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Hey, hey!
What do you think of these, guys?

2
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My God, Frank. My God.

3
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You look ridiculous in those, dude.

4
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Dude, why are you wearing skinny jeans?
Because they're hip.

5
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And I want to stay young.
Well, stay old, bro.

6
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Because that looks terrible.
Dress your age.

7
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I like 'em. I think they
make me look sexy.

8
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I am getting a tremendous amount of enjoyment
watching you parade around in those things.

9
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- So I say keep them.
- Yeah? - Yeah.

10
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It's like a Humpty Dumpty vibe going on
with those. I don't know if you want...

11
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Yo-oh! Big news, bitches!
The ban's been lifted.

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And we are back in.
Flipadelphia, here we come!

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Ohh!
Flip, flip, Flipadelphia!

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Flip, flip, Flipadelphia!

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Flip!
Flip!

16
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Flip- Yeah!
Adelphia!

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What the hell is Flipadelphia?
What is Flipadelphia?

18
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Dude, it's a city-wide
flip cup tournament. It's the best.

19
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Yeah. We were the bar to beat
10 years ago until we got muscled out.

20
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Yeah. They very, very unfairly accused
us of poisoning our rival team.

21
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Yes.
You got framed?

22
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No, we did poison the shit out of them.
But they didn't have any proof.

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So you have a rival?
Oh, yeah, big-time.

24
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This dive bar down the
street called Molly's. Yeah.

25
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Yeah, yeah. This year we're gonna
jam it right up their butt holes.

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Ohh! Wow. Yeah, me, Dennis and
Charlie will jam their butt holes.

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You're not gonna come anywhere near their butt holes.
Let us handle the butt holes.

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What are you talking about?
You guys, I- I'm your number four.

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I'm your "Adelphia.
" And you can't- Yeah, I know.

30
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But, Dee, I mean, what, do you,
like, not remember the past?

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You choked under pressure in '98.
You blew the whole thing.

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We were gonna win. And then
you couldn't flip your damn cup over.

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I know, Charlie! That's why
I've been practicing ever since.

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I mean, you gotta give me
a chance to redeem myself.

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Okay, fine. You will have
a chance to redeem yourself.

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In the meantime, what do you say we
throw a little gas on the rivalry fire?

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I thought you said
this place was a shithole.

38
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Yeah, it was. But looks like
they've made a few renovations.

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All right, well, let's not
get ahead of ourselves.

40
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Could be a scheme.
Okay, you guys ready?

41
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Probably, yeah.
Guess who, bitches!

42
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Are you guys hungry, huh?

43
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Enjoying your meals?
Oh, yeah! Whoo!

44
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Oh, everybody have some lemon on it.
Yeah.

45
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Honk, honk, honk.

46
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Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!

47
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Will they highest ranking member
of the staff please step forward?

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I'm, uh, Art Sloan.
I'm the owner. Huh?

49
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Uh, you're Art Sloan?

50
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Now see, you look very different
from what I remember.

51
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Do I know you people?

52
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Uh, allow me to refresh
your memory. Ohh!

53
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Whoa, whoa.
What- What the hell is that?

54
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Flip cup. Ten years ago?
We poisoned you, dude. Remember?

55
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Oh, wait a minute, yeah.
We got really sick. Yeah.

56
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You acted sick.
But check it out.

57
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Who's to say we didn't put that very
same poison in the drinking water?

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Hey, everybody, relax.

59
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He's lying. He doesn't have any poison.
No, I don't have any on me.

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But I do keep some in my fridge
at home in the relish jar.

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There's poison in that jar?
I thought I was allergic to pickles.

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What's in the jar with
the skull and crossbones?

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Oh, that's mayonnaise.
That's a decoy.

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- And the mayo?
- That's shampoo.

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You're telling me I've been putting
shampoo on my sandwiches?

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If you're using the mayonnaise,
yeah, probably. I-I'm sorry.

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Is there something that
I can do for you people?

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Yeah! We came to tell you
we're reigniting the rivalry, dick worm.

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- It's back on, bitch! - You know what?
I-I am not your rival, okay?

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I never was. And I am certainly not
participating in Flipadelphia.

