1 00:00:02,264 --> 00:00:03,931 Dee. Dee. Dee. Dee. 2 00:00:04,016 --> 00:00:05,933 Sweet Dee. Sweet Dee. Sweet Dee. Sweet Dee. Hey! 3 00:00:06,018 --> 00:00:07,727 Sweet Dee. Sweet Dee. Sweet Dee. Sweet Dee. Sweet Dee. 4 00:00:07,853 --> 00:00:09,270 What? Hey. 5 00:00:09,396 --> 00:00:11,105 Hey- Oh- What the hell is this? 6 00:00:11,190 --> 00:00:12,774 Oh, yeah. 7 00:00:12,858 --> 00:00:15,109 - Uh-oh. - And so it begins. 8 00:00:15,194 --> 00:00:17,403 - Mmm. - What are you talking about? I got a cat. So what? 9 00:00:17,529 --> 00:00:21,949 Congratulations, Dee. You've begun your transformation into crazy cat lady. 10 00:00:22,034 --> 00:00:24,452 I didn't begin a transformation. I just- I just got a cat... 11 00:00:24,536 --> 00:00:26,454 'cause I wanted something to hang out with. 12 00:00:26,538 --> 00:00:28,790 I don't have, you know, a roommate or anything, 13 00:00:28,874 --> 00:00:31,167 and I don't really have anyone to talk to, so I... 14 00:00:31,251 --> 00:00:33,670 If you listen to yourself, you would realize you're only strengthening our argument. 15 00:00:33,796 --> 00:00:35,838 What do you want? We need a big bowl for popcorn. 16 00:00:35,923 --> 00:00:37,757 - Yeah! - Mac and Dennis movie night! 17 00:00:37,841 --> 00:00:39,717 Whoosh! Tuesday night's movie night! 18 00:00:39,802 --> 00:00:41,302 We're doing Predator again. 19 00:00:41,387 --> 00:00:43,137 You guys don't have a bowl? Um... 20 00:00:43,263 --> 00:00:47,100 We don't have a big one, no. Not a big enough one for what we need, Dee. 21 00:00:47,226 --> 00:00:48,976 All right! Be careful! Come on! 22 00:00:49,103 --> 00:00:50,520 These cups suck. You serious? 23 00:00:50,604 --> 00:00:52,105 Yeah. Oh! Bingo. 24 00:00:52,189 --> 00:00:53,648 Yeah, you found it. Nice. 25 00:00:53,732 --> 00:00:56,693 Why did you guys have to both come over here to get one bowl? 26 00:00:56,819 --> 00:00:59,320 It's more fun if we both come. I was gonna hold the bowl. 27 00:00:59,446 --> 00:01:02,115 Dennis was gonna stand next to me and make snide comments. Yeah. That's right. 28 00:01:02,241 --> 00:01:04,033 Oh, you look like a bird. That's one. Uh- Old. 29 00:01:04,159 --> 00:01:06,619 Pick a new one. You got a new one? It's an oldie but goodie. 30 00:01:06,704 --> 00:01:08,913 - He comes up with good ones. - Yeah, no. That was a good one. 31 00:01:08,997 --> 00:01:12,041 I don't understand why you can't make snide remarks and hold a bowl at the same time though. 32 00:01:12,167 --> 00:01:14,627 It doesn't make sense. You're fixating too much on the bowl aspect of it. 33 00:01:14,712 --> 00:01:16,754 Put it this way. If the two of us didn't come together, 34 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:18,965 what if one of us were to get into a jam? Mmm. 35 00:01:19,049 --> 00:01:20,550 Be silly not to have the other one there. 36 00:01:20,676 --> 00:01:22,969 Silly? Dennis, that sounds downright dangerous. Yeah. 37 00:01:23,095 --> 00:01:26,806 See, you'll never get out of a jam because you got no friends. Well, you're a spinster. 38 00:01:26,932 --> 00:01:28,015 Mm-hmm. A lonely spinster. 39 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:29,726 With a cat. 40 00:01:29,852 --> 00:01:31,686 Those are all funny. 41 00:01:31,770 --> 00:01:34,439 It's funny 'cause I feel like you guys are two codependent losers... 42 00:01:34,523 --> 00:01:36,023 who are so wrapped up in each other... 43 00:01:36,108 --> 00:01:38,234 that it's hard for you to see how pathetic your lives are. 44 00:01:38,318 --> 00:01:39,777 It's like you're an old married couple. 45 00:01:39,862 --> 00:01:42,280 No, Dee. We're more like a dynamic duo. 46 00:01:42,364 --> 00:01:44,365 So you don't think that two 30-year-old men... 47 00:01:44,450 --> 00:01:47,952 who spend every waking moment together is a little bit pathetic? 48 00:01:48,036 --> 00:01:49,871 Well, we don't spend every waking moment together. 49 00:01:49,955 --> 00:01:51,748 - What are you, crazy? - You're right. I'm sorry. 50 00:01:51,832 --> 00:01:54,917 When was the last time you went more than an hour without seeing each other? 51 00:01:55,043 --> 00:01:56,878 All the time. Every day. 52 00:01:56,962 --> 00:01:59,714 - Okay. Without checking in? - Ch- Checking. That's... 53 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:01,299 Uh-huh. He always checks in with me. 54 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:03,843 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He likes to have me check in, but it's not like... 55 00:02:03,927 --> 00:02:06,220 Okay. Enjoy that movie, boners. 56 00:02:08,474 --> 00:02:10,641 She doesn't know anything about friendship, dude. 57 00:02:10,726 --> 00:02:12,727 No. How could she? She doesn't have any friends. 