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Well, this is
an interesting development.

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This is not good.
You think maybe he's just vacationing?

3
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No. Charlie, there's blocks in front and in
back of his tires. He's not going anywhere.

4
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Yeah. This guy's
planted himself here.

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And I tell you what, once all the other R.V.
Folks see what this R.V. guy is doing,

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they're gonna start parking their
R.V.'s on our street. Shit.

7
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We're gonna be staring down the
barrel of a shantytown situation.

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Oh, my God. Who just takes their vehicle and
parks in someone's, you know, street...

9
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and says, “This is my street.
I'm gonna live here now 'cause I'm poor”?

10
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I'll tell you who.
New poor. What?

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Ever since the recession hit, waves
of new people are suddenly broke.

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These people have no idea
how to live without money.

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They're what's called “new poor.”
We're old poor.

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Yeah, they could stand to learn
a lesson or two from us,

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because we would never take our homelessness
and shove it down everybody's face.

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Have some class
if you're gonna be poor!

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All right. Let's get this guy out
of here, send him a message.

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Let's do it. Right.
Let's slash his tires.

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Well, not that though, because then he can't leave.
That doesn't make any sense.

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Well, you start putting plans under microscopes,
nothing's gonna make sense, all right?

21
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Lots of things make sense. Slashing someone's
tires so that they leave makes no sense.

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You gonna put everything I say under a microscope, bud?
It's a stupid idea, Charlie.

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I'm sorry.
You have a better plan?

24
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Dee! Sharpest item in the bar!
I need it now! Let's go!

25
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Whoa. What the hell's
going on over here?

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Oh, Frank's
trying to kill himself.

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Is he all right?
Frank, are you all right?

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Don't try to stop me.
Oh, my God.

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- Oh, so he's alive.
- I lost all my money in a Ponzi scheme, Charlie. I'm broke!

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His neck is so thick,

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I feel like he's just gonna swing and
dangle around for a really long time.

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That's what it is!
Let's cut him down.

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Frank, it's not gonna work for you.
Your neck's too thick, buddy.

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- Tie a chair to me.
- Times are tough, huh?

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Shit.

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This is terrible.

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What? What are you talking about?
What is terrible?

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If you're looking for a better steak in an
arcade setting, you are shit out of luck.

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I'm talking about eating out all the time.
It's a business expense, Frank.

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It's only fair that the upper management
of the bar get together to talk shop...

41
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over top-notch steak
and some video games.

42
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make it run as efficiently
as the government.

43
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Mmm! Yeah.
Cut out the steak dinners.

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We're not cutting out the steak dinners,
so just hold your horses on that one.

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If anything, we should be talking about bonuses.
Let's talk bonuses. Good idea.

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Bonuses? Yeah!

47
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You run the business into the
ground, and you want bonuses?

48
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Frank, don't be a moron. You start cutting
bonuses, you're gonna lose your top guys.

49
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You gotta separate the wheat
from the chaff somehow. Yeah.

50
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These dudes are all chaff. Right?
Yeah- Well, no. We're all wheat.

51
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No, We're chaff. No, We're not.
We're- We're wheat.

52
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Why would you want to be wheat?
Why would you ever want to be chaff?

53
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Well, who wants to be- Okay,
I'll be chaff, you be wheat.

54
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You two idiots have no
business sense whatsoever!

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We have no business sense?
He's the one dangling from a noose 10 minutes ago.

56
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That's a good point.

57
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Let's start streamlining right now.
Frank, you're out. You're fired.

58
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Oh! You just got
squeezed out, bitch!

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Oh, I'm squeezed out?
Uh-huh.

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Well, let's see how far
you two idiots get...

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without Frank Reynolds bailing
you out every five minutes!

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- I'm outta here!
- I'm comfortable being chaff if you want to be wheat.

63
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Okay, man, whatever.

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You're firing us?

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Well, first we're gonna give you the
opportunity to defend your jobs.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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All right. I appreciate
the opportunity, fellas.

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- I'm on it! Whoo!
- Good. Show us what you do around here, Charlie.

