1 00:00:34,814 --> 00:00:37,316 We keep putting more on, and it's not showing up at all. 2 00:00:37,399 --> 00:00:39,985 Well, then I guess cocaine is weightless, all right? 3 00:00:40,069 --> 00:00:41,529 I'm gonna file that up here. 4 00:00:42,279 --> 00:00:45,074 - What are you doing? - Cleaning my hands off. 5 00:00:45,157 --> 00:00:47,451 - What are you, a cat? Use a towel. - My mouth's right here. 6 00:00:47,535 --> 00:00:49,495 We talked about this. No getting high. 7 00:00:49,578 --> 00:00:51,330 I'm not getting high. I'm just cleaning my hands. 8 00:00:51,414 --> 00:00:52,456 We have to be very careful, 9 00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:54,375 considering our past addictions to glue and crack. 10 00:00:54,458 --> 00:00:56,627 - Well, we got over that. - I got over that. 11 00:00:56,710 --> 00:00:57,920 I don't smoke crack anymore. 12 00:00:58,003 --> 00:00:59,713 You huff glue every single day. 13 00:00:59,839 --> 00:01:01,632 - No, I don't. - No? Did you have any today? 14 00:01:06,262 --> 00:01:08,681 - I feel gross. - We made a thousand dollars. 15 00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:11,308 No. I made a thousand dollars. You didn't do shit. 16 00:01:11,434 --> 00:01:12,768 You just sat in the car and read a magazine. 17 00:01:12,852 --> 00:01:14,228 What the hell do I need you for? Give me that money. 18 00:01:14,311 --> 00:01:15,438 Every ho needs a pimp. 19 00:01:15,521 --> 00:01:18,065 - We got any vials around here? - Vials for what? 20 00:01:18,149 --> 00:01:20,860 We went back to Bingo. We got a bit of the cocaine back 21 00:01:20,943 --> 00:01:22,862 with the money we got from the pills. 22 00:01:22,945 --> 00:01:25,948 You better go back and get a gun. Dealin' drugs is dangerous. 23 00:01:26,031 --> 00:01:28,868 No, it isn't. It's a rich person's drug. There's no danger involved. 24 00:01:28,951 --> 00:01:31,120 It's like stockbrokers and high-powered business… 25 00:01:31,203 --> 00:01:32,830 We'll just go to Center City… 26 00:01:32,913 --> 00:01:33,998 Sure, waltz right into a board meeting, 27 00:01:34,081 --> 00:01:35,833 slap your drugs down on the conference table and be, like, 28 00:01:35,916 --> 00:01:37,042 "Hey, you guys wanna buy drugs? 29 00:01:37,126 --> 00:01:38,544 - "We're drug dealers." - Mmm-mmm. 30 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:42,673 - You saying that's not gonna work? - What are you saying? 31 00:01:42,757 --> 00:01:44,592 - What are you saying? - I'm saying that that is not gonna… 32 00:01:44,675 --> 00:01:46,260 Oh, you don't like that idea? 33 00:01:46,343 --> 00:01:48,345 At least we didn't become prostitutes. 34 00:01:48,471 --> 00:01:50,973 - I am not a prostitute. I am providing… - Let me handle this. 35 00:01:51,056 --> 00:01:55,269 Dennis is providing a very important service to lonely people in need. 36 00:01:55,352 --> 00:01:57,354 - Really? So he speaks for you now? - No. 37 00:01:57,438 --> 00:01:59,774 He doesn't have to speak if he doesn't want to. 38 00:01:59,857 --> 00:02:02,693 - I don't? Really? - No. You leave everything to me. 39 00:02:02,777 --> 00:02:06,572 All you have to do is sit there, relax, have yourself a drink, 40 00:02:06,655 --> 00:02:09,075 and just keep looking handsome. 41 00:02:09,158 --> 00:02:11,535 I like that arrangement. Get me a beer, Frank. 42 00:02:11,619 --> 00:02:13,913 - Oh, no beer. Too many calories. - Yep. 43 00:02:13,996 --> 00:02:16,165 - It's all about keeping this body fit. - Mmm-hmm. 44 00:02:16,248 --> 00:02:18,667 Uh-huh. I'll get you a nice vodka tonic. 45 00:02:18,751 --> 00:02:20,377 That doesn't have much calories, 46 00:02:20,461 --> 00:02:22,922 so I think that's a smart drink. 47 00:02:23,005 --> 00:02:24,465 I take care of my boy. 48 00:02:26,926 --> 00:02:29,095 Every time you talk, you weaken the nation. Shut up. 49 00:02:29,178 --> 00:02:32,181 - Why you wanna hurt me? - I'm not Just shut up and play cards. 50 00:02:32,264 --> 00:02:34,350 You're judgin'. You judge me all the time. 51 00:02:34,433 --> 00:02:35,851 I'm just tryin' to remain elegant over here. 52 00:02:35,935 --> 00:02:37,686 - Don't try so hard. - Remain quiet. 53 00:02:37,770 --> 00:02:40,689 Oh! Youse guys got the right idea with these. 54 00:02:40,773 --> 00:02:43,442 It's the perfect mix of comfort and wind resistance. 55 00:02:43,526 --> 00:02:45,069 They make that in men's? 56 00:02:45,152 --> 00:02:47,655 Huh? I think this is men's. Yeah, it's men's. 57 00:02:47,738 --> 00:02:49,740 Hey, listen, guys. I was thinkin' we go down to Paddy's, 58 00:02:49,824 --> 00:02:50,991 you know, put the squeeze on 'em. 59 00:02:51,075 --> 00:02:53,244 Yeah, well, we're right in the middle of somethin' right now. 60 00:02:53,327 --> 00:02:56,789 Don't you guys do anything besides play cards and eat deli meats? 61 00:02:57,123 --> 00:02:59,250 Go wash my car. 62 00:02:59,333 --> 00:03:00,459 Fellas! 