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Flip, flip, Flipadelphia!

72
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Flip, flip- Oh!
Looks like someone's scared, guys.

73
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Now you're just being childish.
Oh, yeah?

74
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How's this for childish, bro?

75
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All right, that's it!
I'm calling the cops.

76
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He pissed on your bar!
Yeah, call the cops!

77
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See you Saturday. Don't be late.

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Three, two, one, go!

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Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go!

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No, no.

81
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No, you're doing it too high!
Get it! Get it!

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What are you doing?
What are you doing?

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I don't know, you guys. I was...

84
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That was terrible!
I'm sorry, okay?

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I thought you had been practicing.
I have been practicing!

86
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I don't know what happened!
You know, it's her bison-sized fingers!

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I don't have bison fingers!
I don't have bison fingers. Oh, yes, you do.

88
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Your mother had to have a C-section
because of those hands.

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Okay, you guys are just
all screaming in my face!

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People are going to scream
at the tournament!

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That's it. She's off the team.
Shut up, Frank!

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You're not even on the team!
That's true. What is my role here?

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Why did you bring that up?
Yeah. All right.

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You're not gonna be on the flip cup team.
No. Definitely not.

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Maybe you could be, um, team instigator.
Yeah! There we go.

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That works. I'll be the instigator.
Sure. Yeah.

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Okay. I'll instigate. In the meantime,
we need to find a replacement for Dee.

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We need a replacement. No! No, no, no, no, no!
That's not fair, you guys.

99
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Don't replace me!
You're being replaced.

100
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Okay. I'll tell you what, Dee.
If you can prove to us...

101
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that you can flip 10 cups in a row
under pressure, you're back on the team.

102
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Yes! Okay, I gotta practice.
That's all I need. All right.

103
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I gotta warm up. You see, I went into this cold.
I came in here cold.

104
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That's what my problem was.
One mistake and you're off the team.

105
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That oughta keep her busy
for at least a week or so.

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I don't think she'll ever get that.
Okay, in the meantime,

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let's find a replacement. Yes.
And I know just the place to go.

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Where? Same place I learned to
hone my God-given flip cup skills.

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The Delta Omega Lambda
fraternity house at Penn. Wait.

110
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That was, like, 15 years ago.
I don't think you'd have any clout there.

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It doesn't matter, man. I was the king of that place.
I'm a legend over there.

112
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Oh. This brings me back.

113
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Got the alumni's up here. Nice.

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Oh, man.

115
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This is the class.
Oh, man. There's Ritter.

116
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Oh, that's- "I chug dick"? No.

117
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What? I never-
I don't chug dick. That's crazy.

118
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Why would you even put-
That's not funny.

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Come on, that's homophobic.
I mean, come on. What the hell?

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Bitch!
Pick it back up!

121
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No, shake the ass! Shake the ass!

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Yeah, there you go!

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- Like this! - Frank?
What the hell are you doing, man?

124
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I'm recruiting these guys for the flip cup thing.
I almost got this, Dennis.

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Whoo-whoo-whoo!
Yeah!

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All right!
That's real funny shit, Frank!

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Step out for a second and let me handle this.
All right, guys-

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I'm Brother Reynolds, class of '98.

129
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Dude, we were cruising
in sixth grade in '98, man.

130
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Oh, sixth grade? Cool, man.
Well, I guess I kind of blazed the trail...

131
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for these sorts of shenanigans
you guys got going on in here.

132
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- What's going on with this kid?
- Oh, he's a pledge.

133
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And we're zapping his nuts
with a stun gun every couple of hours.

134
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- Oh!
- Look at him, man!

135
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That's brutal, man. Wow.
Let me- Let me get in on that.

136
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You- You want to get in on this?
Yeah.

137
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I'm sort of a legend when it
comes to this kind of shit. So, yeah.

138
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- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. Cool.
Here, man. -

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- Down he goes!
- Oh, shit! That really hurts!

140
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Dennis, these guys are badass shitheads!
Oh, man! You got any ludes?

141
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Ludes? I don't think they
make those anymore, man. No?

142
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We got Ritarall.
Ritarall?

