1 00:00:00,504 --> 00:00:01,547 - It's still savory, right? - Mmm-hmm. 2 00:00:01,630 --> 00:00:03,173 What if we soaked it in beer? 3 00:00:03,257 --> 00:00:05,551 Do you think that would help it regain its succulence? 4 00:00:05,634 --> 00:00:06,969 - Like a beer rub? - Mmm-hmm. 5 00:00:07,052 --> 00:00:08,595 That's actually really smart. Mac, grab us some beers. 6 00:00:08,679 --> 00:00:10,639 Bite my bird. What are you eating? 7 00:00:10,722 --> 00:00:12,933 Oh, dude, Dee and I cooked up a great steak. 8 00:00:13,016 --> 00:00:15,561 Frank's got this whole fridge full of these delicious meats 9 00:00:15,644 --> 00:00:17,271 that I've been stealing. You guys want to try some of this? 10 00:00:17,354 --> 00:00:20,023 Someone who sweats as much as you should not work with food. 11 00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:23,485 Charlie! You son of a bitch! 12 00:00:23,569 --> 00:00:24,903 I told you to stay away from my meat! 13 00:00:24,987 --> 00:00:26,363 - Spit it out! - Come on, man. 14 00:00:26,446 --> 00:00:28,740 Spit it! Spit it out! Now! 15 00:00:28,824 --> 00:00:30,200 You too! Spit! 16 00:00:30,284 --> 00:00:31,952 - Come on. - Right there. 17 00:00:32,035 --> 00:00:34,621 - Why are you such a selfish jerk? - Hey! 18 00:00:34,705 --> 00:00:37,166 I killed the deer, I should get to eat it. 19 00:00:37,249 --> 00:00:39,668 - That's the natural order. - You shot a deer? 20 00:00:39,751 --> 00:00:42,296 That's right, 10 point buck. 21 00:00:42,379 --> 00:00:44,256 Right between its soulful little eyes. 22 00:00:44,339 --> 00:00:46,967 - Since when do you hunt, bro? - Since always. I'm a great hunter. 23 00:00:47,050 --> 00:00:49,595 How does hunting a defenseless creature make you a good hunter? 24 00:00:49,678 --> 00:00:52,181 Yeah. You should go after something that could at least defend itself. 25 00:00:52,264 --> 00:00:53,932 - Yeah. - A really great hunter 26 00:00:54,016 --> 00:00:55,684 would go after something that could hunt him back. 27 00:00:55,767 --> 00:00:56,852 - Oh! - Like a man. 28 00:00:56,935 --> 00:01:00,147 - Oh, hell, yeah. A man? - Don't even joke about hunting no man. 29 00:01:00,230 --> 00:01:01,899 Who's joking? I'm not joking. 30 00:01:01,982 --> 00:01:05,152 I think that hunting a man would be the only true test of a good hunter. 31 00:01:05,235 --> 00:01:08,030 Oh, yeah? I was hunted once. I just came back from 'Nam. 32 00:01:08,113 --> 00:01:11,408 I was hitching through Oregon, and some cop started harassing me. 33 00:01:11,492 --> 00:01:15,037 Next thing you know, I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods! 34 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,873 I had to take 'em all out. It was a bloodbath. 35 00:01:17,956 --> 00:01:20,000 That's Rambo, dude. 36 00:01:20,083 --> 00:01:21,084 What? 37 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:23,003 You just described the plot of Rambo. 38 00:01:23,086 --> 00:01:25,047 Yeah. That's from the first one. It's First Blood. 39 00:01:25,130 --> 00:01:26,799 Yeah. I think you're confusing your life with Rambo. 40 00:01:26,882 --> 00:01:28,675 That's not the first time you've described your life 41 00:01:28,759 --> 00:01:29,968 in the way of John Rambo's life. 42 00:01:30,052 --> 00:01:33,639 Yeah, it's actually making me think I could get on board with a manhunt. 43 00:01:33,722 --> 00:01:35,682 - Really? Me too, dude. - I'm just throwing that out there. 44 00:01:35,766 --> 00:01:39,353 No! You do not go on a manhunt. 45 00:01:41,271 --> 00:01:42,815 - Screw you. - Yeah. 46 00:02:15,681 --> 00:02:16,849 - Try that one. - This one? 47 00:02:16,932 --> 00:02:18,725 And get a bit of the sauce with it. 48 00:02:18,809 --> 00:02:21,645 - I don't have any sauce left. - It's the natural juices, by the way. 49 00:02:21,728 --> 00:02:23,313 - It's not an actual sauce. - It's so good. 50 00:02:23,397 --> 00:02:24,982 - Oh, my God. Good job. - Mmm-hmm. 51 00:02:25,065 --> 00:02:27,985 I can't believe that dickhole put the lock on the refrigerator. 52 00:02:28,068 --> 00:02:29,153 - What a son of a bitch. - That wasn't cool. 53 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:30,571 You know what though? At least he forgot about this piece. 54 00:02:30,654 --> 00:02:31,655 That dumb-ass. 55 00:02:31,738 --> 00:02:34,158 But did you do something different though? 'Cause it's so good this time. 56 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:35,450 - I barely cooked it. - Really? 57 00:02:35,534 --> 00:02:37,286 - I'm talking like not at all. - No kidding? 58 00:02:37,369 --> 00:02:38,454 What I did, I slapped it on the radiator for a minute. 