1 00:00:00,122 --> 00:00:03,500 I'm gonna gun this car as fast as it goes directly into that wall. 2 00:00:06,587 --> 00:00:08,505 According to the Philadelphia Police Department, 3 00:00:08,589 --> 00:00:09,882 Mac and Charlie are dead. 4 00:00:09,965 --> 00:00:11,884 I can't believe they're dead. 5 00:00:11,967 --> 00:00:13,385 You got any plans for the outside? 6 00:00:13,469 --> 00:00:15,929 I got some big plans. 7 00:00:51,965 --> 00:00:54,635 Um, okay. Well, I guess this is probably… 8 00:00:54,718 --> 00:00:55,803 this is probably gonna be it. 9 00:00:55,886 --> 00:00:57,930 So, we should get started. 10 00:00:58,013 --> 00:01:02,142 Uh, what to say about Mac. 11 00:01:02,226 --> 00:01:07,189 Um, he certainly was… 12 00:01:07,272 --> 00:01:08,357 angry. 13 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:09,525 Burn the duster! 14 00:01:09,608 --> 00:01:10,943 I'm not burning the duster. 15 00:01:11,026 --> 00:01:13,612 Okay? I'm not burning the duster. 16 00:01:13,695 --> 00:01:15,197 All right? That's crazy. 17 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:16,573 That's insane. 18 00:01:16,657 --> 00:01:18,992 Why would I ever burn… I mean, come on. 19 00:01:19,076 --> 00:01:22,579 I will continue to wear it in his honor. And I will burn some other things. 20 00:01:22,663 --> 00:01:25,541 You know, maybe like these stupid, goddamn sleeveless t-shirts 21 00:01:25,624 --> 00:01:28,710 that he wants "retired". And hung up in the bar, I'll burn these. 22 00:01:28,794 --> 00:01:31,630 But I am not burning the duster, okay? So, forget it. 23 00:01:31,713 --> 00:01:33,048 It probably won't even burn anyway. 24 00:01:33,132 --> 00:01:34,550 It's not supposed to. It's flame-retardant. 25 00:01:34,633 --> 00:01:37,719 That's, like, the whole point. It's like a shield of armor. 26 00:01:37,803 --> 00:01:41,765 So stop asking me to burn the duster. I'm not gonna burn it! 27 00:01:44,434 --> 00:01:47,563 So, end of story. You know? 28 00:01:47,646 --> 00:01:49,523 Let's just move on. 29 00:01:52,025 --> 00:01:53,235 Okay? 30 00:01:55,237 --> 00:01:56,822 So… 31 00:01:58,365 --> 00:02:01,118 Yeah. All right. Well, uh, thank you. 32 00:02:06,206 --> 00:02:07,291 Come on. 33 00:02:07,374 --> 00:02:09,460 - No. I'm not doing it. - Come on! 34 00:02:09,543 --> 00:02:13,213 - No. - Deandra, get on that stage! 35 00:02:15,757 --> 00:02:18,760 Before Mac and Charlie died, they made a slide show. 36 00:02:18,844 --> 00:02:23,098 And, uh, we're gonna play a song that was a favorite of theirs. 37 00:02:23,182 --> 00:02:25,058 - Go ahead. - Yeah. 38 00:02:25,142 --> 00:02:28,729 It's all the same 39 00:02:28,812 --> 00:02:32,024 Only the names will change 40 00:02:32,107 --> 00:02:34,234 Every day 41 00:02:34,318 --> 00:02:38,030 It seems we're wasting away 42 00:02:38,113 --> 00:02:41,325 Another place 43 00:02:41,408 --> 00:02:44,745 Where the faces are so cold 44 00:02:44,828 --> 00:02:47,831 I drive all night 45 00:02:47,915 --> 00:02:51,043 Just to get back home 46 00:02:51,126 --> 00:02:54,213 I'm a cowboy 47 00:02:54,296 --> 00:02:57,591 On a steel horse I ride 48 00:02:57,674 --> 00:03:00,969 I'm wanted 49 00:03:01,053 --> 00:03:02,513 Dead or alive 50 00:03:02,596 --> 00:03:04,556 I'm gonna miss you, Charlie. 51 00:03:05,808 --> 00:03:07,017 This is bullshit, dude. 52 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:08,227 No one's mourning me properly. 53 00:03:08,310 --> 00:03:09,436 What are you talking about, man? 54 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:12,356 Your mom's sitting right there, man. She's mourning you. 55 00:03:12,439 --> 00:03:14,691 Yeah. She watched an entire episode of Mama's Family 56 00:03:14,775 --> 00:03:16,610 - and fell asleep. - Yeah. 57 00:03:16,693 --> 00:03:18,695 And now, I'm gonna give them the one-gun salute. 58 00:03:18,779 --> 00:03:19,905 No, no, no, no. No, you're not. 59 00:03:19,988 --> 00:03:21,240 Okay. All right. I got it. 60 00:03:21,323 --> 00:03:24,284 Oh, my God! Let go! 61 00:03:24,368 --> 00:03:26,245 Wow. That was great and very touching. 