143
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Yeah. What's Ritarall?
Oh, snortski. Ohh. Mmm.

144
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Ooh! Ooh, that's tasty stuff.

145
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Uh, God.
Zap him again.

146
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Huh?

147
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- It's that- It's that easy.
- Don't do that shit again, you little idiot!

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Okay? Have some respect for a brother,
okay? I'm a legend around this place.

149
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So don't zap me again! All right, listen.
I came here for a reason, okay?

150
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I came here to recruit you
for a flip cup tournament.

151
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Flip cup? Flip cup? What are you, a freshman?
That is so lame.

152
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Take a look at how loose his jeans are.
Okay. Okay.

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Let me have it a minute.

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No more zapping.

155
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All right, all right.
No more zapping.

156
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We're done.
Stop, stop, stop!

157
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Get outta here!

158
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All right, focus. You can do this.

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One more time, just- Oh, Dee.
Dee, it's getting hard to watch.

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Really.
I can't stop grinding my teeth.

161
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I don't know how these kids
study on this goddamn Ritarall.

162
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Yeah, I don't know either!
And I don't give a shit!

163
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Hey. So how did the recruiting go?
Oh, it was bad.

164
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We both got punked. Yeah, we both got
punked, Frank. We both got punked!

165
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That's right. These kids these
days, I'll tell you what.

166
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They're nothing like we used to be
back when we were in fraternities.

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They have no respect for anybody, okay?
They're like stupid little goddamn savages.

168
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They're bitches!
They're bitches! They're little bitches.

169
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I came in there, right?
And I was polite, and I was nice to them.

170
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I was cordial. And they completely
goddamn disrespected me!

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Little idiots! Idiots!
Yeah.

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I was completely respectful.
They're supposed to be my brothers, right?

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They're my brothers?
No, no. That's not fun.

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What they were doing wasn't fun.
They kept zapping us and zapping us.

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Idiots! Savages! Idiots!
No, zap, zap, zap, zap.

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Idiots! Jesus Christ, dude.
Calm down.

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Man, that's-
All right, I'm just...

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They disrespect-
I am a legend over there!

179
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I know you're a legend.
Charlie knows you're a legend, you know?

180
00:09:04,804 --> 00:09:06,263
Yeah. That's just the
viciousness of youth.

181
00:09:06,348 --> 00:09:08,515
That wasn't fun!
It's not fun! It's not fun!

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Savages!
I'll tell you what, dude.

183
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Maybe you should step down
from the fraternity thing.

184
00:09:13,230 --> 00:09:15,522
Look, we haven't gotten Art Sloan to sign up yet.
He has not signed up.

185
00:09:15,607 --> 00:09:17,524
Why don't you focus some
of that weird rage on him?

186
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- Charlie and I'll handle the frat
kids from here, okay? - Yeah, yeah.

187
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I'll totally pull
a Good Will Hunting on those kids...

188
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and that'll put 'em in their place.
How are you gonna do that?

189
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Well, you've seen the movie, right?
Yeah.

190
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So all I gotta do is I'll ask them some
like big shot, like, math or science,

191
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history-type college question...

192
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and then I'll totally stump them by knowing
a lot more about the answer than they do.

193
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Yeah, in that movie, Matt Damon played a
genius janitor. You're just a janitor.

194
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Right.

195
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You stumped me with that one.
That's a good point.

196
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You didn't have a comeback for that.

197
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How are you gonna have
a comeback in the frat house?

198
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Then you ask them the math
or history-type question...

199
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Ah, but you're not a janitor.
Don't do that.

200
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Just, please, please take care
of those little savages. Got it.

201
00:10:01,903 --> 00:10:04,405
Don't do that. Don't do that.
It'll work if you just say some lines from the movie.

202
00:10:04,531 --> 00:10:07,658
It works. Flip. That's too big.
That's too big.

203
00:10:13,248 --> 00:10:15,582
Oh!
Oh, my.

204
00:10:15,709 --> 00:10:19,169
What is going on in here, dude?
Oh, my.

205
00:10:19,296 --> 00:10:21,422
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Jesus Christ.

