1 00:00:01,197 --> 00:00:02,448 - I've ever met in my life. - How am I a thief? 2 00:00:02,532 --> 00:00:05,535 Dennis, do you know that she is inheriting my house? 3 00:00:05,618 --> 00:00:07,787 Of course he knows it. He's the one who lost the house 4 00:00:07,871 --> 00:00:10,748 by letting you into it. And now since I'm his next of kin, 5 00:00:10,832 --> 00:00:12,000 the house belongs to me. 6 00:00:12,083 --> 00:00:13,877 Frank, if you want to get your house back, check it out. 7 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:15,545 Make a vision board, put your house on it. 8 00:00:15,628 --> 00:00:16,921 Boom, you get the house back. 9 00:00:17,005 --> 00:00:19,340 - What the hell's a vision board? - Oh, it's The Secret! 10 00:00:19,424 --> 00:00:22,343 Yeah, The Secret is a self-help book that Dee read and explained to us. 11 00:00:22,427 --> 00:00:24,804 It's about how you can get whatever you want without having to work for it. 12 00:00:24,888 --> 00:00:27,891 You have to envision all the shit in the world that you want, 13 00:00:27,974 --> 00:00:29,642 cut pictures of it out and paste it on a board, 14 00:00:29,726 --> 00:00:31,519 - then you get it, you get the stuff. - Check it out. 15 00:00:31,603 --> 00:00:33,563 See how I got all these sweet pics of Ty Pennington 16 00:00:33,646 --> 00:00:34,689 from Extreme Home Makeover? 17 00:00:34,772 --> 00:00:36,983 I'm gonna become like him. Have his life. 18 00:00:37,066 --> 00:00:39,277 Yeah, now that's Charlie's vision, but it's not mine. 19 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:43,531 My vision is to have a gorgeous yellow Lamborghini, that I wanna drive. 20 00:00:43,615 --> 00:00:46,117 Yeah. I'm gonna impregnate Danica Patrick while getting drunk 21 00:00:46,201 --> 00:00:49,037 in the Sahara desert on a dune buggy. 22 00:00:50,455 --> 00:00:54,667 I hate to tell you this, but this self-help stuff, it's all bullshit. 23 00:00:54,751 --> 00:00:57,253 - It's a big scam. - Oh, is it, Frank? 24 00:00:57,337 --> 00:00:58,963 That's funny 'cause that's how I got the house. 25 00:00:59,047 --> 00:01:01,883 I envisioned the courts recognizing how ridiculous it was 26 00:01:01,966 --> 00:01:04,469 that my son of a bitch asshole mother didn't leave me anything. 27 00:01:04,552 --> 00:01:06,804 I did some good deeds, and boom, I'm rich. 28 00:01:06,888 --> 00:01:08,932 - Mansion rich. - Whoa, wait a second. 29 00:01:09,015 --> 00:01:10,892 You didn't say anything about doing good deeds. 30 00:01:10,975 --> 00:01:12,477 - Is that a part of this? - Oh, yeah, that's part of it. 31 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,437 You get back what you put in. 32 00:01:14,521 --> 00:01:16,105 Right! That makes sense. 33 00:01:16,189 --> 00:01:18,483 That's why Ty Pennington has a sweet life. 34 00:01:18,566 --> 00:01:20,527 Yeah, man. And he's got great hair too. 35 00:01:20,610 --> 00:01:22,278 - Of course he's got great hair! - He does have great hair! 36 00:01:22,362 --> 00:01:24,364 You know, this has got me thinking, guys. 37 00:01:24,447 --> 00:01:26,241 It could be beneficial for us 38 00:01:26,324 --> 00:01:28,827 to go out and actually do some good deeds. 39 00:01:28,910 --> 00:01:32,789 Wait a second. Maybe helping other people is the best way to help ourselves. 40 00:01:32,872 --> 00:01:36,251 Right. So, like, what is the best way you can help other people? 41 00:01:36,334 --> 00:01:39,754 The best way in the world to help other people. 42 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:43,299 - What would Ty Pennington do? - What would Ty Pennington do? 43 00:02:18,877 --> 00:02:20,712 What the hell are you doing with my bowling ball? 44 00:02:20,795 --> 00:02:23,631 It's no longer a bowling ball. It's now a wrecking ball. 45 00:02:23,715 --> 00:02:25,800 We're gonna use it to tear down a house and then we're gonna 46 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:28,094 - build up a dream! - Yeah, baby. 47 00:02:28,178 --> 00:02:30,138 Then we get our Lamborghinis, and our Danica Patricks, and our… 48 00:02:30,221 --> 00:02:31,556 - Whatever we want. - Ooh, you guys. 49 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:33,725 I wanna jump in on this if that's okay, 'cause I ran the numbers 50 00:02:33,808 --> 00:02:35,477 and I'm gonna need a butt load of money to pay 51 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:38,438 - the property taxes on my new mansion. - On my mansion. 52 00:02:38,521 --> 00:02:40,023 Jesus, Frank. Really? Still? Why do you care? 53 00:02:40,106 --> 00:02:42,400 - You don't even wanna live there. - That's not the point, Deandra! 54 00:02:42,484 --> 00:02:45,069 The point is, it is my house and I should own it. 55 00:02:45,153 --> 00:02:46,529 Okay. I tell you what. Help us out, 56 00:02:46,613 --> 00:02:47,822 and the universe will probably give it back to you. 57 00:02:47,906 --> 00:02:50,909 I don't think so. I'm operating at a much higher vibration, 58 00:02:50,992 --> 00:02:53,661 which I think is gonna counteract his attempts at positive energy. 