63 00:03:00,543 --> 00:03:03,546 I feel like I'm being seriously underutilized here, you know? 64 00:03:03,629 --> 00:03:04,880 Look, if you just give me a chance, 65 00:03:04,964 --> 00:03:06,966 - I could show you how hard I actually am. - What? 66 00:03:07,049 --> 00:03:09,552 That's right. I'm so hard that people are scared of me. 67 00:03:09,635 --> 00:03:12,221 They should be, 'cause I'll explode all over them. 68 00:03:12,304 --> 00:03:13,973 Come on! 69 00:03:14,056 --> 00:03:15,558 - What's the matter with you? - I'm eatin' here. 70 00:03:15,641 --> 00:03:17,476 - What? - What are you talkin' about, your dick? 71 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:21,981 My dick? No, I'm talkin' about my brute force and my catlike reflexes. 72 00:03:22,064 --> 00:03:24,608 You hear that, Anthony? He's got catlike reflexes. 73 00:03:25,818 --> 00:03:27,820 That's right. Hands like a cat. 74 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:30,698 You know what? I think someone just earned themselves a nickname. 75 00:03:31,157 --> 00:03:32,658 - Really? What? - Yep. 76 00:03:32,742 --> 00:03:35,619 From now on, you'll be known as pussy hands. 77 00:03:37,788 --> 00:03:40,458 I wanna go on record saying I don't like pussy hands. 78 00:03:40,541 --> 00:03:42,001 But I think cougar hands would be good. 79 00:03:42,376 --> 00:03:43,502 Here's to you, pussy hands. 80 00:03:43,586 --> 00:03:45,379 That's great. Then it's settled. 81 00:03:45,463 --> 00:03:47,131 Hey, pussy hands, go wash my car. 82 00:03:48,382 --> 00:03:49,884 - How about jaguar hands? - Nah. 83 00:03:49,967 --> 00:03:51,552 - Leopard hands? - No. 84 00:03:51,635 --> 00:03:53,095 - Panther hands. - No. 85 00:03:53,763 --> 00:03:56,056 God damn it. 86 00:03:56,140 --> 00:03:57,892 Go get your saucer of milk, honey. 87 00:03:57,975 --> 00:03:59,894 He does have gorgeous hands though. 88 00:04:02,229 --> 00:04:04,064 - Excuse us. - Excuse me. Sir? Ma'am? 89 00:04:04,148 --> 00:04:05,733 Hi. Would you two be interested in… 90 00:04:05,816 --> 00:04:07,067 These people are just walking too fast. 91 00:04:07,193 --> 00:04:09,820 You know what we should do? We should go back to the country club. 92 00:04:09,904 --> 00:04:12,448 Remember the country club, with the jockeys? 93 00:04:12,531 --> 00:04:14,700 - This about the horse, Charlie? - It is about the horse, yeah. 94 00:04:14,784 --> 00:04:15,868 - God damn it. - Look, Dee, 95 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:18,370 I'm pretty sure that those jockeys are raping that horse, Dee. 96 00:04:18,454 --> 00:04:20,247 - They're raping the shit out of it. - Excuse me, sir. Can I talk… 97 00:04:20,331 --> 00:04:22,291 They're racing by as fast as they can. 98 00:04:22,374 --> 00:04:25,044 These people are revved up. They're in fifth gear, and we're in first. 99 00:04:25,127 --> 00:04:26,712 We need to boost our RPM's up. 100 00:04:26,796 --> 00:04:28,130 Let's get goin' a bit. 101 00:04:28,214 --> 00:04:29,465 What are you suggesting? 102 00:04:31,509 --> 00:04:33,385 A little dip into our Bolivian marching powder, 103 00:04:33,469 --> 00:04:34,887 then we're back out on the street. Not in your nose. 104 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:36,180 - What? - That's how you become a drug addict. 105 00:04:36,263 --> 00:04:38,682 Rub it all over your gums. All over your gums. 106 00:04:38,766 --> 00:04:40,559 - Okay. - Feel that? How's that feel for you? 107 00:04:40,643 --> 00:04:43,979 Whoa. I can see what you mean, Charlie. I think I see… 108 00:04:44,063 --> 00:04:45,731 It's like my mouth is no longer a part of my head. 109 00:04:45,815 --> 00:04:47,274 And I kind of feel nothing, but it feels so good. 110 00:04:47,358 --> 00:04:49,401 That's the feeling you're going for. That's where you wanna be at. 111 00:04:49,485 --> 00:04:52,154 Keep reapplying every 10 to 15 minutes. That's what I've been doing. 112 00:04:52,238 --> 00:04:54,573 - 'Cause it kinda wears down. - What? Charlie. 10 to 15 minutes? 113 00:04:54,657 --> 00:04:57,284 No. No. We're gonna run out. No more gumming for a little while. 114 00:04:57,368 --> 00:04:58,786 No more gumming. We're good though. 115 00:04:58,869 --> 00:05:00,621 I'm ready. I feel pretty good. 116 00:05:00,704 --> 00:05:03,582 - I feel weird, but pretty good. - Let's start the show. 117 00:05:03,666 --> 00:05:06,377 Let's be like Wall Street and… Rickety Cricket. 118 00:05:07,044 --> 00:05:08,462 - That's Rickety Cricket! - Rickety! 119 00:05:08,754 --> 00:05:10,297 Rickety Cricket! 120 00:05:10,381 --> 00:05:11,757 - Rickety Cricket! - Rickety! 121 00:05:12,967 --> 00:05:15,010 - Where have you been hiding? - Where have you been? 122 00:05:15,136 --> 00:05:17,972 - They let you become a priest again? - Congratulations. 123 00:05:18,055 --> 00:05:20,599 - It's the reverend. Hey, man. - How you doin', man? 124 00:05:20,683 --> 00:05:22,852 - Keep your head up, Reverend. - Hey, keep the faith. 