59 00:02:38,537 --> 00:02:40,372 - That's pretty gross. - And that warmed it. 60 00:02:40,456 --> 00:02:43,500 - No, but it's clean enough. - It's so good. I don't care. 61 00:02:43,584 --> 00:02:46,044 - Okay, good. - Well, well, well, 62 00:02:46,128 --> 00:02:47,629 what have we here? 63 00:02:47,713 --> 00:02:50,757 Looks like you two have been enjoying my meat! 64 00:02:50,841 --> 00:02:53,302 - Yes. We have been, you fascist meat hog. - Yeah! 65 00:02:53,385 --> 00:02:54,428 Hey, Frankie. 66 00:02:54,511 --> 00:02:57,306 Sharing, it's a rule now 67 00:02:57,389 --> 00:03:00,267 Well, I'm glad you enjoyed yourselves. 68 00:03:00,350 --> 00:03:03,353 Maybe we should open up a bottle of dessert wine. 69 00:03:03,437 --> 00:03:10,194 A nice port that would complement what you have just eaten. 70 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:14,323 By the way, you know what you've just eaten, right? 71 00:03:14,406 --> 00:03:16,742 - Was it venison? - You wish it was venison! 72 00:03:16,825 --> 00:03:18,702 - Was it a horse? - Horse? 73 00:03:18,785 --> 00:03:20,996 That which you have just eaten, 74 00:03:21,079 --> 00:03:25,375 that which your teeth have just torn apart, 75 00:03:25,459 --> 00:03:28,670 your taste buds have savored, 76 00:03:28,754 --> 00:03:31,757 that was human meat. 77 00:03:33,926 --> 00:03:35,010 - Yeah, okay. - You're so stupid. 78 00:03:35,093 --> 00:03:37,012 - You're so stupid! - Thank you for the human meat, Frank. 79 00:03:37,095 --> 00:03:39,431 Thank you for our human meat. It was delicious. 80 00:03:39,515 --> 00:03:41,725 I knew you were gonna steal from me again. 81 00:03:41,809 --> 00:03:45,687 - That's why I put a lock on the fridge. - Yeah. 82 00:03:45,771 --> 00:03:49,983 - And only left one piece of meat out. - Mmm-hmm, okay. 83 00:03:51,485 --> 00:03:53,070 - Human meat. - All right, 84 00:03:53,153 --> 00:03:55,280 where'd you get the human meat from, Frank? 85 00:03:55,364 --> 00:03:57,074 - I got a guy. - You got a guy? 86 00:03:57,157 --> 00:03:59,326 - You got a human meat guy? - I got a guy for everything, Charlie. 87 00:03:59,409 --> 00:04:00,786 - You're so full of shit. - Okay, right. 88 00:04:00,869 --> 00:04:02,204 Oh, yeah, Deandra? You think I'm full of shit? 89 00:04:02,287 --> 00:04:04,581 - Mmm-hmm. - Well, you enjoy yourselves now. 90 00:04:04,665 --> 00:04:07,709 - Thank you. - I am glad you had a good time eating… 91 00:04:07,793 --> 00:04:09,586 - Thank you. - …human meat. 92 00:04:15,676 --> 00:04:18,428 - That wasn't human meat though, was it? - No! 93 00:04:22,266 --> 00:04:24,768 Hey-o! Dennis, I did it! It took me all day, 94 00:04:24,852 --> 00:04:28,230 but I finished the list of 10 people that would be perfect to hunt. 95 00:04:28,313 --> 00:04:31,692 Great. And I respect your opinion, but I've already made a decision. 96 00:04:31,775 --> 00:04:33,610 That's the complete opposite of respecting my opinion. 97 00:04:33,694 --> 00:04:35,696 Hey, don't I know it. Check it out, bro. 98 00:04:37,781 --> 00:04:41,326 Hey. Dennis, are you sure Dee is coming? 99 00:04:41,410 --> 00:04:43,745 Yeah, yeah, she's coming. She just wants to look great for your big date. 100 00:04:43,829 --> 00:04:46,290 - Cricket? Are you serious? - Yeah. He's perfect. 101 00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:48,208 You don't believe me? Check it out. 102 00:04:48,292 --> 00:04:50,711 Cricket, come out here for a second, please. 103 00:04:50,794 --> 00:04:51,837 Yeah. 104 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,381 Just stand before us here. Now check out his legs. 105 00:04:54,465 --> 00:04:56,592 See how they've almost healed? They're, like, pretty much back to perfect. 106 00:04:56,675 --> 00:04:58,177 - Yeah. - And check out his cane. 107 00:04:58,260 --> 00:05:01,722 It looks like he's whittled it into some sort of defensive tool. 108 00:05:01,805 --> 00:05:03,056 Wow. 109 00:05:03,140 --> 00:05:06,226 Bet that makes you quite formidable, huh? 110 00:05:06,310 --> 00:05:07,895 Okay, what's going on here? Huh? 111 00:05:07,978 --> 00:05:10,189 - Where's Dee? - Admit it, Mac. He's perfect. 112 00:05:10,272 --> 00:05:13,150 - Yeah. Yeah, he'll do just fine. - Oh, God. 113 00:05:13,233 --> 00:05:15,903 Oh, God. I knew you were up to something. 114 00:05:15,986 --> 00:05:18,113 You're gonna harvest my organs, aren't you? 115 00:05:18,197 --> 00:05:19,198 Hey, relax. 116 00:05:19,281 --> 00:05:22,242 - You're gonna probe… - Cricket, relax. Relax. Take it easy. 117 00:05:22,326 --> 00:05:24,786 You don't want to be all nervous and sweaty when Dee gets here. 118 00:05:24,870 --> 00:05:25,871 So she is coming? 