59 00:02:53,745 --> 00:02:54,829 - I'll keep the house. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 60 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:57,707 You think that your energy's more positive than mine? 61 00:02:57,790 --> 00:02:58,791 Uh, yeah. 62 00:02:58,875 --> 00:03:01,336 I want in on this so I can screw over Deandra. 63 00:03:01,419 --> 00:03:02,921 You know what, man? Perfect. 64 00:03:03,004 --> 00:03:04,714 Because we were planning on using your construction experience 65 00:03:04,797 --> 00:03:06,090 and your connections. 66 00:03:06,174 --> 00:03:08,676 - I'll be the foreman. - Yeah, great. Excellent. 67 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:10,512 Well, then, why don't you hop on the renovations with Charlie and I? 68 00:03:10,595 --> 00:03:13,973 Mac, why don't you get started on the family makeover with Dee? 69 00:03:14,057 --> 00:03:17,018 No. I want to be a part of the renovation team. 70 00:03:17,101 --> 00:03:18,812 - I know you do, but the thing is, you… - Yeah. 71 00:03:18,895 --> 00:03:21,147 - You get so excited about the smashing. - Yeah! 72 00:03:21,231 --> 00:03:23,733 - Then you make it competitive. - You turn it into a competition. 73 00:03:23,817 --> 00:03:26,027 That's bullshit! Because I'm a better smasher than you guys! 74 00:03:26,110 --> 00:03:27,904 I should be on the head of the smashing team! 75 00:03:27,987 --> 00:03:29,239 - Are you kidding? - You want to have a smash-off? 76 00:03:29,322 --> 00:03:30,615 - A smash-off? - I'll prove it to you. 77 00:03:30,698 --> 00:03:31,699 - You can't even help yourself, can you? - Yeah. 78 00:03:31,783 --> 00:03:34,452 Okay, fine. Dee and I are gonna kick your ass, okay? 79 00:03:34,536 --> 00:03:37,747 Because our makeover is gonna be so much more extreme than yours. 80 00:03:37,831 --> 00:03:39,582 Oh, well, hold on a second. 81 00:03:39,666 --> 00:03:41,417 Charlie, our renovations are gonna be pretty extreme, right? 82 00:03:41,501 --> 00:03:42,710 Yeah, but not as extreme 83 00:03:42,794 --> 00:03:44,045 - as what we're gonna do. - Let's agree that we're gonna go about 84 00:03:44,128 --> 00:03:46,381 this in the most extreme way possible, okay? 85 00:03:46,464 --> 00:03:49,592 First things first. Let's find a family to unleash our extremeness all over. 86 00:03:49,676 --> 00:03:52,971 Yeah. A desperate family that's gonna yield us the highest return. 87 00:03:53,054 --> 00:03:55,515 How 'bout the Mexican family that moved in down the block? 88 00:03:55,598 --> 00:03:57,225 Right! What is their name? 89 00:03:57,308 --> 00:03:58,768 The Juarez family, I think. 90 00:03:58,852 --> 00:04:01,104 Oh, that's perfect. Oh, we can help the Juarez family! 91 00:04:01,187 --> 00:04:02,313 - Great. - Oh, they're good. They're good. 92 00:04:02,397 --> 00:04:03,690 Their place is a real shit hole. 93 00:04:03,773 --> 00:04:04,816 Okay, great. Then the Juarez family it is. 94 00:04:04,899 --> 00:04:06,734 - It's settled. - Okay, okay, okay. 95 00:04:06,818 --> 00:04:09,737 And I think I know the most extreme way to go about this. 96 00:04:12,365 --> 00:04:13,908 Okay. Dee, you got the blindfolds, right? 97 00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:16,161 Do you guys think the blindfolds are absolutely necessary? 98 00:04:16,244 --> 00:04:17,495 Yes, the blindfolds are necessary. 99 00:04:17,579 --> 00:04:19,581 Yeah. They're there to heighten the sense of surprise and excitement, 100 00:04:19,664 --> 00:04:21,374 creating an enjoyable experience for the family. Extreme! 101 00:04:21,457 --> 00:04:24,544 Okay. Here's the thing. I couldn't find any blindfolds per se, 102 00:04:24,627 --> 00:04:26,171 but I did bring plastic bags. 103 00:04:26,254 --> 00:04:27,589 - I though we could Jam them… - Why didn't you say so… 104 00:04:27,672 --> 00:04:28,673 - …over their faces. - …10 minutes ago? 105 00:04:28,756 --> 00:04:30,508 - It's time! Here we go! Here we go! - Go, go. 106 00:04:33,636 --> 00:04:35,430 Go, go, go, go, go! 107 00:04:35,513 --> 00:04:38,600 Good morning, Juarez family! 108 00:04:39,309 --> 00:04:40,602 Wake up, my brown friend! 109 00:04:40,685 --> 00:04:42,937 It's time to change your life! 110 00:04:43,021 --> 00:04:45,648 I said inspirational music! 111 00:04:45,732 --> 00:04:47,817 - What is that? - Yeah, man. Inspirational. 112 00:04:47,901 --> 00:04:50,320 All right. That's cool. That's cool, I guess. 113 00:04:50,403 --> 00:04:51,905 Come here, you little rug rat! 114 00:04:52,947 --> 00:04:55,450 Where are you going? What's wrong, buddy? Come on. 115 00:04:55,533 --> 00:04:56,534 We're trying to help you. 116 00:04:56,618 --> 00:04:57,619 - Hey, where's your wife? - Oh, no! 117 00:04:57,702 --> 00:04:59,829 Come on! You want me to fix your house, don't you? 118 00:04:59,913 --> 00:05:01,206 Where's your daughter? 119 00:05:01,289 --> 00:05:02,373 Where's your daughter? 