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Hulk Hogan hammering away!

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Get him, Hulk!
Come on, Hulk!

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Ohh!
Hulk's the man.

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I have a question though.
What's going on with Hulk Hogan's hair?

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It's blond, and yet it's silken
like that of a Chinese man.

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Ah. Yes. That is Hulk
Hogan's signature look...

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blond Chinese hair
and the skin of a hot dog.

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It's awesome. The whole thing's
fake, but it's really awesome.

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Fake? What the hell are you talking about?
It's not fake.

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Those guys got
bashed and bloodied.

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I've seen guys get pounded in the ring.
It's still fake though.

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Charlie, Charlie.
I was there once.

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I saw a guy pick up a trash can,
smash it into a guy's head.

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- Blood went everywhere.
- Okay, what is going on here?

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Oh, yeah. Right here he's
going into a state of Hulkamania.

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When he's like this,
nothing can hurt him. Okay?

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It's like a seizure of strength.
Yeah. Yeah.

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What do we got here?
"Hey, sexy, I can't get you out of my mind."

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Who's that addressed to?
Who's Soldier of Fortune?

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He's just this guy I've been
chatting online with, whatever.

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Oh, so that would make you Desert Rose?
Yes, it would.

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Wow. What a couple of losers.

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Oh! Oh, really? Well, this loser
that you're referring to...

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happens to be an
American soldier in Iraq.

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Back it up. Don't joke about that.
I'm not joking.

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- Are you serious?
- I'm dead serious.

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And his platoon's coming home this weekend,
and we're gonna hang out together,

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so suck on that.

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I feel terrible.
You should.

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I feel terrible too, 'cause
he's gonna come back from Iraq,

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and he's gonna find out
that he's been chattin' with...

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No.
That's no good.

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There's a high
suicide rate for these guys.

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He's gonna be crushed.
This is emblematic of a bigger problem, guys.

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I don't think people are proud
to be Americans anymore.

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Not like we were in the '80s.

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In the '80s,
we were so patriotic.

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When Hogan was doing
his thing...

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and we were killing Iranians
or whatever, we were proud.

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There's no fanfare.
There's no parades. Oh, yeah.

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- Girls are tricking troops on the Internet.
- Nobody's tricking anybody.

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We gotta do something
about this,

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'cause people just aren't showing
their appreciation for these guys.

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We gotta show 'em the love.
We gotta do something.

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Let's step it up.

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Let's be the guys that do something for the troops.
Let's put on a show or something.

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- All right.
- Something with a little pizzazz.

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- Like a thank you for all your service.
- Yes!

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Something that celebrates the troops,
celebrates America, maybe celebrates us.

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I'm into that.
I know you are, dude.

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And what's the best way
to celebrate America, boys?

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Hulk Hogan is a man
possessed of a love of his country.

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah, Maniac!

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- Get up, you son of a bitch!
- Yeah, Maniac!

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Thanks, bud.
There you go.

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So I booked this venue
for Friday night.

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You got this place?
Yeah.

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I told them it was for the troops.
They gave us a discount.

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Ho-ho! That is what I'm
talking about, dude.

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People wanna support the troops.
They don't have a venue to do it.

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Yeah, how are we
gonna do that though?

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None of us knows how to wrestle.
Wrong!

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Charlie and I do. We used to do
backyard wrestling all the time, dude.

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We were an awesome tag team.
That's right. We were the Pigeon Boys.

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Pigeon Boys!

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Pigeon Boys? Doesn't sound
that cool now as an adult.

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You're right.
We gotta update it.

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Let's be eagles, dude. That's like
patriotic and fires on all cylinders.

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I feel like pigeons
are survivors though.

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I'm gonna side with Dennis
on this one, bro. Yeah.

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What do you say we get
this guy into the mix?

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— He's probably
got some experience.

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He could show us the ropes.

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Oh, um, Mr. Maniac!
Mr. Maniac!

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- Mr. Maniac, excuse me.
- Somethin' I can do for you fellas?

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Yeah. Absolutely.
That was a great show in there, man.

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That was amazing!
Great show!

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That was so awesome!
You drank your own blood.

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- You were choking the guy-
- Just trying to put on a good show.

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Oh, you did. No, no, no, no.
Let me do you a favor.

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You're good kids, you know?
Hang on. Hang on.

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What are you getting, an autograph?
No, we're good, man.

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That's all right.
We don't need an autograph.

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We're actually here for
a different- God bless you.