119 00:05:25,954 --> 00:05:26,955 Mmm-hmm. 120 00:05:27,039 --> 00:05:28,874 Okay. Okay. 121 00:05:28,957 --> 00:05:30,167 Yeah, for a second there, I thought you guys 122 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:31,293 were gonna do something terrible to me. 123 00:05:31,376 --> 00:05:33,587 - Yeah, we are. She's not coming. - No. We're gonna hunt you. 124 00:05:34,713 --> 00:05:35,714 What? 125 00:05:35,798 --> 00:05:39,009 We are going to hunt you, Cricket. 126 00:05:40,135 --> 00:05:41,261 Why? 127 00:05:41,345 --> 00:05:43,055 I'd spend a lot less time asking questions 128 00:05:43,138 --> 00:05:45,140 - and more time running. - Yeah. 129 00:05:45,224 --> 00:05:47,851 - What happens if I get caught? - Oh, don't get caught! 130 00:05:47,935 --> 00:05:49,728 Don't get caught. 131 00:05:51,814 --> 00:05:52,898 Whoa! 132 00:05:52,981 --> 00:05:54,066 There he goes. 133 00:05:54,149 --> 00:05:56,068 - And the hunt begins. - Indeed. Indeed. 134 00:05:56,151 --> 00:05:57,528 This is gonna be fun. 135 00:05:57,611 --> 00:05:59,947 Yeah. What do you suppose is gonna happen when we do catch him? 136 00:06:00,030 --> 00:06:02,115 I suppose we do something tea bag related. 137 00:06:02,199 --> 00:06:03,742 Mmm. 138 00:06:06,036 --> 00:06:08,330 Dee! You're home. Thank God. Okay, let's talk. 139 00:06:08,413 --> 00:06:10,165 Let's have a quick conversation. What do you think? 140 00:06:10,249 --> 00:06:11,834 - I couldn't sleep last night. Could you? - No. 141 00:06:11,917 --> 00:06:13,961 - And I'll tell you why. Yesterday. - Yesterday. 142 00:06:14,044 --> 00:06:15,170 - What's going on? - Oh, my God, Charlie. 143 00:06:15,254 --> 00:06:16,255 I didn't want to say anything. 144 00:06:16,338 --> 00:06:18,632 But I'm thinking there's something strange going on with this meat situation. 145 00:06:18,715 --> 00:06:22,094 Yes! Now I know it's crazy, the idea of Frank feeding us human meat. 146 00:06:22,177 --> 00:06:23,595 - Yes! - But I've been trying to disprove it. 147 00:06:23,679 --> 00:06:25,889 I absolutely can't. You can't do it, can you? 148 00:06:25,973 --> 00:06:27,850 Let's talk the taste. The taste. 149 00:06:27,933 --> 00:06:30,102 - The taste, Charlie. - I can't get the taste out of my mouth! 150 00:06:30,185 --> 00:06:31,728 - You can't get it out, right? - Absolutely not. 151 00:06:31,812 --> 00:06:33,230 Have you tried all sorts of other meats? 152 00:06:33,313 --> 00:06:35,065 - Yes. - Like deli meats and sandwich meats? 153 00:06:35,149 --> 00:06:36,733 - Absolutely! - Did you go crazy 154 00:06:36,817 --> 00:06:38,402 just licking everything in your apartment? 155 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:41,530 Like your shoe? I even licked the cat's fanny. Like nothing's working, right? 156 00:06:41,613 --> 00:06:43,031 Maybe it's a trick, okay? 157 00:06:43,115 --> 00:06:46,869 Maybe he went and got some weird exotic meat that we wouldn't think to try. 158 00:06:46,952 --> 00:06:48,787 Okay. It's not like regular grocery store kind of meat. 159 00:06:48,871 --> 00:06:50,080 Not meat from a grocery store. 160 00:06:50,164 --> 00:06:53,333 - Like he got it from some weird place. - Okay. Let's think here. 161 00:06:53,417 --> 00:06:57,504 Let's put our heads together. Where could Frank go to get mysterious meat? 162 00:07:04,970 --> 00:07:06,430 - This is the place, huh? - This is what we're looking for. 163 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:08,849 Just start grabbing as much stuff as you can. 164 00:07:08,932 --> 00:07:12,186 Okay, we'll take that big brown mound, and the curly stuff. 165 00:07:12,269 --> 00:07:13,729 And then this thing that looks like a blanket, definitely. 166 00:07:13,812 --> 00:07:16,440 Try some of that. Oh, oh, oh! What about a monkey? 167 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:17,733 Monkeys are like nature's humans. 168 00:07:17,816 --> 00:07:20,611 - I doubt they have monkey. - People eat monkey, Dee. 169 00:07:20,694 --> 00:07:23,113 They ate it in Temple of Doom. You ever see that? 170 00:07:23,197 --> 00:07:24,364 Hey. 171 00:07:25,949 --> 00:07:27,201 We got monkey. 172 00:07:28,785 --> 00:07:31,246 Oh. Well, would you look at that? Great. 173 00:07:31,330 --> 00:07:33,373 Uh, one monkey also then, please. 174 00:07:40,255 --> 00:07:42,341 Yeah, baby! 175 00:07:42,424 --> 00:07:44,176 - This hunt is gonna be so awesome, dude! - Yeah, bro! 176 00:07:44,259 --> 00:07:46,345 This is what it must feel like before you go into battle! 177 00:07:46,428 --> 00:07:48,931 Oh, my God. I know, man. I'm so excited. Feel my nips. 178 00:07:49,014 --> 00:07:51,016 - Holy smokes! - They're super hard, right? 179 00:07:51,099 --> 00:07:52,643 Whoo! You could cut glass with these bad boys. 180 00:07:52,726 --> 00:07:54,937 - I know, right? - What the hell are you doing? 