69
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- Hoo-woo-woo-woo!
- Oh, come on! This is bullshit!

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I shouldn't have to
defend my job to you!

71
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Dee, we don't know what it is that you do around here.
You don't seem to do anything.

72
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Me? Come on!
I do a shitload!

73
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Why don't you make us a drink?

74
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Fine. I'll crack you
open a beer.

75
00:04:02,950 --> 00:04:04,660
No, no, no.
Not a beer.

76
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Something you have to mix.

77
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But this bottle
is cold-activated.

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I mean, look at it.
Doesn't that look delicious?

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It does look delicious,
but mix me a drink.

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But the mountains, they've turned blue.
Mojito me, please.

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A refreshing mojito would do.
Nobody orders a mojito in this bar.

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So you can't make a mojito?
Of course I can make a mojito!

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Then make one. Fine!
One mojito coming up, gentlemen.

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I quit.

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Goddamn it! Shit!

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I was really looking forward
to firing her. Me too.

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Okay, boys,
let's talk rat traps, okay?

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Huh?
I need money.

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Huh? The guys were being
total knobs, so I quit.

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Also, you're really behind on my rent and
they're threatening to evict me, so... money.

91
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What part of “I am broke”
don't you guys understand?

92
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I tried to hang myself.
No more bailouts!

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Well, what am I supposed to do?
Not my problemo.

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What's with the briefcase?

95
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I'm gonna start a new business.

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I created an empire before,
and I can do it again.

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Huh. You are really good at making money.
Okay, I'm in.

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What are you talking about?
What value are you to me?

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I'm desperate,
so I'll do anything.

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Okay, that's good.
Are you willing to destroy your credit?

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It's never really been a problem before.
That's good. Hold that.

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We're gonna take out a big loan in
your name and get an office. Great.

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Okay, let's go.

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All right,
that's the rain water barrels.

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Now let's talk about the trash. What do I do with the trash?
How do I dispose of the trash?

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I don't know. We disposed of the
trash in the Dumpster last night.

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What are you doing with it?
I am taking it to the furnace.

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- We have a furnace?
- Absolutely. Where do you think the heat comes from?

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You burn the trash in the furnace?
This bar runs on trash.

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This bar is totally green
that way.

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How is burning trash green?

112
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Uh, because I'm recycling the
trash into heat for the bar.

113
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And lots of smoke for the bar. I'm giving the
bar the good smoky smell that we all like.

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The bar smells like trash.

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That's the exact opposite
of green, Charlie.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Well, I could put the trash into a landfill
where it's gonna stay for millions of years,

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or I could burn it up and get a
nice, smoky smell in here...

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and let that smoke go into the
sky where it turns into stars.

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That doesn't sound right, but I don't
know enough about stars to dispute it.

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It's right. No, it's not right.
All right, are we almost done?

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No, we're not done.
I got one more piece of business. What is it?

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Lastly, before I open
the bar in the morning,

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I always make sure
to turn on the Coors sign,

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let people know we got iced delicious
Coors in the bar, you know,

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and then, uh,
that's the last thing I do.

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OI' Charlie's done
a lot of work around here.

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Charlie, that sign does
not say “Coors.” Eh?

129
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Goddamn it. Come outside!
Come outside! Come outside!

130
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Goddamn it. Come outside

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Closed!
It says “closed, ” Charlie!

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Okay. Yeah, right.
I can see that now.

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But, you know, you can't really
read it from the inside.

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You can't read it
from the outside!

135
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You know what? Forget it.
I can read it!

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Are we done with this?
Have we gone through everything?

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Well, that was the last thing that I do, sure.
Okay, great. You're fired!

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No, come on.
You're not firing me.

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Yeah. Yeah.
No way!

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Oh, I'm sorry!
Oh, really?

141
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So you're gonna throw all the
trash in the furnace yourselves.

142
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And you're gonna filter the
rainwater barrel all by yourselves.

143
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And I suppose you're gonna fiddle with the
electricity every day all by yourselves...