125 00:05:22,935 --> 00:05:23,978 Bless you. 126 00:05:24,145 --> 00:05:27,398 - Oh. Yikes. I get it. - It's like… 127 00:05:27,481 --> 00:05:29,316 Ever since you convinced me to abandon the church, 128 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,652 my life has been in a bit of a tailspin. 129 00:05:34,488 --> 00:05:35,865 Who? Me or Charlie? 130 00:05:36,574 --> 00:05:38,784 You, Dee. You. 131 00:05:39,201 --> 00:05:41,495 - That doesn't ring a bell. - There was something that happened. 132 00:05:41,579 --> 00:05:43,372 - I wasn't sure that it was that. - I don't think it was that. 133 00:05:43,456 --> 00:05:45,332 So you're livin' on the streets now? 134 00:05:45,416 --> 00:05:48,586 - Yes, I'm living… - That's great. That's really great. 135 00:05:48,753 --> 00:05:50,755 Actually, it's the opposite of great. 136 00:05:50,838 --> 00:05:53,090 It's one of the darkest times of my life. 137 00:05:53,174 --> 00:05:54,759 - Is it? Is it? - Yes. 138 00:05:54,842 --> 00:05:57,720 But the good thing is you must know a lot of drug addicts. 139 00:05:57,803 --> 00:05:59,305 - Oh! - Well, yes. 140 00:05:59,388 --> 00:06:02,016 I was actually attacked by a couple last night. Almost got stabbed. 141 00:06:02,183 --> 00:06:04,810 - Oh, really? That's great. - Did you? Did you really? 142 00:06:04,894 --> 00:06:07,354 Wonderful, you can help us sell our cocaine. 143 00:06:07,438 --> 00:06:09,440 Yeah, do you know those guys? Can you sell drugs to them? 144 00:06:09,523 --> 00:06:12,651 Do you bump into them? Do you guys hang out on certain corners? 145 00:06:12,735 --> 00:06:14,069 - Are you close? - Whoa. 146 00:06:14,153 --> 00:06:15,654 You want me to sell drugs for you? 147 00:06:15,905 --> 00:06:18,157 - We'd do it, but we're not street urchins. - Yeah, man. Yeah. 148 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,867 Know what I mean? But you. 149 00:06:19,950 --> 00:06:22,203 They would buy drugs from a street urchin like yourself. 150 00:06:22,286 --> 00:06:23,621 Got the street urchin thing goin' on now. 151 00:06:23,704 --> 00:06:26,874 Please stop calling me a street urchin. I'm not a street urchin. 152 00:06:26,957 --> 00:06:28,626 - You are what you are now. - Yeah. 153 00:06:28,709 --> 00:06:30,586 I was a priest. I have a master's in theology. 154 00:06:30,669 --> 00:06:34,006 - That was then. This is now. - What good's it doing you? 155 00:06:34,173 --> 00:06:35,466 I am trying to get my life back on track, okay? 156 00:06:35,591 --> 00:06:37,468 I don't think selling drugs is such a smart move, so… 157 00:06:37,676 --> 00:06:39,970 - Uh-oh. I'm sorry. - Come on, Cricket. 158 00:06:40,054 --> 00:06:43,808 I guess Charlie and I didn't see you sitting atop your homeless ivory tower. 159 00:06:43,891 --> 00:06:45,142 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 160 00:06:45,351 --> 00:06:48,020 What's your problem? You just push my buttons, don't you? 161 00:06:48,104 --> 00:06:49,814 You just enjoy pushing my buttons. 162 00:06:50,314 --> 00:06:52,316 - Come on, come on, come on. - I've done nothing to her. 163 00:06:52,399 --> 00:06:54,902 Can I stop this little lovers' quarrel, all right? 164 00:06:54,985 --> 00:06:56,529 You're not fooling anybody. 165 00:06:56,612 --> 00:06:59,615 Clearly, the two of you have strong feelings for each other, 166 00:06:59,698 --> 00:07:02,118 and you're letting that get in the way of a good business deal here. 167 00:07:02,201 --> 00:07:05,121 Look, Cricket, for the love of God, help us out here, man. 168 00:07:05,204 --> 00:07:06,705 I am not… 169 00:07:06,789 --> 00:07:08,874 I tell you what. I'll let you stay at Dee's place. 170 00:07:08,958 --> 00:07:11,752 - No. - Till you're back up on your feet. 171 00:07:11,836 --> 00:07:14,338 - Dee's place? - Yeah. You two alone, together. 172 00:07:14,422 --> 00:07:17,174 One thing could lead to another. You never know. 173 00:07:22,388 --> 00:07:24,473 You think she still likes me? 174 00:07:24,557 --> 00:07:26,475 - Yeah. - Yes! 175 00:07:26,559 --> 00:07:28,727 I wasn't sure because I know we have sort of a sexual tension. 176 00:07:28,811 --> 00:07:31,522 No, no, no. You guys got your own thing going on. 177 00:07:31,605 --> 00:07:34,775 I gotta take a cut now, Cricket. We're working together. 178 00:07:41,157 --> 00:07:43,909 Jesus Christ, Frank. I can't believe you had that thing made. 179 00:07:44,368 --> 00:07:47,121 Every pimp has a chalice. This one is the shit. 180 00:07:47,204 --> 00:07:48,831 Great. How much money did you drop on that? 181 00:07:49,707 --> 00:07:50,708 A lot. 182 00:07:50,791 --> 00:07:52,168 So you spend a shitload of money on a chalice 183 00:07:52,251 --> 00:07:53,461 you're just gonna eat cereal out of, 184 00:07:53,544 --> 00:07:55,129 but you won't bail us out by paying the mob? 185 00:07:55,212 --> 00:07:58,466 By the way, your jane is sitting over there. 186 00:07:59,008 --> 00:08:02,094 Oh, you gotta be kid… Her? Dude, she's, like, 100 years old. 187 00:08:02,178 --> 00:08:05,222 - Sixty-eight tops. - That's still extremely old. 188 00:08:06,182 --> 00:08:07,433 Well, I'm not kissing that. 189 00:08:07,516 --> 00:08:08,934 No, you don't have to kiss her. 190 00:08:09,018 --> 00:08:10,478 We can make that one of your rules. 