on this? 54 00:02:43,084 --> 00:02:45,253 - Sorry, Larry Bird. - Stop trying to use the Larry Bird thing. 55 00:02:45,378 --> 00:02:46,671 I don't know. Shh. 56 00:02:48,214 --> 00:02:49,591 What are you guys talking about? 57 00:02:50,550 --> 00:02:51,551 - Nothing. - Nothing. 58 00:02:51,801 --> 00:02:54,637 I forgot about this thing that I gotta do, take care of. 59 00:02:54,762 --> 00:02:55,972 I thought about it in the bathroom. I figured, 60 00:02:56,055 --> 00:02:57,223 you know, I should just go deal with it now. 61 00:02:57,432 --> 00:03:00,810 So I'm just gonna go deal with it now. I'll see you guys later? 62 00:03:00,894 --> 00:03:02,061 Okay, bye. 63 00:03:02,812 --> 00:03:06,149 Oh, if I prove that he is guilty, 64 00:03:06,232 --> 00:03:08,693 I am gonna torture the shit out of him. 65 00:03:27,086 --> 00:03:29,464 - Hey, you. - We need to talk. 66 00:03:30,548 --> 00:03:33,092 I don't understand. I thought we talked about this. 67 00:03:33,176 --> 00:03:35,094 We did. It's just that my friends are getting suspicious. 68 00:03:35,178 --> 00:03:37,388 And I cannot have them find out that we are dating again. 69 00:03:37,472 --> 00:03:38,681 Why not? 70 00:03:39,224 --> 00:03:42,519 Because of your… Oh, God. Situation down there. 71 00:03:43,937 --> 00:03:46,564 - You mean my penis? - Well, you don't have to say it out loud. 72 00:03:46,648 --> 00:03:48,358 I told you. I'm getting rid of it. 73 00:03:48,525 --> 00:03:50,360 I know. But when, dude? I feel like I've been 74 00:03:50,443 --> 00:03:51,736 putting a lot of time in here. 75 00:03:51,819 --> 00:03:54,989 - Soon. It takes time. - Look, I know that it takes time. 76 00:03:55,073 --> 00:03:56,908 I've been reading up on the subject. 77 00:03:56,991 --> 00:03:59,953 But maybe we should just take it easy until then. 78 00:04:00,745 --> 00:04:02,956 - Because of the penis? - Oh, boy. There it is. 79 00:04:03,039 --> 00:04:04,916 The penis. Yes. Because of the pen… 80 00:04:04,999 --> 00:04:06,960 Okay, listen. Here's the deal. 81 00:04:07,502 --> 00:04:09,754 I feel like we make out, and it's great. I mean, really great. 82 00:04:09,838 --> 00:04:12,257 But then things start to get hot and heavy and you scratch me. 83 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:15,134 Which is cool. But you're really strong, and it hurts. 84 00:04:15,468 --> 00:04:19,889 And sometimes, just sometimes, I bump up against it. 85 00:04:19,973 --> 00:04:22,642 And I just can't handle that. 86 00:04:23,351 --> 00:04:26,688 Really? Because you seem like you can handle anything. 87 00:04:26,771 --> 00:04:28,189 I mean, with that body. 88 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:34,320 Well. Yeah, I mean, physically, sure. 89 00:04:34,404 --> 00:04:36,990 I mean, I guess I can handle pretty much any situation. 90 00:04:37,073 --> 00:04:41,160 I mean, I do work out. So… 91 00:04:41,494 --> 00:04:43,246 You sure do. 92 00:04:46,207 --> 00:04:48,293 He's been in there a long time. 93 00:04:48,376 --> 00:04:50,628 - You think he's chopping up bodies? - He's not chopping up anything. 94 00:04:50,712 --> 00:04:52,964 He's not a serial killer. Hey, man. What'd I tell you 95 00:04:53,047 --> 00:04:54,465 about bringing that chain saw? 96 00:04:54,841 --> 00:04:56,885 Hey, you want to take a picture with it? 97 00:04:57,010 --> 00:04:59,554 - No. We're on a… Do you have a camera? - Yeah. 98 00:04:59,679 --> 00:05:02,015 Oh, yeah. Absolutely then. 99 00:05:02,098 --> 00:05:03,766 - Yeah. - How's this look? Does this look cool? 100 00:05:03,892 --> 00:05:05,977 Hold it closer to your face and look really crazy. 101 00:05:06,060 --> 00:05:07,228 Like I'm killing somebody? 102 00:05:08,021 --> 00:05:10,315 - Let me start it and get my tongue… - Put your tongue there. 103 00:05:10,398 --> 00:05:12,734 - There he is. There he is. - Oh! 104 00:05:12,817 --> 00:05:14,986 We got ourselves a serial killer. 105 00:05:15,069 --> 00:05:17,238 No, you don't have anything. That's inconclusive, Frank. 106 00:05:17,322 --> 00:05:19,908 Look, look. He's guilty as sin. Look at him. 107 00:05:19,991 --> 00:05:22,243 You gotta have hard evidence. You don't have any hard evidence. 