58 00:02:12,811 --> 00:02:15,229 "Old married couple." That's what she called... 59 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:02,235 - Hey-oh. - Yo, where you been? 60 00:03:02,319 --> 00:03:04,862 What do you mean? I was getting the movie. 61 00:03:04,947 --> 00:03:06,739 Yeah, but you weren't answering any of my calls. 62 00:03:06,824 --> 00:03:09,200 I've been calling you... sort of over and over again. 63 00:03:09,284 --> 00:03:11,410 I was having a conversation with the video store clerk. 64 00:03:11,495 --> 00:03:14,872 Yeah, but I texted you 911, dude. That means it's an emergency. 65 00:03:14,998 --> 00:03:16,916 Yeah, I saw that. Yeah. 66 00:03:17,042 --> 00:03:19,627 Uh, what was the emergency, Mac? Well, I couldn't get in touch with you, dude. 67 00:03:19,753 --> 00:03:21,963 I almost called the police. The police? 68 00:03:22,047 --> 00:03:23,673 I mean, that's a bit of an overreaction. 69 00:03:23,799 --> 00:03:27,510 I was gone for what, an hour? Yeah, but I thought we had a deal. 70 00:03:27,594 --> 00:03:29,637 You know, you would check in every once in a while, 71 00:03:29,721 --> 00:03:32,098 and then that way I would know that you were okay. 72 00:03:32,182 --> 00:03:33,808 Okay. I- I'm okay. 73 00:03:33,892 --> 00:03:35,518 Uh, I'm sorry. Can we watch the movie? 74 00:03:35,644 --> 00:03:37,562 Yeah. Great. Sure. Yeah. 75 00:03:37,646 --> 00:03:40,147 The Transporter 2? 76 00:03:40,232 --> 00:03:42,275 Yeah, I- Look, man. I-I-I... 77 00:03:42,359 --> 00:03:43,985 I know you wanted to see Predator again, 78 00:03:44,069 --> 00:03:46,863 but I feel like we've seen that 30 times in the last two months... 79 00:03:46,947 --> 00:03:48,656 and thought maybe we could mix things up. 80 00:03:48,740 --> 00:03:51,117 Video store clerk guy said this movie's awesome, so... 81 00:03:51,201 --> 00:03:54,537 The video store... clerk guy. I feel like you won't... 82 00:03:54,621 --> 00:03:56,289 stop talking about him. 83 00:03:56,415 --> 00:03:59,125 Huh. I asked him for a movie recommendation, okay? 84 00:03:59,251 --> 00:04:01,836 Yeah. And you got one. It's really not that big of a deal. 85 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:05,673 Well, the big deal, Dennis, is that I wasn't even consulted on the decision. Okay? 86 00:04:05,757 --> 00:04:08,217 And this is a big deal to me as well. It's also my night. 87 00:04:08,302 --> 00:04:10,678 Plus, Transporter 2? We haven't seen Transporter 1, 88 00:04:10,762 --> 00:04:12,430 which means we'll be completely lost. 89 00:04:12,556 --> 00:04:14,473 I doubt it. Plus Jason Statham's physique... 90 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:16,225 is nothing like the lineup in Predator. 91 00:04:16,310 --> 00:04:18,811 Okay, stop. I don't want to have conversations anymore... 92 00:04:18,896 --> 00:04:20,521 about dudes' physiques, and whether they can... 93 00:04:20,606 --> 00:04:22,440 Dennis, in body mass alone... 94 00:04:22,524 --> 00:04:24,942 That's what I was trying to avoid- a conversation about body mass, okay? 95 00:04:25,027 --> 00:04:27,361 We've had that conversation five times a day for the last month... 96 00:04:27,446 --> 00:04:29,989 because we keep watching Predator, and all you talk about is Weathers... 97 00:04:30,073 --> 00:04:33,034 and-and-and Jesse "the Body" Ventura and how many pounds they can pack on. 98 00:04:33,118 --> 00:04:36,245 It's important to pack on mass. You're talking about carbo-loading. 99 00:04:36,330 --> 00:04:38,080 I don't want to have this conversation with you anymore. 100 00:04:38,165 --> 00:04:41,167 No. You'd rather have conversations with video store clerks. 101 00:04:41,251 --> 00:04:44,086 You know what, man? If you don't want to watch the movie with me, that's fine. 102 00:04:44,171 --> 00:04:46,297 I will watch it by myself. Goddamn it! 103 00:04:46,381 --> 00:04:48,966 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where is this coming from? 104 00:04:51,011 --> 00:04:55,014 I have been thinking a lot about what Dee said, and I do think... 105 00:04:55,098 --> 00:04:59,185 maybe we are spending a little bit too much time together. 106 00:04:59,269 --> 00:05:01,354 Wh-What are you saying? 107 00:05:01,438 --> 00:05:05,441 I'm saying that I feel like we're in a little bit of a rut, and... 108 00:05:06,485 --> 00:05:09,111 I feel like I'm not... 109 00:05:10,113 --> 00:05:12,198 flourishing. 110 00:05:12,282 --> 00:05:18,245 Well, far be it from me to, uh, 111 00:05:18,330 --> 00:05:21,374 keep the flower of you from flourishing, but, uh, 112 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:24,335 I guess I'll grab my shit and stay at Charlie's. Wait. 113 00:05:26,004 --> 00:05:27,672 Don't do that. 114 00:05:27,756 --> 00:05:31,634 I... feel like I'm the one that got us into this mess. 115 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:34,971 Okay. So you'll stay at Charlie's then. No. 116 00:05:36,098 --> 00:05:38,224 You should stay there... 