181 00:07:55,020 --> 00:07:57,231 - I'm feeling his nips, Frank. - Yeah, man, I am so excited for this hunt, 182 00:07:57,314 --> 00:07:59,775 that my nips are doing stuff they've never done before. Feel 'em. 183 00:07:59,858 --> 00:08:01,735 - What hunt? - We're gonna hunt Cricket. 184 00:08:01,819 --> 00:08:05,113 I thought we went over this already. You do not hunt a man! 185 00:08:05,197 --> 00:08:06,949 Don't bring me down. Not right now. 186 00:08:07,032 --> 00:08:08,659 Not while my nips are like this. 187 00:08:08,742 --> 00:08:13,038 You know, you hunt a man, he could snap like a twig. 188 00:08:13,122 --> 00:08:15,207 Next thing you know, he's up at night, 189 00:08:15,290 --> 00:08:17,417 he's burning down a village in 'Nam, 190 00:08:17,501 --> 00:08:21,088 he's killing everything that moves, everything that lives! 191 00:08:21,171 --> 00:08:24,758 - You're talking about Rambo again. - Oh, no. That happened to me. 192 00:08:24,842 --> 00:08:26,301 You're thinking of John Rambo's life every time you… 193 00:08:26,385 --> 00:08:27,719 No. This happened to me. 194 00:08:27,803 --> 00:08:30,055 - That never happened to you, Frank. - It happened to me, Mac. 195 00:08:30,139 --> 00:08:32,683 You're confusing your life with Rambo again. 196 00:08:36,019 --> 00:08:39,231 No! No, Charlie! This is not right. I still have the craving. 197 00:08:39,314 --> 00:08:41,692 I have it even worse than before I think. 198 00:08:41,775 --> 00:08:43,902 Something really weird is happening to me. 199 00:08:43,986 --> 00:08:45,904 Frank fed us human meat and we got the hunger. 200 00:08:45,988 --> 00:08:47,072 - The hunger? - Mmm-hmm. 201 00:08:47,156 --> 00:08:48,323 That's how you become a cannibal, Dee. 202 00:08:48,407 --> 00:08:51,285 Like you get one taste of delicious, delicious human meat, 203 00:08:51,368 --> 00:08:53,120 none of this stuff ever satisfies you ever again. 204 00:08:53,203 --> 00:08:55,122 Hey, now I just think that you're overreacting, okay? 205 00:08:55,205 --> 00:08:57,374 - Oh, really? - Yeah, that's stupid. 206 00:08:57,458 --> 00:08:59,835 Is that stupid? Oh, I'm sorry, Dee! 207 00:08:59,918 --> 00:09:03,380 Then I guess Jaws 4 is stupid, okay, because that's the same plot! 208 00:09:03,464 --> 00:09:05,007 Okay! All right, calm down! 209 00:09:05,090 --> 00:09:07,426 Before you start accusing us of becoming cannibals or sharks 210 00:09:07,509 --> 00:09:09,094 or whatever it is you're trying to say, 211 00:09:09,178 --> 00:09:12,264 I think we need to find out if what we ate was actually human. 212 00:09:12,347 --> 00:09:13,932 No shit. That's what we've been doing. 213 00:09:14,016 --> 00:09:15,434 I ate a monkey, Dee! 214 00:09:15,517 --> 00:09:17,519 Charlie, you don't understand me. 215 00:09:17,603 --> 00:09:20,272 I think we need to try a piece of human flesh. 216 00:09:21,815 --> 00:09:23,358 - Oh, God. - Just to make sure. 217 00:09:23,442 --> 00:09:24,860 - That's the only way. - Right? 218 00:09:24,943 --> 00:09:26,570 Okay, how are we gonna do this? 219 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,197 The morgue? Hear me out. 220 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,615 - It's a dead body… - Sold. 221 00:09:29,698 --> 00:09:30,741 You don't even have to tell me, man. 222 00:09:30,824 --> 00:09:32,034 - That's where you find dead bodies. - Oh, my God. 223 00:09:32,117 --> 00:09:33,785 - It's a great idea, right? - And we'll only have a tiny little bit. 224 00:09:33,869 --> 00:09:36,246 - And then we'll know. We'll know for sure. - We'll be off the hook. 225 00:09:36,330 --> 00:09:38,916 - I got a hot plate. - I'm gonna get some beers. 226 00:09:41,794 --> 00:09:43,796 - Any sign of him? - No. 227 00:09:43,879 --> 00:09:46,715 But word on the street is he's out here begging most Saturdays. 228 00:09:46,799 --> 00:09:48,550 He'll be here. Don't worry about it. 229 00:09:48,634 --> 00:09:50,302 - God, hunting is awesome! - Yeah. 230 00:09:50,385 --> 00:09:52,012 You get to wear sweet clothes and get wasted all day. 231 00:09:52,095 --> 00:09:53,972 Yeah. It's just like our normal lives, except at the end of it, 232 00:09:54,056 --> 00:09:55,766 we get to put our nuts in some dude's mouth. 233 00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:58,727 Uh, yeah. Actually, I wanted to talk to you 234 00:09:58,811 --> 00:09:59,853 about that aspect of it. 235 00:09:59,937 --> 00:10:01,021 What's up? You're not happy with the plan? 236 00:10:01,104 --> 00:10:03,357 No, no. Look, dude. We've been tea-bagging Cricket since high school. 237 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:06,193 I feel like we need to make some progress. 238 00:10:06,276 --> 00:10:08,278 I think we should give him a gorilla mask. 239 00:10:08,362 --> 00:10:09,363 What's a gorilla mask? 240 00:10:09,446 --> 00:10:11,031 You put something sticky all over his face… 241 00:10:11,114 --> 00:10:12,991 - Yeah. - And then sprinkle it with shaved pubes. 