1 00:00:01,463 --> 00:00:04,091 And, Mr. Kelly, in your sworn statement to police, 2 00:00:04,174 --> 00:00:06,176 you've claimed that the prisoner told you 3 00:00:06,260 --> 00:00:08,095 that if you didn't, and I quote, 4 00:00:08,178 --> 00:00:11,473 "Jam a bunch of stuff into your butt, 5 00:00:11,557 --> 00:00:15,394 he was going to rape you so hard the room would stink." 6 00:00:17,229 --> 00:00:20,858 And he was going to, quote, 7 00:00:20,941 --> 00:00:25,571 "Eat your butt and his son's butt in the stink 8 00:00:25,654 --> 00:00:29,366 until his stomach was full of… 9 00:00:29,449 --> 00:00:30,742 your butts." 10 00:00:32,077 --> 00:00:33,871 Is this correct? 11 00:00:33,954 --> 00:00:35,080 That is also correct. 12 00:00:35,164 --> 00:00:37,749 - Oh, man, I'm sorry. - Warden, they're lying. 13 00:00:37,833 --> 00:00:39,585 I do not wanna hurt them. 14 00:00:39,668 --> 00:00:43,839 In fact, I wanna get as far away from those two 15 00:00:43,922 --> 00:00:46,300 - as I possibly can. - Objection! 16 00:00:46,383 --> 00:00:47,467 That's an objection, Your Honor! 17 00:00:47,551 --> 00:00:49,178 - He's lying. - Hey! Hey. 18 00:00:49,261 --> 00:00:51,138 - Hey, hey, hey! - Move to strike that! 19 00:00:51,221 --> 00:00:53,932 Quiet! Sit down! Sit down! 20 00:00:54,016 --> 00:00:55,642 Sit down. Get your hands off the microphone! 21 00:00:55,726 --> 00:00:57,686 - Well… - Just leave it in the middle 22 00:00:57,769 --> 00:00:59,188 - of the two of you. Leave it alone! - He said in the middle. 23 00:00:59,271 --> 00:01:00,731 - Put in the middle. - Take your hands off the mike! 24 00:01:00,814 --> 00:01:02,441 - Leave it alone. - That's not the middle. 25 00:01:02,524 --> 00:01:03,817 Leave it there. 26 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:06,612 Yes. 27 00:01:06,695 --> 00:01:11,783 A few weeks ago, they came to apologize for getting me arrested. 28 00:01:11,867 --> 00:01:13,827 I did not accept their apology. 29 00:01:13,911 --> 00:01:15,454 That never happened! 30 00:01:15,537 --> 00:01:17,122 - Shut up! Charlie, shut up! - Quiet! Quiet! 31 00:01:17,206 --> 00:01:18,832 Quiet at the hearing! 32 00:01:18,916 --> 00:01:21,126 Oh, yeah, Dad? 33 00:01:21,210 --> 00:01:23,587 Not gonna accept our apology? Okay, fine. 34 00:01:23,670 --> 00:01:26,006 Plan B, bitch. We're gonna bury you. 35 00:01:26,089 --> 00:01:27,174 Yeah, Mr. Mac. 36 00:01:27,257 --> 00:01:29,134 I'm gonna tell those parole board dickheads 37 00:01:29,218 --> 00:01:32,387 that you said you were gonna rape my butt until the room stinks. 38 00:01:32,471 --> 00:01:35,849 And then you're gonna eat my butt until your stomach's full of butt, 39 00:01:35,933 --> 00:01:39,394 full of my butt and full of Mac's butt. 40 00:01:39,478 --> 00:01:40,646 You're not gonna say it exactly like that. 41 00:01:40,729 --> 00:01:42,189 I'm gonna say something like that. 42 00:01:42,272 --> 00:01:43,774 All the butt business is really gonna sell it. 43 00:02:22,896 --> 00:02:25,274 I'm telling you, running away is not the answer. 44 00:02:25,357 --> 00:02:27,901 Mac, we're gonna need supplies on the road, okay. So just calm down. 45 00:02:27,985 --> 00:02:29,653 Help me throw some stuff into the stick and bindle. 46 00:02:29,736 --> 00:02:32,072 No matter where we go, my dad will find us. 47 00:02:32,156 --> 00:02:33,782 And while I admit it would be awesome 48 00:02:33,866 --> 00:02:35,409 to be hoboes drifting from town to town 49 00:02:35,492 --> 00:02:38,162 solving mysteries, I think we need to find a real solution. 50 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:41,248 Oh, my God! How do hoboes fit all their stuff into a bandana? 51 00:02:41,331 --> 00:02:42,499 It doesn't make sense! 52 00:02:42,583 --> 00:02:44,918 We're gonna need like a towel or something! 53 00:02:45,002 --> 00:02:46,545 But, ah! It's not gonna look cool! 54 00:02:46,628 --> 00:02:47,754 We're gonna look like assholes running around. 55 00:02:47,838 --> 00:02:51,008 Wait a second, dude. That's it. I got it. Forget the bindle. 56 00:02:51,091 --> 00:02:53,635 The only way that my dad is not going to kill us, 57 00:02:53,719 --> 00:02:55,596 is if he thinks we're already dead. 58 00:02:55,679 --> 00:02:57,806 Oh, great. I was hoping you'd say that. Great. Let's kill ourselves. Let's do it. 59 00:02:57,890 --> 00:03:00,267 - No. No. You didn't let me finish. - It's no problem, dude. 60 00:03:00,350 --> 00:03:02,269 I'm totally on board, okay? I'm gonna grab a knife, 61 00:03:02,352 --> 00:03:04,646 I'm gonna jab it into your neck, I'll yank it out, 62 00:03:04,730 --> 00:03:05,814 and then your blood's gonna start going everywhere. 