1 00:00:00,038 --> 00:00:02,165 Are you kidding me? Gasoline's, like, a thousand times 2 00:00:02,249 --> 00:00:03,875 - more expensive than electricity. - And you know what, Charlie? 3 00:00:03,959 --> 00:00:05,794 You shouldn't be making these decisions anyway, okay? 4 00:00:05,877 --> 00:00:07,546 - You're not the decision-making type. - Yeah. 5 00:00:07,629 --> 00:00:08,922 As the brains of this organization, 6 00:00:09,006 --> 00:00:10,507 I should've made this decision. 7 00:00:10,590 --> 00:00:13,343 Whoa, I'm sorry. Since when did you become the brains? 8 00:00:13,427 --> 00:00:14,636 Uh, I'm sorry. 9 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:16,054 - I've always been the brains. - What? 10 00:00:16,138 --> 00:00:17,681 What are you talking about? I thought I was the brains. 11 00:00:17,764 --> 00:00:18,932 What the hell am I? 12 00:00:19,016 --> 00:00:21,059 - You're the looks. - Well, yeah. Of course I'm the looks. 13 00:00:21,143 --> 00:00:23,061 But I always thought of myself as the brains and the looks. 14 00:00:23,145 --> 00:00:24,896 No, you're the looks. I'm the brains. Charlie's the wild card. 15 00:00:24,980 --> 00:00:27,274 Whoa. That's awesome. 16 00:00:27,357 --> 00:00:29,318 Yeah. Yeah, that's the classic setup. 17 00:00:29,401 --> 00:00:30,569 You know this, no? 18 00:00:30,652 --> 00:00:34,323 Look, every great crew in history has followed that basic dynamic, right? 19 00:00:34,406 --> 00:00:36,950 Looks, brains, wild card. Think about it. 20 00:00:37,034 --> 00:00:38,869 The A-Team did it. 21 00:00:38,952 --> 00:00:41,747 Scooby-Doo did it. The Ghostbusters did it. 22 00:00:41,830 --> 00:00:43,498 - Oh, shit. - Yes. Right? 23 00:00:43,582 --> 00:00:44,791 - Yeah, yeah. - Our problem 24 00:00:44,875 --> 00:00:47,044 is that we don't stick to that basic format, 25 00:00:47,127 --> 00:00:48,545 and it gets us into trouble. 26 00:00:48,628 --> 00:00:51,006 So, what you're saying is that by breaking from that format, 27 00:00:51,089 --> 00:00:53,800 we're actually limiting our ability to be as successful 28 00:00:53,884 --> 00:00:55,969 - as those organizations. - You're totally right, dude. 29 00:00:56,053 --> 00:00:57,512 - Great. On to the matter at hand. - Hmm. 30 00:00:57,596 --> 00:00:59,097 We're getting plowed in the ass 31 00:00:59,181 --> 00:01:01,266 by the oil companies and the gas companies 32 00:01:01,350 --> 00:01:04,478 with their 10-gallon hats and their rotten, ass-plowing hearts. 33 00:01:04,561 --> 00:01:08,398 So, as the brains of this organization, I came up with a plan. 34 00:01:08,482 --> 00:01:10,567 - Lay it on us, bud. - It involves pulling up our bootstraps, 35 00:01:10,651 --> 00:01:13,987 oiling up a couple of asses, and doing a little plowing of our own. 36 00:01:14,071 --> 00:01:15,572 - Mmm. - Pow! 37 00:01:18,116 --> 00:01:19,242 Not gay sex. 38 00:01:19,326 --> 00:01:20,702 - Okay. 'Cause that's what it sounded like. - Ah! Okay, okay, okay. Gas crisis. 39 00:01:20,786 --> 00:01:22,537 - What did you mean? - We're gonna solve the gas crisis. 40 00:01:22,621 --> 00:01:23,705 Oh, good. 41 00:01:56,989 --> 00:01:59,366 Charlie, the plan is simple, okay? 42 00:01:59,449 --> 00:02:00,534 - Is it? - Yes. 43 00:02:00,617 --> 00:02:02,744 We go to a bank. We talk to a loan officer. 44 00:02:02,828 --> 00:02:05,330 We get a hefty loan to buy a bunch of gasoline. 45 00:02:05,414 --> 00:02:07,040 - Mmm-hmm. - We take that gasoline. 46 00:02:07,124 --> 00:02:08,583 We store it in the basement. We wait a few months. 47 00:02:08,667 --> 00:02:11,420 When the gas prices skyrocket, we sell it, make a huge profit. 48 00:02:11,503 --> 00:02:13,547 Yeah, man. If the guy doesn't seem like he's going for it, 49 00:02:13,630 --> 00:02:15,882 I'll show him this big-breasted-women chart. 50 00:02:15,966 --> 00:02:17,801 - Mmm-hmm. - And that'll win him over. 51 00:02:17,884 --> 00:02:19,678 Yeah, I'm sure it will, I mean, 'cause that's great, 52 00:02:19,761 --> 00:02:21,638 and the plan's actually pretty great. 53 00:02:21,722 --> 00:02:25,308 The problem I'm having with it is that I don't have anything to do. 54 00:02:25,392 --> 00:02:28,061 No. You do have something to do. You're the wild card. 55 00:02:28,145 --> 00:02:29,896 You sit there looking crazy and capable of anything. 56 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:31,231 - Yeah. - Oh! That's… 57 00:02:31,315 --> 00:02:32,399 - Yeah, you set the tone… - Okay. 58 00:02:32,482 --> 00:02:34,234 - …for the whole meeting. - So, if I'm, like, there 59 00:02:34,318 --> 00:02:37,446 while you guys are talking, and I'm just, like, uh, like, uh… 60 00:02:40,407 --> 00:02:42,659 - That's terrible. - That was my wild-card face. 61 00:02:42,743 --> 00:02:44,036 What message are you trying to send with that? 62 00:02:44,119 --> 00:02:45,495 What? Was it not a good one? 63 00:02:45,579 --> 00:02:47,748 Well, so what if it's more like, I'm, um… 64 00:02:49,833 --> 00:02:51,710 You want 'em to think you're gonna take a dump, or… 65 00:02:51,793 --> 00:02:53,211 - Seriously? That's what that looks like? - I don't know what 66 00:02:53,295 --> 00:02:55,339 - message you were trying… - Oh, man. 67 00:02:55,422 --> 00:02:56,506 - You're forcing it. - Oh, my God. 68 00:02:56,590 --> 00:02:58,133 - Yeah, you're forcing it. - You know what? I better look in a mirror, 69 00:02:58,216 --> 00:02:59,926 'cause I don't know what I'm doing, and what it looks like, 70 00:03:00,010 --> 00:03:01,261 - feel like two different things. - Go work it out, man. 71 00:03:01,345 --> 00:03:02,554 The brains. I'm gonna supervise, 'cause there's 72 00:03:02,637 --> 00:03:03,722 no way he should be making this decision. 