108 00:05:22,327 --> 00:05:23,828 I'll tell you what you do have. You got a camera. 109 00:05:23,912 --> 00:05:25,330 So let's snap one off, all right? 110 00:05:25,872 --> 00:05:27,415 - Okay, like this? - Okay, right. 111 00:05:28,124 --> 00:05:29,918 Put your tongue closer to the blade. 112 00:05:32,045 --> 00:05:33,588 Dennis! 113 00:05:34,422 --> 00:05:36,633 Dee. What the hell are you doing? 114 00:05:36,716 --> 00:05:38,009 Get out of here. You're gonna blow my cover. 115 00:05:38,092 --> 00:05:39,802 This seems extraordinarily dangerous. 116 00:05:39,886 --> 00:05:41,179 Dee, that is the point of being here. 117 00:05:41,262 --> 00:05:42,889 This is the area of the highest concentration 118 00:05:42,972 --> 00:05:44,849 of murders by the serial killer. 119 00:05:44,933 --> 00:05:46,768 I know. That's why I feel like a sitting duck out there. 120 00:05:46,851 --> 00:05:48,269 Well, You volunteered for this, sis. 121 00:05:48,394 --> 00:05:51,773 If you recall, I didn't want to use you as the bait. You do not fit the profile. 122 00:05:51,856 --> 00:05:53,900 - I fit the profile, Dennis! - That's the right attitude. 123 00:05:53,983 --> 00:05:55,735 Now pull these out or something. 124 00:05:55,818 --> 00:05:57,028 You need to look sexy for this guy. 125 00:05:57,111 --> 00:05:58,154 Otherwise, he's never gonna… Come on. 126 00:05:58,238 --> 00:06:00,156 I just feel like this is a very inappropriate outfit 127 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,574 for how cold it is out here. 128 00:06:01,658 --> 00:06:02,992 - Is it cold out here? - It's freezing! 129 00:06:03,076 --> 00:06:04,953 I don't feel that. I have a down jacket on, a wool blanket. 130 00:06:05,036 --> 00:06:06,663 It's a very toasty situation I got back here. 131 00:06:06,746 --> 00:06:09,666 Get back out there, tiger. You can do it. I believe in you. 132 00:06:14,712 --> 00:06:16,756 Oh, Mac? 133 00:06:16,881 --> 00:06:18,258 Are you in there? 134 00:06:20,802 --> 00:06:22,345 We're clear, Charlie. Come on. 135 00:06:22,428 --> 00:06:23,805 This is an illegal search, Frank. 136 00:06:24,639 --> 00:06:27,350 What's the decorating motif of this place, prison cell? 137 00:06:27,433 --> 00:06:29,352 I'm pretty sure you need a warrant to be doing this, buddy. 138 00:06:29,435 --> 00:06:32,939 - What… Why are you wearing those gloves? - Fingerprints. 139 00:06:33,022 --> 00:06:35,942 You think I want some Jew lawyer crawling up my ass in six months? 140 00:06:36,025 --> 00:06:38,361 Objection. Extremely racist, man. 141 00:06:38,444 --> 00:06:40,905 The guy's innocent, all right? You're poking around, 142 00:06:40,989 --> 00:06:43,241 but there's no point to it 'cause you're not gonna find anything. 143 00:06:44,409 --> 00:06:47,620 And Bingo was his name-o 144 00:06:47,704 --> 00:06:49,497 The Human Anatomy. 145 00:06:49,664 --> 00:06:52,584 He's got a half a chapter highlighted 146 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:55,753 on the removal of human genitalia. 147 00:06:55,837 --> 00:06:58,715 Hey, Frank, what guy hasn't done some extensive research 148 00:06:58,798 --> 00:07:00,425 on his own genitalia? All right? 149 00:07:00,508 --> 00:07:02,218 Don't say you, buddy, because I woke up 150 00:07:02,302 --> 00:07:05,555 to you doing some pretty frantic research last night, pal. 151 00:07:05,763 --> 00:07:08,975 We could go tit for tat on that one. So you better drop that subject. 152 00:07:09,184 --> 00:07:11,728 All I'm saying is that the book doesn't mean anything. 153 00:07:11,811 --> 00:07:14,397 You got no evidence! You got no case, Frank. 154 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:18,193 - It stinks, that stuff. - This stuff is Drakkar Noir, man. 155 00:07:25,617 --> 00:07:29,454 - Damn, girl. Who you with? - Oh. 156 00:07:30,413 --> 00:07:33,041 I think you got the wrong idea. I'm not with anybody. 