63 00:03:05,898 --> 00:03:07,357 - No, buddy, listen… - You'll die in five or 10 minutes, 64 00:03:07,441 --> 00:03:08,775 and then depending on how horrific that looks, 65 00:03:08,859 --> 00:03:09,943 I'll probably do it myself too. 66 00:03:10,027 --> 00:03:12,488 Listen, I was gonna say we fake our own death. 67 00:03:12,571 --> 00:03:14,114 - Yeah? - And then he thinks we're dead. 68 00:03:14,198 --> 00:03:15,407 - Uh-huh? - And he leaves us alone. 69 00:03:15,491 --> 00:03:16,992 Yeah. Either way works, dude. 70 00:03:17,075 --> 00:03:18,202 Let's just pick one before he gets here! 71 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:19,369 Let's pick the second one. 72 00:03:19,453 --> 00:03:20,579 We'll pick the second one. 73 00:03:20,662 --> 00:03:21,872 - …where we don't actually die. - Calm down! 74 00:03:21,955 --> 00:03:24,124 We'll pick the second one. All right, now, let's think. 75 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:26,210 We gotta do it in some way that's convincing, all right. 76 00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:27,794 - If we were gonna kill ourselves… - Right. 77 00:03:27,878 --> 00:03:29,463 …it'd be awesome, right? 78 00:03:29,546 --> 00:03:31,381 If we were gonna kill ourselves, 79 00:03:31,465 --> 00:03:33,050 it would be with class, right? I mean, because… 80 00:03:33,133 --> 00:03:34,426 Of course it would be with class. 81 00:03:34,510 --> 00:03:35,886 What do you think, I'm not gonna die with class? 82 00:03:35,969 --> 00:03:37,846 Mmm-hmm. Maybe some type of explosion? 83 00:03:37,930 --> 00:03:39,640 Of course it's gonna be explosion! 84 00:03:39,723 --> 00:03:41,683 - You think I'm not gonna explode? - I'm thinking, Charlie. 85 00:03:41,767 --> 00:03:43,393 It would be some kind of blaze-of-glory thing. 86 00:03:43,477 --> 00:03:44,811 - Of course it's gonna be a blaze of glory. - Yes. 87 00:03:44,895 --> 00:03:46,230 - All right. Because we… - I'm going down right now, bro. 88 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:47,397 - Okay. Hold on a second. - What's up? 89 00:03:47,481 --> 00:03:49,733 Okay, all right. So… 90 00:03:49,816 --> 00:03:51,276 - Did I miss something? - You're not getting this. 91 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:52,819 I'll walk you through the steps as we go. 92 00:03:52,903 --> 00:03:55,572 First step, do not douse yourself with lighter fluid. 93 00:03:58,992 --> 00:04:01,078 - Whoa. What is that? - I don't know. 94 00:04:01,161 --> 00:04:03,288 You think it's for watching somebody poop? 95 00:04:03,372 --> 00:04:04,456 You think there's some perv 96 00:04:04,540 --> 00:04:05,958 coming in here to watch me make? 97 00:04:06,041 --> 00:04:07,125 What the hell are you guys doing in here? 98 00:04:07,209 --> 00:04:08,710 - I got to go to the bathroom. - There's a hole in the wall. 99 00:04:08,794 --> 00:04:10,921 We're just trying to figure out what it is. 100 00:04:11,004 --> 00:04:15,008 Well, well, well, Deandra. 101 00:04:15,092 --> 00:04:17,469 Would you look at that. 102 00:04:17,553 --> 00:04:19,638 Frank, Dee, 103 00:04:19,721 --> 00:04:23,809 what you two have discovered today is what is most commonly referred to 104 00:04:23,892 --> 00:04:26,144 as a glory hole. 105 00:04:26,228 --> 00:04:27,604 A glory hole? 106 00:04:27,688 --> 00:04:31,775 A secret portal created as a passageway for one to safely insert one's penis. 107 00:04:31,859 --> 00:04:34,444 - I'm sorry. A hole to stick your dick in? - Yes, Dee. 108 00:04:34,528 --> 00:04:36,864 The partition acts as a physical barrier, 109 00:04:36,947 --> 00:04:40,367 thus ensuring anonymity throughout the spontaneous act of copulation 110 00:04:40,450 --> 00:04:44,454 or fellatio or, at the very least, a hand job. 111 00:04:44,538 --> 00:04:45,622 What? Why? 112 00:04:45,706 --> 00:04:48,125 Why would you wanna have sex with someone you can't see? 113 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:50,878 Well, Dee, I think the real question is, 114 00:04:50,961 --> 00:04:53,505 why wouldn't you wanna have sex with someone you can't see? 115 00:04:53,589 --> 00:04:55,507 It's very European. You see, Europe leads the way 116 00:04:55,591 --> 00:04:57,885 in sexual exploration. And, quite frankly, 117 00:04:57,968 --> 00:05:00,137 I think it's time we caught up. 118 00:05:00,220 --> 00:05:02,389 This sounds hot. 119 00:05:02,472 --> 00:05:03,682 I'm gonna go get some duct tape. 120 00:05:03,765 --> 00:05:05,434 Whoa! Hold on now. Hold on a second there, Frank. 