206
00:10:21,548 --> 00:10:23,549
It's like some kind of paint party.
Yeah!

207
00:10:23,675 --> 00:10:26,093
They're painting each other up!
Is this what college is like, man?

208
00:10:26,177 --> 00:10:28,137
I don't know, man.
I wish I went to college.

209
00:10:28,263 --> 00:10:32,057
I feel like I got boned big-time, dude!
Jesus Christ. Hey.

210
00:10:32,183 --> 00:10:34,393
Oh, my God, yo!
You're painting him?

211
00:10:34,477 --> 00:10:36,395
Hey!
That's nice.

212
00:10:36,479 --> 00:10:38,355
Yeah!
Jesus Christ, Charlie.

213
00:10:38,481 --> 00:10:40,232
Oh, my God, dude. Oh, my God.
They're painting each other.

214
00:10:40,358 --> 00:10:42,401
No! No, no, no! Charlie!
Stay focused, dude. Right!

215
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Stay focused. We gotta find guys for the team.
Right, right, right!

216
00:10:44,529 --> 00:10:46,822
Nothing will distract us. Nothing!
Okay. Do not get distracted.

217
00:10:46,948 --> 00:10:51,035
Hey!
Hi!

218
00:10:51,161 --> 00:10:53,495
Do you want to paint us up?
Yes.

219
00:10:53,621 --> 00:10:56,457
Uh, paint you up? How?
Yes.

220
00:10:56,541 --> 00:10:58,792
Well, first we paint you,
and then you paint us.

221
00:10:58,877 --> 00:11:01,003
Well, that makes sense.
Sure.

222
00:11:01,129 --> 00:11:03,297
Yeah, uh-
Yeah. Yeah.

223
00:11:03,381 --> 00:11:05,507
How do we do the painting?

224
00:11:05,592 --> 00:11:08,510
With our hands.

225
00:11:08,595 --> 00:11:10,012
We do.
Yeah.

226
00:11:10,096 --> 00:11:11,430
Yeah, we do.

227
00:11:11,556 --> 00:11:13,182
Awesome.

228
00:11:13,308 --> 00:11:16,143
Sorry. Excuse us.
Uh, are you ready?

229
00:11:16,227 --> 00:11:18,187
Yeah. No, we're ready.
We're ready.

230
00:11:19,397 --> 00:11:21,273
Artie Sloan.

231
00:11:21,358 --> 00:11:23,025
Tying his shirts in knots!

232
00:11:23,109 --> 00:11:27,363
I like to humiliate guys, sure.
I'm no different than those guys are now, man.

233
00:11:27,447 --> 00:11:29,698
Yeah! You know?
Like, I used to be the same way.

234
00:11:29,783 --> 00:11:33,827
I used to dress guys up like bananas
and walk them around the quad.

235
00:11:33,912 --> 00:11:37,498
Or I'd take a banana and stick it up some
guy's ass in front of his best friend.

236
00:11:37,582 --> 00:11:40,709
And I'd be like,
"Hey! Banana ass! How you doing?"

237
00:11:40,794 --> 00:11:44,088
Or maybe I'd, like, uh-
I'd like take the tip of my penis...

238
00:11:44,172 --> 00:11:47,049
and stick it in a guy's mouth for, like,
just a second, you know what I mean?

239
00:11:47,133 --> 00:11:51,095
Like while he was sleeping.
I'm all about that shit!

240
00:11:51,179 --> 00:11:55,474
You know what I mean? But you don't stun
gun a guy who was a goddamn legend!

241
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:58,185
No! And those guys, they
need to recognize that shit!

242
00:11:58,269 --> 00:12:00,813
I was a- I was a trailblazer!

243
00:12:00,897 --> 00:12:04,650
But these kids these days in fraternities,
it's like they don't have any respect.

244
00:12:04,734 --> 00:12:06,860
They don't care about anybody
but themselves, you know?

245
00:12:06,945 --> 00:12:09,696
And I don't understand that. It's like
they live in a fantasy world, where,

246
00:12:09,781 --> 00:12:12,699
"Oh, no. There's no consequences
for my actions.

247
00:12:12,784 --> 00:12:14,660
"I can do whatever the hell I want!