242 00:10:13,075 --> 00:10:15,828 Mmm, no, I don't like it. 243 00:10:15,911 --> 00:10:16,954 What? What's not to like? 244 00:10:17,037 --> 00:10:18,455 Cricket with a face full of pubes? Hilarious. 245 00:10:18,539 --> 00:10:20,165 But where are we supposed to get that many pubes, man? 246 00:10:20,249 --> 00:10:21,250 We shave! 247 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:23,877 That's gonna be a problem. I laser. It's like a turtle shell down there. 248 00:10:24,962 --> 00:10:25,963 What? 249 00:10:26,046 --> 00:10:28,215 Yeah. Look, man. Classics are classics for a reason, okay? 250 00:10:28,298 --> 00:10:30,300 - Why go and mess with that? - Well, it's called progress, Dennis. 251 00:10:30,384 --> 00:10:32,469 I don't want to make progress! We're sticking with the tea-bagging! 252 00:10:32,553 --> 00:10:34,388 But tea-bagging doesn't even leave a mark! 253 00:10:34,471 --> 00:10:36,682 Well, fine! I'll dip my nuts in ink or something and then put it in his mouth! 254 00:10:36,765 --> 00:10:38,058 - That make you happy? - Well… 255 00:10:38,142 --> 00:10:39,685 Yeah, actually. I think that's a pretty good idea. 256 00:10:39,768 --> 00:10:41,019 It leaves a mark all over him. 257 00:10:41,103 --> 00:10:42,855 Holy shit. I'm glad we just thought of it. 258 00:10:42,938 --> 00:10:44,523 So we can dunk him down and, like, whoo! 259 00:10:44,606 --> 00:10:46,650 - Glad we went through that. - We're free thinking outside the box. 260 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:47,734 - I like it. - It's good. 261 00:10:47,818 --> 00:10:48,986 - Cricket! - Get him! 262 00:10:55,492 --> 00:10:57,119 Get him, get him, get him, get him! 263 00:11:12,342 --> 00:11:14,344 - Okay, how did his legs just do that? - I'm not doing that, Dennis. 264 00:11:14,428 --> 00:11:16,305 - No. That was incredibly dangerous. - Let's go polish off that case. 265 00:11:16,388 --> 00:11:19,141 - Did not know he was capable of that. - Yo. 266 00:11:19,224 --> 00:11:20,309 Okay. 267 00:11:26,273 --> 00:11:28,192 - Hi. - Hi. 268 00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:30,360 - Sorry to bug you here. - How are you? 269 00:11:30,444 --> 00:11:31,487 - Um… - I'm good. 270 00:11:31,570 --> 00:11:33,572 We're two friends of one of the dead people 271 00:11:33,655 --> 00:11:34,698 that you have in there. 272 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,492 Very close friends. Uh… 273 00:11:36,575 --> 00:11:37,659 And we wanted to… 274 00:11:37,743 --> 00:11:39,495 - Spend some time maybe. - We wanted to say goodbye. 275 00:11:39,578 --> 00:11:43,415 - Say goodbye to her, him, or… - To him, I… 276 00:11:43,499 --> 00:11:46,335 - He had a… - A long life that was good. 277 00:11:46,418 --> 00:11:48,170 What's the hot plate for? 278 00:11:50,130 --> 00:11:51,924 - The hot… - The hot plate is because… 279 00:11:52,007 --> 00:11:54,593 - Our friend was a… - He was a chef… 280 00:11:54,676 --> 00:11:57,387 - A chef who cooked… - …of small plates of things. 281 00:11:57,471 --> 00:11:59,389 - Many small items on a hot plate. - He mostly just heated it up. 282 00:11:59,473 --> 00:12:00,724 And we thought maybe if he saw 283 00:12:00,808 --> 00:12:02,226 or was near the hot plate one more time… 284 00:12:02,309 --> 00:12:04,144 - It would make him feel… - Right, right, right, right. 285 00:12:04,228 --> 00:12:05,229 Look, spare me the act. 286 00:12:05,312 --> 00:12:07,731 I'll give you guys the same deal I give everyone else. 287 00:12:07,815 --> 00:12:10,776 Fifty bucks gets you 10 minutes alone with the bodies. 288 00:12:11,902 --> 00:12:12,903 - What? - What is he talking about? 289 00:12:12,986 --> 00:12:15,739 I gotta say though, I ain't never seen a guy and a girl 290 00:12:15,823 --> 00:12:18,659 bang one of these stiffs at the same time. 291 00:12:18,742 --> 00:12:21,620 - Are you kidding me, guy? - Okay, you've got the wrong idea. 292 00:12:21,703 --> 00:12:23,205 - You've got the wrong idea about us. - That's really gross. 293 00:12:23,288 --> 00:12:26,041 We were gonna come in and have a bite of… 294 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:27,501 I don't judge you guys. It's cool. 295 00:12:27,584 --> 00:12:29,753 I like yogurt up my ass and a Popsicle stick in my mouth. 296 00:12:29,837 --> 00:12:31,463 Oh, my God, man! You know what? 297 00:12:31,547 --> 00:12:32,923 Let's just give this guy his 50 bucks! 298 00:12:33,006 --> 00:12:35,717 Whatever, man! You're the one with the hot plate. 299 00:12:35,801 --> 00:12:37,010 - Weirdo. - That is much worse. 