157 00:07:33,708 --> 00:07:36,544 Word? Well, lookee here. 158 00:07:37,045 --> 00:07:38,755 Maybe if you get up off that crack rock, you can come 159 00:07:38,838 --> 00:07:40,548 and be Pepper Jack's best ho. 160 00:07:40,632 --> 00:07:42,884 Oh, no. I'm not on any crack rock. 161 00:07:43,009 --> 00:07:46,513 I mean, one… Okay, one time I was hooked on the crack rock. 162 00:07:46,638 --> 00:07:51,100 But that was because I was trying to get on welfare and fail a drug test. 163 00:07:51,184 --> 00:07:53,561 But that stuff, you gotta be careful because it'll mess you. 164 00:07:53,686 --> 00:07:55,021 Why are you asking? Do you have some on you? 165 00:07:56,981 --> 00:07:58,316 Hi. Uh, sir, I'm sorry. 166 00:07:58,399 --> 00:07:59,859 We're trying to conduct a little business here. 167 00:07:59,943 --> 00:08:02,612 Ho. Pepper Jack's trying to conduct some business here too. 168 00:08:02,695 --> 00:08:03,947 You with this cracker? 169 00:08:04,739 --> 00:08:07,700 No. Well, technically, we drove here together. But I'm not with anybody. 170 00:08:07,784 --> 00:08:09,369 You heard it. Your bitch chose me. 171 00:08:09,452 --> 00:08:11,996 See now, Pepper Jack, I feel like we're miscommunicating. 172 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:14,999 Bitch, you speak when spoken to now. 173 00:08:15,083 --> 00:08:17,377 Oh, no. No. Sir, you know what? We're just gonna get out of here. 174 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:18,503 Dee, let's go. 175 00:08:18,586 --> 00:08:21,923 Whoa. Now you're not just gonna come here and take Pepper Jack's best ho. 176 00:08:22,006 --> 00:08:24,008 You want this ho back, Pepper Jack needs to get paid. 177 00:08:24,092 --> 00:08:26,970 - Pepper Jack, are you serious? - Do Pepper Jack look like he playing? 178 00:08:27,053 --> 00:08:28,137 I don't think Pepper Jack's playing. 179 00:08:28,221 --> 00:08:29,347 I feel like Pepper Jack isn't playing either. 180 00:08:29,472 --> 00:08:30,515 No, Pepper Jack is not playing. 181 00:08:30,598 --> 00:08:31,891 In fact, Pepper Jack about to cut somebody. 182 00:08:31,975 --> 00:08:33,560 - Oh, please don't cut. - Oh, no cutting. 183 00:08:33,643 --> 00:08:36,396 - That's not necessary. - All right, how much? 184 00:08:36,479 --> 00:08:38,648 - Well, what you got? - I don't know. 185 00:08:38,731 --> 00:08:40,441 Seven bucks and a stupid Thermos. 186 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:44,529 - Is that Fraggle Rock? - Yeah. 187 00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:46,865 Oh, Pepper Jack love Fraggle Rock. 188 00:08:48,491 --> 00:08:51,411 Listen, I feel like we've been going about this the wrong way. 189 00:08:51,494 --> 00:08:54,205 I mean, you can't just jump into the mind of a serial killer. 190 00:08:54,289 --> 00:08:55,832 I feel like you need to walk in his shoes. 191 00:08:55,957 --> 00:08:57,750 Right. We need to go deeper. 192 00:08:57,834 --> 00:09:00,503 We need to eat, breathe and sleep serial killer. 193 00:09:00,795 --> 00:09:04,132 Go through all of the steps that this guy would in order to understand his thoughts. 194 00:09:04,257 --> 00:09:06,050 Yeah. Okay, what's the first step? 195 00:09:06,134 --> 00:09:09,137 Here's what I think. If I was gonna start mass murdering people, 196 00:09:09,220 --> 00:09:11,973 I feel like the first thing I would do is pick a victim. 197 00:09:12,056 --> 00:09:14,225 Right. We need a victim. We need to find somebody 198 00:09:14,309 --> 00:09:15,393 who we would want to kill. 199 00:09:15,476 --> 00:09:16,811 - Mmm-hmm. - But who? 200 00:09:16,895 --> 00:09:18,479 - Here you go, Dee. - Thanks. 201 00:09:18,563 --> 00:09:21,232 And shithead. Hope you burn your tongue. 202 00:09:26,738 --> 00:09:28,781 - Sit down. - No. What the hell is wrong with you? 203 00:09:28,865 --> 00:09:32,327 What is wrong with me? What the hell is wrong with you? 204 00:09:32,410 --> 00:09:34,287 I saw you last night! 205 00:09:34,370 --> 00:09:36,623 - You did? - So you admit it? 206 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:39,250 - Yeah. - Don't ever admit it, Mac! Never! 207 00:09:39,334 --> 00:09:41,503 It makes my job that much harder. All right, look. 208 00:09:41,628 --> 00:09:43,922 - You gotta quit this thing, buddy. - I tried, dude. I tried. 