248
00:12:14,786 --> 00:12:17,204
And treat people however the hell
I want to treat 'em!"

249
00:12:17,288 --> 00:12:19,873
And I don't get that.
What are you doing, Frank? What is that?

250
00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:23,502
Well, what I'm doing is I'm cutting the
shower curtain in half waist high...

251
00:12:23,586 --> 00:12:27,714
so that when he's in using it,
people can see his junk.

252
00:12:27,841 --> 00:12:31,593
Wow, Frank. That Ritarall's having a very
interesting affect on what you think.

253
00:12:31,719 --> 00:12:33,679
I love this feeling!
Yeah!

254
00:12:33,805 --> 00:12:36,098
Got any more of it?
Does a bear shit in the woods?

255
00:12:36,182 --> 00:12:38,600
Well, cut up a couple of rails, buddy!
I'm gonna blast off!

256
00:12:38,685 --> 00:12:41,562
All right. Here you go.
All right.

257
00:12:41,646 --> 00:12:43,772
Let's do this!

258
00:12:46,317 --> 00:12:49,069
And we're done!
Ohh!

259
00:12:51,156 --> 00:12:53,949
That was awesome.
Oh, that's so awesome.

260
00:12:54,075 --> 00:12:56,785
That's so awesome.
And now you do us.

261
00:12:56,870 --> 00:12:59,246
Oh, man!
Yeah.

262
00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:00,831
And then for the best part.

263
00:13:00,957 --> 00:13:03,417
There's a better part than this?
There can't be a better part.

264
00:13:03,543 --> 00:13:04,835
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How?

265
00:13:04,919 --> 00:13:07,004
When we shower together
and wash each other off.

266
00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:08,464
Yeah, we do. Whoo!

267
00:13:08,548 --> 00:13:10,048
That's exactly what we're gonna do.

268
00:13:10,175 --> 00:13:11,717
What do you two clowns think you're doing?
That's awesome.

269
00:13:11,843 --> 00:13:14,928
Nah, it's cool, man. We're good.
We're good. No! You assholes gotta go!

270
00:13:15,013 --> 00:13:16,221
No, man.
Come on.

271
00:13:16,306 --> 00:13:18,223
Yeah, man. Yeah, you do.
You do, man. You do.

272
00:13:18,349 --> 00:13:19,766
Come on, man.
Hey. Hey, guys.

273
00:13:19,893 --> 00:13:21,977
I'm telling you no, dude.
I'm telling you no. Guys. Guys. Guys.

274
00:13:22,103 --> 00:13:25,689
We're trying to have a conversation, please.
No! You're not in the frat.

275
00:13:25,773 --> 00:13:27,232
Get out!
Guys, you're killing me.

276
00:13:27,358 --> 00:13:28,692
I'm gonna pull a Good Will Hunting.
No, no, Charlie.

277
00:13:28,818 --> 00:13:31,069
What's your major, dude?
Economics.

278
00:13:31,154 --> 00:13:33,530
Oh! Bet you're reading
a lot of Gordon Wood, huh!

279
00:13:33,615 --> 00:13:36,658
You read your Gordon Wood
and you regurgitate it from a textbook...

280
00:13:36,743 --> 00:13:38,827
and you think you're wicked
awesome doing that!

281
00:13:38,912 --> 00:13:42,122
And how about them apples?
And all that Gordon Wood business!

282
00:13:42,248 --> 00:13:45,292
I have no idea what you're talking about.
You are an idiot.

283
00:13:45,418 --> 00:13:48,629
You are an idiot.
Does no one know who Gordon Wood is?

284
00:13:48,713 --> 00:13:50,672
You know what, Cheesefoot?
Go get the stun gun.

285
00:13:50,757 --> 00:13:52,758
That's a great idea.
That's a great idea.

286
00:13:52,842 --> 00:13:56,929
Shit.

287
00:14:01,434 --> 00:14:03,352
Oh, yeah!
Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank! Dude!

288
00:14:03,478 --> 00:14:06,104
I'm finished!
Oh, yeah!

289
00:14:06,189 --> 00:14:08,273
I'm finished. What are you doing?
What do you got going on?