117 00:05:38,308 --> 00:05:39,934 because you already said that you would. 118 00:05:40,018 --> 00:05:41,686 Also, I have more stuff. 119 00:05:41,770 --> 00:05:44,855 It'll take me longer to pack, and it'll be easier. 120 00:05:51,989 --> 00:05:54,907 Hi. I'm responding to a missing persons report. 121 00:05:59,746 --> 00:06:01,914 I'll pack my things. 122 00:06:03,625 --> 00:06:07,211 Hey! 123 00:06:07,295 --> 00:06:10,631 Hey-oh! 124 00:06:10,716 --> 00:06:12,591 What's the matter with you? What are you doing here? 125 00:06:12,676 --> 00:06:15,094 - I came to hang out with you. - I thought it was movie night. 126 00:06:15,178 --> 00:06:18,389 Yeah, it is movie night. But, uh, Mac and I are taking a little bit of a break. 127 00:06:18,473 --> 00:06:19,974 I was thinking about what you were saying. 128 00:06:20,058 --> 00:06:21,851 You were right. I wasn't spending enough time by myself. 129 00:06:21,935 --> 00:06:24,311 I wasn't being an independent individual. I wasn't flourishing. 130 00:06:24,396 --> 00:06:25,980 So let's watch the movie together, you and me. 131 00:06:26,106 --> 00:06:28,816 I'm kind of in the middle of something with my cat right now. 132 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:32,778 Oh. Okay. Well, yeah. I like cats. Let's bring him into the mix. 133 00:06:32,863 --> 00:06:36,907 Uh, can't do that. He is... in the wall somewhere. 134 00:06:36,992 --> 00:06:39,577 - He's in the wall? - Yeah. I think he got into the wall. 135 00:06:39,703 --> 00:06:41,287 Wow. Well, that's a bummer. 136 00:06:41,371 --> 00:06:42,997 But I'm sure he'll come out at some point. 137 00:06:43,081 --> 00:06:44,957 Got himself in there. I'm sure he'll get himself out. 138 00:06:45,042 --> 00:06:48,294 Or he won't, and he'll die in there, and you'll have a dead cat smell for a while. 139 00:06:48,378 --> 00:06:50,504 But listen, I'm gonna help you out of that jam. 140 00:06:50,589 --> 00:06:53,424 Open the windows and get some scented candles going, 141 00:06:53,508 --> 00:06:55,176 maybe get a big fan in here... 142 00:06:55,260 --> 00:06:58,429 and then he'll decompose and everything will be fine. 143 00:06:58,513 --> 00:07:02,266 Boom! That's what it's like to have a sidekick. Helped you out of a jam. 144 00:07:04,436 --> 00:07:06,854 In the meantime, let's watch the movie. I want to- I want to... 145 00:07:06,938 --> 00:07:09,857 Just want to watch a movie... with you. 146 00:07:09,941 --> 00:07:11,942 Could we do that? 147 00:07:15,447 --> 00:07:18,365 Why don't you just put your trash into a trash can? 148 00:07:18,450 --> 00:07:22,161 I put it in the trash can when I'm ready to take it outside, dude. 149 00:07:22,245 --> 00:07:24,872 Yeah, but you could skip a step by first putting it into the can. 150 00:07:24,956 --> 00:07:26,665 And you can shut the hell up, man. 151 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:29,919 Okay. And Jesus Christ, Frank. Are you cutting your toenails with a steak knife? 152 00:07:30,003 --> 00:07:31,545 I suppose you have a problem with that too? 153 00:07:31,630 --> 00:07:36,050 Ah! Oh! Oh! Botched toe! I botched that one. 154 00:07:36,134 --> 00:07:38,511 Oh, that's a botch job. That's bleeding. 155 00:07:38,595 --> 00:07:40,513 I need some trash to plug up the cut. 156 00:07:40,597 --> 00:07:42,431 Do not plug an open wound with trash. 157 00:07:42,516 --> 00:07:45,267 - Well, it's bleeding like a sieve. - Then use your sock, bro. 158 00:07:45,393 --> 00:07:47,228 Don't waste a good sock on a tiny little cut. Sock. 159 00:07:47,354 --> 00:07:49,563 I'll find you a candy wrapper if you give me a second. Oh. 160 00:07:49,648 --> 00:07:52,483 Oh. Oh, wait a minute. 161 00:07:52,567 --> 00:07:55,194 That's- That's working. Oh, it's acting like a cut glove. 162 00:07:55,278 --> 00:07:57,738 Ah! Unbelievable, dude. Waste of a sock. 163 00:07:57,823 --> 00:08:01,283 There are so many things that are gonna need to change now that I'm living here. 164 00:08:01,368 --> 00:08:02,993 Are you hearing this shit, bro? 165 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:04,954 Well, you know, he's got some good ideas. What? 166 00:08:05,038 --> 00:08:08,290 - Maybe it wouldn't be bad if he moved in. - Are you serious, dude? 167 00:08:08,416 --> 00:08:10,417 I could use a little structure in my life here. No, man. 168 00:08:10,544 --> 00:08:12,878 Look at all the trash all over the place. Oh, I love the trash. 