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What are you doing?

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I got a tickle, a
really bad one.

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Oh, shit, are you getting sick?

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If you're getting sick, stay
away from us.

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N-N-N-No, I'd better not be
getting sick.

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I can't be getting sick.

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I got to be able to talk to
Groban tomorrow.

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- Who?
- Josh Groban.

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Artemis and I got backstage
passes to his concert in the

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park tomorrow.

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Charles Grodin is coming in
concert and you didn't tell us?

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Aw, we love Charles Grodin.
That dude is hysteri... I love that guy.

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He brings out the curmudgeon
in me. Yeah.

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No, no, different guy.
Josh Groban is who I'm talking about.

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Josh Groban, oh.
Is he Charles Grodin's son?

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He's probably funny.
What do you think?

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If he's related to Charles Grodin,
he is. Don't worry about that.

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Yeah, two totally different people.

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Charles Grodin is a bitter old
man with a giant head, and Josh

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Groban is a beautiful singer
with the voice of an angel.

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Oh, he's a singer.
Call Charles Grodin a bitter

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old man one more time and see
what happens!

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Ooh, ooh, calm down.

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Alright, alright, sorry,
alright, no big deal.

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I got to go home anyway.
I should rest.

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Stay... Come on.
No, don't come near me.

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Don't make me sick. Alright,
alright, don't touch me with that.

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Don't make me sick. Get out!
Hey, stop it.

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Mom, Mom, calm down,
calm down, listen to me.

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Okay, here's what you do, okay?

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You close the curtains and you
mind your own business, right?

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They're not terrorists!
They're just Muslims.

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Okay, well, I'm gonna hang up,
okay? Hanging up.

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Unbelievable, dude.

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Ever since my Uncle Jack moved
out, my mom's going crazy.

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She's like, "Help me with this,
help me with that, wash the

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floor, wash the ceiling, clean
my car, get this, fix that.

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Are there spiders here?
Are there spiders there?"

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I'm sorry, the woman who
brought you into the world and

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raised you needs you and you're
going to ignore her?

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Dude, it's crazy shit, it's
insane shit, and I can't be

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constantly taking care of her.
I don't blame you, man.

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I'm very much looking forward to not
taking care of anyone when I'm older.

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Well, what, what, you're not going
to take care of me when I'm old?

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Hell, no, I'm not going to
take care of you; you were a

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terrible father to me.
Oh, I'll get Deandra to take care of me.

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- She'll take care of me.
- Dee won't take care of you.

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You just chased her out of here with
a pool cue because she had a little cough.

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Forget about it.

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That's her.
Answer the phone, Charlie.

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I'm just going to let it ring
'cause it's crazy shit.

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Charlie, answer the goddamn
phone! Just...

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It's not anything serious, Mac!

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What?
Hello, what, what is it?

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Yeah.
Oh, well, that is a serious thing.

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Okay, I'll let him know. Uh, Mac,
your mom burned her house down.

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Sync by InSUBs & honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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Hey-o!

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Good news, Dennis.

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Mom's okay.

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She fell asleep with a lit
cigarette in her mouth and

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burned the entire house down,
but the good news is she's fine.

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Uh, oh, great. Yeah.

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Um, where is she going to be
staying?

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Here, of course.
I'll stay in a shelter.

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Hey, there's an idea... Shelter.
Absolutely not.

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- Okay, what about a nice nursing home?
- Nursing home?

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Do you have any idea what
happens in those places, dude?

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Why don't I just rape her
myself?

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Rape her...? What are you
talking about? What?

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Yo, got your dog.

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Poppins, hey, buddy, how you
doing?

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Poppins.

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My God, I can't believe
that dog's not dead.

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Didn't you get him when
you were, like, ten?

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Oh, yeah, this dog is
indestructible, dude.

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Yeah, that dog is nasty, man.

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I mean, he was, like, coughing
the whole way over here.

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He ate a couple cigarette
butts off the ground.

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He's got a wheeze.

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He might have emphysema, man.

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Oh, that's entirely possible.

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Yeah, it wouldn't slow him
down, though; he's a survivor.

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He would disappear for months,
but he would always come home.

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Yeah, it looks like his
eye is falling out.

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Oh, is it?

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What, it just bulges?

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Yeah, it bulges out
a little bit there.

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Yeah, what you do is
you just pop it back with your knuckle.

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- I'll show you how to do it. It's real easy.
- I'm never gonna do that,

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You're gonna touch his
eye with your knuckle?

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You just, you just sort
of pop it back in.

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Oh, hang on a second.

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What, Mom, what?

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I'm not going to vacuum your ceiling.

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Um, 'cause I already did it, okay?

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Dude!

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- Plastic splinters are the same as...
- You won't get a splinter!

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I got to go deal with this, man.

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My mom wants me to...
No, no, no, no, no, no,

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wait, hold on a second.

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It's back in, Dennis, check it out.

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I don't care.

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I have an idea that's going to
solve all of our problems here,

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I do.

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Your moms are going to live together.
Now hear me out.

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This is going to be great.

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Okay, Mac, your mom burned down
her house with a cigarette,

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right?

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Charlie, Uncle Jack moved out
of your mom's house, so she's

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lonely, she's got no one to talk to.