120 00:05:02,457 --> 00:05:06,085 Congratulations! Have we got a surprise for you! 121 00:05:06,169 --> 00:05:08,880 Okay! Hold still! 122 00:05:08,963 --> 00:05:11,174 You can't run from the kindness of strangers! 123 00:05:11,257 --> 00:05:15,470 We are taking over your house! Your house is ours now! 124 00:05:15,553 --> 00:05:18,181 Your lives are gonna change forever! 125 00:05:18,264 --> 00:05:20,517 Ah, it feels good to help people, doesn't it? 126 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:24,604 Oh, man! It sure does! Okay. Bag 'em. 127 00:05:24,687 --> 00:05:29,234 And good-bye, Juarez family! 128 00:05:29,317 --> 00:05:32,028 - Yeah. All right! Good job. Good job. - We did it, man. 129 00:05:32,111 --> 00:05:34,447 - Frank, foreman. What's the plan? - Mr. Foreman. 130 00:05:34,531 --> 00:05:35,782 - Ah, the plan? - Yeah! 131 00:05:35,865 --> 00:05:38,451 You guys work. I'm gonna go hop in one of their beds 132 00:05:38,535 --> 00:05:40,495 and get some shut-eye. I'm tired. 133 00:05:40,578 --> 00:05:42,163 Oh, ho! Wait, man. There's no time for that. 134 00:05:42,247 --> 00:05:44,666 We're on a deadline. When's your crew arriving? 135 00:05:44,749 --> 00:05:46,209 My crew? What crew? 136 00:05:46,292 --> 00:05:48,837 The construction crew. When do those guys get here? 137 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:51,339 You're the crew! That's the way I do it. 138 00:05:51,422 --> 00:05:53,967 I hire two guys and let them sweat it out. 139 00:05:54,050 --> 00:05:57,095 All right. Now keep it down because I'm a very light sleeper. 140 00:06:00,723 --> 00:06:03,143 Welcome to makeover headquarters, Juarez family! 141 00:06:03,226 --> 00:06:04,936 This is gonna be your home for the next couple of days! 142 00:06:05,019 --> 00:06:08,022 Hey, in order to assimilate you with American culture, 143 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:09,190 we've decided to surround you 144 00:06:09,274 --> 00:06:10,817 with all things American. 145 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:14,946 - Who's ready for a makeover? - This one is. 146 00:06:15,029 --> 00:06:17,782 - Um, not that excited. - No. They're not very excited. 147 00:06:17,866 --> 00:06:19,868 - What's up? - Okay. I think there might be a bit 148 00:06:19,951 --> 00:06:21,244 of a language barrier. 149 00:06:21,327 --> 00:06:23,580 - That could be an issue. - Well, no. Hold up. 150 00:06:23,663 --> 00:06:26,166 Uh, somebody took a couple of years of Spanish in high school. 151 00:06:26,249 --> 00:06:28,543 - Oh! Okay. You remember it? - I'm gonna dust off the cobwebs and see 152 00:06:28,626 --> 00:06:31,421 - if I can fire off a couple phrases. - All right. Tell them to relax, first off, 153 00:06:31,504 --> 00:06:32,839 - 'cause they look a little tense. - Okay. 154 00:06:32,922 --> 00:06:35,300 And then we're gonna build them a new house. 155 00:06:35,383 --> 00:06:38,052 And a new life, just like on Extreme Makeover on TV. 156 00:06:38,136 --> 00:06:40,555 Okay. Okay. Juarezes… 157 00:06:55,612 --> 00:06:56,613 - Uh, si. - Yes. 158 00:06:56,696 --> 00:06:59,157 - Si. They get it! They get it! - I still got it! 159 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:01,868 - Somos extremos! - Yeah! Extremos! 160 00:07:01,951 --> 00:07:04,120 Yeah, America! 161 00:07:06,498 --> 00:07:07,874 - All right. - I tell you what, man. 162 00:07:07,957 --> 00:07:09,792 The more I look at this place, the nicer I think it is. 163 00:07:09,876 --> 00:07:10,877 - It's a nice place. - Oh, yeah. No, 164 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:14,631 - it's a very charming, charming place. - Whoa! 165 00:07:14,714 --> 00:07:16,382 - What are you doing, dude? - What do you mean? 166 00:07:16,466 --> 00:07:17,926 - Why are you smashing stuff? - Yeah. 167 00:07:18,009 --> 00:07:19,302 Dude, it's important that we get rid of anything 168 00:07:19,385 --> 00:07:22,138 that will remind the Juarez family of their old country. 169 00:07:22,222 --> 00:07:25,308 They're Americans now, and Americans don't hold onto the past. 170 00:07:25,391 --> 00:07:26,643 The past isn't useful. 171 00:07:26,726 --> 00:07:27,894 - You gotta forget about it. - Not useful. Yeah. We got… 172 00:07:27,977 --> 00:07:29,979 - Okay, the past isn't… - We gotta gut this entire place. 173 00:07:30,063 --> 00:07:33,650 Here's what I'm thinking. After we get done smashing all their old shit, 174 00:07:33,733 --> 00:07:35,860 I'm thinking we take out this wall. You know what I mean? 175 00:07:35,944 --> 00:07:37,278 - Just let the room breathe a little bit. - Okay. 176 00:07:37,362 --> 00:07:40,740 And you think that's better than ripping the whole house down? 177 00:07:40,824 --> 00:07:42,659 - Yeah. - Tearing the whole thing down? 178 00:07:42,742 --> 00:07:44,744 Yes, dude. Were you planning on destroying the entire house? 179 00:07:44,828 --> 00:07:46,496 - Yeah. - You can't demolish the entire house. 180 00:07:46,579 --> 00:07:47,664 That's what they do on Extreme Makeover. 