169 00:08:13,004 --> 00:08:14,505 He's cleaning up the trash. Mmm... 170 00:08:14,589 --> 00:08:16,132 I don't want struc- 171 00:08:16,216 --> 00:08:17,883 Uh- Eh- Is that Dennis? 172 00:08:17,968 --> 00:08:20,344 I don't know who it is. I haven't answered the phone. 173 00:08:20,470 --> 00:08:22,263 Are you gonna answer it though, because- Okay. Unbelievable, dude. 174 00:08:22,347 --> 00:08:26,100 - I'm just gonna get it. Hello? - Hey, buddy. How you doing? 175 00:08:26,226 --> 00:08:29,145 Oh, Mac is being annoying as shit. That him? 176 00:08:29,229 --> 00:08:31,689 Oh, Mac's being annoying? That's a big surprise. 177 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:34,191 He bossing you around a whole bunch? Totally bossing me around. 178 00:08:34,276 --> 00:08:38,362 Yeah. Typical. It's what he does. It's what he does. 179 00:08:38,446 --> 00:08:40,906 - Did he mention me? - No. 180 00:08:40,991 --> 00:08:44,368 No? Really? He didn't say anything at all about me or... 181 00:08:44,452 --> 00:08:46,662 What is this, dude? Did you call me just to talk about Mac? 182 00:08:46,788 --> 00:08:49,540 Okay, 'cause I don't want to talk about Mac with you. Is he talking about me? 183 00:08:49,624 --> 00:08:53,002 - No, no, no, no. Tell him I'm not talking about him at all. - I'm not telling him shit, dude. 184 00:08:53,128 --> 00:08:55,087 I'm gonna hang up the phone on you. No, no, Charlie. 185 00:08:55,172 --> 00:08:58,132 Don't hang up the phone. I didn't call to talk about Mac. I swear to God, dude. 186 00:08:58,216 --> 00:09:00,593 Please. Come on. I could care less about that guy. Are you kidding me? 187 00:09:00,719 --> 00:09:03,888 Called to talk to you. Wanted to see if you wanted to come over to Dee's apartment. 188 00:09:03,972 --> 00:09:05,764 - We're doing a movie night. - Charlie, hang up the phone. 189 00:09:05,891 --> 00:09:07,933 Oh, my God, dude. I'll be right over. Hang up the phone. 190 00:09:08,018 --> 00:09:09,977 Yes! Yeah! Yes! 191 00:09:10,061 --> 00:09:13,480 Yes. Yeah. 192 00:09:13,565 --> 00:09:15,566 Hey, Dee. Charlie's coming over. 193 00:09:15,650 --> 00:09:17,443 I don't care. 194 00:09:17,527 --> 00:09:20,237 Ah, shit. I don't care either. 195 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:26,202 I am so excited to watch this movie without Mac. 196 00:09:26,286 --> 00:09:29,788 He is so annoying. He's always constantly critiquing the fight scenes... 197 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:31,832 and talking about how he could choreograph the fight scenes... 198 00:09:31,917 --> 00:09:33,667 so much better than they could, which is ridiculous. 199 00:09:33,752 --> 00:09:36,670 - He doesn't know shit. - Ooh! Dennis, I pinpointed him. 200 00:09:36,755 --> 00:09:38,923 Dee, will you forget the goddamn cat for a second... 201 00:09:39,007 --> 00:09:41,050 and listen to all the interesting things I have to say? 202 00:09:41,134 --> 00:09:42,843 You're being the worst sidekick right now. 203 00:09:42,969 --> 00:09:44,678 No, you're being the worst sidekick. 204 00:09:44,763 --> 00:09:47,139 I thought sidekicks were supposed to help each other out of jams. 205 00:09:47,224 --> 00:09:49,016 What? I did help you out of the jam. 206 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:51,185 I told you what to do with your dead, stinking cat. 207 00:09:51,269 --> 00:09:53,020 No, no, no, no, no. Come on. 208 00:09:53,104 --> 00:09:56,106 Oh! I lost him. I lost him, Dennis. Thanks a lot. 209 00:09:56,191 --> 00:09:59,276 Oh, do me a favor. Peel this apple for me, please? 210 00:09:59,361 --> 00:10:02,696 No! No, I'm not gonna peel an apple for you. 211 00:10:02,781 --> 00:10:04,490 But Mac always does it for me. 212 00:10:04,574 --> 00:10:06,158 Why does Mac peel your apples for you? 213 00:10:06,243 --> 00:10:09,036 He doesn't like for me to eat the apples with the skin on it. 214 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:10,579 He says the skin's loaded with toxins. 215 00:10:10,664 --> 00:10:12,122 Okay. Well, good news. Mac's not here. 216 00:10:12,207 --> 00:10:15,042 I know he's not here, and that's why I need you to do it for me. 217 00:10:15,126 --> 00:10:17,836 - Please? Please? - Oh, Jesus. Just eat it with the skin on it. 218 00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:21,048 I do not like it with the skin, Dee! I'm not allowed to eat it with the skin! 219 00:10:21,132 --> 00:10:22,758 - I'm not allowed! - Oh, my God! 220 00:10:22,842 --> 00:10:24,510 All right. If you just shut up, 221 00:10:24,594 --> 00:10:27,388 I will peel the apple for you the way that Mac likes you to eat it. 222 00:10:27,472 --> 00:10:29,265 Give it to me. Give it to me! 223 00:10:29,349 --> 00:10:31,684 I'll do it the way that Mac insists. Okay? 224 00:10:31,768 --> 00:10:33,769 Yeah. 225 00:10:35,105 --> 00:10:38,190 Hey-oh! Is that Charlie? Charlie's in the house! 