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Thank you so much for taking
the time to meet with us.

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- Yes, this shouldn't take long.
- So...

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You'd like to buy a boat.

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Yes, we have recently come into
a considerable amount of money.

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Now I'm not gonna bore you with details,
but let's just say

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that my friends here
set up for a *** adventure...

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- Actually we're not supposed to talk about...
- That's true but...

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Yeah, technically we're doing a couple
of things in the hush hush from Uncle Sam...

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The point is we're flush.
We are 25 hundred dollars flush.

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So don't worry about that.

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So we'd like to take some of that money
and taste a bit of the high life.

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We've also talked to our friend here

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into throwing
his entire life savings into the venture.

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That's right.

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You see, I'm in it for the lifestyle
as well as the great investment.

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Okay, well, then what is it
you guys are looking for?

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Let's talk needs, please?

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I'd like to talk needs first.

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Now I have the need for speed.

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It's very important, it's inherent,
there's nothing I can do about it.

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So speed is a must.

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Absolutely, but we are also
looking to entertain guests upon

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this boat, so...
Yeah, we're gonna throw some

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P. Diddy-style parties
up on the deck.

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Um, can we talk
shrimp for a minute?

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I'd like the boat to be able to haul
in a tremendous amount of shrimp.

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Sort of a Forrest Gump-size
amount of shrimp.

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Um, you should be writing
this down, I think.

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Why are you not
writing this down?

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Oh, let me just see
if I have this right here.

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Please, correct me if I'm wrong.

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It seems what you guys are
looking for is some sort of

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P. Diddy-style shrimping vessel.

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All right!

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That's it!

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You're a really good listener,
and I didn't peg you

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for one when I walked in here 'cause
of the pinky ring, but that's great.

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You know, I've got just the boat for you.

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Well, here she is, The
Drowning Sailor.

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It, uh, doesn't meet, well,
uh, any of your specs.

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Look, I'm gonna level
with you, pal.

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We... we saw this coming a mile

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away, and we've had our hearts
set on this boat thing for

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days now, which, in our world,
is a level of focus in which

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I personally have
never experienced.

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But I'm gonna go out on a limb here
and I'm gonna say... We'll take it!

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Mm-hmm.

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What-what-what are you doing?

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I was-I was doing a thing.

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You were taking a
long time, dude.

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You're taking way too long.

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We wanted to buy a boat.

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Let's get the boat.

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I was taking a little while
because I was doing a little

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presentation...
Dennis, what if someone walks

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down the deck and makes
an offer before us?

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Nobody's gonna make an offer
before I finish my thing.

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They might have.

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We're not the only people in town that want...
I'm confused.

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Are you gonna take
the boat or not?

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Yes, we're taking the boat.

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We're buying the boat.

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We want to add a little
fanfare into the situation.

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My friends here, they
couldn't wait for that.

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Yes, we're-we're
taking the boat.

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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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What a score!

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Yeah!

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Houseboat, huh?

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Yeah, absolutely...
Well, the houseboat offers all

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the advantages of a house, but
with the excitement of the sea.

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Think of all the fish
we're gonna catch.

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It's not just fish, Frank.

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You gotta start thinking
about shrimp, okay?

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Oh-oh-oh.

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We're gonna be hauling in so
much shrimp every day, it's

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gonna pay for itself ten times over.

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Picture tiny shrimp crawling
all over this boat.

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- Every inch of it...
- Guys...

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Can we not focus on the shrimp
cause we have so much work to do.

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It's a shrimp boat.

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I'd like to have at least one
conversation about shrimp.

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No. No, shrimp is a very
small aspect of the whole...

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Most important part of the...
No, you know what?

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I'll tell you what.

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Shrimp or no shrimp, I'm
very excited about it.

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Yeah.

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And I say we take this little
lady onto the sea and get loaded.

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Well, slow your roll there, Dee.

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The lady's not quite ready
to go out to the sea yet.

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There's a lot of prep work
that still has to be done.

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So, actually, Frank and Charlie,
I want you to start by scraping

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the barnacles off the bottom of
the boat, 'cause that probably

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hasn't been done in years,
while Dee and Mac and I go in

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to the inside and check out the
decor situation, you know?

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One word.

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Shrimp.

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Okay, yeah.

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No, just as I suspected, we got
our work cut out for us, guys.

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This isn't Diddyesque at all.

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No, no, we gotta get
rid of all this shit.

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Are you guys crazy?

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This boat is awesome.

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How about a little of this?

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Huh?

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What the hell is that?

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This?

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That's my P. Diddy boat dance.

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Uh!

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You look like one of this inflatable
dancing things at the used car lot.

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The ones that flail
around in the wind.

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No, I don't.

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I look good.

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No, Dee, that's exactly
what you look like.

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I promise you that's
what you look like.

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You can't dance for shit!

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I can dance, and you don't know
what you're talking about.

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I'm gonna bring one of those
in so you can see it.

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Okay, why don't you bring the guy
in, we'll have a dance competition?