62 00:03:26,328 --> 00:03:29,581 Thanks so much for coming, both of you. 63 00:03:29,665 --> 00:03:32,376 Time to go. See you at the next one. 64 00:03:32,459 --> 00:03:33,585 Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie. 65 00:03:33,669 --> 00:03:37,548 Aw, it's gonna be okay. 66 00:03:37,631 --> 00:03:41,051 Tell you what. Why don't you go into the bathroom, go into the center stall… 67 00:03:41,135 --> 00:03:44,596 I got a little surprise for you. It's gonna cheer you up. 68 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:48,016 That's okay, Frankie. I don't need to go potty. 69 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:50,561 No? 70 00:03:50,644 --> 00:03:53,230 Oh, damn it. 71 00:03:53,313 --> 00:03:55,566 Wow. 72 00:03:55,649 --> 00:03:58,235 Can you believe it, sis? They're actually gone. 73 00:03:58,318 --> 00:03:59,862 - This changes everything. - I need a ride home. 74 00:03:59,945 --> 00:04:01,321 Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh. 75 00:04:01,405 --> 00:04:04,158 No, no, no. Can't do that, sis. Gotta get back home A.S.A.P. 76 00:04:04,241 --> 00:04:06,785 I'm meeting a couple of potential new roommates. Hot ones. 77 00:04:06,869 --> 00:04:08,454 You know what I'm saying? 78 00:04:08,537 --> 00:04:10,914 All right. Hey, it's time to move on. 79 00:04:23,927 --> 00:04:27,014 Would you mind not breathing directly into my mouth? 80 00:04:29,266 --> 00:04:31,810 No thoughts on that? 81 00:04:31,894 --> 00:04:32,978 You're not gonna say anything? 82 00:04:33,061 --> 00:04:34,146 You're just gonna stare at me? 83 00:04:34,229 --> 00:04:35,939 That's what you're bringing to the table. 84 00:04:36,023 --> 00:04:38,734 That's great. I'm gonna… Could you excuse me? 85 00:04:41,487 --> 00:04:42,905 Excuse me. Just for a second. 86 00:04:42,988 --> 00:04:45,824 Thank you. Okay. 87 00:04:45,908 --> 00:04:48,744 Excuse me. 88 00:04:48,827 --> 00:04:50,913 Sir. Goddamn. 89 00:04:50,996 --> 00:04:52,998 Thanks. I'm just gonna… Excuse me. 90 00:04:53,081 --> 00:04:55,501 Excuse me. I'm just gonna… Okay. 91 00:04:55,584 --> 00:04:59,046 Of course, let me do it. 92 00:04:59,129 --> 00:05:00,923 Thanks. 93 00:05:01,006 --> 00:05:04,510 Hi. Oh, my God. It's a freak show back there. 94 00:05:06,303 --> 00:05:08,138 Ma'am, I'm gonna need for you to step behind the line. 95 00:05:08,222 --> 00:05:11,266 Yeah. Look as you can probably tell, I'm not really a "bus person." 96 00:05:11,350 --> 00:05:13,727 It's just a couple of dicks destroyed my car 97 00:05:13,811 --> 00:05:15,312 and forced me to lower myself to this. 98 00:05:15,395 --> 00:05:18,232 So, if you could just cut me some slack because 99 00:05:18,315 --> 00:05:20,275 I don't know if you've been back there, but animals. 100 00:05:20,359 --> 00:05:22,820 You're touching me. This isn't weird for you? 101 00:05:22,903 --> 00:05:25,155 Ma'am, either you get behind the line or your ride ends here. 102 00:05:25,239 --> 00:05:26,323 - I'm behind the line. - You're on the line. 103 00:05:26,406 --> 00:05:30,410 On the line, behind the line, who cares? 104 00:05:30,494 --> 00:05:31,703 That's it. I'm pulling the bus over. 105 00:05:31,787 --> 00:05:34,373 No, no, no, no! Goddamn it! Don't pull the bus over. 106 00:05:34,456 --> 00:05:35,958 Really? 107 00:05:36,041 --> 00:05:37,251 Okay, fine. You know what? 108 00:05:37,334 --> 00:05:40,337 I will go back behind the line with the rest of the filthy degenerates. 109 00:05:40,420 --> 00:05:42,840 But I am not happy about it, lady. 110 00:05:42,923 --> 00:05:44,550 Excuse me! 111 00:05:44,633 --> 00:05:46,718 Oh, my God. Really? Oh, my God. 112 00:05:46,802 --> 00:05:49,054 Oh, no. You stay put. I'll get it. 113 00:05:49,138 --> 00:05:52,057 On the floor of a bus. On the floor of a filthy bus. 114 00:05:52,141 --> 00:05:54,643 Excuse me for just a second! 115 00:05:54,726 --> 00:05:56,770 Damn it. Dude, I can't believe Dee finally caught on 116 00:05:56,854 --> 00:05:57,938 and canceled her credit card. 117 00:05:58,021 --> 00:06:00,149 This is really not good, dude. Now we don't have any beans. 118 00:06:00,232 --> 00:06:02,109 We don't have any beer, dude. We're shit out of luck. 119 00:06:02,192 --> 00:06:03,694 All right. I tell you what. We'll get back to the bar, 120 00:06:03,777 --> 00:06:05,487 we'll get some beer there. At least we'll have that. 121 00:06:05,571 --> 00:06:07,573 - That's not a bad idea. - Okay. In the meantime, 122 00:06:07,656 --> 00:06:08,991 I need a popper, all right? I gotta get my head straight. 123 00:06:09,074 --> 00:06:10,576 I got a little bad news on the popper front. 