73 00:03:03,805 --> 00:03:04,890 Walk me through it, dude, 'cause I just don't see it. 74 00:03:04,973 --> 00:03:07,809 - I'm gonna draw another woman. - It's not a rape van. It's a spy van. 75 00:03:07,893 --> 00:03:09,519 Well, it looks very much like a rape van to me. 76 00:03:09,603 --> 00:03:11,271 But whatever. Dennis, you gotta look at this. 77 00:03:11,355 --> 00:03:12,481 What is this? 78 00:03:12,564 --> 00:03:15,651 Bruce Mathis is about to give away all of Mom's money. 79 00:03:15,734 --> 00:03:16,818 Uh, what are you talking about? 80 00:03:16,902 --> 00:03:19,112 In two days, some Muslim cultural center 81 00:03:19,196 --> 00:03:20,822 is about to get a giant check made out of our cash. 82 00:03:20,906 --> 00:03:22,199 - And we gotta get that back. - Listen. 83 00:03:22,282 --> 00:03:25,410 This jamoke is giving our money to terrorists. 84 00:03:25,494 --> 00:03:27,537 And we gotta prove it. 85 00:03:27,621 --> 00:03:30,457 Um, Dee, Mom gave all of our money to Bruce. 86 00:03:30,540 --> 00:03:32,042 You were never gonna get it. 87 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:33,752 Oh, no. I was. See, I had a plan. 88 00:03:33,835 --> 00:03:36,421 I was gonna eliminate everybody else and be the only surviving heir. 89 00:03:36,505 --> 00:03:38,173 So…help. 90 00:03:38,256 --> 00:03:39,883 Uh, so when you say "eliminate," 91 00:03:39,966 --> 00:03:41,301 you mean you were gonna kill me? 92 00:03:41,385 --> 00:03:43,053 Uh, I don't know. No. Yes. 93 00:03:43,136 --> 00:03:45,972 Maybe I was going to. Maybe I wasn't. The point is moot now. 94 00:03:46,056 --> 00:03:47,140 So, can you please help me out here? 95 00:03:47,224 --> 00:03:48,892 - So, you were planning on killing me? - Oh, my God. 96 00:03:48,975 --> 00:03:50,519 - You're still talking about that? - Listen, listen. Stop arguing. 97 00:03:50,602 --> 00:03:52,938 Are you gonna help us or not? We got no time here. 98 00:03:53,021 --> 00:03:54,314 - Pass. - "Pass"? 99 00:03:54,398 --> 00:03:56,233 Yeah, pass. Super pass. Uber pass. 100 00:03:56,316 --> 00:03:57,693 How do you super pass on something like this? 101 00:03:57,776 --> 00:03:59,403 - We gotta get that money… - What? I pass! I pass! 102 00:03:59,486 --> 00:04:00,779 Because you were planning on killing me. 103 00:04:00,862 --> 00:04:02,614 Oh, my God. I feel like you're really focused 104 00:04:02,698 --> 00:04:04,825 on one tiny part of what I'm trying to talk about here. 105 00:04:04,908 --> 00:04:06,576 It's a very big part of your… 106 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:08,078 - It's just a couple of words. - Just go away. 107 00:04:08,161 --> 00:04:09,621 - I'm trying to draw breasts… - Focus on the words "money"… 108 00:04:09,705 --> 00:04:12,708 - …and pretty women. - …and "Bruce," and "me," and "help." 109 00:04:12,791 --> 00:04:14,835 All right. And what is the reason 110 00:04:14,918 --> 00:04:16,837 you're requesting a loan today? 111 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,588 Wait for it. 112 00:04:19,673 --> 00:04:20,757 Gasoline. 113 00:04:20,841 --> 00:04:22,426 - Excuse me? - Don't rush me. 114 00:04:22,509 --> 00:04:23,927 - Don't rush him. - Thank you. I feel rushed. 115 00:04:24,011 --> 00:04:25,095 Look. Here's the plan. 116 00:04:25,178 --> 00:04:26,763 You give us a shitload of money. 117 00:04:26,847 --> 00:04:28,807 We buy a shitload of gasoline. 118 00:04:28,890 --> 00:04:31,268 We wait 12 months. We sell the gasoline. 119 00:04:31,351 --> 00:04:33,020 And make a shitload of profit. 120 00:04:33,103 --> 00:04:36,690 Gentlemen, we tend to give loans to businesses, not, um… 121 00:04:36,773 --> 00:04:38,900 - She's not getting it. Get the graph. - Oh, yeah. The graph. 122 00:04:38,984 --> 00:04:41,737 - We have a graph. - Yeah. Check this out. 123 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:44,072 Now these are the gas prices last year. 124 00:04:44,156 --> 00:04:46,950 These are the gas prices this year. 125 00:04:47,034 --> 00:04:49,953 And this is what the gas prices will be. 126 00:04:50,037 --> 00:04:51,580 And what are those? 127 00:04:51,663 --> 00:04:53,332 Uh, these are gorgeous women 128 00:04:53,415 --> 00:04:55,167 - with heaving breasts. - Yeah. 129 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:56,793 Why? 130 00:04:57,961 --> 00:05:00,714 Uh, well, to be perfectly honest, we sort of thought 131 00:05:00,797 --> 00:05:03,300 - we'd be speaking to a man today, so… - Yeah. 132 00:05:03,383 --> 00:05:05,010 Is there any way that we could talk to your boss? 133 00:05:05,093 --> 00:05:07,262 Because I think he would understand more better. 134 00:05:07,346 --> 00:05:09,056 My boss is a woman. 