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- You have a good time. You know, whale away.
- This is a parking ticket.

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You bet. You have fun
with it, okay?

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Actually, sir, um...

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I don't know if this is too
forward to ask you this,

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but we're putting
on a wrestling match...

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for the troops coming home
from overseas,

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and we were thinking maybe we
can get you to wrestle in it.

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How much?

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Ooh. We haven't discussed that.
How much?

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- How much do you usually charge?
- Thirty bucks weekdays,

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50 bucks weekends.

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Is that it?
Reasonable.

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That we can do.
Reasonable.

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Yeah. Now.
Absolutely.

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Now. All right. Give him some money.
Give that to him now.

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I suppose- All right.
Oh, boy. That's okay.

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Whoa! Yo!
Deandra! Yo! Deandra!

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Yes, Frank. Yes, yes. I can hear you.
What are you doing here?

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I'm gonna use the army guy to get the
word out about the wrestling match.

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Why are you
dressed like that?

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Well, my chat name
was Desert Rose.

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So I dressed like a rose.
I'm gonna give him a rose.

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And I'm gonna play "Kiss
From a Rose" by Seal.

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I got a whole thing I'm doing here.
Can you please get out?

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Oh. The boys and I got him a
little welcome-home gift.

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Jean shorts? You bought him
a pair of jean shorts?

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Yeah.
Goddamn it, Frank.

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You guys are gonna have plenty of time to
ruin this for me at some point in the future.

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Can you please let me
get it started first?

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Hey! Desert Rose!

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It's me, Ben.

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It's so nice to finally meet
you in person, Desert Rose.

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Yeah. Oh, no!

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Because...
I'm not Desert Rose.

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I, uh- I'm a friend.

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I'm a friend of hers.
Great girl.

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Uh, she just wanted me
to come here...

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so that I could tell you...

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that she wasn't gonna be
able to show up here today.

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Oh, well, with the dress and
the rose, I thought that you...

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You thought- Yeah. Yeah.
Well, of course you thought that.

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You thought it because of
this and the- It's fine.

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Don't blame yourself.

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You're not- You're not dumb.
You just...

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Um, so-
All right, well...

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I, uh, wanna invite you
to a wrestling match.

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Oh.
And, uh, the guys...

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we all chipped in
to get you these, uh...

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Uh, this is a coming-home present.
Uh...

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There you go.

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And thank you for your service.

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No! I don't give a rat's ass
about your collection agency,

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and as for the $15 co-payment,
eat shit and die!

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Ah, shit!

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Sorry. I'm gonna
go get greased up,

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and then, uh,
I'll come back and rock on.

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Fifteen dollars?
He's upset about $15?

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Yeah.
Smashing our phone.

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Not a lot of money.
Let's move past it for now.

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Let's focus on our stuff.
Let's focus on our...

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The most important part of
our routine is the entrance.

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Yes.
Yes. Absolutely.

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Whoa!

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Ahhhh! Frank, what the
hell are you doing?

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Ahhh! It's my character.
I'm the Trash Man.

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I come out.
I throw trash all over the ring.

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And then I start
eating garbage.

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And then I pick up
the trash can...

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and I bash the guy on the head.

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Oh, that's gonna be a disaster.
No, no.

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Nobody's gonna get hurt.
I'm telling you...

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Like you said, it's all fake.

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But it has nothing
to do with the troops, Frank.

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A 60-year-old man eating trash?
Who wants to see that?

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But that's what people want.

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Hey, I got something for you.
I got a character for you.

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You can be the ref.

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I'm not gonna be the ref.
I'm a villain. Don't you see?

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Look, I got garbage, and I-

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- Oh, Frank!
- That's nasty, dude.

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Are you choking?

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- Oh, my God. -
Throw it up in the bathroom!

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- Get out of here! - Go take a break.
Go take a break.

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The troops are gonna be
very happy to see that.

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All right, let's get-
Look at this mess.

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Let's get back to it.
Charlie...

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So we're talking
about the entrances, okay?

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We got a good idea.
We got a good idea.

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They're gonna announce our name.
Birds of War.

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I love that new name.
I love it. Yeah.

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And maybe we'll do an eagle screech.
That'll be great.

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And then we'll
come out of the tunnel.

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We'll start a stomp, clap.
Stomp, clap.

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Stomp, stomp, clap.
Stomp, clap.

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And we're gonna write this great song.
It's gonna be about had badass we are.

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But tell him about the- Oh, yeah.
About how we soar through the air,

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how we live in a nest, how we like
to protect our eggs from predators.