124 00:06:10,659 --> 00:06:11,827 This is the last one, dude. 125 00:06:11,910 --> 00:06:13,245 - Shit. Really? - Yeah. 126 00:06:13,328 --> 00:06:17,040 All right. Well, I think I should get it. 127 00:06:17,124 --> 00:06:18,375 No. I gotta… 128 00:06:18,459 --> 00:06:19,918 - Not going to happen. - Can I just have it? 129 00:06:20,002 --> 00:06:21,086 - Bro. - Can I just have it? 130 00:06:21,170 --> 00:06:22,254 - Will you let me do the poppers? - I just want it. I just need it, dude. 131 00:06:22,337 --> 00:06:25,007 Will you let me be the popper person? 132 00:06:27,968 --> 00:06:30,220 Give me the popper, dude! I need that popper! 133 00:06:30,304 --> 00:06:32,014 I gotta have the popper! 134 00:06:35,601 --> 00:06:39,146 Oh, you son of a bitches! Hey, look out! 135 00:06:39,229 --> 00:06:40,481 Look out! 136 00:06:40,564 --> 00:06:41,648 Hey! Hey! 137 00:06:41,732 --> 00:06:44,026 Hey. Hey, you jerks! 138 00:06:44,109 --> 00:06:46,779 Goddamn it! Move out of the way! 139 00:06:46,862 --> 00:06:49,156 Hey, no! Stop the bus! Stop the bus! 140 00:06:49,239 --> 00:06:50,324 Shut up, stupid! 141 00:06:50,407 --> 00:06:51,575 You shut up, bitch! 142 00:06:51,658 --> 00:06:54,286 Stop the bus! I need… 143 00:06:54,369 --> 00:06:57,581 Sir. Sir. I need to pull the cord to get off the bus. 144 00:06:57,664 --> 00:06:59,249 This is my stop. You're in my way. 145 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:00,501 Can you get out of the way so I can pull the cord? 146 00:07:00,584 --> 00:07:02,127 I'll get out of your way as soon as I get off… 147 00:07:02,211 --> 00:07:03,962 Oh, my God. What is wrong with you? 148 00:07:04,046 --> 00:07:06,381 Goddamn it, you bitches! 149 00:07:16,475 --> 00:07:17,935 I hate the bus. 150 00:07:26,026 --> 00:07:27,694 Good-bye, Mac's shit. 151 00:07:27,778 --> 00:07:28,862 Good-bye, Mac's shit. 152 00:07:28,946 --> 00:07:32,741 Good-bye, Mac's shit. Good-bye, Mac… 153 00:07:32,825 --> 00:07:34,993 Come on, dude. When were you ever gonna use nunchucks? 154 00:07:35,077 --> 00:07:36,620 Are you kidding me? Jesus Christ. 155 00:07:39,248 --> 00:07:43,168 Uh, yeah. Hang on one second. 156 00:07:43,252 --> 00:07:46,046 All right. 157 00:07:46,130 --> 00:07:48,048 Yeah, it's perfect. 158 00:07:48,132 --> 00:07:50,008 - Pow. Hello. - Oh. 159 00:07:50,092 --> 00:07:52,469 Uh, hi. Um, can I help you? 160 00:07:52,553 --> 00:07:55,347 You're looking for a roommate, right? 161 00:07:55,430 --> 00:07:58,809 Uh, yeah. Yeah, I was looking for two, actually. Female? 162 00:07:58,892 --> 00:08:01,228 I believe I was pretty clear in the ad here. 163 00:08:01,311 --> 00:08:04,022 "Male, 30, looking for Three's Company type deal. 164 00:08:04,106 --> 00:08:05,691 "Did Odd Couple thing for past decade. 165 00:08:05,774 --> 00:08:06,859 Looking for something new." 166 00:08:06,942 --> 00:08:08,694 Yeah. I did the Three's Company thing once. 167 00:08:08,777 --> 00:08:10,529 - Oh, yeah? - It was pretty cool, for like a week. 168 00:08:10,612 --> 00:08:12,072 And then I banged one of them. 169 00:08:12,156 --> 00:08:14,658 - Oh. Nice. - Not nice. 170 00:08:14,741 --> 00:08:17,077 Do you know what this is like, banging a chick that you live with? 171 00:08:17,161 --> 00:08:19,163 It's terrible, man. Bah-bah-bah. 172 00:08:19,246 --> 00:08:20,456 Every day you have to deal with this. 173 00:08:20,539 --> 00:08:21,915 Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah. 174 00:08:21,999 --> 00:08:23,709 "Get out, lady." 175 00:08:23,792 --> 00:08:25,210 Hmm, yeah. Yeah. 176 00:08:25,294 --> 00:08:27,129 Wow, yeah. I guess I never really thought about that before. 177 00:08:27,212 --> 00:08:30,048 You know, you're much smarter than my old roommate. 178 00:08:30,132 --> 00:08:33,427 Yeah, look. I'm gonna be up front with you. 179 00:08:33,510 --> 00:08:36,180 I run with a pretty wild crew. 180 00:08:36,263 --> 00:08:38,265 There's probably gonna be chicks over here, 181 00:08:38,348 --> 00:08:39,766 - like, all the time. - Yeah… 182 00:08:39,850 --> 00:08:41,768 I'm into some pretty crazy shit. 183 00:08:43,270 --> 00:08:44,396 Here's the best part. 184 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:45,647 I don't even know most of their names. 