181 00:07:47,747 --> 00:07:49,040 - They rip the whole house down. - Do you know how to build 182 00:07:49,123 --> 00:07:51,709 - an entire house? - No. I don't know how to… 183 00:07:51,793 --> 00:07:53,336 - I know! - I hadn't thought… 184 00:07:53,419 --> 00:07:56,005 - We would have to build a whole house. - We'd have to build… 185 00:07:56,089 --> 00:07:57,590 - I can't build a whole house. - Let's just smash the wall. 186 00:07:57,674 --> 00:07:59,092 - We'll start with the wall. - Then we'll 187 00:07:59,175 --> 00:08:00,426 throw a couple of layers of paint up, 188 00:08:00,510 --> 00:08:02,387 - and then we'll get our Lamborghinis… - Okay. Good. Uh… 189 00:08:02,470 --> 00:08:03,471 …and whatever shit you have on your vision board. 190 00:08:03,555 --> 00:08:05,598 Let me see if the lamp takes a little dent out of it. 191 00:08:05,682 --> 00:08:07,851 And here comes the pitch! 192 00:08:08,852 --> 00:08:10,854 It didn't dent the wall. 193 00:08:10,937 --> 00:08:12,438 But it did break the lamp, and that's part of it. 194 00:08:12,522 --> 00:08:14,399 - Well, that was fun. - So I'm gonna break this. 195 00:08:14,482 --> 00:08:16,359 What's all the racket down here? 196 00:08:16,442 --> 00:08:18,611 Some of us are trying to do some work here. 197 00:08:18,695 --> 00:08:19,821 - I don't know if you noticed. - Yeah, man. 198 00:08:19,904 --> 00:08:22,907 Has anybody scored on their vision board yet? 199 00:08:22,991 --> 00:08:24,868 How on earth can we score from our vision board, dude? 200 00:08:24,951 --> 00:08:26,202 - We just started. - Yeah! We've been doing this 201 00:08:26,286 --> 00:08:27,579 for, like, 30 minutes. 202 00:08:27,662 --> 00:08:30,623 Thirty minutes? I feel like I've been sleeping for a day. 203 00:08:30,707 --> 00:08:33,960 - What? - That broke bastard's bed is soft as shit. 204 00:08:34,043 --> 00:08:36,337 You think they got any beer? 205 00:08:36,421 --> 00:08:37,922 - You know what, man? - I could drink a swimming pool. 206 00:08:38,006 --> 00:08:39,424 You know what, Frank? You are a terrible foreman. 207 00:08:39,507 --> 00:08:40,508 You know what? 208 00:08:40,592 --> 00:08:41,843 - Back me up on this, Charlie. - Yeah. 209 00:08:41,926 --> 00:08:44,012 - You're out of here, dude. - I think so. You're done. 210 00:08:44,095 --> 00:08:46,472 You can't kick the foreman out. I'm the foreman. 211 00:08:46,556 --> 00:08:48,516 I tell you what to do. That's the way it works. 212 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:49,642 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 213 00:08:49,726 --> 00:08:51,311 - You're gonna tell me how it works? - Yeah. 214 00:08:51,394 --> 00:08:53,980 I watch Extreme Home Makeover. I know how it works! 215 00:08:54,063 --> 00:08:55,190 - Charlie! - What? 216 00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:59,319 That show is just a bunch of manipulation to get people to cry. 217 00:08:59,402 --> 00:09:01,905 And then they trick the viewers into buying shit! 218 00:09:01,988 --> 00:09:03,948 Buying shit? What are you talking about? 219 00:09:04,032 --> 00:09:05,283 - Yes! - That show is about 220 00:09:05,366 --> 00:09:06,784 - how awesome Sears is! - No. 221 00:09:06,868 --> 00:09:09,078 And how Sears products save people's lives! 222 00:09:09,162 --> 00:09:11,706 - It's about caring and Sears! - Hey, hey. Shh. 223 00:09:11,789 --> 00:09:14,250 You don't see Ty Pennington lose his cool, do you? 224 00:09:14,334 --> 00:09:15,919 - You want to be like him? - Yeah. 225 00:09:16,002 --> 00:09:18,630 All right. Just breathe for me. Feel what I'm doing. 226 00:09:18,713 --> 00:09:20,924 Yeah, dude. I just… I'm sorry, bro. 227 00:09:21,007 --> 00:09:23,468 - But I get very passionate about Sears. - No, I… 228 00:09:23,551 --> 00:09:26,930 I mean, Extreme Home Make… I mean, wha… 229 00:09:27,013 --> 00:09:28,723 - Helping people. - Helping people. 230 00:09:28,806 --> 00:09:30,767 - Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. - Don't stop. 231 00:09:30,850 --> 00:09:32,018 Give me a hug. 232 00:09:50,453 --> 00:09:52,205 Baseball. Huh? 233 00:09:54,749 --> 00:09:56,251 Frank, what the hell are you doing here? 234 00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:58,753 Those dickwads threw me off my own work site! 235 00:09:58,837 --> 00:10:00,755 So how's the old vision board coming? 236 00:10:00,839 --> 00:10:02,298 You getting everything you want? 237 00:10:02,382 --> 00:10:04,259 No. Actually, we just started the whole makeover process. 238 00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:05,510 Yeah. We realized the reason why 239 00:10:05,593 --> 00:10:07,762 the Juarez family hasn't achieved the American dream yet 240 00:10:07,846 --> 00:10:09,806 is because they haven't envisioned it strong enough. 241 00:10:09,889 --> 00:10:11,307 Right. So we're having them do their own vision boards. 242 00:10:11,391 --> 00:10:12,433 - Yeah. - Ah. 243 00:10:12,517 --> 00:10:13,977 Why don't you be a lamb and pass out some materials. 