135 00:05:10,432 --> 00:05:12,309 - Really? - Your boss is a woman? 136 00:05:12,392 --> 00:05:13,894 Now, this is a strange bank. 137 00:05:13,977 --> 00:05:16,521 Okay. Well, I am definitely rejecting your request 138 00:05:16,605 --> 00:05:20,817 for $300,000 to buy gasoline. 139 00:05:22,569 --> 00:05:24,446 - Dennis, you're on. - Yeah. 140 00:05:24,529 --> 00:05:28,075 You know, I just had a crazy thought. 141 00:05:28,158 --> 00:05:33,872 How's about I take you in the back and "change your mind"? 142 00:05:33,955 --> 00:05:37,125 Or how about we all go in the back and have great sex? 143 00:05:37,209 --> 00:05:38,460 - What are you doing? - Hmm? 144 00:05:38,543 --> 00:05:39,628 I'm playing the wild card here, man, so… 145 00:05:39,711 --> 00:05:41,380 No, dude. Just let Dennis do his thing, okay? 146 00:05:41,463 --> 00:05:44,257 I can be very sensual with a woman, all right? You will enjoy it. 147 00:05:44,341 --> 00:05:46,259 Now is not the right time to pull the wild card, okay? 148 00:05:46,343 --> 00:05:47,511 Let me do my thing. Let me do the seducing. 149 00:05:47,594 --> 00:05:48,845 Look, let Dennis bang her so we can get our loan. 150 00:05:48,929 --> 00:05:50,138 Well, here's a scenario. 151 00:05:50,222 --> 00:05:52,140 What if she wanted to bang me, or you for that matter… 152 00:05:52,224 --> 00:05:53,308 You can't pull the wild card 153 00:05:53,392 --> 00:05:54,726 when I already have my shirt off. That should be a rule. 154 00:05:54,810 --> 00:05:55,894 - Can that be a rule? - Yes, that's a rule. 155 00:05:55,977 --> 00:05:57,396 Well, you're shirt's not off! 156 00:05:57,479 --> 00:05:58,981 - Well, now it is, God damn it, bitch. - Oh, yeah? 157 00:05:59,064 --> 00:06:00,607 - Back off. - Oh, wow, now, baby. 158 00:06:00,691 --> 00:06:02,109 Come on, man. This is my job. 159 00:06:02,192 --> 00:06:04,236 - Now I feel like I should do it. - What are you doing? 160 00:06:04,319 --> 00:06:06,613 - Huh? - God damn it. Well, okay, so… 161 00:06:06,697 --> 00:06:07,823 Why don't you decide? 162 00:06:07,906 --> 00:06:11,118 Which one of us do you want to take you in the back and bang you? 163 00:06:22,170 --> 00:06:23,380 My intel tells me 164 00:06:23,463 --> 00:06:26,717 that Bruce moved into this crappy apartment complex. 165 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,177 - Where did you get your intel? - I waterboarded some guy. 166 00:06:29,261 --> 00:06:31,471 - Told me everything. - You tortured somebody? 167 00:06:31,555 --> 00:06:33,473 Oh, yeah. Big time. 168 00:06:33,557 --> 00:06:36,059 - What do you see? - I can't see shit. 169 00:06:36,143 --> 00:06:37,894 Why would you tint the inside of the windows? 170 00:06:37,978 --> 00:06:40,856 - I don't want anybody to see in. - We can't see out, Frank. 171 00:06:41,898 --> 00:06:43,650 - I might've overdone it a little bit. - You think so? 172 00:06:44,693 --> 00:06:46,737 - Whoa, whoa. That's Bruce. - This guy? 173 00:06:46,820 --> 00:06:48,405 That's the guy walking there, walking there! 174 00:06:48,488 --> 00:06:49,614 - Start the car. - Are you sure that's him? 175 00:06:49,698 --> 00:06:52,409 Let's follow him. I'm gonna take some pictures. 176 00:06:54,328 --> 00:06:55,537 I got it working. 177 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:56,705 - Let's go. Go, go, go. - All right, there's… 178 00:06:56,788 --> 00:06:58,874 - the gas pedal is stuck. - Well, wobble it. 179 00:06:58,957 --> 00:07:00,375 - Wobble it? - Yeah, wobble it back and forth. 180 00:07:00,459 --> 00:07:01,543 Wiggle it. Wiggle it. 181 00:07:01,626 --> 00:07:03,879 - All right. - That's it. That's it. Now hit it. 182 00:07:03,962 --> 00:07:05,005 Whoa! 183 00:07:05,088 --> 00:07:06,673 - Aah! Oh, God. - What are you trying to do? 184 00:07:06,757 --> 00:07:07,841 - You're giving me whiplash. - Well, you're blinding me. 185 00:07:07,924 --> 00:07:09,926 Will you calm down for a second. Hold on! 186 00:07:10,010 --> 00:07:12,220 - Oh, man! - Son of a bitch! 187 00:07:12,304 --> 00:07:13,972 Will you stop with that for one second? 188 00:07:14,056 --> 00:07:15,474 Hey, assholes. 189 00:07:19,603 --> 00:07:21,813 Hey, what the hell was that about? 190 00:07:26,401 --> 00:07:28,820 I can't believe Dee keeps her life savings in her sock drawer. 191 00:07:28,904 --> 00:07:30,405 That's a dumb place to hide it. 192 00:07:30,489 --> 00:07:32,115 She's an investor now. She'll thank us later. 193 00:07:32,199 --> 00:07:33,283 You know what, guys? I'm sorry. Can I… 194 00:07:33,367 --> 00:07:34,743 I gotta bring something up. 195 00:07:34,826 --> 00:07:35,952 Can I bring something up? Because if I don't, 196 00:07:36,036 --> 00:07:37,454 it's gonna stew up inside me. It's going to drive me crazy. 197 00:07:37,537 --> 00:07:39,081 What's up, man? 198 00:07:39,164 --> 00:07:40,874 I kinda can't believe that you guys 199 00:07:40,957 --> 00:07:42,292 took your shirts off back there, man. 200 00:07:42,376 --> 00:07:44,795 I mean, I like you really sold me down the river. 201 00:07:44,878 --> 00:07:46,296 The Ghostbusters would never do something 202 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:47,506 - like that to each other. - Hey! What are you doing? 