300 00:12:37,094 --> 00:12:40,806 Okay, yeah. I'm the weirdo says the guy with the yogurt up his ass. 301 00:12:43,308 --> 00:12:45,894 - Holy shit. - Holy shit. 302 00:12:45,978 --> 00:12:47,688 Oh, these are dead bodies. 303 00:12:47,771 --> 00:12:48,897 Two dead guys. 304 00:12:48,981 --> 00:12:50,357 This is the real deal here. 305 00:12:52,276 --> 00:12:53,318 I don't think I can eat this guy. 306 00:12:53,402 --> 00:12:54,903 No. I don't think I can, right? 307 00:12:54,987 --> 00:12:56,822 - What is that? - I don't know. 308 00:12:57,906 --> 00:12:59,491 It's not because he's black though, right? 309 00:12:59,575 --> 00:13:03,787 What? Well, no. I just don't think so. No. 310 00:13:03,871 --> 00:13:06,081 - It's because he's dead, right? - It's because he's dead. 311 00:13:06,165 --> 00:13:07,499 It's because he's dead. That's why not. 312 00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:09,084 Okay, good, good, good. 313 00:13:10,377 --> 00:13:12,796 - Now I got a question for you. - Mmm-hmm. 314 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:15,632 Is it racist if we don't eat this guy? 315 00:13:15,716 --> 00:13:18,343 - Well, shit, Charlie. Now it is. - I'm sorry, Dee. 316 00:13:18,427 --> 00:13:20,637 I just, the white guy over here looks better to me for some reason. 317 00:13:20,721 --> 00:13:22,890 He looks so much better, doesn't he? What is that? 318 00:13:22,973 --> 00:13:24,892 You know what it is? I generally, I don't eat dark meat. 319 00:13:24,975 --> 00:13:26,435 No, I prefer the white meat. I always have. 320 00:13:26,518 --> 00:13:29,021 Yeah. So it's not that guy. It's this guy. 321 00:13:29,104 --> 00:13:30,731 The problem is I'm gonna have a really hard time 322 00:13:30,814 --> 00:13:33,025 if we're both cannibals and we're racists. 323 00:13:33,108 --> 00:13:34,902 - I just want to make sure… - Cannibalism? Racism, Dee? 324 00:13:34,985 --> 00:13:36,278 That's not for us. 325 00:13:36,361 --> 00:13:38,071 You know, those are the decisions that are best left 326 00:13:38,155 --> 00:13:39,156 to the suits in Washington. 327 00:13:39,239 --> 00:13:41,700 Now, okay? We're just here to eat some dude. 328 00:13:41,783 --> 00:13:44,369 Well, you lost me with Washington. But the rest I agree with. 329 00:13:44,453 --> 00:13:47,122 - So let's eat a piece of this white guy. - Let's get him. 330 00:13:50,793 --> 00:13:52,669 I don't think I can do it. 331 00:13:53,921 --> 00:13:55,631 No, me neither. 332 00:13:55,714 --> 00:13:57,674 No. Hey, the good news is that means we're not racist. 333 00:13:57,758 --> 00:14:01,178 - Yeah, I guess so. - Okay, okay, okay. 334 00:14:03,388 --> 00:14:06,391 I made it! I'm fast as lightning. 335 00:14:06,475 --> 00:14:08,227 I'm fast as lightning. 336 00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:10,020 I beat you, bitches. 337 00:14:19,905 --> 00:14:21,782 Hey, street rat. 338 00:14:24,076 --> 00:14:25,452 - Don't… - Hey, hey, hey! 339 00:14:26,829 --> 00:14:28,622 I'm not here to kill you. 340 00:14:28,705 --> 00:14:31,959 I'm here to help you turn the tables on Mac and Dennis. 341 00:14:32,042 --> 00:14:33,168 What do you mean? 342 00:14:33,252 --> 00:14:36,505 I want to show those bastards it ain't okay to hunt humans! 343 00:14:36,588 --> 00:14:40,175 - Yeah? - They drew first blood, not you. 344 00:14:40,259 --> 00:14:44,638 - They what? - They drew first blood! 345 00:14:46,223 --> 00:14:48,058 What is that? Is that, uh… 346 00:14:48,142 --> 00:14:49,351 Is that Rambo? 347 00:14:49,434 --> 00:14:52,729 - No, I made that up. - No, no, no. Yeah, that's Rambo. 348 00:14:52,813 --> 00:14:55,399 - You want me to help you or not? - Yes. Yes. 349 00:14:55,482 --> 00:14:58,152 All right. Come on. Let's go. 350 00:15:09,455 --> 00:15:10,664 Holy shit. 351 00:15:10,747 --> 00:15:12,624 Holy shit, dude. 352 00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:15,711 Holy shit! "Tag! You're it!" And a knife? What the hell is this, man? 353 00:15:15,794 --> 00:15:16,920 Why you laughing? 354 00:15:17,004 --> 00:15:18,505 Stop laughing, dude. This is serious shit. 355 00:15:18,589 --> 00:15:20,424 - Yeah? - What? 356 00:15:20,507 --> 00:15:22,926 Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? You gorilla-masked me? 357 00:15:23,010 --> 00:15:25,846 Yes! Bro, you gotta admit, that is so much more awesome than tea-bagging! 358 00:15:25,929 --> 00:15:28,015 Oh, yeah? Take a look at your mouth. You tell me. 359 00:15:29,641 --> 00:15:31,393 You put your balls in my mouth while I was sleeping? 360 00:15:31,477 --> 00:15:34,271 - Yeah, man. Twice. - That's rape! That is borderline rape! 361 00:15:34,354 --> 00:15:36,690 - You got a lot of pubic hair. - Well, not anymore. 362 00:15:36,773 --> 00:15:39,234 Yeah, I guess not. Jesus, man, what's with the note? 363 00:15:39,318 --> 00:15:40,569 I mean what's with the theatrics? 