121 00:05:05,517 --> 00:05:07,436 Before you go sticking anything through that hole, 122 00:05:07,519 --> 00:05:09,605 you might wanna consider that on the other side of this wall, 123 00:05:09,688 --> 00:05:12,524 more often than not, there's a dude. 124 00:05:12,608 --> 00:05:14,985 But you can't see through the wall. 125 00:05:15,068 --> 00:05:16,904 So how do you know it's not a girl? 126 00:05:16,987 --> 00:05:19,490 I mean, I can just picture a girl, and then… 127 00:05:19,573 --> 00:05:21,408 it's good. 128 00:05:21,492 --> 00:05:23,994 Right. Well, some might find that method effective, 129 00:05:24,077 --> 00:05:26,914 but it's a dangerous game you're playing, Frank. 130 00:05:26,997 --> 00:05:30,959 Supposing the other guy is picturing a girl also? 131 00:05:31,043 --> 00:05:33,921 How is he gonna do that with a dick in his mouth? 132 00:05:34,004 --> 00:05:36,215 I don't know. That's his problem. 133 00:05:37,382 --> 00:05:38,926 We're filling it in. 134 00:05:39,009 --> 00:05:40,636 Okay, buddy, you ready? 135 00:05:40,719 --> 00:05:42,221 Are you sure we have to do this? 136 00:05:42,304 --> 00:05:43,972 Charlie, yes, we have to do this. 137 00:05:44,056 --> 00:05:45,766 Look, if the cops are gonna identify the bodies, 138 00:05:45,849 --> 00:05:47,351 we need to leave dental records behind, right? 139 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:49,061 So we leave a couple of teeth. Bing-bang-boom! 140 00:05:49,144 --> 00:05:51,188 I know. I feel like it's gonna hurt. 141 00:05:51,271 --> 00:05:52,356 Yeah, it's gonna hurt like a bitch. 142 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:53,524 - Okay, ready? - Uh-huh. 143 00:05:53,607 --> 00:05:56,109 One, two… Uh-oh. 144 00:05:56,193 --> 00:05:57,986 Wait. That came out on its own. 145 00:05:58,070 --> 00:05:59,154 Yeah, that slipped right out, huh. 146 00:05:59,238 --> 00:06:00,322 I barely pulled that. 147 00:06:00,405 --> 00:06:02,241 - I barely pulled that. - Whoa. 148 00:06:02,324 --> 00:06:03,408 What? 149 00:06:03,492 --> 00:06:04,910 - Damn, dude. - That's another. 150 00:06:04,993 --> 00:06:06,203 Man, you should really brush your teeth more 151 00:06:06,286 --> 00:06:07,830 because that is not normal. 152 00:06:07,913 --> 00:06:09,081 Oh! Charlie, 153 00:06:09,164 --> 00:06:10,290 stop pulling your teeth out like that. 154 00:06:10,374 --> 00:06:11,708 - They're just coming right out. - You're freaking me out. 155 00:06:11,792 --> 00:06:13,919 - They, like, slip right out. - It's really freaking me out. 156 00:06:14,002 --> 00:06:15,504 Oh, shit. 157 00:06:15,587 --> 00:06:16,922 - Oh, shit. - You think it's my dad? 158 00:06:17,005 --> 00:06:18,298 - Of course it's your dad, dude. - Shh. 159 00:06:18,382 --> 00:06:20,425 Charlie, open up. We got a dick hole in the bar. 160 00:06:20,509 --> 00:06:21,760 I need you to come fill it in. 161 00:06:21,844 --> 00:06:23,345 Okay, I got to go fill her dick hole. 162 00:06:23,428 --> 00:06:25,055 Okay. No, no. Bro, come on, we don't have time. 163 00:06:25,138 --> 00:06:28,058 Okay. Audible. Grab the camera. Is Dee's car outside? 164 00:06:28,141 --> 00:06:30,477 - Uh, yes. - Okay, great. 165 00:06:30,561 --> 00:06:32,145 We'll steal it. We'll use it as a part of blaze of glory. 166 00:06:32,229 --> 00:06:34,147 Okay. Now you got to stop. 167 00:06:34,231 --> 00:06:35,315 You really got to stop. Just give it to me. 168 00:06:35,399 --> 00:06:37,776 Give me all the teeth. I got them in my pocket. 169 00:06:37,860 --> 00:06:39,611 - Okay. - Shh. 170 00:06:41,113 --> 00:06:42,573 Hey! What the… 171 00:06:42,656 --> 00:06:44,783 Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go. 172 00:06:47,619 --> 00:06:49,872 - Why would you do that? - Come on. Open the door! 173 00:06:49,955 --> 00:06:51,248 I don't know. It's all happening so fast, Mac. 174 00:06:51,331 --> 00:06:53,167 - You could've just opened it. - That's true. 175 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:55,169 I'll fire you through that window. 176 00:06:55,252 --> 00:06:57,421 All right, grab the camera… No! 177 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,423 - Just go. Go, go, go. - Let's go. Grab the camera. 178 00:07:07,598 --> 00:07:09,057 - Okay. So… - Yeah. Yes? 179 00:07:09,141 --> 00:07:10,601 The videotape is done. 180 00:07:10,684 --> 00:07:12,352 My teeth are scattered throughout the car. 181 00:07:12,436 --> 00:07:15,856 - And the will is in place. - Okay. Great. Toss it out the window. 182 00:07:15,939 --> 00:07:17,232 They'll think we did it at the last minute. 183 00:07:17,316 --> 00:07:18,567 - Okay. Got it. - Yeah. 184 00:07:18,650 --> 00:07:20,068 Okay. What's next? 185 00:07:20,152 --> 00:07:23,989 All right, I'm gonna gun this car as fast as it goes directly into that wall. 186 00:07:24,072 --> 00:07:25,240 - Mmm-hmm. - Now, judging by the distance, 187 00:07:25,324 --> 00:07:27,201 I'm thinking I can get her up to about 60, 188 00:07:27,284 --> 00:07:28,702 - 70 miles an hour. - Oh, definitely. Definitely. 