185 00:08:45,731 --> 00:08:47,524 - Oh. - Mmm-mmm. 186 00:08:47,608 --> 00:08:49,568 Yes, it's like… Wow, yeah. 187 00:08:49,651 --> 00:08:51,195 You know, I've been trying to get into the anonymous 188 00:08:51,278 --> 00:08:52,738 - sex thing lately. - Oh, yeah? 189 00:08:52,821 --> 00:08:54,948 Now are you, uh, European? 190 00:08:55,032 --> 00:08:56,825 Oh, I'm sorry. What gave it away? 191 00:08:59,411 --> 00:09:01,789 Nice. Yeah, well, you know, 192 00:09:01,872 --> 00:09:05,542 I could probably consider like a Perfect Strangers type of deal. 193 00:09:05,626 --> 00:09:07,085 - Hmm? - Look… 194 00:09:07,169 --> 00:09:09,713 I like this by the way. This is a sweet duster. 195 00:09:17,262 --> 00:09:18,388 First, he doesn't burn the duster, 196 00:09:18,472 --> 00:09:20,224 and now he's looking for new roommates? 197 00:09:20,307 --> 00:09:22,226 Why did you want to burn that duster anyway? 198 00:09:22,309 --> 00:09:24,561 Because he always wears it with no shirt and a shit load of cologne. 199 00:09:24,645 --> 00:09:25,854 - It's totally ruined. - Mmm. 200 00:09:25,938 --> 00:09:27,314 - Hello, bitches! - Jesus Christ, Dee! 201 00:09:27,397 --> 00:09:28,524 Whoa! 202 00:09:28,607 --> 00:09:30,567 You scared the shit out of me. I almost dropped all my beer. 203 00:09:30,651 --> 00:09:31,735 I knew you two weren't dead. 204 00:09:31,819 --> 00:09:33,529 What are you doing popping out of our tent? 205 00:09:33,612 --> 00:09:35,364 - Not cool, Dee! - Oh, not cool? 206 00:09:35,447 --> 00:09:36,824 Oh, I'll tell you what's not cool. 207 00:09:36,907 --> 00:09:38,867 Crashing my car into a building, 208 00:09:38,951 --> 00:09:40,369 exploding a grenade inside of it, 209 00:09:40,452 --> 00:09:44,123 and then convincing your friends and your family that you're dead. 210 00:09:44,206 --> 00:09:45,290 That's one of the cooler things you could ever do. 211 00:09:45,374 --> 00:09:47,626 - That's really unbelievably cool. - I suggest you try it. 212 00:09:47,709 --> 00:09:49,253 Cooler than I originally thought it was. 213 00:09:49,336 --> 00:09:51,338 I don't know why you're up here doing whatever it is that you're doing. 214 00:09:51,421 --> 00:09:54,675 And I don't care. What I do care about is my 1997 Dodge Neon. 215 00:09:54,758 --> 00:09:55,843 So here's the deal. 216 00:09:55,926 --> 00:09:59,138 You two monkeys are going to get me a new 1997 Dodge Neon. 217 00:09:59,221 --> 00:10:01,807 Or I'm going to tell Frank and Dennis that you faked your own deaths, 218 00:10:01,890 --> 00:10:04,393 and you're hiding up on the roof. 219 00:10:04,476 --> 00:10:05,561 Well, now you're just talking crazy. 220 00:10:05,644 --> 00:10:07,938 You can't buy a new 1997 Dodge Deon. 221 00:10:08,021 --> 00:10:09,106 You can't buy an old one. You can buy a new one 222 00:10:09,189 --> 00:10:10,274 - unless you had a time machine. - New to me. 223 00:10:10,357 --> 00:10:12,109 Dee, you got bigger problems. 224 00:10:12,192 --> 00:10:13,777 Because my dad just got out of jail, 225 00:10:13,861 --> 00:10:14,945 and he's coming to kill you. 226 00:10:15,028 --> 00:10:16,155 - What? Me? - Yeah. 227 00:10:16,238 --> 00:10:17,322 - Are you sure? - Yeah. Yeah. 228 00:10:17,406 --> 00:10:18,740 Kill you, kill us, kill everybody, really. 229 00:10:18,824 --> 00:10:20,200 - He's gonna kill everyone. - Yeah. 230 00:10:20,284 --> 00:10:21,994 Why would you not tell me this news earlier? 231 00:10:22,077 --> 00:10:23,579 Oh, my God. Get off our case, Dee. 232 00:10:23,662 --> 00:10:24,746 All right. What's done is done. 233 00:10:24,830 --> 00:10:26,540 Look, Mac and I are hobo drifters now. 234 00:10:26,623 --> 00:10:28,459 Okay? We don't dwell on the past. 235 00:10:28,542 --> 00:10:30,002 Hobo drifters live in the present. 236 00:10:30,085 --> 00:10:32,504 So, look, if you really want to get back at Frank and Dennis, 237 00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:33,672 you gotta fake your own death. 238 00:10:33,755 --> 00:10:35,507 I don't want to get back at Frank and Dennis! 239 00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:37,843 I want to get back at you two! 240 00:10:37,926 --> 00:10:40,262 - What? Is that what your plan was? - Yes! 241 00:10:40,345 --> 00:10:41,430 I tuned out during the whole tirade. 