226 00:10:38,275 --> 00:10:43,320 Charlie's in the house! Hey! Hey! 227 00:10:43,446 --> 00:10:45,197 Hey, you want a skinless apple, bud? Yup. 228 00:10:45,282 --> 00:10:49,368 Two skinless apples, Dee. Let's fire the movie up. It's movie night. 229 00:10:49,452 --> 00:10:51,870 - Here's your apple, dick. - All right. Yeah. 230 00:10:51,997 --> 00:10:54,164 Where's mine? Are you kidding me? 231 00:10:54,291 --> 00:10:56,792 Mmm. You can peel your own apple, Charlie. 232 00:10:56,876 --> 00:11:01,005 Mmm. She's in a little bit of a mood because her cat got stuck in the wall. 233 00:11:01,089 --> 00:11:05,759 Cat in the wall, eh? Okay. Now you're talking my language. 234 00:11:05,844 --> 00:11:08,387 I know this game. All right. Catch me up to speed here. 235 00:11:08,513 --> 00:11:10,931 What do we got? You're putting Cheeto fingers all over the wall. 236 00:11:11,016 --> 00:11:13,392 All right. Let's focus, Dee. What's the point of entry here? 237 00:11:13,476 --> 00:11:16,520 That's the thing, Charlie. I've been looking all around this goddamn place. I can't find one. 238 00:11:16,604 --> 00:11:18,605 All right. I've seen this before. You know what happened? 239 00:11:18,690 --> 00:11:22,067 I bet it flattened itself out, went right through a seam in your wall. 240 00:11:22,152 --> 00:11:25,195 I don't think there's anything in the laws of nature that would support that. 241 00:11:25,322 --> 00:11:27,406 Cats do not abide by the laws of nature, all right? Hey. 242 00:11:27,532 --> 00:11:29,950 You don't know shit about ca- We're still gonna watch the movie, right? 243 00:11:30,035 --> 00:11:32,036 Uh- Uh, yeah. Yeah? 244 00:11:32,162 --> 00:11:34,747 I think it's stuck in there. No! It is not stuck. 245 00:11:34,831 --> 00:11:37,624 All right. Let's focus on what's happening with the cat, all right? 246 00:11:37,709 --> 00:11:39,668 It made a conscious decision to go in your wall. Correct? 247 00:11:39,794 --> 00:11:41,879 Really? Absolutely. Absolutely. 248 00:11:41,963 --> 00:11:44,548 It chose to be in there. It wants to be in your wall, Dee. 249 00:11:44,674 --> 00:11:47,301 Thinking about getting some catnip, and I was gonna put it- No, no, no, no. 250 00:11:47,385 --> 00:11:49,845 Don't do that. Don't do that. It's gonna know that's a trap, Dee. Okay? 251 00:11:49,929 --> 00:11:52,514 That's gonna irritate the cat, then it's gonna dig itself down further. 252 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,308 We may never get to it. Okay? You serious? 253 00:11:54,392 --> 00:11:55,976 Let's start thinking like a cat here. All right? 254 00:11:56,061 --> 00:11:57,895 You know, we- we need another cat. 255 00:11:58,021 --> 00:11:59,813 Yes? That's what we need. Here's what we're gonna do. 256 00:11:59,898 --> 00:12:02,441 I'm gonna crack a little hole in your wall- Tiny one. It'll be cool. 257 00:12:02,525 --> 00:12:05,569 And then I'm gonna slip a second cat in with a string tied around it. 258 00:12:05,653 --> 00:12:07,946 Those two will become codependent, then I'll rip the second cat out, 259 00:12:08,073 --> 00:12:10,866 and the first one hopefully- hopefully will follow. Hey, hey. Hey, man. 260 00:12:10,950 --> 00:12:13,994 Hey. I'm sorry. I don't mean to keep bugging you, but you didn't tell me what to do. 261 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:16,747 I don't care. Do you want me to start it now or wait? I'll wait. 262 00:12:16,873 --> 00:12:19,416 Yeah. Start it. But I want to watch it with you. I will wait. 263 00:12:19,501 --> 00:12:21,627 Just start the movie, man, 'cause I'm having a conversation here! 264 00:12:21,711 --> 00:12:23,295 All day. 265 00:12:23,421 --> 00:12:26,382 All right. Where are we gonna get this other cat? I can get you another cat. 266 00:12:26,466 --> 00:12:28,092 I got followed here by, like, 10 cats. 267 00:12:28,218 --> 00:12:30,677 Yeah, they're starting to follow me these days. Uh-I... 268 00:12:30,762 --> 00:12:32,763 You know, I don't want you to miss the setup. 269 00:12:35,141 --> 00:12:39,728 I got everything- all the groceries, no cat food. 270 00:12:39,813 --> 00:12:42,439 And I bumped into that guy at the video store. 271 00:12:42,524 --> 00:12:45,776 - Beefcake? - Total jerk-off. 272 00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:47,820 Nice. 273 00:12:47,904 --> 00:12:51,448 - Hey! This place is tits! - Yeah, right? Looks good. 274 00:12:51,574 --> 00:12:52,991 Huh? You did a great job. Thank you. 275 00:12:53,118 --> 00:12:55,661 Whoa! Frank! No, no! Oh, God, dude! What? 276 00:12:55,745 --> 00:12:58,122 The skin of those things is riddled with toxins! 