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and siphon it from all
around the neighborhood.

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No. We're gonna call a trash man,
an electrician, and a plumber...

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and not turn the closed sign
on when the bar is open!

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No, God! What is this?

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Are you kidding me?
This is what I was talking about.

149
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We are gonna have a
shantytown here in no time.

150
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Shit! Goddamn it!

151
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Honey, I'm home!

152
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Feast your eyes on the new
headquarters of Reynolds and Reynolds.

153
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Frank and I
are starting a business.

154
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We sublet our apartments.
We're living in here.

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- Wait a second. You subletted our apartment?
- Yeah.

156
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Well, what the hell, dude?
I don't know if I can live in a trailer, man.

157
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You don't have to, Charlie.
It's kinda tight in there already.

158
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Well, hang on a second, bro.
We're good in tight spaces. I'll make it work.

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I'm sorry, Charlie.
What do you mean, you're sorry?

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There's no room at the inn.
You kidding me, dude? You kidding me?

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Unbelievable! So now I'm reduced to
sleeping in the bar! Oh, hell no!

162
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No, no, no. You're not gonna
be sleeping in the bar.

163
00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,859
Where am I gonna live?
On the streets? It's a recession.

164
00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,694
Times are tough. Yeah.
You'll bounce back, buddy.

165
00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:09,280
Aw, come on, man.
Can I at least live with you guys?

166
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We're not in the business of giving out
handouts, Charlie. We're not the government.

167
00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:16,954
Frankly, I'm a little embarrassed that you would ask.
Yeah, it's a little gauche.

168
00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:18,748
You guys are boning me, man.

169
00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:21,792
I tell you what, why don't you and
I hit D&B's and talk bonuses?

170
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Yeah. All right. Dennis, why don't
you go ahead and lock that door.

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You don't have
to lock the door.

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Go ahead and lock him out.
Keep out the riffraff.

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You don't have to lock the door.
You don't have to add insult to injury. I'm gonna be fine.

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That's locked?
Yeah.

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- I got plenty of places to go.
- No, you don't!

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Okay, Frank, tell me about this
business scheme you're cooking up.

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Give me your shoe.
My shoe?

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Hand over your shoe.
All right.

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Observe.

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Wait. No, no, no-
Oh- Aw, come on, man!

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That's a $200 shoe!

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Look at that.
What are you doing?

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Feast your eyes
on your new business.

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Knives.

185
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You want me to sell knives door-to-door?
No. You're selling vacuums.

186
00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:05,002
I'm sorry. I took out
a high-interest loan...

187
00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:08,923
to invest in a door-to-door knife
and vacuum-selling business?

188
00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:11,133
Not just any vacuum.
This is wet vac.

189
00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,135
Commercial power for the home.

190
00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:16,847
This'll get a red wine stain
out of anything. Look.

191
00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:19,725
Oh, goddamn it!

192
00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:22,686
Check it out, Deandra.

193
00:09:23,687 --> 00:09:26,357
All right,
this baby is powerful!

194
00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:30,945
Now, cover your ears
because it has no muffler!

195
00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:33,572
- Oh!

196
00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,848
Ah! Oh, that's good merlot.

197
00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:01,475
Yeah. That's good merlot.
You're gonna want to keep those coming.

198
00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,477
It might be cheaper if youse
went with a bottle of wine...

199
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,354
instead of chugging
the individual glasses.

200
00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:08,816
Mmm. Yeah, maybe leave the judgment
back in the kitchen 'cause...

201
00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:11,402
There's a little bit of a look of judgment
on your face. Just go grab them and...

202
00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:13,571
Okay, no problem. All right.
Okay. Thank you.

203
00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:14,905
Great!
Oh, she's terrific.

204
00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:17,032
I like her. Yeah, she's a cutie.
All right, listen, Mac.

205
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,535
I did bring you here for a
specific reason, okay? Hmm?

206
00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:23,080
I got an idea for a stimulus plan for the
bar that's gonna blow your freakin' mind.