189 00:07:28,785 --> 00:07:30,037 At the last possible second, 190 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,830 I'm thinking maybe three feet from the wall… 191 00:07:31,914 --> 00:07:33,832 - Uh-huh. - …we jump out to safety, 192 00:07:33,916 --> 00:07:36,043 the car explodes in a hot ball of fury, 193 00:07:36,126 --> 00:07:37,586 and we're dead to the world. 194 00:07:37,669 --> 00:07:39,755 Okey-dokey. Good luck with that. 195 00:07:39,838 --> 00:07:41,548 Wait. Where you going, dude? 196 00:07:41,632 --> 00:07:44,176 Well, I'm gonna… I'm gonna watch you do it. 197 00:07:44,259 --> 00:07:46,428 - No. We need to do it together. - I'm not really doing anything. 198 00:07:46,512 --> 00:07:48,013 You're here for moral support. 199 00:07:48,096 --> 00:07:50,224 I know, but if no one's actually seeing us jump out of the car… 200 00:07:50,307 --> 00:07:52,142 We're gonna kill ourselves together. 201 00:07:52,226 --> 00:07:54,102 - I wouldn't want you… - You get out. Get out. Get out… 202 00:07:54,186 --> 00:07:55,270 I'll do it myself. 203 00:07:55,354 --> 00:07:56,855 The whole thing's gonna be better without me anyway, Mac. 204 00:07:56,939 --> 00:08:00,400 It's gonna be great without me. All right, buddy, good luck. 205 00:08:00,484 --> 00:08:02,611 Pussy. 206 00:08:12,204 --> 00:08:15,374 - Mac! Holy shit, bro! Are you all right? - Yeah. 207 00:08:15,457 --> 00:08:16,667 - Why didn't you jump out? - I'm okay. 208 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:17,960 - Holy shit! - I'm okay. 209 00:08:18,043 --> 00:08:19,461 - Dude! Oh, my God! - I'm okay. 210 00:08:19,545 --> 00:08:21,046 - I was going too fast. - The car didn't catch fire though. 211 00:08:21,129 --> 00:08:23,131 - I was going too fast. - Oh, my God. 212 00:08:23,215 --> 00:08:24,341 Let's get out of here. 213 00:08:24,424 --> 00:08:25,592 - We're gonna have to burn the car. - Let's do it. 214 00:08:25,676 --> 00:08:27,177 - We'll have to get some gasoline. - Okay. All right. 215 00:08:27,261 --> 00:08:31,223 Holy shit! Whoo! 216 00:08:34,893 --> 00:08:36,228 Pawn shop, dude? 217 00:08:36,311 --> 00:08:37,855 We're not gonna find something to burn the car 218 00:08:37,938 --> 00:08:39,356 - at a pawn shop. - Are you kidding me? 219 00:08:39,439 --> 00:08:41,859 You can find amazing things in pawn shops. 220 00:08:41,942 --> 00:08:44,403 What about a gas station, dude? You can buy some gasoline 221 00:08:44,486 --> 00:08:45,737 - to burn the car. - No. But we've been talking about this 222 00:08:45,821 --> 00:08:46,905 the whole walk over. 223 00:08:46,989 --> 00:08:49,366 You can't go to a gas station. Too many cameras. 224 00:08:49,449 --> 00:08:52,578 Bro, I say something, and then you, like, forget it 225 00:08:52,661 --> 00:08:53,954 two seconds later, okay. 226 00:08:54,037 --> 00:08:55,497 Are you sure you're all right? Your ear's bleeding a ton. 227 00:08:55,581 --> 00:08:57,708 I'm fine. I feel like one million dollars. 228 00:08:57,791 --> 00:08:59,293 - All right, well, you don't seem like… - I feel like it. 229 00:08:59,376 --> 00:09:00,878 - Well, then focus, Mr. Million dollars. - Okay. 230 00:09:00,961 --> 00:09:02,713 And let's find something to blow up a car. 231 00:09:02,796 --> 00:09:06,550 Oh! Charlie, look at that wedding dress, dude. 232 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,927 That's sad. 233 00:09:09,011 --> 00:09:11,346 Okay, that is not gonna blow a car up, okay? 234 00:09:11,430 --> 00:09:13,098 - So can you focus? - Okay. 235 00:09:13,182 --> 00:09:15,559 - Will you please find a way to focus. - Yeah. 236 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:19,646 Oh, shit, look at this, dude. Now we're talking. 237 00:09:19,730 --> 00:09:21,148 Damn, they sell guns here? 238 00:09:21,231 --> 00:09:23,775 They sell everything here. That's what I'm trying to tell you. 239 00:09:23,859 --> 00:09:25,903 Pawn shops are like international waters. 240 00:09:25,986 --> 00:09:28,655 People come in and they just trade stuff. You know what I mean? 241 00:09:28,739 --> 00:09:31,074 Anything goes here. We can get whatever we want. All right? 242 00:09:31,158 --> 00:09:33,327 - Let's pick this bad boy up. - Shit, that's awesome. All right, good. 243 00:09:33,410 --> 00:09:35,621 So you're sure we'll have enough money for this and the wedding dress, right? 244 00:09:35,704 --> 00:09:39,249 'Cause that is a great gun. 245 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:42,002 We're not buying the wedding dress. 246 00:09:42,085 --> 00:09:43,670 - Yeah. We're buying the wedding dress. - Are you crazy? 247 00:09:43,754 --> 00:09:45,631 - We can't just leave it here. - We absolutely can leave it here. 248 00:09:45,714 --> 00:09:46,882 - It's not gonna help us in any way… - That's crazy, Charlie. 