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And our young.
We regurgitate, dude.

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Can I stop you guys for one second?
Mm-hmm.

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What you just described,

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that seems like we're singing
about the lifestyle of an eagle.

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Yeah.
Mm-hmm.

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I was under the impression that we
were presenting ourselves as birdmen,

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which, to me,
is infinitely cooler...

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than just sort of being a bird.
No, no, no, no, no.

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It's good.
We can meet in the middle though.

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We'll meet you somewhere in the middle.
That's all I ask.

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I want people to be able to see
that we're not just birds.

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Yeah.

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Hey-hey.

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Hi. Thank you for stepping
in as Desert Rose.

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Ah, no problem. I've dated a lot
of disabled men in my past.

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So- I enjoy the power.
Why aren't you wearing red?

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I was very specific about that.
I don't do red.

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Well, you look like a grape. Fine.
Then I'll be Desert Grape.

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He wasn't talking to Desert Grape.
He was talking to Desert Rose.

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That's very specific, and-
You know what? All right.

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This is what we'll do.
I'll just put this... here.

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Oh. You're sweaty. Oh. Okay.
It's humid outside.

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So, uh, which one is he?
Right behind you, in the yellow.

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Oh, Mama like.
Cute, right?

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Did he send you any dick pics?
'Cause it could be a mess down there.

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For the love of God, please
don't ask him about his dick.

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Okay. Have it your way.
I'll figure it out soon enough.

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And away we go.

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She looks ridiculous.

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Desert Rose?
Yeah.

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- Hi.
- What? What the hell?

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It feels so good
to finally hold you.

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Uh- Uh, you're-
you're biting my lip.

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Hi. Oh!
What a coincidence.

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Hey, oh- Oh. You're that girl
from the bus stop. Yes, I am.

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You guys are friends, right?

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Mm-hmm.
Not really.

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Well, tell your friend
thanks for the shorts.

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They fit great.
Yeah.

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Will do. So, what's...

224
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What's the deal
with you standing?

225
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I thought there was a
wheelchair and you were in it.

226
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Oh, no. No. I twisted my knee
getting of a plane in Germany.

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I was just trying
to stay off of it.

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It's good now.
Oh!

229
00:11:43,476 --> 00:11:46,687
Yes, it is.
Can I talk to you for a second?

230
00:11:46,813 --> 00:11:48,856
I'll be back. What? What?
What? I changed my mind.

231
00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:50,899
So move out of the way
so I can swoop in.

232
00:11:51,026 --> 00:11:54,153
Uh-uh. No changeys. What?
Artemis, I'm warning you.

233
00:11:54,237 --> 00:11:56,655
If you don't get out of the way,
I'm gonna bring out the big guns.

234
00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:59,908
Oh, hit me with your best
shot, you stupid bitch.

235
00:12:01,661 --> 00:12:03,245
Ah.

236
00:12:06,249 --> 00:12:09,084
I was looking around.
I was thinking.

237
00:12:09,169 --> 00:12:11,462
I- I brought some-
Ohh!

238
00:12:11,588 --> 00:12:13,088
Oh.
Oh.

239
00:12:13,214 --> 00:12:14,923
You just hit-
I'm sorry about that.

240
00:12:15,008 --> 00:12:16,675
Just props that I was bringing.

241
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,136
That's not a prop though.
That's sharp razor wire.

242
00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:21,263
Mr., uh, Maniac,
we were thinking...

243
00:12:21,348 --> 00:12:23,223
maybe we could go a little
bit more traditional with it.

244
00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:27,770
Just figure-four leg-locks, pile drivers, body slams.
Off the top rope, suplex...

245
00:12:27,854 --> 00:12:31,815
No, no, no. People, that old-school
bullshit, that don't play no more.

246
00:12:31,941 --> 00:12:34,860
Really? Yeah.
It's gotta be gruesome, you know?

247
00:12:34,944 --> 00:12:37,363
Those people,
they like blood, you know?

248
00:12:37,447 --> 00:12:39,365
I guess.
Well, guys like you...

249
00:12:39,449 --> 00:12:42,076
You know what?
I love you guys.

250
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:45,454
You know,
you remind me of my kids.

251
00:12:45,538 --> 00:12:47,539
You got kids, Maniac?

252
00:12:50,585 --> 00:12:53,128
Nah. Not anymore.

253
00:12:54,798 --> 00:12:56,799
What does that mean?