209 00:09:44,214 --> 00:09:46,424 But it's like a drug. I just get wrapped up in the moment 210 00:09:46,508 --> 00:09:47,634 and boom, it just happens. 211 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,469 I don't care what your sick and twisted reasons are. 212 00:09:49,552 --> 00:09:50,553 I don't want to hear it. 213 00:09:50,637 --> 00:09:52,597 - Who else knows about this? - Nobody. Just her. 214 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:54,724 - That's good. She won't be a problem. - She won't tell anybody. 215 00:09:54,807 --> 00:09:56,059 But I gotta tell you, buddy. 216 00:09:56,142 --> 00:09:58,311 - Frank's onto you. - Frank knows? 217 00:09:58,394 --> 00:10:00,688 - Well, he's sniffing around. - Oh, God damn it. 218 00:10:00,772 --> 00:10:02,482 When the time is right, he's gonna come at you, 219 00:10:02,565 --> 00:10:04,192 and he's gonna come at you hard! 220 00:10:04,275 --> 00:10:06,611 Here's what you gotta do. You gotta deny. 221 00:10:07,028 --> 00:10:09,489 - Deny. Just deny it. Just deny it. - Deny, deny, deny, deny. 222 00:10:09,572 --> 00:10:11,407 You just deny it. Deny it to the end. 223 00:10:11,533 --> 00:10:13,993 - If you deny, it means it never happened. - It never happened. 224 00:10:14,077 --> 00:10:16,412 - You gotta promise me something here. - Uh-huh? 225 00:10:16,496 --> 00:10:17,789 You gotta stop. 226 00:10:19,707 --> 00:10:21,751 Well, okay. That's gonna be a little bit of an issue, man. 227 00:10:21,876 --> 00:10:23,336 - I don't know if I can promise that. - Are you serious? 228 00:10:23,503 --> 00:10:25,672 - I want to stop. I just… - Okay. Hey, man. Hey, hey. 229 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:28,925 Shh, shh, shh. We're gonna get you the help. All right? 230 00:10:29,008 --> 00:10:32,762 But in the meantime, you gotta give me the time to, like, build your case. 231 00:10:32,846 --> 00:10:35,098 You know? To help your defense out. 232 00:10:37,058 --> 00:10:40,228 Like, you know, I gotta do my thing. And then… 233 00:10:43,064 --> 00:10:44,524 And then I do some moves. 234 00:10:45,024 --> 00:10:47,443 - Yeah. I'm into it. Okay. - Yeah, all right. 235 00:10:47,694 --> 00:10:50,238 What the hell does that have anything to do with what we're talking about? 236 00:10:50,321 --> 00:10:52,699 - It's a great show. Are you gonna help me? - Lawyer stuff. 237 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:55,368 - Yeah, man. - Are you wearing my Drakkar? 238 00:10:55,535 --> 00:10:58,872 Ooh, ooh, ooh. Accusations. 239 00:10:58,955 --> 00:11:00,748 Well, it's just those are no good. It's my favorite. 240 00:11:07,005 --> 00:11:10,967 - I'm telling you, Dee, this is a bad idea. - No. We need killing tools. 241 00:11:11,050 --> 00:11:13,720 But you're not using your head. This is Serial Killing 101. 242 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:16,472 You don't buy anything that can be traced back to you. 243 00:11:16,890 --> 00:11:18,600 We're not buying anything. 244 00:11:18,683 --> 00:11:22,061 My neighbor Gary works here. He is desperately in love with me. 245 00:11:22,145 --> 00:11:25,815 We need killing tools, he needs me to smile at him every once in a while. 246 00:11:25,899 --> 00:11:28,359 We're gonna take whatever we want for free. There's gonna be no paper trail. 247 00:11:28,693 --> 00:11:30,904 That works. I wonder if they have painter's overalls. 248 00:11:30,987 --> 00:11:33,656 - How come? - Well, my guy's a painter. 249 00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:36,993 I go from house to house gaining very easy access to my victims, 250 00:11:37,118 --> 00:11:39,412 - and gaining their trust. - Uh-huh. 251 00:11:39,495 --> 00:11:41,748 - Who's your guy? - Psycho clown. 252 00:11:42,457 --> 00:11:43,750 Psycho clown? 253 00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,919 Yeah. I like to dress like a clown when I slaughter. 254 00:11:46,002 --> 00:11:47,462 Now help me grab some killing tools. 