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Boom...
Mrs. Mac, your mom together.

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Could be the perfect situation.

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Come on.

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They could be like
"The Golden Girls".

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You know, a couple of old ladies

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getting together, chasing
men, eating cheesecake.

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That'd be cool.

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Sure, whatever.

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I'm loving that idea, but my

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mom's going to be a
tough sell, man.

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Uh-huh.

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I'll talk her into it.

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Oh, it popped back out.

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- What the hell are you doing?
- What?

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What the hell are you doing?

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Oh, I went to the
health food store.

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I just grabbed a whole
bunch of shit.

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It's supposed to boost
my immune system.

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I'm not going to miss
that show, Frank.

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I'm a Grobanite.

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Grobanites don't miss shows.

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Josh Groban comes to town and we
consider it a call to action.

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What you're saying
is very dorky.

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Nevertheless, I brought you some
stuff... A little bit of care package here.

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Why?
I wanna make you well.

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Coffee, I got you some Mexican peanuts...

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I got you some candy...

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I got you Stud magazine.

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What's your angle?
What are you doing?

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Deandra..

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We have to take care of each other.

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I'm gonna take care of you now

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and when I'm old and sick,

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- you have to take care of me.
- What?

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No, no. I'm not doing that. Absolutely not.
You're on your own.

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But... You OK?

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Yeah? No? Sit down.

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Open up. Put your head back.

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Oh, God. Ugh.

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Oh God.

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- Oh my God.
- Look, you know what? You should go relax.

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You should go rest now.

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OK, look. I'm gonna do anything you need.

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Anything you need, I will do it.

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- Just make believe I'm your slave.
- Okay.

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Do my laundry.

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- Done.
- Alright.

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- I'm gonna go rest. Don't bother me.
- Alright.

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No, no, no. I'm gonna be
as quiet as a mouse.

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You just rest, honey.

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Mm-hmm.

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Okay, alright.

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Well, ladies, I know this is a
lot to digest, and that's why

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I'm here... to act as an unbiased
negotiator in the process, and

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to sort out any
problems or concerns.

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Essentially just to make sure
that you're both comfortable

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with this new arrangement.

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I don't want to live with her.

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Oh! Mom, why not?

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She smells.

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I know she smells.

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Alright... Okay, you can't
talk about my mom like that.

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Okay... You don't smell, and
you look beautiful, okay?

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Okay, I think what Charlie's
mom is trying to say is that

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Mrs. Mac has a unique
and earthy fragrance.

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I smell like shit.

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Okay, Mom, don't put
yourself down, okay?

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We talked about this.

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You know, perhaps we could get Mrs.
Mac some perfume?

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Oh, that's not a bad idea.

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Mrs. Mac, what do you say?

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What better way to kick off this

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new relationship than
with a new fragrance?

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Stop talking to me
like I'm an asshole.

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Yeah.

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She can't smoke in here.

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I know, Mom. Uh...
Okay, okay, okay, well,

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that's... Well, now, Mrs.
Mac, I would never ask you to give up

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tobacco, but what if you were to
switch to some sort of smokeless

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tobacco alternative?

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Ugh!

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I know that grunt.

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She's open to it.

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Okay, so what do we say, we

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do a little bit of a
trial run tonight?

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Let's see what happens, and
then we'll take it from there.

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Okay.

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- That means absolutely.
- Okay.

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Great, great, great.

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So, last step. Dog's tied up outside.
I'll grab him

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- and get him inside and be on my way.
- No, no, no dog.

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- Charlie, tell them.
- OK, she is terrified of

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animals eating her face off...

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I don't want a dog to eat my face, Charlie.

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- You want a dog eating her face?
- Well, you know,

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That's not a problem.
We'll take the dog.

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Oh, what I think Mac is trying to say...

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- is not that we'll take the dog...
- I'm saying exactly what I wanna say.

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What I'm trying to say now is that
we're taking the dog.

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What I'm trying to say, Frank...

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We're taking the dog.

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We're not taking the dog...

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He's not going to eat

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- my mother's face off.
- He's gonna be home with us.

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Alright, alright, alright!

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Fine, we'll take the dog.

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Laundry's done.

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Uh, those white shorts on top?

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That's part of my outfit for
tomorrow, so why don't you go

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and run an iron over those?

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Oh! Hey, very whitey white.

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Uh, you're not ragging
it, are you?

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What?

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What? Gross, Frank.

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Come on.

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You still get periods?

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What are you doing?

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Stop asking me that.

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What? Gross! Come on.

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I'm trying to bond with you.

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That's how you want to bond

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with me? Asking me if
I still get periods?

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What's that stuff
you're putting on?

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That's beautiful. What is it?

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Self tanner. For tomorrow.

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Got to look good for Groban.

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The, uh, tan's gonna make the
white in the outfit pop, the

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white's gonna make the tan pop.

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Josh Groban likes his
ladies to pop, so...

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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
look who I brought.

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It's Poppins! Yeah.

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Oh, God.

244
00:09:06,455 --> 00:09:07,455
That's Poppins?

245
00:09:07,456 --> 00:09:08,456
Ooh. Yeah.

246
00:09:08,457 --> 00:09:09,457
He's still alive?