191 00:08:10,603 --> 00:08:11,937 This time, nothing with the ass. 192 00:08:12,021 --> 00:08:14,356 Because that got really weird last time, all right? 193 00:08:14,648 --> 00:08:15,900 What are you talkin' about? 194 00:08:15,983 --> 00:08:17,860 You didn't set up that ass play on the last one? 195 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,488 No. I never set up any ass play. 196 00:08:22,073 --> 00:08:24,450 All right. Well. 197 00:08:24,533 --> 00:08:26,202 I wanna set up a doctor's appointment anyway 198 00:08:26,285 --> 00:08:29,246 just to be… Just to be safe. 199 00:08:29,330 --> 00:08:31,832 - All right. Do that. - All right. Here we go. 200 00:08:34,919 --> 00:08:36,128 Hypothetically speaking here. 201 00:08:36,212 --> 00:08:37,338 Do you think you could teach a horse 202 00:08:37,546 --> 00:08:38,964 to sit on a barstool and drink beer? 203 00:08:39,048 --> 00:08:40,382 I don't know, Charlie. Maybe. 204 00:08:40,466 --> 00:08:43,052 And would you hypothetically pay really good money to see that? 205 00:08:43,219 --> 00:08:44,637 Is this about bringing a horse back to the bar? 206 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:45,971 Because that is completely insane. 207 00:08:46,055 --> 00:08:48,015 Come on. I'm askin' hypothetical questions here. Come on. 208 00:08:48,182 --> 00:08:49,725 I'm sorry. I'm a little preoccupied 209 00:08:49,809 --> 00:08:51,310 with worrying about being killed by the mob because 210 00:08:51,393 --> 00:08:53,521 - a homeless priest ran off with our drugs. - Sure. Sure. 211 00:08:56,941 --> 00:08:58,901 - Who is it? - It's Matt. 212 00:08:58,984 --> 00:09:00,945 - Who? - Matthew Mara. 213 00:09:01,695 --> 00:09:04,240 - It's Rickety Cricket. - It's Rickety Cricket. 214 00:09:04,323 --> 00:09:05,991 - Hey! Come on in, man. - Hey! 215 00:09:06,075 --> 00:09:08,452 - Come in. - Yeah! 216 00:09:08,536 --> 00:09:10,287 - Where should I put this? - Why does he have that? 217 00:09:10,371 --> 00:09:11,956 - Why does he have his stuff? - Charlie said I could move… 218 00:09:12,039 --> 00:09:13,958 No, it's not important. Come on, all right. 219 00:09:14,041 --> 00:09:15,334 Look at this place. 220 00:09:15,418 --> 00:09:18,546 - It's exactly as I imagined it would be. - What is? Why? 221 00:09:18,671 --> 00:09:21,340 Cricks? How'd you do with our drugs, man? 222 00:09:21,674 --> 00:09:23,592 Oh. Uh, I sold 'em. Here. 223 00:09:23,676 --> 00:09:25,594 Hey, is there a dream catcher above your bed? 224 00:09:25,678 --> 00:09:28,013 - Shit, shit, shit! - Holy shit! Look at all that money. 225 00:09:28,097 --> 00:09:30,891 - That is a huge wad of money. - This is more than we make at the bar. 226 00:09:31,016 --> 00:09:33,227 - I've never seen this much money. - Oh, my God. 227 00:09:33,352 --> 00:09:34,728 I guess we can pay the mob back now. 228 00:09:34,854 --> 00:09:36,439 - We can definitely pay them back. - That's good. 229 00:09:36,522 --> 00:09:37,565 Mmm-hmm. But we have another day. 230 00:09:37,648 --> 00:09:39,900 Oh, we have a whole day. We have 24 whole hours to go. 231 00:09:39,984 --> 00:09:41,152 Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm. And he flipped this in what? 232 00:09:41,235 --> 00:09:42,611 - No time really. No time. - Oh. 233 00:09:42,695 --> 00:09:45,197 He flipped it so fast, Charlie. 234 00:09:45,281 --> 00:09:47,742 We could flip another batch. We could pay the mob back. 235 00:09:47,825 --> 00:09:49,785 We could have money left over for ourselves. 236 00:09:49,869 --> 00:09:52,121 - Maybe a little coke. - Yeah, more coke. More coke. 237 00:09:52,204 --> 00:09:53,873 - I can get a horse. - You're not gonna get a horse, Charlie. 238 00:09:53,956 --> 00:09:55,791 - We can have some coke then. - Oh! She likes Swiss! 239 00:09:55,875 --> 00:09:57,293 I knew it! I pictured Swiss. 240 00:09:57,418 --> 00:10:01,172 Hey, uh, Cricket? Cricket, buddy. 241 00:10:01,839 --> 00:10:03,674 Can I talk to you for a second? 242 00:10:03,758 --> 00:10:07,219 Look, uh, you did such a fantastic job, 243 00:10:07,303 --> 00:10:10,931 that we're gonna need you to go back out there and do it again. 244 00:10:11,015 --> 00:10:12,975 No, but you guys said it was a one-time thing. 245 00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:14,518 Oh, we say things all day. 246 00:10:14,602 --> 00:10:16,771 - We say words all the time. - We said so many things. 247 00:10:16,854 --> 00:10:20,441 I was thinking maybe I'd curl up on that bed of Dee's and I'd sleep with the bear. 248 00:10:20,524 --> 00:10:22,943 - Now's not a good time for that, man. - I'm so tired. 249 00:10:23,027 --> 00:10:24,653 - Are you tired? - I'm just so tired. 250 00:10:24,737 --> 00:10:26,822 Check it out. I got the thing for you, man, right here. 251 00:10:26,906 --> 00:10:30,201 - What? Where'd you get that? - Every good dealer keeps a head stash. 