254
00:12:58,635 --> 00:13:00,469
All right.
We got a problem.

255
00:13:00,553 --> 00:13:02,471
What is he talking about
with his kids?

256
00:13:02,555 --> 00:13:05,140
- Did he kill his kids? Is that what happened?
- He just drifted away.

257
00:13:05,225 --> 00:13:08,227
And look at this.
I feel like he's living out of his car.

258
00:13:08,311 --> 00:13:11,105
- He's got blankets. What is that, a
pile of laundry? - Look at this, dude.

259
00:13:11,189 --> 00:13:12,981
That's just
a bucket of chestnuts.

260
00:13:13,108 --> 00:13:15,359
Who has- What?
Is he foraging for his food?

261
00:13:15,443 --> 00:13:18,487
I don't know. Why the hell would
you have a bucket of chestnuts?

262
00:13:18,571 --> 00:13:20,989
We are dealing with a legitimate maniac now.
That is clear to me.

263
00:13:21,116 --> 00:13:23,075
His mania is not confined
to the ring. Ahh!

264
00:13:23,201 --> 00:13:25,327
He kept calling you the
"N" word earlier. Yeah.

265
00:13:25,453 --> 00:13:27,496
I wasn't gonna bring that up.
I didn't wanna freak him out. Me?

266
00:13:27,622 --> 00:13:29,456
Yes. He was calling
me the "N" word?

267
00:13:29,541 --> 00:13:31,041
Yes. Every time
you turned your back.

268
00:13:31,126 --> 00:13:32,876
He was like, "You stupid 'N.
' Go get me grease, 'N."'

269
00:13:33,002 --> 00:13:34,128
"N" this, "N" that.
Why?

270
00:13:34,212 --> 00:13:36,630
I don't know.
He has a problem with black people.

271
00:13:36,756 --> 00:13:38,590
Or does he have a problem with me?
Both.

272
00:13:38,716 --> 00:13:40,884
I don't know. I don't know.
Oh, my God.

273
00:13:41,010 --> 00:13:43,720
Let's get rid of him. That's it.
How do you get rid of a guy like that?

274
00:13:43,805 --> 00:13:45,848
I don't wanna be anywhere
in the ring with that guy.

275
00:13:45,932 --> 00:13:49,518
What if we're just hype men?
We don't even go in the ring.

276
00:13:49,644 --> 00:13:51,311
Yes. We let him do the wrestling.
We do not wrestle.

277
00:13:51,438 --> 00:13:54,148
No. We gotta find someone
for him to wrestle though.

278
00:13:54,232 --> 00:13:55,482
Right. Right.

279
00:13:55,608 --> 00:13:58,986
Someone with, you know,
nothing to lose, right? Yeah.

280
00:14:02,824 --> 00:14:04,783
Cricket!
What's up, Cricket?

281
00:14:04,868 --> 00:14:07,286
- Cricket!
- No!

282
00:14:07,370 --> 00:14:09,246
Cricket, cricket,
cricket, crickety.

283
00:14:09,372 --> 00:14:11,123
What do you want from me?
We want you to wrestle...

284
00:14:11,207 --> 00:14:13,125
at a wrestling match
that we're gonna throw.

285
00:14:13,209 --> 00:14:14,877
No. How about that?

286
00:14:15,003 --> 00:14:17,754
I'm not gonna participate in your little
games and schemes. Cricket.

287
00:14:17,839 --> 00:14:19,715
It's for the troops.
Yeah.

288
00:14:19,799 --> 00:14:21,592
I don't give a shit
about the troops.

289
00:14:21,718 --> 00:14:23,510
Come on, man. Oh!
We're gonna pay you, bro.

290
00:14:23,636 --> 00:14:25,179
We're gonna pay you.
There's pay involved.

291
00:14:25,263 --> 00:14:26,972
You give a shit
about that, Cricket?

292
00:14:27,098 --> 00:14:29,308
You payin'?
Yeah, man.

293
00:14:29,392 --> 00:14:32,436
Oh, I see.
So, am I gonna get my ass kicked?

294
00:14:32,562 --> 00:14:35,397
Ah! It's wrestling.
It's all fake.

295
00:14:35,523 --> 00:14:40,068
It's relatively fake.
What happens in the ring is really up to you.

296
00:14:46,367 --> 00:14:49,161
I don't feel
we're reading as eagles.

297
00:14:49,245 --> 00:14:51,371
No, bro.
We look like assholes.