277 00:12:58,206 --> 00:13:00,582 Yeah, get it out though. 278 00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:02,960 Get it all out. Yuck! 279 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:05,546 Whoo! That was a close call. Good save. 280 00:13:05,630 --> 00:13:07,297 Hey, all right. Well, don't touch me with it. 281 00:13:07,382 --> 00:13:08,966 Hey, also- I cleaned out this closet. 282 00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:11,427 I'm telling you, bro, we could fit a mattress in there. 283 00:13:11,511 --> 00:13:13,887 You and Charlie don't have to sleep next to each other anymore. 284 00:13:13,972 --> 00:13:17,975 Well, I- I kind of liked the other arrangement though. That was pretty good. 285 00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:22,271 Yeah. The other arrangement was- was not pretty good. 286 00:13:22,355 --> 00:13:24,731 It was, um... 287 00:13:24,816 --> 00:13:26,984 It was, uh- What- What's the word I'm looking for? 288 00:13:27,068 --> 00:13:29,862 - Crazy. - No, it's not- not crazy. It's like... 289 00:13:29,946 --> 00:13:33,031 - Wackadoo. - No. Just... stop. 290 00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:34,658 Whoa! Wh-What- What are you doing now, dude? 291 00:13:34,742 --> 00:13:36,910 What? I'm taking the toxic skin off. 292 00:13:36,995 --> 00:13:39,037 Yeah, but you're cutting it with your toe knife. 293 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,039 - Who gives a shit? - Frank, that is disgusting. 294 00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:43,542 What- What are you talking about? I'm throwing it out. 295 00:13:43,626 --> 00:13:45,836 - Wait. You're throwing my toe knife out? - The toe knife is gone. 296 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:49,089 - Why would you do that? - Because you were cutting your fruit with it! 297 00:13:49,174 --> 00:13:51,884 What the hell's going on here? Look, Mac. I mean, look. I... 298 00:13:51,968 --> 00:13:55,262 I think the cleaning up and the throwing the trash away is good, but the... 299 00:13:55,346 --> 00:13:57,764 you know, the sleeping arrangements and the plastic... 300 00:13:57,849 --> 00:14:00,100 and throwing the toe knife out the window, that's... 301 00:14:00,185 --> 00:14:02,686 I'm not gonna put on airs just because I got company. 302 00:14:02,770 --> 00:14:07,274 - So you think not eating cat food is putting on airs? - You betcha! 303 00:14:07,358 --> 00:14:10,569 Look, I gotta take a walk. My head is swimming. 304 00:14:10,695 --> 00:14:12,905 That's fine. Just make sure you, you know, check in. Oh, my. 305 00:14:12,989 --> 00:14:15,491 'Cause I haven't heard from Charlie, and it is getting late. 306 00:14:15,575 --> 00:14:17,284 - Yeah, right. - Okay. Be safe. 307 00:14:25,043 --> 00:14:28,629 Okay, Dee! This little lady is a calico cat. 308 00:14:28,755 --> 00:14:30,339 All calico cats are female. 309 00:14:30,465 --> 00:14:32,966 I'm gonna pop this little girl in your wall here. 310 00:14:33,051 --> 00:14:36,386 She's gonna meet your little fella, they're gonna bond... 311 00:14:36,471 --> 00:14:39,389 and then I'm gonna rip her out and he's gonna come right afterwards. 312 00:14:39,516 --> 00:14:40,682 Are you sure? Mm-hmm. 313 00:14:40,808 --> 00:14:41,767 You hear that? 314 00:14:41,851 --> 00:14:43,644 Uh, I hear a squabble. 315 00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:45,687 Mm-hmm. It's all part of the dance, okay? 316 00:14:45,772 --> 00:14:48,565 They do a little sq- Come on. Wait. Hold on. They do a little... 317 00:14:48,650 --> 00:14:50,526 Uh-oh. Crap. 318 00:14:50,652 --> 00:14:52,194 Thanks a lot, Charlie. Mmm. 319 00:14:52,278 --> 00:14:54,196 Goddamn it. I knew I should've gotten a bird. 320 00:14:54,322 --> 00:14:56,156 A bird? What are you gonna do with a bird? Yeah! 321 00:14:56,241 --> 00:14:58,700 Hey, guys! I swallowed apple seeds! 322 00:14:58,785 --> 00:15:00,369 So what? Are they poisonous? 323 00:15:00,453 --> 00:15:02,079 Are you kidding me, dude? They're extremely poisonous! 324 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:04,790 They're absolutely not poisonous! Should I make myself throw up? 325 00:15:04,916 --> 00:15:07,751 I would throw up now! Oh, goddamn it! 326 00:15:07,877 --> 00:15:10,128 Apple seeds, man? That's no good. Are you kidding me? 327 00:15:10,255 --> 00:15:11,880 Apple seeds- Yo! Hey. 328 00:15:12,006 --> 00:15:14,466 Oh, hi. Come on in. 329 00:15:14,551 --> 00:15:17,094 So, uh, how's life with Mac? 330 00:15:17,178 --> 00:15:18,762 I'm off him. He's too pushy. 