249 00:09:46,965 --> 00:09:48,050 - …shape or form. - That's crazy. 250 00:09:48,133 --> 00:09:49,510 Oh, okay, you know what, that car wreck, 251 00:09:49,593 --> 00:09:50,928 it scrambled your circuits, all right. 252 00:09:51,011 --> 00:09:53,263 You're losing your mind. So will you just let me handle it? 253 00:09:53,347 --> 00:09:54,556 I got Dee's purse. 254 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:55,891 - Okay. - We got her credit cards in here. 255 00:09:55,974 --> 00:09:57,518 We have plenty of money. I know what I'm doing. 256 00:09:57,601 --> 00:09:58,685 - Okay. - And stop talking about 257 00:09:58,769 --> 00:10:00,854 - the wedding dress. - All right. 258 00:10:00,938 --> 00:10:03,607 Sir? Excuse me, sir. 259 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:08,529 Hi. Um, we are in desperate need of something that will destroy a car 260 00:10:08,612 --> 00:10:13,492 and, uh, annihilate any traces of a human being. 261 00:10:13,575 --> 00:10:15,244 Let me see what I got. 262 00:10:15,327 --> 00:10:17,412 - All right, you see that? - Yeah. 263 00:10:17,496 --> 00:10:18,664 Your ol' buddy here knows what he's doing 264 00:10:18,747 --> 00:10:19,998 - every now and then. Okay? - Yeah. 265 00:10:20,082 --> 00:10:21,667 Yeah. 266 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:28,882 Okay. Well, this is an interesting turn. 267 00:10:28,966 --> 00:10:32,261 Uh, I'm assuming this is a live grenade, yes? 268 00:10:32,344 --> 00:10:33,846 - Oh, yeah. - We'll take it. 269 00:10:33,929 --> 00:10:35,180 Yeah. 270 00:10:35,264 --> 00:10:36,807 - Was the wedding in Philadelphia? - I don't know. 271 00:10:36,890 --> 00:10:37,975 I don't care about the wedding. 272 00:10:38,058 --> 00:10:39,852 Sir, do you have anything that might get my buddy's head straight? 273 00:10:39,935 --> 00:10:41,228 He's losing his mind. 274 00:10:42,479 --> 00:10:43,939 Got some poppers in the back. 275 00:10:44,022 --> 00:10:46,525 All right. There we go. 276 00:10:54,908 --> 00:10:58,203 All right, Luther, today's the day. 277 00:10:58,287 --> 00:11:00,080 You got any plans for the outside? 278 00:11:02,332 --> 00:11:04,751 Yeah. 279 00:11:04,835 --> 00:11:06,628 I got some plans. 280 00:11:06,712 --> 00:11:09,840 I got some big plans. 281 00:11:13,051 --> 00:11:15,637 Okay, I'm gonna throw this grenade into the car. 282 00:11:15,721 --> 00:11:18,056 The car will explode, and our problems will be solved. 283 00:11:18,140 --> 00:11:20,601 In the meantime, I need you to do a popper. 284 00:11:20,684 --> 00:11:22,477 Okay, I understand the plan. 285 00:11:22,561 --> 00:11:26,106 - Except for when we find the bride. - Don't even start, man. 286 00:11:26,190 --> 00:11:27,441 - That's a very important part of my plan. - You've been talking crazy 287 00:11:27,524 --> 00:11:29,443 for way too long. So just take a deep breath of this. 288 00:11:29,526 --> 00:11:31,570 Inhale. 289 00:11:31,653 --> 00:11:33,447 - Oh! - There we go. 290 00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:34,948 - Yeah! - Grenade! 291 00:11:35,032 --> 00:11:36,617 - Oh. Yeah! Grenade. - Oh, let's throw it in the car. 292 00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:38,035 - Yeah. Let's do it. I'm back. - You and me. 293 00:11:38,118 --> 00:11:39,411 - Let's not talk about the dress anymore. - Okay. 294 00:11:39,495 --> 00:11:41,830 - Okay, here we go. - No dress. Grenade. 295 00:11:41,914 --> 00:11:44,208 - Go! Move! Go, go, go, go! - Oh. Oh. 296 00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:45,375 Okay. 297 00:11:45,459 --> 00:11:47,461 This is gonna be awesome. 298 00:11:47,544 --> 00:11:49,796 It's gonna be huge. 299 00:11:55,385 --> 00:11:57,054 - That's it? - Weird. 300 00:11:57,137 --> 00:11:58,597 - Yeah. - That was totally lame. 301 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:00,474 - That's what grenades do? - It was a very old grenade. 302 00:12:00,557 --> 00:12:04,019 What a gyp. I thought it was gonna be so much more awesome than that. 303 00:12:04,102 --> 00:12:07,231 - The car's not even on fire. - All right, plan B. Gun. Gas tank. 304 00:12:07,314 --> 00:12:08,857 I'm gonna fire directly into it. The car's gonna go up. 305 00:12:08,941 --> 00:12:10,317 - Now you're thinking. - Yeah? 306 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,860 - Go, baby. - Ready? 307 00:12:14,071 --> 00:12:15,447 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Dude. 308 00:12:15,531 --> 00:12:16,865 - What happened? - You're gonna waste all the bullets. 309 00:12:16,949 --> 00:12:18,075 - Well, I… - You got to get a lot closer. 