203 00:07:47,589 --> 00:07:49,424 - I can't believe you guys did it. - What are you doing? 204 00:07:49,508 --> 00:07:50,884 No trash cans. Only cars. 205 00:07:50,967 --> 00:07:53,679 Whoa. Cool your jets, guy. We paid for this gas. 206 00:07:53,762 --> 00:07:55,681 It's gonna be a while, so… 207 00:07:57,057 --> 00:07:59,017 Stop now. You can't do this. 208 00:07:59,101 --> 00:08:00,727 - What? Come on, man. - Only cars. 209 00:08:00,811 --> 00:08:02,771 Ah, geez. All right. Well, wild card, do your thing. 210 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:06,400 So help me, God, I'll blow this place to kingdom come, guy. 211 00:08:06,483 --> 00:08:07,734 Not that. Not that. 212 00:08:07,818 --> 00:08:09,194 - Jesus Christ, Charlie. - Come on, man. 213 00:08:09,277 --> 00:08:10,946 No. We just gotta figure out a way 214 00:08:11,029 --> 00:08:13,699 to get this gas back to the bar without using the barrels. 215 00:08:13,782 --> 00:08:15,742 Well, how the hell are we gonna do that? 216 00:08:24,251 --> 00:08:26,753 All right, barrel number six is done, dudes. 217 00:08:26,837 --> 00:08:28,255 This doesn't seem to be the best… No. 218 00:08:28,338 --> 00:08:29,923 Guys, this is not working, okay? 219 00:08:30,007 --> 00:08:31,675 We are actually losing money driving back and forth 220 00:08:31,758 --> 00:08:33,969 - from that gas station all day long. - You burn up your product. 221 00:08:34,052 --> 00:08:36,680 Plus, I have swallowed a good deal of it, and it's a damn waste. 222 00:08:36,763 --> 00:08:38,348 - That's not good. - Yeah, and gas has gone up 223 00:08:38,432 --> 00:08:39,975 seven cents since this morning. 224 00:08:40,058 --> 00:08:42,269 He puts a new thing on the sign every time we pull in there. 225 00:08:42,352 --> 00:08:44,938 - We're screwing ourselves here, guys. - Hold on. Let's not freak out. 226 00:08:45,022 --> 00:08:46,273 - Let's not freak out. - The plan is not working, though, man. 227 00:08:46,356 --> 00:08:48,442 We just need to adjust our business model 228 00:08:48,525 --> 00:08:50,819 to meet the needs of a changing marketplace. 229 00:08:50,902 --> 00:08:52,612 - That's all. - That's money talk. Let's talk money. 230 00:08:52,696 --> 00:08:54,865 We gotta make some money in the short term. 231 00:08:54,948 --> 00:08:57,701 - Well, how the hell are we gonna do that? - I got a plan. 232 00:08:58,577 --> 00:09:00,370 We'd like to return some gas, please. 233 00:09:00,454 --> 00:09:02,289 Yeah. Don't worry, bro. Got receipts. 234 00:09:02,372 --> 00:09:04,458 I can't do that. 235 00:09:04,541 --> 00:09:06,793 You can't do it, or you won't do it? 236 00:09:06,877 --> 00:09:07,961 Both. 237 00:09:08,045 --> 00:09:09,713 Not yet, buddy. 238 00:09:10,881 --> 00:09:13,633 Okay, bro. You want to play hard ball, fine. 239 00:09:13,717 --> 00:09:17,054 You're about to experience the hard knocks of a free market, bitch. 240 00:09:17,137 --> 00:09:19,556 - Get ready to feel it where it hurts. - Your dick. 241 00:09:19,639 --> 00:09:22,309 - No. No, not his dick. His wallet. - Yup. 242 00:09:22,392 --> 00:09:23,810 - Your wallet. - Yup. 243 00:09:31,652 --> 00:09:33,570 Here we are. This is it. 244 00:09:33,654 --> 00:09:34,738 Are you sure this is his place? 245 00:09:34,821 --> 00:09:36,448 Yes. Yes, yes. My intel says so. 246 00:09:36,531 --> 00:09:39,076 Okay, listen. Take these box cutters. Put 'em in his bedroom. 247 00:09:39,159 --> 00:09:41,370 Take this fertilizer. Toss it in the closet. 248 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:43,914 What the hell are we doing that for? 249 00:09:43,997 --> 00:09:45,123 'Cause when I call the cops on him, 250 00:09:45,207 --> 00:09:46,750 they'll come and find all this bomb-making shit, 251 00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:48,293 and they'll arrest his money-stealing ass. 252 00:09:49,753 --> 00:09:51,797 We don't want to call the cops. 253 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,965 They'll find the bug I'm gonna plant. 254 00:09:54,049 --> 00:09:55,676 That's a baby monitor, Frank. 255 00:09:55,759 --> 00:09:57,594 You're planting a baby monitor? 256 00:09:57,678 --> 00:10:02,224 Yeah. A lot of people are bugging their babies these days. 257 00:10:02,307 --> 00:10:04,267 I guess babies can't be trusted. 258 00:10:04,351 --> 00:10:06,228 What exactly is it you're expecting to find here? 259 00:10:06,311 --> 00:10:07,688 A lot of shady shit. 260 00:10:07,771 --> 00:10:08,855 Like what? 261 00:10:09,856 --> 00:10:12,442 Like maybe Bruce is banging dudes. 262 00:10:12,526 --> 00:10:14,069 Why would that be shady? 263 00:10:15,195 --> 00:10:16,947 - Maybe the dudes are babies. - What? 264 00:10:17,030 --> 00:10:18,991 Bruce is not banging any baby dudes. 265 00:10:19,074 --> 00:10:20,993 Look, we're going back to the original plan, okay? 266 00:10:21,076 --> 00:10:23,495 We're gonna put the frame on him, we're gonna be heroes among the community, 267 00:10:23,578 --> 00:10:26,164 and I'm gonna get all of my money back as a reward. 268 00:10:26,248 --> 00:10:27,332 All my money. 269 00:10:27,416 --> 00:10:30,043 Well, whatever. It was probably gonna end up mine eventually, so… 270 00:10:30,127 --> 00:10:34,506 Okay. There's something I want to talk to you about. 