252 00:10:30,284 --> 00:10:31,285 - No. - Dee, you know that. 253 00:10:31,368 --> 00:10:32,369 Look, dip your finger in there. 254 00:10:32,745 --> 00:10:34,914 Look, Cricket. I got the thing for you here, man. 255 00:10:34,997 --> 00:10:36,457 - Let's speed you up. - I can't. 256 00:10:36,707 --> 00:10:39,210 And then you'll wanna get back out there. 257 00:10:39,293 --> 00:10:42,088 Oh. Ah. Yeah. 258 00:10:53,307 --> 00:10:54,683 Where am I having dinner tonight, Frank? 259 00:10:54,767 --> 00:10:57,061 I'm kind of in the mood for Asian fusion. 260 00:10:57,228 --> 00:11:01,107 No more dinners. We're going straight to bangin' from now on. 261 00:11:01,190 --> 00:11:02,358 Check this out. 262 00:11:04,026 --> 00:11:05,694 Jesus Christ, man. 263 00:11:05,778 --> 00:11:06,821 What, you got a problem? 264 00:11:06,946 --> 00:11:08,572 Yeah. This makes me seem like a whore. 265 00:11:08,656 --> 00:11:10,282 - You are a whore. - I'm not a whore. 266 00:11:10,366 --> 00:11:13,077 I'm a handsome companion who goes to nice dinners with fancy women 267 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,079 and who has rules about what he'll do. 268 00:11:15,162 --> 00:11:17,706 - What happened to the rules, Frank? - You can still have your rules. 269 00:11:18,165 --> 00:11:20,042 It says right here, "No rules." 270 00:11:20,126 --> 00:11:21,627 Don't be so uptight. 271 00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:23,712 You know what? I'm walkin' from this… Ow! 272 00:11:23,838 --> 00:11:24,839 What the hell, dude? 273 00:11:24,922 --> 00:11:27,716 I'm knocking some sense into you, Dennis. This is all you got. 274 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,635 Ow! 275 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:32,263 - Dude, why do you keep hitting me? - Don't talk back to me! 276 00:11:33,013 --> 00:11:34,265 Okay. Sorry. 277 00:11:34,723 --> 00:11:37,810 Look, I'm gonna get you out of this. 278 00:11:37,893 --> 00:11:40,146 It's you and me against the world. 279 00:11:40,229 --> 00:11:43,107 I'm not gonna let anything bad happen to you. 280 00:11:43,190 --> 00:11:45,192 - You promise? - I promise. 281 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:49,780 And, hey, I don't wanna hit you, baby. 282 00:11:49,864 --> 00:11:52,241 So please don't make me, okay? 283 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,994 You're my one and only. 284 00:11:55,077 --> 00:11:57,079 You gotta do right by me, okay? 285 00:11:58,748 --> 00:11:59,957 Okay. 286 00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:03,669 Oh, come on, Cricket. Where is he, Charlie? Why do we trust him? 287 00:12:03,753 --> 00:12:05,588 He came through for us once. He'll do it again. 288 00:12:05,713 --> 00:12:07,214 - This is empty. - No. Get rid of that. 289 00:12:07,298 --> 00:12:10,468 - You know what, this is his whole plan. - It's not a plan. 290 00:12:10,551 --> 00:12:12,219 Yeah. He convinced us that he was on our side. 291 00:12:12,303 --> 00:12:14,430 - Now he's gonna stab us in the back. - No, I don't think so. 292 00:12:14,513 --> 00:12:15,973 - What's with the pants? - These things? 293 00:12:16,056 --> 00:12:18,017 - These are horse-riding pants. - Charlie, you can't get a horse. 294 00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:19,351 - Why not? - Because it's crazy. 295 00:12:19,435 --> 00:12:20,436 Oh, I'm sorry. Is it any crazier 296 00:12:20,561 --> 00:12:22,563 than having a dog that bites or sheds? 297 00:12:22,646 --> 00:12:24,982 Or a cat that poops in a box while it's biting you? 298 00:12:25,316 --> 00:12:27,193 - While it's biting you? - Oh! You guys! 299 00:12:27,276 --> 00:12:29,862 - There you are! What are you doing? - Cricket! There you are! 300 00:12:29,987 --> 00:12:31,697 - I'm workin' on my moves. - What moves? 301 00:12:31,864 --> 00:12:33,616 For my musical. I'm writing a musical, you guys. 302 00:12:33,699 --> 00:12:34,867 It's about life on the streets. 303 00:12:34,950 --> 00:12:36,911 Archangel has to live on the streets and fight crime. 304 00:12:36,994 --> 00:12:38,579 - What? - That's great. Where are our drugs? 305 00:12:39,038 --> 00:12:41,624 - I sold the drugs. - Good. Give us the money. 306 00:12:41,707 --> 00:12:44,543 Spent the money on these sweet-ass kettledrums. Look at these. 307 00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:46,337 - Those are trash cans. - Trash cans, Cricket! 308 00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:49,173 Oh, these are trash cans? Then why do they sound like this? 309 00:12:51,967 --> 00:12:54,136 You sold our drug money on two garbage cans? 310 00:12:54,261 --> 00:12:56,847 No. No, no, no, no. I did some too. 311 00:12:56,931 --> 00:12:59,767 - Yeah, we can see that! Is there any left? - Can we have what's left? 312 00:12:59,850 --> 00:13:02,103 There is some left. You guys are yelling like crazy 313 00:13:02,186 --> 00:13:04,105 and I can't compute. Don't do all of it though. 