310 00:12:18,158 --> 00:12:21,286 Closer? No. You got to stay far away 'cause it's gonna blow up. 311 00:12:21,370 --> 00:12:22,663 Chickenshit. I'll walk right up and shoot it. 312 00:12:22,746 --> 00:12:24,039 No. You can't walk right up to it. 313 00:12:24,122 --> 00:12:27,209 - It'll blow you to safety. - All right. How about this? 314 00:12:27,292 --> 00:12:29,962 Popper. Put it to my nose. We'll walk up, 315 00:12:30,045 --> 00:12:32,172 - and I'll just be firing as I go. - Well, that will at least help your focus. 316 00:12:32,256 --> 00:12:34,007 - Here, are you ready? - That's at least the smart thing to do. 317 00:12:34,091 --> 00:12:35,175 - Here we go. - Okay. Hold on. 318 00:12:35,259 --> 00:12:38,011 - I'm stepping on this dress. - One, two… 319 00:12:38,095 --> 00:12:39,179 Go. 320 00:12:42,015 --> 00:12:44,017 - Ah! God damn it, dude! - No more bullets. 321 00:12:44,101 --> 00:12:47,062 - Grenades and bullets don't burn cars? - All right, new plan. 322 00:12:47,145 --> 00:12:49,898 The teeth, the envelope, the crash. I think it's enough. 323 00:12:49,982 --> 00:12:51,191 - You think that's enough? - You know, maybe the cops will think 324 00:12:51,275 --> 00:12:52,860 we just, like, I don't know. 325 00:12:52,943 --> 00:12:54,736 - Disintegrated? - All right, fine. 326 00:12:54,820 --> 00:12:56,905 Then we'll get Dee's credit card, we'll buy some camping equipment. 327 00:12:56,989 --> 00:12:58,782 - We'll go up to the roof… - See? There's my boy. 328 00:12:58,866 --> 00:13:00,117 - He's making plans again. - Yeah. All right. 329 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,285 - He's thinking. - He's back. 330 00:13:01,368 --> 00:13:02,494 He's also wearing a wedding dress though, 331 00:13:02,578 --> 00:13:04,371 - and I'd like him to take it off. - Oh, yeah. This is… 332 00:13:04,454 --> 00:13:06,331 - this is no good. - That's completely crazy, man. 333 00:13:11,753 --> 00:13:13,213 This is it. 334 00:13:13,297 --> 00:13:17,050 Uh, I'm starting to have second thoughts about this sex party thing, Frank. 335 00:13:17,134 --> 00:13:19,928 You're having second thoughts about the glory hole? 336 00:13:20,012 --> 00:13:22,639 And now you're gonna be skittish about the sex party? 337 00:13:22,723 --> 00:13:25,434 You said you wanted to have anonymous sex. 338 00:13:25,517 --> 00:13:27,769 - This is the place. - I do wanna have anonymous sex. 339 00:13:27,853 --> 00:13:29,646 I wanna have anonymous sex. I wanna have a sex party. 340 00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:30,856 I want the glory hole. 341 00:13:30,939 --> 00:13:32,024 - I want all those things. - Here it is. 342 00:13:32,107 --> 00:13:34,193 What I'm having a hard time believing though, Frank, 343 00:13:34,276 --> 00:13:36,195 is that there is an elite secret sex society 344 00:13:36,278 --> 00:13:37,988 behind that door in this building. 345 00:13:38,071 --> 00:13:39,698 I used to run with this crew. 346 00:13:39,781 --> 00:13:42,493 These people are the most powerful, influential, 347 00:13:42,576 --> 00:13:44,620 sexiest people in Philadelphia. 348 00:13:44,703 --> 00:13:47,247 Why are they having a orgy in such a dump then? 349 00:13:47,331 --> 00:13:49,625 I thought this kind of thing went down in, like, somebody's elegant mansion. 350 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:51,210 - I was looking forward to that. - No. 351 00:13:51,293 --> 00:13:53,670 Nobody's gonna have an orgy in their mansion, 352 00:13:53,754 --> 00:13:55,255 all over their nice furniture. 353 00:13:55,339 --> 00:13:56,423 I mean, that doesn't make sense. 354 00:13:56,507 --> 00:13:58,342 Well, no, it doesn't. That's a really good point. 355 00:13:58,425 --> 00:14:00,219 - All right. Let's do it. - Yeah. All right. Put your mask on. 356 00:14:00,302 --> 00:14:01,929 - Yeah. - And don't embarrass me. 357 00:14:02,012 --> 00:14:03,805 All right. Don't embarrass yourself. 358 00:14:11,647 --> 00:14:14,316 What is the password? 359 00:14:14,399 --> 00:14:17,861 Orgy. 360 00:14:21,323 --> 00:14:22,825 You may enter. 361 00:14:26,370 --> 00:14:27,746 "Orgy"? Seriously? 362 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,213 What the hell is this place? 363 00:14:36,296 --> 00:14:38,173 - What did you bring me to? - This is a buffet. 364 00:14:38,257 --> 00:14:39,424 Well, I can see that it's a buffet. 365 00:14:39,508 --> 00:14:41,844 But why is there a buffet at a goddamn orgy? 366 00:14:41,927 --> 00:14:43,929 Well, you don't wanna bang on an empty stomach, do you? 367 00:14:44,012 --> 00:14:45,764 I don't wanna bang any of these people anyway. 