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I'm gonna be the judge
of that contest!

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I'm gonna show...!

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There's not gonna be a contest!

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Stop! Everybody stop! Shut up!

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No, nobody's bringing any trashy
inflatable man on this boat.

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Absolutely not.

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Dee, stop dancing.

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You look like an asshole.

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We're not there yet.

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We have a lot of work to do first.

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Okay, Dee, since you didn't
invest any money in this

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venture, you're gonna be the one that's
got to do all the hard labor here.

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So I need you to get rid of all
this shit, and make the boat

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look nice, okay?

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Whoa-whoa-whoa.

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Hard work?

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What are you talking about?

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Work first, and then you can
do your weird inflatable

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tube-man P. Diddy dance.

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Or whatever it is.

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You know what I'm looking forward to?

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Is catching me some
Delaware River catfish.

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Oh, yeah!

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They are so tasty!

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I used to eat 'em when I was a kid.

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You can't buy 'em in
the stores no more.

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Why is that?

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The goddamned EPA.

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They says they're toxic.

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Toxic my ass.

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I mean, they're just endangered.

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They're tasty, man.

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Frank. This boat is the best
investment I ever made, man.

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I mean, it's huge!

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We're gonna pop over to the boat store
real quick and grab some, uh...

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Whoa!
What the hell are you guys doing?

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- We're loading our gear.
- No, no, no. You should not be loading.

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No one should be bringing
anything onto the boat.

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You should be scraping, okay?

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Yes.

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So, scrape.

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Oh, well, we're gonna scrape the boat.

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We are gonna scrape the boat.

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Are you patronizing me?

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Don't patronize me.

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Don't do that.

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No one's patronizing you, all right?

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Here's what we'll do:

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we'll scrape all these little
delicious oysters or whatever

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off the side of the boat.

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We'll put 'em in a pot, we'll boil
'em up for before you get back.

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We'll cook 'em for you.

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There you go.

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No, those are barnacles.

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Do not eat those.

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Do not cook them in a pot
and serve them to us.

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Okay, all that.

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Honestly, don't eat those.

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You'll get very, very sick, okay?

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Yeah.

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Now that is a direct
order from your captain.

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Whoa!
Since when are you the captain?

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Well, clearly I'm the captain.

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Who else would be the captain.

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I feel like I would be the captain.

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Dennis?

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I don't give a shit.

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I'm captain! I call it!

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Locked in. Boom.

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Scrape. Let's go.

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Let's go. Let's go.

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I ain't scraping shit.

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No, we're not scraping!

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No, no scraping.

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Here's what we're gonna do.

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We're gonna fire up the boat, right?

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Yeah.

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We're gonna take it out on
the ocean, we're gonna get

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some oysters. And shrimp.

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And shrimpies!

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Toss me the keys.

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Here you go.

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What the hell was that?

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Well, it's the keys.

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I threw 'em right at ya.

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I asked you to toss 'em!

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You threw 'em overhand!

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That's the way I throw!

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Jump in there and get 'em.

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I'm not going in there.

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I don't sink.

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What?

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I get in there, I just bob
around like a cauliflower.

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Don't give me lines, man.

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Jump in the ocean and
get the damn keys!

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No, I'm not going in.

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Charlie, I'm not going in.

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It's your boat. You go on in.

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You son of a bitch.

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All right.

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Yo.

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Hey, buddy.

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Uh, I got us some turpentine, some
wax and some high-gloss boat paint.

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This shit is really expensive.

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Oh, dude, you're telling me.

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I picked us up some new slacks
and docksiders so we could have

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the right look, you know,
and fit in and everything.

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We're running pretty low on
remaining dick towel money though.

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Plus, we got to fill that thing
up with gas, and... I know, man.

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We got to pop by the department
store, pick up the mattress.

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I want to get a nice one, too.

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You know what I'm saying?

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The what? The mattress?

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What do we need a mattress for?

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What do you mean what do
we need a mattress for?

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Why in the hell do you think we just
spent all that money on a boat?

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The whole purpose of buying the
boat in the first place was to

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get the ladies nice and tipsy
topside, so we can take them to

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a nice comfortable place below deck
and, you know, they can't refuse.

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Because of the implication.

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Oh. Uh, okay.

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You had me going for the first part,

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but the second half kind of threw me.

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Well, dude, dude, think about it.

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She's out in the middle of nowhere
with some dude she barely knows.

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She looks around and
what does she see?

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Nothing but open ocean.

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"Ah, there's nowhere for me to run.

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What am I going to do, say no?"

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Okay.

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That seems really dark.

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No, it's not dark.

252
00:08:04,712 --> 00:08:05,712
You're misunderstanding me, bro.

253
00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:06,413
I think I am.

254
00:08:06,481 --> 00:08:07,147
Yeah, you are.

255
00:08:07,215 --> 00:08:09,316
Because if the girl said no,
then the answer obviously is no.

256
00:08:09,384 --> 00:08:09,983
No.

257
00:08:10,051 --> 00:08:11,518
But the thing is, she's
not going to say no.