247
00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:10,425
Oh, yeah, yeah.

248
00:09:10,426 --> 00:09:12,260
I figured he could keep you
company while you're sick.

249
00:09:12,261 --> 00:09:13,261
Oh.

250
00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:15,063
Dog looks like a gargoyle.

251
00:09:15,064 --> 00:09:16,831
Yeah. He smells like piss.

252
00:09:16,832 --> 00:09:17,932
Uh-huh.

253
00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:18,933
Does it? Uh, uh-oh.

254
00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:19,801
Is he dying?

255
00:09:19,802 --> 00:09:20,802
No, no, no, he's fine.

256
00:09:20,803 --> 00:09:22,503
Uh, by the way, you're gonna
want to keep him away from that

257
00:09:22,504 --> 00:09:24,305
cream, too, 'cause
he'll eat that shit.

258
00:09:24,306 --> 00:09:25,655
Yeah, he ate a whole bottle of
shampoo at our apartment earlier.

259
00:09:25,656 --> 00:09:26,489
He loves shit like that.

260
00:09:26,490 --> 00:09:26,989
Wow.

261
00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:27,757
Yeah.

262
00:09:27,758 --> 00:09:29,759
Sounds great.
Thanks for bringing him over, yeah.

263
00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:30,393
Great dog.

264
00:09:30,394 --> 00:09:31,160
He's a great dog.

265
00:09:31,161 --> 00:09:33,095
I'm gonna finish this
up in my bedroom.

266
00:09:33,096 --> 00:09:34,114
Frank, why don't you
make me another juice?

267
00:09:34,234 --> 00:09:36,518
'Cause I feel like that green stuff's
really working.
You got it.

268
00:09:36,638 --> 00:09:39,833
Great. So, you'll keep the
dog here, and then, uh...

269
00:09:39,836 --> 00:09:40,836
What are you doing, Frank?

270
00:09:40,837 --> 00:09:41,804
What's going on here?

271
00:09:41,805 --> 00:09:43,806
Trying to score brownie
points with your sister.

272
00:09:43,807 --> 00:09:44,807
I mean, I need somebody to take

273
00:09:44,808 --> 00:09:46,676
care of me when I'm
old and sick.

274
00:09:46,677 --> 00:09:48,544
Oh, Jesus, you're still
worried about that?

275
00:09:48,545 --> 00:09:51,280
Why don't you just check yourself
into a nursing home, Frank?

276
00:09:51,281 --> 00:09:52,281
You have the money.

277
00:09:52,282 --> 00:09:54,216
I'm not gonna put myself
into one of those crypts.

278
00:09:54,217 --> 00:09:56,085
As soon as you drop the
soap, they rape your butt.

279
00:09:56,086 --> 00:09:57,086
What?

280
00:09:57,087 --> 00:09:58,087
That's what happens.

281
00:09:58,088 --> 00:09:59,088
Mac told me.

282
00:09:59,089 --> 00:10:00,890
What are you...? God...
People have a very strange

283
00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:02,692
conception of what goes
on in nursing homes.

284
00:10:02,693 --> 00:10:03,693
Frank, green juice, now!

285
00:10:03,694 --> 00:10:06,062
The bitch is
driving me crazy!

286
00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:08,397
She's not even sick anymore.

287
00:10:08,398 --> 00:10:10,499
You know, I support your
plan, Frank, in so far as it

288
00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,968
insures that I won't have to
take care of you when you get

289
00:10:12,969 --> 00:10:15,037
older, but you're going about
this all wrong, honestly.

290
00:10:15,038 --> 00:10:16,038
How do you mean?

291
00:10:16,039 --> 00:10:18,040
Well, for one thing,
she's in her apartment.

292
00:10:18,041 --> 00:10:19,536
She's comfortable here.
She's on her home turf.

293
00:10:19,656 --> 00:10:21,787
She's got all her amenities,
she feels good here.

294
00:10:21,907 --> 00:10:23,236
She doesn't need you here.

295
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,205
You need to thrust her
into a hostile environment.

296
00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:26,861
So that she needs you to protect her.

297
00:10:26,981 --> 00:10:28,690
I should dump her under the bridge.

298
00:10:28,810 --> 00:10:30,935
Dump her under the bridge? No,
don't dump her under the bridge.

299
00:10:30,995 --> 00:10:31,725
What are you talking about?
No.

300
00:10:31,752 --> 00:10:33,610
You need to be there, Frank.
That's the whole point.

301
00:10:33,730 --> 00:10:35,393
Just take her to your apartment, OK?

302
00:10:35,990 --> 00:10:37,723
Now, separately, if this is going to work,

303
00:10:37,843 --> 00:10:40,075
she's gonna need to feel a little bit
more than just a tickle on her throat.

304
00:10:40,331 --> 00:10:41,963
So if she's not feeling sick, well...

305
00:10:42,793 --> 00:10:45,529
Then we're just have
to make her feel sick.

306
00:10:46,501 --> 00:10:47,751
You're good.

307
00:10:47,752 --> 00:10:48,771
Well, I'm a fixer,
Frank, is what.

308
00:10:48,772 --> 00:10:49,505
You're good.