331 00:15:18,846 --> 00:15:20,806 Yeah, no shit. You back on my team? 332 00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:23,058 If there's room for me. 333 00:15:23,142 --> 00:15:25,310 There is always room for you, bud. Give it to me. 334 00:15:29,774 --> 00:15:31,275 Hey, guys! I can't throw up. 335 00:15:31,359 --> 00:15:33,777 Should I stick a finger down my throat? Yes! Oh, my God. 336 00:15:33,903 --> 00:15:35,404 You guys, we gotta- 337 00:15:35,488 --> 00:15:37,614 Oh, man. We gotta get Mac and Dennis back together, okay? 338 00:15:37,699 --> 00:15:39,116 Because they are ruining all of our lives. 339 00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,951 What's the situation? 340 00:15:41,035 --> 00:15:43,704 I got two cats stuck inside this wall. Can't get 'em out. 341 00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:45,747 You want to bring in a third? I'm thinking maybe four. 342 00:15:45,832 --> 00:15:48,458 - What? No! No! No! No more cats! - A deep hole... 343 00:15:48,585 --> 00:15:51,003 Frank, get out of here! You're making it worse! Whoa. Back off Frank. 344 00:15:51,129 --> 00:15:52,921 We work very well together, okay? We're the gruesome twosome! 345 00:15:53,006 --> 00:15:54,506 Gruesome twosome! 346 00:16:00,597 --> 00:16:03,390 All right! Okay! I am gonna go and get Mac and Dennis back together. 347 00:16:03,474 --> 00:16:05,934 I'm gonna get a bird, I'm gonna get two cats out of my wall... 348 00:16:06,019 --> 00:16:07,644 and then I'm gonna go back to being alone. 349 00:16:07,729 --> 00:16:09,438 Excuse me. Can you part for one second? 350 00:16:09,564 --> 00:16:11,106 Sure. Thank you. Thank you. 351 00:16:13,026 --> 00:16:14,526 What? He swallowed some apple seeds. 352 00:16:28,082 --> 00:16:29,708 Sit down. What... 353 00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:32,294 - What- - Sit. 354 00:16:32,378 --> 00:16:34,296 What is he doing here? 355 00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:37,257 I was told I would be meeting a woman with giant breasts. 356 00:16:37,342 --> 00:16:41,011 I was also told that I was to meet a woman with giant breasts. 357 00:16:41,095 --> 00:16:42,596 Yes, geniuses. I set you up. 358 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,806 Now, can you please make up, because you're driving everyone crazy. 359 00:16:44,891 --> 00:16:47,726 Look, I'm sorry that I called you codependent, okay? 360 00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:49,394 I think you have a great friendship, 361 00:16:49,479 --> 00:16:52,522 and it's perfectly natural for two grown men to need each other this badly. 362 00:16:52,607 --> 00:16:54,191 So make up, please. 363 00:16:54,275 --> 00:16:57,110 I guess I should... 364 00:17:00,406 --> 00:17:03,575 You son of a bitch! Okay. All right. Okay. 365 00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:06,370 Oh, my God. You know what? Fine. 366 00:17:06,454 --> 00:17:08,163 I don't care anymore. Guess what? 367 00:17:08,247 --> 00:17:10,957 Neither one of you are ever going into my apartment ever again, okay? 368 00:17:11,042 --> 00:17:13,418 So make up, don't make up, kill each other- I don't care. 369 00:17:13,503 --> 00:17:15,337 I need to go get a bird. 370 00:17:17,799 --> 00:17:19,925 She looks like a bird. 371 00:17:26,683 --> 00:17:28,558 I swallowed some apple seeds today. 372 00:17:28,643 --> 00:17:30,811 Did you make yourself throw up? 373 00:17:30,895 --> 00:17:33,438 I tried, but I couldn't. 374 00:17:33,523 --> 00:17:39,236 Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach. 375 00:17:40,988 --> 00:17:43,490 Okay. Thanks. 376 00:17:43,574 --> 00:17:45,492 How was Charlie's? 377 00:17:47,245 --> 00:17:49,579 The way they live, bro, it's... 378 00:17:49,706 --> 00:17:52,999 It's like, um- It's like- Preposterous. 379 00:17:53,126 --> 00:17:54,751 Yeah, dude! Preposterous! Yeah. 380 00:17:54,877 --> 00:17:57,587 I've been trying to come up with that all day! Yeah. 381 00:17:57,672 --> 00:18:00,882 God, dude! This is why you and I are such a good team. You know? 382 00:18:00,967 --> 00:18:04,261 Like, I'm a man of action, and you're a man that comes up with good... 383 00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,304 Words? Words, dude! 384 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,223 Okay. Yeah. Great. 385 00:18:08,307 --> 00:18:09,850 You really gotta work on your vocabulary though, man. 386 00:18:09,976 --> 00:18:12,269 Well, you could help me. You couldn't think of the word "words." 387 00:18:12,353 --> 00:18:13,687 Is everything okay here, gentlemen? 388 00:18:13,771 --> 00:18:16,940 Uh, yeah. Everything's fine. Uh, not that it concerns you. 389 00:18:17,024 --> 00:18:20,318 Now might be a good time for you to pay your bill and leave. 