271 00:10:34,589 --> 00:10:37,009 Were you planning on offing me, 272 00:10:37,092 --> 00:10:39,594 and then offing Dennis also? 273 00:10:39,678 --> 00:10:41,304 Frank, we are in the middle of something. 274 00:10:41,388 --> 00:10:43,223 I don't have time to chit-chat with you about stuff right now… 275 00:10:43,306 --> 00:10:45,308 - Were you planning on offing me? - I didn't say that. 276 00:10:45,392 --> 00:10:46,768 You didn't deny it either. 277 00:10:46,852 --> 00:10:48,979 Uh, deny it? 278 00:10:49,062 --> 00:10:52,399 Do I have to deny something so crazy? 279 00:10:52,482 --> 00:10:54,818 Give me the baby monitor. I'll hide it for you. 280 00:11:00,949 --> 00:11:02,617 Capitalism at work. 281 00:11:02,701 --> 00:11:03,952 This oughta show the son of a bitch. 282 00:11:04,036 --> 00:11:05,120 All right, buddy, now explain to me 283 00:11:05,203 --> 00:11:07,414 how exactly we're gonna calculate the totals. 284 00:11:07,497 --> 00:11:08,582 Oh, it's easy, dude. 285 00:11:08,665 --> 00:11:09,916 You pour gas into the car 286 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,126 using one of these funnels, right? 287 00:11:11,209 --> 00:11:13,545 And I count how much gas is going into the car. 288 00:11:13,628 --> 00:11:15,797 All right, let me just stop you right there. 289 00:11:15,881 --> 00:11:18,800 How exactly are you planning on counting a liquid? 290 00:11:18,884 --> 00:11:20,927 Uh, I know how to count, dude. I'm not… 291 00:11:21,011 --> 00:11:22,095 Okay, you do it. You do it, Mac. 292 00:11:22,179 --> 00:11:24,097 - Because I can't speak to him. - Well, say free market 101, 293 00:11:24,181 --> 00:11:25,432 you gotta have customers 294 00:11:25,515 --> 00:11:26,641 to have a working business, right? 295 00:11:26,725 --> 00:11:27,851 So, we gotta attract attention. 296 00:11:27,934 --> 00:11:29,186 - Yeah. - I for one suggest 297 00:11:29,269 --> 00:11:31,396 me blowing fireballs to get that attention. 298 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,899 Fireball? Where is that coming from? No. 299 00:11:33,982 --> 00:11:35,067 We're not blowing fireballs around 10 containers of… 300 00:11:35,150 --> 00:11:36,777 People will see it from the street and pull in and wanna… 301 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:38,654 - We have 10 containers of gasoline. - Charlie. 302 00:11:38,737 --> 00:11:39,946 - The lighter, please. - What the hell are you… 303 00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:41,114 - No, no, no. - Thank you, sir. 304 00:11:41,198 --> 00:11:42,407 - Let me please reiterate… - He understands. 305 00:11:42,491 --> 00:11:44,326 - …my strong opposition to this idea. - Trust me, Dennis. I know what I'm doing. 306 00:11:44,409 --> 00:11:46,036 This is really unsafe, dude. 307 00:11:46,119 --> 00:11:47,454 Do not blow that fireball. 308 00:11:47,537 --> 00:11:48,997 Whoa! 309 00:11:50,624 --> 00:11:52,292 Wow. Okay, wow. 310 00:11:52,376 --> 00:11:53,627 I take back everything I just said. 311 00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:54,795 - That was amazing. - Oh, dude. 312 00:11:54,878 --> 00:11:55,962 - I'm doing one of those, baby. - I can do it bigger. 313 00:11:56,046 --> 00:11:57,673 - You can do it bigger? - No, Charlie. Let me do it. 314 00:11:57,756 --> 00:11:58,840 - Make sure it's bigger. - If you're gonna do it, 315 00:11:58,924 --> 00:12:00,133 make sure you… Wait. 316 00:12:00,217 --> 00:12:01,468 - Aah! - Whoa. 317 00:12:01,551 --> 00:12:03,136 - Oh, God damn it. - Whoo! 318 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:05,097 - You burned my head. - Whoo! 319 00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:06,473 - Oh, I think I burned him. - Really? 320 00:12:06,556 --> 00:12:08,642 - Ow! Ow! - Easy, camper. 321 00:12:08,725 --> 00:12:09,976 - Easy, camper. - Jesus Christ. 322 00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:11,436 - Relax. You're going to feel better. - How can I relax? 323 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:12,729 Just stop. Just stop. 324 00:12:12,813 --> 00:12:14,064 - Okay. Okay. - Just stop. 325 00:12:14,147 --> 00:12:16,817 Do you have anything other than a towel and duct tape? 326 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,694 Not really. 327 00:12:18,777 --> 00:12:19,861 New plan. We're going to a hospital. 328 00:12:19,945 --> 00:12:21,196 Oh, whoa. Actually, bro, you know what? 329 00:12:21,279 --> 00:12:22,864 I think we're gonna be done with your plans for a little while. 330 00:12:22,948 --> 00:12:24,908 Because the system you set up… it ain't working. 331 00:12:24,992 --> 00:12:28,161 So, I got a new system. Me, both the brains and the looks. 332 00:12:28,245 --> 00:12:29,579 Charlie, you're still gonna be the wild card, 333 00:12:29,663 --> 00:12:31,665 'cause that fireball you blew was badass. 334 00:12:31,748 --> 00:12:33,125 It was great, right? You just kinda got in the way. 335 00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:34,918 Yeah. Mac, check this out, though. 336 00:12:35,002 --> 00:12:36,378 You're gonna be the muscle. 