309
00:10:49,506 --> 00:10:50,606
That's what I do.

310
00:10:50,607 --> 00:10:52,942
Dennis, listen, we should
hang out more together.

311
00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:54,910
Yeah.
Stop trying to bond with me.

312
00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:07,737
They're not even
talking to each other.

313
00:11:07,738 --> 00:11:09,739
My mom's not very verbal.

314
00:11:09,740 --> 00:11:12,008
I know, but they haven't even
touched their cheesecake.

315
00:11:12,009 --> 00:11:14,010
I mean, I feel like if you and I
were in a room with a perfectly

316
00:11:14,011 --> 00:11:16,112
good cheesecake, all sorts
of conversation would start

317
00:11:16,113 --> 00:11:17,147
happening.

318
00:11:17,148 --> 00:11:19,549
Oh, Charlie, the funniest thing
happened today when I was

319
00:11:19,550 --> 00:11:20,150
doing the laundry.

320
00:11:20,151 --> 00:11:21,384
Mom, no, not me.

321
00:11:21,385 --> 00:11:22,686
You got to talk to her, okay?

322
00:11:22,687 --> 00:11:23,353
Don't talk to me.

323
00:11:23,354 --> 00:11:25,522
Yeah, pretend like we're not
even here, Mrs. Kelly, okay?

324
00:11:25,523 --> 00:11:26,323
Go gossip.

325
00:11:26,324 --> 00:11:27,591
About what?

326
00:11:27,592 --> 00:11:29,559
Maybe you were at a
supermarket one time, and you

327
00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:32,729
met a cute guy, and you were
feeling saucy, and then you

328
00:11:32,730 --> 00:11:34,931
wanted to go back and talk
to your friend, Sophia.

329
00:11:34,932 --> 00:11:37,100
So you're like Blanche
and she's like Sophia.

330
00:11:37,101 --> 00:11:37,801
So, go ahead.

331
00:11:37,802 --> 00:11:39,536
I don't go to the supermarket.

332
00:11:39,537 --> 00:11:41,104
The shopping carts are dangerous.

333
00:11:41,105 --> 00:11:42,872
Shopping carts are not dangerous, Mom.

334
00:11:42,873 --> 00:11:44,674
There's nothing dangerous
about a shopping cart!

335
00:11:44,675 --> 00:11:45,642
Let's try a new tack.

336
00:11:45,643 --> 00:11:46,643
Everybody, calm down.

337
00:11:46,644 --> 00:11:47,644
This isn't working. Alright.

338
00:11:47,645 --> 00:11:49,245
TV's going off. Boom.

339
00:11:49,246 --> 00:11:50,847
Okay! That's good, right?

340
00:11:50,848 --> 00:11:52,582
You guys are roommates now,
so maybe you can get to know

341
00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:53,483
one another.

342
00:11:53,484 --> 00:11:54,217
I'm hot.

343
00:11:54,218 --> 00:11:54,918
My mom's hot.

344
00:11:54,919 --> 00:11:55,919
I'm hot, too.

345
00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:56,620
Okay, I got to be honest.

346
00:11:56,621 --> 00:11:57,320
I'm hot, as well.

347
00:11:57,321 --> 00:11:58,221
Can we turn the fan on?

348
00:11:58,222 --> 00:11:59,623
Okay, well, the fan is broken.

349
00:11:59,624 --> 00:12:00,624
It hasn't worked for years.

350
00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:02,659
Oh, oh, okay. That's good.

351
00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:04,094
My mom's very good with her hands.

352
00:12:04,095 --> 00:12:04,861
Maybe she can fix it.

353
00:12:04,862 --> 00:12:05,662
Oh, yeah?

354
00:12:05,663 --> 00:12:08,098
Mom was the manager at
Jiffy Lube for many years.

355
00:12:08,099 --> 00:12:09,432
I never heard about this.

356
00:12:09,433 --> 00:12:11,918
Yeah, well, she doesn't like to brag.
It's not her style.

357
00:12:12,038 --> 00:12:13,465
Yeah, but she started at the bottom,

358
00:12:13,585 --> 00:12:14,956
worked her way to the tippy top.

359
00:12:15,076 --> 00:12:17,040
Yeah, there was just
three people working at Jiffy Lube.

360
00:12:17,041 --> 00:12:18,041
It's not really a high climb.

361
00:12:18,042 --> 00:12:20,010
Okay, well, please don't
diminish my mother's

362
00:12:20,011 --> 00:12:20,844
achievements, okay?

363
00:12:20,845 --> 00:12:22,779
Well, don't get too excited about
your mother's achievements.

364
00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:24,347
Okay, could you...
Mom, do you want to take a look

365
00:12:24,348 --> 00:12:26,016
at that fan, and see
if you can fix it?

366
00:12:27,184 --> 00:12:28,151
Hmm.

367
00:12:28,152 --> 00:12:28,685
What was that?

368
00:12:28,686 --> 00:12:30,954
It means, "Not right now, but
there's a possibility that I

369
00:12:30,955 --> 00:12:32,222
could get to it tomorrow."

370
00:12:32,223 --> 00:12:34,157
See, the problem is, once that
sun goes down, you're not going

371
00:12:34,158 --> 00:12:37,460
to get this woman to do anything
'cause she thrives on sunlight.