207
00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,707
Stimulus plan? A stimulus plan.
You want to hear it?

208
00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:26,959
Lay it on me, bro.
Take a look around you right now.

209
00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:31,297
Now, at a time where businesses are simply
failing left and right, who's thriving?

210
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:34,800
Dave & Buster's. Dave & Buster's is thriving.
Why do you think that is?

211
00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:38,012
I don't know. Video games?
Video games are definitely a big part of it.

212
00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:41,765
I want you to do me a favor. Break down for
me what I'm holding in my hand right now.

213
00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:44,143
Ah, that is
a Dave & Buster's Power Card.

214
00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:48,439
Yes. Now, does your Dave & Buster's card
work at any other similar establishments?

215
00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:50,274
Like, say, a T.G.I. Fridays?

216
00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:53,694
Mine does not, and believe me, I've tried
at several locations. No, it doesn't.

217
00:10:53,777 --> 00:10:57,448
Yeah, 'cause I've actually been with you on
many of those occasions where you've tried.

218
00:10:57,573 --> 00:11:00,367
Right. I don't think I've tried it enough.
I think you have.

219
00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,661
Because clearly, at this point, you should've
realized that it doesn't work anywhere else.

220
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:05,247
There's one in Franklin Mills I haven't tried.
I feel like that could maybe work.

221
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:08,417
It's not gonna work there either. Let's move past that.
I'm trying to make a point here.

222
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,377
When you come to Dave & Buster's
you spend your real money,

223
00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,379
but you leave with
Dave & Buster's money.

224
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,256
That gives you incentive to
come back to Dave & Buster's...

225
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,258
'cause it's the only place
where your money works.

226
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,887
I think that's brilliant.
Maybe we should take a page out of D&B's book.

227
00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:22,598
And try the card at the Friday's
out in the northeast...

228
00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:25,059
No, you son of a bitch.
We're way past that at this point.

229
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:27,061
I don't understand why you
can't grasp that point.

230
00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:29,939
It doesn't work anywhere else.
It's only gonna work here.

231
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:32,858
All right. I'm- I'm getting all worked up.
Okay? This is- Let's...

232
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,778
I'm proposing that we print
our own currency, okay?

233
00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:37,738
Make our own money?
Yes!

234
00:11:37,821 --> 00:11:41,533
We call it Paddy's Dollars. Now we distribute
that out to people for free initially.

235
00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:44,578
Then they become customers, and
then they bring in new customers.

236
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:47,998
And then once they're in, they have to
use real dollars to buy Paddy's Dollars.

237
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:51,001
That's exactly right, and that
stimulates our own internal economy.

238
00:11:51,126 --> 00:11:53,712
Yeah, yeah, dude! That's a great plan!
Then afterwards, we'll go out to Fox Chase...

239
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,506
and use the Power Card
at that Friday's out there.

240
00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:58,384
Yeah, yeah, yeah! No, we won't.
You can though.

241
00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:06,308
Look, Mom, um, I've kinda
came on some hard times...

242
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,602
with the economy
and everything.

243
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,230
I got no place to go
and everything, so...

244
00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,857
I was figuring maybe I should move back
into my old room for a little while...

245
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,901
till I get back up on my feet.

246
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:19,446
Mmm, well, I don't think
that's gonna work out, Charlie.

247
00:12:19,571 --> 00:12:22,366
Why not? I had to sublet
your room to Uncle Jack.

248
00:12:22,449 --> 00:12:24,451
Is that why he's here?

249
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:27,371
Hey, Charlie.
Times are tough.

250
00:12:27,454 --> 00:12:30,082
And the economy is so bad...

251
00:12:30,165 --> 00:12:34,003
I needed to get more money in in
order to make the house payments.

252
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,046
What are you talking about?
You don't make house payments.

253
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,549
You own this house. You've owned it for years.
Mom, that's crazy.

254
00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:40,843
- You collect Social Security.
- I need money.

255
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,929
You can share the room
with me, Charlie.

256
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,681
That's a great idea!

257
00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:48,309
- That is not a great idea.
- Well, why not?