314 00:13:04,188 --> 00:13:06,357 Because I still gotta write the seventh act. It's kinda all up here. 315 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:07,983 - Cricket, come on, back to the bar. - Let's go. 316 00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:09,318 I'm not going anywhere without these kettledrums. 317 00:13:09,443 --> 00:13:11,821 - Bring your trash cans. - Don't forget the trash cans. 318 00:13:12,113 --> 00:13:13,614 I'm bringing the trash cans. 319 00:13:13,697 --> 00:13:16,117 Watch the crack addicts though. They will cut you. 320 00:13:18,702 --> 00:13:21,080 Now you understand? It's $200 for the first hour. 321 00:13:21,163 --> 00:13:23,332 And $150 every hour after that. 322 00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:26,210 Unless you want him to act like he's enjoying it. 323 00:13:26,293 --> 00:13:28,337 Then it's a little extra. Eh? 324 00:13:30,005 --> 00:13:32,091 All right. 325 00:13:33,843 --> 00:13:35,469 I need, I need you 326 00:13:35,636 --> 00:13:37,054 Make it sexy. 327 00:13:37,471 --> 00:13:41,100 I need, I need you 328 00:13:41,725 --> 00:13:44,311 You like ass play? He'll do anything with the ass. 329 00:13:45,146 --> 00:13:48,107 I never said I wasn't gonna tell… 330 00:13:56,282 --> 00:13:58,701 - Don Sal? - Yeah. What? 331 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,829 Forgive me for speaking out of line here, but… 332 00:14:01,954 --> 00:14:05,666 I don't think I'm being properly utilized within the organization. 333 00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:08,043 I mean, I've tried to be eager and work with a smile, 334 00:14:08,127 --> 00:14:10,713 but I'm not making any forward progress. 335 00:14:11,255 --> 00:14:13,507 - Aren't you the janitor? - It's not important, Don Sal. 336 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,760 What is important is that I get out on those streets 337 00:14:15,843 --> 00:14:17,386 and start doing gangster shit. 338 00:14:17,470 --> 00:14:19,346 There's gotta be a union boss I can put the squeeze on. 339 00:14:19,430 --> 00:14:21,348 Or a truck I can hijack, right? 340 00:14:22,725 --> 00:14:27,480 How would you like to do me a personal favor? 341 00:14:28,189 --> 00:14:30,983 - Sounds shady. I'm in. - Good. 342 00:14:31,066 --> 00:14:35,279 I need you to go over to my house and take care of my wife. 343 00:14:35,738 --> 00:14:38,115 - You mean, like, rub her out? - No. 344 00:14:38,657 --> 00:14:40,367 You want me to bang her? Oh. 345 00:14:40,451 --> 00:14:41,869 - No! - I'm sorry. 346 00:14:41,952 --> 00:14:43,454 What the hell is wrong with you? Why would you say that? 347 00:14:43,537 --> 00:14:44,997 Communication problem. 348 00:14:45,247 --> 00:14:47,750 What I need you to do is just go over there. 349 00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:49,168 Like a protection thing. 350 00:14:49,251 --> 00:14:51,462 - Yeah. It's somethin' like that. - Okay. 351 00:14:51,545 --> 00:14:55,341 I mean, you don't mind gettin' your hands dirty, do you? 352 00:14:55,424 --> 00:14:58,010 - Absolutely not. - Good. 353 00:14:58,469 --> 00:15:01,555 Goddamn mafia! 354 00:15:03,766 --> 00:15:06,685 Two hearts that beat as one 355 00:15:06,977 --> 00:15:09,230 Like that? Huh? Get what you want? 356 00:15:09,563 --> 00:15:10,731 Just keep dancing, whore. 357 00:15:11,232 --> 00:15:13,109 Two hearts that beat as one 358 00:15:15,778 --> 00:15:16,862 Dennis? 359 00:15:20,282 --> 00:15:22,076 We gotta talk. Now. 360 00:15:22,701 --> 00:15:23,911 What the hell you doin' here, dude? 361 00:15:23,994 --> 00:15:25,246 I'm working. What are you doing? 362 00:15:25,496 --> 00:15:27,206 You cannot seriously be thinking about banging this old lady. 363 00:15:27,289 --> 00:15:30,376 No, Mac, you have to separate yourself from the way they look. 364 00:15:30,459 --> 00:15:33,212 Frank says that the only thing that matters in this game is cash. 365 00:15:33,462 --> 00:15:35,589 - What did Frank do to you, dude? - Frank takes care of me. 366 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:38,050 You don't understand the nature of our relationship. 367 00:15:38,217 --> 00:15:40,553 - What? - Hey! Hey! You! Out! 368 00:15:40,636 --> 00:15:42,596 - This is our turf. Get out. - No, Frank. 369 00:15:42,763 --> 00:15:45,766 He cannot bang this woman, okay? It's the mob boss' wife. 370 00:15:45,850 --> 00:15:47,101 What do you think she's gonna do? 371 00:15:47,184 --> 00:15:49,186 Call her husband and say she's banging a whore? 372 00:15:49,270 --> 00:15:51,230 Dennis, up those stairs. 373 00:15:51,313 --> 00:15:53,357 Dennis, don't do it. He's got you brainwashed. 374 00:15:54,108 --> 00:15:55,901 - Go! - Dennis! Stay! 375 00:15:55,985 --> 00:15:57,153 - Go! - Stay! 376 00:15:57,236 --> 00:15:58,404 - Get up there! - Stay! 377 00:15:58,487 --> 00:15:59,655 - Now! - Stay! 378 00:15:59,739 --> 00:16:00,781 - Now! - Stay! 379 00:16:00,865 --> 00:16:03,033 - Frank, you're gonna get us killed! - Stop! Stop! Stop! 380 00:16:03,451 --> 00:16:05,494 Please stop hitting me so I can think for a second. 