244 00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:15,061 - What? - Go on. Give it to me. 245 00:10:15,145 --> 00:10:17,689 Be helpful! Do something positive with your life. 246 00:10:17,772 --> 00:10:20,233 - Piece of shit. - Magazines, magazines. 247 00:10:20,316 --> 00:10:21,943 Here! Magazines. 248 00:10:22,026 --> 00:10:23,528 And cut 'em out with this? 249 00:10:23,611 --> 00:10:25,113 - Frank, Frank, Frank. - What are you looking at? 250 00:10:25,196 --> 00:10:26,865 She doesn't understand what you're saying. 251 00:10:26,948 --> 00:10:27,949 No, no. You gotta say corte. That means "cut." 252 00:10:28,032 --> 00:10:29,909 Corte! Corte! 253 00:10:31,786 --> 00:10:33,037 Oh, no! 254 00:10:33,121 --> 00:10:35,790 I am gonna blast your face off! 255 00:10:35,874 --> 00:10:38,501 - I am gonna blast your face off. - Shh! Shh! 256 00:10:38,585 --> 00:10:40,461 No one's gonna blast anything. 257 00:10:40,545 --> 00:10:42,964 No one's gonna do that. What did you say to her? 258 00:10:43,047 --> 00:10:44,966 I said what you said to say to her 259 00:10:45,049 --> 00:10:47,427 and she stabbed me in the leg with the scissors! 260 00:10:47,510 --> 00:10:49,137 - Deal with this. - All right. 261 00:10:57,479 --> 00:10:59,230 - Loco. Very loco. - Right? 262 00:11:02,442 --> 00:11:05,069 - Yeah. - Okay. Careful. Watch it. 263 00:11:05,153 --> 00:11:06,571 Um, um, um… 264 00:11:09,616 --> 00:11:11,743 - Si? That makes sense, yeah? - Si, si, si. 265 00:11:11,826 --> 00:11:13,912 - Oh, God. I'm good at this. - They got it. 266 00:11:16,831 --> 00:11:19,709 Dennis! Yo. Last-minute thing. 267 00:11:19,792 --> 00:11:21,419 Gotta have this. Brilliant idea. 268 00:11:21,503 --> 00:11:23,087 - We need a project for 'em, dude. - Huh? 269 00:11:23,171 --> 00:11:25,548 So, we got ourselves a little Mexican girl here. 270 00:11:25,632 --> 00:11:27,509 I'm thinking, well, what does a little Mexican girl love 271 00:11:27,592 --> 00:11:28,760 more than anything else in the world? 272 00:11:28,843 --> 00:11:31,304 - Mmm. Tacos. - Tacos, buddy! 273 00:11:31,387 --> 00:11:34,015 So, why not make for her a taco bed? 274 00:11:34,098 --> 00:11:36,059 - You know what I mean? - Okay! 275 00:11:36,142 --> 00:11:38,561 She gets to be in a taco every day. So, okay. 276 00:11:38,645 --> 00:11:40,855 I got yellow sheets. That's cheese. Green, guacamole. 277 00:11:40,939 --> 00:11:42,982 - Uh, red pillow for salsa. - Okay. Uh-huh. 278 00:11:43,066 --> 00:11:45,026 I got cute little brown PJs so that she gets to feel 279 00:11:45,109 --> 00:11:46,778 - like ground meat while she's sleeping. - Ah. She's the ground meat 280 00:11:46,861 --> 00:11:47,862 - in the middle. - She's the ground meat! 281 00:11:47,946 --> 00:11:48,947 I like that, man. That's a good idea. 282 00:11:49,030 --> 00:11:50,365 That's good. Uh-oh. 283 00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:53,535 Uh, hey, what is this, um, blowtorch for, man? 284 00:11:53,618 --> 00:11:55,620 Well, that's a propane torch. That thing's badass, man. 285 00:11:55,703 --> 00:11:56,788 - Yeah? - It's like a flamethrower. 286 00:11:56,871 --> 00:11:58,957 Okay. But what function is it gonna serve? 287 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,959 It's for the renovation, man. It's for the controlled burns. 288 00:12:01,042 --> 00:12:03,086 I don't think they do controlled burns. 289 00:12:03,169 --> 00:12:05,755 Are you kidding me? Bro, they definitely do controlled burns on the… 290 00:12:05,839 --> 00:12:06,840 - They do it off screen. - Off screen! 291 00:12:06,923 --> 00:12:08,258 You know what I mean? Yeah. How do you think they tear down 292 00:12:08,341 --> 00:12:09,801 an entire wall so quickly? They burn it up. 293 00:12:09,884 --> 00:12:12,345 Well, the community's got a lot to do with it. 294 00:12:12,428 --> 00:12:14,389 - It's for burning the actual rubble. - It's for tearing stuff down. 295 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:15,682 - Are you sure we need it? - They take stuff outside… 296 00:12:15,765 --> 00:12:17,433 - I'm not sure we… - Well, I'm buying it, so ring that up. 297 00:12:17,517 --> 00:12:20,103 Okay. Okay. What are we looking at here? 298 00:12:20,186 --> 00:12:22,605 That'll be $3,212.11. 299 00:12:22,689 --> 00:12:24,065 Okay. We're just gonna go ahead and put all this 300 00:12:24,149 --> 00:12:26,025 on the Extreme Home Makeover account. 301 00:12:26,109 --> 00:12:29,028 Yeah. Ring it up. 302 00:12:29,112 --> 00:12:31,114 I have no idea what you're talking about. 303 00:12:31,197 --> 00:12:33,825 Really? We're performing an extreme home makeover. 304 00:12:33,908 --> 00:12:36,119 - So do you not have a button for that? - Yeah, yeah. We're helping out 305 00:12:36,202 --> 00:12:38,121 a family in need, okay? We're gonna do some good deeds. 306 00:12:38,204 --> 00:12:39,581 You know, we got a vision board thing going. 