258
00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:49,685
It'll be fun.

259
00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:52,646
You know, you and me
palling around, getting nuts,

260
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,356
doing crazy, fun things.

261
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:58,569
I'm not doing any kind of things that
you want me to do with you, Uncle Jack.

262
00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:01,322
No, it's- it's stuff
that relatives do.

263
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:05,743
- We'll share the room, Charlie.
- I don't want to share the room with you, dude, because I...

264
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:10,331
I will spend the whole night wide awake like
when I was a kid and you tried to share my room.

265
00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:12,416
You ever seen wrestling
on television?

266
00:13:12,499 --> 00:13:14,418
I am well aware
of what wrestling is.

267
00:13:14,501 --> 00:13:16,837
It's just not what uncles
do to their nephews.

268
00:13:18,505 --> 00:13:19,840
I'm out of here.

269
00:13:19,923 --> 00:13:22,634
Hey, I'll call you later.
I know you will.

270
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,845
Just grab any knife?

271
00:13:24,928 --> 00:13:27,139
Just the sharpest one
in the kitchen.

272
00:13:27,222 --> 00:13:31,226
All right, now when I out
through the shoe and make the sale,

273
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:34,271
you suggest casually that we have
a drink to celebrate. Right.

274
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:36,899
And? Then I drop a little
wine on the carpet,

275
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:39,902
grab the wet vac, and then call
it a deal, whatever. Zing-0.

276
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,653
This is the best knife I own.

277
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,697
Oh. Oh. All right. Mmm.

278
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,325
Well, if that's
the best you have...

279
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:50,621
All right, now pretend that this
shoe is an unboned chicken...

280
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:53,332
and you're gonna cook it tonight
and make a tasty dinner...

281
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,584
that's gonna smell all through
the house like cooked chicken.

282
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,878
Actually, I'm vegan.
Okay.

283
00:13:57,961 --> 00:14:01,423
Then pretend this shoe
is whatever you people eat.

284
00:14:01,548 --> 00:14:03,634
Maybe it is a shoe.
Nice one.

285
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:06,887
Watch the way your knife cuts.

286
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:11,100
Mmm. Oh, it's just flopping around.
Oh, shoot. I-It, you know, doesn't...

287
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,977
Shit's not even making a dent
in the leather.

288
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,772
This knife is a piece of crap.
Mm-hmm.

289
00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:20,442
Oh.
Now take a look at our knife.

290
00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:23,028
Beautiful pressed steel... Oh.

291
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,989
With a nice,
razor-sharp edge.

292
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:31,120
Watch the way this knife blasts
through this shoe with one motion.

293
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,664
Uh-huh.
Owww!

294
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:37,000
Ohh! Ohh!
Is this part of the whole thing?

295
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,628
Oh, I cut myself!
Ohh! it's a deep cut!

296
00:14:39,711 --> 00:14:42,297
Ohh! Ohh!
I see your bones!

297
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,508
- It's a deep cut!
- I'll get you a towel! I'll get you a towel!

298
00:14:44,591 --> 00:14:48,011
- Oh, Frank!
- It's okay. It's all right. I got Band-Aids in my bag.

299
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,681
I just- I need
your bathroom, that's all

300
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,683
Okay. All right.
I'll just get my bag. Okay.

301
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,685
Ohh! Okay.
But...

302
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,520
Eew.
Is he gonna be okay, 'cause...

303
00:14:56,603 --> 00:14:59,523
Yeah. Yeah, no, no.
He's gonna be fine, Beth. Don't worry.

304
00:14:59,606 --> 00:15:01,817
I tell you what- Why don't you
and I have a glass of wine.

305
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:05,237
Just bring it down a little bit, huh?
I don't drink in the morning.

306
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,157
Yeah, me neither.
Oh, uh...

307
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,950
Oh, shoot!
Oh!

308
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,577
Oh, I'm missing it!
Hey!

309
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,078
Oh, no!
You're doing that on purpose!

310
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:16,957
I'm trying to prove a point here, Beth, okay?
Hmm? I-I don't...