298
00:14:51,498 --> 00:14:55,000
They didn't turn out the way that I had envisioned.
I'm getting more of a chicken vibe.

299
00:14:55,084 --> 00:14:57,920
Whoo! Whoa!

300
00:14:58,046 --> 00:15:00,589
What in God's name is this about?
All right.

301
00:15:00,673 --> 00:15:03,300
Don't start. We're birdmen.
We're Birds of War.

302
00:15:03,426 --> 00:15:05,177
Birdmen.
What do you want?

303
00:15:05,261 --> 00:15:08,388
Yeah. Okay. I wanna sing "The
Star-Spangled Banner" before the match.

304
00:15:08,515 --> 00:15:10,641
Yeah. Good. Sing. We don't care.
Do whatever you want.

305
00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:12,351
Just get away. We're obviously
in the middle of something.

306
00:15:12,477 --> 00:15:13,477
Okay?
Yeah.

307
00:15:13,561 --> 00:15:15,145
Get out of here.

308
00:15:15,271 --> 00:15:17,856
Wait a second, Charlie.
Do that again. That?

309
00:15:17,982 --> 00:15:20,400
That looked pretty cool.
Maybe we can go with the chicken thing.

310
00:15:20,527 --> 00:15:22,861
The Chicken Boys.
We're not changing the song.

311
00:15:22,946 --> 00:15:26,240
We got a big problem with the Maniac.
Big problem with the Maniac.

312
00:15:26,366 --> 00:15:28,492
What did he do?
Did he kill somebody?

313
00:15:28,618 --> 00:15:31,537
Unpaid parking tickets.
Unpaid parking tickets?

314
00:15:31,621 --> 00:15:35,374
- Maniac!
- Oh, my boys. My boys.

315
00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:38,293
Ohh! Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

316
00:15:38,378 --> 00:15:42,422
You know what?
Da' Maniac loves you.

317
00:15:42,507 --> 00:15:44,883
Even with your fea- Wait, wait!
Even with your feathers!

318
00:15:44,968 --> 00:15:46,552
Aw!
I love you!

319
00:15:46,678 --> 00:15:48,554
I love you too, man.
I love you t...

320
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,098
Poor guy. I don't really love him.
I don't love him at all.

321
00:15:51,224 --> 00:15:53,850
I'm terrified of him.
Look, you guys need a wrestler now.

322
00:15:53,977 --> 00:15:56,395
We should take the Trash Man
out of retirement. No, dude!

323
00:15:56,521 --> 00:15:59,940
That is not going to happen.
But we do need a wrestler.

324
00:16:00,066 --> 00:16:02,025
I know. Guys, I'm thinking
maybe we should do it.

325
00:16:02,151 --> 00:16:05,112
Yeah. Right? We got the costumes.
We got the passion.

326
00:16:05,238 --> 00:16:07,281
We are just battling Cricket.
It's just Cricket.

327
00:16:07,365 --> 00:16:09,032
Pigeon Boys, let's do this!

328
00:16:09,158 --> 00:16:11,034
No, we're not the Pigeon Boys.
Birds of War.

329
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,411
Chicken Boys!
No.

330
00:16:12,537 --> 00:16:14,371
Are we sticking with the eagles?
Yes. We're Birds of War.

331
00:16:14,497 --> 00:16:16,582
Let's go with birdmen.
We don't even look like eagles.

332
00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:18,792
People don't know
what kind of bird we would be.

333
00:16:23,131 --> 00:16:26,842
And now the moment
you've all been waiting for.

334
00:16:26,926 --> 00:16:30,304
Introducing America's...

335
00:16:30,388 --> 00:16:33,056
most hated terrorist...

336
00:16:33,141 --> 00:16:34,766
the Talibum!

337
00:16:34,851 --> 00:16:37,561
Whoo!
A la la la la la la!

338
00:16:37,645 --> 00:16:39,271
Boo to you.

339
00:16:39,355 --> 00:16:41,815
America sucks!

340
00:16:41,899 --> 00:16:45,027
Terrorists rule!
A la la la la!

341
00:16:45,111 --> 00:16:47,529
Ladies and gentlemen,

342
00:16:47,614 --> 00:16:51,116
get ready to take flight...

343
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,119
with the Birds of War!

344
00:16:54,245 --> 00:16:56,496
Whoo!
What's up, America?

345
00:16:56,581 --> 00:16:58,832
Hey, troops!
Hey, guys!

346
00:16:58,916 --> 00:17:00,834
Drop a beat for us.
You ready?