255 00:11:48,087 --> 00:11:50,507 The serial killer's probably not a psycho clown, Dee. 256 00:11:50,590 --> 00:11:53,593 Whoa. What do you think of these gardening shears? 257 00:11:54,761 --> 00:11:57,430 I like those gardening shears very much. But do they cut through bone? 258 00:11:57,514 --> 00:12:00,183 Oh, yeah. That's a good question. 259 00:12:00,517 --> 00:12:01,518 Hey, Gary. 260 00:12:02,352 --> 00:12:04,729 These shears, they do cut through bone, yes? 261 00:12:05,104 --> 00:12:07,607 - Uh, yeah. I guess. - Yeah, I thought so. 262 00:12:07,899 --> 00:12:10,902 Gary, my brother and I, we're gonna take these shears. 263 00:12:11,027 --> 00:12:12,862 But we're gonna take 'em on the hush-hush. 264 00:12:12,946 --> 00:12:15,073 - What? - For free. 265 00:12:16,741 --> 00:12:19,160 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 266 00:12:19,369 --> 00:12:21,913 Get back to work. There you go. 267 00:12:23,248 --> 00:12:26,334 - Oh, man. That guy's a pussy. - Yeah, spineless. 268 00:12:26,417 --> 00:12:27,836 Hello. 269 00:12:29,045 --> 00:12:30,046 - Messy. - Too messy. 270 00:12:30,129 --> 00:12:31,256 Very messy. 271 00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:36,678 Do you mind if my associate and I ask you a couple questions? 272 00:12:37,637 --> 00:12:40,056 Don't feel compelled to answer any of them, Mrs. Mac. 273 00:12:40,139 --> 00:12:42,684 - I will be recording this conversation. - You want a fresh cigarette? 274 00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:44,894 - Here, here. - Yeah. 275 00:12:45,395 --> 00:12:46,896 I notice you like cherry pie. 276 00:12:47,188 --> 00:12:50,400 Cut the chitchat. My client's clearly a busy woman. Ask your questions. 277 00:12:50,483 --> 00:12:53,278 In your opinion, ma'am, was your son an angry child? 278 00:12:53,361 --> 00:12:54,571 Objection. Leading. 279 00:12:55,572 --> 00:12:57,532 Did he ever exhibit any hatred toward women? 280 00:12:57,615 --> 00:12:58,825 Irrelevant questioning. 281 00:12:59,993 --> 00:13:01,828 Do you think he was raised in a dysfunctional family? 282 00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,371 - Move to strike. - Wait a minute. 283 00:13:03,454 --> 00:13:05,665 - What are you talking about? - Ask her fair questions! 284 00:13:05,874 --> 00:13:09,043 I'll give you one question, and then we're out of here! One question. 285 00:13:09,127 --> 00:13:11,129 You think your son's out there killing people? 286 00:13:12,422 --> 00:13:14,090 - Yeah. - Oh! 287 00:13:14,299 --> 00:13:16,426 - That's it, lady! - Damn it! 288 00:13:16,509 --> 00:13:18,553 - You just buried me! - Chain saw serial killer. 289 00:13:18,636 --> 00:13:20,847 You buried me. That's my whole case! 290 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,182 I'll be in touch. 291 00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,353 I can't believe you actually dressed like a clown. 292 00:13:27,437 --> 00:13:28,521 You're gonna draw so much attention. 293 00:13:28,646 --> 00:13:30,481 I thought we were getting into the killer's shoes. 294 00:13:30,565 --> 00:13:33,651 But the killer's not a psycho clown, Dee. That's only in movies, stupid ones. 295 00:13:33,735 --> 00:13:36,613 Oh, really? John Wayne Gacy? He was a psycho clown. 296 00:13:36,696 --> 00:13:39,199 - He was an excellent one. Did good work. - Come on, Dee, that's… 297 00:13:39,699 --> 00:13:42,160 Yeah, actually, you're right. He was pretty… Okay. Here she comes. 298 00:13:42,243 --> 00:13:45,246 This is the fun part, Dee, what we've been working up to. 299 00:13:45,538 --> 00:13:47,749 This is what all the work has been for. We're gonna follow our victim. 300 00:13:47,832 --> 00:13:49,501 - Uh-huh. - And then we're gonna jump her. 301 00:13:49,584 --> 00:13:52,670 And then I'm gonna strangle her and you're gonna chop her into pieces. 302 00:13:52,754 --> 00:13:55,507 Okay, but what are we really gonna do? 303 00:13:55,590 --> 00:13:57,133 - Huh? - We're not really gonna kill her. 304 00:13:57,217 --> 00:13:59,427 What are we gonna do? 305 00:13:59,511 --> 00:14:03,681 Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. That's a bummer. Yeah, you're right. 