372
00:12:37,461 --> 00:12:39,195
She seems like she's
never been in sunlight.

373
00:12:41,432 --> 00:12:42,432
Oh!

374
00:12:42,433 --> 00:12:43,099
That's nasty.

375
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:45,301
Oh, Charlie, she's spitting
into my porcelain.

376
00:12:45,302 --> 00:12:46,636
Okay, well, that makes you mad.

377
00:12:46,637 --> 00:12:47,871
Take it up with her!

378
00:12:47,872 --> 00:12:49,239
Have a conversation with her.

379
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,441
Everybody, can we just...
Let's relax for a second.

380
00:12:51,442 --> 00:12:53,910
Maybe I can get you, like, a...
Like, a beer bottle, would that

381
00:12:53,911 --> 00:12:54,411
be okay?

382
00:12:54,412 --> 00:12:55,645
An empty beer bottle to spit in?

383
00:12:55,646 --> 00:12:56,646
Yeah?

384
00:12:56,647 --> 00:12:58,148
Okay, having fun.

385
00:12:58,149 --> 00:13:01,951
? Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down the road

386
00:13:01,952 --> 00:13:07,924
and back again, the heart is true
you're a pal and confidante?

387
00:13:07,925 --> 00:13:09,325
Don't look at me.

388
00:13:11,395 --> 00:13:12,495
Turn your head.

389
00:13:14,765 --> 00:13:16,366
You see? There.

390
00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:20,336
? You would see the biggest
gift would be from me

391
00:13:20,337 --> 00:13:23,840
And the card attached would say... ?

392
00:13:24,742 --> 00:13:25,963
Look at her!

393
00:13:34,739 --> 00:13:35,785
She's zonked.

394
00:13:35,786 --> 00:13:36,653
Oh, yeah.

395
00:13:36,654 --> 00:13:37,587
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

396
00:13:37,588 --> 00:13:39,723
Now, when she wakes up, she'll
be really, really cold,

397
00:13:39,724 --> 00:13:41,224
so you just give her this blanket.

398
00:13:41,225 --> 00:13:42,559
You know, get her some more juice.

399
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,693
You know, just be a dad to her.

400
00:13:43,694 --> 00:13:44,761
Oh, this is so boring.

401
00:13:44,762 --> 00:13:47,063
This is bullshit, I mean, God.

402
00:13:47,064 --> 00:13:49,399
I mean, how long do I
have to do this for?

403
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:49,933
What do you mean?

404
00:13:49,934 --> 00:13:51,367
We've been here for,
like, an hour, Frank.

405
00:13:51,368 --> 00:13:52,268
You're the worst dad.

406
00:13:52,269 --> 00:13:53,970
Groban!

407
00:13:53,971 --> 00:13:54,971
She's up.

408
00:13:54,972 --> 00:13:55,972
I'll come find you.

409
00:13:55,973 --> 00:13:56,506
Okay.

410
00:13:56,507 --> 00:13:57,207
Daddy's here.

411
00:13:57,208 --> 00:13:58,041
Take it easy, honey.

412
00:13:58,042 --> 00:13:59,509
Okay, honey, don't get up.

413
00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:00,443
Stay right where you are.

414
00:14:00,444 --> 00:14:02,345
Don't go by the knives.

415
00:14:03,347 --> 00:14:04,247
Let me backstage.

416
00:14:04,248 --> 00:14:05,915
I think she's going backstage.

417
00:14:05,916 --> 00:14:06,783
Going backstage.

418
00:14:06,784 --> 00:14:07,617
You sing so good.

419
00:14:07,618 --> 00:14:08,918
Honey, honey, you want a blanky?

420
00:14:08,919 --> 00:14:09,919
I'll swaddle you, baby.

421
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:10,720
I'll get to you.

422
00:14:10,721 --> 00:14:11,755
No, no, tomorrow night.

423
00:14:11,756 --> 00:14:14,257
You sing in my ears.

424
00:14:14,258 --> 00:14:14,924
Where's she going?

425
00:14:14,925 --> 00:14:16,392
She thinks she's going to the concert?

426
00:14:16,393 --> 00:14:17,293
I don't know. She's walking.

427
00:14:17,294 --> 00:14:18,962
She's, like, in a zombie state.

428
00:14:18,963 --> 00:14:20,296
Ooh, she's going to
bounce off all the walls.

429
00:14:20,297 --> 00:14:21,531
I've never seen anything like this.

430
00:14:21,532 --> 00:14:22,398
It's incredible.

431
00:14:22,399 --> 00:14:24,567
Outside. She's going out.

432
00:14:24,568 --> 00:14:27,403
Ooh, she's going to
hit the skateboard.

433
00:14:27,404 --> 00:14:28,588
Ooh.

434
00:14:30,262 --> 00:14:32,690
Ah, did you see that? It's like Mr. Magoo.

435
00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:39,682
Ooh.

436
00:14:39,683 --> 00:14:40,617
Oh.

437
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,452
Magoo never made that mistake.

438
00:14:42,453 --> 00:14:43,509
No.

439
00:14:44,459 --> 00:14:47,957
One... Two... Three.