347
00:17:00,918 --> 00:17:03,086
Stomp, clap!
Stomp, stomp, clap!

348
00:17:03,212 --> 00:17:06,381
Stomp, clap! Stomp, stomp, clap!
Come on, America!

349
00:17:06,466 --> 00:17:08,050
Come on, y'all!

350
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,839
They're not responding
to the pageantry at all.

351
00:17:47,924 --> 00:17:49,466
The whole second verse
is completely ridiculous.

352
00:17:49,550 --> 00:17:51,468
The second verse is necessary
to clarify what we are.

353
00:17:51,594 --> 00:17:53,387
We're miked. We're miked.
We're not...

354
00:17:53,513 --> 00:17:55,180
Our microphones are on.
Are they hearing this?

355
00:17:55,264 --> 00:17:58,517
- Do the routine.
- Go.

356
00:18:01,229 --> 00:18:03,313
Duck-and-roll routine!
Duck-and-roll routine!

357
00:18:03,398 --> 00:18:06,191
Whoo!

358
00:18:16,035 --> 00:18:18,787
No, no. Cut it. Cut it. Not that one.
I'm not doing that one.

359
00:18:18,871 --> 00:18:20,872
Put the tape over it.
The other song. Okay.

360
00:18:24,460 --> 00:18:27,003
a Soldier of Fortune.

361
00:18:27,088 --> 00:18:29,089
I'm your real Desert Rose.

362
00:18:29,173 --> 00:18:32,551
That strange woman you've been
hanging out with, she's an impostor.

363
00:18:35,054 --> 00:18:37,764
- Ohh!
- Yeah, bitch!

364
00:18:37,849 --> 00:18:41,059
- Ohh!
- She is a slut.

365
00:18:41,144 --> 00:18:43,395
I think you broke my nose.

366
00:18:43,479 --> 00:18:47,566
- Yeah, Talibum!
A la la la la la la! -

367
00:18:47,650 --> 00:18:50,235
- So, what do we do?
- I think it's starting.

368
00:18:50,319 --> 00:18:51,403
Yeah, all right.
Go ahead.

369
00:18:51,487 --> 00:18:53,238
Jump in the ring
and fight Cricket.

370
00:18:53,322 --> 00:18:56,575
Wooo!

371
00:18:56,659 --> 00:18:59,244
I'm gonna get a
little bit rough with you.

372
00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:01,621
Ahh!
Oh, what is that, sand?

373
00:19:01,706 --> 00:19:04,916
Oh, Jesus Christ!

374
00:19:05,001 --> 00:19:07,961
Ohh! Ahh!

375
00:19:08,045 --> 00:19:10,964
- Come on, ref. Is that even legal?
- I didn't see nothin'.

376
00:19:11,048 --> 00:19:12,966
Cricket's gone crazy, man.

377
00:19:13,092 --> 00:19:15,302
We can't let the Talibum win.
All right, I got him.

378
00:19:15,386 --> 00:19:19,139
Cricket, you son of a bitch.
You think you're so tough, huh? Ahh!

379
00:19:19,223 --> 00:19:21,057
Stop throwing sand!
Stop!

380
00:19:21,142 --> 00:19:23,310
Come on, bitch.
You want some?

381
00:19:23,394 --> 00:19:25,604
If I come in there, you're just
gonna throw sand in my eyes,

382
00:19:25,688 --> 00:19:27,272
so I'm gonna run away.

383
00:19:27,356 --> 00:19:31,067
Ohh! A la la!
America sucks!

384
00:19:31,152 --> 00:19:33,236
Terrorists rule! Yeah!

385
00:19:33,362 --> 00:19:34,946
Oh!

386
00:19:35,031 --> 00:19:37,282
- He got me.
- The Trash Man.

387
00:19:37,366 --> 00:19:39,868
He got me with the can.
Stop. Stop.

388
00:19:39,952 --> 00:19:41,870
Ah, shit.
Did I get you, Cricket?

389
00:19:41,996 --> 00:19:44,623
Ohh!

390
00:19:44,707 --> 00:19:46,750
Must've had an edge.

391
00:19:48,336 --> 00:19:50,670
Oh.

392
00:19:56,677 --> 00:20:00,347
Something in my eye.
Ah! No.

393
00:20:00,431 --> 00:20:02,224
Oh, God.

394
00:20:18,991 --> 00:20:21,451
I knew this shit wasn't fake.

395
00:21:10,418 --> 00:21:11,418
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