306 00:14:04,057 --> 00:14:07,477 Let's just follow her for a little. We'll throw a good scare into her. 307 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,938 - Figure out what to do later. - It's just not as much fun as actually… 308 00:14:10,021 --> 00:14:12,565 - I know. It's good enough. Let's do it. - Okay. 309 00:15:02,574 --> 00:15:05,285 Oh, my God. My eyes feel like fire. 310 00:15:05,368 --> 00:15:07,912 Dee, if you hadn't been squeaking around like a goddamn psycho clown, 311 00:15:07,996 --> 00:15:10,748 - she never would've noticed us. - No, this is not my fault. 312 00:15:10,832 --> 00:15:12,834 Everything we do is backfiring. We need a new plan. 313 00:15:12,917 --> 00:15:16,045 - No shit, sis. But what's the plan? What? - We need a confession. 314 00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:20,508 - What the hell are you doing? - I'm spying. I'm spying on everybody. 315 00:15:20,592 --> 00:15:22,260 And I got good news. 316 00:15:22,385 --> 00:15:24,929 I know the killer is Mac. 317 00:15:25,013 --> 00:15:27,974 I got hard evidence. I got a confession from his mother. 318 00:15:28,183 --> 00:15:29,184 Holy shit, Dee. You know what? 319 00:15:29,267 --> 00:15:30,935 - I just realized something. - What? 320 00:15:31,019 --> 00:15:32,520 - I know who the killer is. - You do? 321 00:15:32,604 --> 00:15:36,858 Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Dee, the real serial killer 322 00:15:36,941 --> 00:15:37,984 is Mac. 323 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,569 That's what I just said. 324 00:15:39,819 --> 00:15:41,446 - How did we not see it earlier? - I don't know. 325 00:15:41,738 --> 00:15:44,032 Whatever! I got a plan. 326 00:15:44,115 --> 00:15:46,951 We gotta set a trap. We're gonna get a confession. 327 00:15:47,035 --> 00:15:49,787 But first, we gotta lure him in on the phone. 328 00:15:50,038 --> 00:15:53,166 Hold that thought, Frank. I just came up with a plan. 329 00:15:53,249 --> 00:15:55,585 We need to set a trap and get a confession from him. 330 00:15:55,668 --> 00:15:57,128 Ooh, but first, 331 00:15:57,212 --> 00:15:59,172 - we gotta lure him in on the phone. - Yes! 332 00:15:59,255 --> 00:16:02,467 - Are you shitting me? - Now, Dee, can you do a girl's voice? 333 00:16:04,636 --> 00:16:06,804 - Well, this was fun. Right? - Mmm-hmm. 334 00:16:06,888 --> 00:16:09,015 Now I'm gonna go. Uh, same time tomorrow? 335 00:16:10,058 --> 00:16:12,977 Well, maybe we could go out or something. 336 00:16:13,603 --> 00:16:15,855 You know, to a restaurant. Or to your bar. 337 00:16:15,939 --> 00:16:19,400 Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Yeah, that's not gonna work. 338 00:16:20,944 --> 00:16:23,571 I'm getting tired of this. I feel like you're afraid 339 00:16:23,655 --> 00:16:25,323 that people will see us together. 340 00:16:25,698 --> 00:16:27,492 No. I don't care if people see us together. 341 00:16:27,575 --> 00:16:29,077 I just don't want them to think that we're dating. 342 00:16:29,494 --> 00:16:30,620 We are dating! 343 00:16:30,745 --> 00:16:32,789 I don't think it's too much to ask for you to keep this quiet 344 00:16:32,872 --> 00:16:34,332 considering your condition. 345 00:16:34,415 --> 00:16:38,127 Look, it's not like I'm ashamed of you. I'm ashamed of myself. 346 00:16:40,713 --> 00:16:43,675 Well, it's over. I don't know what happened, man, but it's over. 347 00:16:43,758 --> 00:16:45,093 What's over? Did you go back? 348 00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:46,678 Of course I went back, Charlie. 349 00:16:46,761 --> 00:16:49,472 Damn it, Mac. I told you not to go back. You're digging me a big hole! 350 00:16:49,556 --> 00:16:52,559 It doesn't matter, because she won't talk to me anymore, dude. 351 00:16:52,642 --> 00:16:54,227 Well, that's very interesting. She talks… 352 00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:55,353 When did you start hearing voices? 