440
00:14:48,993 --> 00:14:50,226
Good night, honey.

441
00:14:50,227 --> 00:14:51,528
Good night, Mac.

442
00:14:51,529 --> 00:14:52,395
One, two, three.

443
00:14:52,396 --> 00:14:53,363
One, two, three.

444
00:14:53,364 --> 00:14:54,731
One. Two. Three.

445
00:14:54,732 --> 00:14:56,199
One, two, three.

446
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,700
One, two, three.

447
00:14:57,701 --> 00:14:59,636
One, two, three...
Mrs. Kelly?

448
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:00,570
Yes?

449
00:15:00,571 --> 00:15:02,405
Why are you doing
everything in threes?

450
00:15:02,406 --> 00:15:05,375
Oh, so Charlie doesn't die.

451
00:15:05,376 --> 00:15:07,143
What?

452
00:15:07,144 --> 00:15:08,511
One, two, three.

453
00:15:08,512 --> 00:15:10,113
One, two, three.

454
00:15:10,114 --> 00:15:11,414
That's crazy.

455
00:15:11,415 --> 00:15:12,415
Bat shit crazy.

456
00:15:12,416 --> 00:15:13,416
I don't know what to do.

457
00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:14,384
What do you want me to say?

458
00:15:14,385 --> 00:15:15,919
The woman's out of her damn mind.

459
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,755
Hey! Get the hell...
Is she waking up my mom?

460
00:15:18,756 --> 00:15:19,756
No!

461
00:15:19,757 --> 00:15:20,757
No!

462
00:15:20,758 --> 00:15:21,257
No, Mom!

463
00:15:21,258 --> 00:15:22,992
My mom does not like to
be woken up, Mrs. Kelly!

464
00:15:22,993 --> 00:15:24,727
Shit! Get out of my room.

465
00:15:24,728 --> 00:15:25,829
Just one more. One more.

466
00:15:25,830 --> 00:15:27,030
One, two, three.

467
00:15:27,031 --> 00:15:29,399
Get out of here, goddamn it!

468
00:15:30,201 --> 00:15:30,800
Whoa, whoa.

469
00:15:30,801 --> 00:15:31,734
Mom, go to bed!

470
00:15:31,735 --> 00:15:33,069
Oh, man, that was close.

471
00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:34,604
Now you see where I
get my temper, huh?

472
00:15:34,605 --> 00:15:35,371
Yeah, one, two, three.

473
00:15:35,372 --> 00:15:36,105
One, two, three.

474
00:15:37,074 --> 00:15:37,640
What are you doing?

475
00:15:37,641 --> 00:15:38,274
Huh?

476
00:15:38,275 --> 00:15:39,275
What was that?

477
00:15:39,276 --> 00:15:40,743
Oh, you know, just playing it safe.

478
00:15:40,744 --> 00:15:41,411
She's been doing it.

479
00:15:41,412 --> 00:15:41,945
I'm still alive.

480
00:15:41,946 --> 00:15:42,946
Can't be crazy.

481
00:15:42,947 --> 00:15:43,947
Yeah, no, that's very crazy.

482
00:15:43,948 --> 00:15:45,748
It does feel good to
do stuff in threes.

483
00:15:45,749 --> 00:15:46,549
Okay, you know what?

484
00:15:46,550 --> 00:15:48,251
I'm pulling the plug on this
whole thing, all right?

485
00:15:48,252 --> 00:15:49,252
'Cause this and this?

486
00:15:49,253 --> 00:15:49,986
This has got to stop.

487
00:15:49,987 --> 00:15:50,653
Yeah you're right.

488
00:15:50,654 --> 00:15:52,155
Tomorrow morning, I'm
getting my mom out of here.

489
00:15:52,156 --> 00:15:52,922
Let's just go to bed.

490
00:15:52,923 --> 00:15:54,224
Yeah, this has not
been a good situation.

491
00:15:54,225 --> 00:15:54,824
Let's go to bed.

492
00:15:54,825 --> 00:15:55,558
This one look off to you?

493
00:15:55,559 --> 00:15:56,059
One, two, three.

494
00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:58,749
No, it's fine. It's fine.

495
00:16:02,609 --> 00:16:04,543
Hey, guys, we got some
bagels and coffee.

496
00:16:04,544 --> 00:16:05,244
One, two, three.

497
00:16:07,559 --> 00:16:08,649
There you go.

498
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,865
Oh, mom.

499
00:16:10,985 --> 00:16:12,951
Uh, where's your chewing tobacco?

500
00:16:12,952 --> 00:16:14,787
You know Mrs. Kelly
doesn't like the smoke.

501
00:16:14,788 --> 00:16:17,289
Oh, the ceiling fan is going
to push all the smoke outside

502
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:18,183
the windows.

503
00:16:18,303 --> 00:16:19,449
Oh, yeah?

504
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,560
Oh, she's fixing the fan?

505
00:16:21,561 --> 00:16:23,729
See? I told you, dude...
My mom is very handy.

506
00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:26,899
Oh. The Muslims are back.

507
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:29,635
Where do you think they're
coming and going from?

508
00:16:29,636 --> 00:16:30,936
Damn foreigners!

509
00:16:30,937 --> 00:16:34,206
They ain't American,
I don't want to know 'em.