258
00:08:11,586 --> 00:08:14,655
She would never say no,
because of the implication.

259
00:08:16,457 --> 00:08:19,926
Now... you said that word
"implication" a couple of times.

260
00:08:19,994 --> 00:08:21,461
What... what implication?

261
00:08:21,529 --> 00:08:24,231
The implication that things
might go wrong for her if she

262
00:08:24,298 --> 00:08:25,732
refuses to sleep with me.

263
00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,268
You know, not that things are
going to go wrong for her, but

264
00:08:28,336 --> 00:08:29,536
she's thinking that they will.

265
00:08:29,604 --> 00:08:32,272
But it sounds like she doesn't
want to have sex with you.

266
00:08:32,340 --> 00:08:33,740
Why aren't you understanding this?

267
00:08:33,808 --> 00:08:36,109
I don't... She doesn't know whether
she wants to have sex with me.

268
00:08:36,177 --> 00:08:36,777
She doesn't know?

269
00:08:36,844 --> 00:08:37,444
That's not the issue.

270
00:08:37,512 --> 00:08:38,178
Are you going to hurt women?

271
00:08:38,246 --> 00:08:39,546
I'm not going to hurt these women.

272
00:08:39,614 --> 00:08:40,213
Oh, okay.

273
00:08:40,281 --> 00:08:41,548
Why would I ever hurt these women?

274
00:08:41,616 --> 00:08:42,215
I don't know.

275
00:08:42,283 --> 00:08:43,717
I feel like you're not
getting this at all.

276
00:08:43,785 --> 00:08:44,685
I'm not getting it.

277
00:08:44,752 --> 00:08:46,086
Goddamn.

278
00:08:46,154 --> 00:08:47,054
Don't you look at me like that.

279
00:08:47,121 --> 00:08:48,922
You certainly wouldn't
be in any danger.

280
00:08:48,990 --> 00:08:49,656
So they are in danger?

281
00:08:49,724 --> 00:08:50,657
No one's in any danger.

282
00:08:50,725 --> 00:08:52,626
How can I make that any
more clear to you?

283
00:08:52,694 --> 00:08:54,761
Okay, it's an implication of danger.

284
00:08:54,829 --> 00:08:55,829
You know what, just drop it.

285
00:08:55,897 --> 00:08:56,930
Let's drop it.

286
00:08:56,998 --> 00:08:59,833
Buy your shit and let's
get out of here.

287
00:09:03,853 --> 00:09:05,187
Oh, Charlie.

288
00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:06,221
Charlie, you got 'em?

289
00:09:06,289 --> 00:09:07,355
No keys. Can't find 'em.

290
00:09:07,423 --> 00:09:08,290
What?

291
00:09:08,357 --> 00:09:10,458
I found a couple cool things.

292
00:09:10,526 --> 00:09:11,326
What?

293
00:09:11,394 --> 00:09:12,727
I got a tooth.

294
00:09:12,795 --> 00:09:14,196
Ooh, look at that.

295
00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:16,575
- It's like a horse's tooth or something.
- Oh, yeah.

296
00:09:16,695 --> 00:09:18,310
- And look at this bullet
- Uh.

297
00:09:18,634 --> 00:09:19,857
This is a war relic.

298
00:09:20,152 --> 00:09:21,503
This could be valuable.

299
00:09:21,756 --> 00:09:23,905
What the hell happened down there?

300
00:09:23,973 --> 00:09:24,973
Some kind of horse massacre?

301
00:09:25,041 --> 00:09:26,241
Could be.

302
00:09:26,309 --> 00:09:27,275
Could be, right?

303
00:09:27,343 --> 00:09:27,943
Yeah.

304
00:09:28,010 --> 00:09:29,611
Dude, there's so much cool shit
down there, I'm gonna keep

305
00:09:29,679 --> 00:09:30,612
diving looking for it.

306
00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:32,614
I need a flashlight 'cause it's dark.

307
00:09:32,682 --> 00:09:33,682
Flashlight coming up.

308
00:09:33,749 --> 00:09:35,917
Just toss it to me real quick.

309
00:09:35,985 --> 00:09:37,285
Come on, man.

310
00:09:37,353 --> 00:09:38,920
I throw overhand, Charlie.

311
00:09:39,889 --> 00:09:40,755
Ooh!

312
00:09:46,395 --> 00:09:48,496
What the hell are you doing in here?

313
00:09:48,564 --> 00:09:51,266
Just throwing all these old,
like, dolls and compasses and

314
00:09:51,334 --> 00:09:53,435
hairbrushes and shit overboard.

315
00:09:53,502 --> 00:09:55,403
Mac and Dennis are making me clean up.

316
00:09:55,471 --> 00:09:58,540
Well, this is a shit hole, isn't it?

317
00:09:58,608 --> 00:09:59,741
Yeah.

318
00:09:59,809 --> 00:10:00,875
Maybe we should gut it.

319
00:10:00,943 --> 00:10:01,810
All right.