307 00:12:39,664 --> 00:12:40,874 This is a legitimate operation here, okay? 308 00:12:40,957 --> 00:12:42,709 Yeah. This is the real deal. I got a whole taco bed… 309 00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:45,086 You know what? If you just give us the stuff, 310 00:12:45,170 --> 00:12:46,921 - we'll be on our way. - Yeah. 311 00:12:47,005 --> 00:12:49,215 I'm sorry. We don't just give stuff away. 312 00:12:49,299 --> 00:12:52,635 Okay. I don't know why you're breaking my balls here. 313 00:12:52,719 --> 00:12:55,096 Sears does this. Okay, Sears gives people stuff. 314 00:12:55,180 --> 00:12:58,766 Sears doesn't get anything out of it! Sears doesn't come in and start… 315 00:12:58,850 --> 00:13:00,477 Look, we don't have any money, okay? What are we supposed to do here? 316 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,228 I don't know what to tell you. 317 00:13:02,312 --> 00:13:05,773 If you don't have a bad credit history, you can open up a store credit card. 318 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:08,943 - Well, yeah. Yeah. - Credit card, huh? 319 00:13:11,404 --> 00:13:13,865 All right. Just go ahead and sign right there, and we're all set. 320 00:13:13,948 --> 00:13:14,949 - Now, this is smart. - Yeah. 321 00:13:15,033 --> 00:13:17,076 The first step to becoming an American, get a credit card. 322 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,454 Oh, yeah, ma. We need this guy to build up copious amounts of debt. 323 00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,080 That's the best way to build up his credit. 324 00:13:21,164 --> 00:13:22,957 We're doing him a favor here. 325 00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:24,667 And do you realize how extreme this is? 326 00:13:24,751 --> 00:13:26,753 To go from no debt to good, old-fashioned American debt? 327 00:13:26,836 --> 00:13:27,879 - That's the way to do it. - That's it. 328 00:13:27,962 --> 00:13:31,883 Plus, I've been envisioning someone else paying for this thing the entire time. 329 00:13:31,966 --> 00:13:34,135 I'm also envisioning him unloading all the shit into the car. 330 00:13:34,219 --> 00:13:36,221 - That's a great vision. - Guys, no can do. 331 00:13:36,304 --> 00:13:38,014 - We're on a very tight schedule. - Come on. But we got him here. 332 00:13:38,097 --> 00:13:41,434 Uh, by the way, does anyone know why Frank has been pointing a camera at us? 333 00:13:41,518 --> 00:13:44,521 I'll tell you why. Because I'm tired of this Secret bullshit. 334 00:13:44,604 --> 00:13:46,731 All it got me was a stab wound in the leg. 335 00:13:46,815 --> 00:13:49,484 - So I'm gonna record everything you do. - Why? 336 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,277 Because I know you're gonna fail. 337 00:13:51,361 --> 00:13:53,488 - Then I can watch it over and over again. - Oh, that's ridiculous. 338 00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:55,782 Whatever, Frank. You know, I'm glad you're getting all this on tape. 339 00:13:55,865 --> 00:13:58,326 Because then we'll have proof of how amazingly generous we're being today. 340 00:13:58,409 --> 00:13:59,661 You're gonna prove that The Secret is real. 341 00:13:59,744 --> 00:14:01,079 We are all done here, 342 00:14:01,162 --> 00:14:02,580 - so I'm gonna roll. - All right, grab him. 343 00:14:02,664 --> 00:14:04,290 - Thank you very much. - Let's go and do this. 344 00:14:04,374 --> 00:14:05,750 - Most gracias. - Good luck. 345 00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:09,003 Got the store card now. Let's go ahead and ring that up. 346 00:14:09,087 --> 00:14:11,673 I'm not sure I have the right look here. 347 00:14:11,756 --> 00:14:13,675 No, you do. You gotta start thinking 348 00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:15,301 of the tool belt as an extension of yourself. 349 00:14:15,385 --> 00:14:17,720 It needs to reflect you as an individual. Do you feel that? 350 00:14:17,804 --> 00:14:19,389 - Is that all that it is? - That's all it is, bro. 351 00:14:19,472 --> 00:14:20,473 Let me ask you a question then. 352 00:14:20,557 --> 00:14:22,392 How come you got awesome fray on your shorts? 353 00:14:22,475 --> 00:14:24,144 - I don't have that. - Well, ha, ha! 354 00:14:24,227 --> 00:14:27,147 That, sir, is because you purchased blue jean shorts, 355 00:14:27,230 --> 00:14:30,150 whereas I purchased blue jeans and cut 'em, thus the fray. 356 00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:31,526 - Oh. - It's a more authentic look. 357 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:32,735 - And then why… - I think that's what you're feeling. 358 00:14:32,819 --> 00:14:34,863 …did you cut them so high? Way higher than mine. 359 00:14:34,946 --> 00:14:38,074 I thought you might ask that. It limits restriction of leg movement. 360 00:14:38,158 --> 00:14:39,659 Oh. You're gonna get more work done 'cause you got more legroom. 