364 00:15:40,652 --> 00:15:41,945 No, I didn't leave it. I thought you left it. 365 00:15:42,029 --> 00:15:43,363 So, it was Cricket! 366 00:15:43,447 --> 00:15:45,699 - Oh, shit! - Okay, Cricket got to us. 367 00:15:45,782 --> 00:15:48,911 - God damn it! He got to us, Dennis. - The good news is the gorilla mask, 368 00:15:48,994 --> 00:15:51,079 the purple tea bag, both totally viable options, right? 369 00:15:51,163 --> 00:15:53,749 The bad news is, it looks like Cricket's finally snapped. 370 00:15:53,832 --> 00:15:56,210 We may have pushed him too far, Dennis. What do you think he's gonna do? 371 00:15:56,293 --> 00:15:59,171 We need to get to him first. We need to set a trap. 372 00:15:59,254 --> 00:16:02,257 Yeah. And how do you catch a Cricket? 373 00:16:02,341 --> 00:16:04,468 With a giant bird. 374 00:16:04,551 --> 00:16:06,804 Dee, will you calm down? 375 00:16:06,887 --> 00:16:09,097 You're eating that cheese steak like some kind of giant bird, you know? 376 00:16:09,181 --> 00:16:11,683 I can't help it, Charlie. I got an insatiable hunger. 377 00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:13,060 Well, I know what the hunger is, Dee! 378 00:16:13,143 --> 00:16:15,437 Don't start telling me about the hunger. Okay. I'm feeling it good! 379 00:16:15,521 --> 00:16:17,606 Look, let's just go back to the morgue, okay? Because this is shit. 380 00:16:17,689 --> 00:16:19,900 No, that place is terrible. I can't go back there. 381 00:16:19,983 --> 00:16:21,652 Look, Dee, we're cannibals now! 382 00:16:21,735 --> 00:16:22,736 I mean, it's pretty obvious to me! 383 00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:23,862 It's starting to look that way, isn't it? 384 00:16:23,946 --> 00:16:25,197 - It's a fact. That's what it is. - Oh. 385 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,074 Look, if we don't feed the hunger, we could die from it. 386 00:16:27,157 --> 00:16:28,367 - It's not our fault. It's nature. - That's nature. 387 00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:30,035 That's what happens. People die from the hunger. 388 00:16:30,118 --> 00:16:31,995 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. All the time that happens. 389 00:16:32,079 --> 00:16:33,122 We don't want that to happen. 390 00:16:33,205 --> 00:16:34,957 I don't want it to happen to me. You want it to happen to you? 391 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:37,042 No. I don't want it to happen to me. But I'm not going back to that morgue. 392 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,670 - We gotta do something about it. - I know. Oh, Charlie. 393 00:16:39,753 --> 00:16:42,422 - I wanted to eat that lady so bad. - I did too! I did too! 394 00:16:42,506 --> 00:16:44,174 - We're gonna have to do it! - No. No! 395 00:16:44,258 --> 00:16:45,717 We're gonna have to find a living human being. 396 00:16:45,801 --> 00:16:47,344 Because it's dead meat. And dead meat's bad meat. 397 00:16:47,427 --> 00:16:48,428 - No, not the morgue. - What? 398 00:16:48,512 --> 00:16:50,931 I'm with you on this. And this thing. 399 00:16:51,014 --> 00:16:53,225 - I've never wanted that before. - I know but I want it now. 400 00:16:53,308 --> 00:16:55,602 We gotta find a guy, and we gotta kill that guy, and we gotta eat it. 401 00:16:55,686 --> 00:16:58,230 - Somebody a little rotund maybe. - Yeah. 402 00:16:58,313 --> 00:17:00,190 - Somebody… - That nobody'll start asking questions 403 00:17:00,274 --> 00:17:02,484 - about if he's missing. - I mean, when we do that, 404 00:17:02,568 --> 00:17:03,694 - we don't want any questions. - We don't want to get caught. 405 00:17:03,777 --> 00:17:04,987 Someone no one in the world could ever care about! 406 00:17:05,070 --> 00:17:06,488 Spare change? 407 00:17:12,703 --> 00:17:15,789 Ow! Goddamn, dude! These are not coming off. Seriously. 408 00:17:15,873 --> 00:17:18,208 Oh, no. They're not going to. I used airplane glue, bro. 409 00:17:18,292 --> 00:17:19,835 That's gonna be your look for a while. 410 00:17:19,918 --> 00:17:22,379 Now run me through how we're gonna do this with Dee. 411 00:17:22,463 --> 00:17:24,131 I'll talk her into it. 412 00:17:24,214 --> 00:17:28,051 Dee. Ah, great. We need to use you as bait for our Cricket trap. 413 00:17:29,803 --> 00:17:32,181 - What in the hell is going on here? - Who is this? 414 00:17:32,264 --> 00:17:34,224 - No, no. We don't want to know his name. - Go away! 415 00:17:34,308 --> 00:17:37,436 No, wait, wait! Dee, oh, my God, no! What are we doing? 