320
00:10:01,877 --> 00:10:05,280
Let's see...
Ooh, ah, here we go.

321
00:10:05,348 --> 00:10:06,114
Now, let's see.

322
00:10:06,182 --> 00:10:09,584
Start with this beautiful baby here.

323
00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,052
Whoa.

324
00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,687
Crash and burn.

325
00:10:12,755 --> 00:10:16,191
Holy mackerel.

326
00:10:16,292 --> 00:10:18,693
Die, you sucker!

327
00:10:18,761 --> 00:10:21,363
Oh, baby, look out.

328
00:10:23,399 --> 00:10:26,034
Whoa! That ain't good.

329
00:10:29,839 --> 00:10:32,140
Whoa, Christ.

330
00:10:32,208 --> 00:10:34,876
Think about, like, all the
movies and the books and all

331
00:10:34,944 --> 00:10:37,779
the stories of all the
terrible awful, awful things

332
00:10:37,847 --> 00:10:39,848
that have happened out in
the middle of the ocean.

333
00:10:39,915 --> 00:10:41,783
You know, that's the stuff
that's, like, rattling around in

334
00:10:41,851 --> 00:10:44,886
her head, informing her decision as
to whether she sleeps with me or not.

335
00:10:44,954 --> 00:10:45,754
That's all I'm saying.

336
00:10:45,821 --> 00:10:47,956
It's not like a big thing, or...
Uh-huh.

337
00:10:48,024 --> 00:10:50,258
Look, I need you to
understand this, okay?

338
00:10:50,326 --> 00:10:52,894
You're making it seem like I'm
some sort of monster or something.

339
00:10:52,962 --> 00:10:53,762
Yeah, okay.

340
00:10:53,829 --> 00:10:55,697
Hey, wha...
what is going on in there?

341
00:10:55,765 --> 00:10:56,398
Like this?

342
00:10:56,465 --> 00:10:57,866
It's more like a rolling sway.

343
00:10:57,933 --> 00:10:58,600
Like this. There you go.

344
00:10:58,668 --> 00:11:00,235
What the hell are you
guys doing in here?

345
00:11:00,303 --> 00:11:02,771
Oh, my God, what the hell
did you do to our boat?

346
00:11:02,838 --> 00:11:03,738
Uh, we were cleaning it.

347
00:11:04,473 --> 00:11:06,341
Wow, wow, wow, what's that all about?

348
00:11:06,409 --> 00:11:08,410
You're just breaking
everything in this boat.

349
00:11:08,477 --> 00:11:10,845
You were supposed to be fixing
it up and making it look nice.

350
00:11:10,913 --> 00:11:13,081
Crew meeting! Crew meeting!

351
00:11:13,149 --> 00:11:14,082
Where is Charlie?

352
00:11:14,150 --> 00:11:14,883
He's in the water.

353
00:11:14,950 --> 00:11:17,585
What is he doing in the water?

354
00:11:17,653 --> 00:11:19,454
Charlie.

355
00:11:19,522 --> 00:11:21,389
Aw, dude, what are you doing?

356
00:11:21,457 --> 00:11:22,791
Oh, hey, guys, come here.

357
00:11:22,858 --> 00:11:25,460
You are not going to believe how
much cool shit is under the boat.

358
00:11:25,528 --> 00:11:27,395
There's like a whole
world of ancient stuff.

359
00:11:27,463 --> 00:11:29,130
There was a horse massacre,
right, in the Revolutionary

360
00:11:29,198 --> 00:11:30,965
times, and then there's
like a pirate ship.

361
00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:33,301
Like, I found all these
old pretty little dolls.

362
00:11:33,421 --> 00:11:36,417
- No. - Maybe like a brush, like
a pirate is brushing his hair...

363
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,083
Killed the horse and
then jumped in the ocean?

364
00:11:38,203 --> 00:11:40,275
Goddamn it, I've been cleaning
up in there for hours

365
00:11:40,343 --> 00:11:43,545
throwing this shit overboard and
you're just dragging it all back up.

366
00:11:43,612 --> 00:11:45,380
You've been dumping the
trash in the ocean?

367
00:11:45,448 --> 00:11:47,916
Why-why-why are you swimming in
the water in the first place?

368
00:11:47,983 --> 00:11:49,517
He dropped the keys in the water.

369
00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:52,620
I did not... All right, first of all,
he threw the keys at me overhand.

370
00:11:52,688 --> 00:11:53,788
You should have seen this throw.

371
00:11:53,856 --> 00:11:56,124
We leave you guys alone for 45
minutes and you destroy the

372
00:11:56,192 --> 00:11:59,461
interior of the boat, you lose the keys...
I can get those keys.

373
00:11:59,528 --> 00:12:01,696
I just need you guys to buy me
some scuba equipment so I can

374
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:02,831
stay down there longer.

375
00:12:02,898 --> 00:12:04,866
Do you realize how much money
scuba equipment costs?

376
00:12:04,934 --> 00:12:05,900
No. Rent the cheap stuff.