510
00:16:34,207 --> 00:16:34,940
I know.

511
00:16:34,941 --> 00:16:37,409
I wish they'd all go
back to the desert.

512
00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:38,277
Yeah!

513
00:16:38,278 --> 00:16:39,912
So it does seem like
they're bonding, huh?

514
00:16:39,913 --> 00:16:41,980
Yeah. I mean, it's not really
a Golden Girls type

515
00:16:41,981 --> 00:16:44,483
conversation, it's, like, a
racist conversation, but...

516
00:16:44,484 --> 00:16:47,553
Where the hell is my damn screwdriver?

517
00:16:47,554 --> 00:16:49,555
I'm wiping all the germs off for you.

518
00:16:49,556 --> 00:16:53,025
Quit cleaning my
damn tools and sit your ass

519
00:16:53,026 --> 00:16:55,027
down!

520
00:16:55,028 --> 00:16:58,063
Shit, dude, we might want to
even consider bringing Poppins

521
00:16:58,064 --> 00:16:59,498
back into this mix.

522
00:16:59,499 --> 00:17:00,966
It does seem to be working.

523
00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:01,934
Like it?

524
00:17:01,935 --> 00:17:03,402
Ooh! Yes, I do.

525
00:17:03,403 --> 00:17:04,803
Please don't hit me.

526
00:17:04,804 --> 00:17:06,138
I have sensitive skin.

527
00:17:06,139 --> 00:17:08,340
Let's just find the dog, and
we'll talk about it there.

528
00:17:08,341 --> 00:17:09,341
Okay, alright.

529
00:17:09,342 --> 00:17:10,900
Let's just let them be, though, huh?

530
00:17:14,614 --> 00:17:16,582
Mm. Mm, mm.

531
00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:28,227
Good morning, sleepyhead.

532
00:17:28,228 --> 00:17:29,228
What?

533
00:17:29,229 --> 00:17:30,162
Yeah, you're all tied up.

534
00:17:30,163 --> 00:17:30,996
It's for your own safety.

535
00:17:30,997 --> 00:17:32,664
Yeah, you took a dinger
down the stairs.

536
00:17:32,665 --> 00:17:33,432
Ooh, big-time.

537
00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:34,566
You guys untie me right now!

538
00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:36,969
Okay, I'll untie you if you
promise to remember that I took

539
00:17:36,970 --> 00:17:38,918
care of you good.

540
00:17:39,038 --> 00:17:40,339
Yeah, remember that, 'cause
Frank took really good care of

541
00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:42,474
you, so you're gonna have
to take care of him.

542
00:17:42,475 --> 00:17:43,575
What are you talking about?

543
00:17:43,576 --> 00:17:46,145
I feel way worse now than I ever did.

544
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,680
What is going on with my face?

545
00:17:48,681 --> 00:17:49,448
It's the bedbugs.

546
00:17:49,449 --> 00:17:50,115
Oh!

547
00:17:50,116 --> 00:17:53,118
But that'll last a little while,
but it'll go away eventually.

548
00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:54,186
Get the dog off me!

549
00:17:54,187 --> 00:17:56,054
The dog stinks... Get the dog off me!

550
00:17:56,055 --> 00:17:56,855
Fair enough, fair enough.

551
00:17:56,856 --> 00:17:57,656
Poppins, let's go.

552
00:17:57,657 --> 00:17:58,657
Come on, Poppins!

553
00:17:58,658 --> 00:18:00,125
Hop up, Poppins, come on.

554
00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:01,059
Oh, whoa.

555
00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:02,928
Oh, I think Poppins
got into the juice.

556
00:18:02,929 --> 00:18:03,695
What?

557
00:18:03,696 --> 00:18:04,263
Oh, no.

558
00:18:04,264 --> 00:18:04,897
What juice?

559
00:18:04,898 --> 00:18:05,564
Oh. He's ice-cold.

560
00:18:05,565 --> 00:18:06,298
He's dead?

561
00:18:06,299 --> 00:18:07,366
Yes! He's dead!

562
00:18:07,367 --> 00:18:08,233
How is he dead?

563
00:18:08,234 --> 00:18:09,701
Well, why would he be
dead from the juice?

564
00:18:09,702 --> 00:18:10,936
We killed Poppins? Oh, shit!

565
00:18:10,937 --> 00:18:12,838
Oh, my God, Mac's gonna
have a fit, dude.

566
00:18:12,839 --> 00:18:15,040
I drank a lot of that juice...
I remember that very clearly!

567
00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:17,209
I have an idea, Frank, I have an idea.

568
00:18:17,210 --> 00:18:18,177
Fixer's always got a fix, right?

569
00:18:18,178 --> 00:18:20,078
Yeah, what... Oh, this is gonna
work, this is a good idea.

570
00:18:20,079 --> 00:18:21,013
Grab Poppins. Let's go. Come on.

571
00:18:21,014 --> 00:18:21,513
Take the dog?

572
00:18:21,514 --> 00:18:22,014
Grab the dog!

573
00:18:22,015 --> 00:18:23,072
What was in the juice?

574
00:18:23,192 --> 00:18:24,718
Hold on. before you go, untie me.