337 00:12:36,461 --> 00:12:37,546 No, I… 338 00:12:37,629 --> 00:12:39,589 I think we gotta stick to the paradigm that we've set up… 339 00:12:39,673 --> 00:12:41,466 - The A-Team, Scooby-Doo… - Mmm. No, no, no. 340 00:12:41,550 --> 00:12:44,261 - Your paragon is failing us, man. - Yeah, yeah. It's a paradigm, but yeah. 341 00:12:44,344 --> 00:12:46,263 - It wasn't working. - It's not working. 342 00:12:46,346 --> 00:12:48,932 What happened was we confused your bossiness with braininess, 343 00:12:49,016 --> 00:12:51,226 - and those two are very different things. - Mmm-hmm. 344 00:12:51,309 --> 00:12:52,769 - That is what happened. - So, check it out, though, man. 345 00:12:52,853 --> 00:12:53,937 I got a new plan. 346 00:12:54,021 --> 00:12:55,105 - This is what we're gonna do. - Yeah. 347 00:12:55,188 --> 00:12:56,440 Okay, baby? Yeah! 348 00:12:56,523 --> 00:12:57,899 We're gonna steal Frank's rape van 349 00:12:57,983 --> 00:12:59,318 because driving around with all that gasoline is 350 00:12:59,401 --> 00:13:00,694 ruining the interior of my car. 351 00:13:00,777 --> 00:13:02,654 - And I won't have it. - No. 352 00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,740 Then we're gonna take that van and we're gonna offer people 353 00:13:04,823 --> 00:13:06,867 something that gas stations just can't offer 'em. 354 00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:11,246 - What? - Gasoline directly to their doorsteps. 355 00:13:11,330 --> 00:13:12,706 Door-to-door gasoline salesmen. 356 00:13:12,789 --> 00:13:14,458 Oh, my God. Dude, that's amazing. 357 00:13:14,541 --> 00:13:15,667 That's a brilliant plan, right? 358 00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:17,753 All right. Whatever, fine. Then I'll be the muscle. 359 00:13:17,836 --> 00:13:19,588 I'll muscle these pricks into buying the gas and… 360 00:13:19,671 --> 00:13:21,965 Ooh. Actually, why don't you muscle your way back by the van 361 00:13:22,049 --> 00:13:24,009 - because you look like a burned-up freak. - Mmm-hmm. 362 00:13:24,092 --> 00:13:26,386 You know what? A look is gonna be a big part of this. 363 00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:28,263 I'm gonna get some disguises. 364 00:13:28,347 --> 00:13:29,765 Why would we need disguises, Charlie? 365 00:13:29,848 --> 00:13:32,100 So people don't know who we are, you know? 366 00:13:32,184 --> 00:13:34,227 They already don't know who we are. 367 00:13:34,311 --> 00:13:36,313 You're not letting the wild card do his thing. 368 00:13:36,396 --> 00:13:38,065 Is there any reason behind what you're doing? 369 00:13:38,148 --> 00:13:39,733 Wild card. 370 00:13:41,109 --> 00:13:43,362 Stewart's up on his second shot on the fairway. 371 00:13:43,445 --> 00:13:47,658 Hole 15. I'd say it's about 195 yards. 372 00:13:47,741 --> 00:13:49,242 He has a seven iron. 373 00:13:52,704 --> 00:13:55,540 I mean, how has he been sitting there watching golf for three hours? 374 00:13:55,624 --> 00:13:58,251 - Mmm-mmm. I don't know. - Is that a baby monitor? 375 00:13:58,335 --> 00:14:00,170 Oh! Shit. Cut it off. 376 00:14:00,253 --> 00:14:02,506 - God damn it. Now he's suspicious of us. - Oh, no. 377 00:14:02,589 --> 00:14:04,424 - Oh, no. - You are such a bad hider. 378 00:14:04,508 --> 00:14:06,468 - I'm a bad hider? - You never could hide. 379 00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:09,137 I bet you still hide your money in your sock drawer. 380 00:14:10,138 --> 00:14:12,265 - My sock drawer? - Yeah. 381 00:14:12,349 --> 00:14:13,558 Come on. That would be stupid. 382 00:14:13,642 --> 00:14:15,769 - Yeah, you do. You're lying to me. - Just shut up. I'm not lying to you. 383 00:14:15,852 --> 00:14:18,021 - I'm getting outta here. This is a setup. - Will you relax? 384 00:14:18,105 --> 00:14:20,273 You're setting me up, and I'm getting the hell out. 385 00:14:20,357 --> 00:14:23,402 - Frank, get back here. - You're not going to do this to me, girl. 386 00:14:23,485 --> 00:14:24,611 Get out of here! I understand what's goin' on. 387 00:14:24,695 --> 00:14:25,946 Come back, Frank. God damn it. 388 00:14:26,029 --> 00:14:28,281 - Okay, they're on the move. - I know what's going on. 389 00:14:28,365 --> 00:14:30,033 - You think I was born yesterday? - Hey, you son of a bitch. 390 00:14:30,117 --> 00:14:32,828 - Okay, go. Go, Mac. Go. Go. - What are you talking about? 391 00:14:32,911 --> 00:14:36,957 Ah, don't lie to me. I have my ways of finding out things. You'll be… 392 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,543 Oh, my God. Is that a Muslim guy? 393 00:14:39,626 --> 00:14:41,878 He's getting in my van. 394 00:14:45,549 --> 00:14:47,426 Oh, shit! 395 00:14:51,096 --> 00:14:53,306 - Come on, man. - Come on, dude, seriously? 396 00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:54,725 Hey! 397 00:14:57,728 --> 00:14:59,479 No! No! No! 398 00:15:11,742 --> 00:15:12,909 All right, well, just let me do the talking, okay? 399 00:15:12,993 --> 00:15:14,494 Well, I feel you gotta at least talk 400 00:15:14,578 --> 00:15:15,662 with a Southern accent. 401 00:15:15,746 --> 00:15:16,872 No, I'm not gonna talk in a Southern accent. 402 00:15:16,955 --> 00:15:18,206 It's bad enough that you wore this stupid disguise. 