377
00:12:05,968 --> 00:12:07,669
Just rent some cheap stuff, all right?

378
00:12:07,737 --> 00:12:10,305
In the meantime, we'll clear all
this stuff off... we'll start

379
00:12:10,373 --> 00:12:11,473
to paint, all right?

380
00:12:11,540 --> 00:12:15,510
By the time you guys come back,
I promise you, I promise, the

381
00:12:15,578 --> 00:12:17,912
boat will be looking better.

382
00:12:17,980 --> 00:12:19,280
I can't tell.

383
00:12:19,348 --> 00:12:20,215
Is he patronizing me again?

384
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:21,783
I can't...
I can't even tell anymore.

385
00:12:21,851 --> 00:12:24,185
No, no, what he's saying is
really stupid, but it's sincere,

386
00:12:24,253 --> 00:12:25,587
okay? It's sincere this time.

387
00:12:25,654 --> 00:12:27,489
I think you're just a
little sensitive to it.

388
00:12:27,556 --> 00:12:28,223
Sorry, Charlie.

389
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:29,691
I'm sorry, too.

390
00:12:29,759 --> 00:12:30,558
That was patronizing!

391
00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:32,193
You can't patronize your captain.

392
00:12:32,261 --> 00:12:34,195
That's a sea law.

393
00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:40,735
Yo, dude.

394
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,071
You realize how much
boating equipment costs?

395
00:12:43,139 --> 00:12:44,806
It's crazy, it's astronomical.

396
00:12:44,874 --> 00:12:47,208
I can't believe how much
they charge for this shit.

397
00:12:47,276 --> 00:12:50,345
You know, Dee, Frank and
Charlie are driving me crazy.

398
00:12:50,413 --> 00:12:52,414
We're spending all of our dick
towel money and they're throwing

399
00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:55,617
keys into the water and losing everything...
And you're not even listening to me.

400
00:12:55,684 --> 00:12:56,284
No, I heard you.

401
00:12:56,352 --> 00:12:57,619
You said a bunch of words, right?

402
00:12:57,686 --> 00:12:58,353
Look at this.

403
00:12:58,421 --> 00:12:59,187
What is that?

404
00:12:59,255 --> 00:13:01,356
It's like some kind of
dock party mixer, dude.

405
00:13:01,424 --> 00:13:02,023
It's a flyer.

406
00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:02,891
Look at these chicks.

407
00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:03,558
And an anchor.

408
00:13:03,626 --> 00:13:05,326
Dude, that's what we need to be doing.

409
00:13:05,394 --> 00:13:07,128
We need to be mixing it up at
mixers with other boat people

410
00:13:07,196 --> 00:13:08,196
and living the lifestyle.

411
00:13:08,264 --> 00:13:08,863
You're right.

412
00:13:08,931 --> 00:13:09,531
Okay, cool.

413
00:13:09,598 --> 00:13:11,232
And then we'll be back
in the high life again.

414
00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:11,900
Yeah.

415
00:13:11,967 --> 00:13:12,600
Like Stevie Nicks.

416
00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:14,436
That's actually Steve Winwood.

417
00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:15,737
Right. Same dude, right?

418
00:13:15,805 --> 00:13:17,372
It's not the same dude.

419
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:18,706
Actually, one's not even a dude.

420
00:13:18,774 --> 00:13:20,008
Are you sure?

421
00:13:20,075 --> 00:13:21,142
Yeah, I'm sure.

422
00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:21,843
It doesn't matter.

423
00:13:21,911 --> 00:13:22,510
I love that song.

424
00:13:22,578 --> 00:13:23,344
Let's buy that CD.

425
00:13:23,412 --> 00:13:25,213
Well, first of all, I
love that song, too.

426
00:13:25,281 --> 00:13:26,281
That's why I already own the CD.

427
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:27,982
I own all of Steve Winwood's shit.

428
00:13:28,050 --> 00:13:28,817
You should know this.

429
00:13:28,884 --> 00:13:30,785
And secondly, we have not been
on the same page all day.

430
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:33,321
We can't be spending money
on CDs that I already own.

431
00:13:33,389 --> 00:13:35,423
We're spending too
much money as it is.

432
00:13:35,491 --> 00:13:39,394
It's bad enough I let you buy that
stupid inflatable guy from the car lot.

433
00:13:41,831 --> 00:13:43,298
Stop it!

434
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:44,999
Stop it!

435
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:46,401
Goddamn it, don't!

436
00:13:46,469 --> 00:13:48,403
It's not the puffy
guy... it's this music.

437
00:13:48,471 --> 00:13:50,724
This aggressive music you're playing.

438
00:13:50,844 --> 00:13:54,143
- This is not...
- It's got nothing to do with the music.

439
00:13:54,263 --> 00:13:55,091
Listen to me.

440
00:13:55,211 --> 00:13:56,211
Listen to me!

441
00:13:56,278 --> 00:13:57,111
I'm turning you off.

442
00:13:57,179 --> 00:13:57,812
You're crazy.