390 00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,612 Well, you're not making sense 'cause we didn't buy anything. 391 00:18:22,739 --> 00:18:24,322 Actually, I- Oh. 392 00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:27,534 - I had a couple of rum and Cokes. - You had six, actually. 393 00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:29,327 Six? I had six of 'em. 394 00:18:29,454 --> 00:18:31,955 Did you? Yeah. I was nervous about the big-breasted lady. 395 00:18:32,081 --> 00:18:34,124 I- I was nervous about her too. You got nervous too? 396 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:36,251 A beautiful woman. Dee said she had giant boobs, you know? 397 00:18:36,335 --> 00:18:37,377 I'm really excited about it. 398 00:18:37,462 --> 00:18:39,129 Will that be cash or charge? 399 00:18:39,213 --> 00:18:43,717 I also was assuming that the big-breasted lady was gonna pay for the drinks, 400 00:18:43,801 --> 00:18:45,510 so I don't have any money. 401 00:18:45,595 --> 00:18:50,015 I've got some cash. I can- I can get you out of this jam. 402 00:19:10,953 --> 00:19:12,454 Watch your eyes. What? 403 00:19:12,538 --> 00:19:14,873 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell is going on? 404 00:19:14,957 --> 00:19:16,458 The gruesome twosome in effect! 405 00:19:19,504 --> 00:19:21,171 Yeah. We're bashing a bigger hole in your wall. 406 00:19:21,255 --> 00:19:23,882 - We're gonna stuff all the cats in at one time. - Yeah, I see that. 407 00:19:23,966 --> 00:19:27,010 No more big holes in my wall, no more cats. We're doing the bird thing. 408 00:19:27,094 --> 00:19:30,680 I got one. I tied a string around his teeny, tiny little legs. I'm sending it in. 409 00:19:30,807 --> 00:19:33,099 You're gonna toss a bird in? I'm gonna toss the bird in, Charlie. 410 00:19:33,184 --> 00:19:35,227 - Go ahead, Dee. Toss the bird in. - Check this out. Watch this. 411 00:19:35,353 --> 00:19:36,770 Dinner time. Go on, guy. 412 00:19:36,896 --> 00:19:38,355 Do your thing. All right. 413 00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:39,898 Go on. You got it. 414 00:19:40,024 --> 00:19:41,733 Whoa! Hold on. Hold on. Hold on, guy. 415 00:19:41,818 --> 00:19:44,277 I got you. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 416 00:19:44,403 --> 00:19:46,404 Come on. 417 00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,990 Well, congratulations, Dee. 418 00:19:49,075 --> 00:19:51,326 You have some very satisfied cats in there, okay? 419 00:19:51,410 --> 00:19:53,787 Now will you step aside and let the men do the work? 420 00:19:53,871 --> 00:19:57,290 Shut up! Shut up, okay? I got it from here, all right? I'm bashing a hole in my wall. 421 00:19:57,375 --> 00:19:59,584 I'm going in myself. Give me this. Get out of the way. 422 00:19:59,710 --> 00:20:01,753 All right. I'm not kidding. Get the hell out of the way. 423 00:20:01,879 --> 00:20:03,755 Oh. I'm dead serious. I'm going in. I've had enough. 424 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,757 Go for it. Bash away. Bash away. 425 00:20:05,883 --> 00:20:09,636 Whoa! Oh! 426 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,389 - I'm gonna get you, you jerk! - Yeah! Yeah, Deandra! 427 00:20:12,473 --> 00:20:15,809 Come on, kitty. 428 00:20:15,935 --> 00:20:18,311 Oh. Come on. 429 00:20:18,396 --> 00:20:21,606 Okay. I'll get you. I'll get you. 430 00:20:21,691 --> 00:20:23,316 Wait- Oh. 431 00:20:23,401 --> 00:20:25,193 Wow! There are a lot of cats back here! 432 00:20:25,319 --> 00:20:27,445 Yeah. We put a lot of cats in there. 433 00:20:27,572 --> 00:20:29,906 Oh, I'm getting a text. Ooh. Who is it? 434 00:20:30,032 --> 00:20:32,617 Ah, the dynamic duo in effect. Oh, they're back together! 435 00:20:32,743 --> 00:20:34,244 Yeah. All right. 436 00:20:34,328 --> 00:20:35,829 They're watching Predator. You want to join? 437 00:20:35,913 --> 00:20:37,330 Absolutely, dude. Great. 438 00:20:37,456 --> 00:20:38,915 Deandra, we're out of here. Yeah. 439 00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:40,584 Hey, you guys? We're going. 440 00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:42,794 Yeah? You guys, I think I'm stuck in the wall. 441 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,380 That's why she needs a friend. You gotta have a sidekick. 442 00:20:45,464 --> 00:20:47,299 That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. 443 00:20:47,383 --> 00:20:50,135 All right- Oops. Okay, I'm trying to back out, but my shirt's caught on something. 444 00:20:50,261 --> 00:20:52,470 Guys? 445 00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:55,056 Guys? Guys, come on! 446 00:21:38,935 --> 00:21:39,935 ENGLISH - US - PSDH