290
00:14:08,399 --> 00:14:10,442
What are you doing?
I'm doing this jerk-off's taxes!

291
00:14:10,527 --> 00:14:13,195
Next year the I.R.S. Will
audit the piss out of him!

292
00:14:13,279 --> 00:14:17,282
Oh! That's so weird! That's so-
That's long-term shit. I would- Yes!

293
00:14:17,408 --> 00:14:19,326
I like that! I like that!
Yes. Good.

294
00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:22,037
Do me a favor, man. Can you go
upstairs and look down onto the lawn?

295
00:14:22,121 --> 00:14:23,997
I've done it. I've done it.
I've done something.

296
00:14:24,123 --> 00:14:25,791
You've done it? Yeah.
Give me the cigar. I need that.

297
00:14:25,917 --> 00:14:27,501
What'd you do?
I have done "it."

298
00:14:27,585 --> 00:14:30,087
What?

299
00:14:32,674 --> 00:14:35,676
I've created a masterpiece.

300
00:14:42,433 --> 00:14:44,434
Wow.

301
00:14:47,313 --> 00:14:49,982
I think our work here is done.

302
00:15:00,743 --> 00:15:03,203
It's so unfair, dude.
Oh, yeah, dude.

303
00:15:03,329 --> 00:15:05,872
So unfair!
I mean, like,

304
00:15:05,957 --> 00:15:08,959
if I had known college
was anything like that,

305
00:15:09,085 --> 00:15:14,756
the amount of book learning I would have
put to my brain- Read! And math, dude!

306
00:15:14,841 --> 00:15:16,758
To get there and stay there.

307
00:15:16,884 --> 00:15:18,802
They shower together!
And naked.

308
00:15:18,886 --> 00:15:23,098
Oh! Boom! The rivalry's back on, boys!
It is back on!

309
00:15:23,182 --> 00:15:26,059
The rivalry's back on?
Oh, yeah! It's back on!

310
00:15:26,144 --> 00:15:28,437
All right! Rivalry! Rivalry.

311
00:15:28,521 --> 00:15:31,773
Rivalry. Rivalry. Rivalry.
Rivalry. Rivalry. Rivalry.

312
00:15:31,858 --> 00:15:35,736
Goddamn it. This feels forced. I...

313
00:15:35,862 --> 00:15:37,738
I'm not into it.
I'm definitely forcing it.

314
00:15:37,864 --> 00:15:40,449
Why is that? Something's off!
Something's off, dude!

315
00:15:40,533 --> 00:15:43,243
You know what it is for me?
I can only speak for myself.

316
00:15:43,328 --> 00:15:47,080
But it's those goddamn punk-ass frat kids, man.
They got to me, dude.

317
00:15:47,165 --> 00:15:49,499
They really got to me!
They burned me and I haven't let it go.

318
00:15:49,626 --> 00:15:52,836
Dude! They burned us too, man!
Did they burn you guys?

319
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,796
- Is that why you're painted like that?
- Yeah, what's going on?

320
00:15:54,922 --> 00:15:58,008
They have like this magical thing going on.
Things are different now.

321
00:15:58,092 --> 00:16:01,470
Hey, you guys. Watch this.

322
00:16:01,554 --> 00:16:04,473
Oh!

323
00:16:04,599 --> 00:16:06,350
Hey!
Oh! Oh!

324
00:16:06,434 --> 00:16:08,310
Ohh!
Ohh!

325
00:16:08,394 --> 00:16:10,228
Oh!

326
00:16:13,358 --> 00:16:15,275
Ten in a row!
Nice!

327
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,319
With everybody watching!
This guy! This guy!

328
00:16:17,403 --> 00:16:19,321
Holy shit!
That was amazing, Dee!

329
00:16:19,405 --> 00:16:21,323
And you just gave me
a thought, okay?

330
00:16:21,407 --> 00:16:24,493
- I think we need to rethink who our rivals are.
- What do you mean?

331
00:16:24,577 --> 00:16:27,621
Well, bro, the Art Sloan-Molly's
rivalry, that's, like, 10 years old!