368 00:14:45,848 --> 00:14:47,808 They're all paunchy and weird and old. 369 00:14:47,891 --> 00:14:50,894 - You can't tell under the masks. - I can absolutely tell. 370 00:14:50,978 --> 00:14:52,187 And why are our costumes 371 00:14:52,271 --> 00:14:53,689 so much more elaborate than everybody else's? 372 00:14:53,772 --> 00:14:54,982 It's like they didn't put any effort into it. 373 00:14:55,065 --> 00:14:57,693 Oh, Jesus Christ. That guy's not even wearing a mask. 374 00:14:58,819 --> 00:15:00,112 He's got the right idea. 375 00:15:00,195 --> 00:15:02,239 This beak is interfering with my nosh. 376 00:15:02,322 --> 00:15:03,407 What are you… Don't take it off. 377 00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:05,409 Aw, Jesus. What are we doing here, man? 378 00:15:05,492 --> 00:15:07,494 How is this even an orgy? Nobody's having sex. 379 00:15:07,578 --> 00:15:09,246 What did you bring me to? You brought me… What is this? 380 00:15:09,329 --> 00:15:11,790 It's like a half-nude buffet party. 381 00:15:11,874 --> 00:15:13,792 It's not exactly what I thought it was gonna be either. 382 00:15:13,876 --> 00:15:15,502 But it's okay. There's a lot of food. 383 00:15:15,586 --> 00:15:17,296 Frank, I think we can both agree. 384 00:15:17,379 --> 00:15:19,631 This is not the kind of anonymous sex that we're looking for, right? 385 00:15:19,715 --> 00:15:20,966 You wanna go down by the bridge? 386 00:15:21,049 --> 00:15:23,802 What in God's name could possibly be down by the bridge? 387 00:15:23,886 --> 00:15:25,387 I don't know. It could be cool. 388 00:15:25,470 --> 00:15:27,389 - It could be cool? - Yeah. 389 00:15:27,472 --> 00:15:29,308 No, Frank, I don't wanna go down by the bridge. 390 00:15:29,391 --> 00:15:30,559 You know what, I'm going back to the bar. 391 00:15:30,642 --> 00:15:31,727 I'm gonna go back to the glory hole. 392 00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:33,645 That's something I feel like I can wrap my head around. 393 00:15:33,729 --> 00:15:35,689 - This is ridiculous. - You think these are fresh shrimp 394 00:15:35,772 --> 00:15:39,109 - or is it frozen shrimp? - I don't care! 395 00:15:39,193 --> 00:15:41,028 What is this place? These are not… 396 00:15:41,111 --> 00:15:43,447 who are these… It's like a bad acid trip in here. 397 00:15:43,530 --> 00:15:45,449 I'm coming. I'm gonna come. 398 00:15:50,954 --> 00:15:54,166 Now, what if I just slip my foot over like this? 399 00:15:54,249 --> 00:15:58,629 As if to say, "Hello. I'd like to have some anonymous sex, please." 400 00:15:58,712 --> 00:15:59,838 All right, I'm into that. 401 00:15:59,922 --> 00:16:02,341 Then I wait for the signal back. 402 00:16:02,424 --> 00:16:04,843 If it's a lady's foot, I'm in the clear. 403 00:16:04,927 --> 00:16:06,011 Frank, here's my problem with that. 404 00:16:06,094 --> 00:16:07,596 A man can wear a woman's shoe. 405 00:16:07,679 --> 00:16:08,764 You can't rule out trickery. 406 00:16:08,847 --> 00:16:11,350 I mean, that's why we need the viewing slot. 407 00:16:11,433 --> 00:16:13,560 This slot defeats the purpose. 408 00:16:13,644 --> 00:16:15,062 I could see your eyes. 409 00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:18,106 - We might as well get married. - It's the safest way, Frank. 410 00:16:18,190 --> 00:16:20,192 Dennis, if I was looking for safe, 411 00:16:20,275 --> 00:16:22,569 I wouldn't be sticking my dick through a wall. 412 00:16:22,653 --> 00:16:24,071 You guys, get out here right now. 413 00:16:24,154 --> 00:16:25,739 You need to take a look at this. 414 00:16:25,823 --> 00:16:28,742 Good news, Dee. We made the bathroom unisex. 415 00:16:28,826 --> 00:16:31,161 - Glory hole's up and running, baby. - I don't care about that. 416 00:16:31,245 --> 00:16:33,455 According to the Philadelphia Police Department, 417 00:16:33,539 --> 00:16:35,040 Mac and Charlie are dead. 418 00:16:37,668 --> 00:16:39,169 - And you got the camera on? - Yeah. Is it right? 419 00:16:39,253 --> 00:16:41,713 - Yeah. Good. - Is it good? Are we on? Okay. 420 00:16:41,797 --> 00:16:43,465 Dennis and Frank, if you're watching this, 421 00:16:43,549 --> 00:16:45,425 - then we're already dead. - Our lives were horrible. 422 00:16:45,509 --> 00:16:47,886 Horrible and sad. So we decided to end it all. 423 00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:49,680 Not me actually. My life was pretty sweet. 424 00:16:49,763 --> 00:16:52,349 But Charlie and I had a suicide pact, and I have to honor that 425 00:16:52,432 --> 00:16:54,351 - because I am an honorable man. - Wait a second. 426 00:16:54,434 --> 00:16:56,770 - I will die an honorable man. - My life was sweet also… 427 00:16:56,854 --> 00:16:59,731 There's also a will enclosed, and you totally have to do all of that 428 00:16:59,815 --> 00:17:01,358 - because that's a law. - Okay. Wait a second. 