403 00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:19,916 But we're oilmen. We would have Southern accents. 404 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,626 Yeah, but we don't need bolo ties and stupid hats. 405 00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:23,545 Yes, we do. She's gonna… 406 00:15:23,628 --> 00:15:24,713 Hello, ma'am. 407 00:15:24,796 --> 00:15:26,340 - Oh, what a lovely house dress. - Yeah. 408 00:15:26,423 --> 00:15:30,469 - Well, you're looking all sorts of good. - Uh, now, you seem 409 00:15:30,552 --> 00:15:33,805 like a sweet, sophisticated, nice, busy, young lady, 410 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,640 so we're not gonna waste your time today. 411 00:15:35,724 --> 00:15:38,727 Nah. We're just a couple oilmen in from Dallas, 412 00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:43,148 and, well, we're itching like a hound to give you a-something you want. 413 00:15:45,859 --> 00:15:48,695 What my associate is trying to say 414 00:15:48,779 --> 00:15:50,906 is that we're here to offer your community a much-needed service… 415 00:15:50,989 --> 00:15:53,617 Hells, yeah. We want to fill you up, 416 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:56,161 if'n you are so inclined as to let us. 417 00:15:57,454 --> 00:15:58,914 - Please let me do the talking. - I got it. 418 00:15:58,997 --> 00:16:01,208 - Please let me… No. - Now, we ain't gonna take no 419 00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:02,542 for an answer now, you hear? 420 00:16:02,626 --> 00:16:05,629 Okay? So don't be making me sic my associate 421 00:16:05,712 --> 00:16:06,880 on you here, all right? 422 00:16:06,963 --> 00:16:10,717 He don't take kindly to "no." 423 00:16:10,801 --> 00:16:13,553 So, can I fill you up or what? 424 00:16:15,472 --> 00:16:18,517 Yeah. You'd best get to stepping because Johnny Law's a-coming. 425 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,936 Yeah. You might want to start driving because she called the cops on us. 426 00:16:21,019 --> 00:16:22,104 Why is he talking like that? 427 00:16:22,187 --> 00:16:24,439 Well, wild card over here decided to lose his mind. 428 00:16:24,523 --> 00:16:26,984 I say, I say, that's just damn preposterous, boy. 429 00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:28,652 Well, now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn. 430 00:16:28,735 --> 00:16:30,445 All right, guys, I think it's time we cut our losses 431 00:16:30,529 --> 00:16:31,613 and go back to the original plan. 432 00:16:31,697 --> 00:16:34,408 - Ah, the generator. - No, not the generator. 433 00:16:34,491 --> 00:16:36,118 - Storing the gas in Paddy's. - All right. 434 00:16:36,201 --> 00:16:38,328 Okay? It's too soon to sell this gas anyway. Just shut the door. 435 00:16:38,412 --> 00:16:40,747 - Go, go, go, go. - Okay, okay, okay. 436 00:16:45,210 --> 00:16:47,879 All right, admit it. That Muslim guy was gonna rub me out. 437 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:51,383 And that's when you jumped out of the van after I got out. 438 00:16:51,466 --> 00:16:52,926 Admit it. Come on. 439 00:16:53,010 --> 00:16:55,053 Oh, my God. I don't know what you're talking about. 440 00:16:55,137 --> 00:16:57,097 - Oh, don't lie to me. - No! Okay! 441 00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:59,433 - Admit it! Admit it! - Okay! Okay, I admit it. 442 00:16:59,516 --> 00:17:01,643 - What do you admit? - I admit anything you want to hear. 443 00:17:01,727 --> 00:17:04,021 Now you admit that Bruce Mathis is a terrorist? 444 00:17:04,104 --> 00:17:05,689 - He's a terrorist. - And that you are working for him. 445 00:17:05,772 --> 00:17:07,107 Yes. I work for him. 446 00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:09,776 We get our information from the top. The top cave. 447 00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:12,571 Don't bullshit me. That's all I got to say. 448 00:17:12,654 --> 00:17:14,448 Oh, hey. 449 00:17:14,531 --> 00:17:15,991 I like what I'm seeing here, Frank. 450 00:17:16,074 --> 00:17:17,159 Bring me up to speed. 451 00:17:17,242 --> 00:17:18,994 I'm waterboarding your sister 452 00:17:19,077 --> 00:17:21,038 because she's escalating the plot to kill us. 453 00:17:21,121 --> 00:17:23,248 - Dennis, help me. - Why the hell would I help you, Dee? 454 00:17:23,332 --> 00:17:24,666 You're still plotting to kill me? 455 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:25,917 No. Help! 456 00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,919 Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. 457 00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,880 - Yeah, shut up. - Tell me what's going on. 458 00:17:29,963 --> 00:17:31,048 Hey, Frank, by the way, 459 00:17:31,131 --> 00:17:32,758 we borrowed that pathetic rape van of yours. 460 00:17:32,841 --> 00:17:34,343 You gotta get that gas pedal fixed, man. 461 00:17:34,426 --> 00:17:36,303 Mac rammed into some dude's car, like, five times. 462 00:17:36,386 --> 00:17:37,679 It was amazing. 