353 00:16:55,436 --> 00:16:57,897 That could actually help us. 354 00:16:58,106 --> 00:17:01,025 - What's the ID? - Private. Should I answer it? 355 00:17:01,693 --> 00:17:03,528 Yeah. I'll allow it. Go, go, go. 356 00:17:04,404 --> 00:17:05,572 Uh, hello? 357 00:17:06,406 --> 00:17:09,576 Uh, okay. Uh, could you hold on one second? 358 00:17:10,451 --> 00:17:12,579 Some chick named Sandy. She said we met the other night. 359 00:17:12,662 --> 00:17:15,456 - Can you do it on speakerphone for this? - Yeah. Okay. 360 00:17:16,499 --> 00:17:19,252 Hey, Sandy. Uh, what's crackin'? 361 00:17:19,335 --> 00:17:20,461 This is Mac, right? 362 00:17:20,628 --> 00:17:24,883 Good-looking guy, great sense of humor, really bulky? 363 00:17:25,592 --> 00:17:27,802 - Uh, more ripped. - Strike that. 364 00:17:27,886 --> 00:17:29,012 - Jacked. - Irrelevant. 365 00:17:29,095 --> 00:17:30,221 - Toned. - Exaggeration. 366 00:17:30,305 --> 00:17:32,390 - I work out. - I'll allow it. 367 00:17:32,473 --> 00:17:34,350 - Okay. Yeah, that's me. - Listen. I was thinking 368 00:17:34,434 --> 00:17:36,477 maybe you should come over to my place tonight. 369 00:17:36,561 --> 00:17:39,731 There's no one here. I'm all alone. 370 00:17:39,814 --> 00:17:42,817 - Could you come take care of me? - I'll allow it. 371 00:17:42,901 --> 00:17:45,695 Uh, yeah. Yeah, I can take care of you. 372 00:17:45,778 --> 00:17:48,907 - Great. Then I'll see you at my place. - Great. 373 00:17:48,990 --> 00:17:50,450 - I'll see you tonight. - I'll allow it. 374 00:17:51,367 --> 00:17:52,368 We got him. 375 00:17:52,493 --> 00:17:53,620 Let's get the video camera 376 00:17:53,703 --> 00:17:55,371 - and get the hell out of here. - Where are we going? 377 00:17:55,455 --> 00:17:57,040 To catch a predator. 378 00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:02,170 - Whose apartment is this? - My friend Gary's. 379 00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:04,589 - Gary the hardware store guy? - Yeah. He's, like, never here. 380 00:18:05,381 --> 00:18:06,883 Why do you have his keys? 381 00:18:06,966 --> 00:18:08,760 'Cause he asked me to water his plants when he's out of town. 382 00:18:09,385 --> 00:18:11,471 - All of his plants are dead. - Well, I don't do it. 383 00:18:12,347 --> 00:18:14,933 - I'm gonna go oil my chain saw. - What? 384 00:18:15,016 --> 00:18:17,268 Frank, we don't need the chain saw. Is that what's in that bag? 385 00:18:17,352 --> 00:18:21,773 Oh, we do. Because drawing a confession out of someone, 386 00:18:21,856 --> 00:18:24,734 is like doing a beautiful dance, 387 00:18:24,817 --> 00:18:28,112 a beautiful dance with a chain saw. 388 00:18:30,031 --> 00:18:32,659 - He makes less sense as the days go by. - I don't get it at all. 389 00:18:32,742 --> 00:18:34,160 - All right, let's set up. - Yep. 390 00:18:38,456 --> 00:18:41,709 Gettin' laid tonight. "Come on in. I am horny." 391 00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:44,754 Giddyap. Hello? 392 00:18:45,421 --> 00:18:48,132 - Sandy? - Hey, come on in. 393 00:18:48,216 --> 00:18:50,093 Have a seat. I made you some cookies. 394 00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:52,470 I'm just in here changing into my bikini. 395 00:18:52,554 --> 00:18:54,264 - Really? Can I come back? - Uh-uh. 396 00:18:54,347 --> 00:18:56,808 Oh. Got the wine coolers. 397 00:18:57,141 --> 00:18:59,060 Yummy. Did you bring any condoms? 398 00:18:59,143 --> 00:19:02,355 Ooh, not really into the whole condom thing. So… 399 00:19:02,438 --> 00:19:04,816 Hello, Mac. How are you? 400 00:19:05,525 --> 00:19:06,818 - What are you doing, dude? - Why don't you have a seat, 401 00:19:06,901 --> 00:19:08,736 enjoy a cookie, have some iced tea. 402 00:19:09,863 --> 00:19:12,615 - Okay. - Who are you here to see? 403 00:19:13,157 --> 00:19:16,536 - My friend Sandy. - Oh, Sandy. Sandy, huh? 404 00:19:16,619 --> 00:19:19,622 Is Sandy a young, attractive, blonde girl? 405 00:19:19,956 --> 00:19:21,040 I have no idea. 406 00:19:21,124 --> 00:19:23,960 Uh, Sandy. Why don't you come out here, please? 