443
00:13:58,547 --> 00:13:59,781
Riled you up.

444
00:13:59,849 --> 00:14:02,584
Yo, you guys...
Look at you... fighting with a green guy.

445
00:14:02,651 --> 00:14:04,519
Dudes, you're never going to
believe what I just found

446
00:14:04,587 --> 00:14:06,120
floating off the end of the boat.

447
00:14:06,188 --> 00:14:08,389
Okay, I'm scraping those little delicious
oysters off the bottom, right?

448
00:14:08,457 --> 00:14:09,858
Why is this turned off?

449
00:14:09,925 --> 00:14:10,658
You're back.

450
00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:13,461
You don't even... Well, well, I got
to say, guys, I'm very impressed.

451
00:14:13,529 --> 00:14:14,929
The boat's really
starting to come along.

452
00:14:14,997 --> 00:14:16,664
I didn't think you guys had it in you.

453
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:17,398
Yeah.

454
00:14:17,466 --> 00:14:19,901
There's a couple more brushes
here and a little paint.

455
00:14:19,969 --> 00:14:22,637
Get to work, we'll do the
trim and then we'll be done.

456
00:14:22,705 --> 00:14:23,304
Us?

457
00:14:23,372 --> 00:14:24,339
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

458
00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:26,040
We're not going to be
doing any of that.

459
00:14:26,108 --> 00:14:26,908
No, no, no.

460
00:14:26,976 --> 00:14:28,376
You're not going to
be doing any of that?

461
00:14:28,444 --> 00:14:29,043
What do you mean?

462
00:14:29,111 --> 00:14:30,478
We're not going to be
doing any of the work.

463
00:14:30,546 --> 00:14:32,013
That's-that's what you guys are doing.

464
00:14:32,081 --> 00:14:32,814
That was the whole deal.

465
00:14:32,882 --> 00:14:34,482
No, we got a party to get ready for.

466
00:14:34,550 --> 00:14:37,685
Yeah, so... We're going to do all the
work while you guys go to a party?

467
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:38,586
We got to socialize.

468
00:14:38,654 --> 00:14:39,287
Yeah.

469
00:14:39,355 --> 00:14:40,021
I could socialize.

470
00:14:40,089 --> 00:14:41,556
Uh, no.
Not looking like you're looking.

471
00:14:41,624 --> 00:14:44,092
You're covered in paint and dirt and
grime and all kinds of shit, so...

472
00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:46,194
You're skin looks like leather and
you got blisters all over you.

473
00:14:46,262 --> 00:14:47,529
You guys look absolutely terrible.

474
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,597
Well...
Well, we're out of here.

475
00:14:49,665 --> 00:14:53,167
So, Charlie, there's your,
uh, there's your scuba gear.

476
00:14:53,235 --> 00:14:54,402
Find the keys.

477
00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:56,137
Just find 'em.

478
00:14:56,205 --> 00:14:58,540
Oh, guys... keep up the good work.

479
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,608
See, now they flipped it around.

480
00:15:00,676 --> 00:15:02,243
They're patronizing us.

481
00:15:02,311 --> 00:15:03,645
Absolutely patronizing us, Frank.

482
00:15:03,712 --> 00:15:05,947
That's right, they're patronizing...
But don't take it to heart,

483
00:15:06,015 --> 00:15:07,649
buddy, 'cause I got something
that's going to cheer you up.

484
00:15:07,716 --> 00:15:08,316
What?

485
00:15:08,384 --> 00:15:08,983
Guess who found the keys.

486
00:15:09,051 --> 00:15:09,651
The keys!

487
00:15:09,718 --> 00:15:10,318
You found the keys!

488
00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:11,719
Dude, they were just
floating under the boat.

489
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:13,087
They got a little
floaty thing on them.

490
00:15:13,155 --> 00:15:14,522
This is amazing, by the
way... these floaty things.

491
00:15:14,590 --> 00:15:17,084
We should patent this.

492
00:15:20,983 --> 00:15:22,541
Okay, I think this is it.

493
00:15:22,661 --> 00:15:23,997
Now this is much more our speed.

494
00:15:24,117 --> 00:15:25,942
These are the kind of people
we should be hanging out with.

495
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,433
Man, now this is a boat.

496
00:15:28,502 --> 00:15:29,569
Ahoy, ahoy.

497
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:30,870
Hi, hi.

498
00:15:30,938 --> 00:15:32,005
A couple of fellow yachters.

499
00:15:32,072 --> 00:15:36,075
Saw your flyer at the boat store...
Oh.

500
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:38,037
Do we have the wrong yacht?

501
00:15:38,157 --> 00:15:40,038
No, no, no, no, come on
in and grab a drink.

502
00:15:40,254 --> 00:15:41,525
We're just getting warmed up.

503
00:15:41,645 --> 00:15:42,912
Okay.

504
00:15:42,979 --> 00:15:43,646
Sure.

505
00:15:43,713 --> 00:15:46,269
Let's just...
Yeah.