381 00:16:05,578 --> 00:16:08,873 You see? This is bad. You got him thinking for himself again. 382 00:16:08,956 --> 00:16:11,792 What the hell are you doing, whore? Get back upstairs. 383 00:16:12,752 --> 00:16:13,753 No. 384 00:16:14,044 --> 00:16:16,213 Get your ass back in the bedroom. 385 00:16:16,839 --> 00:16:17,965 I'm outta here. 386 00:16:20,593 --> 00:16:21,844 What about you, pussy hands? 387 00:16:22,261 --> 00:16:25,598 Me? Oh, no. I would never sleep with you. You're gross. 388 00:16:28,976 --> 00:16:30,978 - Okay. Last taste. Last taste. - One more. That's it. 389 00:16:31,061 --> 00:16:33,272 - Last one. - That's it because we're almost out of it. 390 00:16:33,481 --> 00:16:35,191 - We can't do this. - That's it. Mmm-hmm. 391 00:16:35,357 --> 00:16:37,443 All right. Okay. Here's the plan. 392 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:39,612 I'm gonna cut it with flour, all right? 393 00:16:39,695 --> 00:16:40,988 I don't think the mob's gonna know the difference. 394 00:16:41,072 --> 00:16:42,698 - You sure that's gonna work? - Yeah. 'Cause people do it all the time. 395 00:16:42,782 --> 00:16:44,492 I think this will trick 'em. 396 00:16:49,622 --> 00:16:51,874 - That's too much, huh? - That's too much flour. 397 00:16:51,999 --> 00:16:53,709 - Oh, God, they're gonna kill us! - No, no, no, no. 398 00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:55,377 - We're dead! - No, here's what we're gonna do. 399 00:16:55,461 --> 00:16:57,713 - We're dead 'cause of the flour. - No, no. We're outta here. 400 00:16:57,797 --> 00:17:00,091 We're gonna skip town. We're gonna go up to the mountains. 401 00:17:00,174 --> 00:17:02,009 - We can't tell anybody. We just gotta go. - We'll go to the mountains. 402 00:17:02,218 --> 00:17:03,511 We gotta get outta here, Charlie. 403 00:17:03,594 --> 00:17:04,845 - They'll never fine us. - We're gonna have a fresh start. 404 00:17:04,929 --> 00:17:06,388 - We'll start over. - I like that. 405 00:17:06,472 --> 00:17:10,184 Okay, it's just gonna be you and me and Peter Nincompoop. 406 00:17:12,186 --> 00:17:13,687 Who's Peter Nincompoop? 407 00:17:14,855 --> 00:17:18,567 - Huh? Huh? - Oh, my God. How did that get here? 408 00:17:18,651 --> 00:17:19,819 - Huh? - How did that get here? 409 00:17:19,902 --> 00:17:21,487 I rode it here. What do you think? Come on. 410 00:17:21,570 --> 00:17:23,906 - Hop on. We're outta here. - No. I'm not hopping on there. 411 00:17:23,989 --> 00:17:26,617 We can't get outta here on that. We need a car. It's too obvious. 412 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,786 - It is? - People will see us and it. 413 00:17:28,869 --> 00:17:31,163 - We gotta get out in a car. - All right. 414 00:17:31,247 --> 00:17:33,416 You got a better chance without us, don't you, buddy? 415 00:17:33,541 --> 00:17:36,502 Okay. You know what? Get outta here. Hah! 416 00:17:36,877 --> 00:17:40,464 Go, Peter Nincompoop! I miss you already! 417 00:17:42,591 --> 00:17:44,260 I love you, Peter Nincompoop. 418 00:17:44,343 --> 00:17:45,678 Mmm. Let's go. 419 00:17:49,515 --> 00:17:51,434 - Okay, okay. - What are you doin'? 420 00:17:51,559 --> 00:17:53,561 - I'm gonna try and stay sharp here. - That's mostly flour. 421 00:17:53,644 --> 00:17:55,604 I know, but if we do enough of it, it should still work, right? 422 00:17:55,688 --> 00:17:57,148 Well, then, let's do a lot of it. 423 00:17:57,231 --> 00:17:58,441 Let's go! 424 00:17:59,692 --> 00:18:01,610 That's a pop. That's a pop. 425 00:18:01,694 --> 00:18:03,904 Make it sexy, okay. It has to be sexy. 426 00:18:03,988 --> 00:18:05,656 Otherwise, you don't eat. Okay? 427 00:18:05,906 --> 00:18:08,033 - Frank, put the gun away. - Oh, no. 428 00:18:08,117 --> 00:18:10,411 I'm goin' out, I'm goin' guns blazing. 429 00:18:10,661 --> 00:18:13,497 Rise up Gonna get higher and higher 430 00:18:13,622 --> 00:18:16,208 - Whoo! - Rickety Cricket. 431 00:18:16,292 --> 00:18:18,210 - Hey! - Lookin' good, bro. 432 00:18:18,294 --> 00:18:19,879 Thanks, man. I'm almost done. 433 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,134 How you guys doin'? 434 00:18:25,259 --> 00:18:27,052 - We're very good. - Things are fine. 435 00:18:27,136 --> 00:18:28,888 - You guys look like you're doin' well. - Absolutely. 436 00:18:28,971 --> 00:18:30,765 Hey, check it out. We got all the cocaine. 437 00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:33,392 - Didn't get the cash. Got the cocaine. - We might have bigger problems. 438 00:18:33,476 --> 00:18:35,102 We just pissed off the mob boss's wife 439 00:18:35,186 --> 00:18:36,437 because me and Dennis wouldn't bang her. 440 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,482 So we just need to be prepared for anything. 