242 00:10:41,513 --> 00:10:43,098 She said the 1997 Dodge Neon thing… 243 00:10:43,182 --> 00:10:44,391 - No. - It threw you for a loop? 244 00:10:44,475 --> 00:10:45,601 - No, come on! - All right, Deee. I tell you what. 245 00:10:45,684 --> 00:10:46,768 Here's the plan. 246 00:10:46,852 --> 00:10:48,479 Why don't you fake your own death like us? 247 00:10:48,562 --> 00:10:50,230 It really is the only thing you can do now 248 00:10:50,314 --> 00:10:53,692 'cause you're in this too deep. Look, you want to die? Okay. 249 00:10:53,776 --> 00:10:57,070 - Now, what's your bean situation? - Oh, yeah. 250 00:10:57,154 --> 00:10:59,698 You got some beans on you? Or what's up? 251 00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:12,294 Good-bye, son. 252 00:11:25,557 --> 00:11:27,684 Hey, Jan. Oh, man, I gotta tell you, 253 00:11:27,768 --> 00:11:28,852 this is awesome. 254 00:11:28,936 --> 00:11:30,938 It's making me forget that Mac ever even died. 255 00:11:31,021 --> 00:11:32,815 Oh, yeah. Just relax, roommate. 256 00:11:32,898 --> 00:11:34,274 I'm gonna relax. 257 00:11:34,358 --> 00:11:35,651 I'm gonna relax all over the place in a second. 258 00:11:37,194 --> 00:11:38,987 What? 259 00:11:39,071 --> 00:11:40,155 Oh, shit. Jan? 260 00:11:41,406 --> 00:11:44,326 All righty. I gotta get this. 261 00:11:45,619 --> 00:11:47,079 - Hey, Dennis. - Really? What do you want? 262 00:11:47,162 --> 00:11:49,081 Hey, I just wanted to let you know I was gonna go for a quick jog 263 00:11:49,164 --> 00:11:50,582 in Fairmont Park by myself. 264 00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:51,834 Yeah. Great. Okay. Have fun. 265 00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:53,418 - It's kind of dangerous. - I got it, Dee. Go jogging! 266 00:11:53,502 --> 00:11:55,087 I don't know if you notice I'm not wearing anything reflective. 267 00:11:55,170 --> 00:11:57,089 Go jogging and go. What does it have to do with me? 268 00:11:57,172 --> 00:11:58,257 - Just go jog! - Just me out there in the middle 269 00:11:58,340 --> 00:12:00,134 - of the night by myself. Really? - Goddamn it! 270 00:12:01,510 --> 00:12:04,179 Sorry about her. She's a bag… 271 00:12:04,263 --> 00:12:07,349 - I hate her. - Whoa, Dennis! 272 00:12:07,432 --> 00:12:08,684 Which one do you want first, huh? 273 00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:09,935 Greta or Sasha? 274 00:12:10,018 --> 00:12:11,103 Oh, shit! 275 00:12:11,186 --> 00:12:13,063 Why'd you do that, bro? Come here, man. 276 00:12:13,147 --> 00:12:14,523 What did I do? 277 00:12:14,606 --> 00:12:16,400 You said their names. Oh, come on, man. 278 00:12:16,483 --> 00:12:18,277 That kills it for me. 279 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,237 Look, bro. Can I be honest with you? 280 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:21,822 This is great, you know, but I was really hoping 281 00:12:21,905 --> 00:12:23,073 for more of like, uh, 282 00:12:23,157 --> 00:12:25,409 you know, an anything-goes, crazy, European, 283 00:12:25,492 --> 00:12:26,702 sex-party kind of a thing. 284 00:12:26,785 --> 00:12:28,162 Something a little kinkier? 285 00:12:28,245 --> 00:12:29,580 - Kinky? - Oh, yeah. 286 00:12:29,663 --> 00:12:31,373 - Kinky. - Yeah, yeah, I like this. 287 00:12:31,457 --> 00:12:33,542 I like this. You like this. We like this. 288 00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:34,710 Oh, oh-oh. 289 00:12:36,086 --> 00:12:37,171 Let me make some calls. 290 00:12:37,254 --> 00:12:38,964 Yeah? You think you can put something like that together? 291 00:12:39,047 --> 00:12:41,216 - Of course I can. I'm European. - Oh, man. 292 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:42,676 - Huh? - Oh! 293 00:12:42,759 --> 00:12:44,761 That's… 294 00:12:47,055 --> 00:12:48,807 - Wow. - Yeah. 295 00:12:48,891 --> 00:12:49,975 Looks like he's got a lot of new friends. 296 00:12:50,058 --> 00:12:51,143 Yes, I can see that. 297 00:12:51,226 --> 00:12:52,311 Some of them are really pretty girls. 298 00:12:52,394 --> 00:12:53,687 Yes, they are very pretty. 299 00:12:53,770 --> 00:12:55,397 Wow, that's tough, man. 300 00:12:55,481 --> 00:12:57,149 - That's a tough thing to see, huh? - Shut up, dude. 301 00:12:57,232 --> 00:13:00,569 I'll bet you Frank is throwing a party, too. 302 00:13:00,652 --> 00:13:03,864 It's your turn to take the bedpan out tonight. 303 00:13:03,947 --> 00:13:05,115 No, no, Frank! 