361 00:14:39,742 --> 00:14:40,743 - Exactly. - You sure about that? 362 00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:41,828 Let me do a little demonstration on you. 363 00:14:41,911 --> 00:14:43,538 - Take the tool belt off for a second. - Yeah, yeah. 364 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,290 - Let me just demonstrate something. - Let's get a demo. 365 00:14:45,373 --> 00:14:48,084 Take the widest stance that you possibly can. 366 00:14:48,168 --> 00:14:50,211 - Let me see what that looks like. - Okay. Leg movement. 367 00:14:50,295 --> 00:14:51,796 - Go wide as you can. - If I'm going wide, 368 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,464 and I'm being honest with you, 369 00:14:53,548 --> 00:14:56,342 - I'm maxing out about here. - That's not bad. 370 00:14:57,844 --> 00:14:59,137 But check this out. 371 00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:01,681 Go. Go, go. 372 00:15:01,764 --> 00:15:04,225 Whoa! Any more? 373 00:15:04,309 --> 00:15:05,768 That's it. But that's pretty wide, right? 374 00:15:05,852 --> 00:15:07,479 - That is good. You know? - That's good, right? 375 00:15:07,562 --> 00:15:10,106 - And you're not getting any high ride. - I'm getting a high ride, 376 00:15:10,190 --> 00:15:13,401 but the shorts aren't preventing me from doing what I need to do. 377 00:15:13,485 --> 00:15:15,904 - And that's the shorts. - That's exactly right. 378 00:15:15,987 --> 00:15:17,322 See, your shorts, they're holding you back, man. 379 00:15:17,405 --> 00:15:18,448 That and your hips. 380 00:15:18,531 --> 00:15:20,909 But I gotta tell ya, the shorts aren't helping. 381 00:15:20,992 --> 00:15:24,746 Oh, this is really all good shit. This is like gold. 382 00:15:24,829 --> 00:15:26,414 - What are you gonna do next? - You are catching all this, right? 383 00:15:26,498 --> 00:15:27,790 - I got everything. - Oh, this is what we're gonna do next. 384 00:15:27,874 --> 00:15:29,584 Charlie, grab me that propane torch. I'm gonna burn the wall. 385 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:33,004 Let's go at it with the wrecking ball for a little while. 386 00:15:33,087 --> 00:15:34,506 - Really? - It'll be more extreme, 387 00:15:34,589 --> 00:15:36,049 - and kind of awesome. - Okay. All right. 388 00:15:36,132 --> 00:15:37,675 Let's do that then. You do the wrecking ball thing. 389 00:15:37,759 --> 00:15:39,636 Okay. Let's check this out. I'm gonna do a little introduction thing, 390 00:15:39,719 --> 00:15:40,720 then you do the wrecking ball. And then.. 391 00:15:40,803 --> 00:15:41,804 - Do you want to wear the belt? - Mmm-mmm. 392 00:15:41,888 --> 00:15:42,889 All right. I'm gonna be the only one wearing the belt? 393 00:15:42,972 --> 00:15:44,641 - Just jeans and no shirt. - Okay. 394 00:15:44,724 --> 00:15:46,392 Can I see the stance again? 395 00:15:46,476 --> 00:15:47,477 Yeah. 396 00:15:49,646 --> 00:15:53,900 - That… I can go lower. - Bro, that is badass. 397 00:15:56,486 --> 00:15:59,030 - All right. - Is yours wedged in too? 398 00:15:59,113 --> 00:16:00,573 Mine is completely wedged in. 399 00:16:00,657 --> 00:16:02,992 We can't even get anything past the surface of this thing. 400 00:16:03,076 --> 00:16:05,245 Yeah. There's like a hard surface past the thin surface. 401 00:16:05,328 --> 00:16:06,996 You know, I was envisioning 402 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:10,041 this being a lot easier than it's turning out to be. 403 00:16:10,124 --> 00:16:13,837 - Use the blowtorch. - Great. It's time. 404 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,505 - No. Hang on a second. - Let me grab the flame. 405 00:16:15,588 --> 00:16:18,132 - He's absolutely right. - I think I know what the problem is. 406 00:16:18,216 --> 00:16:20,385 Look, I'm the one who watches Home Makeover. I think I know 407 00:16:20,468 --> 00:16:21,928 - what we're not doing right here. - What? 408 00:16:22,011 --> 00:16:23,388 We haven't brought the neighborhood in yet. 409 00:16:23,471 --> 00:16:26,391 Absolutely great idea. Bring the neighbors in. 410 00:16:26,474 --> 00:16:27,851 Oh, my neighbors are great. 411 00:16:29,477 --> 00:16:32,021 Yo. Hey, come here. 412 00:16:48,788 --> 00:16:51,040 - So did the neighborhood rob us? - Oh, oh! 413 00:16:51,124 --> 00:16:52,667 Yeah, Charlie. 414 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,669 - And they took my goddamn tool belt! - I could not have anticipated… 415 00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:57,046 You want to talk into the camera and cry? 416 00:16:57,130 --> 00:16:58,756 You invaded our face with that camera, man! 417 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,259 All right. You know what? Just… 418 00:17:01,342 --> 00:17:03,219 Get me the flamethrower. I'm so sick of this wall. 419 00:17:03,303 --> 00:17:05,763 - I want to burn it up now! - Okay, it's time. 420 00:17:05,847 --> 00:17:07,974 Okay, there's also a fire extinguisher too. 421 00:17:08,057 --> 00:17:09,267 - Great. - I think we should use this, man. 422 00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:10,518 - Yeah. - Okay. 423 00:17:10,602 --> 00:17:11,936 So here's how this is gonna go down. 424 00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:14,981 I will light a fire on the wall. Charlie, have that extinguisher ready, 425 00:17:15,064 --> 00:17:18,109 'cause I don't want the fire to spread past the parameters of this wall. 426 00:17:18,193 --> 00:17:20,153 I will create a parameter. 