506
00:15:48,316 --> 00:15:50,719
Uh, can I talk to you for a second?

507
00:15:50,787 --> 00:15:51,654
Yeah.

508
00:15:51,721 --> 00:15:53,622
Um, this isn't the
crowd I was expecting.

509
00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:56,525
These guys are more barnacle covered
and sunburned than Dee and Frank.

510
00:15:56,593 --> 00:15:58,461
Let's not rush to judgment, okay?

511
00:15:58,528 --> 00:15:59,862
These are real men of the sea.

512
00:15:59,930 --> 00:16:02,064
Maybe this whole thing
isn't about meeting girls.

513
00:16:02,132 --> 00:16:05,334
Maybe it's about having an adventure,
you know, an open ocean adventure.

514
00:16:05,402 --> 00:16:06,535
Take a look at this guy.

515
00:16:06,603 --> 00:16:07,937
How'd he lose that hand?

516
00:16:08,004 --> 00:16:11,507
I bet you it was some kind
of crazy adventure, right?

517
00:16:11,627 --> 00:16:12,901
Let's find out.

518
00:16:16,038 --> 00:16:20,008
Hey, bro, how'd you lose that hand?

519
00:16:20,075 --> 00:16:22,544
Diabetes.

520
00:16:22,611 --> 00:16:24,178
Oh.

521
00:16:24,246 --> 00:16:30,099
Um, that's not, uh, much
of an adventure, is it?

522
00:16:30,219 --> 00:16:32,353
Kind of tragic.

523
00:16:32,421 --> 00:16:35,623
Yeah.

524
00:16:35,691 --> 00:16:39,127
You know, we'll let you get back to...
We're just going to go over to

525
00:16:39,194 --> 00:16:40,194
the bar and grab a drink.

526
00:16:40,262 --> 00:16:42,997
I'd offer to pour you a drink,
but you probably can't drink

527
00:16:43,065 --> 00:16:46,234
though with the...
diabetes.

528
00:16:46,302 --> 00:16:48,870
Diabetes.

529
00:16:48,938 --> 00:16:50,939
Yeah, yeah.

530
00:16:54,577 --> 00:16:56,811
Look, you know what,
I was wrong, dude.

531
00:16:56,879 --> 00:16:57,712
This is a bummer.

532
00:16:57,780 --> 00:16:59,013
Yeah, this is a major bummer.

533
00:16:59,081 --> 00:17:00,081
Let's get the hell out of here.

534
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:00,748
What do you say?

535
00:17:00,816 --> 00:17:01,416
Yeah.

536
00:17:01,483 --> 00:17:03,284
Hey, listen, guys,
thanks for everything.

537
00:17:03,352 --> 00:17:05,019
I think we're just going
to take off, though.

538
00:17:05,087 --> 00:17:06,721
No, no, no, no, don't do that.

539
00:17:06,789 --> 00:17:08,156
We're just getting warmed up.

540
00:17:08,223 --> 00:17:10,458
We're going to set sail soon, and
we're going to have a couple

541
00:17:10,526 --> 00:17:11,926
of tasty treats out there.

542
00:17:11,994 --> 00:17:13,561
It's going to get nuts out
there, fellas, right?

543
00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:17,732
We're going to be out
on open ocean, right?

544
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,734
Huh?

545
00:17:19,802 --> 00:17:21,903
Anything can happen out there.

546
00:17:21,971 --> 00:17:25,139
No laws, right, boys?

547
00:17:25,207 --> 00:17:29,069
Just us and our tasty treats.

548
00:17:31,575 --> 00:17:34,256
- That was an implication, right?
- That was definitely the implication.

549
00:17:34,569 --> 00:17:35,116
Tasty treats?

550
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:35,817
Are we the tasty treats?

551
00:17:35,884 --> 00:17:37,352
We're the tasty treats
in the scenario.

552
00:17:37,419 --> 00:17:38,119
Yes, we're the tasty treats.

553
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,721
They're going to take us out
into the open ocean... they're

554
00:17:39,788 --> 00:17:40,625
going to have their way with us, Mac.

555
00:17:40,745 --> 00:17:41,610
We got to get the hell out of here.

556
00:17:41,730 --> 00:17:43,101
Is this how you wanted
those poor women to feel?

557
00:17:43,221 --> 00:17:45,475
No. You know what, I don't enjoy
having this conversation with you.

558
00:17:45,595 --> 00:17:47,150
I feel like you're
lumping me in with them.

559
00:17:47,270 --> 00:17:49,912
Now, gentlemen, the moment
you've all been waiting for.

560
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,201
The ladies have arrived.

561
00:18:07,116 --> 00:18:09,817
Oh, Frank, you are absolutely right.

562
00:18:09,885 --> 00:18:11,152
This is boat music.

563
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:14,155
Yeah, this is the kind of
music you ought to listen to.

564
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:17,392
I am learning some amazing
moves from this guy.

565
00:18:18,861 --> 00:18:19,961
Yeah, you're doing great.