304 00:13:05,199 --> 00:13:07,117 I did it last time! 305 00:13:07,201 --> 00:13:09,953 No, Charlie. I got up in the middle of the night, 306 00:13:10,037 --> 00:13:12,998 and I walked down the hallway with the bedpan. 307 00:13:13,081 --> 00:13:14,374 All right, Frank! 308 00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:15,626 I'll do it! 309 00:13:15,709 --> 00:13:19,463 Only because I like you so much! 310 00:13:19,546 --> 00:13:22,424 I like you, too, Charlie. 311 00:13:22,508 --> 00:13:25,761 I like you, too, new Charlie. 312 00:13:25,844 --> 00:13:27,846 New Charlie. 313 00:13:31,683 --> 00:13:33,310 You know what, man? I'm kicking it up a notch. 314 00:13:33,393 --> 00:13:34,478 We're haunting these bitches. 315 00:13:34,561 --> 00:13:35,646 - Haunting's cool, man. - Boom! 316 00:13:35,729 --> 00:13:37,105 Coming back from the grave, bitch. 317 00:13:37,189 --> 00:13:38,649 All right. That's cool. That's cool. 318 00:13:38,732 --> 00:13:40,359 What's this? What are you doing? Like Poltergeist or something? 319 00:13:40,442 --> 00:13:41,527 - Awesome, right? - No, not awesome. 320 00:13:41,610 --> 00:13:43,195 Craig T. Nelson! 321 00:13:43,278 --> 00:13:44,947 Craig T. Nelson is the best, dude. But Poltergeist? 322 00:13:45,030 --> 00:13:46,115 Why? 323 00:13:46,198 --> 00:13:47,282 It's not scary. 324 00:13:47,366 --> 00:13:49,993 It's all about psychological damage. Big deal. 325 00:13:50,077 --> 00:13:52,329 Look at me. Psychological damage up to here. 326 00:13:52,412 --> 00:13:53,747 Doesn't do anything for me, you know. 327 00:13:53,831 --> 00:13:55,916 Physical damage, that's what's gonna irritate people. 328 00:13:55,999 --> 00:13:57,084 Yeah. All right. What do you suggest? 329 00:13:57,167 --> 00:14:00,129 Well, I mean, if anything, maybe we tie some knives to our fingers, 330 00:14:00,212 --> 00:14:02,339 and we get a little more serious about this whole murder thing. 331 00:14:02,422 --> 00:14:04,049 - Yeah. Haunting. - Haunting! 332 00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:06,260 - We're gonna haunt. - I'm sorry. I was thinking "dead." 333 00:14:06,343 --> 00:14:09,054 Oh, you guys! I'm so happy to see you! Oh, God! 334 00:14:09,138 --> 00:14:10,222 I had the weirdest night! 335 00:14:10,305 --> 00:14:12,141 It was crazy! As soon as I left Dennis's place, 336 00:14:12,224 --> 00:14:13,725 I realized I don't have a car, right? 337 00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,561 So, I actually do have to run home by myself 338 00:14:15,644 --> 00:14:16,728 through the park in the middle of the night. 339 00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,063 So, I'm on Spring Garden Street and this big car 340 00:14:18,147 --> 00:14:19,231 full of gangbangers… 341 00:14:19,314 --> 00:14:21,358 Okay, gangbangers, that is an awesome story, Dee! 342 00:14:21,442 --> 00:14:23,485 That's the end of it, right? The end of the story? 343 00:14:23,569 --> 00:14:24,653 Charlie and I are right in the middle of something. 344 00:14:24,736 --> 00:14:26,822 We're gonna put some knives on our fingers and start murdering people. 345 00:14:26,905 --> 00:14:27,990 - Haunting people. - Hunting! 346 00:14:28,073 --> 00:14:29,158 - We're gonna haunt people. - Whatever. 347 00:14:29,241 --> 00:14:30,492 You're gonna do, like, a Poltergeist thing. 348 00:14:32,327 --> 00:14:33,787 - It's Dennis. - That's Dennis. 349 00:14:33,871 --> 00:14:35,873 Office. Back office. 350 00:14:35,956 --> 00:14:38,292 - All right! - Oh, yeah. 351 00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:40,627 This is wunderbar! 352 00:14:40,711 --> 00:14:43,297 Pop 'em off! Start poppin' 'em off! 353 00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:46,091 Oh, I love it, I love it. Hey, feel free to be free. 354 00:14:46,175 --> 00:14:47,593 No American judgments here. 355 00:14:47,676 --> 00:14:50,804 The only rule is don't tell me your names. 356 00:14:50,888 --> 00:14:52,890 I don't want to know your names, okay? 357 00:14:52,973 --> 00:14:54,057 Hi, I'm Charlie. 358 00:14:54,141 --> 00:14:57,144 Oh, I love these girls! 359 00:14:57,227 --> 00:14:58,562 - Frank! What are you doing, man? - Hey. 360 00:14:58,645 --> 00:15:00,355 You're freaking the girls out with this mannequin. 361 00:15:00,439 --> 00:15:04,735 - Get rid of it! - Dennis, these girls are German. 