575
00:18:24,769 --> 00:18:26,733
- Stay right there.
- No, guys!

576
00:18:26,853 --> 00:18:28,687
You guys, I got Groban in the park.

577
00:18:28,688 --> 00:18:29,721
I got a dead dog over here.

578
00:18:29,722 --> 00:18:30,923
I got Groban in the park!

579
00:18:30,924 --> 00:18:31,990
Untie me!

580
00:18:32,859 --> 00:18:34,526
What was in the juice?

581
00:18:36,062 --> 00:18:37,062
One, two, three.

582
00:18:37,063 --> 00:18:38,163
One, two, three.

583
00:18:38,164 --> 00:18:40,165
Charlie, I think you're right,
dude, I feel better about this.

584
00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:41,166
More in control. Yeah.

585
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:42,501
Yeah, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

586
00:18:42,502 --> 00:18:44,369
Yo, what's happening?

587
00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:45,470
What's happening, guys?

588
00:18:45,471 --> 00:18:47,472
Hey, I was just, uh...
We were hanging out, uh, in the

589
00:18:47,473 --> 00:18:48,540
alley, going for some air.

590
00:18:48,541 --> 00:18:49,575
What's going on?

591
00:18:49,576 --> 00:18:50,375
Yeah.

592
00:18:50,376 --> 00:18:51,443
What are you guys doing?

593
00:18:51,444 --> 00:18:53,145
We're actually looking for Poppins.

594
00:18:53,146 --> 00:18:55,781
Yeah, we're gonna bring him back
over to Charlie's mom's house.

595
00:18:55,782 --> 00:18:56,715
They're gonna live together.

596
00:18:56,716 --> 00:18:57,716
Poppins?

597
00:18:57,717 --> 00:18:58,650
What happened to Poppins?

598
00:18:58,651 --> 00:19:00,786
He w... He, uh...
You saw him.

599
00:19:00,787 --> 00:19:03,589
- Yeah, I... might've been...
- Why are you guys acting so weird?

600
00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:04,556
Yeah.

601
00:19:04,557 --> 00:19:08,227
Why are... Why are you
looking at that trash can?

602
00:19:08,228 --> 00:19:10,195
Uh, nothing special about it.

603
00:19:10,196 --> 00:19:11,129
I don't know.

604
00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:12,264
What was in that trash bag?

605
00:19:12,265 --> 00:19:13,198
Poppins.

606
00:19:13,199 --> 00:19:13,999
What?

607
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,168
Well, he ate a lot of cold
medicine, and he croaked.

608
00:19:16,169 --> 00:19:18,704
I'm sorry. He-he-he...
Yeah, he got into some cold

609
00:19:18,705 --> 00:19:19,471
medicine. Sorry.

610
00:19:19,472 --> 00:19:21,273
So you threw him in the trash?

611
00:19:21,274 --> 00:19:24,142
Yeah, what are you gonna do,
send him to the moon? Right?

612
00:19:24,143 --> 00:19:26,278
No, I want to have a
proper burial for him.

613
00:19:26,279 --> 00:19:29,548
That seemed proper enough
for Poppins, you know?

614
00:19:29,549 --> 00:19:31,283
Oh, no. He's fine.

615
00:19:31,284 --> 00:19:32,417
What? He's fine?

616
00:19:32,418 --> 00:19:34,886
Yeah, he's just in here
chowing down on a diaper.

617
00:19:35,888 --> 00:19:37,723
Hey! Look at him.

618
00:19:37,724 --> 00:19:42,060
But that dog was...
Come on. Hey, good boy.

619
00:19:42,061 --> 00:19:43,562
That dog just does not die.

620
00:19:43,563 --> 00:19:44,596
No, he does not.

621
00:19:44,597 --> 00:19:45,530
Wow.

622
00:19:45,531 --> 00:19:46,765
Oh, there he goes.

623
00:19:46,766 --> 00:19:48,500
Ah.

624
00:19:48,501 --> 00:19:50,902
Don't worry, guys, he will be back.

625
00:19:50,903 --> 00:19:54,473
Yeah, well... Let's hope not.

626
00:19:54,474 --> 00:19:56,475
Bon voyage, Poppins!

627
00:19:56,476 --> 00:19:58,043
Have a good trip.

628
00:19:58,044 --> 00:19:59,678
Back to the bar, or what?

629
00:19:59,679 --> 00:20:00,679
Yeah.

630
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,247
Yeah, sure, let's drink.

631
00:20:03,934 --> 00:20:06,969
Yo, Frank, it's ***. Have you seen Dee?

632
00:20:07,089 --> 00:20:09,937
I'm backstage and ♪
the party is pumping.

633
00:20:10,057 --> 00:20:13,008
Look, if you see her biatch tell her
to get her ass down here.

634
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:14,437
Grobin's feeling frisky

635
00:20:14,557 --> 00:20:16,997
and somebody's gotta tap that ass.

636
00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:18,499
Talk to you later.

637
00:20:18,619 --> 00:20:20,103
No, no...

638
00:20:20,223 --> 00:20:21,774
Grobin!

639
00:20:21,894 --> 00:20:23,884
Noooo!

640
00:20:24,004 --> 00:20:29,120
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