311
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,042
[ Stumbling, Crashing]
I'm gonna...

312
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:22,588
Okay, I-
Yeah. Oh, boy.

313
00:15:30,053 --> 00:15:32,931
Goddamn it!

314
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,350
- These Paddy's Dollars look great bro.
- Yeah!

315
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,895
I'm really glad we went with the color.
They pop! Oh, yeah.

316
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,063
Little bit more expensive than I would've thought.
But that's worth it though.

317
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,732
That's
an old-poor move.

318
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:44,359
You take your money and put it into
something worth it, you're not tacky.

319
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,820
See, by transferring all of our
cash into these Paddy's Dollars...

320
00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:51,241
and then printing more of these babies than
we ever had in cash, we've upped our value.

321
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,701
Shit!

322
00:15:52,784 --> 00:15:55,829
Oh, goddamn it. Look.

323
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,373
Full-blown shantytown.
We're screwed.

324
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:01,001
Wait a minute. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, dude.

325
00:16:01,084 --> 00:16:04,338
There could be some
real opportunity in this.

326
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,590
Yeah? Yeah, man.
Think about this, dude.

327
00:16:06,673 --> 00:16:09,426
In recession times, what thrives
more than anything else?

328
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:12,387
Prostitutes. No- Well, yeah, that.
But that and bars.

329
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,806
Oh, and bars! Well, yeah!
Right, because people gotta drown their sorrows.

330
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,517
Get drunk!
We own a bar!

331
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,519
Yeah! So why don't we take
these Paddy's Dollars...

332
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:20,938
and just distribute them
amongst the shanties?

333
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,732
That way- Right. They buy the
booze from us with the dollars.

334
00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:27,110
Right. They run out of booze, then they
gotta buy more Paddy's Dollars from us.

335
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:29,738
Thus creating the self-sustaining
economy we've been looking for.

336
00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:31,323
It stimulates our economy.

337
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,367
That's what Dave & Buster's does.
Give me one up here.

338
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,910
Boom.
Boom!

339
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:38,080
Who wants some free money, shanties?

340
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:45,629
When people stop buying vacuum
cleaners and knives door-to-door,

341
00:16:45,712 --> 00:16:47,631
it can mean only
one thing, Deandra.

342
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:51,009
That you blew all of my money
on a very stupid idea? No!

343
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,637
Good-bye, recession,
hello, depression.

344
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:57,474
You're very lucky that you're with
somebody as resilient as Frank Reynolds.

345
00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:00,811
You've tried to off yourself two
times in the last 24 hours, Frank!

346
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:04,314
Listen, this business partner of mine called.
He's got a great plan.

347
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,441
This is the man
who's gonna make us rich.

348
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,693
This is the man?
Yes.

349
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:10,112
This man lives in a cardboard box!
Times is tough.

350
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,822
Goddamn it.
Yo!

351
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:13,949
Hey!

352
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:15,951
Thanks for getting
down here so quick.

353
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,411
It's Charlie?
Hey, Charlie!

354
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:19,413
Charlie is
your new business partner?

355
00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:22,332
Yeah. Well, what do you want?
We're good in tight spots.

356
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,918
That's right. All right.
You ready to do this? You got it.

357
00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:26,712
Okay, let's go! Let's go!
You're the man with the plan.

358
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,755
Deandra, this is gonna work.

359
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:32,342
There we go.
Look at that.

360
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,470
- Feast your eyes.
- Here we go!

361
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,681
- What the hell is that?

362
00:17:37,764 --> 00:17:42,561
These are crabs!
Fresh, local Delaware runoff crabs.

363
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,354
Those don't look
anything like crabs.

364
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,940
Huh? Yeah, well- They
look like sea scorpions.

365
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,276
Isn't there some kind of, like,
sewage runoff around here?

366
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:53,488
Yeah, there's a pretty bad sewage runoff,
but, you know, crabs is sewage-proof!

367
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,949
And depression proof.
People gotta eat.

368
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,160
We're gonna sell these
on the street.