362 00:15:04,818 --> 00:15:06,111 German! 363 00:15:06,195 --> 00:15:08,822 We're gonna have demented sex, right, Frank? 364 00:15:08,906 --> 00:15:11,784 Yeah! 365 00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,410 That is the greatest party I've ever seen. 366 00:15:13,494 --> 00:15:15,245 - These sons of bitches! - Is he gonna take that stupid 367 00:15:15,329 --> 00:15:17,581 little mannequin everywhere? That is freaking me out! 368 00:15:17,664 --> 00:15:19,875 They're just hanging out with a bunch half-naked ladies 369 00:15:19,958 --> 00:15:22,503 and I just ran and sweated for absolutely nothing? 370 00:15:22,586 --> 00:15:23,921 Okay. I don't sound like that, all right. 371 00:15:24,004 --> 00:15:26,256 - Goddamn it! Get past it! - Who cares about the mannequin? 372 00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:27,549 I care about the mannequin! I look like a jerk in front of those girls. 373 00:15:27,633 --> 00:15:30,260 Shh, shh. I'm putting an end to this right now. 374 00:15:30,344 --> 00:15:32,054 Yeah, dude. Screw your dad. Let him eat our asses. 375 00:15:32,137 --> 00:15:33,555 Let him eat my butt into smithereens. 376 00:15:33,639 --> 00:15:36,600 - I'm ending this. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 377 00:15:36,683 --> 00:15:38,894 Let's not be rash, right? I mean, come on. 378 00:15:38,977 --> 00:15:40,062 Look, if we're not gonna haunt them, 379 00:15:40,145 --> 00:15:41,480 we should have a little fun, right? 380 00:15:41,563 --> 00:15:42,689 Let's scare the shit out of them. 381 00:15:42,773 --> 00:15:44,691 - Yeah. - We gotta make an entrance. 382 00:15:44,775 --> 00:15:47,528 Oh, let's scare the shit out of them. 383 00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:54,451 Dennis! 384 00:15:54,535 --> 00:15:57,121 Jan, this is what I want, man. 385 00:15:57,204 --> 00:15:58,831 You've given me what I want! 386 00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,124 Ja. Shh, shh. 387 00:16:00,207 --> 00:16:03,460 Look, I have this very kinky surprise for you, my friend. 388 00:16:03,544 --> 00:16:06,380 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. I've arranged for you to use… 389 00:16:06,463 --> 00:16:08,215 the glory hole! 390 00:16:08,298 --> 00:16:10,926 I forgot about the glory hole. 391 00:16:11,009 --> 00:16:12,094 Ja. Ja, ja, ja. 392 00:16:12,177 --> 00:16:13,595 - I've just sent someone in there now. - Yeah? 393 00:16:13,679 --> 00:16:17,224 Totally anonymous. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh! 394 00:16:18,684 --> 00:16:22,104 Jan, there are no words, man. 395 00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:27,484 That's right. I'm the boss. But I'm a good boss. 396 00:16:27,568 --> 00:16:29,653 And I'm gonna allow you to watch. 397 00:16:29,736 --> 00:16:31,697 Okay, Frank, I… 398 00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:35,784 Shh! Oh, somebody's coming. 399 00:16:35,868 --> 00:16:41,206 Any minute now, the German broad is gonna knock on that wall, 400 00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:44,293 which is my signal to go in my pants, 401 00:16:44,376 --> 00:16:48,130 take out my penis, and stick it through the hole. 402 00:16:48,213 --> 00:16:51,300 - Then she can go to town! - Hey, honey. 403 00:16:51,383 --> 00:16:54,344 You want to take care of this monster for me or what? 404 00:16:54,428 --> 00:16:57,639 There's no way I can picture that is a girl. 405 00:16:57,723 --> 00:17:00,642 - Frank? - Dennis! 406 00:17:00,726 --> 00:17:01,852 What the hell are you doing here, man? 407 00:17:01,935 --> 00:17:05,272 - Jan sent me! - Jan sent me, too! 408 00:17:05,355 --> 00:17:06,607 This is bad. 409 00:17:06,690 --> 00:17:08,150 Everybody out! 410 00:17:08,233 --> 00:17:11,320 Okay? There has been a major miscommunication! 411 00:17:11,403 --> 00:17:15,491 Get your European, sex, freaky asses out of the bar. 412 00:17:15,574 --> 00:17:17,910 Let's go. Come on. Come on. Move it. Move it. 413 00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:19,077 - That's right. Go, go, go. - Let's go, ladies. 414 00:17:19,161 --> 00:17:20,954 - Get out! - Let's go, let's go. 415 00:17:21,038 --> 00:17:23,123 Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! 