407 00:19:25,545 --> 00:19:27,213 Oh. Why hello, Mac. 408 00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:29,591 - Not so young and attractive, is she? - What? 409 00:19:29,674 --> 00:19:32,218 - Must be a big disappointment. - What is going on here? 410 00:19:32,385 --> 00:19:34,679 What were you planning on doing to Sandy? 411 00:19:34,762 --> 00:19:35,972 What do you think, dude? 412 00:19:36,222 --> 00:19:38,016 Well, according to this phone transcript, Mac, 413 00:19:38,099 --> 00:19:41,269 you were going to "take care of her"? 414 00:19:41,686 --> 00:19:42,937 Yeah. Take care of her. 415 00:19:43,021 --> 00:19:45,023 The Human Anatomy. How about a little light reading? 416 00:19:45,106 --> 00:19:48,151 - What are you doing with my book? - You know where I got it, Mac. 417 00:19:48,234 --> 00:19:49,861 - Tie him up! - Come on, Frank. 418 00:19:49,986 --> 00:19:53,239 Tie me up? Jesus Christ! Get the camera away from me! 419 00:19:53,364 --> 00:19:54,699 Before you go, I should tell you I'm… 420 00:19:54,824 --> 00:19:56,242 I'm sorry, Mac. You can't keep running from this thing. 421 00:19:56,326 --> 00:19:57,994 You gotta face this head on! 422 00:19:58,077 --> 00:20:00,830 I'm gonna get you off this. Don't be afraid to show me your ugly side. 423 00:20:00,914 --> 00:20:04,417 All right. Put that away, Frank. You don't need a chain saw. 424 00:20:04,501 --> 00:20:06,336 You're talking to an innocent man. 425 00:20:06,669 --> 00:20:08,922 All right, Mac. I'm gonna ask you now 'cause I'm tired and hungry. 426 00:20:09,005 --> 00:20:11,633 I want to go home. I want to wash my hands of this whole stinking mess. 427 00:20:11,716 --> 00:20:16,012 Did you or did you not snap into an alternate and distinct personality 428 00:20:16,095 --> 00:20:19,098 causing you to go on a serial killing rampage? 429 00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:22,602 - What? No. - What? Yes, you did. 430 00:20:22,685 --> 00:20:26,439 You… All right, Mac. You're crazy. You're a crazy person. 431 00:20:26,564 --> 00:20:28,775 Sometimes you're two people. Let's see the other guy. Let him out. 432 00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:30,818 - Let who out? - The serial killer, Mac! 433 00:20:30,902 --> 00:20:33,279 - Let the serial killer out! - I'm not a serial killer! 434 00:20:33,446 --> 00:20:35,865 - Then why all the shady behavior? - I've been banging the tranny! 435 00:20:35,949 --> 00:20:38,117 - I didn't want you guys to find out. - No. You're trying to… 436 00:20:38,201 --> 00:20:40,495 - What? - Ew. 437 00:20:40,578 --> 00:20:42,205 - Oh. - I don't even know how that works. 438 00:20:42,455 --> 00:20:45,542 It's complicated. There's a lot… She tapes it back. 439 00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:47,836 - Oh, really? Come on, man. - Oh, my God, man. 440 00:20:47,919 --> 00:20:50,171 - I've been reading up and… - Wait, wait, wait. 441 00:20:50,255 --> 00:20:52,507 Dude, wait. So you're not the serial killer? 442 00:20:52,590 --> 00:20:53,591 No. 443 00:20:53,675 --> 00:20:55,051 I just won this case. That means you're a free man. 444 00:20:55,176 --> 00:20:58,888 You're not a serial killer. See, when I came in and I was doing… 445 00:20:58,972 --> 00:21:01,015 You guys don't even get it, do you? I'm gonna get a beer. 446 00:21:01,099 --> 00:21:03,268 Dee, do you think this guy's got any beer in his fridge? 447 00:21:04,978 --> 00:21:07,021 No. There's a bunch of severed heads in there. 448 00:21:07,146 --> 00:21:08,231 What? 449 00:21:08,314 --> 00:21:11,526 There's about 15 severed heads in there, I'd say. 450 00:21:16,114 --> 00:21:17,740 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - There's heads in there. 451 00:21:17,824 --> 00:21:19,951 - There's a lot of heads in there. - A shitload of heads. 452 00:21:20,076 --> 00:21:21,661 - We're in the killer's apartment? - Yes! 453 00:21:21,744 --> 00:21:23,037 - Neighbor Gary? - Gary. 454 00:21:23,121 --> 00:21:25,957 - Oh, my God. - I don't know who Gary is. 455 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,251 Wait. Shh, shh, shh. 456 00:21:29,085 --> 00:21:30,253 I think I hear keys. 457 00:21:38,303 --> 00:21:40,054 What are you people doing in my apartment?