369
00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:00,537
- We're crab people now.
- Crab people.

370
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:01,955
We're crab people now? Yes!

371
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,457
You want us
to become crab people?

372
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:04,958
That's your new business plan?
Yeah...

373
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,878
Yeah.
I'm getting a call.

374
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:10,088
We'll live and die
by the crab, Dee!

375
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,382
We'll eat off
the fat of the sea.

376
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:15,802
Help me toss some of these babies back, 'cause
legally we're not allowed to eat those.

377
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,805
Oh, thank you very much!
Thank you. Great news!

378
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,141
Let's go!
Forget the crabs! Okay.

379
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:25,187
- Nice doing business with you.
- All right, shanty!

380
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:26,897
Enjoy it! All right.
Enjoy yourselves.

381
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,398
Boom!
Okay.

382
00:18:28,523 --> 00:18:29,816
Hey!
We did it.

383
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,027
I think we made every single one
of our Paddy's Dollars back.

384
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:35,155
You're damn right. Thus creating the
self-sustaining economy we've been looking for.

385
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,324
That's right.
How much fresh cash did we make?

386
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,284
Fresh cash?
Yes.

387
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,912
Uh, well, zero. Zero, if you're
talking about U.S. currency.

388
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:44,790
People didn't really seem
interested in spending any of that.

389
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:46,249
That's okay.

390
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,293
So when they run
out of the booze,

391
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,754
they'll come back in and they'll
have to buy more Paddy's Dollars.

392
00:18:50,837 --> 00:18:53,465
Right. That is assuming, of course, that
they will come back here and drink.

393
00:18:53,548 --> 00:18:56,593
They will because we'll
redistribute these to the shanties,

394
00:18:56,677 --> 00:19:00,222
thus ensuring them coming back
in, keeping the money moving.

395
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:03,058
Well, no, if we just redistribute these,
then people will continue to drink for free.

396
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,894
Okay.
How does this work, Mac?

397
00:19:05,977 --> 00:19:07,771
The money keeps moving
in a circle.

398
00:19:07,854 --> 00:19:11,316
But- But we don't have any money.
All we have is this.

399
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,028
How does this work, dude?
I don't know. I thought you knew.

400
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,739
I thought you- What?
I thought you were on top of this!

401
00:19:17,864 --> 00:19:20,742
You're the one that came up with the plan!
Did I come up with this plan?

402
00:19:20,867 --> 00:19:24,913
Last night, dude, with the D&B Power Card
and the- Oh, I blacked out that night.

403
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:27,332
Shit, dude! I've been following
your lead! Oh, Jesus.

404
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:31,712
Oh, shit. Okay, so we have
no money and no inventory.

405
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:34,798
There's still something we can do.
That's still a business somehow.

406
00:19:34,881 --> 00:19:38,635
How does D&B's do it? They've got a complicated system.
I cannot begin to understand it.

407
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,388
How does a self-sustaining
economy work?

408
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:46,101
I don't understand how the U.S. economy works,
much less some sort of a self-sustaining one.

409
00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:48,061
I don't understand
how finances work.

410
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,604
Shots for everybody!

411
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:54,067
The government is reimbursing me
all the money I lost!

412
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,945
I love this country!
Baby, I'm back!

413
00:19:57,070 --> 00:20:00,574
Wait, you got a bailout?
Yeah, you know it, pal!

414
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:04,494
Can you bail us out, Frank?
Because we're kind of screwed here.

415
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:07,330
I'll tell you what.
Let's discuss it over steaks and Skee-Ball.

416
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,291
Oh!
[ Laughing, Yelling ]

417
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:11,293
Hey, bailouts all around!
U.S.A.!

418
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:13,503
U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
I love this country!

419
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,505
Crab meat'!
Crab meal! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

420
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,841
- Crab meat!
- Crab meat!

421
00:20:17,924 --> 00:20:20,510
Uh, you guys don't think that you're
going to Dave & Buster's, do you?

422
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,387
Uh-
What?

423
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,308
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