416 00:17:23,207 --> 00:17:24,291 Hey, you, too, Jan. 417 00:17:24,374 --> 00:17:25,751 Hey, beat it! 418 00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:27,836 - What did I do? - What did you do? 419 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:30,005 Jan, you were gonna have him glory hole me! 420 00:17:30,088 --> 00:17:31,173 Ja. 421 00:17:31,256 --> 00:17:32,549 - Yeah, my ass! Get out of here! - Are you kidding me? 422 00:17:32,633 --> 00:17:34,843 - You sex freak! Go! - You Americans are so uptight! 423 00:17:34,927 --> 00:17:38,639 - You ruined our glory hole. - Beat it. And shut the door. 424 00:17:38,722 --> 00:17:40,015 Sick freak. You didn't know anything about that, right? 425 00:17:40,098 --> 00:17:42,893 Weirdo. What? 426 00:17:42,976 --> 00:17:46,271 - Kaboom! - Surprise, bitches! 427 00:17:46,355 --> 00:17:49,316 We're alive! And it's blowing your minds right now! 428 00:17:51,527 --> 00:17:53,320 No, it is not blowing our minds at all. 429 00:17:53,403 --> 00:17:55,656 I knew you guys were alive. 430 00:17:55,739 --> 00:17:56,824 - Huh? - Huh? 431 00:17:56,907 --> 00:17:58,367 Yeah. I knew you guys were alive, okay? 432 00:17:58,450 --> 00:18:00,244 I figured it out right before the funeral. 433 00:18:00,327 --> 00:18:01,411 How? 434 00:18:01,495 --> 00:18:03,122 'Cause I could hear you guys rustling around in the vents. 435 00:18:03,205 --> 00:18:04,706 You were speaking at full volume. 436 00:18:04,790 --> 00:18:06,875 Okay? Did you think you were being crafty? 437 00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:08,585 I could see you staring at me through the window! 438 00:18:08,669 --> 00:18:10,087 You know I can see through my windows, right? 439 00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:11,255 I wanted to piss you off. 440 00:18:11,338 --> 00:18:13,257 What about me? Did you want to piss me off? 441 00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:16,301 Uh, you, I thought might've actually been murdered. 442 00:18:16,385 --> 00:18:17,719 That's what I thought. 443 00:18:17,803 --> 00:18:19,012 Frank, you knew, too? 444 00:18:19,096 --> 00:18:21,723 Yeah. I knew. 445 00:18:23,976 --> 00:18:26,603 And some of the stuff you've been doing with this mannequin here, 446 00:18:26,687 --> 00:18:30,232 that's, like, um… 447 00:18:30,315 --> 00:18:32,901 to teach me a lesson, or… 448 00:18:32,985 --> 00:18:34,278 Yeah. 449 00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:37,865 Did I see you bang that thing? 450 00:18:37,948 --> 00:18:39,908 All right, you know what? Let's just… 451 00:18:39,992 --> 00:18:42,119 why were you guys pretending that you were dead anyway? 452 00:18:42,202 --> 00:18:43,370 That's a really messed-up thing to do. 453 00:18:43,454 --> 00:18:45,456 My dad got out on parole and he's coming to kill me and Charlie. 454 00:18:45,539 --> 00:18:47,875 No, no. You got a letter the other day. 455 00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:49,042 - What? - He sent a letter. 456 00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:50,210 - Who sent a letter? - I got it. I got it. 457 00:18:50,294 --> 00:18:53,172 It was sent to the bar. 458 00:18:53,255 --> 00:18:55,841 "Dear Son, I asked you to leave me be…" 459 00:18:55,924 --> 00:18:57,009 Yada, yada, yada. 460 00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:58,552 "Forced me to do something 461 00:18:58,635 --> 00:19:00,262 "that I hoped I'd never have to do." 462 00:19:00,345 --> 00:19:01,722 Oh, yeah. Here we go. 463 00:19:01,805 --> 00:19:05,058 "I just got out of prison and I'm heading to Tijuana. 464 00:19:05,142 --> 00:19:07,269 "I wanted to get as far away from you as I could 465 00:19:07,352 --> 00:19:09,813 "so that I could learn how to forgive you. 466 00:19:09,897 --> 00:19:12,900 "Please, do not try to contact me ever. 467 00:19:12,983 --> 00:19:15,068 "I promise that I'm not gonna hurt you. 468 00:19:15,152 --> 00:19:16,236 Love, Dad. 469 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,071 "P.S. I still love you." 470 00:19:21,492 --> 00:19:24,077 Oops. 471 00:19:24,161 --> 00:19:25,245 We… 472 00:19:25,329 --> 00:19:26,413 This whole thing… 473 00:19:26,497 --> 00:19:29,625 - We didn't have to do all the, uh… - Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah. 474 00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:33,337 Sorry about your car, Dee.