463 00:17:37,763 --> 00:17:38,972 You guys took the van? 464 00:17:39,056 --> 00:17:40,599 I thought it was some Muslim guy. 465 00:17:40,682 --> 00:17:43,060 - No, not really. - Whoa! What is going on in here? 466 00:17:43,143 --> 00:17:44,561 Well, Frank's waterboarding Dee. 467 00:17:44,644 --> 00:17:47,564 You guys? You took the van? 468 00:17:47,648 --> 00:17:48,732 Well, hell, yeah. 469 00:17:48,815 --> 00:17:50,776 Oh, my God. I just realized something. 470 00:17:50,859 --> 00:17:52,694 Frank is the muscle. 471 00:17:52,778 --> 00:17:54,237 - What? - Hmm. 472 00:17:54,321 --> 00:17:56,615 The reason that shit hasn't been working out for us 473 00:17:56,698 --> 00:17:59,242 is because we are not working with our full crew. 474 00:17:59,326 --> 00:18:01,036 I'm the brains, you're the looks, 475 00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:04,081 Charlie's the wild card and Frank is the muscle. 476 00:18:05,332 --> 00:18:07,459 - Well, what's Dee? - She's the useless chick. 477 00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:09,127 - Ah! - Yeah. 478 00:18:09,211 --> 00:18:11,129 - Yeah. - You see? We complete it. 479 00:18:11,213 --> 00:18:12,798 We all complete the team. 480 00:18:12,881 --> 00:18:15,717 Now, if we stick together, guys, we can do anything. 481 00:18:15,801 --> 00:18:17,302 Now, question. 482 00:18:17,386 --> 00:18:19,471 Frank, does that waterboard really work? 483 00:18:19,554 --> 00:18:21,348 You bet your ass. 484 00:18:21,431 --> 00:18:23,892 I got Dee to admit to things she never did. 485 00:18:23,975 --> 00:18:26,186 - Well, then it works. - Ha, ha! All right. 486 00:18:26,269 --> 00:18:28,397 Then, gentlemen, I got a new plan. 487 00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:37,906 Okay, now, once we get to Bruce's, 488 00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:39,116 we slip in and we grab him. 489 00:18:39,199 --> 00:18:40,993 Shouldn't you guys have gotten these barrels out of the van 490 00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:42,452 - before we got in? - They're really heavy, Dee. 491 00:18:42,536 --> 00:18:43,996 We've already had to do it, like, a million times. 492 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,205 Where did you get the money for this gas? 493 00:18:45,288 --> 00:18:46,915 Dee, will you shut up and let me continue? 494 00:18:46,999 --> 00:18:48,375 Now, Frank, when we get back to the bar, 495 00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:50,335 you waterboard the shit out of Bruce and get a confession. 496 00:18:50,419 --> 00:18:51,503 No problem. 497 00:18:51,586 --> 00:18:53,255 Now, Dennis, you take that confession to the police, 498 00:18:53,338 --> 00:18:55,590 use your charm and good looks, and get that reward money. 499 00:18:55,674 --> 00:18:56,842 Done and done. 500 00:18:56,925 --> 00:18:58,260 Okay. Dee, you continue to be useless. 501 00:18:58,343 --> 00:19:01,013 Charlie and I will use that reward money to pay off our electricity bill. 502 00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:03,473 Then we'll probably buy some more gasoline because I feel like that's a great plan. 503 00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:07,978 - Wait. Brakes don't work. - The gas pedal… 504 00:19:08,061 --> 00:19:09,479 No. I'm saying… No. The brakes… 505 00:19:09,563 --> 00:19:11,315 - Wiggle the gas pedal. - Guys, why aren't the brakes working? 506 00:19:11,398 --> 00:19:12,816 Because I cut the brakes. 507 00:19:12,899 --> 00:19:17,321 Wild card, bitches! Yee-haw. 508 00:19:17,404 --> 00:19:18,780 - What? - Holy shit. 509 00:19:18,864 --> 00:19:20,282 - Oh, God. - Oh, my God. 510 00:19:20,365 --> 00:19:21,700 - Oh, God! - Jesus Christ, guys. 511 00:19:21,783 --> 00:19:22,868 I can't stop this van. 512 00:19:22,951 --> 00:19:25,579 - Seriously? - Abort. Abort. Abort! 513 00:19:25,662 --> 00:19:26,747 Go! 514 00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:28,790 Mastersfield steps up to the tee, 515 00:19:28,874 --> 00:19:30,625 eight strokes behind the leader. 516 00:19:30,709 --> 00:19:33,962 Hole number 17, 338 yards, dogleg left… 517 00:19:41,553 --> 00:19:42,763 Ah… 518 00:19:46,058 --> 00:19:48,602 Oh, God damn it. What the hell, man? 519 00:19:49,936 --> 00:19:52,022 Aw, my van. 520 00:19:53,565 --> 00:19:57,152 Why is someone trying to ruin my life? 521 00:19:57,235 --> 00:19:59,488 I didn't do anything to anybody, man. 522 00:19:59,571 --> 00:20:01,782 - I love that car. - That, uh… 523 00:20:01,865 --> 00:20:05,077 - I love that car, man. - That's not Bruce, is it? 524 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,745 Nope. 525 00:20:09,665 --> 00:20:11,541 When there's something strange 526 00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:13,919 In your neighborhood 527 00:20:14,002 --> 00:20:15,379 Who you gonna call 528 00:20:15,462 --> 00:20:17,714 Ghostbusters 529 00:20:17,798 --> 00:20:19,800 If there's something weird 530 00:20:19,883 --> 00:20:22,052 And it don't look good 531 00:20:22,135 --> 00:20:23,679 Who you gonna call 532 00:20:23,762 --> 00:20:25,180 Ghostbusters 533 00:20:32,771 --> 00:20:34,564 I ain't afraid of no ghost 534 00:20:40,988 --> 00:20:42,948 I ain't afraid of no ghost