332
00:16:27,705 --> 00:16:31,166
That's old shit, man! I think our new
rivals are those punk-ass frat kids!

333
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,794
- Dude, those guys are dicks.
- They're such dicks, man!

334
00:16:33,878 --> 00:16:35,796
And I think with Dee's
newfound flip cup skills,

335
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,131
we can embarrass
the shit out of those little bitches!

336
00:16:38,216 --> 00:16:40,425
I'll tell you what. I will take any
excuse to get back to that party.

337
00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:43,887
Okay! That's it! It's a rivalry!
The new rivalry!

338
00:16:47,642 --> 00:16:50,310
- What do you guys want?
- We want one game of flip cup.

339
00:16:50,395 --> 00:16:55,107
If you guys win, you get
to drink at our bar forever, for free.

340
00:16:55,191 --> 00:16:58,026
If we win, we get to come to
your frat whenever we want.

341
00:16:58,111 --> 00:17:00,862
- And paint girls!
- And get painted by them!

342
00:17:00,988 --> 00:17:02,906
And take showers with them!
Lots of showers.

343
00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:05,742
Okay. You're on.

344
00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:08,745
All right. These guys
are gonna be really fast.

345
00:17:08,830 --> 00:17:11,206
So we need to get on to a quick lead.
Dee, I want you to start us off.

346
00:17:11,332 --> 00:17:13,500
Really? Yes. Charlie, you're gonna
take us home as the anchor.

347
00:17:13,584 --> 00:17:14,876
Naturally.
All right.

348
00:17:14,961 --> 00:17:17,921
Oh, you guys. You guys,
I am not gonna let you down, okay?

349
00:17:18,047 --> 00:17:20,215
I know you're not, Sis. I'm proud of you.
We're really proud of you.

350
00:17:20,299 --> 00:17:22,092
Frank, you want to start us
of with some kind of cheer?

351
00:17:22,176 --> 00:17:24,094
Yeah, that's a good idea.

352
00:17:24,178 --> 00:17:27,305
Paddy's! Paddy's! Paddy's!

353
00:17:27,390 --> 00:17:30,016
Yeah!
Whoo!

354
00:17:30,101 --> 00:17:32,269
All right! All right!

355
00:17:32,353 --> 00:17:35,188
Okay, both teams ready?
Yeah!

356
00:17:35,273 --> 00:17:37,524
Go!
Go, Dee! Go, Dee! Go, Dee!

357
00:17:37,608 --> 00:17:40,569
- Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Come on, Dee!

358
00:17:40,653 --> 00:17:43,071
Come on! Don't think so hard!
Don't think so hard!

359
00:17:43,156 --> 00:17:45,490
- Hold on!
- Come on, Dee! Let's go!

360
00:17:45,575 --> 00:17:47,576
Come on! Come on, Dee!

361
00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:50,746
Come on, Dee!
Ease up on it, Dee! Ease up!

362
00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:52,873
Too hard! You're hitting
yourself in the head.

363
00:17:52,999 --> 00:17:54,750
Come on, Dee! What are you doing, Dee?
What are you doing?

364
00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:56,626
Oh, come on! Come on! Dee!

365
00:17:56,753 --> 00:17:58,712
Come on, Dee!

366
00:17:58,796 --> 00:18:01,298
No!

367
00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:07,262
- Your beer, free for us, for life!
- For life!

368
00:18:07,346 --> 00:18:11,057
You guys, I'm sorry.
You guys, one more time.

369
00:18:11,142 --> 00:18:13,018
Let's just challenge them to one more!
You know what I mean?

370
00:18:13,144 --> 00:18:16,271
I feel like we could really get these guys!
Don't you see, Dee?

371
00:18:16,355 --> 00:18:20,233
We've already won.

372
00:18:20,318 --> 00:18:22,277
What does that mean?
What are you talking about?

373
00:18:22,361 --> 00:18:25,489
Ohh! Oh, God.

374
00:18:25,573 --> 00:18:28,533
Hey, what- Whoa.
What's going on with me?

375
00:18:28,618 --> 00:18:32,078
Oh, what's going on is that
you just drank a cup of poison!