441 00:18:39,607 --> 00:18:41,442 Okay. Then I tell you what. I will get my gun. 442 00:18:41,525 --> 00:18:43,027 Whoa. When'd you get a gun? 443 00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:44,236 - I went back to Bingo. - Wow. 444 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,571 I thought we said no guns though. 445 00:18:45,654 --> 00:18:46,822 We did. But that was before all the blow. 446 00:18:46,906 --> 00:18:49,033 You should've told me, 'cause I've been carrying this around the entire time. 447 00:18:49,116 --> 00:18:52,244 Guys, guys, guys! No guns! No guns! 448 00:18:52,328 --> 00:18:53,329 I'm gonna put this in my sock. 449 00:18:53,412 --> 00:18:55,748 And if the shit goes down, I'll pretend I'm tying my shoe. 450 00:18:55,831 --> 00:18:58,167 - Right. - And I'll reach for some cigarettes. 451 00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:01,003 And when I ask for a light, we come out blastin'! 452 00:19:01,128 --> 00:19:02,880 - Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! - No! No! 453 00:19:02,963 --> 00:19:04,548 We are not gonna come out blasting! 454 00:19:04,632 --> 00:19:06,967 Jesus Christ! What is wrong with you people? 455 00:19:07,176 --> 00:19:11,138 Look, we can still get through this if we just calm down. 456 00:19:11,305 --> 00:19:13,641 Oh! These guys. 457 00:19:13,724 --> 00:19:15,810 Hey. Ho. 458 00:19:16,977 --> 00:19:18,729 All right. It's Friday. 459 00:19:18,813 --> 00:19:20,773 Youse guys got somethin' for me? 460 00:19:20,856 --> 00:19:22,066 Has anybody got a light? 461 00:19:27,363 --> 00:19:29,490 Put the guns down! 462 00:19:29,573 --> 00:19:31,492 I got the 25 G's. I got the money, so it's all good. 463 00:19:31,575 --> 00:19:33,077 - Eh? - There you go. 464 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,620 - Get outta here. - Go on. 465 00:19:35,037 --> 00:19:36,956 - Count it. - Got it, boss. 466 00:19:37,206 --> 00:19:39,417 - Where'd you get the money? - I sold Frank's pimp chalice. 467 00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:41,043 - What? - That's right, you son of a bitch. 468 00:19:41,127 --> 00:19:44,213 - Thanks for bailing us out like always. - God damn it. 469 00:19:44,296 --> 00:19:47,425 - It's all here, boss. - Okay. Well, that was close. 470 00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:48,634 Yeah, it seemed close. 471 00:19:48,717 --> 00:19:50,177 - It got a little stressful there. - A little tense. 472 00:19:50,428 --> 00:19:52,096 "Tense" is an excellent word for what happened. 473 00:19:52,221 --> 00:19:53,889 It was nice doin' business with you guys. 474 00:19:54,014 --> 00:19:56,225 And, hopefully, I'll never have to see you again. 475 00:19:56,350 --> 00:19:57,351 Yeah. 476 00:19:57,435 --> 00:19:59,311 - All righty. - Sounds good. 477 00:19:59,395 --> 00:20:02,022 You guys, you gotta make it sexy. Hips and nips. 478 00:20:02,106 --> 00:20:03,524 Otherwise, I'm not eatin'. 479 00:20:04,191 --> 00:20:06,110 Yeah. 480 00:20:06,193 --> 00:20:07,653 - What? - Who? 481 00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:09,572 - You. - Come here. 482 00:20:09,739 --> 00:20:11,240 - Yeah? - Can you do me a favor? 483 00:20:11,323 --> 00:20:14,243 - Sure. - Explain to me why my wife is calling me 484 00:20:14,326 --> 00:20:17,997 saying that one of pussy hands' friends tried to force himself on her. 485 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,916 - Oh! Oh! - This guy? 486 00:20:21,459 --> 00:20:24,211 Oh! Oh! That's crazy! 487 00:20:24,295 --> 00:20:26,714 - Enough with the "Oh's"! - Okay, I think that's insane 488 00:20:26,797 --> 00:20:28,424 'cause I have no idea what you're talking about. 489 00:20:28,549 --> 00:20:30,760 Then I assume it was you, pinhead. 490 00:20:30,926 --> 00:20:32,720 No! It wasn't me! It wasn't me! 491 00:20:32,803 --> 00:20:34,597 Well, then who was it? 492 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:35,973 You guys! I did it! 493 00:20:36,056 --> 00:20:38,350 And I made it so sexy! 494 00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:41,812 Look at this. I've achieved total sexiness! 495 00:20:42,438 --> 00:20:45,524 - I am the man! I made it so sexy. - Get him. 496 00:20:45,608 --> 00:20:47,943 - You got it. I wanna talk to you. - Fancy pants. 497 00:20:48,027 --> 00:20:51,947 It's so… It's so sexy. That's the thing. It's all hips and nips. 498 00:20:52,406 --> 00:20:55,242 Rise up Gonna get higher and higher 499 00:20:55,326 --> 00:20:56,786 Hey, do you guys have more blow? 500 00:20:57,328 --> 00:20:58,829 - Yes! - Get him outta here. 501 00:20:59,955 --> 00:21:03,084 - Well… Couple beers? - Yeah. Shots. 502 00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:04,376 All right. 503 00:21:05,544 --> 00:21:07,088 Oh. What a day. 504 00:21:11,467 --> 00:21:14,845 They broke my legs but they didn't break my spirit 505 00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:18,015 But I don't feel no pain 'cause I found more cocaine 506 00:21:18,099 --> 00:21:19,350 Cocaine