429 00:17:01,441 --> 00:17:02,901 - My life was also honorable. - All right. Are you ready to do this? 430 00:17:02,985 --> 00:17:04,486 Here we go. 431 00:17:04,570 --> 00:17:07,447 I'm goin' down in a blaze… 432 00:17:10,284 --> 00:17:12,619 I can't believe they're dead. 433 00:17:12,703 --> 00:17:15,164 I can't believe they didn't include me in their suicide pact. 434 00:17:15,247 --> 00:17:18,167 What? Are you crazy? They're not dead. 435 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,960 They're definitely doing something stupid, but they're not dead. 436 00:17:20,043 --> 00:17:21,295 You saw the tape, Dee. 437 00:17:21,378 --> 00:17:22,921 My best friends went out in a blaze of glory. 438 00:17:23,005 --> 00:17:24,381 And they didn't even ask me to be part of it. 439 00:17:24,464 --> 00:17:27,342 - This is terrible! - Are you buying this? That is ridiculous. 440 00:17:27,426 --> 00:17:30,304 Dennis, they left us a list of demands. 441 00:17:30,387 --> 00:17:33,473 What are you talking about? That's their last will and testament. 442 00:17:33,557 --> 00:17:37,561 - That is not demands. - It says at the top, "List of Demands." 443 00:17:37,644 --> 00:17:40,397 Well, whatever. It's their wishes, and we have to honor them. 444 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,232 Oh, we do? Oh, we do? We have to honor them? 445 00:17:42,316 --> 00:17:43,775 Okay. Let's see, Frank. 446 00:17:43,859 --> 00:17:45,068 Charlie's number one, 447 00:17:45,152 --> 00:17:49,448 "My ashes are to be made into a tea and to be dranken by every-wan in bar." 448 00:17:49,531 --> 00:17:52,367 - Done. - Oh, damn it. Gross. Fine. What else? 449 00:17:52,451 --> 00:17:54,411 Mac's number one, "In lieu of a body, 450 00:17:54,495 --> 00:17:57,873 which was most likely blown up in the most awesome way imaginable, 451 00:17:57,956 --> 00:18:00,709 I would like the duster to be burned and its ashes buried 452 00:18:00,792 --> 00:18:02,628 in an unmarked grave somewhere by the river." 453 00:18:02,711 --> 00:18:04,254 Okay. Well, that's crazy. I'm not gonna burn 454 00:18:04,338 --> 00:18:05,422 - or bury the duster. - Ooh. 455 00:18:05,506 --> 00:18:06,632 - Duster. - No. 456 00:18:06,715 --> 00:18:09,301 Yeah. We also both have to name our firstborn child Murphy 457 00:18:09,384 --> 00:18:11,220 - because that was RoboCop's name. - God damn it. 458 00:18:11,303 --> 00:18:13,055 Mac is dead, and he's still bossing me around. 459 00:18:13,138 --> 00:18:15,682 - Mac is not dead, Dennis. - How can you be so cold? 460 00:18:15,766 --> 00:18:18,477 - He blew up my car! - Not burning the duster. 461 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,896 - You're still talking about a coat? - Absolutely! 462 00:18:20,979 --> 00:18:23,190 - It's a piece of cloth… - That is an automobile. 463 00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:25,651 - It's a piece of clothing! - They're people! 464 00:18:25,734 --> 00:18:27,444 They're alive! They're live people! 465 00:18:27,528 --> 00:18:28,904 Jesus, man, 466 00:18:28,987 --> 00:18:30,155 they must be really broken up, 467 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,866 - if we can hear them from up here. - Like cryin' and whinin' and… 468 00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:34,493 - Bitchin'. - I'm excited about the hot dogs. 469 00:18:34,576 --> 00:18:36,286 - Oh, crap! - What? 470 00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:40,207 We should've got beans, dude. Hoboes are always eating beans. Damn. 471 00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:41,667 We'll be fine without the beans, all right, 472 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:44,336 'cause this is a perfect, perfect hiding spot. 473 00:18:44,419 --> 00:18:47,256 - This would be better with beans though. - Leave it alone with the beans. 474 00:18:49,049 --> 00:18:52,803 Yeah. No. Stop it. Don't do it. Oh, my God. 475 00:18:52,886 --> 00:18:56,390 - How? How is that possible? - I don't know. 476 00:18:56,473 --> 00:18:58,141 - Just put it down. - You think they're my baby teeth? 477 00:18:58,225 --> 00:19:00,018 Put it with the other ones. 478 00:19:02,479 --> 00:19:03,689 You're not gonna be able to eat this hot dog. 479 00:19:03,772 --> 00:19:05,607 I'll suck it down. 480 00:19:08,443 --> 00:19:12,156 I asked you to leave me be. 481 00:19:12,239 --> 00:19:16,869 I asked you to let me live my life. 482 00:19:16,952 --> 00:19:20,038 But you wouldn't go away. 483 00:19:20,122 --> 00:19:24,168 You kept pushing and pushing 484 00:19:24,251 --> 00:19:26,295 until you forced me 485 00:19:26,378 --> 00:19:29,464 to do something drastic, 486 00:19:29,548 --> 00:19:32,134 something I was hoping 487 00:19:32,217 --> 00:19:35,179 I would never have to do.