376
00:18:34,999 --> 00:18:36,958
Paddy's Pub, bitches!

377
00:18:37,043 --> 00:18:39,753
- You guys poisoned the beer?
- Yes, Dee, we did poison the beer.

378
00:18:39,837 --> 00:18:41,671
That was the only way we could
beat these little bitches!

379
00:18:41,756 --> 00:18:45,383
I thought you guys believed in me.
You were so proud of me.

380
00:18:45,510 --> 00:18:46,843
Oh, no.
We knew you were gonna choke.

381
00:18:46,969 --> 00:18:49,012
Yeah. Yeah. We knew you'd pretty
much choke under pressure.

382
00:18:49,138 --> 00:18:51,306
Which is why-
We poisoned your ass!

383
00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:53,099
Flip, flip, Flipadelphia!

384
00:18:53,184 --> 00:18:55,101
Flip, flip, Flipadelphia!

385
00:18:55,186 --> 00:18:57,145
Flip, flip, Flipadelphia!

386
00:18:57,230 --> 00:19:01,274
Flip, flip, Flipadelphia!
Flip, Flipadelphia!

387
00:19:01,359 --> 00:19:03,276
Flip, flip, Flipadelphia!

388
00:19:03,361 --> 00:19:05,487
Flip, flip, Flipadelphia!

389
00:19:10,910 --> 00:19:13,203
Pull! Yank!

390
00:19:13,287 --> 00:19:15,872
Rip 'em off!
Pull 'em of! Yank em! Yank 'em!

391
00:19:15,998 --> 00:19:17,874
They're not coming off!
Yank 'em! Yank 'em!

392
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,918
We're gonna have to burn
'em off, I think. No!

393
00:19:20,002 --> 00:19:22,254
Gotta get 'em off
'cause I got no circulation in my legs.

394
00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:24,923
Yeah, I don't know.
You've got to be kidding me.

395
00:19:25,049 --> 00:19:27,801
Whoa-ho. Hey, hey, pump your brakes there, pal.
Slow down for a second.

396
00:19:27,927 --> 00:19:30,345
What- What's your problem exactly?
What- What's my problem?

397
00:19:30,429 --> 00:19:35,267
Okay, you know what? You disrespected my business.
You vandalized my home.

398
00:19:35,351 --> 00:19:37,352
All in the name of some
stupid drinking competition.

399
00:19:37,436 --> 00:19:40,355
And then when I finally cave in,
you don't even show up.

400
00:19:40,481 --> 00:19:44,818
Show up for what?
Well... Flipadelphia!

401
00:19:44,944 --> 00:19:46,444
Oh, Flipadelphia!
Oh, sh...

402
00:19:46,571 --> 00:19:47,904
Was that today?
Yeah, dude.

403
00:19:47,989 --> 00:19:50,532
Okay, you know what?
I want a challenge. Okay?

404
00:19:50,616 --> 00:19:54,744
My bar. Flip cup. Today. Let's go!

405
00:19:54,871 --> 00:19:56,913
Nah. We've moved on.
Yeah, I'm over it.

406
00:19:56,998 --> 00:19:59,624
You know what?
That's gonna be a pass for me too.

407
00:19:59,709 --> 00:20:01,668
Yeah. I don't feel well at all.
They poisoned me.

408
00:20:01,752 --> 00:20:05,130
I'm not feeling it either.
So that's gonna be a unanimous no from us.

409
00:20:05,214 --> 00:20:07,340
Sorry.

410
00:20:07,425 --> 00:20:09,426
God!

411
00:20:12,346 --> 00:20:13,722
- Hey, now.
- Come on, man.

412
00:20:13,848 --> 00:20:15,473
What was that?
Totally uncalled for.

413
00:20:15,558 --> 00:20:17,809
- Who slams a door?
- Babies.

414
00:20:17,894 --> 00:20:21,313
That guy's got some real growing up to do.
I mean, have some respect, for Christ's sake.

415
00:20:21,397 --> 00:20:23,732
Goddamn savage.

416
00:20:23,816 --> 00:20:25,775
I am a legend.

417
00:21:10,613 --> 00:21:11,613
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