416 00:17:37,519 --> 00:17:38,520 What? 417 00:17:38,604 --> 00:17:39,855 You know what, kid? You gotta get outta here, man. 418 00:17:39,938 --> 00:17:42,107 It's not safe for you. Dee, we can't do this! 419 00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,650 Charlie, listen to me. Listen to me good. 420 00:17:43,734 --> 00:17:45,611 If we don't eat this kid, we are gonna die. 421 00:17:45,694 --> 00:17:47,946 Oh, my God! I want to eat him as much as you want to eat him! 422 00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:50,199 - But it's wrong to do it! - No, it's not! No, come… 423 00:17:50,282 --> 00:17:51,700 - Go back to the streets! - Damn it. 424 00:17:51,783 --> 00:17:53,202 So you were gonna eat that kid… 425 00:17:53,285 --> 00:17:55,162 You don't know. You don't have the hunger. 426 00:17:55,245 --> 00:17:56,538 We don't give a shit about any of this. 427 00:17:56,622 --> 00:17:58,707 - Dee, Cricket trap, bait, you? - Hmm? 428 00:18:00,042 --> 00:18:02,544 - Hello? Hey, Frank. - Frank? 429 00:18:02,628 --> 00:18:04,505 Speaker? Yeah, hold on. 430 00:18:04,588 --> 00:18:06,673 - Is Dennis with you? - Uh, yeah. 431 00:18:06,757 --> 00:18:09,092 Good. Mac and Dennis, 432 00:18:09,176 --> 00:18:12,012 prepare to be burned alive. 433 00:18:13,972 --> 00:18:16,683 This is the point where I would normally burn you alive. 434 00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:19,603 But I just did it to prove a point. And I think I made my point. 435 00:18:19,686 --> 00:18:23,023 - Frank. Hey, Frank. - Hey, Frank. Hey, Frankie. 436 00:18:23,106 --> 00:18:25,651 - Good to see you. - Good to see you, man. 437 00:18:25,734 --> 00:18:28,195 Hey, look. Can you get us some more of that human meat? 438 00:18:28,278 --> 00:18:30,656 Are you still going on about the meat? 439 00:18:30,739 --> 00:18:34,368 I didn't feed you human meat. It was a raccoon! 440 00:18:34,451 --> 00:18:35,869 - Huh? - What? 441 00:18:35,953 --> 00:18:37,913 You ate raccoon meat! 442 00:18:37,996 --> 00:18:39,540 I told you it was people 443 00:18:39,623 --> 00:18:43,127 because I wanted to freak you out because you're stealing my food. 444 00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:44,503 - No. No, no. - No, no. 445 00:18:44,586 --> 00:18:46,588 Then why am I always hungry? And I have stomach pains. 446 00:18:46,672 --> 00:18:48,632 - It hurts. - And nothing satisfies my hunger. 447 00:18:48,715 --> 00:18:50,676 You probably got a tapeworm. 448 00:18:50,759 --> 00:18:53,345 That coon meat is lousy with parasites. 449 00:18:53,428 --> 00:18:56,807 Okay. Are we done here? Because we are bored as shit. 450 00:18:56,890 --> 00:18:59,476 No, no, no, no, no. Not yet. 451 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,312 Get ready for a mouthful 452 00:19:02,396 --> 00:19:04,940 of strawberry blond-haired 453 00:19:05,023 --> 00:19:06,900 covered balls. 454 00:19:06,984 --> 00:19:08,861 - Frank, grab 'em. - We're not doing that. 455 00:19:08,944 --> 00:19:10,696 - Get out. - What do you mean we're not doing it? 456 00:19:10,779 --> 00:19:12,614 - I lied. - What? 457 00:19:12,698 --> 00:19:14,449 What is it with you people? 458 00:19:14,533 --> 00:19:17,077 I mean, you guys are always touching each other's nipples, 459 00:19:17,161 --> 00:19:18,662 putting your balls in each other's mouths. 460 00:19:18,745 --> 00:19:21,331 - It's fun. - It's funny. 461 00:19:21,415 --> 00:19:23,459 I just don't understand your generation. 462 00:19:27,004 --> 00:19:30,048 Raccoon meat! 463 00:19:30,132 --> 00:19:31,425 - Bullshit! - What? 464 00:19:31,508 --> 00:19:33,093 That was human meat and I know it! 465 00:19:33,177 --> 00:19:34,803 Look! I don't give a shit what you think. 466 00:19:34,887 --> 00:19:35,888 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 467 00:19:35,971 --> 00:19:39,475 I'm gonna chop off a piece of that fat little calf muscle of yours, Frank, 468 00:19:39,558 --> 00:19:41,977 - and I'm gonna eat it! - Oh, yes. 469 00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:44,104 - We're gonna put it on the hot plate. - Oh, yes, Charlie. Get him! 470 00:19:44,188 --> 00:19:46,064 - Oh! You can't run from me! - Get him! Get him! 471 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:50,527 - And I guess the hunt is on once again. - Indeed it is. 472 00:19:50,611 --> 00:19:52,446 Oh, they're gonna have so much fun. 473 00:19:52,529 --> 00:19:53,864 Oh, those two are gonna have a blast, huh? 474 00:19:55,699 --> 00:19:59,036 So I guess the only thing that's left is to figure out what to do with Mr. Cricket. 475 00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:02,706 Yeah. Oh, what to do, what to do. 476 00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:05,542 - I guess it's just us. - Yeah. 477 00:20:05,626 --> 00:20:08,754 It's just you and us… 478 00:20:08,837 --> 00:20:12,925 …and a couple pairs of sour, sweaty balls.