566
00:18:20,029 --> 00:18:21,462
You got the moves.

567
00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:23,564
Anybody want any more catfish?

568
00:18:23,632 --> 00:18:26,467
Yo, dude, definitely give
me another one of those.

569
00:18:26,535 --> 00:18:27,435
They're delicious.

570
00:18:27,503 --> 00:18:29,871
And you can taste that
sort of endangered tang.

571
00:18:29,938 --> 00:18:30,511
That's it.

572
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:31,538
Oh, hold on.

573
00:18:32,073 --> 00:18:33,841
I'm getting a call.

574
00:18:33,909 --> 00:18:34,876
Hello.

575
00:18:34,943 --> 00:18:37,578
Hey, hey, Charlie, did you
guys ever find those keys?

576
00:18:37,646 --> 00:18:38,913
Yeah, man, I did actually.

577
00:18:38,981 --> 00:18:40,682
I did. Can you believe that.

578
00:18:40,749 --> 00:18:41,716
Okay, great.

579
00:18:41,784 --> 00:18:44,018
I need you to grab Frank and Dee
and get the hell out of there

580
00:18:44,086 --> 00:18:46,154
because we're going to be
bringing back a couple of tasty

581
00:18:46,221 --> 00:18:48,189
treats, if you know what I'm saying.

582
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,557
Hey, man, yeah, absolutely.

583
00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:51,793
I'll get right on that.

584
00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:53,995
That's how you patronize
someone right there.

585
00:18:54,063 --> 00:18:55,596
What, what, what, what, what, what?

586
00:18:55,664 --> 00:18:56,297
Dennis being a dick.

587
00:18:56,365 --> 00:18:57,131
Don't worry about it, man.

588
00:18:57,199 --> 00:18:59,067
Hey, this scuba equipment's broken.

589
00:18:59,134 --> 00:18:59,901
It's useless.

590
00:18:59,968 --> 00:19:00,935
The hell with it.

591
00:19:01,003 --> 00:19:01,769
Let's get back to shrimping.

592
00:19:01,837 --> 00:19:02,804
I'm gonna toss this shit.

593
00:19:02,871 --> 00:19:04,872
It's crap anyway.

594
00:19:07,476 --> 00:19:09,877
Ooh, that's not good.

595
00:19:09,945 --> 00:19:14,582
Uh, hey, um, what do you
do if the boat is on fire?

596
00:19:14,650 --> 00:19:15,650
What do you mean?

597
00:19:15,718 --> 00:19:17,251
The boat is on fire.

598
00:19:17,319 --> 00:19:17,919
What?

599
00:19:17,986 --> 00:19:18,786
Oh, fire's getting bigger.

600
00:19:18,854 --> 00:19:19,654
What?

601
00:19:19,722 --> 00:19:20,354
Fire's getting bigger.

602
00:19:20,422 --> 00:19:21,022
Go!

603
00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:21,689
Fire's getting big.

604
00:19:21,757 --> 00:19:22,423
Bail!

605
00:19:22,491 --> 00:19:23,291
Holy shit!

606
00:19:23,358 --> 00:19:24,058
Find some water.

607
00:19:24,126 --> 00:19:24,759
Find some water?

608
00:19:24,827 --> 00:19:25,727
Find some water.

609
00:19:25,794 --> 00:19:27,195
What do you mean find some water?

610
00:19:27,262 --> 00:19:28,362
There's water everywhere.

611
00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:29,397
Help!

612
00:19:29,465 --> 00:19:31,399
Help us.

613
00:19:34,429 --> 00:19:38,439
I cannot wait to get you
ladies out into the sea.

614
00:19:38,507 --> 00:19:41,042
It's so much more romantic in
the middle of nowhere where we

615
00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:45,885
can be completely alone, and you can
make rash decisions based on fear.

616
00:19:46,005 --> 00:19:47,415
Right, Dennis?

617
00:19:48,096 --> 00:19:49,910
Yeah, yeah.

618
00:19:50,519 --> 00:19:52,553
Oh, wow, whoa, whoa.

619
00:19:54,256 --> 00:19:56,023
I thought we told you guys to beat it.

620
00:19:56,091 --> 00:19:57,391
Out of my way.

621
00:19:57,459 --> 00:19:59,026
No more Diddy boat.

622
00:19:59,094 --> 00:20:03,097
Damn catfish nipping at my heels all the w...
Endangered my ass.

623
00:20:03,165 --> 00:20:05,266
There's a billion of them out there.

624
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:06,501
Ugh. What the hell happened?

625
00:20:06,568 --> 00:20:08,703
That was a hell of a swim.

626
00:20:08,771 --> 00:20:09,904
Charlie, where's the boat?

627
00:20:09,972 --> 00:20:11,172
What happened to the boat?

628
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,174
It's right there.

629
00:20:19,548 --> 00:20:21,582
This was a terrible investment.

630
00:20:21,650 --> 00:20:23,584
Whew.

631
00:20:23,585 --> 00:20:33,585
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