427 00:17:20,236 --> 00:17:22,113 - The only safe way to do this, okay? - It'll be perfectly safe. 428 00:17:22,197 --> 00:17:24,574 Then once the wall's all weakened, 429 00:17:24,657 --> 00:17:27,494 we're gonna kick it to pieces, smash it, take the rubble outside and burn that too. 430 00:17:27,577 --> 00:17:29,954 And then I'll put it out with this. Perfect. 431 00:17:30,038 --> 00:17:31,789 - And then I'll get started on my taco bed. - That sounds good. 432 00:17:31,873 --> 00:17:34,292 - Okay. - Hey, hey, before you do that, 433 00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:37,795 why don't you open that window and get a nice back draft? 434 00:17:38,922 --> 00:17:40,548 Now he wants to start helping us. 435 00:17:40,632 --> 00:17:42,717 That's the first sensible thing you've said all day, Frank. 436 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,970 It's extreme, just like we are. Charlie, go crank open a window. 437 00:17:46,054 --> 00:17:48,765 Let's get a back draft going. Frank, you ready? 438 00:17:48,848 --> 00:17:53,144 I've never been ready for anything more in my entire life! 439 00:17:53,228 --> 00:17:56,564 Well, all right. Let's do this. 440 00:17:59,150 --> 00:18:00,151 Well, Mac, 441 00:18:00,235 --> 00:18:03,738 I think we have successfully pulled off one extreme makeover. 442 00:18:03,822 --> 00:18:06,241 Yeah. I love their eyes. 443 00:18:06,324 --> 00:18:09,327 Now while we wait, I was thinking we expose them 444 00:18:09,410 --> 00:18:11,579 to some good, old-fashioned American cinema. 445 00:18:11,663 --> 00:18:12,997 - Oh. - Apocalypto. 446 00:18:13,081 --> 00:18:15,375 They can learn about how their ancestors used to be savages, 447 00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:17,544 until Mel Gibson and the Catholics came in 448 00:18:17,627 --> 00:18:19,796 - and saved everybody. - Oh! 449 00:18:19,879 --> 00:18:21,047 - Oh, hey, Frank. - Hey, Frank. 450 00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:23,466 Hey, you're just in time. Why don't you point that video camera 451 00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:26,010 at the new and improved Juarez family. 452 00:18:26,094 --> 00:18:29,556 Whoa. They look freaky as shit. 453 00:18:29,639 --> 00:18:31,558 Wait till you get a load of their ancestors. 454 00:18:31,641 --> 00:18:33,601 Uh, pop a squat, bro, 'cause we're gonna watch a sweet-ass flick. 455 00:18:33,685 --> 00:18:35,770 Oh, no. I got something better to do. 456 00:18:35,854 --> 00:18:37,355 Bag 'em and bring 'em with us. 457 00:18:37,438 --> 00:18:38,773 Come on. Yes, let's go. 458 00:18:38,857 --> 00:18:42,861 In fact, bag yourselves, too, because I want this to be a surprise. 459 00:18:42,944 --> 00:18:43,945 - Okay. - All right. 460 00:18:45,822 --> 00:18:47,073 - Come on. Right this way. - Frank. 461 00:18:47,157 --> 00:18:48,741 - Keep walking straight. - God damn it. 462 00:18:48,825 --> 00:18:51,077 - It's hard to breathe in these bags. - Straight, straight, straight. 463 00:18:51,161 --> 00:18:52,704 Okay. Hold it right here. 464 00:18:52,787 --> 00:18:55,623 All right. Excuse me. Please, come over here, the family. 465 00:18:55,707 --> 00:18:57,709 I want you on this side. All right. 466 00:18:57,792 --> 00:18:58,835 My head is sweating like shit, Frank! 467 00:18:58,918 --> 00:19:01,129 All right. Take the bags off. 468 00:19:02,672 --> 00:19:04,382 - Whoa! - Whoa! You got… 469 00:19:04,465 --> 00:19:05,758 You got a bus, just like in the show! 470 00:19:05,842 --> 00:19:07,677 It's all about the reveal. Ready? 471 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:11,472 - Okay, yeah. - One, two, three! 472 00:19:11,556 --> 00:19:14,058 Move that bus! 473 00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:31,951 Whoo! 474 00:19:35,288 --> 00:19:36,998 Unbelievable. 475 00:19:37,081 --> 00:19:41,878 I cannot believe the judge made me give my mansion to the Juarez family. 476 00:19:41,961 --> 00:19:43,922 I can't believe their name isn't Juarez. 477 00:19:44,005 --> 00:19:45,381 - Was anyone else surprised by that? - It was a shocker. 478 00:19:45,465 --> 00:19:47,383 It's a broken system we got here. 479 00:19:47,467 --> 00:19:48,551 It's a broken system. 480 00:19:48,635 --> 00:19:50,220 But at least we managed to avoid arson charges, right? 481 00:19:50,303 --> 00:19:51,554 - Boom. - That's good. Yeah. 482 00:19:51,638 --> 00:19:53,181 Frank, I guess you're right. The Secret's bullshit. 483 00:19:53,264 --> 00:19:55,099 - Yeah. - You try to help people, 484 00:19:55,183 --> 00:19:57,352 and you just wind up getting screwed.